Video URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QErqFqnhUDE
might as well tell you listen I was telling you guys this the other day so I got Ulster rate of colitis oh I have stomach issues man I got [ __ ] I when I have to go I have to go and then you don't know when it stops and oh it's a problem so I asked the UFC to find me a a stall a little bit um private because I got stomach issues right so they brought me next to another one that wasn't so open and it was through the spike with the showers and stuff so I'm in there doing my business and also and I hear some people by the [ __ ] showers and it was grown in his whole crew and it was right after the loss right oh no so I'm in the they don't know I'm in there so I'm like oh no I'm like I'm clenching my ass and I'm like and he's awesome I hear uh you know man you know that fight sucks and he's like stressing he's inventing to his team you know nothing crazy but yeah it's normal after a loss to be yeah and the team's being quiet all I know is I'm stuck in the [ __ ] stall I want to sneak out the door is there I could make it but they're going to see me the sink is over there I got to wash my hands don't you ever think about saying hey guys it's Matt Sarah I'm taking a [ __ ] I didn't know what to no I didn't know what to say because they were trying to consult like so I ended up finishing I finished and I walk out I go over I wash my hands and he looks up and goes what's up Sarah I'm like hey Chrome I go and you don't know what to say you know I and I've been there obviously I got my losses it's like wait man I go look man to be honest you're gonna feel like this until you kick someone else's ass that's gonna that's gonna help it yeah man yeah bye lamb it's hilarious scenario I want to see that in a cartoon yeah right gets me in trouble