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I never know how to start these I never know how it should start it's weird sometimes you do that breathing thing lately like you're getting excited me relax tronic breathing it's in through the nose folks and then out through the mouth relaxing that's how you're supposed to breathe it's like that's how that's something you taught me with comedy like a lot of times I catch myself doing that and I hear you in the back of my head just like breathe in and breathe out breathe in deep breaths and I was like wow it really does work you can get stuck on stage without any air where you [ __ ] up and didn't plan your breaths and then people are staring at staring at you going why the [ __ ] should we be paying attention to you stupid oh so you've done that before where like you can't even finish a sentence Oh yeah yeah even fairly recently timed it badly you know where I pulled it off but it's like yikes very close to not anyway The Joe Rogan Experience is brought to you by on it.com that's o nnit t makers of Alpha Brain new mood shroom Tech sport shroom Tech immune and dude we got battle ropes now [ __ ] we got cattle Bells the uh hemp Force protein powder is in route I we have a sample right here at Joe Rogan compound so uh we got a lot of good [ __ ] coming with on it.com and some stuff that we're actually going to talk about on the podcast but if you're interested in any of this stuff I always encourage anyone who's interested in the topic of neut Tropics to Google it go and Google it read all the pros and the cons and know this if there's anything that we're selling on this show anything whether it's you know whether I'm telling you that I support Alienware computers because they support MMA whether it's the the the flashlight whether it's any anything that we sell on the show we only sell some [ __ ] that's legit and I personally am uh a huge fan of vitamins and nutrients taking care of your body meanwhile just ate a sausage sub big stupid sausage sub I just ate Wendy's cavalettas is so awesome there's a Delan kenoga park that's so [ __ ] old school Italian and they had a sausage sub and I couldn't pass but for the most part I eat healthy like I I will punish myself for that and I won't allow myself anything [ __ ] for days and days but that
looked worth it though it was a little bit worth it it's a little worth it I believe in cheat days man I believe but I believe you should earn those [ __ ] and for the most part you should be eatting healthy healthy as [ __ ] you dirty freaks so um that's what that's what these New Tropics are all about it's all about increasing your your brain's ability to produce neurotransmitters right is that the best way to describe it that would be it Y and Aubrey and I both have had a tremendous amount of experience uh taking these things long before we ever became involved in in selling them and distributing them um there's a bunch of different formulas out there a lot of them are good I think ours is the best and uh if if you want to try it and and give it a shot the first 30 pills we have a 100% money back guarantee so you don't even have to return the product you don't like it you get your money back we're that confident that it's that good we're that confident that you're going to love it and you're going to get hooked on it and you're going to be like me I didn't take any before the show give me the bag quickly panic I panic I panic that you find out how stupid I am without pot and Alpha Brain I couldn't work I couldn't work I could work but I wouldn't be very good he's become an addict I wouldn't be the same ladies and gentlemen wouldn't be the same well once you get used to those heightened levels of neurotransmitters yeah man heightened levels of neurotransmitters and I'm really addicted to weed when it comes to writing I'm telling you I sit down and try to write without weed and then I just go what the [ __ ] are you doing stupid did you read the new studies about weed what about that was released uh yesterday that that there again they went through it and that there's no like signs of that it being dangerous to your body or anything at all the ld50 rate is500 lb yeah you know what that means that means lethal dose at 50% of the humans it means it would kill the weak [ __ ] so you'd have to smoke 1,500 pounds to kill the weak [ __ ] guess what you're not killing Joey Diaz with 1500 lb Joey Diaz laughs at your 1500 lb you give him500 lb of weed and he'll just be running around naked screaming at people you [ __ ] you think
you're going to kill me that easy that's not going to kill him500 lb unless you dropped it out of a CIA drug plan it landed on his [ __ ] head that's the only way kood force trauma it's the only way to kill Joey with weed the only way all right ladies and gentlemen our pal Aubrey is back from the [ __ ] jungles of Peru with another iasa adventure we're going to we're going to get deep The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day that still is one of the proudest moments in my life here in Nick Diaz say that train by day Joe ran podcast by night that that was one of the happiest I've ever been as an adult that was like right up there with [ __ ] anything else that's ever made me happy that was so killer so you're back dude I'm back back how many times a year are you trying to do these uh intense psychedelic experiences well you know after this last experience I kind of got the message that you know there wasn't too much left for me to explore in this but you know I kind of see myself as an adventurer you know coming back take getting knowledge and taking it back and sharing it so when you say that not too much left like um I always feel like if I do it too much that I'm not absorbing what's happening I always feel like uh any if I have too many experiences in a row like two or three in in a couple of months I feel like I'm just playing I'm just it's just I'm just riding a ride I'm getting scared right you know I know I it takes a long time for the big ones to make sense to it yeah I think there's I think there's a certain amount of information that needs to kind of accumulate you need to get farther off track for your experience to be really what the people say that are really Skeptics that say like what information like what has anybody ever brought back Bes you know there are there is some anecdotal evidence of some things have been discovered why on LSD and supposedly Francis Crick on his dying deathbed you know said that he LSD yeah but you know what man [ __ ] on my death bed somebody might say I turned Christian you know you're [ __ ] dying man he just might be making [ __ ] up you know he's crazy he's dying I mean why is a deathbed worth anything you know I mean death B you'd be like don't
listen to that dude he's [ __ ] freaking out right now he's dying he why did you decide to make up some [ __ ] about LSD and the DNA I just [ __ ] whatever I was dying I was tripping my balls off like but what have you like is there like one thing if you could like if someone said what do you ever bring back is there one thing I can I can give you three things from this last experience that were pretty poignant life lessons that were told to me just directly flat out that I think will help me for the rest of my life I mean actual concrete things this was a very different experience and I don't know if I should just go from the start or kind of hop into the middle for folks who don't know Aubrey uh had a recent one it was about what is it six months ago the last one well the aboga was 6 months ago and then the last trip to Peru was a full year ago so this was the anniversary of that that first epic trip down to the jungle and the first epic trip you you went with the same guy the guy they called the dragon the dragon and you had some insane visions and you communicate with flotillas of snakes and like what what was it like yeah I mean there was a the second experience I had the first one was just basically coming to terms with my own mortal death I mean every possible way I could die snakes eating out my organs sliding down Vines at Thorns uh every possible way that I could confront my death I had to go through he was even it was even telling me it was like your body is riddled with cancer you're going to die as soon as you get back and I was like oh that was that was the one that got me actually the thorns and the snakes eating me and actually the insects burrowing in my skin and exploding all that stuff I was like all right I'm cool with that like I can get over that but then it was like your body's riddled with cancer and you're going to die and at that point I had yeah exactly but at that point I had to be like okay you know if this is the end so be it and as soon as that happened I could feel you know the medicine just kind of draw me back down into the ground and a deep sense of peace and a kind of conquering of a fear of suffering that I had so you had to just figure out how to let go the idea that you're going to die which really the one thing that [ __ ] with almost
everybody y the number one pervasive fear yeah it's I've had had that conversation yesterday with my 4-year-old it's very strange when they start to be aware that you know that people will cease to exist yeah that's a tough one so that's why they call it the vine of death actually it's one of the reasons is because iasa one of the first things it's going to do it's going to make you confront your death and if you're not ready for that you'll fight that and you'll you'll battle with that until the end but you got to just kind of get past that first step so fortunately the first session I had the last time a year ago got me through that and then the next one I was just brought to to what the shaman call the eighth Dimension they call it out that that's just the Paradigm that they Ed but it was just this unbelievably Lucid place where I had to get me there I you know I had a flotilla drawing smoke out of me and then I had another one that was shooting a beam of light under my tongue and then I just T yeah I it was the weirdest thing I've I've know I've since had some people say you know there's some Yogi practices where you absorb something another between underneath your tongue but I knew none of that now and I don't know if I necessarily subscribe to that even after reading it but there is some kind of literature about underneath the tongue but I just did it instinctively and this beam of light just goes piercing to my tongue yeah I wonder it's because sub uh um sublingual um drugs yeah it's a very it's a very strong absorption site like it's like the easiest way to absorb directly into your bloodstream so it it's was kind of an odd odd thing for me to do without thinking about it but after that happened I just burst into this other dimension and from that Dimension I could see people that I wanted to see I could scan my body I could look towards the future towards business towards anything and everything was just perfectly Lucid in this universe that didn't change no matter which direction I looked at and it was the incredibly profound life-changing experience in the last session did it seem when you were looking at like the world and all the different aspects of you of of your world did it seem like something you're creating in your mind
no it it really didn't at this time you know and and I've had I've had some s psilocybin experiences and some other different experiences that seem very much like an exploration on a ride through my own subconscious you know like going through the dream State Processing bad emotions bad feelings um but something particular about the DMT experience and the ioga experience transcends that kind of feeling like you're on a ride through Dreamland you know that really is your own mind you it felt completely different cuz I was so lucid I was so able to just navigate through a different space where only the shaman was sharing that space the rest of the people around me were just these spindles of light that I could kind of see through and I had full options to do whatever I want I even ran back to my cabin and shot a little video where I looked really kind of weird and a little bit freaked out but I was like I had to capture that moment CU I was worried that I was going to forget it so you got a video of you talking about what you just exp were you experiencing it currently while you I was experiencing it currently so I turned the camera on myself and I was like you know this is me I I'm an eighth Dimension it's a space of infinite possibilities and I'll show you there something like that but but I had such freedom to just do whatever I wanted in that it seems almost impossible to me that that was generated by my own mind so what do you think it is then I mean it is generated by your your own mind interacting with a drug so but does that drug act as a doorway to a new experience I think it does I think what DMT does is it opens up the Realms of POS like opens up the other dimensional Realms where there's knowledge and information that wants to come and you know access your brain you know you want to receive information from those other other dimensions and how it comes to you is generally it there's a there's a translation Gap you know there's no Rosetta Stone there so it comes through generally as pictures and these pictures can often be very confusing but it's really trying to translate information that that you're brain wants to get access to and the only way it knows how to do that is to show you pictures so you explore these pictures find answers um from you know
what I believe is another either the collective unconsciousness of all people or another dimension that's even higher that's beyond people that transcends people that's a wisdom older than people and I think that's kind of where you're accessing this information I think also there's also some component of your own of your own mind and Consciousness but I think DMT in particular is a is a pretty unique molecule that really allows access from you know some other spaces that are not self-generated it certain it certainly seems like that when you're doing it but nobody knows what the [ __ ] that really is what are you doing over there Brian looking up cat pictures okay let's not do that while the podcast going it's very distracting I'm looking at you on the screen um if you want to look up cat pictures just stretch us out so you don't have to be looking like a [ __ ] weirdo cat stalker in the corner um um when when you when you take it and you have that feeling though do you think it's possible that that feeling is just a drug and acting with your mind because that's like what the skeptic would say right sure it's certainly possible I mean you can't you how do you how can you rule that out and actually that's one of the things that you know and I'll get into that a little bit more in the second experience because the second experience this one I just got back from I had actual encounters with allies like different beings that were talking to me and that's the first time that's ever happened like the last time and they were giving you good advice yeah yeah they were giving me good advice do you do you think that that's possible that that's like part of your personality that's definitely possible that's possible you know what I mean like there's like some area of your personality that subconsciously needed to get expressed and so what it's done it's it's created a character sure that's going to guide you I mean I don't know look that's that's absolutely possible and I'm not playing Devil's Advocate I just really don't know I'm I I I certainly certainly has felt like when I've had DMT experiences that I was wasn't in the same place as I am now I felt like I was in a new world and I definitely also was kind of tweaked by the fact that I was myself I wasn't
drunk I wasn't stoned I wasn't I wasn't myself tripping balls I Was Myself seeing something that was impossible it's a weird thing how that experience hits you where it doesn't change your own personal Fe the way you feel physically the way your mind works it doesn't change that it just exp it seems like a doorway but I don't know what the [ __ ] is really going on it's it's interesting yeah so I'll tell the story of how I encountered these beings and then we'll we'll try and figure it out cuz I had a Lively debate I was actually down there with my friend bod and we had a lively debate he was on the camp that it was just you know parts of my own mind but for me I wasn't quite sure it seemed like I think that either or to be confident in either or is silly yeah exactly look Consciousness is created by chemicals okay you need all these different chemicals in order for a human being to have a mind that's functioning and this consciousness of the human mind has manifested a physical reality that is almost impossible to imagine when you think of airplanes and the internet and television and [ __ ] giant buildings and [ __ ] this are all come from chemicals chemicals have produced chain reactions they've produced they've set into motion a chain of events that have [ __ ] eaten every fish out of the ocean polluted everything you know figured out how to drop bombs that incinerate a half a million people at a time I mean this is all come from chemicals so why would we be tripped out that the idea that you introduce a different chemical and you literally change Dimensions I mean the the chemicals in this Dimension have changed the [ __ ] out of this place you know and that has done it in the form and the manifestation of human consciousness why wouldn't we think that another one that you add to human consciousness might Elevate you to some different place yeah and that's what I think the real shame about all the the drug laws that you know disallow these different Explorations because you know at this point it's just such a still such a small amount of people that are accessing this that are able to research it I mean the LeBron James of psychedelic tripping has not been discovered yet you know like he's like the person who can go go out there and
pick up information that's completely different and bring it back and solve some of these Mysteries it's just you know you got to have a basketball court on every every block to produce LeBron James you know and you got to have psychedelics legal you know to get enough of people to get the the super you know the super Explorer out there and have access to it yeah and I think also collectively we learn from each other's experiences I know that you know when I have had friends that have tripped and and came back and had a different perspective on themselves you know just absorbing their story and absorbing their experience and then you have your experience compounded with the information that they kind of gave you about their experience and it all builds up together when you're just by yourself alone in a [ __ ] cabin in Vermont and you're tripping your [ __ ] balls off with nobody to talk to you know it's like did you me what was that movie uh into the wild is that what it was where the kid goes up to Alaska and uh one of his uh one of his big things is he realizes he he can't have fun unless um he is with other people like you're not you you can't enjoy your life unless you're with other people like you the idea of going out social creatures yeah you can't just be in Alaska and go this is so beautiful I'm going to be so happy no you where is where is everybody doesn't matter how many fleshlights you have it's still not going to be fun yeah there's a show that I've been watching lately it's called Uh Mountain Men and this it's follows three different dudes one in Alaska one in Montana and one in North Carolina and the guy in Alaska man this [ __ ] is a trip this guy gets in a little float plane and he takes off and he he flies three hours into the woods where there's no one and he gets there and goes to his cabin and when he goes to his cabin then he has to take piece by piece his snowmobile he has to take the parts out and put them back together by the way it's 30 below zero has to put the parts but in the daytime has to put the parts on his snow machine together if there is a day depending on what time of year and then he drives 24 miles on a snowmobile 24 miles to check his string of traps and that's what he does every day he did it every day for months and he made
$4,000 $4,000 for doing like the hardest [ __ ] you've ever seen in your life this guy's first of all his his Trails will disappear because the snow will hit so by the time he turn Drive the trail can't see what the [ __ ] is going so he HS logs and breaks his and he's like if you get hurt out here you're [ __ ] like no really you're 3 hours by plane into Alaska there's no one there no one and this [ __ ] guy is driving around killing animals with these springy metal Contraptions and snap their heads in and he takes their skins and sells them whoa It's A Hard man yeah meanwhile the dude seems happy as [ __ ] that's the crazy thing about it the guy seems so happy he seems like he's having a great time and you know we were talking earlier about people who are on anti-depressants like what number of people are on anti-depressants and how weird it is when you're around someone who loopy on anti-depressants and you're like I wonder how much of our brain is just [ __ ] designed to be a hunter and gatherer and despite the fact that we've evolved way way past that Society the physical body isow slow as [ __ ] to catch up to technology yeah for sure I read a book uh by bertron Russell called conquest of happiness and he was a preeminent kind of 19 or 20th century philosopher and uh in that book he describes like a gardener that they had and and this Gardener he said was one of the examples of the happiest people he's ever seen and he lived in a very affluent kind of British Society um and he said one of the reasons his keys to happiness was every day he went out and he his job was to hunt rabbits because the rabbits would tear up the gardens so that was his daily challenge that he got to do and he was had like every morning he woke up and he's like those goddamn rabbits I'm going to [ __ ] get them you know and that was that for him was all he needed to every day have that challenge and have the ability to meet it and feel like he was making a difference that's what made him happy so similar to your mountain man you know he goes out and he goes after those animals and he has that challenge against nature challenge to catch the animals and and then come back and get it and I think that makes him happy but these people who have these jobs that feel like they
they're completely meaningless like what are you doing what are you creating it's monotonous it's the same day it's not a challenge anymore you're just clocking in I think that makes it even more more difficult to maintain happiness well everybody can't have the perfect life unfortunately for a society to work like this the only way to have a gigantic Society the way we have here is there's a lot of people have to do [ __ ] that sucks yeah they they have to and you get talked into thinking that you know you're going to get out of college all you need is just get a good job and you're going to be fine no no you're not going to be fine you're not going to be fine for eight hours you're going to be in pain every day it's not a lot of pain but it's a mild pain it's the kind of pain that makes you shoot up a post office if you absorb it for 30 years that's what it is it's just mild pain especially when you make the releases illegal you know I really think if you're going to be in that kind of situation there's a lot of people that are well if you do you better get out and [ __ ] camp on the weekends and go find nature again because that's part of what I think is another key probably why your mountain man is so happy because he's connecting with the natural world which I think is another big key so you better go out and [ __ ] camp on the weekends and every 6 to 12 months you know I believe that a psychedelic reset can be extremely valuable can kind of purge all of these kind of negative emotions that you felt and then you can kind of go do your job and check out and live for other things live for your girlfriend for your workout that you have at the end to get out of that [ __ ] job or bust your ass bust your ass read press Fields turning pro War get the [ __ ] out that's why ocean towns are so happy every time you go to Ocean town like it's always happy and positive and people are H you know like because they're humbled by Nature that's what that is see it every day you're humbled by Nature yeah I I agree with that mountain towns are like that too y they're they're nice people cuz they're humble they're humbled by Nature it's it's a different kind of humbling the mountain towns cuz it's a cold weather sort of butting down the hatches do you guys need help changing your flat you
know it's like that kind of happy but uh the the ocean towns are always like laid back cuz like you just look out of that ocean and go shut up [ __ ] can't nothing be important look at this look at this crazy puddle of water we're in front of yeah I tell you man San Diego I was there for ComicCon and you were also so beautiful like I I did that one bridge that humongous bridge that kind of goes around where it's just super high up it's Blue Water San Diego shits on La get those negative ions off the water it's weird how the weed I you do feel the we that marijuana of laws or at least its tolerance is completely different than what it is in Los Angeles oh yeah they have they have a really hard time putting up dispensaries there they keep getting shut down and then like like the people that work the doors are all exmilitary guys so they enforce it more you know it's like you can see how it just spreads like we could barely find a place to smoke a joint in San Diego near a comedy club you know at first we were like trying to go on the sidewalks and we got kicked off tches and yeah it's a lot trickier than it is in la la is so ridiculous right now now it's like folks who live in other parts of the world you don't realize how suppressed you are you come to LA and I mean and they keep talking about closing places down they they target after the big places that's what they do they target after places like Oaker Dam there's another place and and the good thing about these big places is those guys generate enough money to fight it in court and so hopefully some some good will come out of it but you have no idea how many there are you've no idea there's way more than there are Starbucks and McDonald's combined and when you hear the [ __ ] with the raids and stuff it's all if you look at the the the the [ __ ] like the why they got raided it's cuz they were operating without a license you know they weren there's so many there's so many places that are just they're breaking the laws no no no this with Tommy Chong said is right the one the one in in Long Beach where they the cops stepped on the kid's neck those [ __ ] yeah they didn't have a license and but the big ones they're getting the DEA is going after them because they have a lot of cash that's one thing they're stealing their money
they're going after them they take their pot and their money and you know good luck getting either one of them back and a year later your pot's not worth anything anyway stupid you know by the time you go through the legal [ __ ] yeah here's your pot by the way most of it's probably already smoked DEA probably smoked this [ __ ] out of your [ __ ] weed they resold it and then re reacquired it well Obama said that he was only going to go after people that weren't violating uh that were violating both state and federal law that's they said at first but they've since not they've not lived up to that cuz uh that Oaker Dam Place wasn't violating state law they're just you know they're it's a it's a [ __ ] they got to keep busy and it's an easy way to arrest people and not get shot you know go try and raid the meth lab with such confidence you know go try yeah you step into a [ __ ] meth lab dude you might get shanked there might be a dude hanging by his heels from the ceiling ready to drop on a cop cuz he's like that's what he does cuz he's methed out all day got a knife in his teeth yeah you don't want to do that kicking in a meth lab is dangerous they'll throw a grenade at you and blow it up right in front of them they're [ __ ] methed out they don't know what they're doing but cops when they go and break out a a medical marijuana store it's like you might as well be arresting babies you know nobody's fighting back you know meanwhile the cops are smashing the cameras and [ __ ] the whole thing's disgusting if this was a CVS Pharmacy that they get right down the street you would never think about doing that meanwhile those [ __ ] are bensing oxycottons on the regular people are coming in every day that are Stone Cold opiate junkies and CVS is just keeping them alive keeping them alive and giving them bottles of pills and some of them they Smash and snort and some of them they smoke and some of them they just take M and meanwhile the manical marijuana plays get on the ground you have plants you guys have flowers I think the biggest problem is the reason why it's not already legal is you can't patent po it's just too easy to grow too many people could do it so they can't control it and they can't monetize it the corporations can't do it
there's that for sure for sure I mean there's no other you have to follow the money in all of these cases and there's just no other good reason except I guess in some cases like ioga and iasa I mean nobody's going to do that [ __ ] for fun I mean it sucks you're puking you're [ __ ] you're like it's a it's a tough tough not everyone's growing tomatoes you know I mean that's true too even even easy yeah even easy [ __ ] like tomatoes it's fast also yeah celery grow some bamboo grow your own bamboo Bamboo grows like a [ __ ] inch a day it's constantly growing grows fast as [ __ ] nobody's growing it just make it cheaper you know it would be like being able to buy a pound for five bucks well the idea that you could be growing like lettuce and I can come along and say you can't grow lettuce if there was only two of us that would be so ridiculous you like what the [ __ ] are you talking about get get away from me I'm growing some lettuce if there was only two of us it would be n but if there's 300 million of us you can come up to me and say you can't grow marijuana yeah I'm be like what are you talking about why are you telling me what to do ever well the only reason why it seems like you should be allowed to tell somebody what to do is when there's you represent some giant group of people like there's a bunch and so this Bunch has decided they don't like you doing this and they haven't even decided it by the way you know it's like what it is is a bunch of a a giant group of people who are making money from other things and are worried that you're going to take away some of their profits with this plant that you want to grow so they go and they pay off the cops and they they literally do they give them money and then they they give politicians money they give it to them they give them millions of dollars and they say we want to make sure that this this position is supported and so they go out and they bust pot shops I mean it's really that simple and even even the male species of hemp you know we can't grow that in the United States I have to Source our hemp for this new protein that we got from from Canada and it comes in just the male species and it's I mean so easy to grow sustainable for the soil you don't need pesticides the protein it produces is one of the most nutritious proteins for you at all
the fibers you can use for clothes I mean and it's illegal to [ __ ] grow herec and it doesn't even [ __ ] it's not even psychoactive at all it's illegal to grow a plant that doesn't even get you high because it's related to a plant that gets you high that's food it's going to be even I mean you know God for God forbid there's some kind of hunger issue that comes from any kind of collapse or something like that but then you got a plant that's about the easiest [ __ ] to grow that can feed people and clothe people and you're like no no no no no we do not want that because why well because its sister makes people high makes people happy meanwhile they're selling oxycottons by the truckload they got truck passing each other on the highway filled with oxies everywhere you go oxies oxy what do you got there nothing just some pharmaceutical when bringing a CVS go on your way yeah I always thought is that a roach in your [ __ ] astray boy you know they'll pull you out and beat you if you have a roach in your astray but they'll they'll look at your papers and go what do you got enough oxycotton in there to kill a [ __ ] country yeah good I always thought it would be a good a good skit by some enterprising Pioneer to take a cop out to a cow pasture and find like a magic mushro that's growing in the cow pasture and walk with the cop and then just find the exact point where it becomes illegal to touch something that's growing out of the ground you know just bring him come up to it come close to it is this illegal is this illegal and then just touch it with your finger you pluck it do I own this now am I now I'm now a prisoner can you pet it I mean when at what point does he smack you in the face and handcuff you if you pick it up by the turd you hold the whole turd yeah I'm not even touching it I've got a shovel right shoveling the turd I mean just to find I mean it gets so absurd at that point you know when this natural substance becomes illegal they were legal in England for until really recently mhm but it's probably because Americans went there and took too many mushrooms and freaked the [ __ ] out ran down the streets like all right we got to stop this [ __ ] maybe or they just had too many good ideas who knows yeah hope
well hopefully that was the reason yeah but I guess you know there is some there's the the two promising Fields there's some pretty good research coming out John Hopkins had that one on psilocybin that was good maps is doing some good work some other people are doing good work but then the uh the Church of Santa daim won a big case um for uh iasa as a medical I mean as a religious Sacrament so that's kind of another angle that's kind of allowing some of these medicines um to get in through a loophole because you're allowed I know the Native American church already got peyote approved and then this church of Santa DME or either them or the edv I don't know they're both edv both are trying I think one succeeded one's in the works but something V how does the edv what do is it breakdown something the vegetal something like that yeah well for folks who don't know what these are is they're Christian groups that uh are from Brazil and they combine uh Christianity with iasa it's it's a very strange sort of offshoot of religion they take really highlevel psychedelic drugs and they sing songs about Jesus I have a friend who went he said it is crazy yeah he said uh there was there was a shaman down in the area that we were at who does that who combines who Blends you know Christianity with the traditional jungle beliefs of aasa so the beings that he's talking to sometimes you know it's some you know Spirit of mother iasa or whatever and other times it's straight sweet baby Jesus that he's that he's trying to talk to and that actually throws some people off I definitely prefer my my my Shaman to be straight straight jungle belie rather that really begs the question then what's going on what's going on is is Jesus real or is everything that you can imagine real and is your imagination concocting all this [ __ ] and is the imagination sort of being underestimated or downplayed or um maybe mischaracterized you know we look at the imagination as something that creates some [ __ ] something that's not real something that creates things that are imaginary you're make you get up they don't exist but maybe it's much more complicated than that maybe their imagination is a reality creating
frequency maybe it's a you know maybe it's something that actually do I mean from out of the out of the imagination comes everything right this [ __ ] computer didn't exist until somebody imagined it and then made it so it's and then also could be that these These are really archetypal forces so like if you're talking about you know St George or St Michael or Jesus you know you're just basically giving a name to a spiritual force that has certain characteristics and you call you're also giving them face a name and giving him a face yeah yeah yeah but it's all part happening there I think it might be all part of the translation mechanism you know it's communicating to you in the way that makes the most sense right to you you know but so let me let me get into the full story because I had some encounters with some entities Brian do you have the do you have the music might be kind of cool to cue this up so you can get a taste of what I was hearing as I was going through this uh and this is called what are they called called EOS EOS EOS and these are passed down grandfather to grandson and there songs that they sing while the iwasa ceremon is going on yep and they take the iwasa with you so they learn these songs while on iwasa and they sing the songs while on iwasa and also smoking the nicotina Rustica cigarettes which is a different type of tobacco yeah why does tobacco um play a part like they'll blow tobacco in your face yeah that's kind of a cleansing ritual the tobacco part but I think it also has some effect on opening up the reactors in your brain so it kind of activates the iwasa experience I think the I don't know I could do a little bit more research on the science behind it but I think the nicotine has some similar effect to the DMT reactors what amazing how many people are miscon um misinformed about nicotine like nicotine actually is good for you like nicotine is healthy for people who have bad hearts like it's like you could use it as a medication in some circumstances it's just smoking it with like 59 other chemicals is not so [ __ ] fantastic smoking it period you know natur when when you're getting a bundle out of the Jungle I think it's a little different yeah I think yeah and cigars are different too so anyway so they this guy's singing this thing you
you're tripping balls so this is this is this so the first time I had kind of a real physical Purge not too much to talk about I was nauseous the whole time I was puking and [ __ ] and it was more about my body getting prepared for for the second session so the second session I doubled up on the cups and it's about an hour and a half in and I'm listening this you're basically hearing what I'm hearing at this point in time the Shaman's kind of rattling his leaves and singing his songs and uh and then the experience starts to get rich like it did you know the time before and what appears to me is like a Nexus of energy right in front of me and unlike last time where things were coming at me snakes and Eels were just charging at me from all directions this time it was subtler I felt like I was looking into like a black hole or a wormhole what is that sound the whistling no the the background that's the uh I don't know the cricket type that's the insects in the jungle that's the insects in the jungle we're outside in the jungle yeah I mean this is the real jungle dude that just that alone yeah no it's I mean somebody got a rattle I'm like what is that is that a rattle no that's insect that's what Ohio sounds like at at at night I don't think Ohio sounds quite like the J no those insects I'm sure I mean there are some insects in Ohio there's some insects out here at night too but not so much you can hear on an MP3 player like that oh yeah oh yeah totally really yeah 100% maybe maybe the I don't know if it'll catch SC about the jungle sure I mean there's Jaguars and monkeys and all snakes anything like that no we did see a we did see a taper though as we were going through which is pretty cool oh wow yeah one those little aner guys but anyway so I appears to me as like a Nexus and it's nothing much has happening a phone yeah is there is there a NEX Google phone no but it's like a Vortex let's say like a Vortex and it's kind of swirled with some different colors purple and it's just kind of waiting there for me so I was like well I guess maybe I should ask something to come through it cuz nothing really was happening so I'm looking and I was like all right I'd like to be you know if
anything's out there on the other side you know please come to me and I say that to myself in my head and then bursting through comes this huge huge Dragon like this giant 10 the dragon head was just 10t right in front of me and it was a silver dragon in the kind of medieval stylings and it had fluorescent green and blue highlights and smoke was coming out of his nose and he was like clearly a fire breathing type of dragon and he goes he comes right up to me and he goes uh so you want to change the world and I go yes and he goes why and he's like flaming coming out of his mouth and I was like like cuz that's what I'm here for and he goes and laughs and for whatever reason I decided to take him like never- Ending Story and I just hopped on his back what at Point yeah so I hopped on the I hopped on his back and uh and he starts cruising you know and we're kind of cruising through and he goes so why do you want to change the world this sounds like a kids movie I know that's right it was fully Never Ending Story and I go I go uh to help people and then I thought that was a pretty good answer and he goes are you sure and then right there he like shows me a cross-section of my life and all my actions and what he showed me was is that even though ostensibly I do a lot of things to help people is always a serious component of propping myself up my own ego my own Persona my own kind of establishing my own self in the world for you know egoistic and pride reasons and it just showed me this like lucidly clear you know that there was a mixture of of my actions you know and he wanted to all yeah and he wanted to have me be aware that of where that boundary line lie and not to trick myself or confuse myself and thinking that you know what I was doing wasn't also for my own benefit I was like all right Dragon like like one point for you and then he so we're we're cruising so then we keep cruising and he starts to really get heated in the mouth like flame was trickling out and he goes is uh what do you want to destroy and he like swoops down and I was I was sure he was ready to just [ __ ] some [ __ ] up so I was like ignorance and I thought he was just going to lay the ground with fire you know and instead he goes shouldn't that be what you want to heal and I was like yep I guess you're
right Dragon so he was really like challenging me in these answers that I gave him which was a a pretty interesting kind of experience you know for for this other entity to be clearly you know showing me different SI and teaching me things that I clearly wasn't quite aware of maybe you were maybe you somewhere in the back of your head were aware of you know your shortcomings or not even not even shortcomings just slight bullshitting yeah exactly so he wanted to just carve away all that nonsense and then and then show me the rest so the dragon I was still on his back and he drops me off in the woods right so he drops me off in the woods and I and I'm walking through the woods okay so you wait a minute how did you get to the woods though I'm on the drag back full Never Ending Story imagine the you really in the woods you're really in the woods I'm in the jungle but whatever this how did you really get there though you really didn't fly around in a [ __ ] Dragon did you well in my mind I did I was cring on a dragon and then all of a sudden he drops me off and I hop off I don't don't know the the details of how I got off the dragon into the woods are I wonder what was really going on while you what would I have seen are you on the dragon now I'm off the dragon dragon let me off what would uh I wonder what I would see if I saw you doing that would you just be walking and I be what are you doing teaching me so much about myself like what [ __ ] Dragon are you talking about man yeah exactly so anyway so he I Dismount from the dragon somehow and I'm in the woods and I see a bear and the bear has a big giant Crown this sounds like a terrible idea to be tripping your balls off in the jungle yeah wandering Through the Woods by yourself and I'm assuming it's night time too right yeah it's night time well I'm I'm laid out this is all happening in this is all happening in my mind okay so you're not even moving I'm not even moving no I'm fully you weren't actually in the woods no no I'm I'm on my back in the jungle in the physical world and then in the in my mind's eye yeah now I feel bad my mind's eye so I thought you were saying you were walking around for real that's a little scary yeah that's a little scary so I get dropped in like a forest and it was like a woodsy forest like a
Colorado type Forest different than the jungle and uh I see a bear and the bear has a gold crown on its head and a bunch of gold chains all over it like Mr te bear Mr te bear exactly and the bear is kind of struggling and I see kind of like a ghost of the bear like the spirit of the bear and it's trying to leave the Bear's body it's trying to like venture out but it's stuck and then the bear catches side of me and that's the crazy another crazy thing about seeing these beings it's like the bear like turns to look at me and like notices me you know it's not like he was waiting for me there he's like oh here you are you know like you just showed up so he turns to me and he goes I remember before all this crown in all these chains when I was just a bear and I could run free in the woods and I was like okay okay I get it and basically what he was trying to tell me was is that you know don't ever let money and wealth or anything tie you down and like keep you from your freedom and expressing what your real nature is you know and it's really kind of like a Buddhist sentiment that he was tell that's a difficult thing for people to do it sounds like such a noble task when you're poor the real problem is once you actually get money you know one of the big things that happens to people when they get money is they they're scared of not having money so they start doing things they think like um like they'll like especially like I see this with Comics they like start saying things they think people want to hear or they start uh you know like avoiding any sort of controversy that might get them in trouble or moving away from anything that might be controversial because they want to keep this money coming in you know I got a career now I got to keep my career coming and the bear becomes no longer a bear in this analogy Bear's got gold chains on looking like a [ __ ] yeah exactly did this bear ask you for a picnic basket he might have it got real gay it did get real gay after that I mean so so at that point like I I don't know somehow was able to like free the Bear's Spirit after he said that and we went like frolicking through the woods it real was your boy he was my boy after that so we like Cruis around and then the final visitation from this being is I was cruising through the forest like
hopping over logs it was very like Robin Hood cartoon style you know Little John and Robin Hood through the forest type of program and then so up you know and then all of a sudden I see an eagle up in the sky and i' like raise my Consciousness to the eagle any it was really like a dream state so anything's possible you know so I just kind of float up to the eagle and the eagle looks at me and I'm cruising along the eagle says do you know how I see so well and I said no he says because I see through everybody else's eyes and I took a moment to sing in and what he was showing me there was that all often when we try and imagine what people are thinking or feeling we have our own bias we don't actually truly see through their eyes like imagine what their fears and motivations and weaknesses even the people that we don't like we always see them with this kind of biased look like oh that dude's a [ __ ] idiot but you know if we really try to get into their eyes you can learn something about that person and learn something about the World by actually dropping all of your kind of own ego and really assuming the eyes of whatever else you're you're trying to look at whether it's an animal or a person or something like that I've tried that I've tried that with a lot of people I tried that especially with people that I don't like yeah I was try to figure out how they got that especially once I had kids once I had kids and I started looking at people completely different cuz I looked at them as babies and became adults so I looked at this weird process like I used to see someone who was weak I'm like you you [ __ ] weak [ __ ] what wrong with you that's what I would think and now I look like wow what happened how' you get how'd you get to this spot where you don't you know you don't have any courage or you don't have any whatever you know whatever it is or you hate or you're you know you're racist what what whatever's broken on you how' you get there yep and that's a really valuable way to do it and also I'm sure for comedy you know you have to put yourself into the laughers eyes and Consciousness to a certain degree too right I don't know man that I don't try to do I just try to do [ __ ] that I think is funny and I hope they agree cuz I could not I mean it's to there too many people too yeah
too much of a different swath of people yeah and too many people have their own take on what's funny and what's not it's like what happens when you get a television show and uh then you get a a whole slew of producers that have an opinion over what the character should be doing and what what's funny and what's not funny then it almost always goes to [ __ ] I mean until one strong voice sort of takes over it's very hard to express your own sense of humor but try to express the sense of humors of a bunch of other [ __ ] other random people but yeah yeah now that makes sense but you know I guess so for me there was these three lessons from these three clearly seemingly you know different entities and uh and so yeah the question is you know were these part of my own Consciousness teaching me these lessons or were these did they all have the same voice no the dragon they all sound the same the bear and the dragon were close but they the dragon was really I couldn't even mimic that voice it was like that booming like you're too close to the festival speakers bass kind of voice and the bear was just like like a man bear man voice I don't know and the eagle was the eagle was uh little bit more normal but uh but yeah similar similar voices I mean if you had to [ __ ] one of those animals which one would have been I just for Pride I yeah I just say did I I find that that's those themes reoccur uh with me over and over again just when I eat pot those those those themes all the themes of um of reality you know what are you what are your what's your real motivation when you're doing things what is your uh what's your real experience with other people and how much how much of like disputes you have with people how much of it is your fault yeah you know so I would think that if you take a hallucina you know I'm sure you have the same thoughts you know you try if you try to better yourself you know if you're trying to move your life in a more positive direction you're going to have the same sort of key stumbling roadblocks I think you know in the in the the mind like how much of my ego is holding me back how much of my perception of reality is distorted and that's holding me back sure so you would think that a a a drug you if it was just something that would make you see Jesus
or dragons you know that maybe that's what it is like these themes and that it's it's spelled out to you because the drug thinks you're an idiot so it's like show them a bear yeah exactly it comes to you in a way that you can we are idiots I mean that I mean I don't mean that in any disrespectful way at all but when I feel one of the things that I feel most certainly when I do uh DMT or or something along those lines is that I'm a [ __ ] idiot that's one of the it's a humbling experience it's very I was extremely humbled after those visitations CU you think that you got it all right and then it shows you someone like the dragon comes along and just like uh nobody like you were a little off so here's the truth and now come to terms with it and you're like oh [ __ ] you can have it right it's part of being a human you know like the dolly Lama doesn't even get laid he doesn't have it right he doesn't have it right he's never got he doesn't [ __ ] he doesn't [ __ ] he doesn't get his dick sucked he doesn't get his balls and that's why he's not an effective leader how are you fully going to trust stupid I don't think he eats meat either he can go [ __ ] himself do you think of like those crazy homeless people though that are sitting there talking having fullon conversations with dragons do you think that's there's a big connection to actually feeling that and seeing that and open your brain up to that to that guy a real it's a real good question really and you'd be uh disingenuous to uh to not address it because I think the the what we said before what's going on with those people in our medical idea you know the medical communities version of it is that there's an imbalance it's a chemical imbalance they have issues they have whatever it is they're psychotic they're they're you know paranoid schizophrenic whatever the the diagnosis is where going on on a limb and saying that there's some sort of chemicals that are out of whack there well it's the brain's just a soup of chemicals it's an neurotransmitters receivers whatever the [ __ ] the brain itself is the neurons all of it together mushing around if one of those is out of whack you know and one of those is out of whack cuz you're crazy or one of those is out of rack cuz you're at the at a Hut in the [ __ ] jungle you took
some crazy [ __ ] which is a soup of some roots that [ __ ] blow your neurotransmitter levels out of the water like this shit's coming out of your ears I mean what is what what's really happening there is it might not be much different than what that guy's experiencing at the bus stop well I mean the the cont the quality of content is actually a different well certainly your brain is a healthy brain can bring you back to Baseline on a DMT Flash in 15 minutes iasa is a little longer because it's absorbed by the stomach and so it's sort of a slower process the what what iOS is is an orally active version of dimethyl tryptamine which is the most powerful psychedelic drug known to man which is also produced by your own brain yeah that's the weirdest part about it is that it's in all these different plants it's like in grass and all these [ __ ] leaves and squirrels make it it's everywhere yeah it is there's a small amount in everything the leaves that they choose in the jungle they choose a leaf called chacruna which is one of the strongest DMT containing plants in in the jungle but actually there's other plants like the ACAA plant from Australia which has an even much higher DMT content than that you can make an iasa out of other different things like you could use a Syrian Rue in AAA to make a different iwasa type R you experience you have a different quality visual experience well that was one of the things they say about the um the idea of the Psychedelic experience is that when you're taking it you're taking in the experiences of all the other people who have also experienced a psychedelic drug and as you do mushrooms you are actually contributing to the library of mushroom experiences yeah the the collective unconscious of all of that whole it becomes the spirit of the mushroom or the spirit of the iasa that's generally how they talk about it you know where else that AAA bush is in large quantities Israel oh yeah the burning that's what they believe was the burning bush that this is scholars believe this legitimate guys who aren't even psychedelic Scholars cuz those are SLI iy Scholars those psychedelic SCH some of them some of them a little sketchy but um this there's a a recent thing where these guys from uh some major university in Jerusalem were
talking about how they believe that Moses receiving the Ten Commandments from God and God taking the form of The Burning Bush was most likely a a bush that contained psychedelic chemicals like smoking the AAA Bush makes sense it totally makes sense so many of those mystical experiences make perfect sense if you put that if you put him in a psychedelic drug perspective I mean that is the most obvious one ever though okay it's a burning bush they they not they're not calling it anything else it's a burning bush and it just so happens the ACAA bush has the highest concentration of DMT any plan in the world and it grows all over the [ __ ] place right where this dude saw God you know but what Bush do you think it was burning it was probably that bush I bet if you burned a bush and [ __ ] got over it and sucked it all in I bet you would see the same [ __ ] Moses especially if you were hungry if you're walking around fasting or doing whatever balls off anyway yeah yeah absolutely I think of great many of the religious experiences that people have had can be um connected to psychedelics including like Mayan art and Egyptian art cuz one of the creepiest things that I found is that especially on mushrooms I have seen a lot of like Mayan things I've seen like a lot of like Mayan imagery and like freshly painted Mayan uh hieroglyphs like you see that sort of imagery and you wonder what came first the chicken of the egg because you know these [ __ ] were eating mushrooms like crazy I mean they they were living in the jungle where these things grow they look like dinner plates if you've ever seen them and Mexico had one of the richest traditions of of mushroom use sure you know that's where Gordon Watson first found out about it and all these different Shaman in Mexico take people on these Journeys to you know the spirit world using these uh these these [ __ ] dinner plate sized mushrooms that's one interesting thing about the psychedelics that make it seem like it's not your mind like someone can take iasa anywhere in the world the desert the mountains the city whatever and they're almost always going to have similar visions of snakes and the jungle and these different being Jaguars always goes back to the Jungle you know how is that how is that possible if it's just
solely being mind created it seems like that's where it gets weird and that's why even with these beings like you know I was laughing with uh with Mitch Schultz I was talking to him the other day and uh and we we were saying you know if the LeBron James of iasa came along he could go to these entities and figure out what they do when they're not teaching people [ __ ] you know if they're real because they whenever they appear they're always trying to teach you something or tell you something like what are they doing do they like hang out and play around like play board games or like what do they do in their life like how do you get to that point where you can experience more than just taking a lesson and that would be the way to determine whether these are just you know ways that your mind is communicating with itself or whether these things have a life outside of this dactic purpose that they have it feels like you're popping your head into somewhere you're not supposed to be that's it always feels like you're like what am I doing here and they're like what are you doing here you know exactly oh you're back oh you're back it's weird that they they communicate with you and sometimes in sentences and and words you've heard before yeah it might be a a delay in your inner conscious you know how you you can like if you listen to your inner conscious talking and imagine the drug just slows down your ability to uh receive your inner conscious voice and so it sounds like it's somebody else but it's really yourself in your inner conscious talking to yourself it could be yeah it could be it could be a lot of different things for sure you know um it I think one of the first DMT trips that I had one of the the weirdest feelings about it all was that it the idea of being connected to everything sounds like such [ __ ] hippie [ __ ] sounds like nonsense you know say we are here but we are connected to everything it's I'm not feeling that you know I don't I know that that might be real but for whatever reason I don't really feel that I don't feel the subatomic particles I don't feel the atom I don't feel the cell I don't I just feel me and I know that I'm breathing air but I don't feel the fact that the air is connected to all these it's all a soup of things but when you have the DMT exper
one of the things that it does is it strips what whatever you're experiencing while you're tripping your balls off it strips away the physical presence of things and it's almost like the world of you know here's the ground and here's the air and here's a tree and here's a building that world is replaced by a world where nothing has any matter yeah nothing has any physical matter but everything is everywhere everything is everywhere and you're in the middle of it and there's no no ends and there's no beginning there's no roof there's no floor it's just one thing it's all a part of one thing and you're in there scrambling trying to make sense of it and these things come out of nowhere that are essentially constantly changing as you're watching them so you're not even sure what the [ __ ] it actually is MH and you know it might be your own mind it might be your own mind trying to make sense of the whole thing but and they're trying to give you information one of the things they try to tell you is to try to to stop don't freak out and try to suck it all in try to take in as much as you can because you know this is crazy and um they tell you they love you too that's like it's always a big thing like love you like the one of experiences that I had they they sang to me like a child they had this song I Love You 600 million 500,000 times which is like how a kid would say something and then they would go look at this and they would show me something [ __ ] insane something where you you couldn't look at it like it was too beautiful to look at and then it would say it again like I love you you 600 million 500,000 times look at this and every time I was look at this like I was cry I remember crying cuz what I was looking at was too impossible to to nothing could be that beautiful and every time they would say look at this it would get a million times more beautiful was it was just taking my breath away I couldn't breathe I was like it was very very strange but it was it was very very very positive the the experience all over was very POS and so much of it was like dude relax yeah relax like this whole thing is first of all Way Beyond your control way bigger than you think and it's going to be fine like that was like that was like a big a big theme that if anything that I learned from it uh I I learned that I
learned I think I did I got I think DMT made me a nicer person I think I learned how to chill out more sure it's really valuable that way actually the just speaking about what you were saying that so the third time I drunk I didn't have any particularly crazy Visions but for 3 hours I like the the hut that I was in everything else melted away and I felt myself dissolved into the floor of the Jungle and I was like the yeah the bugs and the worms were crawling through me like the air was it was like I was no longer a physical being and I was absolutely one with the jungle and I was asking I was like hey does the dragon want to show up does anybody want to come but nobody wanted to come it was just like literally three hours just breathing with the jungle and I left that and I was like it was just a really grounding and connecting experience but it was almost at that point I think the message to me was like you know we're done teaching you silly little lessons like you know take this be grounded be humbled be connected and go off and and do you know do your work do what you need to do that I's version of get it together [ __ ] yeah yeah it was it was just really so peaceful and so but I remember you know all of the things that normally would creep me out the creepy crawlers of the jungle you know you look at the ground in the jungle and it's alive you know there's ants moving all kinds of [ __ ] that was that was me that was in my body and I was just totally relaxed and disintegrated and that was a really kind of powerful medicinal effect the vine of thorns sliding down a Vine of thorns to your death naked naked that was the [ __ ] up part I was like why do I got to be naked like why does it take my genitals first like for what reason it's just shredding shredding them how much pain were you in you you don't feel the physical pain but you you have that kind of horror yeah the horror of your genitals being mutilated as you sliding down a Vine of thorns so it can get intense but you just got to you got to remove yourself from that kind of angst you know and just witness and allow that's the Mantra anybody is going through any of these experiences just witness it and allow it to happen wow whatever it may be but you know I the last experience I did was the ioga experience and this one really kind
of Drew some counterpoints to those two experiences they're so wildly different and I think I touched on this last time because I was fresh from aboga but um iasa will show you some things that you have no [ __ ] clue what it means like one of the Visions I had after the dragon the bear the eagle is I was on this Viking ship and I was rowing through this sea this moonlit sea you know I'm like all right sweet I'm on this ship I I don't know what's going on and then all of a sudden the ship peels out and heads straight towards the moon so we're going straight towards this giant blue moon and this Moonlight is like bathing me and then this purple orb comes drifting out of the Moon and it's drifting towards me drifting towards me and I open my mouth and I eat it just and then I was like wow that was significant that must have done something but I nothing happened I don't know what it was it was like your balls off that's it that was it and then the whole time even to this day I mean the best explanation I had was maybe it had something to do with like the feminine energy of the moon but I don't [ __ ] know I have no clue if that had any meaning at all or if it was just some random trip did you say the feminine energy of the Moon why would you think the moon femin I know I don't know I'm that's what I'm saying I'm reaching for straws just reaching for straws I mean it is feminine everybody uh loves that that that that feeling that way of dis distinguishing things the feminine energy of the forest yeah who knows but you know but that's the difference between aboga like aboga will tell you like hey what it doesn't bother with the pictures of this strange moon in this purple orb like yo this is the truth like and it's in kind of your own voice but iasa will give you things I mean some things were very poignant and you know taught me a lesson like the things with the Allies but it's all these other visions that you left like what the [ __ ] was that yeah you know so it can be it can be a challenge in in some of that some of that regard but the physical experience you feel how connected you feel how cleansed you feel because afterwards after that third session he took one of his cigarettes uh the nicotina Rustica cig cigarettes and he blew it like down my spine and like on
the top of my head and in different Key Parts and I was like I wasn't even that nauseous that whole time the third time I felt very comfortable I got back to the room and just [ __ ] lost it like I felt like I was heaving some giant ball of something from like the depths of my soul I don't know what was going on it hit my mouth so hard that I exploded vomit from my mouth and my nose and there's nothing worse than stomach acid in Old iasa blasting out of your nose at the same time and at the same time my eyes are watery I can hardly see there's no electricity in the bathroom CU we're you know there they run the generator like 3 hours so then I have to like turn around and like blast some [ __ ] in the toilet too and it's like this brutal like Savage cleanse wow you know and I and that somehow it seemed triggered by whatever kind of you know cigarette cleansing thing he did the next day cuz I saw him the next morning and he just had this big smile on his face and he asked me in his broken English and Spanish you know how was last night and I was like what the [ __ ] man like he's like tobacco and just nods and laughs and Pat me Pats me on the back and keeps tobacco makes you throw up and [ __ ] yourself I don't know I mean whether the tobacco is a vehicle for some kind of Trigger or whether it itself did something whatever happened I had like the most intense Purge that I've ever had in my life like Savage and that was his attention while doing it so was it Menthol it does have a different maybe it wasn't tobacco you know maybe that was what he like quote unquote tobacco it was really some kind of poisoned you son but it was it was potent and that's that's something that I think that's why they call it the master medicine because you feel like you purge all of these different poisons from your body Jesus Christ it seems like you should be able to do that in America yeah absolutely so ridiculous you have to get on a canoe to do this absolutely go all the way to Peru she be able to do it in she's be able to get a nice hotel get a steak go somewhere nice a resort it's just it's really Preposterous I mean that to think that people would be abusing I mean it's not [ __ ] fun like it's it's valuable it's medicine it's like you do it with a you know with with
intention nobody gets through it unscathed you're going to learn something yeah it's like I don't I I've never heard of anybody that has had like a real deep psychedelic Journey that didn't come back and go well I gotta [ __ ] rethink everything I've never I don't know anybody that has a real one yeah you know I mean if you and if you don't Jesus Christ what [ __ ] hope is there for you right you know right you godamn Dollard if you're uh you know if you're able to do that in cities if there was places where you could go get your [ __ ] together we'd have way more people with their [ __ ] together totally it's the counterbalance it's like the way to counterbalance all of this you know living in an apartment and you know grinding and strip malls and and doing [ __ ] you don't like ex doing [ __ ] you don't like because it doesn't doesn't mean that every you know everybody can't live the perfect life but guess what you're not everybody okay the world's going to keep going as as it always has with or without you it's going to be going there too many you're not that important okay so if if that is the case it is possible for you you the individual then again this whole thing might be your imagination I might be a creation of your imagination as you hear this I might not even exist okay I might be here just to get these words into your mind to so somehow or Another You Zig left when everybody wants you to Zig right you know this just maybe that's what it is brain in skeptical question I'm not real I'm not real I am you're real joean godamn it you're real I am the influence for you to to stray from the you know you know how they uh there was an old debate you know that was that was a popular debate for a while amongst philosophers the are we real how do you know if we're real and there was a famous case where one philosopher someone was you know going off on that how you have no you don't know that you're real you don't know that I'm real whatever and he takes off his glove and he slaps the guy slaps the guy across the face was like was that real and that maybe not the you might have [ __ ] needed that guy in his imaginary words slap in the face so he get done that's the that's the only way you can effectively combat that argument it's a
weird idea man I mean you think about you're you're tripping your balls off in iasa and certain people are seeing Jesus you know and then other people are seeing Jaguars and they're seeing things they're scared of or things that they Revere these idea I'm am not convinced that the imagination only has the power to create things then manifest them in the real world with actions it might have a a secondary power it might be have an actual power of creation I don't know what the [ __ ] happens when you leave my house I'm pretty sure you get in your car and you go to your you know life and you go and do your thing and hang out with your girlfriend and get in your car and and I'm pretty sure you do the same thing but I'm not positive yeah I'm not really positive about any of this and I'm not positive that as you move in a certain direction that you know you're you're the same person every step of the way you're the same you there might be an infinite number of yous with every single decision you make branches off into another you in another way and another version another reality and all these realities intertwine with each other and then we meet you know that's why sometimes you run into someone it's like you've been on a path and you've been on a journey and this [ __ ] has been on a different thing you know not the same as you less you know less self self- objective less uh self-analytical and you know maybe maybe self-destructive and then you're around them it's like how did I ever hang out with you like you're we're live we live in a different world you kind of do maybe you kind of do live in a different world maybe you the idea that time is this one flat linear thing that we're all sort of living our lives in in this one sort of band maybe that's not real maybe it's like just like the DMT Dimension maybe it's just a [ __ ] great big giant soup of potential universes that are constantly shifting and we just flip back and forth from one to the other and move through them like a ghost yeah that's a it's so hard to say I mean I I particularly like the Paradigm that the shamans have there in which case they describe you know all of these different dimension Dimensions as the layers of an onion and each person has a toothpick that pierces all the
different layers of the onion and so that you're occupied in your Consciousness on the first you know tangible layers which Encompass the first through the fourth you know space and time basically that's what you're conscious of and then the fifth part of the toothpick is you move up to another layer that's the dream state that's the collective Consciousness and then the sixth and seventh uh Dimensions those have the the disembodied non-human entities that you interact with like the floats that I found were from the seventh they would call the dragon and other other these other things that you see you know the people singing you child songs and those are beings of the sixth Dimension and then the eighth Dimension is this kind of oversight Dimension where you can actually manipulate all the dimensions beneath it and see you know see everything it's like the highest van point where you can see and uh the dimension of imminent possibility where you can basically do what you're saying with your imagination believe things into reality from the eighth Dimension you know imagine things into reality has anybody ever had an experience from the eighth Dimension where they imagined some reality and then manifested it and then wrote about it um I this is where sham idea yeah the shaman the shaman do you know and have and that's where they say they got the idea to create iasa and they get these they get these messages and these different herbal treatments and you know it's from these eighth Dimension teachings that they have but you know again I think there hasn't been enough of that but it's because there's not enough [ __ ] people who have the skills able to do that to also not only get there but then communicate the idea to a mass Market you know I mean it's just such a limited swath of people who are able to access that Dimension a and then B to have that to cross-section that with the amount of people who could then think of something bring something back and express it it starts to get really small numbers so it's so funny how many people who are productive members of society who are interested in personal growth who are all disciplined getting their [ __ ] done would never consider doing drugs to further themselves yeah they would never even
consider the possibility yeah it sounds like [ __ ] it sounds like an excuse to do drugs but really the greatest leaps I've person personally experienced have been after psychedelic trips for sure absolutely you know I was watching the I watched the ray CW documentary Transcendent man have you seen that one oh yeah and uh it occurred to me you know he's always looking for these different Technologies to answer some two basic questions one he wants to conquer death and two he wants to kind of revive his father's memory I mean those are big overriding forces he also has a lot of altruistic goals and he's an absolute genius no doubt about it but he's overlooking some very basic technologies that have been around forever and these Technologies are the psychedelics like I really truly believe that you can look at those as a technology you know and the technology of iasa can get him over his fear of death and show him that you know there is an eternal part of him and everybody that's going to extend past this meatsack that we're currently walking around in but he's ignoring that technology because he's bought into the lie that this is a drug and this is bad you know and and the aboga technology could get him direct access to the memory of his father so even if he wasn't really talking to his father I haven't made up a decision as to whether you're actually accessing these people or just conversing with their memory he's at least going to be able to access the memories that he's trying to bring back through technology he'll be able to access them he'll be able to communicate with his father and find his own have yeah have some cathartic peace from those from those experiences but because you know some body in their higher knowledge has said oh these things are Al in the United States where you know they're legal in different places but illegal here he's completely ignored those Technologies and it's been you know something uh that's really sad for his life maybe good for all of ours because he's been rapidly pushing forward other Technologies to get there and so he's Advanced humankind dramatically where maybe he wouldn't have if he had had access to these other things but it's really interesting how a
genius like that can be so focused on one area and then just ignore something that's so right there in front of them been around for thousand years well it's almost impossible to know everything about everything I mean it is impossible to know everything about everything and you know a guy like that is obviously very driven and very successful and he's a he's a guy who works very hard he's a very non-nonsense sort of a guy and I think that guys like that they look at drugs as being a way to derail yourself yeah you know it's a self-indulgent sort of self-destructive activity propaganda yeah poor fools yeah propaganda it's a it's a bummer I actually had another thought this is kind of changing the subject a little bit but I think I have my I developed my own version of The Singularity I think you know he has a very kind of technological kind of view of when that's going to happen when man and machine become indistinguishable and you know I I follow a lot of what he's saying I think that you know I think that nanotechnology could eventually take over the immune responsibilities and the you know computational responsibilities that we currently have like I'm I'm fine with that right um but I don't believe that's really the singularity cuz I certainly do believe in an eternal part of us and I think that the real Singularity is going to come when we advance to the stage where we can consciously take that Eternal part and choose which body we want to be in and whether we want to be in it or not so we that whole death you know the myth of death when you know we think we die and we think it's all over that's really a transition when we transcend that and we can just take our spirit and say okay I'm going to live in this body for a little while and then okay I'm done with that body I'll take the take my spirit and push it into another body and so that Consciousness never experiences the memory loss never experiences that lack of connectedness with everything else I think for me you know that is that that is the true Singularity and I think that Singularity would come when you really push the advances in this kind of psychedelic exploration you know I don't think that comes from technology maybe we do have to extend our lives another 500 years to be able to get there you know and
Technology can help us extend our lives for 500 years or whatever but I think ultimately the big advances that are going to take us to that complete Paradigm shifting level are going to come from you know manipulating molecules like DMT and how they interact with the brain and transcending and being able to master these altered extra States Of Consciousness yeah I think that the technology is sort of a psychedelic experience it's just a really slow moving one but it's a what what psychedelics do is they dissolve boundaries and they create the impossible in front of you and that's sort of humbling to the ego and provide you with a limitless source of information that's the internet I mean the internet the internet that is psychedelic defined the internet is psychedelic you know it's just it's not a big hallucination so we sort of mistake the concept of what what is psychedelic but the the technology for sure is changing everything and providing people with things that to them uh will be a regular part of their every everyday life but just hundred years ago we're impossible and science fiction and insane you know and then it just becomes normal you just get used to it if we stay alive for a million years what is this going to look like I mean you know what I mean I mean it will look psychedelic it it'll look like a goddamn DMT Flash the world will look like something that we can't even wrap our heads around we all have Google goggles on and we're walking around reading each other's auras and you know there's new scanners that they're introducing at the TS say that are going to be able to uh scan what you've had to eat that day like literally there'll be something like is that for is that for like drug mules that are for everything Co balloons for not only that well they'll be able to tell if people are High they'll be able to tell if you're intoxicated if you're drunk if you're on pot whatever they'll they'll be able to scan Mo oh yeah well that's what it is this lack of privacy is no longer problem but it's now reality it's it's it's slowly changing from you know like what are we going to do when the government can read your email too everyone's going to be able to read your email you know it's there's not going to
be any information that you can share or that you can hide rather it's going to get to a point where every thought that you ever have is able to be accessed it's going to be ones and zeros they're breaking the wall yeah it's going to finally reach the convergence that's the real technological singularity right the idea that we all converge you know yeah but then not not with some malicious bad running [ __ ] like well like we have right now yeah well we got to figure that out that's that's got to they they have to catch the [ __ ] up because the only reason why they're a malicious parent is because they're ignorant they haven't had these experiences which is why I've said before like you should never be a [ __ ] president or any kind of leader unless you've had a massive psychedelic experience and people say that that's ridiculous I mean to the uninitiated me saying that is like oh that's Rogan being silly you know he's just talking nonsense the [ __ ] cage fighting commentator he likes extreme [ __ ] yeah no no rationally like who the [ __ ] are you to try to change the world unless you haven't improved the world you don't even you're going to keep playing the same stupid godamn game see what the [ __ ] dragon has to say about indefinite detention we you love to see Barack Obama just a a [ __ ] Hut filled with Barack Obama George Bush Jr George Bush Senior wolf of witz Rumsfeld and they were all iers they would be puking out little [ __ ] demons I'd rather see them on ecstasy that be hilarious yeah but on easy they're not going to I mean they'll be nice to each other for a few hours and they have headaches and [ __ ] nuke somebody for it yeah then the serotonin will deplete themselves and they'll be [ __ ] more cranky than ever but if you got him on like a real session a five five or six session month long journey just take leave them out there and just at the end of it how do you feel Mr woloz yeah just thinking about all the Millions of deaths they've they've caused that could have been avoided all the babies inq with no leg they may not they may not come back from the jungle they may feel like they just [ __ ] can't they're going to go for a walk until a Jaguar gets them that's it sacrifice even a Jaguar probably
wouldn't get Dick Cheney like what am I going to do with this old [ __ ] Jaguar proba want to eat people that are that old yeah po this is poison old cheeseburger eating douchebag probably smells like ass imagine how bad that smells to a Jaguar yeah couldn't be good on his second heart the Cayman would get him they don't give a [ __ ] Cayman will eat anything oh yeah yeah they will right yeah they're they don't get that big though do they not too big they're not that they're not that scary they they can get like 10 feet 10et yeah but can kill you 10 feet could kill you but they're not that they're not that aggressive they're not like yeah they're not like the Crocs it's weird how parts of the world like some parts just develop too too much cattle they de too many ulent animals too many hooved animals they're like all right bring in the monsters we got to get the monsters have to chase down these 50 mph running cows and kill these [ __ ] things I mean everywhere you look that has too many cows too many you know too many whatever it is whether it's analou or water buffalo there's crocodiles there's wilderbeast there's crocodiles there's Lions it's it's all like it's almost like nature goes stop just do you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you won't stop stop [ __ ] and eating grass all right all right bring it in send the monsters but in you know in the the Amazon there's no cattle you know so they're like yeah little crocodiles little ones Little Cayman yeah snakes [ __ ] the fish snakes we don't we don't have like herds of cattle wandering through the rainforest that you have to minimize no there is a very you do get a very balanced sense you know like like nature got it right there when you're in the jungle you know like every inch is covered in life and the life is all kind of working together it's pretty it's a pretty cool feeling sad as [ __ ] when you fly over the areas that have been chewed up we we flew into Brazil and there's areas where you fly over where you can see where they've uh chop down big swats of the rainforest and it's like wow that's no joke like that's a lot like they they've cut a lot of [ __ ] trees down man and that rainforest is not growing back where they cut it down I mean it's not doesn't grow back there it
doesn't it dries up and that's it it needs the mo you mean it's like a self- sustaining sort of an environment the rainforest is and when you chop it down it's not like it just builds back up but that ground gets dry there because it's constantly exposed to Sun it changes everything it changes the whole Ball Game Y it's really uh it's really sad it's really kind of [ __ ] up how many years would it take to grow all that back eventually it would grow back would it seven and would it eventually I mean would it I mean well I don't know if it would I mean I think you know where the Nile Valley is used to be at one point in time of rainforest yeah it used to be Lush look at it now it didn't grow back it became [ __ ] sand in a desert that's true weather patterns might have had something to do with that but I was watching a [ __ ] up documentary on neander TS that may or may not be [ __ ] seems like it's [ __ ] according to a lot of these uh science people have debunked it but it's really cool it's too bad that it's [ __ ] because he uh he wrote this thing about neander talls uh that we sort of um I think the word is anthropomorphize you uh sort of give animals human characteristics right and uh he Compares a human skull with an Neal skull it's really fascinating that that first of all you know we we see images of neander TS they always look like people like kind ofo caveman yeah yeah exactly but which is like Ari on a bad day a little but we're very different looking than neols NE olls have much larger eyes and they're much higher on her head they're like where our forehead is yeah it's weird they look they would look weird as [ __ ] if you saw theall in front of you it wouldn't be like oh there's a dude you know that's on his way to the movies he'd be like what the [ __ ] is going on there right and this guy made them out like the other thing is that um you know we always assume they have white skin and uh he made versions of them like a artificial version of where they had black skin like a gorilla and they were super muscular MH you know his idea is that it was uh we were at war with Neals until the intelligent humans figured out how to uh how to overcome them but like look at one of the images as this [ __ ] put up his idea of
what a neander tal face would look like who yeah he's like they would have big like slit eyes like a cat so they could see at night Their Eyes Were much larger than ours and they were using tools and they were intelligent they probably hunted us like it looks [ __ ] badass but apparently there's very little little to support this guy's theories and it's he's most likely gone silly and went like super sensationalist with all this but uh it is kind of cool neanderthals were was a terminal chain of its own in The evolutionary like the branch that that created Homo sapiens happened earlier and then neanderthals was some terminal node that died out right evolve from neanderthal anything else exactly well we see it's I don't know it's it's all very sketchy but neander is involved in Europe Homo sapiens involved in Africa that's what we know um but we also know that a lot of people have a certain percentage of neols in them so we don't know what happened there whether we [ __ ] them or they [ __ ] us or both yeah or both but if they looked like this it would be pretty freaky if they really did look like giant gorillas how many people wanted to [ __ ] the blue Avatar chick I mean people do it for sure big crazy blue [ __ ] especially if you could be in that big blue body be a a dude's body she was sexy man there was something about her bad the na'vi yeah how many people got depressed after they saw that movie and wanted to live in the Avatar world you know how weird that is it was definitely idyllic that was but that was like a real issue with people they got Avatar depression we still long for that that sort of noble Hunter gather existence you know we still long and the connectedness you know the sense of tribe we have a we have no [ __ ] sense of tribe anymore really you know we're so just this is as closer tribe as we get a couple friends yeah we don't even live near each other he has to drive a [ __ ] I see him four days a week he drives like an hour to get here yeah exactly nowhere imagine if you had a walk we're nowhere near our friends you know that's and that's so you know I think that's so important and so much of what's what's missing and allows people to get so [ __ ] off like I saw I was just going I was walking
through a TV and I hate seeing local news [ __ ] and it talked about some dude who had his wife like chained up and was like beating her with a hot frying pan and I'm like oh I [ __ ] hate hearing that cuz it makes me so mad but I'm thinking like you know if there was a tribe if that man that only exists because he was allowed to live out on a farm and nobody [ __ ] checked on him but if you were in a tribe that [ __ ] doesn't happen you know it's like where's your wife I haven't seen her for 10 years you know and I hear [ __ ] and screaming from your you know like you can't you there's some kind of the tribe would have taken care of that guy you know it would been like you are [ __ ] sick dog go back to the source like you're done you're done you know and and that just doesn't happen there's no kind of and that's a extreme example I mean easier examples are the people who are bummed out and depressed and can't talk to anybody or can't do anything or can't have that social contact I saw something else on the I think it's disinfo a service where she's charging like $60 to snuggle for like an hour you know in in like a New York or city she get raped she is but it's people are so [ __ ] isolated from other human contact that it's seriously depressing $60 to snuggle yeah's going want that snuggling some people need it man just teasing if she's hot I would do it 60 bucks of course you would do it but you would try to [ __ ] her maybe she this [ __ ] maybe they're hookers man they start off with but I know I know that like if you take a baby monkey away from the human contact of the of the mother monkey you know if it can't like hug up on it they've done studies about that and the monkey gets [ __ ] up it's like terrifying it's all [ __ ] whacked out you know I think a certain amount of contact and interaction is what our species is made for and isn't it ironic that the larger the species group gets the less contact it has with each other I mean you would think that this 300 million of us fu [ __ ] we'd be interacting with each other all day long constantly you never get away from each other it's almost like that technology is trying to bring us closer to a tribe technology by dissolving secrets and boundaries is trying to bring this
gigantic group back together again as one as as one individual unit like a tribe but I think that there's a weird problem that we have with the fact that technology is just [ __ ] taking off faster than our biology can catch up I agree I agree you know and I don't I don't I think it's real hard for people to be happy in the reality of today's world because just physiologically well first of all monogamy you know how many people struggle with monogamy how many people struggle with uh you know the idea of uh the responsibility of being a parent how many people struggle with the idea of the you know the fact that you have to sustain some sort of a living and and and an existence it's it all seems like something you don't want to do but yet this is what everybody's doing everybody's getting the house and paying you got a 30-year commitment to pay the X amount of month and you got to work or they [ __ ] take all your your house away and everything you paid will go to nothing and you're [ __ ] doomed I mean if you look at the way a lot of people are forced to live this life it's so completely and totally unnatural but so completely and obviously designed to keep this machine moving in the same direction CU keep this machine Mass producing technology Mass producing Innovation and moving it faster and faster and further and further I mean that ultimately everybody's like a little worker be trying to push their segment of Technology further yeah but it it's the Consciousness is starting to reject it you know I mean you're starting to see the Casual the casualties have been around for a long time and they fill those with anti-depressants fill them with ant yeah keep them in the system keep them going but at a certain point people are going to get [ __ ] fed up again and I think that's maybe what this whole change in Consciousness that people are talking about I think I think that enough I think that actually may be real I don't know if it has anything to do with what the minds were talking about but you can kind of sense something different's happening now well I think just the fact that we're we've been bombarded with truth for the past you know who knows how many years now we're constantly bombarded with reality and information
and that's just such a a strange time where there's no running from reality whereas before people could just sort of live in the dark or go super religious or you know they could block themselves off to Giant chunks of what really you know makes the world tick you can't do that anymore now it's it's all sort of people are becoming too empowered they're too too filled with information too aware and it's slowly starting to you see how it's balancing itself out in the the financial world like people are going to jail like crazy now lawsuits are coming down like crazy there's a You Can't Hide information the way you used to you couldn't that that Bernie maid off dude that guy that guy could have rocked that that [ __ ] for a hundred years back in 1910 you know and he could have rocked that [ __ ] until the wheels fell off and and no one would have suspected it coming but in this world in today's day and age it's like it's not that easy yeah yeah it'll be interesting to see which way it goes I think there is a year actually I don't know if he could have rocked that [ __ ] in 1910 I think I mean they would have probably caught him either way I don't think that good I think there's a yearning to get back to that kind of community sense I mean as you said while you can connect with a massive amount of people online I mean so much of the interaction is also pretty [ __ ] up too you know like can't [ __ ] loser exctly kill yourself and you feel it's not like interacting with the real person where that where you would never say that to another person because you would see him a even if you were stronger and could kick their ass you would see him get sad and it would be like you'd feel bad hopefully unless you're just a [ __ ] total monster but you know there's this check and balance of real interaction versus cyber interaction that yeah social yeah feelings that you get from talking to people when you could just Anonymous anonymously lash out at someone with no repercussions whatsoever yeah but have you been to the county fair that's all it's about you know there were so many [ __ ] people out just stupid people out there you know and you really see it yeah like if you go to like a HomeTown Midwest County Fair no a lot of it is people just having fun man there's going to be a few [ __ ] but whenever you
get large Gatherings of people there's always a few [ __ ] but this not most of the people H go to oh go to County Fair in Ohio is Ohio a different world it's totally a different world than Los Angeles but how is it a different world as far as the county fair just just go there I guess it's I've been I've been to a few rodeos and they're pretty friendly people yeah what what are you experiencing the dumbness the dumbness the the the caveman type species that lives in certain areas of the United States where you're just so Ohio is most idiots is that what you're saying there's a lot of them there's a lot of them so when you go to a State Fair in Ohio you think you're just seen a lot of idiot there's cuz I mean there might be Columbus there might be Cleveland and there might be Cincinnati but there's a whole lot of other space around those areas that you're like who lives here I think the majority at least 80% of them are cool I think you're just you're dealing with a small group of loud people that you know become a problem almost everywhere and a lot of them are [ __ ] probably alcoholics and hate their life what I'm saying though is that if if you see these people that are just idiots and [ __ ] on online that are just yelling out [ __ ] [ __ ] blah blah those are the same people that you see you know the worst of the worst uh you see those people in real life too you just never see them because we're here in Los Angeles well not just that cuz you avoid them because you got a good Social Circle you know you know where to go and where not to go and every now and then it crosses over and you wind up hanging out with some morons we getting stuck with some morons that's why I [ __ ] wish that the states had full autonomy cuz I think would start to actually at that point where federal government could give up the states could make cool enough laws and have a cool enough system built together kick [ __ ] out yeah well it just they would you know people would be attracted the right kind of people you know State could be like a message board people you just ban people in real life like to the sense of tribe I think would come back you know there' be a Unity between the governing body and the people and they would be like I [ __ ] love my state like not just from
some strange patriotic Pride like Yay don't mess with I think eventually you're going to be able to walk up to someone and and like Mouse over them you'll be able to like put your cursor over them and you'll be able to read all their information hopefully they'll have people be lying [ __ ] with their hopefully hopefully we'll have Yelp for people and you'll to see oh Aubrey has five stars he's a really cool guy we could take him anywhere and you so like California is only letting five star people in if if if you're a douchebag you can't go you know and this guy shows up I'm a [ __ ] good Christian I'm a good guy as long as you're not gay and trying to get married like and you see he's got two stars like come on stupid there's people on Yelp that that that I don't know how they got on there but there's people on yel and there were people reviewing people like as if they were a business oh really but there's people on oh that's funny like I haven't checked to see if I was on there but uh well you should be able to review the person that's reviewing and if the person reviewing only has two stars your their review shouldn't count shouldn't count like well she's a [ __ ] look of course she hates me she hates herself she hates everybody can't count speaking of hate every somehow everybody would just [ __ ] cheat that system do you know this Daniel TSH situation do you know what happened with Daniel Tosh I talked about it yeah we didn't talk about this and this is what's hilarious this woman wrote A Blog about this she wrote she 2.0 or whatever that guy yeah he's he's getting in trouble for this he's forced to apologize this [ __ ] and this woman wrote A Blog about it a completely delusional blog by the way he's asking this is what Daniel TSH did he asked um he asked what is this she said oh I would found this is Daniel TSH the time I thought it was just some yahoo who somehow got a gig on after cook I honestly thought he was an amateur because he didn't seem that comfortable on stage and seem to have really awkward presence what [ __ ] useless [ __ ] idiot writing a Blog anybody can write a blog so this this dummy TSH is um uh asking people like to throw out questions mhm so they they're throwing out you know like what what should I
talk about and someone says rape and he goes oh yeah rape that's really funny yeah what what what's funny about that the humiliation the violence you know he's like saying ranting on things the reason why rape isn't funny right and so some woman yells out actually rape jokes are never funny th this this dumb [ __ ] that wrote this blog yells this out so he says wouldn't it be funny if you got raped by like five people right now which is really funny you know he doesn't really mean that what he's trying to do is he's riffing and you're interrupting with some self-righteous horeshit oh oh you're saying that rape is bad is that what you're saying oh Jesus you're at a [ __ ] Comedy Club you [ __ ] and this woman writes this she writes this whole [ __ ] rambling self-serving article about this and now because of that he had to apologize for her because you joked around about rape yep that's Raper well she's going to get her mind raped by the internet I'm sure cuz it's so beyond stupid you know and she's like we were shocked we couldn't believe it I demanded to speak to the manager you demanded to speak to the manager this is what I said we we talked about in The Ice House Chronicles she should be fired from ever going to a comedy club again they should take a picture of her and every comedy club in the country should agree that this [ __ ] dummy is no longer allowed to go to comedy clubs put a picture of her you're not allowed she comes to the door blow your rape whistle it's an agreement when you go to those places you just leave that [ __ ] behind you know go there to laugh go there to laugh at the taboos that you think are so sacred that you can't even touch them you know things that you're afraid of things that your fears death any of this stuff you go there you laugh you talk about it it becomes less serious after that I feel more bad for Dane Cook who has this as a fan poor guy can you imagine this being one of your fans well apparently Dan Cook um Bert ker was just choking around and said uh Dane Cook is going to live tweet while my show is on you know just joking around and Dane got so much [ __ ] hate mail like hate tweets right away and then Bert Crusher started reading them it's a lot of [ __ ] people that hate Dan Cook like
there's a lot of negativity attached to being that dude and and he just got bummed out like and told Bert to please leave him out of this whole thing really yeah yeah tweet about him like yesterday whenever B's show aired yeah if you tweet about you know DNE he going to just a certain for a certain number of people that's a free shot you're allowed to attack Dane Cook it's like Melia Mia that poor [ __ ] he is a he's a [ __ ] duck with concentric circles of varying colors red white he's a duck with a Target on him I mean that's what he is he built his karma right d i don't I haven't heard anything to day every build theira everyone tweet Dane Cook that he has beautiful lips everyone tweet Den cook that he's a big sweetie he's a big cutie MC cuter yeah it's funny that sucks man I you know the Twitter is pretty [ __ ] up how how that [ __ ] can turn on you and just ruin your whole entire day well what's [ __ ] up is that you know anybody can sort of be anonymous and you know call your I mean there's a lot of pictures of on Twitter of fake accounts where it's like a hot chick and a bikini and like please follow me I'm a big fan and like you look at her profile and it's her repeating that over and over again they they're like a business and they'll they'll do that and they'll say oh my God I just entered into this amazing contest for a free jet ski or whatever the [ __ ] it is sure you know and they you know there's there's a bunch of people that run like there's this one dude that I know that runs thousands of fake Twitter accounts and when he wants to spam something out he spams the same message on every single Twitter account this is why I found it out I went to one I went to his cuz I knew that he was scamming people so I went to his Twitter account I said let me look at his tweets and then I looked at some of his tweets were responding to people so I was like well what is he responding to and then I would go to the responding page he's responding to himself he's writing the same [ __ ] on all these different pages they all have the same message and then I I I I filed the chain like a few dozen times till I gave up but I just kept finding people and I'd go to the other one it was the same thing it was the same messages all the same tweets and I was like I wonder how he has this
automated is he like a program is it you think so oh yeah yeah there how spammers use it when you say certain things like if you say magnabox or whatever you say Toshiba they'll you'll suddenly get like best Toshiba prices in town click here for more information you know a Spam from Twitter they'll do that yeah there's there's robots that just sit there and look for certain keywords in the timelines they and stuff like that did you hear what did you hear about the the most the biggest Russian spammer from a from a few years back is this huge Russian spammer and Russia told him like he was somehow operating within some basic rules so they couldn't go after legally so they kept telling him to stop and he was like ah [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys whatever he's making a shitload of money they found him beaten to death with a computer oh my God yeah you like you can look that up but I was like all right [ __ ] you forget where you're from We're [ __ ] in Russia here you know don't tell me [ __ ] you you know we tell you to stop you can't say [ __ ] you in Russia you better hide [ __ ] beaten to death with his computer yeah they have totally different rules over there for how they deal with [ __ ] you can't just get away with stuff like that I wonder how they deal with hecklers I mean do they have like russan stand up comedy I don't know probably harshly I had a I had a funny story a stripper was telling me about um she had some Russian stripper friends who she was she was stripping with and some girl something something whack happened like she got in trouble for giving a hand job on the floor the strip club or something like that so she's balling in the in the in the room and the Russian stripper goes up the goes you want to cry you [ __ ] cry alone get out of here like that's just the [ __ ] that's just the Russian way you know it's like you [ __ ] get your [ __ ] together they're hard hard [ __ ] yeah I give three handjobs at the same time one with foot yeah stop crying and then I send money home to Mother Russia whing yeah yeah there's uh parts of the world that are cold and dark dude living over there that's why I I have a few friends that have dated Russian chicks and I always feel like like they're they're getting swindled I always feel like something
weird is going on like there's something mercenary happening here they're so [ __ ] hot though well this is a I know a guy who's Russian who's gay for pay and his boyfriend he's straight but he's this Russian guy and his boyfriend is this uh rich gay guy and this rich gay guy buys him nice cars puts him up in a fat apartment I mean really takes care of this guy and it's so that he he has sex with him I don't know what they do they blows jobs or whatever I don't know how he rocks it but the guy is straight and when I found out about it I'm like damn that [ __ ] is like a Russian [ __ ] yeah he's like he's like a mercenary dude that's willing to suck this old guy's dick you get the feeling that there's some some kind of harshness of life in Russia like even when you used to see Fedor fight you know just the kind of calmness that he came out there when his imposing physical violence is about to come it's like whatever he's been through so much [ __ ] scarier than the that he's about to fight on the other side of the ring that you you get that feeling from from everybody not everybody but a lot of the people over there like life is so harsh that what what you think would be intimidating just they don't give a [ __ ] yeah they're not really that concerned with fights yeah yeah just a fight okay yeah let do it easy did you see his last fight with Pedro jizo I didn't no I missed that one dude it was brutal it's brutal he it's it's almost too bad that he's retiring now because his standup he started going to Holland his standup has really improved a lot it got a lot better his he he threw some pretty high level [ __ ] at Pedro hiso first of all you had Pedro staggered just from the speed he's really fast yeah for a heavyweight cuz he's not a big heavyweight he's like 23 but with a a high percentage of body fat if you had him lean he would probably be about 205 something like that and so he moves like a 205 pounder I mean a really fast 205 pounder so he he brother was fast as [ __ ] too good hands too brother's a lot bigger though he uh but he lit Pedro hiso up man he hit him with a leg kick and then he faked the leg kick and threw like a Superman hook and cracked him on the jaw and then just unloaded on him on the ground it's hard to watch man because Pedro jizo is one of those dudes
that's been around for a long if you watched a highlight reel of all the times Pedro jizos had his life turned out it's really hard to watch you know the Gilbert ivil fight the you know the Josh Barnett fight there's a lot of fights over and over again where Pedro hiso has been really hit hard really scary Knockouts I mean how many can a man endure it's that's where it begs the question I don't know I don't know that's that's uh I think a lot of money and a lot of science is trying to figure that out with these concussions that they're trying to explore if they can figure out how to fix that that'll change the prize fighting World totally yeah no people don't have to worry about brain damage anymore if they can just sort of stick a needle inside your ear and inject some stem cells and your brain rejuvenates itself yeah people would just do extra shots though to get smarter they'd be like [ __ ] [ __ ] Alpha Brain I'm gonna take a chance on overgrowing my head but what if that backfired turned Autistic or something be a little scary yeah I wonder if they're going to be able to eventually figure out a way to regenerate brain cells because that's a real issue with people with head trauma it's just big parts of your brain just are not the same anymore after massive concussions especially if you've had multiple concussions and like football players and and especially fighters in training that's the big one there's a guy who died recently uh in an uh unregulated MMA fight and he got triangled and uh tapped from the triangle and was no head trauma at all in the fight went back to his locker room and uh and was watching some fights and then someone heard some moaning and they looked over and he had collapsed and uh he wound up dying and they um brought him to the hospital and when they did an autopsy on him that they found it was a blunt force trauma from about a week ago mhm so it's something that he had sustained pretty sure that's what they had decided it it wasn't from the the fight they were pointing to something that happened in training like a week before and then the adrenaline dehydration a little bit of a blood restriction from L Travis lutter fought Marvin Eastman Marvin Eastman had get got knocked out twice in training he got
koed twice in training and so when Travis connected with him it wasn't even like the hardest punch in the world it was weird he like caught him on the end of a punch and Marvin just went completely unconscious like instantly it was like whoa was one of those weird ones like what's going on there same thing with Forest Griffin when he fought Anderson Silva he had been knocked out twice in training too that's that's CRA those guys are crazy like that's crazy you're getting koed twice and then you're going to get koed again I mean it's but you know you sign up for a fight you know you sign up you this is what you're supposed to be doing and you know if you get koed in training man that's just tough [ __ ] you just you just suck it up and you get out fight it's a fine line between having to believe that you're going to win no matter what and then also being realistic and being like yeah I should probably bail on this well very few guys know when to bail that's the hardest part the hardest part is knowing when to walk away and everybody wants to walk away with a win you know the hardest part is like figuring out what the [ __ ] to do with your life next cuz when a guy is trying to be a fighter he really doesn't have a whole lot of options I mean these you're doing one thing you know and while you're doing that one thing that's all you can concentrate on it's going to be your whole life period and then all a sudden it's not your life anymore now you got to find something else you also got to match that excitement level I mean how are you going to do that this is the most amazing spectacle on the earth you know you versus another man while Millions watch and you know the Triumph and all those emotions I mean you'll never be able to duplicate that yeah it's almost impossible unless you become like some crazy downhill skier dudes where they drop you off of a helicopter those guys are out their [ __ ] minds what was that well how long ago did you do your recent uh this recent trip like how was it months ago or weeks ago or uh it was like uh two weeks ago I I talked to Bob about it already yeah they they don't have it up yet so they were they were asking me oh yeah yeah yeah okay oh I'll just tell you folks we're doing a show Wednesday
night Ice House p.m. main room big room yep tickets will be on the probably Ari does Ari have anything Wednesday night I don't know um definitely me and definitely Brian we're going to be in Calgary this week too um me not you Brian doesn't I don't go to Canada you never take me to Canada do you want to come to Canada [ __ ] yeah Vancouver all right F next time I go to Vancouver you're coming um but we're doing the Jack singer Concert Hall in Calgary and the first show sold out but we're doing a second show and that's almost sold out but uh some tickets are available for the second show it's me Duncan Trussell and arri shaffir and that's this Friday night so it is uh it's about as close to death squad as you can get without Joey Diaz and Brian but Joey Diaz is not going to make it to Canada Canada has very very strict laws about criminals and when you got kidnapping with Firearms yeah no they're like I know it was a long time ago Joey he's like listen I'm a different guy now I got 11 cats come on they won't let him in so I'm sorry I'm sorry Canada I can't bring Joey Diaz but you can always sneak in and hang out with us we're we're at the ice house all the time we've had a bunch of can Canadians and English people and people from all over the world come down and hang out at the ice house which is really cool because the ice house is one of the oldest clubs in the country it started in 1951 I mean it's uh was that right 51 or 61 uh it's been 50 years so I don't know so that's not even I don't know whatever it is I think I think it started off in the 50s and then in the 60s it became a comedy club I think it was something else before that like some sort of a jazz club or something stupid but uh either way it's an amazing old Club that's run by some really cool people they have the nicest weight staff and it's in Pasadena and we do shows there all the time so we'll be there this Wednesday and do you have a show there Friday I haven't decided yet well see we're casual about that [ __ ] but what we usually is like last week we had Simmons we had Greg Fitz Simmons D iera Ari shafir it's that kind of lineup it's like all our friends that are in town we we have them come down you do have one I do have one Friday at 10 p.m.
is it in the main room or the small room room the small room is pretty dope too the small room is only like 85 seats it's like super intimate they have two rooms at the ice house but it's just like there's so much history in there like the other day uh I I went in there with Tommy Chong and uh we we were we were there too Che and Chong with ch Tommy yeah we cheat and Chong with Tommy Chong we really did when you when you say you get high with Tommy Chong man that is cool as [ __ ] legit yeah and uh we went in there it's like you could feel when you're standing in that room when it's dark and there's no one on stage and there's no one in the room like you could feel the energy that's been transmitted in that building like that's that's a place where decades and Decades of stand-up comedy has gone down so we're there uh this Wednesday night and you can get tickets at Ice housec comedy.com uh just click on the link for desk squat it'll it probably isn't even up yet just call them and tell them you want in they it up they'll sell you a ticket they'll figure that [ __ ] out use your credit card you dirty [ __ ] our shows in San Diego are amazing we had Jim Norton stopped in for one Norton didn't even want to go up like I don't want to go up I don't want to ruin his Bay time I like he's so crazy I'm like go up these [ __ ] people would love to see you of course he went on stage they went crazy yeah American Comedy code support that comedy club if you live in San Diego it's amazing we're talking about maybe going once a month now doing a des Squad down there or something yeah the club is the [ __ ] the American Comedy Club company it's called the American Comedy Company and it's it's it's literally like the perfect setup you walk in low ceilings it's set up great what's what's the dude's name from San Jose that uh oh um yeah that guy that guy saw William H Macy there last night did yeah he was talking right out front the front door like I came out oh yeah he's there for that show he was at Comic Con for um what is this show did you see that got a show about a loser family yeah I can't remember it's hilar uh Breaking Bad was also there though at staying at the hotel next to the one I was staying at the whole whole cast was there and then on the hotel we stay that Sons of
Anarchy was in the whole entire thing yeah when we pulled up I had to like ask them if I could park because there was like a red carpet thing going on I was like is the valet still open they're like yeah I'm like okay I'm going to sneak by the red carpet my [ __ ] car and park it it's weird it was like both things were going on at the same time still actually a hotel and they you know still had this weird thing going on met Beetlejuice too have you ever met that guy the guy with their really really tiny head that used to be from Howard no I never met him wow that was interesting oh I did meet him at the airport once I met him at the airport in Atlanta I think with Ari oh wait no I I was there with you were you there yeah yeah remember that yeah I never said anything to him we just saw him or something this time you talk to him yeah this time I talked to him got a picture with him I was like can I get a picture with you he goes you do what you got to do and I'm like all right Co you got to do Sandy Diego is a pretty [ __ ] badass place I live there except for the the military thing military weed and uh I don't know the hot blonde thing it's tons of blondes down there for some reason is that bad what the [ __ ] is no I mean no no no I mean that's not a bad thing but I did notice it's really weird that there's a lot of blonde people yeah I was looking around and it's like every single person with blonde hair it's to counteract Mexico it's like just they're gravitated towards that area they don't even know why it's a gene pool balancing out situation but yeah San Diego is a [ __ ] awesome town man I love it there it's one of my favorite places to go but it really is bizarre that they have like La hoyaa has these 30 40 $50 million houses giant Estates overlooking the water 20 minutes from Tijana yeah 20 minute drive to Tiana we had a bunch of Tiana people came to the show you know I didn't know it was that easy to just drive over I made the drive a few times but you're if you live in Tijana you could drive over to America and just see a show what's really they the line to get across the border is [ __ ] serious how would they keep you from just staying I guess they don't if you're a legal citizen I mean eventually you're live
you know but you don't have to have a Visa or anything to come over you just just hop over we we met a lot of people from Tiana there was like five or six people at the show that came from Tiana there fans of the podcast it was weird I was like damn you escaped you're here stay don't go back why you going to go back I like it down there I I wish we could live down there it would be really yeah no no San Diego both choice I like that that Island like carnado Island yeah you just go on that island there's just people playing playing softball at this park and you're just on this island it's just beautiful the island is one of the most expensive pieces of real estate in the country I could tell yeah that island has some insane houses on it that uh that's where Donald Rumsfeld lives wow yeah it's [ __ ] you can smell fire and brimstone as you drive over the bridge a lot of Rich industrialists and all sorts of Fancy Pants folks live on that island yeah I don't I don't know uh that's a that's a real Rich spot San Diego's got a lot of rich areas like La Hoya La Hoya is gorgeous that's uh where The Comedy Store is that's an amazing Town beautiful man when we used to stay there I'd be like I would always figure like could I live here whenever we would do like comedy down there but like could I live here it's only two hours away why could I live here like it just seem if you're lucky 2 hours yeah four and a half for me it took me four and a half to get to the show no doubt no doubt well should we talk about a little on it stuff before we up here yeah so latest uh latest news in the on it world we got uh the new Alpha Brain formula which is a just a slight tweak on the old Alpha Brain formula basically the acetylcholine mechanism remains exactly the same you have the hupia serata as the cocoline esteras inhibitor and you have Alpha GPC is the raw source of choline to raise your uh acetylcholine levels and then uh for the dopamine mechanism we're using El tyrosine which is the basic Source amino acid for L Doopa uh instead a mucuna peran um much more you know research behind El tyrosine and uh it just seems to be a preferred ingredient for that and instead of the um supplemental Gaba we switch that out with alanine which is actually why when you drink green tea
you don't get that kind of hyperactive feeling that you do from coffee necessarily because green tea contains natural eleanine which is related to the Gaba mechanism and kind of keeps you from getting too hyper and uh that's again going to temper that kind of very a little bit manic effect of the mental speed and that kind of focus that you get from the the uh acetylcholine um and then we added phosphole serin which is a great ingredient got a couple cool studies with phosph tial serin one was which was um measuring the accuracy of people off of a golf tea driving towards a hole 135 yards away and found statistically significant Improvement in a double blind study for the people taking phosphole serin as far as hitting the ball straighter and what they what they found is that it just helps reduce mental fatigue it's a natural nutrient that's found in brain cell membranes I'm going to use it to rape D my rare and pool tonight yes you should Max by the way Max Everly one of the best pool players a great instructor is just raving about Alpha Brain he sent me a text he loves it as well he loves fosle serin as well he's been using that for a long time so uh he's he's super pumped about it so well it's it's it's fascinating to me that this is a new frontier for a lot of folks you know a lot of people aren't really aware that there are a bunch of different nutrients that have shown that they have a positive effect on your brain function absolutely absolutely and then uh I guess everything else Remains the Same the ac11 are proprietary antioxidant that comes from the rainforest herb cats claw um that they concentrate some of the alkaloids and really help you kind of clear away some of your mental fog and then uh the bopa and the B6 to help help round out the formula but um getting just great feedback on the on the new formula again just a slight tweak for any of those who've uh been fans of the old Alpha Brain but uh definitely uh just a little bit better on all fronts and then we have the uh the St Bone and Joint formula which we came out with which is new and that's focused around the the mineral strontium and uh New England Journal of Medicine study from 2004 uh showed that the people taking strontium ranelate had a 41% decrease uh fracture risk RK as far
as developing the bone density and that's because strontium is one of the key minerals along with calcium that's found in the bones and a lot of our processed foods have eliminated the natural strontium content so it's you know one of the theories why so many people are experiencing osteoporosis is because the natural strontium that generally comes from our Foods we're not getting them anymore find them in more Minal deficiencies right calcium yeah General mineral deficiencies and so we put a bunch of other trace minerals in there uh put some pretty traditional things for your joints MSM glucosamine hyaluronic acid and just make a kind of balanced formula with the ingredient strontium which is best and and a lot of these studies do have it in conjunction with calcium so we recommend taking but you're not supposed to take them at the same time because they'll actually compete for absorption because they're such a similar molecule so you take the St bone or your strontium supplement in the morning per se and then take a calcium supplement at night so great formula for you know people who are in kind of Active Sports or if you're getting up there in age or just want uh better better general bone and and Joint strength and flexibility and then uh some exciting new stuff coming out we got our hemp Force product which is [ __ ] delicious like really good just very simple the best tasting protein powder I've ever had and it's the best for you the crazy thing is about how less I fart on that stuff yeah totally it's incredible I I do it with coconut water now c2o has this uh new version that uh Brian's scared of he scared pulp goobers tastes like um coconut load like Boby I love Boby like a coconut just shut load in your mouth but it's U the coconut with pulp in it CTO is not a sponsor but they're are friends so uh we uh them and alien wear we uh we talk about them just cuz they're they're cool and they hook us up alien wear hooked us up with some cool computers and c2o keeps us hydrated but I make um I make shakes with um the uh hemp Force and c2o and it's [ __ ] delicious and no gas nothing I would make I would make these [ __ ] muscle milkshakes which taste so good but would burn holes in the seat of my car while I was farting on the way to the gym just like Jesus a lot that's fun
though like a fart why don't you want to fart farting is fun there's a lot of issues with whey protein and digestion I mean if you if you aren't careful it can create intestinal toxemia which is like a sludge that builds up in your int and actually prevents the absorption of nutrients beyond that but it is a it is a very balanced kind of protein it's just really tough for the human body to kind of metabolize it whereas hemp on the other hand hemp hearts um 2third of that is made up of a compound called adrin which is already very commonly found in the human body so there's virtually no allergy or digestion issues plus you got all the Omega Omega-3s and sixes fatty acids in there the GLA um just a super protein for you and all we did was add um some cocoa which is again another one of the original superfoods you know got a bunch of good trace minerals chromium and and a variety of other things and uh and Maca as well long traditional use of maca being able to boost libido and also contain a bunch of nutrients that support the endrin system and a little bit of stevia and uh it's got a [ __ ] delicious drink that'll refuel you so real good for you super healthy easy to digest like everything about it love it's my new favorite alltime protein powder and no gas brother that's it sorry about that Brian and the beauty of stevia I love Stevia yeah Stevia is interesting stuff if you could have too much of that stuff though if you try to put like a spoonful of in your coffee it's almost undrinkable so strong it's really strong agave and Stevia though two favorites though well Agave is not necessarily good for you interesting yeah I always thought it was it sounds it sounds like herbal and [ __ ] like um have a little Agave my tea it's basically just corn Sy yeah simple sugar oh that's [ __ ] up it tastes good you know look again moderation but Stevia way better for your body way better just a little Jazz of stevia but the stevia in uh hemp force is a it's a delicious combination the combination of the MAA the cocoa the raw cocoa and the the hemp fiber all together oh it's good it's good it's my favorite I [ __ ] that [ __ ] up man you gave me a tub that stuff I killed that in two days I was [ __ ] drinking it all the time I had two in a row cuz they
were so good you know I but melel milk's pretty goddamn good too but for me the the fart drop off is is really worth it but I feel like I can work out quicker too like I would um I like whey protein but um a lot of times when I would take it I would feel like a little slow for like an hour and a half stomach's got all that blood in there trying to deal with that [ __ ] you know it doesn't absorb easily it's not as not nearly as easily absorbed as plant break bed uh um protein like hemp protein if you're looking for another type of protein too the probably the second best I think is a combination of rice and pea protein together they're very complimentary protein those are pretty good they don't have the extra nutrients that hemp does or the aderin that's part of the human body but that's a pretty good one soy has a lot of issues too plus you don't get Stoner cred yeah that's you get straight Stoner cred from eating hemp protein when you show [ __ ] your muscles [ __ ] came from hemp came from hemp and they have to bring it in from Canada cuz we're too stupid to grow muscles like this can't even grow [ __ ] here in America it's illegal how stupid we that's one of the really the most hurtful things about this [ __ ] government MH it is no no hemp and by the way Henry Ford made the first car out of hemp you know we talked about this in the podcast there's a video you can get online it's pretty dope have you ever seen it Brian yeah he hits it with a hammer show a few times he hits the [ __ ] fenders with a hammer and the the this fiberglass that he's made out of hemp is so strong the Hammer's just bouncing off of it B bank I wanted to get a Corvette let me just throw this out there see if anybody knows how this could be done I wanted to get a Corvette and then get the body panels made out of hemp how hard would that be to do would that be really hard to do somebody tell me if it's re you ask that last week yeah I did but no [ __ ] responded they probably got too high anybody who knows how to D like protein powder on I have the resources that you seek sir they if they really did know how to do it they forgot to get back to but I just want to know is there someone respond to me on Twitter if you know is there a way to do that because if there is a way to do that that would be badass
I like that Mustang better than I like that Corvette yeah but I don't think you should get a red car shut up son I'm I'm in love with this new Mustang there's a new Mustang Shelby that's coming out it's got I think it's it's I think I said it wrong I think oh yeah it's 650 horsepower it's not 640 it's 650 650 horsepower in a Mustang I mean it's hilarious 3 miles per gallon no it actually doesn't even have a gas gunler tax because it's um it's not naturally aspirated has a supercharger on it so it's a big ass V8 but it's really efficient and then on top of that it's connected to a radical [ __ ] supercharger that is gives you this mad whine over the Roar of the V8 but I'm in love with this car man this might be my next [ __ ] I just well I wanted to I look I like I have a Mustang I have a Shelby GT500 convertible I like but I'm not really that I'm not really that cool with convertibles there too many variables I've seen too many cars flip over on the highway and [ __ ] I'm like that doesn't seem like a smart thing if you can have a metal roof you know you probably should have a metal roof but um but I I love the idea of getting an American car that's a fun car and if there's anything that America does right it's make muscle cars it's the last [ __ ] we do right when it comes to manufacturing and I just love the fact that these guys are really going for it that they really have made a 650 [ __ ] horsepower Mustang I mean I almost feel like I'm obligated to buy something like this cuz they're they're so silly that they made it that's how I felt like about uh the Corvette ZR1 I felt the same way about that D it's so silly that they made such a crazy car I feel like obligated cuz if I was a kid and I was like man if I you know if I saw something like that man if I had enough money I'd buy one of those that's what you should do you should buy one of those if you have enough money I got one I got the Challenger I love it he is yeah Challenger is a dope car it's again it's American muscle car they figured out how to make it right they're fun to drive they sound good they sound like they're alive they have some [ __ ] passion to them right Brian mhm that's the last thing we do well we do a lot of [ __ ] well we have the best music we have the best comedy
suck it if you disagree suck it suck it yeah England has some good music and England has some good comedy but that's about it the rest of the world can suck my dad okay you know I mean Japanese make a few pretty badass cars your comedy's ridiculous stop I know you invented martial arts but you know your comedy's got to go out the window anything to say Brian before we wrap this up Brian did something yesterday it's not not good for his head and right now I think I think when I smoked it weed it just kicked it back in probably feel pretty uh pretty good right now Joe what settle the [ __ ] down gross you're gross is that the is that how you get girls talk to them like that yeah come here girl come here come here I felt it I felt vulnerable um anything more no that's it I've been uh Super Active on my blog so if anybody wants to keep up with me warrior poet. us and you have a podcast yeah I got a podcast just had a podcast with Mitch Schultz at DM The Spirit Molecule was [ __ ] really cool conversation I keep him to about an hour but uh that was really cool so check it out you can see the links from Warrior poet. us nice beautiful all right and we got uh several podcasts this week tomorrow we have Bobo from Finding Bigfoot I am [ __ ] very S I have let's find that [ __ ] already come on people well if anybody's going to find it finding Bigfoot's going to find it um this uh James Bobo Fay and he's a squatcher on Twitter if you want to find and he's uh he's tomorrow and there I'm [ __ ] psych cuz I've been um addicted to Bigfoot since I was a little kid I can't tell you how many documentaries I've watched and books I've read I've uh been fascinating this guy's seen a Sasquatch allegedly did you did you see the South Park about about this about Bigfoot yeah no you should really watch it I should really watch South Park about everything uh so that's uh that's Tuesday Wednesday we have Justin Halper on the podcast he's the guy who wrote [ __ ] my dad says and uh he wrote the movie and he's got a book called I suck at girls it's his newest book and uh very funny guy so he'll be joining us then next week we got honey honey Immortal Technique Rob wolf and Maynard Keenan oh my God that's week son four
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