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you know the most ridiculous thing about the Hulk is his pants yeah he never loses his pants he's so much bigger than Bruce Banner Bruce Banner is like a little unassuming scientist who's built like Ben Shapiro and then all of a sudden he turns into that guy and the pants somehow still fit how the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you not see that giant green dick that those pants would pop off just the same way his shirt would this is ridiculous somebody needs to do a new version of the Hulk with the giant green dick like uh the like like Dr Manhattan in the Watchman Primal Hulk and he's billing the Hulk same thing you can see his dick but you can't see the Hulk's dick yeah the idea that his shirt explodes but his pants like stay fine and he can move around on him no problem what the [ __ ] are you sounding they didn't knew they didn't know the way around that one like how do we it is the dumbest [ __ ] thing of all time I mean even if he's wearing yoga pants [ __ ] shits are going to fly apart going rip it's going to rip that's crazy look how big he is yeah he's five times the size of the regular [ __ ] that he is before he blows up it's so dumb it's the dumbest thing if we're so afraid of that giant green dick that is crazy people will say ridiculous [ __ ] like well how could he turn into some such a big thing there's not enough molecules in his body to expand to that extent where is he getting the actual physical tools to get bigger yeah yeah yeah what about his pants that's more pants yeah do his pants have the same thing he got it does make sense that something could just get big though how could he get big there's no food there's no like where do the how do the cells grow is it you just drinking water and growing like a plant like what are you doing yeah how are you getting bigger how do you get bigger like you have there's a mass where's the mass come from how do it go back to normal it's so dumb but the pants are the dumbest yeah the pants are the dumbest thing of that whole thing meanwhile it's my favorite superhero he