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the Joe Rogan Experience. Joe, did anyone send you uh that Grand Theft Auto DMT trip? A lot of people think that you had a big influence in it. Oh, I'm sure there's a lot of people done DMT besides me. But it it it starts off with this, you know, guy and you're just driving around with your your father and then he the kid uh tricks him into taking it while he's driving. So, he starts tripping up. It's harmless. Bets have been using it for decades. Youize me. You [ __ ] [ __ ] Protecting you from yourself. Also, I took money from your bank account and I'm moving out. All right. You're too crazy, Dad. That's the dad. That's the dad on the ground. Tripping balls. Yeah. And then watch what happened. This is the part where it starts getting really Joe Rogan in my in my opinion. This is a [ __ ] awesome video. Holy [ __ ] Bigfoot's got him. It's something even worse. Does it go? [Music] Oh jeez. This is No way. Oh yeah, this is my people. Oh yeah, now he's getting abducted by aliens. So the monkeys first and then the alien ship shoots him up into a spaceship. This is 100% me. These people and me are on the same wavelength. If they didn't hear if they don't know of me and know me when they were coding this, they need to put it. You are you are the herpes that there's no cure for. We are on the same wavelength. We would get along great. If if they don't know me, we would get along great. If this wasn't inspired by me, death metal bands, [ __ ] comic people, everyone. You would have permeated all of this. Did you see that? He did this. The alien gave him the the [ __ ] metal sign. Yeah. Wow. This is intense [ __ ] I would have made this with no underwear, though. Don't be a [ __ ] But why are you hiding your dick and [ __ ] You're you're flying through space, you know? You shouldn't you shouldn't be holding on to your your vanity and your fear and your insecurities. Let the breeze blow through. Yeah. Let flies hover around your [ __ ] You're flying around space. What do you care? You're one with the universe. So you the Oh yeah. And
you can get high and every time you get high, you can hear inner thoughts and it's really trippy. So like once it goes online October 1st, all his comics are all just going to hang out at the com store, smoke weed together. And it's true. I heard that the wait till this game gets in the Oculus Rift. I've heard that this game is the the most successful single piece of anything anybody created ever. $1 billion in 3 days. Isn't that amazing? It's amazing. Like, there's never been anything that's sold as well as this. God bless America. Right. When you think the economy is down, something like this comes along. Cocaine or Coca-Cola? Both of them. In a day. Yes. There's only so much blow you can do. Yeah. I mean, after a while, I remember the one time I was offered DMT by a buddy, a buddy's buddy. We're up in Canada, and he's like, "Hey, man. I got this [ __ ] this DMT." And he's like, "I'm all uh" I'm like, "You heard of it?" I'm like, I'm familiar. I've heard of it. I have I know some people that have have talked about it. Like, it's just the So, why don't we go back and and we're all out drinking and hanging out. I'm like, no, you don't want to do DMT when you're drinking start shoving [ __ ] hallucinogenic drugs up my body with a guy that's just uh going to happen. That does not sound like a good idea. Going to wake up glazed like a [ __ ] crispy cream donut or [ __ ] you know that's when somebody gets eaten. Yeah, that could happen too. Yeah, especially when you're drinking. Now, usually you're not supposed You're not even supposed to eat. He was just too nonchalant about slinging, you know, us [ __ ] doing DMT. I'm like, that's a should be taken with a lot more care. Want to give you some of that. What's [ __ ] a Viking. That's what that is. No, that's the way you [ __ ] a Viking. That is not roofy him up. Roofy him up with some DMT. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] You're a [ __ ] human being.