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and millions of dollars right just crazy crazy money drove around in a hearse you know I drive around like station wagons and [ __ ] so like no flashy no bling just kept it on the DL was just raking in the cash meanwhile the dude couldn't even read okay Goes to Jail learns how to read becomes a lawyer finds a hole in his [ __ ] in his three strikes thing and gets out so while he's in jail some dude is calling himself Rick Ross and he's a big fat guy who used to be a corrections officer no way a corrections officer is pretending that he was this big-time drug dealer Rick Ross so now Rick Ross gets out of jail and he's trying to sue them he's trying to but he's like going to battle they're going to the record companies are going to battle with him over his own real name that's awesome it's insane this is a movie tape Fletcher this is not a real world this is not a real this you this world is not real just cuz you can touch it and move it around this motherfucker's fake this this is there's no way that's possible in 2012 there's no way that should be possible some guy could be a corrections officer I like it that he's like uh that that every one of his raps is there a rap that he has that's not about shooting somebody or or having a pound of blow yeah it's all about hustling he's how about the fact that he's got Rick Ross tattooed on his fingers he's got Rick Ross tatto that closely dude he's got another man's name tattooed on his fingers and that other man is out of jail now cuz he's smart that other guy's a real bad [ __ ] he's not some fake fat guy who knows how to make [ __ ] rhyme that's awes wow it's a crazy story man it's really weird story how long did you spend with him we did two podcasts with him and he he came back and the dude's we could do a hundred more man had some stories yeah yeah and he's still fighting in in court very nice guy man he's he got money no no no he's barely getting by but he's uh I mean he's I'm sure I mean I I guess he could make money doing like um interviews or doing like um uh seminars or something like that but I think he's trying to do it more for for like real benefit man he's like doing a lot of different speeches for young kids and telling a story and trying to offer inspiration because a dude went to jail he didn't even know how to read he was a
tennis player like a really badass tennis player and in learning how to play Vanessa Williams's Uncle he was a really good tennis player but he couldn't read so he couldn't go to college so it's like he could never got to get a screenplay something you dude I'm I'm sure they must have something going on we we actually talked to him about we said two short had to play it two short looks just like him I'm telling you he's taller than two short but he has two Short's face it's kind of crazy or maybe Denzel Washington could play him he could [ __ ] play anybody right he's badass man yeah you're doing you did a movie with him yeah yeah just got off what is it it's called two guns it's him and uh Mark Wahlberg and uh we're n our crew is all Navy Seals and then we split from wallberg he was one of our crew and then we go to kill them and the movie's us hunting them basically what do you what do you feel like when like if you were a real Navy SEAL and you saw these crazy like missing in action type movies and [ __ ] where people do ridiculous stuff what the [ __ ] does it look's crazy dude on Films is that all those guys the producers and directors they're like we need this to look real we need this we want it to be authentic until it's the day to shoot it and then they're like okay we're going to flip the car over 16 times and you're just going to uh you're going to push it off and you'll just push out and roll or something that like that's ridiculous you know and um there's a lot of that that just none matters it's all a suspension of belief you know yeah there's a certain amount of that you do in a movie though and I lose level 10 I can never get to level 10 in your movie you know what though dude is like you look at uh American kickbox or something as an MMA fighter you look at that and you're still like awesome and he's dipping his [ __ ] gauze in glass and [ __ ] you're like rad right but it's never going to K I don't think was that just called kickboxer yeah just the John Claude vanam I think when you get to a certain uh you know you have to suspend disbelief like that you're never going to hit hit like that Godfather level you know you see like The Godfather you watch that movie and go God damn they nailed that [ __ ] the way they
choked that dude in the restaurant The Murders looked real everything there was no sensationalizing there was exactly as much Gore as you would see if you were in the periphery you felt like you were in The Experience they weren't bullshitting you at all so by the time when you get out of that movie you're like whoa same things like Apocalypse Now forever yes those movies hold up or the deer hunter perfect example perfect example what a crazy ass movie that was and they had to take the deer with one shot that was their thing well they're all getting tortured with the with the uh Russian Roulette and all that [ __ ] oh my God the Russian Roulette scene with Christopher Walkin that is one of the most intense scenes in any movie of of any era even today if that movie came out today it would 100% hold up like maybe a little bit of the music was probably a little cor you look at what's out there today that doesn't like have you seen Expendables too no about it's a 9 mm shooting you in the head and your head vaporizes it's like that kind of like kind of Kill Bill [ __ ] and you're like why are we doing that right now like how about we don't do that see I'm a hypocrite though because I like like Avengers type [ __ ] I like superhero type [ __ ] but I know it's [ __ ] you know it's like I like that too but I don't like this mishy mhy like halfway [ __ ] where you're pretending it's a real movie but some nonsense happens how come this dude can beat every everybody up so easy like what's going on there you know these guys you're making these guys look like skilled Fighters and this guy's just taking them out did you see Batman no I didn't see it I I was going to see it but that whole uh Colorado shooting thing kind of [ __ ] with me no no no [ __ ] me I thought well definitely if I was there I'd be scared but uh I don't I don't uh think I could watch it without thinking what what those people were think of I didn't think of those people at all I'm going to I'm going to get it on Blu-ray and wear my shoes in bed just in case got to run yeah you felt the same way right like I just you know I'd barely go to the movies so I don't know I it had to hurt the box office that can you it had to it had to that's a terrible thing to think of why would you think that is all they would think of
but it also like highlighted how you could have 300 million people living together but it's so rare that something like this pops off to me it was like it was it was a disgusting horrible sad event but when I really analyzed the facts I was like man we get along way better than people give us credit for it's true everybody's armed everybody's hammered drunk or what you know what I mean it's like there's all that [ __ ] going on there's all these variables and people are vying for the same job people aren't doing very well and still there you know people aren't getting asked every day it's not like it was back in the 90s in La where there's shootings on the freeway and [ __ ] you know yeah yeah it's I think I mean even back in the n i me it's like we we have more access to the to the news now like from everywhere anything that's bad from anywhere we get real quick so it's we get a real distorted perception of what interacting with human beings is like cuz the the model that we're dealing with is 300 million people which is just crazy that you would take individual episodes out of that and try to apply it to like what the world is actually like because it's just too many the numbers are just too like no people don't really know what the [ __ ] 300 million is but you couldn't see it if what 300 million is if you got everybody in front of you just in this country that lived there would literally be you could stand on top of like a mountain and you would see nothing but people till the Horizon right like that's an insane amount of people and they're making some [ __ ] choices and they're coming over to your house and they're [ __ ] putting some drugs on aluminum foil and lighten it up in front of you and you're like what the [ __ ] are you doing disrespectful lighten up [ __ ] crystal meth in front of you even with nice tits that's disrespectful well it's just like whoa what kind of C craziness are you running here what do you think about all that like now we don't have as much outward violence like that but you look at right now what's happening and it seems like it started like it seems like prison is a template for [ __ ] it's like we're going to make sure blacks Mexicans white people don't get along and we're going to control the population that way and you look now like 20 30 40 years later like down the
road and even now we like within the Republican party or what like people are hating like there's more division the more divion that are created the more easily controlled people are you know what man I think that's just human nature I think people are insecure and they're always going to hate on the other team it's it's like part of our DNA it's part of our DNA to look at Mexicans and and go oh that's not me and look at uh you know a white guy looks exactly like like that's my guy and look at a black guy like oh I can't trust him it's it's like that's another team like they it's it's hard out there and the best way to get through this [ __ ] is we form groups and we have loyal [ __ ] that are down with us [ __ ] everybody else right and that's what people sort of they gravitate towards that and when you gravitate towards that it's like it's you're always going to have conflict it's like where there's a lack of Enlightenment yeah isn't that a broken construct I think there's a lot of people capitalizing on human nature and that's what they're doing they're making a fuckload of money off of prisons and they're making a fuckload of money off of making sure that these areas are not rehabilitated so they have a steady supply of people that are keep that I think that's absolutely true a buddy of mine his brother does like big like if you got $20 million he'll do your mutual funds and set up your portfolio and all that [ __ ] and I ask him where where's all the real money going where where are people really looking to put put Loot and he says in in the correction system and in prisons Jes and those are the those are the Futures and uh that's [ __ ] kind of it's a little crazy and and but it makes sense then also you look we're going to go to war with the Mexican immigrants that are coming in and we're going to need to house them now and so we're putting like ever since the 90s when they started doing privatized prisons that became a a cash cow for people and so every bed so we need longer sentences pot we're never really going to get really legal because most of those [ __ ] people that are in these victimless crimes are are in prison for drugs like that [ __ ] that doesn't matter and when you find out that Corrections Officers have unions and the unions
Lobby to keep things it's crazy or that Ikea gets their furniture made by guys that are making 12 cents a day you know what I mean likeon that's slavery that's not slavery you tell me what is oh this guy [ __ ] up so now he has to be a slave it's not that you're trying to protect Society from him and rehabilitate him it's like nope now you work for pennies now you work I mean it's really nuts you know those foxcon people they're rioting right now there's one of the foxcon factories is like a 2,000 person Riot going on they've blacked it off from uh the Chinese version of Twitter they've like deleted images like they're they they're suspending accounts and trying to like delete everyone's uh accounts of it because they can get into the internet and they can delete [ __ ] in China they can like just delete your websites which basically they can do here too now the government is already done that they all those kind of things yeah they want to have more and more power to be able to do that but in China what they're doing right now is it's stopping descent because there's a gigantic this is the reason why this [ __ ] is dangerous in America and we we for whatever reason we accept it we think it's okay it's no big deal hey if you're not putting anything bad on the internet you shouldn't worry about it but that's that's with what's ridiculous is when people have power over you they [ __ ] almost always abuse it if you go back to Stanford Prison studies and they did it with college students they had college students pretend to be prisoners and prison guards people with power abuse it's inside of like a day inside a day it's like no time at all and these are just college students in a simulation and that is just the you can't have it that way you can't have people to be able to take down the internet the internet has to stay free because if it doesn't stay free then you're not going to be able to squash you're you're not going to be able to get rid of really corrupt governments like the reason why all these people in Egypt all these people in in other parts of the world they they're having these rallies against their corrupt government is because they're able to communicate with each
other right so we're assuming that our people that are in power are always going to be fair and always going to be just and always going to be loyal to the good of the American people but we've already seen through Nixon we've already seen through the the evidence of [ __ ] that was passed about that's not the case so that's not in Iran the only way that they were able to mobilize the resistance there was through Twitter yeah that was and they they blacked out everything else yeah and that's the only thing that was free and clear for them and then that went on to Spain and the the indignados that started off the revolution there to Syria to going right now see on the the news right now today and then even just know what happened with Occupy Wall Street they [ __ ] got a couple hundred people they arrested even though if you listen to mainstream media they say no that shit's dead it's like well how come you arrest 200 [ __ ] citizens that just wanted to go and talk about how come the banks are [ __ ] us you know the real the the the real situation is that this system is broken and they're just trying to like glue it keep like taping it together as it's falling apart they're like putting tape and it's wrong no we got it we got it we got it we got it in order to have it we're going to have to take some rights away to keep this [ __ ] thing up and they'll glue the top of it up there it's you know it's a broken ass system and some mathematical genius first and foremost has to come up with a way of Distributing uh like to to Distributing taxes and a way of figuring out what money really is based on and what money really is to have something it has to be based on something it has to be some sort of resources whether it's oil and gas or coal or wood or money has to be based on something it has to equal x amount of something because right now it's just chaos and because of the fact that it's just chaos it's like people are manipulating it and doing all kinds of wacky [ __ ] with and you you can you can move things up and down and move them all around and the idea of stocks and dividends and banking there's like whole Economy based on gambling that other businesses are going to fail shitty it's insane it doesn't even make any sense well it's like I listened to
grolm uh who was the governor of Michigan and she was talking about States and incentives and people have so much Surplus money to bring in Dell computers or whoever to start businesses so we can have 5,000 new jobs in Michigan whatever the deal is she says but that whole construct is built and based upon that Ohio doesn't do well then it's all built on taking and and Texas has really great incentives so they get a lot of like and so that's a for if for a national construct that's [ __ ] horrible we got to have States doing and then if you look globally it's like I need Mexico and Cuba to do poorly for United States like it's like that whole Consciousness has to shift in a way yeah well we got to figure out a way first of all to the idea that there's this is going to sound really crazy but we can't have countries it doesn't make any sense you can't say that just because you were born on this patch of dirt you can't make your way over here where there's opportunity because isn't that what being a [ __ ] human and a society developing is all about a developing Society is a society that wants everyone to have an opportunity to do better everyone it doesn't just mean these the people that were lucky enough to be born in California what about the people that are born in South America they should be able to come here and it's going to [ __ ] things up for a while but it will balance out eventually and the benefit would be the entire human race if it's handled by brilliant people if it's handled by true humanitarians if it's hand alism true altruism if the people at the top of the of government really were explaining to everyone that we have to think about the future of the human race and in order for the human race to grow at the top it has to also grow at the bottom it can't have a rotten foundation and that's essentially when you deal with these these parts of the city where there's no getting out man you're [ __ ] like this Rick Ross story 28 years old can't [ __ ] read you know like how did he get through high school what happened to this poor [ __ ] guy that we got to that that rotten system has to somehow or another be fixed the thing you're talking about too there's not when you say it'll be [ __ ] up for a while it's like there's not like a
epic downside it's like everybody will be fed clothed and taken care of yeah but where we're going now that's not [ __ ] happening those divisions are getting greater and greater and it's like at the same time if there's no separation between you me the dude in India or the [ __ ] pot that he's [ __ ] trying to make with his hands yeah like and we're all the same [ __ ] like those divisions hurt me yeah they definitely hurt us and there could be reconstruction money just like there's reconstruction money in Iraq there's reconstruction money in Iraq they could make money by first of all hiring excellent counselors they could [ __ ] set up businesses where these kids can be trained in like trades and [ __ ] where you can set them up where they they always have a place to sleep so no nobody is ever threatened their life is never threatened they're never scared like if you if you can't go to your neighborhood you can't come home like you can come here this [ __ ] is guarded 24 hours a day we have you know armed cops here we have plenty of food come on in and there's no shame in this and we're just going to have to ask you to contribute a little bit you come in here and use a bed maybe you got to wash a couple of dishes or maybe you got to put some stuff away or make you know real simple now you don't have to work all day maybe put in 20 you know what I mean like have it set up so somebody gets a value for what they do and then have people who can teach them [ __ ] because that's the same [ __ ] with the welfare system is that you give it to them nobody values that [ __ ] and so so they don't feel that merited they feel lower self-esteem that you know what I mean the whole [ __ ] Cycles but what you're talking about is the people that were in power had a desire to do that yeah I mean right now you can look in somebody's ass in prison and there and it's the richest drug Community ever and they talk about we don't want drugs in the really you don't cuz I'm pretty sure you're thriving off of it scared by putting more public money into [ __ ] the DEA yeah you it's it's it's a weird situation it's like it's totally illogical like if you look at the way human beings have have set up our society and the way we treat like impoverished neighborhoods and the way
we deal with ridiculous laws and not you know laws of victimless crimes or people like rot away in jail for the dozens of you know Pages upon pages of of cases even recently of people going to jail for long stretches under questionable circumstances and there are stories where people were set up by by government agents that's the other thing you have to think about is like when you're uh working for the DEA or you're working for the FBI like you've got to arrest people you got to bust crime you got to actually get things done and one of the ways to get things done is to talk someone into doing some crime talk about it doing some crime and then arrest him yeah and that's that's not illegal and that's crazy because you could talk people into sucking your dick you could talk people into jumping in front of trains you can talk a whole bunch of people into killing themselves because of [ __ ] comets coming and there's a UFO behind it you can talk people into anything you can't tell me that a smart cop who makes a living being an undercover agent so that means the person who thrives under pressure is really good at lying and manipulating people really good at lying and manipulating people enough so that he can hang around with the Enemy and they think he's one of them you tell me this guy can't talk soone and doing some [ __ ] would never do of course he can so he's essentially creating crime and then arresting people for doing that crime that's they pay people to keep doing crime I mean when I was a kid I worked for this guy and uh and he' maybe he' crossed a couple state lines or something he ended up doing about nine years behind it but the way he got set up and pinched was because his cousin worked for the police and and they'd give him below and they and they would [ __ ] go and say just stay in the game just stay in and so there's a bunch of dudes that are just pieces of [ __ ] that are like they're like stay in the game stay in the game and look you know so he's selling dope they know that he's doing all kinds of crime but he's going hey Lyall I need to get two keys from you and then he's like yeah come on over and he comes over next thing there's a there's a door kicker in and and so it's like that [ __ ] happened like and that's just little [ __ ] that I
know from my personal life from [ __ ] 20 years ago it's like what's really going on on big level it's like come on people would not want to believe that that is the case but that's what happened with Whitey buer when I was a kid I lived in Boston Whitey buer was the scariest guy in Boston he was the number one gangster in Boston you're were talking about a guy who won the lottery twice Irish Crime Boss yeah yeah he won the lottery twice I mean if that's not just ruthless yeah that [ __ ] won the lottery twice I mean he was just a straight criminal okay he killed a bunch of people and turns out he was working for the FBI the whole time so the FBI would give him information he would kill people the FBI would okay it so that's like uh The Departed it's like Jack based on him based on him based on white bul yeah they just arrested him like s just a little while ago a year a couple hundred grand in the in the in the little apartment up there yep yep and they were looking for that guy forever man they were looking for him for long he was living modest man just trying to stand to DL in Santa Monica yeah him and and his old lady they got pinched up why the [ __ ] he thought people wouldn't recognize him like you and they actually got him because someone recognized the girl really recognized his girlfriend they had all these photos of his girlfriend and they put his photos of his girlfriend everywhere and someone in the the neighborhood recognized the girlfriend from some TV show I don't know why I guess he couldn't get out of the country huh well I don't know I guess he was fighting with the chick too like screaming and yelling and that's like it would turn people onto them you know there was uh some some [ __ ] a violent altercation a lot of yelling and so that that got people to tune into to them and then the lady recognized her I think this I might be butchering the story but the bottom line is that guy was a [ __ ] undercover agent for the FBI as well as the number one crime figure in Boston that's crazy and not just some crime but murdering and setting up like massacres how are those FBI guys not in jail I know how are they not in jail if they're still alive how are they not in jail how is there not an investigation those dudes who was it the
guy right after uh after uh the Oklahoma City bombing and that guy timy mcy yeah but the the guy they capped uh who was like a white separatist or something up in the mountains oh Ruby Ridge is that I think that's before that wasn't it it was right after on the heels when they just went to vilify the militias oh yeah I'm thinking FBI agent but um cuz I think Ruby Ridge was like uh yeah it was from '92 is that yeah the um Ruby witch was 92 and Oklahoma City was 90 man I think it was 93 or four cuz I I think I was living here when was the Oklahoma Obama yeah Oklahoma Obama oklahama Oklahoma it's it looks like this uh the the real uh um I'm sorry here Oklahoma City Bombing it was uh Ruby killed that guy Randy Weaver was it and they killed him and his kids yeah Ruby Ridge was later you know there's a lot of [ __ ] conspiracy with the Oklahoma City bombing there's all these news reports that said that the FBI pulled out um many bombs more than one multiple bombs from the building that hadn't exploded and uh if you look at the damage that's done to the building apparently demolitions experts say that the building blew out it didn't blow in so if you're saying that a car was parked that did that he they're saying no the real the demolitions experts are saying no this is something that blew out it was it was detonated from the inside and it blew outward and so there's a lot of people that think that there must have been something more than just Timothy mcvey's efforts and weren't all the agents cleared out like kill some kids in daycare or something like that and that's it the agents were cleared out they knew about something in advance they they were evacuated and that's which is really sick when you just think about that like why didn't you evacuate the whole building what the [ __ ] is going on collateral damage was cuz they also had to make sure that it actually happened if the guy pulls up in his truck and everyone's out of the building you know and there fire trucks everywhere he's like oh [ __ ] this job and leaves so I don't know that's speculation but I thought it was weird that Timothy M goes to his grave without ever making a statement ever yeah but like well the thing is that they the
fertilizer bomb experts I guess there are actually are those they say that this is not this is not indicative of the damage that one of those things is capable of doing there not that much pop like this is this is some crazy [ __ ] like if you look at the building half the building's missing it's like the whole front just blew out you know what I mean it's like if you're in a pickup truck or whatever you need for for like if you have gunpowder and you put it in your palm and you light it poof it poofs but if you wrap that [ __ ] and tin foil boom and like or a pipe bomb like if you ever [ __ ] with explosives it's like you need it wrapped in a certain way for it to go it's not just going to be sitting in a truck and have a huge mag magnam kind of explosion Tate are you an explosive exert I've gotten that way a little bit just because of uh my work lately like I I've been going like how's this bomb wrapped how close can I get to that like on Avengers we had a lot of bombs going off down the middle of the street and uh and so you had to get like within a certain distance of it but then I found out about wraps and how they were um how they really changed the nature of the explosion and I blew a couple things up when I was a kid but I didn't really know much about it that's if that's what you're getting at Brian no I just like to you look like an explosive expert it's my beard now you do it's it's um it's a weird thing man it seems like every event that happens no matter what it is has a gang of conspiracy theories attach what do you think about the Batman thing like when they're like that kid's a broke college student how do you get 30 grand worth of [ __ ] student loans student loans that cuts that one right out yeah um so government funded you're saying you're saying it is government funded his therapist was not surprised that that kid was apparently exhibiting some very Troublesome issues I'm I'm not buying the idea that you could program someone to do that without spending a fuckload of time with them and I've heard that this kid was involved in something you know was in an area that had something but I he was a [ __ ] a PhD student right was he he was a doctor going to get a doctorate yeah this is I this is a really brilliant kid who's worked really hard about the same AG as
the kid well those kids were a lot of that was linked to anti-depressants you know so both in Colorado yeah it's true there's a lot of links here you know Christians in Colorado yeah the little of that a lot of wackiness yeah it's true there's a lot of especially Colorado Springs yep but there's also like not that much air maybe that's not good for you my wife was pregnant up there man it was [ __ ] hard to watch her man just like she had the flu and then when she came back when we moved back to California boom instantly she was 50% better really yep yeah you're not really supposed to live where the Air's that thin can imagine having a [ __ ] baby man that would be crazy yeah it's pretty [ __ ] crazy imagine carrying that around yeah like the whole thing that women go through I thought you meant giving birth well that too awesome you think you'd like to give birth I think be sweet months that would be the easy part can you imagine having like a human come out of you it's insane I've seen it I've seen SE it happened twice it's the strangest thing ever man it's the strangest thing ever but uh they they have a lot of premature bursts in Colorado cuz that air it's I think it's like one of the number one places in the country that has premature burst cuz there's no [ __ ] air up there I hear the actresses do it in in Hollywood a lot so that they don't get stretched out they'll get them a month or two before they're ready to pop and they just cut them out who the [ __ ] does that yeah explosive do you know got to stay hot crazy that is so crazy keep that body viable uh well some girls do do get like really bad stretch marks it's just genetics some girls don't get nothing it's weird it's like some girls they have one baby and you're done son dude and they have them young yeah that can happen too dude and we just got back from Louisiana everybody's got a baby but everybody looks like they're 12 years old anyway it's like you're in 98% humidity all the [ __ ] time it's like you're living in in water almost like in an aquarium you're like it's just like a couple degrees off of the air just turning into water it's like really good for your skin right [ __ ] crazy it feels great my joints felt great like everything my I got [ __ ] shoulders and everything I felt good I worked out
every day everything felt awesome wow maybe we should move to Louisiana death squad Louisiana you down no I don't think you want to dud New Orleans don't you like Marty Gro hurricanes good to visit visit Hurrican zombies out there a lot of guys just murdering people ofs just for nothing they got a thing they call misdemeanor murder in the outside of uh outside of um Louis of um Louisiana or in in Louisiana outside of New Orleans it's uh they have so many people in jail that if they don't officially like try you for something if they don't officially uh charge you with something within 30 days they have to release you so guys get arrested for murder and they just can't get to them so they just they just let him out cuz there's so many [ __ ] in jail and so once they get used to popping people I might have butchered that that thing but I know that there was a term called misdemeanor murder I might have butchered whatever the the actual reason they let him out so quickly is but it's not they don't get charged they just oh it's crazy it's crazy there's there was a lot of reports of like really crazy [ __ ] going down in the post uh the days post uh Katrina right like just I bet the the cops were just [ __ ] jacking people everywhere just taking people out you know that there was all sorts of breaking in and looting and just a lot a lot of Imagine dud it's like you drive around the like Bourbon Street drive around the French quarter and it it's like you it's kind of hazy you expect Jack the Ripper to come out from around the corner like that's where that [ __ ] lives like anybody could get got there at any time it feels like you should have a have a passport to go to to New Orleans you really beautiful everybody's at the other time everybody's so [ __ ] sweet they're kind oh honey how you doing it's like you can't walk down and everybody's going to smile at you ask you how you doing and they're going to give a [ __ ] they're going to be genuine it's crazy friendly too we had a great um Lim driver he was the [ __ ] this guy he was really cool as [ __ ] man and he took us around New Orleans and he's from New Orleans and he was telling us stories about like the one time he moved out of New Orleans and uh came out of a store and he's sitting there drinking a beer
and uh the cop cop pulled up and the cop's like you want to tell us what you're doing oh yeah man I'm just friend's com to meet me I'm just having a beer and uh he goes are you really so [ __ ] stupid that you're drinking this beer in front of me like got he kept drinking it and he's like what the [ __ ] is wrong like what's wrong he goes he goes where are you from and the guy goes New Orleans and he goes okay let me tell you the way they do things down there it's not like anywhere in the world you can't just I'm telling you this because I know that you don't know because you're from New Orleans and I've talked to people from New Orleans before I just got to tell you you're not allowed to drink in public like that's alien to them alen you could drink everywhere in New Orleans alien but really that's the way it should be man you should be able to drink anywhere you should be able to drink anywhere you want you just you have to have another house somewhere you have to have a house in a [ __ ] C have an idea about what life is like anywhere else and you just live it's [ __ ] I walk down Bourbon Street I'm like did they just get everybody [ __ ] up at the Walmart and put them in too tight of closeth and then get a party bus and dump them all off here like it's [ __ ] nutty it's weird yeah guy gave me a laser pointer he goes man I want you to have this I go what is it it's a laser pointer I go uh why I go why you want me to have man just I think you're cool dude I want you to have my laser pointer okay thanks man he just had to give me something he wanted to give me something man I [ __ ] love you on that show here's your laser pointer that's awesome like this is so bizarre a laser pointer and everywhere you go it's like strip club bar strip club bar strip club bar live sex show live sex show advertised in the street come on in watch people [ __ ] I didn't have the heart to go in I didn't I I wanted to I wanted to and like 4% of me want and I'm like I just can't do tell you what dude it was a beautiful place to do standup comedy that is a beautiful place to do do stand up comedy I might have to tape my next special after I release the Atlanta one I might have to tape my next one in New Orleans do it early in the day or they'll be too [ __ ] up no man I had a a regular nighttime show it was
great you know every weekend they have a huge party like a Hu like they have a red like a red restaurant everybody throws on a red dress and [ __ ] runs like a [ __ ] half mile but it's like it's like a moving cocktail party basically happens in the morning goes all the way to tonight or they had a running of the bulls that I did it was awesome I put some videos on Facebook but it was like all these roller derby girls from surrounding states will come there they'll all put on red yeah red and they'll put horns on their helmets and [ __ ] and they'll have whiffle ball bats and they'll be the Bulls of Pomona and they'll be beating [ __ ] everybody's dressed in white I had on a Tut two it was awesome oh that's hilar big beard Tut two that is so funny that's crazy anything for a party there man there's I was in the strip bar and there's a [ __ ] Mexican [ __ ] comes up and we're talking and she's like yeah I'm from Tucson originally blah blah blah cool cool cool it's just like everybody's Twisted a little bit there then she goes hey I'm going to this uh you want to come with me this weekend I'm going to go to this uh music festival that my best friend's V's playing and I said oh awesome she's like what kind of music do you like I'm like you know whatever and like usually with strippers it's like ACDC or Little Wayne it's like what like something in that genre is what you're think you know and she's like yeah it's a Neo-Nazi Punk show and I said excuse me and she's like she's like uh it's a Neo-Nazi Punk show I'm like your best friend's band and she's like yeah and I'm like and you're Mexican and she's like yeah I'm like I'm too confused and there's no way I wouldn't get killed there I'd hear one conversation and then it would be just like a boot party on me like there'd be 15 little skinny dudes with [ __ ] Steel Toad boots kicking my face in G it's like these are confused folks oh that's hilarious yeah there's a lot of that going on in this country too yeah they said that something like 50% of the country believes in the biblical tale of creation and that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old 50% I don't know how they estimate that but seems they can't point to where a state is either show us Florida they're like I don't know well if I didn't fly around a
lot I might not know either you know I can't explain to you where the [ __ ] South Dakota is you asked me to pinpoint that [ __ ] below North Dakota yeah but I wouldn't find that [ __ ] either I don't know where that [ __ ] is you know I barely know where Ohio is and I love Ohio but like places that I don't go to [ __ ] I don't know where the [ __ ] they are you know where's Wyoming where the [ __ ] yeah but try to find it is it there's I'm the same way there's only a few places I know yeah there's places that I've never been like Wyoming is one of them Montana's another one never never I don't know where the [ __ ] they are man I'd like to go there but I don't want to stay there very [ __ ] long it seems desolate Montana's beautiful I'm going hunting in Montana oober yeah me and Brian K we're going hunting uh for deer with this guy uh Steve ranella he's the author of the show the meat eater and uh I've been wanting to go hunting forever I've been saying I want to do it for years to the point where people getting annoyed at me for saying it but it's true I I've like look I eat meat I I should be responsible for killing at least one animal that I eat you know you never killed an animal no just fish never killed an animal yeah we grew up that's all yeah that's all we did just muring puppies and [ __ ] yeah we just killed that my first kill was ad doberan so you killed ad Dober by Rap by rap no but everybody in Michigan we grew up hunting deer shooting deer there's so many in [ __ ] got friends that we would stop like straight Hillbillies man and they'd stop on the side of the road cuz there's deer that get hit by cars all the time they steady killing people they'll jump out if the guts aren't exploded they'll go gut them take out their heart tender loins and then bounce yeah that's what a lot of people do crazy they found this Steve Vanella guy that one on one of his shows they found a a good deer that was uh shot and killed and the only thing that was taken was the backstraps that's it they just took the backstraps and left the rest of the body and I'm like wow that's kind [ __ ] crazy best part of the deal but it's the best part of the deal but that's really ruthless that's that's [ __ ] up you know just drag it to a butcher shop you lazy [ __ ] you know
venison sausage is delicious dude the whole thing is rad I would take that [ __ ] like right when I'd shoot a deer just because the people that I would hunt with if you left it there like you didn't drag it all the way back to Camp hang it up skin it and all that yet they'd go and steal your heart and backstraps they'd steal all The Tenderloins they'd steal all the best part all the best cuts of the meat yeah that's wow yeah rude [ __ ] rude yeah apparently that's a lot of it's common that people find a deer that someone shot but couldn't find you know cuz a lot of times find them the blood trails get out so people will like put their own tag on it and pretend they kill dude I've hit a deer with a 30 out six right through the heart like and obliterate like found it later obliterates the heart one shot runs 250 yards before you know what I mean it's like so they like a gutshot deer or something like that they go [ __ ] and then people go to find them too soon and then they jump them and they'll just keep running and you'll never get did you see these photos of Matt Hughes in in Africa he went on an African safari and killed everything in Africa and took pictures of it and put it uh on uh like Facebook or something like that or his website and there just this crazy like reaction yeah yeah yeah yeah and there's just you know people are really mad at them it's kind of it's It's Kind of a Funny situation with those uh killing those animals that you don't eat because although there's something [ __ ] up about killing an animal and not eating it period but then they do donate the money or they do donate the food rather to tribes who need it and so they the food does get us a tiger that's true that's a good point you know what I mean well he didn't shoot shoot any Tigers he only shot like antelopes and stuff like that and zebras yeah his son shot a zebra the photos that's kind of kind of crazy though that's but here's but here's the other part of it um when you when you go on these hunts which is essentially like hunting in a [ __ ] zoo okay it's like a wildlife preserve when you go on these hunts the money goes to uh conservation so it actually helps these animals stay like maintained cuz otherwise the poachers and there'd be no way to stop all the the people
from you know going after animals that they can profit from like rhinos and [ __ ] like that they ESS yeah they've essentially made rhinos almost extinct like some rhinos are extinct and they've gotten extinct in our lifetime so this controlled h actually keeps a lot of those animals alive so it's really ironic there's two parts of that though for me like I I go if you really care about the animals then just give them your [ __ ] money you know what I mean like donate some [ __ ] money then [ __ ] well that's the other thing is that no you actually have to kill some of them but that's in Michigan that's so true you get lie disease and [ __ ] like that like the the animals will will start to disease themselves if they're overpopulated and so the DNR goes and they count them and they know what's happening and they issue so many permits or whatever but I don't think that's happening with I I mean maybe it is I don't know what the Conservancy is in Africa but you know in in places like that do you need to kill that many of them I think they do in certain areas you have to make look unless you have an abundance of cats uh you you're going to have to have something that controls the population and they don't want to have an abundance of cats that's dangerous as [ __ ] you know so in these Wildlife preserves I'm pretty sure they have to kill a lot of them I think they have to do it unless they're [ __ ] around where there's lions and tigers zebra yeah right I think we do not enough not enough we got a sick Jean Pool yeah it's a little bit broken but it's again it's a little bit broken when you think about the fact there's 300 plus million of us just in this spot I think if you look at us worldwide I mean it's pretty astonishing like personto person how good we have it here I think we're getting better yeah we are getting better I mean we're moving up like when I talk like I I don't know I talk a lot about like like lately I'm doing this thing this whole life Challenge and uh what is that it's like uh this thing off this website whole life challenge.com and we started it down at a place I work out here called uh CrossFit La in Santa Monica couple three years ago I guess this is the third year and it started with like 40 people doing it and now
there's like 9,000 people doing it but it's like a it's an accountability program that speaks to nutrition Mobility exercise uh Consciousness um what what your daily life is like learning something new this week kind of a holistic look at your life you know and and just kind of tightening the game of like whatever it is for you but you know part of the thing like last week was find out like you can't eat anything fried in canola oil you can only eat basically a Paleo is Diet like no dairy uh no artificial sweeteners all that kind of stuff and um and so you'd have a lot of conversations if you go out to dinner what are your sweet potato fries fried in or whatever and and you know if it's can canola oil no good duck fat would be awesome grape seed oil awesome but uh you know so [ __ ] like that but like doing it for the last three years and talking to people and I talked to people about diet Nutrition a whole bunch people are hip to it now whereas before like three years ago people are like [ __ ] he's a pain in my ass and now people are like oh yeah this is gluten-free and this is is your is your tho made with uh any kind of wheat or any kind of sugars or no no we make in the back and d and it's [ __ ] rad the conversations and there there does seem to be like a coming together of all these things well that's definitely we're being more informed about diet gluten free that is the internet 100% right gluten-free nobody was [ __ ] gluten-free just 10 years ago I never heard that [ __ ] no way that was really rare to hear y now I can order pizza on on my phone yeah everything is [ __ ] glutenfree everywhere you go it's weird well we're realizing the impact nutrition has on the the real realistic you know uh impact it has on your health when you see someone who eats healthy and you see someone who doesn't and you see the difference it's it's pretty palpable there's no getting around it and when you try it yourself and you realize how much better you feel and you start you know I I I I I do uh kale shakes every morning I have this uh thing that I'm doing and now I got a lot of people doing it because they listen to the show right I can't tell you how many people that I've runer yeah well blender I got a Vitamix The Blend Tech is supposed to be the [ __ ] that's they
actually Blended an iPhone in It Blend Tech yeah check it yeah there there's a video go go Google it cuz it's ridiculous they they Blended [ __ ] this blender is so bad they Blended a phone I mean it's a blender that can blend other blenders it's ridiculous and the idea is that it makes these smoothies cuz it can cut through cuts through ice like butter so my friend's into the juicing he loves it but he says there's there's different kinds of juicers and one like an extra Heats it up yeah and then that ruins all the nutrients well and so there like cold juicing or something like that cold pressing is good but I'm not talking about juicing I'm talking about making smoothies out of [ __ ] you eat you eat all the whole food not just the juice check this this Blend Tech [ __ ] out you got half a screen son there it goes look at this dor check this [ __ ] out I don't know why there's no sound God damn it Brian Brian cuz you got the sound off it's not working this is my favorite sticker over here o Brian yeah that's that gets set a lot what what do they why is there no volume I don't know just there's no figure it out [ __ ] that's weird I can't believe you're talking about the the Galaxy is better than the iPhone huh it's better looking I to me for for for like going on line stuff for looking at Twitter yeah it's all touchcreen it's beautiful I'd like that to be bigger cuz I have [ __ ] fingers like toes exactly me too watch this he's going to blend a [ __ ] phone this is crazy [ __ ] man he better drink it watch this [ __ ] do it [ __ ] hit the button stop talking watch this look at that he Blended a [ __ ] phone into powder it was a fls so it doesn't make me sad but dude how incredible is that that blender Blended a [ __ ] phone into powder look at that [ __ ] that's gross that's insane can you imagine drinking that how smart would you be not that smart put a little almond milk in there oh God look at these I pr that's toxic as [ __ ] oh dude he shouldn't be inhaling at that look what that became that's insane you know what that's what the universe is going to do to your iPhone anyway that right there is a
perfect description why we can't find [ __ ] from Advanced civilizations from 15 20,000 years ago it's called the Sahara yeah it's it's called the Eraser of the world which is glaciers glaciers are like set up as like if the world was an ET of sketch Glaciers are the big Shake cuz they come down and they literally smush everything in their place when you're dealing with a glacier a lot of people think oh well it's ice and it's the ice is no no no no no no no no it's a mile high [ __ ] mountain of ice that's moving and it only moves like a little bit every year but it crushes everything in Fr it's hard to think about how big that is a mile high you know well North America was covered in a glacier that was a mile high just 10,000 years ago just 10,000 years they talk about they had seafish that they find skeletons of in Denver which is a mile high already and then what is that that that was under the sea yeah what the [ __ ] man they found um uh oh Lake Ontario like that we were uh we were in Toronto this past weekend and you you fly over it like I've only flown over the the Great Lakes a couple of times so you really get to look at it you're like why am I at the ocean like how am I how is this the ocean in the middle of the country but it's an ocean you can call it a lake all you want that [ __ ] thing is huge and that's not even the biggest one there's way bigger ones there's giant ass lakes and what those are is they used to be glaciers and they melted I mean it's you wrap your head around it it's it really hurts yeah it hurts to think that this spot wasn't even livable well and when you think about like all of humanity and like how how long like we're a blip yeah we're nothing like this isn't going to last but we're like so clinging to our house on the Malibu Beach this is here forever this is a family heirloom like you're you're you're on the most unstable part of the world where we think it's going or like it's going to be covered in ice the whole thing is going to cover again it the whole world is constantly rolling like that did you hear about that kid no not the kid the polar bear that came off of a cap in Greenland I believe and [ __ ] floated to Iceland and took out a troop of [ __ ] Boy Scouts what that [ __ ] he's the [ __ ] polar bear on a
[ __ ] ice cap that breaks off he's [ __ ] he floats he's at sea for God knows how long and he comes up on some [ __ ] Boy Scouts and killed like I don't know 12 of them or something like that he wiped them out crazy God when did this happen I think last year oh I just had a friend that did a a show in Iceland and they're like that's [ __ ] that that's a beautiful spot I'd love to go there yeah Iceland's amazing but [ __ ] polar bears man they're trippy they come out they come out like crocodiles or like great whites like a predator they come out as a predator do you remember when we we uh we were in Denver and uh one of the times we were in Denver there was a guy I think you were there he came down to the show he's a local comic and he's also forgive me I forget forget the guy's name he's Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald I think that's it uh he's also a um a veterinarian so he was talking to us about like little baby polar bears they come out he said like aliens like the movie the alien they come out there they're just looking a [ __ ] get you full teeth yeah full teeth it's crazy dude you see there was a [ __ ] uh just on on the LA News there was it like a mile out it wasn't even that far out off of Santa Monica there was like a 30 foot uh great white jesus I see babies a lot out out in the bay like out at Point Doom and [ __ ] when we go surfing but like they're they're babies they're 5 feet or 88 ft would be a bigger one but a [ __ ] 30 foot great white [ __ ] you you know they said that off of Malibu is one of the richest breeding grounds they Dr country yeah my friend was out dude he went out to end of Point Doom and uh say little five-footer it hit his Bo like didn't quite hit his board but the tail slap [ __ ] blew him like it's crazy dude dude that's so scary you think of a little one it's five pound five 5T long but like how big that is and how much force it's just a pure muscle kill yeah little one will kill you little one will kill you just as easy as a pit bull could kill you yep yeah that that thing will kill you amazing they're so terrifying man so scary it's like you're out there in the water first time I ever went surfing dude's like big sea lions come up they look
like a huge [ __ ] rot Wilder just and they make noise and [ __ ] Claws and teeth and you're like holy [ __ ] and then you know you see little porpuses or dolphins or whatever the [ __ ] they are out there and like this is [ __ ] rad I'm just sitting out there looking he's like yeah how's it feel to be in the middle of the food chain now I'm like dude if a bunch of [ __ ] salmon came up and just started [ __ ] attacking me I would drown like I'm not in the middle I'm way at the [ __ ] bottom if a bunch of crabs came up and just annoyed me enough to where I fell off this board I would drown in time and they would all eat me like there's no no chance I'm in the middle yeah if samon were trying to Jack you and knock you off that board you wouldn't be able to stop them done you'd be done a bunch of tuna came up and [ __ ] whack you'd be Tunas are big man and then you think about what eat the sea lion yeah cuz those are big scary [ __ ] sharks love them they Yum Yum Yum and they drop tons of great whites in there all the time oh yeah I don't get the surfing thing I'm sure it's fantastic I might sure I maybe I would surf at that indoor place in Abu Dhabi I think they got like an indoor place sure do or Dubai one of those places I think you know I'm going to play a Taliban guy I think in my next show yeah you you a little worried about that man no I'm good it better not be like this [ __ ] is innocence of Muslims video that movie that's out you haven't you know what's going on with that you don't know no oh my Gody I don't even know how [ __ ] how bad clist would [ __ ] up what did he do with the GP forget him the guy a guy made a movie with a bunch of white people with black face on playing Muslims and made it about Muhammad mhammad being like a pedophile and it's like really Blasphemous so because of that there was attacks on American embassies uh the American Embassy in Libya got attack that was what it was from uhuh on September 11th and um this uh one guy who was the American ambassador uh for Libya was was killed in a rocket attack you know like and then there's riots all over the world and you know it was uh like YouTube was cut off by Iran and all these different uh places online where you could get this they were all cut out like you can't get to it online cuz
there's so much dissent and so much Revolt because of video that one guy not only that this is think about the fact that hund I mean how if you're being conservative would you say 150,000 Iraqi civilians died because of the American attack that's being really nice it's probably way more than that some people estimate it's as much as a million so let's say it's 100,000 let's be real nice they're freaking out of about a bad movie but they're not freaking out about a hundred th000 people being murdered right I mean this movie all these drone attacks that kill that's how crazy yeah oh it's insane if you find the video Brian show like some of the video of it because it does look almost that bad it's a ter it's it's and then the other thing is that people think they really uh the people inclined to conspiracy think that this was all done by the CIA and that they're trying to get us ready for this September 11th just cuz exactly they're trying to get us ready for this war in um in Iran and the way they can facilitate uh get the process moving along is to have these people Revolt so they made this movie and apparently the movie was made and then they dubb different lines into the people's mouths like the woman said that's not my voice and the actress who's playing the woman she said I never said those things they dubb those things in afterwards which also sounds like something the CIA would do just get you to act one thing and then make it like [ __ ] ridiculously inflammatory attach you to it send you out there boom you got a movie the guy who was the uh person who made the movie is apparently the same guy who was uh burning the Quran he was uh he was involved in uh doing some uh some [ __ ] with the Quran is this it shut up R is this the movie I don't know I've never seen it before Oh my God that is the movie Marina you look at his face this can't be real Marina look how how Brown his face is there is an angry m in the street they his neck all the patients Andross the clinic we must go home now oh my God this is the worst movie that's ever been made look at his beard a battle ax yo
look at his beard man that that is crazy that's no beard that's the best beard ever that's the best fake beard ever cuz they didn't even try instru set on look at this fake beard these [ __ ] have Halloween beards on set the place on fire oh no wa look at his beard dude look at that beard holy [ __ ] oh my God he just she had a cross on he had to do it yeah he just attacked this hot chick with a battle axe cuz she had a cross on she's on my what country are we in this is an unbelievable that was the hottest Arabic trick I ever saw yeah she was a Christian though that's why she's super hot I can't forgive that that was the worst movie ever just that scene I couldn't even if for the the rest of the movie was like you know Team America was more realistic yeah that was one of the worst movies of all time if the rest of the movie was Apocalypse Now that movie still sucks you know you can't have a scene that bad ever in a movie if if I saw that that for in the best movie ever if that was like 5 minutes of American Werewolf in London you'd be like what the [ __ ] why they let their little kid put this in there [ __ ] kind of piece of [ __ ] movie is this there's levels and that that that [ __ ] who made that movie is no Stanley cuberg that's all I'm saying the [ __ ] guy had Brown face only on his face and not on his neck this is a movie Tate Fletch Excellence Tate Fletcher this [ __ ] is not real this is a goddamn movie we're living in a movie we're in a simulation and [ __ ] like this is just little pieces of evidence that's like allowing us to wake up and realize this is not real it's not real Tate it's not real but this coffee is real good man dude this coffee is amazing so what how do you actually do it you said it was like butter and it's bulletproof if you want a full explanation you got to go to bulletproof exa.com that guy's going to be on the podcast in a couple weeks delici name is Dave asprey yeah yeah you're G to have him here yeah yeah he's going to be here on [ __ ] Wicked I'm such a fan everything I tag is butter or bulletproof or [ __ ] I love the [ __ ] guy I'm all over [ __ ] and he he uh I don't know like there's him in in
conjunction with a dude that wrote the Primal diet this guy Mark CIS who you [ __ ] you should have him on he's badass I would love to we had uh Rob wolf on Rob's a good dude huh he worked out at my gym for a while he was Undisputed when he was in Santa Fe his old lady was finishing up a program there he tried to get me to go from kale shakes to bacon and eggs I tried it for a little while seems like a good idea yeah is a good idea no doesn't this baby yes doesn't give you the same amount of energy it's a totally different experience tastes good you throw in a little bit of BU Bulletproof Coffee and you'll have that same energy all day long son ridiculous yeah no you got to try this you got to keep drinking it all day it's CA what's wrong with what's wrong with that what's wrong with that then you crash at the end of the day no you do not you know you know when you crash when it's time to go to sleep and you know what I want to do at that time I want to crash oh you just switched to Jack Daniels off the butter coffee what evidence is there that coffee actually is bad for you is there any I mean I know that if you go too hard it [ __ ] your adrenals right deal here's the deal and you'll talk to D a lot about it but he talks about the mot toxins oxy toxins that are all in the blends of coffee and and uh molds attached to Coffee Beans all the time and so especially if you're getting them from Starbucks or places like that like you ever drink a cup of coffee and then all of a sudden you feel like kind of down like you because you're poisoning yourself W and so you want to be really careful about where you get your coffee from so I only drink single origin coffee that you know it comes from a small farm somewhere you want to really you you become a geek yeah dude I've had coffee before and then I get sleepy yeah what is that from it's lot of people you have have ADD also you get that though got that sh it's the mold that is attached to the coffee so Dave asey talks a lot about it uh has this been proven I don't know he he's like a he's a scientist geek I saw that on his his website where was like mold coffee must be mold free I was like all I know is bring a napkin and test it I uh that I changed it and this is all I do and it [ __ ] it's a tremendous difference it's a th% difference so it's called
single origin if you get a single origin coffee which just means that you get it from the same Farm if you have a blend or a decaf coffee your your chances of it being mold infested are through the [ __ ] roof % if you go to bulletproof exec um he's got a an article called why bad coffee makes you weak so he elaborates on he even talks he even talks about how to get stronger from just drinking coffee well if you don't like the taste of Bad Coffee the same reason why you don't like the taste of gasoline your body's telling you it's toxic the dat on coffee consumption goes back and forth some studies show health benefits why others shows negative outcomes this might seem confusing but the simple reason is this bad coffee is good for you oh bad coffee is bad for you and scientists suck at differentiating types of coffee when they run studies on coffee so there scientific tests that have no science because there's no static uh model so you say my Trent of iced coffee that I drink every day from Starbucks you're probably poison in yourself yeah as much as it is when you eat gluten this is f I've never heard this before and I I can't wait to talk to him about this on the podcast this is nuts he's fascinating dude he biohacked his whole body he talks about that he went up 20 IQ points he lost 150 pounds or something he how did he biohack his body he's an analyst a Securities analyst in in uh San Fran for a while and he's like I just went into all the different facets of my body I thought about how nutrition is affecting me and bringing me towards a pharmaceutical pharmaceutical answer and so he says I wanted to get optimized in every aspect of my life and and he just looked at nutrition and and uh and and movement he even sells one of those machines the first time I ever heard of it was Diego Sanchez when he was just off The Ultimate Fighter he goes and it's one of those vibrating I got one of those and he's [ __ ] he swears about he's got one that he's making that he's making uh available like I don't know 1,500 bucks something that's doable for the public cuz they were like 12 Grand or something yeah they're expensive but it's a turbo Sonic it's called he's all into all of that I know like high-end actors that use them for like but they do
mobilization with them like that's not the same that's just a shaky machine this is actually it's actually sound that goes through your body yeah it's a very interesting thing it's the Russian Cosa started using it no it's a shaky thing it is yeah but it's it's actually sound it doesn't make any noise but it's it's a a speaker underneath the base of it the base of it is essentially like a gigantic speaker I just used my H Tachi it's I don't think it's a um it's a really fascinating thing it was uh the Russian cosmonauts used it to stay in space much longer than anybody else was able to crazy without muscle atrophy and all that yeah well that was the big that's the big issue that's how Brian does it too that's how he keeps that physique that's right too Hatachi so the thing so it's a high like I drink look at the fasting he talks about intermittent fasting on there too and uh like I haven't eaten today I did a [ __ ] 40-minute workout earlier I've been up since 6 I've [ __ ] like and I'm not hungry I don't get hypoglycemic and all that [ __ ] but it's not that I've been calorically deficient it's that I [ __ ] I don't know how many calories are in my coffee but a ton I'm drinking a bunch of fat through my coffee coffee but Mark Sison that's the Primal blueprint guy he talks a lot about it and the reason I switched over like that was because he talks about sugar burners and fat burners and he's like if you're getting a preponderance of your calories from carbohydrates your body the mechanism never switches from burning sugars to burning fat so it's only burning the glucose in your blood which is why you need to eat every couple hours or else you get sluggish and all that kind of [ __ ] right and uh and he says and you know insulin is a storage hormone so every carbohydrate that comes in insulin shuttles it to store his fat for when we don't have food but that never [ __ ] happens because we're never in four or five days stretches of starvation in America and so we just stay fat that way and we get hyper insul liic and we have diabetes later in life and whatever or or you just keep adapost tissue where you don't want it so the thing he started saying he says you know maybe what you want to do is start eating less
than 100 grams a day go into a state of ketosis kind of the way Atkins was talking about but eating a lot of fibrous vegetables and and you know you can eat a [ __ ] bowl of steamed broccoli and not 100 grams of carbs and uh eat a high fat diet like you get hungry you want something eat coconut butter like I put coconut butter in my coffee a lot too or MCT oil like uh just what is MCT oil um like medium chain triglycerides it's another thing that uh talks about fat conversion into energy and so like with this like there's a lot of different mechanisms that are going on that are making me stay energetic all throughout the day and also if I don't have calories in my body my body's mechanisms already turned in and attuned to eating the fat out of my body for energy as opposed to getting hypoglycemic and falling out and needing to eat some sugar right now in order to keep going yeah we had Rich Ro on the podcast who's a vegan uh Ultra endurance athlete poor guy yeah nice guy but uh the vegan aspect of it but he was explaining the whole thing about burning fat getting your body to burn fat huge you have to I mean if you want to be healthy if you like and it's just a little bit of discipline it's not like I'm ever feeling like I'm I'm lacking something or something like that it's like you're you're saded all day long yeah that's a weird thing about uh us with our diets man it's like if you look at the average person go to Disneyland or something like that look at the average person when you see anywhere you around a giant mass of people so many people are so unhealthy you know what you got to go to go to the [ __ ] CrossFit games oh I was at the beach holy [ __ ] I was at the beach and the beach was was brutal the other day and I was watching these kids uh eating chips with their fat family everybody's fat their parents are fat and that's in California where there's a higher level of like people aren't generally let way higher level of cocaine I don't know is it the cocaine no there's not that many people in Coke dude have you ever done any of the stuff that makes the dudes eat their faces Brian bat Sals yeah no it only makes one [ __ ] eat a face I have a feeling that is it good other than that you could have talked to him into doing that
anyway that guy was that guy was down to eat someone's face I have a feeling B he'd been waiting yeah [ __ ] waiting to blame it on basss we all know one [ __ ] you know that's like die that's hilarious that one [ __ ] that just he ruined bass Sals for everybody yeah he ruined the whole gig it was weed he just had the munchies mad hung just talking about that crash the turbo Sonic site it's crazy just us talking about it that site is wrecked let's crash some sights let's talk about no you can't do that Brian you can't even say you can't say that I'm just kidding you can't but I'm just informing you being censored by man what's going on while we're working together you cannot put us in danger like that yeah that's actually a threat talk about let's go crash a website you're threatening to you to conspire to remove someone's product from business and the way it's defined in like the Patriot Act I'm pretty sure that's cyber terrorism now like you you got to be real careful about [ __ ] like that I'm not bullshitting you got to be really careful what happened with the sonic boom site that you're talking turbo Sonic is that the device that I talked about that shake and um when we uh when you mentioned it enough people went there that it crashed out yeah yeah holy [ __ ] you're powerful joean it's ter it's not even that sight it's actually you know what amazing to me is like watching this for the last few years like and we haven't been around each other a whole lot but watching the explosion of a podcast like the like the way technology moves and like podcasts just happened and how powerful they are and then the the reaching that it does into the world it's crazy yeah it's not like anything that's ever happened to me before there's a a big difference between uh doing shows Now postp podcast and pre- podcast like you know I always had fans I always people want to come see me but it's a just a totally different Arenas like that's what Ari was talking about I'd asked him I was like how does this make it different for you and he's like dude it's [ __ ] [ __ ] it's makes all the difference yeah it's uh it's a weird this is this is uh this is Toronto this is me just going on stage in
Toronto this is I it doesn't make sense when I hear this it seems like a lie sounds like the Super Bowl it's [ __ ] rad dude what's up what the [ __ ] it was crazy dude for real it's like one of the one of the weirder moments of my life really cuz yeah cuz it doesn't seem real while was that like a pinnacle show like one of the biggest ones was pretty big I've sold out Massy Hall before though I sold it out uh last time I was there too Toronto's just amazing man it's just a great town they have a big comedy community there too so we did a uh a show uh the night before at this uh not to be named site where they have a weed show and uh it's super secret only people within the community allowed I you know I don't tweet nothing about it cuz I don't know what the laws are last thing I want to do is get arrested the night before the weigh-ins right not not a good career move so uh we literally landed at 9:30 called the dude up who runs a show and we were over there we dropped our [ __ ] off the hotel and we were gone so me and tripley show up at this place we walk in we go into the back door and it's just like this party this just people drinking there smoke fill the room and the iron Chic is on stage no yes so we hear and [ __ ] jaon and [ __ ] haran number one Greco Roman number one Freestyle Wrestling you hear him on stage like going through his [ __ ] wow and it's just there's so much smoke in the room like I it look it's like the room is on fire does the iron cheek burn oh yeah well I don't know I want to say so I did too late did they have cyber terrorism Joe did they did they have some good weed some cyber terrorism did they have some good weed godamn did they have good weed in in Toronto it's uh just as good as California weed I think it's Universal now I don't think I think what happened was when the medical movement came along the uh California botanist got on it because they could be out in the op about it and they started putting out the names of the strain and you know and telling you this is 70% sativa 30% Inda and put all the different hybrids out and then everybody else just ran with it so now I think when you get good weed you're getting it's it's good California weed or it's good Colorado Colorado is right there
with California but it looks like Toronto's right there too like they they know what the [ __ ] they're doing and then Vancouver has like a medical program they have like something similar old there that's like where everything came from the Bas Vancouver theyh the union was a documentary that I was in a few years back uh that they've actually shown that the Canadian Parliament they uh they actually are using it to educate different Canadian politicians because most people don't even know the history of why it's illegal or what a big part it plays in the economy of British Columbia like they don't even know but it's it's like an it's a web holding the economy together it's it's a big part of the industry it's one of the reasons why Vancouver is such a wealthy place and people don't want to accept that but it's a fact it is a commodity it's just as much of a commodity is living in an oil town just as much of a Comm I mean that money gets distributed back into the community and there's a massive amount of it and it's tolerated in the weirdest way possible where it is and it isn't at the same time it's legal and illegal it's it's like they let it go decriminalized is that I don't even know how they say it but you can't sell it it's like and they bust people they find they they one of the things in the union they found these undercover ones or underground uh like places where they were growing it with they had Electric running underground like they found those before in America too and they also had trains where they had like train cars and the train cars were all filled with grow house they're all grow houses and they just like you know hundreds of yards of trains filled with weed yeah I mean the the the demand is insane the and there's money coming in and it's not totally legal it's but it's a massive part of the economy and the union if you haven't seen it my friend Adam sorgi did the documentary and I'm in it too it's I I go crazy talking about about weed laws but it's uh it's one of the best documentaries as far as like explaining how ridiculous it is but in Canada they watch this they're showing this to politicians these [ __ ] monkeys we have in office are not going to sit down and be educated by something that actually makes sense no these ridiculous [ __ ] people we have
running this country they say that the lobbyist now that that that even like companies like the pharmaceutical companies or big electric or whatever that they're that they're pushing lobbyists away they the the hund Senators that are bought by everybody they're like we can't we we're already invested sorry like that the bribes aren't even counting anymore cuz they're already they're already the sides are already chosen it's the idea that you could just bribe someone and give it another name call it lobbyist the idea that you can be in [ __ ] office that like that's what you're groomed for yeah like you ask a 12-year-old what do you want to be a politician kill that kid yeah you know what what the [ __ ] kind of weird kid is that I love that George Washington [ __ ] like [ __ ] no I don't want that they're like we want to make you King he's like are you what were we just doing you guys not paying attention yeah we just got away from that you stupid [ __ ] man yeah George Washington where's the leader that doesn't want to be a leader you know well that's George Washington probably had to do it because if he didn't do it some other [ __ ] would do it and ruin the whole [ __ ] project exactly yeah yeah but that was like unpaid you're not like the whole thing is like it's taking you away from being a businessman like a plantation slave owner that he was and uh you know he's like listen I got slaves to [ __ ] I really don't have enough time R this country I got wooden teeth and I own a bunch of people what did you think about that did you ever see the the uh that Obama wasn't the first black president and all the other seven or eight black presidents I've only seen that from the black Muslims dude it's there's a website that is dedicated to it but I'm like Kelvin coolage how come I never thought of that before ofin you know what I mean it's like my man seems I should have known that yeah when was the last time a dude named Calvin was a white guy coolage Calvin coolage is black as [ __ ] he had to be these I wrote an article about it on my website way way way back was like way before Fear Factor I was in New York doing a club and I was walking down the street and these black Muslims the black Israelites excuse me not Muslims the black Israelites have uh they wear crazy
outfits like superheroes really oh my God you've never seen it oh my God it's amazing it's one of the weirdest religions ever they um they they make fun of regular Jews these so-called Jews with they curly hair and they they they stupid clothes this guy was saying this while he was dressed up like a superhero like I'm I'm not I'm not joking I mean they look like a guy who's in like a mov like a Charlton H movie about like people who lived in the Roman times like that's how they're dressed they're dressed like they're dressed in these crazy outfits pulls up on Chariot and they like they were read the Bible you know saith unto he what you you know and they would say what he means by that and they' come up with some crazy ex and it's to keep the mud races and the white man and like all the different non-african races like like w how'd you get that out of that sentence that's awesome and you have to see some of the videos of these guys cuz you would swear it was it's a giant troll see if you can pull some up Brian because a lot of people are not aware of them what are they called again black Israelites crazy black Israelites they all hate white people the white devil and they'll do all this and I I sat there and and watched these guys go off about white people he let me sit around cuz he he goes you're not Jewish are you and I said no no I'm Italian I'm about to say some [ __ ] I said I'm Italian go okay you ain't even white you ain't white I'm okay okay I'm just I just want to hear your your rap you know but uh dude asked to take a picture with me I wish I wonder if the picture is still up on my website but the picture was me standing there with this [ __ ] guy the RAC you got to see the guys where are they oh this guy's got an actual Bible open that book let me ask you how was this man of white this man known as American you are racist and you are twisting scpt of this the world this is a battle between crazy people this one's no good let's not go to this one try to try to find one where it's just the other crazy people just themy the fat guy is like saying there twisting up the scripture it's like you
you you you are doing the wrong crazy [ __ ] who are the Jews oh my God yeah look at the out Jew are the Negroes in America oh I see see the Jews are One Tribe of people I see that's where you get the you get the word Jew from the tribe of Judah yeah for the Negroes but who am I what's your nationality what what's your nationality I I'm just I'm just a person no what what are you fallowing you fallowing a Caucasian yes okay well you're an Edomite you're you're an Edomite does the bible tell you that where does the bible tell you that it tell you in Genesis 25th chapter are you guys against the war do you want us you want us to know we we will support the war every father is in control of the war's so so look at this awesome outfit that all 12 tribes of Israel are nothing but black people no did I just I did not just say that okay I'm listening where are they 12 tribes of Israel are the Negroes West Indians Haitians Dominicans they have [ __ ] right Pama Puerto Ricans Cubans North American Indians the simino Indians Argentina to Chile Columbia Uruguay and the so-called Mexicans those soal Mexicans where's the Chinese they live they live in Mexico was Jesus a Jew yes he was a Jew okay so why do you have Jesus painted like that's not jesuses that's not Jesus that's a man theill look at look at that bill Boy Bill that's him on the left that is the family that painted that image it's a show coming out in April and they going to give you the whole truth in that okay this guy's not a good representation of it the the better representation is they read on read on they read out of the Bible and then they twist it up but it's all basically the same thing this guy wasn't spewing enough hate they all yell yeah he was barely doing hate he was just doing silly he was going silly with it he had like a cardboard like a like a outfit like a [ __ ] paper bag from V like how he John not V he taped his [ __ ] on yeah it looked like he taped he taped the trim yeah I don't know why you have to have a certain outfit in order to read the word I've always thought that was really interesting where people uh dress up and I I don't trust you when you're dressing up special I really don't
because that's not you you know you you should be able to go and do a mass in front of everybody dress the same way you would dress if you went to dinner somewhere right you should just dress you should you shouldn't wear like crazy outfits and a treat different you could if you want to wear a dress if that's your [ __ ] a velvet dress and a big hat if you're that kind of gal and that's what you want to wear I think you should be able to wear whatever the [ __ ] you want but what I don't think you should do is dress like you're from another time period And I give you extra respect dude all the people down in the neighborhood I used to live like all the dudes in the black wool suits and all that and the funny hats some are fuzzy some are cowboy hats some look like a Christmas reof always [ __ ] cracks me up to see those guys walking and then you'll see a dude with a Bluetooth it's like you're in the 1840s but you're Bluetooth like that's okay though you got to wear this uncomfortable [ __ ] all day long they only wear that one outfit they that's the only kind of clothes they wear and then I think those poor kids you see these young kids you're like [ __ ] man yeah they're they're stuck they're stuck in a cult but hopefully they can met and Yahoo their way out of there I feel like Yahoo that guy's a bad [ __ ] and he he was stuck in there I feel like you just got to pick your cult yeah well maybe but that's not the one it's too restrictive the ones that are too restrictive it's just like people got out of control and they had a like Jiu-Jitsu that's a cult that is a cult for sure whole paleo all the CrossFit that shit's all cults but it's all good health you're on a cult radio show that make yeah exactly this is cult show just got to pick your cult you know don't get fooled dum dum yeah well it's also what we were talking about before is people that naturally gravitate towards groups groups of like-minded people cuz there's not everybody's [ __ ] different in this world man there's to many different variables that could affect people so many variables yeah just that's why the idea of of a country is you know it's kind of a it's almost like we're until we EV evolve to the next level of Consciousness we're going to keep having countries it's prehistoric yeah it's going to be real
hard for us to evolve past the point of needing a team past the point of needing a tribe it's going to be real hard because some other [ __ ] is going to come along it's kind of try to Jack all the re resources control the area you know some it's true it's if you look at like what's going on in the Middle East like how does this not blow up eventually how does this not overboil well you look at that [ __ ] that's going on whatever at least they have real food you look at what's going on with GMOs and with Monsanto and [ __ ] the head of Monsanto gets appointed to as the head of the FDA by Obama it's like I wanted to be on your side homeboy but holy [ __ ] you know what I mean it's like we're like we're just controlled I mean they're controlling our food poisoning our food made agent orange yeah yeah they're a [ __ ] weed fertilizer company for [ __ ] sake that makes our food that owns if you eat any corn at all it's Monsanto corn it's all GMO it's all mutated now because the wind the way they shut down [ __ ] Farms they'd put a farm next to it and then they'd [ __ ] sue them they'd say you're growing our [ __ ] they're like the wind blew and [ __ ] your [ __ ] is here they say we patented that yeah and then they the farmers bankrupt them and they bankrupt them yeah that's common practice in India now it's a done deal 30 seconds commit suicide because they're they're involved in a Monsanto contract that they can't they can't profit from and it stinks well they they're suing they can't eat they're suing uh they're the only country that's suing a uh Corporation and they're in a lawsuit they're in a litigation against Monsanto because the eggplant they're trying to own the eggplant the way they did the uh the way they did the corn in America and they're like enough's enough man Brazil won recently in court yeah the Brazilian Farmers they won billions of dollars from now there is a cow those [ __ ] Brazilians know how to do meat they [ __ ] yeah they do yeah and they um apparently not so good at Jiu-Jitsu but they got some [ __ ] they can cook some [ __ ] there's some suicides all over the world when it comes to uh the Monsanto yeah it's really scary Monsanto is connected to 200,000 suicides in India 200,000 in the past 10 years the
past 10 years in 10 years man I had no idea that's insane 365 days a year times 10 it's crazy know that suicide where organisms are dying to recreate themselves like humans like everything like we're like like biology wants more biology and like and You' got a you've got a a uh you got self-preservation as a gene in you and where people are dying like that like [ __ ] what you're talking about suicides there or you're talking about the American Soldier coming back like it's [ __ ] epidemic dude they talk about dude a day kills himself that was in the Army that's crazy and seems like something we should address and I mean you think about that 365 days a year 10 years that's 3,650 years right or 3,650 days 3,650 Days 200,000 people committed suicide that's amazing that's huge that's amazing I mean that's almost that's a lot that's insane and that's just giving hopelessness how much hopelessness can I give to a kills himself is that like 50 A Day 70 a day or something like that I mean that's crazy you're asking the wrong guy yeah I'm I'm the wrong guy to be questioning I think it's been broken down though it's been someone broken down like how how many minute every three minutes or something an Indian guy commits suicide because of Monsanto Well India is massive first of all there's a billion people bunch of extra folks there and monsanto's like [ __ ] them we're going to need to [ __ ] thin the herd some way weak [ __ ] to kill themselves so we're just going to jack them I don't know the deal they have over there is but I know that there's certain places in this country where these uh these they they they make deals with people where you have to buy their [ __ ] and once you buy their [ __ ] like it only works for a year they have like suicide seeds right that that don't work and then you've got to buy it from you're strung out on them yeah you're strung out you can't like the old days a farmer used to take his tomatoes and then take some seeds from those tomatoes and plant those seeds and make more tomatoes that [ __ ] ain't happening anymore they've engineered that out the equation which is really nuts that they've Twisted money Twisted it around they've Twisted life around
just so they can maximize the amount of money it's not like you couldn't make money just selling seeds I just read the mons one of the the Monsanto headquarters they all vote on what their cafeteria is they voted no GMO Foods in our cafeteria that's hilarious isn't that awesome they're like we're not eating that [ __ ] that's hilarious so then what is that [ __ ] those are the people that know the most about that food so what the [ __ ] is that well it gives tumors to rats like they they're just uh releasing studies now that show that it givs [ __ ] rats brain tumors and [ __ ] just shows you got to be more proactive know more about your life you believe the government you deserve to die like it's like it's like if youer law if you're looking if you're looking for somebody else to be uh riing on so you can get your health and your like that's [ __ ] crazy that's one way looking at it I think the way I'm looking at it that I would choose is that there's there's got to be a way that these people can profit that everybody can make a living and do very well but selling a legitimate product that doesn't [ __ ] people over we just got to figure out a way stop we got to figure out a way to stop people from putting money over humanity and that's what they that's from like that documentary of the corporation do you ever watch that where they no but nobody does that well yeah that's not true don't even vote that way people vote and they say what's going to be better for my taxes they don't say what's going to be better for the homeless guy down the street butter poop well [ __ ] the homeless guy you know that [ __ ] needs to get a job what's his problem man there's a there's a lot of stuff that goes on with that there's a lot of mental illness I mean I'm just saying that's how people look at it you ever see this documentary but I'm not inclined to deal once you yes I have I think once you get to be like a a dude and you're pissing yourself and you're on the street like bring you back to Baseline and build you up again godamn that's an effort you know I'm not saying we should we're going to do that yeah I'm not saying we shouldn't do it I don't know what made that guy but something something went wrong and created that dude we definitely need to
patch this [ __ ] thing up one way or another and having a company like Monsanto around ain't helping [ __ ] no and then what is that like when you talk about like every every country except for like three countries in the [ __ ] world the central bank is a Ross child's bank or you like you think about things like that about like why Hugo Chavez is an outcast and and treated like Castro is is because [ __ ] he said I'm not going to sell my natural resources to the World Bank and and and swage my debt like when you when you look at that you go it's about money and control and you go how much money and control like how how many more billions do you need like what what is that about or or like you look at the thing where they where they break the oil Pipeline and halberton comes to the rescue again [ __ ] you you know how to clean that up nobody knows how to clean that up but you got a contract to clean it up it's just more fleecing to the taxpayers so we're paying for our own imprisonment like and and that's the real rub that's the whole game here is how can I keep the American public or all the public scared so that I can make you pay for your own imprisonment how can I how can we spin the Euro so that the World Bank in [ __ ] in Germany can buy grease it's not just taking corporations we're jacking countries like that's crazy it's and it's all from it's all based on someone's going to try to make money right that's the only thing that everything is based on but it's not even money it's it's like it's sicker than that it's like a junkie it's like when you tell me as a dope fiend and you go if you're absent if you have one that's too many and a thousand's never enough it's like there's it's an insatiable lust for power that they crave that cuz you've already got opulence for forever so what is it it's just like we were talking about with the prison guard experiment it's just human nature when humans get to a certain point where they have ultimate control over people they look at the regular people with disdain they separate themselves from everybody else they it becomes a team of them you know these these Blue Blood weirdos who wear [ __ ] eyes wide shut masks and go around [ __ ] each other in the ask on videotape so that they you know have something on each other or whatever the
[ __ ] they do those uh it's it's just like anything else man they just have too much power it's too they they manipulated the system there's a rig system and they're they pass money down from generation to generation and it was unenlightened person teaches unenlightened children to remain that way and it goes on and on and on and it doesn't match up to the model of information that's out there now it's it's not at this it's not like we're living in the 1500s where it's really tough to get worried out and no one really knows how the [ __ ] anything really works because the whole the whole country is in the dark you got to go to the library and get books you can't you know there's no cars it's it's like that era to to get something by in that era it was almost like balanced it was normal but now it's imbalanced because everybody knows it's a hustle it's not like it's there's no confusion anymore anybody can go online and Google the stories about Monsanto anybody can go online and Google lobbyists and find out how that whole thing works anybody can go online and read what people are saying that have actually read the ndaa and what a [ __ ] crazy thing it is at Obama pass this anybody could do that now and this wasn't the case when this sort of style of government was was born it's just evolved to a point where it's gotten too big what's so funny though too about people because nobody cares it's like after the Bush Administration the the the robbery was obscene and blatant and nobody cared nobody cared that he didn't really have a grasp on English no nobody cared nobody cares about Mitt Romney how crazy he sounds he's like you can't roll down the window in planing so you can't get fresh air in the plane somebody's got to fix that yeah like like that's insane you're an insane [ __ ] person you're nearly [ __ ] and you're vying for one of the highest offices but that's not the crazy part the crazy part is there's grips of people that are on your side cuz he's white it's so Anno he's a businessman he's white and the the fact that he's a businessman the fact that he's been raiding companies and [ __ ] how about what he he that that video tape of him recently where he's going yeah um the 46% of Americans that are taken from the country they're just scabs on the
country and we got to stop that out these are people that were paying into into all these social programs that's who he's talking about is retirees and [ __ ] and it's well he's talking about the he said what he's saying that 47 apparently I didn't know this but 47% of the people in this country don't pay income taxes they don't make enough money to pay income taxes and he was like those people I don't worry about those and they still pay taxes because they P pay property taxes they pay you know tax taxes everything but he was trying to say that they don't contribute so they'll never they'll never vote for him and everybody was like what did you say you crazy [ __ ] so like you can't concentrate on them it's like well you can't concentrate on half the public on people yeah on half the people you you can't try to talk to them and explain to them that you can help them whoa like he's an elitist he's as clear and elitist as it can be I'm not into what Obama's done I don't like it it makes me sad that that's the first black guy that that's president who's a a liberal who's a brilliant guy who's Harvard educated and this is the result the National Defense authorization act all the all the the the Ridiculousness that's uh Gone on with Wikileaks make anybody a terrorist you've got zero rights in court we can hold you in definitely all of that [ __ ] dude and like and for him what I was hoping for I'm hoping the second term it is he just played ball the first ter that's my that's my fantasy which I know isn't true Chris Rock been saying that like you know the second term you do some gangster [ __ ] I'm like come on you can't that's ridic yeah if that's really the case first of all you can't freedoms freedoms taken away are never returned it's once you give away some Freedom it doesn't ever never in the history of the world has it gone back and I'm sorry retards it's not World War II freedom or your great granddaddy in World War I or something you [ __ ] [ __ ] it's people that came and carved a [ __ ] country out from England like that's the freedom that was [ __ ] bought from with a wholesale clean slate place like we don't get that [ __ ] back ever since then it's slowly sliding away and those guys that built it back then they knew they knew that this could [ __ ] fall apart
so they put a bunch of safeguards in place and essentially lately the politicians have been cutting those up and and and selling those down the river and all without the support of the American people we haven't told nobody was even for that no no one's for it not only he no one for it most people don't even know it's happened I mean I've talked to friends that are like really politically active supposedly and you bring up the National Defense authorization act and because it's not on CNN right they uh they think like what the [ __ ] you know it's off CNN it's like that's the other thing you got to listen to Jamie kilstein or you got to listen to [ __ ] you got to go to other places for that you know even BBC if you go and go online you can find information about that but BBC Al jazer all that [ __ ] you know that's um terrorist yeah it's [ __ ] it's a weird man we got a weird world we live in dude it's very weird it's strange we got this woman uh coming on next week Amber Lion she's uh from CNN she seems interesting yeah very interesting she's going to she's going to break open some massive she's going to well she exposed massive uh censorship at CNN she kind of told what it's like over there and uh we're going to sit down with her next week and they'll treat her like Wikileaks they'll sue her Oblivion it goes back to that thing about with the family on the train tracks but it's too obvious at this point it's too obvious it's too it's too obvious that there's censorship when there's issues especially like the National Defense authorization act which is really an unconstitutional act it's it's horrifying when you read what they can do uh indefinite Detention of American civilians who uh essentially have no recourse no right to trial they can just detain you you don't have rights anymore it's like the whole idea of this country is innocent until proven guilty and the the reason that is the case is because there's a lot of people that got accused of something that weren't guilty think about trusting the TSA the guys at TSA that you walk up on cuz that that that's who is going to enforce this stuff are people like that like that indefinite detention under the rues de of drooling they they can't control what
they eat they can't control anything their flatulence is is is more widespread than mine and their idea behind this is that what they're doing is preparing for a [ __ ] Arab Spring type rebellion and we're going to we're going to be able to have these things so we can legally do the things that are horrible and immoral but since we wrote them down on paper we can do it now so we're going to do it so we're just going to set it up nice and slow but we change the country and literally turn everything into a police state oh and by the way we're going to have drones do you mind if we have drones we we're just thinking of P just pass it we know what we're doing don't don't worry we're g to have 30,000 of them floating in the sky in the next 10 years I was talking to people last week about this and they're and the thing is is like with the people that are vote for who whoever your candidate is whatever but the people that are so easily fleeced in the the country the you go um if if it's you know we passed a law it's it's okay to [ __ ] your kids now it's totally okay you can have interx intercourse with a child then they go well it's legal at least it's not illegal it's like it's such a [ __ ] battlecry for numb skulls yeah well they passed a law in New York City recently saying that rabbis have to get consent from uh the parents before the moil sucks on the kids's dick after circumcision because a couple kids have died over the past few years because of herpes so these [ __ ] Rabbi can kill you yes when you're a baby yes herpes can kill you so these Rabbi [ __ ] with cold Source are sucking off baby dicks and giving them this is not I'm not making any of that was part of the thing so they passed a law so now there's a law that says you have to just get the parents consent and you can still do it you can still suck a baby's dick because it's a religious practice because it's a religious act and they do it because it says that in the Torah that you know you're supposed to do it with your mouth because it's the closest thing to it and because saliva has antiseptic properties because this is how people lived thousands of years ago so when they perform a circumcision the traditional method purel yeah yeah there's plenty of antiseptics although
putting purel on a baby's dick after you cut it seems rather cruel body get they're going to be fine get toughing them up toughing up that boy he's scared of a little pel in the dick I don't know all that [ __ ] that's out there then what do you do with it what's a recourse when you've got like there's nothing you can you got to make that illegal first of all but you can't you can't fight Obama his choices you can't you can't fight that well I I just so disappointing that a guy like Obama was the one who came up with this so then what's the recourse or not just came up with this rather but approved this in in office he had to stand he had to do a JFK there he had to stand up for that if you're going to be a real president you have to stand up for that and you have to expose it to the public and say look this is an issue that I cannot sign and this is why and make a stand and say listen you can make a lot of money but you can't do this you can make plenty of money still you have plent address why aren't you talking about that at a State of the Union Address you know what I mean it's like yeah why isn't it why why isn't everybody why isn't it why isn't it a huge issue so then the whole thing goes back to me yeah there is you just turned off my power though really yeah what went off my laptop but that's well my laptop is not getting any power oh now it does see it wasn't working dude I I was getting no power for some reason I turned it off and turn that that switch is probably no it's not whack connection but I just turned that off and back on and now it works I didn't touch it before that yeah and it wasn't on it's magic probably that mag shit's going to blow up well this is a building that's super crazy old this place has been here since like 1961 really yeah so the electrical system in here is really wonky was the was the uh cannabis shop was that here before you guys or it came in after you guys no they were they were here before us we've only been I started I did my first show here in '94 but we've only been like hanging out here in a regular for like what two years M probably two years doing shows here so you know this the weed St was already here kid this whole area is like very weedy there's a lot of weed going on in this area yeah like
it's real weird like where you can get away with certain things where you can like teach people how to grow and [ __ ] and have hydroponic shops and they don't come down on you but this area is like but then you go if you were in San Diego you can't rock that [ __ ] in San Diego and in Palm Beach they just they're closing them down in Palm Beach they're trying to stop Denver they stopped they put a moratorium on them that you can't open anymore there were so many everywhere they're so crazy is awesome in New Mexico they open them up and uh they said they they legalized it m for Med but there's like 10 prescriptions they gave out they they won't give anybody a card and then there's not really any they didn't think it out really it doesn't seem like anywhere where they go dispensaries have meet these Criterion and or or any of that kind of stuff and so they're like nobody can be a dispensary or maybe anybody can or they're not sure I think it's at 13 states now I think 13 states out of 50 have some sort of medical marijuana program the interesting one was Rhode Island where Rhode Island said they would use their State Police to fight off federal agents if they came down to close them off holy [ __ ] yeah Rhode Island saying you're not going to arrest Rhode Island citizens for this and I was like Wow Rhode Island went gangster with the FED good because they were coming in and just arresting people who are not violating state law which is unconstitutional which is more [ __ ] there's a reason why it's set up this way so for the federal government to come in and say that you know we're superseding your state government that's there the reason why there's a state in the first place it's so the federal government can't do that is that the only time starve the only time it was supposed to be where the federal government has power was when we were in a state of War so we're at a constant state of War there all the time yeah we just being a constant state of War so we always can control the cities and and like there's real problems and like Sacramento uh where is it uh Mammoth yeah right they are bankrupt that now their pensions of all the firefighters there all the cops that have retired sorry we can't [ __ ] pay you we're bankrupt like who is that [ __ ]
accountant yeah like like you're just stealing so much that the state is not that the that the state can't take care of this city that's bankrupt it's a major Metropolitan like that's crazy there's like three in California right now but we're going to go ahead and send f money after some guy smoking weed well what's really important is that we police Afghanistan that's really important we got to make sure that everything's okay over there you know they got they're training people and then the people are just turning their guns on the American troops just gunning them down they're like thanks they're getting freebies they get a they give them a gun and they just gun down American troops I it's happening on a regular basis now suicide bombings and all kinds of craziness over there dude we had this guy Shane Smith from Vice vice.com on who told us about interviewing these guys who had kids strapped with dynamite they're talking about how they use kids as devices to to to to detonate bombs like a vehicle yeah use it as a vehicle for delivering a bomb that's a child I mean it's scary [ __ ] and we're like well we need to be over there we need to we need to keep that place in line like what do what what kind of a [ __ ] job are we doing of keeping that place in line if they got children suicide bombers on the reg is like is there anybody that doesn't love their kids like everybody that has kids loves kids unless they're really [ __ ] up it's not like you can't sell me on the whole thing afghanis they just don't like their kids that's the way afghanis are like that's [ __ ] silly it's like in North Africa where my friends would go on Merchant Marine boats and they'd go dude there's people with just their [ __ ] limbs cut off and I thought it was an epidemic but they said no it makes them better Beggars like in India and so they'll disfigure MIM children because the best place you're going to get in life is as a beggar like that's how some places in the world are and so the the the the best they're so frustrated and so [ __ ] in Afghanistan or if you want to talk about anywhere in the Middle East where they're like they just strap bombs onto people and go it's like that's not crazy people those are people that are so [ __ ] frustrated with their empty position that they're
either going to kill themselves like the 2,000 people that are doing over Monsanto and India or they're going to [ __ ] try to make a statement while they do it yeah that's [ __ ] crazy let's look at that [ __ ] rle of the dice [ __ ] being born there imagine being born in cble and what are you going to do for those people a couple guys with the M16 are going to could take care of that problem really you you ain't getting seems above their pay grade you ain't getting out [ __ ] you ain't going nowhere right where where the [ __ ] are you gonna go if you're born in like Somalia what how what is the best you can do be a pirate you think so yeah that's the best [ __ ] right there's nothing else you're going to starve or you're going to be like Tommy Lee at the club like I'm going to be a pirate yeah there's got to be a way to figure out a way to have an impact on people to the point where politicians are forced to recognize that we need another sort of a another reconsideration of the way we're running things that we need like like to sit down and like really plan this thing out cuz the corruption that we have it's not it's it's not that it's necessary it's just corruption is necessary the way it's run right here you got to figure out a way if you can figure out a way to get the internet wirelessly and throw it through the air how come you can't figure out a way to ma navigate Humanity how come you can't figure out a way to make things fair for people they kill those that unfair is what they like I know but isn't it funny that just [ __ ] that want they it's like they want the cheat coats to the video games you know what I mean they don't want to actually play the game that's who runs [ __ ] it's amazing it really is amazing it's it's I mean you look at like Tesla and you look at what happened with like he's like I can take electricity from the air and give it to everybody for free they're like the [ __ ] you can yeah and then all his [ __ ] gets destroyed like that's crazy well Tesla apparently was really nuts too though yeah they say that he had well he had a relationship with a pigeon he was in love with a pigeon we don't we can't judge we I'm not judging but I'm just saying I think in order to have the kind of mind that can create so many things I mean Tesla was involved and wasn't it you that was
telling me about that though about like when like that he thought that sex was such a distraction that he had to destroy his sexuality yeah like that's a guy like a a [ __ ] Wicked genius he thought of the radio like that could do that like that guy what what is destroying his sexuality mean like that's crazy and that that was an encumbrance like I'm sorry I'm thinking about science too much to think about my dick ever like I think he had some sort of a relationship with a woman that really wrecked him and it was like really he was really twisted and confused by it and it really [ __ ] him up so there was a quote that Tesla had destroyed his sexuality that was the um H that was the quote that he had destroyed his sexuality which is really fascinating man I don't know what that means but guess he made a conscious decision he like to said you know what this is obviously a this is a problem this thing is [ __ ] my life up and he was willing to put his money where his mouth is and and and and stop the ball flow I know a scientist she's uh he he like made all kinds of [ __ ] he was on like monster garage that that uh what's his name show and um wrote for like Scientific American and [ __ ] does all kinds of different [ __ ] but thought I'm I'm an experiment and I want to change myself into a woman and did like a home homemade that would be a fascinating one for your show this [ __ ] lady did a homemade sex change and became a woman o who's like homemade yeah yeah yeah yeah like with no I don't think did any hormones and maybe self- administered hormones and all like C crazy crazy I don't know if it's a self-surgery fully but ended up getting I bet it doesn't feel the same and it smells different interesting they said that uh Unix study a study that just came out um a study of over 80 Unix from the ch Sun Dynasty which ruled in Korea from 1392 to 1897 they looked at the world's only record of Unix lives and compared them to genealogical records of other men of similar social Rank and the researchers crosschecked their results with other Royal records and what they found was the average lifespan of a unic and a unic is someone that has their dick and balls cut off was around 70 years 14 to 19 years higher than those of
non-castrated men of similar social standing I'll give up for 15 years what do you think is they were just like in less danger less stress it's probably just dealing with women and you prob it's it's probably just dealing with so much of that the stress of chasing [ __ ] it's like really bad in your heart these crazy [ __ ] well how many people would even get out of bed really if it wasn't for some [ __ ] at that like whether to go work out or whether to go make money it's like it kind of drives a lot of us guys to get out and do stuff yeah it becomes the main motivating factor for a lot of people especially early in life and then I wonder how like Unix are why why were they made Unix to get taken care of there were some kind of in servitude right and so they're taken care of they're like on welfare in a way they're they're a completely socialist unit so they don't have any stress about money or about who's going to steal their pigs or any of that [ __ ] right right they're probably I mean it said Dynasty so I'm assuming that's like kings right right right so the that's interesting castration which removes the source of male hormones increase increases lifespan in animals huh try it guys let's do it I'll tell you what man I had my dog fixed when he was five and he he changed he got real tired all the time he got lazy he just wanted to lay down it was sad it was sad to watch it was sad he was always horny and [ __ ] so I was like I think I need to get him fixed he's just poor guy he's like he's in you know the doctors tell you yeah the doctors will tell you it's important one point in time his uh his balls were aching I thought he was in I thought there was something wrong with him he was like going down the stairs and he was yiping I was like what's the matter buddy so I wind up taking him to the vet and the the vet said there's a dog and heat in your neighborhood and he was his dick and balls were hurting so bad because of dog and heat that he couldn't walk downstairs he would yipe yeah and I was like this poor guy's tortured it's not like I got steady [ __ ] around him all the time the vet don't give him release did he I don't think so I don't think the the imagine if that's what they do all right why wouldn't you that's yeah well the vet's supposed to suck the
penis it's in the Torah after he cuts it he must suck it Jewish vet yeah imagine if there was like had things that [ __ ] his knot came out you know the knot and the penis of the dog that connects him to like so they ensure insation and [ __ ] uh it came out past the sheath of his skin and I just I looked at that poor [ __ ] and he's just not happy at all and I'm like good luck with it you know like I just got to wait till the swelling goes down I guess and goes in but it's like you could see it almost tearing the skin back to [ __ ] go back into like awful well you know this a funny thing about animals that that crazy desire to breed in bees especially in honeybees the male honeybee has sex with a female honeybee and his dick explodes okay his dick lodges inside of her breaks off pops his balls literally burst his testicles burst and his penis breaks off inside her and he dies he like bleeds out the honey be he's driven to [ __ ] okay and he [ __ ] and when he [ __ ] he dies that's it it's amazing honey bees get like one shot of [ __ ] and one shot of killing they get one shot if they sting you the the Stinger is it it rips off from their abdomen and they die they die after they die they die when they sting you that gives me consolation isn't that crazy though what a what a [ __ ] design man what is that what do you watching elephant Titus this is a sketch remember your testies and you what is this from from remember Johnny dangerously or whatever giant dangerous oh that's funny that's what it's from you are a mad researcher sir yeah how could you remember that H this was my favorite as a kid all right cut it off makes sense that was a good movie though Johnny that was back when Michael Keaton was like the man what happened to that guy I don't know did you think he just like moved to Malibu and just I feel like he got a little throwback from Michael J fox I always got those confused and maybe there's a little illness well one of them was Batman yeah it's hard to remember even that Michael Keaton was a good [ __ ] Batman he was a good Batman I thought that but I just watched it like four month ago and it totally wasn't that good it was yeah it doesn't hold up but wasn't Jack Nicholson the The Joker no
it was Dan was the Joker oh I watched the one was the penguin yeah and M and Michael Keaton was in that one too yeah he was the Batman more than once think it twice have you seen the picture of Val Kilmer with his head size of a pumpkin and it just says LOL I used to be Batman that [ __ ] poor guy so funny isn't he living New Mexico yeah he does he's got a ranch out there he apparently gets mad at people for going on his Ranch they go fishing on his Ranch dude it's like New Mexico's like Hawaii kind of like you can't if you're not from there like that's one of the questions like if there's beef with somebody or you're on the road like there's it's like where you from like is a like we're going to fight now right you know what I mean and and uh like if you walk around like a wahoo at night like that's if you're you're going to scrap with somebody it's just going to happen um and New Mexico is kind of like that and [ __ ] he lives out in this place in Ron whereas like I don't like you want to you want to it's like all families old families it's the same families that have had different families and they're all kind of that's that's the community and he I guess just pisses those people off drives through crazy and the whole deal or parties and and really it seems like very unwise like that's an indicator of how [ __ ] up he is that he's not even aware of the danger that he's in yeah he's got a I think some bad de you know well he's a movie star a big time movie star and he's living amongst like real humble folk folks that maybe make 12 Grand a year yeah like and he's kind of flating it around that's fascinating and loaded a lot does he have um does he have like handlers or security one of my friends used to work for him and uh it would procure [ __ ] for him but I don't I don't procure [ __ ] for him like I don't know exactly what what all his life is like statement procure [ __ ] for him yeah what happened he just decided to like take his uh movie star money and just check out for a last time I saw him I did a show called uh felon that he was the star of but he was like absent the whole time and then I saw him on some Indian Grammys type [ __ ] and he could barely get sentences together it was like watching it was like watching Bob Dylan perform it was just like it
was sad man oh wow but they are talking they're talking Bob Dylan can't get sent dude last time I saw saw him perform it was like just slobbery drunk like Rob Dyan was stage come on really Bob Dylan gets hammered oh he was at that time where was this it was on it was on some big awards show was like the Emmys or the gramms or something like that that he was performing and there there there was a huge black woman that was singing back up that ended up taking taking over kind of for really it was embarrassingly so yeah why have I not heard this Bob Dylan drunk Dylan sings Drunk I've never heard this never heard a bad word about Bob Dylan that's one of the weird things he's one of those dudes it's like you know you bad word he had a couple drinks you know let's give him a break okay Brian go to Bob Dylan singing Drunk on stage on YouTube yeah maybe just old dude old dudes don't talk it could be who knows get to a certain level you see it yeah let's see how drunk he sounds oh can you get some volume oh this is seems like a fake video why say that because it's all right we'll see what is that Brian I'll sus it out do you know how to get noise out of it this time he can yeah it's got noise it's just not loading up and it's got what what's the tip off that it's fake Brian uh the here it goes honestly that could just be him that's just someone being old yeah yeah I think that's off but there was something else yeah well if you Google it there's apparently a bunch of them Bob Dylan drunk another one so tell me about your kettle bells what about them what do you want to know I I want to I want to know uh are they shaped like monkeys talking about that right now really are they not are they not out yet really can't tell you that man you just cuz I need to buy kettle bells for the gym I'll get you some okay yeah we'll uh get you a them through on it but it's um the um uh the kettle bells that we have are the the same ones from uh Troy you know those big fat handles yeah yeah they're they're excellent awes they're the [ __ ] what you still have that um kettle bell um yeah I've got a cross Jiu-Jitsu gym
like U my my 10th Planet satellite is got a CrossFit gym in it in Santa Fe are you gonna train down here while you're while you're yeah yeah I usually I'm I'm down at Scotty's usually cool uh down on Pico where is he at he's at like pico and dhini okay yeah I don't get down there Planet West LA paulo.com West LA Scott EP there's so many different satellites now alud there's how many how many 50 I don't know he got a lot of I know I want to go see Alders too dude I really want I haven't seen Alder in a long time it's had a good Muay Thai gem too which is a a nice little nice see he's got a lot of Fighters there yeah I gotta find a good Muay Thai gem some place to do some Muay Thai I need to mix it up a little bit do you want to spar or what do you want to do then why don't just get a guy to hold pads you know yeah that's good I like to do drills too just the the just the rattle in the dome was not good for you know I know too many dudes who uh who are getting a little weird just from how many people that don't quit soon enough yeah you know yeah it's um it's a tricky thing isn't it I mean you retired for folks who don't know Tate was on uh season two The Ultimate Fighter three three season three Michael bisping's year the Year Bisping won Tate was on that and uh you had a couple fights after that and you're like you know what this is yeah it's it you know you just get diminishing returns after a while and you got to make that choice I think and and go what um what's the payoff here and even even if you're really getting really big big payoffs like like Chuck Liddell money at that time or something like that it's like what is the payoff of forever kind of have like like thinking everything clearly cuz i' I've been knocked out a couple times and and uh and there's times after that where you know that you're not enunciating you're not you or you have to really think you have to really put thought into your mechanisms to get the words out clearly and you're like but you're thinking it clearly but it's just not going to your M and you're like like when I thought that I'd be like holy [ __ ] and I talked to Jardine about it a lot and he's like yeah I'm doing crossword puzzles I'm like me too like every morning we're doing crossword puzzles after sparring but it's it's
[ __ ] crazy dude but that's what George foran said too really yeah I don't know that it helped um not George for but myself you know like you you wonder uh you wonder what that is and like you you would talk about it always rang in my head you know that they don't even know till 10 years after the concussion what the damage is and then I start thinking about residual damage like not even Knockouts but dudes that are just getting Jarred it's like you're getting [ __ ] Jarred all the time and like even just WR man like or football players everybody gets it it's not just people with head trauma uh that's directly it's like it's the vibration of your body and the shaking of that head you know I mean I know stuntmen that have it too but yeah it's uh it's a real dangerous thing and it's something to really be cognitive about and to go what what is enough and where do I go from here and what will the rest of my life be and and the big thing I think with Fighters especially is like here's a bunch of dudes that you know there's not everybody that's a Kenny Florian or something like that that's like a and by that I mean like a a a career in in law perhaps that that he was going to have right wasn't he a law student at one time I'm not sure but you know he's a bunch of Highly Educated Fighters you know what I mean that that are out there and now yeah he's got a great job as a as a analyst and all that but he also has a gym you know he has his own gym I know he still has his brother run right I think he opened up a place in in Beverly Hills too where he's going to oh right on yeah he knows what to do I mean Kenny Floren is a really smart guy but there's there's that kind of thing and that's only so many guys and so then you think you know all these guys that were working construction or that we're working as bouncers or whatever what what am I cuz now I'm a fighter it's kind of a heralded thing you get and people are like in the store and they go oh look he's a fighter and like what are you now though and that kind of getting to the root of yourself at the end of your career and going who am I without this or or if you move to a new place like a new city and you don't have the same job you don't have the same friends you don't have the same girlfriend you're broke like who are you now
without any money in your pocket without without any of that like and really getting to the base of yourself as a human and and it's it's a scary question I think that that is the reason that guys stay too long in those Sports is because they're like well [ __ ] what would I be without this and to me that always seemed like a prison like I never wanted to be in a position where I was going oh well I'm a slave to this because I don't know what else would be possible and I'm like I want to live in that infinite possibility that that anything's possible and let's let's go jump off the cliff and see what's down there you know apparently Bob Dylan was in a motorcycle accident really and uh he was talked into by uh his um his banned into getting speech therapy CU he was in sort of denial about a slurring of the words after the motorcycle accident how dare that's that's apparently the story online According to some dude on my message board named km design my apologies to Bob Dylan his family you thinking Bob but you think a good guy's that creative probably has some demons probably just getting lit up every night maybe he just gets drunk and he's got a head injury maybe both got great publicist maybe he was getting hammered he's like I need a good excuse he got himself a motorcycle accident crash son I'm a victim well I remember clearly when uh [ __ ] crazy man had that uh the motorcycle accident where he hit um the [ __ ] his name the guy who's uh it's always crazy on those reality shows the older guy Lethal Weapon Gary Gary buy Gary buy uh Gary buy had a legit serious impact with a curb in his [ __ ] head and almost died and head changed shape like if you look at his his face pre motorcycle accident post motorcycle accident one of his eyes moved up or mov down I saw a guy fall out of a car today oh they they're taking a right off of Olympic and uh and I saw the door was open on the car and then they they go to start taking the right and I see a hand reach out to grab the door and he bends the corner and and I'm kind of looking back and Bo Boop the dude falls over I was like how does that even happen this is so weird that you ask this for last week I've seen maybe three or four people fall on the ground like I'm
driving and I just see like a a woman fall crazy like I've had three or four times this week I've seen it like have you noticed any people falling lately like is this just like a coincidence we should fall does this have to do with Chemtrails I don't know man Tower Bravo quality Bravo see if there's a a falling conspiracy he'll tell you it's orbs something in the air camt tril is making people fall I don't know I mean do you think that there's you really think there's a conspiracy that people are falling I don't know I'm just saying like this week I for some reason I've seen so many people fall where I'm just like driving by like should I help this person oh there's like an ambulance right there terrible photo of a a person in China today that was run over by uh a street flattening truck they were trying to get protesters out and the guy stood his ground P yeah they ran over him holy yeah it's horrific it's like Tiana in square all over again yeah it is it is yeah in China they'll still run you over man you getting you know they're not quite there yet Rec they're not quite that yet here but as long as the government keeps passing [ __ ] like the ndaa that's around the that's around the corner the flattening you with a steam roller act and now and now and now you can't you can't even you can't Occupy Wall Street godamn it it's like you can't he made that a felony to to to uh peaceably protest without a permit yeah and so now that's a fonus act to go and assemble to protest corporations which our [ __ ] government is simply a shadow for anyway yeah yeah it's it's it's weird gross we it's like how much can you how much can you just enjoy it and uh just live life and try to you know to to be cool in your own community and be surrounded by you you try to only rock it that way but you got to always think that these [ __ ] could come in and [ __ ] up your [ __ ] and think that they're allowed to it's like you really aren't that much connected to someone who lives in Washington DC you're just not they're too far away it's really crazy but someone who's got a boner for you in Washington DC that has power could decide to use it and find some reason to [ __ ] you over and come after you especially if you're involved in something that they've written down on paper says you're not
allowed to do or even if you're not and you're opposed to that thing publicly then you're V and another you know they can do whatever they want to get behind that and it makes me think those people just haven't had like some nice steamed broccoli and a steak would get yourself a good riy medium and go and help some people what feels [ __ ] better than helping people like go out and help like as far as like like how we can shove people down how we can control people how about you help people there's an enrichment there and then when everybody does better everybody [ __ ] does better and it's a [ __ ] universal law you [ __ ] it is but the problem is you're dealing with people that first of all are complet completely unenlightened and again they're operating the the people that are in power now besides Obama who's essentially a child of the internet I mean he he would existed before the internet but he's had massive amounts of access to it since the 1990s when it was around so he's he's basically grown maybe not grown up but grown with it but the other people that are in like if you look at like a n gri type character or Dick Cheney those guys are operating on the old way they're operating the old way of corruption when you can get away with [ __ ] like on ran Contra you could bribe off judges and figure out a way to sneak [ __ ] under the door and change the law so it makes what you're doing legal and they that is the way they've been rocking it since the beginning of time it's going to take the Next Generation coming up it's going to take we have this guy David Seaman on the podcast who was a Congressional candidate or is a Congressional candidate he's 26 years old and he's uh you know trying to expose all the [ __ ] that's going on in in in in politics and and and with the lobbyists and just it's it's so much for a a young guy to take on if you really want a career in in cleaning up corruption and you want to actually live and not get sniped you got to you you know or become a pedophile or whatever else they put on you I mean they can make him whatever you know that's the scary part they easily criminal we'll give you $5 million like we have that that's easy money just get on our get on get on board yeah and they can figure out a way to compromise you nice and slowly you
know nicely and slowly they just slow cook didn't they do that with um Kennedy they brought him down to Cuba and got him some hookers and [ __ ] and for Maryland they paid for Maryland Maryland went down there paid her like I think you're making [ __ ] up now I see that face, that's the I'm making [ __ ] up it's only a th000 for Marland you know she wasn't that expensive what do you think a th000 bucks is worth in the maryn Monro days it's probably like could you get a car for 1,000 bucks yeah is that six grand really well they were talking about what what's like a brand new Mustang like when the Fastback came out like 65 like 3500 bucks or something like that new Mustang 19 price in let's go with 196 three cuz I think a Fastback if you got a Fastback or you could have Marilyn for a week like that's probably comparable yeah I don't know what a Fastback or Maryland for a week yeah no you need a Fleshlight and a Mustang that's what you need pretend pretend a weak you kill yourself you'd be like I can't believe I could have had a [ __ ] 196 could a flashlight I could have had a V8 I'm going to a flashlight party tomorrow oh are you really yeah fascinating are you going to are you going to talk to girls there Brian leas Texas is going to be there oh awesome big old booty on her right seen her on film proof that we that men don't give a [ __ ] about skinny like stick figure type chick that not thick legs and ass thank you very much girl at least 5B and a smile she ever not have a smile oh yeah she's blowing guys she's smiling I've always wanted to meet her these are all Mustangs for sale it doesn't really say what it cost back then oh wait a minute if we do like a price Circa there's a bunch of different s Missy Martinez I don't know who that is who's Missy Martinez my new favorite you know like you're ahe of the curve kid he's got the ones that just moved from Arkansas they've been here three weeks Kaden cross you know her uhuh she's hot yeah I've seen her before Sam tripley Sam triy is the is he going to be there with the twins yeah I heard Brian C's going to be there that seems like a bad idea why is that a bad idea Brian what why is it a bad idea just so many hot
chicks he's going to go crazy man he's he's a handsome guy he's going to kill him with his comedy who's better looking than Brian call really he's romantic and then next in line Brian I'm still waiting for Brian to take me to Olive Garden oh it can happen and what's going to happen Happ when you get there Tate we're going to have uh we're going to have a sensible meal we're going to have butter coffee and what happens at Olive go I don't even know what happens behind those doors Brian youve ate at Olive Garden you have eaten a soldier with hi a soldier at hiccups okay and one soldier was trying to scare this Soldier out of his hiccups and the way he did it was shooting him in the face that would work I guess to cure the hiccups yeah that seems like the worst excuse for shooting your buddy ever and he's being charged with manslaughter this is just not murder no because he had a stupid excuse he pulled out a gun in order to scare him and stop the hiccups and the gun went off that's crazy and he blew the guy's brains off I feel like if you make that poor decision we should put you in prison anyway regardless if it's manslaughter or whatever well when you think about these guys that have been over there and have seen action you know if youve have you ever seen some of those soldiers against the Iraq War where they uh they they they talk about uh all the different [ __ ] that their commanding officers told them to do and first guy who gets a knife kill gets like days off and like you kill people with knives like and um you go from that to like the regular world it's true it's a different thing yeah you can't it's almost like you have to that were like in in in Blackwater or that were Force Recon Marines and [ __ ] and it's like that's a it's a different thing that they live with and that years I think like maybe maybe never six years or something before like my one buddy didn't want to shoot him in the face like every day afterwards like and you live through [ __ ] like that you're you're you're at you're at a young age and you're asked to do horrific unimaginable things for a cause that then it comes to light eventually if you're a thinking person all like we're not even supposed to do like this is unjust isn't it amazing how our depictions of uh like if you look at
like theatrical depictions or you know romantic movies about war very little of them dealt with the real of war look at our [ __ ] news yeah I mean if you go to Spain or something and look at the news there's bodies there's body parts there's there's the horror of what death is and here in America we don't have any of that stuff we got that's why we have 9% unemployment and Spain has 25% is that why that's the reason yeah it's bad it keeps people out of work I had no idea if you want to see violence on TV and reality on TV you hate America oh we're not ready for that oh that makes sense who do I vote for you you imagine what it's like for people that have this like well I've talked to a [ __ ] guy I talked to a guy who was at the ice house a couple of weeks ago who came and told me about uh he actually joined the army to uh to try to pay for school and then a month later September 11th happened oh yeah so he got shipped off to Iraq and he was telling me about what an insane cluster [ __ ] it is and then how when he first got there right when he got there like yep he was like well you know I guess at least we're coming over here getting rid of a dictator you know getting rid of stopping something on September 11th happening and then his commanding officer said what the [ __ ] are you talking about we're here to get oil that's what we're here for like his commanding officer broke it down for him on the way D my stepmom was like that she was like well we're you know we're giving freedom to those people and this and that I'm like if that were even true tell the mom in Minnesota who just [ __ ] got her boy back in a bag yeah about Iraqi Freedom like he doesn't who gives a [ __ ] yeah these are dead people like for for we're going to push Freedom at at the end of a gun that makes sense it's the ultimate irony too is cuz we we got that guy in Power you know the idea that this dictator how did he become a dictator he got a dictator cuz he's backed by the United States and then Nora says I'm not playing ball and they said well we're going to kidnap you then a sovereign leader from another country we we send in Special Ops and kidnap him the only place where they they they rock it in a healthy way is places like like [ __ ] Iceland and [ __ ] you got to go you got to go where it's really cold and
no one wants to go there and those people are down for their country like you would never have you don't have [ __ ] food that's bad for you you know you know I mean you can eat [ __ ] but it's like there's there's not there's not like a conspiracy to hurt the populace it's like the government is for the populace there I think it's cuz it's small enough there's only like 300,000 people in Iceland or something like that it's very you could throw Bankers in jail there too they do [ __ ] like that yeah well I just watched uh Lawless it's [ __ ] what is that rad it's a movie about Moonshiners and and during prohibition like Tom Hardy's in it uh oh yeah that's a good movie dude it was fun man did it just come out yeah I just saw it last night I haven't heard [ __ ] about that you hear anything about that it was good you're going to like it and [ __ ] and like the way they deal with the law they're like a couple sheriffs come through and they're like you're trying you're not trying to you're trying to intimidate us and and [ __ ] the brass knuckles come out and [ __ ] and it's like it's like as long as you're righteous everything's cool we yeah we'll honor that Badger but if you try to get silly you want to extort money from us hm all right we're going to talk with a bat it's it's it's wild live back then I mean if there was really a time where it was fair right exactly exactly and we look at it you know you know those like good guys and bad guys no it's bad guys and other bad guys yeah it's all bad guys it's all bad guys bad guys and that's you know we're the end to that where we are as far as Humanity has ever gone what we are today September what is it 27th or something 20 what is it 25 or 6 December 25th sep member 25th 2012 what we are today is the accumulation of era upon era of human error learning and improving upon that and Society moving forward technological innovation conquering different count we're at the end of that line this is like as good as people have ever been ever like right now the most capable we've ever been that's what we think the the most information access what about all the sand people oh those [ __ ] no the people that have turned to sand like the iPhone what about all the other civilizations oh the people that got
whacked out you mean yeah I mean who knows were the most advanced they didn't make it um yeah I wonder I wonder if there's been other civilizations they they they keep finding [ __ ] they keep find hear old that telescope you you ever listen to that dude uh black guy used to work for NASA um Tyson uh Degrassi yeah yeah man Neil Tyson degrass dude that [ __ ] is badass get him on the podcast trying to get going back and forth with him oh dude I'll give him a foot massage if he comes in would you oil or dry absolutely if you wanted oil I would do I would do some lotion you know what I mean for sure yeah I mean my hands are like pmer Stone jerking off of them is like torture I think if there was really Advanced societies it's very unlikely that they reach this level except for some of the giant Stone constructions that's the only thing that makes you like really step back and go man I'm I'm not sure about that or that it was InterContinental that the same construction existed in different continents like that's crazy but he was talking anyway I was listening to that dude degrass or deg grassy grass and he was saying that they have a telescope that's like I don't know if it's a 100 or a thousand what he said times the Hubble telescope was that that they could construct but it would be10 billion and that they just wouldn't fund it and he said to put it in perspective what1 billion was is what from 1956 or whenever naso was created what has been in that program since then has been about that or what one month in Afghan is is $10 billion but they won't [ __ ] make this telescope which they say they think they could see the origins of [ __ ] time that you could look back through space and see the origins but we don't want that that would upset the apple cart why isn't there a good contract to be made in building that thing that $10 billion that cost to build that wouldn't there be like a company that can profit off of that dude you got to get him on he would be fascinating as [ __ ] that is an amazing thing when you really look at that number like how much money that is and what it is really I mean and these guys are talking about oh the president whoever's the Nay against whatever president is there's trillions of
dollars what that doesn't even mean anything to me you might as well say we're headphones in debt like okay like I don't like cool well yeah when you get to like be 13 trillion yeah it's insurmountable right I mean 1,400,000 ampules in debt like I I don't know what any of that [ __ ] looks like okay yeah how does it that work again the Federal Reserve is what is the Federal Reserve no nobody understands it I used to think they understood it until the crash and I was like oh you guys don't get it either I got a bunch of [ __ ] uh $100 bills with the old school little small head dude they're all in Louisiana and then I'm thinking what is all the old ass money that's around here that's just buried and in mattresses like those are Mansions [ __ ] everywhere around there at one point in time is it worth anything like when when your money goes out of print like if you had some Civil War era money it's not good anymore it's got to be in real good shape if it's good cuz I watch Pawn Wars yeah but even then someone has to buy it you know what I'm saying it's not like you can go in the bank and go hey can you give me a million dollar this is my million dollar in 19 you know 1902 like they had totally different money back then it's weird that gold still has value in that way since it's like since it doesn't back anything anymore really yeah right yeah what does it mean well it's still good for things conducting it's like anaki the anunaki it's good as a conductor it's good to if you want to have better looking teeth you could bling them up you ever thought about rocking a gold I this one fake right here so I was thinking of doing platinum or something right off to the side pretty dope that'd be kind of pirate pirate like people like oh your career would be [ __ ] up I'm like like as if looking like Cindy Crawford has ever been my career like being more [ __ ] up looking would be bad I look at I got a big old pumpkin head and Tattoos everywhere your career would isn't that hilarious people are so funny about what they think will and won't ruin your career like they got it figured out I love that line those that say that tell you how to do it never did it like there's so it's such Uncharted Territory the whole thing if if you want to live a different life then like get up go to
work [ __ ] go go back to your get married go to church all that [ __ ] T you should go super crazy and get some breast imp plants my that's that's the lady that I'm talking about she did that Bri why would you even say that that doesn't even why would a man want so attracted to me already he wants you to be a woman that he wants me to he bit if you had a relationship with Tate you would be the woman no you know the most my are you kidding me Brian we could prove that right now I don't know who you think's coming through the door to help you well if you want if you want to show off in front of Joe but we all know oh we all know we all know where your Love Lies that's right yeah dog Tate Fletcher follow Tate on on Twitter ladies and gentlemen tatus Maximus on Twitter and uh if people are in Santa Fe and they want to go to your gym what's the gym Undisputed Fitness Undisputed Fitness find that at Undisputed fitness.com or CrossFit Santa fe.com and uh look for Tate in Fright Night powerful 10 Planet Jitsu Santa Fe I saw ton fright night that was a good goddamn movie that was a good movie fun huh fun good vampire movie it was like it was a real vampire not some [ __ ] [ __ ] that can go outside and Sparkle yeah yeah I like that it was real dude but the big thing's coming up dude that Arnold Schwarzenegger they just started doing uh for Expendables they did the trailer and it's called The Last Stand and there's a awesome there's some awesome [ __ ] that I did in there [ __ ] wrecking myself like it's [ __ ] fun dude and that's in the EXP that be coming up in in January no they just did the trailer for expend during Expendables oh what is what is the name of that movie The Last Stand oh yeah I heard about that neger come back to film deal is it good is it fun it's it was fun to do I don't who knows what it looks like after they did you hang with him yeah he was cool as [ __ ] dude he was funny as I mean he he's got jokes about Maria he's like really like he's in the bus we're filming the scene and the phone's supposed to ring and it's supposed to be the terrorist like my boss is supposed to be calling them and and and they're rolling and I don't know dude when like the way I look at it like I'm nobody and and like when
they're like to have a shot [ __ ] up because of you I would be like mortified you know right he's there and they're they're rolling they got it going and everything's going good and da d d d da and the phone rings and he's he's like hello and uh he says Maria I told you to never call me here like right right in front of production on like he's he's funny man wow he's a funny cool laidback just sets everybody at ease he eats in the cafeteria with like just a [ __ ] cool guy man well he's just banging House made housekeepers and maids and [ __ ] on the regular I heard he getting back together with uh that's what it heard I don't know but he's super kind man I don't have a bad thing to say about that dude that's in he's an interesting cat that's for sure and all his people were super cool man yeah everybody was dope around him they're always depleted of sperm just they're constantly just coming coming all the time all the time I'm coming coming coming yeah I thought I thought about I'm like what what do you call them like Mr Schwarzenegger Arnold the governor like cuz most people that are in office like they're the governor or the president forever right and then I'm like [ __ ] that anybody can be the governor Arnold is like a that's a whole establishment unto itself man that is a boss he's a brand certainly a brand huge all right uh tomorrow we got Ian Edwards ladies and gentlemen very funny comic from New York who's now living here in hanges he will be with us tomorrow and uh again this weekend I'm with Duncan Trussell Joey is is a no show no some new thing came up that he had to do so he can't make it Fu hey you can find him mad flavor contact him I told Joe Rogan I wasn't doing that [ __ ] gig um this weekend uh Raleigh North Carolina Friday night we're at Memorial Hall and Saturday night we're at a in Asheville at the Thomas wolf Auditorium and I keep hearing that Asheville is the [ __ ] I so [ __ ] beautiful you been up there yeah it's beautiful supposed to be unbelievable it's up in the mountains it's supposed to be just Gorge just as [ __ ] yeah people go there and they go I got to live here so we'll see we'll see I got a bunch of friends there right now they're doing Iron Man 3 out there powerful that's the Hat I'm wearing right now maybe is it maybe it is all
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yeah saw revenge for the Holocaust he's a big juice spider going after hope he doesn't hurt him what the juice spider all right good night good night shut it off you second me