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I wish I knew like foreign languages so I could say something like you know Bon but I don't know what that means so I might be saying something stupid hello everybody in English this episode of the podcast brought to you by Squarespace which we were talking about before the podcast even began so we're not bullshitting you we tell you it's awesome powerful Nick Yousef used square space uh Brian's made at least 20 or 30 websites right if you had a guess yeah yeah probably it's super easy to do it used to be a huge pain in the ass if you wanted to get a website unless you were super lucky and knew some guy who was awesome and was easy to deal with like me I found an awesome guy but if you uh my friend Menthol but if if you don't find that you're [ __ ] you you know you got to try to learn coding yourself good luck good luck it's difficult and it's also it used to be really difficult to match things up like for uh one browser it would look great but then you would see it in Safari it would look all wonky or you know it' work good with a Windows but it wouldn't work with a Mac or whatever it was there was always issues with compatibility like iPhone compatibility a lot of times that would be squirely Squarespace they have it set up where your website will work on everything it'll work on an Android phone it'll work on an iPad it'll work on one of those those tablets of Unknown Origin that you uh run various operating systems Amon it just [ __ ] works works awesome you can set up an online store super easy to do just point and click drag and drop they have 24/7 support it's simple easy beautiful designs and it looks completely professional like look at this website he's slapping together a website right now A Nick Yousef website and he can do it like that just I mean it's it comes out like like you hired somebody like you spent a lot of money and you can hang them out quick they just got it wired they figured it out like there's no need to to to go anywhere else anymore you can make your own [ __ ] especially if you even remotely creatively inclined but you were just technologically ignorant you know if if that was the case this is super easy to use uh Squarespace has a logo creator you can create a clean simple logo design for yourself in minutes for a free trial and 10% off
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[ __ ] you're not using how about this how about we work out a really simple way to do it where most people would save money and we just do it by the minute like whatever you use that's what you pay for if you don't use that much you pay less and if you want to save money use your [ __ ] phone less you know like you could really do that and Ting figured out how to do do it and I think that all cell phone companies in the future are probably going to follow that model I think it's going to be one of those things like remember you used to pay for roaming you'd get in your phone and youd drive 20 minutes or you get in your car rather and you you have your phone on you 20 minutes outside of the city you'd be roaming so it' cost you like some ridiculous amount of money where' all that go all that [ __ ] went away it had to go away because companies like tin come along and they come up with a better way to do it and um that's what I feel I think the minute the whole minute thing is going to go away soon cuz I was just thinking I don't how many minutes I um month I use on my cell phone talking yeah I'd barely talk on my phone I could probably use a minute a month bet 10 minutes a month no doubt I bet I I use 10 minutes a month that they charge for data now in the same way they used to charge for minutes yeah minutes are like nothing yeah minutes are nothing anymore I I still don't totally understand why data is expensive it's confusing to me like I get storing it would be expensive and I I boy I don't understand it I mean is it electricity being used I mean what is being used there's bandwidth right but what exactly is bandwidth like this is how stupid I am this is how stupid I am on something that I rely on on a daily basis I don't know jack [ __ ] about how the internet works yeah you're pretty much paying to use computers to transfer data to you so it's it's using computers it's way overpriced than it should be definitely well comp I don't know about all that cuz imagine if you had to reset it up yourself hey you know the the internet they quit everybody quit time to make a new internet yeah how much would it cost how how could you ever come up with 4G on your own H yeah no we we need these [ __ ] I don't know how they're doing it would be smoke signals for me that's
the next step I'm like there's no internet I guess I'm yelling and starting fires yelling louder we should be we should be so happy there are people out there that are way smarter than us to figure that [ __ ] thing out we should be so happy you know yeah we would have never figured out the internet there's some like that that just the evidence that the Internet is real that is one of the best evidences that there are people that are just so far beyond how [ __ ] smart you think smart is it's like remember when you were like five or six years old you had like a lot of times you had like this one kid in the neighborhood that maybe was like a little bit bigger a little bit stronger than the other kids and when you would play with them on the field like You' get like bummed out like you get knocked over and [ __ ] like remember what you thought that was like that was a strong little kid but if you were there right now you'd be like get out of here you little [ __ ] stop knocking in everybody you know you know what I mean it was more scared that he had freckles or something like that yeah you'd be like get out of here you [ __ ] little weirdo don't be mean to me I'm a grown ass man but that's what I feel like like technologically and and just the the mental capacity of a super genius in comparison to me I feel like like if uh I'm that little kid and like if I tried to figure out how the [ __ ] they figured out the internet I'd just be like oh my brain isn't work that good I can't talk to you you're freaking me out man you know if you if you went into one of those dude's offices and they had all those crazy like Goodwill Hunting [ __ ] on the wall and he's doing those equations that [ __ ] nobody understands yeah you know that they'll work on for years you know even the professor didn't like how did you I didn't even know that F yeah remember like in Goodwill Hunting the [ __ ] the the janitor fixes the problem they leave it open so the janitor can work on the problem really yeah what if he just erased it what if he's just crazy yeah he's not why are you a janitor [ __ ] this is a stupid Story You're a Super Genius janitor get the [ __ ] out of here the [ __ ] out of here you're smarter than anybody you can figure out these
equations and nobody else can and you're also beautiful right what are the odds and Charming what are the odds anyway rogan.com go get a phone they're awesome um they have all the best Android phones uh and I said like I said this one I got that's uh waterproof is the Galaxy S5 it's going to make the drought worse the Galaxy S5 is going to make the be texting in the shower for like 2 hours I didn't even think about that people are going to start not worrying about like the pool and [ __ ] yeahh yeah I mean remember when they were dipping phones there was like a company that would dip them like dip your iPhone and then they would send it back to you and essentially be waterproof what that's probably what they did with these they probably just dipped them maybe but did that totally work yeah that's what I'm saying did that work does anybody know if that worked I think for water resistance it has to work it's not just diping it has I mean you could drop your phone in a toilet like all of us have and it's still work you know so the dipping it I mean even if it's 99% accurate it's still probably going to you know huh work enough yeah yeah I bet the fine print is like 20 pages long it's got to be under four minutes and all these other things yeah it's probably got to be like under 30 m or something like that they probably have like a like what's like a good waterproof depth for a watch they have cuz they have squirrly little rules so they'll say water resistant up to 30 m well listen [ __ ] is this waterproof or not I guess it's like water pressure is that what it is MHM that shit's legit I mean it hurts your ears probably would [ __ ] with your phone too makes sense anyway Rogan doing.com go there and save 25 bucks off a new Tang phone you dirty Savages and uh last but not least we're brought to you by on it.com that's o n niit t on it is what you would call it a human optimization website we sell strength and conditioning equipment we sell delicious snacks and foods like the warrior bar which is this somebody actually brought this up and I think this is an important Point somebody brought this up to me on Twitter uh there's no added nitrates in um in these Buffalo bars but there's naturally occurring nitrates that occur in um sea salt and in celery so uh that's
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powdery it's really interesting the difference between the hemp Force protein powder and uh I've used some powders from some other companies that use the cheaper shits like just more coarse more fiber in it and it's uh you know it's like you taste it in your mouth and you're drinking grit uh but as far as like the your body's ability to digest it I think it's the easiest form of protein to digest my body has zero problems I can I can drink a hemp Force protein shake with coconut water and work out in like an hour that's never I can't do I there's nothing else I can eat where I can work out in an hour and I can be comfortable about it because the stuff just digests so easily like I love whey I love like those um muscle milks those are [ __ ] delicious those taste good but my body does not react that well to that stuff like you know what was the difference you noticed between Muscle Milk and the hemp thing no farts okay let's be real Nick youf let's get crazy I would fart like crazy when I would drink the Whey remember Tate's farts they're still legendary it's all whe protein it's it's all whey protein man um but I like it I like whey protein I'm not saying it's bad but as far as digestibility uh hemp force is uh my favorite [ __ ] of all time whether I was selling it or not I would tell you that it's [ __ ] fantastic um so that's it go to on.com o n niit t use the code word Rogan and you can save 10% off any and all supplements and uh what are the comedy dates you got coming up Brian uh this weekend we're going to be in Tampa Florida me and Sam tripley uh Friday it's Tampa Saturday it's Jacksonville and then Sunday is uh Orlando and you can go to deathsquad.tv for tickets powerful Florida prepare yourself bring penicillin son but those are like that's like that's like up higher right like those are okay they the craziest people the craziest are the ones up high yeah really yeah Orlando's in the middle yeah Orlando's a good spot yeah you know what but South Florida is fun too man they're fun I I I enjoy doing shows down there people are crazy it's a totally different world it's a completely different world than the rest of America it really is yeah South Florida's wild and all the bad ways like Florida man you follow that Florida man Twitter
account I [ __ ] great so I mean there's just no denying I mean I would H I would like to have someone like uh Sam Harris some like really rational guy break down why Florida actually has no more crime it's just that for whatever reason people focus on Florida but I don't know if that's entirely accurate the sheer numbers of idiocy that you get the the just the numbers of morons that come out of Florida it's it's almost hard to believe I've watched almost every single episode of cops and Florida is always the best episodes that's a great show by the way do you long they they they they re-edited all the old episodes of Cops like and like made them HD and edit them real fast and quick now so it's called Cops Reloaded it's like ridiculous I wonder how much they could just on Florida oh like if they picked out from every episode you could just have cameras running 24 hours a day and hire some editors just keep the cameras on you would never go wrong I mean wacky [ __ ] happens in Florida all like if you were a a Vice Cop in Miami and you had a camera on your car like how much we don't need to do commercials anymore over we're here um we don't need the music [ __ ] it um but if you were a Vice Cop and you were uh in Miami and they just put a camera on your head how much wacky [ __ ] would you see every year probably be Madness oh every I mean it would be every other day there'd be something amazing crazy like everyone should just have a GoPro on their head and just be traveling around well they kind of do know in a lot of States they said that's lower the instances of police harassment or police brutality substantially and I know I believe Los Angeles has some some sort of program at least on some of the officers where they put these cameras on them you know we're starting to see so much video of cops beating people up man it's really disturbing it is it's so disturbing like that one cop um that beat that lady up on the side of the freeway you seen that one yeah that [ __ ] up holy [ __ ] she might have been mentally challenged and she was acting like she she was walking in the on the freeway so yeah I don't know what her deal was I don't know but if that is the only way that he can control her he he shouldn't be a cop
like you can't just [ __ ] whay somebody in the face over over and over again while you're holding on to their neck on the side of the highway you just can't do that that's that's not defensive you're not like you're not saving them from themselves you're not saving anybody from you're assaulting them you know like you should be able to contain that woman that woman wasn't striking him at all if you had any you know knowledge of Jiu-Jitsu whatsoever you would just contain her it would be really easy to do I mean you might get hit with some clawing at you and [ __ ] but you could hold her in place and nobody has to get hurt if you're a cop it's not like that woman was attacking him you know if that woman was attacking him like say if that woman had a bat or a knife or something like she's coming at him and he took her down and punch her in the face I'm all for that that's a d that might as well be an animal a person that's attacking you with a weapon might as well be an animal that's how I feel like if would you kick a dog that tried to bite you [ __ ] yeah a person with a knife that's coming at you it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman they're getting punched in their [ __ ] face for real right it h you have to otherwise you're a dead man Brian yes is running an option cuz I'd like to just run away yeah if you could run faster definitely do it okay cool I'll do that if you could go side to side if you got a good Juke but at the end of the day like if you're a cop you can't just beat somebody up like that you just can't do that like that lady's not hitting you like you like she's what she wouldn't listen like what's going on like there's no way she could have been doing anything that's that justified getting the [ __ ] beat out of her like that isn't there like some police force that's now putting GoPros on all the cops uh like they their whole Force you have to have like a GoPro camera on your person now we should probably Google this keep saying I just I just heard it the other day yeah that makes so much more sense because I don't know and would would would what it should be is something that broadcasts yeah that would be cool we could subscribe to that would be the best cops by the way ever ever you go I want to see what's going on in my
hometown cops you can just stream it yeah in real life what's Compton really like pretty bad cops use GoPros to film traffic stop oh this is different it's I think it was Florida actually that now that I think about it that was doing it Florida police camera look at this a cop uses a GoPro to film a traffic stop of a lieutenant cop a Miami police officer he made a routine traffic stop he discovered that it's a man of superior rank like a cop that's Superior ranked to him they started fighting and he got suspended yeah I saw that and the lieutenant is merely reassigned huh yeah he filmed the whole thing too and there's like a hierarchy like that's like a weird thing the rank thing for police officers like that's some military [ __ ] like the whole rank thing like that he had to like you know give in to a superior officer like that's what the issue is a superior rank yeah how weird is that like a guy's a general yeah like we're not or yeah that person ran a red light like let's calm down I mean I guess cops should be able to get better positions as they get better at their job and they should get more Prestige as they get more experience and knowledge yeah office in reala California now required to wear video cameras while on duty see it's right in the middle and so it's just like fullon GoPro that just records every time one year use of force have dropped 60% complaints have dropped 88% holy [ __ ] hly holy [ __ ] wow that's accountability man it's all about accountability that's exactly what that is you know it's not that that's being a cop is a tricky decision to be the guy who decides how things get handled in times of stress and that's your job you do that every day you come in people are screaming wives and husbands are you're worried you're going to get shot like they're always worried they're going to get shot like domestic violence cases especially you imagine you don't have anything to do with these crazy people but the neighbor neighbor's lights are all on it's 5:00 in the morning people are screaming they're throwing [ __ ] and you know you you hear the guy say I'm going to [ __ ] kill you and you're outside and you're a cop you're like Jesus Christ here we go like that's your job that's that's a crazy job it's hard for anybody I think to expect that
people that go through that job on a daily basis are perfect or that they should be held to the same standards as everybody else as far as like their ability to tolerate [ __ ] cuz they they they too much yeah that's a crazy job it's a crazy job and it's not a you know when people look at police brutality you got to look at the cops too like what are these guys being subjected to it's not just that these cops are are lashing out and and attacking people it's like what's making them ramp up their their violence are they just inherently violent that's a real convenient way to look at it to just decide they're just inherently violent and that they're [ __ ] and bullies and that's why they became in the first place and that might be correct for some but you also got to take into consideration what they're saying on a daily basis their [ __ ] job is to deal with the worst situations that people have to see every day every day bullets car accidents motorcycle wreck violence murder suicide yeah the worst parts of humanity all that the worst Liars Liars thieves rapists all day it's got to be overwhelming and then for them to be you know in a situation with a person and the person is like I don't have to listen to you oh you don't you [ __ ] [ __ ] listen to this it's like they're so wound up they're always at like 8 you know if you live in that world and you're constantly like dodging this and evading that and capturing this guy and pulling that guy off the street and [ __ ] man that's why it surprises me when when you see cops that are so young mhm when there's like a 21y old old 22-year-old cop and you're like that guy's going to be able to handle all this stress yeah like the domestic violence thing like he'd show up to a house husband and wife are arguing and it's like the kid's probably had sex twice and he's supposed to like know what to do during a yeah I wonder if they have people that they specifically assign to those kind of cases that are like good at that [ __ ] okay yeah does that make sense but I would that's like an alpacino rle in heat nman can I talk to you you you know get the guy out of the window and yeah Put the gun down Norman you know there's a lot of cops here you know it be like the guy who like slowly talks you off
the ledge yeah I bet in real life cop World though it's like what is it is it a murder there's no Specialists like dude I don't even do robbery I'm not doing robbery I'm over here I'm doing violent crime yeah not nothing Petty like no they're cops they show up where there's you know there's like Vice departments right and they have like different department but for the most part they all deal with [ __ ] that's they day who closer to the crime just get there and deal with it deal with nonsense all day deal with the worst of us and every time they talk to people the people are lying like most of the time most of the time people were talking to Cops they're lying yeah I don't think I've ever talked to a cop when it hasn't been like I'm on the end of getting in trouble and I'm like how do I get out of this right now exactly I've never just been like hey officer nice nice to see you today I've never done that that's funny yeah that's a lot of people's interaction with cops on the street man that's a lot of people's uh if you think about it remember that video that kid was taking a video the woman was beating him up and uh she was uh she was screaming you know at him and and he was like stop hitting me please stop that's all he was doing and she was saying that she was going to say that he sexually assaulted her yeah remember the other one that we showed that that uh the the old women stealing the the GU be stuff they Reddit guys at Reddit found her name and her Facebook and start going to her page oh my God and it's ridiculous cuz she's like a it looks like she's just a normal woman that just happened to be like stealing [ __ ] well you know what that's a weird thing about people's looks there's like some Sweetie Pie looking people that are killers yeah Ted Bundy yeah perfect example yeah yeah I've met like uh there's a lot of MMA guys like that too like you would never know Jiu-Jitsu guys there's a lot of Jiu-Jitsu guys like you would never know you look at them they just look like normal dudes and they would they could kill people and it's just like there's something about their head like they had it's not just their physical abilities it's like their head they have like a little little something extra little piece of we but they look like you know
Opie you know look like All-American boy look like a total normal sweet-faced fella you know meanwhile they're just Stone Cold Killers some old lady could be a dirty murderer you know you're looking at her on the beach and she's like someone's Grammy like where's your grandparents oh they're over there by that tent oh hi Grammy hi that's her meanwhile she's a dirty stinky Thief stealing someone's tent packing it up and then she's done it before obviously cuz that guy came up to her she wasn't surprised you know she was like playing it off like well this is ours I'm pretty sure this is ours like this is our stuff so [ __ ] I mean you know it mean it was a complicated tent they got like [ __ ] posts and [ __ ] and they're folding everything up putting in bags and stuff this old dirty broad's just stealing she probably has gotten away with that for the last 15 years yeah after you hit a certain age no one suspects you right like that innocent old person's not going to steal anything well people become kleptos and they don't even know why like I had a girl that I was dating when when I was in high school that uh had a bit of an issue at one point in time and she was a very good person she wasn't a bad person at all she not like a bad kid from a bad home but she wanted something and she didn't have the money and she just took it you know and it was just this thing where like she did it a couple of times and she got in trouble for it she didn't get arrested but she got caught she give the stuff back I don't remember it wasn't wasn't anything Monumental but it was enough where she was trying to understand why she was doing this yeah like I can't I almost can't stop like I go in the store and there's something I want and I know no one's looking and I figure out a way to get it and I'm like that that's crazy like that's stealing but she is it was like when they say kleptomania like for some folks it really is an issue like they really can get obsessed with this idea of stealing something and they can't help it Joey Diaz used to do it all the allegedly all the time when we were at the like the airport would just be like he would just be stuffing hamburgers in his pockets and you're just like what the [ __ ] are you doing worry about this Brian and like or he'll just go and get to one of
those little stands where they have like drinks and and and popcorn and stuff and he's just putting stuff in his pockets like right in the open like because is it more about the thrill it's not even like oh I need this thing is it like the adrenaline can I get away with it well let's say this about Joey that was a long time ago he's a different guy now that at all anymore I don't know you know the girl was 17 at the time um and like I said she's not a bad person by any stretch of the imagination she's very nice she's very smart too she just had a thing and that thing was she wanted to steal [ __ ] it just and I don't think you know it could be a combination first of all when you're 17 you're essentially insane you know I mean you really are not sure what's going on for the last couple years your body's been overwhelmed with hormones and you're like what is the like why do I feel so different than I did you know just 2 or three years ago and you're obsessed with girls right and girls are obsessed with boys and so you just start fooling around having sex and it becomes like your whole life becomes obsessive when you're young like and you're about to become an adult and you're going to have to take care of yourself and you're like what nobody taught me [ __ ] I just want Fu day I'm [ __ ] I'm 17 I'm almost 18 then I got to fend for myself you know and then graduation is out and you you take your deep breath and you try to figure it out like wow what next they're all crazy everyone that age is crazy so some of them steal clothes and some of them sniff paint and some of them you know whatever become cops that beat people yeah it's a little harder than you can't be more than 17 how old do you have to be to be a cop I think 18 I think 18 if you can join the military 18 you think should be 40 should be 40-year old dudes that are yoked they're like hiring in Burbank cops right now there's signs everywhere that says Now hiring I'm sure it's probably a tough job it's probably tough to get people to do because uh you know I don't think most of us have the perspective to understand what they have to go through so I think a lot of people also treat cops with like disdain it's kind of cool to treat cops with disdain but that's all well and good but if the [ __ ] hit the fan you'd be [ __ ] happy
there were cops oh yeah yeah remember that North Hollywood shootout remember that [ __ ] oh yeah with the auto fully automatic weapons do you remember that Brian oh yeah that was like a video game dude we were on uh news radio it was on the set of news radio and I forget who told us it was happening but we all gathered up in this break room to watch this and we were watching this on the TV someone's office or something I don't remember where we were watching but we were like this is [ __ ] crazy like we were all holding our hands in our heads like what are we looking at this dude's arm to the tits he's got are you showing it yeah pull it up on the screen so we can see it too this dude is armed to the tits he's got bulletproof everything on they got a van stuffed with bullets and ammo and rifles and [ __ ] and he's just [ __ ] cops up Jesus this is a different guy Brian isn't it I don't know the North Hollywood shootout is what you want is this it yeah this is North oh this is the end there that's where they just shot him this is the end when there was some there were some videos before of him like fully armed up giant machine guns and [ __ ] shooting the cops and these cops had pistols their bullets are bouncing off of them yeah I mean the cops had like standard you know officer issu pistols and this [ __ ] guy had like the craziest rifles money can buy yeah machine guns and [ __ ] and just these two dudes held all these cops at Bay this is the same one where they were trying to rob a bank right that's that one yeah yep yeah but see if it wasn't for cops then what those guys do that again next week and they do it again the week after and then who stops them who stops them yeah we would not be able to they sort to go on house to I'd like I have an iPhone I can throw at you or something what do you do ifone 's that crazy that they're willing to do something like that who knows where that guy's limits are uhhuh that guy could easily just go door too and gun people down and how many friends that are willing imagine if it was a hundred of those guys yes exactly out in the street exactly that's what you got to really worry about what you got to really worry about is people that don't think you need a military or don't think you need law enforcement you're really kind of
underestimating the evil that human beings are capable of we've just been in a nice place here in America for a few hundred years yeah pretty sweet as far as world history goes like it's invading violence pretty sweet like one of the best spots ever like a solid 200 plus years of nobody coming over here and [ __ ] us up like a few little baby attacks but nothing in comparison to anything that any other Empire had to go through over like you know the course of its its Reign know if you think about how many like human beings how many different countries there are in this country and then that we have military bases and like hundred plus of those countries you know that's those numbers are crazy that's just stopping and thinking about how many of us there are is nuts but if there wasn't a military and some crazy [ __ ] like those North Hollywood guys I know gathered up together and decided to start taking [ __ ] over what would you do people are capable of that that's it's a very unfortunate but it's a realistic aspect like it's a realistic subject it needs to be breached it's very unfortunate that people are capable of things like that but they are and to not plan on it and to not be prepared in case it happens there's a lot of civilizations that don't exist anymore because of that yeah you you get used to the safety you have then you go to like you know a third world country and you're like oh things aren't as together over there and there's like groups of people who are fighting other groups within like that could never happen here unless they got factions going at each other unless they got over here see anything can happen here once it happens here yeah you know how how how quickly would they be able to tighten it down I don't know I would hope quickly I would hope quickly but like when when people look at things like when you when you look at things like B the bad aspects of um of the military or the bad aspects of War and the bad aspects of police enforcement law enforcement the bad aspects of you know people being horrible and and and police brutality in those situations I think we people are tending to go in Only One Direction with the idea like they're only looking at the violence that these
cops are doing to civilians they're not looking at like what are we asking these people to do what are we asking these normal people to do for $40,000 a year and how much of an assurance do we have that these people are of sound character where they can get through that gig yeah I know there's some screening processes but how thorough is it really and how much do we really know about the impact of day-to-day violence day-to-day [ __ ] that these people have to deal with it sounds like the craziest job ever imagine if you had to be a Vice Cop no but I would think that I would want that GoPro on me at all times oh yeah yeah I think that would I think that's the most important thing for cops nowadays I think they need that I think I think that would be a perfect way to police the police and have help the cops at the same time imagine starting in a bad neighborhood too I'd want to start in the suburbs I'd want to go from Burbank to I'm like just let me do a couple traffic stops before I'm like involved in a shootout right there was a guy um that I used to do tawo with that he got reassigned he wanted to get reassigned to a more urban area and I go why do you want to do that it's like there's more action I was like more action wow W I would want to start off like small town like where there's two cops for the whole city you know yeah no this dude this dude wanted to be where the [ __ ] was going down he he genuinely enjoyed it he there was a he was a he was an odd duck he was like uh this weird sort of hard ass cop guy who uh who liked to fight but he was a really nice guy like as a cop he was really nice did he have like a good sense for justice he wasn't like a power guy he was it was weird he was a sweet guy but it seemed like he would like look forward to someone doing something that he could correct them on yeah you know like if you didn't if you didn't do anything wrong he was like a super nice guy but it was weird being friends with this dude while I was like a young teenager cuz I always like thought of cops like oh [ __ ] I'm going to get arrested you know just think of all the people that I knew that were dirt bags like ah I got to get out of here there's a cop you know but he was um he was older than me but it was it
was a a weird sort of a relationship because um he was older than me but I was better at martial arts than him so I'd beat his ass but he was a cop and then he to arrest you well he didn't arrest me but you know I would like I would even take it easy on him sometime sparring because he was a cop because I would just think like I do not want this dude like developing a grudge you know oh yeah cuz people could develop a grudge you know and especially like the like sparring sessions there's there's like sparring sessions for striking and then sparring sessions for grappling sparring sessions for grappling are way safer so you can go really really go at it hard but sparring sessions for for striking they're really dangerous because people get knocked out all the time so there's like a certain amount of respect that you have to give each other and you have to not hit each other that hard and some guys just don't play by that some guys just it all goes out the window and they start winging shots at you and next thing you know you're in a a melee like it happens all the time where a sparring session turns into an allout fight it happens all the time so you don't want to do that with a cop you know and especially a cop that knows how to fight pretty good too see the Jon Jones thing yeah was crazy man Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier got in this huge scrap at a press conference it was ridiculous Jon Jones got in Daniel cormier's face put his forehead on Daniel cormier's forehead and Daniel Cormier grabbed Jon Jones by the neck and pushed him away and Jon dropped his belt and then it was just bodies colliding wow and John uh immediately I C you know there's a it's a wild scramble but John was on top and and John was like I took you down so quick within 7 Seconds you were on your back and you're like oh no like the [ __ ] talking just escalated to a totally different level and Jon Jones put out a video that said uh you you suck you're so weak when I got a hold of you he felt so weak like it's really and then he deleted the video which is really interesting see this is what happen that poor guy in the middle yeah that guy like there there's just a colliding oh my God pile ofies Dan is on vacation he wasn't even there all this yeah this can't happen you can't do
that this is real bad for the sport it's real bad it's real bad for public perception it's a a weapon to be used against MMA you know it's unfortunate what you got to have everybody should have is uh a no contact policy unless guys agree to hug you know you agree to shake hands and hug you should have a no contact policy and anybody clearly violates that no contact policy gets fined you know that some guys can deal with it that getting in each other's face but when you have a situation like this you know you're going to have to have a no contact policy with those guys yeah cuz like the weigh-ins they're always doing the forehead stuff and like getting in people's face that's like I don't know man I think it's ridiculous it's ridiculous and some of it's gamesmanship but it's just so bad for the image of the sport is that starting to happen more often no it's pretty rare okay it's pretty rare but that's a big high-profile fight yeah I mean like Ronda Rousey am Misha Tate they got head-to-head in each other's faces and it was was pretty hot right yeah it's sexy I saw where I saw where you were looking but um they were professional about it they didn't do anything about these guys were not professional like yeah it was like immediate yeah you can't do that you know you can't grab each other and [ __ ] slap you know and if you say hey I don't want to headbutt you man you know or but nobody wants to give ground you know they just they don't you know they don't want anybody getting any psychological advantage and so they they're they have to show each other like they'll [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] fight you right here [ __ ] and then you know that's when [ __ ] like this happens it's like they just have to treat it you got this is a like the importance of that not happening is huge it's huge there's a it's just such a negative connotation attached to what that is that's just violence the difference between that kind of violence and the violence of a sport is the violence of a sport is everyone's agreeing to this scenario you're agreeing to train for x amount of we weeks you're going to fight for x amount of rounds you're going to fight this guy he weighs what you weigh everybody prepares you meet at this day
and you compete and it's a very dangerous form of competition and yes it is fighting as a competition but it's not violence the same way that that is that's a street fight that's a that's a world champion mixed martial arts fighter and an Olympic wrestler and they're street fighting that's bad for everybody that's bad for wrestling that's bad for MMA that's bad for sports it's fun for people to watch oh yeah you know there part of me I have two two ways of looking at it part of me is like that's bad for the sport but part of me is like how do I feel about it though does it bum me out no no it doesn't make me upset I'm not upset I I'm looking forward to watching this fight even more now yeah look would I have liked it to not happen absolutely absolutely I wish that they were very professional about this they don't need to do that that fight's going to be amazing no matter what happens but since it did happen and I got to see it I'm like whoa I'm not going to pretend that that's not fun you know I'm not going to pretend that that didn't make everybody way more excited about that fight because it [ __ ] for sure did yeah it's not good it's not good to do but it was fun to watch and more people are going to be excited about the fight I mean there's that's the Catch 22 that's there's no real black or white about this you know as a representative of the sport I absolutely wish it didn't happen as a person who cares a lot about the future of the sport and the Public's ception which I think is already a little skewed I think there's a lot of people that aren't fans that like to look at the the people that fight in MMA as just barbarians but there's a there's a lot of nice guys that fight in the UFC and they're some of the nicest athletes you'll ever meet that's a fact so part of me gets bummed out when I see [ __ ] like that but part of me is like look they're going to fight eventually anyway so they fought a little here just being passionate getting a little taste getting a little taste I don't know it's going to be a wild ass fight though when is that fight um it's a good question um it's uh I think it's September 27th in Vegas is that it or is the weekend of the 27th uh either way it's on like Donkey Kong son it's going to be
exciting but it's unfortunate man it's unfortunate so as far as now they didn't get in any trouble I don't know I mean Dane is on vacation I mean I I read that that there is that they were going to get in trouble that there's some thing in that contract you know that you can't do that [ __ ] no there's a thing that says uh there will be consequences right that's a statement the official statement there will be consequences it's almost scarier saying what's going to happen yeah that sounds very will contact you it's very vampire like there will be consequences to actions you don't get any of the headphones to wear during the fights have you been watching The Strain you've been watching The Strain gam Del Toro show on FX it's [ __ ] great man it's great I've been waiting no I've been waiting till at least five or six air yeah there's four out now this is the fourth one just aired on Sunday it's [ __ ] fun cuz the billboard with the thing going into the eye I was like I'm in I don't even know what this is but I'm absolutely doing this sooss I read the book and I don't remember the worms from the book maybe I just don't remember maybe I have to go back and read it again I didn't remember that part but I remember the book being really entertaining for like 3/4 of the way through uhhuh like really fun in the beginning too it's a good story it's it's an interesting story and they're doing a great job with the uh the miniseries it's really good man it's like really ropes you in it's fun I need to try I just gave up on the leftovers dude I I love horror movies and shows like we need more of that [ __ ] like more more zombie [ __ ] more uh you know more vampire [ __ ] it's fun H horror movies have like taken a big dive I don't know if you go back to like the 1950s look at those black and white movies that like super popular back then there was so many horror movies man oh yeah the Creature from the Black Lagoon remember those good one but now like now there the demand is so much more for like there to be a real story instead of like this monster attacks a village and then a hot girl gets her clothes ripped off and you see her tits like that was an amazing film dude we should do a Mystery Science Theater uh type thing where we
watch Creature from the Black aoon because it is so rid first of all it's so obvious they're in a swimming pool I mean it's not a [ __ ] Lagoon at all it's like some Backlot swimming pool they put cement there that's weird the [ __ ] the the creature was pretty dope for the time like it was like just a really cool scuba diving outfit essentially yeah you know and this this weird freaky lizard likee scuba diving outfit they put this this guy in and he would swim in the swimming pool and capture the girl it's so great it's so so bad it's so bad that it's awesome like it's so bad it's exciting when you watch it here it is out of the Monk and mystery of a 100 million years ago up from the depths of unknown Waters comes a creature to confound science and terrorize the world this is awesome this is awesome it just grabbed this guy by the head and it was the worst acting job anybody's ever done ever look at this [Music] shocking perfected three dimension ooh it was 3D I didn't even know it was 3D yeah it was one of those where you got your glasses in the Sunday paper and they would play it on the TV remember that wow no that's cool find do remember that the bridge between fish and the land animal this one was the same it hasn't changed in millions of years but here even the music here we have a clue to An Answer starring Richard Carlson grimly adventuring underwater in the depths of the mighty Amazon lovely Julia Adams her beauty Allure even to the man beast from the dawn of time [ __ ] with Richard Denning whose scientific passion turned to the fury of Revenge you'll see the most amazing underwater photography that the screen has ever known wow this is incredible look out that's so obvious that's a pool there there's not a ripple in that water look at it four men dead so far we are staying until we get it or until somebody else gets killed he just Dives in the water with over there deep deep deep into the Waters of his domain this is hilarious he's just going to drown
this chick I know she's dead already what's he doing is he making out with her how does she keep her from drowning rape cave oh does she have a scuba outfit amazing in three dimension Creature from the Black leoon they should do a remake of this one guy just some monster in a creek just grabs all these women rapes him in the yeah you could come up with a better story right you just say it was like some genetic experiment that escaped from some some dude who was really rich in Florida from cocaine he hired a bunch of scientists right to try to make Lizard soldiers right this that could totally be a story they could do that Creature from the Black and it be in Miami [ __ ] people up in Miami oh yeah cuz you need the hot girls to kill they're always swimming around well you you need at least them to run you don't have to kill them yeah but they run very slow motion yeah if they run the titties are bouncing while they're being chased by a lizard man that's what you could count on with all those Jason movies where you're like in the first scene he's going to be walking through some camp and there's going to be a bunch of girls going like nothing's going to happen let's just take off all our clothes it's very hot nipple to nipple yeah let's make out for warmth yeah that that genre is kind of that genre is kind of gone away a bit right has it I mean those were big movies oh I know Halloween yeah Friday the 13th all those movies those were big movies man like you get fired up Friday 1 Freddy Krueger even when they were bad they were good yeah there was if you could ensure that a couple girls would be having a pillow fight and a tit would pop out and then an Axe Murderer shows up yeah you're talking about that for 2 months with your friends if you're a teenager yeah especially if it's like Jason cuz he's he's Undead or whatever is nobody knows what he is yeah he was killed and then came back somehow they [ __ ] run him over they shoot him Rises and somehow another finds way to get you and it didn't even matter back then like well we have to explain to the viewers how he came back they're like well that's what those like four pairs of tits are for cuz immediately they'll forget yeah then he just goes on a
rampage for two hours it was a different world back then Scream movies were good I thought scream yeah those were good yeah those are fun they took a lot from those that old school kind hor slasher film thing yeah this what bums me out is the lack of monster movies that's what bums me out like whenever a good monster movie comes out I get like super excited like this is going to be fun yeah but there's so few there's so few like Godzilla it was all right you know it was fun was it was really well done like the Godzilla itself was amazing but there there's this one [ __ ] the main dude who survives more close calls in this goddamn movie than anybody in the history of monster movies I mean it's so ridiculous like everywhere he is everybody dies and he escapes and everybody dies and he escapes and everybody dies and he like [ __ ] man you know like by the time the movie's over by the end of the movie like you've used up all your get out of jail free cards Dude like yeah you're just officially ridiculous like he's the guy that lands in between the paws when go boom and he's like oh that was a close one the tail slams down he's like God I was like 4T away thank God exactly I mean it's just it's there so many cuts the [ __ ] scenes but what they can do now as far as the special effects it makes it worth it makes it worth seeing cuz even if the story is Goofy as [ __ ] the monsters are insane like the way Godzilla looks now holy [ __ ] didn't did you you watched it and didn't like it was that you I never saw it or Ari Ari was like he hated it of course he did he's like oh totally don't watch that movie ever I'm like what's wrong and he just had all these problems with the storyline I'm like Ari it's a giant lizard destroying Japan or whatever it might be a God yeah they always do that in these movies it might be a god they might be Gods what was the one with the giant robot Warrior ones that came out oh Transformers no no it was um oh Pacific Rim I like that one did you really cuz it was just giant robots going out it was like watching a video game yeah it was cool that part was cool but the the uh the human parts were horrible it really felt like I was watching someone like took a comic book and just didn't do any rewrites at all yeah and just slapped it together it was
very comic book live which you know I think in some cases is fine but the comic books that they're doing now comic book movies they do so well MH like Captain America you know it's silly story but it's a good like they do a really good job like they make these movies are fun to watch they do a great job so like if you go back to like really clunky sort of like stuff like that like the the Pacific thing just it's just it was too clunky for me does that make sense yeah sto like story-wise yeah yeah yeah that I didn't even I was like I want to go watch a movie and turn my brain off and I'm like what better thing than watch like 200 foot tall robots destroy each other but there was a scene this like guy and a girl were in love with each other or something and I was like what am I watching here what kind of yeah that's where you're like oh bathroom time or cigarette or something what is what is this robot fight what are you guys doing what's Happening Here where's the monsters show me some monsters [ __ ] I hated the acting I I was I couldn't even watch it yeah but seems like they it was like a choice though it seemed very comic book like right didn't it almost like they they were going for like a certain a certain feel yeah it had that like comic book video game feel yeah exactly like I don't even remember who was in it like the human beings that were in it yeah I remember I got really mad when I finally watched that movie cuz everyone told me was good that [ __ ] Tom Cruz movie is good that the latest one yeah the edge of tomorrow what's that one about it's a science fiction movie it's really good man it's really good I mean I I said it's really good and a bunch of people criticized me online how dare you but I I think that those people your tasty movie sucks listen man it's just my taste okay you can't say it sucks I like we like different things but uh I understand if you think the movie sucks to you but to me I thought it was excellent and if it wasn't Tom Cruz I think if it was some other dude that didn't carry a lot of baggage I think it probably been rated a lot higher than it was I think one of the reasons why people are like oh the movie wasn't that good I really think it's because it's a Tom Cruz movie I think like Tom Cruz's movies people
think they're good they're pretty good that's pretty good but if it was like another actor in the same role like they wouldn't it wouldn't be judged the same way I think I think people just think that guy's so wacky yeah his reputation precedes anything else he can do from now on but he's he's so so good he's a really good really good actor yeah he's [ __ ] really good in this movie like you buy it like uh I don't want to give away the plot but it's it's a pretty ridiculous plot and he sells it like the idea behind it is pretty crazy and he sells it it's good [ __ ] movie people forget like there's a reason he became the biggest movie star in the world yeah he cute he's got a cute face yeah he's he's talented he's talented as [ __ ] just be insane yeah I think that everybody who's really good at that gig is insane I think that's an insane person's hobby or insane person's profession yeah the really good one I mean you can contain your insanity but that's like the difficult trick it seems for celebrities now is to not let it out that they're crazy cuz there's so many ven you could just like I'm going to tweet something and people are like did you know shy abuff is out of his mind did you re eat all those tweets and it was that's all been there yeah then he's just like we just didn't know like imagine if there were social media in the ' 50s oh the things Humphrey Bogart would be railing against you know yeah right like Carrie Grant's like homophobic I didn't know that yeah all the the racist [ __ ] that would be said all the DUI that would be publicized all the yeah domestic AB like who knows what those people were into back then what is that guy's name from the early 1900s fatty AR remember that whole story Fatty Arbuckle apparently um they put a a bottle or a glass up a woman's vagina and it killed her whoa yeah yeah something H let me let me pull it up fatty and he was uh he was acquitted but he never worked again it's on the screen wow what's that Jamie it's up on the screen for Fatty Arbuckle his name was Rosco Rosco Arbuckle yeah um he uh oh my God yeah the woman died four days
later she' Fallen ill at a party and she died whoa and uh he was accused by um This Woman's uh acquaintance of accidentally killing the woman and after the first two trials which resulted in hung juries Arbuckle was acquitted in the third trial and received a formal written apology from the jury despite Arbuckle's acquittal the Scandal has most overshadow mostly overshadowed his legacy as a pioneering comedian following the trials his films were banned and he was publicly ostracized although the ban on his films was lifted within a year Arbuckle only worked sparingly through the 1920s he later worked as a film director under the Alias William Goodrich he was finally able to return to acting making two short real comedies in 1932 for Warner Brothers he died in his sleep of a heart attack at the age of 46 whoa reportedly on the same day signed a contract with Warner Brothers to make a feature film oh that's scary [ __ ] doesn't say here what he did like it doesn't get into graphic detail about it just said she had fallen ill I don't know yeah I wonder they how old is that story um it's from 1921 yeah I guess it I don't I doubt they printed stuff like that back then yeah like anything that alluded to sexual whatever just like oh she was Ill like they wouldn't even use the word pregnant they'd be like expecting and they're saying that he wasn't that big but what what the charge was that he had killed her with his weight while savagely raping her it says the newspapers of the day reveled in the glory rumored details juries found little evidence that Arbuckle was in any way connected with her death H yeah imagine how many more of those stories about those like old legends that were like considered pristine Stars if there was a TMZ back then yeah there's two there's a couple different uh versions like his they this one website has um one person's version version and then the uh Fatty Arbuckle version they're two different versions of what exactly happened either way no boring on my friend that's [ __ ] yeah how did we get on the subject of Fatty Arbuckle I didn't know
oh it's because Tom Cruz is considered crazy oh yeah and like there probably were a bunch of crazy there's always been crazy celebrities that's why it was yeah always crazy everything people are crazy it's just that people done a really good job of hiding their crazy until they shut their doors yeah they would get home home good night take care bye-bye shut that door and put up a put on a vinyl suit with a zipper and like let's get to work ball gaging plays yeah yeah yeah go down to their basement [ __ ] chain themselves up yeah people are crazy we're starting to see it it's coming out more it's going to be great when people want to go back to privacy when they want to cherish their privacy it's not going to happen he have to go somewhere like the big island of Hawaii no internet there's no internet no I mean you could you would live there with no internet oh okay me there is Internet on the big island it's great but if you really wanted to first of all think about the fact that there's internet on the big island of [ __ ] Hawaii it takes 5 hours to get there on a plane all right you fly through the air for 5 hours and someone laid fiber across the ocean floor that is that length I mean that's how it works right I think I have no idea yeah isn't that how it works like there has to be a direct line somewhere there's underwater lines there's underwater lines son how exactly yeah how did they do that the Pacific Ocean so they just like we're tossing this in there and let's hope like a shark doesn't GW on it okay I'm going to I'm going to Google how do they get internet in Hawaii call AOL dude it's one it's one of the first things that people ask let's see what they say how does Hawaii get internet Yahoo answers the internet is provided via a 10,000m submarine and terrestrial fiber optic cable connecting the state's six major islands which is owned and operated by Pacific light net WoW 10,000 miles dude so there are like cables connecting all the continents M yep that's how uh yeah that's crazy it's like think about that like what part of that most people don't know like that that part we don't know like most people are like wait a minute it's all a wire there's wires
everywhere like people don't think of that you don't think of that like you don't think there's like a wire that goes across the ocean to England and that's how you doing the internet with England signals flying through the air the people building railroads were like this is impressive like we linked this city to that one with all this steel yeah and now it's like there's a cable where I can just like pick up a thing and send a thing yeah and just type of thing and watch a video yeah screw you train two weeks that's why it gets really squirely when people start talking about like um when you start talking about like videos that you can and can't watch in other countries like why can't I watch this in South Africa like why can't how come this is a it's because the pipe like they don't have agreement with various pipes yeah I mean that must be it right music licensing also mostly and things like that yeah music licensing and I'm sure also like that there's certain places like they don't want to waste are bam with on a product that's not available in your country I'm surprised terrorists haven't gotten after these lines yet that seems like sh why are you giving them great ideas bro you just gave it away oh my God you're so bad for America now Al qaa is building a submarine to go down to theic anymore it's Isis you got to keep up on your bag guys right didn't they change it from Isis again I do not know well if they were smart they would since I know about it right yeah I would say once I know about your organization it's longer secret yeah you know oh I need to I made I made a mistake on the last episode I was on when I saw the video of uh a Israeli uh hitting a Palestinian kid remember that where I was talking about the kid I guess that's there's just a lot of videos that they're just saying they're Israeli and and they're not they're just trying like there people on yeah that that was a real video but it was um two other Arab kids yeah it wasn't Israeli but so all these people angry Jews got on my well we're we're sorry angry Jews you sweeties angry Jew sweeties but uh I think there's some sort of a ceasefire right now right isn't that the idea mhm that's unless it's already ended imagine if we were going to war with Mexico better not but
think about it like that's essentially what's going on like if where where you look at where Israel is and you look at Gaza if that we're going to war with Mexico that would be what it would be like like us going back and forth and Rockets from Mexico flying into San Antonio and we're like what the [ __ ] right that's real like that's really what it would be like yeah like they would like destroy a 7-Eleven in El Paso and then we would just like bomb all of Mexico City for like three straight days well that's why the people in Israel one of the things about people in Israel is those [ __ ] love to party yeah I had a friend he was a kickboxing instructor I went over his house once for dinner and uh dude was playing the Bongos and his wife was dancing his kids were dancing and they were all cooking and I was like wow this is crazy and uh he's like uh this is you know how we do it in Israel he goes uh you never know one day you die you know so tonight when we're alive party party party and he was like playing a bongo drums and all happy and I was like wow that's a perspective you only get when you've you've been involved in that that sort of hellish existence like he I believe he was in the military for the Israeli Army I think it's mandatory actually for everyone yeah but uh you know and he was a he was an interesting guy but always like big smile on his face and very happy and that was his explanation I go you know how come you guys are always so happy like when I meet someone who's that like exuberant that was his explanation you never know you know you're over there it's just like death like bombings something always terrible you never know everyone could die so how different life with like Israelis and Palestinians are cuz like there's no way the Palestinians are partying like that that's a good point you think they'd party twice as hard like look we're really living under like at any moment yeah yeah that's a dark situation man it really is it's very dark like I asked my parents they're from Lebanon my parents so like they grew up in around all that you know they were like Christian you know so they they just got out of there they're like we need to get out of here but every time I'd ask them about it they would just like I'm like what do you think about what's going on in
Israel and Gaza now all this stuff and they just look at me like what do you mean I'm like what do you think's going to happen and they're like the same thing that's always going to happen it's they're going to keep fighting and it's never going to end like they just look at it like it's not even worth talking about that's it's yeah it's really like dark and you're just like good Lord like they just got so used to it like growing up that like war is a thing like I went to to Lebanon when I was 13 like to go V like go back to the Homeland kind of thing and like you're in the southern parts of the country and and i' never seen anything like this growing up in the suburbs of LA but like you're sitting in a village and then there's like a guy tending like cattle there's like goats and then 5 minutes later a tank just drives through a dirt road in a village no one bats an eye no one but meanwhile I'm like you know just pointing I'm like that's a 10 tank and they're like yeah that happens like two three times a day like Israeli tanks and Lebanese tanks and there's Soldiers with fully automatic weapons wow walking through towns and that's just like a normal part of life well have you ever done a gig that's on like a a military town no whenever you do uh anytime uh you're on the road like if you're near Camp Pendleton or Fort Brag or any of these like military bases like if you have a gig anywhere nearby then you hang out there for a day you're going to see like military trucks yeah you're going to see you know camoed up jeeps and Humvees and all these different troops like constantly moving back and forth left and right like if you're close to that you see it all the time yeah it's weird it's weird if you're not used to it you're like wait a minute wait that's a killing machine yeah that's what a tank is that's all it's good for that's what it was doing it was looking for trouble I mean to like find if there is any trouble can you imagine if you saw that tank and then all of a sudden [ __ ] alarms start going off and the [ __ ] starts flying and you're sitting there like real close to this tank getting shot at that happened when we were like we were we went to sleep in the village that night the night before we went back up to to the city in Beirut
and like my younger brother and I just heard these distant like noises and we like asked my mom like what are those noises and she no don't worry it's nothing don't worry about it and the next day we were like so what were those noises like you wouldn't tell us and she's like those were bombs going off like 5 miles away from us waa yeah so it was like terrorists bombing each other five miles away from us yo and you're like 13-year-old kid and you're like I like grew up in a suburb of La where it's just it couldn't be safer like six cops will pull you over for smoking a cigarette and five miles away it's like people are destroying each other wow is it really helped like shape my perspective of what it what it's like to live in America and grow up in America cuz I that could have been me like I could have like lived there and maybe who knows if I would have gotten to age 30 31 32 you know yeah that's absolutely true we're all stupid lucky oh yeah that we landed on this spot cuz you could have landed anywhere you could be in the Congo right now going oh well how do I get out of this how do I get rid of this Ebola like under the armpit yeah they get the big like uh like b bbos or what they call them like the Bubonic plague that's where that trim comes from they get these giant oh it's like blood or something like that your skin yeah your your your lymph nodes or your they swell up with all that some people have read that are immune to it me that immune to everything bro H powder bro you can't [ __ ] with me bro tribal guys that like it goes through so much that like the bonic plague all these things they like they get it and then nothing happens wow that's cool genetics but you have to be a tribal guy right probably have to it's probably just get a little bit of Ebola every day you know develop an immunity to it no I think it's a hemorrhagic virus right isn't it one of those um I think it's one of those ones that makes you bleed um is it the same one that like liquefies your insides something bad like that yeah that's what I heard liquefy not good and they just sent some
they just sent someone to America right two people to Atlanta yeah it's a hemorrhagic fever it's a human disease caused by the Ebola virus symptoms typically start 2 to three weeks after two days to 3 weeks after Contracting the virus with a fever sore throat muscle pains and headaches typically nausea vomiting and diarrhea follow along with the decreased functioning of the liver and kidneys at this point some people begin to have bleeding problems the virus may be acquired upon contact with blood or bodily fluids of an infected animal commonly monkeys or fruit bats so somebody [ __ ] a bat or a monkey and that's how we got Ebola most likely somebody got super crazy and [ __ ] a monkey or a bat it's not naturally transmitted through the air fruit bats are believed to carry and spread the virus without being affected H once human infection occurs the disease May spread between people as well male survivors may be able to transmit the disease via semen uh for nearly two months wow in order to make the diagnosis typically other diseases with similar symptoms such as malaria chalera and other viral hemorrhagic fevers are first excluded wow this is deep [ __ ] man no special no specific treatment for the disease efforts to help persons who are infected include giving them either oral rehydration therapy slightly sweet and SL slightly water to uh slightly salty water to drink or intravenous fluids the disease has a high mortality rate often killing between 50 and 90% of those infected whoa whoa it was first identified in Sudan and the Democratic Republic of the Congo the disease typically occurs in outbreaks in tropical regions of the subsaharan Africa it's always Africa bro yeah it's always Africa that's where whatever gets us is going to get out of Africa you know when I uh I did that Sci-Fi show that was the scariest part was the dealing with the uh infectious diseases by far mhm I ask people about diseases like what we really have to worry about the scariest thing they were saying wasn't terrorism it was just a disease that morphs just something that becomes like super potent and kills a ton of people something like they had that Spanish flu that killed a bunch of
people in the early 1900s yeah in the 1920s or whatever yeah and apparently it started on a military base cue the conspiracy theories but um the um the the thing that was really deadly about it was that it would go after young healthy men that it would people with strong immune systems it would shut down their immune system it would T like it would kill them quick which is like really strange you know that it like was almost designed to take out healthy people yeah cuz normally a flu is it's like children and old people yeah yeah babies and old people have to worry about it but most young people survive but that's you know it's a creepy thought that at any time something could happen and some virus could morph and turn it into some new thing that we don't know how to deal with yeah someone sneezing on you at an airport could wipe out 5% of human civilization yeah think about this Ebola 90% of the people die okay if that's the high number what if everyone got Ebola just think of that if one person can get Ebola what's to say that everyone can't get Ebola well because there're specific protocol calls and place stop that from yes most likely I'm just being crazy most likely most people are not going to get Ebola but if they did what we're saying is at least half would die yeah that's that's some catastrophic [ __ ] it's like with the way the world's interconnected it's like that could like TSA doesn't check for Ebola like it could get through an airport and then next thing you out boom well listen to what that just said that it doesn't doesn't necessarily the symptoms don't show up that quickly two days to three weeks three weeks is a long time you contract a virus and then you you have that virus for 3 weeks and you don't know if you travel a lot traveling licking your hand and touching things everywhere yeah high-fiving people uh-huh yeah you could you could spread that [ __ ] for sure coughing on a subway like there's so many the more you think about it you're like spits on their hand and gives you a hand job right imagine that's how you got Bola you're like God damn really I'm at the hotest [ __ ] her eyes were really red she was
probably just high but now I feel like I have a temperature she was so hot she gave me a temperature yeah I think she gave me something just go to plan par Hood they'll figure it out playing parthood freeola you be getting uh hand jobs from African chicks yeah African chicks it looks like you have we need you to leave immediately that's what you have yeah so this uh the woman um the second patient uh you know there was two patients that uh that flew into America apparently weak but improving the second American Ebola patient to arrive in the US soil was wheeled into an Atlanta Hospital Tuesday by workers in biohazard suits you should see the picture man it's freaky the picture is them Wheeling her into it's dark dude pull that picture up pull this picture up yeah there was somebody that they they had a video where they showed this like news guy that was hiding in a bush taking video or photos of this and he wasn't wearing a suit though and it was just like oh he's like feet away from this person not wearing a suit this is how it happens this this dumb oh yeah that would be like a plot in like like that old episode of The Incredible Hulk right that would be how the guy gets the super disease yeah I'm just trying to do my job man I'm a reporter look look at that it's so weird looking at them taking that that gurnie and pushing it in those space suits that's Madness it's like ET oo that's so scary woo that's so scary I wonder if it's like 90% though if it if it happened in develop nations with like hospitals and [ __ ] I don't know man cuz in tribes like in Africa I'm sure when people get it they're like oh the disease is back like what do we do like we'll just you know start a fire and like chant to the gods and like hope that it goes away more than 1,400 Ebola cases have been confirmed in the worst known outbreak of the disease and more than 800 people have died most of these cases have been the countries of guinia Guinea Liberia and Sierra Leon the experimental drug or anything else about the infections ultimately leads to an ebola cure that would be incredible this doctor saying this is dark [ __ ] dude I didn't know that this was the worst outbreak of Ebola
ever did you know that no yeah wow and in those and in countries like that too they're like well what what next I know right like what could be worse both Aid workers received doses of an experimentally bowet drug derived in part from tobacco plants and never before tested on humans before they left Liberia Brantley got an additional dose at Emory wow man that's scary [ __ ] yeah it's pretty crazy you know whenever there's a movie like that uh World War Z or any of those movies like it's always the same beginning and it's a beginning just like this yeah like you're reading a story and you're like do you think this is really this sounds really bad and then one of us be like nah it's nothing it's nothing to worry about they got control that's what they do these guys are great at that's what they do why that's why there's a CDC guys anyway I'm headed to the airport to get on a flight exactly and he's the guy who lands and he's itchy and his [ __ ] eyes are bleeding what's going on man yeah nothing I'll be fine I got to go home and hug my wife and children heyy we really should take a look at you no no no no no I'm fine I'm fine thank you now I'm going go to the sporting event yeah I've got front row tickets to the Lakers game and I'm not going to miss it yeah yeah and he goes there in the Lakers win and you see him high-fiving everybody yeah yeah he's doing blow in the bathroom I feel like [ __ ] she does a couple of bumps and he's high-fiving everybody sharing needles just spreading I've never done heroin but I'll try it today [ __ ] it bro YOLO he's doing heroin YOLO yeah man it could happen there's a lot of selfish [ __ ] people too you know there's a lot of people that you know like they get HIV they don't tell people that's a big one man that's a big one John Holmes yeah I think I did it yeah this I mean that's um that's it's a weird thing like you think like if someone caught the zombie disease and they knew they had the zombie disease but they knew that it didn't show up for like a couple weeks but they could transmit it to people would they still [ __ ] I say they would yeah they probably would be on my side I
want you to be on this I don't want to be the only one with the zombie disase yeah if a dude was drinking a SE hotel room and he ordered up a stripper and he knew he had the zombie disease I could totally see this the zombie Z [ __ ] spread that's all you'd have to do right yeah they find a way to rationalize like well everyone's going to get it anyway exactly and she asked me if I had chlamydia or Gara I said I didn't lie I said I didn't have that everybody was going to get it bro the sooner you accept that yeah quicker you get some of this sweet sweet [ __ ] yeah no one ever asked like you don't have this the zombie disease do you what are you even talking about that's crazy the what disease are you [ __ ] s [ __ ] mean yeah why would I have seriously come on yeah yeah there could be something dark man there could be some really crazy Aven swine monkey flu that comes along that they just don't see coming especially these these hemorrhagic ones those are terrifying yeah we should take these two people that they flew to Atlanta and just like drop them off in North Korea and just let them walk around and they need to study them and find out whether or not the drugs work on them dummy you got to like find out like how to fix these people like when they put a lot of money into these things like these kind of projects like they have a new drugs they're trying to test if if it works the amount of money that they can make from it is giant so they're probably working really hard on developing some sort of a cure and if they they they had enough hope in it they injected people with it's a good sign you know it doesn't mean it's going to be effective but it means they probably have done a lot of work with it already and they're pretty sure it does something good they're not just taking wild gases let's just inject them with the first thing that comes to mind tobacco okay let's do it [ __ ] it Tobacco you know they're there there's must be some sort of a reason drug maker stock Falls after Big Pop why is there no Ebola vaccine there is no cure for Ebola dude this is the beginning a God damn horror movie cuz the people that have it don't have
credit cards like why would you create a vaccine or or a drug for people like we can pay you in goats we can it's true here is this an adobe Hut could you imagine if we found out and I'm sure someone will suggest this black helicopters but someone will suggest that the reason why this Ebola outbreak has happened was because someone poisoned a bunch of people with Bola it's been shown right they injected Ebola into the drinking water of this tribe so that they could spread it the aid workers would bring it back home with them and then next thing you know this pharmaceutical drug company is making trillions of dollars yeah right someone's going to suggest that but it could just be Ebola [ __ ] all right yeah could be it could just be nature people escaped they weren't supposed to they quarantined people people got out it spread lots of people died they could just be that too and it's most likely just that but it's scary scary as [ __ ] it just shows you how easy it is for that [ __ ] to actually spread like everything doesn't have to be a conspiracy to be totally terrifying just a disease like this is [ __ ] totally terrifying it doesn't have to be manufactured by the government like everybody has this idea when one of these things happens like it's one of the first things that you start reading about it's like these government instituted programs where they designed viruses that could not be fought off and they did six men in dark Smoky room lower the world population they want to lower the world population to 500,000 worldwide how do you think they're going to do that okay yeah you're like I don't know but why to pocket billions of dollars they will own everything yeah 500,000 hookers and them a nation that's mean 500,000 people is not a lot that's what the uh isn't that what the Georgia guide stones doesn't it say something like that it says like 500 million worldwide you know the Georgia Guidestones what is that the Georgia gu stones are these really tall pieces of stone that were carved in several different languages with guides for how to run a civilization whoow I've never heard of that yeah and this uh here I'll
pull it up because this is pretty interesting the Georgia Guidestones like the guy who made him I'm not sure who that is but he uh he actually has had some good guides as far as like how to uh how to how to manage a civilization not you know they're not perfect but they're kind of interesting um here maintain Humanity under 500 million In Perpetual balance with nature that's one two guide reproduction wisely improving Fitness and diversity guide reproduction meaning that's like yeah engineering reproduction mean like Eugenics yeah I mean what they're doing is look you could say that this is some sort of an evil plot and it may be but it also might be that they're just trying to look at it in what you would consider a cold and calculated manner MH but if you looked at it in a cold and calculating manner I'm not telling you that anybody should do this but if you did you would want to take the smartest females and breed them with the smartest males and the ones who had the most good habits the who they most fit you would want them to be the ones that would be raising children more often you know just just like what you would do if you were raising dogs that's an interesting one yeah Obama is a Muslim is that on the Georgia gones it is now wow somebody spray painted it that's so rude what else does it say here um unite Humanity with a living new language whoa that's interesting that's interesting it is say like emojis a living new language that's interesting like a language for all of humanity that would that would really help for sure rule passion Faith tradition and all things with tempered reason okay that's uh just common sense right protect people and nations with Fair laws and just courts that's kind of duh yeah right let all nations rule internally resolving external dis disputes in a world Court okay avoid Petty laws and useless officials [ __ ] yes balance personal rights with social duties absolutely prize truth beauty love seeking harmony with the infinite and 10 be not a cancer on the earth leave room for nature leave room for nature the only thing that's repeated twice in the entire
thing huh it's not bad idea I mean listen you're going to need a lot more than that if you're on a run of [ __ ] world oh I know but they're not bad there's only a couple of them that are kind of goofy there's nothing in there about how to lay Fiber Optic Cables across the [ __ ] ocean yeah help us out here Georgia Stone thing where's the Georgia Stone thing at it's Georgia I would assume right let's find out uh Elbert County Georgia a message clearly conveying a set of 10 guidelines as inscribed on the structure in in eight modern languages and a shorter message is inscribed at the top of the structure in four ancient languages Babylonian classical Greek Sanskrit and Egyptian hieroglyphs wow the structure is sometimes referred to as American Stonehenge Monument is 19t 3 in tall made from six granite slabs weighing 237,000 an additional Stone tablet which is set on the ground a short distance to the west of the structure provides some notes on the history and the purpose of the guid stones in June of 1979 an unknown person or persons under the pseudonym RC Christian hired Elberton Granite Finishing Company to build the structure wow in 2008 the stones were defaced with polyurethane paint death to the New World Order like all that [ __ ] that we saw W Ma magazine called the defacement the first serious Act of vandalism in the GU Stones history I wonder if they clean that up do they can they clean that [ __ ] up yeah spray pain yeah they can take I mean you could still slightly see it but oh that's so annoying it is annoying death to the New World Order Jesus Christ some [ __ ] kids kids are crazy people death to the New World Order you know can you imagine if they said okay listen man we're going to give you a button that kills the New World Order yeah okay but before you hit that button can you at least identify who you're killing yeah I mean it's death the New World Order what's the new world order is it the banks or is it the politicians is it everybody yeah it's really vague right and if you kill them what happens to everything because if you you go totally death to the New World Order what are you going to are you going to run the
banks who's going to run the is there a bank now like how do I get credit yeah what how do I use my credit card yeah you can't just like hit the but button and then be like I'm going to go get something to eat now cuz like your credit card won't work yeah like it's over it's over Dude you got to be careful you can't death to the New World Order maybe enslave them and force them to work for us enslave the New World Order and force them to work for us and fix this problem that they created okay I'll be with you I'm down with you on that you can't death to the new world order at least can they just like tell us how this thing is running you know right before you kill him I'd start with like accountability for the New World Order like explain yourself death but meanwhile would you ride that on the Georgia gu Stones you silly [ __ ] the Georgia gu stones are fascinating I think it's interesting that they don't know who the dude is or unknown dudes or dudets yeah especially since they commissioned like a place to do it yeah like dude don't tell anyone we were here well you could rock it that way in 1979 though you know 1979 like there's no DNA there was no credit cards there was no nothing a paper receipt with a carbon coffee they gave you that was it that's the only record yeah people used to buy groceries with checks yeah all the time you would like see women at the cash register and you know they would be reading okay was that and they' pay with a check like that was super common now it's rare when I see someone paying with a check I get kind of excited really yeah like it's like a legacy thing like whoa you're not going to see that much longer yeah it's kind of cool it's always old people yeah oh yeah or you know there some Housewives you know sometimes people they like to balance their their checkbook like that that's how they make sure that they keep an accurate assessment of what's in there but now you can balance your checkbook like looking you look at up online not balance it but at least be aware you could do it pretty easily find out what your balance is the craziest thing is you can send a check on you can take a picture of a check and send it over the Internet yeah deposit it using your phone well how about all these
businesses now that have these phone apps that you you put a thing on your phone you swipe a credit card and you can pay for a credit C with your phone yeah they a lot of businesses have those things now uh square is like the big one right yeah like that changes like merch if you're on the you you can go oh I now accept credit cards on my iPhone do you have one of those cuz you have an LLC right for Des Squad so you have one of those you put on your phone anyone get one they do you have one so you have one for like shows and [ __ ] when you sell t-shirts yeah I've never really done that dude why are you not doing that that sounds perfect yeah that sounds cool as [ __ ] you feel so independent like I'm I'm My Own Business yeah I I would wait are you saying there's a problem do you not do it cuz there's like some issue no I just it's just uh you know if you're selling a $10 poster usually people have $10 you know so it's it's it's not necessary but I if I somebody likes cash yeah I mean how about we [ __ ] next subject you next subject but no it works good I mean my weed dealer sells it easy bro throwing him under the bus too speeded how dare you throw him under the bus no it's cool like every you know like lot of small businesses like small like Mom and Pop stores use that now instead of having the big credit card machine that they just have like an iPad sitting there that you just sign yeah it makes sense I I I went to a coffee place recently that uh you swipe your credit card and then you write on the screen right you know you're write your thing on the screen what's really crazy is that like there's like these little tablets and it's all this really complicated screen high definition touchcreen super accurate but you're still like doing this thing with your [ __ ] you're putting your mark That's how you prove it's you that's so goofy it is Goofy it's real weird that that's still the way we do it and it doesn't even matter anymore like that you don't there's no need to go through that on I did once I was cuz I was looking at one of these sign in things I'm like there's no way it matters and I wrote in the signature box way it matters stolen card and I hit submit and it totally
worked yeah it's just they want to get a record of you making a mark on that paper you making a mark on that screen what do you think will happen cuz they're they're going to stop teaching cursive in school yeah and they're already starting to thank God what's going to happen with signatures that's a good question that's a very good question like what are we going to how are we going to sign things like if you never learned incursive what it's are we going to all have like codes do you think that the idea of signing things is ridiculous and isn't it kind of ridiculous the idea of signing things like you said you wrote it down we got it right here he said it like the idea that you're bound to an agreement you can wavy lines that you put on paper there's certain things that I think like business dealings like say if you and I decided to build a house together like Nick and Joe go into construction business and we deci build and we have a business and the business is 50/50 and you know we pay for the same amount for this and that and we get the same amount of profit you got that all worked out that kind of makes sense to do that but there's a lot of things that you signed for like cable agreements you know or cell phone contracts or there entanglements business entanglements wa there's a contract to get a cell phone I have a I have to have a contract like what is this what am I agreeing to I'm a green to what is this is ridiculous there's a whole documentary I watched on Netflix about terms and conditions and all the things that you sign away the second look at them yeah who [ __ ] reads that [ __ ] nobody and that's why they get away with putting all kinds of insane [ __ ] in there what's the documentary called it's called like we're [ __ ] or some [ __ ] something really terrible I think it's called like terms and conditions terms and something it's on it's on Netflix and it's it's pretty interesting that they go through all the different companies and like uh which ones like will will sell your personal information cuz you've agreed the second you hit click yes on iTunes or like you agree to Apple's the second you turn on your iPhone or something like that they can store your information they can sell it if the government needs it they they
used to be like we we will not give out your information and then they've changed the Clause to like you know unless like it'll be words like unless certain things come up like well the [ __ ] does that mean it just be anything unless certain things come up they're so vague about it like you know unless like [ __ ] goes down you're like you can't say that yeah it's just what is that that South Park episode human [Laughter] nobody reads it I would I would like I would love to know what the actual numbers of people who read the terms and conditions before they click on it accept half a percent if that right that means so much that means a half a percent is one person out of 200 right isn't that what it means I think well yeah right yeah yeah yeah 1% would be one out of 100 so half a percent is 1% at 200 right does that make sense so yeah ites I don't I don't believe that so you think it's even yeah yeah I think it's probably not even not 1% but like one tenth of 1% I bet it's one out of a thousand that's what I bet yeah that makes more sense yeah one out of a thousand actually reads the whole thing and goes hm do I want to click on this let me see yeah get out his reading glasses this [ __ ] goddamn liberal President we have here trying to communize my country yeah yeah that guy will read it and it they they tell you in the documentary if you spent all the time reading every time like a new terms and conditions comes up for all the different things that make you sign one it it you it would take like years of your life you have to take like days off of work to be like dude I just signed up for Netflix Spotify and I got a new iPhone so like I can't come in work today CU I have to read like 860 pages of legal jargon yeah it should be at a certain point in time it should be that your method of delivery is so woefully ineffective that it's illegal like a terms and conditions on that scale if I could prove that my theory was correct and then it's like 1 half of 1% or one tenth of 1% rather that that actually read that thing those should be illegal cuz you're making people sign things that they're just not reading you know they're not reading it yeah you're like misleading you're intentionally
making it more difficult they make everything so rock solid in their favor and even things that like just shouldn't be that way there's certain agreements like when you find out that anytime you cancel anytime you you know you want to change this you're subject to fees you're subject to that and you you find out things like about your information your history they're selling your phone number or your email and there's so many things that happen to people when you sign those little things away but we do it recklessly yeah I don't ever think about it have you ever had an app that you clicked yes on then it started making tweets for you yeah there's there especially on Android there's a lot of sketchy things that like you're installing so they can also track you like and whoever made this app can track you that's weird yeah I had a guy um he made some app uh that tweeted for me something about like uh how to a prize for an iPad you know and uh and someone said dude you Hawking iPads and I was like what are you talking about and I went to my thing I was like what the [ __ ] is this and then I found out where it was from this guy I guess I had like retweet tweeted something from a website like sometimes when you retweet something like if you go to a website and you click on a story or something that you think is interesting and you there's like a tweet button but if you tweet it like sometimes you're agreeing to allow them to have access to your Twitter account or at least used to be that way well a lot of those websites that's how you they steal your credit or your uh password also because you go in there it could be like tweet the story and it say like you need to log in and what it's doing it's actually stealing your password and logging you in at the same time so it looks like everything's going right and then that that's how a lot of people get fished for their I could only imagine but uh this dude somehow or another had like an app installed on my Twitter it was like you know those those things that are attached to your Twitter you know there's like Evernote and you can tweet with Evernote and there's a bunch of different ones yeah this guy had like this installed on my computer I was like what the [ __ ] so I go to his website his website is like a you know his Twitter
page got like a 100,000 [ __ ] uh friends or whatever it is followers like like how's he doing that like how how like just scams all around yeah you automatically add them probably yeah I do I do a search to find out what like what kind of traffic his websites getting ridiculous traffic because this all this weasel work going on yeah you know sneaky people that force you into clicking on things or trick you into clicking on things next thing you know they're tweeting about iPad giveaways from your account you're like what and then you find out that that's legal yeah you you you actually clicked on a thing that said you're allowed to do that mm yeah it's bizarre like if after watching that documentary made me want to like just not sign up for a lot of websites where I'm like do I really want that do I need that because I'm not going to read the terms and conditions yeah whoa Brian Dunning sentenced to 15 months in prison who is that oo remember Brian yeah yeah Brian Dunning was the guy I had him on uh my podcast and we had a very uh contentious discussion sad to hear and he um he had a um an issue with I believe it was Amazon right eBay eBay eBay yeah he had created some sort of an app and if you use the app it uh it puts a cookie on your uh on on your computer like if you use it m it puts a cookie on your computer and then anytime you go to eBay and make a purchase or do business he would get like a kickback and the way uh he described the way they described it is very different so I don't know who's right or who's wrong but what they're accusing him of is you it plants something on your like a plants a cookie and then even if you don't go to eBay through his website it appears that you did so they have like these eBay Affiliates where say like if nickus of.com if I went through that and then went to eBay and purchased something you would get like a little tiny piece the action and over time that count that counts for a lot and because these apps were popular it counted for a lot and he made a lot of money 5 million whoa yeah he made $5 million off this app and then they uh they shut it down and arrested him and when we had him on the podcast um I do not think he's a bad guy but there's something wrong with the
way he thinks um and what I say that I say that with all all respect and dignity um communicating about uh a fellow human being like I don't hate that guy he's silly and he said a bunch of crazy [ __ ] about me um but I think I think there's something wrong with the way he thinks I think and I even communicated with him about that in private we had like a little email conversation and he actually asked me about psychedelic drugs and he's curious about the Mind expanding aspects and we had a we we had a pretty intense conversation about it um because I think and and I told him that I said with all due respect I think there's something wrong with the way you think like I don't know what it is but I think it's like a mental illness his his versions of reality and reality itself are so twisted like there was a video that we watched of tower 7 from September 11th falling yeah and he was trying to convince us that it doesn't collapse into its base he was trying to convince us that only 3/4 of the tower the 3/4 of the tower is still standing it was only the top quarter whatever it was he had some weird numbers in his head I'm like what are you talking about that that thing gives out and falls into a pile yeah like the reason why it's so high is because that's how much [ __ ] there is the whole thing's gone like the building disintegrated it's not a cartoon where it all just vanishes yeah it's all on top yeah exactly it's sign it's a stack of [ __ ] the reason why the stack is so high is cu there was a lot of [ __ ] above it it fell like this is [ __ ] like this is but he wouldn't let it go and when I was looking at him when he wouldn't let it go it's like oh there's something wrong in there like there's a there's a missing thing and then when he started talking about it his life it made way more sense because he was raised a very very conservative Mormon like his whole life he was very religious and he's he's developed his mind developed under this fundamentalist thinking that is super damaging to people and that sounds like a an ignorant bigot an anti-religious thing for me to say but just listen to this for a second I I have friends that grew up Mormon and they to this day tell that they're really gullible and they worry about it they don't they don't know
whether or not someone is trying to pull a fast one on them they don't know whether or not like a a yoga Guru or a a cult member could rope them in and suck them into things by telling them that they found the SE like they have this weird need to believe irrational things this is from this woman who tells me herself it disturbs her she's like I don't know what it is but I have this weird like I'm I'm susceptible to to trickery and I was like whoa like that is a weird admission yeah and she was just talk she was like as I've gotten older and she's not dumb she's like as I've gotten older and I've talked to my other friends I'm like well what is it about me and she's like because all my life I thought that God had my back all my life I thought that God has everything covered and everything's going to be fine until over and over again [ __ ] up things would happen to her and she was forced to go wait what's going on here and then she would see the ridiculous hypocrisy of the church she looked into the religion deeper then got to be like here 40s and is looking at her life going [ __ ] yeah like what is this and why am I why am i v that guy is like that he grew up super religious when you grew up super religious like that especially if you don't have open-minded parents like there's a way I think that you could grow up with a sense of spirituality and still be very open-minded and maybe scientifically inclined but the reason why this guy is like s such a skeptic he's like going after things like deep debunking things showing H this is all nonsense ladies and gentlemen like have you ever seen his video on fracking yeah yeah that's the perfect example of there's like a noons voice that people use and it's like there's a tone there's like a very condescending way of communicating their ideas it's the noons guy and there's a lot of things that are misunderstood about hydraulic fracturing otherwise known as fr in you ever seen pull that video up cuz let's justen I believed it back in the day when I first saw it what' you believe that fracking was real what do you mean or I mean not fracking I'm sorry never mind I believe it what I thought fracking is totally real they make a lot of money off of fracking son what did
you uh what were you talking about those little things in the cameras I was thinking of that things in the cameras remember like the lines uh oh you talking about like the the rods rods that's what oh yeah yeah no that's totally different that guy mad at me that Rod guy the rod guy they they've clowned him on that uh monster quest show mhm do you know uh what the rods are no no there's a visual artifact that comes when bugs fly across a screen bugs move really fast and if you don't have a super high-speed camera it can't capture the bug so it elongates the shape of the bug cuz it's this little tiny thing moving quickly and it looks like a a translucent tube that's moving through the air yeah and it's just a video artifact a video camera trying to capture highspeed bugs and this guy made all these documentaries about this these things flying in the air man and you could only see him on camera they move too fast with the human eye which doesn't make any sense cuz if I can see them on the camera like the video that's not too fast with a human eye okay I'm seeing the video of it it's just like this is actually slower than the human eye can perceive yeah you know you the human eye sees [ __ ] you know like hey what is that [ __ ] some [ __ ] flying fire you would see it this is so stupid like if you could see it in the video You' see it in real life it's so dumb and he tried to run with a conspiracy oh he made documentaries me and Eddie Bravo got stoned as [ __ ] and watched it we're like dude there's what do you think these rods are we're so we're so high we're so high we're so ridiculous we were go what do you think they are man it's crazy that you can't see them I'm like that doesn't even make any sense man it doesn't even make any sense so you think they're everywhere yeah they're everywhere they're just moving so fast we can't see them we like that's so crazy maybe we should put up a net we should put up a net and try to catch them Yo they're so fast they see the net they're gone you're right you're right you're right like otherwise like they would slam into planes and [ __ ] they' be peeling them off of planes here it is listen to Brian talking about hydraulic fracturing Fishers then sand is mixed with the water and gets distributed
throughout the cracks to prop them open the water is in pumped back out and now the gas can freely flow to the B hole the controversy comes mainly from the fact that about 1 half of 1% of the fluid consists of lubricants and surfactants needed to get the controversy comes from the fact that people can't drink their water anymore man this hydraulic fracturing like this that's one of those things you bring up in a conversation on podcast and people go [ __ ] bananas it's a global warming type issue really yeah you know how you global warming if you believe in global warming or if you don't believe in global warming you're going to piss somebody off and you're going to get heated tweets about it people get [ __ ] furious because it's an it's an ideology argument mhm and people that abortion support yes people that support hydraulic fracturing support business you know you don't understand Nick use if you're [ __ ] hippie you don't understand business okay the way business gets done is the it's it's cheaper to get that oil out than it is to rely on foreign oil and endanger American like it's that sort of attitude it's like and then there's the people that are like environmentally conscious go whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's happening like how much water's getting polluted like how many Wells are there there's Millions hold on wait a minute you guys have a million fracking Wells there's a million and it's causing earthquakes too whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you can't well what we need right now is not hippies what we need out now is oil patriotism patriotism and oil I'm not pro or con fracking ladies and gentlemen I'm not opposed to putting a fence around a certain area of like South Dakota where nobody goes and fracking the [ __ ] out of that [ __ ] and not having to go to war for for foreign oil I'm I'm not totally opposed to that my is I don't think it's controlled I don't when you talk about like all right let's guess how many fracking Wells are there let's take it take a while guess they've been fracking in Ohio lately and now we have all these earthquakes over there oh yeah proven proven that's so scary okay how many fracking in the US a thousand that's so cute that's a really low number oh that's so or cute right you do look you're a handsome bastard
but that no I'm saying it's so low it's ridiculous I bet it's a million oh I would say a million mhm yeah I think so I'd say yeah 5,000 to 10,000 that's it okay you guys say in the thousands what did you say I said I said around a thousand you said 5,000 to 10,000 I said a million okay I bet you guys are right okay 2013 what's the numbers what's the numbers over 1.1 million active oil and gas wells in the US whoa wow all right how many of them are fractured many people ask us how many Wells have been hydraulically fractured the United States it's an excellent question but not one that's easily answered Most states don't release the data on well uh stimulation activities also since the data are released by state regulatory agencies it is necessary to obtain data from each state that has oil and gas data to even begin the conversation we finally had a chance to complete the task and have able to be uh able to aggregate the following totals wow this is pretty nuts man there's a lot of [ __ ] Wells bro there's over a million woo That's crazy dude that's scary man how is that a better idea than investing in like solar paneling and like alternate sources I don't know there's a bunch of different kinds of Wells though so let me just clarify that there's um directional there's a bunch of different types directional horizontal either direction or horizontal vertical hydraulically fractured not fractured unknown or shell formation so out of all of these all of these it's a million but it says hydraulically fractured it says 130 but does that mean there's only 130 fracking Wells as each state releases data differently it wasn't always possible to get consistent data on fracking Wells these Wells are known to be hydraulically fra fractured but the slant of the well is unknown oh I see okay they have a bunch of different ways that they get the W the water out or get the um the oil out this is fascinating [ __ ] man they go down then they take turns they like they'll go down and they take left turns or they'll go like horizontally or they'll go at an angle into the Earth depending on where the where the rocket is and where the oil is
they're trying to suck out wow that's a crazy [ __ ] thing man hydraulically fractured okay here it is Wells that have been hydraulically fractured might appear in any of the eight categories with the obvious exception of not fractured so that's the only one that doesn't have uh hydraulically fractured Wells included in it so uh categories that are very likely to be fractured include horizontal hydraulically fractured ured and unknown Shale formation the total of which is 32,000 Wells that's most likely to be fractured so they don't know but at least 32,000 however the number doesn't include any Wells from Texas or Colorado where we know thousands of Wells have been drilled into major shell formations Shale formations but the data for which had to be placed into categories that were more vague so there's different states have different like regulatory bodies I guess this states that are better to to [ __ ] rape the Earth in they probably are better off hiding the information too so it seems like um what they're saying is like 32,000 plus hydraulically fractured ones that they could locate that they know are most likely hydraulically fractured but then there's a bunch of the other ones that possibly could and the ones that aren't fractured there's only 7,477 of them out of the 1, 136,000 what's crazy is that they create earthquakes yeah it's [ __ ] and then it's still like nah it's worth it it's worth it totally worth it bro it's worth it if you keep your family warm yeah it's for America America safe bro America safe America's going to be a puddle of Goo a stinky puddle of goo and dead elk [ __ ] choking bison with their [ __ ] legs up in the air gagging blood out they have a new Ebola that comes only from oil right yeah I don't know man I just wish there was a better way to power [ __ ] I wonder if there would like if there was no oil let's say that oil didn't exist how far do you think civilization would have gone because there's no doubt that the combustion engine and and making machines and trucks and engines and that's the reason why we became what we are today there this [ __ ] chaotic Mass super organism that we are right so
if there was no oil if there wasn't an element on earth and the only have like plant-based oils like uh you know sunflower oil or some [ __ ] hemp oil you know which they use for lamps and stuff they use like different kinds of oils for lamps but no oil in the ground how far would things have gotten I don't know cuz how long would it have taken this is the part of the conversation when Brian checks out um who knows like cuz how long would it have been before you'd found an alternate way like the electric car like how long did that take forever but you need you need combustion enges to make all those things see to make an electric car yeah there's you need an engine to take the parts to get the parts to the car manufacturer to deliver the stuff like those are all being delivered with trucks right like this idea that like you get electric car and you're Karma free this nonsense well no that that technology would have had been created for the manufacturing everything would have had to been run electrically exactly but how long would it have taken to discover yeah Forever Without the the motor to take the parts uhuh to put it together like you got to pick up the tire somewhere and drive in a truck those aren't electric trucks you know yeah it would have been like wagons for so many years pulled with oxen would had oxin pulling your [ __ ] tires yeah and then how are they going to figure out a way to power up these machines what's going to fire up the electricity they're going to use a dam and the dam fires up the electricity for these machines and these machines build this engine and and is there enough electricity to charge batteries where you guys getting the batteries where you getting the minerals that go in the batteries you got to go to Afghanistan man yeah you got to drill for him how you going to get to Afghanistan The Oxen can't swim you got to take a a [ __ ] raft and fill it up with minerals from Afghanistan and floaty back to America and build your stupid electric car you know the battery would have been invented in like 1973 it would have taken that long this is what Obama meant when he was like when you started a smart B small business you didn't build
that that's what he meant the infrastructure you cannot have an electric car without the infrastructure right they created batteries back in the Egyptian days though so they might might have been well I think they could have probably done something it would have been well those batteries were dog [ __ ] by the way let's be honest everybody's like the batteries were amazing they weren't even iPhone one they weren't even close they were stupid they even Duracell yeah those [ __ ] could even power a light like you you couldn't like have like the the light that Powers your cell phone like I went out to close my chicken CP last night and uh went out I used my phone as a flashlight the new iPhone has an uh like built-in flashlight thing you you slide this thing up and you hit that and boom you got a flashlight it takes two seconds it's built in and it's such a slick thing you know go outside that wouldn't work that a stupid Egyptian battery big goofy ass thing got to carry on this pot with copper core yeah unless you made a big one like the size of a you know like a pyramid use the pyramid with a battery the whole time do you imagine that's what it was yeah soon our battery will be operatable pyramid's a that was like one of the crazy conspiracy theory hypothesis that the pyramid was a giant some sort of a power plant really yeah yeah yeah oh really of course I believe it if you can think it up somebody has like probably written blog entries about it yeah that's true it doesn't matter how kooky the idea is if you could think up a Kookie idea somebody's written some [ __ ] about it I was thinking of bugs the other day cuz it was there was a uh praying Manis that was on my porch that just hung out the whole whole day and he has like these huge antennas and I was like isn't it weird that we don't really focus like these bugs have like antennas on them like in the future like we're going to find out that these are like aliens that are communicating with each other through some they might as well be aliens we just don't get give a [ __ ] about them cuz they're little yeah we can just kick them out of the way they're little drones you know they're drones for aliens there's like these little well what they are is a weird
little life form that shares the world with us that has no morals no ethics they're ruthless cold-hearted emotionless killers and they have a hard skeleton they don't need each other's touch you know they have this very bizarre military organization as far as they have a queen you know they have they have uh the worker bees and they're they're building shelter and protecting the hive and they're weird man we just don't think of them as being so weird cuz they're little and we could [ __ ] smos them like that but if a be was big oh I know yeah but a lot of them it's like like if they all of a sudden became big we're like [ __ ] and then were like oh cool they only live for 4 days thank God like that threat's neutralized soon yeah but there's so many of them yeah before we started killing them off with cell phones cell phones and pesticides apparently the big one that's whacked them out remember when you were a kid bees were everywhere how often are you see bee are you seeing bees every day at my house but do you see bees like you saw bees when you were a kid well I have't ton of like bees nest everywhere in my house you do yeah really oh wow Mays maybe you got a sweet spot for bees and wasp B populations are pretty down though aren't they wasn't that like a it's a major concern let's say dropping B populations let's play another game I say B populations are down by 40% 40 wow I would say 25 20% 25% what do you say Brian uh I say up I say I think it's all big conspiracy I think bees are more bees than all around Brian's house in fact we have a be problem we need to stop these bees okay 30% um this is even crazier um 30% in the US beekeepers experience losses of 40 to 50% or more wow yeah just as commercial bee operations prepared to transport their hives to the country's largest pollinator event the fertiliz fertilizing of California is almond trees oh that's interesting so they um I guess they hire people to go do that they bring bees and the bees uh populate or uh bees pollinate these plants that's pretty cool wow spread out across 800,000 Acres California's almond Orchards typically require 1.6 million domesticated bee colonies to pollinate the flowering trees and produce what has
become the state's largest overseas agricultural export I did not know know that almonds are our largest overseas export and why is that because weed's illegal [ __ ] if weed was legal you don't think that people in like Portugal would be dying to get a hold of some goddamn California weed um but given widespread bee losses to so-called colony collapse disorder this winter California's almond Growers were able to pollinate their crop only through an intense Nationwide push to Cobble together the necessary number of healthy bee colonies wow Nationwide push that's crazy that's how they grow almonds that's insane it's amazing so cool I love when I find out something like this where I had no idea that they I didn't know that I thought bees they made they just made honey and you know they pollinated [ __ ] but I didn't know that they needed them to grow almonds yeah like they're domesticated that's crazy man yeah I thought they only did one thing they make two delicious items they make almonds yeah if it wasn't for them that's amazing but that these colonies were down and that in order to pollinate all their plants they need to they need to bring in other bees there's not like another possibility they're like no no no no no we need bees but what isn't there another method let's let's put our heads together and no no no no no no no no they're not going to grow you need bees it's not going to grow that really puts into light how important bees are something like that that really makes you realize like oh like if it's not for bees there's there's not a lot of [ __ ] like you need those little cty bugs yeah yeah that's bizarre man there's this image on um the uh this Yale site where I'm reading the story and there's this dude who's dressed up in this beekeepers outfit and he's like handling these bees and moving them around in these uh in these uh California Farms these uh onion crops and you're looking at them you're like how is that much different than the Ebola guy what do you mean I mean he's he's got a [ __ ] crazy suit to protect him as well that dude's fully suited up for an invasion of attacking monsters right you know what is that Brian Tony hinchcliff dressed up as a Bee he is a bee the greatest bee of all
time what's what do wasps do anything positive or they [ __ ] up bees oh is that it just are they the ones that can keep stinging you as where it be like it's like it's like a comic Mission it's like one and done wasps yeah have you ever seen that video the Japanese hornets killing the Beehive no wo it's the weirdest video ever man because it's this if we put it on it'll probably get us kicked off of YouTube right is that how it works it's one of it's one of those ones well there Nature Documentaries man they go after you and have you pulled from YouTube what yeah Nature Documentaries people own them you know that it probably cost a grip of money to film high-speed video footage of some Japanese hornets [ __ ] up some honey bees right but just do me a favor go just Google Japanese hornets [ __ ] up honeybees and check it out because it's amazing they're monsters they're they cut their heads off they just cut the honey bees heads off and like I think it was like 30 bees killed 30,000 bees or 30 hornets killed 30,000 bees something nutty like that war oh but it's not a war it's like you with a hatchet and a room full of babies that's what it's like there's no no one's fighting back I mean they can't do anything they just chop their heads off like Thea something along those lines like the only way they can kill them is they have to overheat them so what they do is they all swarm on top of them they hold the The Hornet down and they they keep buzzing they buzz on him and raise his internal temperature until he dies holy [ __ ] yeah that's the only way they can kill him they can't kill him by stinging him doesn't work they can't get through their [ __ ] Armor so they just turn the heat up until they die yep they smother them they [ __ ] torture them it's the only way to do it what else would you do it's trying to eat your babies chop their heads off [ __ ] it's crazy that these like invasions are happening with like on such a small level you think bees are like dumb bee just flying around making honey and meanwhile they're like here's the plan all right we're going in we're going to heat the [ __ ] place up until everyone dies well no the the bees do that to the Hornets but what they do what they do is say one Hornet would be
a scout Hornet and the scout Hornet will show up and when the Scout Hornet shows up that's when the Beast swarm it the Beast swarm it and hold it down and try to kill it because if they don't kill it if it gets back to the hornet nest and goes yo I found some bees that's when [ __ ] gets crazy that's when they they fly back and [ __ ] everybody up that's insane yeah that world the hornet bee you know I think of them in sort of the same sort of category these flying bugs that sting like that world is unbelievably ruthless yeah the fact that first of all the fact that there's there ERS kill them too like when they exting a person or something it pulls out of their body like it's this giant sword that pulls out of their body and they die that happens when they have sex that happens when they sting yeah they only live to be like a week old like if they're lucky and if they sting you they die and then on top of that like the female can sting all the time like the queen she doesn't have to worry about her Barb coming out she can just sting all day long but all she does is seek out other females so she walks around the hive and smells each individual little honeycomb in those little Combs where the bees grow up in what that's not a honeycomb what is it a what are those things bit honey not a comb whatever it is whatever those little pods where the larvae are growing if she finds that it's a female she uses her her [ __ ] stinger and stabs the baby what yep that's what it's for like no other women other wom no other women there could be only one she's Highlander damn yeah she walks around and stabs all the females and then [ __ ] all the dudes to death yep [ __ ] him to death Jesus CH [ __ ] is Gangster as [ __ ] that's a gangster [ __ ] wow that might be the most gangster [ __ ] of the Animal Kingdom right I mean probably sword on her [ __ ] cuz how many other like prank Manis or black widows I guess right okay here's a good question who would win in a fight a praying mantis or a wasp praying mantis okay um I'm going to go with the wasp wasp versus praying mantis i' say praying mantis female pray Manas decapitates her like [ __ ] the dude and then yeah but those guys are [ __ ] I don't know PR Manus versus wasp okay there's would be able to probably reach
a r like if the WASP was like I'm going to stab you in the back the pray man is probably couldn't get it yeah but maybe they they have like hard uh skeletons that they can't be pierced by bees I'm going to go praying Manis interesting is that is that your bird yeah I'm watching this pregant okay the amazing thing is if only the WASP knew how vulnerable the pl prag mantis is could in numbers easily sting it to death but it doesn't the answer lies in the camouflage strategy of the Mantis and now the WASP usually visualizes the Mantis among the foliage the Mantis is not seen as a threat to the WASP large female praying mantis almost ready to produce her egg case needs one last meal it's a European wasp it says the bullies of the insect World insect mimicry they okay so I guess uh that's the answer there the [ __ ] praying mantis here's a giant hornet versus a praying man is oh wow dude this praying mantis [ __ ] this wasp up quick the WASP is walking around it's too it's pretty dope I wish we could show it and not get pulled off of YouTube whatever happens to those when we get pulled off those Jamie do we get back on yes and no yes and no this is worth watching dude look at this one yeah that's the one I'm watching man small in the corner I think we could maybe way with that well um pray manises are gangster they [ __ ] wasps the Wasps don't have a chance he just holds them and starts eating them that's what's really crazy they're so strong they just eat the Wasps back just hang on and eat them yeah that's a [ __ ] vicious vicious animal the world of those those creatures is just so evil and alien we just don't think about it cuz they're so small yeah on their level it's like Ruthless People like not people but the other animals are like they they run scared but for us it's like a pair of Vans can just take them both out at once yeah they're these other bees are swimming or flying around this praying mandis not sure how to save their friend but they don't know what to do while those wasp is getting just eaten alive just eating the back of his head it's horrific man he's just holding on to it and just eating it we just we're we're looking at it in this tiny scale so it
doesn't seem that horrific but if a Praying manness was the size of a giraffe you know yeah and we saw it chase after a hippo and jacket and it was it was [ __ ] up this hippo in front of all the other hippos and there wasn't a goddamn thing they could do about it they just had to sit there and just deal with the fact that this huge mechanized looking Beast just ch taking chunks out of the hippo's head and they're like oh [ __ ] do we go over there and save him what do we do that's why like size is in the the animal kingdom is so relevant cuz when you get really low wow there's a prank man just Jack that be they don't play games man they don't play games they're so strong they just hold on to the bee and start eating them is that his death rattle you know he's just trying to fly away he's trying to fly away look how much stronger those things are that's like he plants his legs J Jones versus Bobby Lee that's what that's like that's what that's like that's that's what kind of a battle that is just holds him it doesn't matter what he does you're not going anywhere and this uh praying mantis is a [ __ ] man just holds on to and starts eating dude yeah that's a weird world it's just tiny tiny tiny so we don't freak but if it was big it would be way more ruthless than what we're seeing like even amongst mammals like Predator mammals when we see like a lion take out a gazelle like I guess that's not as creepy to me because they're mammals yeah if I saw a giant praying mantis take out a gazelle I'd be way more freaked out he the way they look it's it looks more alien yeah you know yeah with their weird bugged out eyes and their crazy arms and their antenna that some kind of weird internet all of it man yeah dude if a pray mantis didn't exist and you got to see this you'd be like what if this was a a character in a movie you're like what planet is this on yeah that easily could be if it was large it could be an alien in a movie like the movie Alien if that thing was chasing you that'd be just as scary oh yeah big giant ass [ __ ] crab arms just going to clamp a hold you they're probably designed after the praying mantis some animal like that yeah I bet
there's probably definitely some influence yeah those CU if you think about like bugs bugs are just like what those aliens were like the alien they were like this emotionless ruthless thing that just like sort of popped out of the darkness and clamped a hold of you and [ __ ] shot a tongue in your brain and sucked your brain out how is that any different than what we just saw that thing D I know yeah you don't see any Humanity cuz the eyes don't look the same they're M like the you can't like identify with it you're like this is a foreign species and this giant tongue's coming at me to rip my heart out of my chest yeah yeah that's kind of exactly what it is like the difference between when we see like a cat eat a gazelle you know when you see a cat who what is this pray manness versus hummingbird no way check what happens there's just three of them well pray manises kill hummingbirds dude really yeah so hummingbirds are scared of them there's a there's there's a video of a hummingbird with a Praying Manis in his mouth it's really [ __ ] or a Praying Manis with a hummingbird in his mouth looks like they jacked him there right are super small so they attacked him where did they attack him here he is and those things are [ __ ] aliens also hummingbirds yeah they're beautiful where is he jack them you know the smallest hummingbird is the size of like a dime really yeah I saw one I went to a I did a dissection uh and oh [ __ ] oh dude this PR Mass wins God holy cow did it explode look at that look at this it's waiting and the hummingbird gets close and when the hummingbird goes for the food it attacks a hummingbird watch this dead look at this swap oh look at his took him down it was a suicide pom that's crazy that's like UFC [ __ ] that was that's crazy yeah that's what that's how scary those things are that thing was bigger than him [ __ ] [ __ ] praying manises they need a more threatening name yeah right praying Manis are like yeah cuz it stands weird and it also kills hummingbirds well it's the prey is p r y it's not like preying mantis I think it is ay right is it cuz I think the way they yeah oh it is they stand yeah I
always thought it was praying yeah cuz of what I mean yeah they pre on things yeah it would suck if they spelled it prey and they were just s snake no yeah no they don't attack a [ __ ] snake oh my God no no way snake did yeah if we get kicked off YouTube a [ __ ] [ __ ] play it what the tired of this [ __ ] prank Manis is also LED uh the the dudes to Bethlehem I if I remember dude you're making [ __ ] up no I think that's real a pray man is Jack a snake a corn snake about 10 in in length that's about what size of my dick son we'll just keep on pushing it back and forth confused a little are you trying to trick the algorithm that ain't going to work you [ __ ] silly [ __ ] yeah put it negative that [ __ ] ain't going to work what did we just see whoa turn that back to regular I need to see what his approach was look he's upside down he's spidermanning it that's insane he's upside down and he reached down and snatched a snake they're so evil bro incredibly the snake is incapable of freeing itself from the grip of the 6-in Mattis that's amazing is in danger of being eaten alive by the insect that's amazing it's just eating it upside down look at that poor snake too he's like what the [ __ ] nobody eats me I'm a snake man yeah you're supposed to be you're a leaf I thought is insane it's amazing how much stronger insects are mtis loses its grip oh you [ __ ] corn snake escapes noitu bad POS what we didn't hear is a Praying Manis go like go tell your friends I'm letting you live yeah go tell your friends I'm in town praying Manis versus tarantula I don't what pray Manis is are mother showing off at this point the next one's like praying Manis ver versus teenage boy you're like no pray manace versus baby yeah pray manace versus kitten I bet that's out there oh that would be great I bet it's out there is it out there yeah [ __ ] versus kitten I got to watch that how's that possible that's nuts so the idea is that its hands are uh out like it's praying like it's like look at this pray Manis versus tarantula jacked a tarantula it's saying please come [ __ ] with me I dare you it's just holding on to the tarantula I think
once it gets those clamps on you all those bugs are [ __ ] they can't do [ __ ] about it once it get those clamps that's weird man oh no is that cat one bad no cat really this is crazy how strong that thing is yeah cats are look it just holds on look it just hooked that [ __ ] prank mantis's head or that tarantula's head and the tarantul is like let me go [ __ ] it's like nope they're so much stronger look it's just eating it biting its legs and [ __ ] they're praying for Mercy oh but tantula turns it around oh oh you got jacked son it's over he's jacked look he's upside down writhing in pain oh is that the end what the [ __ ] who shut the video off there guy's an [ __ ] who got bored at that point that's like the like the height know is this a part one of a 10-part Trilogy yeah two hours later Scorpion versus trench Japanese you know what what japanes bug fight Stu can you look up what the praying mantis is afraid of like who prays on the praying mantis Manis versus kitten this is awesome no no no don't worry don't worry the kitten's fine but it's it's wild to see man it's wild to see you see how gangster a Praying Manis really is that's how you see how gangster they are I get my picture you stay up with that no no no this this one this one here praying mantis boxing praying mantis versus kitten pull sorry this one boxing yeah you got to see this this is so ridiculous like they're going to war the kitten and the preg Mantis are [ __ ] throwing down to the death yeah is it look at this look at this [ __ ] Frank Manis he's not scared as [ __ ] that kitten [ __ ] him up [ __ ] what [ __ ] SWAT SWAT but look at him he's still up still swinging at the kitten the kitten doesn't know when to bite him he's scared to bite him look at him [ __ ] him up though look how tough a pray manness is it takes a Blow To The Head by something way bigger than it who is that guy speaking voodoo okay don't do that Brian you ruin the performance this cat's doing a great job prank man is all [ __ ] up you got a standing 8 count cat goes right back to him boom body slam we can jump that wasn't a jump that cat bit him in the head look at him he's still fighting
back though it's crazy and the cat is obviously scared of him a little bit cuz he's so fast oh another bite you're [ __ ] up son I didn't know they had like wings like that yeah look at that thing what a creepy ass alien bug 1 millionth the size of that cat it's still fighting back oh [ __ ] how many praying manises in body weight in body body weight how many praying manises does it take to equal that cat um that cat's about 10 lb yeah pray Manis is about 2 oz so 16 O is a pound yeah that's a lot bigger is the mathematical equation okay he just jacked it he just jacked it it's down now he must have bit it in the head now he's like what [ __ ] oh it's on his back again what [ __ ] what [ __ ] up [ __ ] what up [ __ ] I SWAT you in your head [ __ ] pop the prank Manis is still trying to fight back dude I want the camera to widen out and there's just like a circle of like Filipino dudes like betting money on the whole thing yeah probably right that's a good thing to bet on like how long pray Manis last with a cat yeah I had no idea until this podcast how gangster pray manises were I know taking mine who who who prays on the praying mantis like who's their Predator like their direct Predator that's a good question Predator to the praying mantis uh here's a mouse versus a [ __ ] praying Manis it's got to be some kind of bird that's like tougher than a hummingbird H yeah what are the enemies of a praying mantis okay let's find out CH check this out real quick because I don't want to show too much of this video because it's but look oh we jacked a mouse that's incredible it's [ __ ] crazy these guys oh my God show that again dude show that again I don't care if they pull off YouTube I need to see this look at this look at this mouse it doesn't move dude [ __ ] wow oh can hear the mouse soon draws its last breath it's an odd sight to watch an insect devouring a mammal yes it is yeah it is that that's the most gangster insect in the insect World period right it's got to be yeah it's got to be I it doesn't have any
Venom it's doing all this [ __ ] with no Venom it's just yeah it's got like those big praying Mana hands or whatever you it's essentially just doing jiujitsu and and eating it yeah it just does j- Jitsu and then just starts eating he holds him in side control and just eats the [ __ ] out of him wow insane it weird cuz the the one that was on my patio it was right next to where I was sitting the whole day and did he swing at you no it just stared at me his head would like look like when like my girlfriend came outside he would look over at my girlfriend and then look back at me but like I would walk next to it and never flew away never moved yeah yeah the only thing I uh the dog started like trying to sniff it and and it kind of looked down like get away from me it was probably wondering if it could eat you it was probably looking at you and go [ __ ] he's too big but I like later it's like boxing an oak tree or something like that like working out it was like I think he's vulnerable he just I feel like I could get him but just not quite big enough o yeah come on man I me they're getting into modeling now look at that they're modeling now look at that thing crazy they're breaking into entertainment that's dance wow Progressive dance that's put that picture up again man look at the body on that thing it's so weird what a strange animal and how horrific would that be if that thing was like horse sized and was chasing after you that's it going like now what [ __ ] like there something on the ground [ __ ] Mouse do you imagine the physical strength of one of those things if it was like the size of a horse oh yeah dude it they'd be tearing apart cars there's the one that was my at my house like I'm going to hide in my car no and they just RI that car open Easy that's the was yeah look at them man evil [ __ ] bug crazy we're just so lucky that they're little they're like the bugs from Starship Troopers right yeah kind of looks like the best analogy or the best uh yeah best comp they look like him they had to been modeled like directly after oh yeah for sure right those Starship Trooper bugs are [ __ ] awesome that was a silly movie but what are you doing Brando before and after his role in Godfather before makeup and after makeup oh really yeah oh wow
that's amazing Al so they made him look older I didn't know they did that he almost looked like like a George Clooney Brad Pit combo right here oh he was a handsome man when he was young what what does that have anything to do with what we're doing we're talking about you goddamn conversation killing we were talking about a green bug that destroys well that Starship Troopers movie yeah was uh what that would that's very realistic in terms of like if there was an invasion by bug we would be getting killed oh yeah if there was bugs like that do we even have like what kind of guns would it take to shoot down a giant pray mantis you'd have to have some [ __ ] serious Firepower like a regular rifle is not going to do it like if you you shot a shotgun and a pray mantis the [ __ ] would probably Ricochet right off of it probably I wonder if they're like their armor in like paneling yeah I don't know if it's like a like an armadillo just like straight through but they seem like they have like like Batman has like panels so we can move around it seems like that's what they're like well I bet they grow [ __ ] back too I bet they're like lobsters and a lot of other bugs hope when they snap off a wing or something like that they just grow it back you took this photo oh yeah that was the uh pray mantis that was in my yard yours is like brown that one was like on vacation well I think he was um I think he was um being camouflage uh they can change color I think so really I didn't know that yeah I think so okay can mantis camouflage let's see wow that' be cool yep they can wow I had no idea yeah yep defense and camouflage yeah so that's what that thing was doing so that's what that thing was doing in my yard if you look at it it's on that stone ball which is the top of a fountain yeah and it's it blended into the exact same color as the ball w wow that is so cool yep pretty weird praying Manis can camouflage perfectly into an environment of sticks barks leaves and and flowers D mantis is almost 4 in Long blah blah blah blah blah blah Blom the most evil looking one would be a red one oh yeah if it camouflage on to like you know something red like crazy eyes they can be green brown or a combination of
colors to match their environment it will mol every few weeks and then can take on the colors of its natural surroundings wow a pray mantis might even mimic the charred remains of sticks we seeds or grass after a fire wow oh God that it started with it dick swaying repetitively from side to side is a common camouflage behavior of the praying mantis it might be used to mimic the swaying movement of vegetation in the wind remember this wow what was that this is a video you posted about the oh yeah that was this gangster pray mantis at the commons wait a minute what's this this is that the parasite guy kills a zombie praying man that's revealing a huge parasite living inside of it what oh no no no this is not what I'm talking about I thought this was something else oh that's right he killed it and there's something inside of it yeah parasite look at that parasite just coming out of it whoa It's like a snake inside of it yeah that's essentially like that movie The Strain back that up so we can see that whole thing pop [Music] out ew Jesus Christ that's so weird welcome to the world of bugs this what this episode is Nick Yousef is hilarious and the world of bugs look at that thing also buy my new album yeah also buy his new album and don't think about this black dick coming out of this oh my God dead praying mantis wow so when the body died the parasite left it and just it out wow that is so [ __ ] look how big that thing is man it just keeps going well it doesn't know what to do either yeah it's so big how was that inside of it my God it's the entire body of the thing that's incredible and it doesn't the Mantis didn't look like it was like fat or anything and that spray that's on the ground that's the poison right so it's it's rolling around in the poison it's still going that so that parasite controlled the the like like a zombie he controlled the the Mantis mantis well there's an aquatic worm I don't know if that's the same one that it gets inside of a grasshopper and when it's about to be
born when it reaches the right size it actually takes over the mind of the grasshopper and gets the grasshopper to commit suicide so it hot wires look at that thing man it looks like a snake totally looks like a snake oh I would not swallow that yeah you would for like a lot of money though right how much how much you have to get paid imagine how big it would grow inside you like the size of it when that guy grabbed it and touched it that is some alien invasion type [ __ ] there that's what that is and what if there's a parasite living in that parasite dude you're blowing mind man you're getting too crazy yeah right a Wonder that's SC like there's parasites like that that live in humans oh yeah they just grow in your intestines mhm yeah that's that's bizarre from a lot of sushi yeah people get it from freshwater Sushi they say that you shouldn't really be chewing down too much salmon salmon sushi that's where you can catch it like fresh water stuff that lives in fresh water yeah [ __ ] man check this out this is creepy uh whoa what the [ __ ] man look at that face eyes it looks like like digital that's the last thing that Mouse saw Jesus Christ what an evil bug a praying mantis is hi guys that thing was clamping down on your face the size of a giraffe this guy a it's funny it looks like a lot of models how dare you like when it was mod it really does a lot of models look like aliens is that an eyeball third eye is that what it is or is it just like a dude it's even spiritual it's totally spiritual before it eats you and look at these antennas like goldplated antennas they're dope as [ __ ] yo look at that that is pretty cool it's like it's like braided it's Persian [Laughter] don't tell ma Bonnie that joke bro that's so racist yeah yeah why does it have to be Persian why can't it be Mexican because go to Studio City that's why go walk around there that didn't even look real it's yeah when you see them on a large scale you get a a sense of what it really is when you see those [ __ ] it's not trying to kill a frog no it's just hanging out on top of a frog wow they're like buddies it's like I need a
ride wow those things are aming a lot of pictures of frogs and them being friends that is a gangster bug but I kind of like that the tarantula jacked it cuz that was a battle to the death and tarantula won tarantal reverse position and sunk those teeth in there I wonder if in nature though who would have won cuz it's camouflaged you know what I mean cuz that was in like a kitchen yeah it looked like they set that fight up right before they turn on the camera they broke one of the man' legs and like all right go yeah I wonder if the the praying Manis would go after something as big as a tarantula in the wild yeah it seems like they're just so evil they go after anything that's in front of them the [ __ ] things are attacking Birds I know and mice and mice and they win and a [ __ ] cat it's it's just crazy yeah they don't give a [ __ ] they go after cats like every animal has an another animal they run from where they go oh [ __ ] all right I'm out of here I thought we in this area that praying Manis didn't even try to fly away it has wings right they have wings yeah and it's like nah I'll just [ __ ] take my chances see th it out come on Cat come on come get some of this come get some of this [ __ ] ass [ __ ] stab your [ __ ] stupid nose just ding it out this pray mantis on sidewalk dude that's crazy that's like seriously that's like you fighting a house yeah that's like you fighting a like a giant elephant right like a semi truck come on you're smaller than you you you're bigger in in comparison than you would be you know if you were fighting an elephant then that thing is to that cat what is this uh wait do you see do you see the Mantis oh yeah he's like tucked away in there like a flower what an evil [ __ ] he's pretending to be a flower Close Quarters is to say for what a creepy ass [ __ ] bug he looks exactly like the color of the flower totally Blended in and to hide is something beautiful too look at that look at this that's what they say about the devil that's incredible and look at this fly like oh you know just hanging out nothing [ __ ] look how quick it did that you can't even see it oh and just eat your face eat them
live Dam wow dude back that [ __ ] up so we could watch that one more time what a bizarre animal possible to say for sure where the plant ends and the insect starts you really can't tell this elaborate the Mantis to hunt at its Leisure look how brilliant it is it looks so much I mean even the highlights the pink highlights like a flower oh [ __ ] that's so fast so fast you can't see [ __ ] oh my my God pretty it's beautiful that's like the most beautiful image yeah the most beautiful video of something killing something ever I know the colors like the white with the blue oh my God look at that one what that's incredible that is incredible wow it's like we're looking at this uh image from the r yeah it's gorgeous to take shape as like one of the most beautiful images yeah like who doesn't like a flower and they did it perfect like with with perfect highlights like I would have never thought like if you showed me a photo of that and I didn't watch the video I've never thought there was a pray manace there I would have bet you a lot of money oh yeah what the odds there's a prey manace in there none zero it's a flower you [ __ ] idiot you don't even know what a manace looks like come on you want to bet where would it fit in that flower don't be [ __ ] you really think it can look that no it looked exactly like it you know what that means if if they were the size of humans they'd be like taking like the shape of like cheeseburgers and like all kinds of stuff they would look like the guys from Duck Dynasty they'd be wearing camo right look at that I'm walking here look at that look at that that's so weird that's so weird that that's a real thing why can't people do that we we're lucky people can't do that they would be eating people the way they Manis is eating flies just camouflage yeah that would not be good people would be hiding that's in your bushes and [ __ ] there's like six people in here that people would be blend like that character on X-Men yeah Mystique how come they have a new mystique and they didn't even bring that up by the way what do you mean how' they go from Rebecca Roma Stamos age she got too
old yeah doesn't matter it's a different person don't they have CGI they can turn one guy you know they could turn people into the Hulk and you tell me you can't CGI that chick to look exactly like Rebecca Roma Stamos right come on son that evil [ __ ] thing what's it eating there ice cream I don't know what that is looks like some sort of a bug pulling a pin off a grenade it's eating a turkey leg yeah he's said the renant R's Fair Ren's Fair bug I think the bug world is the creepiest world in all of nature yeah second only to The Fish World right Bug fish world's pretty creepy bugs look so creepy and they're able to like they have multiple hands all these things yeah and fish cuz you know you're like well it's out if it's out of the water it's over but a bug can just get in your bed sneak in your house what's the world's largest bug there's a good question what would you have if you had a guess what would you say the world's largest bug is the iPhone wow you [ __ ] baby um world's largest bug it's probably like some kind of [ __ ] Beetle yeah that Beetle some kind of something that halflife thing oh my God it's enormous it's it's this oh my God dud does it look like a pill bug it's so big it's this is a gross animal look up the world's biggest insect is so huge it eats Carrots what it's so huge it eats Carrots look at this thing whoa that's like a exactly that's a great great sound that's real wow it's a giant waa W hm um came across the cricket-like creature which has a wingspan of seven in after two days of searching on a tiny Island Lake Barrier Island in New Zealand it only lives there it was uh wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans pull that picture up again man here's another one it's like a big grasshopper Jesus Christ that thing's gross gross it's like a crab or like a lobster or something which should have related by the way see I was thinking it was going to be something like this which was like a pill bug I thought that's pretty big too yeah yeah that's a Madagascar hissing cockroach isn't it um I think that's what that is they get pretty big didn't you eat one of those yeah yeah I ate one of those not that bad see this is what I
thought it was like one of these oh yeah those creepy things like seapods or something like that is that what those are called like land otters yeah yeah those things have been around for a long bad eating they live on Doritos yeah they hate Cool Ranch it's the stoner variety what's the technical name for those things does it say in that image uh I Lassa pod LOD Lassa pod remember that isopod isopod isopod yeah that's it Jesus Christ look that damn it's a lobster it's like a land Lobster that's bigger obviously yeah so that's must be the biggest but that that has like more than isn't eight legs are more considered like an arid or yeah insect is six yeah I don't know is that how it works insect sect being six yeah that makes sense right or like arachnid is Spider by the way this is Nick yousef's new CD oh what is it called oh yeah I forgot about my own album It's called uh stop stop not owning this oh that's smart way to Market it yeah really stop not owning it ladies and gentlemen iTunes and all things comedy.com please purchase it it's my first album and I'm very proud of it Nick Yousef old school Comedy Store veteran yeah dude you go back I know you from when did I meet you probably met you in like parking lot of The Comedy Store in 200 two three you were you used to work there oh yeah he did the the whole stint like Ari like a lot of guys oh yeah that's how I met Ari Duncan I worked the phones he was the talent coordinator Duncan did the full stint oh I know that's a good stint for Comics that's the one place where comic and get a job like doing comedy being surrounded by degenerates on a constant basis and eventually become a professional comedian to have his own comedy CD exactly yeah I love those stories man I I love watching guys come up in in La um that was one of the few places where you'd see guys come up Joey Diaz is starting to do the comedy store again I love that man this is a strange dilemma that uh since uh Tommy has decided to uh part ways with the comedy that's the legal to the next stage of uh existence see what's that we did a great Ice House Chronicles Friday by the way it's I mean Tammy pascatelli Hannibal Bears I mean everybody came in because everyone wanted to talk about it was ridiculous
and what everybody wanted to talk about how ridiculous Tommy was yeah and yeah great episode well hey man did anyone defend him you know everyone kind of had somewhat defended him as being you know like this mysterious person and it's probably going to be the end of that part of The Comedy Store where it's like oo it's haunted and oh mity but uh uh I think you know I I showed a couple of the videos that I made and I think that kind of silenced everyone like yeah he was crazy well don't you have here's the deal though to take that job and to try to keep up the legacy of that famed institution of insanity you got to be a little crazy nobody else wants that job nobody else would have done that job they would have turned it into some sort of a corporate whatever you know fill in the blank Sugar Shack sunet Chuckle Hut yeah exactly I mean it it could have easily been something that it isn't what it is is a very very bizarre place like as far as comedy clubs go one of the most bizarre places of all time and one of the most historical comedy clubs ever in the world oh yeah as far as the art of stand-up comedy how many historical comedy clubs rival The Comedy Store very few because it's in the same location you know you have like a few other ones like the ice house it's older you have um comedy magic club which is older the Laugh Factory which has a lot of historical significance but Laugh Factory is not the same the Laugh Factory is not just it's a good club it's a great club to work at but as far as like like a place where when you're there you're like holy [ __ ] I'm at the goddamn Comedy Store you know that was the mecca cuz the store like produced comics where the ice house and the other ones just have had them come through exactly you know yeah the store is the one of the only places that produce Comics all because of mity yeah you know that lady um she helped a lot of comedians me included she helped a lot of comedians I I think if they just keep the open mics uh as strong as it is there I mean like Sundays and Mondays there uh you know they have a really good Open Mic program kill Tony on top of that is you know really good for the open mics I think that they you'll still be able to make
new Comics there and it will still be a good place for com Comics as employees letting them kind of graduate through the system yeah and now that you know you remove some of the crazy aspect as far as like the real negative crazy there was just too much ego and Madness and just too much intolerable Madness is the the best way to describe it like you're not dealing with rational people you're dealing with someone who's intolerably crazy and it's not that the whole intolerable crew is removed there's still some in intolerable behind the scenes folks but it's way better now it's at least gotten 50% better and that other group you never ever ever ever there so it's it's doesn't matter yeah and you could also go online and see what when when they're out of town and just yeah but that's makes you seem like a stalker you know I love the Improv man I I did one thing that changed my ACT quite a bit is when I left the store and I started doing the Improv I I found audiences that aren't heckling they're not like constantly heckling they have actually have crowd control yeah and then I and then I also noticed that they have two shows a night they'll do an 8:00 show on 10:00 show which is way better for like the audience's attention span and it made me realize like the con The Comedy Store is like lifting weights with like a weight vest on running up a hill you know right when you get through that place the great thing about that is you go anywhere else and you're [ __ ] golden yeah the regular audiences will be so much easier than the the audiences that you deal with on a weekly basis at the store oh yeah goinging up like after 12 Comics five six of them are just like crushing the crowd's drunk they've been there for 3 hours and if anything topical happens by the time you get up on stage it's been discussed 50 [ __ ] times yeah there was a one time when Ari was working there and the um Chinese uh fighter pilot crashed with an American fighter jet and the guy's name was Wong way that was his name w n g we I everybody did a joke on it nobody saw anybody else's set but everybody came in and did a long way is this real life long way you know what the guy's name was way and at a certain point in time the audience is like are we being trolled is this like an inside joke do
they not know that everybody before them has done a long way joke right even crowd work sometimes if you go up like where are you from and someone else will answer like oh he's from Lancaster yeah how the [ __ ] did you know he's been asked 10 times I love the fact that this happened because it seems like a lot of comics are coming back to this place that didn't really want want to come there by the way Tosh uh wanted to apologize for shaking your hand weird last time he saw him Daniel yeah what but it was cool like seeing Tosh and seeing what yeah he what he said tell Rogan I'm sorry about how I shook your hand what is he talking about I don't know he's an interesting guy he's a great guy he he seemed very I love that dude he was he he didn't shake my hand weird at all I don't know what he's talking he told me to say that too Comics are super sensitive man comics are super sensitive there's weird [ __ ] that'll stick in a comic's head and then they'll bring it up like you know there was this time where you know I said this thing and I probably shouldn't have said it like what are you talking about like I don't even know what the [ __ ] you said yeah like oh I made a joke about something I really didn't mean it I'm like I don't remember it at all so let's like you're you're carrying on to that like you're holding on to like something they said that you might misconstrue as a slight or as a a joke that you might not take it well some Comics are like super sensitive you know oh yeah cuz you you want to be like you know liked and respected and you're just like always worried about saying the wrong thing cuz no one knows who you are yet and you're just like I I want to make friends make a good friend impression but a guy like Daniel Tosh like he shouldn't be so sensitive that's that's weird multi-millionaire I know awesome beautiful man he's a good dude he's fun to be around too he's hilarious too he's like kander when you talk to him about like other Comedians and [ __ ] like he was ragging on this one comedian that he's had difficulties with it was goddamn hilarious Brian K and I were crying laughing it was really funny that's funny he's very interesting but the um you know the Improv has guys like that they're there all the time I wonder if guys like that will start showing up
at the store now too yeah David Spade was there yesterday or the he do a set is he doing stand up again I guess so yeah how was it it was all right he was working on a couple new bits he had like notes up there with him so but like he had some funny stuff about like going skiing for the first time you had like a story on that and all the the names of all the slopes were like these like horrifying like evil names you're like Hitler's abortion was one of them just stuff like that it was really funny but you can tell he's like developing it and it's like it's interesting to see him you know lot do stand up Live Well he probably like took some time off doing a lot of TV and movies and [ __ ] and then a lot of those guys they lose their chops man they don't they they have like a hard struggle to try to get back yeah you know getting back nor McDonald's been there a few's been coming there love I love if he comes I'll kidnap him and drag him to this podcast Studio oh love nor I'd love to do it but uh what I don't drive what time does that say he's like he's a he's a character man he's a character we were on a plane with him once and uh all the way on the plane he's talking about how he quit smoking yeah yeah quit smoking you know he's like talking he lands immediately goes and buys cigarettes Brian let me bum a cigarette yeah he immediately ran and got a pack of cigarettes and he was outside I I guess I'm smoking again that's so funny but the funniest guys are like that man they're just nutty yeah they're just nutty you know that's um that comes with the territory right so have you been asked a million times if you'll go back to The Comedy Store now that at least 10 right not a million but at least 10 when do Friday kill or Monday kill Tony it's not that's not happening that's not happening but uh I'm happy I'm happy that uh the place will get more normal yeah yeah that's for sure and this this would be more relaxed there's just too much Insanity there with that guy running [ __ ] absolutely he was you know I don't hate the guy but there's just certain levels of Intolerable [ __ ] where you're just like okay you're too crazy you're too crazy to run this matter of time well you know that
clip I'm more talented than anyone here well yeah the most talented person in this building yeah God that you don't know how much power and money is behind me building likes me yeah oh so happy Yeah someone was saying like it would have been great if the way they fired him was they they bring him into an office and they go like well it's not just that Tommy they start with that and then they fire him it's just not that it's then he goes no it's not that it is just that this time you're done how much um touring are you doing um not as much as I'd like but I'm going to Chicago with Ari the the end of August oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Z where you guys going Zan's downtown that's a good spot yeah we're doing one night and we're going to hang out in the city for a couple days beautiful I open for Bobby still which is good um Bobby Lee Bobby Lee yeah beautiful to me he's a good dude yeah he really is he's one of those guys that like is he's good to younger people you know a lot of guys like get get to the top or whatever and then they're just like they either quit stand up or they don't have any time for newer guys and stuff but he's always been super cool yeah he got [ __ ] on a little bit when he was coming up you know so I think because of that you know he had a bunch of issues with guys that were that he was working with that just either didn't pay him or [ __ ] with them or so he's he's super nice to people yeah that are coming up now yeah it's pretty great he takes care of comics and like he gives like even like Way new Comics that are like oh I'd like to like open for you on a local thing and he'll like you know let him have a few minutes just cuz he knows you know he remembers what that was like like doing an not an open mic of any kind and there's going to be 80 people there like 200 they're like you know and he's just like cuz it'll be like something local and he's like yeah [ __ ] come down do five minutes yeah camaraderie between Comics is one of the coolest things yeah it's one of the coolest things cuz it's uh one of the things about the store as well is the store because everybody we all hung out there like it really fostered that sort of camaraderie there was so much fun just in that back parking lot area just the hilarious conversations that we've
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