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Steven shuin Jr uh who made some badass designs for the gorilla rangat Tang chimp and the howler monkey and we've added to that zombie kettle bells why because we're trendy and zombies are in style for painted on is that what Des pay attention you zombies they sculptures look I'm not on the line I'm looking at I'm not on the line I'm showing you a screen in front of your fat stupid face you yell at before you showed me the screeny I'm trying to do a commercial that's all I'm trying to do here I'm letting you do [Laughter] Joe we sell battle ropes and supplements and all by the way this is a shtick that Stephen Brody Stevens and I do we're not really upset at each other ladies and gentlemen no way this is fun talk we're being fun who think s silly people that don't know did you see the drama on the podcast today J Brody Brody what kind of your your apartment has tons of workout gear like like do you have any of this [ __ ] do you have any of these like maces or or clubs cuz I mean was I it's hard to look around what's the best angle for me okay I can see up there I have one of the wheel balls on the lower right for abs AB Wheels yeah like an AB roll I guess it's an ab roller I have it looks like a medicine ball I have a couple of those and I have kettle bells yes I have a weighted vest yes and that's probably it and oh I have a jump rope I see that in the lower corner have you ever tried battle ropes what those are yellow I do have ropes that I can tie up to my car they're ropes heavy they're not necessarily heavy they're just more to be locked up on something those maybe weigh a lot I don't know oh so those are like to pull they're not like ropes like this big fat Shipyard ropes have you ever done these these kind of workouts battle ropes no I'd like to I've seen them on really fun awesome full body workout you uh we have some videos available at on it.com you can learn how to do it it's fairly easy just a bunch different simple exercises also if you go online there you see the video that we have but if you go online there's plenty of different workouts that you could follow along one of the coolest things about the internet if you have questions about something there's a lot of generous people out there that would
give you their time for free and show you cool [ __ ] like this uh but battle ropes is a great uh exercise for functional strength and cardio really good for martial artists if you're into uh e striking or grappling either one of them you can benefit pretty substantially from a good uh kettle bell and battle robe work out we also sell supplements all kinds of [ __ ] at on it.com all kinds of fantastic stuff we call ourselves a human optimization website because we basically sell you all the [ __ ] that actually works as far as like making different areas of your body work better like shroom Tech sport which is a great supplement for endurance it's based on the CPS mushroom a lot of vitamin B12 in there new mood which is uh based on five HTP supplements um 5 HTTP and uh El Crypt ofan which converts to 5htp all those help your brain produce more serotonin actually get you feeling better la la la la la if I went on forever about all the groovy [ __ ] at on it.com this commercial would be three hours long and you guys wouldn't be listening anymore let's be honest on it.com o nnit use code name Rogan save yourself 10% off any and all supplements Steven Brody Stevens is here yes let's get freaky ladies and gentlemen Joan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day boom ladies and gentlemen Steven Brody Stevens is here he's excited he's uh a new man he's on Comedy Central now people are finally starting to recognize your talent Brody feels good these [ __ ] they tried to hold you back for so long they were afraid of your originality your unique talents the the vibe you give off all the above you scared the public you scared the private I think at one point maybe I mean there have been times yeah uh I'm going to ask one question before we move on Brian are there going to be the monitors there I get distracted sometimes what do you think I should do if want turn off this monitor yeah maybe one of them I just want the monitor over there that's bothering you yeah I want to focus on Joe I gets distracted yeah me too I did a podcast let's shut them both off [ __ ] it we'll shut them both off unless we need some doesn't Brian have to do that no he doesn't have to do it Jamie just shut him off with remot
control okay all right I'm just seeing that one this new thing like this I close my left eye and then I'm good what you see cuz I can see that one yeah that bothers you that's like [ __ ] 100 yards away I know but I can it's like right in my what's the tar distracting me it's it's kind of just a joke I did a show earlier a visual live show and I felt it would be funny to wear like I said I was telling Brian and these guys earlier I feel like that I have a you know three-day window to kind of goof around uh again I'm not going to wear this out in public but I'll wear it on a show I'll wear it on a podcast it's fun 3day window to goof around before what uh well before and after like having that Comedy Central show I felt like maybe before it I could be a little more not not outgoing on Twitter but to make some statements be real get things off my chest not go manic but just kind of say I wanted to share with the audience kind of what was going you know going on in my mind before something was going to happen I because I knew episode one was going to be good I knew that based on I had good reviews what is the show what's it called it's called Brody Stevens enjoy it great name yeah well thank you and enjoy it it it it if you want to hear it just it just came from uh my ear early years at Arizona State my freshman year I would go get go to McDonald's actually like on a Sunday and read the newspaper and the girl working there was just uh she was just overly positive like I'd order a Big Mac combo and she hey guys keep them off I was going to show you the trailer if you wanted to see the trailer for Brody's new show let's just talk for a while we we'll show it later um and she was just like so nice and I like and she was uh slightly handicapped but that's not the point I just remember she would slide it across the uh the counter there and she would go enjoy and it just like wow was like she's really into her job and it's McDon it's m donal's and she doesn't have to be and then I saw her working at Wendy's around the corner this is a true story I went in there and ordered a chocolate frosty which at the time wasn't available I updated that because at one point it was only frosties so anyway chocolate you updated it yourself yeah well you do that no back
in the day like chocolate frosties and vanilla frosties there was only I chocolate frosty right so see when you go to Wendy's and you said I'm going to get a chocolate frosty it was Dundon because they didn't have other options this is in the 1988 okay but anyway I'm going through the drive-thru I get my my drink and my food the double double and she reaches out and she goes enjoy same lady different restaurant fast food well I guess she just like that was her living like maybe she worked double shifts and it just stuck in my mind enjy and then I brought it around the baseball team at Arizona State and was like enjoy enjoy it enjoy that enjoy us it just kind of took a life of its own that's beautiful she stepped up she went from um McDonald's to Wendy's right Wendy's is probably higher quality Burger better five to choose between the two yeah Wendy's you feel like you're getting a little bit uh yeah it's a better it's a better Patty yeah it's a better Patty and better better taste and probably a better gig and you're sitting down there you feel it's a little more warm there there's it's more wood panel there you'll find that it's more country well you it reminds you of that one dude that used to be in all those commercials Dave right Dave he used to play Santa Claus for me because my mom used to work for the headquarters and he would dress up as Santa Claus every year and as a kid I have all these photos of me on his lap him dressed up as Santa Claus and me crying and stuff whoa the Wendy's guy made you cry yeah were you just crying and everything like the wind's blowing have you seen the new Wendy's girl why would you be crying about Santa Claus uh because you know because I was like three or four you know what I mean like three year-olds just cried any yeah but it has me all the way up to like 14 like I have a picture of me old so uh that's where enjoy it came came from that's your uh that's where that that title came from and I just around the baseball team enjoy it yes and guys picked up on it and there's a couple other phrases simple was another one we'd play video games and I'm I'm better I'm just better than you simple so it was kind of like that simple so we had simple enjoy it because when you play baseball and you have to be vocal supporting your teammates and you're in The Dugout quite
a bit and you just come up with funny stuff you I was able to rag other teams you know obviously not cursing or anything like that but you know make fun of batters or make fun of a third basement or another pitcher kind of thing well so you had these little catchphrases yeah I got better at it at first I was bad it was like comb your hair it's like uh Brody no you're gonna have to take it take the game off you got to step up your your Phrase game yeah you learn you stick with numbers that's good like 22 Deuces 11 sticks legs ones arms you just have fun I had fun with like joking with numbers these are the things you would yell out while the game's going on is that what it is yeah like supporting your your teammate so like Rogan's at the play you wearing number 11 Rogan yes here we go sticks let's do it making contact UM great ha I don't know what else I would say did you put work into this but I was just something that you just sort of picked up along the way well I would well I guess I kind of work on it but would pick it up along the way yeah with you I would say numbers I wouldn't say come on Rogan I wouldn't say like that I go come on buddy I'd say that but then I would do the then then I would do Jesus spilled all over yourself you know why I'll tell you why Panic you panic no I'm not manic I've been dumping drinks over Panic P an oh I'm manic and panic but you know what these are quick silver amphibia shorts who they're you they can you can wear them in the water oh this is what's called a secret plug I see what you did threw water on yourself on purpose to get quicksilver sponsor your Comedy Central show you're a very smart guy in that respect that's J kid the Nets did that butas I know you wouldn't know it somebody who knows it out there somebody who knows it what did he do he uh spilled water on the court to kind of delay the game yeah against the Lakers the other night because it's uh they were losing and they had to get a timeout or something and so once he uh spilled the court water on it they had to clean it up and while they were cleaning up they designed to play it's like kind of cheating there's been a bunch of things over the years where guys have done uh various things in the Octagon that were illegal to to to make
things more slippery oh like Vaseline or something yeah but when the UFC when you throw water on the canvas it actually gives you more traction oh it does yeah guys actually throw water on the ground before they fight and then they step in the water is that legal or no yes okay and it's all good yeah it's not bad um you're not supposed to pour too much water on yourself like sometimes you'll see the referee drying a guy off before he goes out for the next round yeah because like say if you're fighting a Grappler and you come out completely soaking wet like literally dripping wet it's way harder to grab you you're slippery you slip out of things makes like you're in the swimming pool yeah and that slipperiness can make the difference between a submission and an escape like it's that it's a big deal yeah it's a pretty big factor oil a lot of guys have oil they oil up like uh baby oil yeah you know what they do um that's cheating right yes one of the things that guys have done is they um it's been rumored that they lie in Mineral baths at night so they take this bath with mineral oils and they just soak in it for [ __ ] like an hour or whatever and then they take a shower and then when they sweat the next day even though their skin is dry when they start out when they sweat they're just slippery as [ __ ] oh they're slippery but they're not technically illegal they're not technically illegal cuz they are clean like if you if you touch them you're not going to see you're not going to feel like an oil there's no health benefit from it well I'm sure it's probably good for your skin keeps you lovely I try you know take a mineral oil bath there was a guy who was uh actually kicked out of Corners uh I don't know for life or what but it was for a long time because he was uh rubbing vaseline on guys he would like do this chest massage thing and while he was doing it he was rubbing vaseline on them he' rubbed their neck and he was rubbing vaseline on them he was is actually making them more slippery blatant yeah was his Corner man it was it was blatant they they were saying that they were doing this uh there's a guy who um used to work with Fighters that claimed to be like a witch doctor they called him the witch doctor
and he had this whole series of things that he would do to guys to like align their chakras and [ __ ] I don't know I don't know what his Angelo dunde no I don't remember I don't remember the gentleman's name but he used to rub dude's chests in like a circle and pther neck and this his Corner man was doing that right after he applied Vaseline to his face so whether or not it was intentional is you know only he knows that but what he was doing was with this Voodoo move with Vaseline on his hand oh it's kind of so it's kind of illegal and he might not have realized he had just put Vaseline on his face Anderson Silva did it once too he wiped vaseline off of his face and put it on his chest and his arms like in front of everybody I mean don't they do that in boxing they put Vaseline all over differ yeah on your face is okay the big difference is uh having it on your arms and chest gotcha because then if guys go to clinch up with you you slip away from them and know Anderson did it like really blatantly in one fight oh really yeah but they don't let him do it anymore they make sure you know there's you got to realize MMA is only 20 years old there's still we just celebrated the UFC celebrated its 20th anniversary so like there's a lot of rules that like have to get made up along the way there's still evolving still some [ __ ] of foot Bry Stevens but you know what it's a i i it's probably the sport it's it's not going to change all that much over the years I don't think it could use a few changes it could use a few changes but it might be say like a g or a a tennis which is kind of you know over the years I guess those they're gentleman they're gentleman Sports MMA will never be that you don't think so you think it'll evolve into different rules or different no it's always going to be really Primal because that's what what what its appeal is it's appeal is and in this watered down Society where everything's nerfed and the whole world is [ __ ] sanitary there's one sport where [ __ ] gets real is real as [ __ ] and it does two dudes who are pushing themselves for five minutes per round in a championship match mat you're talking about 25 minutes of ferocity and kinetic energy and just thinking and sweat and blood and injuries and gutting through things and trying to overcome I mean it's a
[ __ ] as Primal as Primal gets the most exciting sport of all time and you can't right up there with baseball how dare you how dare you even compare those that's sick yeah no [ __ ] that's my my what I always when people complain about ground fighting like a guy holding a guy on the ground and I'm like as boring as it is it's not as boring as baseball BB watch that [ __ ] I don't watch a lot of baseball you watch plenty no I like going you watch too much no I don't how much not very much how much is not very much um I don't I mean I don't watch honestly I just don't I don't watch a lot of TV Don't Lie To America Brody Stevens I'll tell you what I like about baseball I like going down early before the fans get there hanging out with the team watching the batting practice playing grab ass little if you want to call it that 10% having funing um that's what I like then stay for a few Innings and then go home well it seems like your sense of humor actually was kind of uh developed from the camaraderie of uh like hanging out with guys that you were playing with so that makes sense that you would enjoy that camaraderie like enjoy it like way you would say it uh in simple like all that making making everybody laugh that you got it that camaraderie of like teammates you like working out together hanging out together like people who've never experienced that sort of environment They Don't Really totally understand it do they I I would I I would think not only because yeah I got to play baseball and at first of all Arizona State and we're flying around we had to be professionals and represent uh a university and then yeah going off to play in the summertime up to Alaska and you're you're up there and you're meeting guys from different schools and you're yeah you're traveling you're sharing hotel rooms and a lot of those experiences yeah and then the the locker room stuff and the and the parties and the jokes on the bus and yeah getting in trouble as a team it you know I I'm that helped yes Define who I am it it defined I I enjoyed that yes you know having that yeah I think that that's something that everybody could use I think that's one of the benefits of competing in a sport is that you you you go and you hang out with a bunch of
people that are also doing the same thing and you you learn together you know I think that's missing from a lot of people man I think that's missing from a lot of people never get involved in sports yeah we I would I would after the I mean my freshman year I would always because I wasn't a top guy so I didn't get the instruction from the coaches like the top recruit so I would go to the other the other pitchers the senior pitchers and I say can you guys help me out a little bit with my my mechanics and there's a a big uh window where you can look in and work on your throwing mechanics and these guys would work with me so I didn't like I knew the coach was focusing on these other guys and I never got upset about oh I'm not in the game I'm not good enough I just said I want to become you know the best pitcher I could be and work on my mechanic what's the difference in pitching between the not the really awesome dudes the guys who get scouted and a guy like you what's the difference well I I did I did get scouted but I would say you know what they look for today is probably you know size is a guy going to fill into his body um you know having long arms you know good attitude you know is their motion going to be where they're not going to hurt their shoulder or hurt their arms so their motion as far as the way they throw yeah you can see a guy how he throws like naturally he may throw we strange where ah I can see an injury coming on if he doesn't adjust that whereas some gu heck F perfect smooth mechanics and it's so is there very specific technique when it comes to throwing a a hard ball I think there's there's specific techniques yes and then there's I mean within that there's some coaches and some philosophies that have variations on that so but there's a few famous guys who deviate right like they go they throw sidearm yeah there's side armors I mean a side armor could be yeah they just get more action they throw over the top and they're an okay pitcher but they figured out to throw sidearm and that puts act different action on the ball and some guys yeah can't do that or don't want to do that or you don't have to show baseball games Bri that's Brody pitching at Arizona State I pitch at Arizona Brody you're on YouTube
I guess I have one video of me pitching on YouTube how did you do I gave up a home run it's just the alumni game is the only time you've ever pitched no I pitched my I I pitched I think my record was 4- one I pitched three years I was injured here and there I pitched I was 4- one I think I had a few saves my ER was 3 point something I had 28 strikeouts and maybe had 31 I had more strikeouts per Innings and I had uh 11 walks what's that one crazy surgery that baseball players Tom sometimes elective the Tom Tommy John surgery now how does that work you take a ligament out of your wrist and you put it in your elbow is that what it is yeah that's kind of what it was that was the uh back in the day it was they would so you hurt your right arm they would probably take the palaris tendon at the time so they'd usually take it out of your your left wrist and then they put it in your your right elbow and they would do a figure eight kind of and tighten it up boom that's the uh the Tommy John now they'll take maybe a you a ligament from your leg or or maybe a dead body or even your the same arm and they put it in there so over the years it's gotten I think the surgery is be has become more common right but it's an elective surgery on some guys some guys they don't even have an injury they do it because it gives them more power um I would say no I I would say what do you mean no I know guys have done it that baseball players yes that have said my arm's fine yeah guys have done it I mean I don't know if it's been high level Pros but I know I was reading an article about okay it's called the Tommy John surgery M who shares the same birthday as me oh my goodness Tommy John famous and I had surgery too he's so similar John surgery the next steroid look at this when it comes to high school and college sports young athletes often yearn for bigger muscles to enhance their performance but for student baseball pitchers strength isn't so much of a goal as it is speed throwing speed and now student athletes looking for a way to get extra boost in their pitching arm have been putting their hopes in an elective surgery surgery called the nner collateral ligament reconstruction more famously known as Tommy John surgery I I had something very similar to that go there's okay it says that yes they're
doing it on purpose well I've read many articles about this this isn't like a secret are these high schoolers these are yes high school and college athletes okay I okay thank you for bringing that up and I KN I know this is a Joe Rogan Experience and you're going to learn stuff and I I learn that uh if you're asking me right now 2013 is there a major leager that has electively like one of these kids in high school and we know we have a problem with high schools and parents and the pressure of all that is there a major leager currently or within the past year or two who is electively gone non-injury electively taken that surgery and continued to be in the major leagues and maybe improved my guess is no that's my that's my instinct that's my guess is that has it has not happened but you know we'll see what happens with this high school kid or why do you think no though if all these kids are getting it done you don't think that some some people have got gotten that done I I I because why would you say that I well here's the deal if you tear your ligament you need the surgery that's a fact if you have the ligament and it's chronic it's not necessarily torn it's worn down it's off the bone you're probably going to need the surgery and the reason why these guys come back stronger it's not because the ligament is stronger I mean that may have something to do with it but a lot of people also think it's the training because you hurt your elbow you're going to have to really go extra and out of the way to make sure that elbow is strong so when you're doing the rehab you're reaching into the ice you're doing all the ultrasound on your elbow the exercises you're doing extra actually and that's another reason why people come back stronger and I do think that yeah it doesn't make you bionic but a lot of guys have come back from that surgery and have thrown harder and have continued their career I think it's yet to be known if a guy who elects to do it in high school or college it's going to make them throw harder you know if they're hurting and they got it I understand if they're having chronic pains in their elbow and their mechanics are such where it's not going to get
better it's only going to get worse so you better adjust your mechanics and on top of that yeah let's get the Tommy John surgery and see what happen surgery has been proven to have a significant effect on the mechanics of your arm I think it makes your arm stronger it makes it it makes it throw faster I think it's I I don't agree well I don't know if you know that Brody because I don't think you've got it done and all these people doctors are saying it these all these doctors are say they're not B they're not pitchers yeah but they're working with pitchers they're talking about um they're talking about getting this done takes a year to recover yeah almost two years actually almost two most guys come back fully strength back to normal a year and a half to two years it puts more strength in your elbow and the risks are that um sometimes after their elbow gets reconstructed or just they add this additional ligament uh it becomes permanently stiff and uh their muscles tear or they can have uh something called iatrogenic physician induced problems with their elbows because of the surgery see that's not good no it's not good but it's it's fascinating that people are doing this that guys are going to uh the it's not a small Trend either there's quite a few guys that are going to uh the doctor and they they think the doctor's saying that they the doctor's you know explaining the rehabilitation process and how long it takes and it'll it'll take uh like up to a year to recover is what they're saying but they're saying that it does have a significant impact on M it's my phone throwing harder yeah I don't agree okay it's my opinion it might it might allow you to whip your arm more like more arm whip mhm but arm whip is not I mean that's going to add a mile or two but I I'm not a believer in it I I I don't I want to see a major leager that has had that done and you know and and electively with no injury maybe a Chron I had the surgery done I didn't have a tear I had chronic injuries in my elbow my elbow wasn't getting better I had bad mechanics I got an MRI and they go you know what the ligament I see damage in there I can't tell there is damage in your elbow and then they and he asked me uh you may need Tommy John surgery do you want to take the tendon out of your left El uh
left wrist I go yes and they did the surgery and he saw that my ligament was intact and he stapled it back down to the bone and he tightened me up and that wasn't the Tommy John surgery but there's a lot a lot of people agree with you apparently also about the rehabilitation that that's really what's helping them and that it's not necessarily the uh throwing harder uh throwing it's not necessarily the ligament but that it might just be the rehabilitation the emphasis that you put into Rehabilitation maybe you can do but maybe you maybe you can do that on why don't you do that anyway yeah I think it's actually pretty controversial but uh I'm going to I'm going to ask around yeah I would I wouldn't do it I I would wait until you have a chronic injury or it pops and Tears like you know you did it you know mine was a chronic buildup thing and it was due to bad mechanics so if you have bad mechanics and you get this elective surgery ahead of time you're still going to have bad mechanics and you know what some people have to get a second surgery it's not just the one time you can tear it again actually yeah that's super common with the knees guys who have uh ACL reconstructions they blow it out all the time I can think of several Fighters Dominick Cruz current bantamweight champion had his re ACL reconstructed blew it out had to have it done again so he's been out almost two years when he fights hen and baral they unify the title baral had a they had a crown an interim Champion so Henn and baral and Michael McDonald went after it great fight and Henn and Barra became the interim champion mhm and uh now because he's the interim Champion or is it no who did he win the title from why am I wrong about that I might be wrong about that Michael McDonald challenged for the title I think baral beat somebody else for the title but anyway um the uh the instances of guys getting their knees reconstructed and blowing them out again is real high Ed short the same knee yeah same knee or the other knee I've had both my knees reconstructed Derrick Rose I I don't know if you follow basketball he he blew out his left knee he's on the Bulls and he's uh a million 100 million dollar player and he blew out his knee I guess
his left one of his knees and he took a year off and people gave him a hard time because people do come back actually after nine or 10 months with an ACL and he didn't come back and then he came back this year and he was playing and he did the same thing to his other knee he um I was h bar was incorrect he he defended against Michael McDonald he won the title with a decision over Uriah Faber I should have known that that was way back in Jan July of 2012 so Dominic Cruz has been rehabbing all this time sitting on the sidelines even before then because they had to come up with an interim title back then the poor guy's been out for two whole years it's crazy due to these knee issues knee issues man and with him it's very important because his style he's probably got the most elaborate footwork Style in all of MMA the dude is tireless and he goes five rounds of constant moving it's one of the problems with fighting him he's never there he's like a willow of the Wisp you know his his footwork is spectacular so a guy who's coming back from essentially two significant operations to his knee and two years on the shelf and he's got that crazy style but you know knees you're hearing guys like Kobe Bryant going to Germany and getting some of that uh whatever they do in Germany I had it done I had it done here in America it's called regeno I had it done my neck it's fantastic it does work it's amazing what what they take your it's called regeno or orthokine in uh in Germany um regenokine Keen whatever the [ __ ] it is they take your blood out they take a lot of it like almost a liter and then they expose it to environmental factors and spin it in a centrifuge and doing that it produces this reaction to the heat that they expose it to produces this yellow liquid which is the most potent anti-inflammatory drug known to man it's produced by your old your own body cool so it's amazing stuff and they now do it in Santa Monica they do it in Dallas excuse me um they do it uh at a couple different I think they do it in Vegas now as well but Fighters are experiencing miraculous results with this I know Chris Weidman had it done on his knees a lot of different Fighters are getting it done at different parts of their body their backs especially so they're waiting till
they're injured to do it oh yeah there's no benefit if you were't injured it's just anti-inflammatory but don't take it unless you are hurt but the people who are hurt like elbow injuries sore elbow sore knees they experience profound changes because of this it's really amazing and it's healthy oh it's totally healthy okay that's good to know your your it's your blood it's your own body there's nothing dangerous about it whatsoever but what's really fascinating is that these guys are figuring out all these different ways to get your body to heal itself I mean that's essentially what they're doing they're reintroducing your body's own anti-in inflammatory response to get it to fix itself that's amazing man that's that's like that's really like that's incredible [ __ ] and they're they're doing this now what are they going to have in two years what are they going to have in five years you know what will they have they're going to have I think within our lifetimes we're going to see Gene genetic manipulation to the point where where they can alter your frame well we I mean you're hearing that kind of stuff I mean HGH for example that is available to the public no it's not no you can get there's there's certain companies that are starting to make it's called secretagogue it's it's an HGH that is um without I don't even know if you have to get a doctor's prescription because what it does is it stimulates your body's own production of hghh using a certain combination of amino acids and minerals and you can you can definitely stimulate the growth of it with amino acids that's pretty much been proven that you could raise your levels significantly where you could see it will show up several percent and that you know you would get benefit out of that but as far as like real human growth hormon ser somatropin and that kind of stuff you have to get it from a doctor so it is available it has to be prescribed in most sports it's illegal okay so it's prescribed and I know they have these what anti-aging clinics in Florida and the guys got exactly that's where these guys go is that good for you and is that is that something that people take and it works statement is salt good for you yes salt is an essential mineral but if you eat a pound you're dead right so you know by
asking is HGH or is human growth hormone and testosterone and at these anti- yes if you're doing it correctly yes it is good for you but it also improves performance without a doubt and the question is should you be allowed to do that and compete in sports I don't know you know there's like a big argument with that right now in fighting because of uh testosterone use exemptions and it's a very controversial subject with a lot of different opinions on both sides and there's Fighters that are taking testosterone and it helps them recover and it's so it's you know it definitely is good for you if you take it it'll definitely help you recover but what's the difference between you taking it and you recovering quicker and a guy who might have the same levels as you and doesn't take anything and when you're when you're training all the time your your body gets beaten down and your body has naturally low levels because you're pushing it through the limit you're trying to get your body to respond you have to make sure you sleep 10 hours hours 12 hours a night you got to make sure you drink shitloads of water you got to make sure your nutrition is on point super clean and if you do all those things you can maximize your hormone levels naturally if you're a young healthy man but if you don't do that if you don't get the right sleep if you're stressed out if you don't eat right if you overtrain you could easily show low levels you go to a doctor and the doctor says well you've got low testosterone son we're going to give you a testosterone use exemption and you'll be better than ever you will be better than ever that's true but the question becomes when is it when should it be illegal and then where do we stop because there's a lot of testosterones uh testosterone supplements that you can take that are natural over-the-counter stuff there's a lot of different ingredients and testosterone boosters that has been showed to have fairly significant increases in your body's ability to produce testosterone I'd start with that yeah but the problem is where does it end is my point if you make testosterone illegal if you say Okay a guy can't take testosterone can he take creatine can he take amino acids can he take vitamins can he take a bunch of things outside
they're going back are they I don't know you tell me I but why not when things are improving if things are helping they're helping and if it's testosterone it what about vitamin B12 that's legal right yes but can you take it in an intramuscular shot CU that really increases performance can you no yes you can okay but why should you be able to why should you be able to take vitamin B12 and you can't take testosterone why should you be able to take testosterone if you can't take some synthetic thing that someone creates it turns you into a [ __ ] super freak the the real question becomes where do we draw the line as far as like how much too much well this is what I think I think there's going to be a point in time where it's like the internet like at one point in time when they first created the internet you might have been able to keep a porn site off but at this point it's a joke it's just out there there's no way you're going to stop people from seeing naked people if they go online if they go online and they're curious they're gonna find what they're looking for yes I think we're going to have in just everyday life so many options to enhance your body I think it's going to be staggering and I think the idea of a natural athlete 100 years from now is going to be a joke I don't think there's going to be any and I don't they do it in bodybuilding right now what does that mean they have guys who do steroids and they have guys who do natural no they have guys who claim to be natural but there's a lot of those guys used to do steroids okay and then they stopped doing steroids and now they do natural and they've gotten significant benefits because of that like a friend of got into he was a natural bodybuilder in quotes he was actually natural and he got in a big argument with one of those guys you know the guy was [ __ ] huge he said the this guy was ripped and striated and the guy did roids for like a long time but now he's clean and he's like so like you you did you got all this from steroids like you don't look like a regular person you're you're huge that came from steroids you just figured out how to keep it naturally but the benefits all came from doing steroids I could see that I mean I I I guess most of those those guys may have been former steroid
users a lot of them I I I'd have to study up on well I think when you're dealing with a sport that essentially requires it at the professional level I mean bodybuilding requires steroids at the professional level probably they you know what they probably do in football unfortunately and maybe basketball I think you could get by in football if you're some sort of Ray Lewis super athlete type dude I think you can get by naturally I don't know it's just P hard pure speculation on my part I have zero experience in football but I do know some giant dudes who are just naturally giant but you can't get giant like bodybuilder giant you can't get that big that's not a natural look that's through synthetic there only one way there's only one way you can't do it any other way I don't think I literally don't even think it's possible I don't want to be that way I just want to want to look a little fit little six a little fit you know I think it's good you know I stay away from a lot of the supplements because I feel like some of them get me going too much in what way I'm not saying any of these uh I think if I I was to take a testosterone increaser I don't think it would be good for me you think you would have a problem keeping it together yeah maybe laughs I'd have to start off slow maybe it' be good for you maybe part of what's you know make you a loose cannon is that you don't have enough hormones in your system I'm a loose cannon without it without it you're just a loose cannon actually I'm not a loose cannon I hold that I'm not some people think I am but no I'm not a loose cannon I take one Twitter outrage or Outburst does not a loose cannon make you had a couple of days of of manic behavior on Twitter are you talking about recently or before no before yeah it happened what did something happen recently only recent I I I no I no no it was just I was that I like I said I gave myself that 72 hours because the the premere of the show was coming out and I knew just I'm not even talking about whatever comes next regarding the show when you say you gave yourself 72 hours we're going way back to the early conversation when you talking about your hat and your wacky attire yes okay so what you're saying that's connected to it okay what you're saying I get confused so let me
and I'm sure other people are as well I don't think they are for sure they are if I am I'm not unique in that respect so what you're saying is you get wacky like 72 hours between like a day and a half before day and a half after to sort of promote it there's some of that yes okay there is some of that yes so I would say for when I say 72 hours I'm talking about this past Saturday Sunday and then Monday part of Monday right I get to not gloat but kind of like feel good about it say thank you to everybody have emotion some Tears like this is is a it was a big moment for me like I said it doesn't matter what happens after this I don't have to be in another movie I don't think I'm not even uh my inspiration is not to do the Brody movie like Woody Allen or the Brody sitcom I feel like you know what that that first and second episode I got enough positivity and stress relieving uh emotions out of it to where I'm good and I kind of I I kind of had an outside feeling going in that might happen so in my head I gave myself 72 hours so a lot of it before was you know thank you thank you to everybody and after this I'm gonna not have to explain myself I don't have to be I'm Brody I do this why are you not laughing I get to like stay in the PO you mean on stage on stage most you mean like you'll get your crowd to come see you they'll understand your of humor is that what you're saying I think a little bit of that and I also think maybe creatively in a professional situation I'm not going to have to I mean I'm I'm not a me me me guy whoa whoa whoa whoa what did you just say what the [ __ ] did you just say you said you're not a MIM me me guy I'm not okay Joe I've done 2500 audience warm-ups how could I be a m me me guy well just in every time we have a conversation it comes back to me me me well maybe I was in that situ and I we could go off to the deepest darkest recesses of space and you would go I guarantee you it wouldn't I'm not really into space ever since I was a kid baseball was my thing and you'll just turn into would you say since the beginning of this podcast today I've been a in a good frame of mind positive listening yeah because I know I kind of I don't have to not necessarily to you I never had to explain myself to you
are you bringing it back to you again you stop I I never son of let me just have closure on this oh there closure I never I never felt I had explained myself to you I felt at times I had to explain myself to others those people those those people those people that don't understand Comics that's relieved stress for me and I think that relieving of stress is kind of carried over to maybe our relationship here today and other things I I've I've done and hopefully our relationship here today is different than our relationship for the past decade or so that we've known each other I feel more relaxed and that's not NE that's not you that's more me I see what you're saying so you feel like because of your success you've it's alleviated some pressure you feel like more better about the future and allowed you and enhanced you in all of your dealings essentially for the 72-hour period it's it's it's allowed me to gloat a little bit you don't need to gloat man no but but no I know you're gonna say that Joe how'd you know cuz you know me I know you my path is a little different than yours your pth path path is unique Brian's path is unique everybody's path is unque boy is it unique okay if you could follow Brian home with a GPS you be like what the [ __ ] are you doing it's 5: in the morning go home so for that I gave myself 72 hours to party if you talk about 72 hours one more time we're going to lose everyone listening to this show why do you say that CU it's true days people are people are they're enough right now they're filled up with 72 hours they're like will this guy shut the [ __ ] up about his 72 hours I don't think so just brought up the fact that he brings it back to himself what does he do he brings it back to his 72 hours dare watch I'm going to say so un control today thank God you don't have a job you ever think about that buddy you made it this far without actually I mean you've had some warm-up gigs but not a job job we had to show up at a [ __ ] office some [ __ ] did you see this lawsuit that's going on right now where this uh this CEO of this it's actually pretty funny the CEO of Archie Comics allegedly would call all the men that worked the office penises she called everyone penis penes and she would like she would like have these rants where
she would scream penis penis penis in the staff meetings so these guys are suing her she's being sued for gender discrimination and she says that the suit is baseless she can't be guilty of gender discrimination against employees because white males aren't a protective class they aren't a protected class that's hilarious she's saying that white male don't deserve protection so she who's I don't know she might be a feminist but saying that she could just yell out sexual discrimination from a position of power being the CEO of a company terrify her male workers but because they're white men they can't say [ __ ] that is PC thinking run a muck that is the very problem with stopping jokes and censorship and all this rape culture [ __ ] that's the very problem unequal thinking across the board where non guilty people are guilty do you think she maybe doing on purpose as a joke because it is Archie Comics and Sh you know you how many people are probably picking up an Archie comic now Bri it's probably the best thing you could ever do if you wanted to sell Archie Comics who buys those [ __ ] things I mean I would I would say that would be brilliant if that's the case but if it's not the case she's just another [ __ ] boss you know being a boss of a a group of men is probably really frustrating anyway if you're a woman you know especially if any of them are like average men they [ __ ] that don't want to listen to a woman it's probably a disaster so how does she respond to that she [ __ ] screams at them and calls them all penis it's actually kind of brilliant yeah but this is this is such ass backwards thinking that like the demonizing of innocent white males has gotten to a point and I don't want to be laborless because I know white males have it easier than anybody in this Society there's no doubt about that but just the fact that anybody thinks that they can say that that she can't be guilty of G gender discrimination against employees CU white males aren't a protected class so what she's inferring is that white males have like they have a surplus you you have a like a bunch of like Get out of trouble free cards throughout your whole life so because of that you owe so she can [ __ ] on you ruin your life ruin your day call you a penis at work do whatever the [ __ ]
she wants to do and you have no recourse that's absolutely brilliant it's hilarious there's there's [ __ ] in the world no doubt about it there's there's racists there's homophobes there's misogynist there's misry there's people that hate men there's people that hate women there's no doubt about it but would you have someone who's yelling out like penis penis penis either it's funny or they're an [ __ ] and you don't know unless you're there and I would imagine if these guys went out of their way they work at a [ __ ] Comics Place allegedly they have senses of humor if they went that far out of their way to file a [ __ ] law suit that must be a disastrous place to work arie's Comics yeah the accusations are extremely damaging to myself and Archie Comics Archie Comics to me stands for high values that are Global values okay I hate her already I hate anybody who would say that Archie Comics stands for high values they're Global values what the [ __ ] does that mean always thought there was a nice message because of her Global values she is rarely even in the office I go around the world to promote Archie Comics she told the Daily News that's what I do according to the employee suit she also invites Hell's Angels into the office to intimidate employees okay this isn't real this is not real is this off the onion the it's off Raw Story which is a real legit website frequently in inquires about the location of a handgun and 750 rounds of ammunition she believes her late husband kept in the office this sounds like horseshit well she's got uh 47 followers on Twitter holla that's probably all from today all from this uh Raw Story in 2011 the other CEO Jonathan Goldwater filed a suit against her claiming that she is unstable and bankrupting the company the case was settled with the parties agreeing to hire a goet Samuel Levon to facilitate communication between this chick and her employees however earlier this year the gowe filed a lawsuit against her claiming that she had become unhinged and that she needed to be removed I love this lady oh you like her she needs a reality show be great give just give her an office full of [ __ ] slumpy like doofy dudes that she could [ __ ] scream at so you blame the guys
for being weak and not standing up to her no they have a job you know she's an [ __ ] obviously she's well I don't know I don't know what she's really like maybe if I work there I yelled at people on my show maybe if I was there you bringing it back to yourself again maybe if I was there can't do that maybe if I was there I would think you know hey you know these these people don't have a sense of humor man she's awesome maybe I would think that it's everybody else I would have to be there to make that judgment call but looking at this sounds pretty crazy [ __ ] sounds nuts she's bringing Hell's Angels into the office to intimidate the employees and frequently inquires about the location of a handgun and 750 rounds of ammunition like what the [ __ ] if that should happened wouldn't you just go with it and just like like if she called you a penis and stuff you'd be like oh whatever kind you know like you know like it seems like she's just inviting to be able to throw things back at her if she had a sense of humor but she's the boss man yeah but she's saying she has that [ __ ] gun i' be like oh I got you can't joke about that yeah you can't it's not nice to joke about that but I think the position of a boss like that of a big office where everybody has like real strict Behavior rules like when you're in a big office like everybody's wearing like nice clothes they have to dress like they're in an office they'll go in their [ __ ] cubicle their offices and they get their work it's like a very like button down controlled restricted environment in most offices someone running around yelling penis penis penis I would laugh but if it's the boss and she's calling everybody penises that's hilar that makes you feel like [ __ ] what country is this this is America yeah this is in New York it's New York huh I I uh maybe she's saying peanuts oh buy I can't I mean trying to put a positive spin on it Joe I didn't make it about me I don't think there's any positive spin to be had on this one I think um have have you SE pretty hilarious story have you watched uh bir's new show yet don't bring me up no I have not don't bring me up it's actually really good can we Joe you're in it by the way beautiful how about how did I get in it I had uh Red Band sign
your waiver sweet what are you talking about I hope it worked out he came into the ice house once uh and filmed you were you were good in it thank you thank you I mean that oh no thank you you know I mean I wanted to come on here and say how Joe is one of the first comedians that came up to me and said I was funny like I believed it he was a guy who was working hilarious yeah well I I didn't believe that or feel it how come you didn't believe that I just didn't why not I don't know I got my issues but people were laughing you heard people laughing yeah but for you to for you you're one of the early comedians there in 2000 to say I'm funny you said I was funny and I believed it and then you you know you brought me in to do the warm-up at The Man Show and dud you were hilarious than that you know so that gave me a lot of confidence that's awesome it's good to hear man you know everybody uh gets that when you're you're coming up you get that boost from somebody that you like someone comes up to you and tells you that you're funny it's a great boost you know it can make I I always credit Mark Maron when I was an open micer Marin came up to me once and gave me a compliment and gave me some advice and I was like wow you know like it for me it was like holy [ __ ] like this is a guy's like a professional and he's telling me I can do this you know it's very uh in it's it's very inspirational when someone comes up to you and gives you some props you know and G and lets you know you're doing the right thing yeah because it feels like you maybe like don't know what the [ __ ] you know everybody feels like that in the beginning right yeah it's nice when those little moments happen and keep working keep pushing you don't look for him just keep doing your doing your stuff yeah so one of the most exciting things about life is when you're trying to do something and you don't know if it's going to happen you don't know if it's going to work out one of the most exciting things in life is like trying to figure out how to make this so because even if you have confidence buty how much confidence do you really have if it hasn't happened yet you know you might have real confidence but it doesn't feel like a reality until all of
a sudden here Brody here's your check for doing standup comedy and you're like I'm a professional now like legitimately and then here Brody you're on Comedy Central now I'm on Comedy Central now like legitimately like it's you you then then you could feel it and see it but man those early days like the 2000s 13 years ago today if you stop and think about it you were a guy who was you know trying to put it together with an uncertain future and no one knew you know no you didn't know you know you were you were hoping that it would all work out but it was this thing where you're trying to figure it out and make it work that's so exciting man it's one of the coolest things about life if you can find more of those things that you could fit in your life where you're not really sure if it's going to work out the more of those you can fit in the better yeah it is like you just got to you just got to go for it and follow your instinct simple simple you got it and no I didn't come out here knowing what would happen I I had no idea and uh you know I had a couple TV small little TV that was something when I when I did the Craig kilborne show that was a uh what what are you playing Brian showing a little bit of the show in the background well actually why don't you actually play it then okay do it when he's not talking though all you know me to not talk no no tell me when did you start in Arizona no I actually I mean I took an acting class at Arizona State because I was around baseball so much which it is kind of a a jock world and you know that's cool but then when I had some extra credits I took an acting class yeah people said hey Brody you're funny I never was you know I never went to the Tempe Improv I never did an open mic nothing I just played baseball and went to school and I remember I'd be up in the study hall and a couple of the football players and say hey Brody you're funny you should do standup I would make the other like the volleyball team laugh or the track and field we all studied together so uh the last year or so I took an acting class CU I had credits and it was fun it was supportive I went in there and it wasn't jocks it was supportive artists and girls and it felt good and I tried to do something serious but I got laughs and I tried
tried to be serious and I was busting up laughing but I like the feeling and then when I came back to Los Angeles I didn't want to get into baseball I just didn't want to be a coach or anything like that and I took a a took one of those comedy classes just to see if I was into just structure to see if I liked it so I was living out in Tarzana and I would drive to UCLA every Tuesday or Wednesday just to do a two or three minute spot and I was excited about doing it it was like okay I think it's in me who was teaching the class Paulie Shore's sister no way but for me it it didn't matter she never even did standup right I don't know she may have what's her name again Sandy Seashore no Sandy Shore it's not seore yeah it is Sandy C Shore oh really oh my goodness mity was so crazy so she actually she helped me and it gave me that structure and then I did one Open Mic so it did help you it did help me what did you get out of it like I've never heard of anybody doing did I get out of it where they got anything out of it other than just getting on stage you got something out of that the three things I got out of it were one um people thought it was funny you know made me feel like it didn't matter about my jokes they thought it was funny right so I got that out of it I got um I learned to make it visual I did learn some Basics stuff about comedy making it visual uh people told me I was funny between my jokes my jokes are okay but it was funny when I got frustrated when my jokes wouldn't work so they like that they like the fact that like I said um it make it Visual and then I did my graduating class at The Comedy Store in the in the O it was packed and I did it I did pretty good I felt like a comedian and then I did one Open Mic out in Chatsworth and it was uh not a disaster but it was desperate I felt like hey I went from being liked at the the the o at The Comedy Store I'm a comedian now and so I went to that open mic and it was just I could feel the desperation and I just knew that this isn't the route I want to go and I wanted to learn more about comedy so I took a business a comedy class and in that class the instructor told me get out of Los Angeles don't start here who was that instructor uh Danny Robinson you know he at APA he's an agent so okay so I just learned about comedy contracts what
comedians make doing a spot around town he told you to get out of La why yeah um go to a smaller Market go go find your voice there you know don't don't worry about having a bad set or so and so is going to see you you know what I would have agreed with that up until this this is 1993 yeah but I would would have agreed with that like that advice and I've given that advice before but I don't think it's necessary anymore I think La has such a strong Open Mic Community too there's so many comedians coming up in LA and there's so many many different places to do standup I think it's just as good a place as any to do to do comedy and I think that guys really the the the significance of the club itself being on stage at the club and getting seen is not nearly as much as it used to be what's what's more important now is the internet is the fact that like guys get famous from Philly they get famous from New York they get famous from everywhere they don't you don't have to be in front of a specific group of people who can decide whether or not to put you on television just put your [ __ ] up online and because of that because of phones recording sets so many people's shows are getting online too like people are getting to see the the development of material if if they want to look for it they could find you know cell phone videos of all of us you know on a regular basis almost you know you do a weekend at a club you do five shows someone's going to put a [ __ ] video online I mean I I think I'm glad I went to see atle this is basically pre- internet because it taught me about the three-person show it taught me about the MC the guest host the opener the closer clearing out the audience how you sat the audience I worked there as well um where you work at this is that Comedy Underground up in Seattle Great Club yeah so I would see you know Pat Oswell large Barker didn't they have they had the Comedy Underground and there was another one that was run by like a Mormon or something like that uh that was uh Giggles by ter Terry Taylor ran that room and I would do that room as well was he very religious or something who was the guy who got up in front of Robert shimel and like apologized for his set I don't know I just know that Terry Taylor's is or was
Mormon yeah it might have been and he ran Giggles in uh in Seattle near the university there there was this famous story where a guy got up in front of Shimmel and like apologized for his set before he did it because you remember Shimmel was really hilarious but really dirty and uh he he went up before him was shimm or Bobby Slayton I'm not sure which one but it was just an outrage through the comedy community like you hired this guy like why are you apologizing for him the people came to see him like why are you apologizing for him you knew what he did and you hired him and the people paid to see him and he apologized for the you know before he brought the guy up before yes like I apologize that this guy may be dirty and it doesn't fit our value system here this is the alleged story well they don't this is what I had heard no by people who were there what do you mean they don't know I mean it it was a big story that spread and I remember I talked about on the radio once and the guy said he didn't censor comedians he invited me to to come down to the club but I never W up doing it I did the underground that was just great it's good club low ceiling all that I mean Joe what would you so you would say to a comedian today in 2013 here say in Los Angeles somebody comes up to you and goes Joe I'm a standup I'm doing open mics here in La you know what he wants to be a standup m you know what what would you say to a or she what would you say to a comedian like that go hang out at The Comedy Store you really would say that [ __ ] yeah that's what did AR Shir did see I wouldn't say that turned into a stand up especially not now because they cut the open mics to one day now well that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] on their behalf because that was one of the greatest things about The Comedy Store is how much emphasis they put into developing Talent yeah I mean the very few clubs have two nights of uh Open Mic nights they [ __ ] up if they did that okay but I'm not surprised you know they've been [ __ ] up left and right with a lot of different decision but even when they had two open mics I don't know how many comedian off the street a guy who drove here from you know Kansas City and goes I want to be a comedian I'm going to hang out the store I mean those those
those are few and far between I think I don't think so you don't think so I think guys have made it out of La a lot more over the last 10 years than you'd imagine a lot of guys started out in La a lot of guys started their standup career doing open mics in LA and then went on to have like legit careers like Ari does Ari's a Ari started it all in La he's a legit stand okay that's one guy that's an exception to the rule I would think I don't know about that man I think it's no there's a lot of start caparo started there's another one there's a lot of guys who started out in La there's a lot of goddamn clubs man think about how many [ __ ] clubs are just within an hour and a half two hours of here this is unprecedented okay comedy magic club The Improv The Comedy Store the Laugh Factory Ontario haha Club yeah Ontario Irvine you can go on and on and on and on and on you know but it's still hard to get into those clubs ice house it's hard it's hard to get into those clubs almost that's why you got to go maybe to I'm not going to say a Boise but go to a Seattle go to a Minnesota even go to a Chicago hard to get in those clubs I think it's easier to I think it's easier to get on stage in front of a decent situation as a newer comedian with a crowd in Chicago or possibly even New York maybe Austin possibly Minnesota Seattle Denver's getting a scene Denver has a scene they've had a scene for years they have a serious scene so I think there's spots there where you can play those you know the the the the self-promoting rooms and you have build up and get a buzz going and then come out and play some more rooms that was always my philosophy no you definitely can do it that way you definitely can do it obviously many people have done that what I'm saying is you don't I don't know if you have to anymore I think La is not a bad place to do it I think there are enough diversity in the rooms like you got your hipster rooms you got your blue collar rooms you've got your tourist rooms you got rooms okay I threw that in I don't know um what would be a blue collar room Ontario maybe no I don't know I've been played Ranch doesn't do comedy anymore do they yeah they still do it at the universal
oh really at Universal not the one on Sunset no no they they do comedy at the Saddle Ranch at Universal yeah how many I've done it there a bunch it's fun how many different places have comedy at Universal there's The Love itsz Club yeah that they're doing stand up again there right mhm no more podcast it was like a podcast they podcast now also uh the girl from uh D from uh improv now runs it really yeah she runs that place now that's interesting that's a weird place to get to shit's annoying go through the [ __ ] parking and all that nonsense yeah find it they do have that thing now though where you can valet your car and then they'll pay for the valet or something good then someone's farting in your seats and checking your glove box yeah I got a dent from do you think they do that of course they do that do all do you feel because it's you they they go out of their way to do it I don't know what the [ __ ] they do what do you depends on the individual obviously but I you know when I worked for a car wash I drove people's cars I know they do it I know they get inside their car they look around I know they do it I did it everybody does it you get get into someone's car and you're like what's in here but are they taking stuff yeah for sure no doubt some people I mean I'm not saying it Universal they do but a friend of mine just got a his uh sunglasses stolen out of his car for sure he put him on the front seat went to the went to where the [ __ ] he went came back out he said where's my sunglasses and they played stupid and he's like hey man I put him right here like I'm not stupid that's stealing's a sin I don't care any I know another person who got the they had a little portable navigation system underneath their seat that got stolen s but it happens all the time I know but what's worse in that or [ __ ] your sister having sex with your sister that's worse I think so vitim I've never done your sister wants it you want it I thought about that there's one I will go to my grave saying I've never had sex with my sister that's a good move yeah there's some things you want to keep off the resume yeah that would be you don't even want to do it and then go well that was a mistake never do that again cuz you can't really erase it no which is kind of [ __ ] man because like isn't like
learning like one of the most important parts of life like shouldn't you be allowed to [ __ ] up but you can't there's certain fuckups you can't make like you can't be like you know uh baby I want to marry you I want to marry you too but I got to tell you this one thing and I know this is not going to change anything because we're meant to be with each other but I [ __ ] my cousin your wife's going to be like what why' you [ __ ] your cousin wait a minute which cousin yeah how how far wait wait what how like [ __ ] my cousin Mike huh how far was the is it a first cousin or is it a uh yeah it' have to be a first cousin if it's was your second cousin leg well if it's gay sex um I think no one's going to be happy with you you know your wife not going to be happy that you [ __ ] your cousin but this that was a joke Brody but if it's uh it raised my antlers if it's straight sex if it's straight sex I think um the second cousin is actually like legal like you can not only [ __ ] him you can marry him right yeah Jerry Le marry your first cousin can I ask you a question Joe it's not you're not supposed to it's been on my mind and I know you probably don't want to talk about it because it was brought up well thanks for bringing it up on the internet well it was brought up in a well I'm just being real it was brought up in you I think you were uneasy with it it was in an ice house Chronicle um why would you bring it up again well cuz I heard Joe talked about gay sex like I I have to make it clear I'm not into that oh why do you have to make that clear because I get hassled for it sometimes it goes back to you again bro do you notice well it's going back to him and gay sex um apparently you can have sex with your cousin it's legal what happens if your cousins are transexual then uh it's even more legal depends if you're if you're telling someone who writes for Salon you're in a few girls that have been attracted to their cousins but they always use the excuse they're not blood related hm and well then yeah that's not real I wouldn't have sex with a relative just not into it but I think people have done it throughout history yeah I think it's
kind of sick why I what if you don't see them that often I just think it's sick I I think incest is a sickening thing and I'm sorry it's happened to some young girls or kids or whatever wait a minute what if sickening thing what if it's a cousin that you really enjoy I think a cousin is too close but what if it look what if that cousin is the perfect person for you what if you know know it does it doesn't make sense but you know what the Heart Wants What It Wants Brody and then it shouldn't that's that's not normal how much are you bothered by the fact that the the main character on homeland has your name I don't I'm bothered I don't should I be be crazy CU When when when they call him Brody on the show I'm like that's not Brody that's all you think of no Brody's you maybe the guy who wrote it saw my name and thought about me I don't oh it's all about me but no it doesn't bother me good um so apparently not only can you have sex with your cousin but you can have a kid with your cousin and it's really not even dangerous Yeah my cousin's pretty hot when apparently even having sex with your sister is not is not nearly as dangerous as far as producing uh kids with health risks there's no real health risk posed by um by having sex with your cousins oh what's the percentage with sister uh it's probably not good but it depends on how much the jeans I mean look you're the idea is that your sister and you come from your mother and your father there's already like some diverence in the genetics a mixture of those obviously your mother's side is from different but if your parents were cousins and then you [ __ ] your sister and had a kid Oho that's that's dipping into the same pool a little too much which is probably something that was like really common back in the day like especially with um with uh pre internet yeah no with royalty Royal people like Royal Blood like one that's like one of the inside jokes these [ __ ] closed eyes their eyes be like that close to each other they look all [ __ ] weird it's because they're like they're [ __ ] in the same genetic pool all the time to have Royal Blood it actually I love Royal Blood that would be makes sense why so many of them were [ __ ] insane you know you think about how many crazy things that kings and queens did
not just the power itself but the fact they were inbred probably has something to do with it a lot of Amish I I bet are inbred and a lot a lot of people in like West Virginia you shouldn't say that they're going to come get you you been [ __ ] on the Amish there redband you don't know nothing you don't know how to fire up a barn you don't know how to make your own Barn you're not even a man I love the fact that the Amish get a chance to go [ __ ] crazy after they become an adult it's called like Rumple still skin or some [ __ ] they do what do you mean they get to go crazy rum Springer yeah they go off use electricity they get to [ __ ] they get to do drugs aren't they messed up I see those Alma shows they seem like they have they do have problems I think you're really generalizing sir and I don't think seen the my healthy Amish friends would like that that you're generalizing aren't they [ __ ] up I said on the show I didn't say the f word and I said that show you didn't say [ __ ] up did I Brian believe you did they seem messed up [ __ ] up rewind the tape I don't think I said the f word I don't think you said messed up that wouldn't sound right you're grown man talking children these things I don't know what's the matter I think more and more people think I said the f word I think more and more people are not going back after the Rumple still skins like they're done yeah yeah rum Springer also spelled rum spring iing or Rumspringa H that's the same thing rum oh sh spr springa is a period of adolescence where some members of the Amish community during which a youth temporarily leaves the community to experience life in the outside world to just suck and cck and are they allowed to do that yeah they're going off man they're allowed to and then they decide whether they come back or they they they don't come back wait so they're allowed to go out and have sex these girls this is fascinating this is something I didn't know the Amish Amish is a subsect of the anabaptist Christian Movement which I think was originally started by Martin Luther in the 1500s there's a a [ __ ] amazing podcast by um Dan Carlin a Hardcore History podcast on Martin Luther and the the anabaptists and all
these people that it was back in the time where they first learned how to uh interpret the Bible and put it in uh a form that was phonetic where a regular person could read it because apparently before the 1500s you really couldn't read the Bible you had to learn about it from a priest and if you were one of those rare people that spoke Latin and read Latin then you could read it but I mean it wasn't like available to the public these were like sacred texts like the idea that you get a a in every hotel room you know when when you're on the road much every hotel room The Gideons I mean they had that old Bill Hicks book about what anybody ever seen a Gideon I'm going to capture a Gideon he did a bit about uh uh like setting a trap and calling the hotel my room doesn't seem to have a Bible in it you think you could send someone up that he was going to capture a Gideon but back then before uh Martin Luther uh translated the Bible into a phonetic form people had no idea what the [ __ ] was in that book they just had to listen to these [ __ ] priest tell him and then once he did that like they wanted people wanted to kill him they they like it was like this huge change of philosophy uh for for the whole Christian culture because people started reading into the Bible themselves and then there's all these interpretations of it and [ __ ] but I didn't know that the subsect um that Amish being was a subsect of that wonder what the [ __ ] happened they decided not to have electricity like what what's that about I it probably teach you is I don't want to say family values but you really have to rely on each other and go out there and hunt for food and do they hunt though I think cut it up raw I I don't know how they eat I think well I mean I'm sure some of them may hunt but I think their their whole thing is farming right yeah they're farming vegetables kale maybe uh you apples are they allowed to go to They Ride bicycles right did you ever see that Amish Mafia show yeah that was a fascinating one but the the the show the movie on rump Springer was the best that was one that that got pretty real what the [ __ ] is that movie they also had their reality show with like the Amish kids anding to La yeah but there was a movie
what was the [ __ ] movie Kingpin was good yeah there was Amish no yeah Kingpin was hilarious Devil's Playground that's the one it's a documentary um you want the 2010 one or no [ __ ] no no you don't um there's a lot of like different versions of it holy [ __ ] Devil's Playground they've done like why do people keep calling it Devil's Playground you [ __ ] you guys are ruining everything there's so many Devil's playgrounds this is ridiculous how can you keep calling it Devil's Playground look at this Devil's Playground 1928 an H Australian silent film 1937 an American drama 1946 a drama 1976 comedy and Australian semi-autobiography 2002 a documentary about the Amish that's the one that's the one you want Devil's prayr 2002 a documentary by Lucy Walker about the Amish period called rump Springer it's really interesting it's really interesting and um what I thought was really fascinating about it is you see the like the confusion in the the these kids you know where they're they get this weird break they get this weird break and they just want to [ __ ] and drink and they smoke cigarettes and and get crazy and use electricity I'm going to go check my local Red Box see is that a joke for this is that what you're saying for this yeah I thought about say I thought about for 20 seconds should I say it when I should say it if you're thinking about it you're losing the magic Brody Stevens I don't have to tell you that Steven Brody Stevens you know the rules think about it too much l the magic who are you David Copperfield no no um L fast there's Amish porn too yeah I don't think they're really Amish I don't think you're allowed to [ __ ] in front of a camera if you're Amish I think it steals your soul or is that Indians it's how that work Asian I thought no no no no Asian you're not allowed to see the vagina you're not allowed to see pubic hair or the genitals they they blur all that out you why would you why would you want to see genitals I hear it doesn't look weird or it does look weird are you being racist you talking about no I'm positive energy I go to Panda Express I no from what I my God he's had some pix
pixelation in his mouth from a man I have not and that's that's not correct Brian take that back Brian if you don't take that back that's going to get out there that I have that has never ever happened and I never ever want to do that it's out there too late it's out there you just put it out there what is this 10% you keep saying why do you keep saying 10% well why do Brian keep saying 10% it's a running joke based in truth I had some issues I had some situations in my life and I I like to put numbers on things and based on these factors and experiences and thought processes we came to the number of uh 10% uh gay I'm open with it you know and it it's what that what did you just say it it's not I don't understand what you just said what you just said was a statement that would really work if everybody knew what you were saying but I don't know what you're saying so what you're saying is a 10% gay open with it what does that mean does that mean you're 10% gay yes I came out on my podcast probably like 6 months ago you came out 10% yes what's so funny I is there any beers in there Jamie go get me a beer you need a beer on this one yeah this is going to get ridiculous no we don't have to talk hand that hand that ashtray over this way to an ashtray Joe needs a beer and an ashtray a cigar cigarette a cigar start uh and it's also based on when you were in the Phil uh Philippines or Taiwan wasn't it that you yeah that that factored in too did you know uh Joe did you know any of this part this story I heard rumors online but since I love Brody like a brother since we were brothers in the art of stand up comic comedy since we are old school Comedy Store Brethren we're old school bro you and I we go back we go back how many fun times have we had in that place tons I mean a lot those uh early 2000s you had one set one night it wasn't at the comedy store but at The Improv that I always tell people about a turn a room around moment there was a moment where you were on stage where um you were headed to the stage it was at the Improv it was a late night set it was really late night and the crowd was just about [ __ ] done had seen a couple of Scrubs before you a couple people went on before you that
just didn't [ __ ] just couldn't pull it off you know it was all what you know there's a totally different energy in those late night audiences but all those sets that you had done at The Comedy Store where you beat on the drums when on the chairs Brody would bring chairs on stage and drumsticks and pound on the on the chairs and and and just change the the energy of the audience make it like this this thing where you could feel the energy again and you took your shirt off and you started swinging it over your head and you were you were like cheerleading in the crowd and you go come on it's you know it's me it's Steven Brody Stevens this the last and let's do it yeah let's do it you you had music playing it was [ __ ] fun man I I remember that night and I I had uh play drumsticks on the uh the metal railings and yeah you know I just try to have fun and I the The Improv is a good place for me to open up and you know you read a room sometimes and you got to you got like you got to pick it up sometimes you're going to sacrifice your jokes but then it's like depends like when you're hosting or whatever but that was a fun set yeah you know it's having fun having fun matters it does and that's why you should tell us about what happened in Thailand what it wasn't fun it was you enjoyed it no to completion everybody people hung out you know it's that's the cops [ __ ] buildings on fire bodies everywhere what happened people hung out look without giving without without giving too much away we do explain it in my show um when you go to B you leave us hanging here no I'll tell you but I don't want to give it away because if people see it on the show you get a big audience they'll see it on the show again well I don't want to give okay trust me this is a puzzling case people going to want to examine this from every angle they're going to want to find out I guarantee you the the amount of people that download that Ice House Chronicle we brought this up they're going to go through the roof what number Brian uh 42 he doesn't know figure it out Google it okay all I'm saying is I went to Bangkok we had fun you go to an area where they all these different bars and they have together they have the get togethers the pingpong balls the uh the the young vietnames girls who will sit next to you
for a Coca Cola that kind of thing may you watch them dance they'll Dance For You they'll sit by your side they smell good sometimes they're topless if you really want to be with them you can spend the money and it's actually not that much okay I want to say that so they have a few areas like that a lot of the westerners hang out and go there it's fun it's different it's simple simple it's simple and then you go upstairs and then it's a little different you're getting a little like whoa that looks a little different in there that the bone structures interesting but I see some other people dancing and then there's this one club that you go in it's like I guess the best one up there and it's just they're having a party it's fun the girls look like girls but you can tell like maybe some are guys I guess but it was one of these lady boy bars and we're hanging out they're having fun and they'll you know they they they will touch you they're very forward they will touch your leg but they they look like girls they smell like girls they look like girls they've had the treatments and you're sitting there and you're alone by yourself you're in you're in Bangkok you're working on Hangover 2 they um touch and I it's normal to get aroused and it was interesting and I knew I was 16 hours away time zone from America and I know comedians have gone down to Brazil or Thailand there's a whole history of it so I didn't really pursue it there but I thought about it and then maybe I came back on another night I go you know people thought I was gay you said maybe no you came back right well I was there for like two weeks in Thailand you know why you saying maybe I came back now you're making the story confusing okay well one one all right I came back another night I said maybe I will come back you saw what you said there the reason why I stopped you so I mean to be I mean at that point I'm probably 3% gay and that's based off getting picked on as a kid like Brody you walk like a girl do you understand Joe growing up in Tarzana I got picked on a lot are you saying that someone can make you homosexual by if
they picked on you enough 3% would be a 100 no 3% wouldn't make it a 100 but if somebody as a child you're in third grade and there's a group of girls or even guys you go oh look at Brody walks he looks like he's gay you walk like a gay gay kid you're always smiling and it was like I was a nice kid and then I guess because I have a tilted pelvis I walked weird and I got picked on for that so I always felt like wow I guess I think I I'm gay maybe I'm guess I'm gay I don't know wow wait a minute so the is this like the secret is this the power of suggestion is that one of those things I I it's a power of being bullied so being bullied can turn you homosexual it didn't wait 3% 3% yes if they're saying it if enough people are saying Brody you w if I saw myself walk if I sat and I saw myself walk I would think Sky walks a little gay well if you if you think that why wouldn't you change your walk I tried why not I tried to get a lift in my shoe a lift in your shoe which side is tilted which one's down which one's up I think my right shoulder you think I'll show it to you do you know for sure is this just did you go to a voodoo doctor it's not a voodoo it's like it almost be a chiropractor a chiropractor this is like a physical thing chiropractors are a lot like voodoo doctors there's a lot of chiropractors that just [ __ ] move your neck around take your money they give not a lot going on I've been to good chiropractors and I've been to chiropractors when you're like what what just happened did I just give that guy $60 to rub my neck for 15 seconds cuz that's what it feels feel like oh I'm going to adjust your your anterior posture your C7 your C they like throw some terms at you that are like completely unnecessary and very verbose and long and then they crack your neck real quick crack crack and it kind of feels good I love when they crack the neck yeah it kind of feels good when they crack your neck but uh I'm not sure if it works it relieves like it's like a relief does it I do that but sometimes it does some guys are do good at it but sometimes like what did what just happened there I'd like to yeah get a chiropract massage that would be good from take care of myself I don't care if it's a guy massage I don't care wait take that I don't care if it's a guy
chiropractor okay I'll take a female masseuse you don't like guy masses I would take it like a sports massage M but not like for a baseball team like hey Brody we're hanging out with the baseball players uh you're M here's a massuse yeah if you get a massage from a dude you want the lights to be on you want like [ __ ] mly crew plane in the back got be in the mall yeah you don't want any scented candles or [ __ ] You music great massages is a Jesus of Hollywood yeah he's the best what's that mean Kevin Kevin Hollywood Jesus you ever seen that guy that walks around Hollywood that looks like Jesus his name is Kevin light no I haven't seen him I don't think well there was a bunch of guys a long time ago I might be confusing them there was a remember the religious group that used to walk up and down Sunset a guy would have a a cross trap door they don't do this is different different different guy yeah this guy's actually cool he actually was like they would park in front of The Comedy Store and argue with comedians I remember AR got in this huge argument with them because uh they they started quoting the Bible and they were like saying [ __ ] that's not in there and Ari was like it's not even in there you don't know the Bible you're just talking go away we don't want to hear it cuz you know Ari read the talmud 12 hours a day for years yeah he knows that stuff he went on religious retreat I mean Ari was insanely religious I don't remember exactly what the [ __ ] person was remember those guys moving around they were like blonde kids from a church and they had the cross and was a black kid too there was a black kid who was always with them too we ran them out they were always so lost to we ran them out here's actually Kevin right here it's the Hollywood Jesus Jesus he's a he's a really nice guy good and he gives he gives male massages okay in the public The Comedy Store we sit on a chair he'll take the tension out he's good that's awesome he goes to everybody and he is best like he will separate your B like your muscles from your bones why doesn't he start a business probably could we'll help him out we'll promote it does is this guy a homeless guy or is he a regular dude regular dude dud what does he do for a living I don't know exactly but he lives
he lives a normal life isn't it funny that you have to ask because when you hear guys like a of Hollywood Jesus you it's like a homeless dude probably you know like you don't assume that it's like a guy who's got his [ __ ] together who just likes dressing up as Jesus I think he does it it was a rumor he does it for his mother his mother was really religious and so to honor her he just wants to make people happy possible something like that I don't know I don't know it sounds good if I was going to write a comic book about the dude that's what I would say I would make I would make that his uh story that's a good angle yeah that would be the that' be the inside background story if I was doing do like a Wolverine Origins on him I would say was his mother he promised to his mother mother will remain religious and little did he realized that as he was dressing up like Jesus Christ he had Jesus Christ typ Powers he found them because his mother wanted him to dress up like that well he he does honestly he does have jesus-like qualities if you want to look at it that way he's really giving he's a good guy he's smart he's supportive he's uh he has a good Soul that's awesome can you imagine we found out the clothes like that like give you powers like you if you wear a certain cloak like there's a certain material that you wear that allows you to read people's minds see the contents of a person's soul Brody Stevens can you see my soul like a lady boy outfit thanks bro so anyway you go back to this place yeah and you're pretty much aware that you're hanging out with Lady po I'm at at this point I'm 5% gay and that's due to due to things in College due to do comments mostly to comments you go from three to five like immediately the smell you want to give me a real number so we could [ __ ] move on with confidence Joe I'm I'm factoring in I'm factoring in The Bullying nness I'm factoring some baseball stuff am I bullying you cuz I don't want to be a part of f you're not bullying me all right you know I love you right okay I went there let's say six% gay six Jesus Christ by the end of this story we're g to be at 86% I went to I went to Bangkok 6% G and I go you know what I'm in Bangkok let me push it to the Limit and
see what happens and if I like it I'm into it or if it humiliates me no one's around this is my big opportunity and I really didn't do that much and I had the chance and I didn't do that much you said you got to Bangkok you were 60 6% excuse me 6% 6% when you got to Bangkok but then when you went to the place you knew there were lady boys and you went back wouldn't you say you would have to say you went a little gayer than you were when you got there we'll go what it was more out of experience like to check this experience out check me out take the temperature but it was a gay experience it was I mean what do you define as a gay experience uh there's a guy in you what ha all right hold on is a transexual a guy um it's way closer to a guy than me okay have guys been fooled do you make any sense have guys been fool you don't even listen to people you don't even listen to people I said I made I I made an error I said is it a transsexual guy no it's not as close to a guy me correct it's more a woman than it is a man it it looked and felt like a woman here's the reality of transsexuals just the cold hard reality it's just chromosomal that's it and as far as like behavior and appearance and maybe even like like sex like you might enjoy certain aspects of sex more the transsexual than you would an angry overweight cigarette smoking woman who's got a head like a frying pan you know if you found what is that transgender woman yeah this is the picture that is with what Brian come on man this is the internet you can't do that you're going to ruin everything for everybody keep going my point is I would rather have a sexual experience with uh a transgender that was really sexy and sweet rather than a big Angry woman that's built like a football player okay I'm with you if you wanted to have a sexual experience if you're a man most likely you want to have a sexual experience with something feminine yes and the reality of femininity versus masculinity there's a line where [ __ ] gets blurry yes and that that rhyme that line is big Angry Fred Flintstone looking women yes versus like Tha lady boy that's actually very cute yes where do you go where do you go you're get the [ __ ] off the screen you're in you're
in Thailand you're you're alone You' got if you're Thailand even if you're not in Thailand if you're any where if there's the only three people on the planet it's you the the Tha lady boy and the Big Fred Flintstone looking angry okay she's I'm not going to be with a Fred Flintstone with boogers in her nose I won't be I won't I'll let her give me a massage her feet smile G why didn't you just get a transgender for a regular girl though there was those two you could probably got a nice young one because he think I think that would be you know a different thing I I think also there's the feeling of exploitation that comes with having a uh having a sexual experience with a prostitute that's a female that you don't get if it's a prostitute that's a male you know if you go to a female prostitute like there's this thing where you know if you think about the concept of prostitution you think that women are being exploited that's like one of the main negative aspects of prostitution and then also as a father you start thinking well why are they prostitutes most likely because they didn't have a good family structure they didn't have a good father figure they didn't have a good mother whatever it was it's not good most likely there could be some weird people that just enjoy sex and don't mind getting paid for it cuz it's better than being a waitress that's possible too but when you think about a woman most likely you're thinking about someone being sexually manipulated and someone being taken advantage of and objectified and you think of a bad situation but you don't think about that with a guy you don't especially a guy that used to be a a a guy who used to be a guy and then became a girl like and decided to do because he wanted to do it like he made the choice wanted to do it felt like that's who he is he's better suit he made Theo wanted to be or did he like made the choice that you definitely make the choice to have surgery but you feel it almost like you have to get it done I can't tell I mean there's no way I could tell you what they feel but I would assume that they're telling the truth and when I've talked to I mean we had Buck Angel on the podcast who's a transgender uh woman to man and you know he says that he's always known inside that he should be a man I mean his
personality was always and that's the only time he was ever happy was when he was allowed to be a man did this did this person feel real Brody well I want to hold on second let not deviate from the path here let's not deviate from the path here because I think you're what we're talking about is actually a very important subject you have to Define it very clearly no no no hold on a second you have to Define this a pee go PE pee okay can I come right back yeah yeah no we're not going to let you back in there's a door out there punching a code I I don't don't think that any one of us can tell someone what they feel inside their body and I've talked to way too many people that say that they they know that they should have been a man or they know that they should have been a woman if that's the case if they're saying that you you you can't argue with that the the whole if you look at the Spectrum of human fuckups you know the genetic animalities the the variations in color of skin and color of hair and the size of teeth and all the different variations of human beings of course some people were supposed to be boys and didn't come out boys absolutely no doubt about it and I think one day they're going to be able to do something where they give these people some sort of a genetic manipulation and they're going to literally turn them into double X chromosome women and I think I think that's not I think that's the beginning of like the ability to manipulate the human genome the ability to change a person's DNA but until then what do they have they have they you know they have surgery and they have uh hormonal you know hor hormonal treatments but if you had to choose between a guy who did that a a male born male who did that and became like a really sexy transgender or a disgusting angry woman who hates men disgusting angry woman that hates men you would go with that yeah [ __ ] yeah what are you talking hilarious you're hilarious there's only three people on the planet wait three people on the planet all right so there's three you the angry [ __ ] project that you're going to try to turn into a lady with with her big giant stinky feet or a really beautiful lady boy uh definitely number one I would definitely be with a woman Joe you wouldn't be with a lady boy I don't even like if I saw one of
the post like uh penises you know like postsurgery penises I wouldn't even look at it cuz I you don't have to look at it how about you don't look at it how about she comes with special cockles so so Brian like those 3D glasses you get you look at it you look at it through that she looks perfect can I ask a question briany look at there's three people on the whole planet most likely I'd kill myself let me tell you something there's three people on the planet I'm going to go to the highest [ __ ] Mountain I'm going to stand there look at it and I'm going to say [ __ ] it and take a Swan Dive and then we're going to have to start fresh because I'll be the last male on the planet there'll be no impregnated people and those two people are going to die and that's going to be a rrap unless they milk my balls for sperm when they find My Dead Body within 24-hour period my sperm Staying Alive most likely the human species ends there Brian so yeah I'd go with the train gr is that okayer you [ __ ] can I ask Brian one quick question I would I would be sitting there eating that big fat real [ __ ] getting bitched at I don't give a [ __ ] I'd be opening that up like wiping my face it was real can I ask you one question Bri please so if and when obviously I I'm talking about on the podcast and let's say this topic does uh appear on my show this lady boy 10% issue am I going to receive a lot of heat on it not only because from who I don't know from America [ __ ] [ __ ] them man you're going to receive heat from people no matter what no matter what you do there's going to be people that don't like this there going to be people that don't like that dude you can't avoid heat if you're public you get heat yeah but this is this is personal public I've seen Neil degrass Tyson take heat who's that how dare you you don't know anything I don't well don't say I don't know anything I follow Sports Joe nothing about science nothing about space I've heard of stuff I heard of Bill Nye I've heard of uh I I love weather I love geography I like geography I'm into the moon I think I'm okay so you're in Thailand oh gosh here we go you're with the lady boy you go back you go to the club sit down how I mean do you know right away that
this used to be a guy oh definitely well you know though no no no let me tell you something man it used to be is whatever I didn't see an Adam's apple do you remember the episode of The Man Show that we did with that uh transgender woman who was beautiful her name was like vanity or something like that okay vaguely you remember that dude she was like really pretty I mean like like whoa like stunningly beautiful and was born a man and we we did a segment where the guy got strapped to a table was called make me hard and we put a uh the guy was strapped to a table we put a light box over his or light bulb would go off when he got an erection so of course we controlled the button so it would be like whenever like midgets were eating bananas or we had this transgender get out and the transgender does a dance for this guy and then she puts uh whipped cream on her nipples the guy sucks the whip cream off her tits she had big fake tits and then she pulls out her oh I remember that she pulls out her penis at the end of this and [ __ ] light the light starts flashing bang bang bang bang bang saying I remember that her penis looked like like a a like a prime penis that had been poisoned like if you took a chimp and you poisoned the chimp and you saw his dick after he was dying of poison let me ask a question what happens to the penis was just a regular looking penis on a beautiful woman with breasts good skin that'd be an issue hair the penis would be an issue for sure if you had to do something with it like if the deal was like you like she she's beautiful but she's got a dick and she's going to blow you but you got to blow her okay okay I'm out okay I'm out you said that's where you're out you're out on that okay if you're out on that I'm out with you Jo okay we're both out okay we're out on that so I guess I'm 10% gay yeah there you go I guess I'm 10% guys thank you um so you know it's a lady oh yes so you're sitting there yes I loved that and what what uh did you were there any of them in there actually born with or was it all lady boys do you know I I I probably I mean I mean the lady running the place was a was a woman but I think most of the the dancers were were were male at Birth and um but it's part of that culture just to let you
know it's very accepted to see lady boys all around working at Starbucks walking down the street why do you think that is I don't know it's just uh I don't know it's a different culture over there but is it a cultural choice or or is it a a genetic thing where there's a great percentage of people that feel like they should have been a woman I think there's something about genetics I don't know about the the I don't know if like Asians or the Thai people are more you know apt to having that Gene I would wonder if there's some stats for that as far as like women toen transgenders like buck buck angel I wonder if there's some stats that show like what countries have more transgender women to men if thail good question I wonder if Thailand does Thailand actually have more transgender men it's an accepted part of the culture I mean I bet you down in Brazil there's a lot and it's except it may be accepted down there right so um you can tell us as much as you want about this experience or you can end right here no I I I I'm willing to talk the only thing I'm thinking about is I don't want to give too much away on the show okay and I we'll see we'll keep going people going to see the show anyway it's going to be awesome you've actually already said it on a podcast before and we got you up to 12% gay wait a minute wait a minute wait you brought him up to 12 yeah we got him up to 12 because there was something else that he does like right now I got I got confused feels like peer pressure I feel like you guys you can ask me a couple more questions and we'll you bullied him into an extra percentage of being gay that's how he he already said he got bullied into being three you might have bu like how I was walking I think it was because you still like pop click on like Guy porn at home or something I forget what was I I I'll tell you might have to run out of here what you click on what that that's a percent that's residue percentage what are you working at Chernobyl you're you're not describing [ __ ] nuclear power pal all right I can't talking about being gay residual I came back Quantum energy and on his back I had Quantum gayness is what we're I had access to uPorn and I did wander and
click it's something I would never ever do and it's something that it's you know it's like did people see Brokeback Mountain did any straight guys see Brokeback Mountain I'm sure there were and I'm sure they saw two guys making love in the movie or whatever and they actually felt good about knowing these guys loved each other and it made even aroused a straight guy knowing that two guys were passionately in love with each other would you do what they would let me take it from here first of all uh if you you felt that from watching that movie it means you don't have a sense of humor and you probably weren't there with another man who also has a sense of humor because if you did as soon as Jake ellenburger no what's his name Jake sorry Jake Ellenberger who's an MMA fighter Jake gillburg Ellenberger he's a professional mixed martial arts figh right Gillen Hall spits on his hand and then shoves his dick right into not into that yeah right into Heath's butt I I don't think you would you'd have to laugh a little I mean I didn't see the movie we're only hum I'm saying somebody got aroused by that who was not gay oh boy I'm not sure I agree with you there I think if that that scene arouse you I think you're probably gay I'm not saying the scene aroused you maybe that two humans are in so love together and it's it's passionate and it's almost wrong it's taboo taboo there you go it's almost taboo to say that you know what that scene from Brokeback Mountain it it it it it did start something but it didn't I never saw the movie I never saw the movie I saw it BR Mar the the relationship between Heath Herring and Jake ghal was very Sim SAR to one of my jokes is that I think I don't believe in bisexual men I think there's gay men and then there's really gble straight dudes who get talked into blowing crafty gay guys not me I'm 10% gay and I'm not that what that movie was was Jake Gillen haal was the really crafty gay dude and Heath Richard what is his name Ledger Heath Ledger I call him Heath Herring Heath Herring Heath Heath Ledger sorry Heath Heath Herring is another MMA fighter Heath Ledger was just like sort of a 9volt battery brain dude just kind of a uh dude wasn't that smart and he was out
there alone and hanging out with this guy and bunch of [ __ ] sheep around and he just got into it [ __ ] it got talked into it but it ruined his life it wrecked his life he really wasn't even gay he was talked into doing G [ __ ] n he was he had a family they they just he got talked into it he got see I wouldn't get talked into it you want to I would not Oh I thought you said I want to now I'm hearing things okay I would take it back to Thailand suck this dick you're with the lady boy and how does it escalate we went to the second floor what do you think of when you're walking up those stairs biggest mistake of my life yes no I you know what I'll tell you what I wanted to see see if I can um not get it up see if I had the Temptation I could do whatever I want this is my big chance everyone says Brody you're gay you're gay you're gay you know it's eight now I'm in a room in Thailand God and you're like I'll show you oh making fun of Brody and you know what I don't need to go into detail but I pushed it to the Limit I went as far as I could go okay did I perform I will go on record saying no I did not never have don't want to perform oral on a man can I go on record saying that I got you but what what happened well that didn't happen okay okay what didn't happen also is kissing kissing didn't happen I don't want to kiss a man let's be clear there was no kissing no kissing no race car driving no meteorite impact many other things didn't take you make it [Laughter] unromantic I'm sorry I apologize I am a very romantic guy go on and you know some stuff I tried you know touch this I did not I'll be honest I look I looked at it how close no no jcope no no probably what is that 3 feet 2 and A2 fet from the ass or the dick there's a difference I looked at the penis I there's a difference because if you're 3 feet from the dick that's a safe judgment Tom you can move left you can move right correct 3T from the ass no I wasn't you're there you're basically there okay no no no time out time out are you saying 3et I'm I'm talking about my face now your face 3 feet from his dick or his ass can I say one thing can
I say another thing yes you can see whatever you want I never did nor do I want to take my face and put it in the the a man's ass okay can I go on record saying that now we know if there was any debate before it's been squashed okay now you turn it around around okay and I'm in Bangkok and I go well people say I'm gay turn around let me look at it how far away how far away three feet from the dick yeah what's it look like is it hard at least out of respect no I I'll tell you what no it was I it was what you described it wasn't normal something happened to it has been poisoned whatever there some a chemical when you start injecting your body with estrogen I would assume your dick shrivels up it's not necessary anymore and it knows it just like when you inject your body with testosterone if you're a woman and you're not supposed to have men's levels of testosterone plus those women in bodybuilders they they grow dicks they their [ __ ] extends it's like when you find like a dead body hanging for like that's been there for a week it's stretched and black different thing different thing Brian okay so the dick was soft I didn't touch it okay but when when you saw I may have tapped it just to see what it's like to say I officially touched it I've never touched a man's penis ever how do you how do you even know that you're in a dream unless you touch it right I guess yeah I just touched with no stimulation at all it's like that thing that you do when you're lucid dreaming um the way you like practice lucid dreaming is by walking around your house and every time you get to a door knob or doorway uhuh you knock in the doorway am I dreaming and if you're not dreaming you you feel it you knock on the door but if you're dreaming your hand just goes right through and you go oh my goodness I'm dreaming and that's how you loose a dream interesting it's like a meditative device so whenever you see a dick you should thump it and go Am I Dreaming no no that should be your dream I got set up here I just got set up we all dream about Dick it's our dick Godzilla's dick I don't want it I'm not some dick guy you have to want it you don't I don't even want to touch it but you did but you did a touch as a doctor
a touch as a doctor when did you get your doctor I just did it to officially say I've done it what did you do to your residency Miami State Arizona State enjoy it okay doctor please Contin so all right there was no kissing I don't want to kiss what this guy smell like she smelled good she smelled it was a girl well okay what point in time here's the question when you uh become a transgender when do we decide to call you a girl is it when you make the choice because if you still have a penis it's becomes very I don't know if you have to have your penis cut off I don't know if you have to be on certain H certain uh you know medication hormones I guess it's just out for a courtesy it's just the person's Choice like if you decided tomorrow that you wanted to be uh Eustace is that the girl's name what's the girl's name the Becky Becky Bey Stevens no you me you decide to be a woman okay I want okay okay okay Becky Stevens I would start calling you a woman I would start calling you her out of respect out of respect and I'm taking hormones out of respect but did you know that there's queer do you know what queer is those are like gay guys like who've taken the word over no you know that all LBT QT what it's lesbians bisexuals uh gay transgender queer the queer one's a strange one and the queer one is they they want to be whatever they want to be they want to be a man they want to be a woman they want to be they want to be yeah they like want to be they or they want to be it they they have they have different designations I'm 15% queer that they choose 10% gay but 15% queer I like it yeah I like it we're moving closer to our goal I feel like we're on a Home Shopping Network and I'm selling queer I know we're moving closer to the goal of 86% gay by the end of the podcast we can do it ladies and gentlemen all we need is more stories we got more Brody coming up right after this look at the design of this we get this from China but let me assure you the quality is remarkable his lips are soft for any [ __ ] no no no no no come on Brian you're an [ __ ] dude you're ruining everything we're so close to getting him up to 25% I think the real number it is no it isn't see that's not it's not look look
look come on man 25% here's why agressive attack this is what I say at that I'm GNA be honest with you 25 at that moment okay at the moment where that guy is sucking on your dick happens in prison all the time I think you're a 40% gay are you are you kidding for that moment this could mess with my head oh for that moment what I'm offering you is a fluctuating scale of gayness you but you brought me all the way up to you go as high as 40 when you come in a man's mouth he's giving me I think I'm being very generous very generous by often you're 40 because for most of the population when you come in a man's mouth you hit a 100 and you H 100 right yes you do yes you do would you say if you were in prison you got locked up we're not in prison Brody I don't plan on going to prison I'm a nice guy I don't break any [ __ ] laws I I defy you you can't Define me like that going with prison simply because that's the only place we have no options as sexual part I was I had no options that night most people don't go to prison Brody it's it's a dumb thing to bring up most people don't go to prison and when they walk upstairs on their own without a security guard having them Shackled risk to anuff you're like pretending he they brought me to the mess hall and then they suck my dick that's not what happened okay go back to me go back to me being bul go back to that remember that they didn't blow the buzzer and give you your one hour outside to play basketball and you wind up getting your dick sucked that's not what happened Brody you made a choice to go up those stairs there's nothing wrong with it but you're about 40% gay I don't believe those numbers Brian what do you think when you come in a guy's mouth what are we up to I think who's to say I did that I'm just assuming um he's I would say definitely 25 I don't like your numbers Brian that's a shocker you've never brought that number up to me I cannot believe that Joe said 40% listen I said 40% cuz I love you I should have said 100 came in a man's mouth can I say something I did I it's almost immediately gay as [ __ ] it's proba the gayest thing you could do other than [ __ ] the guy in the ass did he spit it back into your mouth Brody what is more gay what is more gay
I'm gonna say something to you can I say what you want I just want to know what's gay if you think if you think I'm 40% gay at the end of this prob think I'm 6% gay 86 is our goal but you're playing games that's not what I said I never said that offer you a fluctuating scale and I'm going to get hammered onv for no you're not you're going to be prot [ __ ] I love you and America loves you too you'll be universally protected the only people that will despise you because of this are [ __ ] [ __ ] them what are you perfect you're perfect sexually you keep your room clean [ __ ] you you you give Brody Stevens a heart time for being 86% gay I say that's our goal right now we're at 40 the moment you decide is release the hounds and it's down the hatch of a man's throat probably cigarette breath [ __ ] stubble and I don't think that's so bad if you feel stubble on your balls and your balls are clean shaving it probably is a stimul I guarantee you there's at least 10 comedians that gone down to Brazil and had their penis sucked by a transvesti every time you try to ration what you've done by comparing yourself to the acts of others that are also ridiculous you get another 10% gay stop that so we are now at 35% gay our goal is 86 we got at least 20 minutes left to this podcast we can do this Brody well if I talked more I I would I would probably come very close to hitting your goal what's going on on the thing here nothing right now oh um you'd come very close to hitting 86 if you tried so like if you on ecstasy and you with the perfect lady was easy but like vanity like vanity from The Man Show remember her yeah she was hot [ __ ] beautiful I've pushed it to the Limit and I know you're not a race car driver Brody all right stop saying like you're breaking in new tires we're trying to figure out these compounds when we hit the skid pad that's not what's going on when you saying you push it to the Limit what are you saying what's with the euphemisms Brody let's get real with America cuz America loves you and they love you the most when you're tell them the truth I said said let's see how far I can go that's 35% gay right no we agree I don't think so come on let's be real no no it might be a 35% gay thought worth it's
worth where we probably 4% where are we at the moment I mean is what's going on here she's sucking your dick but is she tickling Your Balls Like is she probably does she know her thing does she know what the [ __ ] she's doing yeah they're decent but if you feel like a girl's doing it or do you feel like a guy's doing it that's beautiful I don't think about a guy you're not thinking about a guy you thinking she looks like a girl make releas the hounds smell breasts fingers Adam apple I mean I sorry about that um when you release the hounds is there any feeling of regret I didn't have any if that even from what my recol recollection no were you stone cold sober I was probably on a hookah and beer I think we hit 86% no we didn't I'm feeling pretty good about all right you know what that's I want to say this Joe I'll talk about whatever you want regarding this I'll be honest it is a subject that does make me uncomfortable why uh for just a couple reasons the other reasons that it is so public and so what I know but only reason why I makes you uncomfortable it's going to be on Comedy Central and it freaks me out no listen Brody what you who you are is who you are and who you are is awesome we love you it doesn't matter if you're 86% gay or 0% like everybody else in the room but here it doesn't matter but let me say this on this podcast you allowed me to kind of explain everything about it express yourself and and I feel like maybe on this show and I'm not blaming anybody it could be my own Neurosis I don't know if it comes across that way kind of how we explained it I know it's a TV show and I know this is a podcast but that's where some of my anxiety lies but the fact that we just talked about this here does make me feel better and knowing that you have my back no matter have your back if you're 100% gay which not 100 a lot of people online when you come in a guy's mouth you're 100% gay a lot of people have said that I don't agree with them I don't agree with them I don't agree with them thank you but you're 30 you're 86% at that moment I debate you on that I I said 40 before but it's cuz I love you if I did know you I'd say 100% but I do and I love you and I don't care I think you're 100% awesome I don't think it matters if you're 10% gay or 25% gay who gives a
[ __ ] and yeah you know what lady boy as opposed to a gay a man like if if it was a dude who looked like Don Baris and he had a full beard and he was sucking your dick that'd be a completely different experience exctly that that's wrong and God doesn't appreciate that no they do God appreci God made gay people and that's a the Christians conundrum that God made gay God made everything why did God made sociopath I don't know this is the reality good question answer I I would like to think that science provides me with a lot of answers to the what How the Universe works and I think it does for the most part but I think science is discovering new things every day do I believe in religion absolutely not but I do leave open the possibility that there could be some sort of higher power I don't know if it's a guy with a [ __ ] robe who lives in the clouds and has a har I don't know but the reason why I don't know is because I haven't died I haven't been there I don't life itself is way crazier than a God just life itself say if there's no God that made the universe there's no Universal Power that controls this there's no laws that guide the universe to an ever expanding degree of complexity if there's none of that if there's no higher power man this is amazing it's amazing if there's no one running the show it's amazing that this happened it's amazing that there was a big bang there was something smaller than the head of a pin and by some sort of reaction that no one can explain it exploded and this incredibly dense tiny object became everything you see in the universe every particle of matter even the ones we can't even figure out like dark matter all that [ __ ] is so fascinating the fact that every [ __ ] galaxy has a super massive black hole inside of it that's one half of 1% of the mass of the entire galaxy the bigger the black hole the bigger the G it's [ __ ] Madness and then the fact that inside every black hole might be another universe supernovas and asteroids and lava and kodo dragons and pigeons the world is [ __ ] crazy it's a mad mad mad world and to think that it's impossible for there to be a a God I think is ridiculous the whole thing's impossible a lava is impossible oceans are
impossible a river is impossible salmon are impossible a [ __ ] grizzly bear is madness all of its craziness every single [ __ ] thing on earth is insane all of it together is the fact that it exists the fact that we're on a podcast and we can broadcast instantly worldwide the fact that we have laptops that are a [ __ ] inch thin and contain gigabytes of data the fact that you could buy beer you don't have to [ __ ] go and get a wood barrel together like an [ __ ] like one of those Moonshiner [ __ ] and Brew your own boo it's all Madness Brody Stevens so I don't know if there's a God but I'll tell you what that comforts me the fact that you're not one of those guys you go no there's no God those aist or whatever I believe I'm like you I believe there's an higher there's a higher being that's all I'm into prayer I believe I'm blessed I'm not into the whole religion I like to think I'm more spiritual but basically you sound like a chick you sound like a chick in my yoga class oh God long what does that make me 90% religion but I'm pretty spiritual well I am I I am but I I I like I'm not afraid to say sometimes I feel in Hollywood you it's wrong to say you believe in God yeah well I you know I think it's wrong to believe I don't want to say wrong but I don't think it's a good idea for me personally I'll say this I'll try to be as uh broad-minded about this as possible it's not a good idea for me personally to believe in anything that I can't rationally explain and see the work like when I I don't understand quantum physics okay and I've tried I've read a few books on it I've watched many documentaries on it I've had Quantum physicists on the podcast we had AIT goswami who's a Quantum theorist we had him on the podcast he talked his mystical Wizardry to us I don't necessarily understand it though and so when people say Do you believe quantum physics I got to go I think they they know they know what they're saying and universally amongst them they agree on certain principles amongst all these Quantum physicists but me personally I don't I I honestly don't know enough to say I know what the [ __ ] is going on I trust them for sure that they're telling the truth and it's not like just a whole group of liers who's making [ __ ] up I don't think that's going on but when I
say when you say like do you believe I go I guess I guess but I don't know that's the same way I feel about religion it's the same way I feel about the idea of God like do you believe in God I don't know I don't know I I don't know and less so that than quantum physics so I don't know but you were seem you seem to say no to religion but religion is created by man there's make no mistake about it it's provable we can show the lineage of religion we can show the New Testament being created by Constantine and all these Bishops it's been proven that they were certain pieces of of work of religious work that was left out of that they made decisions as to what to put in the Bible what to leave out of the Bible it's been shown that there's been a a metamorphosis of the Christian religion from the jump there's a difference between the original ancient Hebrew Bible and the Dead Sea Scrolls which is the oldest version of the Bible by like a thousand years and I think the only one that was written in Aramaic so you've got the ancient Hebrew version of the Bible you've got the translations from ancient Hebrew to to Latin and to Greek and to you there's so many different things going on there's so many different things going on when you talk about like religion what you're talking about is what man wrote down yeah that doesn't necessarily mean there's no God and I don't think you can ever I think the universe is so vast and puzzling that to really decide that you know how it all started and you know how what's going on behind the scenes you have to be a fool I don't know I don't think our idea of a God is like a person with superpowers I think that's pretty ridiculous but I don't think it's impossible that there might be some Godlike quality that's run in the show there seems to be some [ __ ] pretty clear laws to this place there also seems to be some weird codes that you find in things like the Fibonacci sequence what's that the Fibonacci sequence is a mathematical sequence that you find in sunflowers and pine cones and the shape of a person's face and the Fibonacci sequence was also uh it was used in a tool song um I don't remember the [ __ ] song Let me let me pull it up because it's
amazing um mayard mayard is just a bad [ __ ] he's just uh such an interesting and creative guy have you met him or at him on the podcast yeah yeah a couple times it's oh that's it is lateralis uh l a t r a a l u s but he used the Fibonacci sequence to to like to make the song um the Fibonacci sequence is it's like zero and then one and then two and then three and then 2+ 3 is five and then 5 plus 3 is 8 and it's this exponentially expanding series of numbers and the idea is that this this coding this these these the golden section of the golden string as it were as it's described is like the secret to life itself that life itself is this weird fractal mathematical proposition and that you see it in all these different things like the Nautilus shells and all these different various fruits and vegetables that have these bizarre shapes to them and that this is all the Fibonacci sequence this is all the the actual underlying code of life itself and that the fact that these items are not random the fact that these things like sunflower seeds are all governed by this mathematical program almost shows that there's something going on behind the scenes that we can't quite describe and in fact there was a uh a Quantum physicist that came up with this theory that life itself that in the in the the lowest measurable levels of of the universe itself in the theories these quantum theories that these guys are creating they're finding self-correcting computer code a very specific type of computer code that was created in the 1930s by human beings and people are looking at it as the the possibility by seeing all this stuff the possibility that reality itself is an artificial creation that we're living in and I've heard that it seems like it might be possible it's G to happen that this is just a dream or this is a a figment of some simulation yeah but there is no reality you know this is discussed in uh the the concepts like people have to tried to figure out what is reality itself what is I mean the one thing that freaks me out I mean this is just basic for me is just like looking up into the stars in the sky and go it goes on forever where does it stop and do you ever stop and
think how many dicks are out there you know what I wasn't not I'm not into that how long did you you last when the guy was sucking you off yeah that's an important point I know because if it's anything less than six days probably gay have to bump you up at 100% we go to 89 next no 86 is what it is I don't get how long did you last though don't get this 86 how long did you last it's just you're going to set me up for another percentage point I don't keep track at that I I I don't last long anyway so you were a bit intoxicated you were drunk I was drunk off Diet Coke oh you said you had a couple of beers well they I don't think they serve beers in these these topless you got to make your [ __ ] story straight pal what do you want me to say I'm drunk you saying you were drinking beer I might have had a beer or two downstairs how many beers two I wasn't hammered is that what you're ask I wasn't ham no no I'm just wonder like whether or not when I'm drunk I can't come it takes forever dick doesn't get hard it doesn't work if you got so excited even though you were drunk might have to kick you up to 92% g i I made a choice I followed it and I I was pleased with what I did what were you pleased about the amount of ejaculate do I have to am i g to have see that's what I'm saying like well you said you were pleased by the result I when I come a lot I like to look at it if I have like a big [ __ ] load that comes out of me I'm impressed with myself did you look like a squirrel with an acorn after you was done with you well first of all I get impressed when I see my boogers like if I blow my nose and it's a big [ __ ] w a snot and a tissue I get excited it feels good cuz you're cleaning stuff out I like when I pick it too even though you're not supposed to why are you not supposed to pick your nose cuz it's bad for your nose it turbinates in flame it can cause sleep apnea if you just do that cause a DV8 septum by picking your nose oh great you eat it your nose is very sensitive it's you're not supposed to be digging in there I pull hairs sometimes and then they get ingrown hairs and they grow back or then if you get a nose trimmer you [ __ ] that's the way to go science they figured it out right Neil degross Tyson invented it who's he exactly how dare you did it come out his nose yeah
how much I I I there's a condom thank you oh good move otherwise you get the super a they probably have you know I I just don't want to get reckon I don't wck I don't want to get nice well take the Tarzana hat off and you're all S I don't I don't want to be ridicul maybe That Could Be Your Move Like Larry the Cable Guy if he doesn't have that [ __ ] shirt on no one's going to know who he is that's a very clever move on his hat wear a baseball hat and wear a shirt that way when he's not when he wants to dress up and go to a restaurant wife he looks like a regular [ __ ] redneck slides right in on the door so go on how much did you come it just happed if it says if it sounds wrong the way I'm asking you you know correct me I'm new to this game it's it was in a it was I did it and that was it I I I I pushed it and was it good I wouldn't say it was good it was like well I did it h that's like is that like eating a Kentucky Fried Chicken or is that like taking a really good [ __ ] I'd more lean towards Kentucky Fried Chicken Kentucky Fried chcken is pretty [ __ ] good it's good stuff you know I went gluten-free but that's one thing I miss Man I Miss Kentucky Fried chck I I'm I mean you you've had me say a lot of stuff Joe are I am I going to get Negative tweets based on this if they listen man if you do those people are [ __ ] you didn't do anything wrong you didn't hurt anybody you you went to have fun you went to have fun you did it with someone who wanted to have fun with you who gives a [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] yeah it's them man it's it's on them it's on all them man who cares can't wait to check the tweet you can't wait you're [ __ ] glutton for punishment you love it you're hoping they're mad no I don't enjoy it I don't want mad there's just you're a homophobe simple I usually say anti-semite how much do you use the uh you should say that if they say gay things if they say Jew things call them homophobes oh switcher confuse the [ __ ] out of them dude I don't want I don't want to waste hate on I just want to be honestly hate no I don't want to saving it up what you a hate camel no I just I'm sure I'm going to have to deal
with some negative stuff here and there on Twitter or whatever or maybe get what all right well maybe a couple emails but so what I'm positive I feel good you're awesome HIV positive no Brian [ __ ] you man speaking of which Dallas Buyers Club I don't want to just that movie bring it up because it it has a lot of your people in it but it's a great [ __ ] movie My People Texans aren't you from Texas I've been to Texas what do you mean my people I know you you sell well in Texas um Dallas Buyers Club is Matthew B he's not gay nobody lost a lot of weight for he's a [ __ ] bull rider okay he's as manly as a gets okay and um he got HIV through unprotected sex shame on him the first guy in the history of the world in fact are you serious yeah he was the only guy ever how about that Sam kenneson had a joke about it don't believe it he goes they say sam they say a is a heterosexual disease straight people die of a two he goes name one name one [ __ ] guy P pull pull up that that's a funny bit That's a classic [ __ ] classic he was the greatest Sam Kennison on uh on AIDS on heterosexuals get AIDS yeah I'm sure dice had some crazy bits too back in the day on that no Ken more yeah sorry Kennison was a great breaker he was the groundbreaker and I'm a dice fan but Kennon was the groundbreaker okay you know Kennison became Kennison his book is fascinating My Brother Sam is a book his his brother wrote about being Sam's brother and it's like no holds bar behind the scenes everything what it come out a few years ago many years ago I think I read it in the '90s got to get it but uh he got he got hit by a car he did yeah yeah he was a young boy oh and he got hit by a car and it changed him when he got hit by a car all of a sudden different guy soon as he recovers from it they say that happens man I've heard that I've read about like people wake up and they're different and they actually know to play the piano or something yeah there was a one recently about that this guy he uh got a severe concussion and then he start playing music he started uh he had all this [ __ ] musical talent that He never had before and yeah teenager cred musical talent to head injury this is crazy a matter of fact this happened to a friend of mine her son was never artistic at
all and he got in a motorcycle accident he crashed he hurt himself pretty bad he was pretty [ __ ] up and he had some serious brain injuries because of it mean he's fine when you talk to him you would never imagine talk to him seems totally normal but because of that he's like super artistic now and he never had that before I'm not saying you should [ __ ] punt your kid in the head if they can't draw pictures good but there's something that happened sometimes to people when they get hand injuries and with Kennison his brother said he just became Fearless oh wow yeah I got read I got to read up on that it's a great book dude it's a great book could you imagine if he was still performing today like where would you see kenneson if he was still performing today like what would he be at where you know what level do you think well it depended entirely on whether or not he was clean and sober okay and it wouldn't even have to be clean and sober but he would have to straighten his act out enough to get his health together because what happened with Kennison is if you go back to kennison's first CD uh which is louder than hell it wasn't even accident on CD was on cassette uh and it's really hard to get louder than hell is um in my opinion it's like the all-time greatest Comedy album ever the groundbreaking there have been nobody like Kennison before but when you go from there to have you seen me lately poo there's a big drop off oh it's a drop off big drop off and then from there to the other ones wow it gets worse and worse the further distance you go because he couldn't keep it up man there's no way you can keep up cocaine every night and [ __ ] vodka and Jack Daniels and he's 350 pounds he's 5 feet tall it's is just unhealthy everything's wrong Addiction in every form sexual cocaine alcohol blackouts he was going hard man and he used to talk about it too he used to talk about how he would get he had bits about it how you get to a party and they'd go well it's you it's easy for you guys to do Coke you go to a party they put a little line out for you they see me and they go oh oh it's him it's him and they [ __ ] spread a and he talked about doing this gigantic line of coke and almost having a heart attack he do jokes about the fact that people expected him to be this mad party animal
and the do the act itself took a back seat to the lifestyle the act the act itself took a backseat to the chaos like a lot of comics go they fluctuate like you'll like one special better and then you know the next one maybe you won't like it all and then the next one will be even better you know like there's guys that I really love but I only love like C even prior there's some of his is ones that I don't enjoy as much as other ones Eddie Murphy same way you know but you know they go up and they go down depending on how much attention they're putting to the ACT depending on how much other stuff they're doing on the side what's going on in their life but in my opinion Kennison is the the best example for young comics of what can happen how you can go from in my opinion being the greatest of all time with Louder Than Hell MH to being really mediocre towards his later work like just no jokes I mean are you saying that as like look at this as what can happen to you you don't want that well yeah you definitely don't want that so be somebody not the opposite of Sam somebody who kind of turned it around a little bit or or did you turned it around I don't know maintained it maintained the level and even improved on it Lou CK is a good example of that okay there you go David's a great example davel constantly maintains constantly adds on Dave Chappelle is another great you see Chappelle I mean Chappelle had that like uh incident didn't didn't you tour in I did the whole Oddball tour what the [ __ ] happened there um I'll tell you what first of all that Hartford show was announced late okay so everything was set and they said well why don't we do Hartford on a Thursday most of the shows are done Friday Saturday and Sunday so they said let's do Hartford on a Thursday and the and these are the shows we did you know it's Dallas Houston Austin New York Boston Detroit big cities hartford's not really that big of City anyway Thursday night the ticket sales were kind of soft and they released a lot of tickets so I went on and did my thing on the side stage it was fun I didn't notice any like bad energy or these guys are punks or white trash or tough or whatever I had fun and then I went inside to the amphitheater and it seemed okay I mean you couldn't hear I mean it wasn't sold
out there's maybe 10,000 people there or so but the Acoustics weren't all that great and the acts weren't having all that much fun based I think off the Acoustics maybe a little bit of the crowd and then Dave went on and actually I left like kind of right after he went on I shuttled back to the hotel which is around the corner and then Jeff Ross came back in it was just on Twitter that that uh Dave Chappelle started reading a book on stage and had a meltdown and you know was just sitting there and smoking a cig cigarette and caused you know not chaos but they were like booing him or walking out and that was it and that just started the buzz like he had a meltdown and I saw him that night in the elevator and I'm not really friendly with him he knows my face and he was just basically basically still fuming at the audience knowing like they they almost don't know comedy he was upset with the audience at that point and but you didn't feel like it was a bad audience when you were on stage it wasn't a bad audience my experience my little stage that I would do for every city it was par for the course up to that I mean that was our fourth show so you think they were saving their douchiness for him maybe I mean I don't know if they were saving it I just think that maybe because yeah that maybe that it attracted that kind of crowd that's going to yell out stuff and like bring up Chappelle forget about Flight of the Concords we're drunk it's Thursday night it's Harford you know wait a minute wait the Flight of the Concords went on before Chappelle yeah they always would how long does that go on for but that here's a deal they did very well they were solid they would do about 55 minutes they have a very big following the con very big following they're awesome I love they're they have a very big following and to me they were why did you have to chime in that they're awesome cuz I love them they're great I love their show too doesn't have anything to do with this okay but every night they came on and they did their hour and they were solid they kept the couples happy they had fans of the show there's monitors everywhere occasionally you would hear someone Hey where's Chappelle once in a
while and then other people just sat there and they know okay Chappelle's going to come on an hour they had a set list and then Chappelle would come on and do his thing so I I I thought it was you know it was a nice it was good bit bit of uh the doing the lineup having Chappelle closed it yeah it's weird though to go on after a musical act like you know that as a comedian when a musical act goes up and then you go on afterwards it's a it's a weird energy thing well I mean you had they would end and then the then the DJ starts up then you get the hip-hop going it changes the whole vibe it's about a 15 minute switch over 15 minutes yeah 10 it's not like good night fight to Concords boom Dave Chappelle it's like okay live music they're done they take the stage off and then the hip-hop Guy starts going people are dancing feeling like excited Chappelle's going to come out and then maybe after eight or nine minutes the curtain drops and people get more excited so you didn't you didn't exactly see the actual set he had that particular night at Hartford that moment no I saw you know I saw I either would watch Chappelle take the stage from the side of the stage or I would watch him from the audience take the stage and probably you know 13 out of 16 times I saw that well he's anyway he's a great example of a guy who hasn't gotten worse got got better probably Bill Burr another example bill bur's on the rise joaz Joey Joey got better he's in that new movie I saw him he's in the one of the commercials for that daero Stallone thing yeah should be interesting so there are guys that are getting better I guess you know Kennison for whatever reason maybe the drugs got to him the fame I know he would do that main room and it's all the above man all the above can get to you for sure anything can get to you anything that takes your your focus away from the you know the actual art itself I found that before when I'm too busy with my life that my comedy suffered too busy with other stuff outside of Comedy My standup suffers yeah and that's the worst feeling like I don't mind if other things I do don't work that well but what I I really mind is when standup doesn't work that well that that really drives me [ __ ] crazy it is different just being off stage for 3 to four days you go back up there and
it's like who this kind of wobbly I'm a little different I mean that's how I feel you know just maybe at The Comedy Store for example or you know one of these shows around town yeah and when you take like a couple of months off I've never done that I've never done that isn't it weird how comedy is one of those things it's almost like running like you have to get in comedy shape comedy shape and stay there stay there don't [ __ ] around because you if you get out of Comedy Shake it's scary it's hard to get back in i' I've had that feeling is not fun not fun but I I mean I've heard you mention a lot how podcasting is like cross trining I believe it is I believe podcasting is cross training and oddly enough I think that um podcasting and standup also help my my MMA commentary oh really yeah yeah MMA commentary for me is like you know we we've you and I have had many conversations about sports because I don't know [ __ ] about Sports it's always a goof when you try to explain to me something that's happening but MMA is the only sport that I really really really pay attention to and I pay I watch every [ __ ] thing I can I watch all the access TV fights with small organizations I watch I watch probably 15 hours of MMA a week you watch it as homework or just you love it I just like it I always like it I watch in the background while I'm writing sometimes uh I like watching fights I've always W watching fights and not just like I don't not necessarily even for brutality I watch Like Jiu-Jitsu matches where no one gets hurt you know guys just tap I like watching technique I like watching guys who know what they're doing I like watching people overcome specific challenges like an MMA in my opinion is probably the most difficult physical challenge a person can can attempt oh yeah to try to be an MMA champion so when I see you know if I watch or Muay Tha is another thing I watch watch a lot of I watch a lot of kickboxing a lot of kickboxing man whenever it's on TV I watch Like The Glory promotions Glory Glory is this new organization that's on Spike TV [ __ ] incredible man the highest level kickboxers in the world and they're all fighting on Spike TV and they've got this big organization called Glory so it's developing all this new talent and
it's also like getting people really excited about kickboxing you know what the sort of the same way they got excited about MMA and I think that um whether it's that or whether it's wrestling or jiujitsu or kickboxing what I get out of that is I get out when you're watching the best guys in the world do something whatever the [ __ ] it is especially when it's something as dangerous as Combat Sports you get a charge out of watching people perform and compete I I find that it's very motivational it's very inspirational it's very motivational it gives me energy and you're right there ringside you feel it and then you're obviously in the in the Octagon after the you're feeling that yeah you feel it man you feel it you you hear the slap of the the impact of shins on heads and you know and thighs and [ __ ] fist to belly you feel all of it you feel the body slams you feel it on the table like my my hands on the table and when guys get slammed boom on the on the mat I I literally could feel it in my hands often yeah and and that that helps you you know have a better empathy for these guys yeah well or symy I think I've always had empathy and sympathy or I tried to relate you know I've never fought mixed martial arts before but I had a lot of Tano matches and I had a lot of kickboxing I had a few kickboxing matches but a lot of time kickboxing a lot of time sparring a lot of uh a lot of years invested in martial arts and in martial arts competition so I I I kind of have a sense without doing it of what it means to these guys yeah so it means a lot to me but there's a lot of issues with uh with with MMA it stands today you know judging and there's a lot of issues with uh the way fights are scored the actual scoring system itself and refereeing and is it something that's fixable or is just typical growth of the sport it's not no there definitely definitely stuff that's fixable the UFC has done its best I think they need to update the gloves too I think there's too many there's a real problem with guys getting poked in the eyes there's a lot of that I I really don't like that at all it drives me crazy it happens too often it seems to me like you know there that old expression doing the same thing over and over again hoping for a different the definition of
insanity and that's what we're doing with MMA we do the same things over and over again we have these open fingered gloves and guys keep getting poked in the eyes we're having a lot of detached retinas ouch a lot of guys are um having like eye surgery like Michael Bisping had eye surgery um uh Alan beler had eye surgery quite a few guys have had issues with their eyes fix problem mittens I think it I think yeah you're right fixable issue mittens you're dead right that was my actually my my idea was to come up with something that it pads the knuckles but there's like a smooth cover over the tip of the fingers a smooth cover because in grappling you don't really grab like this you grab most of what you do you grab like this you hook and Gan leel was actually showing me yesterday the way that he does it which is different he likes to squeeze down on all the fingers he likes to get his uh Thumb in here and squeeze down like that cuz he feels like it's harder to break and he might be right there um but in that any case you're okay doing this like Palm to Palm like that's a there's a deviation in the way you have to Grapple anyway between straight grappling with no gloves on and MMA because of the size of the gloves itself MMA they they do they do use gloves yes yes you do use is there bear gloves anywhere in kind of not in America but I'm sure they're still doing it in other parts of the world I mean I'm sure in Brazil that was how it all started out all started out they called it Valley tudo which means anything goes and um with the early UFC's it was bar knuckle in fact Tank Abbott was the first guy to uh voluntarily wear gloves he decided to wear these Chuck Norris gloves he used to buy from Century he decided to wear those into the Octagon I'm pretty sure he was the first guy in the UFC to wear gloves and then vtor started wearing those gloves a lot of guys started wearing those gloves and then it became mandatory but when vtor fought in the UFC when he was 19 years old in Dothan Alabama UFC 12 he wore those gloves and no one else had ever seen those [ __ ] gloves before um besides uh tank Abbot you know like no one uh I think I think yeah I think it was tank Abbot was the only one who had worn him so vtor wearing him to a bare knuckle fight like I know a lot of the
guys that were in that tournament with him they were fighting bare knuckle and vtor came out and because of the padding on the gloves you could really tee off on guys you don't have to worry about protecting your knuckles yeah you're not going to hurt your knuckles so that's been you know that was the first thing that they did you know the the adding of the gloves which I think was a good step but I think the next step is really um figuring out how to cover the fingertips too many guys are getting poked speaking of the poking can I use the restroom real quick again again I got to I'm sorry use the restroom we're going to wrap this up okay I'll be right back when your show is Brody enjoy it when is it on Brody Stevens enjoy it Sunday 9:00 at night who's your lead in what's on right before you it's 12:00 is it been Tosh I thought it was 12:00 midnight right what did I say you said 9 o00 oh I get confused well 9 o00 UM midnights um for the next six weeks so two a night six weeks to go beautiful 12 episodes two a night for six weeks well let's watch the [ __ ] out of that show and make Brody a goddamn star trying to I'm going to come back though and then we'll talk play your your preview here we go never seems like he's doing material at all he's just yelling Blue Collar Jewish I just get it it it never was about the jokes it was about the in between of the jokes why did you not laugh he really was so different from everybody else doing comedy that we saw he used to be strange and it was always just funny then it just became strange from the network that doesn't do drama I think I asked him are you on your medication and he said no Daniel will you sck up for me and tell him I'm not crazy comes a brand new drama were you in a mental hospital I want to yes it's about family you'll be do it all right if you get some jokes this is part of the process having your mom tell you that you're not funny friendship hello hey Zach it's Brody hey Brody sorry I have a tele marketer on the other line and being funny I think he said is funniest when he's lost complete control bro offstage and on stage not much of a difference you're going to hang out with Brody you just have to enjoy it I mean pardon the pun if I watch this thing I'm thinking
this Brody guy is weird yeah Brody Stevens enjoy it comedy Central's first drama new episodes Sundays at midnight starting December 1st I like how they call it a drama why are they doing that because it is very documentary style of Brody like they just follow him around pretty much and hang out and like edit together yeah but it's funny so how's it a drama yeah it's because there's a lot of drama in it I guess you know what they're doing they're just avoiding calling it a reality show yeah true that's what they're doing yeah they're calling it our first drama which is probably smart that avoids the stink of reality show stink yeah the the word reality show because of like the Kardashians and all the [ __ ] pawn shows and all this all this nonsense where you know they're bullshitting you you know that's setup scenarios when you see a setup scenario after a setup you don't have any of that yeah well that's what we can call the drama I think it shouldn't be a drama I think it should be the actual reality comedy Central's first drama it's a joke it's oh it's a joke that's a joke it's a wink wink I mean there is drama but there there's also comedy you want to know what comedy January 24th I'll be at the Chicago theater tickets go on sale tomorrow morning early pre-sale starts early it'll be on my Twitter um the uh pre-sale password is finale that's January 24th uh I don't know who's going to be with me we haven't figured it out yet but we're going to have a party [ __ ] it should be a lot of fun Chicago in January how do you go wrong and uh we'll be back tomorrow with um that dude who uh worked for Marin land should be PR Phil Phil demirez should be pretty [ __ ] fascinating man uh this is going to be really bizarre can I going to talk about uh all the [ __ ] that he went through at Marin land and uh training a walrus and apparently he's going to tell us some disturbing [ __ ] what do you got going on uh just me and Brody and Sam trip bro said he's not going no I'm going to I I'm going to check with my sister I'll know for sure tonight she's sending me these files and excels and downloads enjoy it enjoy it you got it helping Mom out Crest theater uh December 13th with Tony Hinchcliffe and at the Mirage in Vegas on December 27th with Brian Callen
and Joey Diaz should be off the chain [ __ ] that show that I was talking about is December 11th by the way at the San Jose Improv okay that's a different show Brody Stevens Brian redband Sam tripley San Jose Improv an awesome venue one of the best clubs 98% confirmed 18% gay that club it's interesting the club is 50% less gay than you whatever come on theater just in Sacramento that's December 13th and again the Mirage December 27th uh I'll at the aqua fresh theater getting your [ __ ] together Brody we love the [ __ ] out of you buddy and don't let anybody give you a hard time online they can all go [ __ ] themselves man all of them you got it you've been a friend Joe I felt uh you know I love you great here thank you redband thank you everybody thank you ting go to Rogan doing.com and get your freak on Rogan doing.com save yourself some money [ __ ] uh thanks also was today Carbonite yeah God damn it I got to figure out a way to better organize my shitty laptop how about that uh carbonite.com use the code word JRE and get your free trial plus two free bonus months with your subscription that's carbonite.com and the offer code is JRE and of course thanks to on it.com that's o n niit t use the code name Rog save 10% off any and all supplements all right we'll be back tomorrow lot of [ __ ] going on folks lots to come lots of cool people next week as well and in the future we got Cliffy B coming we got Stefon molu we got a lot of uh very interesting uh guests ladies and gentlemen and we're looking forward to talking and you you know whatever listening I guess I don't know keep your clothes on keep your [ __ ] together we'll see you soon enjoy it enjoy it simple m