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the jurgen experience i have played on this podcast multiple times you uh shooting pigs out of a helicopter they're so beautiful it's talking about samurai but it's it's a crazy thing that like people that don't understand will look at that and go this is horrible this is awful it's like you don't understand invasive species you don't understand the fact that this actually has to be done and if you're a person that likes to eat vegetables guess what they're going to eat them all they're going to destroy them all like they they need to do something about these animals and there's no way you can stop them from breeding there's millions of pigs in texas alone tens of millions yeah if if i may put the definitive comment on that yeah please do if you have a problem with killing pigs from a helicopter you're an idiot and let me help fix you because raw edits at some point in life because we don't know nothing there's ignorance and i've been ignorant i'm currently ignorant on how to weld i need to learn that but i admit my ignorance so that i don't [ __ ] up a weld i get a guy who's not ignorant about welding so let me fix the ignorant out there and see if i can't weld some intelligence into their otherwise craving mind for information when we kill pigs from a helicopter it benefits the environment because they destroy the environment they erode everything and it causes devastation to waterways and riverine habitat in just every habitat so we're saving the environment so shut up we're saving agriculture because they destroy tens of millions of dollars of agriculture every year so we're saving out that's right i think that's just in texas yeah just texas not to mention california yeah mississippi so when we when we kill pigs from a helicopter we have created an industry that i legalized before i called then governor perry and then attorney general greg abbott it was the helicopter thing yeah it was against the law you couldn't pay a helicopter pilot to shoot pigs only government agents were allowed to do it in texas i know that sounds like a new york law but it was in texas and when the my buddy johnson said no you can't pay me for gas
i go well it's got to be expensive the helicopter cross pilot collateralization the the you i can't pay you in the game warden go i hope you're not uh paying him to do that i go who are you how could you possibly think you have the authority to determine whether i pay for the gas in a helicopter as i go up and shoot pigs where do you well that's the law so the law was you couldn't pay for it you couldn't pay for it why is it like a process don't start asking don't ask why right because why isn't hillary in prison i mean why isn't she that's my point the question is is if eternal anyhow so i called governor perry and i said rick you've got to be kidding me because everybody knows that wild hogs in texas texas are an absolute scourge of a liability you're craving systems by which we can reduce the population and then you make the most effective solution illegal he goes well i had no idea like well the guitar player will help now i need to call greg abbott so on the hunt was kris kobach who happens to be a constitutional attorney really a wise one a really super one right up there with cruz and so we he googled the laws and he rewrote them at the camp at the helicopter camp we're slamming hogs from the helicopter we're saving farmers money we're saving the environment we're saving wildlife because hogs kill everything they can finally they run into whether it's eggs or fawns and they're delicious and and pigs are delicious that's why we created hogs for a cause charity where we pick up the dead hogs we process this organic pork and we feed soup kitchens and homeless shelters so don't you see it's wind win win win everything is good there's nothing bad about it well it's not sport well then you share with me your last helicopter hog hunt where you hit the pigs every time from a moving helicopter and an erratically running hog shut the [ __ ] up anyhow so after we called abbott and and perry and kris kobach these guys are attorneys and i don't hold against them uh they rewrote it two weeks later it was legal and here's the next win we created an enormous new industry that is generating tens of
millions of dollars for travel hotels groceries ammo sporting goods taxidermist ice beer guides outfitters helicopter owners so it's win win win win so i'll go back to my opening statement if you're against this completely conclusively definitively win situation for everything you're an idiot now take the information i just shared with you and try to eliminate your idiocy