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stoned as a [ __ ] and go on stay so friday i went to the store and i swear to god guys i didn't eat nothing all dad smoked some pot i worked that before i left the house there was a little brownie a 70 milligram brownie i had like maybe 13 carbs left for the day i was [ __ ] starving this little brownie is right there it was a half a pack of an anarchy edible they give you two brownies each brownie is 70 milligrams that's so crazy that's so scary i rub my balls at 70 milligrams you understand me 70 milligrams for uncle joey is like an apparent thief it's not even a [ __ ] explain to the rest of the world 70 milligrams will put you into a [ __ ] hole do you know i gave him 500 last night jesus christ oh my god listen to me though we split it at three o'clock in the afternoon oh my god what are you trying to prove by seven o'clock i was so [ __ ] up by eight o'clock and you know what usually when you eat you tame that animal [ __ ] no this turned on me this edible turn young me dog like a savage he beat me into submissions at one point i had the cheese doodles that belongs to the baby pirates booty yeah they were on the floor they were just coming out of my face i was just i was just stuffing pirates booty in my face and a pear i couldn't stop i kept eating peaches and pirates booty there's a pirate's booty cantaloupe and pirates booty i must hate the whole even my wife was like because i had my back turned to them so they couldn't see me my wife's like what the [ __ ] are you doing in here i go listen i gotta go to bed she goes go to bed already i went to bed at 8 45 i slept on four i got up i didn't know where i was i just laid here for 30 minutes like mad max i just laid there i'll come to you see we'll kill four in the morning you didn't know where you were so low at 4 30. i woke up with a ton of energy a lot of energy i wanted to shower i washed the car i went for breakfast oh my god i was [ __ ] up and i kept calling lee and saying lee if the cops call you don't answer the phone he goes why are the
cops on the corner