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The Joe Rogan experience. Stanho, remember those two broads that lived next to you? Remember the tall German chick that was lanky and cute and the short brunette? And then there was the the chubbier chick, Sage. Remember the chubby? Oh, those are the Yeah. You did like heroin or something with them or something. Oh, fighting did everything with them. Yeah, I remember. Sage is the one I remember. Why stop there? Sage is the one I like. Sage's father at one time was the Rolling Stones manager and what he did for this chick was he bought her a [ __ ] Blockbuster in Ventura. Bought her a Blockbuster and she said, "I don't want I think you turned her on to heroin and she was giving me [ __ ] about herpes." I go, "Yeah, I got a herpes." She I didn't give her no [ __ ] herpes. No, I No, she was giving me [ __ ] about having herpes, but she's over there [ __ ] like doing heroin with Joey. Listen to me. I was I was I used to I was homeless. She would come to the store on Sundays. She would come to the store on Sundays and give me pills. Uh and she would she was an expert in mixing what was that [ __ ] that was big tenure MDBA. MDMA. MDMA with water. Ecstasy with water. With water. She'd drink it. No. No. The the other stuff that was Oh, GHB. GHP. And she'd bring it to the comedy store and I'd be hosting on Sundays and she'd give me drinks of the GSP. Whatever the [ __ ] GSP, whoever the [ __ ] it is, GB, whatever. And let him answer your performance. Listen, so this happened. This went on for 6 months. She'd take really on Sundays. I go to her house, Rogan. I go to her house on Sundays after I'd host. She'd come down, we'd buy Coke from Chewy. We'd go to her house, we'd do heroin, eat her ass, pills, I'd whip her. She She'd make little shows at lingerie for me. She was 100 pounds overweight. But this [ __ ] was bad. Big red. That's not an ass you want to eat. No, no, no, no, no. She lost the weight. Let's not die. All right. Then then I didn't see her for a long time, right? And then she started coming around the comedy store getting giving me the GSP and [ __ ] So one [ __ ] this is a great story. I forgot about this. I was thinking about Stan Hope on the way up here and our friend Mike was selling weed, but at one time he worked
at CIA and he goes, "Listen, one of the interns over me blew up. He ended up being Whitney Houston's manager and you know, and the tour manager and he's looking for powder." So every day they would come over and I would sell Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. You know, they would come over with like $1,100, which was PDA money. I was taking Whitney's PDIA money, right? Every day they come over with a little white envelope and give me the PDA money and I go up to the Martell cartel and I'd buy 14 grams of blow, take an eightball out and cut it and then give it to Whitney Houston. And they were [ __ ] going crazy. They This went on for 30, 40 days. But I couldn't snort all the blow I was stealing from. I couldn't sn I couldn't snort it. It was just too much. So I was giving it to Marilyn Martinez the whole thing. Isn't she dead? She's dead. That's the coke that killed her. So So okay, I got I got like 2 ounces of blow. Plus I snorted all this coke and I can't snort no more. I don't know what I'm going to do with it. Right. So one night I call Marilyn. I go, "Marilyn, bring the coke down to the [ __ ] store." Right? I'm selling coke to Whitney [ __ ] Houston. They're picking me up at 9:00 in the morning. paging me on the red pager. I'm coming downstairs, getting in the car with them, going to the Martell cartel to the brothers, going in the house with two grams of coke already cut in my pocket and I would just go in, take rocks out, throw the cut in, mix it up and give it right back to them in the car and they'd be happy as [ __ ] They were inviting me to&m records to come party with them. I don't party. So, how much coke were you stealing from them? I was selling them I was getting them a half ounce and taking an eightball out and throwing an eight ball of cut in it. What is an eightball? Three and a half grams. See, I' I've done Coke my entire [ __ ] life and I don't know like percentages like what it cost percentages. Isn't that crazy? Measurements. People are so sleazy that it's all cut. You never get I don't know what it You know what I always know where the [ __ ] [ __ ] is. I know like coke because someone goes, "Hey, do you want to do a bump?" And you go, "Okay." I don't But you don't know what the He's
never bought. He does whatever. When you go out with Stan, somebody got Cokes, he'll do Coke. You got ele elephant tranquilizer stand's like uncle joy. We don't give a [ __ ] The train's already running. I got nowhere to be tomorrow. [ __ ] it. We're here already. You know when I got here and he said he had mushrooms. I'm like what the [ __ ] You don't you this is the [ __ ] suckering that knocks on your door with rolling papers and no weed. You know what I'm saying? Like I got no I got no weed but I got rolling papers. Next time you bring those [ __ ] mushrooms with you and we could have been right here on this would have been a great [ __ ] podcast. Not that it isn't. So I'm robbing Whitney and Bobby Brown for a [ __ ] month. I'm robbing their blow every day. I can't do it. I can't snort it fast enough. How much are they doing? They're doing a half ounce a day. This is what This is God. This is No, this is 98. They're doing a half ounce a day, which is 3 ounces a week. Oh my god. And singing. What does that look like? Whoa. On ounces like this. Like a like like a half ounce of weed. Like a nice Oh my god. They're doing they're doing one of those a day. Powering Bobby Brown. His face twisted. And I was getting this [ __ ] that was flaky. So Oh my god. So, right, I tell Marilyn, "Bring the Coke." You would say like, "Uh, well, aren't they Aren't they feeding an entourage at this point?" But that's the thing about Coke. Yeah. You start, "Oh, there's only so much Coke left." All right. You got to go. You got to go. You got to go. Right. So, this went on. So, on Saturday night, I call Marilyn Martinez. I go, "Mary, do me a favor. Bring the blow to the Comedy Store cuz I'm just going to sell it." And a kid after my set gives me a little baggie with the bottom of it filled up like not even not even two lines and I put it in my pocket and I take it home. When I get home I do it. It's not Coke, it's crank. So I'm on fire now. It's 3:00 in the morning. I'm in my house on fire. I got the Coke hidden. The shoe hasn't stopped shaking since All right. I have the Coke in the [ __ ] car. No, I'm not. I'm not bouncing. I have the Coke in the car. I always do that [ __ ] I have the Coke in the car. Right. And I wouldn't bring it upstairs. I don't like coke in my house. So I would go down and
do a little bump about 5 in the morning. Well, you would always keep it in the car. In the car, I'd hide it under paranoia. I don't like it in the house. Becker tub. I don't like it in my house. Better to be paranoid. But I don't like it in my house anyway. I never like coke in my mine. It's just bad. I don't like it. I used to leave it outside on rocks and somebody else's garage and then I would go and do a bump and go back upstairs. So this one night I got upstairs and the page is going off and it's sage and I said, "Fuck it. Let me just bring the 2 ounces to her house of blow. And I brought at that time it was like an ounce and a half and 3/4. This [ __ ] picked me up at 6:00 in the morning with a case of Starbucks coffee and can a half a gallon of vodka and we went back to the house and we did that whole package of blow heroin Valiums MDMA GSP. We did How many days? How many days? Two days to one day afternoon. And I had to get Scott Wolf, uh, Josh Wolf's brother, Fredo, to come get me over by the director's guild. Oh my god. For two days. I puked till Thursday. Jesus Christ. Here's how sick I was. The the the [ __ ] Houston's kept calling me. And I'm like, "Fuck you, motherfucker." Cuz I'm out of commission, right? So finally that next week was the Grammys. This is the last time I seen them. I don't think I told you about this. Last time ever I seen Whitney Houston. I get a call on a Monday morning after the Grammys at 9 in the morning and they're like, "Is your boy up?" He'd have to be come get me. And they pull up to my [ __ ] house where I live by the YMCA. And it was the manager, Whitney Houston, and Ricky Martin in the [ __ ] back. And they're all going. They're going from the Grammys. That jaw, all them jaws are [ __ ] going, Jack. And I got in the car with them. I drive to the Martell cartel. I'm sitting there like I don't I don't even know it's Ricky M. I just looked out the window. I was more paranoid than he was. I got in, bought it, brought it back to the car. They That's the last time I [ __ ] seen him. [ __ ] All right. I'm looking at all these images. You should probably not [ __ ] start defamation suits. That's a defamation. Ricky [ __ ] Waters or whatever. It's a true story. What definition? If it didn't [ __ ] happen,
they wouldn't give a [ __ ] Well, Ricky Martin's clean and sober now. He came out of the closet. He's got kids. So, he'll look at these opinions and stories are not a representative of the Joe Rogan. What is this? Law and order. What the [ __ ] is this? No, I was I was I was actually promoting copyrighted stuff. And what is this? You're not saying law and order. This story might uh think that you might know these individuals. They ain't the [ __ ] people. You know, this story is going to get on the internet. You know, I've never played. I've never [ __ ] 11 years ago. What are you going to say to me? No. You remember me, [ __ ] The [ __ ] Sing, [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] Thank you. [Music] Freaks and geeks, lovers and children, what's going on, ladies and gentlemen?