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the jurogan experience do you know what i said had happened at the show that i don't know i mean this is so crazy that this happened at a show i'm in baltimore and doing a great venue there like the lyric um and it's it's probably 30 minutes into the show and somebody says something you know it's a theater there's out of the 2500 or some people at the show so but somebody says something on on like a pause right so everybody hears it sometimes you you navigate whether to deal with something or not and the bigger the rooms get you know you ignore things this person says it like why is bert fat or something like i'm because he eats too much i don't [ __ ] know right but my response made other people go oh this is when we can oh right oh i've had that happen right so they start going they start saying other things like podcast jokes or you know bikes and like [ __ ] from like other stand-up shows and i'm like okay and then at one point it happens you know like 10 people in a row i go do you guys do you want to keep doing the show or do you want me to not do this and they're all like yeah do the show and when i say that another guy jumps in from the balcony with another comment you know like do you like old bay on your crab or you know something like that and i go i hope you die in a house fire or something like aggressive and rude and people laugh and i you know i just and then i turn back and i do i just continue with the show but moments after that you know when you can you don't even hear something you feel commotion right right it's like an energy so i'm i'm up there and i'm moving on and i'm like what is that but i don't say it i just because i just got through dealing with chaos but i feel it and i look up there
and i'm just like whatever and it it kind of dies down after a moment and i just keep doing the show so i get off stage i see dave oaken who you met my tour manager who's at the the party and he's like you're not gonna believe what happened i go where he goes up in the balcony i go yeah i sensed that something was going on there he goes a guy pulled his dick out and started pissing on people in the audience and i'm like what what he goes he goes yeah but you know we what we learn is that he was aiming for somebody but sprayed a bunch of other people and the reason we know this is that one of the people that got some collateral damage is a friend of another guy i work with on the torque here so he's like yeah my friend was sitting in that section and he goes i see this guy pull his dick out right and what we learn is the member the guy that said the thing and i'm like i hope you die in a house fire yeah the guy behind him was like you don't [ __ ] with tom's show he's on my side he's like i got tom's back and starts to piss on him and it ends up pissing on a bunch of people and i go wait what did you do he goes well we all were like get this guy the [ __ ] out of here so then security comes over that's the commotion it was like people were like trying to get security they thought that the guy who got pissed on was the culprit so they go to grab him and he's like i just got pissed on go get that guy but it takes them a second to figure it out and meanwhile he gets out and as he gets up to the upper balcony exit area he runs and he sprints outside and they don't catch him the pisser got free the picture got free yeah but he's on your side he's my team yeah he probably just had a really p bat and he's like you know what i got a [ __ ]
idea i'll get the heckler yeah i'll just pee on the heckler because i have to pee anyway because if he's getting it everywhere that's a heavy stream that is a heavy stream yeah he's just spraying yeah i was at uh one of the boston venues and they told me after the show they're like that was sometimes they'll tell me you know we had three ejections or twelve it's like you know they'll tell me that after the show like yeah we had to eject the guy from the upper balcony he just uh like squatted forward and pissed on the floor so he didn't want to get up so they're like everybody's like what is this and then everyone's like it's this guy who's pissing in the seat jesus christ people are [ __ ] animals they're animals yeah oh my god one other venue they said that a guy went he left the aisle and then just went to the corner like just pissed in the corner of the theater and they're like what are you doing he just didn't he's like i want to go out and miss the show [Laughter] so crazy you