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this this rant that this guy took and put on his song then he copy wrote it like he didn't even change the [ __ ] music that my friend Tosh had put on the thing he didn't even change it he just took that chunk put it in his song and then said this is mine it's like the shittiest version of buying a domain name to resell it I own your domain name pep oh Brian owned Pepsi spice.com do you remember when Pepsi spice came out it's one of his best pranks ever I swear to God I thought it was one of the Spice Girls when you said that I didn't no what the [ __ ] is Pepsi spice Pepsi spice was this horrendous idea it's like someone decided to like let's make Pepsi but spicy like a spicy Pepsi so it was a Thanksgiving Pepsi it's for Thanksgiving so like is that still up is it up anywhere can you see your all that stuff pieces of it there's God damn dude you got to put that up in a blog you should put put it up in a blog and I think we shot it with a hard with a gun oh did we when we uh blew up the hard drives so you so this is what he did I I'll tell you the whole story he took Pepsis spice.com he bought the domain name cuz this is in like was it like 2000 it was a long time 10 years ago or something like it might have been earlier it might have been before fear I don't think you were working for me man no I was it was right when I moved here okay okay so this is what he did he he bought Pepsis spice.com before they did and then he started putting up a daily blog about how he's eating nothing but Pepsi spice and his health was rapidly deteriorating in like these hysterical cataclysmic ways it was so funny man we were going to it every day and the Pepsi spice people were [ __ ] [ __ ] in their pants like what is this and it was before anyone understood the internet no highlevel Executives in Pepsi or any of those major corporations or very few of them understood the internet if they did they would have bought Pepsi spice.com way before they released it but they didn't so he put this [ __ ] blog up about him [ __ ] blood and it's down to 120 lbs now open yes what did what were the things that you said do you remember I remember I had open sores everywhere and I I was really good at Photoshop back then so no one even knew that there was fake photoshops as much
you know so I had like pictures of me with these big bloody things I was hanging out with Lindsay lowan snorting uh mushrooms like it was called m where we would like crush up mushrooms and snort I love it so ridiculous would you would you write the blog like like if you were like like the way a stranded Island diary would read like Day 36 yeah I did it was just it was cuz it was after s that movie super sized me so I pretty much just made it like this like the seventh day I i' I'm starting to cough up a lot of uh stomach acid and stuff like that and and then it just got worse and worse and I I think I ended up dying at the end I never finished it because did they ever buy the domain from you uh no I I owned it for a while but then after a while you have a domain that no one even knows what Pepsi spice is anymore but yeah like here's so they never purchased it from you or told you to take it down no cuz they stopped selling Pepsi spice I didn't mean anything here's here's what here's some of it that's last night Lindy I can't read it it's all it's all blurry on that about doing Maine and then I just finished my last two leader this guy is get Maine for health reason it was really funny man that's really great it was really funny man it was oh I got clogged armpits that was one I couldn't sweat yeah oh that's great I love it it was believable like nothing was too over the top at first it seemed so normal and then as his journal got deeper and deeper it got more and more [ __ ] up I love it it was really ridiculous incredible and it was a it was a spicy it was a holiday spicy not like a buffalo wings spicy right it was like a cinnamony kind of a thing too much Ginger or something it was nasty I hate spiced anything I think Spiced Rum is dis like if I'm drinking with somebody and they're like I'll take a capon and Coke I'm just like get out of my face you're [ __ ] idiot well what's that thing that you you gave me the other day at the ice house that super spicy liquor shot that we did what the hell was that oh Fireball Fireball yeah disgusting I kind of like it it's great and it's great because you know you take one before you hit the road and it's like you helps your breath and everything
yeah yeah I think so just keeps some in the glove compartment for when you get pulled over I mean you know hold on a second officer yeah people think that like that stuff makes your breath taste good but basically anything that's alcohol makes your breath taste like [ __ ] cuz once it goes in your stomach your stomach is like what is this and and that's when the disgusting breath comes up I don't like any of those like I here's the weird part I love Jagermeister Jagermeister is my favorite shot on the planet Earth Jagger bombs like the white trash that I truly am really Jagger bombs are my favorite shot on the planet what do we have here right now jimie please don't take let's do some shots oh my God I'm I'm off the booze are you totally 100% not forever I have fatty liver right now so I had to stop drinking all right we won't do shots God damn it you guys can do one though all right Brian and I will do one shot oh what no yeah do one and you want to do one Jamie all right Jamie do I'm going to really regret not doing this with you like in a week when I fall off the wagon should just drank with the guys last what's fatty liver I means you fat in your liver and that happen probably from drinking and eating poorly for all these years I mean this is this was my I'm in the and I'm not in great shape I'm this is the best shape I've ever been in right now like what you see are you why is that funny why you laughing at the man the [ __ ] making progress and Brian's like you call hilarious um yeah this is this is the best shape I've ever been in uh which isn't saying much but uh I mean for years dude for years like my lifestyle was get completely shitfaced four or five nights a week go home get and I would do this night after night get like a double meat cheese steak Doritos chocolate cake and a soda and literally lay in my bed wasted eating it and just pass out I would do that night after night after night I smoked you know it was it was just I think after a while you know I I dabbled in the drugs here and there you know I think after a while just kind of little bit little bit catches up man uh I'll try some Jameson since it's got a bunch of signatures on it who wrote who signed on that thing courtesy of Bert oh it's Cher brought it over yeah there you go he writes on the
bottle so you know his him it's getting you hammered um New York is kind of like that though right New York is a place where a lot of people Ari and I were talking about this last night people go out after the shows and they drink it's [ __ ] greatest I miss it dude it was such an adventure man it was such an adventure I remember having nights in New York where literally at like you do a set it'd be a Tuesday and you do a set you'd finish it'd be like 9:30 you'd be like it's Tuesday it's there's nothing going on this is this is done I'm going to go home and then somebody would be like hey you know though I heard so and so might be having a little do you want to just go over real quick and just check out what's happening you know across the you know across the way at the such and such bar and you'd go over and the next thing you know dude it's 500 a.m. and there's been you know blow and whiskey and you're wasted and you're [ __ ] a girl and it's the greatest man [ __ ] that sounds good it's the greatest you're like did blow and I want to do it now you're just like where did this night come from it just that never happens in la oh yes it does you need to hang around The Comedy Store you [ __ ] crazy when does a wild night happen out here you got to drive goddamn home every night you can't oh I see what you're saying yeah yeah it's a different animal and the bars Clos at two you know it's it's it's definitely a different animal but like uh I mean that was like the whole deal about the store was coke right I mean those the Kennison days I talked to Marin again last night cuz Marin was at AR's uh TV show taping AR's got a new TV show on Comedy Central called This is not happening and Marin did a story last night and him and I talked again about the Kennison days about doing blow with Kennison to the point where he heard voices in his head for a year Jesus Christ Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] he was a young kid he was a young kid hanging out at the store and he was partying with Kennison and working at the store you know and that's the difference between and I'm not trying to [ __ ] on La but that's the difference between LA drugs and New York drugs New York drugs are like wolf of walk Street hey it's a [ __ ] party we're at the
beach we're going to the Hampton we're at a bar go home pass out get up hit your job tomorrow La drugs are it like feels like River Phoenix there's a Darkness there's a Darkness to it it's something there's something like out here that feels much more like stripper [ __ ] Cece devil you know cille he pulls out a poison reference do you know what I mean though yeah it's just something it's I don't know and I'm not I'm not doing a New York versus LA thing but like it's different for sure New York didn't feel like that New York just felt way more just like like hey in the neighborhood [ __ ] it you know I never lived in the city so I didn't get that thing out of New York because when I first moved to New York I needed a car cuz I was doing Road gigs the only way I could make a living was to do the road like I couldn't do the whole 15 shows in a night like do a seven minute spot here seven and then add up $10 whatever the [ __ ] you would get from each set cuz a lot a lot like a tell used to do that he would do 10 15 sets a night all these little seven minute sets yeah and run all over the place and do it and just take cabs and stuff and that was life yeah but I I was getting these Road gigs and that was the only way I was paying my money or paying my uh bills so I lived in New relle so for me I didn't do that that whole live in the city take cabs or take the subway everywhere I could totally get that though oh dude it it was yeah it was just yeah New York New York like when you Liv I cuz I lived all over New York for nine years I was I started in Queens then I was up in Harlem you in Harlem yeah you [ __ ] E P chicks yeah yeah yeah not because of Harlem just because daddy talk to Daddy what do you want to know I've banged them all shapes and sizes powerful jar Roa look at that the kids getting around what's your favorite spot to live uh uh I had a great time in every place I lived my least favorite was Queens not because of Queens but I had a fun time in Queens I lived with Jay oerson out there and it was fun but we lived in like a very he was he was like living with his baby's mother at the time and they had a kid and I was living with them which was fine it was actually very
nice but we were in like a very like sort of neighborhoody suburban part of Queens there wasn't anything you could like walk to or do so that's the only reason I didn't like it um Harlem was fun cuz it was my first time being on the island and it was wild I had these Irish neighbors and you I mean any night of the week you just knock on their door and it you know and it's 4:00 a.m. and they partying oh dude it was nuts it was [ __ ] crazy they Irish Irish they were crazy they were so crazy I Rachel Feinstein who's one of my close friends and a really funny comic and obviously Jewish I brought her out one night with one of the Irish guys used to live next door to and I'm like you're gonna love this guy he's great he's nuts and we're hanging out for a while at this bar and she comes over to me she's like okay I'm G to go and I go why she's like your Irish friend is telling me that the numbers of the Holocaust were greatly exaggerated oh God is he a Irish from Ireland is that what yeah okay so hi the [ __ ] Jews there bunch of Lies a bunch of shite he wasn't saying it like that he was he wasn't saying it like like you [ __ ] Liars there was some somehow a strange sense of uh sympathy in his voice as he was also saying he thought the numbers were exaggerated but but it was the point is is that he was just a [ __ ] lunatic there was no filter on his brain he wasn't saying it like godamn it I'm sick of hearing about it it was just [ __ ] would just leak out of his mouth you know he was saying it like have you ever really thought about it let's think about it it's like no let's not think about it like let's just not talk about it that's one you can't [ __ ] with some dude sent me this [ __ ] email can you refute this video which is whenever someone sends you a YouTube video on anything you got to go okay is there is there other [ __ ] out there are there books have scientists look at this have Scholars studied this like you send me a YouTube video you know I'm going I'm going to listen to it but since I'm not an expert on the Holocaust I don't know what the [ __ ] exactly you know what's wrong in this video but it was like they're talking about how different places couldn't be actually used for gas Chambers and it was [ __ ] they actually a guy ruined his career because of this I watch that documentary that
documentary is fantastic documentary it's called Dr Death and it's about this guy who was a he was an engineer for these execution devices and these I I don't know let's you know Holocaust deniers Holocaust revisionists whatever you'd want to call them I mean I don't think they were denying the Holocaust but they were saying that it was exaggerated and this guy went over there and because of these people he gave this really [ __ ] up inaccurate unscientific assess of certain famous sites where [ __ ] hundreds of thousands of people documented were murdered and he was saying that it couldn't have happened and then it just his you know yeah he went to court over that and then he lost his family it was his whole life that was it he was devastated not something you can be wrong about no no you don't want to roll the dice on the Holocaust you know I mean [ __ ] man you know what's [ __ ] there's other holocost that people don't even know about like the Armenian Genocide right like I didn't even know about the Armenian Genocide there a true story until I was in the Octagon interviewing Manny gamban and I think you could tell by Manny gamon's name he might be Armenian and man he's a you know great MMA fighter and uh he's you know he's very proud to be from Armenia and he was talking about the uh anniversary it was like he he won on the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide he was talking about like like raising awareness for Armenian Genocide I was like I don't even know what this is and then I looked into it it's just [ __ ] horrible horrible yeah I didn't know about that either embarassing Million Dead I mean it just it's a terrible terrible terrible story yeah I was driving I live on the east side and I was driving I I was riding uh on a TV show for a little while and I was driving to work one morning and I couldn't get to work because there was so much traffic and I was just like what the [ __ ] is going on it's it's 9:45 a.m. on Hollywood Boulevard why is this so backed up and then I saw people like walking around with these shirts on that said our wounds are still open whoa and I'm I feel like a real I know I'm an [ __ ] before I say this I thought it was some kind of record release thing and I was getting so mad I thought
like a rapper was having like a release day I was like what the [ __ ] is going on our wounds are still open our mouth are closed our fingers is moving I rustle my toes oh oh my dick is pretty my teeth is gold you Tred to buy my album but the shit's already sold out son freestyle 2014 much love guess what that's not what it was dude no way what was what was it it was for the anniversary of the Armenian Genocide cuz I was driving through little Armenia and I didn't know and then I got to work and somebody was like this is what this is and I was like oh Jesus I felt so bad man it's scary [ __ ] man when you hear about stuff like that that you're like wait a minute that was 1915 1915 Armenian civilians escorted by armed ottoman soldiers are marched through uh to a prison in nearby mezrich present day Al it's impossible to pronounce 1915 between uh a million and 1.5 million people were murdered wow yeah 24th of April 1915 now do you think the other ones don't get mentioned like this one for instance because they they are so small in size compared to the number of deaths with the Jewish Holocaust I don't know cuz Jewish H like 6 million this is a 1.5 which it was a ton of people but I mean you know I don't know I wonder if that's why it gets they they all get so overshadowed it's a good question I mean um I don't look it's anytime it's that's a lot of [ __ ] people 1.5 million people I can't imagine how it could ever be overshadowed I just I'm I'm ashamed that I learned about it while I was talking to somebody yeah well that's that's even that's why I asked the question because it's like I don't even I can't justify in my head how something like that would get overshadowed other than I guess maybe this other one was so much bigger I don't know man maybe it's cu the Jews control the media Jer they know how to spread a story it's kind of like when like you know when Farah faucet died but then Michael Jackson died the same day he got all the Press they died in the same day day they died like on the same day and Farah fosa got got nothing remember that poor Farah I know that's a trait parallel to draw she didn't even [ __ ] any kids allegedly I know I know I'm not convinced he did still I'm still not
convinced he did I have a theory it's a very bad Theory I'm going to tell you right now if you're Jo wrong is a [ __ ] I agree with you okay I'm on your side I think I'm a [ __ ] too but I think there's a possibility that he might have been what they call a castrada do you know what a castrada is yeah castrada music I think I'm saying it right is a type of music where they would castrate young boys and they would castrate young boys so that they would sing at this incredible pitch that didn't sound manly at all it's very bizarre it's very freaky you can hear it online haven't we played it on the podcast before let's play some of just for D roas because he's never heard it before okay but there's a a style of music that was created by castrating boys because when you remove their testicles they don't produce testosterone and they have this weird sort of you know it's this uh androgynous sort of sound to their voice and it's a it's it's feminine but like a little bit masculine and it's very similar to how Michael Jackson is if you see Michael Jackson's brothers yeah they look manly as [ __ ] and they sound manly yeah they sound manly he stayed really slender he stayed like a guy who had no testosterone he didn't look like a man who had testosterone he was really slender I think this is a great Theory it's not aad I think it might have happened to me by the way well it's also the thing about these men or these these they're men now but the they say that they were molested by Michael Jackson no one says he [ __ ] them no it was all like weird touching stuff yeah and I I don't I don't think there was anything going on there I think that's why he longed for childhood I mean it's a terrible Theory again I'll tell you right now it's not backed by any facts I don't think it's a terrible Theory but listen this is a castrada [Music] this is a long time ago by the way this is like was it 19 early 1900s yeah these recordings I mean they don't do this anymore unless I don't know about it but there's there's something to Michael Jackson's voice when you listen to the way he would sing that [ __ ] man that doesn't sound like any guy I've ever heard no no it's it's why why tell them that it's human nature why why does
she do me that way I tried to do Thriller once at karaoke and I I almost had a [ __ ] aneurysm yeah it's so high it's so like you can't try to sing it try to sing the CH no without no one's from the Beast about but do it without doing the falsetto he didn't sing it in F just try I I can't [ __ ] sing anyway okay here this is terrible here we go because this is night and now I'm going to save you from the pizza no I can't you doing a FAL set up well I can't do anything else yeah that's a I can't sing it's impossible it's impossible to hit those not like it's dude it's past Getty Lee it's like way past Getty Lee well Getty Lee who I love still sounds like an odd man I I love rush but when you listen to like living in the Limelight when he's singing that song he sounds like an odd man sound like something that can't be achieved when you hear Michael Jackson saying you go something's going on here and I can't [ __ ] put my finger on it it's not it's not male no yeah it it sounds womanly well I mean it's it's and that's forever been the joke about him well I think I think there might be something to my stupid Theory and I think it's because I have this connection with I I have this like weird thing about him because I've always wanted to know like what makes a person want to stay a child because I always been accused rightly so of being immature I'm very immature but almost on purpose right because when I grew up I saw these people that were mature that were living these mature lives and they were [ __ ] miserable man they they suffered all day there was no reward they came home to a wife they hated they lived a [ __ ] life and a lot of them died young I just I saw it in front of me I didn't want to do that so I I tried to figure out every way I could to rebel against work and I remember seeing like this guy and seeing Michael Jackson how brilliant he was but how odd it was and how he always had like these amusement park rides at his house and he invited little kids over and I'm like what was wrong it's beautiful that the guy wanted to help kids it's beautiful the guy always worked with these people that were sick and these kids that were dying it is
beautiful but what was it that connected him so much to childlike things like why was he so childlike why did he never have I mean he had children but they weren't really his children they were white kids they're they're fully white kids if you look at him today you can say well these didn't come from his DNA they might have been his children but yeah it's very odd it's very odd also how much his children are out of the Limelight there there there's no connection with them to Michael Jackson none whatsoever which is good I mean they're just kids they don't you know they don't deserve it it it I I do think it is good but I mean even like with with other celebrities that attempted to keep the kid out of the spotlight like you know Eminem doesn't aside from talking about her doesn't like put his daughter out there uh and he's like staunchly opposed to it yet we all kind of know what she looks like we all know who she is like if you saw her the same thing with the Cain and Courtney lov's kid um but Michael Jackson it's like I couldn't pick those kids out of a [ __ ] lineup well that's good I hope that that's because the family sheltered the kids from all the crazy people that I mean you want to talk crazy people Michael Jackson was a star on a level that we can't even begin to comprehend I mean this is a guy who couldn't leave the [ __ ] house if he left the [ __ ] house there would be a swarm of people yeah I you know I met a girl jie one more round sir let's do this again yes Brian you're going in I'll be a [ __ ] I knew a girl that uh that knew uh Britney Spears whoa like in recent years I mean and she was I was like what's what's she like and she goes she goes she's really down to earth she goes she's really cool considering especially who she is and she was like dude she literally can't go anywhere in the entire world without being known like I can't even fathom that Stan hope is buddies with Johnny Depp yeah Johnny Depp's a Stan hope fan Johnny Depp contacted Stan hope about some project they got together he started hanging out with him in England and he realized when they were hanging out it's like he goes oh I can't go anywhere like you can't he can't go anywhere he doesn't go anywhere he has brings a chef over to his home when he was over his house um not Keith Richards
uh who's in The Rolling Stones Keith Richards MC Jagger the other one who's the other one uh Ron I don't know who the [ __ ] is in the Rolling Stones who's the other guy Ron Wood is that his name [ __ ] what are we [ __ ] how do we not know who's in the roll I'm trying to remember the drummer's name and I can't remember his name d I'm trying to okay Rolling Stones who the [ __ ] is in the Rolling Stones God isn't that funny you only remember Keith Richards IV was never a big Stones guy so I bar yeah me neither I Lear dare the both of you I love the logo though with the lips or the tongue or whatever the [ __ ] is even on their website they just expect you to know who the [ __ ] everybody is yeah back in the day that was sex sexual as a kid growing up you're a weird kid I think the logos would stop me from getting into the logos where it stopped for me uh you know what I should shut the [ __ ] up right here because I probably shouldn't even say what happened I was about I probably it's probably good okay Ron Wood that is his name um anyway the point is that we're all hanging out and Stan hope realized oh Johnny Depp is too famous he's gotten way too famous like and it apparently it was from those Pirates of the Caribbean movies from there on out there's no more going to restaurants dude I when when Chappelle came back from Africa when he went when he like you know ran off from the TV show and everything and when he came back he went on this tour and I toured with him and I know uh Dave isn't you know Johnny Depp but he's pretty [ __ ] famous you and uh he uh it was crazy man because we were doing these shows and I was opening for him for like two weeks and he'd literally just be like want to go to the mall man and I'd be like yeah let's go and he'd be like all right let's go and literally I would walk to the mall with Dave Chappelle no security nothing and cars were screeching in the [ __ ] streets people were jumping out of their cars they were running up to we went to a Foot Locker in the Mall we had to leave through the back exit because so many people were flooding in and I was and we the worst part was we went a pack of people followed us to the hotel followed him I was just there uh but a pack of people like [ __ ] dogs
followed him to the hotel like I'm talking they all going I'm rich James [ __ ] yes yes they were white dudes with back backwards baseball hats on yeah and no it all it was all like it was like a lot of like fat white guys I remember and uh and uh and uh they fought us there was like 30 people I'm not exaggerating we got to the hotel the the concierge at the hotel had to literally hold the people back so we could get onto the hotel or under the elevator and as the doors were shutting a guy got around the coner and ran up and literally put his phone almost against Chapel's face and goes say something funny my friend's on the phone say something funny and Dave just kind of stared at this guy and we got on the elevator and the door shut and I go dude I I don't know how you didn't just lay that dude out man that was like the rudest thing I've ever seen anybody do to a person and he was just like what are you going to do man yeah that's why all the time that's why you need to stay high when you're that famous yeah all day but he gave me the best advice ever uh that ever got in comedy and I I talk about this in my act a little bit like I tell the story but we were hanging out after we did a show One Night in Cleveland at the at this big Amphitheater and after the show I'm talking to these two girls and they're like you're so funny and I'm like why you come back to the hotel you know come hang out Dave might stop by you know did you say that yuck yeah I was trying to pick up these chicks he actually was going to stop by though but imagine if you were in the middle of bone in her and she heard Dave's voice and she's like get off me yeah exactly so imagine if he's [ __ ] blocking you by standing in the living room I'm Rick James [ __ ] oh my God is it him get out of me get out of me I need to meet him he's not going anywhere I'll come in 30 seconds was awesome no rape he was an awesome wingman cuz he was he was he's married and he was like a great dude about it he was just like you know he would sit there and like talk to you you know with the chicks and then like he'd peel off and then you'd be there with the chicks man it was [ __ ] beautiful and the chicks would go you must be special oh dude well they also just saw you open for dude it was so oh look at
you you're glowing oh dude it was it was really it was nice so happy it was nice it was really nice so I was talking to these two girls after one of the shows in Cleveland and uh and I'm like come back to the hotel and they're they're being wishy-washy and I'm like all right whatever and they take my number and I I go backstage and I'm bitching to Dave and the the tour bus driver about these chicks and I'm like you know they [ __ ] just being on wishy-washy and I don't know this and I know it's just annoying just [ __ ] hang out if you're going to hang out and the bus driver goes Joe I'm going tell you what you need to do man you need to walk up to that girl look her dead in the eye and say do you want to suck my dick or not right and I was like terrible advice I was like okay and uh and I was considering it for a second and then Chappelle goes don't do that [ __ ] man don't do it you're going to [ __ ] around Joe you're going to get famous one of these days 10 years from now that [ __ ] will be on hard copy going Joe de Roa told me to suck his dick in Cleveland once well the reality is even if that didn't happen there's going to be a girl if you get famous that just remembers a story that never happened at all about Joe D Roa telling her to suck your [ __ ] right right I've had [ __ ] people tell me stories about me that absolutely didn't exist that never happened about had [ __ ] on the podcast remember crash was telling a story about a fight in New York that never took place about I told this guy can you handle that guy I'll take the other two and I went over and kicked some guy in the head never happened none of it happened and he was like arguing with me that it happened I'm like dude I am telling you I didn't I haven't fought anybody since I haven't had a street fight since I was in high school all right I've avoided every single physical altercation outside of competition since high school so this never happened it's impossible that it happen that's a great like rumor though about makes you sound like a killer ter sound makes sound like an [ __ ] I don't think it makes you sound like an [ __ ] it totally makes me sound like an [ __ ] listen whenever you see a bunch of people you're like can you take that guy we take why would you just turn
around and get the [ __ ] out of there that's the smart move the smart guy walks out of there I see I'm I'm a little [ __ ] wisp of grasp that that can't fight at all all wh of grass that's the most [ __ ] the weakest thing you can ever be while stand up straight that's such a funny descriptive a whsp of grass I remember seeing a tell once on stage and uh there were there were three fat girls in the front row or no there was two I think it was two thing girls and a fat girl in the middle and I don't remember why he said this to the fat girl but it was something about how she didn't think she was fat and he goes oh I know right you look at you sitting there like a little blade of grass a little blade of grass I think he's fat shaming that's outlawed now that's not cool guys on the internet fat shaming is [ __ ] male hypocrisy SL patriarchy SL privilege keep going uh but I I so I'm I I would love a story like that I would uh like my point is I'm a [ __ ] I would love to be in a situation where I literally go I can take this guy can take that guy I would just never be in that situation why do people make stuff up like that things that never happened like it's it's I had a guy come up to me to party and he goes my Dennis played golf with you and I go no no it wasn't me goes oh yeah you're the guy from Fear Factor my Dennis played golf with you I go dude I've never played golf ever in my whole life I've never played golf it's probably that other Rogan that that sports newscaster and it's just like probably you know what I mean he probably plays golf Fred Rogan Fred Rogan yeah it maybe it might be but he was insisting it was the Fear Factor guy he was insisting yeah it's I don't know man I don't know if I ever reached your level like I'll be able to relate to these stories I wish I had rumors floating around about me I got nothing going on right now there's rumors from high school that never happened that I I talked to a friend who knew a friend of mine from high school things that happened in that never happen like what just violent things mostly violent things most you always this guy like a like a cut [ __ ] MMA type dude well from high school on I did martial arts like pretty
religiously that was my whole life from like 15 on am I crazy cuz I remember when see when I would see you on news radio I don't remember you being jacked like this though were you cut up like that there was a whole videos of me taking my shirt off I a wrestle Andy Dick once and [ __ ] remember that you probably find that yeah I wasn't as big I didn't really lift weights till I started doing Jiu-Jitsu and I started doing Jiu-Jitsu in '96 so that was when I started lifting weights and I started hanging out with Eddie Bravo my my good friend Eddie Bravo my best friend like around 99 2000 somewhere around then and we started lifting weights pretty seriously right after that cuz I started really getting into Jiu-Jitsu okay and um one of the things about Jiu-Jitsu is just protecting your joints and protecting your back and protecting your neck and all these different parts of your body and that adding muscle to your body uh keeps you from getting injured it's kind of important okay and also it gives you more strength to execute moves it's just like you Jitsu is a very very grueling activity and the stronger you are I mean it's good it's it's most important to be technical to understand the technique but the stronger you are the better so I started lifting weights pretty seriously around then so this is me when I didn't even lift weights this was like was this from the show this is from news radio yeah I like how I asked that no it's a real match between you and Andy that's what I look like with no weightlifting at all that was just kickboxing Jesus that was pretty good into my little man kicks my ass fights like I would I was just about to say the same thing to you Joe all right dude that's it yeah it is it ti so stupid shut it off now how dare you so I like that show yeah that was like probably 199 well Phil was alive it was before 90 I think he was murdered in '98 mhm so before that it was probably 97 96 so no there was no lifting weights back then it was just kickboxing Jesus man you were ripped dude you still are you want to talk about it take your pants off I got nothing I got nothing to add to it I it's nothing I have anything to say about well I I went you know I don't
understand it like I don't mean that in a derogatory I understand I I that was my I went down a different path you know like uh you I don't understand I I have uh friends that do extreme sports you know like d they do like uh they jump bikes and [ __ ] like that motorbikes and stuff like that and do flips and they're all busted up and like I know this dude Eric Apple his wrist is he broke his wrist so bad it's like an inch shorter it's like he's all the ligaments and Sh he and he went on from that to do MMA fighting just crazy crazy people like Jesus Christ but that's that's how he grew up you know I I literally grew up doing martial arts competition so that was my I mean it made me a way more balanced person if that makes any sense I would have been way more [ __ ] up given my circumstances I needed something to throw all my energy in I just had so much angst and anxiety and insecurity I needed something and I found it in martial arts but it just happened to be the thing for me at that time so that's why you know it's not like it makes perfect sense it's not for everybody you know it can help you though if you're looking for something to do to give you some physical exercise and also gives you a kind of understanding of your your body and and fear I wish I had a I wish I had been pushed in that direction at a younger age at a young age uh because I'm too old for it now and I how old are you I'm 37 you're not too old for it I my friend's dad started doing Jiu-Jitsu when he was 57 really he got his black belt I think he was like 65 or 66 he got his black belt maybe I should I don't know I I have such terrible anxiety and angst issues still and yeah I'm in like therapy for it and stuff but uh what's like the main I mean if you want to talk about this but do you have a main fear a thing that [ __ ] with you uh my fear of death is pretty uh tremendous pretty tremendous and and extremely irrational um it's it's almost crippling it's almost crippling Wow have you done any psychedelics like heavy doses of mushrooms or heavy doses of yeah what you I don't know what heavy doses are but I mean I you know I've I took my share of mushrooms and acid Through The Years uh he open your hand and show me what's the biggest dose you've ever
taken you know like no that's not good enough son you're showing me a little tiny like quarter size you know I remember tripping for like 11 12 hours on acid like stuff like that well I don't have any experience with acid but I do have experience with mushrooms and my experience is there's a big difference between like a couple caps and stems and a [ __ ] handful uh-huh it's a handful you want like five grams when you do the yeah when you do like those big trips that's when you just go it just obliterates your ego and you you go just deep into the realm of perception and of understanding your position in this great thing that you see in front of you and how much your position in this great thing this great thing being the entire universe itself how much of your position is distorted by your own ability to recognize your surroundings and your need to survive and then your ego which comes into place and wants you to get laid wants you to be fed wants you to stay you know alive and competitive like all those variables they [ __ ] with your your ability to understand the the the true nature of reality and sometimes a real ego obliterating experience is what you need just to kind of put it in place see the problem is now for me and I I had some uh brushes with that in my time that I would do these heavier psychedelics uh but my problem is now is that my anxiety is such an issue that I wouldn't be able to handle it wow I can't even handle pot now I mean if I went into a hard trip like that I would start freaking out I turn too inward I'm a pretty uh lethargic guy so I've always been more of a fan of stimulants than than barbituates and depressants um which is what eventually pulled me away from marijuana because my problem with marijuana is I'll smoke it and I go deep into my head right and it's bad if I had if I had smoked any weed before I came in here today this would literally I would be panicking right now because I feel I feel a general anxiety just being here really yeah why what is the general anxiety just anytime you're talking to people or that you're online um I have I have I definitely have uh you know self-esteem issues and and um uh excuse me issues about my own achievement and worth so when I do something like this for the first time
I'm I'm like the first few times uh I am nervous because I'm like don't [ __ ] it up don't [ __ ] this up this is a guy you don't know you know cuz I don't really know you you know what I mean we we know each other kind of but we're like I mean I consider you uh like a comrade a colleague fellow comic every comic that I know that's comic like you get sanctioned by Jimmy Norton or any of those guys you're you're in you can stay at my house I don't even know you but if you want to stay at my house you can stay at my house and I that's how I feel thank you and I honestly feel the same way about you and not because I've known you from TV for longer than we've known each other personally like I I feel the same way I feel like we're part of a fraternity and not just because of Comedy but it's a little more specified for for us I think because we're part of the OA camp and you know that's a special Camp it was a special camp to be a part of so um it still is you know I I don't know if they're going ever going to sort that out but it's not the same I love Jimmy and I love Opie and they're great together and I listen to it all the time but God damn it I miss Anthony it's it is a it is a bummer it's a real bummer you know that's that's a well let me answer your yeah answer question back yeah um the um but uh but so I feel like you know every everything I do for instance right now and LA and trust me it's not a terrible anxiety right now I was excited about this too like a lot of it is just excitement and interpreting the excitement but um you know I'm doing a I'm doing a part on the TV show right now uh that's looks like it might last for a little while I don't know yet because it's sort of episode to episode but with something like that like every time I do it I'm like don't [ __ ] this up dude this is your you don't you know what I mean and that's what I do and and it's terrible it's a terrible terrible anxiety um it doesn't prevent me from performing it doesn't prevent me from delivering but it's there and it's the kind of thing where if something does go wrong I have a very hard time just leaving it behind me and going it was a bad day at work dude let it go you know I did a charity event last night and it wasn't a great show and this was a huge step for me today I woke up with anxiety about it at 4:30 in the morning why'd
you do this bit why'd you do that bit and I was just like dude you didn't do anything wrong you just weren't the best choice for that gig that's it it's okay you didn't do anything wrong and I think most people go down that road first and my whole life I've never gone down that road first I go down the blaming myself Road first well let me be honest with you then um I I've had shows where I had a great set for 90 minutes and I'll close badly or [ __ ] up something and I can't sleep yep I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I I'm I'm just in a hurricane yeah a hurricane of Anguish and being upset but I think it's cuz I care yeah it's because I care because I don't want anybody leaving a show ever and feeling like uh I don't ever want I know they paid money that drives me [ __ ] crazy I know they babysitters they planned it out they saved their money for the that you know I don't want any anyone to ever think that I ever take that for granted because that would drive me [ __ ] crazy if if I went to see someone and I knew they didn't give a [ __ ] and they took it for granted that's the one of the worst things a performer can ever do with their audience disrespect Their audience right I I brought this up before but I'll bring it up again it's what I call the Joe deio principal right CU I remember this quote when I was a kid Joe dagio was like 40 years old sliding into third base and the the guy on the other team goes you know why are you playing so hard you're already in the Hall of Fame and he goes cuz someone out there is someone in the audience that hasn't seen Joe dagio play and I don't want to let him down that's so great Lori Lori Kil Martin said once to me years ago I was opening for her in Philadelphia and I said how do you how do you manage to go out and show the same enthusiasm every set because I noticed throughout the weekend that she was doing that and I was having a hard time with that at that point in my career and she said just think about it she's like you're a fan of Comedy haven't you ever seen a comedian that makes you laugh so hard you want to fall over and I go yeah and she goes there's a chance somebody in the audience that's going to happen because of you tonight yeah so you should always have that in your head and
that's that's the dagio thing you just said you know what I mean it's a lot of times just a perception issue like how you deal with things like um I had a friend that came up to me once uh we were in um Vegas and uh I brought him to some fights and uh after the fights it gets pretty [ __ ] crazy it's you know there's 18,000 people there and you try to wake your way through the casino good luck you know you're going to get stopped every 5 seconds and he was like does it get annoying I go well there's certain times where I have things that I have to do where I have to leave like I have to go to a show or I have to meet someone for dinner I mean I have to be there by x amount of time I just have to say no but for the most part it's just a bunch of people being nice right but my attitude about it is always that every time I meet someone I reset because it's like I don't ever think of it as like oh here's another person here's another person every time I meet someone I reset right so it's a total new experience because I know it's a new experience for them and if I if I don't I don't accept that I can't always say yes I can't always call your friend I can't always [ __ ] take picture I have to go sometimes like sometimes it's unavoidable there's 100 people and you got to be out of there because you're supposed to be somewhere in minutes right I can't be late for a show I can't be late for an interview or an appearance that I have to do or whatever the [ __ ] that's yeah no and I think that reset mentality is great like you know when I first started doing OA Burr told me years ago he was like listen here's what you do he goes you're doing the show now guys are going to start coming out to see you you you sell your merch you shake everybody's hand and he goes and and talk and just talk he goes you know it sometimes you can't spend a lot of time with everybody but talk to everybody say hello and he was like and that's what you do dude like and and not that I would have done any different but him saying that really cemented it into my head he's a great guy yeah and I've seen him do it and I've always done it if there are [ __ ] two people in the audience that wanted to see me and it was a the the shittiest show of all time because there were 98 that didn't give a
[ __ ] about who I was and heckling or whatever I spent time with those two guys and talk to them you know what I mean and I talk to them like you know what I mean like like I'm talking to you yeah that's how it should be you know bur said once something that I I thought was really cool he said uh we we were just talking about how everything's going really well for him and he's real happy and uh he says you know I uh I remember when I was a kid and uh I would uh I'd go to see a band and then uh you know the the new song sucked and I just wasn't into it they put on a bad show and I felt like they [ __ ] me and he goes and I know that if people come out to see me their fans and I'm I'm not going to [ __ ] them I'm not going to [ __ ] them I'm going to I'm going to write hard I'm going to work hard I'm going to get out there and give it my best I'm not going I don't want to [ __ ] him that's a great attitude it is it is I mean he he works he works so hard and he and he gives his he delivers to his fans what they deserve I think everybody excuse me I think everybody many Comics do that but I think again like what was always special to me about or one of the things that was always special to me about being part of that OA fraternity was that those Comics all did that yeah everybody delivered you know everybody had the mentality of it's a new year I have to go back to the to that City again I better have a new hour or it better be the much much better version of last year's hour you know cuz I'm about to tape it or whatever it is you know but uh and it was Patrice was like that obviously Norton uh uh Louie uh obviously you know like like these guys you know the you know B like they that that's what they that's what they all did you know one of the great things about the Opie and Anthony show was that it was a hangout like even if like Ricky deras came on or some big star came on if you and I were on the show we would still be on the show and he would sit in there and everybody knew to lay back and let someone talk or occasionally everybody would jump in I mean it was completely free form and because of that there was a lot of ball busting like when Bobby Kelly's on the guy gets [ __ ] tortured when Voss is on he gets tortured and because of that like
getting tortured like everybody has to like mine their p's and q's and be on the ball you got to cover all your bases it's the snake pit man yeah whereas if you do a lot of other radio shows even big shows it's one guest at a time right you know and you don't you don't get tossed into like that sort of Comedy seller table sort of scenario or you know the parking lot at the store or you know the bar at the Improv like there's that I always said when you when you went on o Anda and it was a packed room you know when you walked in and it was doollo Bobby you know or or Burr and Patrice or whoever when it was a packed room on o Anda I always said it was like getting dropped into the it was like in Raiders of the Lost AR when he hits the ground in that [ __ ] snake pit and it's just like you better like have your torch up and be ready because they are coming at you from every [ __ ] Direction snakes I hate snakes yeah yeah as very dangerous but it was also just fun you know it's like exciting to be in that room with Voss and Norton and everybody's like everyone's you know Norton says something funny then Voss will say something funny and everybody's like chiming in and laughing and it's just it's so exciting it was it was those those times were the hardest times I've ever laughed in my life and I remember when I would have stints where I would quit drinking for a while and i' I'd say like how the [ __ ] am I going to have fun if I'm not going out drinking you know uh I would go oh that's right I laughed the hardest I ever did in my entire life at 6:45 in the morning the other day dead sober yeah because I was on Opie and Anthony Bagel yeah yeah watching Bobo pull his [ __ ] pubes out or whatever you know what I mean like literally crying laughing like till you couldn't breathe you know so it's like I was like okay it's possible it's possible to have sober fun obviously well hanging out with comedians I mean that's the one thing me and Stan hope were talking once and he said uh I could quit comedy but I could never quit hanging out with comics that's a great way to put it yeah we were just laughing and [ __ ] around and we were we were just being ridiculous and making each other howl and uh we were just both shaking our
head and he goes I could never stop hanging out with Comics oh that's great you know like he goes I [ __ ] quit comedy I could quit comedy just stop performing [ __ ] it I could just [ __ ] smoke cigarettes and [ __ ] drink beer and watch football you I could do that he goes but I don't want to stop hanging out with comedians cuz he like I think a guy like sto also you get to a point where you realize I mean yeah it's fun to do shows and yeah it's but nothing's going to change you're not going to yeah and well and the best thing about hanging out with Comics to me is like it's like the rings of hell because there's hanging out with comedians then there's hanging out with the comedians that are you know that are in that are the real Comics not just general comedians that are the pro guys or whatever and girls then it's the ring below that which is like these are the Pros that are [ __ ] cool you know that aren't ego Maniacs that then there's the ring under that where it's like these are the pros that are ready to trash anything you want to talk about you everybody on the other three levels would scoff at what we're about to say but we'll go after anything down here on this on this little ring and it's the best it's the best yeah well there's an art form to saying [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah you know that you don't even necessarily really mean but especially when a bunch of comics are getting together and they vibing off of each other there's that thing that we do where you'll I'll try to say something like Tony the other day what the [ __ ] did he say about Joan Rivers when Joan Rivers died you get in bed with her oh if you hurry up you can still get in bed with her I was supposed to do uh in bed with Joan it was like she was doing a podcast where she would do it from her bed yeah and I was scheduled to do it and it got moved around and I was waiting to reschedule it and then she died and it made me sad because uh I was a huge fan yeah me too and um and inchcliff goes if you hurry up you can still get in bed with her it's not too late she probably hasn't started rotting yet oh my God he I don't think he said that but the idea you know but you can't say that in normal company but amongst comedians you know I it was to me it made me feel good that he said that you know my God you
know what I'm saying it's like yeah it's hilarious yeah like Ari and I were talking last night we went to caners Deli late after his uh thing we we were driving home and he was talking about how he thinks it's good to interact with regular people because he goes I don't talk to anybody that's a comedian and I think I'm not getting a balanced perspective and he was like you know you do the sports commentary stuff where like you'll go a whole weekend where you don't do stand up and you talk to like athletes and you talk to like news people and stuff like that like that's probably good for you right and he goes cuz I'm all I'm talking to is psychos right who also you know they I could say something really [ __ ] up and they're like Yeah Yeah well yeah when we all right I I feel like i' learned this in therapy when somebody shares something with you you need to share back oh so you know that we're like on the level together so I'm going to tell you a [ __ ] up thing I said but I was hanging out I don't even I feel bad bringing against David but I was hanging out with Pete Holmes he brought him in and it was right after it was right after uh Robin William it was right after the Robin Williams thing right after the Holocaust and they were saying they were saying it's an apparent suicide they found with the belt around his neck and I was like Pete do you think he you think it was a suicide you think he was jacking it with the belt around his neck and we just started laughing going apparent suicide always sounds way better in a newspaper than definitely was jerking off with a belt around his neck yeah in in Robin's case he cut his wrist too yeah I know that part hadn't come out yet and uh yeah you know it was I mean there's a I there's a I we I have a human side I don't want to sound like a [ __ ] it's not a [ __ ] it's true I have a human side it's it's it's very sad to me that that happened and I respect that that happened and and if I was related to him I probably wouldn't want to hear a joke about it right now but but my point is is like you know sometimes you're hanging out with comics and you can let those little thoughts out with them uh that I think a lot of people a lot of other com if I was on nine out of 10 other podcasts right now I wouldn't
have felt comfortable sharing that but see you shared the the crazy Joan Rivers joke right and then I share that back and it's like it's like here we are we're in the [ __ ] ninth ring together and Joan Rivers or Robin Williams I think would understand why those jokes were funny I don't have the right to say this guy's name cuz I wasn't there when it happened but a very famous comedian came over to a table of comics at the uh at the uh seller and uh right after Rob Williams died and went he was a joke Thief right [ __ ] him really and away and everybody was like oh [ __ ] like looked at everybody and went he was a joke Thief right Jes guy was a joke Thief right and everybody like nodded their head and he goes [ __ ] him and walked away [ __ ] yeah I don't I it wasn't there so I don't know if it was funny the guy's [ __ ] hilarious so I'm sure it was probably pretty funny when he said it but uh that's a real thing too with people that's a real thing where some guys never want to let that [ __ ] go um yeah no that's a very real thing especially it was your bit like if you had a bit and all sudden it's on Letterman look I'll tell you you know's doing it there's something to be said for that don't die with a grudge thing yeah but I also do think it's [ __ ] a lot of the time you know I mean you watch that Ramon's documentary end of the century and they start talking to uh Johnny Ramone after Joey died and they go did you go visit him in the hospital he goes no and they go even when he was dying you didn't go see him you knew he was going to die and he goes no if I was dying I wouldn't want him to come see me I don't like the guy we don't like each other and I was just like you know what man I in certain ways I tip my hat to that it's like yeah like this is what it is man like let's not let's not stroke ourselves here there's levels you know there's levels like there's some people that you have fallen out with where you could you could sort it out and there's some people you can't there some people I don't want to be around cuz I just don't want to feel them I don't want to be in their I don't I think they're beyond my reach Beyond My Hope their perception of reality is so different than mine that you know I don't I don't want to hate anybody but I don't want to communicate with them either right well
you know the the like my mom taught me a great lesson about that sort of thing she said the opposite of hate isn't love the opposite of hate is indifference when you truly don't care about somebody that's that's how's love or I'm sorry I'm sorry let me let me I I phrased it wrong the opposite of Love is in hate the opposite of Love is indifference that's what it is excuse me so where's hate fit in in there is it in the middle hate means you still care hate means you still love the person it's not the opposite because if you hate if you hate you're invested you know and I mean I guess that investment doesn't necess necess necessitate love every time but hate is investment I'm spending my energy on you right now I'm wasting my energy on you you know you're my ex-girlfriend you did me wrong it's two years later I can't pick up a mop without yelling the word [ __ ] at the ceiling because this is the [ __ ] mop you bought when you lived here you know what I mean like that's that's not the opposite of love that's you're still invested there's part of you still in there somewhere that wishes everything was okay but in difference when you truly say I don't give a [ __ ] if you live die breathe whatever like I'm I have no nothing in me for you you know to me that is that's why they say with these [ __ ] Twitter trolls you know I was arguing with people on Twitter for the last two days and people are going why are you going after them don't show them that you care don't show them and that's what that's yeah yeah why am i showing them that I care you know what I mean like indifference is what pisses off a Twitter troll well sometimes it's fun well it is I do I do think there's a gray area and um and that's the gray area was where I was trying to exist because I didn't like what people were saying about a friend of mine on there so I was trying to defend him yeah I know what you're saying I mean there there's times where it's worth your for to communicate and there's times where it's not it's a matter of how much emotionally you get invested in debating someone that you don't even know I mean you you might meet them they might be a [ __ ] complete idiot there's no reason whatsoever to even communicate with them like what's the point in getting all
riled up and upset you're not even involved with that person you don't know them you choose to be involved with them because of 140 characters that are on a page you don't have to you don't have to you know yeah there was a guy today uh that I stopped following that really came after me pretty hard uh that I considered I I wouldn't say a friend we didn't hang out but like we were friendly we were friendly excuse me and um you know our our knowing of each other started in a weird way he was kind of like being a bit of a troll one day to me and I really went after him because I was in a really bad mood and then I ended up meeting him at a party a year later and he came up and introduced himself and he's like hey man I was just joking I'm sorry that that got out of hand whatever he ended up giving me a bag of weed you know he was really really cool and then we were cool and then like over these last two days he started tweeting me all this really [ __ ] vicious [ __ ] about Andy kinler and Andy's my friend and I was like dude I don't agree with you stop saying this [ __ ] to me and stop putting my name in the [ __ ] tweets like like you and me ride together and like and now my my friend is going to see his name getting smeared and my name's in the Tweet too and I'm just like dude you you don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about stop and I was writing that back to him with both his and Andy's handle in the tweets and he just kept doing it and I was just like you know what dude [ __ ] it I'm not doing this and I wrote it and other people chimed in were saying the same dumb [ __ ] I just wrote to everybody that I'm arguing with right now on Twitter please stop following me I can't stand any of the [ __ ] you're saying right now I'm serious stop following me and they didn't and I was just like you know what [ __ ] it and I just unfollowed this dude I'm like what am I supposed to do keep following a guy that's like waving his dick in my face you know what I mean depends and then you know and then he you know I wake up today at 4:30 in the morning with anxiety from having a bad set at a [ __ ] charity gig last night and I check my Twitter and there's like five tweets at me from this guy you were never funny you're a piece of [ __ ] this that who is this guy uh I'll say his
name I don't it's Fred from Brooklyn is his Twitter handle Fred from Brooklyn is Comic I don't know what he does I think he has a podcast he's not like a guy anybody knows except like some he's part of that don't put him up on the screen yeah he's part of that OA crew um but like so he just was trying to hurt your feelings yeah it was like it was it it kind of made me sad to be honest because like he was doing it the way like a scorned lover does it like it's like dude two days ago you were telling me you love me and now you're you're telling me I'm not funny it's like you're just you're just hurt your feelings are hurt so it it didn't upset me in that sense and by the way Fred if you're hearing this I'm not giving you attention because this got to me I'm just mature enough to talk about this and I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I can't get into all the goddamn head games of don't say his name that dude's typing right now with sweaty fingers you know it's just like and it's like and and if you are listening to this it's like dude I'm not even mad at you it's like you were saying a bunch of [ __ ] I didn't agree with and I was like all right dude I can't [ __ ] with you anymore man and he's writing if you don't play Twitter by D Ro's rules he'll [ __ ] he'll kill BL unfollow you he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] it's like dude weren't you one of the same guys that stood up for Anthony and were pissed off that he came under Fire for his words so you can attack other people when their words come under Fire but I can't but nobody can criticize your work you know what I mean like how the [ __ ] does that coin you that's that's a real convenient [ __ ] Coin you're flipping there you know what I mean h um but why why worry about what [ __ ] hangup is why spend so much energy on it that's the real issue well now we're back to the thing about the indifference yeah um I don't it's not a lot of energy that I'm spending on it it's just I guess I'm just I don't remember why we got into Twitter but uh but oh you were saying that that you know these people from the 140 yeah that's your only relationship to yeah you don't you don't have to he was somebody that I actually genuinely liked like as a dude and troubled troubled people well that's why I say I wasn't mad it was more just
like it was like I feel bad man like I just feel bad for you dude like you you're reacting the way like a dumped girl reacts right now you know what I mean well you you know when someone says something like that to you it alleviates any responsibility you have for continuing to communicate with them like oh you're being a baby okay yeah like if some like some people do that and they'll expect you to fire back at them and they'll do it wanting you to fire back on them they want you to engage and that's where indifference comes in like you but this isn't indifference necessarily cuz we're kind of discussing it but you know it's it's important to recognize what you want to invest your energy in yes I age C amount of hours in a day I agree I agree I just don't like like part I will say this my only emotional investment in that back and forth and like sending out a tweet that says please stop following me to anybody that feels this way I want people like that out of my life I don't want them coming to my shows I don't want them around I I don't and and it's not because they said mean things about Andy kinler I can deal with somebody saying mean things about Andy kinler it's the reasons they were saying the mean things about Andy Kindler they're pissed off because Andy Kindler uh addressed the Anthony situation at Montreal and now it's we see blood and we and attack and kill and it's [ __ ] stupid it's mob ality I don't agree with it I don't want people like that behind me in any way in any [ __ ] way well you know Andy kendler is a very Progressive guy very smart guy and uh he you know if he met Anthony and he had a conversation with him maybe they would have uh a difference of opinion maybe they would argue I don't know but I respect them both yeah it's a tricky tricky sit situation where Anthony kumia situation for folks who don't know Anthony from OPI Anthony was fired because um he was in a situation another situation line situation I can't stop saying situation stuck in my head he was taking photographs late at night in Time Square some woman he took a photograph and she got mad at him she hit him yelling at him and screaming at him and then he went on this rant about the African-American Community about
violence about all sorts of different things and he got fired for the rant and uh you know if anybody pays any attention to him on the OPI and Anthony show they know that he does that all the time that that style of communication is his thing but you can explain yourself way better on a radio show when you're going back and forth with people and you cite statistics and facts about the African-American Community there's no doubt about it I mean there's no way to deny it there's a disparity in the amount of African-American people that are in prison there's a disparity in the amount of African-American people that commit crime but that could be attributed to a bunch of different things economic factors the the the their the opportunities that they have as opposed to the opportunities that people that live in better neighborhoods have there's a lot of [ __ ] going on there it's a complex Nuance discussion and you're not going to have a complex Nuance discussion after to get punched in the face just going to start screaming and yelling and he should have just stayed off the air or stop stayed offline what he should have done is talked about it on the radio show on Monday morning and expressed the whole story so it's a sensitive issue very sensitive and I think that you know I I'll be hon honest with you this is the first time I've ever talked about this publicly to anybody uh and when this all happened I got a lot of [ __ ] online about not coming out and saying stand with ant or defend ant or whatever um because I wanted to see the situation through before I said anything and I don't I didn't agree with the initial Outburst on Twitter but I thought to myself okay he was angry it was [ __ ] up let his blood [ __ ] calm maybe he'll apologize or reward things or whatever uh also too I think if you're going to be somebody that complains about the problems in a community you need to com you need to address those problems constructively and try to help offer Solutions not just yell from a Hilltop about how [ __ ] up it is and how you're pissed off about it I don't think that helps anything and that's that kind of addressing of a problem is what makes people start saying what's what's going on with this guy you know what I mean it it starts to
sound like a very one-sided attack on something now you can agree or anybody could agree or disagree with that point and we can even move beyond that point to to this point which is after he went on that out had that Twitter Outburst so I was like okay that was unfortunate but let's see what he says now then he went on rede and he was like I'm not sorry I'm not sorry I'm not apologizing I am not sorry for what I did and I was like okay this is starting to get get a little bit more complicated now and then after that I mean by the time he went on that like white nationalist radio show to like defend himself I was just like I I I don't know where this I didn't hear that well I saw it online uh did you see a transcript or did you hear it there was a part there was part of a transcript of some stuff he said uh but I found online cuz I was just kind of following the situation that he had gone on basically white nationalist podcast or radio show or something uh and it's like the guy the host of the show is on Wikipedia he's got a Wikipedia page and like the Wikipedia P was like this is a guy that has had like Holocaust deniers and [ __ ] on his show like your friend from Ireland he was my friend he was my neighbor and I didn't know he thought that until it came out that night the Jew exaggerate a bit lad always after me Lucky Charms by the way if that guy had a radio show I wouldn't have gone on it so when I saw that I mean c you can you guys look it up so like it know I don't want to I don't want to publicize any [ __ ] white nationalist oh okay fair enough I mean so so um anyway so when I saw that I was like and saw some of Anthony's quotes from the show I was like this is this is getting [ __ ] up so do you think he just went off the deep end because he was angry and he was trying to publicize the whole situation or do you think he's really racist like what's your take on it you know I'm probably as good as I know him when it first happened and I'm I'm going to I'm putting this disclaimer out before I say anything uh I am fully aware of the Hellfire that I might face for not just saying I'm with the guy on this stuff I'm fully aware of it I'm I've thought about this very long and very hard I am aware of it
um I'm not you know that I I'm just saying that anyway uh the when it first happened I was like this is really [ __ ] unfortunate and I want to believe that my friend [ __ ] up and I want to believe that my friend is is going to redeem himself from this and the further it went down the road and finally for for me the last final straw was the [ __ ] he was tweeting about the Ferguson situation I was just like I can't I unfollowed him on Twitter I was like I can't do this man and that's not me saying [ __ ] you kumia right that's me saying like dude you have the he has the absolute right to say whatever he wants to say I would never ever ever say somebody doesn't have the right to speak out loud about what they have to say but I also have the right to react to it and I also have the right to say if that's how you feel about this [ __ ] I disagree so strongly and this is such a this is such a to me an ethical and moral issue when it come when you start dealing with race I don't know how we can p around still you know what I mean this is this is this is beyond like political differences to me you know it's like once it starts getting into racial stuff and I have to start thinking about what does it say to my black friends if I still hang out you know uh with a certain person I I you know it's it's a real [ __ ] tight spot at that point and I also didn't agree with I also didn't agree with the whole thing where everybody was really on this like cancel your subscriptions thing and what and [ __ ] op and Jim Over [ __ ] them out of a job let Sirius XM lose all this business I mean those guys were were were left in a in a really tough situation and they're making the best out of it and for everybody to to that was behind Anthony to go yeah cancel your [ __ ] subscription why well now why are you [ __ ] these people over why what did they do they didn't do anything and it just was such a messy thing it was just such a messy thing and and everybody was saying this is a free speech issue it's not a free speech issue speech is free freedom of speech is it's free but it doesn't mean it comes without consequences it works like a giant candy dish at your doctor's office it's there for the taking but if you don't handle it carefully or or or
or use with any responsibility you're going to get sick and [ __ ] yourself up a little bit you got to be careful there are repercussions for free speech Free Speech just means you're allowed to say it it doesn't mean nothing bad can happen afterwards you know and so when people were were talking about like I can't believe that they fired him it's like well whether you agree with him getting fired or not you can't believe that they fired him if you at a pizza shop and one of your top Pizza makers was across the street saying that stuff and your customers could hear him you'd be like get this [ __ ] guy away from the pizza shop right now this is bad for pizza business so I don't see how SiriusXM is any different now again whether you agree with him getting fired or not is a different story but to say we can't understand why he got fired I just think it's such a close-minded oneway s one-sided way of looking at it I I I I think this it was approached with zero gray area and um well on one hand I I kind of appreciate their loyalty know that they want to stick up for Anthony and they want to do that but there there are real issues when you start discussing race that you have to take into consideration and like this Ferguson thing you know the Ferguson thing is a very unique situation because it's an incredibly impoverished Community with a lot of [ __ ] crime a lot of crime and a lot of police brutality right like it just just an awful place it's awful and um it's not as simple as black people or white people people I this is going to sound stupid but I wish there was no race I wish there was no color I wish there was no differentiation other than your behavior cuz if that was the case we would would be able to look at behavior and we'd able to be look at all these people that are involved in tremendous amounts of crime okay what are the variables there where what are the single parent households what are the absentee parent what are the kids that are growing up with drug addicts what are the kids that are growing up with crime in their environment constantly right you know what yeah that that's what's going on it's not black people white I know [ __ ] crazy white people I grew up
with a lot of poor white people that were insane they're just as goddamn dangerous as anybody well there's nobody that's less dangerous when it comes to poverty and crime you know it's like you get poverty and crime and bad scenarios and and children potential that's growing up in this really distorted and [ __ ] up way you're going to get crazy people people that grow up with crime commit crime people imitate their atmosphere sure people who grow up in terrible environments it's very difficult to rise above and you can't just you can't just say it's a black thing or a white thing and just because it's in the black community more than it's in the white Community look man you got to take into consideration that [ __ ] 50 years ago there was slavery okay and the great grandchildren of those slaves are the what what you're dealing with today and that's that's a real and I'm not a fan of reparations or any of that other those ideas that a lot of people Banner back and forth but I am a fan of what I would call social or civil engineering social engineering is probably not a bad idea to try to rejuvenate impoverished communities that are predominantly One race I mean it seems to me that those places are a trap and if you're born in those places whether it's poor White Irish people that are [ __ ] criminals and meth heads or whether it's black people that you grow up and your par both your parents are in jail you're being raised by your grandmother who sells crack that's a terrible EnV these are terrible environments that the people are coming out of and they're very commonplace yeah that's the real issue the real issue is children that grow up in these environments and become really [ __ ] up members of society it has nothing to do with race just so happens that a lot of them are black I agree I agree and that's why that's why I think when statements start becoming things like that Community is so quick to jump to violence and Savages and statements like that it's but on one hand he's right on one hand he's write statistically but the real question is why are those communities more likely and is it because they've been ignored you know as a society we have a right we have rather an obligation to to take care of our community right but how far does our
community extend that's where it gets really problematic because our community when we think about America as a community it's 350 million people that stretches out thousands of miles it's impossible to get everybody on board right it's imp if if we had a community and our community was 20 people and there was one guy who had no [ __ ] money and he was doing a terrible job raising his kids and he was on drugs all the time and he his kids were left alone we would take that kid in we would all take that kid in right we all would but we can't when there's a million kids like that and then those kids grow up and they become adults and they were they were ignored and there's no love and there's a just just dis circumstances they're growing up in that's what's wrong I don't believe that it's a color issue I believe it's an environmental issue I think it's a genetic issue in that the the genetics of the people that were in these [ __ ] up environments they're raising more people that are in these [ __ ] up environments it's epigenetics learning from your environment that passes On to the Next Generation but it's not a race thing it's just an environmental thing it could be white people that are in poor neighborhoods like those gypsies in England those people are goddamn Savages those people driving around those Caravans having bare knuckle fights with each other robbing everybody left and right I have a friend who they're um their good friends in England they're from England and they have good friends in England that had to abandon their home cuz gypsies moved into a park next to their house and when they have like these weird laws over there when these gypsies show up you know they're not all bad I'm sure but these particular gypsies that moved next to them were bad they started robbing the neighborhood they started leaving their garbage everywhere they would dig holes and [ __ ] in them they was just chaos they would have they would stay up late at night and drinking and screaming and fighting and it was just and they couldn't get rid of him there was nothing they could do about him had nothing to do with race right it had everything to do with who are these [ __ ] human beings they were white people and there were white people that
were completely [ __ ] out of control but if you took those same white people raised them in a nice neighborhood you you rais them in Studio City put them in a nice suit and have them walk into their BMW no one blinking eye the same human being right right no yeah I I hear you I hear you I totally agree and can I go back to something you said earlier uh the when you said on the one hand you admire their loyalty for for going with him I think it's shortsighted but but here's my thing as far as I understood it was about that show you know I mean the fan base I mean was about that show and about what that show stood for and to me nothing about saying [ __ ] you to two other guys and we're we're going to 100% going to follow one guy was anything that that show stood for it showed zero Unity to me it just didn't it just didn't it to to to throw two other dudes under a bus and go and have no consideration for the situation that they're left in you know I understand if you want to have consideration for the position Anthony's in not saying they shouldn't have had consideration I'm saying but to have zero consideration for the other two and go [ __ ] it we're out of here cancel subscription that's the thing I didn't agree with that just felt like it felt like mob mentality to me I see what you're saying what you're saying but in their defense I think what they were trying to do was there was only one way to force their hand and the the the way wasn't to sit back the way was to cancel subscriptions till Sirius brought Anthony back as they wanted the show as a whole so their idea wasn't to [ __ ] Jimmy and Opie their idea was to cancel Sirus because it would force their hand and make them bring back Anthony prove a point yeah that was the only thing that they do mean if you wanted to bring back Anthony there was really no other way to act but I never felt now look I might be wrong how else could they have acted just hey guys this is this is [ __ ] unfortunate and no listens to that listen to economics that's what listen to will'll also subscribe to this thing over here now do you know what I mean because now I I might be wrong about this but as far as I could see it was never painted in the light of of we're leaving and we'll be back if you rehire
him it was [ __ ] him we're done that two days later Anthony was like I'm starting my own show it was and then and for a week two weeks those subscription cancellations were coming in so it never to me once came across as we're doing this now as a walk out as a strike and if you guys do the what we think is the right thing we'll bring him back it struck me very immediately as like he's out the door he's starting his own thing these people are continually jumping ship and I just think that kind of sucks for the other two guys and I'm I realize I'm not speaking for them right now I don't know how they feel about it um and I don't mean to talk out of turn no I know I know what you're saying I see what you're saying but I think for them I can totally understand why they wanted a boyot because I think for them that was the only way to voice their opinion in a way where the company be forced to listen if the company had 50,000 people cancel their subscriptions because Anthony kumia got fired and then everybody said holy [ __ ] we just lost x amount of Revenue um can we get Anthony to apologize and bring him back boom he's back on the show right and he wouldn't have apologized though well um no but I think there could have been a way to I don't think an apology was as necessary or as an explanation and a a discussion you know I think if they had a discussion of the issue on Monday he could have said the exact same things that he said in those tweets but said them and it's very different to hear someone say something talk about being punched by in the face by someone in the African-American Community see but look I got to take another position too because I don't think you should have been taking a picture of that chick without her permission I don't think it's cool to be if you're a woman and this I'm not a white knight here okay but hear me out if you're a woman and some [ __ ] dude on the street is pointing a camera at you and taking pictures that shit's creepy and maybe dudes don't think that way because they think they're innocent they're just capturing they would prefer to be anonymous I'm just capturing the city I just love taking photographs I think it's a beautiful city it's interesting it's f fascinating I like taking pictures of cabs I don't get
their permission this is a person they're just happen to be walking down the street I'm going to take a picture of them I disagree with that I think especially in the case of a man taking a photograph of a woman men are traditionally the pursuers I mean that's we we are we're Liars if we pretend there there's anything other than that going on yeah women pursue sometimes but most creepers are dudes and when a dude is taking photographs if I was a chick I would immediately assume that that he was a creeper so in my opinion this woman was it was probably I don't know what the [ __ ] was said see so I'm mean I'm even commenting out of school well that's the tough part is it becomes like the Watergate tapes there's like this missing 20 minutes there missing all minutes we don't have any time we have zero words right exactly so I mean it's it's it literally goes from I was taking a picture to I got hit in the face and called White [ __ ] this is how I you know I felt like this about the Zimmerman case too you know everybody was like oh you know this is a clear-cut case that guy was a piece of [ __ ] and you know George dimer's an awful person and that kid you know he should have been or then there's other people that said that kid was a punk he was beating him up right he should have shot him right my take was always like what would have happened if someone was cooler and they talked to that kid what would have happen with someone who understands people better what I mean what if the the whole scenario had played out where it was a a dude who's really good at communicating with people and very respectful and said to the kid how you doing today my brother everything good and the kid kid said everything's good man you know what what are you up to you know I mean who knows maybe the kids say just head back from the store man all right keep cool stay dry you who knows it's it's you know what I'm saying exactly exactly a [ __ ] dork like George Zimmerman might have caused that altercation just by being a social [ __ ] well I think if you yeah I mean I I thought I I certainly thought so I went I I I went I was open-minded to the point of going I understand if that the guy had his suspicions raised or whatever but then when you listen to
those cell phone calls and he's like chasing the guy around the neighbor it was so painfully obvious to me that here's a guy that just wants to be a hero here's a wannabe cop that wants to be a hero and [ __ ] got out of hand he bit off more than he could chew he got his [ __ ] ass kicked by a kid and he ended up killing somebody over it you know and like somehow slid through that self-defense loophole because of you know seven how old was Trayvon 16 got on top of him and and was beating his ass yeah was beating his ass but you know look it's like the Ferguson thing those two all anybody was talking about was the first was was the was the video of the the guy the Defenders of the cop all they were talking about was the guy you know shoving the guy in the convenience store and stealing the cigar whatever it was right two white Witnesses came out yesterday finally and said we saw the shooting and his hands were up his hands were up when he was shot you know so now regardless of this weird Phantom gunfire shot that happened when the cop was in the car whatever weird [ __ ] altercation thing happened there whether it was that dude's fault or the cop whatever regardless of any of that the guy is getting chased the cop is chasing him if he's got his [ __ ] hands up you're a cop dude at that point that's it you don't shoot a you don't shoot a dude to death you just don't well the guy who is the cop that shot him was also a guy that was a part of another band of cops that was so [ __ ] up they had so many complaints about them that they disbanded the whole department and then he got hired by Ferguson yeah it's so he had a history of of that kind of abuse yeah yeah and and you know it's so you know to to unless you don't want to talk about this anymore but like you know to again with the kumia thing you know look at at the end of the day with Anthony and this is what why when I saw the Ferguson tweets I was like that's it I can't you know because when you see him I don't want to get into what he was tweeting but like the point is is that I didn't I harshly didn't agree with it well I think he's a bit like you know I mean I don't want to cast him in a bad light cuz he's my friend but I think he's a bit like your friend that's a bured lover I mean I think there's a
little bit of that that he's fired by this company he's like yeah [ __ ] you I'm going to go even deeper with it now I'm getting even more crazy with it now I don't give a [ __ ] no yeah you know what I'm saying no he is and it's it's I I gotta say man like at the end of the day um I the whole thing just makes me sad and I know at probably deep in his core Anthony doesn't really give a [ __ ] about what I think we were friends uh and you know like we used to hang out I was bummed out man I was bummed out that I felt like I got to a point with a friend where I was like I don't think I can hang out with this guy anymore and it really bummed me out but did you talk to him in person I texed him twice what'd he say he he didn't respond to the first one the second one he responded to me uh the second text I sent I was a little pissed honestly that I didn't get a response from the first one and I texted him a second time like two weeks later and I said hey man I don't know if you got my other text but uh the first text was just like hey man you know I know you're going through some [ __ ] right now I'm sorry that you're in a tough position and I just want you to know I had great times in the in the studio with you and I wish you well man like I felt like I could say that much M to guy even though I didn't agree with the [ __ ] that came out of his mouth I could say that much to him I owe a lot of my career to Opie and Anthony and Jimmy so that was the first text I didn't hear back from him and I was like okay fine and then two weeks later I texted him again I said hey man I don't know if you got my other text but there's some guy online writing fake retweets of me saying really nasty [ __ ] about you I go I'm not that those aren't my tweets that's not me and then he responded to that one he was like hey man I always knew we were cool don't worry about it da D and I was like cool man like you know let's have a beer at some point because in my head I was like this was still before the Redeye clip or at least I saw the Redeye clip and stuff and I was still thinking like this will turn around this will turn around that's what I just kept thinking and after that I started seeing all the other stuff and that's when I started to be like whoo whoa whoa and I'll be honest man like what
really B bummed me out one day was was he like kind of he knew I was getting a lot of [ __ ] online cuz his name was in the tweets and he never once told these people to leave me the [ __ ] alone but don't you think that he was first of all this was a national story okay this is a huge story don't you think that he was probably completely overwhelmed and may very well have been ignoring his at replies because they were overwhelming he said nice things about Burr he said nice things about Bobby Kelly he said nice there's other Comics I don't remember he said nice things about me said nice things about you he ignored you uh well he doesn't yeah doesn't like you I'm not important enough I'm not important enough seriously that's you think that's it or is it just like you here's why I think that's what it is here's why I think that's what it is because not only did he not help get some of the [ __ ] heat off of me and there was a lot of it um when he finally did address me on Twitter as people like Colin Quinn and um who's the guy from uh the vice Guy what's his name uh which Vice guy the the God damn Shane Shane Smith not Shane the guy that left Vice with the beard uh oh the guy who got in trouble recently for uh talking about transexuals probably Gavin something gav yeah Gavin and Colin Quinn were getting tweets like hey would you please come do my new show I'll send a car for you ha haa DM me come do my show please my tweet in the midst by the way by the way Anthony tweeting them you sound like a spurn Lover now do you feel that no I'm just I'm just going to say something a lot of spurn lover talk today by the way by the way uh some of my I guess anger about the situation is when you're sitting at your aunt's funeral who was like a second mother to you and your phone keeps buzzing cuz you're getting tweets like you're a talentless [ __ ] selfish [ __ ] [ __ ] stick up foron okay well you need to take those [ __ ] replies off your [ __ ] notifications you don't have your phone buzz when people tweet you what are you an amateur right but maybe Benson uh but my point is is like there was some there was some personal stuff in there because I was like I was like I'm getting [ __ ] for not this guy doesn't give a [ __ ] about me
obviously like he's doing whatever he wants why am I being help maybe he's just overwhelmed man you I mean you got to talk to a guy before you form an opinion in my opinion well this was the tweet I got this was the tweet I got okay hey [ __ ] from you from from Anthony hey [ __ ] are you going to do my show when you're in New York that's the tweet I got when he knew there was [ __ ] going on online then he calls me out in front of everybody like you're on the spot douche let's go dance are you coming on or not and I responded you know I'm 10% black right cuz I thought that was [ __ ] funny right and nothing nothing okay not a favorite not a reply nothing very personal probably shouldn't have aired it out in this matter why you got all worked up I'm not worked up but this is all just an interpersonal situ we were talking about like a more complex issue of racism and you know the what he said now and then it became all about him not being nice to you no no I don't care did kind of little it seems like you're taking Twitter a way too seriously also but I mean when whenever I have a problem with Twitter I either ban user ignore it or anything like that but it seems like you take you're very uh are do do you in your personal life before Twitter and everything do you do you getting a lot of confrontations with people no no I don't I I I I used to I don't a lot in my personal life I like I used to I used to be bad about confrontation I used to but the only reason I'm bringing in any personal stuff is because you were asking me when I said he doesn't give a [ __ ] about me yeah you got talk to the guy man you got to talk to him sometimes you know sometimes people are busy man and when and when he said [ __ ] face or whatever he say like hey [ __ ] face are you going to do my show or whatever he said do you think maybe he was just like hey [ __ ] face when are you going to do my show that sounds like a text I might get from Brian yeah because it seems like you and your head were reading it like hey [ __ ] face I don't you were all worked up I mean let's build it up you were all worked up your aunt died you're at the funeral your phone's busy buzzing people calling possible it still doesn't change the fact that I wouldn't do the show I mean wouldn't do it because of
that no because of the stuff he's said yeah but didn't you I would do it even though I don't agree with what he said because he's my friend and if we disagreed I'd L I'd like to disagree with them on air like you know people that I'm friends with have AG opinions I don't agree with and sometimes I've had opinions that are off base and someone has sort of explained things to me in a way that's made me think about things in a different way I don't I don't know if Anthony's capable of being reached like that but you know sometimes you can communicate with someone and say something that opens their I always in the beginning of this whole situation I absolutely thought that he was and I have lost the hope of that and I feel like at this point for me to act like it it's like I'm like see I feel like if I say this it sounds like I'm judging you and I don't mean to be judging you right now like but I feel like if I were to go on his show it would make it it would unless it was under the guise of Joe come on and we'll debate race and it's like okay then I could go on and hey doesn't matter what this guy thinks I am allowed to do this but if I went on the show and let's say we didn't get around to debating race now I'm sitting and we're just laughing and yucking to me that looks like I'm giving a stamp of approval you know and I I can't it's like you know it's okay I could I could understand your opinion I mean um my uh friendship with him is uh is pretty deep I I've really enjoyed doing that show and I have a lot of respect for him and I probably don't agree with them on a lot of issues when it comes to race especially because because I've I have these opinions about things being much much more complicated than simply black people do this white people do that I don't think it's that I think it's a poverty it's an economic it's a cultural issue it's an issue with people get stuck they're stuck in bad neighborhoods they're stuck in economic situations and I think we probably both agree with that yeah and Anthony um has some very good points about the reality of statistics in these communities I think it's a much more complex issue but his his um issue
is that people want to deny those realistic statistics the reality of those statistics is undeniable in my opinion I just think that there's more to it than simply the statistics sure and I think that society as a whole has done a really shitty job at taking care of the lowest social and economic rung of the ladder I think people have ignored it because it's convenient because they don't have to do anything about it yeah yeah but but you know a lot of people accuse you of socialism if you say things like that I've I I you know someone call me a socialist today because that I'm like you know look if you think taking care of poor babies is socialism yeah I'm a socialist but yeah well know what I mean I mean it's just like they didn't [ __ ] ask to be born to ghetto man and if you you can't feel that you know you don't you don't have any remorse or you know any compassion for people that are born in terrible situations to me that's that's a mark against you as a human being I agree with that I totally agree with that which is why so why wouldn't you just have a discussion with him about it like to try to figure out how do you have a discussion with a guy that doesn't return your text okay or doesn't get back to you okay but if but if he did would you still you know what I'm saying like if he did would you have that conversation cuz you you just said that you thought it would give like him a stamp of approval no no no no no that's that's not what I said what I said was I I said I would go on I would absolutely go on his show if the purpose was to discuss race I wouldn't go on the show if that wasn't preset that we were going to do that because if we didn't get around to discussing race then we're just having a good time to get you know what I mean it's that's that's it's just not cool to me but you know I just look I now here's the thing here's the thing and again I I want to well let me just say this to defend myself a little bit I am not sore about the way he treated me I'm not upset say butt hurt yeah I'm not butt hurt thank you I'm not my my ass my little assy poo doesn't hurt poo um like like and I'm not trying to and and I'm in no way trying to air a grievance a personal grievance right now on your show about this in any [ __ ] way I I only went into that stuff because you
were when I started to talk about I don't think he really cares what I think um I had a I had a friendship with the guy um you know when I reached out and tried to get to a deeper place with him about this and discuss maybe have a discussion or whatever about this let's grab a beer my let's grab a beer never received a response you know I didn't get the okay let's stop right here because this this really is very personal this is you this is not about the issue itself this you and him and your relationship and I don't know what the [ __ ] it is but I think what they should have done for the beginning is say we're going to ride our contract out when that [ __ ] is over we're going to go on the internet do the op Anthony show when our contract is out I mean I don't even know if they can say that but their contract is out in like October they might already be doing planning that you know I hope they are cuz I think that the reality of satellite radio is it's awesome because it's in your car it's way better than terrestrial radio you got Howard Stern you got opian Anthony you got all these radio stations that have you know have great music on them find channels you could find you I love classic vinyl it's great I love listening to satellite radio but you have to listen to what they want you to listen to I don't listen to it I have it in my car most of the time I listen to podcasts most of the time I'm listening to hardcore history or Radio Lab or you know any of our friends podcast that's what I do most of the time I don't I don't I just think it's an archaic way to get programming it's this idea that you have to listen to what's on when it's on great if you happen to be flipping through the channels or you turn on your car and Opie and Anthony comes on or the Anthony and Jimmy show whatever they call it now or Opie and Jimmy when it comes on and it's an interesting interview it's great right but sometimes you just want to listen to what you want to listen to would be great if I could say oh look Joe D Ro is on Joey Diaz's podcast let me just press play on that sure and I have like a whole like or I could go listen to Arnold Schwarzenegger on the Nerdist or this and that or you know whatever you
know that I think is the future and I think that's the present also and I think that once that's readily available in all cars at all times the idea of them working for satellite radio be S kind of silly like why would you choose to have a boss when what is the difference between the distribution method of satellite radio and the internet I'll tell you what the difference is there is a difference satellite radio is more restrictive well more restrictive more advertising you don't get as much of a piece of it and you got this massive overhead because you're attached to this gigantic company that's totally unnecessary and you can get fired apparently you can get fired for for talking and you you have to rent this giant [ __ ] building you mean there's a [ __ ] floor you have to show ID you go up to the whatever floor it is way the [ __ ] up there there's all this money that's being spent where look at this [ __ ] place this reaches the same amount of people or more really this show reaches more than most satellite radio shows and we do it from a [ __ ] Office Park it's a joke that that the future is the distribution method is changing and the distribution method I think it's being tested by these sort of situations where you find out that you could be fired for something totally unrelated to the show it's not like they went on the show and he said something that the company can't like he went on the show and said something totally racist and the company's like you can't say that on our show you're fired no he said it on his own Twitter you know at the very least they should have had some form of a debate with the guy but I think there's more to it than that and I think when you talk about this uh white nationalist radio station that he went on I think there's a little bit of that there too like there might have been more to behind the scenes well but and this is and and I'm no way retreading or trying to beat a dead horse here but this is why I'm saying I'm not trying to be personal well I agree with everything you're saying but I'm saying how I feel like I almost felt like he wasn't that open to having the discussion maybe he wasn't so it's like how can you on the one hand everybody and this is what's driving me nuts about like this sort of blind like like I know what's going to
happen I'm going to leave here I'm going to get flood of tweets tonight you know why you know why you're going to you care you're freaking out and because they know they can make your phone Buzz yeah I don't I I'm going to shut that part off you should have shut off already how much has it gone off while the show's on like crazy I got a I got a confession to make I lied I don't have my Twitter alerts on my phone I went outside during the funeral to get some air and I check my Twitter and then I sawed stuff so how dare you but I was trying to just get through the godamn when was the last time it used to be on your phone oh was just years that's a big lie yeah it was a big lie I glad you owned up to that good for you um um but that's and it doesn't I mean I guess yeah to to a certain extent it does bother me that I'll get some of these tweets or whatever but that to me is what bothers me about the whole discussion is because I feel like everybody's going it should have been more open-minded it should have been more openminded it's like okay well I can speak from the place of somebody that was trying to approach it more open-minded and I felt like I didn't there wasn't an option to do that I feel like that wasn't there so well it's just because of your relationship with Anthony well I I mean well no I also mean like just in the public discussion forums like the second you don't you didn't not you but anybody gener you know the second you didn't hasand withth an or come out and say something you were a traitor and a piece of [ __ ] and it's like well that's not open-minded discussion either you're talking about the pests why are you looking for open-minded discussion the people are savages yeah they are they are I don't know I I guess I always think that because because like the the the [ __ ] heals are more prone to write stuff or voice the negative opinion than the positive people are to to voice the positive it seems like the majority voice is that sort of negative voice sometimes well they're more likely to fester and they're more likely to get crazy about it and obsess about it like I retweeted this one dude the other day about something and I saw him going back and forth with
people for 13 hours I retweeted him and he just was battling people all day it became his life I mean it was every minute for 13 hours this guy was going back with people there's prob folks like that out there and you have to realize you can get caught into their web of psychosis uh I was gonna sorry I was going to say something off topic no go ahead you want to talk about anxiety sure do you do you know this is we're getting into this this is beautiful man I mean I think it is I like how raw this discussion is do you know the surge the full body surge of anxiety I felt when you were like let's stop there this is getting way too personal this is dude oh my God it felt like I stuck my finger in a light socket oh I'm sorry no no no don't be sorry we were beating on the same path over and over again and it was getting to be like you know he [ __ ] didn't call me you know no I didn't mean it like that I was I was saying when you were saying why didn't you have a discussion I was saying I tried to and that was my attempt to and I didn't get a response so I don't know what else to do right um but then I knew you took it the other way cuz what you said and then I went right back to the beginning don't [ __ ] this up first time on Rogan's podcast Rogan doesn't like you you went down this dude I like you lot felt like I put my finger in an electric socket no well get it out of there go get a Band-Aid the uh I just I'm just being 100% honest no I know what you're saying I know what you're saying it's a complex subject tricky also too I want to you know I'm not I'll talk about myself as openly as I'll talk about anybody else like you know I'll beat I'll beat on myself as much as I ever I you will yeah it's uh look man people [ __ ] up and they say things that are wrong they say things they they don't mean the real question is did he say things that he doesn't mean did he say things was he upset or is that what he really feels and if that's the case then it becomes a real issue because if that's the case if he denies that there's some complexities to it but I don't she my my interactions with him my communication with him has not been that my communications with him has been there is a real problem in those communities but it's not his fault and he's what he deals with is the PC
denial of these real problems in that Community I agree with that I agree with that and that was always how it seemed to be at least at the times when I was in the studio and stuff and would hear it and when we hung out I mean dudee this is a dude I can't stress this enough I'm bummed about the whole thing first and foremost because this is a dude I used to have a great [ __ ] time with we would drink dude I had so much fun with him and it never got heavy ever ever ever ever so like uh the uh when I when when the discussions of this stuff would come up on the show when it when you're in the room it sounded a little more to me like like what you're saying um like he's addressing that there was this problem but then there was also the times where he would get real mad on the air and even in those times you like okay he just got a little hot today and that's not that big of a deal but then when all these things happened after the show or after he was fired from the show that's when it started to feel kind of like weird to me where I was like okay well was all that anger coming from a different place you know or yeah I don't know man the the radio show thing [ __ ] me up the white nationalist thing [ __ ] me up yeah well that'll do it I mean I don't know what you know I don't know how to take that yeah lighting someone's house on fire I mean that's like you break up with someone you [ __ ] burn all the records it's so crazy to me that I almost feel like it I'm like maybe somebody's going to write later tonight and be like that's not true that was a madeup thing I don't F maybe he was drinking maybe he was who knows who knows I don't know I would have to communicate with him I would have to pay attention to what he actually said on that show I didn't see it I didn't listen to it but the fact that he went on on a white National show is not good you know like isn't it funny you know this is a funny thing man because uh um you know I've been going back and forth with people because of something I said the other day on a podcast about Jon Jones where uh I said that I think that a lot of the hate that Jon Jones gets it's possible that some of it might be because of racism I said I wonder if some of it might be because of racism those my exact words and people were you know said like there's headlines of
things said white guilt you know Rogan thinks that you know this is it's all because of racism and it's such a hot button topic right you know if you bring it up in any form at all you bring up racism in any form at all people just immediately it's just a it's a weird topic it's a tough subject which is why I think if you're going to address problems in a community you have to also address potential Solutions uh I don't and I don't think that happens often in the race discussion I think the race discussion is almost always two sides attacking one one side on a hard blind attack and another side on a hard blind defense and but there's like double standards and here's one of them the heavyweight champion of the world is a dude named Kan Velasquez awesome fighter great guy boxing heavyweight UFC UFC heavyweight champion um and uh he has brown pride tattooed across his chest cuz he's Mexican brown pride could you imagine there was a white guy who was the heavy if Brock Lesnar won the heavyweight title and then got white pride tattooed across his chest yeah but here's the difference here's to me here's the difference with that argument brown pride never meant the same thing as white pride white pride has always been synonymous with white power always that those two terms have never not been linked to one another so you put white pride out there it sounds like white power people start going down that road and they're like what the [ __ ] is this guy all about brown pride when it's like hey man I'm from a suppressed people or oppressed people excuse me uh and and hey man I'm I'm proud of who I am nobody would have a problem with a white guy that where it's an Italian Pride or Irish Pride that's true that's true nobody would have a problem with that that's very true that's very true it's overall white would be an issue but that's true if someone had Irish Pride written on their chest like if Colin uh um McGregor uh Conor McGregor rather had uh Irish Pride on his back he's a famous Irish fighter nobody would give a [ __ ] no nobody would nobody would care at all proud Irishman there's nothing wrong with that he says he's a proud Irishman yeah I mean it's English Pride would be fine anyone polish German maybe not
German German would be a real issue i' be like what are you proud about exactly our engineering our car ours that's right okay okay okay cool yeah it's military accomplishments aside yeah no it's it's it's I mean this whole you dude it goes back to the thing you said about certain communities having to deal with uh certain setbacks right I'm I'm not putting words in your mouth here that's essentially what you said certain communities have had certain setbacks mhm the white Community as a whole has not faced too many setbacks it's just a fact most of global tyranny uh violence genocide whatever has a big chunk of it has been perpetuated by white people and white people have pretty much prevailed in the majority in in most of the societies that they have ever existed in not saying there aren't poor white people I don't agree with that whole white people problems [ __ ] you know I'm not saying that white people can't have a hard time uh and I'm not saying that there aren't people that aren't white that are as well off or way better off than a lot of white people right but if you want to speak in generalities uh of race white has had the least amount of headaches so it's tough when the people that have had the least amount of setbacks and the least amount of headaches stand to the side and go stop your complaining stop your complaining cuz then it starts to be like [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you that's like somebody going you know Joe you know man you oh did you take jiujitsu when you were a kid cuz your upbringing was so bad oh stop [ __ ] you know what I mean then you want to be like hey [ __ ] you you don't know anything about my [ __ ] upbringing I probably wouldn't handle it that way but go ahead but but I'm saying it's it would feel disrespectful if I spoke to you that way well that's a I I I don't think the comparison is like a martial arts comparison because yeah I think the race issue is a bigger issue of course it's bigger it's it's darker it's more [ __ ] up and racism to me is one of the it's one of the most unfortunate aspects of humanity this idea of just seeing someone basing it on all the data that you've accumulated in the X amount of years you've been alive all the bad
experiences you've had with uh white people or black people whatever it is that you have a racism towards and then automatically assuming that this person knew you have no interaction with whatsoever is negative based on that it's just so limiting and it's so unfortunate it's one of the most unfortunate aspects of being a person so I can never support it but um I think it's a complex subject for debate it's a very complex subject there's a lot going on there and anybody that pretends it isn't whether it's Anthony or whether it's on the Progressive side you know who whichever side has a a non-nan opinion on it I think it's it's a service to a complex topic I have a I have a real problem when and the topic is addressed uh with with the with the um the approach of stop your belly aching yeah that's just people [ __ ] with you you know it's this simple do you know what I mean it's this simple guys get o slavery get over it I mean I've heard people say that I've heard people say slavery get over it I've heard Jewish people say oh I'm sick of hearing this we were in the Holocaust and it's like you guys were and that's [ __ ] terrible but at the same time guys Jesus I'm not saying all Jewish people say that but like I've heard Jewish people say that about black people I've heard black people say we don't give a [ __ ] about the Holocaust it's not just white people is my point or you know or or the classic stereotypical white people doing this it comes from all sides MH you know Italian people and Irish people will say oh big deal we were in the ghettos when we first came here it's like yeah but it's just everybody's got their different their different run through this and there's a snowball effect that happens and it's it's complicated yeah no it's definitely complicated you know yeah so I mean um it it would be nice if we could just judge people on who sucks and then figure out why they suck and then but you know what man I wonder if it's even [ __ ] possible to ever work it out I I kind of feel like to the day humans stop until the day we become something else I just don't see how there's ever going to be a universal group of people that gets it right like like where anybody any culture ever like
completely gets it right where there's no [ __ ] there's no jealousy there's no [ __ ] there's no insecurity or nonsense or I think other countries on the planet have a shot at it really I don't think this one has who got a shot at Iceland or something like that yeah yeah somewhere there's only like 100 people yeah yeah I think Canada might have a shot you know like they do better than us I'll tell you that yeah I think other countries might have a shot at complete Harmony amongst people of any color whatever it will never happen here it will never happen here this country is built on a disgusting Foundation there are too many skeletons in the closet there's too much dirt too much pain it's built on it's just built on too much pain and turmoil and and deceit and and whatever and it's like when you start something like that when you start the practice like that steal the land steal the people so we can prosper how could it ever bounce back because that just will continue and continue and continue and snowball and snowball and snowball till you have these seemingly unfixable problems seemingly unfixable and I don't say that to uh to to to take hope away from anybody that's in a dire situation I think all these things are able to be risen above on an individual level on an individual on individual levels but I mean for God's sakes it's like we have you look at the situations in the inner cities because of all these different factors that we're talking about uh and how it began and and and how it got to where it is now and everything it's like how could you ever in a million years Rectify that all right let me tell you this what if you're you're the president yeah president D Roa all of a sudden they say we've decided to you know start electing standup Comm iians they they they have good philosophical points like what would you do what would you do to try to fix [ __ ] do you have any answers or you just look at it and go it's all [ __ ] up do you ever like go past it's all [ __ ] up do you ever like see if I was going to do something about it what would I do I have a very hard time seeing past I yeah this is this would be my one
suggestion uh it would be strive for indep strive for individual success strive for individual success because when you try everybody everybody I think by just by default I don't know what it is I guess it's just survival tactics or whatever we all sort of have that run with the pack mentality you know it's like when you're growing up no matter what kind of neighborhood you live in whether it's a suburb or the projects or in a [ __ ] country dirt road on a country dirt road excuse me there's always the one kid that's maybe going place and that one kid always gets the same advice you want to go anywhere better stop hanging around with these [ __ ] Knuckleheads that you're running around with cuz these guys are going to hold you back why because for some reason in anybody's Community everybody the mentality the notion is stick together if you leave you're you're that means you think you're better that means you think you're different we don't want dude it happened to me and I'm from the [ __ ] suburbs so it's not just a it's not just a thing you hear about in rap songs when guys are talking about people in the holding trying to hold them back it's a thing that happens all over so if I was the president I were the president I would say to people strive for independent success stop worrying about what's happening to the people or I'm not saying like in a callous way to [ __ ] the people around you be concerned about your community but strive for independent success because you're not going to be able to fix the problem from within you have to get out and fix it from the outside and if enough people can get out and start to assist from the outside then there's a chance there's a chance at fixing this there's a chance he's trying to break up the neighborhood that's what I heard see just [ __ ] D Ro is trying to break up the neighborhood I was laughing with Ron on from Ron and Fez about it like like Philly and he's like you know like we were just laughing about like when they trying to get out of Philly and like the suburbs around Philly and stuff and like guys just being like where you where you going we got we got these sandwiches you know like you know what I mean and it's like we were La cuz it's just like yeah
yeah I I I like I I would people be so [ __ ] passive aggressive with me and and you know like it took years and then like when I started to find a little bit of success in the business people that I was friends with would say things to me like [ __ ] you dude oh Mr [ __ ] comedian's back in town and it's like this is just [ __ ] people do wherever you live they don't always do that though there's a lot of people don't do that but there's a little bit of that crabs in a bucket [ __ ] going on the East Coast yes East Coast more so I think and I I we've talked about this before but I believe it's because they're the children of immigrants that like almost everyone on the east coast is the grandfathers or their great-grandfathers came over from Europe or some other country landed on the east coast and stayed there whereas by the time people got to the West Coast they're a bit more Progressive people more Wanderlust more people like looking for different options see I totally agree I think it happens here in a very different way how's it happen here uh I think here there's a there there there's a massive um I'd say almost bleeding heart uh liberal mentality and at least from what I've from what I've experienced here um as being somebody who needs to sort of assimilate into this system that's here you know what I mean like I'm not to a point in my life where I can kind of just go off and do my own thing and and be okay like I still need to like meet the right people and and kind of work my way into the system and and all that stuff and and familiarize myself with them and I find that there is a very very very like I said almost bleeding heart mentality here and it feels it feels like the same thing to me except in the other direction where it's like don't go against the pack don't say that don't you dare say that because just clarify you're talking about Show Business well in my La experience but I I think the city itself I think the Cal at least Southern California I think there's a certain common mentality that exists here like hey you can't act that way that's too Ed edgy meaning on edge not meaning you're saying edgy things well you but you're the majority of the people that you're communicating with
are show business people though right uh probably yeah the problem with the show business that you're communicating with you're talking about like people on television and things along those lines is that there's a lot of people trying to get people to hire them for things trying to get people to cast them in shows trying to get people to give them deals trying to get people to like them right and the way to get people to like them is to subscribe to whatever popular opinions these people subscribe to and in Show Business it's almost universally liberal and that's one of the things that people like Charlton Heston or uh John voy or Clint Eastwood have always complained about these are the rare Hollywood conserv because everyone in Hollywood was liberal and I think that that's there's some valid discussion to that but I think it's also the nature of the Beast itself where you want people to like you you want people to accept you and there's a lot of fake [ __ ] out here because of that because the business itself it it sort of rewards fakery it rewards Conformity and the Conformity a lot of it is this sort of leftwing liberal thinking so and what I'm what I'm saying is and I agree with you that's how they get work and I agree with you uh what I'm saying is though I think that mentality exists everywhere it can sure that I want people to like me you're it's it's survival it's survival it's it's it's yeah you know I think it was a like there's a Carlin line where he says species first in first interest is always survival uh so like you know I think I just think that's a thing every it's it's it's why whenever any one of us is at a party and we're outnumbered in opinion whether it's a political discussion or or a [ __ ] discussion about people think Katy Perry is the best whatever that's when you just have to just walk away well not sure but the best what she's got great tits we're done we're basically done but you won't walk away sure but I'm saying like most of us feel that that you tense up and you go I don't want to say I don't really like Katy Perry's tits because now everybody in the room's going to be like what the [ __ ] are you talking about dude do you see what I'm saying like I just I don't know might be putting too fine a point on it sorry yeah I know what you're
saying though I know what you're saying there there's definitely a strong urge to conform it's part of being a human being and yeah you're right it's part of like the only way you can ensure your survival is that you're a part of a group I mean that's that's ingrained in our DNA because at one point in time that's how we survived when marauding tribes would come into our Villages you had to stay United as a united front and I think there's it's a stronger urge in these places where you know like in Philly and places along those lines where you know these communities stay intact whereas in La there's more wandering La everyone's transient they came here from another place they move around I I don't think it's the same thing but there's definitely like Brian posted that thing up I don't know if you saw it but they they did a Twitter map of hate speech East Coast to West Coast and racial uh and homophobic look at it look at it it's overwhelmingly East Coast overwhelmingly and I personally this just my own it's probably like Michael Jackson doesn't have any balls Theory it's probably sucks but I think that a lot of that has to do with the spread of immigration and that my own experience with immigrants my grandparents were immigrants on both sides and I grew up in you know New Jersey and then in Boston and I grew up around a lot of immigrants people that you know were children of immigrants or grandchildren of immigrants and I think that that's a lot of what happens I think there's just uh there's a trap you know and it's not as bad as a trap that's in the impoverished black black communities but it's still a very similar trap as far as a behavioral trap sure people are [ __ ] strange man because it took a lot of work to get to 2014 with all the rhinos and lions and [ __ ] poisonous bugs and all the [ __ ] that's out there that could [ __ ] you up sure took a long time and a lot of work for us to get to where we are today with lava lamps and laptops and [ __ ] you know we had a we had to get our way through a lot of things and we had to stay protected while we innovate you know here's a crazy thing I just totally off subject but I think we've beaten this to death anyway um they found a huge underground reservoir recently that holds three
times as much water as the Earth's oceans what yeah how is that possible it's well this is on it's on [ __ ] Nova okay this is a PBS website that has this this is it's unbelievable this is an unbelievable Discovery it's a study that was published in uh Science magazine that Earth's water made have been there all along oozing out gradually from the rock deep in the crust that was pressed up by intense heat and pressure below the surface because a lot of our theories about how Earth became so covered in water was that uh was was com was comets that comets when you see a comet streaking across the sky what you're seeing is melting ice you're seeing enormous you know miles wide chunks of ice that are flying through space and the trail the tail of the comet is is actually ice ice um being you know evaporating with as these things fly through the air so this is um this new study um that they uh have found uh this water in these Subterranean um I I don't know how it I don't understand it this it's it's called Subterranean wood wood ringwoodite r i n g w o d t e I don't know what that means uh Blue Mineral chemically similar to uh paridot p r i d o t a green mineral often used in jewelry and that it's it's been found in meteorites and this ringwoodite came from the transition zone between the upper and lower mantle about 400 million M 400 miles below the Earth's surface it's about 15% of the weight of this stuff turned out to be water and uh if a lot of this it says if a lot of this water heavy mineral existed underground scientists reasoned that there might be enough water to explain where Earth's oceans came from and so then they started doing these studies and triy to figure this out and they found this insane amount of water below the Earth's surface okay this this is this is incredible what are they what are they going to do with the water I don't know I don't know the layer holds three times as much water as all the Earth's oceans combined it's incredible so it reduced the um the this right now people think that the Earth is 96% water all the or 96% of the water is in the ocean now they're saying it's only 24% of the water on Earth is in the ocean really
yeah is there I wonder if there's any uh life in that water I don't think so because I think what they're saying by this they're saying this ringwoodite stuff it's that water is compressed in this minerals in these minerals see it's this is the exact way they word it obviously say I'm an idiot but bear with me Northwestern University Professor who led the study found water in Subterranean ringwoodite a deep blue mineral chemically similar to paradot a green mineral often used in jewelry until a sample turned up in 2008 in a diamond coughed up from a volcano ringwoodite had only been found in meteorites the ringwoodite came from the transition zone blah blah blah blah blah if a lot of this water heavy mineral existed underground so this water heavy mineral is what contains all this water so I don't know if they can get it out of the water see it sounds like you know you would you would hear that and you would say oh there's like Rivers under the the ocean I don't think they're saying that I think what they're saying is this water heavy mineral is so dense in the earth's under the Earth's mantle that the the amount of water in it is much more than the amount that's in the oceans really yeah that's amazing well they're learn you know they've they're learning [ __ ] about the Earth just the Earth the we live on they're learning things every day it's there's all the data is not in yet it's a it's I find it incredibly overwhelming like you know we just had that really long discussion about race and how complicated and how deep that all is and that's just a discussion pertaining to people in just this country yeah not even the people of the entire world and now we're into a discussion about how we're learning about the actual Earth and now there's three times more water here than we thought there was whatever it is and it's so [ __ ] over like that discussion into that news piece it's I literally have the same feeling I had when I was at the Grand Canyon and I was like I don't even exist this is like you know what I mean like I I've never felt more like a speck of dust right now there I'm I'm completely overwhelmed I really mean that well then they keep keep finding these Goldilocks planets these planets in the goldilock
zone that they're capable of supporting the same type of life that exists on Earth I mean scientists say that life can exist in a bunch of different ways and they never they never thought before like they're finding life in these volcanic vents deep deep deep in the ocean where they never thought that any being could survive the extreme temperatures you know the they're essentially living off lava and the and the ocean floor you know they're these vents are giving birth to these weird kind of uh life forms what are the life forms like down there ah some [ __ ] creepy things some creepy plant life and weird animal life but they found a new type of mushroom that was recent uh it's a recent study new mushroom that defies classification it's a new type of life and they just found it but with the animal the the lava animal thing when you say animal life do you mean literally animal life or do you mean like microscopic microscopic things that are alive like this deep sea mushroom that they found this is a new one that they found um this is uh off of the BBC science and environment page there a mushroom shaped sea animal discovered off an Australian coast that has defied classification in the tree of life so this is a new type of life form that they found this is [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] man you know finding something like this is extremely rare it's maybe only happened four times in the last 100 years are saying they don't know what it is they're like what the [ __ ] is this stuff it's like it's not quite a plant that's [ __ ] wild Jesus Christ that's literally Star Trek [ __ ] like when there would be plants with like mouths and eyes that might be the beginning of something like that well you know if you think about plants like Venus fly traps and [ __ ] like that where they have carnivorous plants at what point is a plant an animal I mean when plants start [ __ ] closing in on flies and eating them yeah I get it's a plant but that's a predator things lays traps and it actually has action it moves I always wanted one of those those are dope do you have one no but I should get them now that I bring it up I had one I had one it died I remember when happen and what do you do what do you you to buy like flies to feed it yeah you have to have a shitty
house otherwise you being rude it's like you wouldn't have a cat and not have cat food you know if you have a venus fly trap you can't just [ __ ] water it you got to throw some flies in there I wonder what you do do you get buy dead flies yeah you probably buy dead flies to feed it or some kind of like larvae to feed it have to hope that somebody left a window open otherwise but how cool would that be I I'm such a jackass I keep looking at the [ __ ] screen and then it yeah that's why I tell people that's why I've been asking you to shut these off lately there's a plant that's all right there's a plant that eats rats get the [ __ ] out of here I'm not kidding I'm not kidding no there's a plant I believe it's in the Amazon it's h it captures rats it captures rats yeah it eats mice yeah um Googled it Brian rat eating plant there's a video on wimp.com don't play the video cuz otherwise we'll get another [ __ ] strike against us on YouTube what do you mean so it's so bizarre every time we uh play videos or things it's like there's all these weird is it supposed to be fair use like when you're discussing something online it it fits the boundaries of fair use the definition of fair use but people could still de dispute it or not it's fair use and then they put a hold on your YouTube video and if it goes against you you get a certain amount of them they can pull your videos it's just [ __ ] stupid there is a plant um it's a carnivorous plant it eats frogs it eats mice it eats all kinds of different [ __ ] really yeah if you just Google it it's called here's a [ __ ] name and a half right it's uh is that it's called yeah it's called nepen attin Bogi is it possible that you could put it up on the screen and not put it on the screen where the people at home see it can you do that meaning we watch it but they can't see it yeah yeah hold on yeah this just if you want to Google it folks just Google uh plant that eats rats that's what I did it's [ __ ] incredible I swear to God I thought you were yelling at him for a second and I got super uncomfortable what do you mean for when you when you went is it possible for and I thought you were going to be like is it possible for you
not to [ __ ] keep turn switching the screen I thought that's what you were going to do and I was like oh Jesus I don't want to see this happen you're full with anxiety today dude I am I am you know do you get a lot of massages no I get no massages you should get massages every day you should smoke weed every day smoke weed every day uh I don't no dude if I look at this rat eating Plant Man the folks at home can't see this what are they seeing just us your logo okay good so this is the [ __ ] plant I guess it's growing here is that what's going on here yeah this is it growing up so it gets to a certain size and when it gets to a certain size um it's it's completely carnivorous it eats frogs mice it captures them it opens up like this this thing I believe it has like a a sweet fermented uh smell to it and these things go in it cuz they think this there's like some food in there and and it Jacks them is that a snake or is that no that's that's its like tentacles or whatever the [ __ ] it is Jesus Christ this is literally like little Shahar [ __ ] yeah it is it's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers type [ __ ] that thing is [ __ ] nasty looking too that's the the weird thing about it it's it's an enormous enormous thing that that literally looks like a Star Trek plant mhm yeah you would think that would be like from Avatar or something like that right but it is a real thing thank you for having a more recent reference than Star Trek I keep that's my that was the best sci-fi I'm terrible sometimes with references I want to do now is it going to show a rat go into it yeah yeah it would eventually show uh something go into it I forget I've I've seen this video but there's a bunch of videos of them online um these are uh they're fairly recent discoveries too I I don't think they discovered until 2000s yeah here it is May 2010 The International Institute for species exploration at Arizona State University selected this plant as one of the top 10 new species described in 2009 so in 2009 they started uh finding that this thing's a real plant I don't understand how we didn't know about a plant till 2009 oh there's a lot of plants we still don't know about in the Amazon that's incred to me well the Amazon is so [ __ ] big you know when you if there there's a weird Distortion thing when
you look at um any sort of a a map you know like have you ever seen like a realistic interpretation of the size of continents uh no yeah see if uh we could find that Brian realistic I'm learning a lot today yeah realistic size of continents do you just read this [ __ ] like constantly yeah I got problems man no I don't I'm not criticizing I do I have problems um it's not a problem I'm I'm envious of your knowledge of all this stuff I really wish that I had uh I don't know anything about sports I know nothing about sports I asked you before if that guy was the boxing champion that you mentioned oh Kan Velasquez yeah I didn't even know that uh the uh I I I wish I knew I find this stuff so interesting and yet I never remember to read any of it and then I start to try to look it up and I can't remember look look how [ __ ] big Africa is you can fit a whole United States in there and a China and in India and Italy like everything in Africa but but how the maps were drawn for reasons uh it just appears smaller yeah holy [ __ ] it's crazy and that's just that's the the rainforest in the Congo and the African rainforest but there's also the South American rainforests they're massive the rainforest in Brazil and Peru and down there I mean there's so many plants and that's one of the reason why these pharmaceutical companies keep going down there to try uh to explore and find out new plants that can provide you know new drugs and good reasons for cancer medications and cured diseases and things along those lines and also there's some of them that they uh they're they're using for like they're trying to do research on this ant there's an ant called the bullet ant one of the most painful stings in the world but it uh it doesn't just sting you um oh not the bullet ant that's it really [ __ ] you up that one [ __ ] you up they're using that they're trying to use that for something else I got it confused it's actually the Brazilian wandering spider I was going to bring up the Brazilian wandering spider so it's so [ __ ] up it stings you it's in the jungle Brazil it stings you and gives you an unbelievably painful erection to the point where if you survive where a lot of people don't if you survive your dick is broken forever it'll never work
it again it redlines your dick and it works in the same sort of way like Viagra Works where it it it gives you nitric oxide it produces some massive amount of nitric oxide in your body so all of your muscles become incredibly painful like just just massive Agony like think of like your whole body just just redlined all the time and your dick your dick's hard as [ __ ] and it breaks it breaks your dick so but you don't orgasm like no during this again I mean maybe you stuck your finger up your ass while it was going down you might be able to pull something off let's not make it gross would be happy wouldn't be a happy coming it would be the last one yeah the uh that's [ __ ] up what's that thing called it's called the Brazilian wandering spider and so these pharmaceutical companies are trying to figure out how to make that the new like Super Viagra how to take not that they need it like doesn't Viagra work can't they just move on and the reason is is like they want to have something that's new you know it's like there's competing forces like there's viager Then There seatt came along we last longer and then you know there's other ones we don't give you as much of a headache and then there's this one and that one and they're always trying to find some new one but they're trying to figure out a way to use this evil [ __ ] murderous spider venom and get your dick hard with it it's like that old it's like that old lery joke about cocaine or crack he's like only this is the only country where cocaine wouldn't be fast enough somebody needed something faster but that's how it is with those with those penis drugs it's like how much [ __ ] stronger and faster does this need to get how much harder does your dick need to be it's unnatural yeah erection I don't mean just because it's caused unnaturally I mean the type of erection you get from it is [ __ ] unnatural great you know well it's also if you found that like if say if they found that they've isolated components in plants that can give you that what else is out there is there something out there that makes kids grow taller is there something out there that cures autism is there something out there that makes your hair grow back cuz there's something out there that you know there's there's so many hundreds of
thousands of plants that are undiscovered I mean there's just areas where they just don't go there's people don't get to the density of the rainforest is just so incredible I'm I'm I'm absolutely amazed that this spider the wandering spider can do this to you and scientists are forget like that it's even stronger than viagara but like that scientists are like let's [ __ ] with that let's see what we can get out of it you know what I mean like it's just no leave that thing alone it's the worst thing in the world leave it alone don't try to unless you're going to try to make some kind of Bio weapon with it you know what I mean like leave it the [ __ ] alone yeah it's one of the worst um apparently one of the worst stings you can ever get one of the most toxic Venoms that they've ever discovered a lot of people die from it too that sounds horrible what a terrible world that's one of the things I don't like about the west coast is like there's a much higher concentration of like poisonous spiders and [ __ ] out here that was never a thing on the East Coast but I saw like I had a black widow in my house one day and I was just like what the [ __ ] twice now in my house I've killed spiders that have like clear spots on their tail or not tail but you know what I mean the the butt Part whatever that's called what's that one of them was a [ __ ] black widow it had a big [ __ ] dot on its back a red big red thing under it was red or white I can't remember which Black Widow which the Black Widow is but whatever it is it was that yeah they [ __ ] with I mean they don't [ __ ] with you you have to like get near them and scare them for them to sting you but they're goddamn everywhere out here yeah oh dude black widows are all over the place my back porch is literally you can find 20 of them and just sitting down they're everywhere there's I have so much trees and spider webs and what sucks is at night I'll go out and have a cigarette and I've walked through so many spider webs that I'm surprised that I did you ever get bit by one I probably I had only I have to have well isn't a black widow like very poisonous I think the brown widow is I I don't know I know one of them is more poisonous than the other I my my ex-girlfriend's dog actually died from getting uh bitten by one of the window
Jesus Christ are we allowed to go to the bathroom on this show yeah go pee man go pee we'll talk about phones while you're G like as you're talking about the hardest dick of all time I have like a p jack off in there I got to think he is look at him he excited he's going to jack off to alleviate anxiety did you uh check out the new iPhones and the new watch and all that stuff yeah they look pretty cool did you hear about the Mac World staff got almost all of them got laid off today they they worked they had to work like crazy covering the launch of the new phone andbody got laid off the biggest news day of the year and they laid off like almost the entire staff well it's so I mean that's that's ridiculous but it's amazing that they even lasted this long you know right I mean cuz it's a magazine yeah I mean what's magazines are so pointless now to print it yeah by the time you buy MAC world right now it's not talking about the new iPhones it's not talking about all the news in the last month even probably it's okay it's going away what they're saying is macworld decom will still continue but macor print is gone it's it wow economic reality of running a print publication you know what they should do bring back silent movies I heard they're making a comeback do you guys know how to make smoke signals sell smoke signals yeah they going away why is everybody sad it sucks that those folks lost their jobs but they should just trans what they should have done is just transition those writers into uh the macworld decom thing they should have worked on it if they were valuable employees and you know everybody's pissed off a lot of people were pissed off because they made these people work really hard and go crazy to um you know to to to launch this new product and to cover the launch and that uh you know these people had this grueling day of marathon iPhone coverage and then they fired him they also were geeking the [ __ ] out they're like dude we're at the Apple event this is so cool let's take pictures and call it a job yeah there's always going to be a little of that right it's going to be a little that what I find interesting is the new uh payment plans that that they're introducing with this new iPhone where you're pretty much not going to have a
credit card anymore you're not going to have your bank cards anymore you're just waving your phones and it's it's sending out a unique number to the cash register it's almost like how Bitcoins are where it's it's it's interesting but it does it have to work where um the people at the cash register have to have a device to pick it up is that what it is yeah but do they have that already for androids for I don't know but but before the line they they apple is working with all the biggest like credit card companies like you know Chase and Capital One and all that so uh a lot of big stores already have it um I know like um there is versions of it that's existed already like when I pay at Starbucks I use my phone you know but it stands it this is inside the phone I think it's called near frequency NFS or something like that where it sends out a signal it's actually like a little local radio based I wonder like if it has a a limit can you buy a car like that could you go to a Ford dealership and pick up a Mustang you have your credit card your AMX American Express black or whatever you you know have wow you would have it on your phone that would be dope as [ __ ] to buy a car with your phone yeah I don't even know why I want to buy a car with my phone but I want to buy a car with my phone that seems so ridiculous so they're 4.7 in and 5.5 in is the new iPhones yeah congratulations you finally caught up you [ __ ] idiots should have done that a million years ago J Christ they're they're [ __ ] iPads they've Advanced the sync technology which is nice with that like pass it off feature put that back up Brian yeah I'm going to try to find a better uh the so the 4.7 in this is what 4 in the the five S 4 in and I have a um Samsung Galaxy S5 which is only uh it's 5 in yeah that's F that's 5.5 I believe that's [ __ ] giant that's as big as what I had I used to have the note which was like 57 I think right yeah somewhere on then I think the Galaxy's 55 or 53 it's bigger than the new iPhone I did a comparison the Galaxy is bigger the note or the um Galaxy S5 well the Galaxy is bigger than the regular iPhone 6 the iPhone 6 extra large or whatever the [ __ ] it's called Deluxe right I think is either the same size as the Galaxy or a little bigger put that up again so I can see it yeah I'm trying to find better ones but I did
a side by side with the regular new iPhone six and the Galaxy S5 well the good thing about the big one is that it's supposed to have 2 hours more of battery life yeah the batter is way better for some reason on [ __ ] they always get you with the big one well but you know they've been saying this for every [ __ ] iPhone that comes out they go the battery's better now and it's no it's not it's never been better once it is better the issue is that you have more need for juice because you have 4G LTE and 3G and you know Wi-Fi and all that stuff things are more intensive like programs games they just use more juice so the batteries are better but it depends on what you're using them for but they never break it down like that they always go like this new one they go this new battery 11 hours of video watching time it's like yeah no that's what you said the last two phones and it's never that and then when you complain they go well see cuz you're your Bluetooth [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Apple there's a lot of reasons one of the biggest reasons is if you don't have good service in your house and it's always searching for signals and stuff like that Wi-Fi and and all that stuff is the thing that drains you out because you'll have your Wi-Fi on your phone and then you'll go to Chili's and so the whole time it's like trying to search for Wi-Fi you don't even realize and it's just draining your battery it's it's amazing what just simple like turning on airplane mode or uh does to your you know or turning off Wi-Fi turning off Bluetooth turning off you know yeah some people turn off 4G right just use 3G yeah that's dumb what a bunch of [ __ ] it's terrible if you try to go online with 3G now you're so spoiled Aubrey my friend Aubrey has a Tesla it's [ __ ] dope it's the most ridiculous car those those crazy electric cars and is this the phone yeah he has a crazy electric car and they're not we're not showing that where we get pulled are we no no this is just for us yeah um his uh Tesla his car has a giant screen man this huge screen it's like a laptop like a bigger than a laptop it's like an iMac that's in the middle of the console and that's where everything is it doesn't have any buttons everything is all
touchcreen on this thing and you talk to it like he could say play Joe D Roa comedy and it'll go to Spotify and it'll go why CH I'm G to come over there and hug you like we were in the car and he he said uh came come up with a you know say anything I go Artic Monkeys so he goes play Artic Monkeys he goes finds it on Spotify brings up a list of songs he presses play and starts playing an artic monkey song but it's 3G and I was like where's the 4G [ __ ] he ain't got it no 4G up in this [ __ ] that's that's no G 3G is like kind of slow 3G is no G here's here's the it's talking about the new camera that's in the in the iPhone but here's interesting here the new payment thing check this out iPhone 6 we're introducing Apple pay a fast easy mob I don't think this pay thing is a great idea I think it's awesome and you can pay with your dick because if you use your thumb for thumb recognition you can use your dick for dick recognition you'll find the unique pattern on your skin of your [ __ ] and then you could buy things with your [ __ ] listen it's it's it's it's you not hear me no I heard you I've been rubbing my dick on my phone for [Laughter] years no but do think bad about it I remember years ago Burr goes uh he goes they're moving it all the phone dude they're moving it all the [ __ ] phone and then the second the government decides they want to shut you down boom you're done cuz it's all on the and it's happening now I used to be like you're nuts what are you talking about and now it's finally happening it's like your life is on that [ __ ] phone your life but you choose to put your life on that phone I mean there's a lot of things on that phone but you know if you want you can do whatever you want man you don't have to jump along you could be that guy that lives lives up in [ __ ] big bear you got a cabin somewhere and you you chop your own wood and you got a water well that you get all your water you could be that guy if you really wanted to you just have to move towards that you got to jump along dude jump along you got to you said you don't have to jump along you got to jump along do you want to watch look at the watch no this [ __ ] [ __ ] I I think it's stupid I think it's if it catches on like the
iPhone did everyone has it it's going to make so much more sense because being able to just go like like to your wrist be like give me directions you know talk to your wrist or or there's also this interesting uh technology in it with that's uh if you have a phone on Joe or if you have a wrist on and you're in my contacts I can send you private messages just to your your like hey check out the chick going through the door right now or or send you like a quick drawing of something you had only you would have to use it for creeping on people it won't be suspicious at all as you're staring at your watch and your lips are moving I like that the like a wind thing like it doesn't have a touchcreen the winder thing is how they use it that little thing is a handle yeah the the knob on the side is uh it's going to be interesting though because it seems like that's you know could cause also problems if you hit it in and it's you know sends a starts [ __ ] looking for directions to the Moon directions on your wrist that are tiny it does it just doesn't seem convenient to me yeah that seems goofy but I like the um the heart rate monitor thing oh is it's got different bands too it's got three different models there's actually a gold one which is rumored to be maybe even over a thousands of dollars oh yeah and they have they have a sports edition that which is like a rubber like more show me the diamond en crusted one for rappers is there a diamond en crusted one for rappers no not yet I'm going to get in that business tomorrow call my account put all the money in diamonds and watches yeah I don't know man I I just like it's just kind of pointless like I love how they use an English guy to sell it you know why because you can't use a guy from New York check out this Gold Edition lists have developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold they developed to be up to twice as hard as standard gold you can't have that nobody would trust him you have have some guy from another land well maybe they're different in this other land called England I want hear one of them sell this product it sounds much more respectable I see that knob breaking a lot that's the next broken iPhone is broken knob stop working yeah could be I mean the one thing about Apple is
they're pretty good about testing [ __ ] pretty rigorously before they release it I guess the biggest problem is seven but the biggest problem is is that the battery they're not happy with because right now supposedly it's rumored the battery lasts about a day and they want it you know days right and when they say a day does that mean a day with you using it right or a day with a regular normal person who has a job using it yeah no and they say a day on the iPhones too and it's nowhere [ __ ] near it I'm going to make the best point that anybody it's impossible has made about this okay right now on this show okay here's why that's a dumb idea the new iPhone has a significantly bigger screen for a [ __ ] reason this is a completely tiny completely inconvenient screen who the [ __ ] wants that everybody wants a device that's easier to use and I don't see how this is this is like when they did the iPod Nano and they tried to put it all on the screen and it was too [ __ ] small I tell you why ex this is as easy as it is you have your phone in your pocket you're talking to somebody you have a little vibrate on your hand you look down oh Joe's calling me oh or is it vibrate in your pocket does it vibrate on your hand it's got It's got it has you could turn it on both if you want but has what if a girl's giving you a hand job and you feel your dick vibrate and she starts looking at her wrist and she wants to stop that'll be annoying somebody else is texting her [ __ ] blocking you I mean this is what I'm talking about nobody thinks ahead I'm thinking ahead we out of time it's uh yeah yeah we got five minutes oh okay Joe De Rosa this was fun we had this about six seven hours three hours we did three hours was it a full three yeah I had a great time it was fun man I felt like it was all different types of things were happening today yeah I hope we alleviated any anxiety that might have come up oh that's me dude that's all me that's how you I hope didn't escalate it every social interaction for me is Vietnam I'm taking this home with me this is going to be an all night thing don't worry about it do do a set tonight and are you uh working while you're in town uh yeah yeah yeah yeah they're they're everybody's being very nice to
me uh okay cool you know the the the death squad guys have welcom me with open arms which I'm very appreciative for thank you guys where can uh where can people find you this weekend are you in town uh tomorrow I don't even know I'm just doing spots around town this weekend but if I'm going to plug something I really would like to plug my new album uh mistakes were made the bsides on iTunes and Amazon 10 bucks for when's that available it's available now okay double length album of Rarities from the last seven years oh nice and then my podcast which you can get on my website or on iTunes it's called down with Joe D Rosa uh I'd love to have more people come and listen it's I talk about one hour for with one topic for an hour usually by myself excellent and uh all that stuff I'll retweet that right now I'm retweeting it right now and uh that uh the the site is uh Jo de R Roa comedy Jo R roac comedy.com you can find all this stuff there that's also his Twitter Jo d r Roa comedy and uh thanks brother that was fun man thank you very much thank you I had a blast thank you so much and uh thanks to our sponsors [ __ ] I don't have it in front of me right now hold on Blue Apron which is uh service that people they send you ingredients yeah you don't have to we just have to say the what the thing is what they have to where they have to go okay here it is uh blueapron.com Rogan get your first two meals for free go to blueapron.com Rogan thanks also to Dollar Shave Club go to dollarshaveclub.com Rogan that's dollarshaveclub.com ran and uh last but not least we're brought to you by stamps.com go to stamps.com click on the microphone in the upper right hand corner using the code word JRE for your $110 bonus offer which includes free digital scale and up to $55 of free postage and last but not least on it.com o n niit t a human optimization website use the code word Rogan save 10% off any and all supplements all right I'll be back tomorrow with Tim Bernett from solo hunters and uh that's it much love big kiss see you soon ice house is sold out this weekend so you snoozed Thunder [ __ ] you can go oh Thunder pussy's there as well Friday night see you big kiss [Music]