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doing that for a living the only people that are doing it are being exploited but that you know it gets down to a really weird personal freedom issue because there's some people that actually want to do that so who's to say and it's a weird one because if people like watching it and people want to do it like what's wrong with it like what exactly is wrong what's what what is really wrong if people want to have sex but nobody wants other people to watch what's real what is that really about yeah i mean people do want to do it yeah yeah well it's it's all it's weird when you tell someone what they can and can't do it's weird because then it gets to like hmm why can't you make a porn why can't you like what is wrong with watching people [ __ ] is there is it a is it dangerous like what's going on are people getting harmed why how come everyone's watching it how come billions and billions of people are watching but we're still pretending that somehow or another it's like a negative force it seems like it seems like it's like an integrated part of our world right i think there's this uh misconception about women you know being forced to do what they're doing and they're not enjoying themselves but really uh i i don't think that's true and also i think a lot of porn watchers are women a lot more than we'd think wow that's a strong statement i agree with her yeah i totally agree well you're both freaks you should be together i think i think it's probably the majority of are men but i think more women probably watch today than ever before right it's a strange thing you know the idea behind it is very strange that it's such a taboo subject for people people that have uh that you know we're living in a sexually repressed yeah oh for sure yeah and uniquely so it's uniquely so because of all of our access to information we we're still like sort of riding on the ripples of the puritans that first settled here like the ripples of their way of thinking has sort of uh still to this day influenced like a lot of the tone of the country it's very strange yeah the entire like
entertainment industry just sells sex because they know that it's kind of this mystique for us because we have been so sexually repressed for so long i mean compared to other countries i guess europe it's so [ __ ] different i mean i was watching braveheart on tv and they blurred out people's asses when they're mooning the camera but then they show people's heads being like beat up against a rock so it's like why are we able to see someone's brain being smashed in but we can't see an ass yeah it's very weird it's weird how you know you could have just incredible violence in a movie and that's fine but it's the sex we draw the line we draw a really distinct line do you remember there was a movie a while back called i think it was called brown bunny it was uh vincent gallo and him and chloe you know that girl actually had a sex scene in the film you can't play it because it's don't even try to play it brian because it's actually sucks they the they she actually gave him oral sex oh wow yeah and it was like and people got mad at him they were like furious that they put that in the film like i remember reading this like really angry review by this guy and he was actually angry at gallo for doing this and making him watch this scene this lewd act but it's it's a [ __ ] weird thing where we have where it's like as a society like that is the line right you do that behind but it's [ __ ] reality yeah you can you make out in a movie you can fake [ __ ] right but no real [ __ ] the weirdest thing to me is the softcore porn though yeah that's [ __ ] weird how weird would it be to be a software porn actor i had a friend who did that i had a friend who did that and uh him and this girl were like naked in bed and you know they're doing the scene together and they're doing it for a while and uh in the middle of it she goes you can [ __ ] me if you really want to and he goes nah that's okay so he's just got to get paid way more it was i don't know what his motivation was
i suspect he didn't want his [ __ ] to be seen but the um you know the idea behind it so it's a very weird thing we just like watching people have sex yeah but it's taboo but yes billion dollar business right but it's not really it's like it seems like the business has uh been unfairly ignored as far as like the economic impact of the industry or on the the internet on the industry because if you look at the ebitda economic impact of like on the music industry it's really substantial illegal downloads like really was it became a huge issue right but with pornography like you no one talks about it no one cares who pays for porn now exactly well there's still websites where you know people make money and there's there's so many people out there all a guy has to do is get fixated on one girl and you know she just sticks dildos inside of her all week and she's making bank but the reality is it's like the the actual like buying of the dvds was like a big thing for them and all that went away and now they get like pay-per-view from like hotels and stuff but i'm sure that must be diminished by the internet as well since there's so many other options i don't know but it's ill it's illegitimate it's like treated as illegitimate it's weird because it's it's uncle it's clearly a gigantic economic force like the need to beat off like it's gigantic but yet it's ignored as far as like you know like if banks can fail you know we have to prop them up if general motors is going under we have to save them we're saving jobs but if porn starts to go under everybody's like taxpayers but it was so inflated it was so inflated to begin with really the porn industry people were getting paid ridiculous amounts of money for just you know like 10 minutes sex scenes right but what's wrong with that i don't think that's a bad thing i think um it's it's what the market allowed i mean they were very valuable then but it the digital aspect of their creations so the ones and zeros it could be like replicated at you know for as long as they want that's where things get weird because once you have that it's like oh
well i don't have to make a copy of it so it's not like an actual dvd like you could just download it and you can get it in seconds that must have just crippled the business because you used to have to go buy a physical dvd and if you wanted porn that's how you got your porn that was like for the longest time there was a store that i used to go to in santa monica it was this um video store it was like half porn it was like they had a couple [ __ ] like braveheart or some [ __ ] like yeah here's mad max stupid but most of it was porn this was like in the early 90s and did you just be a bunch of dudes walking around there shifty not breathing too heavy trying to get out of there as quick as they could and then the rest of it was like a [ __ ] ghost town because nobody wants to go to the one video store that's mostly porn right well the best is when they have their rooms there it's like do you really know porn store and jerk off for some people they have nowhere else to go for some people they have nowhere else to go right also for some people they get to freak on and doing something that's forbidden in some weird seedy way like there's something about going to a pete booth that just excites people my friend i had a friend who used to smoke crack and and go to a pete booth that was his thing he would he lived in new york he was a pool hustler and one of his fun things to do would be to smoke crack and go to peep booths so what is a peat booth like you just get like a glimpse of someone dancing it's either one of two things i guess some of them are like videos you can go and watch videos and they would like watch videos and beat off and then the other ones are like actual people like people would be like behind glass and you know you would talk to them like you walk in they're sitting down behind like a plexiglas thing and then they do things for you me and eddie f went to that one place in san francisco that's where i was my first time where i touched the walls and it was wet and oh jesus son yeah oh [ __ ] that yeah it's so dark in there too you can't even see the walls yeah they got beads and [ __ ] that you have to
walk through it's so it's [ __ ] weird the whole idea is weird you're allowed to masturbate there though they're telling you that right they don't they can't really say that that's what happens it's like one of those things where they know you're going to beat off but they can't say hey come on in and beat off because then it becomes like a public health issue i think like people just shooting fluids all over the place yeah it's like and not only that they don't just don't want to let you know that you can do that just so just just to keep whatever you know like to keep people from taking it to the next level because if you tell people that they can do it then people you know they're like well how come i can't sell it you know they get you know what i mean like nobody's like happy with the the status quo they always want to continue to push it so if you tell people they can beat off in there they're just probably going to be [ __ ] each other and they're probably going to go crazy they're going to do they're going to want to have sex there and then we tell them that's okay then they're going to want to kill people the decline in porn at least has raised the quality of the prostitute though so we should just you know think about that for a second well that's another weird thing i read an article where a girl who was a uh it was a really it's a very smart article about a girl who used to be a porn star and then became a prostitute and she was saying that it's just there's not much difference between being on the set and being in a brothel you know it's just like there's no cameras where you know you just you're just having sex and sometimes you don't want to have sex with that person you just do it because that's your job and i was like wow it's weird that we like that's a that's a real issue like you you like you tell someone that someone's a prostitute and that person's like oh my goodness you you go to like there's that website that's illegal i mean yeah that that luxury companion website have you ever heard of that no what's that it's this uh high quality prostitute website but the sad thing is
if you go through it it's all porn stars like you're all like man i can actually have sex with her that's crazy well that's a sweet deal if you're a fan yeah yeah it's not like you know you could for ten thousand dollars or twenty thousand dollars could go play basketball with michael jordan right you know he's like [ __ ] i'm busy but if you're a fan of one of those gals have sex with them yeah that's got to be really weird to be a dude who's like super obsessed and for the girl wow what a crazy chance it's one thing to meet strangers but to meet strangers who are sexually obsessed with you and get to have sex with you for money like whoo that's a strange energy exchange right there that's some high level [ __ ] guys should do that too like why aren't we john white what are we doing and we're like the shy ones like oh no men yeah well it's it's looked down upon in both sides as soon as money's involved it's like money and sex for some reason did not any time it's connected whether it's a gigolo or whether it's a girl prostitute it's like terrible it's awful like you're connecting money and sex money and everything else is cool you know money and competition sex to sell everything yeah did you guys hear about that dude who killed a prostitute and use the self-defense thing and he got off because he said that she stole money from him and she didn't she didn't actually [ __ ] him so then he was able to get off on self defense in some weird [ __ ] up law in the state saying it was like one of those stand your ground things except he was like you stole my money and didn't deliver the goods so i can kill you oh my god wait a minute what status is i want to say texas but i don't what's the story how long ago was the story just say dude kills prostitute oh my god you know the article's gonna get that's probably more more hits on google than baseball bat in the ass guy kills prostitute or baseball batman gets off yeah i went to i went to look once uh just as because i didn't believe it was true someone told me there was a video of a young girl with a baseball batner rump and you said
i went for the google but when when you go for the google search the numbers are insane i'm gonna i'm gonna do it let's see what the recent one is baseball bat and ass david our friend dana she's a sweetie um let's see what how many hits okay you ready for this yeah five million nine hundred thousand results oh jeez wow whoa what up do not choose images because the first photo that comes up is the worst grossest image i've seen oh dude jesus what the [ __ ] is that what is that someone being rude someone being rude i don't know let's say it's not let's hope it's not yikes yeah whoops and then it's like how did we get stuck in this abby you you it's your fault or something immediately looking up there's my back in the ass yeah oh it's because of her painting we started talking about porn oh yeah yeah that's right it's your fault but look how good women used to look that was the playboy that was a playboy from this like the 70s women looked pretty good today true i just like everybody's good natural boobs yeah um more voluptuous i think they're gonna have within our lifetimes uh a different workaround for that and it'll be a biological workaround they'll have something where you can actually grow a breast your breasts will grow larger i really think that's going to happen yeah i think there's going to be all sorts of weird genetic changes over the next few decades the stuff that they're working on right now i talked to ray kurzweil he told me that they're working on artificial blood cells that allow you to hold your breath under water for four hours sweet you could just hop in the water hop in a tank of water ankle and because of these artificial blood cells are so efficient that you would have enough oxygen where you'd hold your breath for four hours that's like he thinks within our lifetime that's awesome it's mind blowing [ __ ] yeah yeah so i think like boobs is gonna be an easy one yeah that's gonna be easy they're just gonna give you the boob bug
you know it's like like a version of the flu you get sick and your tits grow like monsters that's what's going to happen they're probably going to be no ugly people in 100 years everyone's going to be super engineered genetic looking dr manhattan men and every woman is going to be like the perfect sex pot they're gonna they're gonna have that down there's gonna be no like you why would you do why would you have bad teeth when you could just brush you know it's gonna be like that simple right like did you go to the gene place yeah what do you wanna like trust random chance and what your body's like what are you [ __ ] crazy you want to trust random chance and one of the most important things as far as like social currency we all agree that like beautiful people have like this amazing power they have an amazing power to get people's attention they have like you meet a like a big tall handsome man with a perfect face and you just you just go wow he's here right you know it's it's totally natural it's a complete natural thing for human beings to do but it's [ __ ] weird it's a lottery and how much would that [ __ ] up with the social order though if everyone oh it's gonna throw it into the toilet it's gonna be a goddamn mess we're gonna not it's like how people are lazy because we don't have to go chase quail to eat we just go to [ __ ] jack-in-the-box and get a chicken sandwich it's [ __ ] easy it takes three minutes and it's already cooked you know you give him some paper and you're done with it but i think that it's gonna be much along the same lines like we're lazy in that it doesn't take much to get us fed so most people just sort of skate by in life there's no like real desperation of fear of not feeding in this country at least you know for some people it's a struggle but one day it's gonna get to the point where that's the way it is with everything it's going to be that's the way it is with your looks you're going to be able to just look like whatever you want there's going to be people that don't even look like people like that's people are definitely going to want to look like dinosaurs like people that are like furries and [ __ ] like that if they could like genetically alter humans to be like a dinosaur type person and change your body yeah and
then you have that now eat goats and [ __ ] kill them with your face people would sign up yeah no doubt right there'd probably be a huge counterculture of just dinosaur like a thousand years from now if the you know if we died off and then people in the future came back and and dissected our skeletons and found remnants of like silicon and they're like what the [ __ ] were people just like inserting silicon packets in their body and an ab implants you know that that exists now i can't imagine i have one of those imagine just getting like a shield just underneath your skin because you're like i don't want to [ __ ] try to do crunches well i think it's a surgery um i might be wrong but i think what the ab thing is is they sort of like suture it in to create permanent six-pack indentations so it's like just like i'm not i'm talking [ __ ] i watched a special on it but i was barely paying attention because i was like do some crunches you lazy [ __ ] and i changed the channel i was like that's so ridiculous you're gonna get fake abs right dudes get fake calves have implants yeah yeah if you have skinny calves i guess because that's one thing i look at a man i'm like dude he doesn't have big enough calves well what happens i think with uh the bodybuilder type gentlemen is the same thing that happens to anorexics i think it's been pretty much proven is that they have a distorted opinion of how they look like some of those big bodybuilder dudes they don't they don't like they won't expose their body they cover it up they have like blankets and [ __ ] they wear everywhere and they wear like four or five sweaters like it's weird like they don't show their body they they feel small and they wear a lot of layers sometimes and some of these guys are [ __ ] mountains like human mountains but they're wearing like two sweatshirts and a t-shirt over that and you know it's almost like they want to like yeah it's they get crazy some of them can get and it's not all of them obviously but you can get crazy and so they look at their calves and like [ __ ] deuce have a little calf and then just stuff some shoehorns in there pop them [ __ ] out i mean i don't know
who the first guy was who went for it it's like i'm [ __ ] tired of my [ __ ] [ __ ] i saw some like mtv special on it like 10 years ago this little like [ __ ] squirrely kid on the beach and then afterward he's like everyone's looking at my calves it's like yeah cause they look [ __ ] huge compared to the rest of your body why are they so big have you seen this uh there's doughnutting people are getting donuts put in their their head i've seen that it's saline what it is that goes away yeah it goes away yeah that's why they do it it's um they pump they actually inject saline in their forehead and then they like put like a little indentation with their finger that sticks people are so strange did you hear about that some woman who was this beautiful model in korea and then she got she just injected like her face with a bunch of olive oil and [ __ ] yeah she couldn't they would not give her any more plastic surgery now she looks insane yeah it was cooking oil she was awful injecting cooking oil into her face poor girl i know yeah the human mind is so [ __ ] complex it's so strange because it's like it seems like most of your life is almost like a balancing act it's a balancing act of happiness and friendships and laughter and accomplishments and not losing your mind along the way but for a lot of folks somewhere in that dance is just too much and they just go towards lose your mind at full steam ahead and then they're sticking needles and cooking oil in their face or we've all seen the the one actress that like will not stop [ __ ] with her face until they become like almost like hideous or or pitiful you know when you look at them you have pity you're like oh no what did she do this thing to her face it's a very strange aspect of of the human being is that every now and then you take like what looks like a totally normal person who's like keeping it together for a long time and then one day and off to crazy town i just [ __ ] can't keep it together anymore i give up i'm just [ __ ]
running and it's so [ __ ] obvious too when they they overdo the plastic surgery because everyone just looks exactly alike it's [ __ ] creepy well it's it's you know what it is you get delusional and you think it's going to fix i had hair transplants yeah i had my first one i think when i was like 26. i had three of them why why so young just because my hair was falling out i was [ __ ] freaking out i was freaking out my hair was falling out because i was on tv too and i was making a living like as an actor at the time on news radio and i was like oh my god my [ __ ] hair is falling out i knew it was falling out for a while i saved it though with the minoxidil and the minoxidil was hanging in there but after a while it was like it was still falling out and i was like i gotta do something about it i should have never done anything i should have shaved my head from the beginning and so whenever kids ask me online like dudes ask me i'm [ __ ] freaking out i'm only 18 i'm losing my hair shave it [ __ ] just deal with that just just accept the fact that you don't have any hair did the hair plugs look bad it didn't look good yeah like i never looked at my hair and went yeah it was always like like oh i guess i got hair up there now whatever but you know the way they do it is like a single thing you know like it's not like the old way of doing it but they take a big strip of hair so i have this like big scar in the back of my head like a smile for the rest of my life but i'd rather have that like first of all it's a good public service announcement like if you're thinking about doing this just look at my head don't do it just shave your head and then the other thing is that it it's it's almost like what you're doing is it's a screw ball thing like it seems like it might work a little but then as you start doing to go why wait wait isn't there options is there another and the other option is just let it be what the [ __ ] it is and stop freaking out that's the other option there's always the best option rather than getting knocked unconscious and they take a chunk of meat out of the back your head and drill [ __ ] holes in there and implant those it's nuts oh yeah jason what's his name jason alex
jason alexander i think yeah he wanted to go back in time just like 10 years so it kind of looks like he was about to go bald see why would you just make it more realistic wow yeah he got um he got like a super cool hair piece i guess yeah it's kind of weird because like if a chick wears a wig it's like you know no biggie you know like when madonna would wear wigs or when lady gaga would wear some crazy wigs like nobody tripped but if a dude's wearing a wig there's something was that right went a little too far is that really too far that's beautiful it's real i would love it if he did that if he gave up on dying his hair like imagine if he was all white like that for real so he gives up on dying his hair and then he just has a crazy white hair he just goes for it like i would actually sorcerer totally respect that like a sorcerer michael bolton yeah hey whatever man that's what the dude wants to look like but for me i can tell you that it was a big mistake on my part and it was one that i made in getting hair transplants out of insecurity because i was young and i was you know thinking like oh i'm not going to have a career i'm going to be a bald loser you know like that's what i was thinking that's what society drills into us yeah and if you and if you want to have a solution to something you go research it and at the time i always there's very little internet too so it wasn't as easy to research things but you know you talk do you find like a doctor who doesn't you talk to them and they they show you photos and you're like oh this is going to work oh boy i'm going to fix my hair and the next thing you know what am i doing this stupid [ __ ] and i guarantee you probably most women that wind up doing something wrong whether it's a lip thing or a nose thing where they're like oh christ yeah and they look it in the mirror and they're like what the [ __ ] did i just do and then you could try to fix it like i've heard of girls that have had squirrels girls where that came from girls that have had too many nose jobs
and they have to get like cartilage removed from from the rib and then they recreate the nose yeah i talked to this guy that told me about this operation that they had to do that is she was in her 20s too she'd had too many nose jobs already and she'd ruin her nose and her nose michael jackson dude i mean i know he's a yeah yeah this girl had like a hair well her nose apparently like started to like go in after the bone and like it's like it's kind of sunken because there wasn't any cartilage there to support the rest of the nose yeah it's weird man it's weird some people just have bigger noses and they just gotta deal with that it's alrighty it's gonna be okay you know i saw michael jackson impersonator on hollywood and vine last night with like a little kid in a candy shop i was like this is a ridiculous moment in time like whose kid is this i also got robbed you got robbed yeah whoa what happened i got like bum rushed by like a crowd and then they just must have lifted my wallet right out of my purse no way that was crazy so they just ran into you and like bumped into your bag and you didn't notice it yeah and i was like how the [ __ ] am i gonna fly apparently you don't need an id to fly you just need to go they're like we need to put you through like 20 security tests so come to the airport two hours early i was like god damn it they're getting them last year yeah yeah have you ever had that happen before where you get like roughly frisked no but i have uh gotten yelled at by a tsa agent because i didn't want to go through the body scanner and he was like what are you a celebrity he's like only celebrities don't want to go through the body scanner and i was like why i was like this is crazy that you're talking to me like this like what the [ __ ] this is nuts yeah it's an option isn't it yeah yeah he was just like totally demeaning me like in front of everyone why celebrities why would celebrities not want to go throw up the new one's like a radio one like yeah why would you want to get molested i mean well it's i've never had it happen to me
everyone has always been pleasant with me but uh graham hancock uh who's been on the podcast several times he's a good friend he went through one and he said this dude like just was aggressively sexual with him like grabbing his his body like it felt like he was being molested like i shouldn't say aggressively sexual but he grabbed his [ __ ] and the whole thing i mean like he said it felt like he was getting raped like obviously not as extreme but you know it's like a form of a violation and he was really shocked by it and he wrote about it he was shocked enough that he didn't just let it go he sat down and wrote some stuff about it well there was just this report that came out that said that there's so many more cases of malfeasance and misconduct in the tsa than any other government i mean this is like 20 times more and so there was this investigation done to find out why is there so much [ __ ] like crimes happening like robbery um sexual abuse and stuff and it was and basically this representative figured out that they don't really do background checks oh my gosh and they're just kind of skipping through this huge uh you know you think that you would so basically they're hiring uh pedophiles and child molesters is what they found out what yeah no way well not nice people too we should say that i've met a lot of really nice people at the tsa and people you [ __ ] go over and chill relax i'm just saying i'm just trying to in the interest of fairness i know some of them are just folks that needed a job and that's that's the reality of the situation graham hancock got molested he did a little bit well you know it's it's a thing where i think that it can be pretty well argued that there needs to be some form of security but it's also a thing that is much like many other public service jobs is that it should be really respected and it should be something you're paid well for and should be a difficult job to acquire and i think it's a matter of priorities and if we shifted those priorities that we could make a sizable change in the way the whole thing is run if you made it so that people were first of all made it so that those those jobs are a little bit more difficult to come by and
that the people that do do it do back get background checks and it's a really good job to get with excellent benefits so they don't feel left out or [ __ ] or disenfranchised right it's something that's worth and it's also worth adhering to a certain code of conduct because it's a really good job you know i think when you have a job that's well you know what the [ __ ] yeah they're probably just getting paid like [ __ ] minimum wage i think we're a little more abolished i think it's a use useless agency well how do you think that you should do security like we did before 9 11. tsa was totally created in the wake of 9 11. it's a totally new government agency just like the department of homeland security and just i mean think about it the hijackers brought on what knives like you can still bring those in this guy jonathan corbett basically exposed the fact that you can just create an insulin pocket and bring in whatever the [ __ ] you want through these body scanners so they really have like a huge security breach so but when you go back to why the body scanners are complicated like an insulin pocket that's like silver or something oh so it has to be a type of material yeah and you can carry anything through oh wow yeah but i mean the reason that the body scanners were implemented in the first place because michael michael chertoff was uh tied up with rapist scan which is also the name of the body scanner right rapiscan is it really rapid scan but i call it you imagine that really was the name and then they they brought in the government was like really like yep that's what we need listen i got a patent it's the rapist i got a patent i'm not changing the [ __ ] name you guys just said adamant some crazy multi-millionaire guy who just was nuts so yeah this guy was was running the dhs and he uh he was tied up with the lobbying firm and profiting off these body scanners and so they just put them in all the airports and they don't even really work even israel the israeli government was like we're not going to use those because they don't work like
they're not going to stop terrorism so they're totally pointless uh it's just like a money-making scam wow yeah well but here's the question before 9 11 they did something right they went through radar detectors you went through just the regular metal detectors right and they still they x-rayed your luggage no i don't know i think they did yeah i feel like they did didn't they seemed like they did but yeah they did so um between then uh and now it's just gotten more complicated is that what the idea is well they just you know they want to dehumanize this as much as possible to make flying the worst [ __ ] thing in the world so now you have to take off your shoes the liquid thing is completely absurd that was based on something that was totally it wasn't fake but it was like these mentally unstable people who were trying to mix liquid explosives it wasn't even going to work it was like totally pointless they weren't even able to do it so then they just punish everyone by making everyone put little liquids in bags and it's just ridiculous maybe they found like a proof of concept after that that like yeah somebody could go on someone's shampoo bottle full with c4 that looks like conditions and now you can't bring snow globes on snow globes i just saw that in a little those little things that you shake like a paper weight i didn't was there a snow globe terrorist that i missed like someone trying to listen if someone was coming at me and they were trying to get crazy i could [ __ ] you up with a snow globe so imagine a pitcher yeah a really good baseball pitcher and a snow globe oh my god you're a dead man he's gonna kill you with that thing it could be used as a weapon but now the tsa is actually taking it so [ __ ] far man they i just saw this video where this woman comes back from her trip she gets her car and there's a little note in her car that says tsa inspected your car while you were gone yeah i saw that too apparently it's a local jurisdiction uh thing they can the the local uh it's not a tsa thing it's a local security for the parking lot and the tsa yeah in various districts i think has very different ways of uh
approaching these type of situations but if they choose to for some reason i think it was like a valet car she validated her car and for what whatever reason they chose to search it but i don't think no warning i think what they're saying is it's not a tsa policy i think that was the request the um um the the response to it that it wasn't tsa policy that was a local thing that someone did so that's not something they plan on doing but it could have been something they were like testing the waters and then people freak out and they're like we ain't even doing that after the woman complained they were like no no we have a sign up and she was like that sign wasn't here before it's like we're going oh really inspect your car yeah oh did she say that didn't exist yeah wow well i want to know who to believe there that gets weird right i wish i knew yeah but still even if there is a sign if you're not told hey we're going to search your car you got to be real specific about it can't just have a sign oh i might look through your [ __ ] yeah you're like oh you didn't read everything in this entire office before you gave the valet dude your keys yeah i might steal your change sorry it's and i have to say the tsa is just so i mean it's it's grown so much it's such a waste of money i just think i mean what what have we done really with the tsa well the the argument i would say um i don't disagree with you but the argument i would say if i was you know doing the counterpoint was like think about how many lives we've saved think how many terrorist attacks were stopped think how many people did not try things because they thought they would never get through the infinite matrix that is the tsa that's all hypothetical you're right you're right it is hypotheticals but a certain point in time you know is it hypothetical that if you didn't have vitamin c you would get scurvy see where i'm going with this i'm not going anywhere folks relax i don't believe a word i'm saying um i hear you i know what you're saying but i think that there should probably be some form of security just with the reality of the world that we live in i
don't [ __ ] trust people that much i don't trust people to i just feel like if there was no security at all i would have to like have a lot more faith in our society let's go back to what it was before it was totally fine what is it before though do you know the specifics yeah i don't know if it was like it wasn't a private contractor i mean i think it was government agents but it was just very uh it wasn't like a huge multi-billion dollar wasteful agency that is just like is it just one of those things where and i'm obviously not a politician nor do i really even understand politics but is it one of those things where when jobs get created and a business gets created it behooves them to enhance that business and spread that business and make that business larger whether that business is chick-fil-a or that business is the tsa once it's an actual business so it's not a government agency oh it's a business it's a private business that's where things are always going to get weird because as soon as you can profit and like it's not just the state profits no no individuals profit and they have motivation and then they also can have things called lobbyists and they could spend a shitload of money to try to get laws pushed by that make their business more profitable and make more what that's crazy that's where it gets crazy well you can't differentiate anymore between the corporatists and the actual government employees so it's hard to tell it's like it sounds like you're calling for socialism though that's what i'm hearing i'm hearing a bunch of [ __ ] anti-capitalist nonsense why it wasn't for capitalism which is so true if it wasn't for capitalism we wouldn't have [ __ ] you know communism doesn't work you can't get people to work unless you give them a reward if you want cool [ __ ] you want a samsung phone you want to be able to watch tv on a big screen it's flat you get it someone's going to make that okay you're not going to do it and capitalism is the only way that [ __ ] gets done if the whole world is communist and socialist that stuff doesn't probably get made why are those our only two options though my
question because i think there's a lot of flaws in capitalism too you're so right what we need i think is some sort of moralism capitalism you know not just not not capitalism not communism but moralism and ethicalism and something where it's just like can we figure this out it seems like this can all be worked out like we don't have to like live like one person has to die so that all may live like it's 2 000 a [ __ ] 13 already people that's what kills me like i could just i see the potential that we have and we're just [ __ ] squandering it yeah it's like what the [ __ ] we know that we can have clean energy we know that we can have this we know that we can live compatibly and harmoniously like with the earth but we're just [ __ ] raping pillaging [ __ ] i mean i think i think it's a flaw in capitalism to see what happens monopolies form and then it buys out governments and is it a flaw though or is it almost like a built-in mechanism designed to encourage movement it's all it's almost like the the way that things really get done because you need some incredibly greedy [ __ ] if this is the trend that's designed within capitalism then isn't that [ __ ] yes it's definitely [ __ ] but the question is is it this way because this is the most efficient way to move this thing forward this is the most efficient way to continue to produce new technological innovations to continue to push our ability to access information whether it's like willingly given up through the internet or whether they're watching your cell phones like that all of it is kind of connected well it's interesting because we hear a lot you know um you need reward you need value you need people competing and that otherwise you won't have innovation you won't have these new technologies but i look at it you know we had innovations 20 years ago that cars can run on water but the car industry bought out and pat this patent and this you see this across the board so we actually see uh technologies being stifled because of the capitalist model that we live in this vulture capitalism where they're monopolizing all these industries and preventing technology from arising so
that water car thing is totally true oh yeah yeah i had heard the electric car remember who killed the electric car yes i heard about the water thing on opie and anthony they were talking about how the guy who created died of a heart attack and he was he had a meeting with two men and he ran out of the restaurant screaming they poisoned me and then died of a heart attack yes oh my god yeah see if you guys can see if you can find that story because uh opi and anthony were talking about it it sounded like a [ __ ] scene in a movie like the guy like yelled they poisoned me and ran out and had a either heart attack or a stroke i can't remember my memory [ __ ] uh but it's um my memory is actually excellent for a human but there's just too much to remember yeah that's true so i think i think that we can reinvent the wheel here i think that we can advance humanity and our collective consciousness to a point where we can like figure out a different way instead of reverting back to these old paradigms of like communism or capitalism and the way that we know i mean can't we recreate something we we know what exists we have the ability to intercommunicate within the entire planet the technology is growing exponentially i just think that we can do better than what we've seen i think you're totally right i think we need to learn as human beings we need to learn how to manage our humanity and there's a lot of things that we're going to have to take into consideration when you start talking about that kind of stuff and one of them is that people have a desire for competition they just do they always have and that has to be squelled in some form whether you should take up a game that you enjoy or get involved in sports or in martial arts or a good example or some form of discipline that allows you to like blow off energy and and blow off this competitive design that you have inside of you that sort of has allowed human beings to get to this point in the first place i mean we didn't survive for tens of thousands of years because we
weren't intent on survival at all costs and one of that one of the costs is competition it's a part of what what's made us a human being it's a part of why we're here and i think that when people get involved in anything whether it's a corporate thing or whether it's a competition in a game or a team there's this desire to do better than those you're competing against like if you talk to people that are business people and they they'll talk about their competitors we're [ __ ] kicking it right down their throat they're like very aggressive about [ __ ] when you get guys alone they start talking about how well they're doing against the competition yeah they close down three of their stores and like they start getting like real excited about conquering [ __ ] and it's it's it's that mimicked that this this genetic thing i think that's like almost been incorporated into our our dna because it's been so responsible for getting people to this point like you have to crack eggs in order to make an omelet there had to be a bunch of crazy [ __ ] to get us to rise from apes with sticks to driving a car and to do it all so fast it there had to be a lot of chaos involved in doing that but we should be able to recognize that now and go whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay everybody catch your breath it took us a long [ __ ] time to get here but let's look at why we got here this is what this was what motivated us you see all this we just wanted to breed we want to make sure we have children make sure that we stop the barbarian hordes from coming over from the next town over if we can just all agree to not be [ __ ] none of that's gonna happen we can all talk now okay this isn't like you speak german and i don't understand dutch and he's chinese no no no no everybody pretty knows what the [ __ ] pretty much knows what the [ __ ] everybody else is saying so everybody just chill let's all can we agree to chill okay let's check it out now let's figure out this [ __ ] resource thing there's a natural resource thing that it seems like it's all of ours okay why do other people get to keep that and how come the people that get to keep that
keep wanting to go to war and control [ __ ] let's you know i know it sounds a little radical but maybe you guys are kind of being [ __ ] by controlling all the oil isn't it the earth's not you sucking it out of holes in the ground like what it's [ __ ] fascinating that we're just wasting all of this magical resource that takes billions of years to compound in the earth and we're just blowing it kind of [ __ ] but it makes for awesome cars it does but we can save it yeah it's a stupid thing i've said before that i think what they're gonna do is eventually come up with some sort of a bacteria that eats carbon dioxide in the air and they're going to release it like a moth like like a colony of moss in the air it's going to chew through all the pollution then it's going to mutate yeah that's going to mutate don't bring up chemtrails please please don't bring up chemtrails chemtrail believers i love you i feel you i used i probably could have been one of you okay but i read a couple of articles along the way just don't i'm not a [ __ ] geo engineer and i'm i'm not a new world order person either all right i'm not the illuminati stop well i just haven't met one i haven't seen one pilot who's i mean if the if they were spraying chemicals on us and the government was doing this around the world every day don't you think that some pilot would have come out and said like i don't know yo you know who knows why would he spray his own family you know and like it's yeah it's a very non-specific way to poison the world i'm already getting enough poison i i don't um but it has been done the the thing about uh yeah dropping stuff from planes has been done and in fact there was a recent article that was uh it was just published about uh these tests that they did i want to say oh [ __ ] i should look it up but um it was uh they were spraying radioactive waste from from planes yeah they've done a bunch of crazy [ __ ] yeah i mean engineering experiments and cloud seeding and so there is like geoengineering happening in the works but it's not
to the extent of what people yeah i mean look and it's always they like david right and i was about to say yeah they gave the the tuskegee experiment you know they gave those guys syphilis or allowed them to have syphilis and not treat them this is all like that they thing is a real problem because it's not they're not all part of the same group it's people that are [ __ ] that's what it is it's [ __ ] that have done something wrong and when if they're in a position of government it's always they it's like they have done this yeah if someone just asked me last night they said you know do you believe in the new world order the illuminati and stuff and i said well i think that it's giving them too much credit it's also taking away people's agency to be like there's this you know unknowable group controlling everything behind the shadows it's like no we know who these [ __ ] are you they're they're hidden in plain sight it's the board of directors of all the most powerful corporations in the world i mean these are the people who are yeah running [ __ ] this is a fact okay that in the 1950s and this is uh this is often yahoo news this is this is widely reported throughout the internet which means everything throughout the internet i don't know what's true i don't know it's true i'm not a researcher yeah yeah we got one there oh wow bam we're like [ __ ] genie's here james this woman says that um she lost her baby when her father died she was a baby rather when her father died inks was inexplicably in 1955 and she watched four siblings die of cancer and she survived cervical cancer upon learning that the army conducted secret chemical tests in her impoverished st louis neighborhood in the height of the cold war she wanders of her own governments to blame in the mid 1950s and again a decade later the army used motorized blowers atop low-income housing and high-rise at schools and from the backs of station wagons to send a potentially dangerous compound into the already hazy air and predominantly black areas of saint louis local officials will we're told at the time that the government was testing a smoke screen that could shield saint louis from aerial observation in case
the russians attack wow but in 1994 the government said that the tests were part of a biological weapons program and st louis was chosen because it bore some resemblance to russian cities that the u.s might attack holy [ __ ] the materials being sprayed with zinc cadmium sulfide a fine fluorescent powder oh my god that's horrible horrifying that's so scary there's just no accountability for any of the [ __ ] that's to the top and i'm sure these people got like a very little payout but they've just watched all their family die but it's so scary it's terrible and here's but here's the thing for the chemtrail folks this is real this is real and when you're looking at a lot of things that may or may not be what you think they are it's really important to find out what is real right it's really important and if you're not sure if something is just a jet engine creating an artificial cloud because it's passing through condensation or if it's the government spraying you if you call one or the other it becomes a problem for all of the information absolutely it dilutes the real argument which is the fact that there's tons of or or even just the jet fuel of just planes in general the jet fuel thing is crazy and that's something that we we figured out on the shows that ninety three thousand plain flights a day fly worldwide ninety three thousand it's insane it's incredible and there was a study done um after 9 11 which is really fascinating and it's kind of funny because it was in cnn this is long before the chemtrail thing either it's a cnn article from 2002 and it was talking about how the temperature shifted because of the fact that there was no contrails in the sky and that these contrails and it referred to them as the artificial clouds created by jet planes that these contrails had been cooling the earth the difference was a couple of degrees i don't know how the [ __ ] they can tell whether or not that couple degrees variance is just natural because things vary right all the time as far as temperature but in this article they
were trying to attribute it to the fact that there was no contrails in the sky which is fascinating that's crazy i mean to me there's no causal connection to the heavy metals corrosive metals found in the in the water than it is to sprain i mean we have no connection at all and that's like the only evidence people can keep showing me is they're just like look at you know barium and aluminum is found in this in the water and i'm like dude we're [ __ ] polluting the whole earth i mean water's cyclical like i don't yeah it's well it's weird it's we what we worry about is weird because the chemtrails if the government really was spraying something that is something we should worry about but stop what are the effects i don't feel anything if they are really doing this on a regular basis is they just cooling the water what is exactly going on now let's stop and look at the [ __ ] that we're not paying attention to we're pumping like raw sewage into the ocean like people people are just [ __ ] into the ocean there's there's like boats that are burning diesel fuel there's other boats with giant nets that are killing every [ __ ] fish within its you know whatever stretch they've got these goddamn killer nets set up for just sucking fish out of it throwing plastic in there there's a giant specific garbage patch there's one in the great lakes too there's one in every body of [ __ ] water i saw this ted talk from this woman talking about plastic and she was saying 20 years ago this research team went out [ __ ] hundreds of miles away from the great pacific garbage patch and the fish that they were fishing full of plastic particles and also this guy went down to the bottom of the ocean where they were and it was covered in plastic bags and this was 20 years ago can you imagine how it is now i mean this is the [ __ ] that we should be considering exactly it's it's so this st louis story for the chemtrail folks here's one in your in your corner this is real okay this is real so you are right to distrust any people that could be in a position of power that could possibly profit from doing something that could harm people
you're absolutely right to be paranoid about that um that's that's not what i say when when you know when i talk about these things i just think it's really important to be aware of exactly what's happening yeah it's the same thing with fluoride i think floyd is horrible but it shouldn't be in drinking water but the thing is it's been kind of hijacked into this conspiracy theory that says like it's this vast mind control thing and trying to give everyone brain damage and hitler use it on on the jews and stuff first of all that's not true there's no evidence to back that up but also it's like no it's just a phosphate mineral byproduct that we're just pouring in the water supplies like that's what we should be concerned about that there's a waste product being sold to municipalities and just [ __ ] toxifying our water but isn't the idea that people who use fluorated fluorided what is it fluoridation fluoridated fluoridated sounds wrong um fluoridated water have better teeth like that the ada did an extensive study uh about a decade ago that showed that it was just better hygiene overall that just showed that people just had better hygiene overall but really there's no difference between fluoridated and non-fluoridated areas whoa really so really just topically applying fluoride yes that is you know that helps with tooth decay but ingesting it we're already getting it when we shower when we cook like why are we drinking it too it just doesn't so the idea was history the idea was that the the water having fluoride in it would help with with tooth decay as well as does it do anything else does it kill anything that's the thing it's not even fluoride it's a it's a this thing called hexafluorescelicic acid and it's just a [ __ ] fertilizer byproduct that they've just like it's just this old school collusion between the fertilizer industry and the water industry and it's just based on like a huge propaganda campaign that's saying that fluoride's good for your teeth and we just kind of still believe it it's bizarre there's so many other countries in the world that do not do that at all wow well it's have you ever had like real spring water like right from like a colorado well i just
had distilled water for the first time it tastes like [ __ ] snow you gotta be careful with distilled water it doesn't have any minerals in it because it leaches them fires it for humidifiers yeah there's a process this process i don't know i shouldn't say it takes out all the minerals but i think it takes that most of it's like magnetized yeah my friend aubry actually had a problem because he was drinking it on a regular basis uh you know he wasn't aware of uh the consequences of not having enough minerals and he started getting like his heart was beating too fast he was kind of freaking out like he had a electrolyte imbalance and it was because he was drinking distilled water all the time like you have to have like people think that like salt is bad for you salt is essential look if you eat a pound of it you're dead okay but salt is in it's a huge part of what it is to be a human being you need it that's why they used to go to war for that [ __ ] yeah they used to have salt wars like people kill people for all their salt my friend swears on distilled water he he drinks it every day and he should be careful well it's great the idea is if you uh take it with like some himalayan salt uh something that has a lot of minerals in it or some if as long as he supplements with minerals maybe he'll be okay but it's aubrey i mean he went to a doctor and the doctor told him like you have an imbalance here what are you doing why are you drinking the water that you put in irons are you humidifier the humidifier is a funny word yeah that's uh you got to be careful but yeah the fluoride thing is just it's just one of those things that no one will even address they're like oh what do you think fluoride's bad too you're like well no you just should really you're right even it's good i just don't want to be mass medicated against my will like why do we need this in our water right and it's also i'm sure it probably does some weird [ __ ] to your skin too yeah hot water with fluoride when you get an excess of fluoride it gives you fluorosis which eats away the enamel of your teeth so you see the yellow [ __ ] like yeah so it's the opposite yeah it
actually and so think about what that's doing to your bones if you get an excess of fluoride oh i never thought so okay is this hippie [ __ ] no dude that's really funny though the way you said that no dude that's exactly what someone who's telling hippie [ __ ] says no bro come on cuz come on yo dude i read that [ __ ] on glenn beck's website i swear i saw on the internet this legitimate [ __ ] on the coming for us that fluoridated in our water i heard abby martin talk bad knowledge about that on our team lots of research done lots of research though government is it is it one of those things where like someone just started getting paid for bringing fluoride and then the fluoride is just a part of life now yeah the aluminum industry needed to get rid of their byproducts they were they launched this propaganda campaign it was like in the 50s and it was just this old school thing that was we didn't really understand that we can just have better hygiene by brushing our teeth now yeah people did have [ __ ] up teeth how do they purify water like when like if if they use what do they use they use chlorine or something like that what chemicals are these they're okay from the phosphate mining so they they take it and they just like they capture the water that's escaping in these giant scrubbers and then they just sell it like i don't [ __ ] know what they do to purified i hope to god that they're doing something to purify it no i mean but i'm sorry i should rephrase what i meant was uh when if you like say if you get water out of the faucet yeah you go this foster right now you get a glass of water they're doing something in that water right what do they do so purification chlorine chlorine uh we should ask right we should like google this yeah well what's crazy is i just had this interesting uh thing with nestle where they sent us like this lawsuit threat like they're basically threatening to sue us because i criticized their monopolization over the water supply and how they're trying to privatize water who's trying to do this nestle is that what it is i read that i didn't even want to like
actually read the quote because somebody sent it to me on twitter and i looked at it i was like i don't even want to read that that's just like someone this one's gonna be bummed out by this dude crazy dude the c the ex-ceo peter brabeck he's still like uh i don't know he's still highly influential at the company but he came out and said you know it's a food stuff like any other it should be applied to market price we should not like basically just privatize all the water in the world he was like he's like if you think water is a human right you're an extremist i was like that's [ __ ] great and every single matter did you really say that yeah this is probably nestle no this isn't necessary but seriously every single bottled water i've seen is nestle and uh it's terrifying that's terrifying what they're doing they take that dude he needs a hug correct that's ridiculous yeah what a crazy way of looking at the world son that's like so he wants to treat water like oil essentially he wants to [ __ ] what's next air monopolize it yeah well we're trying to do that wasn't someone trying to try to actually sell cans of air because yes wow they do in a hotel in seattle remember oh yeah well that's actually uh oxygen yeah yeah it's like uh pick me up like people think that like you ever go to the oxygen bar they have like those pick-me-up bars i used to have those i went to one once didn't do jack [ __ ] yeah two's windows i was like i just paid 20 bucks and just like the hailstones it gives you heightened awareness i think just eating a carrot i think just thinking that you're doing something that gives you heightened awareness heightens your awareness because you're like cognizant of it like yeah i'm going to really feel what i love that you talk about so much is the placebo effect because this is something that's [ __ ] nuts the fact that we can heal things with our body and people just dismiss it they're like oh that's just the placebo effect you're like that's so [ __ ] crazy that's way crazier than like having medicine that right yeah you're totally right you should be cultivating this so much but also it really begs the question what is what is
the state of our body based on is it based on confidence and feeling and thoughts and the the kind of like ideas that you cultivate or is it actually based on genetics and disease like how much is which way when all of a sudden someone can cure something because they think that i don't know how many instances where that actually takes place the placebo effect might be great gravely exaggerated i don't know i don't know how much has actually been done placebo style but i know that it's big enough that it's occurred enough times where it's it's documentable like people can like refer to it as an actual situation there's a placebo effect that actually does happen so what's going on there i don't know i think that it needs to be cultivated way more we studied way more like i it's just funny that it's kind of this weird thing in science you're like oh it's just a placebo it's like have you thought about what that means though because that's [ __ ] nuts it's it's also it makes you wonder what exactly is really shaping this world like how much of what's shaping this world is thoughts and how much of it is circumstance and how much of it is just random occurrences how much are you steering this thing with your thoughts when you find out that you can fix something that you didn't think you could fix because someone told you they gave you a pill that fixes it then all of a sudden you fix it well think about what stress does to you can you totally it's crazy debilitate you yeah it also makes you you make shitty decisions you do rash things you you yell at people that you shouldn't you like it builds up yeah it's terrible it's terrible it's terrible it's awful but it's weird i saw this documentary about water and there was like this japanese scientist who'd you know put different feelings in different bottles of water a glass of water yeah he froze i don't i mean it's been debunked yeah okay yeah yeah apparently yeah i don't know we'd have to get a debunker on right but then the debunker would get all sorts of hate mail they would never come want to come back again that's what happens if you debunk things man you see this nick mick west the guy was the debunker on our
show he runs metabunk.com so he debunks everything anything that's he finds out what's [ __ ] about something and debunks it he's he's right a staggering amount of times and this guy's just his timeline is just hate hate on twitter people hate when you debunk their [ __ ] hey they so invested in jfk so invested in in everything whether it's lee harvey oswald acted alone or whether it's [ __ ] conspiracy from the grassy knoll whatever it is so this guy's super anti-conspiracy or is he does he really take him he's super into where you're like i will look at everything and really kind of sort through it so you're just like i'm going to debunk the main points he's a debunker he likes calling people and conspiracy to that are [ __ ] even if he's wrong i mean i don't know if he's right all the time right but it's pretty obvious yeah his trend is to debunk things yeah but along the way i gotta say i've one of the things that i've learned about this television show is the psychological effect of wanting to believe in something and the the similar attributes that i find in almost everyone who believes in something that can't be proven there's very very very similar attributes it's a very similar mindset but when yeah i agree um but when i look at something like you know 9 11 i know what isn't logical and it's what they've told us has happened yeah so it's like i don't know what happened but i know what didn't happen so what about that that's another that's one that always comes up you know whenever someone believes in something that's odd there's always the what about tower seven discussion yeah you know yeah there you go that's the discussion that's the skin people in 2013 they're almost like jesus christ it's 12 years of [ __ ] tower 7. i can't do it anymore buddy i can't i got to tap out no more that we talked we can't fix that thing it's gone let's concentrate on bigfoot no it's um yeah there's a um there's a reality to the world right there's a reality and then there's a trying to decipher reality from looking at the past whether the past is five
minutes ago whether the past is two hours ago when you're dealing with something monumental like 911 you're going to have a lot of noise there's going to be so much information good and real and bad and distorted and crazy insane and logical and cryptic there's going to be a lot of [ __ ] going on so you look at any catastrophic situation like towers falling and people dying and you're going to have a lot of craziness so you're going to have a lot of [ __ ] that doesn't jive you're going to have a lot of [ __ ] that also leans towards a conspiracy then it's also the possibility conspiracy and that's what people don't like to think they don't like to think that it's not an either or and that you don't know you don't unless you were there conspiracy can't be sure why is conspiracy about it's been it's been turned into a pejorative where it just shuts down yes you know it's amazing really yeah it is that was actually deliberate effort by the cia like was it really they're so badass i wish they were nice i wish i could support the cia because they're so badass in so many ways like that they could figure out how to [ __ ] engineer human consciousness so they could just make conspiracy thing sing dopey oh you got a conspiracy theory yeah what like the gulf of tonkin what like the northwoods document just rattle off a bunch of real [ __ ] that's really like what about enron that's a conspiracy they conspired people got together it happens all the time it's part of what makes people [ __ ] group into little huts that's they get together they have little tribes they go let's move on this motherfucker's got gold they're right over there they sleep at night let's go get them they happen all the time yeah i love the cia just for the record for the record i don't i like them individually as human beings i hope they're nice but as a group i'm not willing to trust him unless i meet him that's all i'm saying yeah remember when they're all going to see each other mk ultra [ __ ] yeah so let me ask you this and this is the [ __ ] elephant in the room when it comes to uh journalism because you're
you you're a journalist you're like an official journalist right legit and you are also not afraid to talk your mind whatever it is you speak your mind about various controversial subjects and then you see this michael hastings thing do you go oh boy if you don't know the story tell people okay so michael hastings uh amazing journalist one of the last real investigative journalists that we have that i mean he'd go on the corporate media and just [ __ ] destroy like he'd just completely make everyone look like idiots well he was very aggressive very aggressive but he was just like you could tell he just exasperated with the mentality that he was surrounded by whenever he'd like all these obama apologists and stuff when he would go and argue and he was embedded in afghanistan for a while and actually did a report in the rolling stone about stanley mcchrystal which was the commanding general of the afghanistan war that totally exposed his ass ended up getting him fired and when you get a general who's commanding a war fired um you need to look out like you need to [ __ ] watch your back and so i mean he got death threats at the time months later his car driving like a hundred miles an hour down a [ __ ] residential street in la and it just explodes why the [ __ ] would you be driving that fast nothing about it makes sense he had just written a letter to his friends and family hours before he died saying i have to go off the radar the fbi is investigating me watch out they're gonna come talk to you um it doesn't mean that it was the government who killed him it doesn't mean that it's some giant conspiracy my view is that you get a commanding general fired and he knows [ __ ] people you know security contractors private firms that can [ __ ] take you out if you embarrass someone i mean this [ __ ] happens this is a hit i don't know what happened to that guy but it sure looks like it i mean if you wanted to look at a movie scene it's like a perfect movie scene it is in a james bond film of a political assassination yeah and it really is the door is locked the steering wheel starts
turning towards the tree like ah are your cars accelerators going i'm out shut up [ __ ] why would i explain that on the air i think get and that's what that yeah it's [ __ ] nuts well that's what i read afterwards some guy who worked for clinton and for herbert walker bush was describing how it's absolutely possible i don't know if it was him was that him richard clark which i thought was strange in itself that this guy would come out and be like it looks like a car hacking to me you're like you're a [ __ ] government insider it was just strange i didn't know why he i think the people in the old guard probably don't exactly like how [ __ ] is just so loosey-goosey with the murders these days [Laughter] you know they're like hey tighten that [ __ ] up we didn't use to [ __ ] kill reporters like this guys jesus [ __ ] security cameras everywhere like wooden bernstein still alive well basically they're one of them diversely i don't know but i mean if you're asking if i'm afraid no absolutely not i mean if they're good for you you know you can't live in fear i'm scared and i know you i don't like being in the room with you for three hours i can't [ __ ] close oh how scary is that yeah that's [ __ ] terrifying i wrote something down today uh as a joke but it was about um this [ __ ] meat that they're creating now out of human [ __ ] no no no no that's that's exciting no there's uh a meat that they're they're they made synthetic meat and uh you know and i was just yes yes and i was just like they figured out how to clone they took some cow meat and without actually you know increasing the amount of cows in the room they increased the meat they just put it in some sort of test tube it cost hundreds of thousands of dollars but they made like a cheeseburger out of this this weird meat sign me up and i wrote today's fake meets tomorrow's fake person solar powered programmed by the state reading minds and writing tickets for bad thoughts like that's really possible right like one day we could easily be in a
world where we have robot people just wandered around enforcing the rules of a corrupt elite a bunch of old dudes with [ __ ] just wires coming out of their body like barely hanging on just evil keeping them in in the game waiting for life extension technology just hanging in there with robots running around we're so close to like actual thought crime it's not even funny with the nsa just surveillance of everyone blanket data mining and then this retroactive prosecution the ability to retractively prosecute you if you [ __ ] say something today ten years from now they can dredge that up and be like you said this yeah wrongfully accuse you of something and pull up all this evidence over the course of your digital life and use it against you and that's another really scary aspect it's not even just the chilling effect that quells dissent and makes people not want to speak out as much it's that too right and that's scary yeah that's very scary it's v it's all very scary it's it's we're we're in such strange times because if someone feels like they have the right to just look at everything you're doing all the time like where are we what are we doing like we're not even america anymore it's not america when everyone can just have their email looked at and did you read the [ __ ] that david seaman put on his uh page today about how they're using it the dea is using it now they're using the information to catch drug dealers they're using the information to catch people selling weed i mean they're not it's not just a national security concern thing this is information that's being distributed to other people so they're bypassing normal like protocols for catching criminals and just [ __ ] well it's really crazy yes you're right but what's really crazy is that he said that this is what's get was really weird is that the nsa is giving your phone records to the dea and they're telling the dea is talking about how to cover it up and to conduct a fake investigation to acquire that information to back engineer your discovery and then going back and acquiring enough evidence post knowledge of the crime to you know like that they're actually going to
create a fake investigation well so that they hide the fact that they got this information from the nsa right right like oh man that sounds like a lot of work well it doesn't just seem like a lot of work it seems like you're lying right like you should yeah there should be some laws in this world but there you there also should be some nobility to the people that are enforcing those laws and one of them is you shouldn't be allowed to lie ever okay lying's not good stop doing that so if you're not lying how much of this actually happens well none because people go wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute the dea gets the [ __ ] records too okay where do you draw the line what if someone's giving a friend a bottle of xanax because they're prescription it's all able to be hacked so where the line really isn't drawn anywhere when you have foreign governments or entities that could hack into this [ __ ] and then use it i mean who knows it's just it's going to be out there everything's going to be out there they're just slowly trying to stop it they're still lying they're like oh no it's just the metadata it's just the metadata and you're like no dude because the the storage center in utah whatever that you're storing this like the metadata would only account for like a [ __ ] eighth of that information that's stored in there and you're already building other ones so what the hell else is the rest of it obviously it's everything just recorded and stored obviously it's amazing that anybody would think that's a good idea right it's really amazing that anyone would say yeah this is uh what people are going to go for this this is good then they're not going to feel like they're imprisoned at all no it's not a prison state it's just we want to make sure that everybody listens yeah can't have that that kind of power crazy [ __ ] can't well look what the fbi is doing with the entrapment cases i mean all these like thwarted terrorist attacks in the last decade are all mostly manufactured by the fbi really it's amazing oh there's that one that was really hilarious in dallas
where they got this guy he was like challenged he's like nice not a very much right yeah not a bright guy they they talked him into it gave him the bomb yeah okay and told him how to detonate it he tries to detonate and they come in and arrest him for a bomb that wasn't even real you guys are playing make believe like you're playing make-believe and just jacking morons which i guess it's better that they take them off the street than some real al-qaeda dude spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars like coercing some mentally unstable person to [ __ ] try to you gotta find those people that's what you gotta do i'm more for that than for the tsa i like that i like what you're doing you're finding idiots you're going against them sometimes they spend like years and they get paid like a hundred g's these informants and they just like work you know they go there's actually this one case of this guy in a mosque i think i said this on the last podcast he actually scared people so much in this mosque all these muslims who were like they actually called the fbi and reported him because he was trying to radicalize them so much it was like he was the terrorist and they're like what the [ __ ] this guy is here trying to you know rile us up and then they're like oh yeah he's working with us jesus [ __ ] christ crazy problem reaction solution one of the worst cases of uh undercover cops was without a doubt in my opinion that uh the the people in florida where they were operation d-minus where they were sending undercover cops to go in and pose as high school students and try to get oh my god get kids to sell them that was so sad and some kid actually like fell in love with fell in love he was like he was like yeah she was hot she's 25. she was uh she was petite so she could pass for gunbag so rude and they the craziest thing was uh what's that uh podcast this american life yeah they had they did a piece on it and they actually interviewed her they spoke to her and she was like you know hey these people they you know should be doing that they got to watch what they're doing like you you found a boy
you found a boy and you were nice to him and you tricked him and the boy tried to give her the weed for free he tried to get her weed because she asked because she asked him and he gave it to him he didn't even really like it yeah oh he didn't smoke weed at all he tested negative when they when they arrested him but they uh when they asked her um like where they were rather when she asked him rather to get it he tried to give it to her for free and she insisted on giving him money so that she could make the arrest wow that's so rude wow so mean meanwhile here's my meanwhile there's a real crime going on and this is my point and this i want to say this very clearly okay um i'm not i'm not a male apologist all right i believe that on both sides people should be kind and i think there's a competition between men and women that is rather unnecessary whether it's feminists and masculinists and a lot of it is unnecessary but in this situation it's very strange because if the roles had been reversed the outrage would have been exponentially greater if a man was pretending to be a high school student and he was a super slick 25 year old been around the block been driving for years he's got a fast car maybe he's got a bunch of poetry books that he reads and she's he's so different he's still mature he's so that would be so rude if you found that some 25 year old pimp cat is banging 17 year olds and arresting them for getting him weed could you imagine how much people would be upset and they would assume that the guy [ __ ] her i assume he [ __ ] her you know the girl was fawning over him and next thing you know she's getting him weed for free and he's arresting her that's so [ __ ] you would never stand for it nobody would stand for it but as long as it's it's one of those weird things whereas like as long as it's a boy getting [ __ ] over even if there was a woman who conned him and lured him in you are grossly you hear about like teachers [ __ ] young girl students either you hear like a lot about women teachers like having affairs with like their high school students and stuff i've never really heard the story of the
opposite happening it happened to my high school really yeah yeah i don't want to say any more he was a good dude and i knew the girl yeah yeah um well did you hear about that entrapment case this is [ __ ] sad um this guy just liked to gamble he was an optometrist like you know just had his own career had like mildly gambled like 20 100 bets with his friends and this fbi agent overheard him at a bar one night talking about um waging a bet and he so he befriended him and then for the next like six months or a year just became close rhythm and closer they kept trying to up the stakes and basically at the end of this time frame he convinced the guy to bet him two thousand dollars in one day which in virginia that's like running a gambling operation so he comes in and raids his house with a swat team and the guy gets executed on accident there's like some trigger happy cop who just [ __ ] shoots him and kills him i'm like so so you basically turn this person into a criminal not even that i think that's a criminal to spend two thousand dollars in a bet do whatever the [ __ ] you want but like that they shaped this person and then he just it's just so sad well this has happened so many times before there was a famous rolling stone article about a young man that was uh he was talked into selling this guy some marijuana and then he sold him some marijuana and they put together some sort of coke deal and the fbi agent completely encouraged him set it all up or the dea agent the undercover guy set it all up connected the two guys together and got this poor guy who didn't want to do anything just slowly worked him and coerced him into the situation where he thought he was going to make a lot of money to do this real quick and no meanwhile there was no drug deal to be made it was all fake this guy just completely concocted the whole thing this [ __ ] dea [ __ ] so then this dea [ __ ] winds up being a complete criminal gets kicked off the force okay doesn't get prosecuted just gets it just removed and done but you know who knows what he did he was doing
drugs they know he tested positive for drugs so he was saying he said yourself yeah you have to if you want to be a part of that world you got to do coke with them right and so this poor [ __ ] is in jail for the rest of his life his kid is just stuck and this was a long time ago the article in rolling stone i don't know if he ever got out i don't know what the story was but the kid was doing essentially life in jail you know they were saying it was a major league cocaine dealer they put together a major league cocaine deal not really but they did as far as like he knew and that's good enough sorry get in the box when you're like getting so close to these people do you ever think like wow this is really [ __ ] up what i'm doing like i don't understand how these people can live with themselves the ones who are entrapping these people for months and months and months and like befriending them and getting really close to them then they realize that they are shaping these people and to become who they want them to be it's a [ __ ] up thing it is certainly that it is certainly that uh it's um it's it's a lack of humanity it's the same thing as a corporation that can pollute a river and kill a bunch of fishermen because it's easier to do that than it is to take [ __ ] and put it in these toxic drums and ship it somewhere else we all know that's happened too like what allows people to do when you look at the broad spectrum of what people are capable of like what allows the worst what allows the most extreme aspects of our personality i wish we could have an empathy pill like have a gene that's called ecstasy yeah but all the time yeah well that's what we need to engineer right on e all the time just a really mild dose of e right we just want to hug everybody we would be so much nicer but it's it's one it's really interesting because if you stop and think about the idea of engineering consciousness through pills i mean that's what everybody's worried about when it comes to antidepressants and prozac and things that people give kids for add and you know people are really concerned about this concept of engineering consciousness and what are the repercussions of doing this and
giving people things but what if they get it right they just [ __ ] nail it and it just becomes everybody becomes cool as [ __ ] like they just like they give you a pill and then all day you're on like a mild ecstasy super friendly mode you know and it gives you like a 20 30 percent iq boost boost it's fast track evolution why not it's not possible it seems like it would be right it would be weird because what if something went horribly wrong and will for the first few generations till we get it right we're all [ __ ] guinea pigs it's pretty pretty insane this generation is pretty crazy well no one more so than those people in st louis that's a that is a a really hard thing to [ __ ] read it's a really hard thing to read to think that that actually did happen yeah it's just so weird more than we like to think it's so weird that people can do things that they can do and then other people are just cool as [ __ ] and normal what about like dropping white phosphorus and [ __ ] iraq that's against what is that what is white phosphorus it's like this incendiary that's supposed to light up the air when you like drop it when you look at bombing in baghdad when we invaded um you see like these like plumes of of like light coming down and it basically just it's such a high concentrated incendiary that will just cut through skin like it'll just slice through your flesh and so they've been using that it's against i mean it's totally illegal to use during warfare and israel does it and so does this country still yeah those depleted uranium that's awful too that will never go away the eu is there forever it's that area is like toxic yeah for like how long millions of years oh yeah the shelf life of du is like what is the idea about depleted uranium was that that it penetrates armor better than it's like it's like this radioactive coating on the on the shell of something like the shell casing and i don't know what the [ __ ] why you would ever use that if it's like so horrifyingly toxic for the environment like why do we need that like don't we
have enough do we like high-grade weaponry enough that we don't need to be using du yeah what the [ __ ] wait is it do you think those things are just like let's see if we could do this let's i think we could just shoot right through that thing with the du and they're like god go for a man just like people watching the nuclear explosions with these like glasses on they're like oh sweet like just no concept of anything in the future past 10 years like what is this gonna do it's just the idea that anybody has the the ability to make that call right hey we're gonna shoot these bullets and they should work a lot better than our regular bullets [Laughter] don't worry about it it's a million it's a hundred we're gonna get your [ __ ] we got a lot of this stuff we have a lot of this stuff we might as well make bullets out of it what is depleted uranium what does it look like i don't [ __ ] know let's look that up depleted uranium okay let's see what the [ __ ] it looks like i bet it uh do you have to pees depleted uranium i bet it looks like uh i bet it looks evil why is there a baby photo with no face no it's not let's see uh i see a photo of it look at that u-92 that's what it is you try to find that photo that's what depleted uranium looks like and apparently it's just [ __ ] awesome at killing [ __ ] just they figured out how to make something that's way better than regular metal um so what it says is the it's uranium with a lower content of the fissile fiss ile facile u-235 that then natural uranium and natural uranium is 99.27 percent u238 and 0.72 that you don't give a [ __ ] about this what am i saying this two people why am i reading this because a lot of times when i go to wikipedia folks i've never read about this before so i'm hoping that they'll sort of boil it down for me within the first paragraph no such luck today kids just a bunch of
numbers that i don't understand but um yeah so that deplete uranium [ __ ] ain't good did you see uh wolverine there's a reason why i'm saying this outside the movie wolverine how did she say that jackman no ugh yes with hugh jackman who else would be wolverine he's been wolverine for the past decade jesus christ i think he's the only wolverine ever yeah right it's never been in wolverine there's a scene in it from nagasaki because wolverine's like 150 years old or whatever however he was when they made him forget but uh the idea is that he's immortal and uh in nagasaki like he gets involved in the uh the bomb but you stop and think about that like what a strange ability that human beings had even in 1947 to throw something out of a plane fly over you throw something and just wipe out everything just wipe out the whole shebang just flatten that [ __ ] kill hundreds of thousands of people just like that but we needed to use it to end the war save lives save lives jack been working out looking sexy nice where is he look at him god damn it he's getting ready it's hard to believe that he likes musicals too he's a perfect man yeah no i think nuclear nuclear technology is is batshit crazy i mean it can be used for good but the thing is we don't have the capacity to harness it properly like look at nuclear energy we can't store the waste and the waste doesn't go away for millions of years too so where the [ __ ] are we gonna put this like yes in theory it's great but there's this whole other component that we're just kind of ignoring and then look what happened in fukushima when something goes wrong i didn't realize until fukushima what nuclear energy actually was i didn't realize there's just like water boiling and like these giant open air i'm so on the same page so confused i had no idea what doing this is ridiculous you're making steam you got a son that makes steam and you can't shut it off oh oh glad you built that thanks good move
there's no way you can improved upon that let's build some on some fault lines here in the us well listen listen well you don't know okay i'll see where you would come with this as an uneducated person but i'm gonna explain to you we need that first of all it's a major force is a reason why coal is down the use is many many percent now there's a the we have the situation eradicated there's basically no worries there's a fukushima was a very old design we have various fail safes and backup generators and we don't put [ __ ] right next to the ocean like those crazy japanese except we do we have like 23 sister reactors all built by ge here in the exact same manner some built by fault lines there's one on the way to san diego you passed by san onofre you know what that is shutting that down but they said it's going to take like 13. oh yeah now what how do you start your process i'm gonna take all the toxic water and just dump it in the ocean right all the plastic bags what do you mean shut down what does that mean i thought you couldn't shut them down it seems like um isn't there like a bunch of spots in nevada where they've just like dug holes and we're like oh i'll just put it here do they have signs over those or like in a million different languages going i'm [ __ ] in here right don't dig here for the next million years this spot sucks okay 2012. thanks what are we doing yeah that's a weird thing the fact they have these areas where they dig a hole and they just put all their garbage they're like listen i know this is all toxic and [ __ ] whatever whatever dig a little hole here drop it off is this your land okay can we just dig holes yeah can we just pay you like a couple g sweet listen you guys can have prostitution right and gambling yeah oh you mean what they've done to indian reservations that's pretty much what they did they're just like everyone just go in those toxic areas with like no ability to like farm or do anything and we'll just [ __ ] give you gambling here aren't you happy here gamble here's here's some alcohol cigarettes if you
think about it that way that's a weird way of looking at it but i guess a lot of native americans would agree with you on that they don't live in the best spots they don't give like the best spots away for for reservations you know they're like can we have hawaii no no no no okay like how many like really good spots where the indians were like no not this one [ __ ] there's a lot of really good spots that indians have where can't we build okay go there i yeah i want to i've read a bunch of different versions of why they were called indians some that make sense and some that don't but there's no denying that uh that name the the uh the idea that i've read two different versions of the idea that they uh thought they were actually in india i've read that that was the case and then i also read that it was based on a word i'm trying to remember what it was something meaning free man india or something like that the indigo children was not a band indigo girls how were they good children is like we can't play them but were you a fan brian i have too much penis for that what are you trying to say that you can't be a man who is well endowed who enjoys some chick music no i think they're more attracted to that culture they're more attracted to that culture it's like cher what the [ __ ] are you saying that's like [ __ ] indigo girls are like sharing that men are more attracted to that or women or lesbians lesbians okay did you guys hear about this uh this uh boa constrictor that got out of a uh pet store and climbed through the walls and into this kid's room and killed a five-year-old and a seven-year-old oh my god yeah i was in canada apparently climbed over the walls of someone's house no it was in like they had like a reptile place downstairs and this [ __ ] thing got out horrifying yeah look at all these idiots that
actually have exotic pets as pets here in this country do you know that there's more tigers in captivity in the u.s than there is in the wild in the world really yes we only louis theroux did you know who is the guy i don't believe that no louis theroux this awesome journalist that works for the um bbc does these he goes like crazy families he lives with the westboro baptist church for like a month he'll go live with like all these [ __ ] who have tigers and cages and baboons and like giant snakes and he'll just like do this documentary about him and they don't know that he's actually mocking them because he's like british and so they don't really understand his humor that he's like being really sarcastic all the time it's great well he's also like super embedded he'll let them be themselves exactly you know he's like yeah he does he's not like arguing with them as much as he's just encouraged them to communicate who they are you know which is like a you know that hard way to do it you're embedded with the westboro baptist church and like you know i gotta kill all these queers yeah led fires they have like a really great sign making factory he was like in there and he's like he's like nelson mandela [ __ ] he's like i don't i don't understand like just like the most random signs that i had like and then i had his face on his sign because he goes back to the westbrook district and then they made a sign with him and she said like louis the roof [ __ ] lover or something he was like why did you make a sign about me our human struggle is just so bizarre what a bizarre thing to struggle about what the the westboro baptist church is one of the weirdest like branches of humanity because it's almost like we expect them to do something stupid whenever anything happens now and it becomes like an oddity like a little sideshow with these things and if we yeah it's like impossible to not pay attention them because they're so [ __ ] outlandish like the fact that they will just go and fly to picket funerals it's a part of the idea struggle you know it's a part of the idea struggle the battle between like
advancement and thinking and this the monkeys there's the [ __ ] screaming apes that are still around throwing [ __ ] at each other holding up abortion signs majority of us this but it's just a part of that [ __ ] struggle have you seen that uh photo of the uh the mountain goat and the cougar that fell to their deaths oh my god i want to see it pull that [ __ ] up it's a series of photos it's a battle it over it shows a battle because the the mountain lion actually has the hair in his mouth of the of the goat they're both dead they're laying out on a stretch of highway in colorado where the road was closed they went to war on a cliff and they both fell to the death and it's it's it's a wild [ __ ] series of photographs look at this whoa yeah well let's see that thing to the left that's one of the horns from the mountain goat like it lost its horn in the process and there's a series of photos brian if you scroll down it shows that's where the horn came out see look that's where the horn like literally broke off holy [ __ ] yeah and that's the mountain lion look at his mouth you see the tough defer look at that he got that thing in his mouth and they both went for a ride and landed boom on the ground look at this goat it's like oh [ __ ] boom yeah all right it's [ __ ] yeah no need to look at it but they show you the uh look at it if you just no need to look at that after you've looked at that but if you uh uh props to javier vargas he's the guy who sent me that on twitter trying to give out twitter props yo but he um that the the website takes you to like a whole series of photos it's pretty it's just it's not beautiful but it is beautiful like i don't i'm not happy that either one of those animals died i'm not an [ __ ] but they died in a beautiful crazy way yeah it's fascinating it's fascinating it's like any weird strange work of art there's something bizarre about you're capturing this image nobody influenced them it's not like they were forced to do it in a coliseum for our amusement this is just something that
played out in the wild and they fell off a cliff and it's like it's it would have happened whether people existed or not most likely it's just a fascinating fascinating thing to say that this is how life exists when you take away language you take away cities you take away advancement it's just this wild group of things that are trying to eat each other and survive and keep moving and spread numbers how amazing is it that we live in a time where we can see all of the [ __ ] like the planet earth series where you can just see what the [ __ ] bacteria look like in caves in like new mexico or some [ __ ] like glow worms spinning silk or like the goats on that mountainside and that's what reminds me of that those goats that survived and like the it's like a sheer face of a mountain and they're hunting and they're [ __ ] running around like how are they not how are they even existing up there yeah it was amazing i went uh i was in montana and i watched these mountain goats climb up the side of these bluffs and they're standing on these like ledges it's like a like a chunk like that wide and they got one hoof here and one hoof there and it's not like they're like oh [ __ ] they're like oh how do i get up there they just keep going they're not like on a ledge yeah they're just on a sheer [ __ ] face and then how gangster was that mountain lion to go i'm gonna take my chances yeah it's like yeah ledge smedge i think i grabbed that [ __ ] by the neck and just lock onto him right there remember the guy filming it said he waited like weeks like six weeks to finally catch them hunting or whatever and it was like this epic chase on this mountainside and i was like how are they not just collapsing and falling to their death they caught a mountain lion hunting oh no it wasn't a mountain lion it was one of those goats but they were getting chased by some by a mountain lion or something oh oh so they filmed that yeah yeah that was insane yeah mountain lions are really hard to film that's uh one of the reasons why um when people hunt mountain lions and so it's very the hunting of mountain lions is very controversial and on one hand i see the point of people that don't want them hunted like they're this majestic cool
creatures and it's amazing everything but the other point like you got to realize like if you don't keep their numbers to a manageable level like the last thing you want is mountain lions wild lions lions here you don't want them like squirrels you know you don't want like pigeons just running around grabbing slow people like we'll have a real problem like you need to figure out how many we need to keep and there's only one way to do that you got to kill them because nothing else kills them they don't have any enemies they die of old age when they fall from cliffs when they're holding onto goats other than that they're going to be fine did you hear about the pack of wild pit bulls that killed that jogger oh what a [ __ ] up way to die yeah that's not fun a horrible way to die that seems like and she was with two other people and then like the owner was just like watching it happen the pit bull just like destroyed this woman and then the they were able to get help but the girl died i think that's terrible yeah terrible the animals are [ __ ] no joke right it's we're around them all the time we get used to the fact that we for the most part have them under control but just dogs i have two dogs one of them is a smaller dog but one of them is pretty big he's like 140 pounds and i was thinking if he just decided like i just want to see what you taste like you know if a dog really wanted to do that we were pretty sure they're not going to or they really wanted to it's not a lot stopping them yeah it's you know they are they are creature that that's their instinctual something snaps and they [ __ ] go for it well it's gonna be weird really weird if people do create this synthetic sort of uh artificial meat if they really do create that and it starts being something that's sold on a regular basis what are we going to do like are we going to keep grazing cows is going to be a way to justify the fact that you're killing an animal or we'll get to the point where we just won't let cows
mate that often just keep a few of them around so they don't go extinct and just eat these fake burgers i think people will always want to eat the real animal really some will they won't like to shoot them or if they just want authentic yeah it'd be like a diamond like chicks don't like cubic zirconium i just don't know how this is this the real deal was this forged in the bowels of the earth i know yeah if it tastes better what if it tastes better what if like regular meat tastes like [ __ ] yeah i'm down too yeah why not as long as well i let people try it for about a decade or so before i jump in you want to be real careful yeah talk about being guinea pigs or gmos did you see this thing on um there was a um an article it's on my twitter where these scientists put mona lisa a tiny mona lisa they drew it on a surface one-third the width of a human hair it's incredible this incredibly precise instrument at the georgia institute of technology they have printed mona lisa on an abstract surface 30 microns in width which is one third of the width of a human hair can you pull it up yeah yeah it's actually pretty good it's amazing what's what data is it what date um it's on sciencespacerobots.com and it should be there today if you just write look for scientists paint mona lisa on surface just that i'm sure we'll pull up the uh the article but yeah that's it that's a mona lisa they paid they made that on something one-third the size of a human hair it's pretty [ __ ] good too like it's hard man i don't know wrap your head around that i can't it's hard what can't wrap my head around the fact that they just froze light yeah they did that too right for how long how long do you freeze like a minute a minute does that make sense no what does that mean what happens there if you freeze light and then you go to the speed of light
what happens the silver surfer pop out of here have your spaceship and come down here to fix the world i just saw this crazy thing dude pull up this this is a some crazy 3d pen that they can draw like in the air now and make like a dude i don't know it looks like an image yeah oh my god yeah how much do you know about there's pens that apparently record what you write so if you write something down say there's a pen like if i gave you this piece of paper and i had you write things down what you wrote down would actually show up in a computer no way yeah that technology has been around for a while but is it wi-fi how does that work or does it have to sync up with the usb yeah you like sync it up to your computer and it's like right into a document form but if if you could do it with a sync up you could probably do it with wi-fi right i'm just standing here because it's been i saw the first one actually when i worked at gateway they used to have them so some cia dudes could probably be able to hook it up for wi-fi oh yeah or yeah seems like it right that's amazing because uh somebody told me about this guy um that uh we we actually wound up having this guy on our uh tv show and he's a psychic his name is banachek and i can't tell you what he does on the show but he he'll tell you that it's all [ __ ] he's like he's a mentalist i shouldn't say he's a sidekick what he does he debunks a lot of what people think is psychic but it's just trickster each [ __ ] he just he's a master in all this trickstery [ __ ] and i was trying to figure out how the [ __ ] he did what he did because it was really kind of trippy and one of the things that i think might be possible i've been just running through this through my head is a one of those pens that as you write things down it without like you could seal it in an envelope and he has access to the information incredible yeah that's a really good point that is possible today right yeah i mean yeah without a doubt right it has to be i bet they could probably do the same thing with like a keystroke thing too oh they there there it is two gigabyte wi-fi smart pin boom 179 wow it's only 179 that's incredible what is that dude's name from um
the double 07 movies that got all the gadgets uh what was dr watson no the guy that's that's that's sherlock you know who was the guy no that's the kind of the gun right you guys know that there was that one guy who was his name the dude who was like please look up the 3d pen i want to see if i if i actually saw this yes his name was q was a fictional character in the james bond films and novelizations q standing for quartermaster huh yeah there was a bunch of these dudes that played q yeah what are you talking about no way what is that yeah look wait go down see the image how it works so this is the pen that you write something you can write something like in air and it would actually just draw like a 3d okay so he's filling in this thing it's like icing wait a minute it says and then this is going to just show up in the air is that what this is is this the wrong video no see there you go oh wow that is crazy that's ridiculous how simple it that's is a pen that makes like it's like a silly putty comes out of it kind of yeah it's like that plastic stuff you used to take those little straws and blow the little air bubbles in okay that's stupid that guy's an idiot not really buddy relax dude look at a little kid up tight yeah he's making a strange dinosaur that's actually pretty cool it's cool but like in a bedazzled kind of way a bit dazzled kind of way that's so true they just created this substance that water doesn't stick to it so you can like put it on your shoe and you can just push it on it that's crazy we showed a video though this guy just ran through a mud puddle just [ __ ] touches you these scientists god damn it's all happening so [ __ ] quick every day there's some new thing if only we had the most smart minds in the world working toward
technologies that are good instead of like weapons and i mean yeah you're right you're right but we do as well it's almost like do you ever think about the possibility and this might be total hippie [ __ ] but is there a possibility that we need a bunch of [ __ ] in the world in order to motivate the good people to act and that's sort of like this struggle is imperative in the human condition the yin and the yang that's almost like there has to be [ __ ] in order for people to push society further in order for us to really recognize our problems i think yeah i think you're right i think there's always going to be a balance of of good and bad but i don't think that we need to let the [ __ ] get to the extent where they're actually like [ __ ] up the planet for the rest of us which is where we're at right now so if we curb the [ __ ] back to a manageable level yeah or the asshole's [ __ ] things up this motivates the really smart nice people to develop some kind of crazy technology that eats plastic it eats plastic and and it creates flowers that grow in your mind and enlighten that doesn't make sense plastic needs to eat mushrooms well they said that fungus is actually the best way of uh dealing with uh plastic that they've found funguses that they can mutate and get them to eat plastic really yeah there was no way to destroy plastic no there's there's been some some headway in that that's one of the ideas they're coming up with yeah it's still scary it's still scary when you see um this the various studies about how large the patch is and how much of an area it covers and how much actual material is out there it's it's spooky yeah it's not it's not an island that's kind of a misnomer it's actually just a swirling pool yeah i've called it an island before plastic it's um because i was trying to like figure out i guess that's not the best way to say it because it really is floating so it's not really an island but it's it's a giant area man it's big it's big it's like texas-sized right bigger bigger than texas jesus if you've ever driven through texas just imagine all that [ __ ] i can't drive all the way through texas and all that is just [ __ ] in the
middle of the ocean i don't know if they're going to be able to fix that in our lifetime no it's going to be really interesting if it gets all the way to santa monica you know if it just gets all the way to the [ __ ] chores and it washes up on the boardwalk and everybody's like hey what the hell there it is we'll send it to the future or something that's what will happen we'll create time travel and then we'll send all our trash to like 50 000 years from now and then we could we can't even send that stuff though at this point you're dealing with so much volume you couldn't really send that like if we wanted to like scoop it up and put it in rockets and shoot it you know what that would [ __ ] cost is because you can't clean it up yeah it's so it's so many micro particles of of plastic and all these fish have formed their habitats within the plastic trash swirl so so it's like they have to right they had no choice it's like animals that were caught in the congo when the congo grew out of the grasslands the uh the rain forest trapped all these animals like antelopes and like rhinos and [ __ ] they all got trapped in this rain forest just erupted out of nowhere and changed their habitat these poor fish are dealing with that right yeah if we did scoop it up and just launch into space that would be when the aliens would land they would be like the angry neighbors they'd be like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you doing okay we've been watching you guys now this is way too [ __ ] far all right we were okay with nuclear power but you're throwing [ __ ] bags of trash over the fence stop it dicks [ __ ] we are we are the shitty neighbor of space is that what we are brian unless they suck worse than us right it's probably going to be you're right what if they're like more advanced and more douchey and we just end up in the sea world of space they just suck us up and make us do tricks maybe that's what we're doing here they wouldn't even realize remember when stephen hawkings came out and he was like by the way aliens are most definitely out there and they're we should not be looking for them because
they're most likely wanting to like take over the planet everyone's like what the [ __ ] stephen hawking is that no you know what's hilarious every one of our scenarios in a film of the aliens coming starts off bad but ends us with us kicking ass right okay but when was the last time we went and scooped up some chimps and [ __ ] went wrong you know what was like when was the last time we went on a monkey search expedition just start scooping them up with nets and and it went terribly wrong we lost control of the planet get the [ __ ] out of here like once they start kicking our ass like if they can come here from other planets we got a real problem the thing is are they real i just saw war of the worlds again and it was [ __ ] terrible tom cruise one yeah it's [ __ ] terrifying it's just like a whole metaphor about what we're doing to the planet anyway just sucking it all up and just spraying our [ __ ] back at us it's you could argue that we've always done that but we've never done it to this level yeah like they there was horrible horrible pollution in ancient times like people would get sick because they didn't have proper sewage systems and they'd be people would be throwing their [ __ ] out the window and there's a lot of like human waste like whether it's waste by-products from their body or waste from the the food that they have that created rats and rats carry diseases not created rats would encourage them to be in the area there's always been that sort of situation there's always been like this bad know better now that's inexcusable you're right you're right you're right that's like what we were talking about earlier we know that we don't [ __ ] where we eat but for some reason we like we know did not do that you say that but we do it anyway right people always [ __ ] what they people are crazy it's uh the battle it's the constant struggle the in the yang the good and the bad the sense and the nonsense all just [ __ ] duking it out to try to get to the end point that's uh what or was it orson welles yeah h.g wells said he said that uh that history is a race between education and catastrophe i've used that quote way too many times to not know exactly who says it so if
you're going he's pretending he doesn't know it no i legitimately didn't remember relax there's all these conspiracies floating around through the internet it's better to bear that's going to fade away are you definitely [ __ ] you trying to say that was called a conversation stopper [Laughter] what's your favorite kind of porn with your go-to porn like amateur or no that's wrong that's what you like you like that amateur project i like solo mail masturbation backyard black i like rebecca linares oh you have like a specific girl do you like watching oh yeah okay the whole world just put their pants off right now and they're like please abby please keep talking the best is porn on vine that's the best because they do point out yeah yeah are you allowed to oh yeah my my favorites uh there's a girl named seriously hey don't ruin her you might well pulled oh no no it doesn't matter it's legally yeah there's tons of porn and it's the best because most girls are just like get they get right to it like i might open it up and stick my finger in oh now it's going to loop i might open it up it's different perfect boobs amazing on vine check out siri brian's got a lot of free time six seconds spent with his pants off i've never been getting all the best so duncan trussell has created this thing called summon the nsa oh yeah he told me about it and he created a website where you click a button and in one button it google searches all like the terrible [ __ ] everything don't do it don't do it from here don't do it from here but whatever you don't don't do it from here and they google they google google searches like pressure cookers backpacks and it's all in one button yeah i just saw this really really awesome uh parody about the nsa that said here's how we're going to beat the nsa just talk like a terrorist all the time like it showed like this mom calling her kid and her kid was just like all right i'm going to
go blow up the school on the way like it's like code's name that's actually funny was it a comedian that came up with that yeah that's great that's really funny you just overwhelmed them oh that's hilarious somebody whatever you don't well it's like we're lucky that ari didn't figure that out on his own aria would have rode that [ __ ] to the [ __ ] rocks what a warped reality that snowden just got granted asylum by russia yeah right well you know what happened do you know the whole story behind it that the united states somehow another criticized russia for uh silencing political dissent and they were like what [ __ ] what did you just say do you know who's at our airport and they're like oh okay listen yeah yeah ed hey what's up vladimir yeah yeah come stay at my house dog come come hang out like [ __ ] are you crazy did you really say that you criticizing us for silencing political dissent do you [ __ ] know that's so silly guys here we have the biggest story of all time when it comes to like a lack of privacy that's the biggest story of all time it's the [ __ ] somebody pulled the curtain back and then we saw the wizard we saw the wizard like it's that is the biggest story of all time when it comes to privacy this guy said hey by the way i used to work there i didn't even graduate from high school this is the access that they did he didn't even graduate from high school right right and he was like well but i can read your email so what's up yeah what up now and i was just a duke and by the way we're also tapping into china's hospitals did you hear that [ __ ] like civilian infrastructure in china it's like why the hell well what's fascinating is tapping that yes why i don't know maybe they have an answer but and even more fascinating that they chose to do this and to try to discredit this guy by going out by the with the fact that he was a high school dropout right like this is a shady character he's a high school dropout i think the high school dropout work for you and have access to everybody's email what the hell are you doing
what are you doing and it makes you realize like oh these crazy [ __ ] they thought no one was going to check them right they thought no one was going to pay attention they were just going to keep doing what they've always been doing and they can just keep pushing it and they just didn't realize that they were doing it like completely out in the middle of a field in the open they're like oh oh oh oh oh [ __ ] and i love how the media is all like oh well come back here and face the music you're not a hero until you come back here it's like why so he can sit and be [ __ ] tortured like bradley manning was for years before he's even given a kangaroo court and yeah and you're not saying that that sounds like an exaggeration like oh yeah was he really tortured no he well he was yeah and what this is torture and naked solitary confinement when it was cold right like they kept him by himself for years right like how long did they keep going two years but i think it was like three years before i got a trial but yeah he was he was stripped down naked forced to be stripped down naked every night and totally dehumanized no outside contact at all very sad the whole thing is so strange it's like if we really were this really kind and and noble country that we would want to think that we were we would have this person and we would use this example as an example of how to treat someone who disagrees with you but breaks the law how to treat them humanely how to you know how to bring this up in discourse with the the rest of the people of this country but instead of like doing something horrific and cruel to them and doing it out in the open and doing it where everybody's aware of it it's like you're showing your intentions your intentions aren't to gover the world and govern the world and make people live in a better place your intentions are to enforce your law with an iron fist my question is where's the apache helicopter pilot who did blow up those ap journalists i bet you he's living large hanging out you know the guy who like did the war crime in the video that bradley manning exposed just like what a what a [ __ ] up two-tiered justice system well i don't
think that guy's living large and i think that guy's paying psychologically whether or not he has to go to jail i guess i meant more like on the bigger scale donald rumsfeld the real torture like actual criminals who implemented all you know yeah could you imagine getting high with donald trump no i can't get donald rumsfeld to do bong hits just get him just super paranoid and freaking out and then just start talking about the iraq war dude larry king now works for rt he interviewed donald rumsfeld for like an hour and i was like damn larry king works for rt now what did you that's that's weird that's fascinating that's really fascinating larry king why does he work for rt was that just like he wanted to keep working and he decided after cnn to just go back at it i mean i didn't know he was still doing doing news i thought he had kind of retired and was doing like a very nice guy so he's been a very nice guy to me i've met him twice he's really nice you know i think he well he hosted the third party debates at rt and then rt like just offered him a job i guess it's really strange well he's iconic you know he's one of those guys that people even if you don't necessarily want to hear who is being interviewed people will listen a certain amount will listen because larry king's interviewing him like but he checks out king yeah he doesn't have any opinion at all so he just asks yeah that's how he can get access to these people like donald rumsfeld so it's like do you want not scary yeah yeah he's enormous access well you kind of threat yeah you kind of have to be that guy if you want to talk to the president right if you're lucky you know you have to like you have to have a long history of not getting crazy you know have you ever been crazy at all like probably geraldo rivera doesn't even get to he doesn't get to interview obama he's like he might do something goofy just to get attention yeah yeah just like you have to have like a
certain level right like a matt lauer you have to prove yourself around right he's taking this seriously god katie couric she's not doing anything crazy she's going to ask you questions and be very respectful you can't be some i remember geraldo came out in the wake of michael hastings death and he was like you know i'm really sorry for for uh the loss of everyone for michael hastings but he did get one of the best generals of the afghanistan war fired and really like [ __ ] up the war it's like yeah that's that's great taste dude like days after he dies is like tweeting well he was showing his ass yeah that's what he's doing he's showing his ass to the new world order oh my god i'm gonna love you i like that shirtless photo yeah he's an interesting cat you know that's why i brought him up because i was aware of that tweet you know he said our fighting one of our best fighting generals like what are you saying what does that even mean it doesn't mean anything that we were losing the war first of all has nothing to do with this guy dying right so this guy did he make things up like how did someone what happened was this okay what you did yeah she did not expose like generals who are doing a bad job i mean i don't know it becomes a weird thing it's like what you know does it arm does it aid the enemy that's like the big question does it aid the enemy that's the big question you know who barry crimmons is political comic from boston old school guys been around a long time and he said bradley manning was acquitted of aiding the enemy because we're not the enemy and you're like oh snap and i mean that's essentially what i mean he definitely violated a bunch of rules and they're most likely going to jail him but the problem is he's still facing over 100 years in prison with all the charges the 19 charges and there's like six charges of espionage still but the esp the fact that obama's actually gone to the level that he has to prosecute whistleblowers and criminalized whistleblowers is so [ __ ] crazy to me because he's dredging up this world war
one piece of legislation that was used for foreign spies and using it just like willy-nilly he's like up espionage act right like why i mean what did what did edward snowden do other than tell us about an unjust law like yes he broke the law but he's exposing something that's illegal and unconstitutional like the government's breaking the law right so it's all relative yeah it gets down to that wartime thing especially at war time you're never supposed to do anything that that weakens your government you know that was what geraldo was trying to express you know i don't think he realized how people are going to take it especially after a guy dies you know the guy was a reporter okay it's not like he made things up okay the guy was a reporter and you can't say can't help but remember that you can't say that right that's stupid it doesn't sorry for his loss but yeah you can't in the same tweet right i mean [ __ ] the guy's life isn't even worth a tweet without reminding people remember when geraldo exposed the coordinates like during the iraq war did he yeah do you remember that he like gave away coordinates he he's the one who [ __ ] how did he do that he was like [ __ ] reporting from some from some foxhole like any rock and they were like you just [ __ ] like talk about aiding the enemy he actually did aid the enemy in iraq oh my god dude you have to look this up it's amazing geraldo say herald and then i think that's when he got kicked off like war covering geraldo exposing war coordinates oh my god well he's also the one that interviewed the soldiers that were guarding the poppy fields do you know that have you ever seen that i have not seen him interview was he asking them what it's wonderful this is what's wonderful about it is because he's not like what the [ __ ] at all he's like well this is just something that we have to do here why why do we never see that pull it up dude why do you want to maintain the poppy field well it's important because we need heroin right we need we need a latex for our people in order for these people to give us
information we have to uh let them do what they do it's rather unfortunate even though the taliban had eradicated opium crop before we invaded and now 90 percent of the world's heroin comes from afghanistan yeah that has nothing to do with it is this it yes fox news live from afghan heroes and we are tolerating it we are tolerating the cultivation of the opium because we know that if we were to destroy it now the population would turn against the marines and it would be a real security risk let me introduce lieutenant colonel brian christopher the commanding officer of the third battalion six marines uh really a wonderful group of marines here i know that you care deeply about this uh this contradiction the fact that uh here you have one of the best fighting forces in the world ever mounted it's one of the strangest interviews ever you're watching as uh this opium is being grown i think trying to adjust the bronze at your how do you deal with it what are you doing about it well uh frankly this is part of their culture so uh while it might grind in my gut it's what they do we provide them security we're providing them resources and we're providing them alternatives the alternatives are different crops to grow they're getting the seed and the fertilizer to do it they can they can rotate any of their crops that they want if they want to get rid of their wheat and grow [ __ ] for the winter they can do that and we're going to help them do it so whatever wheat whatever crops cotton heroin whatever whatever we're going to help them that's their culture we don't want to ruin their culture we don't want to disrupt their culture we're bombing the [ __ ] out of them destroying everything else but we don't want to [ __ ] with the opium there's geraldo i can't it hurts my feelings ordinance oh man yeah the drug war is so ridiculous when you look at something like that because it's like military kicks geraldo out of iraq 2003 10 years ago fox news channel correspondent gerald rivera is being expelled from iraq for broadcasting details about future u.s troop movements
in the country hey [ __ ] up you made a mistake handsome bastard though still even at this age still rocking that that harry reims mustache yep hey he made a mistake i'm sure he didn't mean to do it whatever whatever just out there heroin i mean if we're talking about aiding the enemy it is a pretty funny thing he [ __ ] up he didn't mean he didn't mean i don't think he willingly did it right is that the idea is that bradley manning willingly did it well bradley manning what he did was start the dialogue and that's what julian assange did too he started the dialogue and these guys are all obviously vilified and and turned into monsters because they started the dialogue but look at that oh [ __ ] geraldo it's just really really really [ __ ] up here's where he really [ __ ] up the towel is way too low dog right for anybody yeah that's way too low for justice like yeah there's no age when you're allowed to do that that's not old for ju that's that's too low for justin bieber it's too old for john meyer and it's too over hiraga so it covers all bases it covers like young teens or 20s it covers 30s enhancements john meyer is a goddamn stud he's a walking god but you can't i don't want to see your [ __ ] bones right right that's they call them the kids these days they call them the [ __ ] bones the upper musculature of the hips yeah he [ __ ] up he's crazy he's crazy for showing us so much if the guy just had a nice pair of boxer shorts on did bush paint that you heard about bush painting right yeah he paints a lot of [ __ ] right so he paints himself in the bathtub he paints himself in the bathtub oh but he does his painting while he's in the bathtub no no he painted himself like that's the paintings that he painted was his sad face looking in the mirror and then like his naked body in the bathtub no yeah which bush bush jr oh god yeah do you imagine the nightmares floating around that side of that guy's mind he probably didn't want to he has a
luxury do that job just kicking it painting yeah but hanging around a bunch of dudes with machine guns just looking left and right everywhere you go did you ever see that video of george herbert walker he went into a restaurant and this guy just started screaming you're a war criminal awesome you're a war criminal and it's it's really freaky because uh you know no one knows how to deal with it this guy's obviously willing to get arrested there's all these secret service guys and you know he's this old man this old rickety man and he's at the very least i hope these people are hounded for the rest of their lives and tried to be put under citizens arrest and they can't travel because they're wanted for war crimes in other countries they've already been declared like under uh international courts to be a war criminal i hope that they [ __ ] live and suffer every time they go out in public [ __ ] these people i hope they take mushrooms and apologize look at these yeah that would be great is this all bush's drawings yeah these guys you find the one in the bathtub though because these ones were actually hacked someone hacked into his email account or something and found so he's only released the ones that are dogs but he does wink bush in the bathtub dude it's [ __ ] weird did you read uh what jimmy carter said recently yeah that we are no longer a functional democracy jimmy carter is amazing he's whoo that's a weird one huh look at that bush painting a bunch of dogs that's what he does see there he is there he is [Laughter] wait there's one of his face in the mirror go up and click on the left hand side one yeah can you enlarge that one oh my god look at his face in the mirror zoom in zoom in zoom in you can't click on it um you can't zoom in no that's as much as you can zoom oh man well his face is quite perplexed looking back at him like very weird surrealist uh like from the side how weird it's you know here's the thing about art okay there's one thing
if you suck at it but there's another thing if you're old and you suck at it right it becomes really weird it's like if you're another thing of your bush yeah if you're a [ __ ] eight-year-old and you're just learning how to paint that's one thing but there's something strange and i don't know why how about someone who's really old that paints that sucks out because you're like dude move on like you're not good you think that's the drawing is one of those things that you either have a talent for or you don't like singing is clearly that way singing to me like i have zero singing talent so i know that i can't do it but i see people sing that don't have any lessons at all and they just have a voice that just can carry a note do you think that's the way with drawing too no i think i think uh art is different because there's so many different mediums and i think that we've been conditioned as a society to not approach art and and think that oh we're not artistic and stuff because really imagination and art are what drives like creativity and and reinvention and so like every great inventor has been an artist in a sense because he's imagining something that didn't exist so if we are stifled and we don't you know by the powers that be or whatever art and music are the first things cut from public education and really it's [ __ ] up society because people when they don't express themselves artistically in any sort of fashion then that's inhibiting their own like personal growth and catharsis yeah i think what we were talking about earlier about men needing some sort of competition and sometimes women as well i think people need a focus it really helps us to figure things out because we don't have to figure out how to look at there's the photo oh that's so weird how crazy it's so weird even in low resolution because we don't have to uh figure out a way to hunt or fish or defend against enemies we we have this we have this like need to like make progress and make things happen and figure things out and creating is one great way to do that it's like sitting down doing something figuring out how to write a story figuring out how to do you think that's
why so many people have anxiety now because in as we've evolved as humans we needed like huge adrenaline rushes to go hunt or to do things like that and fight and and getting these altercations and now we just have this kind of mundane lives where you go to work and sit in front of computer and work so we have like this mild just adrenaline like anxiety all the time i totally think that's part of it i think the the people that i know that have the least amount of that or people that engage in a lot of martial arts like my most of my friends that do jiu jitsu are like the calmest easiest going people to be around because they're just constantly doing that it's it becomes a part of their everyday life this sort of like physical struggle so that they don't need it and they don't look for it in other ways and their body doesn't look for it that that sort of like constant buzz of anxiety could easily be attributed to not blowing it out of your system not exercising your system sort of like a sexual thing sit all the time yeah [ __ ] sitting sitting's terrible for you horrible kelly starred one of the guys that i've had on my podcast he's a um a strength and conditioning spell specialist and he's got a phd in something super smart and uh he was explaining he's a doctor and he's explaining how sitting is the new smoking like what's terrible for your body your spine your back like people are like slumped over and you know like terrible posture and pushed all these pressure this pressure on your discs they've even found that girls in not girls people in north korea are getting um disc issues because of phones because they're looking down all the time and so they're getting bulging discs in the back of their neck because of their [ __ ] their their posture their constant posture i wonder something crazy wheat is legal in north korea wow yeah i heard that i heard that it's like such a weird thing that doesn't drive with everything we know about yeah but if you smell good they eat you they serve you too they're political prisoners maybe that's why they act like the way they are because it's like they're just super everyone's just super stoned
completely high everyone's out to get them [ __ ] truth is right now you [ __ ] yeah can i yeah did you ever seen that um vice special on north korea yeah when they went to north korea dennis rodman oh that was so weird it was so weird one of the strangest things gets up and he's like i just wanted to say on behalf of my country you're like why is dennis rodman speaking on behalf of the country sure go for it well interesting it was cool if you had to choose 10 people he'd definitely be there 10 people to represent the u.s i mean i thought it was cool that he would he yeah it was it was fascinating that like the harlem globetrotters would go there and be like i was just bizarre well he's a big basketball fan the new the young guy who's running things is he's fairly young looks like he's like 15. i think he's older than that but i think he's fairly young how old is he kim jong-un like 20 no he can't see that's the thing i can't tell the age oh are you being racist no it's a compliment kim jong-un oh my god he's 29 years old holy [ __ ] that's so crazy he looks a lot younger wow but that's still extremely young he's 29 years old when he runs the country he's got nukes that's kind of that might be one of the craziest things i've ever read that a 29 year old would be able to run a country with nuclear bombs a military dictatorship with nuclear bombs he's the supreme leader that's what it says here kim jong-un is a supreme leader son of kim jong-il the grandson of kim yi-sung whoa yeah we live in strange times yeah but then you know i've i've actually got my horizons have been broadened about north korea a lot because i've realized that there's a lot of disinformation about why the country is the way it is and it has a lot to do with the korean war which is something we very we know very little about and why there's a demilitarized zone and why really has a lot to do with with uh us policy kind of forcing them into this
fortress-like mentality that they feel like they have to act like they're going to use nuclear bombs otherwise we're going to [ __ ] take them out so it's almost like a self-preservation i mean i'm not justifying it i'm just saying you know it's kind of these last remaining independent states in the world who aren't completely overtaken by hegemony need to either act like they have nuclear bombs and they're going to use them or they're going to get [ __ ] taken out look at libya iraq syria's in the you know the crosshairs now what do you think i mean you're a person who pays way more attention to the political atmosphere than i am what do you think is going to happen in the next 10 20 years if you had a guess how do you think this is all going to play out i think that arrogant empires always fall and we definitely are living in one um and we need unless we scale back unless something happens within the u.s to try to maintain and preserve this country from collapsing i think we're going to see uh some [ __ ] up [ __ ] going on in the middle east we're driving such instability in the middle east if you look back at us policy you know we look at the middle east as like this clash of civilizations and we're kind of trained to say oh these people are barbaric they're so behind where the western world is but really ignoring the fact that the u.s has been propping up military dictatorships and mubarak and sponsoring his you know militarism for the last 50 years and also in afghanistan we're the ones who radicalized islam there and propped up bin laden and i mean where would those countries be if it weren't for us kind of suppressing that growth and evolution in those cultures and it's really turned them more islamic and more like radical and that in that right so i think that we've really cultivated this schism in the region that's that's created a lot of this instability and like look at iraq it's a [ __ ] civil war why because we [ __ ] up the country we [ __ ] that [ __ ] up for 10 years and we just bounced and we're like
whatever iraq's just [ __ ] and then it's on the border of syria and syria is doing the same thing i mean it's a mess and it's it's a shame i i hope that it doesn't i see it going into a full-on civil war there in iraq and syria and it just depends on what the us is going to do because the u.s paves the way in terms of world policy so i don't think obama wants to get involved in syria i think he's trying to do everything he can and not but i think there's a lot of pressure from a lot of people to get in there oh but that's going to be fun the idea of more wars more wars dude [ __ ] god more wars you know we had dan carlin on from hardcore history you ever listened to that podcast i have heard about it [ __ ] amazing one of his uh most badass podcasts is about the mongols and he told a story about how the mongols invaded iraq in the 1200s essentially it never recovered they killed everybody killed everybody threw all their work into the ocean or into the river the river was black with ink and red with blood and like they just slaughtered the town and they said that this was in the 1200s and he was talking about how scholars have argued that today like even in 2013 it's never really recovered sort of recovered a little bit but it was always like it was at one point in time it was one of the highest levels of culture and intellect in the world like the the islamic world had many scientists many scholars many poets and all these different really intelligent and well-respected people as far as the intellectuals of the day they killed all of them they killed all of them they threw all their work into the river they they literally wiped out the town and all that they had learned and all that they had accumulated all that they the mongols just destroyed it all yeah and then we came along you know two thousand whatever and one more time to the ground civilization i mean iran one point yeah three thousand-year-old persian empire i mean we and it's it's facing extinction i mean we can we've we can decide whether or not we're going
to completely [ __ ] up that that region of the world but yeah i mean iraq and then the looting of all these ancient um libraries and like museums there i mean all these ancient artifacts and then look at lebanon another birthplace of civilization we just like israel just bombed the [ __ ] out of it and just [ __ ] destroyed it i mean it's just unbelievable we should be protecting these sites but i guess we're a little bit too short-sighted to give a [ __ ] well it's it's just i think it's a really strange time as far as our ability to influence uh events and to change the world and our ability to physically impact the world and our sort of our our ability to have evolved to the point where we know that that's not a good idea it's almost like our ability to create movement and to create events is far greater than our ability to recognize the impact of these events what do you think this is all about do you think that it's it's just a machine that's kind of operating almost on its own in terms of perpetual warfare and the military-industrial complex not being able to be scaled down and just like the enormous growth and you know need to just attain more and more power and what where what is that well it seems like that kind of a thing is a trend for human beings that when they get into a position of power they try to keep pushing it they don't scale back they don't they don't never see her they never get comfortable with their salary they always want advances they always or they always want uh bonuses they always want more money and they want every year they want to raise and we want to continue to move forward and forward and we see that happen where people cut corners or in people in positions with extreme power they can manipulate the actual laws themselves in order to allow them to do things that maybe most people wouldn't agree to but it's sort of the same in my opinion at least the same sort of process or the same sort of pattern that exists throughout the human race when people get into a position of power they
tend to push it that's just what we do when we when a guy becomes the sheriff in a town and he's got corrupt tendencies he starts to control the town and when you know it's just yeah it's just like when the technology exists it will be abused by people almost until the the opening of the big mind and i think if there's anything that's going to save people it's the opening of the big mind and what i believe the opening of the big mind is that we're going to eventually come to a point in the very near future 20 30 whatever years i don't want to guess but where we share consciousness not just be able to email each other but literally i can get inside abby martin's head i can understand you can get inside of my head you can get inside of his head and then you're going to kill yourself once you get into his head you gotta go the point being is that i think that if there's any trend that seems to me to be uh inevitable this is two and one is that things are going to progress they're going to always there's going to be a faster laptop next year if the car is going to get more gas mileage and go zero to 60 quicker and your phone's going to be lighter and stronger and it just keeps kind of do you think there's a problem with that planned absolute obsolescence though that we have this system that knows 20 years down the road the model that they're going to release in 20 years they're releasing these antiquated models year after year so you can just buy the newest version of them i don't know how much of that is real because i think that in an environment as competitive as the one we experience today i think eventually the cream rises to the top and the competition is so strong like let's put the smartphone market for an example to develop a smartphone phone get it approved by the ftc then release it i'm not sure who's holding back [ __ ] i don't know if they really are i don't know if it's a simple matter of you have to get things approved or this is just what they can do on a mass level now and if you like say if like it's a samsung galaxy s4 or some [ __ ] like that one of the newest android phones i'm pretty sure that's about as good as they can do right now i don't think they're really holding
anything back but they also know that six months from now that's going to be dog [ __ ] because there's going to be and help me ob1 phone that you press a button it makes a princess leah hologram you know i mean that's going to happen there's a this dude from uh there's a place in i think it's marina del rey it's called just cause it's an an emotion capture thing there's this dude ruben who took us and showed us how to use this motion capture [ __ ] and one of the things that they showed was that they can take you you put on a suit and they put instead of you being abby martin you're a giant dinosaur or you're a spaceman or you're a wolverine you know they can just make you whatever you want inside this game no way yeah yeah yeah without a doubt so there's going to be a phone within our lifetime you're going to be able to press a button and you're going to be able to appear in a princess leia outfit and you're going to you're going to be able to say help me obi-wan you're my only hope you mean you could like literally be a 3d hollywood right oh yeah we are definitely going to have virtual reality merged with with reality but wait when i think there's planned obsolescence let's go back to the sharing of consciousness because i don't understand how that would work because how can you really isolate i don't either consciousness so we're [ __ ] i don't think it's isolating consciousness i think it's accessing i think it's the ability to access information and the ability to access thoughts i think one of the first steps and this is completely hypothetical folks people are screaming on science forums this is not possible you [ __ ] idiot media you're right we're just talking [ __ ] here okay relax but i think one of the things that's probably going to happen is they're going to be able to record memories they're going to be able to put a hard drive in your mind somewhere in your system that can record your memories more accurately than your own memory can and that will act as our new memory it's sort of how like you can't really remember that many phones phone numbers anymore because they're all stored in your cell phone i know like four or five numbers and that's it once
those are done they're out of my system but i think that we're eventually going to be able to get a version of your memory that's going to be an artificial recording that's in like an hd it's absolutely absolutely no then that's that's incredible but they already are doing studies where they can they have like analogs and and cataloging dream sequences and almost like deciphering different shapes of people of what people are dreaming it's really rough right now but the technology's there and it's definitely developing so that's that's going to [ __ ] revolutionize it right there those are dreams to be able to be recorded yeah are you kidding me there was a woman um i think i'm trying to figure convicted on her memory there was a woman um it was in another country okay women said there was a woman who was accused of a crime and they called her into court and tried this test on her god [ __ ] ftm i forget what it's called they um they figured out how to register or or to access her memories and in those memories they determined that she had a personal knowledge of the crime and that they couldn't prove that she had actually committed the crime they couldn't prove whether she was a witness but she said she wasn't even anywhere near and they proved that she had a personal knowledge of the crime now and that was memory based that had nothing to do with like yes like lie detector technology no no yeah somehow or another they're they're accessing memory let me see i'm trying to google the correct things yeah somebody uh showed it to me the other day it was it's really crazy this um i don't i don't have the store in front of me next uh podcast i'll find it folks and i'll get it to you yeah you're like you do three-hour podcast i don't even know where this is you [ __ ] [ __ ] how about you [ __ ] research [ __ ] before you talk about it somebody showed it to me i'm assuming it's real i'm sure you smart cats will send it to me on twitter did you hear about the cops in detroit robbing people yeah these real cops yes amazing they were real cops what are we in [ __ ] gotham city well detroit kinda is
detroit's way scarier than gotham city detroit is we were just there really yeah would you film the tv show we went to zug island i thought what zug island is where they make a lot of cars it's it's mostly like a steel factory and plant and uh when we were there we saw houses that were like 50 bucks we saw found one online it was 39. yeah 39 dollars for a house no regulars are 500 there's a lot of 500 houses there you just get but you wouldn't want to live there like they would have to pay you to live there it smells horrible like it like a sulfury burning chemically smell and it's just in the air all the time and people were they were fishing in this polluted river and uh my friend was like why are they fishing in that river it's like because they need to eat like it's really that crazy 47 percent illiteracy rate the the highest rate i believe of abandoned houses like the growth of abandoned houses in the nation i'm pretty sure i read that too i might have made that up though but yeah we can't and i'm not and let me preempt this by saying i'm not advocating bailing out cities but it is just funny that the government's like oh we can't help you we're gonna [ __ ] take all the pensions but at the same time we're just gonna bail out giant corporations and [ __ ] it maintain 900 bases around the world and spend trillions of dollars [ __ ] maintaining this empire bases but it's a but we're just going to neglect all the cities here and yes there was a lot of corruption in detroit yes there's a lot of externalities that i'm not taking into consideration it's just an interesting dichotomy of who the [ __ ] does this government really care about and again it brings us full circle to porn nobody bailed out porn all right nobody bailed out porn man dude lived in my neighborhood was a porn guy lost his [ __ ] house [ __ ] man nobody cared you're trying you're trying to get up haven't moved to detroit yeah all the people who lost out in the porn industry yeah start porn in detroit free taxes
those people [ __ ] you for cheap they won't eat radioactive fish the [ __ ] you on the cheap it's a good move this is the end of the show clearly we ran out of gas i'm gonna pee you guys talk about yourselves then we'll wrap this up i'll come back and we'll clean it up a little clip oh yeah yeah let's do that here we go okay okay okay joe wants to see it joe wants to see joe snap one off so what do these little lamps do they're salt himalayan and salt lamps supposedly they have some kind of energy that comes off of them but i don't buy it i think joe's just a hippie closeted hippie so they're actually made of salt yeah they're made out of salt oh crazy um so your artwork you do do you also have like a like a gallery or do you have a any online where you can buy posters of your stuff abby martin.org you can check out the gallery there and i just brought something that i thought you guys would like here but yeah i do a lot of like abstract art and uh political art as well oh that's cool yeah did you go to school for art or no no i think art school is kind of [ __ ] yeah it kind of conforms you know what they whatever they think art is whatever so art it just started off as mostly uh going to the collage section right there bam it started off as just mostly an outlet because political activism was dominating my life but then it it ended up being uh something that i was able to bridge the two together and it just it keeps me sane i don't get to do it as much as i would like to but and what is is this what is this medium that you're using is this ink that is all paint pen and cutouts of paper i do nothing on the computer so that's all just hand drawn ink and and collage that's really cool paint pen thank you now do you ever do a live gallery or do you ever have have you ever done that like like a showing of your oh yeah absolutely i did a a lot of art shows in the past and i did my first political installation that's a line of riot cops i took a photo of and then
just drew over it what did i miss you missed a lot of [ __ ] dude yeah you stopped did i miss out uh we're looking at her artwork at abbymartin.org i love when i don't know something about somebody it turns out they're badass at [ __ ] yeah that's pretty sweet i like finding that [ __ ] too looky here badass artist what's the video cool yeah introduce it yes okay so this is a little compilation promo that i made of what i think are the best clips of the entire first season of breaking the set which is the show i have on rt america so this is kind of just a little two-minute uh preview of what the [ __ ] the show's about okay check it out [ __ ] the media the candidates the corporatocracy can't wait for this to be over word new york times welcome to the this administration has no credibility club remind me again why it is that people are worshiping kings and queens in the year 2013. so i have a novel idea instead of blaming the whistleblower for trying to evade death by way of the espionage act you actually talk about what the nsa revelations are in a constitutional public democracy this is not informed consent by those who are governed this is manufactured consent and i would actually it's coors consent in secret guys this is not about safety it's not about terrorism this is about chilling dissent and controlling society live live die die die isn't he dead already you can't conduct these kinds of wars around the world killing innocent people in the pursuit of a few bad guys and and pretend that it's not going to come back to to hurt you did you find the logic flawed now looking back do you regret your vote to invade and occupy a country to find one man see we ought to be critical of highly concentrated forms of power wherever we find it because that kind of power is usually subject to chronic abuse hello i'm stephanie from nestle we saw the video you post on youtube criticizing nestle over water
so here's our response walmart's also been described as an economic death star destroying everything in its path leaving behind nothing more than homogeneous wasteland so the harmless activist is now the criminal yet actual criminal banksters run free well i'm glad this government has its priorities straight so do you shackle down your mind and subscribe to old school paradigms or do you liberate yourself by acknowledging reality sure the world would lose its innocence but wouldn't you rather know the truth [Laughter] powerful abby martin you're all angry and [ __ ] you're like causing a revolution or something i'm just pissed and you don't see people who are like pissed but rt allows you to be pissed but i should say that you're very pleasant you know by saying you're angry you're kind of angry when you're doing these clips if someone didn't know you and they saw that they would think like wow this is like really intense check but you're very pleasant you're very normal that's f it is funny that you say that because everyone i've met they're like wow you look you seem like you're really intense and i'm like just yeah i'm pissed off when i'm talking about the [ __ ] but i can also be a normal person who can like have conversations about different things yeah ultimately it all boils down to you can't deny what's going on and so many people are and if it's not for people like you that come up and go hey quite honestly what the [ __ ] is happening if that doesn't happen and it's a real controversial thing and i i applaud you and this is going to sound condescending but i have to say it in this way anyway i applaud you for doing it even more because you're a woman because i know that a lot of men don't want to hear women talk about important issues there's a weird thing like especially old schooly type men like like how many dudes in their 50s want to listen to some how old are you like 29 or something like that yeah 29 year old chick little [ __ ] smart mouth talking [ __ ] about our military or whatever you know like they don't want to hear that [ __ ] like exactly old dudes don't want to hear that at all so it takes a lot of
balls or whatever you have yeah ovaries takes a lot of ovaries it takes a lot of courage to uh to be able to do that it's a tricky situation when you start talking about [ __ ] that other people should have taken care of it's like because you're not just saying to old dudes like hey [ __ ] you know like do you pay attention to what's going on like this is what the government's doing to you you're also saying hey how did you let this happen you were the ones that were in truck what are you doing there accident you were like you were the ones who are in charge of this like you guys allowed this to happen like anybody that's upset at the way the situation is right now who had anything to do with it look at yourself yeah look at yourself exactly don't get mad at edward snowden you know yeah and i think you know people have told me that i'm you know why don't you provide more solutions or you're like fear-mongering and stuff i'm like look we all need to get this information first before we can even get to what we can do about it like we don't [ __ ] know any of this [ __ ] because we've been conditioned and not knowing it the media is controlled by six corporations six corporations that work in concert with the establishment to push their narrative six corporations that about 120 people sit on the boards of directors of that also sit on the boards of directors of defense contractors monsanto i mean this is what's controlling that's the corporatocracy yeah yeah the media is allowed to lie it's about entertainment it's not about providing information so it's a shame that i have to work for russian government to provide the truth about my own country and it's a shame that there's no outlet here that will allow me to do that it's amazing that this is like when we think about russia when you think about putin you think about like oh don't piss that [ __ ] guy off like those people are crazy like those people are gangsters [ __ ] but uh we don't think about that when it comes to this country right but meanwhile you know look look what the [ __ ] is going on like
look at this the edward snowden thing is a classic situation they're offering political asylum to a guy that exposed a worldwide spying program right who else is spying is the uk spying they're spying their spine yeah but china spying everyone's surprised everyone's fine but right but is that what's going on on [ __ ] like brazilians it's like why the [ __ ] are we spying on brazilians never know what's going on that ass got to get that ass they found out about chujas you ever eat a fogo deshawn you ever eat at one of those places that's how you're supposed to say if you're cultured by the way you don't say ciao pho get a child you don't say that you say yeah but it's funny that the media is acting like oh it's a thumb in the eye it's a middle finger of the us it's like well actually the u.s set the double standard years ago when we denied repeated extradition requests of actual criminals from russia russia has [ __ ] asked us to extradite multiple criminals and we said no yeah same with ecuador same with venezuela yeah but we didn't want to right but so why are we actually shocked when other countries don't do it why are we acting so shocked when russia's like no we're not going to extradite this guy isn't it funny that we keep saying we yeah i need to stop doing that i i try to too but it's so easy to do i know so easy to go we're the ones who right that's what pisses people off though i know they're like don't call it weeds yeah well okay it's somebody yeah this should yeah should be a better account of what the [ __ ] we stands for yeah it's like i'm sick of just saying like the u.s government yeah this well that's like that's the real problem with like conspiracy theory type talk the government's trying to how much of the government because the government itself it's the irs the cia the fbi the nsa a lot of them which don't even like each other yeah even though we have it's not us necessarily doing it we are sponsoring it with our tax dollars so it really is we in a general sense sure in a very general sense very general but when we think of like the responsibility for the actual action itself and then we say we did this in afghanistan we did this in iraq i didn't [ __ ] slaughter any afghanis or yeah it gets real tricky
when you get into the wii strange times abby martin do you think about that like you're historically to be a reporter this is one of the weirdest times ever it's one of the weirdest times ever to to be witnessing sort of uh society boiling i guess though the the statement holds true that every time was the weirdest time for that time right right but this is the weirdest time ever yeah i i think about that a lot i think because of the advancement of technology and the fact that we are so interconnected and know about all the horrible [ __ ] going on at any given time does it just seem like it's so much more [ __ ] up now because we have access to all of that we get like an ap news alert when everything horrible happens like i don't know or is there really more like horrible [ __ ] going on i don't know well we definitely have more if you hear that it's not me peeing for just pouring a little coffee i think we definitely have more access there's no question about that so we're going to hear more stories about things that have happened but i i i wish i knew how much of it it's how much of it is act how much of it is affecting the actual things that we do i don't know about it well that's the problem is all we hear on the corporate media is [ __ ] that doesn't affect us jodi arias case zimmerman i mean in a grand scheme of things you can argue that yes the stand your ground laws definitely affect people but did it warrant that much coverage for weeks and weeks and weeks and every detail of the case well here's a perfect example um today think about all the [ __ ] that's going on in the world today i mean there's giant chunks manhattan size are falling off a [ __ ] green land they're they're huge chunks of ice right we all know about that we all know about this bradley manning thing we all know about this edward snowden thing we all know about what the [ __ ] is going on with iran what's happening with north korea we all know about that but the front page of cnn i'm fighting for my life it's a-rod because he's suspended for a year you know what he only has 270 million dollars what will he do if he is forced to take
a he a whole year off for using russia don't feel [ __ ] bad for him stop what you're saying or what are you a communist [Laughter] is front page news for a reason because this is the most important story in america a-rod suspended but in line up during appeal so he's allowed to go into the line so we can go hmm this is how is this going to play out how is it going to watch it grand drama salacious as [ __ ] you know what's terrified me is i vice is so awesome i love that you've been interviewing uh shane smith yeah he's awesome but dude this oh wow great girl into taking roads too um no but the venice the venice one where he was like venice is underwater holy [ __ ] yeah like underwater for a hundred days out of the year it's just that's how much the ocean's rising right now so it's like the people so how much of venice is accessible um they've just built bridges all over so people just walk on these like platforms all over the city wow it's totally flooded so is it is it rising like how much of a difference is it from before it's been progressively rising and and shane smith was just like look these people who are arguing about is global warming man-made is climate change it doesn't [ __ ] matter it's happening now like we don't need to have the argument about [ __ ] who did it yeah we did a lot of [ __ ] yeah shit's [ __ ] up and [ __ ] and [ __ ] that's a that's a quote somewhere in the bottom of a message board now abby martin chicks [ __ ] up that's a bottle of the cork bottle yeah that's a that's a real good point there was an article about miami they were talking about miami and within the decade we'll be underwater they're like you can't stop it also because miami apparently is on like a very porous limestone it's not hard ground because it's like it's not just at sea level great it's like a giant sponge yeah right so they were saying that like it's gonna be it's gonna be crazy like it's all just gonna be a marsh like you're not going to be able to get to your condo i think the problem with the whole argument is people like al gore who are actually profiting off the solutions the carbon credit thing i think it's [ __ ] um you can't trade pollution
somehow think that's going to be [ __ ] the answer so i think and then when you see things like uh the meat industry not getting penalized for the fact that they are creating the majority of carbon output so this is the meat industry that's doing that the methane coming from cow farts so so the methane from cow farts are the biggest problem the world's ever known i think it's a large percentage of carbon emissions but the fact that we're not even talking about that it's like the the you know the burdens put on the consumer where we're like calculate your carbon footprint i think people are like what the [ __ ] yeah we need to put cups over the back of cow's butts tape those [ __ ] down and capture all that methane just capture it you know what put them in the dome like that stephen king book put all the cows inside of the dome is that one of those cows that has the um is that look at the balls jesus christ the size of that [ __ ] ball um they could capture it why can't they capture it can they figure out a way to like dome them cows in and suck all the methane you could put a man in orbit in the space station floating above the planet and he could [ __ ] twitter from up there you telling me you can't dome up a few cows and suck them farts turn them into resources isn't that possible it seems like this would be possible it should be right yeah if we can figure out to do satellites we should be able to figure out how to suck methane out of the air out of cow's asses the future gloomy or rosy abby martin i think uh depends on your perspective i hate people who are like oh i don't look at positive or negative news tell your grandma's impression of your grandmother oh i know luckily i don't look at news because it makes me sad i don't have any makeup oh i'm just really positive i just like don't oh no that's just too negative it's like well this is [ __ ] reality so you're gonna intake reality and and figure out how you're going to relay your own message of what reality is like that's [ __ ] truth so if you're gonna reject a whole
portion of the world because you don't want to [ __ ] be negative then that didn't really answer your question i think that it looks like it does it's you're just sort of hedging your bets yeah yeah it can go either way right do you think do you have a responsibility being in a position where people are listening to you to talk about certain things uh i think yeah i mean i think i have the resources or is it just natural does it just come instinctive for the i started off as an anti-war activist and then i just went from there realizing that all this [ __ ] was censored why is it censored and then getting into media and so i've been passionate about this stuff for since i was 17. you know on the streets doing activism you were in the streets at 17 what are you doing out there [ __ ] trying to lobby against us not blowing iraq up when you were 17 yeah wow how many people listened they were like [ __ ] come on you're [ __ ] 17. how many people listen to 17 year olds yeah it's a unfortunate aspect well what's crazy is that there's millions of people in the street saying the same thing but we were ignored um when you see like uh occupy wall street and [ __ ] like that do you think that that has a positive effect absolutely i think so yeah i think that it really got the uh the debate into the 99 versus the one percent kind of realizing that we all have so many problems and when people demonized occupy and say no you guys can't get a consolidated message what the [ __ ] is this all about it's like well there's [ __ ] 99 problems like that and a bitching one but no i mean there's seriously so many problems facing us and it all stems from the same system so i don't blame the movement for not galvanizing behind one message the problem with occupy is that it was so inclusive that would be like homeless people would be doing open mics and [ __ ] mic checks was like it's like dude you can't mark chuck chuck everyone's like mike check and
you're like i need a cigarette [Music] i need to sit otherwise well there was a cultural aspect to the uh whole occupy thing that got a little strange and that was that mic check thing where people would do that like in courthouses right mike checking and people like yell it out it was very military i think there needs to be some sort of leadership you know but then again i think that there needs to be if we had like a true democracy it would be uh and i think if we had people actually having democratic input but the thing is we don't have that we have like what one delegate that can go and [ __ ] the electoral college is [ __ ] we don't even have like direct representation so it's just it was a good concept and i think it's the start of it you know it was cracked down brutally by militarized riot police all across the country on a federal level i saw it firsthand i was in oakland living there and there's a [ __ ] police state dude i was like why are you guys expelling so many resources to shut down a little camp of like a hundred people it's like [ __ ] a thousand police full riot riot gear like treating it like a riot like i don't understand if you have if you're dressed as a paramilitary troop um i don't understand why you need to be uh using these crowd control methods if if there's no riot it's like i don't know it's just bizarre it's the whole generation fighting the new generation it's part of what it always is going to be there's always going to be a resisting of change and trying to fight back the angry hordes i mean it's very similar if you're dressed like a troop you're going to act like a [ __ ] soldier you know what i've described it as like an enemy i've described operation uh or occupy wall street as being sort of like white blood cells like they're they're going around the infected area they don't know what the [ __ ] they're gonna do but they're they're making it inflamed they're causing attention like when you get an infection on your knee and you look down your knees swollen that's sort of like white blood cells on
occupy wall street you look down in this these areas where these people camped out and screaming and yelling and doing mic checks all day and like that's inflammation yeah yeah yeah you got an inflammation spot you got a sore you got a dirty little sword right there it's it's for there for a reason so future rosie can we say rosie yeah possibly i think i think it needs to get worse before it gets better but i have faith in humanity and i think that we can pull things around and i wouldn't be doing what i'm doing if i didn't believe that do you like working for rt i do i have uh an amazing amount of editorial control did you ever think you would say that you like working for russia [Laughter] it's a pretty [ __ ] up world isn't it yeah yeah it just it's just twisted it's like i never thought that that's just right right do that to tell the truth that's crazy powerful prophet rb martin so you can follow abby martin on twitter it's just abby martin right and um is there a website for your show uh just look up breaking the set on youtube and i also have media roots as my media organization on the side abby martin.org anything else to say like find people before you bolt yeah just [ __ ] the truth is is enlightening don't reject it embrace it and express yourself and if you're passionate about something it's a responsibility to express that in whatever medium you choose but don't reject the truth and don't turn it off because we gotta [ __ ] progress in other words get it together [ __ ] with much love for all spread the love and you shall receive exactly we will see you guys later this week with um greg fitzsimmons will be stopping by and i got some other [ __ ] going on too i'm gonna try to bring in one of these dudes that are angry at me the chemtrail dudes and have them sit down unedited for several hours and let them express themselves because they're so pissed at me can we bring the bigfoot guy in too at the same time why not we will see you freak soon so until then go shop with stamps.com you don't shop you send [ __ ] stamps.com use
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