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no I like women okay just say we're live we're live we're live you're a woman look at this picture brandan sh's face when I ask for my money tomorrow at fight companion you'd have Eddie Bravo Eddie Bravo is so silly the memes first of all what the [ __ ] are we doing boys we it's a wa 7:00 in the morning we're in this [ __ ] studio for live fights from the Philippines if you're listening this podcast this is not a regular podcast this is what we call a fight Companion podcast which means the fights are on and we [ __ ] and N 99 times out of 100 we're not even talking about the fight some of the most hilarious and entertaining fight companions or fight or or podcast rather turn out from this but uh bottom line is we're we're all exhausted it's really early in the morning uh my man Eddie Bravo is here Jiu-Jitsu Master music producer cool [ __ ] best friend Aubrey Marcus my brother uh Warrior Shaman poet character also cool [ __ ] Brandon sha about as cool as a gets former UFC fighter oh current maybe we'll see what's up once the numbers drop host of The Fighter and the kid podcast all around cool [ __ ] again and uh Jamie Vernon who came with the Crispy Cream this morning like a [ __ ] he brought the Crispy Cream donut Aubrey by the way I want to applaud you on your discipline I know they're like haunting me the lid is just open wafting wafting Aubrey's the only one who hasn't eaten did you eat a Crispy Cream yeah yeah we all ate it [ __ ] it I'm a little disappointed Aubrey cuz now I now I feel bad and you're all shredded he's in a cage and he ate a donut yeah but he doesn't give a [ __ ] we are uh here watching highlights of Costa philipo smashing people and uh he's going to take on gagar mousasi and look at poor JN anic Brian Stan new hair how about Stan he's like I could be home right now dude he's in the Philippines both like he's in the Philippines he's like [ __ ] Brad Pit right now what are you talking about he's having a great time well the Philippines can you imagine if you could catch it right after mny Pacquiao won like catch that wave God damn they'd be so happy did you see those videos those photos of all the people watching no you
know's no crime when he fights it's the one day where there's no crime in the Philippines the entire nation stops to watch him fight believe it true story I believe it man I wonder how they're going toll I swear to God swear to God that's a hug country it is man that's how big of a deal is guys it's like [ __ ] that dude let's go rob someone watch your watch your p's and q's that's many Pacquiao bro well you know I think that's just I don't know you Philippines is like thousands of islands I think there's thousands not a thousand I think there's thousands of islands I didn't know that yeah I wish I had the energy to Google it God I want my boy Mark me computer right here it would be nice if you won his last his last fight in the Philippines not that I don't like Luke I like Luke warnette yeah I like Luke a lot Mark is my he's just such a good dud boy we need him to win yeah he's such a good dude you trying to bet on that Eddie or what you want Luke what's going on I got no no no Mark's my boy I know but no way no way sh wants people used to think I was Filipino growing up so [ __ ] that yeah but you're not you're definitely not though people think I'm Mexican I don't root for Kane every time but your boy Aaron Hernandez did he get convicted yesterday uh the guy who looks a lot like you I know right he's a hand oppos he just kills [ __ ] though but he's the opposite of you like you're such a sweet guy he's apparently exact opposite a very mean person yeah you can't be killing people man 7,17 islands in the Philippines what islands must be cheap you could probably buy an island for like two grand well they only sometimes they only stick around for couple months and they go underwater that's why they're cheap they have like an odds thing like the realtor like you know it's at the 30% uh line right now that'll be underwater within 5 years just look at the islands available oh well we got about 6,000 right now I have no idea that's like super gangster money if you could buy an island yeah I knew I knew it was over a thousand and I thought it was thousands I didn't think it was 7,000 all right Aaron Hernandez what do you think he got how many years he got I know the Boston Bomber dude got the death penalty yeah makes sense right what the [ __ ] are we
doing yeah Hernandez is screwed who got life herand still two more trials coming yeah he has two more right cuz he got convicted of the one murder of Odin Lloyd right life could could they escalate to death whoa maybe fck that guy can't kill people yeah that's not cool [ __ ] oh [ __ ] anyone who knows him said they can't believe he made it this long without getting caught I guess he's just a bad dude I don't really know that I didn't look into that story yeah it's kind of everywhere yeah baseball player or something football football player super scary guy just a gangster super talented guy crazy talented what position does he play tight end when a national championship and a Super Bowl with the Patriots damn look at you yeah apparently he just follow my football man very mean oh that's right you play football no [ __ ] kind of no football Aon Hernandez was a big deal and everyone compared the two of us was it just was he just crazy like what was his deal he grew up super super hoodie and in a gang so this is the thing man so he got all that money and the one team he shouldn't have been drafted to was the New England Patriots cuz he was from Connecticut so he didn't escape the game gangs in Connecticut bet your ass there is course are really dude Mexicans yeah I used to work in New Haven and new it's not Mexicans it's Puerto Ricans a lot of Puerto Ricans sh okay that makes sense black dudes so they were saying if he got drafted by any other team I mean I'm sure he still would have kill [ __ ] but it was just way worse cuz he had all his homies there and then you have $40 million huh you going give a guy like that $40 million what' you think was going to happen damn he had 40 million bucks 40 million how much money they make playing football is so crazy [ __ ] load especially a guy of his caliber what do you think about deflate gate I think it's [ __ ] I think it's such [ __ ] I think Tom Brady would have beat them no matter what make all the balls deflate everyone balls tell me how it goes you know why I think it's [ __ ] is cuz everybody had the same ball yeah the other team had that ball too so they still won even if the ball was like slightly deflated no they didn't they didn't it's not true mm I'm
going to help you out yeah God damn it well so so who gave me that bad information J you give me that bad information so each team has their own balls right the ball boy the quarterback before the game a feel the ball so they there's a Indianapolis Colts ball and then there's a New England Patriots ball well then what's the problem well there's Tom's was deflated so it made it it's [ __ ] your ball too exactly defl let me know how it goes any but all the NFL's like it doesn't [ __ ] matter it's so stupid all the NFL thinks it doesn't matter the players all the players he got spent for four games stupid W how many games did Ray Rice gets to spend for beating the [ __ ] out of his girlfriend two what hello NFL what the [ __ ] are we doing you got to you [ __ ] dummies you got to at least suspend that guy for as many times are they back together Ray Rice and his girl yeah yeah they're married left she didn't press charges yeah incredible have you seen that video I have he hit her with a left hook like Mark hunt you can't do that man it was like [ __ ] remember how Razer Ruck used to throw that shovel hook he used to like dude remember that you remember Razer R yeah it was more like Tommy Morrison's left hook no Tommy Morrison's left he would leap in with that I Tommy Morrison no razor Ruck would catch [ __ ] is moving away that's what he did remember razor rdic Tyson yeah he gave him some trouble [ __ ] he dude razor that was after prison no that was pre-prison that was Tyson in his are you oh I'm 100% sure okay yeah I'm pretty sure yeah he um razor rutic versus Tommy Marson was actually a good fight Tommy Marson stopped him it was kind of a [ __ ] stoppage but he did Rock him with a left hook he cracked him with a left hook and hurt him then just threw a bunch of punches at his arms damn that's one fight I would I saw it cuz I actually was was a Tommy Morrison F fan you I felt sorry for white people you know what I mean Mexicans and and blacks are just killing everybody in boxing so I like the one white guy I'm not white but I would pull for the white guy cuz I apprciate it man you know what I mean Tommy Morris I was like oh come on man I was watching him in Tuesday night fights remember that [ __ ] he fought uh man he was fighting um who the
Michael Ben he was he was supposed to just go right through Michael bent and Michael bent just lit him it was one of of the most brutal Knockouts in boxing history he was shredded man Tommy Morrison was shredded his problem was he too nervous he died right well in the end yeah he died yeah he he's dead Tommy Morrison died yeah he's dead I just found this up he hads I know he had AIDS but I didn't know he died well most people with AIDS don't not that healthy unless you're Magic Johnson right he didn't have AIDS he was just hi he never yeah he never even came close to having AIDS they gave him the best he got the super yeah made him good um but Marson before he died had PEC implants it was really crazy and he was methed out of his [ __ ] mind so he was on meath yeah well his you got to see what he looked like some people call that living brother yeah that's what I say his uh body was all [ __ ] weird crazy thing about meth is there's people that have done meth their whole [ __ ] life and they're still alive H how do you go 10 years of doing meth and how does your body adapt how do you still have teeth say this fight's about to start Terry Hill the referee is standing in the middle of the Octagon got a set of tits on it who is the the referee that let Mark hunt almost get his brains beaten in by stoic he was British right I gu should be fired okay so these two gentlemen are going at it one of them is AD diva in the red and maash makashvili so you don't have my money is that what you're saying no I got your money you got your money right money right now money yeah oh this let's just talk about that cash or check well how would you like it I'm kind of like a bank they made a bet during the last UFC fight companion that um Brenan Shop's boy Pat cumins was going to beat OSP otherwise known as ENT St PR ENT s PR shut them lights out in the first round look at that he's got cash for you he's got $1,000 cash they made a 900 you remember if you won by twister like $10,000 oh we didn't Shake on that you no no no we didn't shake that got 900 we were all Jamie pull up the files you pull the bus you want to do double or nothing do you want to go double or nothing I got Edgar you got Faber no I got I got Frankie Doug h Huh
I want Frankie I want Frankie huh wow this is interesting no you you guys don't want to take faor I think fa at 135 is the man fa 145 is a [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] well then take him well no I'm trying Hey listen Faber's a bad [ __ ] no doubt about it but Frankie Edgar man it's it's hard to bet against him at 45 that's a hard Pi so solid pick another fight I really don't know like what about mousasi the Muno I got mousasi you want FIP no I got mousasi well then what about Munoz I got Muno who do you got how about Lim and Magny yeah Magny that's inter that's that your boy Magny is my boy who's he fighting it's a tough fight he's fighting how do you say his name hung Garling um hold on a second let me pull it up you know what he's you know what I'll take favor limb's bad [ __ ] double or nothing for real I'll take favor you know what I think favor is going to I'm I'm envisioning it now the weed's hitting me he's going to win this fight fa I got fa I just saw it goodness I just saw it deal double or nothing double or nothing double or nothing I don't know double or nothing double don't [ __ ] around so come on so so you get 1,800 H 1,800 yeah yeah this is 900 dou [ __ ] okay I'll take 1800 all right cool come on fa godamn it [ __ ] a Frankie come on Frankie this really escalated you know what crazy fa will uh his body is going to look incredible I could see a winning I I'm really nervous now that's a close fight I can see him, 180000 immedately regret that bad oh my God no he doesn't regret it he's happy he's just [ __ ] with me look at a little bit I'm a little happy I'm super nervous Faber at 45 is a total wild card we haven't seen him at 45 in a long time at 35 I would have taken Faber right away real quick he's never lost a non-title fight favors never lost a non-title fight 145 thing yeah at 145 yeah you know Frankie fought a 55 Frank small though man yes but he's still he could handle dudes at 55 right but don't you think that Faber will like for his age like he's I think he just turned 37 37 36 yeah he's he just had a birthday um he's like as you get older it's probably harder and harder to fight
really well after you cut weight yeah right he's cut lot of weight maybe we'll see a better I think he he keep he kept getting better you know I mean you can't go back to the the time he fought for the title at 45 against Aldo because I I really feel like back then that's a different favor than you see now I think faor is better I think he's better now yeah and remember nobody had the ground and pound Faber head back in the day he doesn't do it anymore back in the day yeah he doesn't do it anymore but he can I just think his game expanded so much right in the beginning Faber's game was I'm going to take you down I'm not even going to try to pass your guard I'm going to stay in your guard and I'm going to clench down on you and stack you and smash you and then do like a back extension thing explosion up bring your the bottom dude up and then he comes down and hits you with an elbow as you hit the ground so he just come up with his elbows nobody does that [ __ ] he can't sleep on that Guillotine either gu is n damn it guys has how's he going to be skills he's not going to out wrestle choke why do you think more people didn't do ground and pound like him even today they don't do it like that is it the guys are just so you could do that he picks dud how smashes what I mean remember that [ __ ] remember that cro inside the guard to this day sometimes I wake up in the middle the night and go those are the definitely if those weren't the best elbows in the guard in MMA they were top three they put top three best elbows in the guard Jones Jones is the bestes is the best El be Brandon Vera yeah in Broomfield I mean that was really good El was really good but think how long john is to CH those elbows that's the difference it's true but the cro there's something really special about crocop doing it because first of all it came out of him being on top so and then he hit him with elbows and all he was complaining about before the fight was grappling and elbows are ruining MMA and that's his spot grappling and elbows won him that fight yeah it was so crazy he really he could win a lot of fights there he should bring in wrestler start working his Tak Downs that's where he needs to be he needs to take [ __ ] down put in the guard are
you Kidd disag he doesn't you know what standing he's gun shy now let's not get out of control here Hey listen he's gunshi standing he is and he's worried about his chin he's getting older let's not uh sugarcoat it yes so I believe this I believe he should be in the garden [ __ ] people up based on that performance that might be his new spot standing he just seems spot he's not he's not [ __ ] down well maybe he's a strong dude didn't you say he's the strongest dude you ever fought strong as [ __ ] but he wasn't taking me down he have a prayer come on man it's cro well maybe you can learn how to take people down oh yeah for sure every bit of [ __ ] 40 he's going to switch into a Gra isn't it weird that Weidman is not the main event next week it seems weird to me like widman Belfor that feels like the main event for me not there's anything wrong with corm a Johnson but it's like you know we we both we all know we know that Jon Jones is the champ they took Jon Jones title away for non-fighting activity type [ __ ] what do you think about that have we talked about Jon Jones no we haven't have you talked about it on your podcast yeah I've talked about it you got to strip them got to strip them yeah you have to you have to however even if he's not training and he's sitting in jail where the [ __ ] he he's at he's still the best fighter on the planet there's there's no legit light heavyweight champion whoever wins that not the real Champion tell right the only one who had a chance of proving that is Rumble because if Rumble beats Cormier we still don't know if he would have been able to beat Jones I agree if Cormier beats Rumble then we're in this like weird spot we got this guy who's clearly he's the champ but he's not the champ and then Johnson come fresh out of prison just a gut ready to destroy somebody yeah he's going to be a heavyweight going to come out of prison yeah he might dude he's going to run is he really come on no one's going to [ __ ] with joh it's not looking good man guys are probably going to test him usually people get time for that [ __ ] the only way it'll work out the only way it'll work out apparently is if he makes some sort of a settlement with the woman like they get together and he says look
here's a million bucks let's just let the [ __ ] go away signs of paperwork which is very possible and the smart smart thing to do hell yeah if you don't want to go to jail that's priceless right like you should give her 2 million that would only be the Civil charges though the criminal charges come from the police right that's a felony hom yes yes yes but um I think it's lessened in some sort of a strange way if the woman won't press charges it's two felonies though right that is true though right I mean he ran from the scene of the crime like yeah he's probably probably can't escape he left his car and just started running no no came back this is where he's [ __ ] cuz if you leave the scene you can say whatever head trauma I was [ __ ] up I I was out of it so I ran but if you're smart enough to come back and get your cash and then run off now you're [ __ ] that's not going to work cuz you were smart enough to go oh hold up my cash is there let me go back and grab it who knows what else he got as well you know you say he got his cash like you you seen a [ __ ] dude in a hoodie grab some [ __ ] with his hand it looks like cash there could have been a bunch of other things involved in that hand you know I mean who knows what the [ __ ] he grabbed It's just sad it's super sad man why do you think he ran most sad for the woman obviously I think he I think he was probably high I I I think he was high and he you got to remember he got he got in trouble before he got in trouble before and and from what I've heard is if you leave the scene you're less likely to get in trouble does that make sense yes I heard a cop say if you get in a accident and you are high and you run that's the best case scenario what kind of a cop are you talking to you know what that is true that is true Shady Shady just [ __ ] flee especi if you're high especially if you're high if you're higher on substance and you run the charges are less told the same thing he said cuz a DUI that's going to [ __ ] you up way worse than you flee in the scene cuz now they don't know this is like good advice if anybody's listen terrible Len to maybe that's Jones accountable for your own errors don't run away well I think John had already had that one DUI
and if he was in fact [ __ ] up he was probably in full panic mode I mean he just got the rebok deal he was making really good money he's doing all these commercials for rebok he he had Instagram pictures constantly all the time and he knew that was going away everything was going away most likely the title's going away public perception going to be terrible the whole thing was a disaster and I think he just totally freak out he just needs to embrace this dark night [ __ ] you guys you he needs to go with me to Peru see he's not yeah that's what he needs to do that's what's up I'll just convince the judge listen iasa will show him all like 30 times already what were you going to say Joe he needs to do what I think he Embraces his villain role no he can't yeah like the WWE he's got he's got to realize that he's like he's operating on momentum meaning that like I think what Jon Jones is doing right now I think he's it's life is like almost out of control for him I think the the overwhelming like the all the the pressure all the craziness involved in being the youngest ever UFC champion the light heavyweight champion the crazy [ __ ] fights and knowing that some of his fights he's had really shitty camps that's what makes him great so you want to cage that line and be like listen it doesn't make him great he is great no he is great and there's that it doesn't make him great what makes him great is his training it's just he's so good that he can get by with all the trainings already done being half out of shape and beat a guy like Alexander Guston true but but I think if you take a guy like that and you say all right man you got to quit being you and you got to live in this house 9 to5 go to training come back you can't party can't do any of that he's not be as good or as creative some guys can't put the restrains on yeah but you only say that like we don't know cuz we've never seen him do it he was supposed to be doing it for this fight obviously he wasn't come on you know there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a balance man there's a lot of famous football stars that uh were known cokeheads for sure yeah people just and they kept it from people well how about Tyson Tyson his prime would be coked up in fights Lawrence
Taylor that's not clear cuz when he he doesn't really say uh that he was high during the fight I heard I heard did he's saying he was he was doing coke during that time but he's not specifically saying that he was doing it in the fight Lawrence Taylor came out admitted he played high all the time with cocaine and he's one of the best players ever ever is is it a rumor or is it a fact that Joe Montana was uh had problems with coke uh I'm not sure how dare you bring Joe allam Montana Tyson admits to being high Tyson admits to being high on drugs drug during major fights and using fake penis to avoid detection well pretty clear do nothing wrong with that marijuana cocaine is beating [ __ ] up noones may not Jones what say that again Jones may not have had a problem with Koke he might have just been partying one night like there's bro if you're doing it that close to a fight you got a problem you think so yeah yeah I maybe I think what I think for him he's just got to reconcile who he Tru is like I think he tried to play this I'm nice guy and then that kind of got busted with DC and then he was kind of left with this perception gap of what he was trying to portray and what he actually knew that he was deep inside and I think he's just got to reconcile that and just be truly what he is if he's a [ __ ] Savage just be a [ __ ] Savage that's what I'm saying just be be CH be truly who you are yeah but chucko was a different kind of dude you know chucko was wild party dude but wasn't like with Jon Jones his situation is first of all driving drunk there's a big different like chuck would party I guarantee he'd probably get limos or something like that like he never got busted drunk driving and the driving part is a big one Chuck Liddell embraced his celebrity more than any fighter I knew he just he he loved it he had a great time he was man he was on it his After parties I mean he's just on fire he's just like his after he just talking about how he [ __ ] these dudes up and everyone's like [ __ ] this is Chuck and everyone's taking shots he's taking shots he's like he could just like at the club go like it's the G changed and he was so [ __ ] godamn nice and I'm not just saying that cuz I'm I'm I'm he's a friend of mine's yeah
he's a very so cool he's one of the coolest guys ever he's a great guy we haven't talked about this fight once the game's changed though that's all I'm saying two minutes to go I say Jon Jones should just be the Chuck Liddell the 2000s I just don't think you can make the comparison Chuck Liddell was never thought of as a bad guy I mean he liked to party but like people think of Jon as a bad guy Chuck wasn't fake either like Chuck Chuck didn't put on this person there was no reconciliation needed he wasn't confused he was just a caveman yeah with people up it's just a weird thing to see a guy as young and talented as John repeat the same mistakes you've seen all these other young talented guys do it's heartbreaking man it is this is probably a really good fight I'm not mad at the trunks old school yeah we we literally I have no idea who won this fight we barely paying attention could not tell you this is like watching the fights in the stands though if you watch the fights in the stands like sometimes like before I would uh work for the UFC we watch fights in the stands and someone would go what he won did he really win what the [ __ ] happened this is [ __ ] every time I looked up he was kicking ass do you know about those first UFC's when when zuo took over and we were all dreaming of that day where the UFC would be at at MGM or or Mandalay like [ __ ] like one of these days dude one of these days and it [ __ ] happened we were right there ringside we had the best seats in the [ __ ] house what was it meramon versus chale era remember that um no no no m bamon versus um godamn it what the [ __ ] is his name Dave man no my phone my computer's going off um [ __ ] who the [ __ ] did he fight oh Matt Lyin wasn't that that was mat was it was it I know we were there for Sakurai and Matt Hughes we were there for Sakurai and Matt Hughes you remember that fight and they'd they'd come over uh Ryan Bennett would come over he was the roving reporter guy and Joe so what do you think of the UFC and then Joe would just be like watch need to just rattle off like the coolest line and go the UFC is kind of like baseball and like a this cool ass quote that he would just have ready to go yeah and then they would use that in the in
the promos for the next UFC and then uh they just asked him like [ __ ] would you commentate then once he started commentating I'm like sitting there by myself this sucks this sucks man he's all working I'm like [ __ ] this is yeah they talk me into working cuz to get those kind of seats two is the m maximum they're they're not going to give you four of those [ __ ] you're going to get two or you're going to get one and you're going to be happy with it right this guy's getting pounded on can I get one for my girlfriend yeah know man that's [ __ ] great that was back in the day dude we were there before I even worked for the UFC so that was like 2001 and 200 maybe two and there's a video that's on YouTube still where uh Brian Ken went once and we were having a we were pregaming in the hotel room at the MGM and it was one of those first five UFC's in Vegas we were like in Vegas in a hotel room blitzed was there this video this video is somewhere on YouTube where where is that video what is it called Brazilian Brazilian gay rap Brian call Brian doing his character you know that character he does the the male raping the the other men you know sometimes Israeli sometimes it's Brazilian he does it and it was one of the funniest things of all time we were crying laughing I mean crying we got kicked out of the hotel because it was like there was soar BJJ gay porn star oh man you got don't Google that yeah you're going to get some weird stuff popups oh it's it's there it is there it is this is one of the funniest goddamn things Brian K has ever done but you know what's [ __ ] up about it the way they filmed it it was an Easter egg it was back when people put Easter eggs in their DVD so the video you get is this tiny little [ __ ] video like that like look look at the kid back when he was the kid oh where's the back when he was the kid he doesn't age can you start it over real quick him like I'm mad I this is his uh this is actually his hold on hold on this is his uh henzo Gracie impression by the way bring it to the beginning young Jamie part henzo part H Magno It's a combination tell history you know I just take a guy sometimes put him through my m I made that the to him like that deep my hand now oh look look that that
yeah then I it like [Laughter] that like that my friend he's licking his fing I take a guy like that I hold him down like that I like that [Laughter] okay um can you explain to me uh that's my person when you when you have the sex sometimes guys don't understand for me my Coke what I'm going to do now take a g take a g a b one yeah I me yeah like that like that that I Do Porn or something like that camera camera get mys now man get my [Laughter] now and this is probably 2001 this 14 years ago you guys are howling we we got kicked out of that hotel room dude we left that hotel room and the security guard was coming down the hallway he goes you guys are making all that noise we were like no we don't know what you're talking about we don't know what you're talking about he sounds like henzo right oh my God he's so funny man that was was 2001 or two somewhere but I don't I wasn't even working for the UFC back then you just chill you guys were just chilling in Vegas yeah we were just having fun Vegas we just went to see some fights yeah and then he that he'd always have rattle off this cool ass quote and then Dana just thought man what you want to commentate a whole show and Joe goes dude they want me to commentate commentating is fun but this might be the [ __ ] fight companions that you're not responsible for anything I don't have to be I don't have to pay attention like tell fight f i I'm sure you won sir you look like you f well congrats powerful Misha Tate in the house heyo what's up girl so Prett quiet whole whole creepy sh whole every all of us just heavy breathing in the mic yeah girl yeah smile at the camera girl she's pretty but she's also all of us are picking her apart we're like we're just scanning her face tigle Bitties tigle Bitties did she she did something with those right something happened there something great no one cares about that [ __ ] I prefer it people like yeah get T get a tit job what I'm saying is though it's weird to do that while you're fighting wow bums you out
strong St strong stance whoa Aubrey I don't know if we can be friends do [ __ ] iasa [ __ ] with his head did you do like a bunch of weird drugs what do you do with them I mean I don't know whatever you do supposed to do with them I'm not like the I'm not a big like boob guy I'm ass legs why pick you could have little titties bad [ __ ] with B they could be little it's all about the ass why pick is a very important why pick if you're getting hot enough girls there's no reason to pick have pretty faces nice titties perfect ass small waist I mean the tit is just like the rest of the body it's like an arm we can't talk about that that on the show what do you mean it's like the rest of the body well there's nothing it's not really a sex organ unless you're like a baby we can't talk to you anymore yeah you'd be surpris talking nonsense you're talking crazy what about when your girl's on top when your girl's on top and she's Force feeding you those while riding the dick yeah you tell me those AR awesome you tell me those aren't awesome please they're wonderful I AG I'm a big fan aw come on what the [ __ ] is going on here it's early so I'm going to give you a hul pass it's early as [ __ ] so you get a hul pass I I think uh the the female mamories look better in clothes like when they're kind of hanging out they're like nice they're fake and they're B hanging out you know what I mean that's like you know you C you can't deny that you're just like damn those titties are just you can almost see the nipple and you could just you know you know they're real different now the new fake ones they feel like real tips yeah man because they're so it's like it's not like a bag of water like the olden days now it's like a silicon like gummy bears it's like a gumy be fo son it's the it's very similar to the texture of an actual breast little more firm MH it's just a little more firm it's a totally different animal now I prefer it dude you remember those porn where the girls be like guy would be banging the girl and they would have these weird stri underneath their tits he go like I'm watching Madness I'm looking at Madness it's like there was something
about it crazy I work in the strip club industry for 10 years I saw plenty of that yeah but I mean you know when in porn when it was real bright see the thing about porn is that like you know they're [ __ ] close up and HD when HD came along to porn the whole [ __ ] game got weird because then you could see those nipple scars where they just take a [ __ ] apple core to the nipple and just stuff a bag in like damn Stitch that [ __ ] back up like it was a totally different thing you could see everything yeah they and they do they still cut the nipples they can go through the armpit or nipples they go through the armpit the nipp or below the breast too is very popular man you never I don't think going through the nipple is a good idea right it doesn't seem like a good idea seems risky it seems like your nipples are going to look all Frankenstein is powerful Uriah Faber ready rock and roll looking thick thick at 14 love my boy that' be like dick surgery going through the balls you don't want to do that Jesus Christ you very similar it's intense oh my God Philipe no back in the house ual n he's a henzo guy maybe henzo be there he was like when he was on The Ultimate Fighter uh Dana White thought that that dude was going to be like the next Anderson Sil he called him the next Anderson Silva well he was knocking people [ __ ] dead when he was on the AL fighter yeah you don't call him Anderson Silva though huh well I know well was also the problem was you have to really be considering what it's hot in here huh we need some AC can we put a little AC on young Jamie um there he is right there there he is right there that's him uh on The Ultimate Fighter he was [ __ ] people up on The Ultimate Fighter it's Ultimate Fighter though yeah that's the thing like you got to think of the the the levels quality of opposition that he's facing I mean he looked like a killer against good guys yeah but that that's not real that's not the that's why when they bring on the UFC to talk to guys I'm like this is just a try out to get on the roster you're not fighting Killers [ __ ] everyone's like you man then you get in the UFC and you're fighting legit professional UFC fighters different animal man I went from Deo Rogers who had three fights to Gabriel gonzago
within like whatever a year year and a half big difference isn't it a weird thing that they that is a crazy like Fast Track to like Elite competition almost too much so right for some guys yeah for sure like there's a few that could like swim they could make that swim I think if you have that yeah if you have a serious like wrestling background it really helps you look at a guy like Kane Josh kek yeah kin gastam Kelvin gastam is in the mix right now at 170 is one of the well if he makes 170 he fights Nate markart who's that very interesting very interesting fight very interesting fight and really interesting only because you got to factor in how much mileage Nate has on him I wish Nate would Nate's a very close friend and I'm going to bring him in here to have the Joe Rogan talk I can't have it with him cuz then he'll have the Jesus talk with me and we'll be at a stand still I know but it be it's going to be good podcast you know I don't know him like I know you the only reason why Jo talk exist I love you K I know brother I know I'm just saying with with Nate I I wish someone could get through him I want him to see when I started Nate was the baddest [ __ ] ever he [ __ ] up everybody and anybody you name them they would like GSP would fly Nate to Montreal Rashad Evans all these guys Nate was the baddest [ __ ] I knew so now when I watch him fight I'm like oh my God he's a shell I'm going to take some heat for saying that from my friends but he is it's true man it's horrible to watch you could only run so many miles you can only get hit so many times your body can only take so many body slams chokes arm bars head kicks all those things add up and you get to a point unless you're vtor Belford how the [ __ ] is this we're just looking at him right now I think UFC I think they're on different supplements wheel well I don't know if you I I don't you do you realize he's tested Clan how dare you you got to realize too Nate's been fighting hold hold since he was 17 what beat her since he was 19 yeah he just made two years and you don't think they're both uh doing the same nutritional type no I don't things no I don't even though Nate has been busted but different Nate got busted his levels were so high when they pulled him off
that fight they story fight yeah it's like this guy could like die in there like we can't you can't let a guy fight with those levels hey man's trying to get going you know what I'm say this is coming right from the head of the athletic commission to my [ __ ] ear I was on the same card he was like we can't let a guy fight like that like you can't like they had levels that you're you're supposed to be with like that was by the way when he was having legal trt yeah his levels were it wasn't a matter about it was [ __ ] Wildcat levels B Sil got the same [ __ ] VOR huh VOR in Brazil they're like good Lord man he tested when they when he came to Vegas they tested him and this is one of the reasons why they pulled the whole trt thing in the first place they made it publicly aware so I'm not saying anything that people don't know 1475 was his level the a healthy man is like 500 like a healthy young man in his prime 800 if you're some stud some [ __ ] Hershel Walker stud no this guy, 1475 that's like you're in some alien territory wheel kicking [ __ ] in the face he knocked Bing's eye out oh yeah yeah there's still some look what he did to Luke rockold huh wheel kick what the [ __ ] are we doing he developed Kicks When there's a there's a lot of guys out there that just stuck with boxing they never Henry ho brother that's Henry hoof true that's a big part of that Henry hoof is a bad [ __ ] my point is such a good guy there's there's all these guys out there that are just boxing look what VOR is doing you could do it too anybody could do that you're totally right and you know the other thing happened is VOR broke his hands so many times he kind of had to develop kicks vtor broke his hands he told me he had seven operations on his hands Jesus yeah said when when I met him in Brazil one of times I met him in Brazil like maybe like three years ago or so he had a pin in his hand while we were eating Goldberg and I are at a restaurant in eating and they had you know they have these pins and then they pull them out when they're done like my daughter had to get one when she broke her arm so it's sticking out of the skin so he's hanging out with us and he's show you I got get this pulled out right here you know he was like totally cool about it I'm like how many times you break your
hand did they ever put did they ever leave the metal in I know they do that with skiers and they do with some some really significant compound injuries it's like a normal thing he just got [ __ ] in on his hands my friend bod has a whole like metal hand my whole th my whole thumb's metal if you see this big scar my whole thumb here is metal and I had those same pins sticking out your whole thumb is metal where right here so that's all metal yep where that big ass scar is that does it get cold as [ __ ] when it's yeah it does and aches does it I don't I don't think so what are you trying fake titties so Philipe no he hasn't fought in the UFC in a long time right am I correct yeah you're correct this is his first fight back is it pretty sure but he fought in some other organizations I know in the UFC cut him he did still have some fights I didn't hear much about him though yeah he's been training at henzo and just kind of doing work well wait a minute wait a minute didn't he have some thing where he would faint didn't he have he had like a medical condition those dizzy Goats No no no something was wrong with them like they couldn't figure out what was wrong that I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure there was something something where they were saying he might not ever be able to fight again but I guess they cured it up whatever it was the Filipino Anderson Silva moving around oh got good still got good hands Philipe no was when he was good he was very good he was a nurse remember that mhm yeah in like Brooklyn or some [ __ ] Gord goes in for the ti down hzo Grace Jujitsu and lamb tries to hit that switch let's see what kind of ground game no ver has he's a henzo guy right yeah is he a black belt I would say yes cuz what was he he was like a purple when he's Al on the ultimate fighter that was a while ago yeah if he still kept his training this is interesting it's interesting to see a guy fight I mean he's Filipino right which is probably one of the reasons why they brought him in here fighting in the Philippines probably a huge reason right yeah oh yeah I mean you would want to like when the UFC goes back to Dublin I imagine they're going to get every [ __ ] Irish fighter they
could possibly imagine and put him on the card makes sense yeah cuz they do the same thing Mexico and Mexico right yeah that's going to be fun man Mexico Kane versus uh um verom ver I got verom in that fight by the way do you really I do Eddie Bravo there's your bet there if you want any you want some more Eddie I'm in uh oh Aubrey just said he's in I'm in you're in I got you hry whatever you want I got Vero ver Doom over Kane whoa really Kane's had a fresh young 10 years off he's had a lot of time off a lot of time he's injured every other week yeah but if it was anybody else I would I would agree with you but Kane is super human dude I agree but ver just getting better better he's definitely getting better but I think go and take him down Kane yeah that's to right enjoy trying to ground and pound himar you know according to Ryan Parsons He said uh when he was training with uh King Mo he said they would take verdom down and nothing they did worked he's like none of the ground and pound worked on him he was the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen in your life it's like the Fedor fight once he starts getting his feet on your hips and manipulating you around like you you you've never seen a guard like that and he's huge yeah huge he's huge natural you don't realize how tall [ __ ] ROM is man he's a big boy remember when he kipped up and then kicked [ __ ] Travis Brown in the body yeah man kipped up from his back and then Terminator that fight he destroyed Travis I know I think uh I think Kane Velasquez will take down verom at at will yeah he will but then what happens when we get down there um look this a line in the my man that's the question we'll place a bet when it comes hey no no I'm not saying I'm just saying uh you said try taking him down oh you meant for the ground I I said enjoy taking him down enjoy that when it hits the that's not going to win you the fight that's true we could see K get submitted that would be crazy I thought you meant I thought you meant that uh um he can't take him down yeah no not at all he'll take down left and right I don't think ver Doom's wrestling's like world you know world class but he'll be looking to get taken down though yeah he he doesn't care it's probably better for him than getting clinched like the it's not going
to be that easy to you you pull half guard if I'm Vero verom and my Jiu-Jitsu is that [ __ ] nasty and uh Kane wants to get me against cage with underhook cool man I'm jumping to half guard and we're playing my game are you suggest suggesting pulling card yes what that's exactly what I'm telling you Eddie are you talking about craziness okay Philipe no meanwhile looking [ __ ] good it's incredible I know man Philipe Novar is looking good dude good transitions between striking and the grappling you see that uh video with fos uh showing how to pull guard like uh he calls it pulling web web guard where it's like pulling guard but he's going right for arm bars he's just getting right into spiderweb stand I'm sorry who was this FAS yeah oh okay yeah he's got a video out Ro McDonald's coach know he is he's really working I'm just telling the listeners yeah he's really working on pulling guard don't me no not at all pulling guard by actually doing Flying arm bars that's what he's doing he's doing Flying arm bars to pull guard so he's setting it up and he's going up and he's swinging people down hooking their legs and not necessarily going for the arm bar letting you defend using that as a hook and hooking your legs and then just putting you on your back and then finishing he's such a good coach man he's really into that right now he's so good there's no one out there really working on a pulling guard by throwing flying arm barss it's like basically a flying a flying toss or a flying swim move depending on what the guy does Roy Roy McDonald tried it when uh he competed in a Jiu-Jitsu match when he was playing JT Torres yeah wow I didn't see that match but I know he did really well in it it's common in J Jets he was willing to get his arm broken Shin Shin AI has a he got a title fight coming up [ __ ] relax shinoki has a highlight reel of Judo just nothing but flying arm bars that's that's all he he would just in Judo just flying arm bars and that's what Ronda would do too yeah there's some guys out there in Judo that aren't going for the throw they're going for the flying arm bars a Dave Camaro same thing I think that they should let Aoki they should have let Aoki wear those [ __ ] tights I those tights are awesome I know they're the best they
look cool I know and it does it helps him grip you like a frog yeah I mean if you have [ __ ] hand wraps on you and you have gloves that pad your knuckles that allow you to punch tea off on someone with impunity guy should have some [ __ ] tights on they still do they still allow the wrestling shoes no no more no no sir it's a long time dare I'm offended how how early is it for this you want him to wear wrest shoes and you don't like fake titties Aubrey isn't it crazy that uh wearing you could wear tights they could go up to your knees but it's illegal if they go to your [ __ ] ankles yeah is that crazy ankle you can tape your ankles though right well remember right here for some reason this this this uh the calf and the shin if you cover that with the same material that you're covering your ass and your thighs with if you cover that part that's illegal well sopis tried to you guys tried to kind of Juke the game they had like shorts that go down almost to the knees then they had KNE sleeves that went over that and then ankle sleeves yeah all you had open was like the calf and people were complaining right people he was fighting was were complaining he came out with two knee braces two ankle braces it too much bro too much mechanical leg no that's totally legal you could wear knee sleeves and you could wear ankle sleeves I know but if you need all that [ __ ] might be time to kind of move on with your life you know what I'm saying what are you talking about that's like saying to a wide receiver oh you're wearing gloves in the rain is it exactly the same thing look at phip no got his back man damn good [ __ ] glov making gloves illegal in the NFL it's it's exactly the same it's it's exactly the same exactly the same thing think about it you're just not thinking about it yo we're missing a [ __ ] crazy fight look at this fight look at NOA attacking off of his back God damn this is this is a good fight man no is like really active off of his back oh [ __ ] as he gets knocked out he's attacking man oh he's about triangle this got him he got so close and he got cracked too look at
[ __ ] my goodness damn that was it right there he's back oh tough oh another knee damn damn that guy's brutal no's got some kicks too man he throws wild ass kicks he has a set of quads on him the Asian guy is very good on the ground man that triangle was that was it right there yeah that's flexibility the flexibility he couldn't cinch it right away if he had the flexibility he would have cinched it right away that he he needed time to adjust and that guy didn't give him time he just drove his shoulder and and broke that but on that Eddie Bravo Program start stretching all the time between commercials you got to be born that way bro what's funny Eddie's like got insane flexibility but only in certain ways yeah in other ways he doesn't like like like hamstring flexibility is like total normal I'm like 93 when it comes to the hamstrings 93y old man this is a good fight no showing some [ __ ] good grappling skills it's interesting man that henzo Gracie team what a bunch of [ __ ] Killers they've got huh yeah man hell yeah Eddie Cummings man Eddie Cummings is the Marcelo Garcia of leg locks right now really pay attention to that he just won the Abu Dhabi trials finished everybody Four Guys nobody can he's got leg locks down better than anybody did he get everybody with leg locks three dudes and then the last dut he armor B him he's a good dude really interesting guy he was sitting right there when Gary to was here that guy watch that guy he's going to be he's the next big thing you can't stop his leglocks he's John danaher's Prodigy and super smart he's like a um smart dude like an yeah like a some kind of astrophysics major type [ __ ] one of them [ __ ] I know have it wrong it's probably something else but in that area John donard is a smart ass D you ever talk to that guy oh yeah would they call him a simplest what they call him where he only has like one fork yeah one fork and one [ __ ] bowl or some [ __ ] well he's also got like rules to live your life by like rules about marriage like I had uh Rory on the podcast he was talking about donur there's like those rules like the only time you should get married the girl has to be under 25 uh the girl has to be
more wealthy than you uh the girl has to like there's like a whole bunch of ways and it's the only way you should ever get married is under these circumstances they're like impossible circumstances I love the guy but he's also he's also the guy who wear Rashard and jeans to the bar he'll wear a rash guard to a wedding oh yeah apparently wears r at all times to roll your ass up yeah I don't I'm not mad at that apparently has like something like really [ __ ] up with his knee though which is why he never competed oh [ __ ] no ver just got cracked but look at this reaching around oh my goodness he's taking some ferocious ground and pound here man who knows what those sponsors are in the asan dude though so okay is when does the rebok deal kick in is not over there July July good G God damn too greasy look at that everything's just too greasy one round to one for sure I think wow I haven't been paying close enough attention to yeah I wouldn't say for sure for sure I'm I'm saying I'm saying it for sure for sure for sure I wouldn't say for sure for sure when am I getting one of them chicken head Social Club shirts right there boss oh my goodness oh look at that look at this ladies and gentlemen fighter inthe kid.com right the fighter inth kid shop.com it's the yeah they're not out yet though this is some hot [ __ ] can we make Eagle dick Social Club shirt I know why Eagle dick when Aubrey's on the show I what what drug did you tell me to do wuma I said we're going to do some wuma and Brian goes yeah we just turn into eagles with our Eagle dicks and claws what Callen he's so silly his special May 24th shout out to call I'm open improv I know it's going be so dope May 24th and his um first show is already sold out there'll be two shows May 24th at The Improv I think Brian K recording his comedy special I don't even know where it's going to air yet I don't think they know I think he's filming it and he's going to sell it to people which Sometimes the best way to do it to see how hilarious he is and that way no one will be [ __ ] with it too you don't want anybody [ __ ] with the material I can't wait man yeah we're going to have a good time that's going
to be fun the world needs to know how funny that dude is I know he's in uh right now he's in New York if if you're in New York City yeah he's at Gotham Gotham Comedy Club tonight probably sold out I'm sure he's been killing it the kid's killing it this is an interesting fight Philip no I can't wait for the Munos fight I'm sorry yeah man well that's coming up isn't that next Magny first I think oh yeah yeah let's see what we got what's Magny got to do to get famous dude's want six in a row yeah I know right just he keeps this day and age on the UFC man that's this day and age it's hard to get famous there's a lot of people you better knock some [ __ ] out talk some [ __ ] somebody said there's 600 people on the roster now is that the right number uh uh that seems about right last I heard it was like high 400s and that was a while ago God that's a lot of Fighters it's unbelievable but but it's cuz the international scenes growing like a [ __ ] yeah oh nice takedown from dam look at that that was a pretty slick takedown yeah it was no working off his back what is that guard called Eddie with the underhook on one side like sort of like London when the leg comes over the top was it New York London you know what I mean got the look he's in this position now the leg comes over the top and it's not like uh rubber guard not like Mission Control look at this oh [ __ ] is he mounting them is that no no I'd have to see it but you know that thing that everybody does where they uh they grab it like this they kind sort of hold on like that they have London it is London yeah what does everybody else call it though there's another name for oh Shawn Williams guard okay why is why do they call it Shawn Williams guard uh he probably made it up really really I think hm but I thought didn't uh know shamby didn't he have oh look at this NOA going for a guillotin guillotine almost to get your right [ __ ] get your right knee through son get your right knee through don't let him get his [ __ ] body together oh [ __ ] you know what I've been doing the last this last week man I did uh hot yoga for the first time in years you
like it two I did two days of it this week [ __ ] loved it man God damn nothing bothers me after that you go to a place by your house yeah I'm just going to start going all the time what do you mean nothing like the whole like I don't give a [ __ ] y you get out of there you're so relaxed not you don't have like sore muscles after that oh yeah you definitely get a little sore cuz there's a lot of crazy stretching what I me and then you did it would it cure your soreness no okay it helped me with it helped me with soreness I I I did in Camp once a week I love it man I need to do something more like that over yeah it's it's really good for your flexibility man relax you get in there yeah yeah yeah that's the thing well that's what I think about it man I think just as a relaxation there's something about pulling all the tension out of your muscles all the stretching and all the holding positions you know look at this [ __ ] arm triangle you don't have that caught in the guard but go for the arm triangle I know right but he's trying to hold that position if he's got the super squeeze he might be able to pull off should turn away from the cage he should be he should grab his left leg with his right hand turn away from the cage R both hands around the knee and he'll be totally fine there's nothing he'll be able to do mhm unless you get that Impaler working right that knee to the chest remember that to break it yeah you could mounting uh mounting a knee on the belly will prevent that but even the mount's probably even better you just get more uh Power if you got knee on the belly but the mouth there's no way he could defend it from the mou look at this no ver going with jailbreak this drives me nuts turn try to jailbreak look at that Eddie Bravo look at this that very nice jailbreak no he it's only jailbreak if he would had side control that was just him putting in a butterfly hook but to stuff it in like that good dexterity right you could do that without your hands that's one of the differences between a guy like you and a guy who doesn't have that flexibility and dexterity you do that jailbreak [ __ ] and you put your foot in a way like I would have to like pull my foot shove it in there with my hand Eddie could do it like huge Advantage I'm not that flexible I I I have
students that are way more Flex to me they make mean you're not that flexible okay look he's doing it again there it is that's more of a jailbreaks tight that was a jailbreak and and going all the way across the belly that's even better see how he just turning into it I don't get it could be over here it could be over it could fig four his arms if he'd figure four his arms would' be tighter oh he's out and now he's got one Rubber Arm for sure for sure that that guy is good good man he's full ferocious look at that ferocious you got to think that dude want it right yeah you would think that's serious cardio right there he was going 100% the whole time that was a good fight we have a yoga TV channel Brandon if you want to do it like at your house or something like that yeah Black Swan Yoga TV I'd definitely be down to try that I kind of need a place to go though you know what I'm saying just to commit to it it's better when it's hot and you have the instructor there you can't like take a pose off something like that and there's usually attractive girls so it's motivating not where I go but the most thing dude is the heat I agree the heat is everything you walk in you're sweating the moment you get in that [ __ ] thing the sweat the breath the stretching all of it together hard it's [ __ ] hard to do like that's the most amazing thing about it is how hard it is to do and then how relaxed I am when it's over I know it's so nice oh my goodness do all the dudes have all their shirts off and [ __ ] the one you go to the one I went to like Jesus man just titties and guts everywhere it's weird that bothers you you're weird you're weird how about you're weird how about I'm not how about I'm not for sure put your tits away I'm trying to do yoga and your titties in my face and like female uh memories no that I'm up for that I'm down it's the out of shape hairy dudes those that's yeah well you want those in your class yeah you want guys that uh true one guys less flexible than you doing shitty poses you're trying to compete with them blowing my back out there's something annoying about dudes that are really good at yoga I agree I'm like [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you bro I don't have time to do that
[ __ ] especially when they're wearing like amulets amulets [ __ ] beads [ __ ] Lulu Lemon on and [ __ ] [ __ ] you and your ugs just tights and [Laughter] amulets tights yeah I need to step my yoga game up though yeah dudes don't wear yoga pants it's weird it's exclusive to women it's very rare you see I'll rock some yoga pants you know what if you don't like all that [ __ ] you guys all that [ __ ] you're talking [ __ ] on is why uh DDP yoga is blowing up it's yoga uh that's not for your mama I think it's it's not your mom's yoga not your mama's yoga horrible Lan he came out to on it and put us all through some DVP yoga how was it it was all right I prefer regular yoga I mean you do a lot of counting and a lot of like hell yes and some I did it with him too I love whole purpose can I get it hell yeah I'm no man sh yoga without the the beads and and the incense oh no I like the incense and beat pH NOA won man good for him well we weren't paying attention yeah we just saw that last 30 seconds we can't really we can't really say whether or not he W anic with the new do sexy pitch look at him I'm not mad at it suit and Tai yeah mix reaction from the crowd man sorry son with all due respect I thought the other guy won with all due respect we were barely paying attention yeah fact it was a good I watched the we arguing about knee braces Eddie hey you want to start with that again it's not the same we don't have it's exactly the same no if it was exactly the same the receivers in the NFL would have knee braces on no no no this is what it is this is why do wide receivers in the NFL wear gloves when it's raining why so they can grip the ball better so they can catch yes the ball and score yes so they can catch and score the same thing with jiu-jitsu if it's easier to catch and score when there it isn't a hot oil wrestling match with all the sweat and blood everywhere like why is it more manly to fight in shorts than it is to pants that's ridiculous I don't think it's more manly but then why are why is it illegal to cover your calf that's illegal you can't cover uneducated about it exactly that's what I'm trying to that's what I'm
saying it it's like you in a sport you you uh they have meetings the heads of the the football teams have meetings to increase offense they do it in basketball what do we do to increase off so if they banned gloves they made it illegal for a wide receiver to wear gloves those rainy games those money games people are just going to be dropping balls all over the place that would be the dumbest rule ever they go dude let these [ __ ] wear their gloves it's the me the rain they don't help that much pants dude all wide receivers wear gloves for extra grip not all a lot most most do they do and they do it for extra grip so they could catch and score and the league will go yeah we want let them if they if it makes them score more yes it's a good thing plus they have their SP their logos on them Nike or rebot gloves you understand but in in MMA you could wear tights that go up to your knees you could wear shorts but you they can't cover the calf I agree that's a stupid rule exactly all I'm saying is they if it would be the same if they were both wearing knee braces you should definitely be able to wear rash cards I think like why why not why can't girls are wearing r rash guards and it's not a problem they can't wear pants though they it's weird they won't wear Rashard pants they can't wear rashguard sleeves though girls don't fight with long sleeves they can not in the UFC no not in the UFC they no they have the the short sleeves yeah they that's illegal yeah now that's another dumb rule why would that be illegal that you can't cover your [ __ ] forarm there's your boy Magny coming out rid Chung and look at this Rumble and DC it's a good fight it is a very good fight it's just the problem is ultimately if DC wins that's really the problem that's worst case scar for the UFC that's worst case I want DC to win I want DC to win do you think that DC if DC won like let's just say DC wins do you think that it's conceivable that DC can improve to the point where he could possibly beat Jon Jones is this like joh Jones fresh out of prison see gry and [ __ ] no no no not fresh out of prison John Jones with a full Camp no no one no one in the world's beaten JN with a full Camp No One In but people would pay to see that was
even a good fight that you got to remember him versus DC that wasn't a good fight he dominated DC I gave DC maybe one round he dominated him took him down round is the first round yeah what right away went right to it what wasn't a good fight man Jon Jones is a bad [ __ ] where do you have another one of those bars yeah there's a bunch in the go in the kitchen the kitchen there's all kinds of bars back there I forgot to bring those way I really like those wayy bars you gra me a coconut water very very good very good yeah give me one of them CTO too C2 Rumble would have been an interesting fight for Jones cuz he can knock anybody out dead I think John would have took him down wor out at least there's at least there's a chance for sure but but we go through this every time oh this is the guy to beat John wrong every time thanks dude that's how good the dude is thanks man thanks for the [ __ ] up one hey [ __ ] that with the dent have you guys had Maple Water by the way you you know we were about to talk about this the other day but somehow know we Maple Water [ __ ] so it comes from a maple tree instead of a coconut tree just like they make maple syrup but they make maple water and it's like half the sugar of coconut water and same like electrolytes and nutrients T and it's [ __ ] way better where can you get it it tast way better than coconut water way better I'm tell wait a minute than this coconut water c2o how dare you yes sir what about that harmless Harvest [ __ ] you ever have that that [ __ ] look I like cocon water it's not map water is next level [ __ ] like if I was a tycoon like William Randolph Hurst or something I'd buy all the maple trees now Jamie shut off the podcast right now quickly get on the podcast get some [ __ ] Maple treats where can you get this Maple Water Jesus Christ I I get it at Whole Foods and I saw it at the Paleo conference water we're talking to a couple companies cuz I think it's it's it's next level holy [ __ ] I want nutrient what about yeah it's it's equivalent I haven't done the full gamut of research but what they're saying is that it's equivalent to coconut water nutrient
wise without so much sugar okay what do you what do you think about this fight what do you think about Cormier and uh not Cormier Johnson Weidman versus belr what do you think about that fight it's a tough call because what bfor is coming in there Belfor off trt and getting tested all the time I don't it's different guy right it's a different guy Weidman is a [ __ ] beast he is a beast a beast to me how weidman's not more famous and a bigger name is crazy the guy's so talented man he should be the face of the UFC how talented he is but he's not Daniel Cormier yeah Weidman is a [ __ ] dude if he beats down vtor bord it might be this might be like a breakout fight for him he needs a breakout fight you know what I'm saying you would think the Mach One would have done it well if he stopped Mach maybe that would have done it true the thing is mach and him was an amazing fight but it was a five round amazing War it's tough for him cuz he beats Anders Silva twice right but everyone's like yeah Anders [ __ ] around his leg fell off in that other one and then he gets Leota Mach and it's like off it's like back and forth but yeah you're right though if he destroys vtor now we got a superstar such a good dude too man you know vtor could probably make welterweight now and I'm not bullshitting if we saw in Vegas that time like huh well that was when he was fresh off of it when he was fresh off of it his body morphed dude I mean he lost a [ __ ] ton of weight I don't remember him hitting Jones but they highlighted all the times that he hit Jones Come On and Here he's taking Jon down but that lasted for literally a second and John was back up on his feet you know you got to look at a guy like Cormier and and think also he's like 36 or 37 37 37 he's been competing and wrestling his whole life he's only been fighting in MMA I think since he was like 30 right yeah not long six seven years rad Evans number four wow Ryan Bader number five what are they going do with Bader well Bader was supposed to be fighting DC I know that was a good [ __ ] fight great fight I was looking forward and Rashad's out for a grip cuz he tore his uh leg again his knee so he's out for another year he's all [ __ ] up Gus uh Gus has uh glob Texa how long has Rashad been
out for been out for a long time and two years now right see two years two years see y yeah Johnson look at this throwing head kicks oh Rashad was telling me Anthony Johnson knows The Spar and practice cuz he just knocks [ __ ] out even on accident he's like my bad man it's just what he that's his Mo because he just go Seeker missile does he go all out or is he just hit so hard godamn hard you wonder what's going to happen to him if he gets pushed you know now that he has like he doesn't have the issue that he had before with losing all the weight he's a totally different that was a destroyer DC when he took out Pat Destroyer but um he was mad at pat pat talk a lot of sh just to get UFC though he didn't mean it he just did it to get a shot he had to to get that fight but you know I just wonder whether or not he could take the heat because he couldn't take the heat at 170 he was just so dried out that when he would like K beat him that way vtor beat him that way but it's at 185 actually that yeah that's why that's the fight there because if DC can just get through that first round and not eat a [ __ ] huge shot I think he's just going to wear Johnson out for five rounds but that's what I think if you see him against Phil Davis he was [ __ ] on point for three rounds harde big difference between DC and Phil Davis though big difference difference big difference as far as off one can strike to wrestle and feels more of wrestling or striking he's not really mixing it up okay what do we got here boy mag iing mag yeah I got to man really hoping he does something I mean get on the mic maybe maybe talk some [ __ ] maybe get a Scottish accent or some [ __ ] do he just going to have to just keep beating guys and then become like undeniable that doesn't work man look at John Fitch yeah but John Fitch got a title shot he did but he still was he was never like a breakout [ __ ] won all the time if he beat GSP he would have been a breakout star [ __ ] yeah he got his ass whooped didn't he yeah I'm just saying this this day age in the UFC you got to do some [ __ ] mag's more exciting than Fitch was though this think put hands on people that's true tough as hell yeah dude bech he's more exciting than Fitch cuz Fitch had some some exciting fights actually yeah I
would say he's more exciting he's more exciting Neil's thing is he he's he's a point Spar touch T tap tap tap tap tap there's no power he's not knock [ __ ] out never tired I call him the gazelle my nickname for him is the gazelle I'm still waiting for that to catch up just stick the gazelle nope it's not hit right nope I just talk about being famous y the gazelle Watkins is already already exist Watson y Watson he's not in the UFC though he was in the UFC he fought TJ delisha no I get that but he's not anymore you know so how many pit BS can there be there's only one in the UFC we should put a cap there's aaz it's not sck COA isn't she's the Pitbull Andre olowski is the Pitbull Thiago Al is the pit no Andre the pit that's old school man when I F him it's just Andre what's up Andre dude he he owns a pitbull he has at least a pit Thiago Silva's the Pitbull yeah I agree Thiago Alves Thiago Alves Butowski was the Pitbull first the that's true you got to switch up your nickname there was a few other pitbulls there man there's some other dudes like I would go get their nicknames at the uh UFC and I'd be doing the weigh-ins when I have to call them I'm like I'm not saying that right I look at their weighin I'm like yeah you can you can't just call yourself some [ __ ] you know somebody has to actually dude you can't make up your nickname otherwise I'd be like the brown Knight some dope ass [ __ ] you know what I'm saying big brown you're big brown Callen gave me that name and all the fans ran with it so I have to switch my name so it's like f you don't think I'd pick some dope ass [ __ ] like murder or something how' did you come up with the hybrid I didn't come up with it again you can't pick your [ __ ] nickname who who came up with the hybrid The Producers on the spike uh Ultimate Fighter why hybrid because they would uh I guess Prius yeah right cuz they had like they would do like uh bets behind the scenes like not for money but just like who they thought was going to win the show and they didn't know my name he's like I I'll take like that hybrid heavyweight cuz I I wasn't that big compared to the other guys but I hit like a heavyweight so they called me the hybrid and then [ __ ] K just kept calling me big brown and kept saying I
was Native American big brown and then it's the show got more popular just took off I'd pick the brown Knight though that's dope [ __ ] the brown night but you can't pick your nickname why Brown just cuz your your skin tone yeah cuz I'm taning as [ __ ] year round living by the beach that Southern California lifestyle [ __ ] yeah are you really pale naturally nope always been tan really yeah I think I'm adopted bro cuz my family's white as [ __ ] your dad super white super everyone's super super white and then I'm just Brown as [ __ ] so you're serious about that you're serious about you don't look anything like your mother or father neither nothing like that NE just kidding my I look like my dad my dad's a big dude athletic dude but I'm Brown I'm like himim but Brown would you ever have any desire to do this [ __ ] do n Nar nah Oh you mean Oh you mean uh [ __ ] drive around nah I'm good it looks fun man it would be fun it looks fun I think it' be funny to do like the F1 style track serious but the F1 cars are like d driving a like a airplane you know it's all it's like a cockpit and it's all Technical and [ __ ] it's not the Alex from uh shark work was telling me he's going to bring down that GT3 with 800 horsepower oh my God he's like you and yeah he's like you and Joe are going to drive I'm like nah I already drove it did you it's manual right tering yeah it's terrifying I'm good bro do you know how to drive a manual come on yeah I'm American man [ __ ] yeah Aubrey's right next for Isis auy right next to you don't [ __ ] out me right now Jo can't drive a stick I know hold on you don't like big titties and can't drive a stick drive a stick are you [ __ ] and what was the other thing that he had on him there was another you don't need Crispy Cream there was one other thing and he thought you could wear shoes in the UFC God damn it dude it's not good it's not good well you used to be able to wear shoes in Pride I mean that's why like super old school and the UFC as well do you remember when Brad ker kicked uh Steve Jens right in the fa or Jud Jud uh Steve Judson Steve Judson he punched him no no no babalo kicked him in the face that's right Brad kler knocked out Steve Judson with one punch
boom it was a hay maker then babalo beat his ass and punted his head and he had shoes on bab he punted his head Babaloo is the Brazilian wrestler he was not the Jiu-Jitsu player that he is today Babaloo in the beginning was a Brazilian wrestler who could box and he was fighting there was nobody like him was nobody like bab like a Brazilian wrestler I've always liked B Who had who had boxing he's a tough [ __ ] man you know babalo didn't admit to choking that dude out in his post-fight interview his whole career would have taken a totally different turn you know oh where he held the choke too long yeah just didn't talk about it like I was interviewing him I tried to just go right through I knew what he did but see there's a difference to me between a guy who holds a choke a little long and a guy who holds like a knee bar a little long or heel hook you tear someone's knee apart that's [ __ ] up one's career mhm one is just and for Babaloo that guy was like talking [ __ ] to him before the fight and he was like very very amped up about it who was that I don't remember I don't remember who it was but uh was bad though he put him to sleep and it was a lot of blood before that he beat the [ __ ] out of him and then he put him to sleep it looked really bad but I remember when I was interviewing him he was uh talking about how he did and you know and I asked him to clar and then people like he got upset at me he thought like somehow or another I got him in trouble I'm like dude you're the one who brought it up I didn't even I don't even want to talk about it I wouldn't have talked about it like he thought I didn't like him I'm a big Babaloo fan [ __ ] yeah how can you always been a babalo fan me too always for some Reas he's a [ __ ] awesome Grappler too man he's a really good [ __ ] Grappler his match with cha frustrated me but yeah well he got a Jiu-Jitsu during his MMA career and then like now that's what he's known as he's a black right yeah dude his fight with Dean liser in metamoris was very impressive he had Dean liser locked up [ __ ] oh Neil's in trouble oh [ __ ] wild man dude oh big snaps him up just time him up brother time oh my God nasty knee man bring the Jesus Christ that's a Korean people were
tweeting me saying this guy's a [ __ ] oh he's a wild dude well did you see his fight with Terk safine he's so reckless like so wild and explosive it's just a matter if he can can he keep it up but Magny is just always there dude here he weathers a storm he's right back on him his cardio allows him to weather the storm yeah that's impressive but the thing is like limb can hurt him I agree he can't really hurt him you know he just has to outpoint him which is a bad game to play with a power puncher sometimes mag's got his back look at this but he could wear his ass out if limb totally empties the gas tank trying to take Magny out props to Magny for surviving that fuckinge I thought it was over yeah that dude swings for the fences too he's had some really fun fights yeah he's a big dude man nice damn they she going to go to commercial like that right in the middle of the round yes did it go right in the middle of the round is that the middle of the end left in the fight oh look they went back oh you dummies whoever's working at Fox you fire jet step in my office you're [ __ ] did it again hell [ __ ] oh hell no cing his back what happened how did it happen we have no idea dude this is a scam this's going to shake him off this is conspiracy Eddie Bravo give me conspiracy what's the conspiracy on this look at these and Neil Magny a little too high on them way too high he's end up in guard God damn it Neil at least he's weather in the St is Ferdinand Marco still in power that was in the 70s oh oh threw up a [ __ ] triangle oh [ __ ] and wind up on top very nice oh Magny tags him what's up oh [ __ ] stack him got ourselves a real [ __ ] fight come on man Neil magn with the good defense good defense try to toss him Neil's long so his ground and pound works from way up there yeah very straight to son tired yeah he's very tired come on damn Neil Magny might close the show here look at this flatten him out son oh there it is got the back a body triangle doesn't have it there it is those gloves that is like got to be one of the most frustrating aspects of gloves of how how much it it stops chokes oh full Mount again damn mag's on
fire dude mag he really is a back to his feet oh [ __ ] oh that dude's exhausted he is exhausted but he's still throwing [ __ ] hammers oh well this isn't good now he's got magnet back damn it's a great fight you don't know I mean if if he could recover maybe he gets exhausted all the time and then need recover okay here's a good here's a good example like who do you give that round to cuz clearly limb had Magny [ __ ] up in the beginning but then Magny had his back Magny took him down Magny mounted him I think the end of the round's more important than the beginning if all that [ __ ] was so Neil Magny come on strong because of all the [ __ ] I give it to Neil right now slight Edge I'd like the end of the round stronger to answer your question because if that [ __ ] in the first round was so badass how could how did that guy come back and whip your ass at the end of the round so it was almost like it really it wasn't as badass as it looked right that was a dope ass round I wouldn't put it that way but I would say that it is more important at the end because then the two guys have had the chance to fight and figure out the strengths and weaknesses and what's dominating over time over time like the the es and the flows of the fight it's more important that the guy has the ability to maintain can keep it together all the way through the round and at the end of the round he's the one who's winning yeah that's only slight amount but then again limb hurt him more than Magny heard him was more dominant yeah Li had him [ __ ] up at one point in time N means the N means like if that was a street fight right there I would have said Magny kicked his ass yeah but I would have said kicked his ass I would have said it was a good [ __ ] fight mag kicked his ass not kicked his ass and you got remember judges are influenced by the end of the round that's what they're going to remember is that more important look this bing bing this is the end but here's the other thing mag's going to be able do this for three [ __ ] rounds how I mean how exhausted his limb after that first round look at magnan sweating what do what in such good shape man good shape get him gazelle and it's also training in in Denver that training at
altitude but look at him he's like boom look at him go he's just warming up now he's confident yeah that's his biggest thing man if he can get his confidence inside that ring which he's slowly getting there you got a real monster on your hands well and limb is still recovering he's still taking some deep breaths he's just trying to land mou open look how yeah you can't do that with Magny now because now Magny is just going to wear on you takes you down though you're in trouble triple Li Lim is exhausted the fact that limb got taken down like that and then oh Mount full mount with a full four minutes of Mount enjoy this God well also the thing about limb is he's huge so that cut is probably brutal a he's a big fella yeah he is look at this [ __ ] back Mount by Magny God damn D Magny full m again very nice very nice oh oh my God he's beating the [ __ ] out of limb look at this goes to back I he should keep punching they're going to stop the fight if he does flatten him out oh [ __ ] just punch here there you go they're going to stop the fight quit looking for position there you go keep going this is keep going look at that ref this is very close here can you feel the ref when they're close 100% yeah that you start punching harder mag beating his ass that's it that's ITN Les should stop this fight that's it it damn Neil Magny yeah baby [ __ ] yeah Neil Magny look at I'm not even breathing huh do what that's amazing I'll fight 10 more times tonight he really isn't breathing where is he trying again Denver Colorado alude high altitude team high altitude magn how far now how often do you go back and train there uh once a year okay NE mother [ __ ] magn okay it's tough for me to leave La man with everything going on tough you're right nor do I want to leave I love La I ain't going nowhere once steel Magny got a hold of him in that second round it was Total Domination and it was what we said Lim was just too [ __ ] tired he was too tired from that first round he didn't really recover that cardio of Neil Magny is a [ __ ] weapon huge weapon a weapon huge weapon and the and the position he's really good at keeping dominant position what's going to be interesting
about the main event is both guys have insane cardio Uriah Faber has insane cardio and Frankie's cardio is super human five rounds it's going to be nuts I think it's going to be they going five rounds I don't think so I think it's going to be three rounds serious really I think Edgar's going to take him out wait a minute the fight five rounds how the fight five rounds what is this wait a minute you think Ed going do something Aldo couldn't do yeah I do really yeah I mean just based on what what happened with Cub you know I mean that was Savage I think Frank destroyed a wrestler yeah different game totally different kind of fighter Cub's not a wrestler IAH is a way better wrestler way better Grappler way more dangerous like though I don't know about that Cub Swanson is a black belt he's really good yeah grappling grappling I got toe with Jo on this as far as finishing as far finishing fav's Guillotine I would say I don't know about that man fa fa is really good at Jiu-Jitsu but Cubs Swanson is as well look who has more finishes by submission likes to stand and bang look at the way Cub just got finished by by Max Holloway he got he was hurt he was hurt hurt and Max is really good too he is really good and when a guy's hurt can't seeu goes out the door I think it's a decision for sure no one's getting finished you said something about five rounds it's not five rounds it's five rounds all main events are five rounds it's 2015 Munoz is the main event no what are you talking about what are you crazy I think Munoz is next how dare you oh okay how dare you whoy Philip who's the mar Muno in the Philippines come on that's a that's a no Munoz isn't even the co-main event no man musasi Filippo's co-main event at least someone said something's coming fresh off three loses I sweating over here Jesus the Philippines he's all yeah he's like Gary Condit when 911 happened man that was getting tough that wrestling shoes one it's going to be tough to live down yeah it's tough in the in the titty comment I still com titty cment you stand by for fake titties but that wrestling comment you might want to stay Twitter for a I got to eat that just want to pass on social media for a couple days what is
this fight story your I favor talk to the celebrities about fights they've been in is it youri favorite show uh yeah fight stories hope it's all animated hiled talended it but the story was so vulgar they couldn't air it I was sitting like go you have to have a you have to have a different story they can't hear the story about something in New York and beating up gay guys I know bro you can't you can't share that story wow and the guy's like you got to wrap it up too man like this is too long they just didn't air it was great I got this a pretty good fight story I was in the fourth grade and we're playing kickball and it was a close game at kickball and the bell rung when someone had kicked a ball and people were running in and it was like well the game's over over the Bell Rong dudes are still running in there was an argument and there was a i argued with a fifth grader and his name was Enrique and I was a fourth grader and we got on each other's faces [ __ ] you the bell wrong but we won and the guy just [ __ ] Swift kicked me right on the balls boom I dropped to my knees I the guy could kick my ass already like I was already afraid of him I don't know why I was arguing there was a an important kickball game I dropped to my knees he kicked me so hard all I did is look up and I just gave him the finger I said [ __ ] you and then I got up and just walked to the nurse's office real slow I was really [ __ ] up so he punked you I was crying I was crying I walked to the N nurse's office crying in the nurse's office stilling it was that stinging pain more than it was the ball like the tip of the dick like I should have been bleeding uh as I pissed I should have been so the nurse sends me home it was so bad I'm going crying it was I was humiliated and then I find out Enrique wants to kick my ass for flipping him off godamn but ruthless but he's going to have his fourth grader brother uh uh cassad do it for me so now I got to fight his brother because I flipped him off this guy I didn't do [ __ ] to him he kicked me in the balls so I'm [ __ ] freaking out my brother and the fight's going to happen me and Cesar eventually so my brother's teaching me how to box so we put on socks around her fist and he's showing me how to throw punches and I thought you know what [ __ ] I could
throw punches I felt confident so we we ran into each other at the in the in a uh playground at school and we got on each other's faes and I said [ __ ] just hit him just hit him just hit him I was like I trained for this I had confidence and sesad got in my face CU you flipped off my brother you [ __ ] and I just punched him right in the [ __ ] stomach and nothing he just stood there I looked at him I said [ __ ] it and I just took off one and he chased me so he's running we're running through the school all the kids are watching and he's chasing me and I'm running man until we ran and I saw the principal we ran into the principal he stopped us and he made us do push-ups and uh and uh the principal made you do push-ups right there for running get out give me 20 we were we weren't supposed to be running through the playground like that he didn't know that this guy was trying to kick my ass he thought we were playing tag or something oh that's so so we're doing push-ups there and he's looking at me goes I'm going to [ __ ] you up I'm like oh man this guy's a Savage [ __ ] Savage man I had confidence but it didn't do anything I punched him with it I threw the first punch in the stomach though I threw the first punch that's sounds like a bad idea dude exactly and I just ran dude it didn't do nothing to him and I ran and he chased me but you know what we never ended a fighting uh it was um I don't know if he gained respect for me after that I'm not sure but we never ended up fighting but Paige Van Zant blow she's blowing up huh one fight she's number seven Contender two fights DJ oh that's right two fights number seven whoa Women's Division I was impressed with her fight with Feliz har she's leg she is a [ __ ] Scrambler she's a onew cutie pie yeah the scrambles man super young huh 21 yeah damn Brandon ridiculous and she's signed what you trying to say are you trying to send signals out there hell no hell no I'm done with dating UFC ladies the Big Brown I'm I'm like Walmart with Rhonda's book I don't need that [ __ ] in my life I'm good man you know what I'm saying I'm [ __ ] good did she talk [ __ ] up is she talking [ __ ] on news she never mentioned any names but that wasn't you right no names would need to be mentioned I didn't read it I just heard all the fans
tell them I don't Rhonda is so [ __ ] huge right now you go to the underground every third thread is about Rhonda Rhonda a superstar manred how is that possible people were still like maybe three years ago all over the Internet saying women's MMA will never be Big B this and that I'll never watch women's fights and look at Ronda she's arguably the most popular MMA fighter on the planet right 100% she's she's she's attractive and she's finishing girls in 17 seconds and girls that don't know anything or girls that aren't MMA fans they know who Rond around well she's crossed over to pop culture cuz she's in entage she's in uh whatever expend 19 hear that Misha said she would be willing to fight cyborg at 140 Misha said that yeah someone needs to talk to Misha someone needs to sit her down yeah she's going to get that eye knock loose that's not good which ey you know which eye you know which eye she had a lazy eye you know which eye I never noticed I'm not being honest I mean I'm being totally honest I I used to have dude I I used to dat a girl had a lazy eye and I had a lazy eye fetish for a while I did a girl she was a freak and she had a lazy eye she was so hot it just conditioned you lazy eyes super hot and she had a lazy eye and in my head I was like maybe like the lazy eye makes her try harder cuz she do want you to bring up the lazy eye so she just goes for it you don't know you don't know she's hot chick hey can you can you get your eye all [ __ ] up you don't know she looking at your dick or like well it wasn't that lazy [ __ ] that's not lazy that's py that's a paly eye no she just had one eye that was like a little goofy and it was sexy I don't know why I didn't read Rhonda's book you would to read it yeah read it 50 times already just can't get enough of not reading anyone's biography me neither I'm all set on that i' I mean I've I've read biographies in the past but it's you have to be do some [ __ ] Nicola Tesla [ __ ] to get me to read your biography yeah yeah it better be some epic [ __ ] I'm on reading fighter know so much about her her uh career you know oh [ __ ] Mark Muno well yeah they play her countdown every other weekend if she's fighting or not I'm all set powerful
Mark Muno I really do I mean I really do hope he wins this me too man such a good guy literally the nicest guy ever I just like to see him go out with a victory that's right he beat dami Maya Tim that was in Abu Dhabi the Tim bch one was a big win man huge win he's coming off two losses yeah and then and then he got Le Mach on short notice he got kicked in the face M yeah and musasi beat his Assi looked really good in that fight and then um I hope he wins this big and keeps fighting H and carero just choked him out remember who' barnat just lose to I thought I was surprised by that I thought yeah he's lost two in a row I think in he lost by decision Barn lost by decision yeah you know Mark uh shut down uh rain Training Center rain is no more yeah he's retired right yeah but doesn't mean you have to shut down the gymm really expensive down there is that what it is yeah super well for Mark it was just he just want time with his family like he's I think he's sick of being in the game like U when you say real expensive like how much per square foot oh [ __ ] not where he's at Eddie I don't think so 350 of squ really I don't know well you're looking I'm asking this cuz you looked at a bunch of places right like you're looking at at places I I've never looked down there that's too far down south right but I mean you okay I don't know what it would Char I just that's what I heard people are saying what did he shut it down then people it's not cuz it's expensive he just didn't the time commitment was a beast that was taken away from his family oh he lost to L Roger narz yeah that's what it was surprised by that yeah and then before that he lost to Shan Strickland damn yeah two split decisions in a row but before that he beat mattz Nelson and uh Andrew Craig it's a tall order for Luke yeah Luke's a favorite in this I think is he really well that's just because munus has lost a bunch monsters though [ __ ] monsters Mach musasi is a far cry you know what I'm saying to the competition that Luke's been facing true Mark's thing is he gets so out of shape between camps so
his camps spent just get him to lose weight instead of focusing on a game plan really and then he's running a gym and he has whatever 19 million kids you know what I'm saying so the dude was always like worn out how many kids like seven I think he six or seven the entire population of Canada 19 million it's all those are all Mar kids he's the gangest KH of our time he's like [ __ ] Sean Camp yeah that's what he does man how many kids is Sean Camp have [ __ ] I don't know 15 and like 15 baby mamas really yeah wow it's so crazy what are you you you think after three baby mom like go [ __ ] I better wrap this he's so rich that he probably thinks he not anymore really is he broke I'm sure Sean km 15 B Mas but that guy made likeon I went to a sports bar in Seattle it was [ __ ] I'm going to Google Sean Kemp broke what do you mean he shitty worn down yeah he has a sports bar his sports bar yeah it BR down chamber [ __ ] 50,000 women and got only a couple of them pregnant interesting good record yeah wil the still Wilt the still well he's retired SE retired Sean super retired yeah but that's not good cuz when you have all that money that you have to put out and then none of it's coming in and you also like shiny things you like shiny things and fat asses it's a dangerous combo man it gets ugly you can buy Sean Camp socks now from stance oh that's true right SE in a Seattle superar Jersey that's right I'll take a pair of those you know ion's not broke he is ir's sort of broke like but he gets like some crazy annuity right he said he's not documentaries coming out he just got interviewed he said it's just a myth and like he's doing just fine wasn't there like him begging for money that's not toal [ __ ] he says that's not true well you well there's difference between like regular person broke and famous broke cuz MC Hammer told me like everyone was like oh MC Hammer went broke he's like I wasn't broke I still had 3 million Sean km made $92 million says here how he lost his all but here it says how he lost it all oh yeah he bought Iraqi dinars so he is broke um this is a shitty website here it says um okay read the story of Shan Camp could potentially save you aund million the sonics uh forward fed at least seven
children by six women lost most of his career earnings to child support his post NBA life has included failed comeback attempt multiple drug possession arrests and the ultimate athlete Rock Bottom playing against a stocky sales on PR versus Joe's wow okay this is just a [ __ ] website this is a [ __ ] website they're trying to be like snarky do you remember karti and his kids from oh yeah oh yeah what he had five and five right way more than that 12 or something like that he's only like 25 dude you're [ __ ] when you have different baby M and you got to pay him and you got to CU you got to maintain that lifestyle it's your income at the time right well it's also it's not just one woman that has all your kids which would probably be better for him yeah no they say this the fast way to go broke bad idea man wrap it up don't get tricked some dudes just don't give a [ __ ] just nutting people but how many say you have six kids you're just like what the [ __ ] yeah well it's just I think some people it's like part of the fun just knocking chicks up life on the edge I think they like it you know you'd have to after after 4 you're just like [ __ ] this Mark looks relaxed and happy cuz you know it's the last time he's going to walk out there it's just so you know Mark real well so the grind of the training is just real hard on him H super hard and he uh he just blows up man why does he blow up what does he eat he loves to eat what is he eating like Filipino food he's eating like shitload of rice and [ __ ] so he's going to get big once he retires huh oh I would be willing to bet Mark will be 300 lb in 3 years if I was a betting man which I am how did he all of a sudden get in the ring he like bam he's all they didn't even show it right he was taking his jacket off and boom he's in the ring there's tall Luke yeah I mean that was weird L get wasn't that weird super weird yeah but it was just weird how they just did that because they showed him like taking his uh jacket off and then like within a second he was in the ring yeah they must have been switching the cage the Octagon yeah man uh Mark Mark his thing is is he's always just he's losing all his weight getting in shaping Camp so he
can't focus on the game plan like we' Spar and he would be doing like a six mile run before and coming in Spar like what are you doing man then sparring would just [ __ ] just to lose the way yeah cuz You' have to lose weight so fast why wouldn't you Spar and then do the run he would run he'd have to run after too and he'd have to come back at night to rain and do conditioning cuz he he was so behind on weight all the time that's so crazy that'll beat you up yeah man he was exhausted that's terrible for you hor ter ter he injured all the time then he was injured all cuz the body gets worn out you're probably overtraining trying to lose that weight need to go to [ __ ] yoga son get some hot yoga in your life I'm about to get some yoga in my life dude I'm a big fan all a sudden again I haven't taken a yoga class in years and then uh I took two this week I'm loving it yeah I need to step my game up there's so much yoga where I'm at too yeah there is that's yoga Central is the the west side to buy a matop lemon pants yeah it's all flipflops and big asses CH yeah I'm not mad at that but I'll tell you what man that Whole Yoga Booty not real okay like you kind of get a little bit of a butt you want to get a butt you got to do deep squats you lazy [ __ ] yeah hit them squats squats squat deadlifts don't let anybody tell you any different I have my girl I have my girl squatting and she shitloads of rice just bill that ass son just on a carb load all the time just car blo for that ass here we go come on Marky Mark let's see that looking fast fast and Tall light on the feet they said he's 66 good lord it's a tall drink water look light on his feet yeah he does looks good looks good on his feet here I like Luke a lot but I really he has a whole career ahead of him I Mar oh Munos is going to be super motivated coming into this don't not want to go out in an L hell no Muno got some [ __ ] real Power Man real power dude his wrestling and transitions is nasty I train with him two weeks ago he's looking great did he come into this Camp overweight as well no he came in better shape this Camp oh he just hated knee oh he's getting guillotined oh [ __ ] this is not good you ain't ta Mark no no
he's a beast with his Guillotines look at this he's transitioning moving oh Luke very good mark down here is a monster man but Luke's so long yeah but Mark's been going with Kendall GR to get ready for how long he is oh really y perfect training partner Mark is nasty with his ground and pound his ground and pound is absolutely [ __ ] ferocious and he's a sick wrestler dragged him to the ground this is this is Mark's [ __ ] home base here against the cage on the side here he's so good man Luke is so long and tall and Luke is from England right so doesn't have a background in wrestling but he trains at Alliance so he's going with some tough guys right Alliance is a [ __ ] hell of a gym huh hell yeah but they really put together some Camp down there in San Diego yeah they did oh oh [ __ ] big uppercut then he's going to shoot oh he's he's in trouble he's in trouble Mark with underhooks trouble oh Luke with oh he tagged him again look at my boy Mark just feeling it don't hit a knee take him down Marky Mark Good body shot yeah oh you you going down son oh nice elbows nice Mark get to out son he's so good here man right there oh oh missed it all Mark works on is cage work all he does he just does tons of cage work he's so good against the cage who organizes his camp and why did they ever let him get that fat that's the problem with Mark running rain training center for a long time Mark was doing everything he was running his own camps too he was running his own camp and he'd coach me and whoever else was in there during his camp and when Mark was fighting Weidman I told Mark I said hey Mark what do you think weidman's doing right now you think he's coaching other guys as he's getting ready for you but Mark just loves it man he loves to give back he's such a nice guy but it caught up with him so um what do they do with rain they just Clos the doors it's over yeah they closed the doors oh oh [ __ ] he's hurting him man over him look at the dragged him right back down he Kan vas him before Kane with his Donkey Kong well his ground aound is like at a very high
level oh that was a big right hand man oh [ __ ] hamers he's on fire right now how can you not be man that he's oh oh he just got to watch the up kick watch those Up Kicks watch leg he's trying to go Delah he on him oh just barely messed up right Marky Mark oh God he's got to be careful yeah that knee in the transition that' be heartbreaking man yeah he's looking so good right now this classic Phil Davis in Barnett's Corner yeah it's kind of too late to have that good of a wrestling coach if you can't wrestle you know what I'm saying guys who do that that makes me laugh it's never too late why is it oh look at that you said that he took him down he did a great trip oh look at that oh look at that beautiful Escape by Munoz oh [ __ ] o he's hurt in a minute to go good good body work son he's walking him down look at this completely walking him down hands up Marky Mark he's too long to be doing that [ __ ] Barnett is exhausted how's Mark's cardio pretty good you know we having that wrestling background especially when it comes to grappling you can grapple all damn day it's just in his DNA you know what I'm saying so he's gonna start coaching wrestling is that what he's going to do he does Wrestling Camps oh he does wrestling camps and then his son's a stud wrestler and he wants to focus on his family man what is he going to do for a living it's a good point it's a great question Joe he got 100 kids you got to really take that into consideration 19 million Joe it's not like he um made enough money from his UFC career to retire either absolutely not and then you're giving up your school H well his school wasn't making money that was a money pit was it he was losing money think so mhm it's hard but he you know what he does he does speaking engagements he gets paid for that yeah he does all that he does an anti-bullying program he does Wrestling Camps I'm sure Mark's a smart guy his wife's super smart I'm sure she's going to help him out I'm sure he has a plan guarantee it I hope so I just don't know the plan so if Luke barad loses is he out three and out is that the rule or is that it depends on the guy depends on
the guy it also depends on what the fight looks like you know if he fights like this wild crazy ass fight they might keep him around just cuz that's I mean it takes two to tango yeah guy was willing to throw down like that like that was what kept Dan Hardy around Dan Hardy was losing I like yeah he might be losing but this [ __ ] throws and Leonard Garcia oh yeah [ __ ] couldn't I mean he lost a shitload of fights I think four in a row five in a row yeah Leonard Garcia would throw rocks it's like every from his hips throwing rocks just old school his hips right yeah he was wild Here We Go Round do in the Philippines he's got some super Filipino power being in the Philippines fighting his last fight nickname's the Filipino wrecking machine I wonder what the crowd's like there first big UFC in the Philippines first UFC ever in the Philippines it's probably not quiet like the rest of Asia right yeah I bet it's different I bet it's different yeah definitely not like a Japan right yeah well they're a different kind of Asian it's interesting it's Spanish and Filipino they all have like Spanish last name or excuse me Spanish and Chinese they all have Spanish last names it's like a lot really similar like uh like one of the the greatest pool player of all time is a guy named Efron Reyes from the Philippines but I mean that sounds like a Mexican yeah efon Reyes 100% that's a Mexican Mark Muno sounds Mexican yeah Francisco Bustamante is another guy Munos with clinch [ __ ] cardio man is so much of fighting that magnify proved that huh true that skills for sure but the limb that came out and tried to win that fight in the first round not the same limb he's so tall yeah so tall and well coached oh [ __ ] you got to be careful those [ __ ] elbows Brown elbow yeah exactly he set the kind of the blueprint for that he keeps Dr Muno too oh [ __ ] no way oh oh [ __ ] you know if fight people aren't talking about on that DC card is uh oh orloski Brown oh yeah about that that's on that card man oh my God that card is so insane that card so insane there's like there's too much to talk about got Donald Cerrone on there yeah against who
they had to get a replacement who's who's his replac the Canadian cat from TriStar oh yeah John mcdes mesie yeah yeah because khabib neov hurt his knee again pet has hurt his [ __ ] arm really bad man his elbow right it's his arm is [ __ ] mangled he got taken down his arm got trapped in the cage like during the taked down he he got some pretty significant damage it's a bummer yeah it's a real that was nice watch the up kick watch the triangle watch the triangle yes munas is really good ground and pound from the guard too yeah yeah really good passing's getting good too he's been working with Casey holstead from 10th Planet uh Costa Mesa a lot so Eddie we got to get a 10th planet in Austin bro I don't decide where my schools go they the cities decide you know what I'm saying there has to be some dude who's obsessed with uh mastering the 10th Planet system and what whatever and his mission in life has to be to open up a school those are the only guys that can pull it off yeah you're not going let them half ass yeah you can't go to like a city and go I need a anybody interested in doing this 10 Planet stuff it's a good system but but you can't sell it you got to have someone that's already into it well just get someone who's into it and I'll sell Austin to them that'll work do you want to train is that what's going on yeah it' be fun man Todd White's down there yeah I'm going to do a seminar there pretty soon Todd White's opening up a school you met Todd White before you know famous artist dude great dude one of John Jock's black belts old training partner of mine he just moved to Austin yeah he loves it there man he's raving to me about it people love Austin huh it's a great town sh it's one of the best towns in the country no doubt about I do man I played football there but I've never like hung out you ever uh do the Alex Jones Show No has he ever brought you on no I see him all the time though you see him where just randomly and he supermarket and [ __ ] are you serious no I see him he he's downtown a lot does he recognize you yeah yeah he's an interesting dude he's all divorced up now what yeah he got an apartment in in a building that that I didn't know he got divorced black helicopters
wow he's a wild man now one of the weirdest the weirdest things ever was listening to an Alex Jones voicemail on my phone when we were in Vegas we were hammered the night before and he just just listening to my message and it's Alex J Eddie uh I don't know what you guys are doing I can't even do that Alex CU oh last night was pretty crazy uh are you guys going to get breakfast and uh what time should we meet for the fights we brought him to the UFC and got him high as [ __ ] on pot cookies yeah oh man you know that guy that guy is I was I was wondering if he'd be sick of talking about conspiracy theories like I mean he does a show every day he'll talk conspiracy the all [ __ ] exhaust me he wouldn't stop he won't stop you it I loved it I just every question I had he had some documents you backed it up well we have the documents if you go back to when Truman was in office this is all put into place yeah and I'd ask him about back then I was really into I was super into UFOs and stuff back then and I was asking him about that and he goes if he was into it he's like uh that's stuff that we can't prove I'm I'm I'm focusing on what we can do right now with with the people the United States I'm not focused on Space you know I'm focused on the government and damn Ed I want to talk about space you know you know what killed UFOs for me is Ancient Aliens after a couple seasons of that I'm like I don't ever want to see anything on UFOs again you know what killed it for me is talking to people when I did that Joe Rogan questions everything I would talk to The Experts I was like where's the evidence you got no you guys got nothing no one has anything nothing zero how about there's massive evidence how about there's massive evidence but we don't have the cameras to film like it's always like you know there's these new films of UFOs you get on YouTube Every all [ __ ] skills but what if it's what if it they actually were spaceships what would it actually look like it would look like a little dot no one has cameras that can capture [ __ ] through honestly I think honestly if someone can come here from another [ __ ] planet damn big right hand someone can come
here from another planet they could be a rubber dick in the sky they don't have to be a silver ship they could be a cloud it could be anything we don't know what it looks we assume what it looks like like they're really close to making an actual cloaking device now like have you ever see those Japanese jackets where the entire jacket like films what's behind it like it's so it's amazing some Mission Impossible [ __ ] yeah like you're wearing a jacket right and the jacket literally will be uh an accurate representation of what's behind you and it's like real crude technology it's like a screen like your ja would be a screen like say if we were looking at you and your chicken head shirt was in fact that the background right the camera the whole thing but's behind you like they've already figured out how to do that but it's kind of crude well eventually they'll be able to do it where it's IND discernible from the sky like you'll be moving through the sky like Predator remember Predator had that [ __ ] he would just he would wiggle a little bit you'd see the wiggling I think they're going to have that you know that kind of technology for sure within the next decade or two and Aliens probably have that if they can get here at this Jam got it up on the screen look at it up there this is pretty dope look this guy's got this thing on this now watch what happens when they turn it on it's pretty slick man the guy standing there with this thing and it allows them to project everything that's behind it well I don't need to see all the yeah here he goes look at this isn't that crazy look at that that's real isn't that nuts I mean I can for sure still see them but yeah it's pretty nuts what crude right now but it's it's going to get to a point it's getting there yeah it's going to get to a point in a few decades where it works and they can put it on airplanes and [ __ ] that was pretty that was pretty good special effects for back then in Predator come think of it h yeah I can still watch that a lot of that [ __ ] doesn't hold up at all you can't watch Clash of the Titans without it being silly right no you watch a bunch of stuff you're like this some [ __ ] better is legit but I was just bummed out that they [ __ ] their thermal technology is so shitty all you have to do is cover yourself in mud I
know I can't see you come on son you're still warm I agree dop is weird it just gets to be warm mud what about your eyeball that's the best that's the best scene ever see me come on do it you can't see me come on do it now you guys see Mad Max I heard it's amazing the new one I heard the new one's amazing like Tom does it suck I can't say that on the podcast yes you can yeah you can does it suck how bad does it suck it's terrible man oh my God everybody says It's amazing I want to see dude it got a 99 on Rotten Tomatoes the first time I okay go see it then is it that bad hey you you know we we disagree on a lot of [ __ ] Eddie Bravo and do not agree on movies some movies some movies but when it comes to like comic book movies this [ __ ] hates it when you know that the dude who's the star is going to live I can understand I can see that I can see that we would go to the movies we would go to the movies and be like this is stupid you I [ __ ] I knew the whole time he was going to be fine the whole time like dude it's a comic book movie can't kill Spiderman not killing Iron Man in an Iron Man movie like so so so what's your favorite comic book movie Joe like what's some of your favorites I'm I'm a big fan of the Hulk I love the Hulk just cuz I love the idea of a [ __ ] nerdy dude Mad Max look at that N9 out of 10 in IMDb 99% of Rotten Tomato out assh dude it was terrible it was like the Warriors it was it was like the Warriors but instead of just killing Cyrus don't say they took his hose they took his hose and then now Cyrus is going after the Warriors He's Alive now cuz they took his hoes one of them pregnant this [ __ ] that's not true I saw that Warrior movie that Warrior movie was dog [ __ ] what else how dare you our friend Brian K I can't hear you Jamie you're not miked you [ __ ] you're a goddamn producer and you're talking in the back that Terri mie I saw that he was in okay what you say can't say it I'm not allow oh was it one of those uh you had a sign non-disclosure Jamie goes to the Jamie's one of those focus group people if you find out why movies get changed talk to Jamie that's you okay I'm going to tell you all critical and [ __ ] he when's when cool I guess yeah when there's a gang there's like these
different gangs of uh War oh look at this oh Muno with a takedown mun's definitely winning this fight by the way yeah three of three yes Eddie don't ruin Matt Max for I'm not going to ruin it for you I'm just going to tell you about a character do not get Dr there's a character who play there there there's all these uh like uh you know uh dune buggies and all these cars with all these guns and these Warriors they're like gangs right and one Gang has they have a truck with all these amps on it a truck there a wall of amps a truck that's a wall of amps and they have a guy playing guitar in front so whenever they go to battle there's a guy in the front of a truck playing the guitar don't that makes me want to see it oh my God it's that sounds [ __ ] awesome that sounds dope you like that hell and the whole time playing guitar people are and it's like it's a truck of a wall it's a truck with a wall of hanging in front of theing guitar yeah I want to see that why is it bad you sold me you sold me that's great Sor 9% of Rotten Tomatoes 99% I don't know man I don't know are you a 1center is that what's going on yeah it is dude sounds [ __ ] it was it's just you know what if you if you see it I stayed I stayed I didn't leave it was so ridiculous it was like that Cabin in the Woods type movie it's so ridiculous it's like well you didn't go to it cuz you thought it realistic and [ __ ] right I love tabing the W by the way I don't mind it are you the guy are you the guy that goes to Transformers and like I hate Transformers robots can't talk this movieit I don't even go you're not going to catch me there I'm not going to [ __ ] I'm not going to go [ __ ] see a movie about kids toys okay it's robots you're Mr conspiracy oh okay yeah I agree not going to watch that [ __ ] I'm not down I haven't seen one of them trans Michael ba I'm sure he's getting mad [ __ ] but uh I don't like his [ __ ] I don't like yeah there I'm not into that [ __ ] I don't who did did he do the Ninja Turtle movie who did the Ninja Turtle movie Michael B did nobody saw that [ __ ] what you saw three times and I own I [ __ ] love me some Ninja Turtles son I love ninja turt you know who else loves Ninja Turtles my [ __ ] four-year-old I'm not lying my
four-year-old she has Ninja Turtle like pajamies awesome cuz she's awesome I had the same [ __ ] when I was a kid you guys are just older than me Ninja Turtles are [ __ ] dope you guys are just older than me no we're just not [ __ ] you're old nin Turtles tur dude even if I was [ __ ] 12 I wouldn't be into a turtle yeah all right dude cowabanga the [ __ ] out of here they're [ __ ] ninjas they're ninjas and they Turtles no they they're they're they're a rat they have a rat that hangs out with them and he teaches where'd he learn he didn't even [ __ ] say where he learned it he's a fake Dojo he's a MC Dojo guy Oh's teaching rats who's teaching rats who's he training with is he getting any sparring in oh yeah how how [ __ ] dare you this is one thing I'm not going to back down nothing to do with age dude it does could be eight years old I would think Ninja Turtles are stupid as [ __ ] do you know how long brown did you like Charlie Brown no what cartoon did you grow up with um what did I really like the I was big on like the Road Runner Bugs Bunny cartoons cuz it was a lot of violence super Ninja Turtles are [ __ ] ninjas they're Turtles you know what teenagers you know what's interesting I know I know you're into it but you know what's interesting I've been watching old um they have all the old Popeyes on iTunes those are dope dude they're so fun first of all the style of Animation is so weird powerful Mark Muno winner unanimous decision he's about to cry man cuz he's retiring right now good for him I hope wish hear this wish I could hear it yeah Crank It Up Jamie let's hear some we'll get back to Ninja Turtles about to C he speaks uh Tagalog he's not fluent at all no I will represent you guys to the bottom of my heart I want to say I love you to my beautiful wife K this got to be a hard speech right Dad I love you guys you know from the day when I was a kid I was watching cartoons okay this is going too long already cut him off the truck that's what the truck's saying right now this his last fight have some respect don't give him the mic and don't let him talk about cartoons yeah for sure unless it's Ninja Turtles for sure have a plan before you go in
there with my antibullying campaign and a lot of things guys I try to be a role mod for reti k he'll come back no he won't yeah he will it's got to be so hard also to have a [ __ ] hard three round fight like that and then give a big speech damn I thought he was going to say he retired he's not going to retired he's R he's going take his gloves off leave and leav him in there oh here we go John for sure just cut the cloves off the the foremost gentleman in our game as classy as it gets and obviously what a way to go out any final message for the fans before you hang them up for good you know this is something I've dreamed about and I hope for I know I didn't accomplish what I wanted to accomplish in the cage but I invested a lot of my time in lives and I invested in in their in Treasures in their heart and I've been able to help change lives and and impa in a positive way and guys that's what I'm here for and I have a story I have a story to be able to give to kids and I want to be able to teach and come back here to the Philippines and be able to give my talents gifts and abilities to you guys and be able to help the Philippines in wrestling and that's my goal guys I have I have so much to give to this he's such a good coach too guys I'm putting my gloves in the C of the Octagon because I got so much love and admiration for the sport thank you to the best organization on the planet in mixed martial arts thank you [Music] UFC don't leave Frank out yeah you [ __ ] up leaving Frank out son Frank's at home going what the [ __ ] right I own 40% of this [ __ ] come on come on this [ __ ] guy what about Frank no Frank what about Frank and Frank fatita Frank fatita what about Frank this [ __ ] guy Frank so [ __ ] this man yeah you're going to have to wrap this up Mark Mark I love you man [ __ ] wrap this up bro that's a that's good you know you know how he said he didn't accomplish what he wanted to I had to talk with Mark before he fought and I told him you can't look at things that way man because if we if we if you wrap up your career and say because you're not the world champion
your career was a failure then 99% of the fighters in the world are failures you can't look at it like that Mark's had a great career I said if when you were in college and I said to you you're going to have a seven or eighty year career in the UFC and be one of the most famous middleweights in the world what would you say he's like I would have said I had a successful career I said exactly just because you didn't get to the Belt doesn't mean you didn't have a successful career no matter what your record is he's had a very successful career people think that way about life in general though you'll have a relationship with somebody and it doesn't end in marriage and they'll be like oh yeah that was a failure it wasn't a failure you guys had fun you [ __ ] few years you learned you like like it's not a failure I have a couple xes I need you to talk to my man hey and one just wrote a [Music] book oh man back to this Ninja Turtle [ __ ] all right how dare you don't do this bro grew up on [ __ ] Ninja Turtles man I want to show you some pull up some old popey J oh I love that [ __ ] look msense pull up some old Popeye this is one of the things that I've been noticing been watching Popeye with my kids first of all Popeye was sponsored by the NRA how crazy is that at the beginning of some of the Popeye episodes there's an ad for the National Rifle Association which is very strange and then two popey is violent as [ __ ] Bluto is always trying to rape olive oil and everybody's beating the [ __ ] out of everybody it's racist as [ __ ] there's some stuff with Indians and Native Americans where popey's beating up the Indians they're shooting arrows at them dude you got to watch like what the the way they move Popeye meets simbad like look at the way they they have like a little wiggle to the way they move they don't just stand there like a like like you know like a normal cartoon does they're constantly they're dancing they dance they go left and right and right and left did you grow up on this [ __ ] or you just got into it no I didn't really I mean I guess I saw when I was a little kid yeah you guys are into this [ __ ] I wasn't into it I wasn't into it I'm looking at
this as like a time capsule like I didn't look at it in terms of uh oh they're constantly moving yeah everything is moving I want to see popey himself and all these dragons and [ __ ] that dragon's pretty legit yeah look like they kind of have like a little wiggle to them and this is the color version Pluto got a huge mouth yeah what's interesting is like popey uh started off it was a black and white thing like Betty Boop yeah like that the the early the Early series did you ever see Robin Williams in Popeye yeah he was good he was really good at that and uh what about's that noise him smoking spinach through his pipe what is it about that leaf blower a leaf blower oh my God we're in the wrong spot that's ridiculous dude I have a drummer next to my studio we we we had so many podcasts with drums in the background I do last time I did your your thing did you step away from doing your your your podcast for a while yeah yeah man I'm just ran out of guests ran out of guests ran out of guests no no I just I just need some time to chill for a while yeah yeah you need a break from it yeah just need just a little break and do you feel like it was an obligation is that what it is no no not at all was it fun anymore no it's very fun it's still fun well for sure keep doing it then why' you I don't understand ly I'll come back back just I just need time to uh spend my family there's no time for anything man just like so I did them on Sunday nights Sunday nights man it's like that's the whole night and I could be with my family that was tough cuz you would ask me to do it and Sunday nights tough man chill that's the only time uh I could do it consistently but that cuts into some solid family time sure so but um uh my wife's cool with it so we've talked about I don't know I I'll be back someday so just take a little break yeah we still have the studio right so you can do it there anytime you want you know you could always do it in the gym too you could do different kinds of [ __ ] podcast I was to say on the go in the gym there is so many cool Fighters that come through there I really can't confirm anything but there is something in the works already with the actual production like the show okay I see what you're doing oh [ __ ] some no
but this game this game after I I walked away after I walked away someone approached me and said hey man we could do this right and like a like a legit Studio legit production and and I'm open to it if nothing's confirmed I'm open to it but you know not right now do you know Eddie if do you know Eddie if yes s up Eddie if bought a bus he bought like a school bus and converted that [ __ ] into a podcast Studio they drive and he drives it down the Improv and then they plug it into the wall it's like the wad podcast he does right on the go it's incredible it's incredible I was there the other day and I was like oh my God I'm like I want to steal this idea I had an idea a long time ago to do it from one of those those trailers that you pull around what do they call stream golf stream stream is that what they called um those are cool looking those silver ones I love those trailers and I was like this way you could get one and just pull it around you know or I get Jamie to drive it but I don't trust Jamie Drive degenerate looking the [ __ ] but but what's the point of having it on the go could you bring it to um like if you say if I have a gig like I'm doing the Irvine Improv with Ken you bring the podcast Studio you park the podcast studio if it's a trailer park it in the back parking lot you could actually like Eddie if has a screen you could watch the podcast that's going on inside his bus outside the bus he's got a flat screen the back window you know used to be like a window where you could see yeah it's not a window anymore it's a screen so from the outside you can actually see like a full HD version of what's going on inside it's really slick pretty dope he spent a fuckload of money on it too they had like some crazy Kickstarter I think spent like 65 Grand on that bus he's super into CrossFit right that's like his thing he's a comedian CrossFit right yeah he got a hurt though like pretty bad CrossFit [ __ ] you up if yeah crossfit's trouble how's uh your back feeling now with it's pretty good it's pretty good I I have a pulled butt muscle right now that's not fun I did something I don't know what I did probably the [ __ ] machine you got in the back you load up with like 400 lb and just your cheeks are just [ __ ]
boom boom he asked me to get on there I almost blew my [ __ ] back Hy yeah I'm good I love that machine that's why your ass is all I don't think so swole chill out bro my ass was I had a little bit of a pull like a very minor pull muscle and I [ __ ] it up worse just kept getting worse kicking just putting uh putting Justin miles patting them up and beating the [ __ ] out of them it's my favorite [ __ ] to do two three two three days a week I put a chest protector on he get wears the tie pads I have these giant ass leg pads that he puts on so I can leg kick them damn and we do round and I will on that dude it's awesome if you could hire someone to let you beat the [ __ ] out of them like hold the hold the pads and the body shots that's some rich dude [ __ ] my some rich dude shend my friend's like nah come on bro I'll give you $10 a round nah hitting a bag is one thing but throwing combinations and finishing off with a legit full power leg kick because there those those goddamn faex pads are huge you could full power I mean I can like Pedro hiso can't full power you got a gnarly ass [ __ ] kick I would advise Justin not to do that he takes beting that kid but you know what man I he's balling that kid's balling though it depends entirely on what kind of pad I'll tell you this man anybody who uh like anybody who doesn't no man he's tough as [ __ ] anybody who doesn't like um uh holding pads for somebody tie pads get the Hayabusa pads Hayabusa makes this extra thick pad with mad [ __ ] foam in it I don't know what kind of foam they're using but they got it down like the difference between like his arms would go numb when I would kick him with the regular dude but with the high abusa he barely even feels it I'm telling you the difference no I don't miss well I'm just saying maybe put he in [ __ ] Crow cop his ass he's all knocked out you here bro here's 50 that [ __ ] from Brazil where they're toughening the students up and punched them in the head did you see that [ __ ] yes John way par showed it to me is the dumbest [ __ ] thing ever had a a fake one he did a play one a pretend one he posted the real one then he recreated it the real one is ridiculous these guys are beating the [ __ ] out of their students punching them in the face making them stand there and take head
punches hard hard in 2015 wow 2015 I mean this guy's teeing off on his too face and he loves it why you laughing I blame the students and the why you laughing at that cuz you're high the only High we're all sober it's [ __ ] up I'm not smoking weed at 700 in the morning have my limits I just uh thought of um what just what' he think of how easy would be to parody that like you know what I mean just have the camera angle and like you you could make it look like you're really [ __ ] out yes se you seen the video it's insane right exactly and it's insane how quickly everyone's seen it you seen it too no oh you haven't seen it okay seen it's so the it's [ __ ] up it's so bad it's not cool it's so it's so aw between Facebook and Twitter and Instagram holy [ __ ] everything is just instant in well that kind of stuff a video like that that you could just like instantly quick inant about that guy that was trying to like roll with it a little bit guy taking who the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] that's punching them who somebody needs to beat the [ __ ] some need to beat the [ __ ] out of that guy's giving those people brain damage on I mean they're making them stand there and take brain damage for what to be tough you're think maybe they do that just once the new crop they want to see how people react and you know what you're going to take a beating right now we're going to see how you take the beating we're going to study the film Flinch let me tell you one thing recard girl not kick in the legs then you know like don't [ __ ] that's what they do at Tiger Muay Tha it's still still Savage but you know that guy punches like a [ __ ] by the way because anybody who punches really good should be able knock those people oh [ __ ] he he wasn't putting everything here we go 4 Lex as a old if you want to time this where it's at 448 right now 446 you get them you get the picture musasi and philipo philipo's got some good [ __ ] hands yeah he can box good power in his hands do I've fought with him a couple times does zero zero warm up just walks out there [ __ ] ice cold really just there with you yeah he did did like three jumping jacks was like [ __ ] it why do you think he does that that seems
like it was he's a man well there's uh there's some people I was I was over there sweating my ass off doing all this [ __ ] I look over at him he's like literally just cracked his necki took him down side control Keith Jardine very nice they don't do much man that's old school I think mhm side control what's old school not warming up properly I isn't that people say they do that because the ties don't warm up when they fight I don't know well the ties fight the first round really slow because they don't warm up no because of the betting the they don't place the BET until the fight starts so the ties the first round is almost like they're playing and warming up getting the money flowing yeah Ari shafir was just in Thailand man he just went over to Thailand for a vacation he spent like two weeks in Thailand just having fun oh man AR's balling out of control right now I love it is he he's I love it I see him everywhere this special and his podcast is good doing so good funny dude man he's a funny dude he works hard and he's he's like he's doing it the right way like he went to Thailand left his computer and his phone behind [ __ ] you and his agent was like well what if we have to reach you he's like you won't can't reach me like I got two show I got a show I have two specials on Comedy Central I'll do whatever I want to do now this over you [ __ ] up you let the wrong guy throughh blow it up yeah see # suck it I bet he got even though it was like a like a a shitalking f between Howard Stern and him that got him a lot of potential right listen Howard Stern lost in that 100% what what Ari did was he got he trolled Howard Stern he got Howard Stern to talk [ __ ] about him Howard Stern talked about him for 25 minutes on his show and then Ari made a video showing Howard Stern how to Google his name because Howard like had said a bunch of like false things about him you know like about what he did like it's really easy there's a thing called Google and I want you to go to if your browser would you probably have like Netscape Navigator or something like he totally mocked him and he did it like in a really respectful way AR's a smart dude very smart he's a very smart dude they both they both had really good point Beast you know they both had good
points um uh the fact that Howard didn't know any like would talk [ __ ] on podcasts ridiculous because it's good for us but it's also because it's a threat because he's in serious satellite radio and he's renegotiating his contract I'm sure and the number one competition for satellite radio is podcast you know like if you go through a tunnel okay you go into a parking structure I get pissed when I'm listening to [ __ ] serus and I go to the mall and I go into the parking structure and the [ __ ] cuts off it drives me nuts I'm like this is dumb okay this is dumb well plus you got to pay for it yeah well that doesn't bother me cuz I'm rich but what bothers me you are rich I threw that in there son no iard you um what bothers me what bothers me I was going to say it for you if you didn't but bothers me I like things being for free for sure like everybody does but I don't like the technology I think it's stupid the the whole idea that you got to beam it down from the sky wasn't it made on Earth can't you have an Earthly distribution device shooting it up into oh yeah CA Philip who fighting it out of it no I agree I I think it limits you on S how do you talk sh on the internet like him like he him I listen to how all the time I love I'm a big fan I listen serious stop listening every day I listen to how turn all the time you serious in your Porsche what the [ __ ] n man how dare you that's your Porsche out there yes sir holy [ __ ] I thought I was wondering why he wasn't here I'm like maybe he just left his car here or something that's yours hashing wow look at you what year is it it's uh 2014 holy [ __ ] look at you sweet car Dam how how good is that goddamn thing handle huh it's 991 [ __ ] love it man it's like they're on Rails love it you have a Tesla right yep I drove a Tesla for a show that Bobby Ray Z's doing it's like it's a it's a like a talk show where you're driving a car like the guy the guest is driving the car so that week was a Tesla I love Teslas holy [ __ ] dude have you ever driven his car he's going for that arm triangle again he's really with hammering him I heard you can download things in Tesla where you can make it sound like a c like a Ferrari engine a porsch engine have you seen that I
haven't done how we they should take it away from you it have you ever driven one a Tesa drive one they're awesome you no I've been driven in his I've driven driv in aubre you know what's the dopest [ __ ] [ __ ] I love are you anti Tesla joke no no I love them no noise making a fake engine noise is dumb super super dumb he can download like download F12 engine he can uh press he can press a button it will he'll he'll say into it like Artic Monkeys and then it'll just start pulling Artic monkey songs and you just you point no you can name any song all like Slacker Radio it's crazy the computer screen in those Teslas are it's like GI it's like a giant [ __ ] it's crazy it's pretty dope does that thing go dark when it gets dark out it does yeah that's good because yeah so the whole screen instead of being a white background it goes black black background yeah I'm a big fan of those T you get a tax I mean you're Rich As [ __ ] finally an electric car you get a tax break for having Tesla look dope right I mean it's the first electric car that looks awesome rich people want it and that new one no the Fisker was the first electric car that looked dope those you can buy one for $50 today I will [ __ ] take it I will take it you know what happened with those fiskers weren they like blowing up the batteries were like C happened when the the when the U storm hit the East Coast they were at the docks in North Carolina and they got flooded and apparently when they're underwater they just explode and then that was the end of the company like 14 of them blew up on the docks and everybody's like all right this is no why is that an issue I'm never going to be under [ __ ] water my f dude it can happen man if you you driving to like uh like some yeah if if you're involved in like rain like you ever drive in Houston in the rain well they'll get some you there's some times where like they get so much water like you're you know up to like 16 Ines your car under for for cheaper FIS it'll blow up dude n I'll take flying through the air like a Popeye cartoon I'm going to buy one when we leave here that's the least of my wor and what was the story with the guy the the makers of Tesla the company didn't they give away like the yeah the Pats so that
other car companies musk is a crazy Elon Musk is no joke he lives Inwood and and it's genius though because because if he does that then there's an industry he needs the industry to survive so he needs the competition because once they follow suit he's like he's the king forever and that's true but it's just not scarcity thinking it's abundant thinking right you know [ __ ] it those people are still going to buy tesas even if someone else Mak that guy's a genius his kids work out at boxen bur and Brentwood and I see those little bastards you best believe I talked well the Tesla home battery best believe I taled trying to get the new ideas from their dad what is the Tesla home battery so it's like a generator but it's all electric goes up through solar and you get like three days of power on this battery in your garage and you can stack them so you could have nine of these batteries on your wall and that's like insane amounts solar power not only that it's it's it's off the grid solar power so like a lot of solar power is still dependent upon the Grid it's which is really [ __ ] stupid meaning you you get solar power but when the grid goes down so does your power which seems to me to be dumb as [ __ ] so they can set it up differently where it doesn't go down if the grid goes down but it's kind of archaic you have a battery room and he solved all that [ __ ] with this wall thing that he's got really and it looks cool it's like so you don't need uh you could they're all sold out you can rely on that for power yeah isn't he's got there's got to be people trying to shut him down no conspiracy time go it happens all the time though right oh [ __ ] Exon will probably go get on that [ __ ] with the Tesla they just let that [ __ ] he's too smart for that [ __ ] it's too late sorry sorry about it is that what yours you know the guy personally no I don't I have you know about him though you know about him he just seems like what was his life like what what is he he's just obsessed with work Batman he's a car engineer by well he's got that he's got that space company he's he's just that's what he wants to do he wants to change the [ __ ] Universe oh really mhm H he's getting Elon Musk R is there a
documentary on him I don't think so Elon Musk there's a bunch of [ __ ] on him though huh he pretty famous I mean that those Teslas are awesome I want one yeah they're pretty cool but you can't drive it to Vegas and if you leave it sitting out like you Aubrey you had a problem with that right like you took off went on vacation came back the [ __ ] was like barely able to get you home yeah but I think some sneaky [ __ ] might have been driving it when I was do really I'm not sure yeah because that was unusual but it's stressful like I drove up to Fort Hood because I was speak oh look at this look at this musasi looking for kamora I think it's weird that you're allowed to grab your shorts to to defend why not you can grab your own but why why not but then you can't grab them but you can't grab somebody else's shorts gra your own but isn't that weird it's a little weird that you can grab cloth I don't there's nothing wrong with that north south I just think short grabbing should be legal all the way around yeah Phil if you're going to make it just to defend a submission should be legal all over it's a weird what's all over what else is there if you grab the shorts trying to take someone down any any of that only he shouldn't grab anybody's clothing that's ridiculous the only reason to have grab other people's clothes like if you have shorts you're going to grab his [ __ ] shorts what if he's wearing speedos you're going to pull pull it to the side yeah I don't give a f pull it to the side yeah what are you going to do with that what I don't understand what you're saying what are you saying try to embarrass the guy look at Czech Congo uh Travis Brown dude look at big Dar Goodridge the Pedro yes remember that one remember big Gary good reached into the Pedro's [ __ ] pants and grabbed his dick I made peanut butter out of nuts Crush he said that he goes I made peanut butter out of his nuts yeah that is some gangster he put his feet inside his balls both feet and it was it wasn't illegal they're like there's no rule for that but he reached in there and grabbed his dick and balls and crushed it and I'm not kidding and somehow another the Pedro stayed alive how he didn't faint wow CA Phil was getting hammered he smash we have no idea look at this he's holding his one
wrist down and punching the [ __ ] out of him damn he's not really neck crank neck crank look at this ouch nope got out of it damn he's working him he's working him he's totally not getting hit ever he's barely getting hit he's all someone on phus did you bet did you guys bet on this what fight are you watching he's he's bet on this the over what'd you bet on I bet on being over a round and a half oh so you won yeah congratulations that's a great bet some bookie that's a great bet we're not even in Vegas told my friend in Vegas of course did you bet on Frankie UAH uh maybe you bet out someone get finished in the third I actually bet under CU they're aubre is so far ahead of the game right now when it comes to bets in the UFC he's so far ahead of the game he's might be like at a strong 80 plus% alltime winning yeah we had a couple we had a couple runs we had some runs we would sit down and have lunch before the fights and I would pick out some [ __ ] gems and uh like we we went like [ __ ] we went like nine for 11 you're the best got ass you [ __ ] there's a couple ones in a row it's like eight out of nine n out of 10 I wish I could if we would have hit that nine out of nine it would have been like bro you you know what's Not a Bad Bet right now and I love Conor McGregor but he's a favorite against Aldo in Vegas is he a favorite against favorite right now in Vegas I'm not mad at that I'm not mad at taking Aldo I want Conor to win I'm a Connor fan but I like money and Aldo's Not a Bad Bet I see you look at me Eddie don't temp me for bad [ __ ] I just can't believe I'm hearing what you're saying why what do you think oh I'm just [ __ ] right Aldo is so goddamn good I can't imagine Conor be a favorite when he's never fought anybody remotely as good I got my money on Conor McGregor minus one oh all those are favorite dude oh it's moving around well well look at it that's what it is yeah well I think that it's a uh it's close almost even money that's a big spread actually minus 120 it's a really good fight th000 bucks I got cauter you got allo oh my goodness what is going on Eddie Bravo became some crazy th000 Gambler once you give him a bank roll he's off races it's like ifah fa wins tonight
Eddie Bravo is going to open up a school in your honor he's going to use all [ __ ] he's going to keep you're going to be paying his mortgage he's going to be he's going to be getting you every month imagine if you just keep chasing bad money and every month you owe Eddie another thousand what the [ __ ] he texted me last and asked if it was okay if he brought a check you were [ __ ] with me right yes we did bring a stack of C stacko Cash stacko Cash damn mousasi looks very good is that your Club money yes it is can you walk into you're single right now right no I'm not if you I got a badass girlfriend [ __ ] leg kick then forget it what were you going to say though I like to have a good time though no if you were single if you were single let's not get it twisted if you weren't committed I would I was going to ask you if uh going to a strip Club was something uh you'd like to do cuz it's just no I hate it oh you hate it I hate it you hate STP clubs yeah I can't stand them okay they make no sense why why I just go it's fantasy land it's fantasy I just go to a bar and I pick up a a club where you walk in and the girls are staring at you you know what I'm saying and you can't look at them cuz you don't want them to [ __ ] ask you for a lab dance it's a Twilight song it's all they do is Honey dick you the whole time money it's the only Club it's all do it bro you go to a regular Club no girl are making eye contact with you I disagree maybe you I'm talking about the normal guy like me when they see a tall [ __ ] UFC fighter like he fights UFC oh my God is that how they do it what's that face what's wrong with their lips UF yeah what's wrong with their lips people have py oh you UFC they got Belle's paly in the club I don't want that oh look at him he's beautiful [ __ ] Brendon normal guys not like you okay I'm saying for me personally strip clubs don't make sense I go to a bar I meet a nice nice girl we have a fun time wa that's a great answer that's a good answer well there's a lot of people that are are normal guys that feel the same way there's a lot of people that just get upset at the whole process yeah I don't want [ __ ] stains on my t-shirt man them rubbing their ass on me and [ __ ] strip clubs need that Fogo to Chow red red green button that's
brilant that's a good point Brant someone needs to do a combination of Fogo to child strip club CU it's exhaust they give you two chips one of them is pink and something else and one of them is green and red so the the pink what would be pink and what would be the brown red red for that too would you like a dance pink means bring it over here you like a dance but I want to discriminate against uh my strong sisters out there that are also stripping so I guess I appreciate the hustle I'm not mad at it I mean black girls so can't be pink well that's why that's why I said brown Brown's probably good too yeah Brown's not bad like brown and red maybe meanwhile musasi is just uh just beating him dominating pH on the ground man dominating him on the ground every time we look over he's on top how could you say that why you guys aren't even watching the fight nah I've been watching enough watching a little of this he just Dom ground and pounch do he have a big following in Iran do they do they have the UFC there musasi yeah um I don't know Iranian I'm sure they're for a while from Holland actually but uh Iranian Heritage ooh hard elbow oh another one good G oh sliced them that slicing elbow is so nasty trouble right goes across you very good passer he gets good he gets a top half easily yeah he's got a strong ground game that Henderson fight was sad to see man sad to see Henderson get rock so easy yeah was like this doesn't even seem like the same guy like Henderson used to be able to just did he just fight he just knocked out Henderson the first round which Sassi did oh Henderson used to be able to take like the most insane amount of punishment mousasi seemed to almost feel bad about that Henderson fight I know it's also Henderson's first fight post trt because he was on the trt when he fought Shogun that was like the last approved trt well now he's fighting Tim Bo for the main event in New Orleans yeah that's kind of crazy five rounds too what was supposed to be the main event in that fight DC Ryan Bader oh that's right yeah and then that became that that's weird that's a weird main event but yeah I'm not jumping out of my seat for it do they ever have backups
for Main Events like if you if they set up Weidman versus Anderson or whatever right would they have a backup 205 that trained a like having a training camp no nothing planned but if they know if if you know a big time 205 has a fight like down the road he training they call him first well rockold said that he was going to prepare for for Belford to pull out yeah that's just rockold I don't think the UFC is telling him wouldn't that be smart wouldn't that be smart you put together a fight and then you designate a backup you have to start like the next guy the next guy in line even you'd have to pay him some sort of percentage otherwise the point you give him some money cuz then if anything happens it avoids disasters dude that's that's tough on a fighter though hey I had an idea tell you give him a fight anyways you give him a fight an easy fight and he's training for that he's on the same card and then if anything happens boom he just jumps to the main event yeah I got an idea tell me if this is valid I was trying to I was thinking last night I'm even going to call Dana and ask him about this um giving guys opportunities to have sponsorships right like everybody's like well Reebok's the only sponsor guys are going to lose money what about this what about guys release like almost daily training footage yeah training footage sponsored by whatever company it is so over a long period of time like you're talking about a bunch of videos say if you're training for a fight you got 6 8 weeks I don't know about you guys but I [ __ ] love watching training footage I I love it I get inspired I I love watching dudes hit the pads I like watching dudes do strength and condition routines I like watching dudes get exhausted I like watch I just I love watching training montages I think training videos are like really good and you don't even need like a narrator really I mean you may maybe like you could have somebody explain what what's going on or have some text at the bottom you know 7:15 a.m. you know Westside barbell you know Matt Brown shows up for work and then they're like all right let's go let's go let's go and have a [ __ ] flip the have that sponsored by whatever company for all 700 guys I don't think you could do it for 700 guys but I think you could do it for a lot of guys and I think you
well you might be able to do it for 700 guys you just people wouldn't watch people aren't going to watch and then what happens to the countdown then what happens to the countdown they're not watching their sponsorship not worth much much anyways countdown show you catching the guy like talking to his kid on [ __ ] they show the countown you know they show his let's show a little bit of it if you have 700 guys though who the [ __ ] you know who's going to watch Neil mag's training I would watch that [ __ ] you and I would cuz we're Avid [ __ ] well the hardcore fans are going to watch it for sure well he gets a sponsor right he's getting sponsors right he wouldn't get sponsors if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the UFC getting some attention I do this already Joe I do like uh when I fought Travis Brown when I fought arosi I asked the UFC I said hey I'm on the countdown they said no said cool got a camera guy got it sponsored by a company who paid me followed me around for four weeks I did my own four series videos you're very smart with that [ __ ] you're very smart with marketing man you're very smart with the T-shirt marketing for fighter in the kid you got great cool t-shirts like I can't tell you how many shows I show up at a dudes have fighter in the kid t-shirts that's awesome super super common especially the the master Kim Ty one one we just I brought you guys tanks I brought the master Kim tanks that dropped this Wednesday gigantic the master Kim one is gigantic yeah as as far as that that the whole rebok and the sponge thing I I can talk about on here let's talk about it can I just talk about it a little bit called you a liar and he said and and I know you're not a liar and it's I you know I love Dana he's he's been my friend for a long [ __ ] time and if it wasn't for him I wouldn't even be working for the UFC if like if the UFC if he quit or the UFC got sold to someone else I would probably stop doing it I really would cuz I wouldn't really want to work in any other kind of environment working for a ridiculous dude like Dana is probably the only way I could ever like be a sports commentator in the first place but I know you're not a liar so when he he did that interview the other day and he called you a liar I was like
this is a very unfortunate Rift between you two that I hate yeah it drives me nuts well the the thing for me I thought about it all last night it's actually been keeping me up um really it has and I I talked to my dad about it whenever I knew this stuff I talked to friends and family and may maybe I'm the ex I'm not lying but it does nothing for me to prove this and and do all this stuff cuz first thing first I'm team UFC man I wouldn't have this platform I wouldn't have this fame or I wouldn't be able to make money that I'm doing now if it wasn't for Dana White in the UFC so I'm not anti- UFC in the least bit so I was talking to my dad and it was It was kind of bothering me and my dad goes you don't know the the grand scheme of everything maybe it helps out other Fighters maybe you're the exception where you made great money and other Fighters weren't and knowing me he knows damn well I'd co-sign on this if because I don't know the overall plan of this rebok deal so if it helps the majority of Fighters I'm on board man like I said I'm team UFC if it legitimizes the UFC with all the other major sports programs I'm in man I'm in you were just stating a fact though about your sponsorships and that's where it weird because he said you were a liar about your sponsors but but then but I I talked to Dan so I don't know when that interview was I I talked to Dan and he called me went over the sponsors and those sponsors that he read on the show that that's from a that's from a banner those aren't sponsors those are gyms that I train at those aren't even sponsors and one sponsor that he said I just think he was misinformed someone misinformed him I've never heard that that's not my sponsor that's not even sponsor I work with I've never heard of it why you have all the list you mean you gave it to me you gave me a list of all your sponsors and what you actually got paid yeah you have it I have I have proof I have tax returns it's not about that it's not about me that thing you sent me was that a tax return the official breakdown yeah yeah well that's that's it that settles the argument why don't you just release that because I don't want to it's it's not about that I don't want to get into this pissing contest with Dana too late you think too
late I disagree you're in a pissing contest nah he pissed on you well I saw him on that lburg show he basically pulled his dick out peed all over you I I agree but my so so what am I going to do go go to go to war with Dana over this like I said no you don't have to don't do anything I'm not the I I don't want to be the Tito or teas of this rebok you know what I'm saying I I [ __ ] love the UFC man I love working for the UFC there's a bigger picture here be I might be the exception I feel like [ __ ] Adam Sandler and Billy Madison when he's in class he's all chlorophyll more like borill and thinks it's funny and no one says [ __ ] well I was the guy who went Bor Phil and every other UFC F said uh we like this deal and I was like oh [ __ ] all right well that's not true though a lot of people don't like this deal this is this is a deal that a lot of people criticize that's fine and you can't criticize but listen the UFC is no different than than a Microsoft or an apple there's going to you got to crack some eggs to make an omelet so there's going to be some guys upset but in the grand scheme of things it might be better for the overall concept of all the UFC fighters I don't know maybe I'm the exception you know what I'm saying but it doesn't do me any good to release all this stuff and say Dana's wrong that's not what I'm about I'm about being part of something bigger than just myself if that makes sense okay yeah I mean look it's up totally up to you I mean you do what you got to do and I don't have to do anything if somebody called me a liar I would release their papers if I knew that I had everything on paper that would show that I wasn't a liar like it doesn't make sense to call you a liar it it makes sense to ask you what you were getting paid and then well can you send me that that's like a rational conversation but it gets irrational when someone calls you a liar when you know you're not a liar and you do have the tax returns that seems to me like the rational response to that is just show and then maybe you guys could have like okay I was wrong you know okay I I didn't know that people were making that much money CU I don't know if he actually knew how much money guys like you who are very clever with your marketing and really good at promoting
yourself how much they were making I mean you didn't obviously didn't talk to you about it how could no one talk to me but what you mean about the banners you said talking about and Dana doesn't owe me anything that's thing Dana doesn't ow doesn't have to do [ __ ] right he's the captain of the ship I'm just you know I'm just watching this thing man I'm just a guy that works on the ship so for Dana being the captain he doesn't owe anything but if anyone just told me said listen Brendan it's not about you it's better for the UFC cool cool man I'm in a fortunate position where listen man I don't ever have to fight again I've won I've won the game I'm not here to fight this fight I've won the game man I don't ever have to fight again do I want to yeah I do do I have to nah man I don't have to do [ __ ] I have a successful podcast I have a successful merchandise business I surround myself with very successful people are way smar money like Joe Rogan Brian Callen you know what I'm saying Brian K's not smarter than you tell you right now dude he definitely is you know what I'm saying so so so for me I dude I'm not getting this pissing contest if it's good for the UFC it's good for Brandon shot okay cool boy that's not the answer I wanted to hear damn I know people want me to throw grenades man that's not my fight I know it's not my fight I know I'm just kidding you know how it goes brother I would I look I was the one who wanted to get you guys together and just like I love both of you I wanted to get you guys together and just stop all this [ __ ] dick waving [ __ ] I I I would love that man I I'd love to sit down with them yeah maybe we could do it yeah meanwhile we got the [ __ ] Main Event coming up here take this part two we're running out of time on this three- Hour podcast are we really yeah I just got to reset everything so we don't okay let's reset it now we'll be right back folks we're going to reset this for the main event