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hey you [ __ ] freaks this episode of The Joe Rogen Experience Podcast is brought to you by stamps.com um stamps.com which is right now the only way Brian sells those those uh Kitty Cat t-shirts that you see those Des Squad shirts from Des squad. TV he actually uses stamps.com so we know it's a good product if you use the code word Jr there's a little microphone in the upper right hand corner one those old school e microphones for whatever reason that's like the cool microphone I don't know why I never got that but regular microphones don't get nearly enough a [ __ ] credit there's something sexy about those old school Frank Sinatra in the 1930s back when people were dumb as [ __ ] that was a really awesome microphone that's like a talk yeah it's classy uh if you click on that and enter in the code word JRE there's a special offer you get all kinds of cool [ __ ] like a free scale and 80 bucks and $25 and postage coupons and if you look at the website go to um go to stamps.com and then click on the thing and enter in the code word JRE it'll fill you in on all the details uh about the uh the offer the way it is it says I have it says $110 bonus offer why does it say $80 because normally just a normal person that goes to stamps.com only gets that $80 a offer but if you type in or you click on that microphone and type in JRE you get a even better offer then you get $110 offer okay I got confused I was like did they lower it I hate when people like lower it you know when they have like I don't want to call them out on it they're our customers or we you know their customers or something like that we're working together uh anyway if you go to stamps.com what it allows you to do is you measure all your [ __ ] like say if you say sell things like you know send things online you measure all your [ __ ] at home you put your little sticker on it boom Postman picks it up you don't have to go to the mailbox you don't have to weigh in line you don't have to weigh your [ __ ] it's you could do it all right there print up your own Postage and be done with that whole process use the code word J re and save yourself some money or right your [ __ ] we're also brought to you by on it.com that's o n niit t we uh if you haven't been to the website we don't know what the [ __ ] to
call the company so we call it a human performance enhancement company if that makes any sense Human Performance company uh the whole company is just focused on [ __ ] that makes your body work better uh exercise equipment that's the best for functional strength nutritional supplements that are best for recovery and for cognitive function and endurance and all that [ __ ] very uh all of it is very healthy stuff it's like whatever we feel like uh we would buy whatever we feel like we would use what what I think you know is beneficial as far as like exercise equipment or vitamins or supplements that's the kind of stuff we sell and we just try to sell you the best [ __ ] we can find and if you use the code name Rogan you save 10% off any and all supplements any any shows coming up anything uh yeah I'm going to be uh at not the Brea but what's the other one Ontario no no Brea I'm going to be in Brea not Brea but what yeah it's Brea Improv is that what you doing yeah improv and uh I'm going to Toronto next month and uh ComiCon 2013 all the [ __ ] can be found at DES squad. TV or my Twitter is Redban yeah and all my [ __ ] that's uh all my uh upcoming dates are all on Joe rogan.net all right that's let's just bail on this Everlast is here goddamn it commercial is now officially over [Music] h I Seena at a stop L now [Music] R sitting in a pearl wado and the gangster lean she would re got a sticker on the bumper say she like she look like Selena the truth couldn't be pler she like the ganger bogie her Popp calls a cookie her friends call her a sad girl cuz a man went away and he ain't never coming back girl crying another tattoo [Music] tear I seen her at the market she was pushing a stroller smoking on a cigarette drinking a soda laughing at a joke that somebody just solder got a baby's name tattooed on the back of her shoulder she look like an angel yeah she talk like the devil she feel like a
stranger she live like a rebel she's a sad girl cuz a man went away ain't never coming back girl crying of the tattoo [Music] te sad girl living on the east side of the city proud woman boss she don't want none of your B sad girl got no one to rely on proud woman don't need your shoulder cry on but she could use a little rent now and the back of [Music] grocery I seen her at the post office mailing a letter she sent a little money and she made him a [Music] sweater she's talking on p phone and something set up I really want hold her but I only just matter her but I can tell she's been crying she said she it felt like dying she never been so alone no she got to make it all no she's a sad girl cuz the man went away and he never coming back girl cry of tattoo te yeah sad girl living on the east side of the city proud woman boy she don't want none of your [ __ ] no sad girl got no one to rely on woman don't need your shoulder cry on she use a little red [Music] now and a bag of [Music] grocery she's a sad girl cuz the man went away and he ain't never coming back powerful [Applause] Everlast dude so great to have you back man that was awesome thank you sir Brian Vasco joining me Brian what's up hi how you doing gentlemen what's happening you know these are strange times it's good to have a man like Everlast around trying to be trying to be trying to make it happen these are strange times my friend every day how you been good living loving yep surrounded by crazy women that's how life you know if you you could say that you've probably had a fun life I'm surrounded by completely insane women the ones that are not crazy are not fun to be around unfortunately just had a new one you know got three-month old at
home congratulations man thank you yeah everything's going good man um you know just I just turned around bling miles has it been a year it's probably been about a year yeah so somewhere around then yeah last time too long yeah this is the first time at this place too made an acoustic record we're going to have just cuz of y'all really that's ridiculous when does that come out um like August sometime I don't have the exact date but y'all will have it you know what I mean so you started doing acoustic shows you know I would do acoustic stuff like like walk in the radio station promote your record right you know I mean and then like um came and did your podcast the first time didn't do any music you know I mean and people were still super love you know what I mean and then that that second time when I came and did music the first time and kind of busted the Cherry of The Joe Rogan show in the musical world also uh you did Sir you know like the reaction was ridiculous man I mean we've been doing acoustic tours like you know what I mean like literally like we toured all the Europe in the winter and sold out um lot of shows there's a lot of Joe Rogan lovers out out in Europe too man well you know man there's there's something really cool about acoustic music there's something really cool about when you're doing a song and it's just you and your guitar and that's it you know or in in a keyboard back up or whatever when you're right there doing it live and raw like that on a on an internet radio show it's all just broadcast there's no stop there's no let's try this again let's get it from the top when you real deal it's the real deal and it's just a good the way you it's there something about a a a sing a real singer songwriter and a guitar it's one of the purest forms of expression the way it like hits you like emotional impact of songs a dude with a guitar with a voice like yours and a guy who's always writing man that's what I I dig about you you're always writing you've always got new [ __ ] you're always coming in here with new songs you always have like you're always working man you're just always putting in the work when it comes to your music you know I mean it's I mean you make people laugh you go look for crazy [ __ ] you know what I mean it's
something your soul tells you you got to do making making money at it is the bonus is the but uh there is the honest side of it that it's like if I don't wake up and hustle something out of nothing out of thin air you know then rent might not get paid in 6 months you know that's true too and we've all seen people drop off it's scary once you're moving you got to keep moving once you know More Money More Problems you know you know another thing is I said something to I want a whole lot of [ __ ] problems man I hear you dude yeah anybody who doesn't want those problems oh don't be silly they're better than the starving problems right I was telling Ari shafir that you know we were talking about like writing material and we just would in the middle of the conversation I realized I'm like you know if you're an Ari shafir fan you're the only one who could deliver it like it's your responsibility you have like thousands of RA shaffir fans but you're the only one who can deliver you like you're particular style of Comedy you're what you look like the way you speak you're the only one this is it so like for someone who's an Everlast fan you're the only one there's no other there's no other Everlast out there you the only guy who can produce Everlast material so that's like a giant responsibility and if you're a fan you want to tap into a dude who's always creating new [ __ ] you know that way you know if you become a junkie like if you're a Leonard Skinner junkie [ __ ] man the [ __ ] they you know that [ __ ] plane crash was a long ass time ago but if you're an Everlast fan you're always bagging out new [ __ ] you know you know we working trying to be like you man I don't even know what that means but thanks I'm not even trying to be like me I'm just trying to make sense of the whole [ __ ] thing yes sir have you seen the uh the thing that's going down right now on Turkey do you know what's happening yeah Rebellion massive rebellion in Turkey I I have not read much about it uh this it's they're saying it's some sort of like an occupi style revolt and I saw a photo of uh these people walking down the street and it's insane it's like some end of the world [ __ ] it's like Brian see if you can pull up the picture it's crazy this picture these
people were walking down uh the street together I mean it was overflowing with people it's like everyone was out there marching and protesting it was like 100% of the people in the city and seeing them walking down the street it's it's [ __ ] craziness man I don't exactly know what the [ __ ] the story is though it's kind of strange to me too it's like I mean I don't know maybe it's just my perception of things but it seems like the the less we are like that like our country that used to be that kind of country whenever people got in an uproar they just to the streets and protest and you know that don't I mean it happens but let's keep it real it doesn't happen like it using the more the rest of the world takes advantage of their freedom like the less we actually use ours at all well I think we're just so soft it's so safe when you can buy like you know powdered Donuts at 3:30 a.m. you know at the Ralph's every other Block it's yeah life gets easy it's you know mean that's not good for you to be for things to be that easy that's why like an easy job it's probably one of the worst things you should ever you know you don't want an easy job you don't want something that you could just halfrain it you will slowly rot away while these kids in Turkey are throwing malov cocktails at the cops and trying to take over the government you know those are it's like but it's always going to be that right are we wishing good luck to them or not I see I don't know I'm not I don't know what exactly I'm going I'm going to go with yes just cuz I'm a rebel I'm down with that Brian are you a rebel I'm going to go with yes awesome yeah we're down with the young kids you have a bomb on your hat so by the way and being on the airplane with his hat was really uncomfortable I forgot that I had it on and it was just like right after the Boston bombings too and I was like why am I wearing this hat good taste good choice no it was wait a minute you did you have the camo jacket to go with it like a hunting like the duck like the the the Duck Dynasty like hunting jacket yeah with an empty Scabbard yeah I checked my sword Jesus what about those [ __ ] guys that just hacked a dude up in oh yeah in England that to me was like what the [ __ ] is wrong with the world it's
really crazy have you seen the video of the guy talking to the camera I didn't hear the talking but yeah I saw the image but I didn't hear any I didn't hear like the rant or anything yeah I don't know what happened man but apparently was something to do with religion yeah that's I'm kind of you know distant from religion I used to experiment in all kinds of them I don't reject any but you were a Muslim for a while I am I mean I won't I don't you know I I don't practice because I just don't believe in organized religion at this point right I believe in I do believe in God and I believe in a single Creator and all that do you but but there's a lot of story I don't believe in magic right you know I mean well you know what I think about religion you know when I was a young man I was forced into Catholic school and I don't believe in killing [ __ ] because my [ __ ] is right and yours is wrong you know what I mean right unless it's you're breaking in my house trying to steal my [ __ ] right then then I'm a fair you're fair game well when I when I was a kid I was forced to go to Catholic school and I I hated religion for a long time after that I just thought it was ridiculous the nuns were [ __ ] it was a mess it was just I was RA Catholic I got a story too did you go to Catholic school yeah so i' I've for the longest time yeah go ahead I'm sorry so but for the longest time after that I thought that religion was horseshit you know I thought there's just's nothing in this but then as I got older I realized that it's just because I had a terrible experience with it and if you look at like a lot of the principles of religion you got to decipher the fact that people have been around for so long just telling stories and by the time it gets written on paper people try to twist things their the way that they would like it to be when it comes to translations and things like that and goes it in different languages but the core of it all is like people trying to figure out how to get along to connect yeah people trying to figure out how to express love people trying to figure out how to how to treat one as you would like to be treated you know like L the tenants for life that people figured out before they really knew much of anything about how the world Works they had these ideas and they said that
they came from God you know and whether or not anybody had a one-on-one experience with God I don't know I mean May [ __ ] who the [ __ ] knows it's the just the fact that the Earth exists at all is pretty [ __ ] crazy as far as I'm concerned it's nuts but I mean I compare it to this it's like I my I don't say I know anything about a God I have a sense that there's a higher power I have a sense of it you know I feel like I emping I feel like there's something there but can I understand it or explain it or Define it nah man cuz you know I always say you know somebody once told me that's like your shoe defining you right you know there's got to be a line between whatever a Creator is and what a creation I don't even assume it human characteristics anymore right I just take it as like you know kind of like whatever energy I'm following I never I never went to school for music and you would have I was I never planned to do any of this [ __ ] with my life and I don't say go around I'm not preaching or anything but saying all I've did was follow a certain path and energy and it led me through every religion it led me through every religion and by the time I I got to Islam I I I I I I took it into my life and it's primarily about peace and love and then there's all this other subcultural crazy stuff that goes on in these other places I approached it from a western mind and a western philosophy of like just this is a philosophy to deal with it's not like my my clan didn't get murdered by that guy's Imam for 14,000 or 1400 years ago you know there's all this sub stuff that goes on between these sufis and sunnis and and that's when I was like you know what organized religion as a whole is garbage because minute there's organization to it somebody's in charge and then there's power struggle yeah whenever you put first individual thing religion should be M it's not even up for discussion unless we're going to sit there and be like you know unless there's another if I sat down with you I know we could sit down and have a a cool conversation but you know there's also 400,000 people that listen to this or millions of people that listen to this and and you know you can't have a reasonable argument with every single one of them you know well I think that
the idea of the organization like when you put something into a giant organization then you set rules up all of the sudden things get weird you know that's when people get into power and it's the influence gets manipulated and and you know like I tell people all the time you consider me Muslim but I'll go out I'll go out tonight with you and we'll drink three whiskies I don't care will you eat beging what will you eat B I'll eat pepperoni yes I will you know pepperoni my wife my wife my wife my wife the half Jewish lady uh you know reintroduced pepperonis into the life so I that's I made a moderation recently to the lyric was I'll never eat a pig andless a pig is a cop so it kind of just it leaves a little open door I was in uh Seattle and some uh lady came to the show and gave me venison pepperoni that she had made with venison her husband is de Hunter God damn it was good I at there was so much of it I ate it all yeah I always see you throwing [ __ ] on the grill on Instagram and I just haven't got that call ever like come over and come on have some of this venison state with the with the brothers usually me and my underwear at 2 o' in the morning just being out there with nature that's my you know it might inspire me to get rid of my spare tire man you know I put I I posted a picture recently like of me and Willie Nelson like on I was like man and I looked at it afterwards and I was just man I look so young and thin and man I got to drop like twice I put even hashtagged it on there I got to drop like 20 pounds I meant to ask you this you you're you have this artificial valve in your heart yeah does that prevent you from doing any kind of exercise well recently Joe my my engineer guy one of my Entourage he's like got hard into P90x and and uh and he was doing P90X in the morning and and Insanity at night and that guy right there damn so like he got me kind of Pumped up I started I went for P90X it lasted about one day and then I went to my doctor cuz it just encouraged me I was like yo and he just I got to I got to find a dude who like I'm interested in your guy who's coming in here in a couple of days the the fitness dude I need to find a dude who knows how to build my my my heart back up to that level of output cuz right now it's not there yeah just and I can't just get on
a treadmill it's boring i' I'd rather play basketball I need somebody who's going to make it fun make it interesting and and then also you know keep me from eating [ __ ] Laura Dunes at like 2:30 does the valve does the valve function like normal according my doctor except for like 20 25 lbs that he don't like I'm I'm healthy as an ox right now oh okay so you could do anything so if I got there you know what you should do man you should take martial arts take a martial arts I was doing Jiu-Jitsu and stuff and then it's like I kind of put this weight on when my after my I won't blame my daughter's it's like a lot of her life is like us P pumping calories into her like keeping weight on cystic fibrosis youngsters is important for their lung development so like everything in our house is extra fat and and for a long time I just and and hey I mean I won't lie the dep you going through depressions and you know your food is an outlet you you I snack a little too much sometimes but food is yummy it's delicious I love food problem so good but you know so you know I just wound up putting on what was the question there when I went into my say I go to my daughter and it's a whole different thing yeah we were just talking about what you know martial arts you said oh yeah I was doing Jiu-Jitsu yeah yeah and then after I put this weight on I went I tried to go back and it's like with a spare tire trying to do hip hip you know throw your you know that you got yeah man you know I was like now I got to I got to to do that I got to drop some pounds to get back just so I can drop some pounds you know you know what you just do it's just treat it as like an like I mean you should probably get in shape before you do it but you could treat it as some sort of a mental exercise yourself through some T if I make that move I was telling you about you know I'll probably you know I'll be able to hit the run and Canyon Run walks and stuff like that that that's always F I like that walk getting up to the top is a reward yeah that's huge I actually used to pull up and start at the top and walk down cuz then you got to come back up to get your car you know what I mean caffeine and Jack Daniels also helps with weight loss I've notice is that right if you throw up a lot cocaine is amazing Jack Daniels is
terrible for weight loss that's horrible it's just sugar yeah it is unfortunately I know that cuz of I drink whiskey so it turns right into sugar how weird I'm not tastes like I can't get that up I need a guy who's going to show me how I can work around some a few things I think that it's all it's all about moderation you know I don't think you have to give up the whiskey I think if you want to stay healthy another thing is yo I stay steady I don't I I like I don't pass a certain point you know I hit like like 260 and it's like oh that's the that's it that's too big then you get mad then I get mad and I never I don't go like to like 290 or 300 I did once I think like 290 way back like wow but a lot of it too is like we were talking about thyroid earlier I after my surgery I have to take a thyroid pill to like keep my met my metabolism just kind of just went right when all the surgery and stuff happened my body just kind of said we're going to slow life down you know yeah I would imagine that a heart surgery I just need to find out how I could build back up I don't even need to do P90X like full blast like that but I I you know what I'm saying but p9x is good because it makes you do it yeah if you you're going to it seems like it's too much then then you know do as much as you can and then stop but but it makes you do it if you follow I got to find the dude that's going to take money to help me do it man that's what I'm sure you can find I need you guys going to show up my door and be like Yo dude get out of bed [ __ ] you want you want someone to be your will not bad like that that someone to be your will then we'll you know we'll be fighting and he's probably going to be in much better shape than me so I'm going to have to break out a bat and you know it's like an assault charge and I got to buy him a car when I should have just got him got in shape you know get Richard Simmons man and smoke a bunch of weed and have Richard Simmons help you out that sounds like the best thing ever you won't feel threatened by him he'll make your heart grow because he's so heartwarming right I think you just created the greatest reality show ever wow that think that's the greatest reality show ever I might even I might even say yeah to that [ __ ] yeah if that's all it was about was just that
say that I'm sure that would I don't think he would ever Bust A Move come on no time's gone you know maybe when he was younger maybe he would have felt it felt confident just give you a gentle Pat of the ass every Saturday he does a class in La that you could actually sign up for so I'm sure he's up for I'll go grab me some dolphin shorts man that's right get in there son don't be scared to tease don't be scared to give him a little tease and you know I like Coke and [ __ ] and and and and sushi and and I mean Coca-Cola by the way um I know I like steak and cheese subs yeah I love steak oh steak and cheese subs are so good steak and cheese sub with a good Italian roll oh sweet Jesus I know it's bad for where you getting that from by the way all sorts of different places you to H me up you ever go to cavaretta you want to get some some serious Italian food that you really should never be eating cavaretta and uh I guess it's in Koga Park it's a old school Italian SS familiar man godamn dude they got a sausage and pepper sub it's um I don't remember wish I could remember I know how to get there but it's one of those things where you take a left on there and go right on there and cavaretta Google it people does I'll be there does the news of Michael Douglas uh throat cancer affect your [ __ ] eating at all it's a little shocking yeah a little shocking you know I mean you think is this new news cuz I could swear I heard it a long time ago like he first blamed it all on that kind of or he suspected it maybe maybe but I heard about it just yesterday first time I heard I just heard it yesterday were talking about sure I heard it a while ago like on something maybe maybe it's just the the maybe the media you know is picking up on it the second run around you know maybe you talked about it before but it's a recent thing because uh a lot of people think that apparently that it was like cigarettes or alcohol yeah know he he had HPV in his throat right Brian don't do that that's just rude what was that put a Photoshop up of him with his face all photoshopped Michael Douglas [ __ ] wordss on his face that's just rude that's is that AR's butt yes no that's the che clam yeah that's it's you know it's kind of [ __ ] up that sex can give you diseases like what a stupid
shitty little [ __ ] trick by Nature that sex eating [ __ ] can give you some horrible throat cancer how rude and what sucks is most chicks isn't like HPV something like most girls have or most guys have I think a huge percentage of the population has it apparently and they can just recently they can um they can give you a vaccination fro but the vaccinations apparently are a little scary aren't they just they're for the girls right young girls what's the vaccination somewhere there was somewhere was a controversial where they were trying to make the girls like somebody was trying to make girls get them like or make it mandatory wow that's crazy well you know they they give you uh when inoculations vaccinations for kid they one of them they give you is a hepatitis B which is uh I think mostly that's sexually transmittable I think and you're giving it to like kids you know it's like how many people get Hepatitis B you know it's like a lot of them are from sex you know like maybe it's something that the kid needs to worry about eventually but when but when it's a baby are we sure that hepatitis I just remember being told when I was young sex without love was unhealthy really who told you that crazy [ __ ] doesn't want to have fun I can't remember crazy [ __ ] I'm pretty sure probably my mother my mother silly Mom it can be both it can be both sex with love is best but sex without love is pretty [ __ ] good sex there nothing wrong with it people needs to saying the connection there's a connection there yeah if you know if you love somebody you probably care enough more about them to find out whether or not they have HPV right right but but at certain numbers it's like usually sex without the love is more in a rushed State you know let's just go come on you know I don't care they don't speak English do you remember when everybody was worried about AIDS yeah I do you know what I was just saying something about it the other day like it's weird like you know it's nobody worries about it aore I was telling some oh Joe wasn't I just telling you the other day like in the '90s like when that 5 days when you had to wait even if you knew you were cool uh you you were like that five days you we had to wait for the test to come back you were still like what what if oh hold
on or this and you know dude that's no joke now it's like not even it's kind of nobody even thinks about it I remember I was in my car and I was driving to the gym and I was listening to the radio and they I remember the [ __ ] the street I was turning on when they said Magic Johnson just announced that HIV positive I was like this is the I was thinking this [ __ ] was the zombie apocalypse I was like him going on the radio and saying he's HIV positive oh my God Magic Johnson one of the greatest basketball players of all time all going to die I'm like she's got AIDS I was like he's got AIDS holy [ __ ] it's coming man I I just anticipated a wave of AIDS never arrived AIDS mosquitoes change strange strange strange yeah I remember when e died of AIDS and that was that was like cuz that one nobody even knew about it until it he was dead it's crazy yeah and these people that are dying of AIDS in Africa that's a really fascinating thing as well because um apparently now someone please tweet me and correct me if this is incorrect but what I've was told was that a lot of what they when they release figures like you know x amount of people have Aids that doesn't mean x amount of people are even HIV positive that means that they have the symptoms of AIDS it means their immune system is [ __ ] so they see these people and whether it's from poor nutrition or host of various diseases I they don't necessarily test every one of these people because it's expensive to do that so apparently when you hear x amount of people have Aids that's a little on the rough side it's a little bit of a rough estimate well you know is just it's just people are [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] spot to be there's a lot wrong with being there there's a lot of [ __ ] diseases it's not just you know HIV like God damn Africa's got a host of [ __ ] diseases especially when you're poor and you're not eating anything and then like I remember seeing something done on a show Once about like there was some certain tribe or area of Africa where they believed the cure for AIDS was to [ __ ] a virgin yes which is like wow oh it's [ __ ] up how how do you even come up with that Africa still rocks some really crazy ways of life it give you insight into the way the world was just a thousand years ago or 2,000 years ago like
witchcraft is huge in in Africa Witchcraft and burning people because they're witches and accusing people of witches and people doing things to help cure you of demonic possession there's like a big business in it where they like cure children of demonic possession and they they they take them from their parents and they require their parents come up with thousands and thousands of dollars to give to them so the parents go [ __ ] crazy and do anything they can to get the money to get their children back because this guy is claiming that this child is possessed by the devil so if he doesn't do this exorcism like they'll kill this kid like this it's a a a normal common thing in Africa y I think I remember seeing something about that it's [ __ ] crazy there's and there's a ton of them and they're all running this racket scaring the [ __ ] out of everybody killing people it's it's a it's a Nutty place to live and it's 2013 man just like you know we're sitting here chilling in the valley having ourselves a good old time drinking coffee kicking back playing music there's a dude out there is like burning people because he says they're a witch you know that's all going on somewhere yeah that's nutty it's nutty as [ __ ] we moving there don't go to Africa don't do it people tried there was a bunch of Europeans start we're going to start a wildlife preserve I think it's going to preserve itself just fine I don't know if you really need to preserve it we need to stop people from killing them people people are always killing them for like Hardon pills you know it's always Chinese people that think that you can get some Rhino horn grinding up and your dick grows or some tiger penis yeah it's ridiculous that's that's where the or when what there's some other benefits for Rhino horn or other uses that they use but that's what they're killing these rhinos for they're like wiping out the Rhino population because people in Asia have this thing for rhino horns it's kind it would kind of suck if there was no more rhinos I mean rhinos are kind of badass the fact that that thing actually exist got to be thin at this point though must be very thin I think some of them are actually extinct now because these dudes just won't stop hunting them they don't give a [ __ ] it's
just this is they live wild that's a wild place we're So Soft on that same thing I love gator hunters man I love all watch Swamp People Swamp People I love that I want to go yeah I want to I want to go with some pros I don't want to go and just try and hun a gator I want to go with one of them teams and like just even be in the boats got to be an adrenaline rush pulling a like 12 foot Gator on a boat [ __ ] yeah those dudes got to be strong as [ __ ] oxis that one Family the son and the dad they the all Yol dudes with that crazy accent the dad's got a rat t yeah that dude's like supposedly like the world champion arm wrestler in his weight class I believe it I bet that guy's strong as [ __ ] he's his son supposedly fights a little MMA yeah they're throwing dinosaurs around all day I mean they're literally picking up dinosaurs and shooting him in the head in the original season of swan people there was a dude that would go out and live catch them for like experim like scientists wanted to get you know the mediumsized ones but still he would grab them out of the water by their necks and he would be like take crazy love that [ __ ] how do you get good at that those are the people that are going to be around when it all goes bad still you know that right well you if you want to go to Louisiana you could be around too they're everywhere those [ __ ] you can't kill the alligators enough like there's You' have to really go on an assault those guys are pulling 500 out of season each they still got yeah they still got alligators all over the place Crossing highways and [ __ ] they're disgusting must be rough having a dog around there [ __ ] yeah it is I when I lived in Florida a dog got stolen from some old lady the alligator alligator just reached out Sten stole that doggy that alligator had every right to that in his mind Galler that's not stolen that's the rules of the world that dog was slipping Not only was the dog slipping it was tied to a chain and there was an old lady who can't run the other end of it then that's just dinner yeah in Florida the F wonder if the alen gator recognized that the old lady couldn't run I wonder because it just came out of the water it's like yep I'll take that snack cuz we we she L she's lucky it took the dog
she's very lucky but they're weird they they very rarely attack people although there was a story recently where a guy was running from the cops he was on in Miami and he uh hit the brakes and jumped off and overpass into the water right where an alligator was so literally as he jumped into the water the alligator attacked him and killed him right front of the cops def yeah I mean guy jumps off a [ __ ] bridge and lands on you the alligator just [ __ ] him up the cops said it was like a scene in to move it it's like the guy literally locks up his brakes jumps into the water and then it's ah alligators are just ripping them apart but other than that it's pretty rare that they they get people crazy crocodiles are what we got to worry about they have uh they found Nile crocodiles in the Everglades now yeah that's scary so they they they issued a kill on site order for these Nile crocodiles as far as they know they don't have a breeding population but they definitely been spotted in the Everglades which is [ __ ] the real problem [ __ ] somebody Florida Florida the [ __ ] [ __ ] of the country that that place is crazy filled with nutty white people who are on bath salts and they're [ __ ] throwing snakes out their car window while they're driving down the street they're they're [ __ ] Florida is filled with the the red neckest redneck assh on the planet it's a lot of fun down there though it's on another level from the Deep South you know it's like the Deep South that's like the Mexico of the Deep South that's what Florida's like CU it's like you go below the Deep the Deep South's all classy and [ __ ] you can go to Tennessee and be a gentleman have a bourbon and you know what I'm saying but you get down to Florida and [ __ ] gets crazy why because it's the Mexico of the South that's what it is it's like man it's barely America when you're in Florida you could do gigs in Miami dude you are barely in America and I say that in a good way like it is a beautiful energy like they're fun [ __ ] people man is blast it's the one of the best places to go if you want to just go and unwind and have a good time I love watching all those uh you know Cocaine Cowboys documentaries about how like basically Miami is just bu built yes built out of cocaine built out of it
for real cocaine and murder that's I mean literally built that's like literally built the city yeah that dude Billy Corbin I met him in uh in Florida he's he's a bad [ __ ] those documentaries are goddamn good Cocaine Cowboys one and two yeah gelda is that what her name was jela Blanco grisela Gela she was scary did you ever see the god the second Cocaine Cowboys where the dude was seducing the the Godmother from the dude was banging her was like making it happen the Oakland guy was like running shits of Millies man it's hilarious he was just he stroked her go there get his little stick wet every time he got to jail and then how about the fact she got out Viagra dude you got to get that dude some you got to get that dude some salute man he for him yeah [ __ ] yeah man three pills you couldn't take a pill and just going he had to get that [ __ ] up for Gisela yeah that is a strong move are we sure that it was before there was Viagra when was Viagra this was like in the 80s man was it was it the 80s H I'm pretty sure this was in the 80s early 90s at the most when did they invent Viagra Brian would know November 2015 shrine at his home afternoon the weather was a calm 78° those those commercials are always so lame it's always like a couple with gray hair and they're holding hands and they look at each other and they come close and you know they're CAU you know it's it's never a dude with a maniacal look on his face and a boner that's 5 hours old will not die and he sweating and his heart is [ __ ] leaping out of his chest it's never that I'm always curious about the one that says it lasts for three days and you can just like kind of call upon it when you want to like a gen how does that work like a genie you keep for three days I'm on that [ __ ] right now and it sucks it really the 3day thing is not that good like it it's you're on it and it's like all right explain to me how that works um you can just summon a boner while you're on it well I noticed like the first day it's like just intense like everything that happens close to your dick it just makes a boner immediately like today it's more like if I start touching it or if if Jamie starts like kissing it with his pretty lips then it would definitely
like shoot right back up but it's not as sensitive to the point where I'm like walking around like God damn it I have a boner right now where the first day is third day it's just kind of like you have to try a little harder but when it it's ready it's are you taking VI Viagra or Calis or which which one of them is well this was black power which is oh it's probably se you don't know which it is seis but it's a bigger pill so it's more Calis than a normal pill so it's like five days worth of seis oh my God why are you taking all that because I have a but I know but but I don't you don't you think it'd be a better idea don't you think it'd be a better idea to take like half a pill have you ever thought about taking half a pill um no cuz I want as much boner as possible why do you think I'm not doing the I'm just worried you're going to die I'm worry your heart's going to [ __ ] give out like I think boner pills at a certain level are unhealthy well I it's it's weight loss that blood belongs other places most of the time exactly it's all right to it's like it's all right to borrow it temporarily but the interest rates get higher the longer you hold on to it Che Tim Ferris always says about biological lunch that there's no free biological free lunch when you take something has a very positive reaction and also probably has some side effects that you're not really aware of that are equally powerful yeah and ripping [ __ ] up hard hey easy over here and you know another thing it does it really helps is not coming at all that's that like if you sometimes don't even come and you're just like all right I just [ __ ] made that chick have like the best sex in the whole entire world I you know how many people across the country are barfing right now just thinking of you having sex with anyone and you're talking about tearing [ __ ] apart 12y old quilt done after that did they hurt your brain or was your brain already hurt which one is it what crazy talk no it's cool you should probably have less I think there's there's uh certain dangers with it but you know that's one thing that is weird like apparently it it enhances athletic performance it's banned in the Olympics because it recycles your your blood that's oh that's positive put your blood
over there Dr Brian how would you uh scientifically describe the effects of it moves the blood juice down around your [Laughter] places yeah but it apparently enhances endurance I like how the pill was called the black power is that what black power it's it's a white guy [ __ ] a black chick on the cover that's why I got it cuz I was like damn he's making that girl happy a skinny white guy there's dudes there's dudes that only get white girlfriend or only get black girlfriends you know those dudes the white dudes are only Jewish guys Jewish it's a lot yeah I could never I could never take those things man I got you know with the heart stuff but I remember I remember when I got out the hospital a really important thing to me was the doctor said you can't have sex so you could walk or fly the stairs wow and I would look at the stairs like every day wow be like all I'm going to try and I'd go two three steps and I come back down took me about week and a half now when when they they gave you open heart Ser like they have to open up your chest bone yes sir what is that like how long does it take before that heals up um do you feel it now like when you touch it does it bother you sometimes I feel the wire wi through the skin yeah cuz they wire it the shut you know what I mean there's a little wire and when I get xray you see like it looks like a little barb wire thing wrapped around the sternum does that go off when you go through the metal detectors man they' have they have to have it once or twice in my life since it's happened that I believe that that it's that set it off but it's like when they're on super high like if they're set high they I've got I've gone through those you know the full body they never say a word they never ask me about anything oh so I don't even know if they see it the full body is a radio wave thing and what it's looking for is external objects it's looking for [ __ ] that you might have in your pocket like Shanks you know sometimes like those wands those make it go off if if it's set re you know ridiculously high wow like I've had guys go like what is that and I'd be like why I didn't wear a necklace today I was like you must be getting either the wire or my valve wow
right through the skin how [ __ ] up is it we have to test people for metal make sure they're not bring anything hard on them does it feel foreign like sometimes does it like vibrate During certain things like if you're like on a roller coaster do you feel like a certain foreign object inside of you no no it's all you know um the crazy part is like Acoustics of rooms sometimes if I'm sitting in the right spot it's so loud it's ridiculous TI tick tick tick tick yeah like people even I'll be like what the hell you know if I'm in the right spot in the right room it's just like w that is why cuz 90% of the time for me it's white noise you know I just kind of I don't hear that click anymore unless I want to I can hear it click his life yeah oddly enough it's you know it's it's a clock to me it's like all right that's that's each one of those is a second I I was thinking about it the other day I was just talking to somebody about like you know when you really figure it out what how many days we live maybe 35,000 40,000 days is that a lot 365 days a year so 10 years would be 3,000 so you know 20 3,000 if you live 60 years 70 years call it 70 70 times 365 sounds like the we're all math retards it's a lot of time somewhere in that neighborhood I'm sure lot of days yeah 40 let's call it 50,000 days your life is does that sound like a lot doesn't to me no no it doesn't sound I look I I equate it to Dollars man I could spend that now I could go out of here right now and spend $50,000 right you know what I mean I hear I wouldn't want to that would suck you know but unless you're a Gambling Man you know or just an ass yeah I think we like to think that this shit's going to last forever but clearly it's not yeah it's really short man that's the one thing that whole thing really made me realize when I was laying on the thing going in thinking I was I was liter mly thinking I was I wasn't coming out of it I was like I'm I'm dying know you know the whole for me I didn't see visions of flashing before my eyes it was just the whole I think I might even said it on the show before it was the summation of like that's how long it was W that was a blink of a
[ __ ] eye from birth till now right just bar wow and that was the you know that's really my biggest lesson out of it and now I got a clock ticking I'm the I'm the I'm the crocodile from Peter Pan you know well when you go through anything that really makes you think that it could be over that makes you reassess the whole picture sometimes we just get real used to everything you get used to being you know able to go to the supermarket and get food you get used to being able to get up in the morning and walk you know you get used to all these things being alive being alive yeah just the just being conscious I mean the world is a strange strange [ __ ] place man we're just so used to it we don't even think about how strange it is yeah every once in a while I'll sit back and just think about the actual breath I'm going to take that's crazy yeah what that what we just what you took in what your body took out of it what you're pushing out you know what I mean that one simple thing is is is high science and it's invisible completely you need it and it's invisible you don't even know where it is it' be in a room and there's none of it in there walk like God whoa what what led you to to to the Muslim religion as opposed to like Christianity I lived with a family that um was was Muslim they never once talked to me about or anything I found some literature like you know that I read I listen to a tape or two and at the my fundamental understanding of it is it's actually all it's all three of the judeo-christian you know it's that whole it's a summation of all three is it yeah what what are what are the the the three Judaism Christianity and Islam you know it's it goes through all the so-called prophets and all that and and to be honest it's like all those you know the more the older I get the more I see those are stories I still like I said believe in the Creator I see Islam for me just brought me like oh this is all connected MH and and it was like very much about peace in a time in my life when I needed that and um but like I said like I I'm not part of any mosque I'm not part of any and I don't even I don't even practice like that you know what I mean it's it's for me it's like
personal again if it wasn't me and you having this discussion it's like man it's not it's not even important right it's my thing whatever yours is yours right cuz if I was a real Muslim like hardcore everybody praise Odin I'd be all offend you know what I mean that's a that would be a like it's just and it's so silly because it's it's like come on that's kind of the point yeah you know what I mean and and that's when religion for me gets narrow-minded and just I can't I can't follow that path so what you say is that you benefit from it you you find it to I benefit from the knowledge I've taken from it and I don't I'll never I mean you could say I'm Christian and Islam or and Muslim because I've I've practiced both in my life you were talking earlier about uh Catholicism I have I was raised like in going to catechism school and all that learning the lessons and then at 14 I had the uh what they call a confirmation which was you go before the bishop and you basically do this thing and you can it's like you're sort of bar mitzah of a Christian in that that symbolic way we didn't get any checks or big parties um you know it wasn't a big like that it was just kind of you go there and you're a man now and you get the holy spirit is supposed to come down into you and I was buying in at that age you know I mean I bought in I was going to it all and and I remember sitting there in the church and the guy anoints you with the thing and you say the words and I'm walking back and I sit down in my Pew and I'm like okay it's going to happen other kids are kind of act act not wasn't like ah this happened to me but kids were like happy and yay and I just didn't feel a goddamn thing man and for me it wasn't that thought religion was [ __ ] like you how you turned it was for me I was like oh man there's something wrong with me oh for a long time you know what I mean and then like I said I found this other thing that kind of was accepted me on my own on my own terms nobody introduced me to Islam personally nobody said this is what you should think or believe or here's something for you to read this stuff fell into my lap and I was like like I said I follow signs and so that got me through a very I I believe like that philosophy and the way it took my mind mind are one of the reasons I'm still
alive today I think there's some great lessons in a lot of organized religion some great lessons in in both the Bible and the Quran and the Torah there's great lessons in there the problem is they're old as [ __ ] and they need to be updated like they need there there's not it's not a bad thing to have something like a Bible but it's a bad thing to have some old [ __ ] that nobody truly understands and not have some just guidelines of how to live life and be a happy healthy person and don't you know don't necessarily say that they came from anywhere you don't know where the [ __ ] they came from but these are things that people have accumulated and we've figured out in time what's up I got a song that's you got a song about this tell you my religion oh okay beautiful let's do it this is my religion okay Friday it's almost like we set this up well that's why I had to grab the guitar power powerful Everlasting That's My Religion this called Friday the 13th [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay they say everything's fine down with the red light shine once the junk is f on to Bear Once the sun rises run out of surprises and the drugs they start to Cle your ha TI nothing wish kind to shov throw some money on the table cover last night's Ling got the soul of a [ __ ] got the heart of a lonely man if I ain't [ __ ] things up I do the very best that I can y'all got me y'all got crazy wor all the money and the idol crazy everybody want to go to heav hold up hold up hold up hold up I got mad this distracted by hold up what got you distracted I me to call you out on I taking my head or listen to this phone thing I didn't know if you were on the phone my bad no I let it distract me it's not your phone I'm sorry I was worried it was an important call no I I don't turn my phone my wife never calls me during the podcast I don't judge I'm just saying I lost my [ __ ] whole train of thought [ __ ] up we're going to do this again from the top okay all right I wound up on a whole different
song Sorry got a voicemail I got nervous I don't blame you I I live in fear of of calls I don't I'm just like I couldn't even let go of it in my brain I had to stop start [Music] over they say everything's fine down with a red light shine once the junk is fog on the bed and once the sunrise es run out of surprises in the drugs they out to clear from your ha it's hot as an oven Bush come to shove and throw some money on the table cover last night's loving got the soul of a [ __ ] got the heart of a lonely man if I ain't [ __ ] things up I do the very best that I can just like a lamb to the slaughter a horse to the water I only want to drink it if I knew I shouldn't utter I'm a scared little boy but I'm really one hell of a man and I'm a junky fall in love in touch of a stranger's hand they everything's love up in the heavens above but here on Earth you must atone for your sins room for judging the Lord start you and winds how you play the game still I was same to say on that chea never you get C so you're lying and you're sitting Running Man grinning with that scared ass knowledge you B you got the mind of a leper and the soul of a torture King and it's our breaking down and that's a truly unfortunate thing while you fighting for survival I'm feeling sacrificial got a brand new rifle girl it's government issue got a Heart full of stone got to now that's about to take a and every [ __ ] person up on sweaters going to sweep my [Music] name cuz they all gone stupid they all got lazy the worst B the money and the ey Liv are crazy everybody want to go to heaven but everyone's afraid to die and what if God is real but religions out just one big lie yeah the bar set lower the temperature higher somebody got to spark it and said one big fire oh man that's your religion that horrible no that was great was horrible no it's was a real moment man no I let my mind get away from me on that one listen I shouldn't answered the phone I was going to be polite and leave the
room got another that would be more distracting okay all right let's do a all right we'll do this [Music] Once Upon time not long ago when people were pajamas and live life slow when laws were Stern and Justice stood and people were behaving like they all good there was a little boy who was misled by another little boy this is what he said me and you got we going to make some cash robbing old folks then making a dash they did the job money came with ease had a disease he robbed another and another sister and a brother tried to rob a man with DT under cover the cop grabbed his arm started that knee R he said keep still boy there's no need for static punched him in his belly gave him a slap little know little boy was strap pull out his gun said why you hit me Bill headed straight for the cop kidney cop gets scared kid starts the figure I'll do years if I pull his trigger so cold Dash R around black C radios in another lady C ran by tree there is saw the sister shout for the head shot back booty Mister look around good and from expectation he decided he'd head for the subway station but she was coming so we made left he was running top speed and was out of breath knocked an old man down SW we killed him the made his move wi abandoned building ran upstairs up to the top floor open up the door and guess what it's all Dave the dop shooting dope who don't know the meaning of water or so he said I need bullets hurry up run the do thing brought back a spanking shotgun went outside there was cops all over so dip to a car was a stone no raced up the block doing any three crash into a try University escaped aive though the car was shattered Ratt tat tatt and all the cops got it ran out of bullet but it still has Daddy R PR let it pull out own M pointed out a head said the gun for lady to the cops back off for honey he dead deep in his heart he knew it was wrong so he let the lady go and he starts to move on siren sounded seemed astounded but fall on the little boy got surrounded he dropped his gun so went Glory this is the way I got to end this story he was only 19 in a mad man's dream I heard cop shoot the kid I still hear him scream this ain't funny don't you dare laugh just another case about
the wrong path straight out where your soul gets cast good night y'all [Music] yeah that was beautiful that reminded me of the Trayvon Martin case man there's a lot of that in there what's going on with that didn't that just in the trial about to start with that yeah I don't know I don't know what's going on with that I think it's it's heated up it's in the news all the time it's it's fascinating case man people are in real trouble for manipulating the news the way they uh they portrayed it a lot of people were under the impression that that was like a little kid and he was like really small those were like really old pictures of him you know he's a much larger kid and they he beat the [ __ ] out of that guy before the guy shot him he had blood all over his head his nose was punched in there a lot of weird [ __ ] as to whether or not you know he was a victim or he was an [ __ ] that he shouldn't have been doing it in the first place it's it's a very racially divisive issue you know it's really [ __ ] up issue he's alive though yeah that's true you know I mean you could take a punch in the nose you know you can apologize for that you can you can you know what I mean well you know what man if he thought that dude I'm not calling right or wrong on either side I'm just saying like one dude's alive one dude's dead and one dude was following another dude when he shouldn't have been apparently that's not true apparently uh that was something that was also reported that wasn't true he didn't he didn't follow that kid apparently they told him to stop and he got in his car and the kid was looking for him but who the [ __ ] knows you know when when something like that happens I never heard that but I I a bunch of different versions of something my own world problems yeah none of them are from but that song reminded me of that a lot you know that's the old Slick Rick song is it really children's story yeah oh wow oh that's right once upon a time not long ago recognize it and you know and wow wow it's so different I didn't even recognize need something fun in my brain to shake off that cuz I hate when I screw up or or just something yeah I know I can have
the best set ever but I [ __ ] up one joke and that [ __ ] will haunt me for days yeah that's why I had to new another one right away I sitting here looking at you like no it was [ __ ] awesome don't worry about it man it doesn't people don't think that it comes out right every time people know that's that's that's the beauty of I'm not even worried about people Joe Rogan people have been nothing but good to me I'm just saying me personally person as an artist there nobody else will understand that except you right now you know other people are like it's no big deal man it's no big deal it's still all awesome that's a beautiful song man that religion song is a beautiful song A lot of people that's going to be their Anthem you know it's just me saying like I said what if God is real and religion's all just a big lie you know that's kind of how I look at it like God might be real man you know what I mean I kind of feel like it is whatever it is I I think it's it's beneficial sure not going to be pleased with the [ __ ] murdering each other over the rules yeah you I think it's beneficial there's one rule do we all we all know it right do unto others yeah that's the rule that it really is That's The Only Rule I think it's beneficial to be humbled but my religion actually is the last line of that song somebody needs to spark it and set one big fire that's a real religion everybody says weed's not a religion has never taken a pot cook and gotten on an airplane that's a real religion that's real it's real it's it's it's humbling it makes you think about your childhood it makes you think about love and happiness it makes you think about honesty and friendship it makes you think about creativity that's real man that's there's that's connecting you with the spirit of nature it made you paranoid yes it made you feel weird made you have all these crazy thoughts because it's connecting you to the spirit of nature the mother earth Gia in a little baby dose of a plant love and that baby dose of plant love just Sparks every canabo receptor in your [ __ ] monkey brain and you start seeing [ __ ] in a way that you're not going to see without the weed like it or not you're a man of your own creation absolutely you have gotten
where you got because of hard work and dedication so true so true but you know what you will have an experience when that marijuana Spirit gets into your your bloodstream gets into your system and gives you little dance and you can accept the fact that you were tuned into some other form of intelligence you could accept the fact that there's something about this thing that's making ideas explode inside your brain that never been there before or you can just [ __ ] keep drinking coffee go to work just believe in stupid [ __ ] two microphon is this one even working right oh it is that one just has more did the is there a better voice voice one the silver one is better my mic this is what I sing every night so it gives you a very specific sound well here's this one okay here's this one oh it's deeper compressed oh okay pretty much comess SL compression it'll make better it'll make for better audio on the singing stuff you could call me up and do dirty talk to me and I wouldn't even know it was you how you doing oh I get scared that's not what I want to hear are you doing are you doing kettle bell workouts I'm doing battle ropes today brother today's battle rope day what do you got now man um we'll do another one hopefully I can shake off that [ __ ] oh you son of a [ __ ] still still it's still B no it's gone now I apologize with all my heart I did not think that that was going to distract you dude I've done it to every interview ever cuz I won't turn off my phone God forbid in case I need I get it wasn't a judgment it was just like I just could I it I the chords in my hand started playing another song and then lyrics from another song it's like some weird I've never written anything down so it's oh right right right like if a if a picture gets cross referenced it I I'm [ __ ] that is such a fascinating way to do your music J I know JD does Jay-Z does his raps that way too yeah I think that's really fascinating I mean it for me it's again I think we discussed it but it like it started as like a rap thing I believe you should have it all right here right I don't need a p well you probably should you know I mean there's probably some benefit to having it all right there you know be able to pull on it anytime you
want instead of relying on pieces of paper yeah and like I said when a like I open my eyes and saw something and and then your brain's you know automatically is asking questions so you know what I mean it's not even it's just like it's not even like [ __ ] Joe it's like what's going on is something bad happening is and that's enough that the song's gone it's like I think it's cool for people I should have kept my [ __ ] eyes closed is what I should have did that's what I know that's why I close my eyes a lot during performances because sometimes some [ __ ] will turn around and like do his Facebook photo shoot like selfie with me in the background like in the middle of a like [ __ ] come on right people used to go to concerts to listen to watch concerts right now they're like watching it through their phone for their YouTube post yeah they're looking at their life through a little 4in window instead of living it yeah it's distracting in comedy shows you see a lot of that a lot of people holding their phones up you know on one hand it's nice you want to take a picture of me but in the other hand it's it's kind of weird it's distracting this one's called weakness met a fine red bone mommy she told me her name was Lucille met on Fountain Avenue sitting on back of a Cadillac C said I'm a liar a thief I'm a junky and I used to be a [ __ ] I've been trying to shake this monkey so long I just can't take it no more she said I got a weakness I got hunger I got a Jones I'm sick and I need to get well I hurt even my bones and I got a weakness I got a fever I got a thirst I'm sitting on the edge of bubble just waiting for it to burst we talked down afternoon she made me cry told some jokes she look me deep and my eyes told me love was nothing but a Cru o her grandma died when she was five and she never did know a fo her father fell in a gun fight and her mother Bing overdo she said I got a weakness I got a hunger I got Jones I'm sick and I need to get well I
hurt deep in my bones I got a weakness I got a fever I got a thirst sitting on the edge of the bubble just waiting for it to [Music] Burse she said I slept with gangsters Thugs and Smugglers congressman and governor I've seen therap missing holy man but this weakness is my only friend beats my need and numbs my soul starts to creep and take control sell my flesh I pierce my skin and tomorrow I'll do it all again cuz I got a weakness I got hunger I got a Jones sick and need to get well I Hur deep in my bones I got a weakness I got a fever I got a thirst I'm sitting on the edge of the bubble just waiting for it to [Music] burst and you paint with a dark brush you know sometimes yeah almost always yeah I mean there's happiness in it but you paint hope there's the hope that's yeah yeah there's the that hope a little bit all the interesting people do though unfortunately I hate giving people the impression that you have to make sad music though because I mean it's just not what I do I mean are happy music I mean I just not I I can't write that song I mean jump around you know what I mean you know that's just a whole different it's a different time too right for you do you hear like that old stuff like the the rap stuff and go like wow that's like a different time yeah I hear my voice and I know it's I'm just a baby you know just I haven't even had I didn't even find my voice till like the third house of paint record it's weird isn't it when you look back on all the [ __ ] that you've done and then it took me like three albums to find my singing voice you know what I mean like WHYY Ford isn't my finest singing It's good work but it's not my best like thank God nobody talked you out to put now that record you know when you tell that story about they tried that is so frustrating to me because it's always the case where people just for whatever reason they they don't ever want to accept that a dude like you could do more than one different kind of thing you know yeah I hear that man
um I just again I follow those signs I just kind of just go by instincts got I got I got I got to the point in House of Pain where I felt like I was showing up for the checks and M that made me feel rather whik it must be hard to do things with a bunch of dudes even if you love them too even if you love them just writing songs with a bunch of other dudes seems like a nightmare well musically I was doing more than my share of the work so oh I'm sure I'm sure just again it just became not fun that's really what it was it just there became a point where and luckily I'm spoiled rotten enough in my life that it it wasn't fun I wasn't doing it yeah and I didn't care you know and the thing was I wasn't Uber Rich when I quit house p i was I had I had a few few bucks but like it was going to be like what's next like in life what's the next stage I didn't know if I was going to make another record at all you know friend called said come to New York [ __ ] record deals [ __ ] labels just get in the studio and smoke some dope see what happens he heard me playing guitar in his living room one night and we got to record that and this turns into that and what it's like is this and then you know all I don't none of it is like was like mapped out in some superior plan we didn't have you know it was all right going by your inst a lot of the best [ __ ] that happens is by accident Man of course yeah of course there was a there's a very few songs that are guaranteed to give me goosebumps but that song that you did with Carl Santana that keep turn your lights on you want it [ __ ] yeah that's one of my all-time favorite songs dude that song before you even pick up the guitar there's something about that song where you know when a dude sing something where there's a there's an authentic pain being expressed there's an authentic emotion every word is like every word is qualified you know what I mean by an experience and there's a there's a something that comes out of that that song everything from Carlo Santana's [ __ ] guitar the 60 years of you know [ __ ] that guy's gone through in his life 60 plus years to all the [ __ ] you were going through when you wrote those those lyrics and the way you were singing him it was that's a that's a [ __ ] crispy song man thank you man that song woo that's
it's crispy like you you hear that song and just woo you get those Goosebumps one of them meant to be things you know what I mean cuz I I had done that we had discussed this in detail but I had finished the or the house or the Whitey Ford record and got out of surgery and was being leaving a house you got [ __ ] over yeah yeah a lot of things happen at the same time where like accountant [ __ ] me and then the hospital I because the accountant [ __ ] me I'd cancel my insurance because I didn't have insurance I had a hospital bill at like 400 Grand yeah you I went from overnight being like like I said had a few bucks you know I mean probably had like cash maybe like half a mlie or something you know you know many people right now went wait a minute this [ __ ] was depress he had half a million dollars no one day the day before and then the next day like I owed the government like [ __ ] after they took all the bread like I still owed like the government in hospitals like half a million oh my God so you went a million dollar swing in like a a day in like well let's call it a week oh my God between hearing the news about getting screwed but then I had this song and somebody say an's looking for a song and sent it and we talked about the rest man but it was the first song he cut for that album he called it the centerpiece of his record I'm proud of that I'm proud of that give me a call man I ain't heard from you in like 15 years Carlos Carlos Santana does not listen to this podcast somebody that knows him does it he's busy being it doesn't matter he's like tagged like 1500 times on Twitter by the time like everybody listens to that oh Carlos s he want speaking of this I found a rock on the beach yesterday I was with my kids and we found on this rock and it had all these holes in it and I said is that like from space like is that an asteroid or a media or something like that like what is this and so I put on Twitter I said does anybody know any geology people out there know what this is Joe Perry from aosmith is the first person to respond and he says it's it's a sea it's a type of sea Rock and it's it's come from the holes come from water erosion I was like God damn the real J the the first person the first person that responds on that Twitter that's
where this game of tag is nuts is on you he's on you Joe Perry's a cool [ __ ] I've I've I've had conversations [ __ ] Aerosmith dude come on how you cool if you're one of the baddest guitars of all time me Jo Joe Perry the baddest lick of all time yeah so many of them too not just that one I mean old school Aeros Smith that's worldwide that's that's darkest corner of Africa bar you put that on somebody in that bar is going to be like Errol Smith oh yeah I I grew up in Boston so Aeros Smith is royalty they're Boston royalty they came from Boston you know all that early [ __ ] you know Walk This Way it was just tremendous tremendous fuel those guys had behind them then eventually it became ballads and he's not only but the shocking thing is not that he follows you to me it's that he's a goddamn gemologist or whatever the hell he is well I think he's a part of that whole Rock for science thing is that what it's called what is hold on let me find out if that's true there's some something going on Rock the science some uh maybe this would be uh some we can pull up I don't know there's something going on Rockets I don't know I think there's uh I shouldn't have said that because I don't know the information see if you can Google that anybody Brian see if you can pull up because it's going to take too much too much look but I think there's the rock stars of science maybe that's it yeah rock stars of Science and they're what they're trying to do is get kids to be excited about science so you've got people so many kids are following Joe yeah right kids are following rock stars somebody Junior High and uh elementary school kids there's no kids no kids are following any rock stars nowadays right they're all like you know you know you might think Little Wayne that be you know on that you might get them kids yeah Bieber Little Wayne right now Joe Perry's just got you know me and you going like damn yeah it's Joe Perry yeah there's a bunch of people in here and then a bunch of science people this is interesting so it's actually show what is that it's not g rock stars of science what was Andy duin in in in in that movie he liked the shape the rocks and what do they call that it's it's not gemologist is it a g was that right I
don't know it didn't sound right gemologist is someone who uh like studies rocks right just all rocks okay they're geologist though that's geologist gemologist is like someone who studies gemss yeah like those Jews that are diamond business that movie the Sha shank is my favorite movie and they called himself something in that the diamonds are like very pretty there's no mistaking that but man what an amazing job they've done in making diamonds like this valuable commodity storing them in a warehouse and releasing them when they keeping the prices elevated that's a meme right there diamonds are very pretty well they are Brian okay that's why people willing to pay money for them it's how they just keep so many off Market yeah it's brilliant the way they've done is brilliant you isn't it kind of modeled after the gas industry is kind of just the way I mean that's I take it that's almost the same principle sort of all these countries we have so much in reserve but yet you know I mean it's but gas is necessary diamonds are not necessary that's there you go that's much more gangster to talk people into buying a Shiny Rock for no [ __ ] reason not only talk people into it but it's like you have to buy it for the wom you love that's the genius is like it's part of society now like that's you're expected to buy a diamond ring for an engagement or or wedding or whatever you I mean that's you're expected you can't do you can't be coming home with no rubies no that's your do and it has to be like 3 month salary yeah what's up with that [ __ ] [ __ ] that's an [ __ ] slogan I'll be honest though I wish I had only spent three Mones that's Lam why didn't where were you then it's a slogan man it's like have it your way of Burger King you know they're just selling shitty cheeseburgers you know don't don't try to make it out CRA it is my wife has an official one engagement ring but when I flew I flew her to Paris just kind of like I decided it was like no we're it's time Paris yeah yeah I was on tour oh okay well I flew like out to Europe we hit Amsterdam few other place but I my plan was Paris midnight I Tower movie style oh wow that's badass but like I knew I had a jewelry guy here at home I'm sure you know who he is Dana put me
on to him okay uh so he was he's like I got you as soon as you get back but I was like I got to do this so I went to a little London uh jewelry store and bought like a you know $500 do little sliver diamond ring and you know my wife Treasures that just as much as the other one cuz that's the one I gave her at the thing whatwe I I'm like yo I you would have saved me a lot of bread had I known that well I think they like both yeah you know but it's a weird this one is special because this one came you know this one is oh that makes this one special right it's a weird thing that people are willing to spend so much money on some little tiny piece of rock that doesn't really do anything that was that was very strange it was coal yeah a long time ago pressure there was a thing in Wired Magazine years back where there was a guy who was using Russian technology and he was creating diamonds and significant ones like up to 2 three carats I think and they were also making different color ones which are really rare but they were able to make I was just going to say I have an old like 20-year-old like I have a canary yellow diamond pinky ring it's like it was it's really rare cuz it's natural but nowadays it's like you can get them like that's why all these guys have like rainbow fluorescent like diamond well that's all fake anyways 90% of that [ __ ] man but here's what's fascinating I have a great idea for a show Joe okay it's got to be somebody that can fight though Richard Simmons I'm serious like yes everything to do with diamonds red carpet [ __ ] somebody on the red carpet at all these events and like all these cats that wear this ridiculous jewelry primarily rappers a diamond tester oh that would be so rude that would be so rude no You' be blowing people's spots got to do it it's ridiculous man there's guys walking around that that got like apartment comp FES around their neck if they're real yeah and those dudes if they're real I got guys that want to get at them how rude that is not very Islam of you sir that is not very Islam guys that want to know who they are and where they are this is what's [ __ ] up about the machine that makes the diamonds I've talked to several women who said this
exact same thing they say that those diamonds wouldn't be as valuable to them because they came from a machine that they want the kind that comes from the ground even if it's con just perfectly exactly exactly duplicated it is a diamond like the only way you can tell that this diamond and this is this is a fact like this is not a disputed thing the only way you can tell is if they tell you like they've taken these diamonds to gemologists people work in the diamond trade the deers group and they've looked at them and they cannot distinguish these from perfect diamonds like they can make a perfect diamond so it's a real weird thing but for women that's why we lie to women it's a real weird thing but for women that thing is that the one that's more valuable is the one they want they want the one that costs more it's Dowry that's what I'm telling you it's it's they actually want it to be worth more they want some sort of Twisted revenge on the fact that original marriage was basically an exchange of property yeah long daughter property for wife property you know two or yeah a change you know become the daughter property becomes wife property what are you giving me I think they do it for girls as much as they do it for themselves I think they do it to show other girls to have a Ab big ass B in ball on their finger look what he got me you that's how good my [ __ ] is okay look what he got me exactly you know this is they want to let you know they rock some [ __ ] who brought them in a boulder you know and it's like this like a little competition like who did better you know well I mean to the same degree as we all want hot wives right you know what I mean exactly we all want nice cars you also yeah but you want hot wives to get the nice hot wife in it before she's the wife of course and then then you buy her like an SUV or something the cars I like are not I don't like um comfortable cars I like cars that are stupid my wife does not like any of my cars yeah my wife goes and drive my car my my my my nice you know fun my fun my toy my toy car you got that that dope Audi spaceship thing that's a that's one of the most beautiful cars ever created that Audi R8 so a masterpiece a masterpiece and like if you were a kid like back in the 1980s and [ __ ] and you look back at the future
like what's a car going to look like in the 2000s that that that Audi is it man that's a [ __ ] spaceship a four-wheel drive spaceship with paddle shifters it's fine it's a dope car man you got some you got some stuff yourself yeah my favorite car I've got a Porsche GT3 GT3 RS that's a stupid car nobody should be able to buy that can you shouldn't be able to buy something like that and just drive it around it's a race car it's ridiculous but it's you're so connected you know what I've really been getting into man though recently I've really been getting into old cars like when I look at like there's something to me like I went for a long time I didn't dig old cars because of my had a bad experience with a car I had built at a 1970 Barracuda built but there's something about like old cars like if you can get them to run and drive them around they're so much more satisfying if you could actually get a 1969 Camaro and drive that [ __ ] around you could actually get it to the point where you could actually drive it make sure that it's stops when you want it to and make sure the blinkers work and all that [ __ ] if you could like get it shook down to that point you're you're on a you're on a goddamn time machine you're you're driving around in a a working piece of art that sounds like [ __ ] like a giant dick roaring as it goes down the street yeah I have one old car I want to build but I haven't found the right one yet a 59l Camino o yeah I haven't found the right situation I've come across them and people would want too much for him it'd be like Iowa right that's a beautiful car it's another car it's a goddamn you're in a different time when you're in that car it's the first El Camino got the skirts on the back wheels oh yeah you know I do it kind of like 59 is a good year too but interesting year you know those those cars of the early 50s or the the late 50s and the early 60s it's a amazing times man like the old Barracuda doesn't have the best shape in the world but man it's got a weird shape representative of a strange time you know 1968 big ass huge [ __ ] muscle cars yeah slide all over the place with shitty steering like your car that car is like intimately connected to every move of this steering wheel yeah and it's remember the day I bought it or I
went and picked up my homie and we were just going around like the residential neighborhood and I was like watch this and I was doing like 50 and just dead made a right like that [ __ ] and there's a you know there's a button you press on there like where the shocks filled up with fluid so you don't get that it's just like it's crazy man well this got an almost perfect 50/50 weight balance cuz that's a mid- engine car that means the engine is behind you in your seat it's a brilliant piece of engineering man I was told it's the poor man's Lamborghini no that's silly it's a better car it's more it's it's better looking Lamborghini looks like you're on coke if you're driving around a Lamborghini honestly between you and me like I couldn't spend I when I went to buy that car I went to a spot here in pastino where there's a bunch of car dealerships you know high-end Porsche and all this stuff and I went there and I I went looking for an A8 actually just a sedan cuz I was a another beautiful car I had been driving um basically S Series Beamers for years like I was you know and I just wanted to switch it up and I heard that was the same or similar in that class and I was so I went and saw it and the salesman told me don't you don't I told him why I like Beamers and what I've been driving him for so long and he was like you don't want this car what I was like that's exactly what I said to him I was like what do you mean he's like no this just ain't he's like this is a great [ __ ] car and then I realized I think he knows who I am uhhuh and he's like uh you know you don't want this car I was like and I'm waiting I'm waiting for the pitch right like okay what car do I want then and it and it doesn't come and he's like nah this just this you know I was like well what I was like all right well cool I'm going to go next door and look at another car you know it was like there was a Bentley dealership right there and I went in there and saw that Bentley CPE and it was like this thing was $250,000 I it's like I'd feel like a jerk off in this car right you I mean like driving it's just I'd feel like an extreme jerk really would so I went into the Jag and they'll knew Jag wasn't out yet like I might if That Jag would have been out I might have bought I might have got that just because I was like
well you know and I was just wanted a car that day you know I didn't I had a TR I've got a thing I got to have a car and a Truck you know that's my thing you know there's sometimes more than that but I got to have a car in a truck right so first world problems yeah first world problems right uh so then I you know I didn't see that so I'm walking back to get to my car where I parked I have to go back through the Audi room showroom and then I see the R8 in the corner and it's white and I go in there look at them and then the guy the kid comes over and he's like this sh is badass I was like that's dope he starts talking to me about it and I'm and I'm like just kind of nonchalantly you know in my brain saying I can't get this fing car man you know whatever I'm not going to get why why were we thinking that just because it was like you know one of them things like that's a w you know this it wasn't practical at all there was nothing practical about it there was no back seat for kids there was no there was no I was like nobody's going for this my accountant's not going to go for this today they're going to break my balls over it but then I'm like ah it was white so I was like I hate white cars man I hate them and he goes I got a blackon black Carbon Fiber One in the back and he was I don't even think he thought I was looking he was just like you want to see it I was like sure I'll come see it and I see it and it's you you see my car what time of the day was it when you saw it like 4: oh that's even more right up bang yeah where the sun is just slowly starting to make its way across the sky carbon fiber was just popping and I was and I was like oh my God if you could like I'll tell you the car looked like a sneaker to me and I'm a sneaker freak so I was like oh my God that looks like just it reminded me of an Air Jordan somehow that's so hilarious and then so I'm like yo can I was like let me take it for a spin man and they were like nah we don't do that we'll take you for a rodne he takes me out what yeah for some reason this is what they told me they were like unless we're they know that it's basically sold like unless they're like you know looking at you like you're buying this car and I had no inkling yet of buying the car what you should do just sit down the patch your seat take a
CD out put in jump around and point to it and go that's me dude I didn't have to do that and we go down and it's back there by the roseb where it's all Canyon and and we get like three blocks from the dealership he pulls over and he gets out he's like get in drive the [ __ ] car smartest thing the kid ever did in his life that is a good move he was I think his bosses didn't know [ __ ] about me or anything and I'm tattooed to the gills like I didn't even have jewels I look like kind like I look like now kind of bumy I like how you say that I didn't even have jewels I je L folks be walking around with jewels on man I got my I didn't have my jewels on you know what I mean maybe it's a good sales move by him to pretend they won't let you drive get outside of town and get I'm going to get gangster cuz I know you're a bad [ __ ] take these Keys man or just didn't tell his bosses either one of them go ahead drive it smartest thing I ever did man I pulled it back into the dealership like really buying this right now this is my car all right and then I'm like all right let me let me show the wifey and I'm sure the wifey is going to be like oh what are you doing the kids can't sit in that I text her I think I'm going to buy this car and send a picture of it and I'm waiting and I'm like yeah okay somebody's going to come talk sents to me right now not to buy this car you know I wasn't sure is this a midlife crisis I'm I was never really a big sports car guy I was a big like a nice Sedan like old man kind of thing you know right and then my wife sends back to the first Tex says you deserve it baby oh I was like beautiful [ __ ] dude I got to buy this car that's beautiful you do deserve it you do deserve it that's why I want it with my toy this has maybe been one of the most heartwarming podcasts we've ever done Brian that's because of his heart beside your [ __ ] tearing stories besides that everything else has been Wonder GL find out how how this dysfunctioning uh you know you could just call upon that whenever you want the boner pill works that was awesome having a car like that is like driving a ride you're in a ride every day like and you don't even have to abuse the law like best people don't understand just turning Corners at normal speed it's like you're so
connected to it it's fun and you don't even have to be a nut on the freeway and you get places a lot quicker cuz you can just Dart in between the control is so amazing on those cars you know I mean you can do things that I would call other people [ __ ] for that's a mid-engine four-wheel drive car that's a crazy crazy car man that's brilliant piece of you put it in that sport mode and put those shock absorbers fill them up with the fluid and that car is on Rails man that's the crazy thing about those old cars too is that they do a lot of adjusting for you if you [ __ ] up like there's traction control that comes in stability control and anti-lock brakes like do they do a lot of correcting for you like they make it much more safe to drive those cars are thinking while you're driving but that's the thing that bothers me though I love that but the thing that bothers me is that you miss out on like there's like a feel when you're driving a steering wheel that doesn't have power steering and you know you're you're you're hitting brakes that you you feel the the brakes lock up you know it's like you have a more of a connection to a car those old cars you know it's not good it's terrible if you want to be safe but as far as drills I like the Audi I like driving it and driving it fast because every once in a while even though it's that smooth and cool and everything you're so low you feel every bump yeah and then also every once in a while you do something wild enough that makes you realize you got to be scared a little bit women women will never understand and dudes who uh have never driven cars like that would never understand either that's one of those things you talk to people and they're like I don't give a [ __ ] about cars man you say that but I don't even understand what you're saying like you either haven't driven one of those [ __ ] things or you don't you can't afford it so you don't even want to [ __ ] with it which I understand only ridden in them they've never you know they've never drove a car yeah if somebody just came up to you and said do you want this You' be like [ __ ] yeah and then you drive in and like oh man this thing is awesome you would get it then but that's what happened was like get in drive this he knew he knew the minute I put my foot on that thing and took a took a corner I
was going to be like I'm going this is car is going home with me funny thing is I remember a guy came up I like I want to look at this I was like get away from my car like before the paperwork with time that's funny get away from my car man that's my car he's sitting in it and farting I wasn't having none of that yeah can't be that's a that's a impulse buy that you could pull off you're goddamn Everlast but if you're a dude who's living in an apartment and you're driving one of those things you're an [ __ ] not a good look you got to be real careful about things like that cuz it's just like financing it just makes it so tempting it's almost doable if I just work a couple extra shift washing washing dishes or whatever the [ __ ] I'm going to do and slinging drinks I can just maybe get that Corvette I know it was 150 and it was still like oo you know I mean it made me go it's real money I mean like you know a Lambo or something that's like the 250s you know what I mean 300 I think it's a way better looking car I like the Audi better I honestly yeah it's it's not I would never again the reason I started s with is I would never I mean what that is about my limit of where I would spend on a car I wouldn't it's not understated cuz it's a pretty audacious car but it's classy it's beautiful it's like it's designed well I'm Iron Man dude come on [ __ ] that's what I'm talking about [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm driving around that's the one thing still like that car is like three years old now the body that's the great thing is it's the body style ain't going nowhere right now yeah and but like kids still yeah like they they just light up when you drive by some kids they're like Iron Man car yeah some people don't get it it's a thing that they get first of all they get upset they you're talking about some [ __ ] they can never afford sometimes people get upset about that they like these two Rich dudes talking about buying 150,000 cars you [ __ ] kidding me it's the last thing people want to hear oh well but oh well hey I'm 43 [ __ ] years old man I've worked 20 [ __ ] years in my life man I pay mortgages many of them I hear you man some of them don't even belong to family members of mine man I can I can buy myself a that's what my wife taught me that's you deserve that that's
beautiful you earned it yeah go get that I'm a self-indulgent [ __ ] yeah I I believe nature what we do yeah I believe it's important to be a little self-indulgent to be I was told by a good friend when I first like kind of made it like and I was stressed about this that and the other and he's like every once in a while go out and buy yourself something whether it's a pair of sneakers or something just go out and you'll you'll feel better there's a certain amount of management you have to do your impulses but I think it's important to be impulsive on a certain level it's important to just go with your instincts on [ __ ] whether it's with people or with friendships or with business decisions or with writing material or writing well before my kids man I would live to the edge Joe I'd live to like a penny in the bank and then because the check always comes like it's eventually I won't lie I got a good thing going on I to jump around man that thing don't go away man you know what I mean that check like I could live like a pretty did I think see we I've been here so many times and we talked for so many hours I don't know what I've said to you not but like I I could be that hu that uh that what's the dude who got caught with the hooker in in in Hollywood Grant he Grant Hugh Grant he had a character in the movie that lived off the money of his dad's song right and I that could be that guy so you could for the rest of my life and not do a [ __ ] thing wow you know I mean so I was that guy until I had kids now it's like oh [ __ ] I got to put some of this away so but I mean I would trick money off Joe like money money walk in the Bars by a bar not the whole bar but you know even buy the bar for the night like how much do you make tonight three grand everybody's drinking free here's five you know what I mean stupid [ __ ] I remember one night in Hollywood when I was real young first came back to LA with like a big stack of money in my pocket went to this club and this bartender chick was just ignoring the [ __ ] out of me like it was a packed night but I was just like I was like [ __ ] this [ __ ] just really ignored me like five times so I pulled out just a stack of H hundreds and I started crumbling them up just throwing a matter throwing a matter and like and then she realized there was like
$700 on the floor and then came over next thing I know I'm I'm I'm running the bar that's hilarious though that just throwing money at her just as long as the number was high enough crumpling it up and like hitting her with it like and she accepted that because it was $100 bills you can't do that [ __ ] with 20 no she got very upset that she was getting something thrown at her and then like she went and picked it up and was like he threw and like it was like [ __ ] this is these are $100 bills this sounds like a movie in the 1980s and you would wind up sleeping with her that night and she would regret it because you're in a band and you're in a bus and you're on the road dude throwing hundreds at her face that's right it yeah I've I've bought bought a bar before bought the whole bar round of drinks I used to kick every when I kick everybody out of The Comedy Store I'd buy the whole audience around of drinks I used I used to love doing that because The Comedy Store never had any um there no one watches the crowd like if you go to a legitimate comedy club and people start mouthing off the security guy will come over and tell them look you're going to have to leave you're disrupting the performance the store there's no security I used to go there all the time crazy dog on Monday nights we used to go there and just get nuts yeah well uh what is the open mic night is it Sunday no Sunday and Monday Sunday and Monday yeah there was a night where it was you were you were B like if you went in there you'd see a bunch of [ __ ] Comics but you were guaranteed almost that some large cat would walk in and do something like it was like Monday it was like a it was like this was been like almost 15 yeah back in that I think it's still probably like that Mur might pop in and do a set or you know last week it was Mike Tyson it's like every week it's somebody like the week before that was Chappelle Mike Tyson is actually doing stand up there which is crazy imagine going to the [ __ ] Comedy Store you see Mike Tyson do a I I want to see somebody Heckle him that's what I don't think they're going that's what I want to see boy you taking some real that's the jackass movie I want to see did you see in the jackasses when they let that Butterbean dude punch him
oh nville is a nut man that guy B that's so but I would like to talk to him about how badly that [ __ ] has he he never been in I don't know you need to figure out how to get him in here cuz that' be a good one i' I'd be listening to that multiple times he let Butterbean tea off on him like like a bull break his dick literally that was after he was a movie star yeah after he's a movie star he puts a [ __ ] blindfold on lets movies where he's in there with a bull and the scene's over and he's like is this okay though is this okay he's crazy those guys are ridiculous with that Butterbean [ __ ] was he just stood in front of Butterbean but Butterbean just koed him yeah there's another one where the uh one of the the party boy guy gets punched by a guy I recognized an MMA fighter yeah yeah I remember that one did he actually like tried to have an MMA fight with a real guy from England and he fought ack that whipped the [ __ ] out of him too oh yeah I think Dunn Dunn right Dunn fought him Ryan dun is he the guy who died in the car accident unun man yeah those guys are nuts man those guys are living on the edge man you know yeah but let dudes punch you in the head like that that is no bueno I bet you all them dudes I mean as sad as that Ryan Dunn thing is I wonder if he if if if if like in the scheme of the story of life if that's the better death or if you would have made it to 90 and been boring and decrepit or cuz they Liv that life you know I mean you know that as much as they get paid to do that [ __ ] there was a time when they weren't I think one of the first things either bam I think it was Knoxville didn't he shoot himself with a 44 magnum we put a Bel bulletproof vest on and somebody shoot him yeah no I think nobody would shoot him so I think he wound up doing it himself oh my God are you serious I'm pretty sure and that was for like an internet mag when the internet wasn't anything that's a silly [ __ ] so you know those guys live for that charge that Rush well the problem is he killed somebody with him I was him to like you know who must be nuts and why I think it should be a more explored topic is uh uh rodeo clowns those dudes who like [ __ ] like get the Bulls like like that what kind of nut do you have to be to be that guy
that's a hard living man that's a hard way to pay your bills you letting B it can't be about the money no no it can't be about the money it's got to be about the money and the thrill the bull unless I mean you know that's what people were saying about this tornado thing you know sometimes people they say stupid [ __ ] when it comes to uh why do people live in these tornado areas they can't [ __ ] leave they don't have any money you know people are born in really poor afford to live there barely get yeah and for the most part everyone they know is there like it ain't that easy to just move but but it cost [ __ ] money man and a lot of people once you get a job same thing when when the big one hits here and it's like w how could you live there knowing that was going to eventually come but my point is once you got a job as a rodeo clown that's how you pay your [ __ ] bills that's how you pay your [ __ ] bills man it's hard to jump off that rodeo clown thing where you're getting you know 1,500 a week or whatever the [ __ ] those guys are getting and then try to get a job where you get 400 a week and you miss that other 900 bucks absolutely in your you know by the way the GT3 is what dun killed himself in yeah saw it yeah yeah he went uh around a turn he like missed an exit went straight into the woods yeah he was going ridiculously fast drunk yeah that's the part of you know it's amazing I would never that's my one that's my hey give me give me a cab yeah I got I got a couple hundred bucks I'm going all the way across town there was no caps he was out in the woods he was out in the woods of Pennsylvania crazy [ __ ] if you uh really think about it it's amazing there's not more crashes because there's alcohols everywhere and people are driving everywhere something like on Real Sports or something like that where they like went and like really filmed and checked out a football game and like how [ __ ] up they are before and after and like that the cops don't really do much they just let all these people like thousands of people leave those football games inebriated driving their cars that's a great point I never even thought about that because how many what is it 50,000 what is a football stadium it's 50 to 70,000 Jesus 7,000 say 1% of them are drunk yeah my God yeah or concerts and those people are you
usually have drugs on top of that you know like acid but football in particular we didn't say baseball you go to the Dodger Stadium there's not people [ __ ] in the parking lot [ __ ] raging barbecuing and having four cases of beer sitting outside their RV yeah you know I mean football it's like a [ __ ] hold they get there in the morning they barbecue and get their [ __ ] shitfaced before the first quarter even starts how much of football is gambling a lot right a lot a lot a lot of why people love it it's gambling got to be what it like when people in the midwest is there like bookies all over the place is that what it is like secret bookies or they make tell you but there must be there's bookies I can give you five bookies right now how dare you this is a respectable program sir all right those bookies need to pay their taxes that's what I say my bookies do pay their taxes how do you uh from St Barts oh or something like that that's a lot of those dudes that were you know they're just starting to allow poker again in the United States internet poker they're doing it in Nevada and the way it works is you have to be in Nevada when you when you get online you have to do it and actually Gamble from Nevada but as long as you do it from Nevada it's legal which is a strange thing but you can play UL none of these poker hundreds of poker sites I hear about are are they're just free sites then well they're either free sites or they're illegal sites and they were fine for a while Ian how could you be illegal and be like you know I'm talking about ones I would have heard of are all over the television and stuff like that yeah those are the free ones but some of those got in trouble for doing illegal [ __ ] too there was some famous ones that got in trouble but the majority of the people who were involved in it when it was making billions of dollars they had to flee and they all had to go to like the Canary Islands and [ __ ] the Cayman yeah the you know uh what's that one not bise but uh Costa Rica Costa Rica is a lot of them in Costa Rica too and these are poor guys they're I mean they're essentially they got they they took their business away with law people were spending money and people were gambling and doing what they want to do with
their money and these guys were collecting millions they were making millions a day and then all they came around with a new law that said you know what [ __ ] uh we're not we're not happy with you guys getting rich that easy so you know you've you've leeched the profits they essentially stop progress they stop the ability to gamble on the internet even though it's a sort of a weird form of progress It's still progress in a freedom sense it allows you to do with your money things that were unavailable before whether or not you want to gambling to be legal I want you to be able to do whatever the [ __ ] you want do I don't want to have any control over your life cuz I don't want you to have any control over mine so as soon as we allow people to come in and say you can't gamble on the internet like why do you [ __ ] talking about like why why would you tell me what I can do with my 20 bucks why do you give a [ __ ] why is this even a conversation if you need to get some taxes out of them not sanction gabbling like the lottery should be sanctioned it should be sanctioned it should all be taxable but that's the point is like they need that's what they that's what they're doing now you're they're opening up I'm sure they're getting their their rake of that yeah and I'm sure the local casinos probably weren't very happy with it either there you know the the card casinos that were making a lot of money having people come in and play poker all of a sudden you can be naked playing poker at home yeah there's a couple right down here like Bell Gardens and a few places down yes I'm sure those people must have lost money there there has to be some reasons why they would limit your freedom to gamble but the ultimately the crazy thing to me is explosion of Poker in the last like let's say8 to 10 years like it's TV TV Camera thing that amazing it's bizarre like it just makes me crazy and it's also TV combined with the the that's the new American dream that quick easy not only Buck but you're super famous and you win the World Series of Poker and you're the [ __ ] man you know Mike Goldberg just interviewed some dude on the last UFC and he was he won $18 million in a poker tournament Jesus and you're fighting 18 Milli what are you doing fighting nobody makes that
much money in a fight I mean maybe Floyd Mayweather does but that's about it as far as like human beings that is an insane amount of money $18 million in a [ __ ] poker tournament they make real money because people love it if you get enough people that love it and they're willing to throw their chips in I mean how many people had to be in that for you to win I mean that's 10,000 people tournament or something I think it's an expensive Buy in too because those guys are worth so much money they'll doy that big world series one the big one in Vegas is like they get up to like 8,000 people now starting those things man you know we should have Bruce Buffer come on Bruce I've been meaning to get Bruce Buffer on here anyway well have him come in here and explain that [ __ ] to us cuz Bruce Buffer is like a serious poker player was that right yeah he's legit like he goes to the World Series of Poker he makes it the final table like he's legit Bruce Buffer won tournaments and [ __ ] he wins okay you know poker's a tricky game man Ari shafir he he used to make a living doing poker when when everything sucked for him as a comedian I remember like seeing him like on a few shows dude Ari shafir when when things were sucking for him as a comedian was making 30 grand a year playing poker just go into the local casinos winning tournaments cuz he's smart cuz he's a smart dude and he can calculate [ __ ] knows he knows how to play the game and he's disciplined and he would just make cash and you got to be able to keep you know your your your your face you know Stone to a certain degree yes that's a big deal yeah there's there's something in not giving it avoid any kind of psychological giveaway you know that's that's what that's what I like watching like who how that stuff works yeah I wonder if you get the math is finite you can you can figure out the math is finite most people can learn that there's that that's where the talent really comes in is that whole psychological side I mean that knowing math is talented but but you know what I'm getting at it's the more artistic part of it and wonder if you play it all the time if you get really good at just smelling [ __ ] you know I mean it's like you get good at everything like you get you you would think yeah you get mean people get better at all the subtle
nuances of anything they attempt whether it's standup comedy or playing music or anything I would imagine that you if you interact with people playing a card game for high stakes for a long period of time you'd probably smell some [ __ ] on people when they're full [ __ ] just smell a something little intangible green light or not or just kid yourself and blow your fat water think that I mean you would naturally just get a sense of of like that movie uh True Romance where Christopher Watkins talking about the Tails of lot there's 19 tails you would think you would at least have more of a know what a crinkled brow or like when you know cuz there's people that say psychologically like if you're lying you look a certain way or if you're trying to recall something you look a different way like your brain the way your brain works like there's people you can figure out some of that stuff legitimately and when people know that I don't trust them from then on all right you know the moves you know it's left or right you know yeah you cheat [ __ ] looking up to your left when you know you should be looking down to your right whichever one that it only works if you're amongst unsuspecting people and you have nobody can have knowledge that you have that you know I think people are Everybody's scared of losing privacy and I agree it shouldn't someone shouldn't be able to access your privacy random someone someone should be able to access your email or see what's in your computer but I do believe that eventually it's going to be a good thing for the world to have no privacy it sounds stupid but I think that a lot of the problems that we have is that you can get away with [ __ ] a lot of the problems that we have with as far as like committing crimes doing bad Deeds to people is that people can't literally read each other's minds I think that's ultimately where we're going I think we're going to be able there's going to be no lying anymore I think on the other side of it too I think a lot of people's emotional and and problems stuff is not realizing that everybody's exactly like you even know you think you're a thing or whatever is wrong with you or whatever you think or that crazy what everything that happens to you is only happening to you and you're embarrassed or you know there's a lot of things like that that people
don't realize every single body has experienced on some level yeah insecurity bad you're talking about a one Consciousness almost single Consciousness except for the crazy people that's a problem well you can eliminate them easier you got to you got to find them and kill them but who's who's willing to make that call you know can nullify them you can nullify them pen them up box them up but then they get out and it becomes a goddamn Stephen King movie yeah well you it's going somewhere someday is it something's going to happen what do you if you look at I mean you're you're a thoughtful guy when you look at society and you look at [ __ ] like what's going down in turkey and the the clamp down on the internet where the government's worried about people being able to rise and and the the the Second Amendment debates and all the [ __ ] that's going on what how do you how do you see this this this [ __ ] thing turning out when you look at our world I don't think a lot of it matters man you don't think so in a weird I just think eventually you know I mean like the lights are going to go out and for for everybody for everybody I'm talking about literally like not not our lives I'm talking about sooner or later a lot of this is going to go wrong we're going to use I don't know how much fuel I mean I'm not an expert but fuel's got to be the fuels that we use so rapidly right now can't be infinite you want to hear something interesting I talked to a a weather scientist and uh he told me that even if we chop down every tree in the world we'd still have a couple million years of air do you know that there like everybody's worried about like losing all the air what are we going to do it's like too you know what I mean you know true but the world is far more durable than than we pretend it is I'm not talking about the world or the planet I'm talking about our Creations within it you know what I mean and our use of like you know I don't again I just said I'm no expert but like fossil fuels cannot be infinite no I mean So eventually you know what I mean it's all going to the lights are going to go out and we're all going to be Swamp People man that's funny because I don't think so I think that I would have never figured out how to make you want to know
honestly that's what I hope I would have never figured out how to make a regular engine and I'm never gonna figure out how to make a [ __ ] electric engine either I shoot my gun and I can I can reload bullets for sure there's some people way smarter than me that are looking at all these problems and the same sort of Genius that allowed people get to the point where we have flying metal tubes that take you from New York to Paris in five hours you're going to have the same you're going to have the same kind of [ __ ] with with everything people are going to eventually innovate past where we're at I I have a full full belief in that they combine one day I don't think so I think I think it's going to change but I I don't think the lights are going to go out they might go out for a little while and then come back on I mean at any point in time they could be a series of colossal disasters natural disasters and we just look at the history of the world that we know about for sure there's been some at least I think there's four or five Extinction events that have been marked throughout history that we know of right now and pretending we know everything that happened over the 4 point whatever billion years of the Earth's time at this point is you know there is a lot of [ __ ] they don't know there's 12,000 get into anient aliens again or we we found our way getting into the fact that people have been you know lucky that we made it to this point but week ago just like the dinosaur went it's really easy that's my point [ __ ] yeah but that doesn't will another Society eventually rise up and you know I yeah okay okay whatever but like as far as I'm concerned like my I got my daily problems I I don't I don't the government and the clamp down the internet [ __ ] the internet I I honestly told I've said many many times if I could get rid of one thing like I think for every great thing the internet's done there's a thousand slimy scummy [ __ ] awful rotten things about it wow that's interesting I look at it completely opposite I think for every one I mean it changed my whole you know I mean it changed trajectory of a whole business that you know I depended on too you know I me I think the internet okay took the carpet thievery on levels that you know I never would have imagined in
like 1995 thievery meaning people illegally downloaded songs yeah not only that okay and then let's just go with the you know just small things like you know back you know maybe in the the 990s if there was a guy who liked [ __ ] pigs you know I mean he'd be a lone [ __ ] wolf somewhere that you know would never really act on it or anything now there's probably you could probably find a website dedicated to that gather there most certainly these people gather and they [ __ ] pigs that's badan that's bad for yeah why is it okay to eat pigs but it's not okay to [ __ ] them that's what I want to know I mean I feel like feel like that I love you dude podcast is might be over after I don't know if I have any response to that legitimately I don't feel like that makes any sense I feel like uh if you you know if you willing okay why can we [ __ ] people and we and eating them's wrong uh well it's not wrong if you're trapped like your car crashed in the Andy's Mountain slaughtering a person and just eating a person well people have done it I mean the whole boner party those people that got stuck in the the Rockies people done it notoriously [ __ ] like bad story like it's not cool they're except yeah it's not like things you should do on a regular basis yeah but I mean same with [ __ ] pigs let's just apply the same let's apply the same logic how about you're stuck on an island and there's no people to [ __ ] but you got a pig and they come back after all these years and hey man what were you doing like well I raised pigs and uh and I I killed them for food okay cool what would you do for sex you just beat off a lot no just [ __ ] my pigs they'd be like whoa uncool yeah not cool you did something you should have just kept that to yourself man you know I that's really what it is would it be worse if he made love to the pig I don't think either one is bad I think honestly if you're going to kill an animal [ __ ] it as long as you don't like [ __ ] it to death that's like kind of a crazy way to kill something and would you go anal with a pig or vagina you'd have to see the setup you have to see what you're dealing with you know condom no condom there's a lot of questions well internal organ wise pigs are supposed to be very similar to us so
yeah you don't you definitely don't want to go anal without a little cleanup first I mean you get some pig [ __ ] through the tip of your dick for sure that could be a problem well I'm not sure if I if this correct but is isn't there like a pig's ex like his his his entire excretory system is basically expelling waste like the sweat to a certain degree is oh really oh oh that makes sense yeah pigs are disgusting there're strange animals man they're smart as [ __ ] though it's one thing that's weird about killing pigs they're smart man smarter than dogs they know what's going on oh you know the whole the animal farm thing man well if you I love that book by the way I can make a pig squirt you ever see that documentary My Brother's Keeper it's a documentary about these dudes who were like uh they were like a little slow and they lived on a farm and one of them I think was accused of murder and it was like real weird whether or not they could uh defend themselves in court whether they could you know they were they're a little mentally challenged but they uh was running this farm and there's a scene in the farm where he has to kill a pig and he pulls out the shotgun and the Pig goes [ __ ] and the pig just scrambles left and right that pig knows exactly what the [ __ ] is going on the pig saw the shotgun and I saw that and that kept me from eating bacon or any Pig for like at least two days it was like a month it was a solid month for a month I was like oh man I think I'm not I'm not going to need anything that's smart God I love BAC they're delicious but then I found out what [ __ ] pigs are you fall into if you're like feeding pigs and you fall in there they eat you that's like number one way that farmers die it was like one of those Dr Boden autopsy things where they did this whole thing on this lady that had a pig farm and just murder husbands and throw their bodies in the pit that was a great show yeah that guy was the best that Dr Baden yeah I L to love the HBO aabi show boy that challenged your your view of the world before the internet before the internet that was the first freakout show where you realize how crazy people are like one dude he took a woman and she died she was like a very beautiful woman and she died do the doll yeah he made a doll out of her and like put a little rubber
hole down where her vagina was so we could [ __ ] her covered with like cases and cases of perfume because she was rotting and he would fix parts of her with wax yeah and wasn't he like a doctor or some [ __ ] he was like a doctor I remember oh he was so in love with her that he took her body was his wife wasn't it I don't remember it was either his wife or might have been his ex-wife I don't remember what it was but he took her it might have been just a patient but he took her and he was just [ __ ] her rotting body you need to know that man we need to know that dude's out there yeah it's important because you can you could have a really distorted view of the world we'll know where all those dudes are when that single Consciousness comes around it's coming we'll all be like ew well don't you think that guy don't you think with what you're talking about with like you know people realizing that you know one Consciousness realizing that do un to others as you would have them do to you you lead a healthy happy light and you all we're all like calming down and connecting in this thing it's all building toward this Crescendo and if it reaches that one state where all of a sudden whether it's a technology or whether it's just the the human body evolving to a Next Level I mean maybe that's a few Generations away I mean who the [ __ ] knows but that's what I feel like the one thing that's going to stop all the [ __ ] is when everybody knows bull the big brain stage you think we're going to get to that I think we're going to get to a connectivity very similar to the internet but it's going to be in your own brain that's what I think I think the the connectivity the internet gives you through social media I think it's almost like sticking your finger through like you know you can't get to the outside but you can like poke your finger through this like gelatinous sort of Shield that separates the Two Worlds you can't quite break through but it's close so the internet is like you're exchanging information to the the hole cut into the the girl right there the same Mo similar we're using computers in order you know we're sending like ones and zeros to each other we're connecting but we're doing all this through this
artificial [ __ ] I think eventually this artificial [ __ ] this is just a bridge to some sort of technological Freedom this is a bridge towards some Next Step whether it's are you saying something be implanted with us it could be that know for that I'm going to this not going you don't have to you can just die off like the [ __ ] you know like all the other but nothing wrong with that man there's a romantic thing to that to go out Johnny Cash style all old singing hurt you know love it [ __ ] yeah there's nothing wrong with that I mean we all go to sleep no I just I just know the [ __ ] history of corporations in the world and [ __ ] and I'm not letting anybody putting nothing in my [ __ ] that's the question though what what does that eliminate all the [ __ ] that corporations do when when everyone's accountable for their own actions is that the thing who's going to manufacture the thing that goes in your brain well I mean maybe it's inevitable progress maybe it's the inevitable progression of where technology is heading I hope so Jo you have such a great Outlook man I do occasionally I'm way too suspicious of people I know they're I know the the the the true nature of of a lot of [ __ ] people that's true but don't you know great people as well just the fact that those beautiful people exist I know enough Beautiful People beautiful personalities friendly healthy happy people and know enough of them now to be convinced that it's not like an aberration there's there's a whole population of like-minded happy people out there the problem is they're separated from each other that's not necessarily true even the evil people themselves are surrounded by other e evil people that's a big issue with evil people you're growing up around evil people you respond to your environment you imitate Your Atmosphere you're a [ __ ] you know and sometimes it's not even your own fault you just stuck in a [ __ ] spot with a douchebag dad and a mother who's a [ __ ] cocaine addict or whatever filling the blank with your own troubles and dilemmas but I think that ultimately there's so many cool people and so many nice people and people that want other people to be happy that I just feel like that's that's the trend I'm going to live in that world then
that's that's it's the world we should all live in it's not impossible that's the fact that there's so many of them means it's not impossible it's just at what point do I have to give up my guns though you don't have to give up [ __ ] why I don't that's I'm not giving up I don't think you should give up guns I think it's ridiculous I don't think you should give up your car either I don't think you should give up your ability to buy lighter fluid I don't think you should give up your ability to to buy a [ __ ] helicopter I don't think you should limit your ability to do anything I think freedom is the most important thing and then be responsible for your actions but stop people from doing [ __ ] [ __ ] by making them aware of one Consciousness making them aware that we all are experiencing this together and if you [ __ ] with people if you send out some bad [ __ ] that bad [ __ ] comes back to you too it's it's possible I I met so many nice people believe that it just it needs to be when you were talking about Islam and about the messages of Islam they they rang true in your mind and they made sense to you and you felt like it was this conglomeration of wisdom so to say right yeah a lot of it still does yeah and it still and it should I think that we're just missing a new version of that that's all it is it's not that people I could feel that and I think that with technology at the helm I think it's possible for that to to influence it as well I think the the the connectivity that we all share and the inevitable ability to exchange information like freely without a computer without anything just connect to people freely we could have never pictured this no no one in George Washington's time saw a laptop coming there's no way and I think that we have no [ __ ] idea what's waiting around the corner in 100 years I don't think we can but I think if you look at the where it's going it's going towards just a full separation I speculate closer to 20 and 30 years like I don't think no I don't think what you're saying is going to happen in there I'm saying that's my I don't speculate out farther than that cuz I don't expect to live longer than that you know there's part of me that thinks it's fascinating that like what if Society got like just close to en Enlightenment just close like almost
there like Breakthrough technology walls dissolving every second and then an asteroid boom boom see that's my and we have to start all over again that's wor that's exactly you brought me right back to the lights going out well you paint with a dark brush my brother where paint with a dark brush that's why I love you but I like your world yeah well my world is your world we we we exist in the same space well I like the window you're looking through your world out of I need to get me one I think you doing this podcast has helped shape that window you know that the that window that those ideas I've always sort of had somewhere in the back of my mind and then slowly reinforced by other people that I met that shared or an even more evolved version of that idea but doing this podcast we running into so many nice people so many cool people so many people that are just genuinely like happy and like like if you were my neighbor you know that would be a beautiful thing like if you were my neighbor and he was one of my other neighbors I would want him like two houses down so bet that motherfucker's a screamer but you know what I'm saying like like to have like a real Community like that if you really look at it like if everybody was like the your favorite people boy the world would be [ __ ] amazing the world would just be a bunch of people being friendly with each other you know exchanging things doing work doing whatever the [ __ ] you have to do you pay me for this and I do that for you but if everybody was if that there's got to be a way where at least on a mass scale that that can be the majority of people I I don't see that that's not possible I don't think it's inhibited by finances I don't think it's inhibited by resources I think it's inhibited by people understanding that they can live a different kind of life and I think that's where something like a guy like you talking out about it a guy like you expressing your ideas like some kid right now who's a big Everlast fan is in his car and he's you know listening to this and he's hearing your take on things and maybe he'll pick up a book on religion maybe he'll pick up a book on philosophy maybe he'll you know maybe he'll stop one pattern of thinking and introduce himself to a couple other
patterns and those in turn will shape the future of his thinking well don't be like me D [ __ ] but but what if you weren't you you wouldn't be making this this beautiful dark music man you know that there's something I love about that man what is that song what was the uh the song that you played uh um the last time you were here how many different songs did you play the American Girl Miss America Miss America is that it Little Miss America godamn son I can't think like that I'll start crying I can't I could never write something like that I would just start crying but I love hearing it you know like well that's kind of where I take it a lot is what makes me like when I'm writing it you know after it's written you know and I can perform it you know I don't I don't get as emotional but that's what I try and do I try and make myself upset a little bit like feel something yeah CU I'm I'm hard honestly I'm like I'm hard to get to you know react you're a big teddy bear probably truth but it's hard to get past the the the fur well you just dealt with a lot of douchebags it's normal it's normal Ted up you know surgeries and life and know you you know you're about to sing right there you mean skins toughing up and surgeries and life go right into I'm a sample yeah you know but ultimately you're a nice guy me you know I like to think so you're always a nice guy you're fun you're fun to be around I'll let you in if you use your blinker yeah you know what I mean yeah there's nothing wrong with that but but You' also dealt with a lot of douchebags well we're we live in douchebag Central and we work amongst douchebag [ __ ] you know in the douche baggiest industry there is you know people would never understand how douchy it can possibly be and especially the music business I think is probably the douchiest had all the potential running into [ __ ] running into musicians like you got a A lot of brilliant beautiful people out there but goddamn acting is way worse than musicians and douchebags yeah because even a shitty musician is actually probably somewhat decent a shitty actor just [ __ ] gross that's a good point because most actors are gross to begin with and you have a shitty one on top of that I'd say
they're pretty close I've met a lot of douchy musicians but yeah I think ultimately you're probably right I think musicians requires more discipline too you know there's a you have to actually especially if you play an instrument you have to actually learn a discipline got to practice Yeah that's a big thing actors don't have to practice [ __ ] investment in time acting is easy as [ __ ] too and they like to pretend it's really difficult it's easy as [ __ ] well I think there's a level of it that's hard you know I mean but I think in general most things done in the acting world are relatively easy it's not like playing guitar and singing at the same time that's tricky as [ __ ] isn't it and actually it took a long time for me to be able to do both like yeah I watch you do it I'm I'm I'm perplexed by the dance but the one king you know the one thing that's bad is like I said if that one kink in the road happens it's a train wreck man it's like I should have never opened my eyes on that one well that's different than a a joke you know a joke you could [ __ ] up in the middle of it and sort of like reail it and it be you even go on a tangent about the [ __ ] and you you're okay but well like I said for me it's all pictures and one kind of cross circuited and so honestly what happened was is my hand started playing one song and I was saying words from another and then it was all it was like just jumbled garbage you know I would really be fascinated if someone who was a memory expert could talk to you about uh how you organize thoughts like how you how how you memorize things I bet people could learn a lot because you're you're there's you've got just not just words you got words that correspond to Melodies correspond to musical notes and you have it all like you arranged and I'm sure you've morphed it so you've probably had several versions of each song as if sort of evolved inside your head I bet that would be how many [ __ ] songs do you have in your head right now like how many songs could you reliably play 100 just me without like rehear like without yeah just you well I kind of eliminate all the rap songs if you I mean cuz that wouldn't be playing too right so um probably most songs off of most my records if I you know what's a
number 60 60 or 70 think about all that [ __ ] say 60 times what 5 minutes four four minutes that's a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] to memorize son a lot of [ __ ] inside your head just spinning around and you're call there's another you know three albums of raps and stuff I've never even used yet that's you know do you think you could bust those out as well or would you need need to get into a rap mindset um like the the classics I could bust out did you take any [ __ ] when you moved from rap to like this sort of bluesy style of music nah cuz I I think some people are growing up with me and I've never really I I was part of L ccoo no sure this was that was a little rap Collective you know and all every one of my records has something hip-hop related I still kind of consider myself hip-hop artist you know I just evolved into what I'm doing you know anybody who's down with La Coca Nostra just that name I don't want to get an argument with any of those dudes I don't want to be in argument with anybody who's in something called La coka norra that seems like there a lot of lot of drama that would come with that just the name just kind of tongue he Coco Cafe powerful Coco Cafe I think I think it came from one day like where before I joined the group there was a couple of the guys who like to a little bit you know and and they were talking like in the studio one day like yo we're getting along great it's like laosa NOA and Danny Boy like was sober and he was like yeah more like La cocon NOA and of coined the name right there that cocaine is a [ __ ] man that Buck Cherry song that's a badass Jam you know that that song I love the co yeah that's the best cocaine song next to the uh I've never really CL had to have the issue come up because of you steered away from that [ __ ] I mean I did a couple times in my life but like it never became I always knew I had a little heart thing so I always kind of was like you know those kind of those the meths and the and the cocaines and the even the Ecstasy and stuff like that I stayed heavily away from what about caffeinees I'll drink the [ __ ] out I'm a Coca-Cola fiend man I drink too much that's my if I drink if I stop drinking Coca-Cola alone Joe I'd probably lose 15 lbs just from that why don't you stop sh [ __ ] love it man really do you yeah
you don't even do Coke Zero you go I only drink Coke out of a glass bottle Mexican Coke yeah this is what I tell people think about it this way if you want to they American Coke the little sorry but the little 8 O are Americans they're you can find Mexican ones but I'll drink the little American ones too if you want to you really change what you drink and you really want to drink a lot of water just think about how delicious water would be if it was rare as [ __ ] if water was difficult to come by is delicious now I love ice cold bottle of water just pound just take go it's there's a there's that that [ __ ] monster your brain that tells you to get that Coca-Cola well when I've gone on kicks where I like have stopped and what I do is I get club soda oh and cuz it's the bite that bite that cold bite back of that carbonated goodness and the Sugar Rush and oh is club soda bad for you is it bad to drink carbonated [ __ ] I heard there's something about carbonated water that's not suppos to sodi in it is that what it is yeah there's sodium in it yeah there might be a lot of sodium in it yeah Coca-Cola will [ __ ] you up it's that corn syrup man that corn syrups well that's why the Mexican ones are a little better they're made with real sugar yeah sugar how do you get those you get them they sell them all around California they us to get in California when you get out of California get or Arizona anywhere that touches Mexico you can pretty much get them in Ohio before they started selling the small little ones cuz they stopped selling sell the tall ones yeah yeah but they stopped selling them like in Ohio they stopped selling all bottles for while and they just recently like maybe like seven years ago brought back like the little baby bottles in Ohio so I used to go to antique stores and buy the old bottles and then fill them up with Coke and put them in my my refrigerator cuz I'm a psycho wow why just because you like drinking out of those bottles yeah I'm the same way with him I love [ __ ] Coke in a bottle some drink you pour it in there then it kills all the Fizz right no not if you like drink it the same day or two oh yeah first of just something about it the way glass chills it too it's better than to me I don't like Al I feel like I can taste metal when I drink out of aluminum cans
well when cans first came out you could taste the difference remember going like oh this tastes weird do you remember that like when when cans first came out I don't but I I do remember that people were like really into this Mexican Coke and that Mexican Coke like people were saying it's actually it just tastes better it's cane sugar Coca-Cola it's the original Coca-Cola cuz it's it's actual sugar before all the corporations bought into the corn syrup thing and that's all we use now America do you know that Coca-Cola is the number one like as far as like importer like who who takes cocaine in this country Coca-Cola they it's medical cocaine and they they get medical cocaine from processing the coca leaves that they use to make Coca-Cola like they're connected with medical cocaine I did not know that yeah one of the active ingredients in C did you ever hear about their San like they were part of all these sanction like assassinations in South oh my God go to documentaryheaven.com oh no Coca-Cola's evil and and and and and uh I think it's called the Coca-Cola files or the Coca-Cola cases wow and it's about how their involvement in some like you know nefarious activities down there in in South America well if you're going to be South America Co I'm surprised I didn't hear about that inside that little documentary that they under yeah they don't I mean they don't sell Coke but they do sell too they they take the process of converting whatever the [ __ ] is uh in the cocoa leaves into some sort of a FL aoid some sort of plant-based taste and they take that and it's one of the ingredients of coke that makes it taste weird and for the longest time was actually cocaine oh yeah the original Coca-Cola was cocaine but the when the process that they used to make cocaine going yeah the actual process today and this is in 2013 that they used to make Coca-Cola involves cocaine it doesn't give you a cocaine high but it there's a flavor aspect of it that actually comes from the cocoa plant and then they take that [ __ ] and they sell it and they process it and they take the cocaine out of it and make medical cocaine crazy cuz a gang of [ __ ] used to have cocaine like all these little your Vick s will would have been like loaded with cocaine back or Codine yeah that stuff was badass there
like housewive remedy like all those like cure alls were like had a little bit of cocaine in them so up did you ever have the old school Nells with the codine in it yeah oh we were young I had some the other day did you really where where can you get it you can still get it get the nyel with Codine yeah you just have to get a prescription for it oh okay yeah I know they have prescription cough syrup with CA but I didn't know if it was NY used to be able to just go to CVS and you go to CVS and you would get NyQuil and I got sick once and I'll never forget this I'd never taken it before but I got sick once and I was so happy I was like my pillow was like massaging me I was like collapsed into this pillow watching TV I I felt I never felt better I was like oh my God I could get I could be a junky on this I had one of those big bottles of that medical grade cough syrup and like I kind of got into a a stretch where I was [ __ ] with it and then like within a year or so a couple like at least three rappers I knew died yeah it makes you feel like you're coming for hours they for you forget to breathe and your sleep you just stop yeah whoa that's how it just slows you down so much people just like would go to sleep and die yikes that's when I was like I there was a gang left and that [ __ ] was like the bottle I had was like a couple Grand I wonder if that has anything to do with sleep apnea I bet it has to do with sleep because some guy knew like that was a sneaker freak like me he worked for sparklets and he delivered a sparklets delivery to this uh to a a dentist or a doctor's office and like as he was delivering it he went out the bat and he saw they had a [ __ ] case of him and he grabbed like four wow just gave me one wow that stuff is powerful as [ __ ] I there was one time I spent like five days in my house like [ __ ] up on that [ __ ] dude play playing Socom too yeah that stuff's legit there's a lot of pain stuff that's addictive as [ __ ] it's amazing the five days after that we're [ __ ] hell oh my bad what is the withdrawal headachy body you're just feel aw yeah you're sick you're basically like you feel like you got the flu for like three days wow so then you get more but does it make you
want to is it one of those things where it makes you want to get more no I didn't like after that five day I did it a few times after that lightly within a drink or something but like that five days I was going like straight wow playing oh my God it's like never stopping being drunk it's like being drunk for days but the visual like your brain is getting all that visual like uh from because I was like heavily into that video game for a time we had like a whole team of people on when it was when online [ __ ] first like really was good like you know it was working well and like so um we would just get [ __ ] up for days like the V your brain's getting all this like happiness from the visual and like you said I was in my chair just like oh dude gaming for days I just talked to another dude who uh had a back injury and got hooked on oxycottons I've probably talked to maybe 10 people that have told me the exact same story another dude who had a hard time kicking it and I just wonder I'm like how many people out there there's 300 million people how many people out there or hooked oh yeah on oxy there's a commercial right now on TV that's telling people about you know if you're hooked on opiates and this that and the other they're not advertising to like 1% of the people no they're advertising it's it's like herpes meds yo it's out there people like in drobes you know they're not advertising that [ __ ] on TV because it's like not not around right exactly it's not like they're malaria pills right you know you don't ever hear that on TV come by malaria pills yeah do you need a malaria pills yo fix your boner pills herpes meds M yeah there's a lot of problems out there yeah there's a lot of people hooked on pills I mean that's that's why everything else is illegal yeah corpor these Pharmaceutical corporations they want us hooked on their drugs it's amazing how that's happened I mean that really is almost like a science fiction movie when you look at how many people are dependent on and then not only that how many jobs are dependent upon the production of these things when we were young was medicine something even advertised besides a cold medicine like a Nik will or something like that did
you ever see advertisements on TV for like your toe nail fungus tell your there's so many commercials that say ask your doctor about this you never used to go ask your doctor for medicine they told you [ __ ] medicine you needed yeah because if you have a psychosomatic thing you can go in and say you know doc I saw this commercial and that is have enough on TV hey do do your arms hurt can you move them [ __ ] I can't move does your hair grow [ __ ] it's stop grow maybe you have this I might have it yeah look at all the symptoms I got it I think I got it [ __ ] and then they run really quickly by may cause vomiting anal bleeding and then you it's like what the [ __ ] who's going to actually take this it's so unfair if you know the history of people too it's not like they didn't know that people have been like rused by Charlotte all these [ __ ] late night preachers that are trying to get people to donate money they've been doing it for years and years and years they didn't they already knew that there was a certain percentage of the population that were like super easily manipulated so to to make them responsible for you know their own judgment and having a commercial on that's selling prescription drugs that's really ridiculous that's it's not just the guys you got now you got guys coming and asking for stuff and how many doctors are just sleev bags I mean we've learned how many doctors used to be When We Were Young that was a somebody like a you were told policeman fire doctors these are good people we know now that's not true people they're they're just as dirty and rotten as everybody else so how many of them are like yeah sure I'll prescribe you all that [ __ ] oh it's happening for sure I mean I could go out right now legitimately right now with by the end of well it's probably late today but by the end of the day tomorrow I could have probably five prescriptions for painkillers if I really want them well today in California there's a database so you could probably go to different doctors and maybe get different things prescribed maybe yeah not the same one yeah but in Florida they don't have a database I mean they might have changed it now but they had that that show the oxycon express that they they aired if you can just Google that online you can watch it it's um the
what is that I think it was on True TV but either way what whatever it was on the oxycoton express Vanguard that was the show they went and they showed how you could go to Florida you can go to a doctor say oh my back hurts they give you a prescription then you go down the street to another doctor he gives you a prescription for the same [ __ ] nobody talks to anybody they don't there's not a database that they can say hey Mr Wilson I see you've had 10,000 oxycotton prescriptions from to different doctors this year so because of that Florida sells more oxycoton than the whole country like literally I think the the numbers for how much might be part of your whole explanation of Florida's craziness oh it's absolutely let me make sure that that's true because someone told me that uh Florida uses more oxy than the whole country because there's a doubt in my mind Brian what do you think is that right yeah think that's right right I think it's right uh it doesn't sound wrong doesn't sound wrong yeah well either way I'll I'll look for it while we're talking but the uh the reality is that there's a lot of [ __ ] people that take that [ __ ] and they're gone it's it's it's opiate it's really dangerously addictive and they just they're just tossing I never took it somebody gave me some once and I just they actually frightened me I threw them away because I knew so many people that just got caught out there so quickly on them whoa you ready for this in Florida alone almost 3,000 people died of an overdose in 2009 2010 the majority of these people had legal prescriptions medications in their systems at the time of death wow that's nutty [ __ ] man they're just dropping like flies 3,000 people man that's 911 that's 9911 and it's it's it's happening all the time it's 911 and it keeps going people just dropping this show was really scary because one of the guys on the show his wife had died of an overdose and he got high before he called the cops his wife was lying next to him cold and blue this [ __ ] got high before he called the ambulance that's how crazy it is yeah that [ __ ] honestly scared me it's terrifying I had a period where I was like heavy into like taking like Viking
in and drinking a few whiskies oh why'd you like to do that what does that feel like [ __ ] made me feel really [ __ ] good like I would take like half a vikin in my rule was a half a vikin in and then I have a few whiskies and it' be like it'd be almost the same feeling as that that cop syrup like you ever do that Brian vins and whiskey yeah I've done vonin alcohol what is it like it's really slow and yeah it's like it's kind of like yeah it's like comfortable yeah it's like tripping on that Robo tring I had a buddy who was a guitar player who said that vicadin made him like super creative love Vicodins maybe no maybe no you don't think so that's never happened to me Viking pry on them I was pretty lazy on them wow that's interesting just wanteded like yeah I'm good maybe have some you know coll up abro or something abroad Everlast is from the 50s call Up Abroad put on you got a scall cap on calling up a br I'm calling up a flapper well listen see you ever watch those old movies where dudes with backhand [ __ ] yeah and you're like whoa how enough was that going on where you could put it in a movie a lot we you to the Moon Alice yeah we well that he never actually hit her he's threatening her it was the theme of show he was right when you think about it pow to the Moon pow right in the kisser yeah he was going to punch her to the moon and he was a big guy too man that was I'm going to punch you in the face and Jackie gleon seemed like the type of dude with punch a chick M you ever see that Sean Conor interview where he talked about Sometimes women need to slap because they keep pushing sometimes you have to slap them everybody was like whoa godamn Sean connory but but the way he's saying it is like listen never had a broad pushing that button on you never had a like you I don't think he meant every I mean that see that's probably one things that got yeah I'm asking you my dad beat my mom and I had a very very Vivid image of that my father was alcoholic I'm I'm very scared of that of getting into any sort of domestic situation so no I've never had I I had one I'm not saying have you ever hit I'm just saying but you never had a broad come at you oh yeah I've had I've had you knew she was pushing to a point where she wanted you to slap the [ __ ] out of her or do
something physical to her no I had to duck man I just like like a lot of crazy broads no I've liked a lot of crazy broads too but I've a little bit I have a little bit of a higher threshold before I press P subscribe to the Chris Rock Theory which was I won't hit a [ __ ] but I'll shake the [ __ ] yeah well you know my whole life when I was a young man was all dedicated to martial arts and the last thing I ever wanted to do is is get in a violent altercation with a girl but I had chick swing at me I've had a couple couple girls I dated like I'm just saying they know there's there's broads who want that to happen but I've never gotten even close I'm not willing to enter that's that's the sign to get the [ __ ] away and right and what if you like it you know what if some chick comes after you and you [ __ ] crack her and all a sudden you're in you're you're like all right well I started hitting you here we go you know we're actually fighting now and then you're Plumbing her and kneeing her in the face and pounding her into the ground I mean what the [ __ ] are you doing are you going to fight like what are you going to do you going to halfway fight are you going to shake her are you going to slap her how hard do you slap her can you punch her if she punches you what if she grabs your dick and she won't let go you going to punch her then like what happens then and then if she gets up she grabs see now you're asking questions and if you're going to ask me an opinion I'm I'm really going to subscribe to like I'll tell you the same way I heard a pimp say it in American Pimp there is a time and a place to hit anyone yes in defending yourself in Defending Your Life so if you're saying if she grab your dick and won't let go you're getting punched dead in your GP oh yes for sure for sure if you're psychologically trying to torture me me or something I'm going to do everything I can to get the [ __ ] away from you yeah that's when I just I don't have a desire to hit anybody when they're psychologically tortured but I come from the same thing my father you know he wasn't he was like a binge alcoholic like he'd be fine for nine months and then bump in the road and he'd be gone for three four weeks try come home and by the time I hit 16 17 I you know did that uh steer you away in any way from
alcohol or make you wary of it well yeah very wary of it I mean it never steered me away I was always [ __ ] drinking you know but I I just never I never drank by myself it was always early on in my life I was very aware of that kind of stuff like don't be caught drinking at home don't drink because you're sad or in a bad mood I never that's not my thing yeah that's never the good move like drinking for me is something I do like oh we're going to go out house some fun let's have a few drinks that's cool that you were able to overcome that even though your dad had an issue cuz sometimes that that that thing is either psychological but sometimes it's genetic yeah but like by the time I had 15 16 I would I my routine was like I would when I knew those cuz it like I said it was like it wasn't every night thing it like he'd be fine for a long time but when you knew he was on a bench I would stay up every night till either he didn't come home or he came home sit him down give him some food just to keep him from like fighting and then like one time you know he started trying to fight with my mom but I was think it was about 16 17 and I that's when I stepped in and yeah it's [ __ ] up sit we had a fight and you know I woke up on the couch later my dad was a big construction working man so you know he wasn't easy to fight but that was the last time too when me and him squared off it was the last time it ever happened too he never did it again and then they finally split up a little while later wow yeah that's not good man being around crazy big drunks that can beat the [ __ ] out of you is never Bueno yeah you know what but before he passed though I think he got it together he he was he became you know his life lessons were learned you know what I mean well the alcohol one is such a [ __ ] up one because it seems some sort of a chemical thing goes off in some folks and and he died at 63 I know it shortened his life of course yeah there's no doubt about it it's poison I mean it feels good cuz it's poison you're poison your [ __ ] but God damn it's fun sometimes yeah Whiskey's good man it's fine I like that stuff I like that stuff and the relief the relief from the burdens of thinking about all the subtle nuances of the world you know when you're just like who gives a [ __ ] let's do another shot you
clink glasses and you know that everybody's all in on it with you that's good stuff it's good stuff when it goes the other way from there if you're not if that's not how you're doing it you shouldn't be doing it exactly but again point down to who you doing it with unless you're an alcoholic then it Pils down to sorry you got a shitty Jean you got some American Indian Irish you know what I mean I'm IR I should you know what I mean I kind of I'm sure there's some genetic level of connection to it but I it's Choice man there's a big Choice there you can choose you can there's you can choose not to if I if I really suspect that I was like [ __ ] up like my father was I would have just chose to never drink right you know what I mean I mean cuz I was so hyperconscious I cuz I was able to see also the pattern my father's father was far my father was a good father compared to his father you know what I mean my father made improvements yeah so I I I can see and I I said okay so it's my turn to make that Improvement that's exactly the same with my father my father's father was even more of a Savage he came over from Ireland during the Depression and my mom told me that when she was young my dad's dad tried to [ __ ] her like she was she was like when she had already had me like she'd be over the house and my father would step out I'm going to go down to the corner and my dad would be like and my dad's father would be like what's up what's up you want some of this and she'd be like what the [ __ ] kind of crazy family is this just drunk Savages from the depression those were people that were worried about starving to death those are people that would take a piece of [ __ ] and a heartbeat they they were they were they were rapists and Savages they were animals they took a [ __ ] boat ride across the world to wind up in some place where they never even saw a picture of it had no idea what it was going to be like landed in a boat got out and were hated made their way yeah were hated hated immediately made their way this this they were so much closer to animals hence the backfist woman schmack you know that's from the 1950s that [ __ ] was acceptable people were crazy back then they were [ __ ] animals they're crazy now but they're better right hopefully according to went
there any sign if is any proof that culture is evolving it's the proof in our record of culture our songs our our our our movies you know our standup comedy you know you want to see the the evolution of culture in the in standup comedy it's a a good microcosm it's a good way to look at the evolutional culture go back and try to watch like some old comedy from the 1950s and 60s it's so dated even if you can put yourself into that mindset and see the Brilliance of it it's so dated yeah you know watch some Lenny Bruce try to laugh that's how as edgy as he was he was the greatest he opened up all the doors but you can't watch that [ __ ] today Carlin still some of it some of it some of it still dated though if you go to the the really old stuff prior's the first guy to me that's Universal like he's he stands the test of time he's he's Evergreen his his his [ __ ] was so like raw like when he would talk about his life and the the way he would describe things it was so raw that I think to this day still resonates yeah I remember the first time watching live on the Sunset Strip [ __ ] yeah wasn't supposed to be watching it exactly yeah it was in the movie theater the guy was just talking and everybody was dying laughing that was a that was a game changer for a lot of people that was the first time a lot of people got to see comedy like that I created a whole generation of comics man that sure little era he was the first really honest guy well him and Lenny Bruce Lenny Bruce is the first really honest guy too but but not when it came to his personal life prior took it to a completely different level than anybody had before you know I love that movie too JoJo dancer we got to wrap this up with one with one or two more which ones do you want to play it's up to you I would want I already told you I'd play one yeah I want I got to hear that one and then maybe one more that you want to do is that cool we'll figure it out okay beautiful and if you any little punks on Twitter complaining that he's playing music I need you to go [ __ ] yourself right now okay you're listening get your mind straight [ __ ] respect OG Everlast follow him on [Music] Twitter
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