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Companion podcast if you never heard one of these podcasts before don't expect us to even pay attention to the fights sometimes we do and sometimes we don't you think oh great Joe's gonna do commentary no Brendan's not doing commentary C's not doing commentary I will do commentary because I know nothing about the fights so he'll pretend that he uh is giving strategy advice that wouldn't really work exactly but uh what we do is we watch the fights and uh you can sync it up um right now it's the first fight who is this this is hine and boy try saying this name is that Hine Nick Hine versus Lucas sji yeah sji there he is there's Lucas sji who's my favorite fighter who ends in a ski there he is um this is the first fight on the main card who's that guy there the guy on the left fabulous Viking character with tattooed thumbs it's a great look he's not tall tattooed thumb he's got tattooed thumbs he's built built a little like me running out there is Lucas and uh so like I said we we might talk about this fights or it might be diarrhea talk maybe sex drugs and podcast that your new shirt yeah yeah nice fighter in the kid killing it thank you to Brenan sh our designer our chief designer fighter inth kid.com I go like this he asked me I my opinion I go I don't know maybe and he goes oh I'm not asking your opinion just showing them to you and I just I don't hear back from him I'm like I I have an opinion I said I said you have the fashion sense of an Frank literally I was dead serious that's very interesting Holocaust uh reference I was I was very surprised that you she can't see what she's wearing very similar to you well no no now now you're you're confusing Anne Frank with Helen Keller that's right unforunately I said why did you have ear why I have to we do it so well ah [ __ ] and frag would be great if you were wearing camo in an attic right and exactly and Frank that's you had I knew I knew you were thinking of you knew what I meant though and I should have just kept my mouth shut but the problem is an Frank though you it would work with an Frank because she probably wore just one like dowy dress because she had to live in an
attic for a year damn hind is ripped no he's a big kid kid's in good shape yes he is hea in his Corner yeah he's a tiger Muay Tha guy he was also he was also a a policeman tiger mu Thai apparently is just a [ __ ] banging JY over in puket Thailand they just have an amazing Camp there there's a two couple camps down now AKA has a big campe swix down there right Mike Hulk yeah I I wonder why Mike swick decided to move his Camp to Thailand oh [ __ ] Tony I didn't know this what a surprise man what's going on good to see you a nice surprise Tony why don't you lock Us in since you you're the last one in so no one doesn't no one comes in here looking for yeah I think for swick it was a business decision right like he was going to open a gym and I mean he has a family I don't know why the [ __ ] he decided to go to Thailand I forgot he had a family I thought he was like whing out on the girls and gyms that sounds fun P pette I hear amazing things about be amazing and when I when I shot a little movie called Hangover 2 uh all the stunt guys and most of the just tough guys around were all professional or aspiring professional Muay Thai guys who spoke I think a little bit about training in puket yeah that area um like I said it's got that two those two gyms and it's supposed to be like a really cool tourist area too supposed be beautiful y spelled p h e t which would be [ __ ] it Tony mother lightting [ __ ] is on fire last night at the comedy store then shows up for the fight companion cuz he's in love with Yanna jerk dick how do you say it I'd say jerk a dick I took some heat for that oh yeah jerk dick from the boss fans no fans I thought about correting when you did it on the barely have a boss right now by the way get used to that it's a great feeling oh boy don't say but if you say jerk a dick in front of Tony he might get upset I get a little offended I this I wish we could uh I wish we could respect Johanna I do she's the best you should know how to say her [ __ ] name before you tell people to respect her Yen Yana not Johanna Yanna and how do you say her last name Yen Yen y I like that Yana y she the way she has it there's like a little bit of an oo in there y j i just call her J friends call her JJ have you ever forgot
they call her JJ no I made that up oh you should though that's good oh you talking about JJ the champ JJ GSP GS it's not even tough to say George St Pierre and everybody was saying GSP it's too long when have you ever uh when you calling fights do you ever guys guys seriously guys okay first fight is about to start if you're going to sync this up I'll let you know right when they touch gloves now they touch gloves yeah so the clock right now the moment they show the clock we'll let you guys know so you could sync it up okay there we call this SAR we call this feeling the guy out with 448 meas 447 446 445 okay so there you go now you synced up um because the internet runs about 10 seconds at least behind depending on where you are the Ustream feed will run about 10 seconds behind great can on that guy can you tell he trains in Thailand Lucas is going after it yeah you can't help it he's got a the kind of skin that smolders isn't it interesting that like tan like that is actually good for your body and your endurance and the way your um your body makes Muscle really yeah it's anabolic you know vitamin D and your production of Vitamin D it aids in the anabolic process that's why a lot of Fighters get Tans I do Steve Maxwell told me that yeah but you were a sexy [ __ ] I would get tan cuz I'm vain thanks man but oh I'd get tan cuz I'm very Vain and you don't mind wrinkles no me no on the face you like that [ __ ] leathered old look well I I I do dye my beard my sister looked at me the other day and she goes ooh your face looks like it needs lots of water I like your sister's mean she's hilarious but mean she's very smart yes she is yes you guys are get along very well we did we got along great at your daughter's party yes I clung to your sister my sister is one of those she's pretty amazing that way she's very smart mhm got a smart and not sentimental either good yeah she doesn't I said you get hormonal when you uh your period she goes no and that annoys me I remember when she was younger I was like whoa she's not a very doesn't have a lot of girl energy I bet your sister got along with Patty great mhm I knew it m get together call everybody [ __ ] yep Jesus that's too intense man it's too intense I hate is not I don't like when girls talk like that man those girls are
scary yeah my sister's not sental [ __ ] [ __ ] it's like whoa whoa she's not romantic or any of that Stu easy [ __ ] simmer down [ __ ] someone's going to make you swallow your teeth yeah my my sister my sister used to my sister used to have an eye for weakness like if she saw a guy with a what she called a weak chin or if somebody was sleeping with their mouth open God help you she'd be like we'd be on a plane we'd be on a plane she' go look at that guy with his mouth open what a weakling she said so weird I was like come on man he's just sleeping his Jaws hanging open she's like that's annoying that's your dad's Barbarian jeans yes she's all my I call her I the joke is I look at her I go daddy oh I mean Kathleen they look alike that's not good no she's got she's got bigger bones she was the Husky one I was the frail kid had your sister's jeans dude I would get cold really EAS League I had no I I was so skinny and my sister was like what are you cold for you baby she has a full set of hair on her too yeah she does well chicks don't usually go bald to often right brenon I if you know that she's not suffering from male pattern balds well we're talking about her like she's a [ __ ] warlock I'm just saying she has a nice set of hair on her she also has a little dick she does have Tiny Dick tiny [ __ ] balls that was a nice that was a nice transition there by hind recognizing that that knee is coming kind of telegraphed that knee now right at the back but give up the position small small small arms his short arms and legs problem give up the position he's very muscular he that's a rare look these days know as guys sure get your hands off the in the lighter and lighter weight classes guys are becoming less and less muscular really yeah yeah well because we got ciri and Siver on the C tonight two guys that were real for their weight class it's just super rare wait till this drug testing kicks in everyone's going to look like Gumby and [ __ ] you're not joking two Kermit the Frog not joking it is uh it's very very weird what what's going on here because uh the UFC has deciding to do it on their own they're deciding to clean up the sport on their own but it's an inherently dirty sport but they're not part of it right they're handing it off UFC they can't tell them
who to test they're just saying all right you guys do it strict as [ __ ] we're going to stay out of it they're tell they're telling the commission to do that no there's not a commission they're bringing in W they bring in the people that busted Bal the strictest drug testing in the world and they're going to have it year round right Rand they're going to do it randomly all year round they five five random tests a year they show up at your house 3:00 in the morning Brian get up godamn you ain't no yeah the problem with that ising me through security son hash Rich they're getting so noxious I love it so obnoxious I'm rich [ __ ] they're getting guys that are um you know like in the middle of your sleep cycle you're [ __ ] up their whole day you could [ __ ] up a couple days of training they could take a shot and maybe they wouldn't have taken if you had done that you know I mean they might be slower in the gym because of that that's you're going to get a piss I'm going to piss on your face you wake me at 3: in the morning yeah this should be a but they don't want to make it so that you could cycle it you know you can get apparently Alex Rodriguez by the way this scientific analysis is brought to you by Joey Diaz who told me out there so take it with a grain of dog they got these [ __ ] gummy bears Alex Rodriguez was taking gummy bears he would take them and they would test by the time he knew exactly when to take these [ __ ] things so that when they were going to test him it would be out of his system no right a [ __ ] gummy bear he's right they he would do it during the game and by the end of the game is if they test him is out of system how is that possible I have no idea I wish I had the [ __ ] scientist but is that still possible cuz someone get those to VOR like yesterday yeah right was that the weirdest transition of bodies vtor between Luke rockold and vtor fighting widman it's like what the [ __ ] happened or or over that time no but over still looks like a stud like over is smaller than he used to be but he still looks like a stud looks deflated I agree he looks de like yeah he looks someone stole his meat but overing when he fought Brock Lesnar I was like holy [ __ ] you need to beat Brock's ass shut that [ __ ] up whoa what
the hell yeah it's called guys professional you beat Brock's ass and then just walk on over to the [ __ ] uh Orleans casino and win the Mr Olympia like he could do both he was [ __ ] jacked I watched that I was like oh [ __ ] I need to find a different career or a different doctor different doctor what what what can I ask you guys uh I watched the Kimbo Slice uh Frank sham I mean Ken Shamrock fight and Ken had him Ken Ken had him completely stretched out with a that fight looked fake as [ __ ] that's what I was going to think literally that's what I thought there's a couple things I don't like about that fight I don't like that clinch that long clinch that they had where they were mouth to ear they were mouth to each other's ears for a long no one was really striking like if you're K you're a wrestler I'm popping those elbows and [ __ ] taking you down how about the fact that when stretched out when Ken did take him down he never hit him once how about that he never hit him he had him down he had him flattened out he had his back and he's not crashing him he's not blasting him with punches he's got him flattened out and he's not hitting him that doesn't make any sense he also had a full he had a full hand full choke I know but he's also 51 that's true and a fighter 51 that's true you you 100% correct and I was I I like I watched everyone right I watch all the Bellator I watch all the UFC I watch everything so the Bellator when when the entrances I was like this is so dope it was kind of like the pride and all that then I was on board you had I was on you had you had big brown on board but then when Ken sh walked out I was like what the [ __ ] how about the girl who was singing what was that about I don't know see I'm down with that though I'm down with I would love for Brian to sing for me when I walk up he's a man he's really tall and brown I'm not a good singer not like that tall and brown he's got great hair and a part inspired by the great that would crush so hard big brown I'm more with this big brown here big brown big brown yeah I want to do totally get an opponent's head by the way when he's laughing at your entrance he's going to punch this guy in his big face and take him down be careful of his gay no I don't want a Westside Story thing going in be taking
serious his Jiu-Jitsu is second to none he's really handsome that doesn't even he can turn on a nun wow dud don't ever play with me you didn't even try no no I didn't but Shamrock came out I think his whole family was behind him he had a guy what's up with the girl with the daughter or son and kids behind him yeah he had a girl that was with him was his granddaughter or something I don't know that that had his daughter maybe that had a kid was on board till that I was on board till that it was very WWF the entrances it was to me it looked the whole thing the entrance looked so suspect cuz he was shaking everybody's hand it didn't look like he was about to go to a fight was he was about to go put on a performance he didn't look nervous and if you watch Kimbo fight when he was in the UFC he fighting like miton or Houston Alexander that motherfucker's taking it serious now when he fought Ken Shamrock he's talking to him in the ring before the entrance yeah no no no the baddest [ __ ] on Earth really don't talk like that but they might have told them that this is the way to generate interest in this fight to Hype it up all the fake Bad Blood like and then the other thing that got me was the way um Kimbo stopped Shamrock that was real as [ __ ] I mean he definitely I age so maybe they made an agreement and Kimbo said I'm going to punch this [ __ ] anyway yeah he's like [ __ ] I'm going to blast this dude um but but he did have him completely stretched out with what looked like a full rear naked choke am I wrong about that he sort of but he never went behind the head like he he choked him but he had it like on top of the head in some sort of a weird weird man Kimbo was able to just keep grabbing that cuz it's hard to choke gu with one arm unless you're I mean you got to be a real [ __ ] a monster but Kim just kept grabbing the one arm which is the right move to do but I don't know man I it was was disturbing to me how easy Kimbo shook K off his back like there's a lot of [ __ ] that I didn't like about it other than that it was dope and did you see their next card they're doing a doubl they're doing glory and [ __ ] calling it DN I love it yeah I'm on board your boy Shilling fighting daily on that I don't know if he's fighting daily but they're
both fighting on the car I thought he was fighting daily if he's fighting daily Daily's in [ __ ] trouble super trouble he's in trouble Joe Shilling is a tall [ __ ] who can crack and he's been in there with the best kickboxers in the world Dy yeah dy's really good kickboxing for MMA but then again dy's got that [ __ ] ridiculous nuclear left left yeah but if you don't think Joe shillin SE better striking come on he has he knocked out manh yeah come on yeah he knocked out man man man so scary to me the way he kicks oh can't imagine M though when he koed him yeah yeah I watching those those kickboxing fights where it's just kickboxing with manhoff is so he's so devastating for a while there he used to be yeah Shilling knocked out [ __ ] Simon Marcus with one punch after they had gone to war for four rounds yeah and that was the first guy to ever beat Marcus Marcus was undefeated like 39 and0 cuz it went to a draw right and then they mhm they had to go to the next round and the reason why it went to a draw Simon had dropped him Simon had dropped Joe Schilling but then Joe Schilling had come back and and won some like it was you know the way they do it at glory was the old uh K1 way where if they go three rounds and then if it's a draw they go to the fourth and final round tiebreaker that's a [ __ ] that'll [ __ ] your mind up well how about the fact that he had to fight two more times after that the same night what yes he had him fight [ __ ] Wayne Barrett who's a bad [ __ ] he had to fight him after that and then he had to fight Aram Lev in the [ __ ] this is all this is all just striking right y kickboxing danger that was a pretty pretty good payday I'm sure but he was just talking about how sorry he was like for days he had to sleep he had to sleep in an easy chair every time he'd get up he'd be like oh his arms wouldn't B fued up get hit and blocking oh my God three fights in one day that's way that's crazy he fought 10 Rounds 10 Rounds against three different opponents I did four sets the other night I thought that was hard can I be honest with you you're looking you're looking a little more vascular and I appreciate it lifting weights see that right there I got the kid lifting straw weight death squad straw weight start you started
death squ straw weight when we were in uh Canada the kid saw us with our shirts off and decided to start lifting that's right yeah Brian switch shirts actually it was to rep you yeah cuz yeah was your inspiration oh nice so all three of you played a part in it nice man you started working out yeah I had to yeah I saw the kid with his [ __ ] sh saw that it made me like really sad Ro's pretty jacked Rogan's very Thick's a lot thick I is myself I like I need shoulder surgery I have a torn lab I hope I don't need a [ __ ] man yeah it clicks and it makes more you know the problem is it's been bugging me for a year and for a year I've just been pushing through it because you're an extremist I'm so moderate I always stop Joe definitely not no I called Brian the other night I'm like where you at man he's like emergency room bro I I got a sore throat right now I'm like what the emergency room I'm not making this up I swear to God he's like I'm in the emergency room man it could it could you know you see a white spot that could be cancer like white spot again no I had I had a on my dingleberry I it was a white spot and I was like oh that's spot a new one no it was the same one and I go that's Cancer and a guy looks at my thing and he goes and he goes this is I was I was so convinced and he goes huh I go what he goes he was like that's wild I go what is it he goes yeah it's probably where were you I said I was in Costa Rica he goes oh I used to work in a clinic down there he probably has something from there probably just a self-limiting virus I by the way gone the next day I think it was food on my tonsil on my thing it's embarrassing man he probably ate a chocolate doughnut with like powdered sugar on or some [ __ ] I'm a hypochondriac powdered sugar got in a little thing GU mean oh I pokes I [ __ ] hate them Jesus Christ Meanwhile your sister has spots all over her [ __ ] tongue and doesn't do [ __ ] about bch doesn't give a [ __ ] she a [ __ ] care she grass laugh at me grass chews up some grass she got green mouth she got green mouth syndrome foamy green bubbles in the corner of her mouth you are you chewing that cut again shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] look at you with your mouth open
you don't have four stomachs stop chewing cut it takes a special type of Dude to be with a girl like that yeah I'm not one of those guys I am I tried it I am not that guy I've tried it too I like women who are women me too like women who want to argue with you and they get [ __ ] gangster with you that's not interesting to me that's like when I when I tried I had a little affair with a girl in the National Canadian water polo team who was so hot but her back was thicker than mine and her hands her Knuckles when we'd hold hands I was like well your hands are a little just a smidge bigger than mine and I have a big problem with that see that's what I love about my girlfriend Yanna is that she doesn't start any drama or talk [ __ ] but she she knows herish she uses it all up giving chicks concussions yeah she's exhausted by the time she gets to you she's very she's very [ __ ] I want to see you guys believe me if you guys [ __ ] you wouldn't have much say in it yeah Tony you lick [ __ ] nowon lick [ __ ] no come on I don't care if you're [ __ ] tired come on she wouldn't be able to handle me you're tired you want to go to sleep you know why they call him the golden pony it's it's he surprising he has a surprising dick it's good his dick is surpris skinny skinny but like me but he's surprising it's more of the ivory Pony Ivory Pony I give it to her good guys I'm serious she'd have to put her she'd have to put her hair up in cornrow just to deal with I'd give it to her Good Guys by the time you're done her hair we know you I was setting up for my corn I would [ __ ] give it to her man that's how you know a guy's not land he's not laying the proper place I was setting up for my cornrow do good man guys you know how I do it guys like looking for everybody to confirm come on guys you know come on you know how I would I would [ __ ] her Good Fellas by the time I was done with her she'd need a nap we haven't talked about this fight once yeah this guy sge is actually getting the better of him right now he's he's uh there it is he's heting is slick he he's very aware of what's going on like when when the other guy is throwing shots and kicks he's he's aware
of like where the angles are coming from he's capitalized a couple times on that he's cardio is good he hasn't stopped moving man he is not tired roog is Roger wer is a good [ __ ] trainer man he's apparently going to fight again not in the UFC no he's fighting one oh no yeah he fought in one FC he lost his last fight right fued up yeah he fought 170 too and Roger not not even big for 15 look at that catch and angles look at that dude you remember Roger Roger when he was in the UFC and he was like the poster boy the first one everyone thinks Ronda was the first one the on the cover Sports Illustrated actually Roger W though uh I'm afraid this my man over here is walking toward him just straight toward him remember because I think he beat uh I forget who he beat in that one beat a lot of guys but he was front kicking the guy and it was the front cover of Sports Illustrated but then he got too like bigheaded and he was like I want to get paid whatever some crazy up it's not just that he want to get paid he started complaining about [ __ ] publicly I started complaining about the media duties and not getting paid for media duties and it was like what that [ __ ] disappeared he made a said do what that's cool check this out shelf you for a nice young two years and here's the worst matchup possible here's grey mayard see you [ __ ] went to Thailand last time I saw him fighting he was in a street fight in Texas yeah that was amazing though the dude hit a girl the dude hit a girl in a parking lot what yeah and Roger W the big ass dude and Roger W the k owed this dude in front of a crow football player big football player he sucker punches this girl I don't know what happened but this guy stepped up and sucker punch his girl and Roger got in his face and he goes I'll knock you out too [ __ ] Roger takes his shirt off and just tees off on this guy it's like a goddamn action movie the camera pans to the guy pans to Roger moving towards the guy next thing you know there's like a scramble people in front of him the dude's laid out and Roger Soccer kicking him in the head big ass dude wow big ass dud did he get in trouble for it no he got love from the whole world fantastic how could he get trouble for that guy's a
[ __ ] good he's a very good dude great guy really good guy he just had the wrong people in his ear he's he's he came in he was in Denver for a while I remember training with us and he was always just a [ __ ] just with brawl man his boy won yeah well he's he's taken a lot of punishment in his career man he tried being an actor for a grip yeah well that was the thing he was dating that Laura preon Chick yeah from that 7 show yeah and uh I think she probably got in his head as well she was like the first celebrity I saw I thought Roger was so cool is that Tom Hardy I was like oh [ __ ] is that Hardy Dan Hardy damn Jesus Christ [ __ ] man no guys he looks like Tom Hardy though cuz Tom is also playing a character like this so there's Roger look at that handsome bastard look at yeah he's a [ __ ] ladies man I've ever seen one yeah kids a stud yeah he tried doing the whole acting thing and fighting they get you man they get you Dan Hardy gave that dude the mic can't do that that's frowned upon Dan Hardy's gonna be slapped when he what do this speech this gu he can't do this he's about to start a revolution of some kind [ __ ] I'm on board that sounds like Hitler and M comp the the thing with his hand this is intense this some fight this some fight what is this guy saying this some Fight Pass [ __ ] man grab the B yeah take that mic Dan Hardy Show control who owns the thought Dan hard just giving in that mic strange I mean that's a big no no right Joe can't do that um you can in very rare occasions I you know I've guys that I trust you know it's fundamentally like really hard to share a mic with anyone ever you know when it's your role when you're in control but it's a different situation because when I'm doing interviews like you never I very I'm I have no personality when I'm doing interviews my personality my or my interviews are all about trying to get the most out of the fighter I just try to ask them a question and give them the opportunity to express themselves but you very I don't interject very much most of what I do I I'll give them a little enthusiasm tell them how exciting it was and how awesome it was but my goal 100% while I'm doing interviews is
to try to get that guy to express himself so why when I've uh when I've tried to give people advice about you know I've had a lot of guys ask me like what do you do how do I give interviews that's my scariest part a lot a lot of guys are real nervous about interviews because it's live you don't know exactly to say and you kind of AD living it in the moment I'm like the most important thing is it's not you it's not about you it's all about trying to get the most out of that guy this is his moment what he was thinking how it feels to be a champion all that stuff is it surprising um give us your thoughts I want to know how a guy feels after cuz sometimes a guy will say you know what man from the second round my hand was broken and uh you know I I tried to you don't know you have to you have to ask like how do you feel like what happened what was it like was anything surprising you know but you can't give him the mic don't give me the mic I'm like oh God tfatk.com podcast everyone was your were you um um surprised that the uh Cain Velasquez uh no I was and I wasn't I I wasn't surprised when I thought about it afterwards while it was happening I was like waa this is crazy but you can't just go up to 7,500 ft above sea level and expect to keep your cardio especially when you hav't fought in two [ __ ] years man you just haven't fought I I see I I I think that's a a good point you can't do that however you don't become a multi-time world champ and not know that that's an issue I I think his issues are Way Beyond that I think he realized that I think they could have fought in [ __ ] La at sea level and he would have looked like that really yeah I think I think altitude's a bad example you don't get to his level without assuming that I think it's a cop out I got to be honest wow that's interesting so what do you think is going on you think Fabricio verdom just got that much better or you think Kane is spping I think verom got that much better and I think Kane has had damn near two years off and he's taking a lot of punishment man and point and with these injuries it's not like you know how it goes man when you have some injury you can still work on stuff and continue to get better two years off of
with surgeries and Rehab two years in MMA UFC the game's changing fast as [ __ ] man like even now I you know I haven't fought since December if I fought uh at then this next December with year off the game's changed little alone two years and then you're fighting a [ __ ] in verom who's been active as [ __ ] and getting better and better and better and he's tall and he's got a Long Reach and you don't want to take him down enjoy that exactly so what you going do Happ he took him down he got strangled I mean that's what it was which is actually better for him you know he was getting [ __ ] up on his feet he was about to get knocked out on his feet verom he was wobbling all over the place I would imagine if you were getting ready for verdom in your C Velasquez your coach says never shoot a double leg only a single leg no his coach was Javier Vasquez for first of all or Javier Mendes rather who first of all is a fantastic striking coach doesn't have a background in grappling he's not a black belt jiujitsu he's not some world class Grappler I don't think he's ever rolled with a guy like fabriccio verom if you never rolled with a guy who has a [ __ ] nasty guard like verom does you don't know you can't take that guy down right you you C you can but there has to be you have to bring in a guy like bueser to get you ready for verom shoot single leg on him cuz they're going to do different stuff to get a hold of your neck like you shoot a single leg on a high level guy Jiu-Jitsu guy he's going to get hold of your neck but you can pass and still take him so better to shoot yes well he left his head on the outside that was the problem on the inside the head has to be pinned to the chest if you shoot a double on a guy like guy like Fabrizio but fabricio's guard is so [ __ ] good unless you bring in a Vinnie magal or someone who's got like a commensurate guard good luck be being able to defend against that that double leg was desperation you can see him exhausted have you ever seen Shane Kane shoot such a shitty double leg he was just exhausted and then first of all his technique was [ __ ] right you see him over his hips he leans he he like leans over I me to this [ __ ] promo turn this volume up Jamie best promo ever this is this is amazing
[ __ ] promo I'm so [ __ ] pumped for this think me and Eddie got a on SE hold on hold on do you guys bet a gr who'd you bet on I got really oo I'm rooting for Conor though I love that guy look at look how he walks even he's so cool he's such a cocky [ __ ] I love it this is such a great commercial this commercial by the way cost a million dollars look at those eyes what a great [ __ ] commercial God damn July 11th hurry up and get here please I tell you what wasn't cheap is using that Jay-Z song that probably cost him 900 Grand then 100 Grand to film that [ __ ] I'll do that [ __ ] for $20 right now yeah Brian could have sang the song for that promo that would have been great all I oh that's right Mach and Romero fight are you around for that you in town I'm in San Francisco at the punch line no no no that's not next weekend K June 27th yeah June 27th this is junee 27th next weekend is the 27th me and big brown will be in you're there too yeah I'm there too what are you doing business H what are you doing business what kind of business I don't know for the podcast sponsor kind bus some sponsor stuff meetting with spons rearrange that hey bro I'm doing stand up he wants to come see my work set on that jokes I I could go up and do your set do you have a new set now that you're now that you've recorded your special writing a bunch of new stuff now let me ask you this about your special which by the way was was [ __ ] so much fun to be at the only time I've ever opened up for a guy this the only time I've ever warmed up a crowd in like I don't know 15 [ __ ] years I haven't gone on first on a show in 15 years Dam it was weird it's weird to just go up like that like you do it all the time Tony you know like it's there's a a talent to getting the crowd going like getting into it it was fun yeah you did a great job but that room is [ __ ] amazing for a special when I was backstage watching on the monitor I was like this is perfect this is the perfect room I loved it and I love the I love the stage I love the feel on the floor I feel so grounded did they ask you to do do you do you have more than one camera
like how many cameras six ceras six cameras see I was thinking like the one camera that they have when you work there you know how you work there they make a film of every show and the one camera that they have when you work there is perfect it's like that one like I've been watching specials lately and one one of the things that I've been coming to this conclusion is like you need one view of the show like head on the way you kind of watch show do you think 20 cameras Overkill six cameras well he had a guy with him that does hair who had a holster that guy was dead serious for sure relax I was giving him I was just giving him a credit you know he's a good guy whatever giving them credit for all those people were in the way they were in the way of thinking they're in the way relaxation if it wasn't for Brandon and I you probably wouldn't have been loose cuz we were back there busting those guys' balls that's right that guy had on a a Bentley belt yes little too much he had a ble belt and a a red Kango backwards of course and a holster he he looked right in the eyes was like don't [ __ ] this up so you went out how long you he grabb me by the ears what did I do like 20 15 20 minutes no you you actually you did about 28 20 28 but it was great awesome they loved it hell yeah it was very appropriate and it was great the thing we talked about they were so ready too smart move to have a uh such a you know a way over qualified opener for a I mean it's hilarious Joan opening for me I had Joey Diaz do mine at the Ice House Jesus that's how to do it man that's how you do it was Bloody Murder see the thing was is I go he I I go Joey I can only have you do 15 because if you do if you do 21 minutes or longer there's no way they're going to have be able to listen to me for an hour yeah you have to be careful with that like you don't want to [ __ ] like you know burn them out yeah yeah burn people like are you going to have Kevin Hart open for you Joe I've had three guys open for me before when I was filming a special [ __ ] is it too much yeah it was too much I Joey Duncan oh no was it Joey Ari Joey Ari I think it was Joey Ari and uh redband did a set too [ __ ] wow yeah it was ridiculous two people one person yeah I didn't go on stage till hour into
the show plus too much huh for your special yeah wow in Atlanta but that with you it's like you know Brian you were worried cuz you sweating so much you shut up the second show they turned their heat off the air off don't worry about it just do a show like you're in a club if you in a club you wouldn't care right if you were just if it was a set on the weekend it would even cross your mind if it would cross your mind there'd be something wrong with you no I was just thinking about not being a use the second T cuz the sweat was different on my shirt and by the way don't wear a shirt like that don't wear a light blue shirt as soon as I walked in I was like God damn it I know I always knew to wear a black shirt the best was in between shows they're like Brian we have to fix the hair on the back of your head I'm like no you don't you don't have to fix his hair like the back of his neck like the back of his neck is popping up I'm like no one is going to watch this [ __ ] special and go I thought he was funny until I saw an errant hair back his hair his sweating just isn't funny the back of his neck is just the hair he unemp he's so wet I just didn't like it all I'm going to call I'm going to call it wet get get a look at this guy Steve Kennedy cuz that's where every UFC fighters body is going to look like after drug testing becomes 100% implemented they're all going to look like Steve K I just show up I look like Roy Nelson now God damn what do you want me to do yo dude fighter onthe kid.com shut the [ __ ] up is marijuana considered a uh no you're good it's it's only the week of the fight yes oh really yeah only the week of the fight so you can get caught smoking weed and you they're not going to test you for weed unless it's the week of the fight I got wow but this is the question I have so you know how they say they're going to test you five times throughout the year so if I fight three am I getting tested eight or does that count as part as the five that's a good question that's a very good question I think they said five randoms throughout the year so does it not count I doubt they can afford eight like that's a lot of you know I mean couple things bum me out one of the things bums me out is that this is going to cost a fuckload of money to go after
you know all these different guys for using performance enhancing drugs the fighters that money I'm Sor exactly that's what I was going to say I was going to say that sorry yeah it needs to be said man needs to be said can you imagine if they started drug testing and standup comedy what would happen they would make sure that you were on weed they'd make sure you do on weed you get suspended if you're using cocaine and marijuana IM suspension bro you they suspended you if you smoked pot because it made you too funny it's definitely a performan enhancing drug when it comes to Comedy I Rite all my best [ __ ] on weed mhm by the way I got these new vape pens God damn they the bomb diggity really who makes them I'm a big fan of vape pens these days I don't know who makes them I don't read that sh might have to start smoking read that [ __ ] you just open them up just open them up why don't you make your own [ __ ] other people's you want to get in that business that business is sneaky like you got to be real careful because it's federally illegal and when you make a [ __ ] ton of money and going come they take it all away and if you're like me and you like to talk a lot of [ __ ] some things can get ugly yeah I'm getting there my man people can get upset at you and they can find the fact I'll make an example of you and all that yeah it's one thing if you like to smoke a little weed personally no big deal but if you're selling it and making and you don't need to yeah you don't need to get in that business it's also like a level of wealth that I'm not sure you really want to get to I'm not sure sure you want to get to a level of wealth where everyone knows you're worth a billion dollars and you have to drive around with [ __ ] guards everywhere Jesus like whenever I look at Lorenzo fatita and he has these [ __ ] former seals around him all the time with earpieces in does he [ __ ] you got wor about getting kidnapped and [ __ ] taking Rants and being a sex slave the the dudes that [ __ ] guard Lorenzo fatita are legit as [ __ ] really yeah you look in their eyes and like these are dudes that will kill you with a pencil 100% you know there's you know there's a service you know there's a service whether if you're going to do like uh I don't know some like climb Mount Everest
or do some crazy [ __ ] kayak trip or go to Brazil you can you pay a monthly fee and they will pick you up and rescue wherever you're at in the world there's only a certain like they won't go to Syria and they won't go to like Afghanistan but other than that anywhere in the world you're covered it's only like $175 a month or some [ __ ] worth yeah what it's got to be way more than that no no no it's not it's only more than that if you're doing some like crazy [ __ ] and you tell them ahead of time but it's a membership so what do you have to do wear F RFID chip and no check it you have to have one of those satellite phones like those big ass satellite phones which a small price to pay they're pretty small now we used one when we were in Montana hunting they're shrinking when are we doing another hunting trip let's schedule it what do you want to kill what do you want to let me shoot some [ __ ] man [ __ ] yeah you want to get in yeah okay you know what we should do i k my hands we should oh Jesus we should all go to tone Ranch and go shoot some pigs all right cuz it's an hour and a half north great I don't swine but I'm down you don't eat praise Allah no wow I'm just kidding I'll I'll I'll I'll eat some bacon I'll eat some well they don't it's hard to get bacon because bacon really comes from an animal that's been overfed and fattened up the pigs oh that guy's lit up I'm not trying to eat a skinny pig he's got his pet is coming after him man yeah he doesn't his head goes up when he gets thrown his chin goes up um but the the pigs that you're going to get are they're going to be way leaner but the hams are fantastic why these Pig's in such good shape I don't like that [ __ ] they're wild as [ __ ] I'm make a call right now I'm make a call right now this guy red is going to knock this guy out black as black as [ __ ] I don't want to black pig man you see a white every now and then you see a like a white spotted one or a brown one but most of them are black so you know what the difference between you and me is I want to make them my pets bring it home I have pets already thank you very much you do have a shitload of pets i' got a few pets I got chickens I got cats I'll shoot some [ __ ] or or I'll I'll be like the dog you guys won't need one of those dogs I'll just point them out I remember when I
was doing Kirsty Ali's TV show I went to her house and she had two blind lemur she had a shitload of chinchillas a thousand dogs cats and she had a huge desert hair in the middle of her live uh bedroom it was fenced in and it couldn't use its back legs so it had to drag itself around I tell you show how rich you are to people how many pets you how much random ass pets you have that's me carrying a bear out of the woods on my back that I shot with a bow and arrow God damn that is all man that is so man all man in Alberta I ate that bear that night you need to frame this let me see that that's a 250 see if I was there I'd be in the back just and here's brenon tears just crying I walked terrified 200 yards through the woods over dead Falls with that bear on my back crazy shoulder no my shoulder didn't get hurt from how much did that thing weigh 250 my shoulder was hurt from more from um he's about that bear is your size [ __ ] for real the my shoulder was hurt from Bening I think benching is really what I did it just flat bench very tough on your shoulders people don't realize is that right incline bench man or dumbbell just uh oh sabata's got the rear naked and one arm trapped wow good oh this is over cuz actually turning crank he's turning away from the choke which is it you know as long as you can really pin your neck down it's a real crank right now though that [ __ ] he he's free oh now he's more wrapped up now he's more wrapped up good position I love that [ __ ] I love that body triangle man that body triangle is so good no see I I did not in MMA cuz how you what are you going to transition to blue belt can defend the rare naked choke with those giant gloves on so if you have body triangle you can't transition anything but you could really sap a guy's will I agree you can control his breathing especially if you go belly down if you could turn that guy and get him belly down with that body triangle God that's so nasty he got it like Ken Shamrock now Peter Sab bad [ __ ] Dean lisst in his Corner that guy in corner you know that [ __ ] wrong Dean lisst been looking for his neck for the past 6 years it's just head shoulders he's forit man I met him at metamoris I
couldn't believe how thick he was that giant Blockhead Josh Barnett tapped him how about Josh Barnett tapped him your Heron tapped him tapped him dude Barnett is motherucker he's the best catch wrestler of all time all time hands down really so impressed that [ __ ] who's better he tapped Dean lisst and and he tapped here on gra Dean he tapped first of all people say Dean List's never been Tapped Out in training years he's never been Tapped Out in training he's never been Tapped Out in competition [ __ ] and he got tapped with like a nasty neck crank neck crank he got him in that Judo headlock [ __ ] [ __ ] you see his next fight who was he fighting Roy Nelson Japan son oo I like it f or UFC I like it what did you just say not UFC or UFC why don't you grab some bench take a break what are you talking about do you understand this sport the [ __ ] of course it's the UFC hey guys I don't know look at Dean liser I can't believe he's never been tapped in practice even that's ridiculous well J I said oh that's cool check this out that a slick move you see the way he set that that uh rear naked up where he he made him defend one arm to set set him up for the second one he turned away from the one arm into the second arm saata knows what the [ __ ] he's doing man he he like it almost like he fed him the one arm so that he would turn away from it and then slip the second one under the chin I'm not mad at that very nice here's a little tip see I saw go I don't want to take he for this but bear with me here when Daniel Cormier I saw him he's the new light heavyweight champion right and UFC is selling his shirts and then as soon as July 1st kicks in Reebok's going to design his shirts if I'm Dan Cormier or I'm Conor McGregor or Ronda Rousey one of these Mega Stars why W you have your own website and create your own shirts and sell the [ __ ] out of them reap all your own benefits oh now you're speaking like a businessman you you you're a smart dude and you have the ambition to do that kind of stuff but a lot of guys don't they just hire someone to do it you're right you're right how about you why don't you do it maybe that's a good side business for you hello I mean I already got my own [ __ ] going onu Savage you got a little too much going on selling about 8,000 t-shirts in 20
minutes I always text you right away like Joe check it out man they'll put up these shirts for sale and sell thousands in minutes and I'm like like thinking about the numbers and plus expenses holy [ __ ] that's real legit money and and nothing gets me more excited oh it's when they sell I'm literally jumping around sweating well when I was at Brian's um taping the [ __ ] audience was filled with your t-shirts everything was fighter and the kid I think you'd be surprised there's so many different shirts the audience is amazing it's really cool July 4th ones dropp in are so dope I love I love what you're wearing there some American flag type [ __ ] [ __ ] red white and blue tanks and we got we got the master Kim shirt but in red white and blue It's So Dope oh I like it awesome yeah anyways good quality I like it oh he handed in the mic again I was telling you Joe I need some [ __ ] primate and Joe Rogan shirts I'm always rocking my own shirt I kind of I got to be honest I feel like a tool rocking my own [ __ ] yeah I know what you mean that's you know I'm saying you never seen me wear my shirts nor do I even talk about them that's a real problem I have a goddamn T-Shirt Company advertised it like three times but you do well with it makes great money when I see those all the time I didn't even I didn't even know you sold shirts I was like this is what you got to do bro you got to do this you're like [ __ ] I've been selling shirts forever I'm like oh really idea pretty Regina ham is a pretty boxer she wiiz she box nuts inou got teeth [ __ ] yeah she box his fat dick she's a athlete I don't care I love athletes oh I sure would show her a good time right guys I sure would right guys wait what's her she pulls her puss lips apart and brushes her teeth she gets a [ __ ] one of those little water picks down there a man I'll tell you what struggle is real with girls what is her name it is it struggle is so real I love girls man it's a [ __ ] curse yeah well they're better than dudes when it comes to having sex with them so you got to do what you got to do they don't there's a reason Opposites attract all right they don't at what point are you just attracted to one you know what I'm
saying it's a [ __ ] curse Tony you feel me yeah that's a problem too being attracted to one is very difficult yeah I love all different kinds of women but then there's also then there's also the problem of just getting along you know everybody has a [ __ ] different sensibility man men and women see things so goddamn differently different goals truly different needs different different things that piss them off you know what hurts my feelings is girls that I've dated before and we've we dated for years even Liv together and now just because whatever we're not you know still intimate in a relationship we're not friends anymore but you SC us think about the time you not wasted but you spent all those years together to me I'm like no let's still be friends but they can't do it man some of them can't be but you can't be either honestly yeah because you used to send it in there and shoot loads inside their body and they loved it they're around you and they hug you I they hug you and they feel your back that thick wall of a back they hug that back and they they they feel that crease where the spine is and the muscles wrap around Valley it's a muscle Valley sh does that thing where he lies on his back and he puts the weight bar here and he does those [ __ ] exercises and he put them up on Instagram 45b [ __ ] you [ __ ] sending it home am [ __ ] one more set one more one more rep meanwhile rampage's trainer I follow rampage's trainer on uh Instagram it's a woman with an ass created by God himself her name Juliet something or another I don't know her name girl oh good I mean I guess she been doing squat ass is [ __ ] it's [ __ ] and she does 400 lb with that exercise that same exercise as you videos of it videos of it undeniable how's the face though she's pretty she's not ugly at all she's pretty but it you don't even care I'm going to slip on any them DM ass is well I think she's married and she has children I've been there her ass is ridiculous it's ridiculous but she does that same thing she has like a a yoga mat that she uh has rolled up next to the bench so she could pull it up here and she puts her elbows on the bench cuz she can't get under it like she's not as strong as you to get under it but once she gets
under it it's on let me find it I'll find it for you yeah let's find that let's I get dead serious I'm like let's find dud sometimes you'll be on Instagram and you'll see a girl's ass and I'll be like God damn I don't care where I'm at you just it's like so frustrating it's like seeing a dope ass car exactly and then I'll go to their [ __ ] web page or I'll go to their Instagram page and you find out that they have 7 million followers and all it is is pictures of their ass yeah girls get way more followers on Instagram than dud oh there she is look up there yeah that's her find the one when she's doing find the one when she's doing that uh that's a strong gal that Critter got a [ __ ] on her you got to wait Jamie find the one where she's uh in there doing the um the [ __ ] oh that's Rampages I know this isn't her page that's the only one I can find well she's got a page what is it said Juliet what yeah but I'm telling you that she has a page so what is it what does that say that's yeah at Juliet Lyn 82 all right I'll find it hold on so she she's not that old this is going to be interesting nothing better than a nice ass is this cat is this Siver already that's the co- main how the [ __ ] is that happening already this is a short night it's a great deal of oh how about that Forman Bellator tournament coming up in September I know right what is that it's uh who is it it's uh so kingm and Phil Davis Emanuel Newton King Mo Phil Davis and who's the last guy not sure the fourth guy yeah the baldheaded dude great one night right yeah wait they're all fighting one night yeah it's fourman tournament in one night God damn you Scott Coker you genius bellator's trying some experiments huh I'm not mad at it to mix it up cuz you got to do something because you're not going to compete with the UFC talent for tent I'll tell you this the front patio of The Comedy Store last night all we everybody was waiting for that Shamrock everyone loves Kimbo man and it was it garnered attention and you know I I don't see the UFC up on that TV as much like I mean that often but you know that gets that gets a different crowd watching for sure you
know what I me age I agree I think they're doing it smart man I've never really seen Bellator in the past like year until uh until last night I was really surprised about those WWF entr jul it's fun though huh yeah they're not quite doing it right I don't think they too gimmicky it is and I don't think they see what works about the WWF entrances that they're not doing like it's cool the production value but it's a little too much right it's corny as [ __ ] yeah have the guys walk in and fight it's not sense the the UFC used to do it they came to that own n it's not though I don't I think the UFC came to the right conclusion they thought about it and they said you know what we can get more seats uh we could sit more people in here without this you know they're they're really great seats they're important to get rid of this ramp and plus we're spending all this money on pyrot Technics and [ __ ] for what yeah and then they decided to on aome yeah I think it's awesome man I don't well I well I think the UFC is more they it's looked more as a legit sport belor is more of a spectacle but it's your Bellator okay what do you do you can go talent for talent with the UFC no this is what you do you poach what Bellator needs to do is use some of that goddamn Viacom money and take advantage of this this Reebok thing this Reebok thing has a lot of Fighters that are going to lose a shitload of money here she is look at this Come On Son the [ __ ] did I say Wow Wow Girls no joke there's a bunch of videos of her doing that Jesus she's letting you know she she's DTF man oh I would do serious things to her vagina no you dick off and she would open up a window and shoot it into the sky with her [ __ ] she would pull her dick off pull your dick off with her vagina and shoot into the sky open up the window stick her [ __ ] up in a she'd kill a bird with it she's in shape yeah I got to start doing those what is that excise I got to start doing that what's the benefit of that exercise hips and glutes it gets you ready to [ __ ] fat probably good for your sprawl right yeah great for your sprawl good good for hip mobility everything look at that booty look at that booty yeah it's a ridiculous booty no no no go down scroll down look at that what Jesus Christ
that's good but it's black it's hard to see because of the Blackness scroll down a little there's one a little further a little further she got she got some tigle Bitties on it too what that oh my God that that is a [ __ ] Bonafide booty yeah I'm not M at that good for her congratulations on wonderful body congrats yeah oh she trains hard well she's Rampages uh strength and conditioning trainer I guess Rampage has a gym yeah he does right in uh Orange County yeah what is it it's called like rampage's Fitness or something like that so yeah Rampage good for him good for him I'm glad he's invested his money he's still dealing that uh litigation [ __ ] right with Bellator yep what is that about uh Bellator signed him and then they violated their contract so the judge released him uh they put an injunction J judge L lifted the injunction um he fought for the UFC everybody loved him fought FAO Maldonado great fight and then um they got a new injunction so there's a new legal issue going on tell you what though they they had to release his contract for Bellator that thing was beasty yeah he's making a lot of money are you allowed to hang a banner if if you're under the rebok deal can you hang a banner you can't do that it's over wow not only that you have to rebok Clos the entire week of fight Camp you got show up in rebok pumps oh my god wow um you know what man forcing me to get tribal tattoo it's an opening that's hilarious barb wire around your bicep [ __ ] [ __ ] stamp I'd rather just get a rebot TR stamp than wear rebot you mean 9s tattoos [ __ ] the um the thing about it is that it's opening up the door for for Bellator in a big way if they can show that they can come up with a lot of money for you in a contract and let you get your own sponsors like the way it used to be that'll change the [ __ ] game because all you need is a few of those guys jump over Phil Davis was the first right yeah but Phil all due respect Phil was a free agent with all due respect Phil was not really a threat for the title it's just not you know you watch how Anthony Rumble Johnson beat him up it's it's hard now that Jones gone and then you see Ryan Bader beat him it's like I don't know I mean he could he beat Mach and he beat gusta he did he did but he beat
Gustafson very early in his career him and that and that win against he beat he beat he did Glover Glover trained for that [ __ ] in Connecticut in his backyard I'm just saying I know he did he but he beat some top top guys no look Phil Davis is a tough guy but no one thinks of him the way they think about rumble or they think about Daniel that like he might be you know he a real shot at the title so him going over to Bellator is not the biggest loss you're saying we Aldo to go exactly If Aldo went over to Bellator how about this Aldo and baral if hen and baral how about if hen and baral beats TJ Dillashaw and then goes over to Bellator I mean that's craziness if they get a few guys like that and by the way they have that [ __ ] patrio pitbull did you see that fight last night Jesus getting his ass and came back came back and koed him that was a wild ass [ __ ] fight I saw some good sponsor of the B Tour but I didn't see like any Powerhouse sponsors over I'm surprised everyone's not jump in the train yet they need more numbers you know and was good yeah I'm sure it was they need to bail on that [ __ ] name Bellator is a stupid name yeah I'm not a fan of it what does Bellator mean it's like like Warrior and Latin they're it's they're using a dead language Bellator let's find out cuz I'm talking [ __ ] I don't really know what the actual name is for sure switch it up though be a little more professional it should be Spike MMA IE just like you know Showtime has Showtime boxing HBO has HBO boxing it's m MMA Viacom fighting what make it more more professional man what is the name a good that's an interesting single like what you're were right was right Warrior Bron what do we do here okay it's Warrior and Latin Dennis cver but it's hard for Siver to [ __ ] get motivated after Conor McGregor stole his soul you see that fight in Boston Jesus Christ he so slow he made look so slow so crazy McGregor walked him down and beat the [ __ ] out of him I know you can't pick Joe but uh Tony Brian Hy see Conor joseck uh Conor Conor Jose I I he doesn't know has no idea I mean if I had to really if I had to really put money on it if I had to put money on it I would put I I would put money on on Conor because I feel like there's so
much momentum and he has so much belief and I I feel in some ways maybe he's inside Jose's head can I can I do you can I help you out here so you think he has more belief than Jose a guy who hasn't lost in nine years since pound for pound best in the world years 10 now yes yeah um a little bit more belief than Jose Aldo look Aldo has massive belief in himself don't don't question that better Aldo's beaten everybody they put in front of him he has the best leg kicks maybe in the world now he's moated in MMA his leg kicks are so goddamn fast and nasty professional level soccer player and he has that ridiculous [ __ ] hip snap because of that yeah oh and some of the best takedown defense ever spectacular the only thing about Aldo is he's had a lot of fights and he's had a lot of wars in the gym a lot of like tough rounds in fighting you know that last Chad Mendes fight was probably the toughest fight he's ever had inside the Octagon true Mendes cracked him man yeah menes hit him some bombs menes can hit [ __ ] hard man you see that Ricardo llama fight you he's the hardest hitter in that division by far and Jose Aldo took that and still whooped his did he did and Aldo dropped him in that first round sort of illegal it's kind of like after the buzz it was tough the crowd so loud [ __ ] con Conor's taller and I feel like his uh hands are probably better well he's never fought anybody remotely as good as Aldo so it's hard to tell not even close level of competition now true if I'm putting money on it in Vegas I'm going Jose Aldo all day my but personally for the UFC since I'm team UFC I want Connor to win if Connor wins he's the biggest star of the UFC's yeah but if Aldo wins it shows everybody what a [ __ ] monster they've been sleeping on yeah but but then what do you do with Connor now it's a a gimmick you're like re depends on how he loses here's my thing I think it's brilliant that they have Conor fighting Aldo right away like this because the reality is we have not seen Connor fight a wrestler and if you see Connor in there with a Frankie Edgar or Connor in there with a Chad mes never know man wrestler's going to be a [ __ ] man you never know what they could do to him you never know if they could take him down and smother him look at the way Frankie Edgar stole Cub
Swanson's [ __ ] just stole it out of body wanture they don't want that cuz clay Pettis remember that want that and that's what dos anos did to him too yes exactly but dos anos with better standup yes so but the thing is it's going to be rough for Connor as long as he makes it a fight we're good if he goes in there and gets [ __ ] dismantled then it's like oh my God this [ __ ] talking's embarrassing he's so big and so strong I don't think he's going to get dismantled but I think it's a fight man it's a [ __ ] hell of a fight I think Connor's gotten a little too confident I he's wearing sunglasses indoors and [ __ ] now part of the Show wrestling F I know but but you but most of those guys come in in sunglasses when after they have the belt he's wearing the sunglasses indoors before the belt you got to wait you got to pay your dues he's almost there got a wrestling mentality that's going to ruin this whole fight podcast how dare you dare how dare you bring that [ __ ] jiri on top with Dennis saver look at this but it's not pro wrestling it's high school wrestling that I'm talking about here cuz I think Aldo is going to do to McGregor what Cor did to Johnson well Aldo's not a wrestler on that level though Aldo's a Jiu-Jitsu guy there's a big difference between wrestler he's going to try to knock him out your B your B [ __ ] crazy though if you think it gets in a grappling match that Conor's not going to get taken down or out Jiu-Jitsu yeah I I believe that Aldo Jiu-Jitsu is so [ __ ] underrated is that good is that good [ __ ] black belt world class he's competed at world class he beat Cina I don't know what shut the [ __ ] up please sorry guys shut guys he's beaten world class black belts let's just say that in straight Jiu-Jitsu stra Jiu-Jitsu yes he's he's Elite I mean when you watch a move you watch his Mike Brown fight when you fought Mike Brown for the wec title he takes his back like a ghost gets those hooks in and just you're going nowhere when you were a kid sucking on your mom is titty he was in a ghee that's how long he's been doing jit yeah that's accurate but he's been doing a while my man his his explosion his his speed with those kicks and punches man he's older than me Aldo Aldo is 63 years old oh you are [ __ ] look at sers busted up C
Jeri yeah that's a great fight though Dennis sver is a guy where I was talking I was doing this interview with uh crookland uh Stephie from um I guess she's with bloody elbow is that what what you do like regular interviews with her she's my friend um but we were talking about uh Ken Shamrock and Kimbo they were they were on this Pro peed rant and they got cut off cuz both of them were basically like who gives a [ __ ] you you steroids you steroids I'm thinking why can't guys like make an agreement like if say like you know if you got like vtor bord and uh whoever and they made an agreement to be able to use whatever the [ __ ] they wanted you know you both saying like Ken Ken and Kimbo is a perfect example 41 and 51 super suspect and they fought in Missouri so did Bobby Lashley and Bobby lash and Bobby Lashley always fights in these strange places with [ __ ] legitimate propped up athletic commissions yeah I mean I just think that there's not nothing wrong with making an agreement like that well you know what's weird to me is like you look at other sports like in baseball if you get tested if you test positive for steroids you're so [ __ ] no Hall of Fame you get booed every we go look at Barry Bonds Alex Rodriguez right now setting all these records if you get caught in the in the UFC you're kind of [ __ ] you look at a guy like rothell who got caught or Alistar overing then they fight everyone kind of forgets it's whatever you get caught in football it's not a big deal it's weird to me man it's weird how we baseball's America it's weird though America's not cheaters godamn it you don't even understand you're over there running your mouth once a year looking all [ __ ] EUR Asian looking all looking all brown brown [ __ ] what are your Origins I I just think Society needs to be consistent it shouldn't matter right like if B is a weird one man cuz it's physical who gives a [ __ ] CR the ball no no your bat speed you can keep playing all up into your 30s Brian no [ __ ] I want to see home runs I want them jacked on steroids to the gills and crushing balls yeah exactly Sammy S Mark Maguire how how dope was that yeah it was the only time people were excited they both deflated they look weird old as how
about Sammy Sosa turned into a white guy what the [ __ ] happened there Micha Jackson's weird he's super crazy I think heed his skin or something it's like a gray color it's weird he looks dead yeah he looks like a like a corpse it's just so weird how we we Society judges certain sport wait bring up Sammy S when he first went into the league and when and when he was 240 it's the difference is ridiculous no Mark m m the brother he was giant he had [ __ ] forearms like th his forearms were so Jack they were like my thighs like with a hand at the end of it that's what I want like Tony you love [ __ ] [ __ ] wrestling pro wrestling right you love that fake wrestling now think if the the drug testing was like the UFC and they're all skinny is it as cool no you watch pro wrestling cuz they're these characters they they look like superheroes CM take away drug test and see what Happ here's a bad example that CM Punk is like one of the biggest wrestlers in the world and he's 100% clean he's the exception but but there's a no the WWF went through what UFC is going through now back in that Hulk Hogan thing in the late mid it was mid early 90s it was huge and so they had to eliminate it they had to they have to do it themselves they have like a super strict policy bro I'm serious super strict you tell me Batista and The Rock are clean no watch your word sir come on the rock you think the Rock's on steroids you you don't think Co needle in his [ __ ] mouth this is Tony you weigh 6 lbs and you're talking about a guy who is an immense super athlete probably about 260 is Brock Lesnar on steroids of course they're all they've all done something they've all done Brock Lesnar first of all has Superior genetics the bone structure that that guy has you can go back to when Brock Lesnar was in high school he was a [ __ ] monster didn't you tell me he benched 225 49 times yes 49 times you got to see his combine his combine combine numbers are stupid combine numbers are through the roof his vertical is insane pull up Brock Lesnar's combine numbers Jamie all that said he got [ __ ] on when he got to the NFL they made a he wasn't ready for it he was he never played football yeah he's been doing wrestling that said Brock Lesnar's a freak Brock Lesnar is a super freak but back to [ __ ]
wrestling you don't think these guys cuz think of their schedules too their schedule is [ __ ] insane you're not eating protein shakes and staying on that schedule my man I hate to piss on your sport or your entertainment I mean well those guys are constantly not getting enough sleep fly in yeah it's a brutal brutal schedule you talk to someone who's in that business it's brutal man and they have to a lot of times they have to pay for themselves they have to rental cars and then build the company it's a brutal circus of [ __ ] totally you think Triple H is uh [ __ ] clean you don't get a neck like my waist I don't know what Triple H is doing I that that's that's an interesting one I mean he's a [ __ ] monster he's shaped weird what about Batista dude look Batista is the worst I don't even acknowledge that Batista was ever even in Pro he's so he's so terrible what are you talking about he was great and Guardians of the Galaxy phenomenal you're a mess no how dare you no Guardians of the Galaxy disappointed you're watching talking trees that movie was great talking trees and Sh oh you're out of your mind a [ __ ] what's a good movie to You Mad Max was great I didn't see it I heard it was awesome you're going to [ __ ] love it you too much action you know what's dope dude that I didn't see until this weekend when I was flying back from Mexico John Wick M that keano Reeves movie the action movie He plays an assassin they they kill his dog and he goes and kills everybody really oh they kill his dog so he goes nuts no no no I I'm not doing it justice I'm not Revenge they kill some here's his combine numbers it's a [ __ ] phenomenal move they're doing John Wick too look at his 40 4740 by the way 283 lbs 4740 35 in vertical jump long jump 10 feet standing long jump 10 feet bench press 225 for 30 reps Jesus [ __ ] Christ a running back living in the body of a defensive end it's ridiculous he's a he's a freak I I got to be honest especially you know when he did do that was a number of years ago now that's not that freakish yeah really really but you got to think about it there's some [ __ ] freaks now this isn't something he was training for this isn't a guy that was moving towards towards being a pro football decided to do it Brock
Lesnar is the biggest freak the UFC's ever seen ever ever hands down rip our dicks off right now if Brock Lesnar had the right coach like if he went to a not saying this anything wrong with his coaches this is what what I'm saying is if he had the right coach in the right amount of time like if he went to a Matt Hume or a FASA Hobby and they they engineered his career from the beginning to the time he's being introduced to the UFC to the time he's introduced to high level competition he could have been an alltime great he the capabilities he fought a former heavyweight champion in his second professional fight he fought Frank me in his second professional fight had no idea how to defend against leg locked he got leg locked that's my favorite fight of all time great fight Frank mir's a bad [ __ ] but then in his third fight after that he fights Heath Harring beats the [ __ ] out of Heath Herring then he fights Randy [ __ ] Coture stops Randy Coture in his fourth professional [ __ ] fight yeah but Randy Couture was like [ __ ] in a wheelchair to the octagon and there's [ __ ] Brock Lesnar still it doesn't matter he's still for the four professional fight insanely impressive what he's done in his career man he beat Shane in his prime yes Shane was in his prime and he got [ __ ] up after Shane rocked him after Shane the [ __ ] where they could have stopped it let's be honest easily could have stopped it EAS good thing they didn't because he came back and won that's why came back and strangled him look Brock Lesnar I mean he had no business fighting Alistair after he came back from that surgery he had no business fighting Kane he just was not on that level but if he learned to get on that level he beats all those guys he beats all those guys he has more Talent than all those guys all those guys and uh but he doesn't like to get hit dude asked Pat Barry when he was in his training camp and Pat bar you know they brought Pat Barry in before he fought someone I forget and Pat moved out there and was in Minnesota and he said he'd only train like three two or three times a week and they were sparring and Pat you know Pat goes hard I Pat was a train part of mine for years Pat goes really hard he's a [ __ ] man he's a beast standup terrible ground
anyways so he [ __ ] hits Brock and I guess Brock freaks the [ __ ] out and his coaches are like what the [ __ ] are you doing and Pat's like what do you mean like don't [ __ ] hit Brock in the face Pat was like what the [ __ ] am I doing here then and they're like you just Paul man just feel it out what yeah and Pat was like this is some [ __ ] yeah what they weren't hitting him but ask Pat about it next time you see him great story well that's weird him training with Brock I had heard conflicting stories I had heard that that's not true hm so I'm going to have to do a fight night without you guys I'm very sad no way next weekend no man Saturday night [ __ ] [ __ ] and my Le's fighting tooo listen you don't have to be there with him you come with me he does he needs to why what's it for what kind of he without me he gets lost and I think he does well without you without you he flish maybe does better no no no that's not true he's like where's Brian I'm depressed his head hangs low my boy leoto is fighting I was just with him last week training man he looks great does he looks great does he great what was going on with him entering into that rockold fight this is a second oh that's a TI Guillotine yeah it is get that right well the right knee was more important than even the choke you 100% yeah getting that right knee up and over was more important position over submission yes sir right that's [ __ ] 10 is a position over submission submission first of all defense I am always safe leoto said uh in that uh rockold fight he got um in an exchange got hit in the back of the head and he's out of it then sort of he said it was an legal I completely disagree I watched the elbow land it landed to the side of the head it was a ruthless [ __ ] elbow that rockold hit him with but rockold had already had his back was already beating him up rockold had him on the ground and machita didn't look good physically he looked different physically he looked soft I agree 100% rock is going to fight Wiman next right Rock's gonna fight weyman and that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] of a fight uh real quick best fight middleweight history B could be maybe him uh Anderson versus Weidman might be the only other fight Ah
that's old school Anderson but Anderson the first Anderson in his prime Anderson the first fight versus Weidman we didn't know that it was over I know but we found out really quick it well we only found out because he [ __ ] up if Anderson didn't [ __ ] up Anderson escaped from the knee knee bar right he escaped from the leg lock attempt by Weidman and was beating Weidman standing up before he's clowning around and trying to go Weidman into an exchange so he could you know he could Counterattack it's hard to say he's beating him standing up cuz he's making such a joke of KCK the [ __ ] leg punch him in the face at will he was not punched him in the face at he wasn't punched in the face he barely hit him in the facei threw a lot of leg kicks and it was the first thing that John Doner said to me when I went into the corner John Doner said I said congratulations after wman beat him Doner is such a [ __ ] wizard the first thing out of his mind was I don't like how many times he was getting hit with those leg kicks it was the first thing out of his mouth like your guy just won the middleweight championship of the world knocked down Anderson Silva one of exactly um I I just think you have two fighters in their very very Prime right like yeah rockold had the slip up where he got his [ __ ] eye kicked out by a Juiced up vtor in Brazil other than that he's a [ __ ] you have Weidman as Prime you have Rock's Prime it's rare we see this man yeah I think to me it's the best fight in midweight history if not one of the best fights in UFC history I would agree I would agree with that I think I think Brock Shane's better I think that's a bigger fight but other than that I think bigger fight because it's the heavyweights the heavy most important title true but and those are also two true heavyweights who brought some [ __ ] to the Octagon right right like Kane's a tough sell man because he doesn't look imposing right he doesn't really talk he just wants to wrestle and [ __ ] chill right see I don't think so I think if Kane was more active and he hadn't been injured and he was just running through the division like he was when he was in his prime before like this two-year layoff if you look at the Kane that beat up uh Junior dos Santos in the second and third fights if you
look at the Kane that stormed through Ben Rothwell that's old school Kane but Kane if he had was like more active he'd be like a Canelo Alvarez he'd be just [ __ ] huge It's just tough to sell him when he's on the shelf for two months or two years rather I agree but think about when Brock Brock [ __ ] Lesnar with the WWE crowd and then he had the UFC crowd sold and he was beating [ __ ] up former Champs Frank Randy Couture you know what I'm saying it's insane when he beat up me and stopped destroyed his face smashed his face he's the biggest star the UFC's ever had and then you have Shane Carwin remember Shane just got done beating the breaks off May knocked out Gonzaga all Knockouts won MGM Grand biggest heavyweights of all time in the UFC that's the biggest fight in UFC history yeah I just think rock gold and Weidman is a dope dope fight man well was also the biggest pay-per-view card ever is also was UFC 100 of course so it was a big event and you know it was a lot of H Shane wasn't uh UFC 100 oh that's right yeah I'm thinking yeah you're thinking of Mayor Brock yeah Shane was UFC 116 at MGM Grand 116 really that far I fought Chris tusher on that there's your boy Pat yeah there he is we got to have him tell us the story training with Brock Lesnar MMA record three and two that's stuff um yeah interesting yeah Brock does crazy stuff in the WWF that seems inhuman that other wrestlers have never been able to do about the story that Skyler excuse me sir don't bring in WWF you keep bringing it up this is the guy head 69 he's 70 that's natural totally natural no one no one has ever looked like that at 69 Brian if You' quit [ __ ] and get on trt that could be you that guy 21 years older than me 2 years old I'm proud of him it's insane rich as [ __ ] rich as [ __ ] tits great marketer love it incredible crazy oh look at this his Dick's probably hard all day long yeah I bet he destroy Conor McGregor Conor McGregor I come from I come from the McGregor clim I said mcre I spoke my country's name in my native tongue I said era I'll tell you what I'm excited about I can't wait to hear those Irish and Brazilian chants going back and forth we can't wait to hear is the sound of head kicks from the
crowd as [ __ ] giant brawls break out now he's got wanted to I wanted to shoot my myself like a lightning ball through his chest that's you sounded Scottish well he's said McGregor McGregor's actually from Scot yeah but you're ruin dud did you see Conor's new tattoo the Tiger on his stomach you [ __ ] up son you got a nice set of abs like that and you cover it with that [ __ ] and it's such good work it looks like a 3D image oh look at him Al scarf scarf [ __ ] bad he's a bad [ __ ] people got to educate themselves on Aldo man he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah he's no joke and any has motivation not that he doesn't anyways but now he's talking all this [ __ ] like I said I'm a Conor fan though how can you not be man what he's done for the sport is crazy did you see how Aldos brought in the jungle fight guy bino how do you say his name B guy Bill harino no pull up a video Jose Aldo brings in Jonas bill harino I don't know how to say say the dude's name but the point is the dude who he he brought in can emulate Connor perfectly he's built like Connor and he's a beast he does he move like Conor that's the difference oh he's good dude he's good yeah yeah yeah you got to see this guy first of all pull up pull up a highlight reel pull up pull up a highlight reel for Jonas jungle fight champ Jonas b i l h a r i NH h o I've seen this dude fight before he's a bad [ __ ] and he fights 145 and he fights the same style that Conor why the [ __ ] isn't he in the UFC he will be eventually he's a beast I mean he's got a I'm sure he's got a contract with jungle fight he's their champ you know it's a big Brazilian organization that's trouble for Connor though if you found someone to mimic that stock that's the issue with Conor watch this cat this cat's good dude look at Bill arino this is him his his they call him speed but watch how this guy moves around he moves around exactly like Connor and he fights Southpaw watch how this [ __ ] fights look at this he looks just like he's buil just's wicked he's wicked dude he's wicked he's got nasty kicks he's a real good Striker and he's got a vicious look at that look at that [ __ ] switch kick to the Head dude he's built just like Conor
he looks exactly like he moves like Connor too look at this [ __ ] Christ he's good his kicks are better than Connors how about that yeah they are he hurts dudes too man he's good damn bino's No Joke Man strictly strictly stand up huh no he's he's an MMA champ Jesus he's nasty dude dude look at him he's no joke and so this is the guy exactly this is the guyy that Conor's bringing in and a lot of people thinko is better than Connor a lot of people think that he could beat Connor in an MMA fight [ __ ] looks good look at his movement man look at his [ __ ] movement he's no joke look that's straight left does he have any losses uh I don't know man I don't know what his record is cuz I mean obviously it's a highlight so yeah he's a bad [ __ ] but well you know look he's he moves just like him he looks exactly like him there couldn't be a better training partner he's nasty I wonder how he's lost though even wearing his hair like Connor in preparation for this fight damn all in yeah watch this uh okay now pull up a video of uh Aldo training with him watch this he also he paint his face all look look how he's doing his hair he's got his [ __ ] hair up like Connor look holy [ __ ] son he's just like exactly he's doing all the [ __ ] that Connor does he he brought him in to mimic Connor dude I'm put my entire life savings on how are you yes this is a game changer this kid is a holy [ __ ] man he's just like exactly and he's you know he's got that style of movement in the first place all the 360 wheel kicks and Round House kicks and all that [ __ ] dude that's trouble it's interesting it's very interesting fcking very interesting what is that guy's name again bino bino where is he from he's from Brazil b r i n h o damn yeah I might have a new boyfriend guys he's no joke he's no joke I like Conor he's a better Kicker than Connor better see Connor's kicks are almost disdainful if you watch the way Connor throws his kicks he throws his kicks a lot the way like exactly like [ __ ] I'll just throw these kicks out there so he's six and0 he hasn't lost every win's been by TKO he's got one submission one submission rear naked choke he's a bad [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] man where does he fight what what he fights he's a jungle fight
Champion he's no joke he's only 25 look at that 5 taller than Conor Conor's not 5'11 Conor's about 59 no he's 51 not 511 yes he is I'm 5'11 Conor is not close to 5'11 you don't you're wrong when we find out that you're wrong it's going to be goad take a look at the Instagram picture with us how much talk you can't go Instagram he's slouching I I stood next to him and I look very care you know I look at body you have boots on I'm obsessed with you're right you're right thank you he's 5'9 everybody be quiet is he yes everybody give it up K come on man I'm trying to give you dab oh sorry sorry Jesus man 5'9 Conor's 5 says it says there 5'8 well I'm 5'8 and honestly I think he's an inch taller than me I think that's not correct man it's tough to it's tough to say man that's insane I don't know I'm more surprised that he brought in that guy or keng r b bino bino is a [ __ ] real game changer Jesus that's a game changer yeah Big Game Changer because he's going to learn how to deal with that style and bino is explaining to him all the different setups that he does cuz bino fights exactly like Conor fights he sets up Kicks and punches in a very very similar way and that's huge man because when you fight someone like Connor there there's very few Fighters there's Conor Leota Macha Ronda Rousey Stefan stru because he's [ __ ] 9 foot tall there's certain guys where you get one shot at you can't duplicate it right right right so now you find a guy just like Conor you're going you're going to see that dude that's a [ __ ] game changer ex God damn it I'm putting a lot of money on J now I'm rooting for Conor though my my heart wants Conor but my brain's like Don't Be Love Jose I love Connor too I have no I have no dog in this fight I really do me I just want a great fight I want to live up to the height Dana said he thinks it be the biggest pay-per-view ever it could be it's not going to be bigger than UFC 100 son let's get real it could be neither one of these guys are bigger Stars than Brock oh but internationally they certainly are Conor McGregor is the biggest star in Combat Sports history to come out of Ireland wow what's that saying lot man Ireland Ireland aot tradition yeah but they've Wayne Mulla
your boy Wayne McCulla com from Wayne Mulla um there's they have a lot of great boxers that have come from Ireland look at this not like Superstars track for over 1 million pay-per-view okay so not the biggest ever he just says on track for 1 million I misquote Dana don't [ __ ] rip my Conor thinks it's going to be the biggest ever not Dana okay my bad Conor said or Dana thinks over a million look at thate it does over a million for sure it does over a million 100% yeah I think it does over a million I'm watching I think internationally in Europe especially I think we we really have no idea how big he is what is the date it's a July July 11th fighting the kid won't be at the UFC Expo we the [ __ ] going on what is that about how come you guys won't be at the UFC Expo you can't talk [ __ ] about rebok and show up at the xox is that what's going on no I'm just saying I'm I'm assuming it has a little bit to go on it but honestly we got other [ __ ] going on we got other [ __ ] going on listen if we ever want to do it what we could do is next time there's a UFC um where you guys want to do something we could just get a studio somewhere like at a at a casino and do a live event and have a podcast with a three of us we just go on stage live somewhere we'll do the weigh-in and then after the weighin we'll do like a 600 p.m. podcast somewhere and then you and I do an 800 p.m. show somewhere 900m show yes dude Tony hinchliff Tony hinchliff Tom sagur and I will be at the C theater at MGM where they do cir toay that's a great show SL show yeah you I I just remembered you reminded me I have to I have to figure out maybe I should email someone uh who uh like knows more but they told us last time at that c theater cuz it's a cir dislay theater that we can do like crazy stuff what do you mean come in like on a zipline or like you're not coming in on a zipline too much do your [ __ ] you're trying to be Bellator of Comedy now trying to be Bellator that I can do no you can't do that you just go out there and you do show sick a zipl suit on like the golden pony be sick else get to do something like that it's at a circus theater own show your own show somewhere he's censoring you don't you want to come in from the bottom and like die Tom you know a guy
died at that cir Sol theater dying dying is a comedy wrestl comedy think about who's the guy who fell [ __ ] Brett The Hitman Hart's brother you want to be Brett The Hitman Hart's brother here's girl Jessica B I got to take a leap before this gets going I'm excited about this though she looks calm man yeah for sure don't duck lip it though to the octagon she sexy bro yeah don't hate on sexy I'm not hating on sexy you're sexy yourself don't hate on sexy dude I just said the winner of this gets a nose job free nose job damn it brenon what's wrong with that but let me tell you something about Yanna me and Tony got a couple of Beaks ourselves yeah wait a second don't throw me under this beak bus bro you have the same nose as him do beak bus this beak bus bro we're part of the beak Clan guys my nose is uh probably smaller than well my nose is right there with you guys huh Yan has a is the only one that doesn't have the weird nose out of all I'm waiting for it to get messed up has the best nose right I'm with you on Johanna and on I like I like these both these girls are attractive to me I don't care what anybody says you're such a [ __ ] you're so worried about people lashing out dude my Airbnb did said were they're unable to accommodate my request let's do this offline k Sorry 100% don't text her in the show kind of hurts me I mean she's got a wrestler that's her only chance did you see the she jump do you follow Yanna on Instagram oh I don't oh my God you should look up this thing of her striking the other day we watched it oh my God ridiculous she's a [ __ ] animal an animal the one where she's hitting the Ms and sprws W spraing she's a [ __ ] monster she's the best women's Striker to ever grace the UFC is she going to win this fight in your mind oh you're talking about the the [ __ ] minus 700 favorite yes Brian I'd think so well Jessica pen I mean it's going to be a tough go for her because she fought Carlos Esparza [ __ ] Joanna did and just dismantled ESP sparza so pen her only CH chance not striking she's going to have to get her to the ground it's not wrestling Jiu-Jitsu and a couple of yanna's fights ago because I've been to quite a few of them just luckily you know matched up with the gigs that I do with Joe and she
just happens to be on the card whatever and two fights ago uh she went Al jiujitsu a Jiu-Jitsu girl and rolled with her man and her specialy striking and she just out Jiu-Jitsu the Jiu-Jitsu girl I think car sparza tried taking her out something like 16 times was successful like once or twice if that and sparza I I would assume is a better wrestler in pen so she has her hands full I if I'm predicting this I think JJ knocks her out in the third round tko's not knockout tko's in the third round I don't like seeing a girl who's this good at striking just beat up some other girl on the face like cyborg Gina corano you ever seen that fight it looked like Bully Beatdown I was like oh my God and Gina corano is a sexy beast she's beautiful o sign me the [ __ ] up she in the audience I'm too late to ask for her but I'll make a go at it you're wait you're just not her style doesn't matter bro I don't care she was dating Superman who's Superman oh that guy that can Superman fight though no it's just a sexy [ __ ] that's not good enough you you can't if you can't fight you can't [ __ ] that girl for term maybe but I don't I just don't see you think she needs a fight around she's a widman or some [ __ ] Luke rockold Brendan sha type character to the dick home dad was a pro football player right yeah she's too hot and she's a badass fighter like she's not going to be able to deal with some guy who can't fight just looks what does she walk around at what how much she we about she's not a a little girl Gina's I'd say what well when I saw her she was she yeah she's easily she fought 14 she she was 160 when I saw her she's hot yeah you know guys who think that girls need to be skinny you're crazy I don't my [ __ ] number Cur son I agree guys dude she's just all woman W Gina cron to me is the sexiest female fighter ever you want to make some Gladiator babies that's your [ __ ] girl 100% woo no doubt I mean for real man when she fought cyborg cyborg was at her juicest juice that hurt my feelings that was a hurt feelings fight I feel like guys should have jumped in there defended her well it would be a guy fighting I feel like Roger WTO should have jumped in then and defended a girl it's [ __ ] up man that was [ __ ] up it was such a [ __ ] Beatdown they almost are responsible for
the lack of drug testing they did for her they just didn't give a [ __ ] how come someone wasn't like man I think cyborg might be juicy got nicey her eyes are intense look at her eyes look at her nose see see what I'm talking abouty I think she's you know that's I I agree I take that back only her and Rhonda are the only two that have another has a good nose flattened you know what JJ though looks better without makeup I think it's when she puts makeup on where's that godamn Polo top is where it gets trouble she's such a in her country in Poland Polo tops are it's hot it's like R black people in the Renaissance days you know like back then it was good to be rubenesque it was sexy it kept you protected from disease nobody had any foodp like yoga pants in La that's right first polish UFC champion first female European UFC champion she is this is what it should say under her title badass [ __ ] six time world Muay Thai Champion right 100% legit you watch her Muay Thai it's so crisp first of all her [ __ ] jab is a laser beam MH and it's so fast and so Technical and she has confidence TR is cool She's So Gangster what's she doing here that video of her lighting up the pads Jesus Christ that's impressive I haven't seen it you haven't seen it Jamie pull that video up the video of her from the UFC Instagram page just to get a feel for the [ __ ] hands speed this chick possesses for for the UFC they need her to be a dominant Champion to make this uh was it strawweight to make the strawweight division exciting yeah we need her to just dominate [ __ ] like Ronda is cuz if you have the belt constantly switching it's hard for people to jump on board you know what I'm saying I agree I agree I think people will catch on like her fists are like Rhonda's armar you know like she sort of has like trademark fun thing to watch yeah I don't I would what's all of her striking it's not just her fist her [ __ ] elbow elbows that [ __ ] is no watch this look at that look up at that screen watch this here's your worst nightmares damn look [ __ ] hand speed dude and then watch your sprawl light it up light it up light it up sprawl light it up light it up light it up sprawl light it up light it up light it up sprawl Come On Son Tony it might be too much my man
it's too much for you look at the look how confident she is look at how Jesus her hand speed is insane the world I need a girl like that to defend me if I ever make fun of somebody too bad and they get in my face that that looks like it's speed it up that camera's speed it up no it isn't look at the guy the guy movement's totally normal sick look at the guy's movement that doesn't look speed it up at all unable no that's not speed dude she's 115 lbs of Fury I'm boxing today too man watch watch me watch my hit Ms today no you're going to throw your hands in the air that you're going to hit things with your hands you're definitely not boxing yeah I am Wayne mccullock makes me wear head gear right God damn it he hates when I do it he hates that I fight he hates it no I hate that you think you're fighting that's what he hates you don't know you don't you guys video on me I've seen you and Wayne I've seen you sit down during the middle of the round from exhaust that's true I am 48 I just don't care enough last time I hit then why do it shut up shut up last time I hit mits I puked did you it's so hard it's it's exhausting do it three times a week well you know what you know what it is I'll help both you out get in shape hey BR what's wrong with you hey bro I'm in shape how dare you not if you got to sit between rounds I don't have to sit anymore between rounds now I know how to my energy you know every time you sit I get a text from someone he's not there Brian's the onlyy does got MTI has seen me Spar in a long time I got multiple Eyes on You Brian's the only guy who in between rounds you got people watching me I text everyone say let me know how he does Brian is it true that in between rounds when you sit down a guy comes and fixes your hair yes and wets me down with a with a towel has a Bentley belt is it true that when when you're sparring you get afraid that you're sweating too much yeah he comes over and Whispers motivational things in my ear does it upset you that you're wetter in round two than in round one sometimes I look good when I'm wet she's confident too man she's so cool dude she's a badass look at her I would eat her ass W you get nose deep in that ass you probably have to just she's going to
make you son eating elbows just to save your life oh she's nervous you're going to eat that ass so you're not eating dinner that night this got to be nerve-wracking ooh kiss kiss kiss nose to nose nose to nose beak to beak beak to be beak to beak dog dude let me explain something to you all you [ __ ] guys right now you got to get your jab in her face and you got to just follow up with a [ __ ] serious Ki okay predictions third round TKO by uppercut Yanna round two Roger wera jumps in there we go this is the fight we're watching this is the first of all these fight does anybody know who won the ceri won by decision Jesus JJ bring those shorts up well P I like the way she's moving light on the feet too throwing up a nice crisp jab yo on a TKO round one come on I would jump to guard look at that jab I like that jab oh [ __ ] is the [ __ ] don't kid yourself guys Pen's been training hard dude that jab that Yanna has is like one of my favorite Jabs in MMA I agree she mixes it up to the body too look at that she goes guess stand in the pocket though left hook pen standing right there in the pocketa yeah but do you understand what standing in the pocket means you have to exchange like these aren't exchanges she's getting feeling her out feeling that's what you got to do half guard jump to half guard guys can I tell you something pen is the real deal well pen has very good takedowns I'll tell you that you saw that on The Ultimate Fighter she's really good at hip tosses good luck taking [ __ ] she's going to take taking her back behind her Brian you realize this isn't a take down well she's got a headlock headlock your Rhonda loves this [ __ ] position difference between Olympic Jud [ __ ] pen look at this she escapes Rhonda's a Jud is [ __ ] she's taking some shots man covering up and keeping her eyes open I'll tell you what I don't like JJ's long board shorts me neither shoulders was around her shoulders keeping her protecting her chin that right comes she's throwing a Chuck Lidell style right don't let that [ __ ] Roy nson right hand hit [ __ ] pen oh oh that great timing by pen look at
this down right back up right back up I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie you guys I'm going for Penny really kind of how come I don't know man because she's such an underdog I agree wow Brandon I'm with you I am really liking yanna's takedown defense the UFC needs JJ to win but it's fitting that her name's Penny because yanna's GNA beat her like a wet noodle see what I did there see what I did by the way by the way that's good take down defense look at this balance look at this taked down defense Joe hates it when I do jokes he's disappointed disappointed I hate it when I see them coming down the [ __ ] train track not everybody sees them coming I I didn't see him [ __ ] flashing lights ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding it's a macaroni joke coming your way oh my God don't let him don't let him suppress you you keep with the jokes who nice knee to the body what P has to do nice KN to the body P's going to tire her out you guys I told you this nasty elbow on the clinch nasty elbow she can hold on for life it's not going to save her I see a [ __ ] foot going her face this a five round fight kids yes sir oh don't do that good left hook pan can take it I'll tell you that man can she's taking some good shots yeah I mean they're 115 pounds who's Jessica training with pen she trains she trains uh she trains at bu's gym for Jiu-Jitsu I know she goes there all the time she was at rain for a long time and then she also trains at uh Ruka with bisbing be honest I'm excited about oh [ __ ] there you go there's your champ stand up come on yeah she's going to catch her any second you hope I know how sad are you going to be if she gets submitted Tony it's it's it's impossible she doesn't get tired [ __ ] her up Jessica got hurt she got hurt she got hurt yeah she right oh elbow she's tucking her head in good she's talking her head in good look how how good [ __ ] hips by Yana can't back the head yeah I know right that was a little slightly illegal minute to go you get a warning but she's got to survive go to your butt and recover there you go just sit there chill [ __ ] your legs let her
kick the legs cool chill and recover yeah but she needs those legs oh well she needs her [ __ ] cobwebs but those are girl legs girl legs are all soft they can't take not JJ [ __ ] bats little s look at those little snaps SED so weird snap see she's recovering this is smart man it is smart super smart yeah she's defin you get dropped to the body the exact same thing you do letting her cobwebs clear up a little bit here and she's look at this butt scooting stand them up all right that's a good way to get back up to your feet clean too do the butt scoot they back up they don't want to butt scoot yep okay Jessica pan man she's game as [ __ ] game as [ __ ] dude don't kid yourself come on Jessica and you know what all this a legit [ __ ] was that a take down was that a take down it was it was 100% legit she still lost the round but she's showing that she's game as [ __ ] that she's still H in there come on Jessica don't worry and by the way you know you got to think that this is [ __ ] wearing on making her fight that kind of grueling grappling extra exchanges is going to wear on yuana Y and she's going to slow down yep [Music] M see Jessica with a right hand look at this very nice look at this great timing great timing on that shot dude she's the real deal man well she's forcing her to wrestle and when she forces her to wrestle look at this Yan nice nasty elbow on the CL that's the one that popped the she has to get inside man ni stay on theide she is mean Yan man she's mean well you know how hard life is in Poland if you look like that yep and if you're a fighter skinny little wiry chick hard life man hard life the boys aren't the boys aren't knocking at the door to take you on dates Pony is she got one of the funniest guys on the planet after her when they stick it in they're not nice she's funny too she's got a good sense she always like makes cracks jokes way she needs to see you is at a show and she'll fall in love that's right well Tony should we set this up can I open for you in Poland Tony let's see if Jessica B does anything s she she's throwing like these one
punches one and one two and you just can't do that with Yana she's just so ready to be there right when that second punch gets pulled back well especially if you're looking for a taked down you got to throw more than one shot then shoot yeah especially if she doesn't anticipate a third or fourth Punch Coming like no change of angles no uppercuts so she's looking for the one if she throws the one the two's coming behind it and that's about it and she knows she's going to be right there pulling back and then countering instantly when that punch pulls back yeah JJ's too high level to get caught with that [ __ ] look at this and that running tough there you go just close the gap though look at this Yanna with the clinch here man Yanna gets pan but she's got to be careful of that head the way she leaves that head there pan when you watch The Ultimate Fighter she took a lot of girls down from that headlock position and look at this this the Judo toss from the headlock position I'd like more head kicks out of JJ I be honest let's [ __ ] let's go girl well she doesn't do it because she wores about people taking her down but tell you what standing right there man [ __ ] casos she's tough dude yep on her toes she good really good job oh T my feet straight left ouch jab to the body's nasty too oh look at this combination Pen's reaching that combination is nasty this fight's close to being over gentlemen yeah it's getting rough it's getting rough P's she's taking a beating let watch this kicks come on pen last a third round yeah I love love the movement of Yanna the way she slides away from things then comes right back in and attacks there's those head kicks she's loosening up now yeah like it man like it God damn oh oh nice elbow oh she wins oh nasty blood damn her no her nose wide open this fight's over this fight over look at this combination God damn that hand speed is rid ridiculous holy [ __ ] meanwhile look at oh look at that in the clinch she lands an elbow right to that same spot on the nose this is smart of Penny [ __ ] yeah she needs to bleed inside of yanna's ear just get her nose go in her ear and bleed in is not she can take Serious punishment man she has to well what the [ __ ] else she can do Bro Look
At That Elbow nasty her nose is splattering O JJ's comfort hands down just a that nose look at this look at her face jump guard son head kick just barely missed pen get on the hook jump to half guard you want is setting up the left high kick when she goes south yeah look her covered in her opponent com knee knee knee three KN another in the clinch I'll tell you what I've never seen a female fighter [ __ ] another girl up with this much damage ever look at her face man this is insane she looks like a monster movie yeah she do she has a giant gash on her nose man real quick Tony you're still into this or I'm I love this look at look at my girl she's covered in her opponent's blood like a [ __ ] Warrior and you're still attracted more attracted okay I like winners Tony that's all the gay and Tony coming to the surface manifesting itself in the form of a dominant afraid H he's not afraid of a real woman you you [ __ ] you chauvinist he's appearing he's imagining with a strap on right now Tony what about Caitlyn Jen oh her left eye is closed her right eye is all [ __ ] up too man D oh Jesus look at this combo hey real quick how tough is Jess remember JJ's 115 lbs [ __ ] girls up like this you don't see damage like this at in the female division K to the body Jesus how about Jessica P Jessica pan is a bad bad bad [ __ ] yes she is it's fitting that her name's Penny cuz it looks like she has tomato sauce all over her face it was a better one J on the name p problem but I saved the better one for a second it's so hard to fight somebody this good look at this look the blood I mean it's a tomato sauce J come on wait till the third round so big Brown's predictions right no no ouch Fouch oh head kick oh Jesus Christ what do you do against I got a new favorite female fighter yeah she's a beast bro yeah pen is tough no I'm just kidding JJ's my favorite no wait till the third 15 seconds [ __ ] combination my God I said third round TKO baby dude this is so impressive and look at this pan is still working for the take she's super flexible son wow yes going to the third this thing's TK on the third baby I want to see forward
corner it's like I'm a [ __ ] or so [ __ ] impressed with her my God I love her look at her [ __ ] you gash on her nose man oh they're going to stop that my God look at the cut on her nose I've never seen a cut on her nose like that before now bear with me here now because it's a female will they stop it earlier than if it was a male wait for it it depends there's not a lot of experience with female fighting we're in Germany right oh my God that's a huge gash man well they put adrenaline on it and they could try to close it up they close it up with Vaseline ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch [ __ ] that that's I think it was an elbow that Lit her up it was an elbow right there that was it right there immediately the blood flows JJ's my favorite fighter now hey Tony I'm on board I don't want to [ __ ] her but she's my favorite fighter I'm telling you she she's my favorite fighter [ __ ] in man this [ __ ] is bad hey real quick I've never watched her fight I got to be honest I don't watch a lot of girl fights to see Ronda fight somebody in that weight class with this kind of striking would be very interesting not really would grab a hold of her and [ __ ] toss her 20 her nose God her nose is just totally smashed what a badass you got to give it up man Jessica banet is no joke dude Jess no you don't get to this level without [ __ ] being tough come on man this is different this is more than tough this is transcendent well for sure relax this is [ __ ] well no easy Jesus Christ I won't easy know for sure take it easy good God come on Jessica wow come on girl baby so impressive Jessica Pan's toughness man so impressed ouch ouch keep your hands up please keep your hands up dude I've never seen a little 115lb female fighter [ __ ] a girl up like this in my entire life she's so good cyborg doesn't do this to girls she throws [ __ ] Sledgehammer of hands out I mean but she doesn't have this kind of technique no ouch keep your hands up please keep your hands up dude I've never seen a little 115lb female fighter [ __ ] a girl up like this in my entire life she's so good cyborg doesn't do this to girls throw [ __ ] sledgehammers of hands out I mean but she doesn't have this kind of technique no what everything's calculated look at
the weth above and below her ey don't let her get Jesus Christ who's next for JJ no [ __ ] want to sign up for this claa day and her had a really close fight she won a split decision yeah you're talking about the the 2.0 JJ yeah well she's a different JJ now she's a champ oh she's got the another elbow uh for sure finish this round some right though JJ what are you talking about what [ __ ] froze it froze yeah oh we reboot it man reboot it is going for the fight will be over just reboot it reboot it [ __ ] that is can they hear the recording is still live right recording yeah Jessica penny is not tired contact her wind is amazing she's she's tired but look at her wind she keeps moving man well yeah [ __ ] dude she is definitely tough as [ __ ] ouch ouch she's so tough man she just doesn't have an answer to this who does look at the swelling all over her face look at her still moving her head still so pan is definitely game God is she ever hands up damn hands up God I'm stressed out right what a left hook come on [ __ ] T why you stressed out I don't like to see girls get [ __ ] up man really I don't it's I don't either I don't either Bron I don't either I hate exhausted I'm exhausted I hate it I cring I don't feel I feel sick I know my hands feel numb JJ is a [ __ ] nightmare machine she hasn't been touched she's no good she's no joke that's for sure man her technique is so beautiful to watch go to body I like how she switches up too Southpaw or Orthodox either one effective that jab is ridiculous God damn ouch oh oh oh oh Jessica pan with the clinch you want to got a little careless there Jessica trying to drag her to the ground Jessica draging her to the ground look at this hard to get her down man she's going to knock her nose off of her face the blood just squirting on the knee of yan it's squirting out of that girl's face this a hell of a fight [ __ ] yeah it is man I think it's interesting that the UFC as male Centric as it has been for so long is a leader in feminist like a feminist activity like a leader in women's fighting and it's and it's as exciting as men's right now well there's no women's boxing of any prominence right now you don't know of any Women's Champions nobody talks about it in the
other leagues just not well there's Invicta right they're all female but boxing I mean there's only there's only a lion fight that has women's Bo tie fights you Time Bomb she's a [ __ ] dude I just watched the other day I was so impressed I had to tweet it out I was like goddamn Tiff time bomb's a beast she's a beast get a girl like that to learn too son mhm get a girl like that to learn how to sprawl right enjoy that well you got JJ on your hands that there you go well she's at that same level if not higher yeah she's a multi and Tiffany could go do some modeling if she wanted to too you know what I'm saying that's when you get a superstar not that JJ can't be a superar elbows man those elbows in tight JJ go ahead and finish her for me girl hey brenon when when when your nose is that way what what does the doctor do there stuff it they uh put things in in it but like up it but then in the back they set they set your nose I've had my nose set twice they set it oo but your adrenaline has to stay up jab go [ __ ] right hand now stop the fight stop this fight stop this fight big brown call it thir St [ __ ] fight that was crazy she's a beast she is a [ __ ] beast scary look at that blood on the side no wants a piece of that son who's next is that what she said who's next yeah what if she looked at the camera and said Tony you're getting [ __ ] tonight I love it what what a [ __ ] badass She's So Cool J Mad respect for Jessica Pen's a fan favorite now you cannot be a fan she so tough oh look at her [ __ ] nose dude look at her nose oh my God Christ oh my God need that nose now when you get a gash like that easily that that opens up easier the next time right Scar Tissue well yeah on the nose it's not too bad it's on that eyes were in trouble I mean that they're going to they're going to repair it they'll do a great job did you see um uh they've who the [ __ ] showed a oh um uh Rael Pennington Rael Pennington had a big gash on her forehead and then she made pictures of it before and after like the job that they did like repairing it they did an amazing job like you can't even see the scar I don't know how the [ __ ] they did it I mean they have like really good plastic surgeons these days scar tissues
[ __ ] man yeah and people scar differently like black people they tend to get more choid scars they're for some reason their scars like they they have like thicker welt type scars they stick up higher depends on the person and it depends it's l of it's genetic I had a nose job after I fought crocop he shattered my nose with an elbow and I was worried I was like God it might be [ __ ] from now on the doctor's like no your nose probably won't ever break again cuz what the way they structure it there's so Advanced now it's stronger wow stronger after you break it how do they do it what are they doing I'm not sure cuz he threw an elbow and like shattered my nose into pieces so they put like a mesh net in it almost oh okay so that her face isn't touched look at her [ __ ] face look at Jessica's face God I feel bad for dude how about what she going to look like in 6 hours that's awful man look at this [ __ ] monster not touched not touched she's a badass man you get somebody that far ahead of you and striking what are you going to do I mean she trying to take him down cuz she's far ahead of her in grappling but didn't pay off yeah not just far ahead in Striking but take down defense as well unbelievable taked down defense yeah her takedown defense is nasty incredible balance Dan Hardy rocking the [ __ ] Converse Allstars she's totally about to take his mic from him if he if he let the other ones have it she crank this up so we can hear this again [Music] again nobody going to take this bed from me I say to Jessica that this fight going to be a war was it a war not really it's more of a beat well it's a kind of War like when the UFC has a war like this it's sort of like when the United States invades Afghanistan it's kind of a war I guess or we're just bullies it's not like we got touched God come on give me a shout out could you imagine my number one fan Tony hinch cff golden pony golden pony I'm coming I ride you to success and victory oh I think she said it it's our
belt at this boom kick to the face kid look at this elbow SP I was ready for her I was training so hard so you could see it boom fly down JJ's my favorite fighter her angles are amazing God damn it come on Mark R seen enough God damn she's good I I agree with you big brown this is so important for this division to have a dominant Champion like that to really make everybody excited about it think think if there's no Ronda at 135 what do we do who's what do you do it changes what's going to change nonstop yeah there's nothing there's no that's the problem with Ronda at that weight class though is it unless cyborg can get down to 135 who do you anticipate it's even a challenge well Rhonda's a different story because she's such a dominant champ and she's just destroying it now it's like all right this isn't cool like she's like she's moved past that point for 115 we need it but ronda's already gone past that point where we have to have some sort of competition cuz like I I bet when she fights in Brazil I bet the numbers aren't great cuz she's destroying [ __ ] so you get the Mike Tyson effect where you're too good where it's like hold up I'm not going to spend $70 to see her murk some girl in 15 seconds right cuz the comp cuz then not that she's not fighting good Fighters but people assume that they're not good and Ronda is just being you know spoonfed which is not true oh look at that [ __ ] elbow do you think bch COA has a chance absolutely not she has nothing oh oh really bch and you're going to talk [ __ ] about Rhonda's dad commit suicide you [ __ ] up son she did yeah well she said that she Rhonda doesn't commit suicide after the fight she didn't said she didn't know that her dad suicide you don't believe her no I don't believe her she may not have I think she got too much heat and then she was like a [ __ ] gross but but you give Rhonda a reason to break your [ __ ] arm cuz her dad what dude she's in trouble and but the UFC is doing everything they can to be like all right this one's going to be close we're Center to Brazil to fight in the home country of batch yeah no come on wow it's it's too much man but it's not Rhonda's fault but the public views it as oh they're just tossing anyone to Rhonda but that's what's best available
it's not Rhonda's fault there's your girl Tony look at her yeah keeping my eye on these coaches of hers they're getting a little touchy your [ __ ] hands off my girl she's so good does she have a nickname no they need to make one for her God I just refer her as JJ JJ's a good name for her man I like JJ you can Market that man yeah no I like JJ I think I think you nailed it the other one the jerk dick I don't think we should use that one I just didn't know what to say a dick I took some heat for that J dick so impress with her man too her [ __ ] technique is so spectacular scary little thing she's so good dude I've never seen a female fighter just destroy a girl and break her down and do that damage better than cyborg way better than cyborg way better way more way more skillful and not just overwhelmingly physically dominant it's all technique cuz yes destroying girls with submissions but she's not like cutting breaking him down destroying him this girl clauda gelia and her had a very close fight this this is the next one in line cuz Claud gelia they went to a [ __ ] split decision they went to war man and gadea took her down like gadea is no joke J gadea is pretty and by the way I thought gadela won the fight wow I thought gadela won the decision I thought it was very close but I thought won it Brazilian yeah CL 12 and one and that one is to Yanna DN wow the one is to Yana and the one was a very [ __ ] close fight very close think they give to JJ next how long ago did they fight I want to say a year and a half ago you're dealing with a confident JJ right now yeah it was before her her title fight with um it was to to set up the the title fight with the sparza Michelle waterson's in their division now though she Victa she's not in the UFC she's in the UFC now oh really they brought her over UFC yeah she look heavily she looks heavily mus muscled I wonder if some of that is to help yeah yeah she might test positive Michelle Waton though beat uh submitted Jessica pen Michelle wat's a beast man yeah she is a beast she's very good Jackson yeah mhm another see you want to talk about someone who for sure stop doing that you want to talk about someone who's super marketable Michelle
Waton cuz she's really pretty too yeah it's true well they need that man and they need to make sure that she's ready because she won't be pretty after she RS right girl tends to unpre ify you I AG she does look at her who's next who's next next next next jeez we last next she's only 27 too man she's what they need now when when she what does she study just strict Muay Tha because that looks like boxing six time World Champ she's definitely got great hands it's Thai is you know Muay Thai is boxing as well like there's a lot of muay thai fighters like yson kly is a [ __ ] badass boxer I mean Muay Thai is not mean that they don't have good hands especially today in this day and age ramoner came Holland a lot of those didn't on their hands as but once the European and once some of the American guys started going over to Holland or to Thailand and fighting you you started to see a lot more hand techniques from the ties the elbows are the the [ __ ] because people are really good with elbows man Dage yeah they're doing so much damage like what she did yes or look at Crow cop Conor McGregor 2008 oh Crank that up oh wow wow look at him he had all zits all over his face in 200 not looking sharp he really stepped his game up he's got a big head huh yes he Noggin I'm the future that's when he was like 16 damn man you know he was about to retire two years ago yeah about to retire he had a friend apparently his friend got so battered up in a fight that they told him to never fight him fight again yeah he was really worried like thinking about his life like [ __ ] what am I doing was out of the gym his coach called him cuz the UFC offered him a fight he didn't answer the phone he told the story on the podcast he didn't answer the phone over and over again finally he was like ah [ __ ] it I'll pick it up how crazy is Anderson Silva same thing basically was going to walk away and no was like no man let's let's see what happens keep going they get signed by the UFC and does [ __ ] work on Chris leben he was retired and noer that's why he owes his career he says that he goes I owe everything to noera because big nog was like no man just keep going for a little bit let's see what happens and he talked him into what does Anderson do
now I mean he's in this weird predicament too with the drug testing where they uh apparently they found like he had two two samples and one of them tested positive and the other one from a different lab did not test positive so there's this dispute as to which one was correct that's weird the thing that bother me is he just denies it like he should just come out and be like listen my leg was [ __ ] up I used some stuff to get my like better I think he said that I don't think he did he's from what I've he he's denied every bit of it really yeah cuz he went on the ultimate fighter and he was like I've never taken serid this is [ __ ] it's all scam I thought he said Anders I thought they said Anderson admitted to taking something to heal his leg but it was out of competition and then once he because he tested positive more than once you know yeah tested positive before before the fight in Camp and then he tested positive again after the fight but he tested negative after the first positive I'm I'm always fascinated with those those moments in your life where one person says one thing to you and it changes the course of your life what do you mean you know what I mean like when somebody goes hey don't don't quit keep going maybe one more and and you think of those times that were seminal in your in your life that one person one teacher one guy who says one productive thing or or one negative thing well I stopped competing I sto fighting and I I focus 100% on Comedy because this one kid at an open mic night said to me that I was really good when I first started but I've drifted off oh and I was like [ __ ] he's right I really he was I didn't even get upset I was like he's right it was like 6 months in it stung it's [ __ ] stung it stung so important though so important to hear that sit with it I was I was telling Brian um the talk we had right about not fighting anymore and how I need to move on uh but we were talking I was talking to Nate Mar cart's head coach and um I sent him what Nate tweet twed out how he made all the excuses and they tweeted back to me yeah he he wasn't feeling good he was sick I'm like no no no no I get that I get that it's time to move on man you have got to tell them it's your guys' duties to move on and then it hit me I'm like this is why
[ __ ] Joe was so honest with me because if you kind of skimp around it and you leave the you know like you kind of you're worried about their feelings I can come up with a million excuses why I can be World Champ you know what I'm saying but you have to F it's going to hurt like a [ __ ] and might ruin your career but you just [ __ ] hit him right straight man you got to be dead honest cuz even his coaches are like no he can figure this out I'm like no no no [ __ ] it's over you have got to tell him it's time to move on like yeah but he might do this like for what so the UFC gives them these young lines and they make a name off of them for what man he have he there's just there's things we're seeing where it's not good yeah there's a certain point in time where your your time is past you and you got to understand when when that time is and the only way to understand when that time is is you have to be objective with yourself you have to be honest with yourself and you need someone to tell you you can't be objective and honest with yourself CU you don't get to an elite level of fighting being objective you don't because you know do I Still Believe I Can Be A Champion yeah I do no you know no matter well especially now like what if orlovski beats verdom and then you look at orlovski in your fight which is you could have easily won that fight yeah I definitely beat him but and you look at that and you go well how can be champ yeah yeah which which is great but to me it's like um when when I never it never hit me till till I was talking to Nate and I was like oh my God this is what Joe did to with me like you you have to be so [ __ ] honest and you can't tiptoe around their feelings because they're not going to get it it's really weird like sometimes you'll see like I that the first time like I appreciate but that literally last week was the first time I ever was like oh my God I get it cuz Fighters you don't get to that level without this crazy confidence man and people tell you stuff and and sometimes it's not good you have to block that out and just keep going what's also different than anything else like if you were a musician no one would ever talk to you like that but the difference between being a musician and making bad songs and being a fighter and getting punched in the face is that
you're going to suffer for the rest of your life with any unnecessary damage that you take and the more you can stop that the more you can have a great rest of your life you know what a friend told me though when I was we were arguing about Nate I'm like bro I'll [ __ ] talk to them right cuz me and Nate are very close and I was like I'll talk to him but he goes all right he goes the difference between Joe talking to you and you talking to Nate is you have other options I don't have to ever fight again I'm I'm [ __ ] fine man my life's actually better now that I'm not fighting so much way better Nate what's Nate gonna do true or any fighter well I'm just saying don't know coach yeah it's hard dude it's hard well most guys don't prepare for it kids they also don't have that kind of personality that you have that translates really easily into podcasting and [ __ ] around and being entertain whatever you doing you guys are having fun [ __ ] around yeah you're [ __ ] around and cracking jokes and you know that's that's entertaining and he's not that guy he's not entertaining but the guy I was talking to I'm not going to say his name but he just goes he goes that's easy for you to say because you can walk away and you're going to make more money not fighting so you're like yeah see you everything's great and dandy these other Fighters they don't have that man to fall back there's no 401K there's no retirement plan Nate has four kids a wife of mortgage bills fighting's his number one source of income you see him and then El Le he's not getting like stunned with every shot that lands like grey Maynard grey Maynard bugs me you know I really like that guy he's May he's a good dude and a great fighter and he came that close to winning the world title and now you see him and he gets lit up and you see like his body just starts short Circ heartbreaking man it's hard what what if Reebok did this to help Fighters out what this is a little off distance here what if Reebok said all right to help Fighters out cuz you're only getting paid when you fight right so guys are hustling trying to figure things out what if in obviously rebok has the money and obviously UFC has the money because they're drug testing every [ __ ] fighter a million times which is expensive what if Reebok
did a monthly payment system where you're not forced to take fights where you're not getting injured and showing up for fights what if you did a monthly plan it's not they don't have enough money there's not enough money invested in this you think about the $70 million that Reebok put in over six years which is nothing yeah it's not much you got 600 Fighters or something on the [ __ ] 70 million to rebot nothing but to to give people enough money to live comfortably I didn't say comfortably I'm just saying it helps out cuz the fighters are losing tons of monthlies right yeah so you make that up and they're not you're not you know risking fighting injured stuff like that brain trauma you they get they're getting monthlies do that make sense maybe but you know what the real problem is securing a future outside of fighting and with a guy like you you have more potential outside of fighting now than anybody and more than you've ever had before and as your podcast your podcast is [ __ ] giant right now and it's growing at this crazy rate where you guys are millions and millions of downloads every month and it's going to keep going and going and going and going and going and it's just getting stratospheric they don't have that they don't if and you have like all this thing you have something to work for like you see you see like progress and excitement it's like you're making a smooth transition these guys they don't have that and when they don't have that there's literally nothing talk to your boy Shane you know what is Carwin doing he's working as an engineer that is just not the same as being the [ __ ] heavyweight champ of the UFC is not the same of the glory when he smashed Frank Mir you know when he smashed Frank Mir and got a hold of him to tied them up in that clinch and just ripping those [ __ ] uppercuts I mean that is Glory just glory on the highest level excitement on the highest level and when that ends and all a sudden you're getting a paycheck and the government gets a big piece of that paycheck that paycheck is not much anyway no yeah like I I I it's depressing to talk about it was just true I for Fighters most you know so my reference is all dogs don't go to heaven fighting it's not like the movies Man this ain't a Mark Wahlberg movie where the credits rolling he's
walking off in the sunset with a bag full of money it's usually not like that man no and we all know guys that when we talk to them we see the diminishing things we see their eyes not focusing right we see their gate one of the things that bothered me about watching Nate fight was how close his stance was there's something that happens when when Fighters get hit a lot where their legs they start moving their stance closer and closer together and it's just like they don't have that wide like you know see how Connor fights he's got this wide stance moving when when guys get hit a lot they start moving their legs closer and closer together and it's almost like they their balance is [ __ ] their motor skills are affected you know it's one of the things that I talked to uh guy meder is working with this uh company in Dallas that uh uh rehabilitates people from traumatic brain injuries and it's one of the things that they talked about is the gate like you could see the differences in the way people stand and the way they move and the way they they move inside the ring there there's a Bren and I were talking about whether or not and it's a very tricky thing to pull off whether there should be some kind of an expert body a governing body of experts who can look at somebody in their fight and say you just can't fight anymore you lose your license okay but you say that but how do you how do you stop orlovski from fighting good orlovski because orlovski was on the way out orlovski gets starched by Fedor starched flatlined he gets uh starched by uh Serge Sergey katanov starch Strike Force he get lost toig foot beat the [ __ ] out of him by Rumble Rumble smashes him in the first round breaks his jaw and you're look at him you're like this guy's going to stop now he comes back to the UFC wins a couple fights knocks out Travis Brown and he's next in line for a I say I would say the answer to that is that's a hard case and hard cases don't make good laws and and I and I hear you it's an outli and and I think if you'd have to weigh the overall sort of benefit to to con to that so so I do think that I do think that most of those those comeback decisions could be avoided where you'd have you'd make most of the decision would be very good if you had a
group of people who really knew their [ __ ] and they took in all the factors most people would go that person 36 years old whatever he is 37 38 he's been starched whatever many times he's not the same he's not moving the same right he's got to stop how more important but how do you tell them to stop when you tell people it's okay to skydive when you tell people it's okay to base jump when you put on a wing suit and jump off a cliff but is it also worth it like if I'm a professional [ __ ] swimmer that's like me go having this great career and be like this is [ __ ] crazy man I got wet yeah you jump in water you get wet you fight you get punched in the face you get head trauma same [ __ ] so we know what we're signing up for [ __ ] though and and the reason it's not the same [ __ ] is that head trauma and the and the damage these guys are taking they're going to pay for for the rest of their life and it's life shortening I don't think you could say the same thing about things like swimming and things so you don't think we know that that's like and I hate compared to war and soldiers that's like a soldier signed up for the Marines get going out on a [ __ ] tour getting shot and me like what the [ __ ] this is [ __ ] man just addressing the fact that F you don't get to be a fighter and a great fighter uh like a lot of the guys without being objective is probably not your friend in the ring when you're a young man that's in all sports though football everything but with ten you don't think Joe Montana was if it was up to him he'd still be slanging football as the 49ers at 60 years old for every athlete's going to keep going till well the NFL and the NBA is it's very simple right nope there's a young guy we're not paying you anymore that's why it really bums me out that they go after a guy like Roger Clemens for using growth hormone to throw a ball faster oh it's [ __ ] cuz like why like he's yeah he's using some stuff but by the way that stuff's not illegal it's not like he's using meth okay he's using stuff that's legal you can buy it that your body produces anyway your body produces It Anyway scientists developed it it makes your body work better and all he's doing is prolonging his career throwing a baseball he's investing in himself no one's getting hurt from Roger Clemens taking growth hormone and still
throwing guess what every guy that he's pitching to is on the same [ __ ] yeah so what's the point and he's not hurting these guys it's not like he's kickboxing and because of this he's allow you know he's showing up with Hyper human hormone levels that allow him to absorb punches like Tic Tacs and just beat guys down and you know like vanderlay in his prime like that kind of [ __ ] you know but that also comes back down to the old idea of competition sport on a fair playing field that's where that's that would be the argument that the commission would make in baseball right they'd say well you know you you you're you have an advantage than over doesn't have an advantage because he's still just a pitcher and it's not he's throwing some ball 190 mph when no one's ever seen that before throwing he's throwing pitches at a normal speed I mean he's not doing anything unusual I mean you know what I'm saying I do it's I mean I think baseball is one of the worst arguments I agree when it comes to steroids it's a skills am and the amount of crap that Barry Bonds took like just being booed and Bro Look at Alex Rodriguez right now bro he just broke 3000 home run it's insane he just passed like Hank Garen Babe Ruth all [ __ ] ESPN won't cover it there's a little ticker at the bottom but there's not a lot the Yankees he spoke you all these bonuses Yankees are saying nope we can't Market this because you're known as a steroid user he's like what the [ __ ] to my contract you owe me $6 million if I hit this Milestone that's never been done the Yankees are saying nope we can't do it because we can't Market you hold on a second you voided the contract by being tested positive steroids is that true 100% true so he did he void his contract I mean legally is it void I I I'm not I don't know the contract but they're not paying him and he's not putting up a fight either wow look at Barry Bonds he won how many Golden Gloves did Barry Bonds won nine seven [ __ ] load and and that steroids are not going to help you necessarily field balls to that level and that skill well that's not true it's going to help you run faster you're going to get to the ball quicker but I'm saying like you said to your point a a great deal of baseball is skill and and I would say steroids for for baseball allow you to play long
so so well no it definitely allows you to hit a ball Harder Faster you know bat weighs less to you but you also play longer you can also just play into your late 30s where you probably couldn't because your bat speed slows down now do do you think and this comes with bullying and all this [ __ ] do you think with Society becoming a little bit sissified now it's like head trauma is a bigger deal cuz head trauma's always been there right I think about we know more about it though we know more about it but at the same time it's like oh we should stop this football they shouldn't play with helmets well when I signed up for football I'm like all I'm clashing my helmet against that dude it's probably not safe yeah but I do it you thought it was a bell your bell was wrong now as we learn more and more about not only what it does but the long-term effects it's harder to it's harder to condone it when you know that the people that are doing it right now are going to pay a very steep price or could pay it's harder for society I think to deal with the a a lot of athletes they're very I I think if you ask most of the athletes like hey man your brain's going to get [ __ ] up it's going to take 10 years off your life you're still going to do it most of them going to say yes well because they better than J yes they have no other options yeah I think that there's those stories existed before of the guy who got a concussion and the coach put him back in there and then he got paralyzed moments later but they never get broadcast because it wasn't the internet so those stories were trapped in Toledo Ohio and some you know some parents would tell their friends and it would be a tragedy but it would never make it across the the globe now those stories become huge International stories you also see your childhood Heroes talking about how they don't remember it Tony Dorset did that interview and talked about how he just forgets where he is what he's doing di Mike dicka Hall of Fame coach Hall of Fame player was like if I knew the repercussions was going to have on my players and myself I would never play football I would never coached any of it and they go would you let your sons or your grandkids play football he goes nope that's crazy that's Mike [ __ ] Mr Football
dicka that's so crazy talked about the fact that his son wants to play football and he said well that's not going to happen until you can basically you're in what sophomore or Junior in high school until your head start to develop or maybe College well then you're not playing right it's stupid but but that mria played what for seven years was like I don't want my son playing football right now is that amazing like he's fighting in MMA in the UFC and he's like d That's not as dangerous that football thing is what you really should be worried about I disagree really I mean I played them both I I yeah I think bad right yeah neither one's neither one's good for your health what's what's worse do you think well well okay so let's let's just say for example so what this uh 2016 would be my eighth year in the UFC right eight years in the NFL I'm set for life I get a stip in every month I have a retirement plan I 401K I'm good man I don't have to go [ __ ] figure something else out to do I can live off that I'm going be all right I have full benefits UFC I take some head trauma which I'm going to get if I'm in for eight years and I retire uh January 2nd after 8 years there's no stiping there's no 401K I have no options I better figure some [ __ ] out least in NFL I'm still going to get head trauma but at least I at least I'm going to get you know compensated for it down the road and it's not the UFC's fault because UFC right now you know we're getting there but we're in leather helmets if it's the NFL the NFL's had it's been around a long time it's a smooth operating machine there's a players union so I get that but if I have to pick least at least if I'm going to suffer head trauma at least I don't have to when I retire least get something back does that make sense yeah what do you think but what from the actual doing of the sport and I know it probably depends on the position but say a free safety or someone does that does a free safety take more head trauma than somebody who is an active fighter in the UFC I don't think so no I don't think so Jesus CU they they they have protection of a helmet on and then if you're talking if you're a heavyweight Sparr with other 260 plus pound professional athletes and when you're sparring especially now we have we have more
and guys aren't sparing that much taking as much you know hits but day I mean you get hit with a jab from a UFC heavyweight it's going to [ __ ] your brain up yeah and you're going to get hit it's what it's what you signed up for yeah yeah there's really no way around it no it's part it's part of the game Talking to Tony Jeff I mean he was he was like calculating in the how many fights how many head TR how many hits he took to the Head Aver 55,000 he said if he got hit uh six times a round in the head which is low if he got hit six times and he a how many rounds he did in amateur fights and pro fights he came out to what like 55,000 55,000 hits to the Head yeah and I did I kind of did it on my calculator and he was right I was like godamn well think about George St Pierre we know he got hit 800 plus times inside the ox Crazy by world class Fighters how many times yeah how many times did he get hit in head of the gym you know how many how many different rounds did he Spar and he goes hard man can't be good he goes hard yeah he does huh and against the very best in the world once they come up if they come up with a way to regenerate brain cells if they come up with a way to fix like if they come up with some sort of stem cell injection when they can regenerate your tissue oh then we're good then we're good [ __ ] yeah the best sport in the world yeah then it's like man why worry about it you know maybe they give you some [ __ ] it makes you way smarter than everybody else once you get brain damage be dope like that movie what's that movie they're trying to reverse engineer the brain that's a brain project in both China and and close the brain so complicated every everything else they're good the brain they can't figure out very difficult it's a 10-year project that nuts yeah they just I think they're coming really close to reverse engineering the red blood cell of a dog which means that then they'll be able to do it with a human which really means they'll be able to replicate it with a tiny machine well that's what KW was saying kers was saying they're going to come up with artificial blood cells that are so efficient you'll be able to take one deep breath and go to the bottom of a pool for an hour yep yep how about that how about that and Sprint you'll be able to sprint on a
breath like you can just run dude Sports will never be the same it won't be as fun it won't be fun man thousand years from now mental strength won't be it won't be good no it's going to be so different it'll be it'll be how what the technology in your body what can you afford you know what's cool well not cool is people are going to be like you know what I want my kid to play like LeBron James and look like Brad Pit well but that race is that race is that's not good ites every on the playing level field like you want people to be different man well it raises what like then if say you could do that say you could engineer like the perfect person right then it would then it would be it would raise really weird questions about what a human being is because so much of what we Define a human being and their ability they never be able to figure out how to make someone smart or make someone have a good personality make someone have a funny sense of humor the sense of humor especially you can't really that with a computer how you put it all together and stuff mean you can have a guy look like Brad Pit all you want if somebody like you comes along and Goofs on him and he falls apart emotionally he's not used to it that's huge you're like look at you you're not genetically engineered are you what would you have done without that probably starve you know look at you your [ __ ] science project you're going to walk away with the girls that's what we we were talking about that like with an athlete where we're like there is in the human element there's the immeasurable there's something called sense of humor personality things like so we were talking about athletes like you can you can measure the best athlete a guy can run the fastest jump the highest you know all that stuff yet somehow they don't win games the way somebody who does all that stuff in an average way does or not as well so Wayne Gretzky didn't have the fastest Slap Shot not even close wasn't the fastest skater somehow he could put it all together and the question becomes how much of a factor does that measure in when you talk about how good an athlete somebody is well that's Larry Bird you know Larry Bird was never a great athlete but his [ __ ] accuracy and those three-pointers his competitive
comptitive Edge demeanor confidence and his ability to get into the other players head the biggest trash talker yeah I mean you know you're looking at a guy that's like a pasty white dude it didn't look anything like LeBron jamesw so awesome so dope but that is that that weird human X Factor that thank God exists because technology may be moving forward but it does Tony you're a football fan when you watch it are do you care that there's brain trauma going on oh of course yeah it's [ __ ] crazy but you still watch it every Sunday yeah yeah fighting you like you just want so you realize J Capen is got brain damage abely don't give a [ __ ] I I got I got a couple bad concussions back in high school wrestling days got stuck in a head scissors and a guy slam my head you know he pops back and I was out I woke up with puke all over me on the M like that helmet that you were wearing that cryo helmet those guys contacted me you like that I like the idea I like what they're doing for you know just cool me is a a really cool nonprofit organization um that basically tries to get the word out there that when you have head trauma uh he was a veteran I think Daniel damn Daniel Ortega Daniel Ortiz uh I'm sorry I can't Daniel Gonzalez I think his name is and he runs it and he was a he was he was Mexican names Gonzalez yeah Daniel Gonzalez Vasquez sorry Daniel for not getting your name but but Daniel was in the in Military and I believe he's a medic and one of the things that they found is that when you have hair trauma and you cool somebody immediately you cool their head right away it can it can be very very beneficial to stopping long-term um uh trauma and this guy who the cry helmet guy Douglas uh he his brother's a boxer he was a boxer and his brother actually has a gym and so he created this basically this cry helmet where you just put in the freezer and you just put it on your head after contact lot are using he sent it to you cuz you're worried about head trauma he told no cuz he listens to the podcast he goes stop boxing goes what are you doing he goes stop boxing and don't box there's no reason to and if you insist on it [ __ ] cool your head are you getting your bell rung when you box no no I mean with Wayne he'll catch me but it's not
I'm fine but then you go home and you put on the cryo helmet no I don't do it I I I just got it I will now well the guy was smart sent to you and Joe Rogan Ian I'm sure he's a great guy but it's very smart I'm not pro fighter no but I'm doing it because I think just cool me is a nonprofit I so you're sparring with Wayne Mull yeah and Wayne McCulla is just like popping you head I'm not sparring with Wayne McCulla Wayne McCulla moves around with me I I I try to hit he spars with other guys though I've seen him spar with other guys I'm like what are you doing but they're not what does it look like when he spars with other guys you haven't seen me in a long time well no no I was going to help you Bri Brian's footworks better than all them his footworks better than all these guys I mean he's not look at this [ __ ] guy I yeah oh my God so when you take off your cryo helmet is there a guy with a blow dryer and a holster stir there to fix your hair after yes there is but Brian is getting hit in the head when he's barring not not hard still hits to the head he still trauma to the head I know I like doing it though I like boxing I don't get it why don't you just jiujitsu that's why I need to start doing why don't you do it I'm going to well why don't you because time I'm trying to box I have time I'll do it I play tennis but you were a good Grappler but you were a good Grappler yeah I miss the I remember when we first started training I first brought you into Carlson Gracie you would go hard man you would go after those guys you're going you're going to roll this Saturday with t and Jake Shields I can't wait how about I do against Jake be you're going to get mauled come on dude you seen the way tar and Jake Shields you going do great Brian thank you when's the last time you were old it doesn't matter bro because what happens is I square up what are you going to do take me down hold are you guys going to in San Francisco is that what's going to on you going to train up there what the [ __ ] are you doing up there what are you guys do I'm doing the punch line and then he's coming up and we're going to I I I have two meetings with sponsors one one personal and one for the podcast and then we're going to have fun like roll with Jake Shields I
can't wait yeah that'll be fun for about 3 seconds yeah I mean I have no business people I trained with Jake uh first week of May cuz he's getting ready to fight uh so all he's work on his leg locks God he's a [ __ ] monster Jake's a beast he's very good man Brian how much did he weigh uh 220 really no 170 17 exactly 17 you understand like size my weight's all on my feet he's he's made out of lead if you cut down to uranium if you cut down to 140 I'll uh wrestle youest 140 could suck I couldn't suck that kind of weight cut lose 30 lb hard I think you could do it dude I I have to do it I think you could do it man I'd have to yeah what are you scared 145 could I I had to do a cooking show yesterday talking about my diet on how I'm like strict at 205 is basic me [ __ ] him the whole time they're going to hear this I don't give a [ __ ] they're like so like right now where you at I'm like like right now now now they're like yeah do you have a scaler I'm like I don't like what are you wearing like so I wore like this tight black shirt I look like [ __ ] uh John CLA vanam like black shirt yeah he's so enormous we we we were he hadn't eaten and we we were done a podcast and he's like I'm starving I'm starving and I could see the frenzy look in his eyes he's got a food issue and horrible F we go to Julina take away one our plac is he orders he orders he orders a sandwich that's the cooking show me [ __ ] my way through this diet where is this at where that's my house nice yeah and so what is this show what is this cooking show uh just basically the big ground slim down cuz I Rachel Ray was there no I said watch out Rachel Ray I wish Rachel Ray was there yeah hell yeah she loves P you look like a Burly you look like a Burly cook there you are burly cook if you had a a cooking show dude you know the called post that would go your way called the Burly cook with your shirt off you know what your when I was so hungry we went to Galina's takeway he ate so much and he goes like this he finally he goes I'm getting he looks at me he looks at me after we ate and he goes and I go what's up he goes I'm getting another piece of pizza and I go come go I am Brian I'm going to do it and I go all right d go great you're not going to jump off the 50ft cliff he goes
I'm doing it he goes I'd like another piece please like a little I got two cookies and you were talking to a girl and I see her look at me I go Brian I'm dead Ser I got your cookies and pizza man I tell you what you've never seen before you want to see something nuts you need to see Ari shafir eat at Fogo toow I eat a lot of food dude but I can't [ __ ] with Ari when he has that all you can eat buffet at Fogo to child you know Fogo they have the the chip they flip it over I don't know how he does it he out he out eats all of us it's because of his jewishness he he sees the opportunity to fill up on he's like a he's like a berry just hibernates that's all you can eat it's I don't know how he does it but do you eat healthy though cuz you're I mean you're a lean dude but I see your post at night where it's like moose [ __ ] meat so you're not eating a lot of carbs that do put weight on you well I don't eat much carbs it's like I I limit my pasta to like only a couple portions a week and I live with my bread yeah I don't I don't believe in it I think pasta is mostly just dough and it's [ __ ] gum it's like when you eat it it's just doughy massive [ __ ] it's just so like how do you just have great genetics well I have really good genetics for sure but I definitely eat a lot of good food I eat a lot of vegetables like what was your breakfast I haven't eaten yet you haven't ate at all no I ate this bar so do you do you you do that on purpose like intermittent fasting at late at night late at night I had five eggs and I had some steak and then I went sleep I can't eat protein at night I literally I never sleep if I did that if I ate eggs and steak I would wake up 2 hours later in a in a hot sweat and I'd have to throw the covers off and I would be up awake for another three hours what can't do it guess what I can sleep on carbs big bowl of carbs no problem why why is that what is it depends on your metabolic type apparently from what I've read like and they'll give you a questionnaire do you can you eat carbs at night and do you sleep well right through the night if you eat protein if I eat any protein I'm [ __ ] see if I eat carbs like like I feel like weighed down like if I eat a bowl of pasta I love spaghetti man like spaghetti and meatballs I'm in heaven I love it
right after it's over it's just right after it's over I'm just like oh I just hate glue you know you know what the problem I'm having sticking to a strict diet is when you have a goal like when you know you have a [ __ ] like Andre Orosi you're going to fight a crow cop it's easy to be strict as [ __ ] right right now cuz you're afraid basically I me it's Fe well no you got have a goal you have a goal in mind like right now you know there's there's no like I said I'm only taking a fight if it's a super fight I told you know I told them that so but there's nothing set right so right now it's like tonight I'm I'm going out to this dinner it's like all right well usually I'd go out and I'd eat super strict but in my head like when I get the minion I'm like for for what why would I eat super yeah I just enjoy food man I but then I'm worried about getting fat because I have body dysmorphia yeah you have the best body like girls look at your body and they hump you with their eyes what about when we saw m Kelly how embarrassed was iiz and I like S I like hit it m Kelly is is a is a an actress and I think she was on the Hills or something she dated d cheat her I I worked out the same place she's hi your she's looking they're looking at him the three girls are looking at brenon and Brenan and Brennan goes like this Brennan goes we're eating and we're just down the way and he goes um I I'll take a box please I'm gonna take this to go and like uhhuh and he puts it in a box I I was like that's weird and I'm eating away as soon as they leave he goes I'll be honest with you I didn't want to think I was a fat ass and he opens up just woing you're not even remotely fat like why would you think that I don't know you know what I just tell him Brian he goes why are you like that cuz I'm not like like I don't look like alist over and when I was in high school a girlfriend said something to me before like a huge competition she's like i''d be nicer if you had a little flatter stomach and since then like my girl in high school da stupid by the way time you get over that huh but it's well it's like like people who get bullied it's like people get bullied you're 32 so time to get over that right get over that right now it was only 20 years ago it was only 20 years ago
some time man leave did you hear what Vinnie shoran said the hypnotist that I had in the podcast he was talking about this guy who was 60 years old who was uh standing on the top of a hill and he was looking down he was like well why don't you go down he goes no those guys are down there they used to bully me in high school he's 60 and the guys who used to bully him in high school were down he was waiting for them to leave before he went down that's sad whoa like he was looking down you know what happened to me I got bullied for a full year and it turned me into a [ __ ] if somebody tried to Bull me I'll show up at your [ __ ] house and kill you that's what happens I get so angry I'm not buying that when that I hate when true you [ __ ] Bully Me Right nowu problem here's your problem here's your problem you've talked to too many guys that let you say [ __ ] like that and then it becomes like vernacular a this what this what I do all those people that I know all that when I first met you all those people you used to hang around with those are all toxic and they've ruined the way you're allowed to communicate with people because they said stupid [ __ ] and then you stupid somebody [ __ ] with me bro look at how I what do you have to say to me bro I watch I watched a scary movie with us to shut the not yet not yet we have to hold on I watched a scary movie with him and it was the most annoying thing ever he goes I [ __ ] wish a demon would grab me man you know what I would do and I'm like I get mad why are you talking to me like this it's not that you get mad it's you hang around with people for a long time you hung around with people that allowed you to talk like that without mocking you who aren't tough who aren't Bros bros Bros Bros listen up I will [ __ ] some you bully me bro I don't give a [ __ ] about your UFC [ __ ] I will [ __ ] come right at you I could pin you on the ground right now and put my dick in mouth no reason you could try and guess what just because it's the nice guess what I would [ __ ] come right to your house bang you'd be dead Joe would I yep he needs friends like us cuz he gets around saying that with guys who don't know a lot of idiots there's a lot of people that hang hangs around with full
of [ __ ] that they're they're they're dumb they're indul I feel sick at I feel sick you do you hang out with a lot of people that are such [ __ ] artists and you don't my good you know you know people you know who I'm talking about you have friends that are [ __ ] artists and you don't even realize bull you know you know why you know you do and you've had them from the moment I met you they lie to each other mm I met Brian in '94 he surrounded by idiots I was like what's going on here who are these [ __ ] people slowly but surely I push those people off cliffs slowly but surely I separated him from most of they like hey your friend doesn't like me I was like well Joe is a little hard he's hard close to marrying one of them at a certain point in time I was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about everybody was everybody else is like good luck brother everybody else good luck brother you know it's going to work out it's going to work I'm like what the [ __ ] are you talking about are you out of your mind you out of your mind it's just me and Patty were the only ones who telling them get the [ __ ] out of here you're not marry did save me dude I I'll meet people or I'll meet certain people with celebrities or not and for some reason I'll be like God Rog would [ __ ] hate this person that's the way I think of things now like God they would but the thing is that Joe will actually like kind of let it be known or at least just be kind of right away just ignore them really hard and I I never do that well you can't you can't ruin my life not going let you ruin my life like those people are they it's almost like those people have energy he's Afra going to stick to them they do stick to you they become a part of your life and then you have to deal with their [ __ ] you have to you have to like pretend that what they're saying is not [ __ ] and when you do that you compromise the way you think and behave and communicate with people you nip it in the butt right even on your show you nip it on the butt but even like when before we going to do a show in here this guy had this [ __ ] machine and you're like bro this is [ __ ] terrible oh that armar thing I don't have that bone in my body I try to help people's feelings but but
since meeting you I'm getting better at it you can't do that because it's not I'm not saying you're a loser you're a bad person I'm saying this this 1 one doesn't equal you're saying it equals six I'm like this is crazy this is not there are two people I've known in my life who had really bad breath one was a girl one was a guy like they had the worst breath and nobody wanted to tell us the same guy the same guy we know no that's another guy that's another guy you have three you live your whole life and have bad breath and no one says word nobody want to say I kept saying how do I tell this person and I never could because I felt like I wasn't quite close enough but it was always and so they've been walking around with bad breath their whole life bro we have a mutual friend and I left it up to Cal I go bro tell him his breath smells like pure [ __ ] bro it would Ricochet off the car window and I'm like who farted in the worst who farted in my car it was his breath an I told Brian I'm like bro please tell him for mean's like no I'm not tell to tell him I don't know him that well so we just chilled for a nice three-hour car ride in this pure [ __ ] y just complete [ __ ] I just saw him the other day too the problem is I don't know how what do you tell like oh yeah breath and what do you say to them go to a doctor what's the doctor you think his wife would tell him I know your maybe NSE is broken maybe she had a head injury when you have head injuries your [ __ ] your nose gets or your nose doesn't work that good anymore Marcus Davis lost his sense of smell for a long fck time yeah God damn yeah head trauma [ __ ] that's one of the things that Ronda Patrick talked about when we had her on the podcast she was talking about what the the mechanism that goes off in your brain to protect you like when you start getting really serious head trauma they just certain switches start shutting off Jes circuit breakers sense of smell is a big one taste right I know some guys have taste problems tast and losing your taste and smell as when you smell a lot of times you lose your taste as well yeah that connected yeah that connected yeah man not yeah I mean you're fine you're fine right now it's the what you know the the guys who just continue to get that [ __ ] head trauma over and over and over and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over and over and over trouble and then the gate and like the N the what we're talking about Nate dude I'm honestly I'm in a good spot man like I I was telling Brian this the other day like before companions like dude I can't or before fight companions before the podcast sometimes I can't sleep at night I'm so excited do it when when when our shirts get released it's the same to me as when I fight I'm that excited for them to [ __ ] drop and sell that's awesome man it's awesome man thank God as long as you're doing something you really enjoy that is really the key to life a purpose right you want to wake up with a purpose like these shows that we've been doing lately you're working on new material and just like trying to get it together like it's EX before while you're doing it and you're killing it's exciting when and afterwards you're listening to the recordings trying to figure out how to tweak the joke and add this to it as long as you're doing something you're building something it's about building something so I think one of the big problems that we were talking about like Fighters have is that once the career is over there's no more progress there's nothing where where do you place your energy yeah what's happening where's where's your excitement you know you mean there's only so many gyms you can open yeah and that's not going to fulfill that [ __ ] the the constant pulse you always used to feel you know what I'm saying I don't know what you do man I had answer believe me I'd [ __ ] tell everybody and that's why a lot of guys like they want up going to drugs they want to go into something to try to I get it man yeah recharge that excitement yeah get that juice don't need it get your [ __ ] together [ __ ] we're going to wrap this up nice and tight with a big fat bow fighter inthe kid.com Tony [ __ ] hinchcliff in the house uh Tony you got some dates coming up besides the ones with me what you got uh yeah I'm going to be in Toronto at just for laughs at the at the the end of some whenever Toronto jce for Laughs is so Google that [ __ ] that's in the summer right yeah isn't it uh Tony hitch.com yeah Tony hch and ours is actually tfatk.com oh it's not fireing the kid.com do you have that we have the
fireing theid shop.com okay but it's TF TK T the fighter and the kid.com she's the first letter of each of those things come see me in San Francisco Brian C the why on Twitter brandan sha in the [ __ ] house aka Big Brown uh Joe rogan.net tours tour dates uh I got a bunch of [ __ ] coming up uh going be with Tony July 10th we're going to be at the C theater with Tom sigura uh a lot of [ __ ] coming up a lot of [ __ ] all right uh a lot of podcast next week till then much love big kiss bye-bye uh [Music] my