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we're out there ladies and gentlemen without a net The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is brought to you today by marijuana totally let's be honest let just start from the beginning yeah let's let's say that you know we we thank a lot of things on this podcast like as we you know have our sponsors we thank people like uh the coconut water people who are not really a sponsor alien wear who's not really a sponsor but God damn it we need to thank marijuana yeah we really do and [ __ ] naked coconut water is that that's T stuff is terrible I saw you tweet that oh so bad it's totally different than C2 c2o is delicious and sweet people have had the crappy coconut water they always talk [ __ ] about coconut water like why do you drink that are you trying to be like trendy like you have no I had no idea okay I found out for my friend Edwin he came into Jiu-Jitsu class and we had uh it was you know we do uh mostly no G Jiu-Jitsu but every now and then uh guys decide to uh have like a Brazil night so they put like gese on and brought coconut water and dude gave me a coconut water and I was like well that was nice and you know I I I was like looking forward to this [ __ ] watered down elephant load sort of a taste you know it's a terrible taste and instead it was sweet and delicious I was like what the [ __ ] kind of coconut water is this that's how I found out about c2o like I I kept the can and then went online and ordered it on Amazon and I was and as soon as it got there I was like well let's see if this stuff is just like the stuff that he had by the way those cans are hardcore I bet that like like like when people go through trash and they find those they're like oh [ __ ] jackpot I bet those things are worth like $2 or something they would be really good if the end of the world was coming you wanted to make some sort of a caned raft yeah seal them all up together totally that would work yeah that's hardcore yeah there it's so delicious like if you've never like coconut water you need to try one of two things first of all fresh coconut water coconut water that's not P they sell it with it already drilled and has a sticker over it and then you just peel the sticker off and drink right from it it's great that is the best if you can get that that is the
best but c2o is a close [ __ ] second and when I'm riding like especially when I'm I'm brainstorming in my office I got the little refrigerator right next to my desk I'll drink four or five of those [ __ ] I got to get up to pee like every 40 minutes but they're so good it's like it like it it when you are working out hard and you drink some coconut water it feels like the best thing ever it feels Gatorade feels pretty good when you're tired you know and you you work out and like you need something something just something that's a little more potent than just water Gatorade feels good but coconut water feels [ __ ] amazing it's so delicious and you feel like you're a healthy Savage out there drinking some tropical fruit juice you know it's not even juice it's water I know it's delicious [ __ ] super good for you too I like that when you have the actual coconut though cuz then you get to kind of eat the coconut the inside like with like a spoon you know c2o just told me they're going to send me a new case that has pulp in it so you it's like we had those from Amy and Bryan's which I like them yeah it's weird it's a weird thing you're drinking something and there's like little chunky chewy things inside of it but I like it yeah it's like goobers yeah I no it's it's coconut it's like you're getting a little chewy coconut you're getting a little fiber in the you know with the with the the milk yeah yeah I don't know it's I like it it's a weird thing though it's an aquire like ol you ever had chia seeds like a Chia drink like the stuff that makes the pet grow should you sprinkle on the che well could you imagine if they like somehow know that that was a drug well you know that is the case with morning glory seeds did you know that morning glory seeds are like super psychedelic apparently some of them are apparently they've done something to some of the morning glory seeds that they sell in certain places you got to be careful that they weren't chemically treated to kill the psychoactive effect of them apparently but if you get like pure morning glory seeds it has a very like LSD type effect to it that's pretty [ __ ] up Brian did I lose you no I was just thinking of how I was going to T bring
this into a Fleshlight commercial we're we're rolling dude it doesn't matter should I take off this logo off your face so they can see the beautiful Joo no don't even do that don't even just tease like that stay in the darkness all right um thanks to let's let's [ __ ] mix [ __ ] up thanks to on it.com let's mix let's go with them first the [ __ ] why not why not God I guess I can have a boner let's K crazy let's close strong with the flashlight all right uh we have at on it.com that's o nnit just in uh battle ropes and kettle bells it's the the newest products um if you're familiar with anybody who's ever done like um uh any sort of mixed martial arts training if you ever watched like the UFC countdown shows uh two really popular methods of conditioning are kettle bells and uh rope I personally have never used the battle ropes and I'm looking forward to doing it but I'm a big proponent of kettle bells it's essentially the only way I lift weights these days I feel like it it uh it gives me like what what it is if youve never seen it before it looks like a bowling ball with a handle on it it's a giant ball of lead and you know you can get them as light as 10 lbs and you can get them you know heavy up you know you get 70 Pounders or n some dudes can throw around like 120 pounders like big giant crazy dudes uh really unnecessary though if you want to get a great workout you can get a great workout with a 35lb kettle bell it sounds ridiculous but there are some by the way which are sold out now because we've been talking about them on the podcast yeah you can't get that they tried buying those uh videos that we talked about that extreme kettle bell cardio workout right dudes are texting me saying that they're sold out everywhere now so I'm glad because it's a really good product and I make no money from that I just want to let you know just letting people know what the [ __ ] is good I think I just got shocked I think you did too I saw you move funny I thought maybe it was a spider bite and you going to turn into a [ __ ] Spider-Man I thought this was some sort of viral marketing Jesus Christ isn't there a new this place is haunted tonight it's not haunted man we got issues I just got
shocked you're gonna be okay sweetie how um anyway on it.com go check it out I took my three Alpha brains right before the show what is Alpha Brain Joe it is a cognitive enhancing supplement what does that mean it's called the neut Tropic what they are is are essentially nutrients that are supposed to increase your brain's ability to produce to produce neurotransmitters now that coming out of my mouth is just really a bunch of noise CU I'm way too [ __ ] stupid to understand the science behind any of that thankfully there have been some really intelligent people that have sort of deciphered it if you go to on it.com uh there is a link uh where you can get see the science behind on it and the science behind neut tropics and I suggest that if you're interested in any sort of uh vitamin or supplement or anything that you're going to put into your body you should do a little research on it I mean people don't like to do that I just like to take things but there's uh there's a lot of research pro and con about neut tropics and about even vitamins I am a very strong believer in health and nutrition and vitamins I'm a really strong believer in eating really good food but I also believe that you help your body uh with nutrients I've had personal health issues that I've helped with vitamins I know they have a positive effect on your body you know I think you have to just be careful about what you take into your body on a regular basis and if you're interested in any sort of uh neut Tropic formula like whether it's on it uh alphab brain or uh Bill Romanowski stuff neuro one that I've talked about before or any of a number of mixtures that people put together online um just Google it Google look into that [ __ ] if you're interested in getting alpab brain the first 30 pills when you buy any of our supplements first 30 pills are 100% money back guarantee if you don't like it you don't even have to send back in the product you just say this isn't for me that's how confident we are first of all in the product and how much we really want to make sure that nobody feels like they're getting ripped off that's just a fact and if you buy it and you don't like it and then we're done it's okay it's like everybody's different I could not tell you how your brain functions I could not
tell you how your body feels I know for a fact that there's some supplements that I enjoy that other people don't enjoy and some [ __ ] that they use that I don't I try it and it doesn't do anything for me everybody's system is slightly tweaked in one way or the other so we want make make sure that no one feels ripped off but these are really good products and they're products that I have been involved with long before I was in a business relationship with them I've always been a fan of neut tropics and uh vitamins period go check it out on it.com o nnit use the code name Rogan save yourself 10% off we are also brought to you by our first and our our longest friend in this podcast Venture the Fleshlight I just came already from Battle ropes now I don't even have a heart on for this Fleshlight why how did you come from Battle ropes CU I was thinking about them battle ropes make you come girls with really big boobs swinging those b battle ropes around naked I would think that you would be worried about that cuz those girls maybe could kill you with their hands and a girl could whip those battle rups around did you know Fleshlight so s uh toys now for girl women like really high-end vibrators like big dicks no like really really good vibrators now oh really yeah for women they're new newu like a highend versions highend yeah like a Mercedes like what is it well not just like a cheap ass you know crappy rabbit or something like that they actually sell what is the um the best one what is the I mean is there like a Fleshlight of dildos yeah what is it is it the rabbit or something I'm getting shocked yeah you could die over there if you die over there I want you to know I love you I want to I'm selfish I don't care if he dies I just want you to think good about me before you die all right I don't know what I'm doing over here I'm getting shocked um maybe we should just wrap up these commercials uh I'm scared to touch everything now apparently Fleshlight how dildo dildos well Brian we would know he is the expert oh yeah if there's a guy looking for dildos I would say do you think Brian knows what he's talking about I'll be like oh yeah he knows that's uh oh here we go part of Brian's
charm he knows [ __ ] about dildos female toys if you get if you get a flashlight.com they have a thing for female toys and uh one of them is it looks like oh Jesus oh okay they I think these are the kinds that are the enjoys or is that what they're called see dudes would be way happier with vibrators and dildos and stuff if they weren't shaped like dicks if like the best thing for a woman's [ __ ] was like like something you know mechanical and boxy looking and you know what I mean like with a tongue and he just clamp it on the Clint and just if that was like a real sex toy we would be cool with that I think what trips guys out is these giant monster phallic you know these giant phallic symbols these giant dildos these fake dicks oh they s lilos now that makes sense they don't make them lilos are really highend vibrators like that's what all the the girls didn't either know or like that what you're saying that flashlight sells their own yeah they sell lilos which is the best those are the ones that you know they're like the the alien Wares the alien Wares of of dildos dildos wow that's really sweet that's cool Brian you're a silly [ __ ] you're a silly [ __ ] how dare you um anyway uh Fleshlight is uh been a long time sponsor of the podcast and uh it's a embarrassing subject for some folks and it's uh it makes me cringe whenever we have a ser serious guest on the podcast and uh I have to mention the fact we're sponsored by a rubber [ __ ] but it's a good product folks all right and uh it's it is what it is and everybody needs to settle the [ __ ] down all right hit the music use a code name Rogan and save yourself 15% off the number one sex toy for men that's right [ __ ] and just when you thought it was impossible to do that commercially any differently The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day that's a nice one Josh Barnett Josh Barnett is one of those old school Savages that will actually try to drive a 1969 Oldsmobile he like drives that [ __ ] like it's a regular car like he actually gets on the highway is like I'm going to go somewhere in my 1969 timobile so his crazy ass drove all the way from Orange County on the 405 which
is stopped dead like a parking lot 90% of the time so he drove that's a big exaggeration okay it's not even 50% of the time but when it's stopped dead it's a [ __ ] it is a [ __ ] it's hard to wrap your head around how long it's going to take you CU if you look there's like is there five or six Lanes on each side um in some spots is at at least five at least five maybe six Lanes on each side and when I am talking about there's no room it's just all car for Miles there's no space in between the cars all the car so even if they like started at the beginning they started at the front of the line and that guy moves ahead then the next guy moves behind him and they all pick up speed to highway speed you're there for a [ __ ] hour right because it's just just getting these cars to move is insane it gives you this sense of futility it's like you look at it you're like these numbers are impossible is is anybody monitoring these numbers what happens when they get completely untenable what happens when they unmanageable what what happens when it's just so beyond belief when there's so many cars no one can move anywhere do we what do we do then we fly I'll tell you what we don't do we don't drive 1969 Oldsmobiles on the highway like they're real cars silly I'm having so much fun with my card I haven't owned a car that I've enjoyed for a very long time like like I now enjoy like like flying around in my car yeah well when you get used to a Nimble car that can move around we were talking about this like about how old cars are um we were I was actually talking about it with the staff that old cars like when you see like a 1969 like uh like Corvette or something like that that's like a work of art made by a bunch of people in a factory you know they put that thing together and they screwed those bolts in place and they made that thing and it has like this work of art sort of a quality to it that makes it really cool but those things drive like [ __ ] those things are ridiculously bad they they're not bad balanced right they go around corners all [ __ ] up like old muscle cars are the dopiest [ __ ] things to drive ever they're really dangerous for the most part unless you've completely up upgraded their brakes you know like I was talking to Bill Burr Bill Burr has like a 1950 pickup truck it's so cool
it's so cool it's it sounds awesome it's like you open the hood you could climb in there with the engine and and you know polish it with a toothbrush I mean it's it's so big and the whole thing is just ridiculous and you look at it and you you can actually think like oh I could actually work on this car if I had to you know like I I worked on my car growing uh my dad made me work on cars growing up and I actually could see like all right that's the engine that's the you know the alternator that's the uh clutch yeah that those I mean that is the thrill about those kind of cars is that you can go to you know some like dealership you know and buy like old parts for an old Corvette like you can order them you know I mean you can you can go somewhere like I know year one they make parts for like all old cars they make replacement fenders they make all they they started manufacturing [ __ ] because so many people love like taking old cars and redoing them and this Josh Barnett is silly for that [ __ ] he loves it he loves cars if you look at his Twitter it's like all like death metal and and muscle cars Josh Buton had a Savage he's legit Savage you look at him he's like clearly got some crazy Viking Jean thing going on you know he wants a dominate the world that drives muscle cars and listens to death metal it's going to be a [ __ ] awesome podcast Brian I'm excited it's epic but right now he's stuck in traffic so so what's up this weekend's going to be fun man yeah we're going to have a great UFC and yeah this weekend is uh chel suon versus Anderson Silva 2 the rematch that that is that's going to be scary you should stay an extra day and do the rehab thing with us uh yeah we want to talk about what you're doing cuz I I don't know if I will be able to uh we're in talks right now and it might start at as no it's fine it's already it's already okay no we already we already announced it on that last 90 show I didn't mean like completely tease them just a little bit okay no I will look I uh yeah we're going every Sunday we're going to start podcasting live from rehab which is at the Hard Rock uh hotel in Cas you should bring penicillin with you to Vegas no I know it's bring I think it's dangerous I think I have to
really like like I'm going to fly in do it and fly I think oh yeah totally you're totally I think start doing that cocaine I'm just going to go all in yeah you got to be careful that's dangerous right yeah I just kidding your liver but I guess the the DJ is the guy from Jersey Shore which one Paulie no the one that always has a really nice hair that you know you know the one I'm talking about like he I think that's paully D his hair stick straight up is that his name yeah and he he DJs the whole thing I met the situation when we were in houon nice guy he's a very nice guy very nice guy give me a big hug really friendly not a bad guy at all I I I think it's Funny's he's trying to he's trying to make something out of a an opportunity you know came up the kid ran with it he's got a great personality people like him you know you can make fun of him all day but that kid that kid's making millions of dollars by showing his abs and he's just partying I mean it's it's really kind of cute yeah he ain't a bad guy you know he ain't a bad guy at all I mean I see him on the show and look followed me around when I was 21 you'd think I was a way bigger douchebag than that guy yeah he ain't a bad guy yeah it's to be UFC and then maybe rehab and then Doug Benson show at Doug Benson show pal station Sunday night yeah he's doing a live podcast iict type thing or I predict chaos Doug Benson the whole weekend they better not try to smoke weed at a Doug Benson show at the palace casinos right yeah you got to be careful about that CU a lot of people in Vegas are from Old School Vegas like if you ever Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas the classic work of my favorite author Hunter Thompson and he uh had that whole thing about they were on their way to barow when the drugs began to take hold I mean it's [ __ ] great but that Vegas of like fear and everything was illegal and if you got caught with pot you would do life in jail like if they pulled you over for pot you could do 20 [ __ ] years and that's not [ __ ] and there's probably a lot of people who did probably a lot of kids who got high in California drove on the way to Vegas and got arrested and and spent years in jail I mean it's really scary it's scary to stop and think about that and the people that are running a a lot of those casinos those
guys have been well I started out in the dunes in' 69 and then I moved over to you know those [ __ ] old school guys they don't [ __ ] around man you you can't be uh thinking you're going to light up joints at one of those local casinos yeah you know yeah oh no you just don't do it I mean that's why you just drink heavily and make really bad decisions and you don't remember anything and it stays there it's and it's the Palace Station yeah pal station those you know those are all owned by zua oh really yeah well the same Ka the same guys the fertita brothers oh [ __ ] I should say the fertita brothers own zua and zua owns UFC cuz that's actually how it works but yeah they they they got some cash so I could get in trouble and I'll be safe uh don't say that no it might be the exact opposite you might be a liability they might dig a hole for you out there in the [ __ ] sand listen old school keep it together keep it together reel no I just uh don't think that Doug should uh encourage anybody to spark up I didn't even think of that yeah I'm not I'm going to have to be in watch there's places where we can get away with that but most places no especially but Doug knows that like I don't think any you can't you can't smoke a cigarette in a theater okay the same reason why you can't smoke a joint because I don't want you lighting something on fire you stupid [ __ ] I don't trust you who knows who's got like pure moonshine in their you know their [ __ ] their soda bottle and they spill it and then someone drops a lighter on it and we're [ __ ] and there's a blazing fire inside the comedy club oh you can guarantee that that's not going to happen no you can't anything you shouldn't introduce fire into a room packed with people period That's why I don't believe in candles that's why I love these little things that you've done these little pods that you got these are some new little sweet jammies that Brian has and he's got these little pods all around the uh the room where they uh they recharge and they little batteries in there and they have different colors yeah and they're they're almost impossible to turn off which really frustrates me how do you uh get them to change color I'm just moving them around there's no Rhyme or Reason in the directions like the directions are purposely insane like they don't
have anything to do with the product at all and I think they just do it to [ __ ] with you because you're like anyone that buys these they're just going to trip out anyway you know what we got to think who would buy these if I was the government this is exactly what I would do I would take the first like GPS tracking devices that we distribute out there into the world and Target Stoners so lava lamps I would arm those and these [ __ ] silly lights I would uh only go after the Stoners they need some lava lamp technology they need to put like LCD screens inside the lava and then so like when you're watching a lava lamp it's just like warped TVs or something like that you know what I mean like what if it was like the liquid was like a TV screen oh W so like you could have like that technology that would be annoying it'd be weird but you can have it tuned in anything well you know what it would be cool it'd be cool for a wall effect it would be cool if you projected it on a wall yeah you know and then you knowed lava lamp yeah I think they do that at most like ra clubs well they fake it they really they don't project an actual lava lamp they project a video of a lava lamp perhaps yeah it's all video you know they don't they don't actually project the lava lamp itself what what exactly have you ever been to that rehab though have youever been to one of those parties I don't think so maybe long time ago maybe the um those those things are fun man but you can get sunburnt and you get [ __ ] drunk out there and uh got to be care F don't fall in and drown yeah just look at this though look at this you got to wonder how many people are peeing in that water cuz it's not it's not just one look at this [ __ ] though this is like spring break it's crazy it's CRA and it's just insane dude Vegas is on another level it is on another level of Deery people are just tightly wound and Vegas is the one place where it's okay to make out with your girlfriend uh you know girls start making out with each other for the first time and look at that see right there right when I said that on Q on Q was it a [ __ ] well just you're going to get a little of that every now and then wow these girls are grinding on each other and grinding on imagine podcasting here I don't think
that would be good I don't think those are our people you don't think these I think the only way it would work is if everyone here just branched off and [ __ ] and got this out of your system there's no way you can put on a podcast with some much slinging dick and [ __ ] all over the place is you look how who's going to give a [ __ ] about anything we have to say you thinking about I think I can [ __ ] her I think she wants to [ __ ] and she's thinking I think he's going to [ __ ] me oh my God should I let him [ __ ] me and then you're doing shots together and next thing you know it we're floating the river thing yeah you got to [ __ ] get that [ __ ] out of your system then come down and listen to us [ __ ] rant because otherwise you're not going to be interested why would you be interested in what anything that we have to say while there's so much [ __ ] everywhere that's insane of this this is why the Arabs hate us bro videos like this videos like this get out and they don't even let chicks wear their [ __ ] regular dresses you have to wear burkas and [ __ ] you know is Islamic fundamentalist they look at this as this is the downfall of Western Civilization this is Babylon to them you know of course it's all ridiculous and of course you know they're completely hypocritical for the most part the guys even the guys that were uh on the planes that flew into the Twin Towers those guys were at strip clubs like a couple of nights before but this is this is what they point to if you want to point to uh the decline of Western Civilization they point to all this undisciplined life but what they don't understand is they live in a place where you have to be strict and disciplined you live in a [ __ ] shitty desert you know if you live in a terrible terrible environment and you know and everyone is like really strict and really harsh and mean it's because the environment you live in sucks no one can relax so the only people that survive are the people are like super hardcore if the road ends Vegas would be safer than La though right because I know I know there's no water or anything really there oh sure there is there Lake me oh there's a big lake there I think it's a fake Lake though I don't know if it's an artificial Lake I don't think it might have been built by a dam or something like that but it's there right
and it's awesome and they have striped bass in there you could go fishing in there but yeah I think uh Vegas is probably safer than La I don't think they would if they were attacking America they want to attack our banking system they if someone was trying to be a terrorist they would try to attack massive population centers Vegas for all its craziness doesn't really have that many people living in there it's a fairly small town it' be easy to excape well I just once if the [ __ ] hits the fan the resources are going to run dry really quick you're not going to be able to bring in any food and then it's like what are you eating what are you eat there's nothing there and it's going to be like it really should be which is a desert and not I'm not saying there's anything wrong with living in the desert it's just the only way to live in the desert today in this in this world is you have to have modern power you have to have food you have to have supermarkets you have to be able to get water that that has to come to you if you live in the desert because if it's just you living in the desert you're kind of [ __ ] there's no food out there how you going to grow food you you can't even there's no water you know what I'm saying unless you're bringing water in you can't really live in the desert so the only way to live in the desert is with modern means and when the [ __ ] hits the fan if you're living in the desert those modern means will be useless and then you got to get the [ __ ] out of the desert so probably the most like probably the best places then would be something like you know Ohio Michigan yeah not bad not bad but the winter is a problem transportation's a real [ __ ] you know you're going to ride horses back and forth everywhere that's the only way to get around and you don't want to go too far on a [ __ ] horse you know you don't want to do that you don't want to go too far if you have to drag [ __ ] if the horses have to drag Lumber and stuff you're going to be you're going to want to be as self- sustaining as possible that's why we'll have dogs you know we'll have slays and dogs we'll be like that [ __ ] it doesn't get that snowy can't count on it to be that snowy ridiculous that doesn't make any sense like reindeers just tons of no all those Chihuahua they all be put to
use as Horses no they would be TR they trample on each other and we'd hate them we'd find out how mean they really are they dud biting the ones underneath them as they're trying to pull your sled I was watching old Looney Tunes this weekend uh cuz this guy named fast Eddie told me to to watch he's like do you remember wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute you know a dude named fast Eddie yeah has he tried to stick his dick in your mouth no not yet no I don't know if that's just a real his if a guy makes you call him fast Eddie hey it's my name fast Eddie they call me fast Ed there's one fast Eddie all right and it's fast Eddie Felson from the [ __ ] Hustler it's Paul [ __ ] Newman that's who it was the guy the original that's fast Eddy you can't call yourself fast Eddie that's completely he's a guy from The Comedy Store do you know who uh Hispanic guy no but he can't call himself fasted if somebody else wants to call him fast I don't he calls himself first of all you better be able to play pool [ __ ] you want to call yourself fast I don't think he calls himself I think other people call they better stop they better stop just one fast Eddy fast Eddy Felson what was I talking about Paul Newman The Hustler Jackie gleon no that's what you're talking about [ __ ] I wonder I think it was 63 I don't remember what year it was somewhere in 1960s early 60s but God what a movie man what a great [ __ ] movie and if you're a pool player that's like you know that movie is like the Holy Grail of movies that's the Holy Grail of pool movies cuz it was like a really good dramatic film and it captured this guy's session to be the best pool player although quite honestly Paul Newman really does not have a very believable stroke he need to stay down the ball a little bit more his follow through is a little hamfisted whereas Jackie gleon had a real stroke Jackie gleon could actually Run 100 Balls I believe I I believe he at least ran 75 balls uh he was a real player you could tell by the way he would uh pocket balls like he was you know he was he grew up on pool tables did you hear Andy Griffin died today Andy Griffin from the Andy Griffin show yeah um that sucks that does suck that's like one of those a yeah yeah nobody hated that guy [ __ ] nice guy yeah except and they he's
already buried that he died today and he's already buried wow because he wanted an immediate burial oh he probably didn't want to be bombed or something is that possible can you say just put a bunch what kind of craziness is this the universe eats our bodies all right that's just the way it is it's set up there's a bunch of [ __ ] inside the soil okay soil is not just dirt soil is alive it's alive with minerals that's alive with organisms ACH of dead people actually there's a bunch of [ __ ] in there that would eat your body and that's what it's supposed to do and you poison that stuff you know poison your body and then cover them with makeup so what so people can stare at them pretend you're not dead why do you have a dead person with [ __ ] makeup on lying in a bed with a rosary wrapped around their Frozen frigid hands just bury them this is craziness staring at a body doesn't do anybody any good what if we totally Mis guessed like how old they the planet is and that actually all the dirt is just tons and tons of dead people from like billions and billions of years and like the middle there's just one person and that's God and he's just sitting there like on like in the middle of nowhere well that's you know that's kind of funny because that's what like some there's uh some beaches that are covered in Fishbones like the sand is actually like Fishbones like um where they have big uh die offs like what is that salt the salt and sea yes the salt and sea exactly there's areas I haven't have you gone personally no I don't want to go to that [ __ ] we talked about doing a podcast there once but we like sobered up and I've talked to so many people since then that cuz now that I know what it is that talk about it like oh I went there was it like yeah it's it stinks it's I don't know if I recommend it's all right it's kind of weird but n i mean it was a pretty miserable day and I'm like oh I don't that doesn't sound good wow yeah well if you don't know what it is there's some [ __ ] amazing documentary on it was it who who made that the what is it the tri something something in pleasures of the salt and seed do you remember the name of the documentary no God damn it I'm going to I'm going to have to look it up because it's it's it's really a fascinating documentary and it was uh
all showing how it used to be it used to be like this amazing Resort town are you binging it no I'm Googling it [ __ ] how dare you see that Google that picture of that Google car that got in a car accident one of the hey I want to tell you something though man when you just before you uh change the subject on that that binging thing I tried Googling something and it binged me oh on your laptop yes I I wrote Google and I did a Google Search and through some Microsoft [ __ ] it it became a Bing search yeah it was not I did not do that though I did not turn it into a Bing search it became a Bing search I was like wow I don't think I like that I think that's kind of creepy even if it's just a I mean that's that's that's [ __ ] yeah Microsoft's tricky like that that's but that's a mediate [ __ ] I've had this thing for two weeks that kind of [ __ ] creeps me out yeah you know let me Google it [ __ ] why you scared you you'll forget about it though you'll be binging your getting binged all the time you won't even realize the [ __ ] was I Google searching dude uh how to come down from really high weed quickly we weren't you telling me to Google or something the the documentary on the oh yeah salt and sea Jesus Christ Jesus I think it's John Waters John Waters oh he he just loves documentaries about this hydrations no it's it's it's more of a that's it plagues and pleasures of the salt and sea that's the documentary and it's um it's really uh a special documentary it's it's really interesting because this area in our lifetime went from being this amazing Resort where everybody went to party to being a complete mess everybody moved out it looks like the apocalypse Man the video is insane like when you look at what it used to be like everybody was like driving around their their motorboats and catching fish and they were all drinking and partying it was like some crazy like Resort where like Sunny Bono grew up and he was a part of this big movement to try to bring it back and then you see what it became and you realize that that can happen inside our lifetime from [ __ ] Sunny Bono the sunny and share show was on when I was a
kid I remember when Sunny Bono died when he went skiing into a [ __ ] tree I was sad Sunny Bono seemed like a nice guy and from that era from his life till now apocalypse the whole thing is just dead fish so much dead fish that the sand is Bones there's a there's a a a bony crunchy sand the whole place just stinks of death they have massive massive fish die offs where like a million fish will die yeah and they just they flood like the Inland areas so like all the boats have rotten fish around them I wonder if it's like a bucket of dead [ __ ] you know like just like that bad or if it's just like you know like fishy bad you know it's probably death it's probably the most depressing smell ever I don't think you could be happy smelling a million dead fish it's like nature is letting you know there's a terrible thing here this is what what whatever's going on here this is terrible it's led a a million organisms to [ __ ] out and just stop existing instantaneously that's not good yeah but it looks it looks like it used to be awesome it's it's crazy to watch it looks like it used to be this badass place that everybody would go to and you know you go to get your party on In Our Lifetime it's become a nightmare and in this documentary though some dudes say it's not some dudes say it's all hype and one guy was in the documentary that actually eats the fish he eats it like Sashimi he doesn't even cook it he just fillets it and I was like Wow but maybe his body is just like so to that maybe he's like while he's doing that he's got three cigarettes in his mouth at the same time he doesn't give a [ __ ] about some [ __ ] pollution right you know I mean if you really think about it what if you're a cigarette smoker she'd be you'd be even concerned about pollution there's no way it could be possibly as bad as to [ __ ] your self inflicting that you're voluntarily pumping that [ __ ] into your system eat some dirty sushimi what are you worried about I I'm think I'm done with sushi I'm just done with getting sick that last time really scared me away from it I think you can really [ __ ] your system up if you get a parasite and they say that if you want to be really careful you should only eat saltwater Sushi you should only eat like tuna and you got to be careful with freshwater stuff because freshwater
stuff can contain parasites and uh freshw water stuff can yes you really should cook a lot of freshwater fishes yeah there's certain fish that that have parasites like salmon can have parasites you have you have to be careful and you can get you can get sick man you can you're you know you can [ __ ] up your digestive tract you know and you can it's just not good to have little [ __ ] parasites inside your body [ __ ] it up you really got to see Ted man that was a really really good fun movie and and if you're like family guy it's just it feels good it it I like how he used a lot of the characters in Family Guy but the actor Parts you know like the real the real people or actors in in the movie so everything just feels comfortable it's funny there's a lot of druggies like there's mushrooms and weed in it you know when I heard that that movie did good I was I felt like like a good guy one you know what I mean like Seth McFarland is a I only met him once I did an episode of uh I think that someone was on Fear Factor or something like that on a show and I did it on uh and and then they made fun of me and American Dad too so that was kind of cool I want have him tweet people tweet to get him on a podcast or something I'm sure he's busy as [ __ ] now that his movie is gigantic now his movie took off but but he's just a a genuinely nice dude like when I met him he was like genuine like you can tell when someone's like he has a genuine smile like a friendly dude so it's nice when when you know you find out he's doing well but don't the [ __ ] don't the South Park guys hate him no don't know they [ __ ] on him I think it's just they're just you know competitive is that what it is I don't know I don't think they hate him yeah I don't know know you know Matt Stone and Trey Parker I mean especially Trey Parker he's such a [ __ ] genius that it's like you you got to like let him go nutty every now and then on things it's just it comes with the program like you you don't you don't you know there's he's he's out there like for how many years now putting out the edgiest 70 most badass cartoon in the history of the world I mean Family Guy is a nice cartoon it's a it's a fun show and I do oh you all right holy [ __ ]
that was crazy dude you got a short somewhere we should shut this thing down did you see that yeah you got to stop licking the microphone you [ __ ] you shorted everything out it's from M droolin bro that's what it is you want to uh kill the podcast and try to figure out what's going on better that that sparked my face did you see the spark ladies and gentlemen this day seems to be cursed uh I'm glad that the podcast started at least a little late cuz we would have been stumbling idiots we got a hold of some pot that is from another planet as Joey de would say they say [ __ ] they gave Kennedy before they took the top off the convertible wow you all right are you going to die I don't my it sparked like light just do the podcast from over there you'll be good yeah we have a serious short over here that's and throw some water on it we'll be fine just that was a white lightning bolt spark that's God you [ __ ] you've been you've been taunting God for your whole life God is upset God's upset with you Brian all right folks we're gonna have to figure out what this is so Brian doesn't die and uh we don't want Josh Barnett to have a flat tire and then get electrocuted cuz that [ __ ] would be ridiculous so we're going to figure out what's going on hopefully and we'll be back in about 10 to 15 minutes is that that probably uh accurate man that was a lightning bolt for my face [ __ ] got to walk it off I thought I'm going to walk it off 1015 minutes we'll see you guys in a little bit thank you bye