Video URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVIKvcPa6Q
if you ever want to feel what it's like to to be like three again make your thumb wrestle your pinky your pinky's like [ __ ] you have no power in your pinky pinky's so weak that's what it's like to be like a three-year-old straining against your older brother get off me [ __ ] you got a pinky that's right is that what a [ __ ] little digit what does that thing get used for don't eat like i hurt my pinky doing that wrestling with my thumb like legitimately it hurts now so weak i but i do so much with my hands i'm sure so many chin ups there's some reason for it so many kettlebell grips and it's mostly these other fingers even when you draw back a bow might release it doesn't even have a pinky thing i draw back with these fingers this [ __ ] ass just hangs around for the right you're so mean to your pinky why do you do that i love my pinkies yeah i love them it's weird how weak it is compared to all the other digits here and they named it a pinky it's it is a a very like yeah that will [ __ ] you up with this finger this finger right here is strong as [ __ ] this finger gets a hold of [ __ ] this is a strong finger this is a [ __ ] finger that's not hurting anybody we are all in the same hand listen everyone belongs on the hand like we imagine the pinky if you were as strong physically as your small toe wow that's great that's life just everything can [ __ ] you up every pebble is murderous every jumping off stairs the wrong way you stub your toe you want to die your little baby toe has zero power grab your little baby toe and like wrestle with it real quick it has nothing it's a mess it's a baby yeah babies are stronger than your baby toe yeah well look it's a bitch-ass little limb yeah that would that's the funny thing about the human sentient projection into time it's like we're probably like the
little toe of the universe