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well let's be honest first of all when someone's Co having cognitive decline it's over you're not going to get younger you're going to get older there's almost nothing that improves cognitive decline in people who are old and that are falling apart almost nothing unless there's some new Miracles that come out so what they're saying is essentially vitamins can't do Miracles they can't do any of the Miracles that modern science and modern medicine hasn't been able to do either there's no medicines that they can give you that slow cognitive decline in old people sure I mean you can maybe cut out a few things in your life that you're doing that are hurting you like drinking or cleaning up your diet giving yourself less inflammation there's a bunch of things you can do to slow down the process but when you're [ __ ] dying you're [ __ ] dying man you're falling apart so for someone to make a study saying that vitamins don't work and they're a waste of money based on these that [ __ ] is so irresponsible it's so irresponsible and this is coming from we don't even sell multivitamin you know I think that the best vitamins that you can get into your body are the closest to how nature intends them meaning food-based vitamins things that are based on nutrients that are based on actual food not synthetics and synthetics I'm sure are better than nothing the idea that they're not is ridiculous the idea that there's a reason why they know that vitamin C cures scurvy prevent scurvy there's a reason why they know that when you have a lack of calcium your body can get osteoporosis they've know this is all facts and science people love to [ __ ] on things that are controversial when they do not have all the evidence they love to be a naysayer they love to call [ __ ] and they love to call [ __ ] when they're [ __ ] wrong and with with vitamins and supplementation I think they're wrong in a huge way I prefer to get my vitamins look I take a lot of different nutrients and a lot of different vitamins but I prefer to get my vitamins mostly from green drink powders uh powders that are essentially dehydrated greens um we sell superfoods on uh on it's called we call them Earth grown nutrients on um on it.com and it's
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place the only way you could get to the 10th floor where the auditorium is is you had to take an elevator and out of the bank of four elevators two of them were broken and don't forget the building had thousands of people in it for other massive events two massive events the Stern Show party like had a birthday bash which was humongous yeah he was on one floor and there was what was that other was another Seahawks Super Bowl party was on exactly yeah there's a Seahawks party there thousands of people and then our show was sold out for months so it was like it was Madness and it was all these people having to go from floor to floor on elevators it's so weird too like to um to do a room that big that is not a ground floor room 10th floor and 10th floor it's old as [ __ ] the place is old as [ __ ] it's really [ __ ] cool like the building is badass there's like there's a lot of those old buildings in New York City that are like you feel it's if you feel different when you're in them because you know like when was this building made 1909 whoa and you're walking around it first of all they're solid as [ __ ] you know think about a building that's been there for aund [ __ ] years and it's still Rock Solid I mean made some goddamn buildings back then but uh on top of that it's just got all this history in it you know these these all these people have been through it and it had some strange design I guess a flaw or I don't know what you would say but just a byproduct of the design there was a wind whistling through the entire Hotel bizarre the entire it was not a hotel the entire convention whatever you call Manhattan Center the the entire place like a 30 mph wind like you would open doors and wind would come and but it was warm but you couldn't find the source of the you couldn't be like oh this window's open that's where the wind's from it was some sort of an effect of all these doors being open and the wind coming in from the front door so the wind would come in from the front door with such momentum that it would go down these hallways and literally make it upstairs so you'd be on the 10th floor and the wind would come whistling through I mean strong wind and the weird thing is that like to get to our to the room to like to Backstage you go up you know you go up to the 10th floor and you go down like
eight hallways with turns so you feel like you're in this weird Labyrinth yeah you know there's not like you go well this door is open it's right here that's where wind's coming from you weave all the way into this area and then the wind is hitting you from every angle yeah and it's warm it's not even cold wind cuz it's freezing outside but by the time the wind gets to you it's been heated up by the building yeah so we got it's like some sort of an intern internal baby tornado thing going on it was yeah you know how tornadoes I think part of what causes tornadoes and some hurricanes is the two different Heats colliding with each other like warm water and cold air or warm yeah there's something about you know weather fronts and conditions colliding and I wonder if that has any factor in the cold air becoming you know like whipping around that building like that and becoming warm dude even when we went into the green room um we felt the you know the that wind yeah and I was like oh I move cuz there's a curtain there and you move the curtain and there's no window I thought a window was open it was so I just didn't know where it was confusing like where it was coming from we like how is it hitting us right now yeah it's really weird and you know when you think about like wind and buildings like I think about things like like remember that movie Backdraft oh yeah and then like that was like the first remember open doors that when you are in a fire the when you open windows and you open doors it affects the amount of oxygen andion you know wind andir and and heat and temperature those are the we we deal with them so often like on a stable basis air conditioned rooms like especially in California pretty stagnant climate it's pretty static climate but when things change like radically and have these weird effects like you realize like how bizarre the whole idea really is in the first place [ __ ] air invisible air around us all the time whipping around and moving and you can feel it when it blows on you but you don't see [ __ ] you don't see [ __ ] it's also like one of the basic kind of building blocks of the world of life and I think most people know very little like me about it like you kind of go like how do I not know more about how that works yeah and I don't I'm just
like yeah I know oxygen feeds fire and that's like kind of my the extent of my knowledge about it it would be weird if Manhattan put a big [ __ ] wall around it you know that would be the way to avoid the the uh the wind though that would certainly yeah just put a huge wall but the top of the uh buildings would still be wiggling probably yeah yeah well they engineer that in them the the fact that they can sway right yeah yeah I mean all new buildings will definitely like buildings in the last 20 years yeah all will have like sway especially if they're Built Well I'm sure in New York but like San Francisco LA you know they expect them to have tolerance for earthquakes I was in uh Ray Kur Wild's house in uh San Francisco he's that Google guy he works for Google Now the guy who works with artificial technology and you know he's uh this proponent of the idea of uh the transcendental man that one day we're going to be able to transcend our our biological existence and either become a part of a computer or download Consciousness to computers fascinating fascinating dude but he lives on the top of this [ __ ] building you know and like this is San Francisco man like this is a crazy place to live like this this [ __ ] thing moves man like that don't you feel weird about those uh Malibu homes on sticks [ __ ] yeah those people are crazy crazy as [ __ ] remember when we were in New York this weekend when we were flying in we flew over areas that Hurricane Sandy hit in New Jersey and you see like where buildings used to be you see like these areas where [ __ ] is just wiped out yeah scary [ __ ] real scary man like it doesn't happen that often no but when ites when it does happen you're [ __ ] and it can happen we just we're basing everything on such a short timeline you know our ideas of what weather is possible is only based on the last couple of hundred years it's true it's Bas couple years and then you also only live so long like when you talking about like history time in history you know a a a human lifespan is not even like you don't even measure how often something happens by so we only have we only refer to things happening through like oh it hasn't happened since like my grandfather was that's not that long ago that a [ __ ] you know yeah that happened [ __ ] yesterday in terms of
History so it happens pretty often actually to put it in perspective think about the lifetime of like say a house fly what do they live they live like seven days 10 days or something like that how okay let's find out how long does a house live I think it's a couple of days yeah think about how many um horrific things have happened in like modern recorded history weatherwise if you if you lay that over time over stuff we don't know about like really bad natural disasters happen all the time s days that's how long a fly lives yeah most of them seven days sometimes as long as two months W so two months like I'm an old school pimp man i' been around here for a minute think about how little change happens over the course of seven days in the world I mean sometimes yes sometimes no but the idea of basing the weather on what happens in 7-Day increments is [ __ ] completely ridiculous because we know about Seasons well Seasons don't exist to a Goddamn fly during Grandfather's Day the world was frozen things were dark life was terrifying there was no [ __ ] anywhere to land in you know my papy was around last month when the [ __ ] would drop it would freeze instantly we couldn't lay eggs you know I mean they that's what their version of the world would be sure yeah but then you talked like 10 Generations later it's sort of like a Game of Thrones type of thing where they're talking about the the winter being months or or years instead of months I still haven't seen that show you haven't seen how dare you I know one of the thing about winter is winter is varying lengths in this crazy world that they live in sometimes winter lasts for years for years yeah [ __ ] is coming and they're all terrified of winter they're all terrified of winter it gives you a good perspective because we know that Winter's going to be even if it's in Iowa even if it's somewhere like Michigan it's [ __ ] cold as [ __ ] it's four months you know tough it up yeah suck it up you'll be all right but if winter was 40 years you got to move that point I don't want to hear your argument for why you stayed yeah but you know what I'm saying you know like the thinking behind that it's like that that really is what it's like the difference between living in Michigan and living in California yeah I mean there's there's
some places where people live that have pretty extensive and sometimes brutal winners nothing compared to 40 years but I'm saying there's you go further north into Canada yeah there's definitely cities that have uh like you could argue that it's pretty seriously Winter by October yeah and then it gets it just gets varying degrees of worse you know so like they're like this isn't winner yet I know it's five out but wait till next month and you're like okay and then you go into November December those are freezing January February the worst and it's still cold in that place in March and sometimes into April snows in May yeah so you're talk Edon go to Edmonton cetch a crazy snowstorm in May [ __ ] goes wrong it's cold as [ __ ] I ran it to a couple in Phoenix uh that came to the shows shows down there and they live in Edmonton and they said they uh they take uh the summer off or the winter off they go to Arizona like [ __ ] this [ __ ] this yeah yeah especially Phoenix Phoenix is great in the summer time oh my God it's crazy but in the winter time dream it's beautiful AES that 130 de in the summertime is [ __ ] [ __ ] though it's horrible that that in like in Vegas too you're like what the [ __ ] are we doing yeah it gets like 110 all the time where you're just out there cooking like a hair dryer in your face if you happen to like walk on a pavement oh my God or get into a car and then you look in your the thing you turn the car on it says like 122 on your dashboard you're like what is happening that's the sun yeah yeah these people they lived most of their life in Edmonton then they were like [ __ ] this you think about it everybody would if they could I mean there's no such thing as like I really you know I understand people that like the seasons and all that and you know the change but nobody wants to be around 20 below for extensive periods of times usually that's that's you know reasonable I think you you kind of want to get out of that naturally after a while did you ever see that show uh Life Below Zero uh-uh it's one of those Alaska shows where these people are living in these strange climates and there's this woman who operates this uh refueling station and it's I think 10 and something miles north of the Arctic Circle oh God so this crazy lady hur's inside to think of that this is a badass
[ __ ] she's by herself up there and uh she was attacked by a bear once I don't know how she survived but it broke her leg and I think maybe her hip to and bit into her head is that her yeah that's her does she have a beard she's got a little something going on there you would too if you're old lady okay the more the best yeah she normally she doesn't look like that she doesn't have the frost in her face don't be cruel to my I I just was I just saw a beard and I was like she has my beard she's a tough broad man and I've been trying to figure this lady out I watch the show all the time and I'm trying to figure this lady out I think um this is what it is I think she's a tough lady that enjoys challenges and so like her life is better for her when it's just this constant struggle against nature in the elements she enjoys it yeah she seems to like Thrive off of it I think that's a you know there's individuals who you put um you set up circumstances for it's better for them like in a big picture like some people work better with structure and some people work better with no structure you know and I think you keep progressing along that line some people can thrive in harsher situ like this is ideal for some some people but I think it's not for a lot you know it's there's a minimum amount of people that actually want to be and will thrive in a in an environment like that well everyone is always looking for Phoenix to go to in the middle of the winter everyone is looking for Comfort right and what these people are doing is going the exact opposite way and they're saying we're just looking to make it exciting and struggle every day but we choose to do it this way like these are all what you call subsistence hun people meaning they live completely off the land they get their vegetables from they grow them they get their fish by chip that woman right there that uh innuit woman her [ __ ] whole family has had massive loss because of people falling through the ice and drowning she lost her mother I think she Lo or her brother she she lost like several like close family members members fell through the ice and [ __ ] froze to death you know I mean this is some harsh [ __ ] yeah this world is and they have to do it that's the only way you're going to get fish so they're out there on this River this
flowing river that free the top of it freezes and you're standing on it and if you fall through that's a wrap son that's it it's over but there's no other way like there's no other way to get the fish out of there but she also has there's purpose for her being up there in other words it's it's a refueling like she's there for a service or no is she's just there no that woman just that's how they live that's just how she lives that's how they make their money they don't they don't have jobs they just get fish out of the uh out of the river I mean this is there's a several groups of people you looking at that that inuent woman and her husband her husband americ yeah there's there's four or five different groups do they sell fish or is it just fish to eat they sell some things they do a lot of trading though they're like they'll trade like they give you a half of a caribou I need uh some fan belts for my car to repair my snowmobile or what have you they they travel by snowmobile everywhere everywhere so when they're outside they're outside man they're not there's no like heated trucks where they're driving around in no sir no it's it's it's a crazy hard life yeah but they like it they do like it well this this one lady is really fascinating because she's S I mean it's hard to tell what someone's really like when you got a camera in their face yeah it's hard to tell who they are if they're relaxed you're just talking to them like sometimes it takes months to get to know someone to find you know what what what goes on behind the scenes inside of their head so you don't really know that lady that well from watching her on that show but what you can tell is it's there's something that she's enjoying about being up there in this really scary environment where she's already been attacked by a [ __ ] bear I mean Jesus she got attacked by and those are grizzly bears these are the big brown bears they're not like black bears that you could scare away like they're they're there to [ __ ] you up yeah she hunts caribou and [ __ ] small birds and whatever she could find up there that's where she gets her meat you think the bear was like I see your beard I'll give you a break we both have beards no I think the bear uh she probably shot him or something I don't know what the
uh full story is such a like there's not really much topping badass stories as much as I I got attacked by a bear I [ __ ] like I killed that bear yeah like what's a better story than that maybe a shark uh yeah but sharks the idea of you fighting off a shark you crazy you don't have much chance yeah but if you did if you're like you know that's why I got this half arm right here it's like if a shark kicks your ass on the shore on the shore say if you have a knife in your hand and you the shark kicks your ass on the shore be like the shark deserves it yes cuz you were just [ __ ] well how's the shark going to get you on the ground you could take a great white shark put it on the beach I will [ __ ] that thing up there's no chance I will get behind him and I'll stab him right in a stupid brain I'll find it a little pea brain I'll chop away at the top of his head and I'm sure he'll open his jaws and [ __ ] whatever dude you're not in the ocean [ __ ] this is my world [ __ ] my house yeah you're not going to bite me I'm going to stick [ __ ] a knife in your brain and then I'm going to eat you yeah but if you're in the water you have about the same amount of chance except the only thing that saves you is that sharks are stupid so if there's some way that you could like jab it in the nose with like a a harpoon if you had like one of those fish harpoons like dudes who go um what do they call it uh spear fishing shoot the spears sure yeah the spear guns if you could like stab it in the nose with that you might be able to get it the [ __ ] away from you because you know that they're kind of sensitive in their nose but you might not yeah most likely you will probably not most likely you'll miss and it'll bite your arm off and you'll bleed out you know yeah yeah they swim pretty [ __ ] fast too unless you can swim like 40 mes an hour which I don't think some homeless guy in California yesterday got attacked by a mountain line yeah that's crazy yeah guy got [ __ ] up still alive homeless guy was he hiking yeah it was outside it was like camping got attacked by a mountain line W yeah not good there you know unusual homeless activity they're going to have more and more of that they don't really Camp when they're homeless it's more just they're always camping they're the best campers homeless people are constantly camping
well it depends on what kind of homeless obviously this guy it seems like he might have been a crazy person had a had a long week of being homeless in the city we go up to the hills for a little bit Yeah man little me time that ain't fun man no that sucks it's going to happen more you know this is something we talked about on uh the OPI and Anthony show when we were in New York yeah talked about uh Mountain line attacks yeah man and uh here there's a sexy group of people right there yeah that was uh who that guy in the back oh that's that's Tommy buns uh Ricky jese Jim Norton and Opie and anony and and US fun room man [ __ ] yeah it was a lot of fun it was a good time was so cool meeting I I'm a big fan of Ricky Traves yeah he's a nice guy man super very nice guy really easy to talk to very interesting wolf fact that you learned also about that the jaw the biting yeah that they have a bite that's like five times more powerful than a pitbull I couldn't believe I couldn't believe that either man I definitely thought was making that up exaggerating yeah exaggerating it well you know sometimes it's not you know sometimes it's like someone tells you something it's just not correct and then you repeat it I've done that before of course and sometimes you know you you're not even intending to like mislead you heard something and or you you think you remember the number and you're like I think it's this number you just throw it out I've done that yeah I I thought it was going to be bigger obviously I think a wolf bites harder but I didn't think it was going to be five times that [ __ ] was snap bones they can snap the EG bone of an elk that's insane what a crazy animal you know the idea that people think that's a dog that's so silly and now when you think about like just that you whatever you already knew about them you think about that added stat and you think about the fact that they hunt in packs MH think about three or four of those mouths what those what that's possible of doing in how quick amount of time yeah you know I mean like those they Ambush you they you know they come this way that way and pretty soon you're looking around like oh [ __ ] and that's what happens to the animals you know they get they get trapped it's so funny uh Steve Rella my friend the hunter guy
from the show meater was talking about uh there was this um uh this one thing uh where where people were talking about running uh and and trying to keep up with wolves and like could a man try to keep up with a wolf and one of the ways that they tested it is they took these wolf dogs and they let these wolf dogs go and then they have these people run through the mountains and like see if they can keep up with the wolf dogs like you know see like wolves can run faster but sometimes people can run longer a steadier Bas well the the wolves dogs wolf dogs are not wolves and he was like the way he described it's like that's like taking an alien and an alien comes down and finds the fattest most out of shape guy with the worst diet and says run as fast as you can we want to see how fast humans can run oh really that's the equivalent of that isn't that a great yeah he isn't that a great analogy because he goes a wolf is a wolf these they're not dogs they're not getting fed they're out there running down elk and biting their legs in half this is not it's not a wolf dog yeah they're [ __ ] wolves did you watch this past season of Eastbound and Down when he gets uh he gets his kid a wolf you see that or no no oh you didn't it's so ridiculous you see that Brian like yeah he um uh what's his name McBride Kenny Powers gets his kids a pet wolf and and like just keeps in the garage and he's like oh Jesus Christ and it's it's on like a big chain like a big like a like a chain fence is keeping it padlocked and it's just like Sal like growling at the kids and he's like go feed it and they like have to throw meat at the at the wolf so a great show yeah so oh yeah this is what he that's what he got this is so ridiculous because their goddamn oral Traditions but seems legit to me you know I'm not so sure that this is a good gift for fiveyear olds about a is a perfect gift for Toby with my new high paying television job I'm not going to be around the house as much as I'd like to be so it's very important that Toby has a strong male role model so it doesn't turn out weird was going to serve as a spirit guide spirit guide Spirit gu [ __ ] because of this opportunity our family's going to be taken care of forever who knows next stop space cam [ __ ] stupid
[Music] show that show is so funny so good so funny it's such a good show that dude is godamn hilarious did you see him and this is the end holy [ __ ] is he good I mean that movie I I ran into U um uh what the [ __ ] his name Craig Robinson the other night at the at the Improv who's in it where I was telling him I go dude that movie is so goddamn funny you were so funny in it you know and uh we were talking about the Kenny power scene like when he comes in when he I mean like the movie is outstanding and then he comes in and they just the whole thing goes to this whole new level of craziness he's hilarious man this guy character I love that character that really cocky [ __ ] complete idiot character but just subtle enough of an idiot that like that kind of [ __ ] you know I'm not going to be around a lot important that he has a strong role model doesn't grow up to be a pansy he's such he's such a buffoon so [ __ ] funny those kind of characters are really funny man you know the best part about that character I read interviews with him and like the other guys the uh jod Hill I think and and Ben I can't remember his name but they like all are behind this and they're saying like how you know a lot of people appreciate the character and think it's funny for what it is and then some people are big fans on another level where they're like yeah he's right like Kan Powers is that's how I think too like they're that kind of fan where they're like [ __ ] yeah man that's exactly how I am we're [ __ ] Americans man that's what we are 100% tired of this [ __ ] getting a wolf for my kid too it's [ __ ] badass know you're [ __ ] can you yeah it's annoying if that dude's your [ __ ] neighbor but on TV they're awesome awesome yeah [ __ ] phenomenal it's but it's almost better than a reality show because of a reality show like if you had a guy like Kenny po you gave him a reality show he would become famous and he would get annoying like essentially that's what you got with the Duck Dynasty people you got a reality show where oh whoops you made someone famous who's a [ __ ] idiot in a homophobe and he will I don't get it why would a man choose a man's they're not choosing dummy you know but now this guy's on TV he's famous and then you look on Facebook and you got
all these Knuckleheads with they're [ __ ] what about freedom of speech you know I support Duck Dynasty in the fourth amend whatever amendment is First Amendment [ __ ] you didn't read the Constitution shut your hole and know and that that show I don't I'm amazed I mean I get that like stupid as [ __ ] the fact that like that they're you know you're following this family and you feel like this is how they really are it's all setups like the show is like way over produced so obvious all those guys were AVN even that was creepy they were just hanging out at AVN guys Duck Dynasty guys with their duck beards yeah it was really weird were AVN which is the porn Awards porn Awards they were there like the weekend why were they there cuz they that's the cool thing to do if you were the Duck Dynasty guy so they were there for the whole weekend doing press or no they were just hanging out they like porn and they were at porn events so they're normal yeah they like watching people [ __ ] good for them that but just not men's an this just it is essentially like a Kenny Powers in real life that's the problem with them in real life as my point so it's like having a guy like this in in the TV show each bounding down is actually even better because it's so good it's better than a reality show cuz a reality show you'd be making that [ __ ] famous and there'd be people on Facebook I [ __ ] agree with it man I support him I [ __ ] support the [ __ ] out of him and his right an American yeah you know these these ideas that what is this this is Will frell and Kenny Powers will phoh owns a card dealership it's like the it's the best [ __ ] [ __ ] ever is this uh from eastbound down yeah I need to watch that whole season man I really do but um yeah there's a lot of those people in real life and sometimes folks all they need is like one example like that and that'll will shift like you could have people on the fence who are just thinking about about like waking up and going you know what do I care if someone's gay man what what what is it in me that gets mad about these gay people and why why why do I you know say they're going to burn in hell maybe I should just [ __ ] relax and then they see that guy on TV and they see he's been kicked off TV you know what that's
it I'm [ __ ] headed up to here with these queers like there's a Tipping Point where a guy like that on a television show and that that whole debate getting out there without any real rational response from either the media from a from anybody no no one like gets on TV and says look we're here to make like a a big statement about this this is what's wrong with this and this is why we have a problem with it okay it's not about freedom of speech it's not about speaking your mind it's about what's on your mind man right what is on your mind your your mind is that they're going to burn in hell your your mind is some fire and brimstone if someone is in love with another man and marries him you're an idiot okay you're a dangerous idiot you you you're taking people that I know for a fact are born that way I'm scientist but I know a gay kid in my neighborhood he's five mhm he's [ __ ] gay okay there's nothing wrong with that but he's gay this kid's gay his parents are trying to get him to play football he doesn't want to have nothing to do with football he's always dressing up in dresses he puts girls clothes on he plays with dolls he's a gay kid okay he he he likes boys it's it's a the weirdest thing to see from the jump but his parents are very supportive you know I mean they they wanted him to try boy things he's not really into it but there's no hate going on so he's going to be okay haven't tried beating him out of him yet no but what what happens if a kid like that is watching television and he realizes he's gay and you know maybe he's 12 or 13 he's just thinking about sex and he's watching this and he feels horrible about himself which he probably does because that definitely happened you know right over nothing over something he can't control over something he's born with that's why it's dangerous it's just as dangerous as being critical about people for a bunch of other things they can't control it's just as dangerous as being racist people don't understand that they don't see it that way but a person I don't know what anybody would want to choose hang out with a black man over hanging out with a white man I mean I just don't get it there's more there that's the same statement that's the same statement it really is yeah yeah yeah there's no difference man that's the parallel when
people talk about like oh you know you it's not the same thing you've been through and are like comparing the Civil Rights yeah movement to this but like what you're the thing that's similar is that you're just you're trying to put down and isolate a group of people for for something that they can't control uh because you don't want any part of that so that's the the parallel is that you know whether you don't want to hang around or or you want to put down black people or Asian people or whoever it may be that's the same thing as putting down somebody and not wanting them to have the rights just because they were born with a certain sexual orientation that's the parallel well the people don't want anyone to make the comparisons to civil rights they don't want anyone to be able to compare are wrong well no because no because what I'm saying is people like civil rights people don't like it because they feel that it somehow or another diminishes the the the horrors of slavery like there's an issue that people have with like comparing something to racism you know and black people in particular have an issue with gay people comparing themselves and the plight of gay Americans to racism they I've I've seen it I've heard people like scream and yell about it about it's not the same and [ __ ] you and you know and gay some people gay is a choice I've seen lot of weirdness almost as if it they're worried that it somehow or another diminishes what's horrible about slavery which is ridiculous slavery was horrible still is racism was horrible still is but so is homophobia that's just as horrible yeah like but the people that think it's not it's just because you're not gay it's that simple if that was who you are and people were angry about who you are it would be just as bad as you being born Chinese and people hate Chinese people and you're like what the [ __ ] man I didn't do anything you hate me because of the way I was born it's the same goddamn thing you know and the idea is well yeah would nobody ever owned gay people but they killed them it's in the Bible it's in the Bible that you should be put to death for lying with another man you don't think that they've been persecuted it's it's there's a hundred different religions where it's illegal or against their rules to be gay you could start
with being with Islam and work your way up through a bunch of other different ones well there there's countries that don't even Russia [ __ ] Russia Russia is that's insane yeah that Russia is uh did you see for the they discriminatory laws against gay people I mean and they um the Putin came out um because we were about to have the Winter Olympics there and said that like gay athletes have nothing to worry about like they're not going to be discriminated against when they're in the in Russia for the Winter Olympics but um you know like rules still apply where like you're you you the you're not supposed to be talking about it to anybody and and giving your opinions on so like we're not going to do anything to you cuz you're gay and you're here but don't be talking about it yeah stay away from kids and stay away from kids which was the most yeah really yeah that was the that's the part that I I didn't that's a big wo that's a big wo yeah I mean look they are fostering an environment of hate and fear we should look at that very carefully as as people that understand human nature okay let's look at what would want if you were trying to dominate a nation and control it in a sort of a dictatorship form which is essentially what Putin's got going on there yeah call I mean say he was voted in or what the guy's not going anywhere if he get voted out you know I mean he left his term put in someone who worked for him and then took over again after that guy was gone I mean he's running Russia okay definitely the way to run the way to be a dictator and the way to run an Empire is through fear through control and fear and as many enemies as you have that you have to protect the people from the better and so one of the things that dictators do is they start pushing people against other people if you can get people to be interc conflicted amongst the ranks of the normal civilians you can guarantee that they're going to be busy they're going to have conflict they're not going to be able to deal with taxes or the rules or the military choices the military's making they're so busy with their own [ __ ] worried about these people going after this group and this ethnic group going after that group and you know the gays are going to touch their kids I
mean and then you know fostering violence against gay people is going to Foster Anger from gay people against straight people I mean it's there's a blowback on both sides they they you guarantee conflict yeah it's so it's so uh it guarantees that conflict it's so crazy outrageous to uh you know suggest like imply that gays will want children you know like the idea that trolling yeah like the idea that they're not you know adults with natural you know sexual Behavior just happen to be for a different group but that they would be not be able to control themselves and be uh attracted to it's so stupid so crazy it's so crazy and so stupid I think a thing by the way about like why you uh you say black people sometimes get um more fired up about the comparison is in my experience a lot of uh black people they come from like really Christian homes view they're more intolerant towards gay people a lot of times the ones who come from really Christian homes oh yeah yeah there's a lot of that well that's what happened with uh Proposition 8 in California I mean that was a real embarrassment where they repealed gay people's right to to to marry that was an embarrassment and a disproportionate amount of black people voted for that yeah it's it was it is a weird number it was like over 50% but I think even like outside of the Christian homes you would find I think in a lot of a lot of cases uh more uh homophobia in the black community I think it exists more that's so weird yeah I do I think it does how much black work have you done I'm I can dance I can do a lot of things um I'm saying that like you know black people black people are 133% of our population and what I'm all I'm saying is that I think a bigger percentage of the population is homop I'm getting it from just having spoken in been exposed to a lot of uh black people what's amazing apparently uh a lot of these uh African-American churches were uh they they organized drives to vote against Proposition 8 but I was saying that like the the the church Community is bigger in Black Culture like going to the like that's a bigger thing and I think that that they're pretty openly most of the time saying that it's bad that you know gays are bad so I think that that kind of
breeds that homophobia more in that Community I'm not saying that all black people are homophobic or that they're all preaching that and all doing that I'm saying that I think that exists more in that culture in that Community well that's interesting um there's uh there's not just that but Mormons also spent a lot of money Mormons very much I mean I think a lot of people have given the credit to the Mormons for defeating that propit right yeah yeah well they they put a lot of money into it apparently yeah which is I had a joke about it in uh talking monkeys in space Oh yeah about about um the Mormon should be afraid of gay people because if you're dumb enough to be a Mormon yeah that's right that was really fun Prett much someone could talk you to being a Mormon they could talk you in suck of their deck right just it just a matter how much time they spend with you yeah then you break down the the whole you know what Mormonism is like which is like right isn't it the guy was like no I got all the rules they gave to me but you know what's interesting is that this um this also becomes another point of contention because now now black people are being persecuted by gay people right I mean it puts this weird thing another battle taking place yeah I mean I I don't believe in those kind of conspiracies necessarily that like the whole social structure of this country is organized keep people poor so there's conflict and keep people Rich so they keep voting for corporations they want to protect their wealth div andiz chaos way were hting that maybe Putin or someone does but if you going to do it this is the way to do it the way to do it is to to take like what's you ordinary like liberals okay let's let's break down liberals liberals like leftwing they are almost always voting Pro minority MH they vote pro- minority and almost always Pro gay rights so what better to separate that mess and and cause confusion amongst the ranks is to get those two factors on your enemy these two like static constant factors and have them duking it out right so now you have people who support gay rights and people that support you know the the idea that gay should be married duking it out with with black people with
minorities and Christian minorities who almost universally vote Democratic so it's like whoa you would that's a tricky thing you did there because by causing trouble between those groups of people you essentially weaken the entire party MH and that's what happens if you if you connect black people and gay people that black people keep gay people from voting the whole left wi becomes a [ __ ] mess becomes cast because white guilt runs rampant through through the left like through like Democrats like so many especially educated Democrats who are filled with white guilt yeah and they don't want to come down on black people and they don't want to come down on black people even for something as heinous as Proposition 8 CU if Proposition 8 was being supported by a bunch of church-going white people much more like it was being read you know strictly by Baptists but white Baptists and there was all these white Baptist leaders on TV talk you would marginalize them as fools as buffoons they would joke about them and but people weren't doing that about black people right it was this weird sort of like touchy subject tough to do you know you didn't see people like mocking all these black people like it whether it's on The Daily Show or whether it's on any of these uh left-wing websites we're mocking black people for for the majority of them voting for this right yeah you didn't you didn't see that no it's the whole the whole thing gets very tricky yeah there's um it's interesting too like uh you know the big thing now is is for the last few years people trying to figure out you know how the Republican Party can um really compete again when the uh when the white house and win certain other elections and one of the things that keeps being brought up is that the younger there's there's certain like um constants right among the left and the right like if you go abortion like you know who's pro-life who's pro-choice and when with the the gay thing is that the far right won't let you know support that right they're not going to support it but the younger generation of new voters even ones who are conservative have conservative values grew up in a world where it's more in like welcoming to the gay community and and they're they're not necessar like moderate ones can be that's who you're always going to
try to win over right somebody who can not an extremist they're leaning left now younger voters because of some of these extreme constants and so it's like if the if that party the right could Embrace something like that would that even the playing field for them I if most certainly would yeah and would they then be able to compete more for these maybe younger voters that you know the more open-minded young people who feel like that's a basic right it's kind of an interesting way to look at it like if you change your position on that do you then get somebody who you want elected you get a lot of the non-nonsense people that just happen to vote left because of uh social issues right you would get those and that's that's a pretty substantial number 70% of black people voted in favor for Proposition 8 70% of people of black people voted that gay people shouldn't be allowed to be married and that they should take that right away from them that's in incredible that's incredible that's [ __ ] gross that's gross and terrifying it's funny because I'm reading an article on Huffington Post stop blaming California's black voters for Proposition 8 that's what it says yeah okay don't blame him CU it's a lot of other people voted for it as well but if you don't think that it's embarrassing and gross that 70% of black people voted for some silly law that takes away the right for people that are in love to get married I think maybe it is because if I mean obviously it's religious that's the big thing yeah yeah that's that's the big thing maybe it's like black dudes just don't want to get married at all they're like man [ __ ] this no one should get married let's stop it with gay people if if less of them get married less of us have to get married cut agenda I'm tired of divorce marriage man I'm tired of divorce I don't know it's uh it's just just how people are raised I think so it yeah and I mean that's people change later on in life you know like if you're young you think of certain way and then if uh you know some of those people will be converted to thinking differently with time you know anybody you can have your own ideas in this life you can have your own thoughts and you can have your own unique point of view the real problem is when your ideas start [ __ ]
with other people's lives for no reason when your ideas are based on just some [ __ ] that you believe that's 2,000 plus years old that no look if you want to believe like the gay thing in the Bible man you're really cherry-picking because there's a lot of other [ __ ] in there too along with gay people like you're not supposed to wear two different types of clothes like you're not supposed to wear like Silk and cot that's like punishable by you know who sins upon your life or smash your hand with rocks I mean there's some some great old you know sayings that they used to say but one of them is like you threaten with death if you Rend your clothes if you tear your clothes so like people who have like holes where their knees are and [ __ ] like that fashion in the Bible you're supposed to die for that you're supposed to be put to death for that you know there's some neighborhoods we could really wipe out right now go in there and clean house you're gone Silver Lake yeah well Silver Lake doesn't do that anymore have they have a new fashion yeah they're all Cardigans now right oh [ __ ] maybe aren't they like all hipsters here's 19 things the Bible for forbids uh other than homosexuality I put this on uh Twitter the other day cuz it's just it's so [ __ ] silly here's the the exact quote in Leviticus uncover not your heads neither Rend your clothes yet ye die and lest wrath come upon all the people okay so if you if you don't uncover not your heads which means don't uncover your head keep your head covered got it okay if you don't keep your head covered that means you're going to die and wrath will come upon all the people so everyone not wearing a hat you [ __ ] us up imagine if that was the key that all we had to do is all wear hats and God was like good good peace on Earth I love hats I told I wrote that [ __ ] down a long time ago you [ __ ] didn't listen everyone's caught up in this gay [ __ ] I don't I want hats I want [ __ ] everyone wearing a hat wear a hat by God God's orders are wear kangles I got stock in that company it's like God's hair nut like if you work at a restaurant you have to wear a hair nut I exactly like you're not wearing hats you [ __ ] making soup over here man make no mistake folks I'm not I'm not this is I'm not paraphrasing I'm directly quoting this from the English
translation of the Bible uncover not your heads Jesus maybe it meant your other head yeah maybe that makes maybe keeps your dick covered but don't they didn't call that a head back then they called it a mushroom cap they thought it was a mushroom yeah yeah you're not supposed to trim your beard by the way neither shal thou Mar the corners of thy beard oh how come they're not going crazy about that the president of the United States is clearly shaving his beard death will come upon us it's not convenient so [ __ ] stupid you know what's even more stupid really religious people with religious tattoos because that's in the Bible too [ __ ] face you're not supposed to get tattoos ye shall not make any cuting in your flesh for the dead nor print any marks upon you I am the Lord Cuts in your flesh for the dead like instead of like like marking like have a picture of your mom like Eddie Bravo's got a uh Kat Von D did a tattoo of his grandma on his chest it's beautiful and it reminds him of his grandma against the Bible death yeah man you're not supposed to I mean that's essentially what it is you print something on you so if followed all the rules of the Bible it would just be like a murderous Rampage constantly be slaughtering everyone would be [ __ ] well how about every Catholic would go would burn at the Stak okay you would all die in hell because you're not supposed to drink wine in church all right you're not you're not supposed to do that it says in the Bible Leviticus 10:9 do not drink wine nor strong drink though what so weird nor thy Sons were with thee when ye go into the Tabernacle of the congregation lest ye die okay so what that means is you drink wine in church you die but everybody drinks wine in church part of the Holy sacr is there even a quote that he said like I don't even want you to make a church I'd rather you yes well that was Jesus see the Jesus stuff is very it's much different the Jesus stuff you got to get your piss on the Jesus stuff is very different because Jesus and most of like what a lot of people quote about that is all from the New Testament and the New Testament is even sketchier than the Old Testament the Old Testament is sketchy because it was originally written in ancient Hebrew and the oldest versions
of some of these stories are actually the Dead Sea Scrolls which are written in AR aric and they're actually on animal skins that they found in an area of Israel called kumran and they found these clay pots and inside these clay pots they found these Ancient Ancient Scrolls and some of them are so [ __ ] up that they have to piece them together with like tweezers and they have and they've spent years and years and years and years deciphering these things man and you know you can see them online actually they have photos let me see I think there's a website Dead Sea Scrolls online but that's the only version of the Bible that's in Aramaic yeah Dead Sea Scrolls Online it's actually DSS um the website is ds. collections. img.src but you can read these Scrolls like Click on each one Brian and you can actually get an image of the actual scroll itself wow and uh all that stuff's on anim skins so this is in Aramaic which is the only version of the Bible I think that they know of that's in Aramaic so all this [ __ ] that we're uh we're reading here is the stuff that's from uh essentially the oldest stories of the Bible the New Testament was actually commissioned by Constantine's the Roman emperor Constantine there's big chunks missing from this like so there it could be like a word that says Don't instead of do it you know what I mean like well it's it's it's clearly you know they don't have the full work but it's pretty amazing that they even have that because you know this is thousands and thousands and thousands of years old and it's made out of an animal skin I mean it's it's really pretty incredible that it exists at all I mean even if it's only pieces of it but it's so cool that they found this [ __ ] in clay pots and these of course were stories that were told in like an oral tradition for a thousand years before anybody figured out how to write them down but then you you're dealing with the new testament which was Constantine and a bunch of Bishops put together so it's much more recent they actually know who the people were who put it together and it was all like way after Jesus was dead isn't that crazy though when you think about like when
you really stop and think about the fact that like some dudes put this wrote this down not just some dudes but an emperor who clearly wanted to convert all of his people to Christianity to control them but that we still are like this is this is what thing we got to follow well the dude Constantine didn't even get baptized until like right before he died like you know I mean I think you know he had to get baptized so that the next people could say no no no we we got him he's good you know stay Christian everyone stays Christian because if he dies and he's not baptized you have to admit to the entire world that this guy you know somehow or another is going to hell the guy who converted everybody to Christianity ran the RO Roman Empire that way and hired all these Bishops to put together the Bible that's where the New Testament comes from so when you're dealing with the New Testament you're dealing with an even squirrelier piece of work yeah yeah because it's like the what dubious [ __ ] Origins like you're telling me Constantine's got a direct line to God some murderous Roman Empire guy he's got a direct line to God [ __ ] get out of here just get the [ __ ] out of here you know the oldest oldest [ __ ] is ridiculous the newer older [ __ ] is ridiculous yeah if there was no Bible at all man somebody would try to make one up of course some some dud would be uh right now right do you ever think about you know how every year or a few years a story will come about where a guy's like I'm Christ like I'm Jesus Christ I'm I'm back and then you know whatever he'll [ __ ] die in a shootout or some [ __ ] or get arrested uh do you ever think about the fact that like 2,000 years ago somebody could been like I'm God and that that's that guy it's just that happened long ago and nothing happened to him of course if you just if you're just really good at it you could dominate a huge group of people and by the way you could also have some really cool [ __ ] to say as well as being a [ __ ] nut you know like Chopra like deep Chopra we were talking about him on OA yeah he's got some really cool [ __ ] to say he's a silly man he says a lot of silly [ __ ] like uh I used to be an atheist till I realized I was God that was one of his quotes cuz we're all God is that that kind of what the [ __ ] ever shut up you're not God you
know turn some water into wine but can't do it understand we're all God you're God yeah yeah yeah I get it that's silly shut your mouth don't say [ __ ] like that it's stupid it makes people marginalize you marginalizes the whole idea of universal Consciousness when you talk in such [ __ ] vague and silly terms well Joseph oh we're all God oh please go on go on with your Gucci sunglasses simulation Theory you're a God though if that was true well simulation Theory no you're part of a program um and you are you're running this program somehow or another in the background that's simulation theory is not that you're you thinking of like the secret more you're thinking instead of simulation Theory you think the the power of suggestion or the power of uh positive thinking or the idea I was thinking of me somewhere in the future like sitting there watching myself sleep or you know like uh I'm the one that started the program and I'm kind of playing a game right now of my of me right here you know what I mean I don't think anybody thinks that I think that that you created this whole thing I think that somewhere in the future I'm sitting here doing a simulation of myself well I don't think people think that they created it I think most people think that it's just something that's running that you're a part of but if you think that you actually created itself you know why don't you know how to create anything now like how come you're not like a computer programmer you lost all that knowledge in the simulation no because this this me is just a program so you it's like you can marginalize yourself in your computer program so you could be like some Super Genius who knows all and say I am going to give myself limited knowledge and information in this life it's a realistic simulation as a as a goof to make life more difficult I'm going to make myself really dumb and lazy and I'm going to give myself a club foot and I'm going to give myself uh one hand that works another that's like semi- paralyzed from birth like it's so crazy like that we're all doing it we're all creating our own universe and just some people did a really shitty job of Designing themselves no that's just to make it look realistic you have to have like legless people around there just okay so they're not you so they're not real
right that's Melissa ethd type think is that what she think Melissa Ethridge says that she gets on an airplane she's uh really happy for all the other people on the airplane because she knows that airplane's not going to crash cuz she's on it cuz she's sort of creating her world that's awesome the power of suggestion really really proud of her I love it what about well maybe she's right you know here's here's the thing we're it's so it's so easy to to goof on her or anybody who thinks that way but we can't prove that that's not the case can't we can't we can't prove what what kind of power your Consciousness has over the world itself we assume there's a lot of random factors that come into play in life whether it's with car accidents or meteor impacts or you know disease you name you know name it fill in the fill in the blank but we don't know that and there's a lot of things about being a person that are very strange there's a lot of things about our interactions with each other about energy about the the amount of energy you put out and what you get back the way you interact with humans and how do we not know that those things in some way or another the way you interact with people flavor not just your relationships with those people but the entire reality that you live in mhm it's it's very possible that there's more flexibility and that the the world is more malleable than we think it is and that we have everything defined in terms of what something weighs or how much distance this is but these are just sort of crude static factors in a a constantly changing and moving world and the human mind interacting with that world might be might be much more significant than we think it is and it's one of the reasons why these ideas of quantum entanglement become so strange when you find out about these uh theories of quantum mechanics and quantum physics and string theory and super particles in superp position where they're moving and not moving at the same time things blinking in and out of existence so the lowest measurable portion of of the universe that we can find the lowest measurable like the smallest tiniest thing it's magic it's all magic the when you get into quantum mechanics when you get into String Theory subatomic particles when you get
into like really complex mathematics and and and different experiments they do on the smallest tiniest measurable parts of the world it's all magic it's all empty space I mean atoms are mostly empty space inside these subatomic particles they they're moving and they're still at the same time they blink in and out of existence they go somewhere and they disappear and then they come back we have no idea where they go we just know they go somewhere they exhibit magic the lowest measurable part of the universe itself is Magic the smallest portions that we can measure are magic so just because everything is big and this table's made out of Oak and this microphone is metal that that doesn't mean [ __ ] I mean it means [ __ ] if I hit you over the head with this it's going to [ __ ] hurt because that's the rules we've chosen but the the actual reality itself it's very malleable there's a lot of weirdness to the world I don't think Melissa ethd is totally right I think there's a lot of huus involved and thinking that you have the answer and that you you thinking good thoughts and you know this plane is never going to crash I don't I don't believe that I mean this is coming from also from a person who suffered from cancer so it's like it's like I don't you know I don't I think I think it's a self- serving philosophy to think that way yeah you might be right but to say you're right I think is crazy yeah and you you you can't dictate I mean I think positive thinking is a good thing too it's not all safe cuz you walked in the room but it might be that's what's [ __ ] it might not be might be meaning it might be because it's her or it might be because of because of anybody anybody who thinks a certain way anybody who lives their life with a i it sounds like [ __ ] trust me if people are going crazy right now listening to this I agree with you it sounds like [ __ ] most likely it's not true but it might be true we can't prove that it's not we don't know all of the interactions that the human mind and Consciousness have on the universe itself we don't know we assume that it's simple as you are responsible for your life you're responsible for your actions you're responsible for where you drive and where you go to school what comes out of your mouth we assume that that is just a
part of the mathematical interaction of human beings in this culture in this Society in this civilization but we're not totally sure there it's it's it is possible that your thinking and that your mind itself might affect reality because the reality that you see and the reality that I see is just what's in front of of us we assume that this is constantly going on behind the scenes we assume you assume that when you go to home when you uh you go home and you sit in front of the TV you assume I exist right until I text you you don't know for sure until you call me or we meet and we we high five and get on a plane go go tell some jokes we don't know that that we exist right we just assume based on the evidence that I've accumulated when when uh I go home I assume that you Tommy buns live your life but I don't know what the [ __ ] you do the whole thing could be a joke my life could be not real in your world I I could be just what happens when you come around the program that is Joe Rogan right I might not be real you you leave this room and you go out and this whole thing might shut down and the only time it turns on is when you're watching sort of like the difference between particles being observed and not being observed they have they they exhibit different Behavior because they're interacting with whatever the [ __ ] it is that measures them it all goes back to reality is what you make of it maybe you know you know you know well maybe but I mean it it you know you can really if you if you decide to live your life within that thought that reality is what I make of it you know you dictate everything you know in a lot of ways you do a lot of ways you do you know when people die they always say they see the light and they always see you know when they come back to life where they die they always see the light they always see like I saw my family was all there and it was all cloudy people smoking we what if what if what if that was just you waking up going oh yeah this was a whole program that I did and my family's here and we're all just hang that's a joke that I used to do about the aliens about like that's what the the simulation Theory what it really is the reason why aliens exist that's us aliens are us in the future and what we are is
we're people that [ __ ] up and we evolve too far we we eliminated all the fun out of the world we eliminated sex [ __ ] muscle cars cigarettes we I we took out whiskey we we eliminated all human conflict and what what are we left with we're left with boring [ __ ] we don't have bodies we have these weird stick bodies anymore we don't have dicks we somewhere along the line people realize that dicks and vaginas are causing huge [ __ ] problems girl there's there's too many women out there that are getting pregnant to keep a man there's too many men out there that are raping there's too much nonsense there's too many people that are having babies that really don't support these children correctly and so sex and sexual urges being what's responsible for Brea we got to we got to factor that out we got to take that out of the equation so one day they they got everything like changed and evolved to a point where they eliminated all the the variables in the world they elim they have too much power and they eliminate eliminated sex and emotions and we don't like it so we plug ourselves in to an ass simulated version of The Roaring 20s of the digital age it's not a coincidence that we are at this Moment In Time the craziest moment the world has ever known where the world and the universe is constantly changing every second of every day it's not a coincidence at all in fact this is what we asked for we asked to be born in this time we we right now I mean I said this on stage uh Friday night but I I I believe it we live in the greatest time to be alive ever this is the strangest wildest most there the most possible most possibility filled time in life there's so many things going on constantly there was uh some in the news today that the first monkeys were born that have uh they altered the genetics of them they're uh I'll pull it up on on on Twitter because this is a such a strange strange um scientific experiment and people when I posted it everybody's like wait a minute isn't this how [ __ ] plan of the Apes got started but it is how plan of the Apes got started these idea first monkeys with customized DNA programmed genetic mutations so they are programmed genetic mutations and these monkeys were
born so they they they're working on creating a perfect monkey they're going to alter the genes of these monkeys and they're going to continue to alter genes of the monkeys until essentially they have a monkey that's as smart as a [ __ ] person really or a monkey that has a giant dick or a monkey that grows wings and flies like a bat this program in place this is something that's being the monkeys are born these monkeys are born we live in a fantastic time and the idea being that what the aliens are when everybody has these archetypal experiences it's always these things that look very similar to what you would expect human beings to eventually become if you go back to the lower hominids you go back to monkeys you go back to chimpanzees you go back to the great apes and you look at them in comparison to uh us what do you see well they have more hair they look much stronger they're more ve more much more physically fit you take the average person that say Works in an office the average man and you compare them to the the great apes they're all fat and they're they're skinny they have no muscle like what is going to be next what's going to be next well what's going to be next is that we're going to continue the trend to not need Brawn to not need biological strength the the brains are going to get bigger Telekinesis the ability to control things with the mind the ability to talk without using Lang so the mouth is going to shrink up the the environment's going to be all [ __ ] so you're going to have to need built-in sunglasses you got these [ __ ] gigantic black eyes that are going to evolve cuz we're going to ruin our [ __ ] atmosphere I mean they literally are what we' expect us to look like a million years from now yeah we would expect human beings to slowly but surely evolve into that if we used to be hairy little furry rodents which is what we were the idea of you know there was no primates 65 million years ago okay when the Great Extinction event happened the that killed off the Dinosaurs the giant piece of rock from the sky that hit the Yucatan there was no primates primates somehow or another evolved out of that out of the shrews and the monkey and the rats and whatever the [ __ ] survived whatever M million life forms survived it's so crazy to think of
that's only 65 million years ago man that's as far back as we know for sure there was no people no no no way no how and it's a blink of an eye that's in in terms of the universe it's a blink of an eye 65 million years ago yeah so we're so positive that things got wiped out at 65 million years ago so positive so positive that's when the dinosaurs died off so from then on somehow or another people were created that's nothing yeah that's a a goddamn blink of the eye and if you look at how much different we look than the early monkeys MH what what's next is aliens is next that's next it's 100% next that's what you would think if we're going to continue this trend of no hair hair hair loss on the arms and the body people are getting less hairy people are getting less strong they're getting smaller you're using your fingers and eventually going to use Google Glasses so you're just going to talk to it eventually it's going to be able to read your mind so you don't have to talk your [ __ ] vocal cord is going to shrink up we're going to all agree to genetically alter ourselves so we don't have penises anymore as soon as they come up with a [ __ ] thing that you can program into that takes you on a wild sexual ride of simulation that you could never achieve with your actual real dick you'd be like I don't need this stupid thing anymore your dick is going to be just as dumb as a horse your dick is going to be like something you like Remember When people used to [ __ ] with dicks you're going to laugh about it just like when sending a [ __ ] pigeon with a note wrapped around its leg why would I do that when I can text you you wouldn't you wouldn't but what about the actual having the writing in your hand get the [ __ ] out of here the dude will send me a selfie with a big smile and a thumbs up and it gets to me in one second yeah I have to rely on some stupid pigeon that's going to be what sex becomes sex is going to become some silly thing that we don't need to do anymore because we're going to have some integrated pleasure system that's in our mind where we're going to be able to just you're going to be able to [ __ ] anyone you want man you're going to be able to have insane sex with Christy Brinkley when she was 21 you're going to
be able to you know to to [ __ ] the hottest woman of the planet you're going to be able to have sex with Beyond 100 Beyonce the wuang in a room the whole wuang CL is going to suck your dick a whoever you want you're going to literally be able to do whatever you want whenever you want to do it once they figure out look this Oculus Rift thing what we're seeing when we see Oculus Rift is like the first photograph do you ever see those like first photographs they used to have like a thing they would throw like a a tent over their back they'd be hiding in this box you know like you ever seen the really old cameras the way they used to set up throw like a towel over the top of their head right and they would point this thing and everybody had to stay still for like a minute instead of sit there [ __ ] don't [ __ ] move that's what we're seeing with oculus rift what do you think physically will be the evolutionary change of humans they'll shrink you think we're shrinking well we're eventually going to get to the point where we don't need well people are get bger now but that's because of protein protein intake because people understand diet better and as far as athletes you got you're dealing with hormonal manipulation growth hormone testosterone you're also dealing with massive uh scientific advances and strength and conditioning training and then also there's some selective breeding big people dating big people there's is that Christy Brinkley yes this is her today 60 she's jamming Jesus do you got to see her moving around too it's not an illusion it's not an illusion created by the uh the photograph I mean she definitely looks like an older mature woman but I would send it home I would send it homey yep send it home I'd have to be real careful yeah cuz I am a [ __ ] animal you know what I'm saying you think You' Hur her yeah saying got that hip strength yeah got lower back muscles they're thick they're cords hip uh CLE Bell swings all that [ __ ] I do a lot of those I do a lot of those do with Christie oh [ __ ] well they're going to get to a point where to reverse aging that's unquestionably they're working on
that and they're they're already like doing tests on that on on other animals I feel like this path is going to lead us to just be born and just lay down with a [ __ ] monitor in front of us like and just you sip your [ __ ] nutrients in a cup and never stand up and just plug into whatever you want to be we going to get our nutrients the same way those uh Wireless pads are when you know you take one of those new cell phones you get sited on something it just charges you don't even have to PL it that's how we're going to get our nutrients our nutrients are going to be delivered through our car seats as we drive to work we're going to get nutrients you're going to drive to work naked and then the nutrients are going to just be absorbed by your body skin I mean why not your skin I mean there's you rub testosterone cream on testosterone cream absorbs Right Through Your Skin they're going to [ __ ] and you're going to be able to sit sit in your little Honda on your way to work and your car is going to feed you and you believe it no no [ __ ] no farting farting yeah and if you want to like feel like a Henry VII orgy of food and big [ __ ] turkey legs you just program that program punch in that program take you on a a journey to Henry of the eth land you'll you'll dine at a gigantic oak table with enemy heads hanging from the [ __ ] ceiling it's pretty awesome to think of like all all the world you could create and just jump into it in a second it's coming dude yeah we just we are just so comfortable with the world that we live in now it seems so normal to us but you have a you have a lamp on your table over there you got a goddamn lava lamp sitting next to you this weird gooey [ __ ] is bouncing up and down and someone figured out a way to have electricity the [ __ ] that creates lightning come through the walls in these weird pipes yeah you got the wrong one there silly face you can't see it push that in front of the push that in front of the ass salt lamp pull it that thing over so people can see what I'm talking about grab the bottom of it grab the bottom of it here yeah watch out it's going to fall it's not going to fall look at that thing you see it if if you brought that thing back in time if you brought that thing just a simple ass stupid lava lamp if you brought that
back in time and showed someone from King Arthur's time they'd kill you definitely sh their pants and sorcery yeah my Lord yeah there's electricity in the walls there's lightning in the walls we're going to die you're going to dieck a fork in that hole in the wall and you're dead every person has a hole in the in their house where you stick a fork in and you're dead yeah that crazy is it it's ridiculous you might not die you might just get really [ __ ] up I got lucky as a kid I stuck a key into an outlet oh my God and I don't know how this I guess the it had maybe the shut off you know circuit breakers right but I stuck it in oh my God Sparks flew I mean flew out of it the key broke in half like the burnt end stayed in burned Char J and it broke and I was just like I I think I [ __ ] up in here like my parents came in like I did the same thing but I took a wire my idea is going to transfer electricity from the top Outlet to the bottom outlet and so I put it in there and I remember my dad was watching Incredible Hulk at the time cuz that's why I was in the kitchen hiding and so I put in the wire Sparks and fire it felt felt like it was fire but I'm sure it was just if we had done that in like the 50s we'd just be dead probably right well if you had done that during the days of uh direct current it would have been very different very different yeah like um they do you remember the uh Thomas Edison experiments they did when Thomas Edison was trying to warn people against the effects of alternating current they they they cooked an elephant they they hook this elephant up to uh this like these wires and and and barbecu this elephant no you never seen that it's pretty crazy Thomas Edison interesting cat you know because obviously great genius and inventor and responsible for a lot of uh pretty incredible things yeah but also like was doing battle with the concepts that were being endorsed by other scientists like even Nicola Tesla who was an alternating current guy he believed in uh alternating current and Edison was his whole thing was set up on direct current so if you if you watch it pull that video up because it's it's [ __ ] crazy like this is again when you think about human beings this is not that long ago man yeah you know I mean this is uh what
was it 19 what when did this happen uh doesn't say Jesus uh 1903 1903 so this is when people were just starting to figure out what the [ __ ] electricity could do and they have this elephant chained up and Thomas Edison's like look I'm going to show you guys what happens if you don't [ __ ] listen to me so he did this just to disprove the other guys yes but watch what he does they have this thing connected to the this and they just charge it up and and zap this elephant look he's cooking right now damn this poor elephant is just standing there and boom it falls over dead oh damn and that's in your house that's in your walls and Edison was trying to let you know like listen to me [ __ ] like what a crazy [ __ ] that guy is he didn't just try to prove it with science he said okay I'm going to show you I'm going to take something bigger than you and I'm going to cook it I'm going to cook it with electricity seconds yeah so let's not so that must have been like a huge like wave of fear and paranoia after that like they cooked a [ __ ] elephant with this new type of electricity because in that case what did he he hooked it up he cooked it they covered it with wires I mean they connected it with wires and then [ __ ] just electrocuted the [ __ ] out of it Jesus Christ that was Thomas Edison could you imagine if in 2014 okay if you know 100 plus years later they they did that do you imagine if someone tried to prove something if they tried prove you know there's we are on the verge of wireless electricity ladies and gentlemen in order to tell you what is wrong with wireless electricity here's you know Marty mcfuckface and Marty mcfuckface the scientist shows us here we are in Time Square ladies and gentlemen this is an elephant is connected to this receiver and we're going to broadcast wireless electricity to his brain Watch What Happens this poor elephant [ __ ] ears stick out stri yeah starts bleeding from his eyeballs false face firsta would be all over it everyone would freak out that get killed immediately they would kill him if they didn't kill him they would beat him they would torture him to the end of time he's an asshole's he's not even you're not even eating an elephant you know it's not like a cow like that you you you electrocute it and then you
eat it no you're just killing it you're killing it to prove a point mhm that's just 100 plus years ago man it's not it's really not long ago at all it's not at all if you really stop and think about how much different people 2003 it was or well 1903 rather yeah 1903 think about that the behaviors changed so much if you if you measure by decades it's crazy how much measure how about you measure by movies when men used to slap women across the face all the time shut up women James kagne heroes Heroes Heroes Heroes used to smack women right across the face John Wayne style get a hold of yourself smack smack and the woman would just take it and they start making out that's Sean conry in that interview talking you've seen that right if she doesn't listen if she doesn't listen smack you around he was saying that women have a way of like getting you to do that um dude you're dating the wrong [ __ ] yeah smacking them for sure you're dating the wrong women all all women don't do that you're choosing to date that that style of person like yeah there were people 200 years ago that wouldn't cause you to hit them okay they wouldn't torment you not everybody wants to be constantly in Conflict it's like it's such a stupid state he's drawn to the conflict that's why actor yeah he's actor as awesome as he is he's an actor he's an actor but he also you know he's coming from a different era for sure and he but he looked at I think there's Barbera Walters he was like I'm GNA smack you next if you keep that [ __ ] up he look pull that up so we can watch that business in that [ __ ] Sean connory saying you should hit women I mean and this happened a long time ago yeah it's probably 20 plus no maybe yeah 25 to 30 years ago I'm guessing obviously not a long time ago in terms of what we've been saying the entire podcast but but he's old school dude his guys be in his late 70s or something by now right yeah but what I'm saying is like you couldn't do that today hell no like the the the culture has evolved quite couldn't do that few years go by not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then as I remember you said you don't do it with a fist it's better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah I love that I haven't
changed my opinion what did she say I would love that is that what she said hold on a second hold on hold on hold on wait minute what did she say first it's better to do it with an open hand yeah remember that yeah yeah I didn't love that I haven't changed my opinion I didn't love that no I didn't love not at all you think it's good to slap a woman no I don't think it's good you don't think it's bad I don't think it's that bad I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it yeah what would Merit merits well if you have tried everything everything else and women are pretty good at this that they can't leave it alone they don't they want to have the the last word and you give them the last last word but they're not happy with the last word they want to say it again and and get into a really provocative situation then I think it's absolutely right what would oh my God what the [ __ ] somebody added that in the video scared me that's stupid yeah that's um someone ruined a good interview but the um idea behind that is fascinating yeah I mean all he's really saying is I don't like a yappy broad you that's really what he's trying to say well you need to break up with him dude he's [ __ ] out of his mind just they're not all like that so crazy not all men are like that and not all women are like that you know what's so great about that that the only great thing about that is you you know when you call somebody out she was calling him out on national television and his uh his defense instincts kicked in or when she said uh she was like he realized they're probably having a nice chat she brings that up and he was like immediately his face changed then he goes yeah I haven't changed my position on that like he was really like I'm I'm going to do battle with you now yeah he likes conflict that's a guy who wants to he wants to have conflict you know well I think I think he's just really confident and I think uh he believes in what he's saying and uh he thinks that Barbara Walter is just trying to catch him and you know you know expose that and have him back down he like I'm not going to back going to back down I'm not going to back down yeah I date crazy [ __ ] and sometimes I have to smack them but those are the ones I like to
[ __ ] cuz they [ __ ] like wild animals that's what I need in my life 60 years old you know to get my dick hard he's not very young exactly screaming [ __ ] that you know lets me send it in yeah no he's not not young not young man no some with some people the the aphrodesiac the like the stimulant is not just sexual it's not just how uh the person looks it's not just being attracted to them sometimes it's drama you know like there's a lot of people that get sucked up into this idea of uh fighting and then making up and then to make up sex yeah super common yeah because we all have been there before where you break up with someone and you're like it's over and it's like [ __ ] devastating and it's heartbreaking and then one day you run into them and it might be just a month later or two months later or whatever maybe you both have dated other people whatever and then you hook up and it's incredible the sex is incredible and you're nice to each other and you're like I'm sorry I'm sorry too and you're like it's and it's incredible but it's it's such a heightened type of sex makeup sex cuz sometimes people need to put things into perspective they need the um the benefit of time they need the benefit of having you know you know all these emotions run through your head having all this these bad feelings but then having them all slow down and relax and time puts things into perspective and you know and then you see each other then and you're like H what the [ __ ] and all you can think of then is like the good times it's real hard to think about these really stupid Petty bad times and relationships once the relationship is over you really mostly just think about the good stuff about that person right and so then you start [ __ ] again oh [ __ ] Sean conry threw his dick around a lot back in over time but then again what happens after that you get [ __ ] TI of each other again you fall back into your same old ways and you get tired with each other and how do you fix that ladies and gentlemen marijuana that's right smoke some weed and [ __ ] and you will appreciate each other like like you just met that's a good that's good advice [ __ ] great advice there's no no better like enhancement to sex than marijuana the people who [ __ ] and don't smoke pot you are missing out on 50% of your sex yeah you really are you
don't know what you're missing it's if if I could give you something that's not dangerous and that will make sex 50% better do you know what that would be worth on the open market I mean there's stupid pills that you take that are supposed to make your dick grow that don't do a goddamn thing there's stupid people out there that are cutting rhino horns off to make their [ __ ] hard that doesn't work there's so much money in like enhancing sex and the number one thing to enhance sex it just flies under the r rad the one thing that works like a charm mhm if you are in love or you are in lust or you have someone that you like to [ __ ] how about that and that person likes you to [ __ ] them get together and smoke some pot before you do it don't get crazy don't don't smoke so much you're paranoid you freak out and you can't get it up just a little bit just a little bit every touch will feel more more spectacular you'll feel like electricity through fingers the warmth of your bodies will the sensation would be so pleasurable people that don't smoke pot and [ __ ] you're missing out on a giant chunk of what sex is yeah or do it you know smoke and go touch a stranger or do mushrooms you want to go deep deep deep deep deep deep deep have sex on mushrooms never done that you'll it's like two kaleidoscopes it's hard to do colliding it's hard to do it's really hard to do I thought like I was [ __ ] this really tall girl once and I was on mushrooms and I thought she was an alien I was like it just might it just cuz you start playing tricks on yourself you your eyes play tricks on you and stuff I don't want to do that don't don't listen you know you won't think you're an alien do it with your wife your wife's not an alen crazy yeah it's like obviously the way you get affected by mushrooms is different than the way I do I think everybody's different that's uh that's one of the weird things about psychedelics or pot or anything everybody yeah I've heard people talk about what pot does to them and I'm like okay I don't know what's going on in your head but that's shuts me down I just don't want to talk to anybody sit down shuts me down all right okay I don't get it but everybody's got their own weird personality tra one strand that you you
know well I just think there's a lot of uh weird personality TR traits you know there's a lot of weird biological traits people have a lot of different things going on like like people with alcohol I mean there's people that are the worst drunks ever that are super nice people and then there's also people people that they're they have a couple of drinks and they just become friendlier nothing goes wrong at all I know it's it's really fascinating because I look back there's like friends that would like want to punch me you know after like a few not cuz I did something like every time they drank they were physically violent people I'm like Jesus Christ and then there's the person who's just like hugging you like I love you man you're like what like it's you know they had the same amount of drinks and this is the behavior that comes out yeah it's too bad almost makes you it bums you out like oh man you can't drink like you really we can't have you drinking yeah and that's not uncommon at all no no it's probably like one out of 100 people yeah less than that I think I think less yeah yeah that's like a food allergy almost mhm well that was uh something that they uh another thing that I had up on Twitter today that's pretty fascinating about food allergies they figured out a way to uh to fix kids uh allergies to peanuts really the DNA of peanut allergic kids changes with immune therapy stud he finds wow H that's cool and this is on Science Daily so this is again not like a goofy website it's from Stanford and the idea is that treating a peanut allergy with oral immunotherapy changes the DNA of the patient's immune cells according to a new study the DNA change could serve as the basis for a simple blood test to monitor long-term effectiveness of the allergy therapy that's pretty badass man a lot of [ __ ] foods that people are allergic to some people are deathly allergic to shellfish we had that on Fear Factor this dude uh ate um some roaches and roaches are um they have the same enzyme apparently as shellfish so if you're allergic to roaches or you don't know if you're allergic to shellfish you're also allergic to roaches really yeah so this dude like had like went into like anaphylactic shock kind of thing well he had started uh his throat started closing up yeah he was having a hard
time breathing swelling you know that's what happens no idea he knew he probably was a shellfish guy but didn't think about the roach well we didn't know nobody knew nobody knew I mean it was the early days of Fear Factor wow yeah that show is just so lucky that no one died yeah so lucky that dude definitely could have if you didn't have uh right Medics around you know what are you guys doing over there what what's going on uh 70 bags of heroin found in Philip seamour Hoffman's apartment oh my God poor [ __ ] he just got back on it right like a couple years ago he was like really clean for like most of his life and then he just he had a problem a while ago yeah then he was clean for a while and then they talked about him going I remember reading about him going to get help like I want to say within the last year to do something you know like some type of rehab thing in the last year and then uh yeah that's really a bummer man well the thing about him too is he died with a needle in his arm in his arm yeah so he really he overdid it well he just did it yeah he's not the only one either that's dying apparently there's quite a few people have died in uh the East Coast from heroin recently yeah they're thinking there's a there's a bad batch of heroin or a strong batch of heroin or something wow he was so good holy [ __ ] was he a talented actor that guy man unbelievable nights well I think that some of the people that are able to like encapsulate those Incredible characters they able to fit themselves into those characters a lot of those people are [ __ ] crazy like Robert Downey Jr you know crazy you know would go off on wild Benders and do drugs like there's a lot of those people that are like really good at acting that are sort of attracted to that to that chaos yeah or maybe it's just a part of what makes them a great actor yeah I think you're really if you're a great great actor you have a sensitivity that's like maybe heightened you know you're sensitive I mean emotionally all around and um you know sometimes when you're that sensitive you can be drawn in in certain other directions you know yeah so but he man h was just genius actor yeah he was a bad [ __ ] yeah you know it's sad when you see a guy like that just succumb to their demons you know really is too bad that's
a weird one too that heroin one's a weird one you know because people are talking about like legalizing all drugs like that all drugs should be legal and in a way I support that but in another way I'm like it would suck to see more people do heroin it really would Crystal math cuz what I'm seeing now with pills I've met several people I know several people I know one guy very well that died from pills I know one guy uh very close to my family who [ __ ] up his entire life on pills and he's still a mess and he used to be a great guy and he's just a wreck and it's all opiates all opiates you know and then you see this guy and you go like [ __ ] man like if it was legal would it be even more prevalent like I I would hope not but God it's just I'm not I'm just anti-heroin I think heroin's a a terrible drug to live your life with it's just yeah there's nobody really who's like doing well thriving with Heroin you know the crazy thing is how long some people can function yeah and there's people that can function and there's people that actually probably never get to the point where they're not able to function you know there's people that can keep it in check but I think for the most part um it just goes downhill for you well one of the problems with these pill people is that they're not even trying to get high they're trying to not be sick right because your body is craving it yeah you get so addicted to these opiate pills that your body is just trying to get to a base level it's not trying to it's not trying to get high as much as it's trying to get out of a deficit yeah so you give it these pills and then you like sort of feel normal for a while yeah it's just so scary yeah that is I mean I know somebody who had a bad drinking problem and and would like when when it went into you know withdrawal would drink never really to get drunk drunk it was because she was such a alcoholic that you know she drink just to M like to not be shaking and sweating yeah yeah that's one I don't I don't understand because I I I've had many drinks yeah I don't get the alcohol one I don't understand how that could be addicted to somebody addictive to somebody yeah but I do understand obviously because I've met many people
are addicted to it but just for me it's just I don't understand it it just seems uh it's just so strange that their body is craving alcohol like it's a it's not just a an emotional thing I mean they say that that's what happened with um and Amy win housee that she died from going cold turkey really yeah she only had alcohol in her system when she died she didn't have any drugs and and her body just went into yeah they suspected she tried to uh quit drinking and it just uh sent her over the edge yeah I I believe it man I I'm just glad I don't have that [ __ ] that Jean yeah or you know I mean I've never I drink once and if I drink once in a week and I'd have too many drinks I'm like man I'm not drinking I don't I don't drink again for like weeks man really yeah yeah I but I've just never you know that's just my own makeup when you used to hang out more locally at comedy clubs every night you used to probably go through that where you're like at a club every single night did you drink more back then yeah not really because I never I never ever drank before sets so the most I ever did was drink after sets but if I was just doing spots and hanging out a little bit I'd be more worried about like you know I'd be worried about driving home so it wasn't a regular practice for me like I've just never been that big of a drinker you know I mean I'll have more drinks on the road um but sometimes a lot of times I go to clubs and um Saturday will be the first time I ask for a drink and they'll all say like oh we didn't know you drank and I'm like what were you talking about it and they're like yeah we thought that it was so weird that you don't drink and um you know I was like no I'm just done now you know so yeah alcohol is fun it's fun it's fun to drink it's fun to get drunk but the problem is the the effect on your body is just so bad and uh Tommy and I been talking about this because for the last two weeks I haven't drank wow I tried to see what it's like to have nothing except I like a glass of wine with dinner on Friday night but one glass of wine that's it no like getting hammered no getting drunk no getting buzzed no nothing yeah you you you feel remarkably better when Monday rolls around remarkably so it's been two weeks in a row that I did this like my my endurance
is up I mean it's it sounds so duh you know it sounds so obvious but you just think if you're out at a comedy club you're hanging out with your buddies you want to do a shot yeah [ __ ] it let's do a shot let's do another one okay let's have a beer three or four drinks you feel like it's nothing and it really is nothing but the difference between three or four drinks and no drinks is pretty significant and how much better you feel it's it's tremendously different I mean a few weeks ago I had like few drinks and I really feel like it took me like totally to recover was like 48 72 to feel like 100% better it was crazy it took like 3 days to feel that much better I never drink at home I only drink if I go out so like I I never sit at home and like open up a beer or anything that unless it's like at night and then the girls that were about to go to bed I need to have one more drink and her oh how dare you do you know that's rape to a lot of feminists by the way yeah do you know that you Weare that yeah they're going to push that Mr Conor going to shove that down your throat you're going to be a rapist night cup but you know what's funny about that whole feminist thing is they're saying that that works the other way around too with women and men that if the man is drunk and the woman's sober the woman's raping the man I feel that way 100% support that I've been raped they have to say that what's ridiculous is that they have to say that they can't say there's a double standard right nobody wants to admit there's double standards Right double standards don't exist especially in like the the super liberal leftwing Progressive world it's the same on both sides so uh I was watching I was reading this uh this person's blog where they were talking about everyone who has sex with someone who's drinking is being a rapist and she was talking about men as well like men being drunk that a woman taking advantage yes ladies that is rape like what are you talking about the guy has a few drinks he's buzzed and he comes over and he wants to [ __ ] and you have sex with them you're a rapist yeah that is so [ __ ] dumb and so symptomatic so like symbolic of like what's wrong with that sort of rigid like liberal thinking it's this there are no dou dou I mean one of the major differences is
that in that situation we are thrilled to be raped rap it's not it's not raped whether the man has uh limited inhibitions or not that man wants to have sex he's he's if a guy comes to your house it's like if a guy goes to a bar gets drunk take a cab to your house let's make it a responsible Story the guy takes a cab to your house and you uh throw him on the bed and [ __ ] him that's not rape it's just not it's just not it's just not and pretending that it is because you don't want women to be taken advantage of and they compare it to like Stubenville like that the girl who was uh she was so drunk that she was unconscious and these guys raped her yeah was horrible that's unbelievably horrible unbelievably horrible and disgusting and it's a crime and it's evil that is the saying that a man being drunk is having sex with a woman is that man being raped diminishes the impact of of what's horrible about something like Stubenville right a real rape yeah because you're being silly now well you're you're saying something that is so Preposterous that anyone with any logic could immediately pick apart anyone who's had any experience anyone who's a man by the way who's a heterosexual man who knows what it's like to have a couple of drinks and uh and want to go have sex like the idea that that is somehow or another rape cuz you went over someone who obviously you like you obviously like this person You' obviously have it most have had sex with them before you go over their house yeah the [ __ ] out of here I would even argue that if you if you're a man and you took a cab to that woman's house and she handcuffed you to a bed and blindfolded you and put a ball gag in your mouth and [ __ ] you that you also had a good time like it wasn't it wasn't something that you were fighting you know or even if you wanted to I'm not into getting tied up so it's on you [ __ ] me thing yeah have you ever been in a situation though where you felt raped like you had a girl on your bed and you didn't want to have sex with her you're a man you have a girl in your bed what are you doing like if you you're a man you have a girl in your bed what kind of stupid game are you playing can not right now don't rape me I just don't feel good about our relationship yet
shut up if you're a grown adult you're not a 10-year-old you're not someone who's confused about biology and about sexuality and about you know stimulation and attracted no you're a [ __ ] adult you can't get raped can't get raped by a girl Jesus Christ Bri it's one thing if you like bri the only thing that could be really crazy is if okay here's a scenario um some sort of a survival situation where you're fleeing the country and you have your friend's wife with you and you uh you have to stay in a hotel together because there's uh only uh enough money for one hotel room you're just going to get some sleep and then get on the road and like I'll sleep on the floor you take the bed and then while you're sleeping you wake up and she sucking your dick you're like okay you just [ __ ] ruined my life you ruined my life by being crazy and sucking my dick while I'm sleeping hey you know you're kind of raping me stop stop it I I wouldn't have said yes for you sucking my dick if I was awake wait wait a couple minutes now stop it that's that is probably one of the very few scenarios that I could see where there could be argued that a woman rapes a guy yeah there's kind of or like uh what's what's the one it's uh single white female they kind of have that that scenario oh yeah yeah yeah the girl pretends to be someone else she tries to pretend and she C he's like what's going on she's like she's just choking on his and then he's like it's not even you so he got duped right that's another one that's kind of rapy yeah that's kind of rapy yeah but still finish we'll talk about it but come on but a woman being drunk is always rap if the woman's drunk they they want that to be raped they want it I mean obviously there's a broad spectrum of of rap of intoxication you know like one drink two drinks three drinks four drinks like one drink is you're you can make good decisions on one drink can but you're drinking two drinks you can still make really good decisions on drinks but you're drinking so like if if you have sex with someone who can make good decisions and it's two drinks in the idea that you say that's rape you're a crazy person yeah you're a crazy person like you're you're a person who's dangerous because you're [ __ ] up the whole idea and argument the whole
conversation about alcohol intoxication you're ruining it by being unreasonable and by taking this hard rigid stance you diminish the effect of something like stupid where where they are getting someone so [ __ ] up and taking advantage of someone who's so [ __ ] up yeah and the way to kind of real like you know St your position is are you going to look at those two and say they're equivalent if you say they're equivalent then okay I guess we have your point of view on on you know the severity of of each of but I think a reasonable person looks at those and you realize that they're not so it's kind of ridiculous well it's a completely illogical stance to take that it's uh an on and off switch it's either on there's an alol drink in in the system uh it's it's that way it's rape there's no alcohol it's not rape right same act same act it's ridiculous yeah there's it's clear that there's a certain point where someone is unable to make clear decisions they're [ __ ] up they're intoxicated but where that lies is is very blurry and it's different for every person yeah and some not some girls God damn it a lot of girls like to get drunk and get [ __ ] they like to have sex with people they want to have sex with when they have a few drinks they like it a lot so the idea that people say that that's rape because because of whatever because you want to push this ridiculous Progressive agenda and this idea that anyone having a couple of drinks is somehow or another so incapacitated that they're like a child like that we have to protect them yeah I guess they're not they're not um making the distinction that there's a difference between uh a woman choosing to uh have drinks and and go have sex and a woman who has had tooo many drinks and someone is you know taking advantage of her I mean two totally different things well not only that there's also the woman and the man if they're both drinking then what happens well the woman is almost always in the clear no one is accusing her no one's saying you know this woman raped me I you know we had drinks together and she raped me how many drinks did you have two how many drinks did she have to yeah man she raped you no one says that it doesn't say but they do say it to the guy they would say it to the guy like and the
girl could say oh I got two drunk to consent and then you know Tumblr talk Progressive think everybody's like oh it is rape to have sex with someone who's drinking no no it's rape sometimes to have sex with someone who's drinking to say that you're not responsible for your own actions sexually but you are when you're driving a car you are when you know you assault someone you know you're responsible if you kick someone's ass and hurt them and you're like I'm so sorry I was drunk you're responsible for that you are [ __ ] responsible for your actions but you're not sexually you you know if if your girlfriend comes home and she's hammered and she beats the [ __ ] out of you and hits you over the head with a hammer and you go to the hospital your [ __ ] head's gashed open she can't say I'm I was drinking yeah so I'm not responsible for that violence but if she comes over your house and she's drunk and she [ __ ] you then you then you're a rapist because you you didn't you know you didn't take into account the fact that she's not responsible for her actions cuz she's had a couple of drinks it's Madness that's total Madness it's so illogical and they they're so rigid on this because they want to support 100% women and women's rights and the the idea of not supporting rape culture the idea of diminishing rape in society but by being so rigid and by being Preposterous and illogical you ruin the whole discussion because we're on your side right we're you and I are 100% on on their side as far as like someone being drunk and you take advantage of that person right that's disgusting what they're trying to say is that there is no scale exactly it's just it's black and white it's black and white you can't say that because you ruin the whole discussion you ruin it because we all know most of us know people who like to drink and [ __ ] it's so common it's so normal they drink to get frisky that's people people are married they drink and they start making out and it's great yeah it's not bad they loosen inhibitions it's it's not bad the the idea that alcohol is bad across the board for everybody is [ __ ] stupid it's stupid yeah yeah it's stupid it's just bad for your body that's what it's the only thing that you can prove for sure that's bad for your body just one
of those weird things man where people who are intelligent who have good intentions and there's good meaning behind what they're trying to do they [ __ ] it all up with their ego and they [ __ ] it all up with their rigid thinking and they [ __ ] it all up because they're not being open and objective about the entire discussion of the situation yeah it's it's it's the same thing I feel like with judging uh people as black and white I feel like most people are comp you know more complicated and have varying degrees of good and bad and you know they're complicated species you could easily put you know generalizations it's like there was a generalization um someone was talking about standup comics and they were saying that uh comedy clubs are filled with angry men and that's what comedy clubs are okay that's a giant generalization what do you do what if Sarah Silverman elizza slesinger on stage is still angry men that that are no it's silly it's silly some comedians are angry men so are some mechanics yeah you know yeah so are so are some [ __ ] bouncers there some people that uh you know work in finance they're angry men okay some of them aren't it's generalizations are [ __ ] stupid they're gross it's so funny because when I hear those thing like I always think of when I I'm think comedy Comics that I know what always Pops in my mind is just silliness I don't think of like I think of like all the goofy silly kind of you know like well us hanging out in the weekend what are we doing we're laughing all the time we're laughing 90% of the time we're not angry at [ __ ] it's the idea that I mean look there's we all know dudes who are we all know dudes but we all know an equal or more greater amount of dudes who aren't like Norton we're hanging with Norton all weekend Norton's [ __ ] great he's not angry he comes off like fake angry for jokes for for for funny but he's filled with humility he's a a very like uh self- objective guy he's always like being introspective and talking about the way he behaves the way he thinks and he's always like criticizing himself you know and the idea that he's like this angry guy well yeah that's I was going to say that is that people also assume that um they'll say the anger the anger with respect to like somebody doing something
on stage and have they'll have no idea that that person's not like that offstage that that's a heightened yeah you know version of themselves for their act for humor yeah it's for humor course like you know like Brian Holtzman who is one of my uh favorite comedians that for some whatever reason just never really caught on with people he used to his whole Act was this angry man who would say cruel evil [ __ ] and we would be dying laughing cuz he's not like that at all if you talk to Holzman off stage he's laughing he's shaking people's hands hey how are you what's going on good to see you hey good time up there you were really funny he's a a funny guy but then he would do this character on stage where it was just like like Susan Smith when uh she drowned her kids he was like I heard those were bad kids I heard those kids sat that close to the TV they didn't pull away their blocks they were always spilling their milk those [ __ ] kids would not be missed yeah and it was so horrible but so funny funny you had to be there to see it happen when the tension was in the room cuz it was like two weeks after that woman drowned her kids you know that's a hilarious like uh position to take that you have to commit to I heard those kids were bad that's how he says it they always [ __ ] spill their milk didn't put away their blocks they sat that close to the TV yeah those kids will not be missed yeah and the way he would say it was just so [ __ ] the key too in like in those types of jokes is that you can never pull back on it once you say it yeah you got to go all in like no they were really bad I'm telling you I know you know yeah you have to like believe what you're saying yeah and it's not real no of course not that's the whole [ __ ] that's why we know we can laugh at it it's a real issue with uh with progressives this idea that you're going to silence that kind of thinking and talking you know silence that kind of uh those kind of jokes and I see the point I see that you're trying to make a Kinder gentler world for people to live in but I really feel like concentrating on jokes is a bad idea it is it's it's it it ruins the whole idea of trying to make people or at least diminishes the whole idea of trying to make people nice
in real life when they really mean it and really care because you're not focusing on that instead you're focusing on when they don't mean it and they're joking around yeah like and the idea that somehow that joking around fuels the actual act the actual act of violence or the actual Act of rape or the actual Act of anything evil or mean because joking around about it is somehow or another gives a green light that's such a silly idea that's so silly if you have a problem with rape or if you have a problem with violence if you have a problem with uh assaults do something that remedies the root cause of that and you'll find that it's not jokes it's not standup nobody watched a comedy show was inspired to go rape somebody the idea behind that is [ __ ] ridiculous the idea that it gives a green light you watch a comedy show and uh someone talks about beating the [ __ ] out of people it gives a green light to go out and beat the [ __ ] out of people that's no that's a defective person if that's the case yeah person you can't out of their [ __ ] mind you can't make your art only for defective people it's [ __ ] stupid it is but it's a a lot of that Progressive mindset that this Progressive black and white mindset this leftwing liberal mindset that it ruins those discussions because yeah we do need to be nicer to each other [ __ ] yeah for sure we need less racism absolutely we need less sexism absolutely we need less assault we need less rape we need less violence we need less road rage we need less everything all across the board we need less of that yeah but we're on your side and you're you're making us look like there's something wrong with us cuz we want to drink and [ __ ] you're making us look like there's something wrong with us because we enjoy a ridiculous joke that someone doesn't really mean that's really cruel and nasty yeah yeah if you um if you really think that that comedy is the the problem you're you're just going to you're just going to make yourself look ridicul you're going to get very few people that agree with your point of view like yeah yeah just get people to stop talking about anything that that could be offensive and you're just going to end up not making the progress you were wishing for yeah and the idea of trigger warnings that's the
other thing what's trigger warnings when people write blogs like super Progressive uh people when they write blogs if they talk about rape or anything violence or crime they will put trigger warning in there like trigger warning like uh like to let you know that something horrible is coming up and it might trigger post-traumatic stress like you got your yeah yeah yeah if say if you got beat up and robbed and and someone's writing about a you know like robbery and they'll they'll put trigger warning in like the title or trigger warning in the thing and then explain what they're talking about so that you get warned that they're going to talk about assault or you get warned they're going to talk about rape or sexual aggression or whatever the [ __ ] it is that Jesus trigger warning trigger warning like it's it's a fascinating uh aspect of our society that you want to protect people from just even thinking about something that might have happened to them that's bad might upset you yeah so though that subject whatever that subject is is either off limits or severely limited because of the fact that someone actually has been victimized in real life that's kind of really ridiculous to me [ __ ] yeah it's ridiculous well I mean because you you don't get trigger warnings uh when you're not doing aside from reading that [ __ ] blog there's no trigger warnings on signs when you walk down the street there's no trigger warnings that when you have a conversation with somebody who you might not know well they're not going to be like real quick in a moment I'm going to bring up fighting just giving you a heads up wouldn't trigger warnings be a trigger warning like wouldn't you think about rape if you give a trigger warning that would well no it wouldn't be a trigger warning but it would certainly be a trigger and you know every movie essentially every violent movie is a trigger trigger to people who have experienced violence of course every [ __ ] television show on crime which almost all of them are I mean what percentage of television shows dramas are on crime what percentage was Chicago Police or CSI or this or CSI Miami New York CSI the moon there's [ __ ] Law and Orders they're all on crime if you've experienced any violent crime in your life you'll know it's a
horrible horrific traumatic event post-traumatic stress from Crime Victims is huge yet every show on television that's a drama like a huge percentage of them it's probably like 30% of all late night or all uh nighttime dramas are based on crime violent crime murders dude violence is so it's so crazy when you when you watch uh shows and they um they have violent scenes you know the edited version has the violent yeah [ __ ] like a guy's getting his head [ __ ] blown off yeah and then they'll be like that's right fudge you and you're like they just bleeped [ __ ] you know because we can't handle yeah we can't handle hearing that I'm tired of this hogwash and you're like what that's what he said no he said something else but we can't handle that but we did see him pull out a 12 gauge and blow the guy's [ __ ] guts all over the place well how about The Walking Dead watch The Walking Dead The Walking Dead they're cutting people's heads off they're blowing people's heads up with guns but they never say [ __ ] never say [ __ ] it's it's so ridiculous and I bet you you know you can't also you God forbid they show uh a woman's breast that would make your head no you can't do that no [ __ ] at all no don't show me where the babies come from where the babies are made can't handle it but you can show me a lady with a samurai sword who cuts people in half yeah she kills regular people too she doesn't just killed zombies killed regular people a bunch of the people killed regular people they've killed aund bunch of regular people on that show it's fine it's fun yeah yeah I can't handle hearing [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man we're weird so weird what a stupid culture what you know what I can't stop thinking about the guy that farted at the sink at the airport the airport we talked about it for 10 minutes afterwards well dudes fart when they pee when we go to the bathroom dudes are constantly farting in public rest rooms yeah but we were at the sink and the dude was washing his hands and he cut a monster fart and I told Tommy about it and I was like dude this guy he broke he broke the rules yeah I walked out just before this happened I unfortunately missed the incident but you said it immediately and I was I I kept wrapping my head around and I think what I've
come to the conclusion is that if you do that all I'm looking for is for you to acknowledge it yeah you need to say something yeah I want you to say something about that cuz I was thinking about about how uh an old guy one time farted next to me in um uh like on a tram on the in in the airport and I was like geez he let a [ __ ] pretty big fart and I looked at him and he goes snuck out of me and I was like all right and I it it kind of took away like you know what wasting yes I was like well thank you for acknowledging your your fart right now yeah this guy was just washing his hands and he just the sink is not the UR I don't think you get it past there yeah it was it was definit who does that do you it was definitely a gray area it was definitely a gray area people fart all the time at the urinals that's so common yeah I heard a lot of farts at urinal if you get done zip up walk all the way around you're wash your hands in the middle of washing hands you just unload and no one said a word everyone just just let it go and then we got outside I was like Yo dude how do you feel about this yeah yeah I can't stop thinking about it and then we're trying to figure out what kind of farts girls cut when they're in the bathroom and whether or not they wash their hands f are fart on each other probably not as much not as much but they definitely drop heat in there for sure once they close that door I think they allow themselves yeah they allow themselves to to [ __ ] fart it up yeah you know they they let them rip yeah once they get in that door they close that door they just ah you have to if you're taking a [ __ ] yeah you're going to fart but I wonder if they fart while they're washing their hands these are the things that I think of yeah absolutely I wonder about what we need in more of this in world do you mask your farts when you sh public grass no no let it out got to do with you what are you holding up to the camera I love girl fart you're an idiot Jesus Christ you have that on your phone yeah I love girl farts yeah 40-year-old man he's got that on his phone Christ a huge fetish now it's actually a website it is it's amazing it's always been yeah it's amazing there's been fart poring forever where
dudes like sniff farts right out of a girl's ass yeah I um they're naughty we played some uh fart Clips on our show and I we were talking about it and the guy wrote in and he was like I have a big time fart fetish and we're like What like what's the thinking about and he was like I think it's just back to the taboo of it that the pretty girl is not supposed to so he's uh you know what I mean like that it's yeah that she being a dirty girl yes and that's what he love and he loves you know a pretty girl doing it is like like the ultimate thing yeah that's the thing about people is like they want people to be naughty right just cuz we feel so most people at least feel so confined by the rules and I think women so even more so than men MH women even more so than men because you know Society wants you to be a lady behave a certain way sure you know and there's [ __ ] shaming you're not allowed to be a [ __ ] you're not allowed to do what you want to do you know like if a woman wants to go out and [ __ ] a bunch of different guys like if a woman wants to [ __ ] two guys in a night she's a terrible person like if you find out about that oh my God she she went to this guy's house she [ __ ] him then she left and she went to this other guy's house and [ __ ] him what a [ __ ] National Champion like girls would be like what [ __ ] but if you told me so he decides he leaves his this girl's house and he's like you know what [ __ ] I I can call somebody else he call somebody else and he goes and [ __ ] her and we're like great that guy's an animal yeah it wasn't it wasn't even done he wanted to [ __ ] more crazy that is crazy though that we don't you know that we have that that double standard for that I mean I remember in college a guy a friend uh going into a sorority house and banging girls in the same house on the same night in different rooms and like yeah we all were like that's fantastic you're such a hero like you're such a wonderful person and like we were all so happy with his story but if a girl went to a fraternity house [ __ ] one guy said good night honey left and then knocked on the door hey cck him in she's [ __ ] under out of dir [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] but we really should applaud her I mean well or not you know either way we should let her do whatever she wants to
do yeah she's just [ __ ] people why do you what do you care were they gonna stay together forever they're in college Jesus Christ if you have a problem with a girl [ __ ] one guy and then [ __ ] another guy that night you're silly yeah you are what's wrong with you could be one of those guys yeah all you got to do is throw your deck in front of her obviously she likes him so that suppression leads to uh like a reaction this just holding back leads this need to let it go yeah and the girl just farts right in that dude's face guy's like I can't believe you did that you dirty [ __ ] I'm a dirty farty [ __ ] go I'm a farty [ __ ] fart my mouth again it's so funny the people that own this I love girl FRS are actually watching right now don't promote that so stupid oh my gosh that snuck out of me oh I'm a bad girl yeah just what the smell and the [ __ ] noise and the whole thing the naughtiness of it all we hold it in Boston girls farting Bo we have a thing about um about people [ __ ] too you know like no one wants to admit they just took us [ __ ] we hide it and cover it up with noise and fans and we want to light matches and yeah it is weird I mean I I don't like uh those single single stall unisex bathrooms when you got a [ __ ] I got a [ __ ] and then there's like someone's like you're going in there and you're like ah [ __ ] man why don't you go in first no you're going to [ __ ] on top of his [ __ ] no I know I but you get that you know like I I feel like I can't relax or you can say can I please use the restroom like if you're at a meeting if you're having a meeting or something like that you say I'll be right back after you use the restroom but you can't say look I got a [ __ ] I can't keep talking to you guys I got to take a [ __ ] you say I use the restroom it's ambiguous okay go ahead and you leave you know you can't say I'm so sorry uh I was late for this meeting I got here on time but I had to [ __ ] yeah right right you can't say that they'll be upset you got to go to the restroom and then you you know that the clock's running so cuz if you come back 15 minutes later covered in sweat they're like wow you took monster [ __ ] huh like you can't really put that out there you're like a [ __ ] now I got to grind
this thing out quick and sometimes that's what you have to do sometimes you have to take a 10-minute heater yeah like sometimes you just you take a [ __ ] and it comes out Clump Clump and you're like God there's a lot more up there God damn it happened on the flight yesterday oh no as soon as I sat down I was want wanted to go to sleep and I was like I got to take a [ __ ] and it was during takeoff so then you're like waiting for it to hit 10,000 ft you know and then you're you're waiting for them to turn the seat belt sign off and I go in there I'm like this is going to be this is like a a [ __ ] Marathon [ __ ] no but I have time for it so I really dropped half of it off just so I could fall asleep oh no yeah and then later on I finished it was it was pretty pretty dramatic it's one of the weird things about your body is that there's like this intangible sense of how much [ __ ] is in there yeah you know like when you're taking a [ __ ] like you have that feeling that weird feeling like I smell a [ __ ] or I feel a [ __ ] brewing I feel a [ __ ] cooking in the oven and then once you're taking that [ __ ] you got this pressure thing like you know it's in there you know it's up there and a certain amount like God damn it this isn't ready this isn't done all right I'm going to have to I'm going to have to empty it and then I'm to come back later yeah that's and that's the worst you like when it's all gone yeah certain foods too will trigger um just amazing amounts of [ __ ] to come out of you where you're just like is my body mostly [ __ ] like am I just a walking talking [ __ ] machine because sometimes I I'll like the amount that will come out of me is just incredible to me cannot I cannot get over what's coming out of me if you think about how much food you eat though if you see think of like the your entire day if you [ __ ] once a day think about breakfast in there and then lunch in there and then your dinner in there like this giant mound of of of food that goes into your body and then snack like you might have a protein bar along the way and then you have all this you drink thing you might drink milk which has got some solids in there and then slowly but surely compress that into just logs big ropey [ __ ] logs it's amazing it's not really bigger now picture a pretty girl squatting over your face and
letting that all over you yeah well that's a underglass like a big thing for some guys some guys like women [ __ ] on on glass coffee tables yeah I always heard that about Stallone those like one of those rumors probably made up it's probably like the Richard Gear gerbal thing yeah just someone decided to say it and then it sounds cool so people repeat it yeah was Stallone likes likes to get on the tables and girls take big juicy shits on those tables he loves it does he want to [ __ ] him just wants him to [ __ ] I'd like to watch people [ __ ] if over a glass table just to see it come out I think really sure what about a guy like Joey Diaz that's I think that's the one that would be at the top of my list what if he fell and landed on the table and the table shattered and you died that' be horrible glass went through your neck [ __ ] was in your eyeballs and you died knowing that [ __ ] was all over your face and feeling the the hot blood rush out of your neck wow sorry dog sorry dog yeah I slipped whoops I had too much sodium I think that it would be much more interesting to watch Diaz [ __ ] than some model I'd like to see him have explosive diarrhea on a glass table well I would like to see a girl who's like addicted to stimulants like who's trying to be really skinny and how just how little she actually shits in a day hair comes out probably shocking to see like little tiny poops curly squirrly tur comes out little slightly bile little yellow smell to like what's going on you sorry that's a big you eat anything just half of her [ __ ] is pills pow broken pills come out yeah like non-dissolved pills little clumps yeah but I mean it would be fun to watch a couple times maybe once I don't know about fun but maybe fascinating yeah fascinating I think as an Art Exhibit we know we talking about art a lot this weekend it'd be great to set up a live exhibit I've always thought of this where you have like 10 people 50 ft up and they're butt naked and they have different body types and they're sitting on glass toilets with glass tubes coming down and then the exhibit is you walk around and they all [ __ ] at the same time like that'd be kind of a fun and they flush it and you see these glass tubes fill up with [ __ ] and come tumbling down yeah and then you go a
septic at the bottom a giant large tank filled with [ __ ] that's all glass and you have different colored hair and you're like I this is my creation I this is if you wanted to buy this it's five $15 milon yeah we were uh talking with this dude who explained to us this weekend about um how uh we we're talking about expensive photography because we saw this really expensive photography piece and uh he was talking about the the scam or the strategy involved in high-powered high-priced artwork and that what sometimes with a dealer will do is they get a bunch of people that are really into uh to Art M and they what they'll do is they'll seed these houses with people's art like they'll take you're breathing to the m it's freaking me the [ __ ] out one of you [ __ ] is it you might be you buddy really yeah I heard it several times you freaking me out anyway the guy said it's these things pick up a lot Eddie Bravo was the worst he was like oh yeah I forgot about that like Eddie you hear that oh I didn't even hear that like you don't hear that people hear it [ __ ] weirdo anyway they take a um a guy who like buys a lot of art they they get these fish and they plant these things in their house we'd like to gift you this this Gallery would like to gift you this piece uh this is a guy who uh his pieces go for about $50,000 that's the price point and uh seeing you your you know you buy a lot of work from this Gallery we think you would like it so You' like to gift it to you like oh amazing thank you so much and so then this gets around to these people that are in this small community of people who buy expensive art where'd you get that oh it's a blah blah blah blah blah you know uh the uh you know Sebring uh Gallery actually uh gifted it to me because I buy a lot of pieces from them he's actually putting on an exhibit next month oh amazing and then so they'll seed these PL they'll send like four or five pieces off from an un it could be an unknown guy who doesn't have a price point really yet exactly yeah but he's talented right and so that's how they sort of stimulate the environment and what he said in his words create heat yeah and so then they'll have a gall exhibit and this
guy's work will be up and it's really good work but people are already bought into it because oh you know Rothchild has a piece above his bed that's worth $50,000 it's amazing well the best part part I was fascinated with is that if they they get that out there right they seeed the stuff to these important people and then they have they make sure that the people that were gifted show up to the gallery so that when other like people with money are there that person is like yeah I have one of those and like oh [ __ ] you have one of those it's weird right yeah I want one of those too that's like the it's it's very strange man yeah it's and it's it's kind of the fear I think the base of the fear yeah yeah we talked about this um exit through the gift shop is exactly kind of the same mentality where the guy who was documenting Banksy was like I'll be an artist and then uh now he still is he's successful crazy money and there no like history of him there's no origin of of like a work being built it was just one day it was like here's a bunch of work here's like an overwhelming amount of work that I kind of didn't really create right and then everybody was willing to yeah but you can do that maret really interesting man you can do that you can just you can set people up I mean it's the hype machine it's like okay like how many times have there been like a Comedy Central special and you'll see the Comedy Central special coming up and they'll uh a bunch of people that uh you know uh are uh critics or something will say he's one of the funniest guys out there and boom and then you have uh you know you like someone famous will say something my favorite alltime comedian bam and then you'll see this guy do this thing and then Boom coming next it's the new show with the new guy already endorsed by all these other guys essentially the same thing same thing it's true you know yeah movies are big in that movies fu yeah they are the whole critics thing the whole like the funniest thing I've seen this year though you know new shows five stars blah blah blah this guy that guy this critic said I've never ever had such a good time W you had a good time and you know there's some dudes when it comes to movies that you could just always count on there's some dudes that are just bullshitters oh yeah it's a big
[ __ ] business they just love shitty movies yeah and then there's some other dudes like they'll criticize films like Roger Ebert was a a famous guy like people would be like really upset at some of the movies that he criticized yeah like the way he criticized them yeah I I people put so much into what into his um his critiques of films I never was really i' I read a number of them um I remember I don't remember which one but I remember disagreeing on some stuff that he liked and I was like well and I I don't really have I don't have a problem with that I just feel like um with the I really feel like everybody is a Critic we all get to say what we like and don't like and like if you can find somebody that you line up a lot with their beliefs and that might be the person for you to trust yeah but if it's not then like I I don't give him really any more uh credibility than a lot of any other I know he watched a lot and you know they knew a lot about films but a cisal guy myself you're what more of a cisal guy like liked all those bee movies and like those shitty Sci-Fi movies so I never trusted him well it doesn't you don't need those guys anymore the point is that everybody can do it now because of social media because of Facebook because of Twitter anybody could be a Critic and there's some pretty eloquent reviews by people who don't do it for a living I've read many reviews that people like you know they have those uh Rotten Tomato reviews some of those Rotten Tomato reviews are really [ __ ] good man they're really concise and they're just regular folks it's a person who enjoys the movie or didn't enjoy the movie and said here's what I think about this I think that that site is a better indicator because it Gathers you know basically uh averages out you know like so if a lot of people that that watch movies say this is awesome there's a pretty good chance it's going to be a pretty decent movie yeah if they all say this is [ __ ] garbage it's a it's not very likely that's a good movie yeah but when you like take professional interviewers like there or professional reviewers like how can you be someone who just your art is reviewing other people's art because that's essentially your contribution your contribution is reviewing other people's art yeah who
the [ __ ] are you and then you find out that Ebert actually wrote his own script he made dog ship he made a dog ship movie he wrote and he directed a piece of [ __ ] garbage so he failed at the thing that he was praised for being a Critic of Valley of the Dolls right yeah I I don't know that is that the yeah yeah it was supposed to be unbelievably bad yeah sexy you suck at it it's sexy though but it's F it's like having the best like the most respected comedy critic was like one of the worst stand-ups of all time exactly that's exactly what it's like about a guy who never got out of Open Mic nights was [ __ ] terrible but everyone's like he knows [ __ ] and you know he would say here's the problem with Tom sigur's last special Tom has this you know pendan way of Distributing his jokes shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] hack yeah it's exactly that yeah it is well the idea of being a Critic too there's only one reason why people become critics is because they don't have anything to contribute there's no critics that are critics because you know I'm brilliant writing books and I'm amazing at doing paintings and art but what I really like to do is Judge other people's [ __ ] that's my favorite thing no they usually want to be authors they want to be screenwriters they want to be someone who's doing that thing but they don't have it in them so they become a Critic that's one of the beautiful things about things like rotten tomatoes they're just regular people they don't have to write a review of this they write a review of it because they're inspired to right which is probably like how you should we should we should treat artwork we should look at people's you know you look at an average you know oh Rotten Tomatoes gave it 80% and then you look at the reviews you go okay I see what this guy's saying I see without giving away too much here's what I didn't like without giving away too much here's what I liked yeah Beyond the Valley of the Dolls I think it was the sequel and he co-wrote it but I remember seeing it it was you know sexy there was a lot of sex in it a lot of hot chicks and stuff but yeah it's a total stupid Stoner 70s movie yeah we should watch it and get really high and do commentator on it Russ Meers Beyond the Valley of the Dolls so this is a movie that he wrote he co-wrote
uh it was uh co-written with Roger Ebert for 20th Century Fox see you can't criticize that though because unless you know who the other person is and unless you know what Roger's contributions were yeah you know I mean he was a part of a dog [ __ ] movie but I've been a part of dog [ __ ] shows you know there was a lot of those things that we did on the man show that were dog [ __ ] and but if you know about the behind the scenes struggles to even get dog [ __ ] made you'd realize how difficult it is to have to have something represent what you wanted to do especially if it like his first movie he tried to make who knows how many people were involved in this who knows how high on coke The Producers were who knows how [ __ ] crazy the actors were who knows it's so hard to tell and even if you read like his copy of the script who knows how much editorial control he had on it over it he know who knows what the studio decided they wanted added or removed it's hard until you unless you read their individual work like if you write a blog entry and you wrote it all by yourself you know now I know and that's your work I know your work right but like a show like like something like the gessel neck offensive how much control do you think they had I mean how much how how much uh input did Comedy Central have how much input did the producers have how you know I don't know the standards in practice people say you can't say this you can't say that change it to this that Waters it down but it's good enough let's do it anyway right who knows you know I don't know why I chose a j neck offensive but I did yeah you know you imagine this as a representation of what what he wants but you don't know that he's actually I mean getting on exactly what he wants all the time right yeah which is the be beautiful thing about podcast and the beautiful thing about standup is you don't have to have something in it that you don't like yeah it could be exactly what you want it's a limited amount of people are involved mhm the smaller the number the the pure the the the vision or the pure the the product of what you're doing from One Source it's weird when you you you get like giant groups of people that like all voting and deciding on what should be on a movie yeah all you know putting their input on
how a TV show should be what the monologue should be and it's not going to work yeah you can't have that the only way those things work is if you have the less people the better you yeah those that's why the you know things that don't have like directors who really prove them self and talent that really proves himself can get like they have that power of less and less notes that's why that work is a lot of times better you know people aren't telling really Tarantino you got to change all this [ __ ] now he's he's getting he's putting the movie out there that he wants to put out there yeah you know so like South Park perfect example yeah it's really Trey Parker one [ __ ] guy and Matt Stone is involved in it as well and you know all the writers are involved as well but without having this one guy if you've watched that uh one hour thing that they did what what it called there the countdown to uh seven days air days seven days to air really fascinating really yeah really fascinating because you get to see his um his uh process the creative process how many other people input things and what what's involved in the creating of things but their show is so success successful and so awesome that Comedy Central just leaves it alone they just it's so great man back away and as is The Daily Show the same sort of situation they don't [ __ ] with it they just leave it alone and then Lou has that famous deal where he just takes less money and gets no he delivers an episode he goes they don't even know the episode beautiful he just drops it here's the episode the best way well look you know you when you got a guy who's as talented as Louis like if you want him on your network the the best way to get him on your network is to get him let him do it let him do it they're smart enough to get out of their own way right it's a beautiful thing that they figured out to do that with him to just step back get out of their own way and let him do it and unfortunately like I feel like you know a lot of entainment would be a lot better if they would Embrace that a little bit more you know there's so many people giving their input on on television I mean people would die if they realize the amount of people telling you to do things and cut things out in TV it's crazy yeah it's
just um it's it's it's hard it's hard to get things done on uh on network you know because every spot that they have is valuable every slot every 30 minute slot especially during prime time it's extremely valuable it's worth so much to have those things there that they have to be real careful because if it's a hit they can make so much money in advertising if you can you have a new Chappelle Show and it becomes a new cultural icon sort of a thing oh my God that's worth money so much money so because of that these non-creative [ __ ] people get involved in the creative process try to optimize money yep [ __ ] that all up man that's that's that's the one you want to walk away from and leave alone the most well we did Opie and Anthony on Friday they were talking about that about radio being sort of ruined because of uh all this input now all this restrictions all this you you can't just be wild anymore you can't just do what you actually want to do say what you actually want to say you got to worry about being suspended you got to worry about being fined even on satellite radio they were still fined yeah and you get and they have like taboo topics like don't just don't even bring this up ever yeah yeah I mean they were they took a Hiatus from satellite for a while but they were still on regular radio yeah that's so bananas and the Hiatus was because the they had some crazy homeless guy get on and say he wanted to rape uh who was it the black cond of Rise oh right they some crazy homeless guys saying a bunch of nutty [ __ ] and because of that they got I'm pretty sure they got suspended from satellite but they were allowed to be on regular radio it doesn't even matter wasn't that let's see Opie and Anthony suspended from satellite radio I know that the Playboy Radio on Sirus radio which is now I think Vivid Radio they used to have up to like a month ago they had these rules that you weren't allowed to talk about incest you weren't allowed to talk about drugs including marijuana you weren't allowed to talk about all this [ __ ] and it's like wait this is Playboy Radio and you can't talk about marijuana yeah um XM suspended them for 30 days yeah that's ridiculous can't talk about marijuana on Playboy Radio what the [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] is that that's so dumb so they were on
censored radio while while they were suspended from uncensored radio for that's so crazy for something someone else said that's so C hilarious yeah well it's more more idiotic thinking there's a lot of idiotic thinking out there but you know it's also let's be honest it's idiotic to have some [ __ ] homeless guy on saying he wants to rape cond of rice like what you should do is say don't do that anymore because it's stupid and gross that that guy's nasty like why why do you have this [ __ ] up mental ill person in your studio saying stupid [ __ ] like that like that's not good right but it's suspending them for that you know just yeah just don't do that again that the people let you know the people should let them know that they don't like that like hey man that was [ __ ] gross yeah why why you got this guy saying he's going to rape some woman you know some woman who works in the White House like that's crazy how long were they suspended for 30 days 30 days if it wasn't for them though I would have never done this you know and would never done it this way either cuz every other show that I ever did every other radio show that I ever did was always like real structured like you would go in there they would have their bits they would have their news guy that would interrupt every 15 minutes they' do their traffic thing they had all this stuff that you had to go through and do but when you do op and Anthony you would just sit there and hang out with them yeah it was just a just a loose open hang conversation and it was so much more fun to do that way and I remember doing it thinking like God damn like this is the way to do it why don't they [ __ ] do this on every radio show and you still will sometimes every once in a while will stop in and do radio somewhere else right you'll still like if somebody if in a certain town will you still give them B aside from o Anda or no I think I I think I do um o Anda and Kevin and Bean regularly and you know I'll sometimes I'll call in to another station but there's not that many of them anymore there they the jocks these disc jockies been all choked out they've been choked out by Jack TV or Jack radio and all right all the pre-programed stuff I tell you that Jack radio is pretty sweet though have you ever listened to
it before it's just music there's no DJs anymore as the point there's no radio personalities are the point those morning radio shows are all just choked out some some radio so so goddamn awful to do yeah but if you want like good music and you don't want to listen to [ __ ] idiots Babble which is a lot of what you get on those morning shows yeah something like Jack is great oh yeah no I'm saying like it some of it is so like the the guy guys doing morning shows some of them are still so bad they're dinosaurs yeah they're they're done that that whole style only existed when there was a small amount of people that were allowed to broadcast yeah you know and then when the restrictions came down and they had to be as generic and as politician likee as possible they be you you got this top 40 nonsense where you have people who talk like this our next guest do you know you're you're you're talking in some weird fake robot voice you're plugging into this system and doing you know what's expected of you and there's no individuality to it there's no uniqueness to it there's a there it's just a it's too restrictive an environment for creativity that's why when a guy like Howard Stern came along it was just like he blew the roof off of the the business because all of a sudden a guy came along that wasn't scared to talk to take on controversial stances to say outrageous [ __ ] to say really funny things and to try to entertain people on this really bold crazy way yeah and and attack other people who were like his competitors like openly attack them like who the [ __ ] ever did that yeah that was his that was also a strategy I didn't know but it was like he would when he was new in a market a radio guy was telling me that like if he came into a new market the the first thing he would always do is attack that guy's show so that like he was playing in a new city and the the former number one show would have would be made being made fun of on Howard show so that listeners would be like oh [ __ ] like he's making fun of this guy and create that that buzz in that new city right it creates drama in the new city and then people are you know either saying like you know what he's right this show is [ __ ] lame that we've been listening to or you know so you know he would also probably he would he would pull the people that were
going to like him anyways from that new city and then you know either it worked out or it didn't and it's you know it's low fruit anyway because a lot of them really do suck yeah so it's easy to do just go in there and Jack them CU just pointing out the obvious that a lot of these just he play their show on his show well op Anthony does that tooo they what they do is um they'll they'll they were doing uh jocktober so uh throughout the month of October they were like really corny shitty radio shows they would highlight them play them and then just destroy them oh my God they play play and Anthony is so good at like destroying things and so is Norton yeah and so they would they would play these radio and pause them and just crush them and just go off on them for like 10 minutes and then come back to them and let them play some more and then crush them some more imagine how brutal like like if you're that guy and you hear that it's so [ __ ] terrible you know that o Anda got to hold your radio show today for jocktober and then the pests get a hold of you cuz the O Anda pests are [ __ ] Savages yeah they're animals those huge huge o Anda fans listen religiously every day when they when they decide to go after somebody it's over they'll torture you on Twitter torture your [ __ ] Facebook page holy [ __ ] they [ __ ] attack you they'll attack you as will the stern fans yeah yeah as I mean imagine like you you have your little Radio Show in De Moine and then you get home in your [ __ ] mailbox like what's all this [ __ ] hate mail yeah which is um one thing that I wanted to bring up um we won the stitcher award for the best overall podcast and uh you know agree or disagree that that's all good but some someone from some uh podcast I'm not even going to bother mentioning because I think it was actually someone who was like one of the sound guys from the podcast told people to do this told people to send some hate away and I got all these [ __ ] angry people on Twitter that were angry that this other show didn't win and look I you know first of all I think I think contests are stupid okay I'm I'm glad that people like the show but I don't give a [ __ ] if we want a contest I think contests are dumb as [ __ ] I've never asked to win a contest um it's nice that that people
acknowledge that they enjoy it I like that but if you're going after someone else for winning something and somehow or another you know it it it you think it takes away from the show that you like like you're you're a [ __ ] idiot is this a bigger show no no I've never even heard of them until this this wave of [ __ ] hate started coming my way and then you're just reading it like this is so stupid like you don't have to like a show but if you're mad that your show didn't win and another show did you're a [ __ ] dunce and to just go out and push a bunch of hate all that means is that the show that you represent the show that you like has a bunch of [ __ ] for fans it does I don't know why that is I don't know who's responsible for that but it's so unnecessary I mean we we live in 2014 we on this podcast especially as a rule support other people as a rule I'm constantly telling people about other podcasts that I love whether it's hardcore history with Dan Carlin or um whether it's Daniel belli danieli belli's podcast or Tom sigur's podcast or whether it's anybody Joey Diaz Ari shafir we constantly promote people's podcasts when they come on when Cara Santa Maria was on here the other day I was telling her start a podcast you should do a podcast yeah and if somehow or another you like her podcast more than you like my podcast good that means you like something I don't give a [ __ ] there's plenty of people in this world there's 300 million [ __ ] people in this country alone and this podcast reaches people all over the planet I get emails and text messages and or tweets rather from New Zealand from Australia from Japan I get them from Afghanistan I get them constantly from all over the world it doesn't there's plenty of people you don't that's who knows how many millions that is that have access to podcast you you should listen to whatever ever you like you know the idea that somehow or another your show is uh is is being stiffed by some you know maybe they had some they organized some [ __ ] thing where they tried to win it or something like that it's possible they were upset that they did that and so this is the blowback but it's probably that same sort of strategy get us to talk about it get us to be angry
about it and it pumps up that other show yeah I ref I I had somebody try to bait us on that too I was like I'm not meanwhile I hope that other show does great I hope it's something I can listen to hope I enjoy it I'm not you know I'm not against any other shows I love what I love you know and if there's someone out there that wins uh some Stitcher award or some iTunes award or something like that and we didn't I'll listen to it because I want to know if it's good if it's good yeah you know maybe I'll find it enjoyable and it'll be something I can listen to on a plane sometime and have a good time I'm really sorry we got our listeners to send you that hate man I was about to bring that up I was trying to work it in slowly um didn't even talk about the UFC czy crazy ass [ __ ] UFC that was pretty crazy of fights I heard in the St yeah I heard some people got stabbed two people got stabbed um another guy threw a chair at a woman Jesus um did he throw it at somebody else and the woman got hit is that what happened we didn't get clarity on that but it was it was intense in the stands it was funny because uh it was how did he get a chair in the St I think the chair was in um higher up when they have the the freestanding area with like the where there actually are chairs and there's you know what I mean see I see I see so there's so someone threw it down I'm not sure how it was thrown they were just talking about that a chair got thrown and hit a girl um that a dude threw it but you know the stabbing it made sense that something like that happened because we were all I realized sometimes fights happen in the stands and you look and it just kind of it fa it Fizzles out really quickly and in this case it was um it was like you saw you heard a huge you know like kind of shouting screaming from this area and we all turn we're watching it and then I realized that 30 seconds later there's a fight going on and everybody is looking in the stands like because it's there's so much action in there and people are scared what fight was going on while this was happening man this had to have been um oh was Jamie Varner and ail trilo was it that fight that's what someone said um it was yeah it was it was later on so it was it wasn't one of the early fights I want to say it's probably about uh yeah that makes sense
six seven fights in so that would be forer tro that was a crazy [ __ ] fight that fight makes people want to stab people yeah and that was the that was that fight was bananas we're looking at six or seven decisions in a row up to that point right and but Jamie Varner and Abel trilo just [ __ ] assaulted each other they threw down Varner looked like um in the beginning like he was seemed like he was moments away from closing it out he hit him hard and fast and he he had him in trouble and you just didn't know if he was going to close it out right then but then towards the end of the fight he looked like he was going to get him again well he had him in a north south choke too for a while he um he burnt his arm out in the first round because he was trying to choke him out with that north south choke so he had him on the ground had a dominant position had a choke couldn't finish the choke and then they got up we [ __ ] slinging Knuckles at each other man it's it was one of the wildest most aggressive fights the way I described it uh the those punches were like what did you say about my mother punches yeah yeah that's the way I described it cuz they were just they were so ridiculous I feel like throughout the fights we were seen a number of Haymakers thrown man like a lot of just over the top running throwing punches it was pretty intense there was a lot of there was I mean people complained about it like but that always happens online people complain but I thought there was uh there was some some fights that weren't the most dramatic because they were evenly matched and they went to decision y but that varer fight and then of course that [ __ ] the the main event was a huge disaster yeah the stoppage the premature stoppage yeah it's too bad because uh first of all it's too bad because hen and baral looked [ __ ] Sensational I mean he cracked Uriah Faber with this big punch had him and he hurt him with a bad leg kick before that man leg kick was like a whip he cracked Uriah with a hard leg kick and you can see IAH have like a little bit of a limp to him like right after that like it was a hard kick and then he caught him with that big punch and had him really hurt and so for him it sucks because he had Uriah really badly hurt and it doesn't give him him like this this definitive ending he was
looking at the referee when he was like Hammer fisting your he wanted the referee to stop the fight which of course look he's the champion he wants to retain his title it's worth a lot of money to him it's it's it's very valuable it's also moment you know a point of Pride but he had Uriah really badly hurt it would have been way better if he could finish him off legitimately you know if he finished him off like where there's no controversy but Herb Dean stopped the fight kind of early but you know on herb sign like he didn't know like what if what if he stopped the fight and Uriah like after uh hen and brow got off of him rolls over onto his back and he's unconscious yeah you know I mean he's getting cracked he's hurt he's wobbling he's hanging on and he's just had his hands up and he's getting hit with punches I didn't think it was quick enough to stop the fight or I didn't think it was bad enough to stop the fight but I'm not a referee man I'm not I'm not in there right next to the guys he is and he made a bad call but it's because he wanted everybody to be safe it's the right call to make if you're if you're concerned with being safe this is the Jamie Varner able trilo fight boom that's the the punch that landed oh my God that's crazy but the way they were winging at each other look at this they're winging punches at each other [ __ ] oh trilo hit him so perfect too and he was chasing after trilo MH I mean it was the whole thing was so crazy it was a it was a like one of the wildest like Donnie Brook style fights one of the wild most slobber knocker fights I've ever seen it's one of the fight it's the fight that gets an audience excited like that's the kind of fight that people are are fired up about I just feel sorry for you R Faber a little bit yeah that he didn't have a chance to actually come back he's a [ __ ] durable guy too because he might have been able to get out of that and survive and come back we saw with Frankie Edgar versus grey Maynard he was hurt even worse than Uriah fa was but look he came back and he won or he came back and he made a draw out of it who was it that fought was it Martin that they got out of the a crazy arm bar or was he uh putting it on um no that was uh Martin was putting it on and uh he uh put it on [ __ ] who Russian guy yeah
yeah magedov magov yeah that was a crazy fight the first round he he he dominated that dude on the ground and got a a real good deep armar and the guy was screaming in agony when he was trying to get out of it like you could see his arms hyperextended screaming in agony and managed to get out of it and actually managed to win the fight yeah that was incredible that was abolutely incredible see to get out of that [ __ ] yeah there was some some great fights Jose Aldo's a [ __ ] beast and so is that kid Ricardo llamas man Ricardo llamas is a tough [ __ ] kid um we also saw uh uh uh Alistair and and Frank miror yeah and um dude that that knee to the face yeah we're I have I know a friend so I have really good seats I was like kide and that that knee was right in front of us like we and you hear it and we saw Frank's eyes roll back I was certain first of all I just heard his jaw get cracked in half and I also thought cuz he stumbled big time I thought he was we're about to absolutely yeah yeah he didn't want to go down look Frank Mir is a tough [ __ ] man he's tough he's tough and he's experienced and the dude has just been there done that it's hard to take him out you know even this that's why I so impressive that Josh Barnett took him out so fast in the first round Frank's [ __ ] tough man he kept trying to win he was trying to win and and he was getting he was getting hit pretty good um yeah almost had a guillotine at one point in time but Alistar popped out of it but you know maybe if Frank got that earlier in the fight before he taking all that punishment maybe we' have had more strength it's incredible to be able to take that abuse and still be in it though well aler fought conservatively he like kind of admitted to it that he was worried because he had lost two fights in a row and he wanted to make sure he played it safe and got the win by the way was it true heo that that um you asked something like did it hurt and he was like I hurt like a mug yeah he did yeah oh he was totally honest about it I mean yeah all right is so we ran out of time man we're going to turn into a pumpkin soon uh Tom sigura on Twitter ladies and gentlemen t o m s g a and the podcast with his lovely and talented wife Christina pitsky is called your mom's house and it is in fact the [ __ ]
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