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that closes in on the bottom and the top apparently can he could go underwater with these [ __ ] things a lot of people think I was stupid when I said that story about having to suck the water out of my phone like cuz a lot of people throw it in rice and I'm always like get the water out of there first and it's SM but uh a lot of people said that that was the dumbest thing they ever heard and so I went online to all this Howard fors and I researched it that totally makes sense get the water out of there maybe use a vacuum cleaner if you have one probably wouldn't be as good as your mouth cuz your mouth would like seal it you know and you could get a good amount of yeah you can get a good amount of suction with that yeah and just [ __ ] be a man about it and you know brush your teeth afterwards you know suck your phone this guy's invented this pack that you put a a phone in if it's got wet and it's you put it in this in more liquid which sounds crazy but it counteracts what the water's doing really it's absolutely bizarre it was apparently it would have been huge cuz the plan was to put it in airports but because it's a bag of liquid oh it didn't go that's the perfect thing to have at airports but yeah you put it in and it's so yeah I don't know it counters what the water does somehow so it's not just it's the it's not just the fact it's liquid it's something in it that erods everything fascinating I wonder what it is I remember they were doing those things where they were dipping phones you remember that you'd send off a phone to a company they still do that yeah they even sell it now at just like Lowe's you can buy the same chemical now really you could dip your own phone yeah I think we shared the commercial on on this podcast no no no did we I wasn't paying attention I was trying to avoid you he no I don't remember that at all man I really don't yeah they sell it you do it yourself maybe you did it on one of yours podcast no no no I remember cuz we talked about it and we showed a commercial about I don't remember there's been too many goddamn podcasts so how how hard is it to do is it easy like you just PR easy why does everybody do that then I don't know you could like dip your clothes in it like if you work outside a lot your shoes your your shoes you do you throw
the whole phone in this [ __ ] or do you because what about the screen does it [ __ ] with the screen I don't I don't know here I'll show you what it is no let's just get through this commercial people are mad I get so many tweets about how long these commercials are tough [ __ ] you know how to use the fast forward [ __ ] use it uh anyway go to rogan.com and save 25 bucks off of any of their uh awesome new phones rogan.com enjoying and that's it this episode of the podcast the commercials are now officially over scru pip is here let's just get cracking with this thing will shall we Joan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day what's happening fella I'm good man how you doing it's been cool to talk to you uh from the moment you got here 25 plus minutes ago been hanging out we did a lot of talking with Jack Black who's a very cool dude been telling us some some crazy stories of Russia but yeah yeah he's talk he was telling us some Robin black was telling us some awesome stories of uh these uh Russian dudes that uh he partied with these uh sumo wrestlers it was insane like what what he was saying was like it was so ridiculous the stories of excess and drinking and waking up covered in urine and uh we videotaped it so uh Jam Jamie Jamie will put that [ __ ] up later but it was really funny he was a he was a cool dude man I really like Robin yeah good guy yeah interesting guy um from another country he is as are you sir yes indeed I am yeah all the way from England I I saw your [ __ ] uh on my message board was the first time I saw your [ __ ] yeah some people put up uh one of the videos was of you uh you're cutting your hair on your beard introdiction that's a great [ __ ] rap dude that's really fun spent 100 pound on that on that video that was my complete budget can we play that yeah yeah let's play that let's play that and talk about it Bri pull it up it's a introdiction okay you got to tell them how to spell it I can't spell it's my my fault as well for picking a name that's ridiculously hard to spell and pronounce and yeah it's it's scru as Pip's a tough one for Twitter it's not easy it's not easy to fit in some people do they try
OU yeah yeah they try o us yeah H screws yeah they get it in the end eventually here we go [Applause] I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought what did you expect there's no water around this stupid should have stayed where it was wet you got to see this hello my name is pip and I would like to speak some lyrics into this microphone this Amplified so you can hear it this piece of diction is the intro to distraction pieces that's all the [ __ ] that flies around my head and keeps me sleepless such little food for food my [ __ ] brain feels anorexic so many typos when I write I all claim I'm dyslexic got your poem here I've put it in this envelope I'm setting fire to it hope you all can read the smoke most people wh I live don't know me and I [ __ ] like it some people where I live don't like me and I [ __ ] know it some HS w't know my name or give me a look since I flow kind of strange like SP a bit for the footprint I strange like SP nothing's original I stole this FL from the Creator and from some others too can't pick run out and name them later if I say [ __ ] a lot well then I may G more attention if I say [ __ ] well then with some of you there will be tension I find this interesting cuz in the end they are just words you give them power when you cow man it's so absurd all that was covered by Lenny Bruce back in the day nothing's original now I'm repeating what I say paralysis through analysis could stop me here but but that just be an excuse to running F I'll brandish the blandest man's anguish with a ram fist directed at the throat of any man come [Music] [Music] with I see these rappers that say things like no homo and such it always seems maybe the lady do pretest too much I'm really speechless but I speak than you might imagine sometimes I stut and I SP like the words are catching I'm known to write about the [ __ ] most people won't discuss sometime I'm musing too intrusive with their words and such you see a moue trap I see free cheese and a [ __ ] challenge but you stay quiet the fear of tipping the balance when it's hes for coures my hor is distorted I bought it for four quid then forced it through horseshit we walk from these
moring remorseless discourses and discuss these disgusting new sources o when [Music] it's that is great that's really fun man that's really fun I really enjoy that I I thought the the lyrics were cool I like how you did it it was interesting it's crazy because we filmed that in just a a metal container and the guy we had rented it off we didn't tell him what the [ __ ] we were doing cuz I figured we can only do it in one take cuz I've got to shave my head and [ __ ] so I thought if he doesn't if we ask him he can say no right if we do it he can just tell us off afterwards and and that's that so as it finish obviously there's tons of fire we're set [ __ ] on fire and we have to have the doors closed because of lighting in a metal container just burning everything and then I piled out with smoke Bell and the guy just walked past and just went pip I don't even want to know and walked on I was like good man good man you saved the day what a great scene you're coming out of a video shoot hang me head's shaved your head shaved and the [ __ ] door opens to a storage container and there's smoke bellowing out what a great scene that's rock and roll man that's some real [ __ ] it's the beauty of directing all your own videos is you don't have to do health and safety [ __ ] you don't have to take that off there there's no one to say you can't do that it's like yeah we can [ __ ] do that whatever it's true you how did you get started rapping man well you do you do you you consider that rap or yeah kind of I mean I started off in spoken words so I started off just kind of with no beats but I was into hip-hop and again a lot of people hear spoken word and think that sounds [ __ ] basically in poetry and that but I was exactly the same um spoken word has potential right mean any I mean what do people like I mean people love I have a dream I have a dream is God damn spoken word I mean Martin Luther Kings I have a dream speeches it's why I always refer to it as spoken word rather than poetry or anything else that's the most literal right do you know what I mean a really an an intricate standup set that's like one piece that's a whole story that's that's spoken word it's just does the word poetry does poet does that have a bad connotation like a pretentious
conation off and people kind of think you're a dick yeah you're a dick right if you say I remember I was at the the comedy seller in New York and David tell's on stage and he's killing and there's this snotty [ __ ] in the audience and for some reason the guy took offense to one of Dave's jokes and says something and and uh Dave's like well I'm sorry sir I'm just up here trying to do some jokes what do you do for a living sir you know he's [ __ ] and the guy goes I'm a poet published and I'll never forget that I never for a year I was saying that to people I'm a poet published like for ages when trying to get insurance and [ __ ] like that I'd just I'd try and explain what I do and then just go with unemployed or self-employed cuz putting poetry on my on my thing that's I'll never forget that [ __ ] I'm a poet published and he had like fashionable clothes on and [ __ ] you know he's just oh he totally lives at home still with his mom 100% I guarante bet DAV tell doesn't even remember it but I remember it it wasn't even me that got hackled [ __ ] but yeah so obviously I'm not in love with poetry but I kind of I started doing it because I was in kind of like some some punk bands and [ __ ] like that and I got sick of relying on drummers their mom like giving him a lift to practice and the basis can't make it cuz he's working in night shift and [ __ ] like that so I was looking at what I could do and succeed or fail on my own like I love the buzz of the fact that if it went well it's my fault if I fail I can't say oh it's this other guy's fault that's a real problem with bands huh yeah Eddie Bravo was trying to explain to me like the trials and tribulations that the average band goes through and I was thinking about it when we had the conversation I'm like I never even thought about that before but dealing with all those egos together and and then also some people that are just undisciplined yeah completely some people who aren't as passionate about it as as you are or it's just a fun thing for them and equally like accepting G gigs and Sh and [ __ ] like that you have to ring through like four five people to say can we accept this gig it's like yeah it's awful to me so that's kind of why I started doing spoken word um yes so I could do it all off off my own back
it was just a hate of being in bands really you know what I like about what you did too um I for whatever reason there's a lot of guys who speak a certain way and then when they perform rap it sounds like an urban black guy completely it's very strange it's like what what happened that you had to start doing it like this cuzz not how you would talk in real life Miss I you know I was raised in the hood but I'm strong from my what you know it's there's there's like it blows my mind that people the most common thing that people say to me after shows and that is like oh you sound exactly like you do on record it's like it's cuz this is my voice that's this is me talking that's yeah there was an article recently about why uh people with British accents sing in an American accent you know I don't remember what the [ __ ] conclusion was I barely paid attention I looked at it I'm like who cares they just choose to you know you can Cho but if there's a difference between an English guy choosing to sound American an american guy choosing to sound British because if an English guy comes over to America and loses his British accent nobody's going to give him a hard time about it but if an American guy takes on a British accent get the [ __ ] out of here Madonna can live in London till her tits fall off you're not British cut it out cut it out you cut it out madna I don't give a [ __ ] you bought a house there rich [ __ ] she bought a house there just so she could talk in an English accent I just want to be one of the Lords come on my I am Madonna I am a dancer SL singer/ Superstar was Madonna Madonna kned she should be and uh [ __ ] what's his name Elton John I was listening to uh country Comfort on the way over here just randomly sometimes like my iPhone sinks up with my uh car and it just play you know how it does it sometimes it'll just playand song and it just started playing um it's on one of my playlists but that Elton John song country comfort that [ __ ] could sing his ass off God damn Elton John's good you're just like there's so much emotion and Power in his songs you know it's just like it takes you right to what he say he's saying like it's uh about Grandma needing help to fix her Barn you know like this and you like you you're seeing the whole
thing play out you're seeing fields of Wheat and butterflies and an old lady and Elton John's a bad [ __ ] but does he sound like Elton John when he sings that's the question not really right it's kind of it's not really an American accent though is it it's kind of hard to say it's hard to say because the when you're singing you're you're extending these words she need I mean he's saying farm and it's taking him like 10 seconds yeah she needs some help to run the farm you nobody talks like that I mean I've got a stat so I do kind of talk like that this this might end up being a really long podcast cuz I'm going to they're normally 3 hours this would be like 6 hours 7 hours to lock yourselves in yeah there's a singing's a weird thing man singing is a beautiful thing but spoken word to music is a very different thing spoken word to music it's very lyrical um uh lyrically uh dependent that's the word for it it's like that was what I really enjoyed about your stuff is it was very clever I could see that you put a lot of thought into your lyrics and what you're you know and I love the thing about Lenny Bruce it's like you know you covered it in a really cool way it's kind of and then you could also tell that it was one t yeah it's it's trying to whenever I'm writing it's the main goal is to make it interesting to me kind of thing and that's what I think confuses me about a lot of hip-hop when it is all just talking about the same thing it's like I'd get bored performing that or doing that over and over again so it's kind of you know what that exists I think in every art form I bet it exists in rock and roll I better I mean I know it exists in comedy you know there's there's certain subjects that guys will cover when you can tell they're covering it because they think that the audience wants to hear that and it's not like what's actually interesting to them yeah I can't imagine getting excited finishing a line or finishing a piece that's just exactly that kind of oh I think people will yeah enjoy that well there's a lot of people that do do that though it's weird like those hit maker guys who like sit down they write these songs that they know specifically will hit like a Target nerve see I understand that cuz cuz they're writing that for someone else to have to perform and they
sold every night to to kind of sing and get through I can understand that cuz they're just going I'm going to write this and make a [ __ ] ton of money and then hand this over to some other guy to wasn't there jump up there and wasn't there a band where the lead singer was like one of those guys that would like write songs for a lot of like train didn't isn't that what I'm thinking of no but what was that there's just what the [ __ ] was train there was this one band [ __ ] I'm not going to remember I'm not going to remember but remember be as big as the one he writes the songs for well he made that he released himself it was pretty recently it was it was a big hit but it was like one of those songs where like I couldn't get into it cuz it was like it was well done but I could tell that it was like a calculated thing ticking all the boxes it's got a formula that makes it work yeah as opposed to like there's certain songs you know where like you don't you don't even know why you like it like there's this um there's this uh old Leonard Skinner song The Battle of Curtis low yeah you know and it's it's one of those songs where like you you the battle ballad rather of Curtis slow it's one of those songs where you hear it you don't even know what is going on that this song is just captivating me in such a unique way like CH making me emotional like making me feel that moment you can tell when they feel like they've been written I like that like one of the things I liked about when that song introdiction kind of blew up was no one kind of noticed for ages that it's not got a chorus it's not got a hook right it's not got anything it was kind of but people didn't notice that CU they were kind of captivated and into it and didn't think about all right you meant to kind of go Verse Chorus Verse cor Bridge you know this kind of [ __ ] so it's kind of nice when that works and you can tell it's just he just just what came out and what was natural but you pieced that together right like that's a piece like you started working on that you developed it do you when you when you do something like that and you develop a piece do you write it all out and like like how long is that whole song is about three and a half minutes or so three and a half minutes yeah and do you do you develop
it at 3 and a half minutes do you add to it along the way like is it completely written before you ever get to the stage um yeah it's it's all completely written before I get to the the stage a lot of of that song in particular I mean I'm noting stuff on my phone all the time um and just yeah I'm making note of of just good l or good ideas or topics or subjects maybe you have like a new line that just pops into your head and you want to add just make I mean in in my notes always I'm going to have something awful in there now um but it will just be notes even if it's just even if it's a line or a turn of phrase my last note was saying about how loads of rappers at the moment are going on about going beast mode and beast mode being anything I've just written one saying do one about going depesh mode instead that's literally there's no lyric there I've not structured that yet but it's just right I'll do something with that so then on a song like that cuz a lot of my songs are stories as well though so but one like that it's easy to go through all these kind of weird little ideas or phrases or even like like bits of philosophy and and [ __ ] like that just to go right I'll put that in there right right that's the coolest thing about creating your own stuff right is that you could just decide what goes in you could decide and it's just I mean the thing that I Buzz about it the most is that you don't know what's good until you put it out there like genuinely on that one there's a line you see a mouse trap I see free cheese and a [ __ ] challenge um it was just one of loads of lines and then when that came out it's the one that everyone was going crazy on and everyone was tweeting it's like I had no idea that that was the stand out cuz you're so in in it that you yeah got so much you're putting together so that was one of many stand out that that whole thing there's a lot of great lyrics in that but yeah that's definitely a standout part of it that's uh that's that's really cool man I love anything like that where it's like one guy piecing something together where it's whether it's music or whether it's a book like talking to an author about creating a book or whether it's a stand-up comedian creating an act or a guy writing a a you know a movie or anything it's just there's something
about that creative process and there so much more now where that's so much more acceptable and doable because of the internet and because of being a to get whatever your one passion is out there that you can kind of just be it doesn't have to be a team of writers a team of people doing this and that you can find a lot more people who' got that Just One Vision and then just yeah see what it turns into yeah yeah and when you like have this one thing that comes out of your own mind and you put it together and you it's like we were talking about this with comedy like when somebody becomes a pip fan like you're the only one that can give them that stuff then it's they're looking to see what comes out of your head yeah you know it's crazy as as as well though and again I'm sure it's the same with stand up weird thing of all of it as much as you put into it it's just what you think at the time so like but then it's committed to record and that's that so right five years down the line my opinions or views might I'd hope my opinions and Views will change in general not everything but I think it's important to develop ideas and philosophies constantly so it's then that weird thing that people have got that that first record and being have listened to that one phrase or thing over and over and it's become their kind of Mantra and then you're like yeah I kind of I'm not into that as much anymore I'm kind of I'm into this [ __ ] now this is what's going on now and it's it's weird how that yeah that can be the the the the the thing that you can either give them what they need or you can't if you know what I mean right natural development hip hop seems to be in a way a a lot like standup comedy and that it's kind of generic in turn y but it's very Broad in terms of content it's very different stupid people who say I love comedy or I love hip-hop you love specific comedy and specific hip-hop there's loads of [ __ ] comedy there's loads of [ __ ] hip-hop there's loads of [ __ ] [ __ ] spoken word I like good comedy hip hop and you know got my specifics I like so yeah it's another one that a guy um I I work with sometimes Sage Francis was saying in an interview recently it's got to the point now where when people talk
about hip hop you can't assume that they're talking about the same thing as him and again I think that's it's because it's so broad there's such a variation in there yeah yeah there's a giant broad variation and it's interesting it's like uh if you went to a club and it just said rock and roll well you'd know it' be rock and roll but if you went to a club just said music well hip-hop is like it's such a very specific type of music but inside the genre there's like a bunch of different variables right yeah hugely again when I I first started off and I was touring about and trying to get my name out there I'd struggle to describe what I do cuz if I said hip-hop and people instantly thought of 50 Cent or came because of 50 Cent or can it's like right you're not going to be happy with with what you get or equally they might be put off cuz they're not into that and it's like this might not be right they might think that you would you know you would be affecting a certain type of behavior and exactly they think I'm going to speak in an American accent and be are you allowed to say wigger is that is that a is wigger a uh wig guy it's okay to say wi has it become an issue it doesn't seem like it like you can call someone that it's not like dropping an end bomb like even though it sounds a lot like it with a W you're allowed to let it slide it's fine yeah and don't have a hard softens it but there is that kind and then there's what you're doing which is like a completely different thing like you're talking and you're making [ __ ] rhyme but you're also making statements and it's very entertaining but it's a it's a form of hip-hop but it's a very different form of hip-hop yeah yeah completely and it's key it's the entertainment part is key as well cuz I think a lot of people who do the more conscious stuff it's just like yeah it's a lecture you know I mean you're kind of just being fed this and it feels like they trying to get across just how intelligent they are and all this I'm kind of in all my stuff it's trying to open up discussion rather than say Here's the the beginning and end of of of this subject it's kind of saying here's some [ __ ] that we should maybe all think about a bit more or discuss in music or culture in general more but not trying to say I've got all the answers
here's yeah here's my [ __ ] I yeah yeah I love the fact that there's so many different genres in his hip-hop now cuz I think that uh I've always been uh a fan I'm a fan of all kinds of different like I'm a fan of your style but I'm also like a big fan of like old school Ghetto Boys yeah yeah completely completely I've got a a radio damn it feels good to be a gangster came on the radio the other day and I was like [ __ ] this is the [ __ ] this song is the [ __ ] my favorite thing is when I'm in La is cuz you've got radio stations that just play Just old hip-hop and proper kind of hip-hop all all day long and yeah I don't have that in the UK I miss Scarface yeah was Scarface still putting out [ __ ] is he put out a new track like 6 months ago damn I need to I need to get back in a Scarface I forgot what a good rapper he is Diary was damn it feels good to be a gangster yeah then that album cover with the guy's eyeball hanging out yeah we can't be stopped Ghetto Boys man that's Bushwick Bill ghetto shot himself in the eye there they they were the craziest yeah that was some fun [ __ ] music man my mind's playing tricks on me I was Joe I was H when I was in h Florida for doing comedy just last weekend uh there was this Fetish Con going on and we so it was like Mark Marin and uh you know Chris harder and a few of us just all hanging out this bar watching all these freaks it was like being at like a AVN with dom matrixes and people in [ __ ] suits and stuff like that wow and there was this woman this guy that was dressed up as a woman with a face mask on and she just stared at us and didn't move and the face Mase had this creepy like smile on it it was the most disturbing thing ever I have a photo of it somewhere all just fetish people yeah just fetish people and then in Jacksonville I went to this burrow bar and uh there was a band that was about to start in the Next Room and out of nowhere this band jumps off stage and goes into the room that the bar area that we're at and starts playing right into the crowd like jumping on like like the tables of the bar and stuff and then at the end they caught the symbols on fire and the place was like on fire it was the most intense amazing band I've ever seen and it was just like a band I just popped into a bar and saw this
amazing band and so if you should check out a video sometime of them it's they're really interesting band but it's cool seeing like live what they call uh their name is Doc hold on I want to make sure I say this right doca sui or something like that it's uh spell it here I'll get it to you well to people online that are listening yeah yeah yeah here I'll find it I find the proper spelling I'll be right back okay all right um I don't know where the [ __ ] we were going before you just derailed the conversation sorry it's d a i k a j u and you thought that scrubby's pip was tough huh yeah right damn that's ridiculous and here's actually them playing Outdoors which is completely different than what you You' normally see but the lead singer the guy right there in the face mask has the same mask that was at The Fetish Con that was just staring at us the whole time [Music] time wow this is kind of wild [Applause] like if you could imagine them in a small bar and like things are on stand right in front of you with that mask these are good these guys are good that guy's a bad [ __ ] yeah imagine imagine if you couldn't hear and you didn't hear sound and you were trying to figure out what the [ __ ] make this totally silent imagine if you didn't hear sound and you see all this moving around and see all these people staring at these guys just playing with these sticks in their hands you'd be like what the [ __ ] is going on on that stage why is everybody watching that like it's it's a weird gig man you're creating cool sounds with a stick and you get this big piece of wood you're creating wild sounds with it that's really interesting man here's how I saw him they're just walking around the whole entire bar Wireless and they could be different guys they don't even have to these guys get cocky they [ __ ] put a mask on a new dude fire him it's perfect and it's good to see that he's he's he's learned and moved up to wireless cuz clearly the cold was restricted him in the first one as he wanted to to go and run around here's him on top of the bar he was like doing this [ __ ] that's cool one part he was like just leaning on me like
sitting on my lap for the most part [Music] that's wild yeah so check them out so they don't sing they just play no they just Jam like [ __ ] crazy dude like like Hendrick style almost yeah so their name is Da a i k a i j u d i like that man I like that idea that's pretty cool I love that they've got a harder name than me that's right that's even though you spill out twice now I have no idea what their name is man Arnold Schwarz and Egger is the good fallback it doesn't matter it doesn't doesn't mean [ __ ] doesn't mean [ __ ] what you look yeah crazy name [ __ ] yeah that's a weird thing isn't it like the names it's important to write the write the right letters and words I can never tell if it's it's it's like if if if if if the doors is a good name or it's a good name because of the doors do you know what I mean if some if you were some shitty gig and the local band and the doors never happened and they were called the doors it probably wouldn't be as as awesome as it is right no it's isn't it fascinating though the names are about picking a pleasant sound yeah that you can remember and that's easy to replicate with letters like if you have too many like what is this daa what the [ __ ] is this get out of here with that [ __ ] dude no one's going to remember that [ __ ] and you got to think more about it now because of the internet because if you pick a name that's too familiar then when you Google it you're going to get yeah you know some crazy yeah whatever it is you've chosen yeah right restricted yeah especially if you and what is how does it work when you hear bands have the same name as other bands I never know I guess someone has to argue it you know like the love assassins like this must be like more than one love assassins the original love assassins you know I mean I just made that name up but I'm sure it exists I'm not the first person to think that way right that's a path that's like that's like looking at like a section of Street and trying to imagine that no one ever walked down that it's impossible somebody walked down that might not have seen it but it's happened so like how many different guys can come up with something like the love assassins you know you've just got to become the biggest love assassins out there and you
won right if you're the biggest ones then you're who the love assassins are do you think there was another kiss you know a kiss seems like a seems like there's got to have been had to have been at least one other band thought about becoming the the name kiss so probably if you if if somebody's kind of retired or not as popular now you could just be like hey no my name's NWA now and just because you're more popular you could kind of would win at that argument right I don't know man I think that's probably trademarked because it's such a huge business but I think like when you're first coming up and you don't have any legal paperwork that's when it's only an issue cuz like if you try to be Jimmy Hendrick today they'd be like shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] ain't Jimmy Hendricks but no I'm I'm that's my new name it's Jimmy Hendrick I'm Jimmy Hendrick but they would be like no Jimmy hendri you can't be a musician and be Jimmy Hendricks there's [ __ ] there's a copyright on that [ __ ] but I could be Millie vanelli well no one wants to be so I bet they would just let you yeah if you tried to be Millie vanil but I bet not I bet someone owns that [ __ ] like say if you and Jamie decided to go on tour as Millie and vanill and you started doing with like you would lipsync and other people would sing the songs you get your ass sued yeah yeah for sure if you only did like the the vanilla part even vanilla they probably own Millie and vanill they own both of those yeah yeah they own it don't you think they own it Rick Ross well Rick Ross is different because Rick Ross the original Rick Ross was not a rapper I mean that's the whole reason why he has those t-shirts that say Rick Ross is not a rapper he was just unsigned he wrapped all the time in the shower I bet just he Christmas time he was rapping well he was a notorious drug dealer and uh genuine nice guy I really like Rick Ross he's a cool guy he's got a book out now by the way if uh if anybody's interested um that's right Rick has a uh brand new book and people have been asking us to get him on the podcast again and we we definitely should um Rick Ross book um just give him plug the real Rick Ross Freeway Rick Ross The Untold autobiography the The Untold autobiography that's what it's called and he's a he's got a fascinating
story if you're uh interested his his story is he was the connection between the Iran Contra affair and selling drugs in Los Angeles he was one of the connections he was being applied by a guy who was channeling that money that he made from Rick Ross directly into foreign operations it's crazy the whole story is crazy and the dude when he went to jail didn't even know how to read okay and in jail taught himself at a reed then became a [ __ ] legal expert and found the loopholes in his uh in in his prosecution where they [ __ ] up found holes in the prosecution's angle and CRA and got himself off got himself out they had him in like a three strike situation and he he got out of that because it has to be three sentences it can't be three crimes three sentences and so they they they prosecuted for him it it to they prosecuted him for it illegally it was incorrect use of the prosecution it's kind of weird though then that he wouldn't have educated himself or potentially wouldn't have educated himself in such a manner if he hadn't been been put away so it's kind of it's odd to come out of that with you know improve D and better and yeah yeah is a fascinating case it's a very fascinating case and he's a very good guy and they have to you know put out with Rick Ross are using your name and yeah well he sued him and lost which is really crazy I mean when we'll have him on I'm sure he'll be able to tell us I don't know if they're uh continuing the lawsuit or maybe we could Google it right now it's a weird one with that cuz it's more of a regular name Jimmy Hendrick that's not you know you're not going to hear that every day but Rick Ross it feels like it be a tougher one to to sue over cuz yeah I don't know yeah Rick Ross wins lawsuit against Freeway Rick Ross wow Freeway Rick Ross lost his lawsuit against rapper Rick Ross born William Leonard Roberts on First Amendment grounds the case Wow first amendment grounds freedom of speech so I guess you're allowed to take on the Persona of a a known drug dealer because it's like it's a Persona so it's like artistic expression I mean what is that it's like Bonnie and Clyde [ __ ] you know like I could probably call myself Bonnie and Clyde or Bonnie yeah but if they were
alive would you be able to you know yeah but the full name Rick Ross the real Rick Ross knew about the Entertainer stage name since 2006 oh the case originally began in 2010 and later appealed to a higher Court after the lawsuit was ruled untimely since the real Rick Ross knew about the Entertainer stage name since 2006 so the idea was that the first time it was ruled untimely because he didn't act quick enough you know but I think that there was there was some issues the real Rick Ross said where he had talked to Rick Ross and like he was going to be compensated for it right and then remember he said he was going to chop it up with him remember that he said we'll chop it up we'll chop it up like he was going to give him some money and then he decided not to and then decided to go to lawsuits with him so [ __ ] shady business started explain why he took time over it and why he got around to that but yeah that and now that is a very different sort of a hip-hop yeah yeah completely but again it's a hip-hop I I love as every day I'm hustled that mistake that people think that just cuz I do a certain kind of hip-hop that I think every kind of Hip Hop should be like that it'd be boring as H ofel hip I was like that you have to have the variation in the genre and yeah how much do you think the real Rick Ross should get paid by the fake Rick Ross like if you were the judge half depends how much the real half holy [ __ ] that's crazy that's like being married to a exactly that's too much maybe 10% though 10% might not be a bad number 10% seems fair look he doesn't even have to rap he lets that dude use his name that dude makes him more popular here's the thing about the real Rick Ross being emotional sweet you're a sweet guy I like a lot about you but here's the thing about um like think about the real Rick Ross like we know about the real Rick Ross because his story is fascinating and we've talked to and he's an interesting guy but we also know about the real Rick Ross because the fake Rick Ross got famous as [ __ ] with the same name yeah so how much would you know about Rick Ross if he wasn't getting [ __ ] over by the fake Rick Ross I submit not nearly as much I submit that quite honestly the the real
Rick Ross has benefited substantially from the fake Rick Ross using his name and it actually makes him even more legit because this fake fat rapper who used to be a a corrections officer is using his [ __ ] I think the time the table the table has kind of changed a little since Rick Ross the fake Rick Ross has now become who he is he's like you know big he he is now a huge Money Maker so now 10% I think is completely fair and everyone should just be happy and have dinner together go on tour together but the the real Rick Ross the real Rick the original drug dealer Rick Ross is benefiting substantially like publicity wise to being connected with this I mean he has an amazing story on his own but the reality is that this story is made more compelling by the fact that there's a guy running around stealing his name like it's he's benefited from it it's really crazy when you think about it you know and I wonder if what the the C thinking of the time of it was that when he probably first heard of this this rapper Rick Ross he probably didn't think it was that huge a deal right but then when it's when Rick Ross becomes one of the biggest rappers in the world then suddenly that's that's a change do you think that's part of it or would he always have been trying to fight the I think he always you know even when he came out of jail Rick Ross was famous yeah he just wasn't as famous as he is now he's become really super completely his book I'm sure wouldn't be a what it is if it wasn't for well the story is amazing the story itself is amazing I mean he was a tennis standout in high school couldn't go to college cuz he couldn't read so he was an athlete and was like stranded in this terrible neighborhood didn't know what the [ __ ] to do so he started selling drugs and became this giant drug dealer he was making like some insane amounts of money millions of dollars a week I mean he was just making just stupid money and it was all being funneled to the the United States all these covert operations overseas in in Nicaragua it's crazy I mean it was was a the whole Oliver St the whole um uh uh Reagan Contra affair and um what the [ __ ] his name Oliver what's his name Stone no the the Oliver North thank you the Oliver North situation these guys on trial in
front of the [ __ ] entire country no one's ever seen that [ __ ] before you know and Reagan they're asking him if he sold arms to to other other other countries and [ __ ] this was all like part of that same era you know the same ER of all this crazy [ __ ] going on that we're finding out the government's involved with and one of the things was selling drugs in the Los Angeles neighborhoods the poor neighborhoods and taking that money like the CIA was selling drugs and our late great friend Michael rert who passed away uh recently Michael rert who was a um narcotics investigator for the Los Angeles Police Department he uncovered that [ __ ] they did that um that thing where he stood out in front of that uh press conference they have this press conference and he he yells out like in this in the middle of this conference that he that they he knows that the CIA has been selling drugs in Los Angeles communities and he's caught them I mean this guy says this crazy on on television and the whole the whole crowd filled with black people they start cheering they're all excited about it and it's like he's just standing up and like what a [ __ ] crazy prick he was yeah following the latest you know the anonymous and uh the whole shooting of that kid oh the kid in St Louis yeah that's ugly man that's ugly the kid in St Louis is ugly and there was the other kid in the uh Walmart that had the fake gun yeah just like what the [ __ ] is going on man you know there's an old expression but it's a really valid one is that when the only tool you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail yeah and and that's the problem with this society that we have when people you know you give them guns and you put them in situations where if they make a bad call someone dies you know if they make a bad call they freak out someone dies a huge difference to have that there have that on you and yeah as an option but it's also like I don't know what the options are because if you take their guns away from them and then ask them to enforce crime in a place where a lot of people have guns boy is that even feasible it's like disarmament seems like the the choice that like the really cautious people would choose like everyone needs to just give up their guns but that's never going to happen like people have
to accept the fact that there's always going to be people that keep illegal guns if anybody tries to do that and they'll be they'll be doing it with in their mind the full approval of the Constitution the full what happened in Australia like when they've got rid of changed all their gun laws and got rid of guns and it was seen as it couldn't work and they've not really had any incidents since they've changed their gun law cuz they used to be exactly the same as America I don't know all all the statistics on it but they used to be the same as America and then they had one really bad major like uh shooting and um they changed their gun laws as a trial I thing I think in this particular state of or area and it's it's maintained and it's worked again they had all the same thing of people saying you it it you can't take people's guns away people and they did have people protesting and against it but then a year on kind of everyone's the problem is I think you trust your government a lot more than we trust ours yeah cuz our government likes starting Wars yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and our government has a history of not being honest with us our government has a history of trying to suppress us happen I mean it seems for every like on a yearly basis for every huge story there is of a member of the public going out and killing people doing a shooting there's then a police St of it as well so it kind of fuels them both I that whole thing of well we if we don't trust the police then we need to be armed and the police exactly the same as you've said if they're police in an area where everyone's got guns it's kind of yeah people need to come to an agreement and that's not going to happen well it's also a problem when you whenever you have a group of people that become sort of responsible for the actions of an individual right if you have a 100 cops and one cop does something really [ __ ] up then cops are pigs you know and all these other the cops get lumped into this one group instead of it being an individual that was in a position of power that did something [ __ ] up it's the cops so then it's the cops versus the people yeah and that's Madness you know it's all Madness the guy who shot that kid for sure is a piece of [ __ ] you know he [ __ ] that's not saying that
cops in general yeah it doesn't mean I mean who knows what's going on through this guy's head the other thing about these guys a lot of them have PTSD yeah they have like we you know you talking about PTSD for people that go away and they fight in wars and they come back a lot of those guys that do that become cops first of all when they come back it's a good gig for a soldier you've already used to being in the [ __ ] it's probably mild in comparison to what you've seen and you know you probably handle stress better than the average person it's like if you're looking for a gig it's probably a it's going to make you more comfortable pulling you you can as well right that's true too and you know you also used to I mean especially if you've had to have active you've actually been in combat you know if you've been in combat you you've definitely shot people if you definitely shot people it' be easier to shoot somebody again and also probably your senses your whole sense of like what's on the line would probably be more like sharp than a person that's never seen people killed like you're like you're like this could happen in any second you better stop this before it happens you have like a much shorter like line of [ __ ] that you'll tolerate and that's you know that's if you're in a war zone that's to be expected but that war zone becomes the streets if you have the same attitude and you're deal but it's just going to happen that way when when you have people and they hate each other and there's a group here and a group there the cops and the citizens and you have a situation like this things will be flared up for years now it's annoying how it has to be such a a group thing and these people against these people there was a song out about two years ago now so kind of just before the all the Tray Martin stuff happened and it was called film the police and it was a rewrite of NWA [ __ ] the police and it was just calling everyone to like we've all got phones now it's saying the police are police but there's issues so rather than being let's rather than being a [ __ ] the police being just make sure you're filming stuff and there was just a huge backlash from people in support of the police saying no this isn't fair and it's like well it's not
saying that film the police and catch them all up to [ __ ] it's like the good ones won't be doing anything bad so it's not it's not a a negative thing you know but if you're if you're using more a watching The Watchman as it were kind of thing then it starts to then police itself and hopefully I don't think there's anything wrong with the idea of filming police no and I think there's also a lot of evidence that when police are forced to wear cameras that film all their actions there there's the thing about the right yeah the uh allegations of abuse dropped by 80% yeah and someone actually said this that yeah it's because people can't claim fake abuse now like somebody actually said it to me on Twitter I'm like or cops know that they can't [ __ ] do douchy [ __ ] cuz they're wearing a camera yeah it's great again I I mean cops are people there's good ones and bad ones completely in the UK you realize now that there was a time when the cops were the best of the best but that's not the case anymore there's there's a variation there's some people who are genuinely good citizens trying to make this change but I knew people who who worked with me in the record store and didn't get kept on and became a policeman instead it's like you you couldn't do retail and now you're policing the streets kind of thing that's that's crazy it's not it's not the best of the best that it should or or was being police should be like being the knight's watch yeah it should really be like you're the guy who's guarding the the the top of the wall yeah I mean that's really what it should be like it's like it should be a revered position of noble people you know martial artists people who are you know they actually want to do good have a code and same with a politicians though like we all complain about how all the politicians are kind of scumbags it's like cuz it's not appe appealing job like nor People Like Us wouldn't there's no appealing being a a [ __ ] politician that's could you imagine if you had to be the mayor or something they said pip it's your time it's the worst nightmare imagine if that was like the draft like you just get drafted to be the [ __ ] mayor like out of nowhere we we we like your lyrics you're going to be the mayor now you're like what and
they [ __ ] show up at your door with accountants you got to go over the budget like what how much you want to spend on niion what how much you want to spend on the government what how much you want to spend on sewage what spend on sewage yeah we got a water bill we go Colorado what yeah [ __ ] all that man and that's the problem cuz everybody says [ __ ] all that and the only people that don't say [ __ ] all that are the ones who can make some some money from it or can be or hopefully are really dedicated to trying to help people you hope but good [ __ ] luck good luck with all that especially in this day and age we're going to need some dust to settle you know it's a mess I mean it's just with the whole politics thing you need I don't know I kind of argue with people on online about this all the time cuz I think the way your democracy is currently set up and our democracy is currently set up there's no chance of any real change like anytime soon because it's a gradual it slight changes either way but nothing else is discussed we need to protect the ideals of democracy and it's like well why yeah I think there's I mean there's I'm I'm going completely off on tangent now but there's there's hundreds of different kinds of ocracy and kinds of ways to run a society number one ad Dem we've got aren't real democracies right they kind of it's It's the two- party system and all this kind of thing so it's not a real we just vote and that's who gets in and there are often being funded by the same companies exactly it's the same incredibly ridiculous but there's loads of I mean I was just discussing recently and it pisses people off because it kind of shows a level of elitism that people are scared of but I think going on stuff based on on a meritocracy and stuff like that where say your vote would be worth more than the guy who who Who's who's sitting at Home in a Trailer and doesn't know anything about politics but isn't that dangerous though that's kind of dangerous when one person's vote is worth more than another person it depends how it's it's it's it's measures so for example my my theory on it being if when you go to vote there's a short questionnaire on politics or on social on society or something and that ranks are what you're worth but isn't that
subjective I mean first of all there's just information like you could have information about politics that's one thing like you know when was Elanor rosev this when was more on policies on policies and what's what's actually valid at the moment cuz then even if people then just bone up on it to try and cheat the system that's good they're reading about what the policies are they're learning it rather than just going and Ticking a box that their family have always supported Republicans therefore that's that you it's forcing people to have some level of Education in it to make their vote worth more yeah maybe I'm hanging on to the idea that everyone should have an equal vote and that it shouldn't be like an earned thing and you earn it by having an education about the system there's a idea there's a great quote that says we're not all entitled to our own opinion we're all entitled to our own informed opinion because again everyone quotes that think of I'm I'm entitled to my own opinion it's like well no if if someone's done more research on it and knows about it then there's there is right and wrong you can't just argue well that's my opinion I'm entitled to it on a lot some issues yeah there's some issues where it's not there's some issues where it's it's just a subjective judgment one person would agree one person would disagree like there's certain issues that people are very very passionate about that you have polar opposite people absolutely dedicated to their opinion and won't budge like abortion and that's a great thing but then it's an informed opinion it's not just a kind of sometimes not even though sometimes there's not anied opinion sometimes people just get on a side and that's their side that's stuck on that side it's crazy but that's people that's a super thing that's a super common thing to like take on Republican talking points or take on liberal talking points really common well oh the Bible's the the key example of that where people are just blindly well that's that's that's my belief and therefore I will fight any arguments against it despite any logic and theories and yeah and reality yeah that's a big one that's that's a common one because you know that's one that has been used for so many years by so many people and it's become just a a well
paved path that everybody could walk on it's a great structure and set up our first song that um got big like when I was working with a guy Dan laac was called that always kill and it was just a rewrite of Commandments it was a load of Commandments for now and I'm not religious but the reason I think it hit through with people is it's a simple structure that you all know and are familiar with right and that's why it works for religion as well as in a spoken word Hip Hop song it's kind of it's that Simplicity of you know the stories and the structures therefore you can get a point across that isn't about a religion but but by using those that's more about society and people but using that template of of what religious people have laid down for us yeah what religious people have ra laid down and you know the variance in like how much they vary from one to the next like how much Judaism varies from Islam varies from Christianity how much they borrow from each other like somebody's wrong somebody's wrong well let's just break down like what you guys are actually what what are we supporting here are we supporting the idea that there's a guy and this guy watches over everything and he made everything he's allowing all this crazy chaos and he told us once a few thousand years ago how to live your life and if you don't pay attention to what the [ __ ] he said back then you're on your own so you're forced to be led by a bunch of people he sees these people he sees their hypocritical actions he does nothing he allows them to distort his message and relay it in this most [ __ ] up way that's ruining the Earth itself and still he doesn't come down and correct anybody like this is what you're saying yeah crazy are you sure or is this puzzle far too complex for our brains is this like an ant trying to understand a satellite because if you try to get an ant to understand a satellite it's outside of his realm of comprehension and I think we have a realm of comprehension whether we like to admit it or not and I think the very nature of the universe itself is currently outside of our realm of comprehension or at least the realm of comprehension of the average person me included but faith has got to be the most not dangerous word ever made but
that's that's the thing that people the argument would would always be well you know we were left here and we've got to have faith that God's going to do this and do that and it's all all tests but I've got my faith it's like that's a massive get out clause for any argument of well you've never you can't see this person you can't prove any well now only can you not prove it but you're having faith in something that it looks very much like [ __ ] yeah you know if you look the stories you read a guy came back from the dead he was dead for three days and then he pushed the rock aside and came back okay okay yeah all right I believe that okay this is Adam and Eve so's two people and then they [ __ ] and what happens they have kids and then it's time though right it's time that allows that to be accepted cuz everyone kind of jokes now and mocks Scientology because of the ludicrousness of loads of of what they say but it's ludicrous because it's new if it was thousands of years old then people would be the same with Christianity and just kind of go well you know it is kind of ludicrous but people don't even Christianity is ludicrous if you have conversations with hardcore Christians about whether or not Christianity is ludicrous and they'll argue with you why it's not and what these stories really represent and how the message of God comes through these stories like I think it's crazy that there's a there's such a mixture as well in there so there will be loads of Christians that know that all that stuff is kind of [ __ ] but they believe what they believe and they believe their do you know what I mean that they're just stories and all this kind of thing so it's well there's levels within your own belief system there's such a variation there's people who would sit here now and go yeah that's [ __ ] crazy but they're devout Christians and yeah there's people that just believe in God and they feel like the Bible is sort of a framework for good behavior that was laid down by this holy entity at one point in the past and that although the stories have been twisted and weird and you know that a lot of these stories they probably represented something something important a long time ago and so you're getting these this connection to God like through a game of me that game of telephone I if you played it in
England but you you would tell a friend something and then he would tell a friend something then he would tell a friend something by the time it got down to Brian story was dog [ __ ] it was all [ __ ] up and I think that the idea is that in in the UK it was called Chinese Whispers which sounds incredibly racist but that's what it was it was called Chinese Whispers it wasn't that's that game anyway a telephone's a far better name for it let's yeah stick with that but that whole idea is that at the end of that is God at the end of that is God yeah the story got [ __ ] up but the the story did get [ __ ] up but that story has a direct connection to God and the way that direct connection works is that at one point in time there was there was something where someone was explained the very nature of the universe and then whether it was through psychedelic drugs whether it was through an actual religious experience with a Divine entity and then from that point what happened is that person told another person that person told another person they took they did their best to remember everything that the people before them told them but if you got through all that goofy [ __ ] all that Adam and Eve stuff and all that [ __ ] all the the the more weird ridiculous and Preposterous stories in any religion if you got through all that and went back to the source you almost are still connected in some sort of a weird bizarre and maybe like a um like an like almost like a mathematical way you're connected to the original story you know there's the original story the original story turns into this his memory [ __ ] it up it turns into that like is it correct at the end just in the translations as well though was all written in a language that is dead and people rate and change things like that and it's like well well there's two of them so far away from there's the the oldest version that they found is the stuff that's in Kuman that's the Dead Sea Scrolls there some of the same stories that are in the Bible so these are the oldest versions by like a thousand years and I think they're the only ones that are in Aramaic it's an Aramaic and it's written on animal skins yeah it's [ __ ] crazy they piece together the Dead Sea Scrolls
with DNA they made sure that they got the DNA of the same cow so they knew if this the same cow it most likely was the same piece of paper cuz they were all different cows and different pieces of paper and they had to figure out like which which animal skins all these crumbs and pieces and they had to piece them together over decades man just craziness Madness and that is what all the faith and beliefs are are based on an and they just found this [ __ ] man it was in like 1947 found there's that old I think it was in a TV series in the UK there was a a joke thing of they found the original first page of the Bible just saying that um any resemblance to people in real life is purely coincidental and so on and so forth and that it's just a book of fiction some found old thing yeah in my the the best version of the world it would be get to the end of the Bible and it just says psyche we were on mushrooms that would be the best version be far better love David Copper psych made it all up yeah in 1946 a collection of 981 techs was discovered uh between 46 and 56 took some 10 years in this area in the West Bank called kumran and they were found inside caves about a mile Inland North uh of the Northwest shore of the Dead Sea a really interesting [ __ ] man nine of the Scrolls were rediscovered at the Israeli Antiquities Authority in 2014 after they had been stored unopened for six decades following their excavation in 1952 the text are of great historical religious and linguistic significance because they include the earliest known surviving manuscripts of Works later included in the Hebrew Bible Cannon along with dudada Wow dud canonical Duda dud dudy d you know this is how like my wife is saying this to me the other day it's interesting when you're raising kids and you're teaching them how to say words and you know you have to spell it and you you see how it's difficult well when you learn a new word like this like you know that was Deuteronomy I could just say it and it would be easy but I'm trying to figure it out as I'm saying it like a little kid like that's kind of never goes away Doo canonical dudo canonical and extra biblical manuscripts which preserve the evidence of the
diversity of religious thought in the late second temple Judaism interesting interesting interesting stuff man yeah from 48 BCE and 318 BCE man they don't really know though it's crazy that it's a just that the Bible is just a collection of stories and not one I mean that wasn't written as one thing you kind of think of it as the Bible but saying that parts of the stuff on on the dead SC Scrolls were stories included in the Bible and yeah yeah just pick 48 BCE wonder what the oldest known that's the um the old that's the range the so the uh oldest one they found was 408 BC I wonder what the oldest version of the Hebrew Bible is if you had a guess uh 40 years shut up [ __ ] that's ridiculous what do you think like the oldest version of the Hebrew Bible I don't have a clue 3,000 years cuz I um had assumed that actually the Dead Sea Scrolls were from earlier than that I'd read some something that must have been incorrect that said it was uh older than that okay the oldest surviving Hebrew manuscript including the Dead Sea Scrolls 2 Century BCE well this is a good Wikipedia and it's given me a different date cuz they were saying four like 408 right was that what the uh the longest version uh so that is like the oldest version that's the oldest version of the Hebrew Bible or the old oldest version of the stories that are in the HEB Bible Bible yeah amazing imagine if you can go back to those dudes who wrote the Bible way back then and you could bring them in a time machine to 2014 and show them like the the Havoc that they've created have them explain yeah what was not that's not they've missed the whole page out there just have them tweak it a little well it's so weird that it's it gets translated into different languages like have you ever done one of those things where you take Russian you translate it to English and you try to like explain what the [ __ ] they mean their language is so different than that it always comes out like he gives to country but fails not yeah like what you know there's like there's a weird weird interpretation of of languages to English so you got to think you're going from a weird language like ancient Hebrew which was um they they used to have like their numbers were embedded in
their words so like there was no there was no numbers what if it just started off as memes like what if we're just going back to how the Bible you know the language back then actually was just like we all talk like a mean back then like like you just said that sounds like a meme almost like I go back home e with letters no no no no that's not the Bible you're not even paying attention what I said that's like if you take Russian and interpret it to English right that's not what I'm saying um the the the um just the ancient languages like when they tried fact that they've got that translation and the original thing they're reading is just so old and they're using DNA to kind of piece it in the right order and all that kind of thing gas mostly gas well no they're not really guessing you know I mean there's definitely pieces missing but when they have stories that are like when they translate part of the story and the story is like very similar to like Book of Genesis or something along those lines they could sort of make those correlations if they have enough similarities you know but there's a lot of those stories that are like that man like that when you go back to the oldest [ __ ] that counia form that the uh Sumerians used to write in oh it's so weird looking man it's like these these there there was no like variation in the like the way their letters were their letters were all like these little lines so they' go down to like pull this up like CIA form ancient Sumerian it's weird weird [ __ ] man they would write in this more easy Google searches here just the simplest yeah it's um it's co lines right yeah it's like it what it looks like is like a wedge that you would like if say if you're chopping down a tree you had to stick a wedge in there like it's like they're more like wedges than they are like it's not like a straight line it's like there's a fat top and then it goes down to a lower bottom and they see this is how they wrote like look at these things how weird is that yeah it's like all emoj yeah it's so it's so weird I mean it's sort of like um it's so hard to imagine how different that is keep that up so we could look at that [ __ ] for a second look how weird that is like that's their language and they write in these little columns yeah
yeah and so much of it just just to us looking exactly the same looking similar shapes and sizes how can that have the intricacies of of a language yeah if you like if you looked at that that looks like dog [ __ ] like if you had your whole life to figure out what the [ __ ] that means good you would never figure it out you'd never figure it out so it takes like a team of linguists to piece this together and here's the crazy [ __ ] they don't even know what the word sounded like like there's a bunch of words birds in ancient Sumerian [ __ ] guess work like there was there was a thing that someone had uh done uh where they had uh recreated what they believe ancient Sumerian sounded like but it's so dead that no one can even talk it yeah of course like how can you even start to conceive how to pronounce the scratchings that were on that thing then it's so weird well I don't know how they do it I don't know I know that they have like this is what it looked like this is the language yeah I guess some of them oh this is year by year Well scroll make that a little larger so we can see it it's year by year like scroll down so you get to the top to the top to the top see 3200 BCE 3,000 BCE and then you go all the way to the far right and it's just all the lines thousand yeah wow those weird lines man that's interesting so this was like 8 Bit And this is like Xbox they they pretty much updated it to a better language no they have way around oh other way around I mean yeah yeah yeah well that's got to be be partly down to the the methods in which they were writing like if if like they couldn't have done more intricate stuff if you're you're scratching into clay into clay and stuff like that yeah they also would make these rollers they would make these rollers and then they would lay out clay and they would roll the roller into the clay and then bake the clay so like the roller itself would be like a method of uh Distributing like a newspaper like you'd be able to roll that [ __ ] and you'd put it in the clay and then you could do a several times yeah yeah so they had these weird things that they used to do to make these clay tablets so you kind of have to make the newspaper yourself were I guess I mean I remember hearing it's crazy the first the first adverts ever made
were musical uh notes and that printed on the product you bought and you had to sing the advert yourself it's the first ever Jingles on cigarette pack packets and that but in those days um because yeah there wasn't any radio and stuff like that and in it in those days everyone kind of had a piano or could could could play [ __ ] and yeah the first ever Jingles were printed and written out and people would sit around the piano and play the the camel cigars song wow that's wild it's the origin of Jingles which is the original Jingles was advertising hey pull up uh Sumerian cylinder seals and you could see these things that they used to do where they used to lay this clay down and roll their message out on the clay and I guess like if you probably wanted to get a message to somebody you would send a seal you send one of these cylinders and and you would yeah they would lay the clay out and they would roll the cylinder on the clay and it would read out what you had to say to them oh that's sweet isn't that wild what would you think this is like hey for the bird well I think they you know range in a meeting isn't it that represents UFOs Brian don't you get it look at the Griffin in the bottom UFO that's an alien the see those squirrly things that's DNA so what that represents is the alien came down from sky and Leo's Rule and uh Griffins are awesome bird looking freaky lion things and what are those lions in the top is like a male lion and a female lion is that what's going on there yeah they're like high-fiving oh they're doing Knuckles it looks like this is the the number one culture that the uh ancient astronaut theorists point to they love this stuff cuz it was so far ago you're like who [ __ ] knows you know so long who the [ __ ] knows what was really going on but these people in ancient Sumer they had all this like like they were really into the Stars they had all these um images of like the uh the Galaxy they had a a depiction of the solar system with all the stars or all the planets rather in the correct orbit it's really interesting crazy yeah pull up uh Sumerian um solar system ancient Samaran solar system is that horses having sex it's one goat looking one way one goat looking the other way and some crazy
thing in me going what do you want for me everybody's banging everybody it's an important message to about to send we need to Commit This to cylinder and and get the word out about the way that that goat was looking wellday hav you ever made a note on your uh phone and you couldn't remember what the [ __ ] it meant like at the time you're like I'll understand this so many times like I waking up at night and thinking I've got a lyric or an idea just noting it and looking and going what the what was it that you wanted um Sumerian solar system yeah there's a there's an image of the Sun in the center and all these planets that are floating around the Sun and they're all in like the sort of uh similar uh sizes like see see how it's like that similar to what the actual planets are that's what it looked like in but pull it back so you can actually see the the image of itself the actual uh cylinder image yeah you just had it oh you couldn't see it no the image the actual image of the the it's there's a clay image of it see it on the right that's it either one of those that's the actual image and if you see the see that right there that's the solar system yeah yeah in between them there's the Sun and those circles those are the exact planets and you know the bigger ones are bigger and the smaller ones are smaller and they're all in the right orbit it's really weird yeah it's weird the Gen understanding what they think is you know when I've listened to uh many people give their opinions on these kind of things and how do these people know what they knew and what I I'm I'm of an opinion that most likely at one point in time people were really [ __ ] smart and they had gotten really far and they had learned a lot of [ __ ] and they had lived for a long time and then cataclysms happened they got hit by asteroids they got hit by you know super volcanoes whatever it is and whatever was learned Learned was forgotten and they started all over again they probably did it a gang of times and people who kind of argue against that will say just that they yeah would they have like why aren't there cameras or or whatever but I think the very nature of of that theory is there's no chance at all that
their intelligence would have developed in the same way as did the technology wouldn't have developed in the same way they could have been far superior yet never invented petrol or used so that kind of it makes sense of it's own arrogance now of going but you know they didn't have TVs so exactly the fu they can't be that clever how are they clever they haven't got TVs that's so true it's so that's such a good point and you know I think that people from England have a bit of a better perspective of time than people in America because if you're in London if you go through London you'll see Thousand-Year old buildings like you don't see that [ __ ] in America a wedding in in once and I had a day spur and I popped into an antique store and it was like all like the 50s and 60s and it's like that's not an antique store like you go to England antiques so it's like hundreds of years old all this old stuff but there was like this is antiques this is like 80s this is this is a long time ago it's like no that's not that's not what an antique is my friend yeah there's bars in London that are like a thousand years old right yeah that's so crazy the whole place is it's so different like when you're passing by the Palace and you look at that thing you see Buckingham Palace you're like well that that that's a palace it's right here they have a palace and then it's another a thing in La like when driving around I see a lot of the houses that are kind of Castle like and they think that that's what a castle looks like it's like have you been have you been to a castle cuz castles aren't really castles aren't just houses with a little square bit on top it's kind of they're these built out of rocks and these huge things and yeah it always entertains me over here the yeah all the different Castles it's like that's isn't it weird that they sell castles like you can buy a castle Yeah like you screes pip could go back to England and buy a goddamn castle I want a castle now who do I need to talk to about this Jo tell I don't know we need to find the guy and connect you to him because I I watched some one of those Home and Garden shows you know where they like uh people like work on houses you a castle or you buy it an original an old they
had an old castle and they were trying to do an addition yeah add on to the castle and they had a fight like tooth and Claw to get a they wanted to like put a garage in or something like that and like [ __ ] off you can't it's a castle but he's like it's my castle like nope can't do it until they eventually let him do it I want to have a a clicker for the drawbridge so when they pull off it can just come on help me out like an RFID Card they put on your license plate as soon as it recognizes you just driving in and opens up the draw bridge no one else can get in SE there's loading there's a few different casts in England that hotels now and you can just go and stay in a castle that is hundreds and hundreds of years old I've done that before and it's yeah yeah yeah imagine owning you can though I know people have I've heard of people that are famous people like buy castles it feels so rude to put a TV in everything in though like you're in this old castle and you're like kicking it out yeah you should even like you really probably shouldn't even have electricity you want to do a c yeah everything should be Candlelight yeah if you're going to do it right I mean that's what England's basically like anyway it's all y old and candle lit I know that's what is it really that's the image that we give out check this out you can get some castles right here what kind of Castle you want sell castles yeah what kind of Castle you want what do you mean it's like a like like a website yeah realite wait one of them says a castle is a th000 pound a million is that a million pounds that what it says what's a pound is a relates to a dollar um at the moment a dollars so that would be about um a 1.8 million so 1 million pounds is 1.8 yeah million that's pretty good deal for a castle Yeah that seems it seemed crazy it seems like castles are one of those things you really wouldn't depreciate very much no they don't cast Transylvania after it will yeah and does it come with a Vampire [ __ ] that it's 47 do you want to have a castle where do you where do you weekend oh we go to Transylvania we have a summer home I bet Wi-Fi would suck in Castle probably non-existent you probably have to have satellite internet
I mean you might not even be able to get that I guarantee you they haven't laid the lines down unless this Castle's been used by people for a long time I I drove through uh Transylvania on our last tour and it just feels like the most underused like they should put a Dracula Disneyland or some [ __ ] there and it'd be the most that' be a huge tourist you go through and is Eerie and kind of run down really no economy going on there and you just think this is Transylvania for [ __ ] sake surely that's the most surely that's the most marketable real location like it blows people's mind to find out that that's a real place that's not just a fictional thing in a book it's like that's they've got a someone needs to go there and build a tourist Resort D you should do it you should do it you should contact their tourism board oh I'll I'll remortgage my castle and I I'll see if I can can open up Transylvania but doesn't it seem like that would be like a dope idea yeah yeah and you think of of loads of kind of where you have these um amusement parks and things like that it's normally in kind of shitty areas where there isn't anything else anyway because you don't want that in the middle of a town don't say that about Anaheim sir exactly that shit's rude Orlando either but it makes them a destination and oh yeah Orlando's a big time destination just because of those and if you like what kind of like if you had whoa how about this if you had a [ __ ] spot where you had it was like an amusement park but it was all horror rides everything was [ __ ] terrifying like they're doing an American Werewolf in London maze at Universal for Halloween which I will be attending every day see that [ __ ] that's going to be fun do it on mushrooms but could you imagine amusement park purely for adults amusement park for adults in trans pen Sylvania that's all horror and then they set up they set up the entire location like they have like [ __ ] like speakers in the woods where you hear like horrible howls in the middle of the night while you're sleeping they scare the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of you to go everywhere you go like people are uh instead of like you know when you go to Disneyland you see dudes
are dressed up like [ __ ] you know Mickey Mouse and Goofy and you go by Goofy's Kitchen and Goofy wave you instead of that you have dudes made up in like full hard outfits like Terri love just sprinting out of nowhere just out of nowhere they dive in front of you and then take off into the the bushes they don't they don't [ __ ] with people they don't hit them but they scare the [ __ ] out of I guess when you're going there though you'd have to sign so much [ __ ] to say you're not going to punch anyone if someone jumps out of you I think this is like a camp where you go camping and but it's a horror Camp oh great sounds like a recipe for murder it's probably really annoy well if you were like a crazy [ __ ] and wanted to kill people like Jason style wouldn't you want to do it at this camp like that seems so appropriate yeah thing in in the UK now where they have kind of these zombie tour things or whatever and like it'll be in an old Shopping Center or something and you'll pay to go and be part of it and it will be all actors kind of just jumping out and chasing you as zombies and you'll be yeah living out the zombie apocalypse but again all of that just feels how many of those actors get punched in the face or or someone just reacting in panic and hurting people what they really need to do is make real zombies I mean like have an artificial real zombie have like what you do is you make like I'm making aist fake person that's not really a person it's not a person it's dead you show it's got a shriveled up brain but it can move and it comes at you like it's going to bite you and you have a sword and there's like hundreds of them and it's like a new amusement park and this is when bioengineering gets to like a really high level like you know it's been said a million times but the phone the processor that you have in your phone was far greater it's far greater than the processes to put people on the [ __ ] moon right okay so imagine what kind of Technology they're having today they're starting to develop all these artificial cells they artificial skin they're going to De develop artificial body parts it's going to get to a point where about thousand years from now you're going to be able to make zombies and no everyone's going to know it doesn't have a soul you can
just chop this [ __ ] her up I'd be carrying as a zombie donor card to say that when I die definitely I want just turn me into a zombie but I'm saying AR my family to have like free access to it people are never going to allow that see that's that's a difference what you're talking about is an actual person that becomes a zombie what I'm talking about is a constructed artificial person that never had the potential to be an actual person it's made entirely in a factory there has no soul whatsoever but it's made out of an artificial flesh with bones it moves at you and trying to bite you what do you do you [ __ ] sword fight this [ __ ] on the notebook of people who are working on making clones and [ __ ] how far down do you think clone artificial zombies is surely they're first going to be a lot of my ideas especially my more poorly thought out ones a lot of them require like some sort of a demise of civilization for them to be valid and this is one of them we would have to have some serious casualties we'd have to devalue life in a way where like to I like as as as the answer though when people are against cloning and the the dangers of it and they're not a real person and the risks of playing God it's like well no we they're zombies we're only going to make them we're not going to have them thinking and acting we just cloning's all right as long as we're making brain dead zombies essentially well if we really just decided to start cloning people that would be that would be a huge issue could you imagine if people just decided that they wanted to make more screw Beast Pips yeah what if they got a hold of your DNA and they made made a bunch of them and you didn't even realize they did that until they were like 15 or 16 then you meet them and you're an older man and you're meeting yourself at 15 there's like 20 of you and you're like what the [ __ ] I'm not even responsible for my own self growing up and they're com in there to to to wipe you out they're using your name they can be one using they're all Joe Rogan a ton of Joe Rog House of Cosby they all look exactly like you they all have your fingerprint is that what the real Rick Ross and Rick Ross thing actually is is it a clone thing no they don't look alike at all the real Rick Ross actually quite lean God damn
it the the fake Rick Ross is the one if if if cloning came about and you had the choice of doing it yourself would that be of any why would I want to clone myself I don't see how I'd benefit from that it just be me I don't get it if it came about surely you wouldd have the rights to your own DNA like surely that' be a key thing rather than me finding out and bumping into a scrip it' have to be I would have but you would find out that when you signed your terms of use when you got your iPhone that you gave up right to clone yourself and that they own you so every time you like use your phone a little bit of your DNA gets in from your ear wax gets into the speaker then you turn them in and then they just make copies of you it'll be some scam that they expose on CNN or something they're making iPhones they're taking iPhones then using as DNA collectors yeah they're making copies of screw's pip God damn it well I think we're going to wonder at one point in time we're going to wonder what is an acceptable way to consider how to engineer um our civilization both like as our society like how we have how we govern ourselves how we have laws how we distribute money and then also like how we breed like there's going to come a point in time when people become like super super intelligent and far removed from this weird sort of aplike situation we find ourselves in today and if they get to that point one day they' be like look how much should we be investing our intellectual time into actively breeding people the way we do every other animal that we have under our control I mean the way we breed cows the way we breed dogs we should we just keep doing this whole thing on love or should we just love everybody and breed according to the best way possible to enhance the human race is that but surely that would in turn just involve cutting down breeding hugely cuz surely the biggest problem of the human race is that there's far too many of us to fit on this that's true plan with that Boiling Pot of having far too many of us it's like it sort of highlights the reason why that would be a terrible idea because there's so many variables that make Society awesome and all of them come from completely different realities like the variable of the computer geek
is a very different reality than the variable of a pro football player which is a and all these variables like in in biological variables too like as far as like the way your body works might lead you in One Direction another like lead your desires and that's what makes this whole world so [ __ ] cool and crazy in the first place so could you imagine if we got so far Advanced that we decided to start genetically the end goal straight away rather than everything that can influence and and yeah and in doing so we lost all art yeah we lost all of it because it's not functional and well because everybody's perfect everyone's perfect no one has any emotions everyone's rational and logical there's no more art it's over we're super Advanced no art and art and no strippers killer Well we'd have robot strippers and then we slowly start to evolve and people enjoyed robot strippers more than they invol involved uh enjoyed meditation classes memory injection though they're not real you just have like a Netflix of like Memories like oh I just [ __ ] that stripper you know what I me well I think there's definitely going to be a time where you're going to be able to download Memories I think that's I think that is without a doubt what we're seeing with these Google Glasses what you're seeing is the like you could take photos with Google Glass right you can look at things you can take photos well if you can look at things and take photos what are you doing when you're taking a photo you're capturing time you're capturing a moment it's just not the best version of it but it's way better than a painting and that's how they used to capture time everything that's here now pulling it into exactly exactly but it's very two-dimensional it's right in front of you well it'll eventually become threedimensional and then one day it will be immersive one day you'll be able to record and not just record a single image like where this is the baby steps one day you know this is like when people started first started to figure out fire you know and that what what that led to is the combustion engine I mean think about that all the way up to plane travel it was figure out fire all that other [ __ ] comes up after it what we're seeing now by being able to take a photograph with
the glasses we're capturing time in a very rudimentary way but really for us amazing well one day we're going to be able to capture everything about it the way your seat feels the way your hands are sweaty the way your beard itches way your clothes fit you're going to be in that life so you'll be able to take someone's memory and just run whatever it is you know an hour program a 2hour program you know people be able to upload their sexual exploits you I mean that's going to be legit we should remove the point of needing a memory as such cuz if you can just access it all if you know I mean it it kill our ability to actually remember stuff cuz you don't need to anymore the same as how Google already and now there there's so much that you don't need to learn taking cuz you can really quickly see who was in that film and who what else he was in there's that kind of instant thing so yeah absolutely I think the first thing that's going to happen is there there's going to be a search of your memory starting from a certain period of time where you're going to be able to access uh like what you had said in the past or did in the past and it's going to be more searchable like to the point where I could go what did I say last night around 10:00 you said at 10:01 blah blah blah while standing at this location and you know what I mean like it's right right right yeah you're going to have Google for yourself and that's you'll be able to ask it yeah what you did and be able to pull it up it's going to ruin the fun of arguments though right when you can accurately when you can accurately say no here's what you actually said this isn't rather than no no no no I didn't say I never said that I meant what I said was it's no let's where were you last night that's the next logical progression right because it's Google's already ruined the bullshitters argument when people [ __ ] about stuff you go wait a minute let me Google that [ __ ] that's not true like how many of those conversations have happened since Google where those guys would have been insufferable [ __ ] forever completely it's weird I always enjoyed in in in football or soccer um as as you guys insist on calling it um we don't insist on calling anything we wish it would go away the B pop we wish these white
people in America would start pretending they like soccer to be to appear more interesting hipsters [ __ ] off for years they were pushing for goal line technology and all this to see if a goal definitely happened and the main guy in charge his argument for not having it was one of the best things about this sport is arguing over that [ __ ] and I love that I love that as a kind of that's I was like that's the best logical reason I've heard that it's better not knowing exactly like it's a referee's decision and then the next day you're like that clearly went over the line This is y that's great that's part of sport that that's a big thing in baseball it's so boring but they love to argue when someone's safe or out and they'll [ __ ] play that foot touching that bag a 100 times and the guy catching the ball and the foot touching the bag and the guy they'll play that [ __ ] over over and over again that's a terrible call by the referee I disagree from my point of view I think it was the right call technology is just saying no here's the answer that's that was out exactly takes all the fun out of it it takes a little bit of the fun out of it especially goofy Sports goofy Sports you know it's just like it's a it's a strange thing our obsession with with scoring you know I mean it's really kind of we have a built-in need for war and a built-in need to conquer and a built-in need to form tribes go on after other tribes we figured out a way to do it peaceably through sport you know through organized highlevel athletic competitions we have our team takes on your team and if we win we drink and we run to the streets woohoo do you think there's then an intentional thing in sports like I mean in MMA everyone talks about is the 10-point m system the right system that do you think there's an active thing of well yeah cuz everyone's having this discussion and talking about it and engaging about this fight M rather than oh you know it' be best if we actually knew who won and who the problem with that is sometimes the scoring system is so bad and so ineffective that it leaves everyone feeling like they get robbed yeah and you see I think it's a I think the scoring system works it's just you need better understanding from the
judges and from the from all of that I think again almost any system if it's clear enough and the people understand it then I I agree with you in some ways but I um I also think that it's just not a comprehensive enough um system to have 10 points yeah because MMA is not one sport see if it's boxing the thing about boxing is did this guy use his hands better or did that guy use his hands better yeah this guy did well then then he wins look we got he scored 100 you know punches he five you know of them were this and 10 were that and 30 were and you you you go over these these statistics and it's kind of clear who won who got the round it's not hard to figure out but when you start factoring in things like takedowns and then things like leg kicks and things like submission attempts and you have to quantify what's more important whether it's the strike or the Tak down what's more important is it more important this guy landed five punches or is more important that that guy took the other guy down and held on to him and did nothing and different people are going to have different opinions it's very subjective and when you you're dealing with something like a 10-point system one guy's going to get 10 one guy's going to get nine like it's very screwy it's you need more you need you need like a scoring for gra right SC yeah all the way across each one yeah there should be like a score for everything that happens in the round and there should be like 10 n for each event like if they were standing up 109 Jon Jones controlled the stand up but then Jon got it to the ground and it was 106 because he almost submitted him beat the [ __ ] out of him controlled him you know when it came to take down defense you know this guy got that you know and you could have it like that and then count up the score but then that' be tough if they're on the ground for a small amount amount of time but that time they were on the ground this guy scored that guy right then if they've got 10 six for that that was like that was seconds if a guy no because if a guy goes to the ground and it's only for a few seconds it's not going to mean anything right you have to have a submission attempt for it to mean something so if you the guy just went to the ground they got back up it' probably
be a 9 N if the guy takes you down and get back up and you get immediately back up it maybe not be even but it's pretty close to even I just think that if a judge is properly educated on it then they'll be able to come closer and take all that into account and know that yeah that Tak down there were three takedowns but he didn't do anything while he was down or they got up straight away and I think if yeah if there's a greater education on the on the judges that'd be out to work that system I wish I was englisher so I could say straight away and uh say it like normal and proper and that's a proper fight um no you're right but I just think there's not enough uh Vari um or I think there's too many variables rather and not enough accounting for those variables in the the current scoring system why is it that they bring um herban and all these great uh ARS into each of these places yet it tends to be the judges a more a local thing and local why couldn't they have the same they with the judges a kind of elite here's the 10 best judges who are specialist MMA not doing a boxing one weekend and kickboxing or wrestling a weekend only do MMA and therefore be more well that's the local athletic commissions have the say on who gets the referee who gets the judge and uh this it's an issue that we deal with when we fight when we have uh events in uh certain places that don't have a lot of high level fights and so you have local judges that were appointed by the commissions and they're on television and they're doing a terrible [ __ ] job and they do things like they get too involved they're they have two big egos so they like get in the way of the action they tell guys to fight and the guys are fighting they they become a distraction instead of enforcing the rules but that's seems to happen a lot less like it seems to be they'll bring they'll tend to choose the bigger refs for big for big events it's critical if you have a big fight you want an eve LaVine you want Herb Dean you know you want Josh Rosenthal before he went to jail yeah you want Big John McCarthy you want somebody who's not going to [ __ ] up you know Godard in the UK I did his his course on on his seminar on refereeing and and judging and I think he's just yeah Mark's great he's got such a good
similar to herb in the kind of the calmness in the cage of knowing that yeah yeah there's a lot of good guys now control it's a hard gig it's a very hard gig it's very difficult to make the right decision and you have to be on top of the action you can't let someone get hurt but you also can't stop a fight too soon and you have to be very knowledgeable there's a there's a lot going on there you know there's uh it's it's a very very stressful position that doesn't get a lot of reward like people don't appreciate when they're really good but they get very upset if they're bad and it's easy it's an easy job for everyone that isn't doing it to do it's easy to sit there and go ah there you go that's completely wrong but that's that's that's absolutely true it's um you know but that's true with a lot of things you know watching it from the outside it looks like it would be easy but doing that is way harder than what I do what I do is tricky but it's not nearly as as hard as being a referee I think that's way hard those guys people get mad at them man they stop fights too soon dudes push them get guys [ __ ] scream at them you know like and they have to be able to control [ __ ] too you know yeah like when when things are going down and you know if guys won't get off of each other and they won't stop hitting each other that's why I get nervous when I see female referees and big men like I was to say do you think experience in the cage is key for a referee cuz again I always feel the people like the people that have actually fought or trained on on judging all referee and surely that would benefit your ability to know when someone's needs helping or needs protecting rather than yeah having not experienced it and kind of being outside on it I think that's a good point yeah I think Mo most definitely having some High Level Training most definitely understanding where when a guy's in a bad position like when a guy's neck is about to get hurt when a guy's arm is about to snap you know like when Herb Dean stopped the Tim Sy versus um Frank Frank broke his arm and Herb jumped in and stopped he heard the snap and he stepped in and and stopped the action didn't know wouldn't wasn't tapping yeah he wasn't tapping and he was still
trying to keep fighting he knew something wrong with his arm but he didn't know exactly what it was I mean that's because herb has grappled he's fought MMA he's a very high level martial artist himself so he knew there was a bad situation but like say if that was like someone who had never trained and maybe was out of shape and just didn't recognize it that guy arm could have got [ __ ] up really badly cuz if Frank kept yanking on it and he would have kept yanking on it he wasn't going to let that [ __ ] thing go he could have torn through his skin it could have been a compound fracture it could have been really really really ugly yeah and uh well I guess it is a compound fracture when they both break but but when they puncture through the skin that's another level of severity because you have to worry about infections and it's like it's super dangerous and that could easily happen if you get the wrong guy who who's ref in a fight tough job very Leon Roberts is another UK guy's very good yeah he's great he's excellent there's a lot of good guys that are doing it now there's a lot of good guys it's a um there's a large group of people that sort of grew up being MMA fans and got involved in smaller shows and you know became like a trusted referee but you know the gold standards always like John McCarthy Herb Dean those the gold standard and Rosenthal was great too man unfortunately he went to jail yeah for that weed son slanging that weed up in Northern California apparently had some some pistolas he's not supposed to have yeah they had to penalize it's no good robbed of a good yeah it sucked cuz he's a cool dude yeah he's a cool dude too I mean I hope when he gets out of jail they recognize it wasn't a violent crime and they yeah they reinstate him but you know dude's in jail for like over a year for weed but you know I don't know what you're I guess it's like if you if you're selling medical marijuana it's legal statewise but it's not legal federally so I don't know I guess you could still get busted for it federally but he wasn't even doing that he was just slinging weed yeah there was no federal involved it was like just getting paid selling plants which I support 100% yeah I'm tired I it's so stupid it's it's just
it's unbelievably stupid that it's possible to lock someone in a cage for selling plants in 2010 it's dumb as [ __ ] I don't care if it's written on piece of paper it's dumb as [ __ ] selling plants to people who want them plants and grownups and adults and should he have guns on them no probably shouldn't have illegal guns on them that I agree I mean that part's harder to argue AR against I'm not arguing that part the guns not so much but yeah now I get that it's crazy yeah it's just so sad and one day they're going to look back and they're going to they're going to realize how unbelievably stupid we were when it came to our drug policies unbelievably stupid like we took the most beneficial the least harmful ones and we made them the most illegal and put people in jail for the longest amount of time for those it's the perception of it as as well I always remember when I was younger and I I was smoking a lot of weed and doing a lot of of acid and and [ __ ] like that and reading Good Times yeah good time and reading timre L's thing of of when he was saying how the way society looks at drugs is legal or not legal mhm when like his argument was it should be treated like a car that you have to like if want to buy acid you pass a test you get your license you basically prove that you're intelligent and of sound mind enough to enjoy this and then you go and buy it not like not because because the one drug we've got in alcohol it's just you pay money and that's that right anyone can have it it's kind of yeah I love that the first time I read that of the small mindedness of the way we approach it when there's millions of ways to approach the legalization of every drug well it's also very strange when we arbitrate decide that one drug regardless of its impact on people's health and well-being and crimes committed under the influence of it which is like one of the most devastating ones alcohol and we make that our primary drug and we just decide the one but sad drug I'm behind that one if you're going to do that if you you're you're dealing with a sophisticated intelligent civilization like the UK like the United States of America like the Western World in the year 20 4 you're dealing with people that have un just previously impossible levels of access to information yeah it's
unparalleled access to information it's never in human history and yet in the face of this in the face of this overwhelming evidence you're choosing to put people in cages for for plants like that that's unconscionable it's it's it's it's it's intolerable because we've known it for so long that it's just acceptable it's the same as we were saying earlier with religion of how ludicrous it is but because it's been there for so long it's accepted it's exactly the same with that it's but I think it's changing you stri it down and started it again if that if that didn't happen and some a politician came in and said what we're going to do is we're going to put humans and cages and people that go absolutely mental that didn't already exist if that was a new thing they'd be like [ __ ] you talking about [ __ ] you talking about you not putting people in cages for plants that guy yeah he's violated drug policy number 6529 zero he has more than one gram of marijuana on him for personal consumption get in that [ __ ] cage Hipp be yeah it's crazy didn't they just change it in Brooklyn didn't they just make Brooklyn uh make weed legal in Brooklyn uh medical I think yes New York think so man Medical in New York but I think they just they made Edibles legal really where in New York in New York Edibles are legal in New York marijuana in New York hm that's nice I like hearing that [ __ ] Florida was the opposite that everyone told me like you know it's so bad if they find a seed in your car they will get you yeah they'll [ __ ] with you in Florida dude they only want cocaine yeah yeah it's a medical marijuana state as of July 5th of 2014 so you can get medical weed in New York good Jesus Christ how is this 2014 it's happened especially the medical which is by the way a trojan horse but especially the medical because the medical is it's you can't argue against it people have interocular pressure from glaucoma it cures them it helps relieve pain it helps uh regain the appetite of people that are suffering from AIDS and on chemotherapy it's like there's so many benefits it's impossible to argue medically how long do you think it will be before it just spreads over the country cuz it seems to it work like everywhere it's gone right it's worked
and it's good for the economy the best [ __ ] is when we get the people in Iowa high that's what that's going to make the world a way better place all those tense dudes are out there deer hunting get those guys High everybody needs just just get a it's a perspective enhancing moment that's what's going on here folks it does do I mean that everybody needs to get high no I don't really mean that everyone needs to get high you don't if you're a happy person the way you are keep on keeping on son but the idea that people can't benefit from something that people have clearly benefited from not just benefited from have but have stated over and over again that they've benefited from it you don't hear that about a lot of other drugs this is a great drug yeah you know and there's a lot I mean I benefit from several different drugs but like caffeine I benefit from caffeine you know we don't like to think of it as a drug but that's a drug it's an absolute drug and and I like it I love coffee marijuana is a very beneficial drug there's a lot of great aspects to it can it be abused of course everything can be abused every single thing food can be abused but as grown-ups that should be a choice that you can make right it's just about being a disciplined growner I mean I stopped smoking like or stop I haven't had had any Maron in like over 10 years now but it just wasn't it it wasn't working out for me personally but that doesn't mean again it's not I'm still very Pro as as as I think everyone should try or it's positive to try all these things yeah and the idea that everyone is going to respond exactly the same way to Any Given substance whether it's aspirin or marijuana I mean there's a reason why some people are allergic to some things and other people enjoy like shrimp some people eat shrimp and they'll get sick as [ __ ] I love shrimp it's delicious make D they have to make it illegal mean there's a good percentage of the population that's allergic to shellfish it's a fairly common allergy and if they had chosen the same sort of ideas that they have on like marijuana addiction this is one that they love to throw around marijuana addiction I would like to put marijuana addiction next to shellfish allergy and see which one is more common cuz I bet shellfish allergy
is way more [ __ ] common than marijuana and so the idea of making it illegal because one tiny percentage of the population gets physically addicted to it well I don't know what's going on their body they might be physically addicted but for me I know I can stop and not have weed for weeks and I don't feel any physical pain nothing I've taken two weeks off and had nothing not felt a thing not not an urge not a just living life there's no want there's no itch that you can't scratch yeah it's it's weird that we have these arbitrary decisions that get made a long time ago and that they stick just cuz someone wrote them somewhere we're so goofy protecting against addictive personalities I guess or or or physical addiction but people have that for anything did you see the New York Times said that you know they did a New York Times editorial saying that marijuana should be decriminalized oh really Nationwide and the government had a response to the New York Times that was so goofy and it included all this [ __ ] about children about the affecting the brains of children like no one's saying give pot to [ __ ] children did you even listen they didn't even read the editorial the editorial is about adults informed adults should be allowed to smoke marijuana and the government's thing like response was all about kids it's like you goofy fake babysitters you don't give a [ __ ] about kids you guys aren't in the hood you guys aren't in the hood saving babies [ __ ] off [ __ ] off you're not you're not looking after kids it's not hurting kids stop it no one's saying kids should go get high Jesus Christ it's ridiculous goofy [ __ ] but that's the kind of people that are responsible that's the kind of people that are responsible for our laws but who's saving the kids from shellfish who's who's who's out there fighting that battle they trve saving kids peanuts are a big one man nut free schools like the schools my go my daughter goes to my go daughter goes to a nut fre school why do they still have nuts on airplanes like I they still do it why wouldn't they just switch to cheit or something like why is it nuts anyways it's good question nuts and FES there's tons of things like that though like the realization making me want nuts I can't remember but boy a comedian was
talking about how how how come when epilepsy came about and we didn't go all right we don't need strobe lights then strobe lights aren't the ne oh that could kill you send you into a fit let's get rid of them that's fine we don't need they're not it's like no we need we need to party my friend job his wife would black out she would see like one of those GI online ah just put him somewhere else just I thought he was [ __ ] around do you remember that guy Jim from The Message Board he um he put some uh some warning up like saying like hey you guys take down these [ __ ] strobes and then of course everybody changed their Avatar to a strobe like [ __ ] off did maybe just shut off avatars instead of killing the party cuz if you like you know didn't know that you were going to see something and if you saw it it would black you out you'd have to be like really careful about your viewing habits you know there we go don't do that you make people die you shouldn't do that man that's rude as [ __ ] that's that's going to bring the aliens back if you do that yeah right they're going to come back and L it's a secret signal yeah there was some radio signals they just found in the Galaxy recently fascinating new radio signals found in the galaxy and people are speculating as to whether or not it's uh aliens what does it sound like does it sound like static or is it I don't think it's like a sound I think it's like a signal radio waves emitted from nearby Galaxy wow yeah it's interesting [ __ ] man July 10th mysterious signal from a g galxy Far Far Away brief pulse detected by the aoso telescope appears to come from far beyond our galaxy could be caused by evaporating black holes or mergers of neutron stars or aliens could be aliens could it be aliens yes there's a chance they could be trying to reach us it could be a chance did you see that video that somebody shared it to me on Twitter where they can take sound waves off video of like a plant and like map it out and it will recreate what the sound was when that video is recorded yeah well they can use a Doritos bag yeah Doritos bag you you saw that video that was nuts incredible so if you're in a room and say like you're talking and you have like a Doritos bag there like a light piece of paper they
can focus on that and this the impact of your voice on that Doritos bag they can detect what you were saying they can detect the sounds what damn see if I can find that video that was that is the mind blower of the week's mind blowers and we were getting excited about cameras earlier and [ __ ] inside yeah I mean how much smarter are those people than me they're so much smarter like that's not even a human like anybody that can figure that out like when when I think about my potential for figuring things out and their potential for figuring things out like you know the tools that they have the the the the steps that they are ahead could live a hundred lives and never even catch up to where they are never even get close it's amazing like when people want to pretend that all people are created equal why don't you pay attention there's some [ __ ] out there that are getting sound off Doritos bags and guess what [ __ ] they're smarter than you they're just their brains work better here we go the results of this video are the best experience through headphones when sound hits an object it causes that object to vibrate the motion of this vibration creates a subtle visual signal that's usually invisible visible to the naked eye in our work we show how using only a video of the object and a suitable processing algorithm we can extract these minute vibrations and partially recover the sounds that produced them letting us turn everyday visible objects into visual microphones it's crazy [ __ ] in the silent high-speed video shown here on the left we see the leaves of a potted plant shown on the right the video was recorded while a nearby loudspeaker played the notes to Mary Had a Little Lamb oh my God so now what what they're going to do they record it with a sound and they're going to play it back using even when we play the video in slow motion here the vibrations caused by the music are so subtle that they move the plant's leaves by less than a hundredth of a pixel making the plant appear still to the naked eye but by combining and filtering all the tiny motion happening across the image that you see we are able to recover this sound oh my God crazy so in the future we're going to be
able to take old video and find out what we're really talking about or JFK or something oh my God oh my God that's ins our we recovered live Human speech from high-speed video of a bag of chips lying on the ground but to make things a little more challenging this time we put the camera outside behind a soundproof window this is what a cell phone was able to record from inside next to the bag of chips Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow and everywhere that Mary went that lamb was sure to go and this is what we were able to recover from high-speed video filmed from outside behind soundproof glass everywhere that that's haunting oh my God ridiculous right that's amazing so what that's going to happen is we're going to be able to take old home movies especially like the 8 millimeter kind that's like no sound that used to have in the 70s we're going to be able to eventually probably take that and F actually recreate the sound of everything that was going on how could that be possible as long as no but it's not filmed at the same resolution well as as an example they're going to show it now at a very lower resolution at this part of the video and that this is early on so I think in the future they're going to be able to get it to the point of being able to do that because here's what they can do with just a typical camera uh right like a laptop yeah yeah here I'll which can record thousands of in most consumer cameras we can sometimes actually recover sound at frequencies several times higher than the frame rate of our video letting us recover audio from video captured on regular consumer cameras here we see a 60 frames per second video of a bag of candy captured on a regular consumer DSLR while our Mary Had a Little Lamb music played through a nearby loudspeaker they love this tune yeah right and 60 frames is like half the speed that like the iPhone can do wow that's in [ __ ] insane man this is so strange by using a variation of our technique on the rows of the recorded video we're able to recover this audio which includes
frequencies more than five times higher than the frame rate of our camera so yeah wow expect new crazy ghosts in the future from the past what a weird weird world we live in man what a weird world that someone conf figure that out out that's someone can try to figure that out in the first place is just insane just the actual thing of having the idea and perception of thinking of that is just yeah yeah that's a real game changer right wow so humbling yeah you know it's like you I really feel when I see something like that that we're in we're very fortunate in the time that we live that we're going to get to see these things yeah that we're a part of this insane moment in history where things are becoming so complicated so quickly so powerful so quickly the the impact of them the impact of people's words just it's it's never been a time like this man the speed of it all is insane like the speed the the chain or the or the speed we went from the invention of the internet which is putting everyone in the world in touch with everyone else and then the speed we went from that to turn it into something that we just look at tits on and tweet people and talk [ __ ] com the the the the speed which we just become comfortable with this amazing piece of technology that we should be using to find out amazing things constantly but 90% of the time we've got so comfortable with it because it's just on your phone now it's not it's not this this great jumping technology that well we take it for granted while it's doing its work yeah and it's doing its work and its work is connecting all of us connecting all of us is I mean we're connected in some really bizarre ways now man that's uh I mean what we're seeing on this the screen we're watching this video that's a fascinating new thing an amazing new thing but it's probably one of like a million new things that are coming out that are going to freak us the [ __ ] out you know all this stuff is essentially magic it's crazy how they they freak us out for like a minute and then it would just be regular and then it's just fine it's going to be anular thing that [ __ ] will be an app on your phone in two years complely it's creating time travel by using it like a weird like old VCR type kind of Technology where we're
going to be recreating everything that's ever happened God so crazy based on tree DNA or something so weird man yeah you're going to be able to like watch an outdoor video and watch the look stare at the trees and listen to the actual voices that the people were saying while they're near those trees well not only that they'll probably be able to like do things digitally to change the resolution of things like probably some sort of an algorithm where they'll like be able to analyze each individual pixel enhance and post the the camera's reaction to the image and change it and enhance it and recreate reality based on some sort of an understanding of the surroundings I love the idea that this technology could come about though but the the the the the foal of it would be they have to be near a plant or a Doritos packet or some kind is like we've had these Great Moments in history but it wasn't next to a plant so [ __ ] we'll never know what where would be a safe where would where would a safe place be would it be underwater or would it no wouldn't well would it imagine if they fig out that would be worse imagine if they figured out a way to I'm going watch what I say around Doritos packets from there on though I don't want to in case I'm picked up [ __ ] stay away from Doritos imagine if they figure out a way to recreate old historical videos and actually make them like a part of the Oculus Rift make them like super high resolution calculate them based on all the like say if they took the Kennedy assassination and they calculated it on all known photographs of the area they did a very comprehensive analysis they they in detail every photo of Ken's face ever taken every photo of Jackie O ever taken every inch of one of those crazy limousines that Kennedy was driving in the convertible limousines every inch of it and then they put you in a virtual reality where you're at the scene and you got to watch the zuder film play out like right there like you're there you're looking at zuder holding the camera and you you know you can move around on it I mean this sounds like this you know like that because the sounds from reflections of like yeah they'll figure out a way to they'll yeah you wonder if you'll ever be able to accurately like replay the voices yeah
huh but Recreations of historical events in three dimension in virtual reality is inevitable like I mean if people are making paintings of Nixon they're definitely going to make like a virtual reality scenario where he gets shot at the theater you get to see John wils Booth sneak up behind him and shoot him they're going to have that and pieing it all yeah yeah historical events any known historical events you know I'm I'm writing a a story or song or whatever at the moment about a guy that gets a chance meet some kind of God or whatever but gets told you can have one truth and you've got to pick everything throughout history like you could pick like to know what happened with JFK or to know if Jesus was real or whatever and just what what would that one I mean in this story he ends up going through all of that and then asking if his girlfriend cheated on him cuz that's the reality that's the reality that's the truth that you'd ask and need to know but what what the [ __ ] would you it's weird cuz JFK is one that I always come to and I'm not American I've got no I think it's just because it's such a conspiracy theory that I want to know the actual truth yeah [ __ ] amazing I think the the actual truth would be interesting but I'm pretty convinced of a conspiracy when it came to JFK I've I've seen the evidence that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and one of the things that I don't find compelling is that there was obviously some the Warren Commission had a predetermined be a predetermined conclusion that they wanted to reach yeah and that was that there was a lone gunman and they wanted to reach it so badly that they ignored evidence to the contrary and even concocted crazy stories like the magic bullet theory yeah yeah yeah they only did that because they had to account for a bullet that hit a underpass and ricocheted so they had to account they had to make all these wounds come out of one bullet because they know there was only three shots from goel this was the only reason why they did it is to wrap up there it wasn't like a scientific analysis like they looked at it all it was done by Orin hatch he's a he's was it Orin hatch I think it was single bullet the I want to say it was him it was one of those [ __ ] weirdos from um the um the the uh remember when um Anita
Hill and Clarence Thomas and there was uh do you know who anth Hill is in clar Clarence Thomas is Supreme Court Justice who uh when they were trying to uh appoint him there was this crazy story that came out like he uh told this woman inah Hill this really sexy black chick he told her that uh there's a pubic hair in her Coke remember that did did did you ever find out Coke like the like sales went up during that time or was like Pepsi sales I bet that'd be fascinating I wonder right you know pubic hair makes me want to buy Pepsi arand Spectre sorry that's who he was it wasn't Orin hatch it was arand Spectre but I think uh Orin hatch was involved in as well but Arin Arin Spector was just like this known creeper he's just uh he was just one of those guys that had been around he was a Democrat switched to a republican then switched back to Democrat I mean he was just a Shifty [ __ ] character and he the one who came up with a single bullet theory he was the guy it was his idea how why would you say one bullet just went [ __ ] nutty it's crazy that they would even cons consider trying [ __ ] like that on something that's clearly the biggest case you I mean going to be the most scrutinized thing I think somebody it's equally insane that it's stupid that they can't be equally insane that they would think yeah are that that will do we'll tell the people that but it did work I mean there's people that are argue it today so they were right like if whether or not they were right or not I'm not sure but they were right that people would accept the fact that this one bullet did all that damage to put that there I mean it's so Preposterous in so many different ways and uh I've have conversations with people like you can't deny the actual bullets Dimensions itself the bullet itself was in pristine condition we've you know people hate this conversation because it's been done so many times before but there's also fragments of it that it was left in the body the body of Connelly especially where they weren't accounted for they weren't missing for the bullet they found in the gurny that wasn't bullet that did all that it just wasn't it's not a bullet that shattered bone it just wasn't [ __ ] up enough it just it doesn't make any sense much more likely
since it was found on the gurnie at the hospital that somebody placed it there and to pretend that people wouldn't place it there is preposterous do you find a pristine bullet on a gurnie on governor col's gurn gurnie in the hospital do you assume that someone placed it or do you assume that this is a bullet that went through two people and just happened to wind up on the well either one of those is true or either one those is possible rather you know the to say that you absolutely know that that's the single bullet and this is the reason why no it's it easily could be placed there and if it was placed there your whole theory of one bullet doing that thing well you have no bullet like what's where's the bullet that did all this what does it look like now well it looks I don't something you don't know so because you like finding the bullet was the only reason why people were willing to believe that one bullet did all this damage so they had which is really ridiculous because you would think that would be contrary because like this not it's a bullet that was like shot into a swimming pool or something it doesn't look [ __ ] up at all yeah I don't know man the the the either or thing is a problem as well because everybody wants to say Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone no he didn't it was a conspiracy could be Lee Harvey Oswald was a part of the conspiracy you know that's possible too they could have he could have been their py like he said I was a py but he also could have been involved in it which would account for the the slang of the officer like a police officer was shot and they attributed that to Lee Harvey oswal he might have shot a cop because he was a guilty [ __ ] you know he might have been involved he might have been one of the gunmen there might have been several gunmen they might have just had that guy like set up as a py from the jump because he had a wife that was Russian he was from Russia either way they killed Kennedy I wouldn't I wouldn't go back to see that I would go back to pick that what would you i' go to Roswell yeah I'd want to see if a a UFO crashed or it was just a [ __ ] air balloon hot air balloon ass surely would that one feels to me like it would if if it could potentially have the most disappointing outcome yes all that
you do this and then go oh [ __ ] it was an air balloon I want my to confirm my suspicions and my suspicions are like this is my suspicions when it comes to UFOs this is the big one I think that people are full of [ __ ] I think that there's enough full of [ __ ] people to account for some really good stories about UFOs yeah has anybody ever experienced an actual UFO from another planet it is absolutely possible that's not what I'm saying I'm not discounting if you're the one person out there that actually has a real unique experience with the UFO and you're not crazy I'm not discounting you but what I'm saying is when I look at all the evidence like the Roswell and all these different stories and all these different crash stories people are so full of [ __ ] that it's much more likely knowing the small number of these things that actually get reported you know people say thousands of sightings every year there's 350 million ion people in this country if you only get thousands of sightings every year what are the odds of those people being crackpots 100% yeah it might be 100% if it's not 100 it's 99.9999 too crazy it never happens to a really regular mhm and person we can't we we must account for the number of crazy people that we have that we've we've counted there's a lot of them so if people are just having these episodes where they start telling you about UFO abductions and seeing ships that are invisible and move faster than time like it's also possible they're crazy and full of [ __ ] like that's so I would love to go back and if I went back to Roswell and I found an actual UFO I would [ __ ] change my tune but if I went back to Roswell and I just saw a bunch of people standing around a weather balloon you see it's it's good that your one is isn't going back to it's going back to to disprove something rather than witness this is this is what happened it's like no this didn't happen [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] that's absolute [ __ ] you can't come up me with any of this anymore well I think I would like to be open-minded like look no one would like it more than me if I went back and I actually saw a spaceship from another planet like if you could go to Area 51 and they could take you to the Bob Lazar place where they they have this [ __ ] gigantic hanger and you go
inside and you see an actual alien UFO holy [ __ ] I would love that but it's way more likely to me that you get there and you see a bunch of remote control [ __ ] that the government's been working on and you see like some you know aircraft technology that led to the stealth bomber which they know they built out of there that's more likely what the UFOs are yeah that makes more sense yeah it's back engineering alien technology I don't see a lot of evidence of that that seems that seems like you're discounting human Ingenuity which is obviously [ __ ] amazing yeah like look at this sound thing exactly I was going Sor what we are looking at already is that back in engineered from Aliens who want to see what we're saying yes at distance so I think you you're dealing with a lot of dull-minded people that can't even comprehend the intelligence level of the people that can conceive something like a stealth bomber so they're seeing this these this technology arising they're back engineer they're attributing it to back engineering UFOs when it really could just be people that are so smart so much smarter than them they're not even the same species essentially yeah and they're just super [ __ ] smart and they figured out a gang of [ __ ] yeah that's way more likely yeah right completely so the the the the people who work for the government that have made it are aliens essentially way they're much further advanced than right us that's that's that's the proof of aliens Ste they're not actually tell me he's not an alien yeah and he's an alien what's he's a computer voice right yeah and he he's a has a brain that's connected very Lo ly biologically to some movements that control a computer it's essentially a brain directly interfacing with the computer through fingers tbook alien he's classic alien right there and he warns us about aliens he's warning us about him he's covering his own tracks he's he's so much smar than right in front of us pretending he can't move and waiting and then he'll open up like the thing it'll be a [ __ ] mouth and Cho down someone's head but in a sense petrifying in a sense he's an alien in that he's so he's like he's something that we can't even imagine we can't even imagine what's going on inside of his
mind he's so goddamn smart he's so Advanced that his Concepts and his the levels that he's operating on and thinking on might as well be alien to some guy who works at Crispy Cream and keeps [ __ ] up and doesn't figure out which button to press you know shouldn't say Crispy Cream it's wonderful establishment makes fine Donuts what's the deal with the line for that though they're delicious there's like 30 hard deep in Burbank every time I drive by I'm like one day i' like to try it it's not because they suck well you just do the Burbank one is the [ __ ] dude cuz it's 24 hours a day you need to do is come home from a comedy club some night I've done that coming home from the Ice House stop off get some Crispy Cream K it's like 1 in the morning and there's a line of 30 people gluten free not no glutenfree not [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] you're getting full sugar it's going to go right to your arteries you're going to feel like [ __ ] for hours after you eat it but for the mouth pleasure that you get for those that minute or so where you're eating one of those it's worth it it's worth those hours yeah don't be a [ __ ] you know what do you think is going on with this Ferguson thing because I'm looking at it now like they just uh arrested the Huff Pro reporters the re arresting reporters they're going into McDonald's and going everyone needs to leave like employees why wait a minute why theying you know who to fall is Wesley lry it's w s l e y l o w e r y he writes for I think the Washington Post he's formerly of the Boston Globe in the LA Times hington post reporter arrested in Ferguson yeah it's uh it says uh Ryan J Ryan oh Ryan J Riley rather this is [ __ ] crazy why Ryan J Riley and the Washington post's Wesley Lowry were arrested Wednesday while covering the protest in Fergus in Missouri surrounding the death of unarmed African-American teenager Michael Brown who was shot to death by police by a police officer last week Riley tweeted that around 8:00 p.m. the SWAT officers invaded the McDonald's at which he was working requested information after he took a photo of them Lowry was also working at the fast food restaurant whoa wait a minute how are Huffington Post reporters arrested oh huff post caused the Ferguson status of Riley after tweets
that he had been arrested the person who picked up the phone identified himself as George said couldn't give any information at this time so who got arrested I'm I'm confused here uh reporter for the W uh yes I'm Los Angeles Times Reporter Matt Pierce talked to the police department and this guy used to work for the Boston Globe and looks officers slammed me into a fountain soda machine because I was confused at which door they were asking me to walk out and he's this is a reporter that was waiting to be taken away large black man screaming for help in the back of police truck whoa I'm dying I'm dying please call he screamed yeah I'm still trying to figure out which Huffington Post guy got arrested also Ryan really of Huff Pro assaulted and arrested wow so those guys so who why did it say that they oh I get it I'm sorry they were working on their laptops at McDonald's not they were working for McDonald's right oh wow so they came in while they were working and they asked for their ID and when they took a photo holy [ __ ] like that's like Beyond overstepping bounds there was also a video that someone put up online of some people filming cops and the cop points the gun on them and tells them to get the [ __ ] out of here and they all start screaming it's really crazy [ __ ] like the cops says get the [ __ ] out of here and he just points the gun at them you know it's it's some dark [ __ ] man it's this is all what everyone was terrified of when that um that oper a um or that Occupy Wall Street [ __ ] was going on yeah what they were worried most is that at one point in time the United States there going to have something something that just wakes people up to [ __ ] like this and they actually start rioting you know and that's a terrifying thing for for police it's a terrifying thing for law enforcement for for you know any form of government when you have this this happen these these types of things they build moment you know it gets it gets real scary when people feel like the police is doing them wrong and people they have a there's a battle between people and the police they start shooting rubber bullets at crowds like they're doing here they're just hitting random people in the crowds trying to disperse them
you can't do that man this is this is dangerous [ __ ] this is how people get overthrown here's a picture from it you know the Sha of Iran got overthrown one of the one of the reasons why they they Rose up against him is cuz he was starting to say that they were going to attack people if they were in any sort of formation if more than two or three people were together and they forms any sort of a group they were going to arrest them all shoot them on site the next day there's like two million people there got to be a Breaking Point in all those things of going right we can't yeah yeah well it's just tough cuz there's always going to be a load of smaller breaking points along the way that don't cause the chain but change but cause a lot of bad bad yeah this is con crazy that they feel like that they can just arrest people that are in McDonald's like are you protecting or serving when you're doing that which one yeah what are you doing ridiculous guys are in McDonald's they were reporters and you're allowed to just come in and disturb them because you think to what they took a photo of some crazy [ __ ] that's going down you don't want it being released is this protocol are you following like is this like a is this in your book of what you're supposed to do look they were arrested for not packing their bags quick enough wow wow it's hilarious they can just decide to come into McDonald's and kick everybody else out meanwhile the streets are flooded with people that's so strange man why were they kicking everyone out of McDonald's anyway yeah is that I don't know McDonald's is property I think when when [ __ ] hits the fan when you have a situation like this and people from the police and civilians are fighting it's like things get real hairy and there's a a lot of like huge huge huge mistakes that get made and there's a lot of stress and a lot of pressure and it's going to be real tough to calm this [ __ ] thing down and it just can spread so much more now because of Twitter and because of everything else it becomes this everyone knows about it which yeah fires it all out more right most of the time you live in England right yeah and in England the cops don't have guns right no so is there ever any this kind of rioting I mean there still has been yeah there's
um a regular a regular police don't have guns but there are obviously like different units or higher up things where it can be the case and yeah yeah there has been like it was a couple of years ago there was a big one where a kid was shot because they thought he was an armed like armed police had been called out for an incident and the guy wasn't armed and it caused riots for days and days kind of in London but similar type of situation it's just not as as regular and not as it's far rarer because yeah it's not any policeman not a policeman in McDonald's or wherever else not everyone has got yeah is weaponized that's a weird thing how does the police deal like like if how often is violent crime with guns take place how often is that in England it's not that regularly it's it's it's there is that again as everywhere there are guns there are knives like there is crime going on but yeah it's nowhere near as as regular a thing I'd say even proportionately obviously there's millions and millions more people in the US but I'd still say percentage wise it's far more regular yeah and every now and then there's like some sort of a like that Lee Murray situation where they had that crazy bank robbery yeah that that was [ __ ] nuts man I mean they had full armor on and masks and you know ski ma ski goggles on and [ __ ] you couldn't see their faces and it's weird cuz stuff like that wasn't they that wasn't that bigger news story it was it wasn't no it was the biggest bank robbery in all of England right again yeah but it wasn't it it it wasn't as again like as big as as the riots over a kid getting shot or just I don't know bank robberies aren't as hot a topic these days are they I don't know it's weird I think it's way harder to rob a bank I don't I don't think that happens all that often and the Lee Murray one was one of the biggest ones ever yeah I mean him and his alleged Compadres I mean they heisted some insane amount money right it hundreds of millions of dollars crazy amounts yeah that guy's a crazy story huh yeah how much of a folk hero is he in England not that generally not that much or again I I heard about it more because of of I heard about that whole story more because of who he is and because of his fighting and everything because it makes
martial arts yeah H so the other people were involed that's how I became aware of it and again I can't say I guess other people may have been more aware for some reason but yeah that's the main that's how I heard about the story more because of MMA yeah he doesn't even seem like a real person like guy who fought as a high level MMA fighter got stabbed like seven times then then W up being involved one of the biggest bank robberies ever he's story isn't he yeah and goes away to Morocco and he's in prison in Morocco and just running [ __ ] over there yeah he's living over there for a while and then eventually got arrested where is he now in jail is he jail the UK I think so wow he's he's got a Crazy Life man someone's going to take that guy's life and turn into is like the most insane guy Richie movie ever yeah you know him narrating it it's got to be the easiest I want to write cuz it's all just there it's just literally tell your stories England has a lot of violence but like fistic cuffs yeah that's that's something that I found like shocking when I was there how often you see guys duking it out in the street it's it's a weird one I'm a I'm I'm a mil fan which is a football team over there and we're known for having a lot of hooligans and violence of rioting they're known as as as the worst of the lot coming but again it's all my opinion is that's not exclusive to football really in the UK If if you're on a generally on a Saturday night if you're in a busy town center you're going to see a fight of some sort it's going to cuz we drink so heavily Doug Stan has a great bit about it how in England they just fight about everything where you from over here [ __ ] over there that's exactly right they just it's just it's such a strange thing do you think that I wonder if how much of that is related to the fact that we I mean there's direct descendants when you're in Europe there's no clean break it's not like your family comes over to a new continent forms a you know a new civilization starts fresh no you're you're essentially riding on the momentum of King George you know it's like the same you know like the society moved and progressed a tiny little island but we've got this and used to be a massive Empire yeah you know that's got affect things right our whole
history is is running so much of the world and then we're on this tiny little Island still still claiming that we're the mighty England and but we're just SC scrapping in the streets amongst ourselves isn't it weird how civilizations do that like cultures like rise and fall rise and fall in their influence in their power you know Rome go to Rome [ __ ] there nothing's going on go buy a pizza I mean what are you going to get when you go to Rome you're not going to see any just giant armies again it's it's it's the weird illusion like in Britain our history and our our arrogance in a way 90% of the stuff that we got that was good was from the Romans the Romans came and showed us and and the reason a lot of our society crumbled after the Romans left was cuz we had all these amazing roads and everything but we didn't know how to rebuild them or to maintain them or anything like that so we kind of had this big boom when the Romans came over and then plummeted for ages like oh [ __ ] we've got all this technology and whatnot and we don't really know how to fix it some other guys made it and then they went broken it to go home because they got overthrown and we were there like ah [ __ ] and then years later it's then turned into a great history and a great advances in technology and yeah it comes in waves right yeah like guys figure it out and then something happens then the new people have to reinvent and yeah that's it's just such a fascinating thing such a fascinating thing when you go to Europe and you see how old everything is yeah it really puts into perspective because uh when I was a kid I lived in Boston and uh there was a cemetery uh near uh the commons and uh it's like one of the oldest cemeteries in the country and you like see like a headstone from like 1700s or 1600s that's a big deal yeah but in comparison to the you know European history like they they have that big big uh White Horse that's on the side of a hill yeah yeah yeah nobody even [ __ ] knows where it came from nobody has a goddamn clue stuff like that and just things like Stonehenge and all that kind of just it's just crazy how old that and again really it's not that impressive it's it's a load of slabs it's some [ __ ] but it's the fact that this is yeah that's so old no one
really knows what yeah and they like debate the purpose of like they find roads these crazy Stone roads like okay what the [ __ ] was going on here no one knows everyone forgot it's all just gone whole civilization comes and goes and it's a beautiful thing though man it's it's an amazing amazing thing to discover the remnants of the past and try to piece together what happened and then really try to put it into perspective what has happened that brought us to 2014 all the different lives that had to be lived all the events that had to take place and all the different things that we're trying to still piece together today and try to figure out what what was going on what did they believe and why were they worshiping cows and what were they doing on top of this hill and what was this why why they set this up to align it with constellations like what was their belief system they wrote like this what the [ __ ] they he these little squiggly lines what are they saying it's crazy to think of of the level of intelligence that was around Before the Breakthrough was made to record that and to document that so just so much stuff just amazing [ __ ] that probably they all knew what these Stones were for everyone knew what the [ __ ] that was for but that wasn't that wasn't written down anywhere there W instru forget that we spent so much time building this everybody knows everyone knows what the stones do Jesus Stone everybody knows what Stonehenge is for yeah I wonder when the first guy started writing [ __ ] down everybody else was like probably like what the [ __ ] are you doing he's like I wrote a language like I'm not learning your [ __ ] I got my own language my language involves circles it's all about big circles and little circle big circles means I'm really mad little circles mean I'm happy okay big circle little circle you had to get a bunch of people to agree like you had to get a bunch of Scholars like how many generations to it and yeah how many generations did it take to figure that out it's unimaginable then someone's like I'm gonna write it on a cylinder and I'm GNA roll it on Cay you're GNA know what I mean like what and then how [ __ ] up is it and when they then go and find another society that got it completely different like no correlation
at all so not only have you had to figure out this completely new way of communicate and you've got to then interpret their way into yours it's too crazy just the idea of how M how crazy look when when you think about like Columbus in um 1492 sailing off finding the Americas Landing here seeing the native people trying to communicate with them like what that must have been like not even knowing where the [ __ ] you landed you get there and you see some people and they're all brown and [ __ ] and they got feathers on their head like what is going on how do I tell this guy that I'm from Spain like what do I you know what what what is he saying like you had to decipher a language that no one even knew existed and there's a gang of them you got the Lakota people who speak one way you got the Cherokee that speak another way you got the Apache that have their own way yeah poo and that's only 200 years ago you know 400 500 years ago whatever it was from 1492 to 2012 I mean think about like when they came here the the amount of time between 1492 the less than 600 years 500 plus years to today that's nothing in terms of the world nothing but in that time this one spot with a bunch of people on horses just hanging out just erupted became New York City San Francisco California the last time I was here I can't remember what it was but someone was telling me how long ago it was that La was part of Mexico 1800s it's like yeah yeah not that long I think I I think when okay when was la Mexico I I say sure was I say 1800 than that really I could be wrong I could be remembering it wrong but Brian you dating Mex I was in a Mexican last night but if you uh if you had to ask though if you had a guess when was la Mexico uh 1821 1827 okay when was la uh Mexico when did LA belong to Mexico okay when did did it's the anticipation now I know it's building I'm saying more recently than that Santa bar you pick I don't know I don't want to uh 1769 oh really 1769 I think so hold on a second European exportation period from 1542 to 1769 oh no no no I'm exuse um Mexican period 1821 to 1848 the United States states hood dude continues to the present day 1821 I guessed it date yeah
boom that's amazing you probably do you think maybe you had that in your head like you knew I got a little Mexican juice on me maybe that has no do you think that maybe you saw that somewhere it's a crazy number pick 1821 yeah it is a real incredbly specific yeah it's really specific but you got it but it's also I've seen those t-shirts that's one thing to take into consideration they have a t-shirt that says 1881 to 2014 a lot of people wear it it's got the you know there's like there's birth t-shirt I've seen them like different years but I remember saw it one day I have no idea I've never even it's a good memory though whatever it is you were right I actually didn't even know that Mexican and United States was in the same different tribes of Native Native Americans have lived in the area that is now California for an estimated 13 to 15,000 years holy [ __ ] man holy [ __ ] wow during the uh pre-european uh period there was only uh between 100 and 300,000 Native Americans living in California wow there's no one here that's crazy just empty isn't that weird 300,000 is not empty amazing it's probably amazing I mean look it was probably a hard life living back then but how amazing must it have been to be on Horseback and [ __ ] 300,000 people here well actually pre-european the problem with that is pre-european um I don't think they were on horses at all the the horses came from the Europeans I'm pretty sure yeah they're riding horses like that was one of the things like where Cortez showed up and monuma people were like what the [ __ ] these guys are cuz they were ones and that they were part of the horse yeah fascinating [ __ ] man 1821 that is not that long ago it's not that long ago at all less than 200 years ago this was Mexico no wonder why Mexicans get mad that shit's really recent that's like that's not that many generations either no not at all that's not that many at all there's like great great grandparents who can almost remember that [ __ ] yeah wow I think I saw somewhere the other day that Columbus Ohio now has a bigger population of Mexicans than white people I think is what I'll double check on that but Columbus Ohio and we just like I remember when I lived there just some 10 or 11 years ago it was like I saw
remember seeing the first Mexican I remember like what's that you know and my mom's like that's a Mexican every day I'm hustling every day I'm hustling they figured out a way they just [ __ ] hustled they got all the way up to Columbus like these [ __ ] chubby white people aren't working let's go take their job kick some take some names I'll take five jobs please we're all living in a one-bedroom apartment we're saving money boom next thing you know they're opening up a taco joint best tacos in Columbus dude's not even legal earning it they're taking over it's fine if there's two taco places in town and one of them was a dude that's not even legal I'm going to that guy's place yeah he's bringing over goats and [ __ ] serving some some nasty vicious jalapenos the one place man in La Hoya across the street from the condo what's that place called again U [ __ ] you asked me too fast burritos Bob's burritos Luke Don Luke whatever it is it's so close to Mexico it's just the most authentic the most ridiculously good burritos you'll ever have in your life amazing and it's in San Diego so it's like real close to the actual Mexico you can't play Don Lucas Don Lucas you can't play when you're in San Diego you can't have some shitty Mexican Fu Mexico's right there it's literally on the doorstep yeah it's a weird moment man when you have um you know this incredible Community like La Hoya you know this uh like really rich area yeah beautiful beautiful area and then 20-minute Drive Tiana 20-minute drive like a complete different country you know wrecked with poverty drug violence it's crazy turn around Europe realizing how many countries you can cover in a few hours drive I mean that's insane that you're driving through Germany to France to Holland to Italy all of these are are within a day kind of thing but you're in a completely different country and culture language everything well yeah I mean you guys can go to France and Germany and Hungary like how many different places can you leave in England and get to in one day insane amount insane if you if you're literally driving through or drive yeah there's so many and the how many of them speak different languages
all of them all of them it's crazy they're all like across the board from each other and completely different languages but most of them speak English as well yeah yeah respect when you're doing gigs do you do gigs in all these countries and do English gigs yeah wow it's crazy it was it was crazy because obviously it's it's quite lyric based we assumed when we first started going out there that that they wouldn't really get that side of it but it's crazy how in Europe a lot of people seem to get it more because they read the translations of it and are paying attention more if you know what I mean so if you're hearing it and you speak English you're going to miss tons of it but you're just you're picking up enough where because they're not picking up any they then go and read it a word for word and understand it far more than half the British people who come to our shows and stuff like that oh that's kind of cool because it's all fast so if you if you if you're like oh this is my language then you won't get there's tons of hip-hop songs I don't know half of it but I've listened to it a million times and you just yeah have you ever thought about like doing that as an app releasing it as an app and having all your lyrics as an app all lyrics on there no that could be good that work I mean I've always been adamant of putting it in like in the booklets and and [ __ ] like that I've always been adamant on the packaging always having being good I like physical stuff obviously I'm adapting to digital stuff but I I like to put out a nice a physical product as well with all the lyrics in and then I kind of sit there all kind of snotty on online where people asked me the lyrics it's like well You' bought the CD then you just go and buy the album you'll find that out yeah do you get upset with people bootle your [ __ ] um I get upset that there's no sh shame over it that kills me now that people are openly just tweet again yeah I stole that it's like cool I understand that that happens but don't come to my face and tell me that cuz particularly as I release most of it on my own label now and stuff like that so it's like you're not ripping anyone off other than me um yeah but do you feel like um there's a
balance with people finding out about your stuff cuz someone will take it and download it and then they'll they'll distribute it and then other people find out about then more people come to your shows I think there completely is I think um yeah it's it's all a kind of it's it's all in interwoven but I think people often argue oh I stole I stole your music but I paid to come to see you live it's like yeah and I performed live for you right right right that's what you were paying for that's do you know I mean that doesn't that doesn't cover the it's like a respect thing almost it's just like like if you're going to do it yeah might find you might hear some have some new listeners cuz he told somebody but don't go to your like you say go to your face and do it it's it's such I find it such a weird argument they saying um saying I stole this but I paid for this when the thing you're paying for has its own value anyway it's like saying I'm not going to pay you at work this week but I paid you for the last three weeks so so we're cool so no we're not cool this this is for this this work right right right right I know I do a lot to try and just make it engaging and make people a want to pay on my solo album I released a fake torrent that was all this all the instrumentals but me just talking and just chatting and doing kind of a DVD extras kind of oh the drummer on this track was was Travis Barker and and [ __ ] like that and going through stuff just so that the torrent that was first out there and everyone grabbed it wasn't the album but then it also kind of not in a preachy way kind of said if you're stealing you're stealing it from from me from the artist that you're you're you're into and supporting it's like so yeah and that kind of worked a lot of people say a [ __ ] I got caught I got caught on the fake torent and that's interesting that you know I try I like to try and be yeah try and make things interesting in that way because again if people are going to steal they're going to steal but we get an awful lot of people who say I've not paid for an Al in in ages but I paid for your Al because of yeah the way it's all coming from a personal perspective right because it's from someone directly you release it yeah yeah that's kind of you know there's there's a lot of things
that people don't want to pay for online yeah you know and once they start being able to get things for free they don't they don't want to pay for them it's finding the balance and and The Sweet Spot I've just released my I I did a spoken word show at Eden BR Fringe so it's kind of spoken word but there some standup in there as well kind of thing and it stunned me that the comedy World Louie and yourself and everyone have found that thing of putting out for $5 and being direct to the customer $5 is enough for you to not want to go on a torrent site and hunt it down it seems to be that sweet spot that people will be happy to pay yet the music industry hasn't done that it's a for my Ed Show I've done that and released it in that way and again it seems to be working people are kind of that I think people like you they'll buy it and if they wouldn't buy it they were probably never going to buy it anyway and if they download it you'll get more people downloading it so I don't know how many people have illegally downloaded my [ __ ] but a lot of people have bought it so it's I think it all works out I just think it works out spreads the word but again again I'm it's that I'm completely I think that's the way things go like I started off I think you've got to do a certain amount of free stuff I think that's totally key you you need to be giving away stuff for free and engaging and and building that crowd so that hopefully when you do have stuff for sale yeah people will pay well I think that definitely makes it a better better relationship that if everything you do is just for sale yeah you know I think when you you give people stuff for free you could I mean certainly like a podcast have you ever s thought about doing something like a podcast I'm tempted I've I've I've had a a radio show in the in the UK for the last a year and a half I've just stopped that now for a bit of a break but I'm considering going the podcast route instead yeah why not I mean when you have a radio show the thing about it is you're always going to be working for somebody you're always going to be you know uploading something to someone else's servers and they have to decide whether or not scus is getting crazy this [ __ ] saying some [ __ ] that
I don't agree with we're going to have to remove them from our I mean that's ex exactly that kind of just being your own boss on that is yeah and much like you do with your spoken word stuff you're the creator of this stuff you know You' be the creator of your own podcast too yeah I think [ __ ] I've completely I forgot that ad refr thing I mentioned is $6 on my website but if you went to the code word Rogan it's $5 at the moment so you know I've I've I've seen your adverts I know it works I know how to win people over so uh scrubs. co.uk oh there you go that's UK yeah okay cool well that's awesome man I forgot about that I sorted that before I came in what are you doing over in America right now um I'm working on a new solo album so I'm working on that with a Travis Barker again A Danny L from 9 in Nails friends with Eddie Bravo Yeah Yeah Eddie was over last night seems like a cool guy I've never met him but we've gone back and forth online I've communicated with him a little bit I dude the last time I was over here and again he's [ __ ] he's huge he doesn't need to give anyone any favors I came over and he was just he gave us about two hours in his Studio of just him playing drums for the record was like need anymore and just just we chatted online and he played on a track I done previously but it was all over emails and just the most accommodating and nice guy and it's like you don't have to be this guy you could be a complete dick you could but he's yeah just played for hours and literally as soon as I left I had a message from him saying if you need any more just let me know if you know if you're in town that's so cool great yeah that's amazing yeah he's about as big as it gets when it comes to drummers yeah does that guy have any room for tattoos or is he just like completely filled up he's still seems to be having them all the time but how's that possible he's just tattooing over tattoos yeah he's got no room man so I I like that dude though he does a lot of martial arts training too it does there's a place yeah there place here the way we started talking was was us talking about our UFC events and our picks and that that's kind of how we got to to know each other so yeah yeah he lovesc he's a big MMA fan he's always tweeting about it and stuff that's cool
man so listen we're we're out of time we did three hours can you believe that [ __ ] God damn it flew by it did it did but thank you for first of all thank you for letting us play your music on on the show and thanks for coming on and uh just having a chat it was fun thanks for having me on yeah pleased to be here and what was the the the thing that I wish I could say besides proper uh something with an F wasn't it straight away or straight away something an F you're the worst reporter ever oh I was thinking of fact no that's what you're always thinking of ladies and gentlemen the [ __ ] show is over and we thank you we thank you very very much uh thanks to me unies go to meundies.com you dirty B 7year no change in under wear [ __ ] go to meundies.com Rogan and get 20% off your first order by September 1st that's meundies.com Rogan and thanks also to NatureBox go to NatureBox do we do nature boox well we did nature boox last one so thanks to Nature boox anyway uh if you want a free NatureBox commercial go to naturebox.com Rogan you'll get 50% off your month's first box and thanks also to tting go to rogan.com and save 25 bucks off of any of their new phones uh I'm with this weekend I'm with Ryan sickler and uh Sam tripley at velvet Jones in Santa Barbara powerful Santa Barbara that's awesome spot I love Santa Barbara it's one of my favorite cities all right so uh you can find out that and more on Des squad. TV along with all of Brian's uh products the kitty cat shirts that he creates all himself and all that stuff and uh we'll be back next week a lot of more podcast for you ladies and gentlemen and until then have yourselves a beautiful life big kiss [Music]