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oh by the way [ __ ] my pants while running this morning no did you not hard just uh it was a shart I was coming up a hill had nothing left and I and I thought I had to fart and just bam I did that the other day in my house yeah just a little squirt I went Jesus Christ feels like such a failure but I had some good farts before that that's the problem I got motivated because I had some Rumblers you were on a roll I had some Rumblers what Jesus and it was just me I I didn't have to cover them from nobody so I was pausing and leaning into them and and then it just a little like a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's a shower but that is the ultimate failure because your job as a human is to provide for your family and not [ __ ] your pants because there's times you know like oh no I'm about to [ __ ] my pants there's like a there's a certain alarm that goes off like when you're like oh no no we're clinching a little too hard here okay we got a problem here boys we got a runner we got a runner it's like just we got a runner it's like you just barely keep it in there close the gates close the gates and you're just clamping down and it's the same exact feeling that you get is when you're trying to hold C in you know that Jesus don't move [ __ ] yeah I always say one day I'm going to try Tantra I'm going to learn how to like completely like guys say that you can have like an internal orgasm I've chok one back wow just got to grab the base right before impact and squeeze really hard but what if you uh cause an injury that's why I've only done it a couple times if you broke your own dick CU you grabbed it too hard life would not be worth living can you imagine that not having your dick come anymore for the rest of your life and knowing that you're thinking like this is what I can't lose I can't lose embarrassing myself you said to a lot of guys like if you had to choose between being blind or having your dick break oh no question what would you say give me the [ __ ] stick in the [Laughter] dog