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the jurogan experience you know what's good about that too if you're ever in a real altercation you're used to people resisting a hundred percent um because like if you're like a karate guy and you used to like point touching each other did you see that karate i was about how do you feel he loses he how do you feel pride you get knocked out yeah in the gold medal match up and you win the gold and the other guy's disqualified he's disqualified for hitting you too hard and here's the thing was [ __ ] up is like it's not like he was standing there he kind of leaned in to the kick like he bent over and the dude caught him so it's kind of on you a little bit too yeah let's watch it let's watch it because it's so dumb and uh i didn't a friend of mine sent that to me and here it is look at this look he bends over yeah and to be honest it's a counter the guy throws a straight left he counters with the kick catches him hit him then he's just fake sleeping oh he's getting out of here dude he's sleeping oh he thought he won two poor guy well he should have won in a real world scenario and any other rational sport that's a combat sport he won that's the problem with like olympic combat sports is they try to take the violence out of it but what doesn't make any sense is you could win by knockout in tae kwon do oh i didn't know that that's in the same thing uh it's in the olympics too like why why specifically why what is the difference why do you have karate and tae kwon do yeah the only difference is you're you're allowed to punch in the face in this and is it point karate is that what it is yeah i heard it was kuma i don't know i don't know though is the japanese word for sparring okay so yeah that doesn't make sense i just heard someone saying it while i was watching i think that's the word for sparring i think that's what it means i mean they got all the different types of swimming so i guess you're going to have all the different types of martial arts you know you got to do things to stack the metals right like if you're good at some [ __ ] like america we're good at running so we're just gonna okay 400 kilogram
kumite final yeah so dumb yeah ridiculous oh they also they have uh individual demonstrations like kata and then they have one on one kuma that's the most ridiculous one i'm not trying to shoot on this guy he probably kicked my ass but the guy won a gold medal for dancing getting ko oh yeah for the kata for the kata yeah but it was just choreography well you could win for gymnastics yeah but gymnastics isn't a fight like i see martial arts as this is fighting right like in order to be good at it you have to be able to do that [ __ ] on someone the kata thing is like you would have to learn those to get your belts like you'd avocado for one specific one you had for blue belt a specific one you had for green belts and i remember when i did taekwondo as a kid we had that yeah yeah and all that yeah i hated those what the taekwondo this stuff all right yeah the forms poomsae american gold doubloons he won the first evil karate medal in men's kata the first ever for america or the first ever time they handed it out uh oh my gosh that's so ridiculous the intensity serious yeah the thing is like it's not a bad thing to practice movement like it's almost like kind of like a form of yoga in a way like you're practicing moving your body and if you get really good at doing those kadas it'll probably enhance your ability to move which will enhance your ability to spar but you're not giving anybody a medal for shadow boxing good [ __ ] point that'd be ridiculous good [ __ ] imagination i'm a boxing gold medalist a gold medal for shadow boxing or hitting the cobra bag you know that's a bag worth gold backward gold medal be better than this because we can see something land kicks yeah like you know this poor guy just got back to america with his gold medal we're just trying this is the guy who wants he was they were going against each other though oh and this guy how do you oh they judge it they judge the
karate come on come on the uh the kata rather yeah we used to have those in tournaments in taekwondo tournaments they would have the the kata version or the i forget what they call it i think it's called poomsae they call it korean and then they would have the sparring part now you'd have to wait around while these dummies threw [ __ ] air kicks yeah yeah watch the entire episode for free only on spotify