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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day good to see you my friend it's has been too long what's up fool good to see you too when was the last time I saw you brother it was like five years ago or something five years ago and I did the show here when you were in La yeah at the warehouse damn that's what I miss most about the store is uh you know traveling dudes we'd meet up we'd meet up at the home base yes you know and now when I was a young comic I would see like older Comics like that I would see on television they would just come hang out at that bar or the patio got refresh yeah and you pass by and you say oh yeah that's um man Hall holy [ __ ] that's boozler OG right there you know you know what right I used to see her at Dodger Stadium when I work at Dodger Stadium and I ask her for advice and she was just just you know like every cup back there just keep writing she's a funny comic man she was a funny comic who's that lady that was on um Curb Your Enthusiasm she's very funny too old school comic God damn it I'm very embarrassed that I forgot her name she hasn't done comedy in a long time look that up Susie yes Susie esmen oh Su stand up yes oh she was great she was really funny I midd for her once and like [ __ ] 1989 or some [ __ ] way back in the day my friend will you middle for that lady wow yeah yeah I forgot some place on Long Island I can't might have been like Governors or something like that I don't I do not remember but I remember she was very nice she was very funny very nice very encouraging which is the the best man when you get to work with someone that you see on television and you're just like starting out and they're nice to you that's so valuable I can't believe it like when I when I want sus there she is whoa she looked like Elaine from Seinfield she yeah similar but that's the haircut back then huh she yeah well they all had crazy hair everybody lost their mind in the 80s Alie liberman yeah they all they all lost their mind back then cuz like from the 70s to the 80s nobody knew how to dress they did crazy [ __ ] with their hair she got over her St yeah they would all tease their hair up it was crazy there was like a big hair thing I think think it was when
people started doing cocaine that's what I think I think is the 80s was Miami Vice and cocaine everybody lost their mind they lost their fashion sense people started wear wacky clothes cars started looking like [ __ ] yeah man theb the pinto real cars just started looking like [ __ ] I mean if you want an objective analysis of what happens to a society when they remove marijuana and mushrooms and then they bring in cocaine it's like hey you know what it's going to call Ford Fiesta yeah cuz we were Fiesta yesterday but cocaine brought a Sam kenneson too though you have to really cocaine's done some good you think he did a lot of a lot of lot no no it's like it's terrible for everybody who does it but but I do think that there's moments of inspired creativity from all kinds of substances especially that rock and roll cocaine that they used to get where it was like just real pure cocaine it wasn't stepped on didn't have amphetamines and fetanyl in it all kinds of other [ __ ] good [ __ ] not the stuff you bu like a grab ra and I should say this as a person who's never tried cocaine never never tried no I would not lie never no never no I got real lucky when I was in high school I had a buddy of mine and his cousin started selling it and he was a great guy and I watched this dude kind of like shrink into himself and lost a ton of weight and him and his girlfriend just they had this attic apart and they would just hang out and do Coke and sell Coke and they would just like watch TV and do Coke and it wasow it was like they got bit by a vampire man it scared the [ __ ] out of me I was afraid of cocaine man cuz when I started standup like I started stand up like in '94 93 and open mic and I was clean I was sober I was a year I was in rehab and I wanted to do be a comedian so I went to a library to learn about writing Jean paret comedy writing step by step another book called um how to write funny be funny and make money being funny and that was a real great book bro I mean it had um comedy clubs um locations in the back and it had Booker numbers like to submit your comedy yeah well remember the comedy USA industry guide $100 yeah can you believe that [ __ ] bro
I remember dudes used to take out full page ads that's how you knew they were killing it when a dude would take out a full page ad in the comedy USA industry guy I'm like wow he's got a full page ad I remember bro um when um we I was looking for gigs in like in 2000 right and I remember this comedian named Shang and Dante Dante I remember those guys those guys um had a list of a list like a five page list of Comedy Bookers names Knack a number to call and the back of page was shitty Bookers to avoid and they to S it to the comic for like 75 bucks wow I got lucky that I was in Boston and Boston had there was that was like the boom happened in Boston when like Stephen Wright got on tonight show everybody found out about Boston but it was already this like crazy there's a great documentary called when standup stood out you had that guy on the show here yeah I've had a few of those guys on the it was like a chin restaurant yes yeah yeah yeah Don Gavin was one of those guys Steve Sweeney Legends I still say to this day they're some of the best Comics I ever seen in my I've seen them murder harder than anybody I've ever seen in my life but it was just very Regional very local and um a lot of it didn't translate nationally for some reason like Steve Sweeney in Boston in front of a Boston audience is the funniest guy that's ever lived and I'm not kidding I'm not exaggerating he would get like Boston accents and Boston attitudes it would be all big part of his act and dude it was murderous if you had to follow that you were [ __ ] you were [ __ ] man and they would do that to dudes from out of town it was the most ruthless cruel [ __ ] they would do at Nick's comedy stop they would take these assassins these local assassins and stack them one after the other it would be Kenny Rogerson Don Gavin Steve Sweeny and then they throw up some headliner and this poor headliner is used to soft axe on the road he's used to be known for the guy who was on television hey folks you so I'm uh Mike you know the sitcom and they try to do stand up and just they were getting eaten alive he's talking about nuggets those the guys were up there all coked out oh yeah they were working the crowd they were wild boys too they were big like football player sized wild crazy
Drinkers and partyers and they were funny man and so because there was this like love of comedy in Boston they had all these comedy nights all over the place where you can make a living so you could be like a half-ass comedian like I was and you know you can make 500 bucks a week just hustling just moving around and that's what we all did so there was so many places that you could work and so many like little booking agents and like like Western Massachusetts you'd have to go out there like you know like there's these weird pounds or like liberal hideouts you know what I mean like uner like Amherst you'd get like Amherst gigs it was weird like am masss the other place you got to be from there to pronounce it right which one is that the one is that the you for a steak sauce oh Worcester Worcester yeah yeah it looks weird I was 2010 I was doing Last Comic Standing There and um I got there day early and I hung out with a a Boston comic I think his uncle is that caught the guy they caught that was missing in action um the Irish gangster oh David Boer is the comedian yeah and he and they he was I said yeah man we you performing Worster sir and then he he took the join he go no bro wor okay thank you for telling me bro yeah you don't want to say hey wer sir nice to be here they would [ __ ] kill you they're like that's where the great Doug Stan help is from yeah w Doug Stan hope started in Worcester I love him he's the best all right it's February and by now 80% of people have probably abandoned their New Year's resolutions and it makes sense life can get crazy and all of the sudden you don't have the time but one easy Habit to stick with is ag1 it's an easy realistic habit that you can make to benefit your whole body Health ag1 makes hard to get micronutrients easy to get and replaces multiple vitamins and supplements with just one scoop you just mix it some cold water take a nice moment in the morning to do your body right and honestly it tastes pretty good it's not easy to pack this many high quality ingredients with this much nutrient density but ag1 makes it happen without added sugars or artificial sweeteners ever ag1 is a great way to invest in your health now and in the long run which is why I've partnered with them for so long try ag1 and get a
free bottle of vitamin D3 K2 and five free ag1 travel packs with your first subscription at drink a1.com Rogan that's a $76 value gift for free when you go to drink a1.com Joo Rogan check it out I had a first Comedy album the one he did with roaring or something oh the one we did with music in the background yeah that was great that's a great Alum there's a place like that a Boston place but not in a documentary but will Durst he's a San Francisco comedian he had a room like that called a comedy zoo or the the zoo Holy City Zoo holy city zoo and there's a comedian that came out of there that's a killer comic and he's still alive and um he open for me and he open for Rob um Schneider and Papa and he opened up for a lot of people U Larry Bubbles Brown oh cool and he's the old school guy after every joke he goes but he did the letter he did Letterman in 1992 and then um he did it again in 2006 he has a record for doing Letterman between 30 years wow but he one of those Comics that like never left San Francisco there's a few of those guys that got trapped like that yes yeah that were like really good guys remember that one guy in Chicago [ __ ] what was his Larry Larry ree Larry ree remember Larry ree he was a guy like that like a really solid National act but he was so Chicago he kind of stayed around there mostly but he was like every now you'd find towns like that you had like one murderer that lived in the town Bob Marley in New England yes Maine Bob Marley the murderer of Maine Robert shimel was Arizona I love Robert shim man he was the best he was the best he was such a good guy but he was uh he lived in Phoenix and it was somewhere in that area I think it was Phoenix but for him it was like it was easier to get around the country that way and he didn't want to be a part of he was like one of the first guys that I was like oh you could like be a big time comic and not have to leave your state like you get to a point where you can live in Oklahoma Like Larry the Cable Guy does probably where does he live he lives in like somewhere like Georgia or something like that I don't know in a country where do he live from Orlando is that where he lives though I I don't want to
give up as I'm not trying to do from he's like on the radio there but I think yeah he's definitely from there I just don't know if he lives there we probably shouldn't say where he lives but that dude is uh he could be anywhere it doesn't matter like you could just go anywhere I to see his face when I go to El Paso comic strip and all those dudes you're talking about they were all there dude I remember Josh Wolf showed me a picture that he took when he was on stage and they were doing it was like 60,000 people so Larry the Cable Guy was doing like 60,000 people and Josh Wolf's like got his camera and he's like moving around stage like that is the craziest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen that crowd is so insane that's how big that guy got th000 people man and he was another dude that got hated on for no reason other than his success it was like for some reason everybody couldn't believe that you could say offensive things as a joke in a character all of a sudden and it had so coincidentally happened at the same time as him getting super huge it's like you guys are just [ __ ] haters that's crazy how when they they start hating the the car character but not the person well that's the dice thing yeah right just like the guy with that they us to have that puppet in New York oh Ain George yeah U Greg gadoo when I opened for him back in the day um back in Addison Improv he told me that um he will say the nastiest [ __ ] that puppet and this lady threw threw [ __ ] at the puppet but not at an auto bro we were talking about it Tuesday night in the green room we were talking about how that puppet was kind of possessed and I'm not even bullshitting you know Otto was out there OT was out there I mean he was out there everybody I mean that dude part he went hard and he was a genius comedian but he would get rides to gigs and say pull over I got a check on George and he would in the [ __ ] side of the highway he would pull over Pop the trunk and check on the dummy wow his buddy weird man weird man weird someone he is bro someone stabbed that dummy once at danger Fields some Puerto Rican guy who was the the dummy was saying Puerto Rican jokes to this guy and the guy [ __ ] stabbed the dummy stabbed the dummy was it a knife or a sharp [ __ ]
knife or a sharp bed spring bro something anything whatever you got that you polished down to a point you watched the The Fabulous ma maaso what's that the fabulous m maaso is about a female comic growing up in a 50th on Amazon no oh fabulous Mrs Mel Mrs Mel oh she's Mrs all right thought you were saying something in Spanish that's hilarious you seen mous that's hilarious I literally thought you were talking about a completely different show you remember the ventriloquist that did like a one minute set on her show yeah well so like ventriloquist now it's like it's one of those things like with Carrot Top he's like so successful with props that no one does props anymore but when we first started out everybody did props there was like 10 guys on a lineup of 20 guys that have props they bring with them on stage cuz sometimes it was really funny Rusty dly yeah Rusty dly was great at it but it's like the he owned that for whatever reason because katop got so big using props he's the only guy that still does it that he kind of owns that and then with Jeff Dunham he got so big at being a ventriloquist like there's no ventriloquist anymore like when we were kids there was always comedy ventriloquist there was like Willie Tyler and Lester remember there was like a it was a it was a fun thing you get the dummy to say [ __ ] up [ __ ] and then you go I can't believe you could say that in front of these nice people and then George be like [ __ ] these people the he tell everybody sock his [ __ ] it was it was crazy what's another one Woody Woody in the hood yeah well with Otto and George it was a little different man because I think George I think Otto believed that George was alive I think Otto believed there was something about George that was different than him like he was not Otto and George he was just Otto and George only existed when George was there and it seemed like there was something going on with that and it might be be just he [ __ ] fried his brain to the point where he was connecting with you know all kinds of energy that wasn't even there you know he might have been out he was out there he was out there but the com together want if they smoke crack together yeah he probably made George
smoke it yeah there's Famous Auto crack stories I mean he was that guy was gone but he was also brilliant really funny man [ __ ] funny and we in a Comics comic like we would all sit in the back of the room to watch when he was on stage but so there's a lot of those guys that are like Real Genius but they're real Centric and for whatever reason the general public doesn't find out about him there's not like a good vehicle at least back then there wasn't for them to get out to the general public like today I would say an example that is like Brian Holzman yes right like Brian Holzman we've known forever he's always been a guy we all watched he was always the guy that at the end of the night especially if something [ __ ] up happened like there was a plane crash or like someone got eaten by a line funny you mentioned a L crash cuzz I was there when he did that joke I was on the back of the comedy store he said um American Airlines is hiring and then um he said U because I remember who he I remember who survived that Airline and he said um [ __ ] that everybody says how come they don't build a plane out of the black box or sing next to the Black Box sing next to a [ __ ] baby baby survive let me hold that baby [ __ ] way survived yeah a baby survived in airine the flight one time and he said oh I want to hold that baby I want to hold somebody baby in the airplane just in case it goes down cuz if a baby survive I'm going to survive you have to see him say it I don't think we're doing it justice I'm [ __ ] it all up my favorite one was when Susan Smith got arrested for drowning her kids he goes I heard those were bad kids I heard they sat that close to the TV they didn't put away that those kids will not be missed the the fun thing about Brian is if you know him like in real life he's like the sweetest guy on Earth he's such a sweetheart of a guy like super friendly to everybody loves everybody like he doesn't even have an enemy like Brian Holzman has no enemies he's always sweet and friendly and then he gets on stage and it's like he becomes like his version of George yeah I I hung out with um Brian Holzman I hung out with Brian Holzman and his mom in San Antonio Texas oh wow cuz we were doing the the Latino laugh
Festival oh wow and he was the only non Latino in the show him and Daran Carter and U bro there was all Latinos bro everybody was getting [ __ ] Johnny Sanchez pronounced his name like an American and somebody yell loud it's Sanchez [ __ ] how did they say it I don't know he said H my name is Johnny Sanchez and then somebody said no it's Sanchez with five A Sanchez oh he got heckled so um he got heckled for saying his name in a non-mexican way yes and then Brian hosman goes up there bro it's rough out in those streets and Brian H was up there he said um he goes this is not a comedy show close all the doors I goes border patrol is going to come in here and take care [Laughter] everybody bro but this is after this is after um we were doing this taping a typing Mania shows up does a guest spot on our taping and goes long you know really long you know like Jeff valz looking around so then um that's when Barry Holman goes up and murders it he goes man I got to figure out how to H up this immigration problem man we get a bunch of U-Haul trucks U-Haul trucks we go around to every Home Depot we got these people yeah we're hiring bro there lot of jobs mus come on get in the trucks we [ __ ] take these drugs would drop them off in Tiana Mexico yeah he would you have to see him say it he start screaming and [ __ ] but it's also like he's playing this bizarre psychotic character that only comes out when he's on stage he's the most different when he's on stage and he's held his job too when he had a job at he always had a job that was the problem guy that was the problem he never hit he never hit the road he stuck around the store cuz like I was saying there's not like a path those guys like nobody wanted Brian Holzman to open for them that's too weird no you know he belonged at the store and now he's found a crowd at the mothership his shows at the Mother Ship they're all sold out like he's hilarious people come to see him and he didn't have a path before it was like there was like you know he's too weird to put on a television show it's like it's like you got to you really want to be in the room that's what it is yeah this like if
anybody is way funnier in the room it's Brian Holzman the the discomfort the weirdness and the way he works around it when you're in the room is so fun and every Show's different every Show's different and he's always talking about new things he's like I mean it's really like he channels this [ __ ] character it's like he should be two different people he should be Brian Holtzman the super nice guy and then whatever the [ __ ] his name is when he's on stage it's almost like he needs a second name mity should have done that a long time ago MIT used to call Joey fat baby do you remember those days yeah someone someone has one of the lineups that they got from Jeff Scott and uh on the lineup it's got everybody's name and then you know 15 minutes and then it says fat baby fat baby she wanted him to be called fat baby weird advice sometimes man the managers give you terrible advice can't listen to any of them know what good advice I was bummed out one time cuz you know you have to go back and forth back and forth so they make you a regular mhm and I was trying at the Laugh Factory and one time J that he told me I don't see you making it man for another 6 to eight years oh boy and then when I finally got last C standing I looked at him and said you Jamie your ADV was full of [ __ ] it took [ __ ] 12 it took 12 not six but I was bummed out when he told me that I was like bummed out you know you get bummed out like you realize you put in all this work and it's like you know you can't be a regular here so you got to go back to the other rooms um I talked to Brad Williams and um he said um [ __ ] that advice bro you know what he told me he said he told me that I should get all the little people I can find in Hollywood all of them all the little [ __ ] all little PE little persons and um bring them to the lab Factory and Jamie said you can have the biggest little person show in all of Hollywood that was his advice for Brad so they I was I was not feeling so bad after that then I talked to Alonzo Bowden and he told Alonzo Bowden that he should put on shoulder pads and be a football comic so Joe after hearing that I don't want to cry anymore oh my God he had some terrible
advice I think it was he was giving ad I think it was he was giving this advice to Todd Parker who was telling him who was either Todd Parker or Robbie Prince two guys that I knew from Boston one of them he was telling them I think it's Todd you've got to be Generation X Guy this is what you're going to be buddy you're going to be Generation X guy so from Generation X this is how I see the world buddy like everything was as a gener Generation X guy like and he was like that's the worst advice I've ever heard in my life like why would I do that but people would have like schemes for you but the thing is they they're just trying to help yeah but the the no one knows how to do it other than you and you got to figure it out no one can tell you yeah and it's like outdated too like who would have told Mitch Hedberg wear sunglasses and sometimes turn your back to the crowd no one no one Mitch Hedberg would be killing with his back to the crowd high on heroin all non seiters for like an hour and a half they have stage right he was just crazy you know BR with him you met him I met him I didn't know him well but I you know I knew him enough that that it was a bummer when when he died I remember I was with Stan hope we were filming something and um we found out that he had Gang Green he got admitted to a hospital he had Gang Green like yo Gang Green [ __ ] kills people like this is [ __ ] scary and you know he just had a problem he just liked that heroin and he didn't want to stop like people wanted to clean him up he did not want to get cleaned up it's like I am not interested I diding one time but I didn't show it up I just smoked it but I was in Amsterdam dude it doesn't seem like anybody has a great old time with the rest of their life once they start doing heroin it just it's like cocaine it's the same thing it's like I think there's probably moments of Brilliance that have come out of heroin though I I I definitely do and I think about 1960s music I think heroin and LSD affected a lot of rock and roll in the 1960s and cannabis for sure too and probably mushrooms but you know the the thing that it always kills you like everybody always it always ruins everything they all died young everybody like but Morrison 27 Hendrick 27 although there is a wild conspiracy
about Hendrick yeah yeah that he was killed by his manager the conspiracy there there was one of his bodyguards right is that what he was Jamie that wrote this book how did he die he I think he died of his xixi from throwing up you know which is one thing that can happen to people that are doing drugs but the uh bodyguard I I believe this don't hold me to this but I believe the story was Hendrick was going to leave his manager his manager was mobbed up his manager was like a scary guy and his manager is making a lot of money with Hendrick Hendricks is trying to leave and uh he's got the rights to the Hendrick catalog and he kills Hendrick so his former roie so the thing that's compelling about this is shortly after this his uh girlfriend tappy committed suicide air quotes by being thrown off a roof so they got rid of Hendrick and they got rid of his girlfriend if that's what really happened so the he was the benefactor allegedly of the guitarist $2 million life insurance policy $2 million okay worth around 1.2 million in 19 7 uh according to Wright Jeffrey told him about the crime in 1971 a year after the 27-year-old Hendrick was found dead in a London hotel he said I had to do it tappy right claims the manager said you understand don't you I had to do it you know damn well what I'm talking about we went round to his hotel room got a handful of pills stuffed them into his mouth then poured a few bottles of red wine deep into his windpipe Hendrick is found dead at the samond hotel tell on 18th of September 1970 the cause of death was recorded as barbituate intoxication and inhalation of vomit I could still hear the conversation Wright wrote of jeffy's confession see the man I'd known for so much of my life his face pale hand clutching at his glass in sudden rage Hendrick's manager died in a plane crash in 73 so this guy's dead that supposedly did this listen man they did that back then they were gangsters there was gangsters running everything if there was a lot of money to be made scary people moved in and it became a real problem yeah man gangsters own a lot of stuff that a lot of people wouldn't want to own like a gay club uhhuh yeah like La they own all the gay
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where he plays the colonel yeah you know when you see it like we appreciate how a guy can really like become a different person like he becomes This creepy manager guy this manipulative gambling creepy manager guy I mean it's [ __ ] genius man it's so good like you really you you that's what's crazy like you forget that's Tom Hanks you're like oh but you really got a sense of the relationship that Elvis had with this dude cuz those guys that get crazy look there's famous and then there's Elvis famous in the 1960s and you don't even understand what that means no one understands what that means and he was the first one to be like that imagine that I know man imagine walking into a room and just go you want a kiss and they kiss just imagine just trying to navigate Life as a human being and you're literally the most desired person to be around alive like you can't walk down the street people scream and they cheer and they run at you women faint they cry and there's never been someone like that before that's what's crazy because this is the first time you've seen a guy on television and he's on television shaking his hips and so they go crazy no one never done that huh no no you never had a pop star on TV shaking his hips like he's [ __ ] yeah it was too much did they cover it up the first time I think they did something where they were upset at him because they didn't know he was going to do it I think it was like I think he was actually going to get fined in some places like you weren't allowed to shake your hips like that like this is how crazy being Elvis was badass there this one video or picture of Alvis that I like besides the one you have here you the rested when he's um he's playing outside an outside event and he's wearing all black and he's [ __ ] young as hell and the papad door looking good the blue that chines like bro and about F and there was no Elvis before Elvis that's what's crazy so he's like this one guy that becomes way more famous than any entertainer ever and then he's got an evil manager and then he's doing pills and then just living in paranoia and the the whole world don't make any sense nothing makes any sense they can't make any sense you have no peers you have no one around you that's like you no one around you that
can understand you and you're being protected by some guy who's like siphoning money from you he was doing [ __ ] little gigs right like he'll leave do like a two-hour show and then leave go do another two hour show somewhere else I think he got into a financial bind right isn't wasn't that a part of the movie and then he got that Vegas residency bro the Vegas residency is probably convenient because you don't have to go anywhere you know you know where you live you know where the gig is like katop seems to like it but I don't think I could do that that but if you're a musician though like Elvis is great yeah oh yeah but even like Comics can do it a lot of comics do it you know it's I just don't know about living in Vegas I lose my mind being in the same place seven days a week 14 shows the people that live outside of Vegas love it though if you live like in like Henderson or some of those places like they're very very nice places but it's still you're still connected to this place where people go to get psychotic you know there's some weird energy about that I listen this is not a knock on Vegas I love veg look I I love New York City Ari [ __ ] loves living in New York City I can't live in New York City I can't handle all that I got to get the [ __ ] away some people love it you everybody could love everything but it just seems like that it's like Vegas is a uniquely crazy place people go there specifically like we're going to go to Vegas it's like it's in the title of the state means craziness Vegas every every day probably like 50,000 people show up it's every day and then you got rodeos coming into town and UFC fights coming into town and [ __ ] concerts Raider fans it's a [ __ ] wild ass town I I love being there I just don't know if I could live there I just it seems like it's almost a little too crazy so this is Ed Sullivan Show 1956 this is the only time this is the first time his Hips show up on the screen is 10 minutes into this yeah he was wiggling his dick too much all he was doing though that's a lot Jamie what do you mean that's all he was doing that's offensive after this air they said they wouldn't air him from the waist down anymore isn't that crazy but they obvious he's barely it's barely shown
it's so crazy bro he probably had look his big old dick keeps slapping out his jacket that's what it is look if you see that side back it up a little bit that's what the problem is Jamie look at that jacket popping up and down from his big old El dick look he didn't assemble with it bro he's he's making his jacket pop with his dick I'm with the sensors I'm with the sensors of course he had a big dick he had everything he had everything he had voice Talent beautiful you think he's going to have a little dick all that all those gifts how tall is he I don't know he's probably 6 feet tall 21 years old there 2 kid man wow how how can you manage that how can you navigate that at 21 years old it's him I know man bro it's him and Michael Jackson these are the two case studies and people that got too famous but sometimes I wonder man like how would I handle that much success at that early age bro you wouldn't I know that's say you wouldn't you would go crazy bro how about you crazy I would have got crazy I would been with a big [ __ ] cold sore yeah dude I got lucky my my fame Ascent was a slow drip you know like over time a slow drip mine was like the little mountain guy on um on the pric is right and then stopping along the way bunch of haters fighting with all the comics Coke here compad too long with Jo Diaz elol Padres is a spot 64 years ago today more than 60 million people watch Elvis Presley perform on The Ed Sullivan Show wow 60 million that's so crazy but that's how it used to be man when and that's why losing control of that is so devastating to mainstream media that was what it was when I was a kid there was three channels dude there was NBC ABC and CBS and that was it and then all of a sudden there was Fox and we were crazy we got a whole another Channel local channels too though in your neighborhood yeah we definitely did especially yeah we all had everyone has local channels so you always had like the local NBC Network which you need those somebody got play movies yeah we didn't even have cable like it didn't exist we had like you have to realize how nuts the world was when everything you watched on television was just television that's all you ever saw like there's no cable
so you have four channels if you're and you felt so lucky to have that fourth Channel you got The Simpsons Married with Children came on that channel Fox changed the whole In Living Color changed the whole like feeling what a channel it's crazy that fox is now connected to like conservative Republicans reporting the news but it's like Fox when we were kids was married with Children it was you know it was like the Renegade shows it was The Simpsons it was uh you know there was a bunch of like fun shows that were fun shows man living single yeah but In Living Color to this day I say is one of there's two of the greatest ComEd like Satur live always gets it for longevity because it's crazy they've been around so longv but for like pure funny for me it's like In Living Color and Chappelle Show and I feel like you don't get Chappelle Show unless you have In Living Color first I feel like it there I feel like In Living Color broke open the door for chaotic sketches that were like really funny man wildly offensive really f i me to this day like there's a lot of [ __ ] on In Living Color that if you tried to do like in the height of wokeness like three or four years ago bro they would [ __ ] call for your censorship they they will come for you especially when D way and D were doing man on film there's an episode where where [ __ ] they gave it two snaps yep the camera falls on Damon wein and he become heterosexual all of a sudden and then U David L starts touching him man get your away from me man that episode how about when he played handyman he played a mentally [ __ ] I love that one oh my God he that's my favorite movie yeah a handicapped superhero it was and he made a superhero movie about him handyman he would fly like this yeah dude this this show was wild hilarious wildly offensive but so funny even Fire Marshall Bill bro making of a I was just going to bring that let me tell you something that guy's f [ __ ] whole face is burned off Jesus Christ my daughter's a burned victim by the way that's harsh bro that's what you'll get yeah it's uh wild that shows like Ahad of his time oh wait ahe well so was that other movie we were just talking
about that Ace Ventura Ace Ventura yeah yes when you find out that she's a trans person and the dick comes out and everybody starts throwing up first of all I don't buy it even if she had it turned to that photo again this was that's sha young right sea young yeah when she was hot so even if had a dick there's a lot of guys to be like listen nobody needs to know about that dick nobody need to know about that man that dick is between you and me and I time happened to me bro I just looked at it and go a big ass skin tag you got right there skin tag yeah all those shows like I mean what are the other great sketch shows Matt TV had some bangers Matt TV there were some bangers on Matt TV but it's another show Second City TV I watch Kids in the Hall Kids in the Hall Kids in the Hall Kids in the Hall was fantastic that was great you know um I I was a Kids in the Hall fan but I I didn't really start watching it like really get into it until after I'd met Dave like I didn't know much about Kids in the Hall I knew it was funny I knew everybody said it was funny but I don't think I'd ever even watched a sketch and then I became friends with Dave doing news radio and then I started really getting into it I was like oh this that guy had a very or still does have a very very unique sense of humor he rewrote like I don't know what percentage 40% of like the lines on news radio like on the set rewrite things all the time and he was always like coming up with a better way to do something it always had like a sense of like a pacing there that's a totally different thing man when you're making sketches like sketches is a to like to be able to do that and do a lot of like really funny scenar arios that are unique that's a very it's hard right the stand up cuz we want to end it huh mhm well it's a totally different way of thinking no Gillian kees is another fantastic one that did that to this day like the problem with that show is like it's got this amazing fan core fan base but it doesn't it's way funnier than the amount of people that have seen it it's way funnier which is crazy because Shane Gillis is one of the biggest comics in the world yes he's funny as hell he's one the biggest comics on earth like he's selling out Arenas everywhere but
yet people don't realize how good Gillian Keys is it's like there's a one where they do the only fans Dad it's one of the hardest I've ever laugh in my [ __ ] life it's so funny it's so funny and so crazy and because no one's telling them what to do they're just doing what's funny and that's what got [ __ ] up there was so many [ __ ] nannies around everybody telling everybody what you can and can't say and so many subjects you you PNY can't cover like you got to stay out of the way just like the managers in the early days they're telling you you need braids you know braids bro with beads and you talk about the beads when you're on stage like what you to wear a suit shut the [ __ ] up get out of here I what bro they told me to wear a suit and I wear it and I saw J deer wearing a suit and I said bro we look ridiculous huh Jo deer he was wearing a beanie I remember I call him the Coca-Cola bear he got mad suits are a weird move but there're so they're sometimes fun I've worn suits on stage before it makes you feel different it does it really does you feel like you got to like change your posture or no you just feel like uh more of a [ __ ] professional [ __ ] look at this and a well uh tailored suit is what you really want the kind like modern suits you can move in them like they have like stretch to them which is different than you know when I when I was a kid and I thought of Suits I thought of like you're handcuffed like you can't move good yeah like you can't kick someone with [ __ ] suit pants on you know you you can't move well I know all obiously Johnny Carson his suits those look tight as hell well it's just they the fabric suck back then if you if especially if you're a bigger person you know if you you lift weights or something like that if you have muscles the everything's going to be constricted and tight and all [ __ ] up it's not going to fit good so Suits now if you get a good one like I got mine made by uh David August they do them for the UFC and yeah I've had them make a bunch of suits for me they're they're amazing they they do it to your actual shape so everything fits perfect you I mean I don't want make fun of the other guys but you're you're announcing you know you're a big muscle guy but it doesn't
look like you're coming out of that suit when you wear it look real good on you yeah it's because they make it to your shape you know man they're about to just come on they look like [ __ ] ranga T bro they're like like Mr Hy well you know a lot of those dudes are bigger than me anyway there's a certain size that you get like if you put the rock in a suit it still looks ridiculous it's like what the [ __ ] you made out of dude first time I met him backstage at the UFC and he had cowboy boots on right so he's he doesn't even boots yeah he don't even seem like a real person like when you meet him in real life you're like how what what the [ __ ] are you he's like a like a superhero like you're seeing like a real live superhero and a super nice guy man he came and worked out with with us we all worked out Tony henchcliffe Derek Assan we all [ __ ] lifted weights together hung out got in the sauna Shane Gillis we're all just chilling with the rock working out with them like No cameras no nothing I was like let's [ __ ] we don't have to post this let's just have some fun it's like [ __ ] yeah he was cool as [ __ ] cool as [ __ ] man wow that's amazing man it was fun I I enjoyed talking to him good guy I was in the air uh at at the America Delta and I saw Jason Mamoa oh he's another one and I said little too handsome for me I just said what's up no I don't know how to meet people I always I always weird people I said Jason just like that Jason what's up and then I didn't know that we were we were sitting almost close together on an airplane then he saw me again bro then I said what's up then they I felt like I creeped him out again man and then my wife was recording him bro recording him but I was on my phone he thought I was recording him but I met him in a Whole Foods parking lot I met him in a Whole Foods parking lot in Woodland Hills I was going to pick up some groceries and he was there too I was like what's up man how you doing what's going on we were talking I think that was before he did Conan which I I still say to this day the movie is not good like the Conan movie it's kind of falls apart but the way it looked was amazing and he played Conan and he's the perfect Conan like that's what Conan would have looked like he wouldn't have
looked like a bodybuild no disrespect to Arnold he looked amazing but it's like Conan was just a big giant Warrior and when he played that guy what was the guy he played on Game of Thrones crackle or something like that I can't remember he was [ __ ] incredible at that he played with that's Conan man that's Conan someone needs to do a good Conan the Barbarian movie go back and read the robery Howard books the books are great it's this super depressed dude in like the 1930s writes about this Barbarian yeah called Drago that's right there we are two people are get mistaken by bro get a get a photo of him when he was Conan Jason Mamoa as Conan bro he was the perfect Conan right there that's what Conan's supposed to look like that's how I supposed to look too that's the perfect Conan that's the Conan you believe is real that's a guy throwing a sword around his whole life fighting off dragons he's not a bodybuilder he looks like that that's what it looks like in the book like that's [ __ ] Conan we're identical that's con I mean someone need the guy's still capable of playing this character someone please me I wish Quinton Tarantino was into Conan Quinton if you're hearing me please read the books Quinton Tarantino doing Conan would be the most epic thing of all time could you imagine he would do it right or Beast Master if he was into it he would have to be into it I have no idea if he's into it but if he was into it if CH might do it somebody should do it'll start with the the the ending it'll be like the ending of the movie in the beginning and confus somebody us the B the books are great man because it's it's all from the mind of this tortured depressed dude who winds up killing himself it'll be the first time that you see a conad movie with everybody saying the n word over and over I don't think they had that word back then I think if you want to do it right they'll make it they'll make one up I think if they really wanted to do it right they should probably do it the way like Mel Gibson did Apocalypto that was a badass [ __ ] movie bro you felt that movie bro right but you know what I'm saying like hearing the people say it and and the same thing he did with
The Passion of the Christ they spoke in the language and it was all subtitles like they spoke in the language so you were transmitted exactly how these people were saying you felt like it was real like Apocalypto you felt like it was real like there was no English that movie that it is a Blockbuster movie that is a wild action adventure movie that with hardcore man Passion of the Christ and there's something about being sucked into hearing the actual language of the people that would be doing this that's so much better than cuz like whenever they do like Game of Thrones or something like that in another country also everybody has an English accent yes that's how they do it instead of talking like an American you can't talk like us cuz that would just throw people off so you have to have some sort of a proper way man like if the Exorcist the devil would have had like an Irish accent it would have been a totally different movie but but the Latin accent the whatever language Latin language yes yeah yeah [ __ ] yeah know what the language is but you're [ __ ] scared right it has to be exotic you can't have the devil going hey you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] your eyeballs you better get out of my garage yeah you can't have the devil talking like Jerry Seinfeld I speak salutes yeah you can't have the Devil with a whiny Voice or a Boston accent that was the scariest thing about Mike Tyson is his voice this voice that was so easy to make fun of and he [ __ ] murdered everybody it was almost like he was begging you to make fun of his voice dangerous dudes yeah it was almost like he was like begging you you're like like you bro you you're like you're like one of those guys you're like um to someone that doesn't know you personally you're like try me no I'm not like that at all though I'm real if I didn't know you and I saw you walking on the street and you not Joe Rogan I'd be like okay man this guy's good fight he's healthy stay away from him I'm friendly that's what we all need my friend we need friendly but you been friending since day one though I was talking to the your driver um um Rebel about um when you gave me that
solo pipe mhm and then um you you say you stop using it because of youan yeah and I remember um I was telling you that the reason it's called solo pipe cuz you're supposed to use it by yourself but I remember I told everybody you gave it to me and everybody wanted to hit it and by the time I got it back it was [ __ ] hot yeah I remember those thing I I try to stay like I think if you're smoking a cigar like butane is the way to go you know you burn the end of it but you don't want to like keep doing it you want to I feel like a certain amount of this is a chemical no matter what like that's a chemical you only want so much of that you really should probably have matches if you're going to light if you're going to smoke a cigar matches yeah you should really probably have matches and I think if you're like a Super Cigar nerd they do it even further they take Cedar and they light Cedar strips and they use that to to light their cigar those are super nerds Cedar strips whated strips dog pieces of wood they light little strips of wood and they light from Pure wood then they light their cigar there's super nerds when it comes to Cigars like they get into it oh that's what that guy said in a um gang in New York give me some Ember give me some Ember Ember oh that's that's that's that what is Ember fire oh oh [ __ ] yeah so these guys they they take little Cedar strips they light them on fire and they light their cigar from the cedar strips so this way you're not getting any of the butane fumes I don't even know how much you would get I don't you know can bu later yeah sure you know how to work it the thing back we're probably going to find out that okay every time you burn a lighter near you you inhale like 10 times more than you're ever supposed to in your life we'll probably find something like that out someday it can't be so good to have convenient fire like fire that quickly means like you've got some funky gases that you're burning you're burning some funky gases in the air oh horrible cuz I remember we like lighting a match and you get the ugly ass you know what's real bad what scented candles scented candles apparently are not healthy Jamie Google that um maybe I
should say some scented candles maybe there's a way to do it uh organically we should find out that's true too cuz that would be a good thing to know because I think there's some things in some scented candles that you're not supposed to inhale and when you're uh a person that likes to have candles and who doesn't they're cool you want to have candles in your house that's dope like candle light dinner with a bunch of friends is dope right but I think it's the scented ones it says it's the ones that are made for paraffin the ones that are made from paraffin are the problem it's a cheap byproduct primarily sourced from the refined M of petroleum so you're burning petroleum paraffin is the most used candle wax worldwide according to the National candle Association the major trade Association representing us candle manufacturers and their suppliers so it's all candles made from paraffin however few studies on candle emissions or their potential effects on human health exist and conclusions from the research are mixed there is no overall conclusion that paraffin candles will either uh excuse me either will or won't harm your health says pulmonologist Dr soia Farooq a clinical assistant professor at the Cleveland Clinic learner College of Medicine but the risk may also depend on various factors including candle type and quality how often and how long you're burning it the air flow and the space where you're burning it your health status and more well e either it's not good for you or it's fine it's these are the options and it seems to me like there's a little gaslighting going on here like how could it be good for you to have petroleum burning in your house I want you to show me a study that that like tell to measure the [ __ ] air in the room when you have three candles measure the air in the room when you have four candles measure keep going tell me when I'm going to get lung cancer from this [ __ ] because wow yeah Benzene a known carcinogen is another vocc Rel uh released by paraffin candles Hawk uh at long-term exposure to this chemical has been linked to blood disorders such as leukemia when inhaled Benzene can also be a respiratory irritant which means it could probably yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] so people think
candles are cool it's like oh man but what about what is what is a candle that you can use like can there's got to be candles that are not bad I hope all those candle that I've gotten a massage part were safe new candle oh now candles made from soy wax beeswax or steerin coconut oil or animal fats are often considered healthier but anything that is burned emits harmful particulates or chemicals Evan said so these candles also release vocs into the air it's just that paraffin wax is usually more polluting according to oh great so they all suck the risk of toxic emissions is greater when candles are scented or dyed which is another reason why paraffin free candles aren't immediately in the clear this this is because artificial fragrances have voc's including phalates which have been linked to learning and behavior problems obesity impaired development of the reproductive systems and more Evan said the unscented candle in the 2015 research also caused concerning concentrations of toxins but had the lowest amount compared with its scented counterparts Yeah by what ratio I wonder how much lower candle oh the national candle associ iation maintains that candles are safe for use in the home a spokesperson said in a statement first of all you can't totally say anything's safe cuz I I was dating a girl once and she burnt her [ __ ] house down with candles that's exaggerating she burnt a wall in her house what she doing she just let her candles burned down and something caught fire and it like lit the side of her [ __ ] bedroom Hall like her her wall was on fire she liked candles so they're not totally safe it's fire Fire's not totally safe [ __ ] lighters aren't totally safe you can't say it's safe like you could you could definitely do something stupid with it like you know what safe marshmallows marshmallows are safe not if you light them it's not good to eat they're bad for your body but they're [ __ ] safe they're not going to kill you unless you're burning them to mix Moes with a lighter and a fork you know what's supposed to be really bad for you paper straws paper straws have those forever chemicals in them see if that's true otherwise we'll have to cut this
out without getting sued by the paper straw industry oh speaking of straws right everybody knows that paper straws came around because everybody saw that video of that turtle with that straw on his nose that's the only reason why we started looking at paper straws different than everything else right paper or plastic plastic okay plastic straws came about what did I say paper plastic straws came about because of that video of that turtle with the plastic straw in his nose right remember that yeah that was it it was like in your nose right yeah deep deep in the turtle nose new studies found that 90% of paper straws tested contain forever chemicals or pfas compared to 75% of plastic straws so even plastic straws have those [ __ ] chemicals in them but it's even worse for you to use paper straws paper straws assessed by researchers at University of antor Belgium were found to contain more forever chemicals per poly floral Flor alal how do you say that give it a shot Philipe polyal yeah substances or pfas is than plastic but all of them are bad for you what it's basically saying is that even straws 75% of plastic straws have tested that they contain forever chemicals that's not good so all of it's bad we should probably abandon the idea of straws I like McDonald's straws the big fat one here's what you don't want a metal straw and a Stanley and then fall in your face okay cuz people have done that idiots well listen I've fallen i' no but I've fallen before I'm I'm an idiot no I haven't but I would imagine like I would you know just because you fall with a straw doesn't mean you're an idiot but people got to be aware that that's basically a metal shank that's going to go right through your face if you trip you got to carry that thing if you're like clumsy like as if you're carrying a knife like move it away from your body you know don't catch your body with it if you fall down and then stab yourself face I you you wouldn't let your baby hold that while you holding it yeah yeah why you holding that you're not ready for that yet you ain't ready well especially if you're clumsy clumsy people should really know they're clumsy and be super careful with what they're
carrying are you clumsy yeah m don't carry a rake I was outside over there going I I was holding that baseball and I think holding that baseball and I'm looking at the werewolf and I'm thinking love at my wife I bet you I could throw knuckle ball and make it right in the [ __ ] werewolf mouth you the [ __ ] something upside down yeah don't [ __ ] up my werewolf bro that's one of my prize possessions and even if you could hit it what does that prove don't want to break the werewolf's teeth what are you trying to prove Felipe I still got throw knuckle ball were you a good baseball player hell no no but you had a good knuckle ball or no no I was good at playing street ball with a tennis ball mhm and I can make I had a good junk on a tennis ball that we would put like a regular fast ball yeah and I to make that [ __ ] man that was good dude we used to play stickball in the street that was fun we were kids I don't get that game I I Wikipedia the other day to learn how to play cuz they're having like a a steti ball tournament in New York last week when I was there yeah that that's the video I saw yeah that's yeah they were having a tournament other veterans that used to play stickball New York showed up to play and these slid on bro but I never knew the game cuz in La we play over the line that's a good way to get a staff infection look at that bring on concrete good way they're getting pumped that looks like a guy who plays really good stick ball ter Squad yeah it's a city thing a room steti right when I played when I lived in Jamaica playing which out little place outside of uh Boston we played that we should play stickball on the street people get mad at you they hit their car with a tennis ball it was stupid but kids are just always looking for something to do back then now they're all online I used to play Crazy Games growing up bro that um I'm pretty sure kids don't play that anymore I used to play this game this game called webos which called eggs we used to put like a bunch of holes on the floor with your name on it and then somebody will throw a tennis ball and whoever the ball lands on that hole that person has to grab that ball and [ __ ] somebody up in the back before they get it make it to the wall and um that person you hit has to
grab that ball and then hit people on the way back before they get to the other side of the wall and if you miss everybody you get an egg on your on your little hole and once you get four of them we all take turns [ __ ] you up with a tennis ball while you're just Stander like this Jesus Christ yeah there was no cable back then and we don't want to join gangs I think you did and we want to read you guys had a softcore gang we didn't have no Boy [Laughter] Scouts that's a crazy way to make friends and we have you you play suicide though I I don't remember how's it go it's a handball court a wall and you throw a ball and there's five kids and you catch it but if you miss it everybody starts [ __ ] you up no never you make it to the wall no I never played that suicide never played that tell you you everybody stand by the wall and you throw the ball against the wall you try to catch it and if you miss they they [ __ ] jump you till you get to the wall with the ball [ __ ] that that's how got videos of suicide oh my God oh my God requires at least two players could have many as can be accommodated by the playing area this is funny when they take a game like this and they break it down like these are the rules we did play wall ball we did we call it wall ball you it wall ball did you do like that it was honestly yeah so if you [ __ ] if you [ __ ] up you'd have to stand on the wall people could throw the ball there it is right there the [ __ ] they until the player touches the wall they are open to be pegged struck hard with a thrown Ball by the player who caught it if a player become comes into contact with the ball but fails to catch it they are also open to be pegged yeah I mean that's what it it's a tough word to use but that's what it is getting hit by a tennis ball is a good thing to get hit by though right it sucks like if someone's throwing it it sucks but it's not going to kill you there's always this [ __ ] kid that didn't like that kid that was going to get hit and he'll put that [ __ ] ball in a shitload of water and mud oh that's a problem he's cheating he can't cheat that oh also remember um if if that person that put
to get hit by the ball runs home we'll [ __ ] we'll chase him home bro beat him up in front of his mom boy that's why Cable's important yes that's why uh the internet's important YouTube you got to keep people pacified Tik Tok saved your life imagine if it did imagine if it saved a few lives people just at home scrolling instead of out gang banging you know I mean everybody gets addicted to it if you you just don't go out and do terrible things because you're just scrolling and staring at your Tik to I know man I wonder if kids still shoplift for fun I bet they do you know there's been like famous people that have been caught shoplifting I think a lot of people who shop you when you were little I did you were hungry I got no no no I was just dumb and young and uh I got caught when you don't do it now right like you see opportunity no no no no I did it like a couple times ever it was like candy bars and [ __ ] when I was I was just hanging around with a bunch of bad kids and we would do that we would go it was like it was a thrill you'd go to a store and steal something and uh I think we probably did it two or three times and I got caught I don't do it anymore but I felt so stupid I know but sometimes I'm walking around and I see like um like a pack of donuts mhm but they're far from Donuts are right like they're by the shoe and they're open and I'm like I'm all high looking at the donut like damn you're lost Joey Diaz used to swipe lighters from 7eleven just to stay Sharp he he had money he when he had money he went swipe lighters just to stay on his toes how you doing brother I saw him I saw him do that while he's talking to the guy and he put his Snickers yeah he's get some hand movements to distract you I think that was the game man that road comedies would do bro on the way to a gig who could shoplift the most [ __ ] out of the gas station that's not good for our reputation that's not good for reputation traveling entertainers get Power Bars gas station food man those those times when you're on the road and all you're eating is garbage hell yeah man
you got to buy a grilled cheese there and put on pork rind in it from the package you got to take a chance with the bean and cheese burrito that you microwave you have to like open that strip of plastic those were good though they good you were hungry every now and then you got like good food at a gas station you're like why doesn't everybody do that this like sometimes you go to a gas station and it's like a gas station but it's also like a taco spot Fried Chicken cheeseburgers you're like damn those that looks like a legit [ __ ] cheeseburger okay where am I this place is dangerous here I mean you would make more money right that's what buy figured out go whatever the [ __ ] you want we got it dude we got barbecue pickled dicks let's go we got eggs cheese milk you could buy a house you could buy a [ __ ] sled what do you need you need fishing poles would you need a you need a hamburger what El sh ye cooler and a Trager Grill we got those we got a shower in a bag if you want to shower they're making a Disney bies and it's going to have rides in you know there's a lawsuit going on with bies there's a they're claiming that these people copied their logo which one the Chuckies no there's another spot that has like another kind of an animal yeah they do that with all that's knock off they knock off and that wherever that is they knock off all sorts of stores I'll try to find that is it another country yeah Oh I thought it was in America yeah it's in Mexico really oh interesting oh Mexico loves to do that there a fake SE that no no no I've seen that that's not it though that's the that's the fake bies in Mexico put that picture up again put that picture up again my God there's a fake in and out in Mexico too oh that's so funny man and there's a fake Inn out in California I've seen the fake in- and- out in Mexico there's a fake one in California yeah it's called easy take out and I think they used to be they they same same uniforms same stand same Burgers but they just added a breakfast Burger it's called easy takeout in West coina wow so they copied the the logo this is very similar here there but this is what the lawsuit is about same city to tempal lupus Mexico oh yeah they even got a little Gap in
between it Bucky's knockout lucky spotted he's lucky to have two teeth but that's the one in Mexico right jie they both I told you they both both but I don't think this other one is in Mexico I might be wrong month ago two months ago Bucky's taking legal action against Mexican shut up only thing that came up I like I was looking okay well what was that animal that was like a he the bies is a be right so what was that other animal what was the the lucky who's lucky is lucky a rabbit like what is lucky lucky is also a b Bieber oh my God no he a pad door though right see where's lies what a bunch of dumb asses oh my God it is a beaver what is it he we oh racco oh it's a raccoon oh okay no you can't do that he a mask man he's a Bandido why can't you do that though why can't you have Harry's or how about George's and have Curious George they could you know get together little franchise Curious George everybody loves Curious George or would that be okay like if they have George's would they get sued have a different lawsuit let's see there is a different lawsuit super fuels trademark infringement let me see cuz you imagine if like the owners whoever owns the the oh yeah this is even this is a little different whoa cuz it's like a i that's the one I saw super fuels so there's it's just they're saying it's because it's got a smiling animal and the red hat see I don't know I'm not on board with that one yeah I'm trying to see what they're trying to not on board with that one I I can't think that you could own the idea of having any kind of cute animal as a part of your logo that seems kind of ridiculous I don't understand copyright law but doesn't that seem like a little ridiculous to you yeah what if it's a what if it's a cat and you make it kitties and you have a cute little cat are you telling me that I can't make a business called kitties that depends where you're where you're doing business at and how how much of a copyright you have kind of like is it nationwide did you have an international copyright which is really tough right but is that a copyright infringement if you have kitties it depends on what if if you're not imagine someone has a copyright to the ability I don't understand any of
this stuff so I'm clearly I'm talking on of my ass but imagine if somebody has a copyright to just owning the ability to use a cartoon character in your logo that seems completely insane doesn't it yeah but the um what's his name um this this is comedy club and um Tommy teas he used to have the Lauren Hardy the the the what you call it the Lauren Hardy logos lauron Hardy yeah it was like yeah and um for his comedy club and he got uh he got a sued by um Bo of the clown he owned Theo owned Laurel and Hardy yeah the the the the cartoon any anything that you put cartoon on it with Laurel Hardy's face imagine going back watching Laurel Hardy imagine showing somebody that had no idea about American culture at all yes going back and you show them Laurel Hardy and then right after you show them Chappelle Show when Dave plays the blind white supremacist that's black yeah that guy but imagine imagine seeing like what this is what comedy started out as and this is comedy later that is a wild ride yes man that's a wild ride the ride from like abot and Castello yes who's on first who's on for Eddie caner bro who's Eddie can Eddie caner was the first comedian to do radio and um and um he was cuz I have a history for fool's podcast so I learned about the the the history of standup comedy plus I read that I watch the documentary but he was one of the first guys but he was he was very clean bro he sang and um can we hear some of this hear some of this hear this [Music] and getting paid $500 for [Music] show first guys to have a radio comedy show what is I'm trying to hear what he's saying what is he saying he's singing Nonsense a clever girl will want to know if you mean we the dumb ones never think of looking that far ahead that's by theum they come the better I like them theum how to make the dumb ones know how to make love Yeah Jesus Christ the dumb ones know how to make love that sounds like something Theo would say on stage and um I like him dumb he'll be in the radio bro talking and then he'll pinch the chicks in their butts oh God yeah and then like they wouldn't say nothing then finally a
woman said something Mr caner and he had it fired well kind of remember like people back then were basically barbarians yeah 1920s people bro back then it was World War I bro back then for a standup comedian like when I found out was imagine you do a gig $200 back then right and the promoter says I'm not going to the gangsters I'm not going to pay you and as you don't get paid and they call the cops yeah theop couple of three vagrants walking around out town and then your three comedians walking around town with no Hotel no pay and they're going to pick you up for being a hobo now yeah you could get stiffed for sure but that was back then bro the Hard Time Imagine from then to now well I think there's probably still a lot of [ __ ] gig like that out there for a lot of guys that are coming up but it's just now there's more real gigs yeah better gigs well it's uh comedy's more accessible you know because of YouTube and everything comedy is just way out it's everywhere you know you're special well tell everybody special right now what a segue yeah I have a special right now on Netflix raging fool we shot it at the Chris Theater in Sacramento two shows my wife directed it and executive produced she executive produced all my specials but um we shot it with our own money and we paid everybody and then we we we sold it to Netflix we made like a two-year deal oh that's awesome so we you look great I like love the tracksuit yes cuz I'm raing bull cuz raing fo I'm raing bull I love the tracksuit it's dope cuz I was watching that movie RI bull yeah and I was thinking that uh when Jake Lamar had nothing left to do in his life he had nothing how to make money right he said you know what I'm going be comedian so and I F like wow he has nothing else to do with his life so he figured I'm going to do standup comedy cuz that was the last thing and it for us is like the first thing well that happens with an actor sometimes too when their career kind of dwindle they start doing standup that happens and he had like he when he was you saw the movie right Raging Bull when he doing stand up and um he's at the he's at a bar called um Jimmy's Corner Bar and that bar is still there you know Stan Hope was friends with him really yeah cuz the guy
that guy lived down in Arizona where Stan hope lived oh that's cool man yeah he's like got photos of him hanging out over his house and [ __ ] yeah yeah Jake Lam was Stan Hope's boy that's a real story man Jake Lam was a character yeah that was a wild fella a wild crazy fella and goddamn Robert dairo nail [ __ ] nailed it now nailed it huh nailed it I mean nailed it like he looked like an animal when he was Jake lamano like the younger Jake lman did you [ __ ] my wife yeah oh Jesus Christ he was so scary he was so scary cuz he was just out of his [ __ ] mind and so dangerous and it was based on a real guy man I mean the the movie is real close to how that guy was Jake lamama when he was in his prime he was a [ __ ] monster man I like when he looks at his hands and he goes like he he don't like his hands cuz they're not big I guess he goes I can never be a heavyweight yeah yeah ain't that crazy crazy that's crazy that's a different kind of human man and back then there there was a lot of people like that this is you got to go back and put your mind into what it must have been like to be Jake lamama growing up and like what so what what year was Jake in his prime what year did he fight Sugar Ray Robinson let's ask that Jake lamman versus Sugar Ray Robinson 62 59 42 422 42 Okay Madison Square Garden 1942 so you got to imagine you got to just put your mind into the type of people that lived back then I mean like cars were new sewage was new like people had been coming over in boats CRI criminals were everywhere crime was everywhere organized crime was the the rule of the law in all the Italian communities the Irish communities you know that was the thing 42 wow yeah this was just the United St it's like you ever watch that movie uh Gangs of New York yes [ __ ] great movie right that's a [ __ ] great mov and probably pretty accurate yes roughly pretty accurate the way life was back then some of those gangsters that were in that movie were actually real people I believe it like that woman in that movie I think you talked about it the one they to collect ears and put them in a jar yeah yeah she was an actual real person she had a bar where people where people would just put have a Jar full of um pickled ears and knows
this from period fights oh my God Jesus Christ and they have fights in the back with a Mong go fighting a dog oh my God Gangs of New York man that movie is so because we don't think of New York that way you think of New York as like New York City well it was kind of dangerous in the 70s then you know Giuliani cleaned it up and then you know it's pretty commercialized in a lot of ways but still a beautiful city but New York during the time of that when whenever that film was supposed to represent was a wild crazy almost like wild west type place like we think of wild we think of those kind of scenes when you think of a wild west movie right right you think yeah the goodby and the Ugly yeah you think of people getting stabbed and shot and but that was happening over there too it's like it's not like it never happened on the east coast and they only did it on the West CO on people it was happening in the whole country the whole and they they had just gotten I mean these people just gotten done with a [ __ ] Civil War right yeah cuz back then you got to think 1940 you go to like the 1860s to the 1940s that's not that much time no that's pretty quick that's 80 years a lot of those [ __ ] are still alive alive same mentality same craziness and then you got more immigrants coming in on boats no YouTube to watch just a a women of prayer someone told them to come I always think about that man like when the when always yeah her she supposedly was real she was Maggie how cat Maggie Jesus Christ I think about um the when the the Irish are coming in at the same time when that that movie is happening and they told him you want a free meal you want to fight for your country and they give him a uniform and their families go off to New York and they go off to fight the South Jesus Christ just imagine coming out the boat and somebody just hands you a gun and a piece of bread and go go fight for America and I think about that like why are some hardcore people right there man you want yeah yeah yeah hardcore people and different times man desperate yeah and then people look old older then than they do now oh yeah they look go quick yeah like you look at a person's photo and you go how old is that kid he look
like 70 I a 25 year old kid working in a coal mine yeah working in Coal Mines those people all got sick they all got [ __ ] up I mean that's environmental pollution that you're signing up for like you're going to go breathe cold dust no matter what everyone gets they all get horri [ __ ] that what is that black lung L that's terrifying terrifying and then you've got people that just live around cold plants and they're breathing that [ __ ] and they don't even they're not even a part of that business I know man like wilss bar Pennsyvania bro there's a place that we uh showed a video once it was uh was it Indiana Jamie yeah yeah so there's like three coal plants near this city and these people they can wipe their windshield and they have black soot on their finger shut up it just Falls Sky yeah it's in America so these people are for sure breeding that [ __ ] in Phil Pittsburgh Indiana Oh Indiana yeah that's scary that's scary and and that's a fraction of what's going on in China bro oh yeah cuz when I was um I was in um I was in Seattle and I was waiting I was crossing the waiting for the car to pass I was going to my show and I saw a it was like a two a mile train and it was all coal Coal real black Co coming from Minnesota and I asked the cop that was standing there I didn't you know we still m co and he goes well we we don't use it but U it's all going to China really yeah like it was like a mile bro of Co and um and it had no cover on it that's crazy and it was just falling they said that um I don't know how much Co flies I don't know [ __ ] about Co but I just know what the guy told me that was a mild train of coming from Minnesota on that one line and there was a boat I can see the boat where where it was going wow and it's all going to China yeah yeah they're full steam ahead with coal hey someone should check to see if maybe they know something we don't I know man what are they producing with that Co they're doing a lot I mean they produce so many of the things that we need which is one of the craziest things that we all found out when everything got locked down is you couldn't get anything because so much of what you wanted was made in China like oh my God or made in Russia or made in anywhere where they had to come in on a ship you
know like that became a real [ __ ] problem I thought it was made in Aron Ohio yeah they hardly make [ __ ] here and comparison to what we consume we consume way more probably I would guess than any country of a similar size and yo dog Still rocking the Samsung I love it I love when a comic holds out and doesn't go iPhone oh no man I like there a bigger phone has a little pen you like the pen I love the pen you're one of those guys which one is that the um is that the s24 that one s24 Ultra yeah is that the newest one or the one right before it right before it there's a new one that just came out it's pretty dope dude a year and a half ago I think no yeah that's the old one that's the s24 ultra I have that one that one's sick it does a lot of cool [ __ ] good videos right yeah it's great greated a lot of stuff but what the interesting thing is the AI so what I like about it is I can go uh to a website and if I open it up in the Samsung browser and then I'll I can say summarize and it'll summarize the website for me oh didn't I know that yeah so if there's some thing that's taking forever for you to get to the point because you want me to keep scrolling and scrolling scrolling and scrolling and scrolling while you show ads all over the place that's a trap so it'll just tell you oh there's an asteroid that might hit Earth within the next you know [ __ ] 60 years like oh great there's a 3% what is a percent chance down to 1.5 today thank God only 1.5% I think I take a pictures like of I could a picture of you right and then do that one screen yeah and then I Circle it and it'll find a sweater for me you that's cool that's really cool that's uh I think that's available on all phones now I think the new iPhone update has that as well where you can Google search a thing and it'll show you where to buy it that's that's my my wife wanted she wanted like to have it where you watching television and you pause it with your finger and make a circle and then it it just ships to your house you know when people are going to be fed up with that thing when um first of all you can only buy so much [ __ ] but second about like what what happens like you know those those glasses that they wear now those meta glasses have you
seen this Harvard kid the one the one that you could record now yeah seen those some Harvard kid figured out out how to use facial recognition software with that so he sees you gets a photo of you immediately gets a Wikipedia on you or whatever the [ __ ] is available online sees your Instagram page finds your address and it was wild you're like what wait hit the brakes what sound like the T1000 Terminator yeah it's like hit the brakes hit the brakes but I don't think they can wasn't there a movie like that yeah there's been a bunch of movies like that Ry Piper was like that wasn't it oh they live the glasses right right that was aliens I think about that when you something when you have a guess go wait a minute he's talking about those glasses from Rody Piper similar I think the Rody Piper glasses um you put them on you could see what everybody really looked like you could see through the whatever energy field they were projecting was these alien creatures that were pretending to be people and there's a lot of people that believe that now I'm less inclined to believe that but I'm open would want to get tricked I mean if there really are people that are actually aliens that are amongst us that look like people and behave like people I this is the guy who figured it out this is try to say his name Felipe hit me with it IE what's the first one right there try that oh it's um is Anan I think uh Ken UFO I don't think think they say new I think they say Gwen right because there been a few fighters in the UFC uh Vietnamese Fighters that have that um same spelling and I think they say it as can you find out how they say it Jamie so Anu Gwyn okay I can see it Little Dutch there and uh Kane RDO Ario Ario um so they figured out how to do this making up name now no this is a real name man it just explains anybody can do it my name is can but can you scroll so we can explain you how it's possible to do it today how to remove your information oh jeez literally like the instructions just showing how to remove your face from face search engines which you're not going to be able to do
eventually it's getting weird out there a black face green face bro I had a friend of mine who came in here the other day and he he's down to a flip phone and his flip phone was interesting because it has a Android on it his flip phone you can actually get text messages on it and you have a little tiny ass screen on the flip phone where you can kind of clumsily type your way through a sentence so you don't have to do it with like a full keyboard like an iPhone or your phone but you also it's inconvenient so you don't text as much you don't go on these long winded diet tribes like a lot of people do just real simple the whole screen is thunder but you got to navigate all the way around to read everything yeah I remember those it's a tiny little ass screen it's got regular buttons to make phone calls and then on his little tiny ass screen is a tiny ass keyboard about that big and you get in there with that tiny ass keyboard and you try to type a text message and you can press send and so it's inconvenient so you don't go on Twitter you don't check things out you just get your text messages it can do other stuff if you absolutely [ __ ] need it to but live your life [ __ ] and he was in here with that I was like man that seems cool but I like watching YouTube on my phone so I don't know what to tell you that sounds like the Larry Bubbles Brown from San Francisco yeah he still have the flip phone David tell wow David has a flip phone yeah you should see him text mess hilarious they do they both have the original phone numbers when you first met them no no they've all changed numbers you have to change every now and then it's you know you got a purge gotta keep moving I think I still I still have my same phone number for the last 20 years damn one of those dudes will hold out yeah yeah sometimes that's good but it gets annoying sometimes you know it's all in um you got to manage your time you change your phone number a lot nice people people I trust you got to man you got to manage your time you know like and the thing about a guy like you is like your headline and you're on the road dudes want to open up for you you get the Netflix special they want to hang out with you it's like you got to manage your time because you can't give
your time away to everybody like there's a certain amount of time you need for yourself if you don't have that time need for yourself you go off the rails yeah you got to you got to take time to reenter all the time all the time and if you're constantly getting this and that and that and you're constantly interacting you're never alone you never without yeah I like I get in a sauna and I stretch out every day I get down there I [ __ ] stretch everything out when you're doing that you can't do anything else you can't be scrolling on Tik Tock when you stretch and everything out you got to just go through your routine and then that clears my mind and I feel like if you don't make room for that you're going to [ __ ] your life up and I know that there's only so many people that I can entertain and help with stuff there's only so many there's so many people that are just it's a transactional kind of a conversation you're having with them it's not fun it's not like what's up dude hey what's up those are great yeah but then there's a lot of could you do this would you do that will you fly to here and do like hey enough you know so you got to like know when to change your number what time you get up it depends most days eight I was up at eight eight it's good I thought I thought you going throw it in like but bro I get up at 5 every day yeah I don't think that's necessary it's the thing like people W always want to do where they want to show themselves that they have the discipline to get up I respect that like jao does that you know ja willink no no he is jao is uh he's amazing dude he's uh former Navy SEAL um who uh is like one of the most inspirational guys I know and he writes books on leadership just brilliant guy has an excellent podcast solid dude Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt and he like every morning he takes a photo of his watch that says 4:30 a.m. what seen that Guy this is this is he's every morning when he's waking up you get his shitty Iron Man I shouldn't say shitty because they're [ __ ] durable as [ __ ] little Iron Man Triathlon watches oh it looks like you got a new watch that's a new watch Joo you can't fool me I know you're old watch go back to the old watch pictures look so it's every day 4:30 his [ __ ]
watch sometimes 4:14 takes a photo of it and then he works out he's just a legit dude wow that's that's dedication so that's him though he likes doing that he likes doing that um but he's not a comedian you know what I'm saying I think like for a comedian you can't be that rigid you'll get a little psychotic you can't be that rigid you got to have discipline but you also got to have fun you gotta so I don't get up at 4:30 the [ __ ] out of here first of all I'm up until at least midnight almost every night me too I get like most of my best like writing done and my best ideas when everyone in the house is asleep so when everyone in my house to sleep and I'm up I like that because I'm like oh cool everybody I don't need nobody needs my attention now I can concentrate and I get my I can't concentrate when people are in the house I feel like I should be hanging out and having fun and being with everybody I don't want to lock myself up in my office but that's the only way to write but the for me it's like late at night is where it's at cuz everybody's asleep and the world feels creepy you know at night the world feels kind of dangerous and [ __ ] up and stupid it's you know you when you worry about war in the middle of the night it's like 1:00 in the morning in front of your computer and you're writing something on Microsoft War you're genuinely worried about war yeah genuinely worried that decisions that people are making in this country are going to one day come down on us with holy Terror one day just in the middle of the city just boom some [ __ ] thermonuclear device that levels a place four times the size of Hiroshima instantaneously I think about that kind of [ __ ] late at night and you knew right how do you make that funny I don't Sometimes some of it's not funny but you there's funny things attached to it there's funny things attached to the just the way we behave it's not really there's nothing funny about the potential for complete annihilation of the human race but there is something funny about this desire that we have to keep doing the same things we've always done and hope that somehow or another we get it right this time yeah and we're on the verge of War all the time and there's got to be some way to stop that other than funding more war it's got to
be a better way to stop that's funny you said the the virtu of war and um um when you when you first started doing standof comedy how many there's been a lot of vires of real wars huh yeah the first war when I was um so when was Desert Storm was that Shield which one was which we had this conversation the other day Shield was with Norman schof that's Iraq and that's like 2003 yeah right um the one I'm talking about is Desert Storm which was like 1990 was it 1990 Jamie it says they're I know they're not the exact same but it says they're the same so they're the same yeah but the first Invasion before we pulled out with George W bush in Iraq Iraq invaded Kuwait on August 20th 1990 okay so when Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990 then we went to war with Iraq and I was living with my friend Jimmy and we were sitting Jimmy datio shout out to Jimmy we were sitting in uh our apartment in the living room and the war was on TV and we like holy [ __ ] man where War I remember thinking this can't even be real just happened at night right we started watching those the Air Raids yeah it started as Desert Shield and then then when we started going after like ham was Desert Storm yeah and what year was that 90 that's was just like a year later it's 91 so Desert Shield was to protect and Desert Storm was to destroy it was dropping off troop Bill hick had the best material about that oh my God his material about the war was great they have such sophisticated weapons how do you know we got the receipts we love to arm puppet dictators and then [ __ ] them up you know it's like you know it's like a Clint Ewood movie pick up the gun you know it's like Dirty Harry I tell you I know you're thinking that if fire for or tell the truth I kind of Forgotten myself my favorite one is The Unforgiven man when that guy's crying could they kill somebody he goes That's what happen when you kill a man you take away all he ever content and all he ever had yeah that movie was the best uh western movie I think ever like of that kind of Clint with genre that was almost like he was coming back to update it you know because he had all the bangers you know Good the Bad and the Ugly a fist full of
dollars like incredible Outlaw Josie Wales yeah oh Outlaw Josie Wales was that was another level too but then it's like Unforgiven was the one where it like really gave you a sense of what it must have been like living in the wild west it was just the people were more real it was like it was more updated to like the movies of that era like the Morgan Freeman character it was a [ __ ] great movie man it's a great like western movie and just a hard story man I like that line when they when he goes in there to get those people that kill Morgan Freeman you just shot an unknown man yeah he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his place with a friend of mine yeah that was a hardcore movie man that was a hardcore movie you saw the um the um but isn't it funny that we always want to think about that kind of [ __ ] happening out west we don't want to believe that that kind of same [ __ ] was happening out east animals everywhere animals animals people were animals back then they were barely human hang them high bro can you imagine if we had to do [ __ ] standup in 1820 you first of all you're getting sick everywhere because there's no sewage so everybody's just got [ __ ] in the streets everywhere you go you're breathing [ __ ] fumes you're stepping in [ __ ] everywhere that's what I think about now when I watch those movies now like gangs in New York yeah I would I look through somebody man [ __ ] stins out there people are ignoring the [ __ ] stin there a rotting body right there bro it probably was so ranked [ __ ] they didn't have anywhere to get rid of their [ __ ] and read that the the um the little napkin that they had on you know the the big white wig people they had like a little handkerchief but and they would just carry it bro just to and they would have perfume in there they would put in their nose so they would have to smell like the poor people well it wasn't just that man it was the [ __ ] in the streets cuz they didn't have cars so they had horses the horses would [ __ ] all over the roads and nobody had a job picking it up yet oh dude one job was someone would just put down like a handkerchief so you could walk over it for just [ __ ] clean it up you lazy [ __ ] and throwing like [ __ ] water out
of a a p look how it is that's all [ __ ] that's all [ __ ] imagine breathing that every day there's no way that's good for you you think scented candles are bad for you imagine imagine the people that Liv back then he us complain ra whoa poop once flowed freely in the streets of New York look so that was a poop pipe that would go right down the street Jesus Christ oh man when I was um at my grandma's house in Mexico they they still had an ouse to you to they have they they have no Plumbing bro isn't it interesting cuz this is a terrible way to live that people insisted on doing it this way I was think the day that they figured it out be like oh my god what the but imagine cuz you had to figure it out to get it to where it is now right so people had to go through that to get to the Manhattan of today where it's all super sophisticated amazing hotels amazing restaurants but why would you stick around have you're breathing in [ __ ] every day you go live on a farm I'd be like [ __ ] this experiment this is terrible this is not for us this is for the benefit of people in the future we're destroying soil man who CED away America's waste bro you know how sick people must have been back then no antibiotics everybody's breathing in [ __ ] you fall you slip you skin your knee your knee gets infected with staff you die oh man about um the um what it says the people were gagging as this cart would walk by oh God summer gag huh on a summer day in 1873 a cart stood on 6th Avenue in New York City filled to the brink with raw human waste the cart was uncovered its contents exposed to the air and to the passers by who wretched and gagged as they scurried away excrement dipped off the sides of the cart and the sidewalks and gutters were smeared with the stuff the stch stench was so strong that it could be smelled from more than a block away it was another day in preu America bro meanwhile you're reading here's the thing man this is after the Civil War yeah this is 1873 and you're in you're in Italy reading books talking about the streets are made of gold night soil they call it night soil
night used it for yeah they used it for um [ __ ] I mean they used it for compost right oh just was the name uh euphemistically given to human waste because it was removed from the privies under the cloak of Darkness so that polite society would be spared from confronting its own feces as the men carted the crap away leaving a trail of stench in their wake every year in cities across the country thousands of cards brimming with excrement rattled through the night streets there was an an Antiquated solution to a modern problem America's cities were full of crap so the people were just throwing the [ __ ] in the streets yes oh how much could those guys get paid it's not possible shitty they got paid shitty what a shitty job yeah imagine being at a bar I'm in barrels oh get a horse pulled wagon filled with [ __ ] that is so crazy w living back then was hell bro we're so lucky and that's how they're going to look at us these future beings that no longer have War they no longer have greed or anger these future beings that are connected to the hive mind they're going to look back at us like phips are next to the White House like idiots this guy breath dunk I bet one of The Dumping Grounds was a field near the White House where a marsh of wasian waste putrified under the president's nose this suggests that this may have been a contributing factor to president Harris's untimely death in 1841 since the White House water source was a mere seven blocks Downstream oh my God they killed the president with [ __ ] water oh my God he died of dentary bro this is why you can't trust that the experts are looking out for your health they didn't even protect the president somebody concocted this idea and they never even thought about the potential for ruining all the water that people drink they just said this is a good place to dump all this how nasty people are so nasty oh man I I think about um that's so nasty and and condoms back there were probably still sheep's wool right sheep skin sheep skin I saw a movie where a woman a guy a woman was was she was washing the the contraceptive yeah right after all this white wig guys threw it at her face wow so so she's using the
same one for every man oh my God read this Christ so they didn't have uh even by 1880s 2third of flushing toilets still just went into a backyard Cesspool but read this part here overflowing privy was a sight to behold in James bab's 1882 account of New York street life he described one man's yard in which the privy contents drained down into a street sewer forming a miniature loathsome Niagara of night soil niag the cascading sewage flowed right by the window so that a young so that a man sitting on a chair at the window would not have to only would not have only the odor but also the views of this lome matter circulating at his feet in the pool below yeah see this is why everybody was so sick this is by start of the plague well also like there's no [ __ ] no one's clean Coler outbreak 1949 yeah they say that is the biggest breakthrough ever in the um controlling of diseases the biggest breakthrough is sanitation I was just thinking about he sanitation using these words dumping grounds in this time period to this is the same time those bones were dumped in the East River with who knows yeah there's not enough vaccines in the world to protect you when you're living like that you know imagine the F tunical drug companies would try to sell you if you were living like that and they figured out how to counteract all the uh different things that you're inhaling in the air from Human [ __ ] so nasty man so nasty kill President bro W imagine him get up in the morning waking up in the morning good morning everybody I'm glad you just said that about dumping bodies because I this is a thing I need to send you Jamie I'm so glad you brought that up because I I read this I don't want to [ __ ] this up I want to figure out what the [ __ ] this actually means um here I'm going to send this to you Jeremy it's about uh liquid human remains liquid human remains yeah so with this article saying who it's like an Instagram thing talk about uh then Fe fed back to the population via fertilizer on crops that not that part so he making I hope I hope it's not true making manoodle with people or what I
don't know it's sounded like they were using it for fertilizer using people for fertilizer and using people for supplements somehow or another like how they're saying you're boiling down a human body they compensated in the family I don't know but also this there's no DNA so what did you need the body for like I don't the whole body's DNA like what are you saying there's no DNA so what did you you broke it down to chemical so now it's okay so you broke the human body the the container of a soul down to chemicals and you're going to pour it on your flowers and that's okay that's sick seems weird I know s made up it seems weird like what do you how the [ __ ] we should find out how the [ __ ] they do it is there a video we can watch on then vill in it what kind of and how they liquefy them with hot water it said hot water and then and something else they added some other stuff too but whatever man what do we what the [ __ ] is this it five years ago oh my God the most Eco let's let's listen to this can't we no will they put him in there alive no Felipe these are dead bodies they're just cooking them cooking them up nice and that's what they get like little bones and pieces well I want to be cremated but if that's an option he's just talking about it yeah but you don't want your body being resold as fertilizer it's just weird to pour dead people on top of your [ __ ] carrots so they grow better sprinkle me what are they breaking it what are they breaking it down too what what are they breaking the human body down to that's valuable for them to do that like what is the stuff they're looking for let's find that out first of all we don't even know if it's true yeah no I don't I wouldn't take that as truth I wouldn't even believe that how would they how would this can you Google and see if there's other stories that say that I'm looking I mean I'm Google okay I'm not pushing you I gotta read oh I understand um whatever it is it seems like you're supposed to leave people alone when they're dead okay we're supposed to be different than everything else on the planet we love each other more than we love anything else you can use monkeys for experiments but some states allow
the remaining liquid with its peptides sugars amino acids and captured carbon to be reclaimed and repurposed as fertilizer yo yo they're turning do they have to tell you like how do they have to tell you if you're going to buy a haunted house do they have to you know if there's a house where someone killed his whole family in it you they they have to tell you that you see the oak tree that's um Joe Diaz by the way way what no they like they're making them to a a soil right so oh right so you see that oldak tree right there we use the Joey Diaz do particles that's right [ __ ] suckers do you think they have to tell you though that you're buying dead people fertilizer or they just consider it chemicals at that point how do they get away with selling you dead people cuz it seems like if you had the option hey do you want like manure in 1888 it's been around for a long time whoa P it in in 88 1888 they've been boiling people and turned them into fertilizers since the 1800s so we have that machine but not no [ __ ] sewage wow I'm trying to find out where they say that they've used it for other stuff the scary thing is what them saying that they use it for calcium deficiencies because that means you're feeding people other people's bones so they can get a source of calcium but that guy's Bame so don't give it to him maybe it's okay because the person consented I'm try that's true cremation so seems like a solid Place huh so body plus 95% water 5% alkaline basic chemicals either potassium hydroxide or sodium hydroxide or a combo uh sterile effluent water salt sugars Amino apds peptides bone fragments calcium phosphates so that's what they get out of it so they boil it down in this solution and they get out all these different things water salt sugar amino acids peptides and then calcium phosphate and then I guess what do they do with the calcium so if you're buying calcium and you find out it's from dead people they should probably let you know you probably should have to let people know that I drink dead people you would sell a lot if you made it from dead people for sure like if you had a skull and crossbones on the bottom there's a
lot of [ __ ] who' buy that but then people thought looking at that like they look at chick how was he raised what kind of Paris did he have oh yeah for sure yeah if you're really into he have anxiety problems is are you really into eating someone what if they were a [ __ ] up person and you take a little bit of their soul inside of you and you go insane bro be crazy man well that's got to be what's happening with the the cannibals when they get that disease and they all get that they get shaky the preon disease that they get from eating each other did Jeffrey dber have that I don't think so I think you have to eat spinal tissue you have to eat brain and spinal tissue and it's a they're called preons the thing about preons is you can't even boil them like you if you cook them at like a th000 degrees I think for like hours it doesn't kill them if if you been if you ever get to invited to a restaurant they tell you you're just served your human being would you eat it no why would I eat a person or would they tell you after man you just ate a well be really mad decomposed acral line body that we made into chicken yeah I wouldn't like that would you like that fle hell no yeah it would be weird needs more salt please remember that movie soil and green do you remember that movie no it a old old timey science fiction movie but uh people were being fed soilent green and then this guy figures out that soilent green is made out of people and they're they're serving people like this [ __ ] protein biscuit that's made out of humans oh that sucks yeah but there's people that would do is that the one it's the old movie right there's people that would do that do they end with a woman boiling a a foot oh I don't remember that maybe I don't remember it was a long time ago I just remember the premise of the movie I probably haven't seen that movie in 20 plus years I saw one where a guy was called a microwave Massacre microwave Massacre and this guy murdered his wife microwave no he he he cuts a her pieces and microwaves the body and makes lunches and he takes them to to work every day and wait there's a real guy real movie wait a real movie or a real person it's a real movie called microwave Massacre but probably based on
a real guy and he would take um food that he made it from people he murdered and they would eat it at work and they when they they finally caught him everybody at work was throwing up I think there was a woman who got caught eating her husband and serving him to the neighbor wow how much you have to hate that dude to serve him to your how much do you hate your neighbors say I'm going to watch these [ __ ] eat my husband I'm going to cook it up nice cook up that ass cheek turn nice like my husband you're going to love this dish this is his favorite Jesus Christ I'm in a con some for him too a consum a nice bone broth good for the soul yeah so that's where that [ __ ] comes from pre Johns it's uh they're scary there's that's mad cow disease that's what um cannibals get it's a very sketchy disease and there's another one right now that deers have it's called chronic wasting disease same same kind of deal it's a preon disease and uh deers are getting it and they froth at the mouth and drool and they they their body shrivels up very creepy man you can't eat those no you can cuz there's no crossover to people but I wouldn't suggest it I wouldn't recommend it I mean I I wouldn't the thing is you can test and you can find out if your deer's okay like the you can shoot them and then test them and then you know you're good to go and you can eat the deer but if it's a test positive it hasn't jumped from animal to people it's only an animal but the what it does to animals is so grave why would you take that chance this is I how I feel like why would you take a chance of consuming an animal that literally has the plague inside of it because for deer that's the plague these deer they I mean they're they're not even see the thing like with people a disease like that would spread like wildfire right with deer they're out in these big giant open areas and yet still it's spreading from their saliva onto leaves and then other deer pick it up yeah it's um it's super [ __ ] contagious and it kills the [ __ ] out of them and if that jumps to people that's a real problem that's a real [ __ ] problem cuz I don't know if they have uh
medication that combats it in Deer I don't know what research they've done and trying to figure it out but I know it's it's such a problem that there's a lot of places where they're killing extra deer just to try to keep the populations lower so they don't interact with each other as much and so they don't catch it from giving it back and forth to each other as much people have this right now no humans have it yet but I think chronic wasting disease has been it it used to be one type of deer I'm not sure what what deer it's started out with it might have been mule deer but it's in a lot of white tailed deer in America and apparently it's made its way into other ulet like uh I think it's in Elk and I think they might have even found it in Moose it's scary [ __ ] man because it's basically a zombie virus it turns you into a [ __ ] skeleton and you waste away yeah it's horrific and it's um probably some of it came from farms cuz they think that that's one of the ways that it's spread like there's a lot of deer farms that do a great job they're very ethical so if you wanted a property and you wanted your own private hunting property and you wanted to uh put a high fence up take care of the ground put food plots in there for the animals this is how you you know you got a thousand acres you want to fence it all in like you can do that in Texas and you can buy deer so you can say Okay I want to buy you know like 20 white tailed deer and let them loose on my property you know you got this Thousand Acre spot or wherever you're at um if you get a deer that is from a farm that's unethical they're all going to be stacked next to each other just like pigs when you watch [ __ ] factory farming for pigs they're going to be coralled and shitty most of them don't do this but you're you're always going to have people that are unethical and when people do things where diseases start getting spread and they kind of cover it up or lie about it because they don't want to lose money and then they're sending deer around so like there's a lot of regulations now on how you can move deer across state lines because of these diseases if you have back deer meat can you cover it up with a bunch of good deer meat where that bad meat disappears what do you mean she say like
cuz cuz I remember myself cooking and I had like um I spilled like a shitload of garlic on my oatmeal and I was making oatmeal for 15 [ __ ] in rehab so I just started putting more oatmeal more oatmeal and more milk to hide the garlic smell but in the end everybody was fary anyway so they still got it but do people do that's what you're saying that people do that with deer meat that they cover it up could do that yeah you could make people who are not unethical they hide it right by it no no no see what we're talking about chronic wasting disease is it's that's different right it probably wouldn't even affect the taste of the animal they probably be very lean because there's not much left of them or they could have just gotten it and they could look be healthy looking and they still have this disease they still test positive for it my fear would be about what that disease is going going to do if it jumps to human beings and if you're consuming it are we sure that it just goes out of your system or is it just AER is it doesn't work in your system could it work eventually is it something that has an incubation period that maybe maybe not now maybe it will have one in five years from now or 10 years from now maybe the version of chronic wasting disease if it evolves and changes is going to be making the jump to humans that's a scary [ __ ] disease to make the jump to humans you know there's a bunch of those out there you bir FL yeah man and then there's the ones that we make garia no like Co they [ __ ] made that [ __ ] in a lab they made it in a lab it's spread across the whole world do you think they made AIDS in a lab W you say like AIDS like AIDS some I read I read that somewhere somebody say all they make all that [ __ ] in Labs well wasn't like part of like um chemical War Warfare right um that is a part of chemical warfare yeah like putting um disease blanket on natives you know and well they've done a bunch of [ __ ] studies like that's the the big influenza blankets that's what they had oh yeah no no no that was um small pox small pox but I don't know if that's even true because I don't think they really knew what like how diseases were spread back then I don't think they knew that you could just like put scabs on a blanket and give people small pox and if
you had small pox are you trying to dish out small pox are you trying to catch it so you're you're handling it then putting it in blankets it seems like an exaggerated cruelty of what happened and what happened was Europeans came over here the Native Americans had you know whatever you want to call them the indigenous people they did not have any uh immunity to small pox and it wiped out 90% of them diseases from North Americans or from uh Europeans rather coming to North America they wiped out everybody with disease it's somewhere in the neighborhood and 90% of the people that were here are gone because of disease so you know when people want to think that there's there's no way to prepare like a uh a group of human beings that has no immunity in you know 1492 there's no way to there's no way to prepare there's no way to prepare anybody you're you're coming in with these stinky European streets filled with [ __ ] water right everybody's got some funky parasite funky disease they probably [ __ ] stink they're probably infested with proba smell that bll them all the way they probably have viruses fighting viruses inside their body coughing flam and blood and they're drinking whiskey and they come over to probably having sex with each other fck yeah and it's probably none of it's consensual it's probably animals biting each other and holding each other down [ __ ] each other and then they come to North America and they start slaughtering people and the there's this one we've talked about this before he was like a bishop or some religious man who chronicled one of christop Christopher Columbus's early interactions with these people and it's horrific [ __ ] man cutting people's arms off if they don't bring back their weight and gold and like dashing babies on rocks in front of their parents horrific [ __ ] man and those are the kind of people that brought those diseases like you want to talk about that's like a real demon horde crazy huh crazy a real demon horde of people who come over on a boat stinking covered their own [ __ ] breathing diseases on everybody everybody's dying like what he's so unhealthy I know man like um I think about um that U that pirate um I don't
know one of the Pirates blackard Blackbeard man he was full of garara oh bet and he would drop um he will drop um Mercury on his penis to to uh to for to cure his diseases on his penis cuz that's that's all they had what a good move who invented that what [ __ ] was like try Mercury he probably was on a pirate ship somewhere made a voodoo doctor and said hey man Mercury put in your dick did Mercury kill his dick yeah it says when held prison when he held prisoners for ransom such as the governor's son during the weeklong Charlestown blockade in 1718 he asked for expensive medical supplies this included liquid mercury which when injected through a ureal syringe yes was a common ineffective treatment for syphilis injected through your pee hole with a [ __ ] syringe yo black beard Blackbeard had up to 14 wives in different ports wow damn well somebody need do a movie about that guy imagine man he had the money to put mercury on his dick the rest of the crew probably did so they're are they're [ __ ] everything man [ __ ] [ __ ] up there's this uh temple in China that they are afraid to go into they discovered it and this emperor when he died was such a great emperor that he had this whole field of terracotta statues that were were built that look like Warriors that are guarding him like this this crazy discovery that they had they're giant right but the ground all around where this Temple is is test for high levels of mercury and the the ancient story is that anybody who ever dared open up this Temple open up this tomb rather where this Emperor's buried will drown oh in Mercury I thought you going to say they got garia no imagine drowning in Imagine like 2,000 years ago a dude sets up a booby trap for greedy people and sets it up where he fills the entire tomb up with Mercury first of all is that even possible how much Mercury would you have to handle and how many people would have to die from that mercury imagine where first of all where where do they even get it yeah where do they get mercury in 2,000 plus years ago do you know that story about that emperor in his Temple no to wakan is Aztec
it yeah that's probably a common booby track I bet but mercur this one where there's temple in China Google it says Temple drowned in Mercury refers to the Temple of Tian Temple of the can you say uh Temple booby trapped with Mercury in China I think it's like the first emperor of China it says it too I mean it says it could have been a thing that they did oh then it says it was in China yeah this is the one so there's one that they're they they have not entered into and I think this is the one with the Terracotta statues in front of it there's one of the I think there's a common thing when great people died they probably made a Terracotta Army for them when they find these things it's like you here it is it's us talking about it crazy story of first emperor of China's tomb that's me and Schultz talking about it right click on that well I me it's not our video so I'll remember it's not our video it's my [ __ ] video [ __ ] somebody else's video Someone Else uploaded I should well that's ridiculous but it's ours right yeah it's what when that's you so what what you say name like the they would have a copyright on my voice I don't want to get into it but yeah we probably have the the revenue is probably come into our thing CU we have people claiming it but it's up I'm just saying I bringing that up was a lot the clips that I watched are from other people sharing them I was just saying it's not ours so I don't know if okay don't put it up then yeah got it but any the point is this there's a tomb in China supposedly booby trapped with tons of liquid mercury I'm sure Jam will find it but it's uh this area around it apparently tests high for mercury so they think that it might be a true story and they don't want to go in there they don't want to [ __ ] open up the door and die which is wild that this dude set this up if he did 2,000 plus years ago I don't even remember how many thousands of years ago it was but it was insanely impressive wow this amazing to think of something like that and still works yeah like where the F where do you think while Jam's looking this up where the [ __ ] do you think they get Mercury and how much can they get how much can they have back then I've only seen a thermometer I know like where are they getting it throughout Antiquity remember
we've talked about cinear before cinear cabar from it's where they got red stuff also uh cabar and Antiquity was the source of all Mercury so how do they do it that'll pull of it how did they do it does say how they did it says to extract you need to roast it in air converting the sulfur to sulfur dioxide while the Mercury is released as Vapor it can be then condensed since Mercury boils at 350 7 C this process needs temperatures while within they need some kils they had those wow so they just cooked up Mercury it is hard to do but they did it wow well if they can make a temple like this guy had they can cook up Mercury and fill that Temple that is crazy to think of that that I wish maybe there's going to be a way with uh new technology where they can like Pierce into the ground where they can see into things without having to like actually go in there physically cuz I know they're doing like the lar stuff I know they can kind of detect where they used to be agriculture someone digging into is this claim real and this says that even if uh so even though Mercury either as a cabar or as the elemental metal has been found in tombs dating as far back as the second millennium BC it's not clear why it was put there might its toxicity have acted as a deterrent to grave looters probably not the dangers of mercury fumes were not recognized until Han times if so it seems there's a lot of mercury in the burial chamber it's likely to be either a preservative or an anti- theft device so the the the big theory is that it's an anti- theft device and that's why people are terrified of going in there here hold it right here based on estimates of mercury production from the song era and allowing for the imperfections of the earlier refinement process he thinks the chamber might have contained at most 100 tons of the liquid metal holy [ __ ] 100 tons how did Black Beer find this [ __ ] well that wasn't Blackbeard that was China here's a how do you find Mercury back there device shiver Me Timber they probably had a buy oh they have like a look at that that was the device they stuck on their dick M oh my God and that's a saying right shiver me timbers
mhm you're surprised or shocked I think they're saying that just for funsies oh yeah yeah they found this in a w oh my God this guy had a Mercury syringe in a for my peee and look it's all rough looking and it's not even polished good man he probably drawing his map don't go over there man if you're going to go to his Island take lots of mercury meanwhile they all died from that right syphilis look at this a pump cluster which would have been to use pump fluid into the rectum allowing the body to quickly absorb it they were taking like anim they're boofing they're boofing so they were doing that for drugs pump liquid into the re figure liquid into the rectum well aren't people doing that like moonshine don't they pour moonshine in their [ __ ] this is what I heard they pour coffee now I heard uh people take uh tampons filled with vodka and stuff them in their [ __ ] I mean they've been doing it since the days of the Pirates so it's not new here you go what the [ __ ] is wrong with people dehydration by pump [ __ ] wrong with people people like putting stuff on their butt and also a blood letting instrument called a porringer I had a buddy of mine and he did his uh Med medical residency in Miami in the 1980s during the cocaine times and he said dude he that's where he did his residency show he was in the emergency room so it's like every day someone's coming in with something stuffed up their ass they're coked out of their mind they got GI Joe stuffed up their ass they got you found people with light bulbs those like twisty pine cone looking light bulbs stuck up their ass Dam bro all kinds of things stuck up their ass I did a show at Lum buug State Penitentiary and one of the guards told me that um some guy made a vibrator out of seven hand balls you know the one the void and he he taped them all up and then um what happened how do you guys know go well he didn't tie them up too good all stuck in there have to take them all out oh no he didn't tie them up good yeah cuz he didn't put enough rapping I guess so go in his butt and get all those balls yeah how many were in there like five whatever whatever um how many balls make this and you thought he was hiding a
knife that's a hard way to go too cuz sometimes people die that way you get you know toxic shock something goes wrong you tear your wck you bleed out internally toughen things up your ass like the Mr Hand story you know the Mr Hand story right no there's a whole movie based on it called zoo zoo is a it's a thing called zilia where people are sexually attracted to farm animals and so these people met up online and uh they found out that you're still allowed to [ __ ] animals in Washington state so they all went to Washington State movie Washington state right yeah movie based on true story oh right and uh this dude got [ __ ] to death by a horse they bring them to the emergency room like what's going on and you know everyone's acting a little Shifty and then they have to tell the whole story and they find out these people have like hundreds of hours of people getting [ __ ] by donkeys and horses and [ __ ] and they all did this out on this uh this weird Ranch wow yeah you know one of the that's how the dude died one of the first books you know they used to be a lot of sex books when we were kids mhm and they were all Ro they were all nasty books about sex yeah the first one I ever read was about people having sex with animals oh yeah but they were like remember those Penthouse stories or Playboy stories M but this were all with animals and I remember the woman telling this whole story about having sex with a horse Jesus Christ and like just riding that fool you never see the Mr H video there's a video One video that got leaked online way back in the day Brian redband sent it to me and it's this dude getting railed by the horse and it's not even the one where he dies apparently he dies eyes in another video but in this video you see the size of the horse's dick and you see his body and you see his ass and you're like there's no way how many people helped them cuz it's something one guy one guy grabbed it and just pointed it in the right direction and the horse was one gigantic thrust of death the guy makes this horrible sound and then his friend goes too much and then his friend is like oh he came he came the horse came and you're like this is the sickest [ __ ] thing ever seen in my life and that's how that guy died that guy in that video that's getting [ __ ] by that horse was the guy who
eventually dies from it did they put the horse asleep afterwards I don't think so it's not the horse's fault [ __ ] did the horse do the horse is GNA you know I wouldn't bend over in front of him you know he's kind of right he's kind of conditioned now it's not his kind of says they only found out about all this because he died yes like yeah that's what I said oh yeah but it's like this just yeah was that your first time or they try with ponies first no he had been [ __ ] by a bunch of horses or a bunch of times by the same horse but there was like apparently many hours this guy getting [ __ ] by horses 100 VHS tapes and DVDs but it's real right not like a urban legend like when people say I went to TJ and saw the donkey show you want to see it no you going to show it yeah this is still my old computer I guess oh do you have it you can still get it right I don't know where to look I'll look I bet you could get it I bet if you put it on up on X X is one of the few places where actually it's actually illegal so maybe you can have it on X hold on because uh beastiality what wasn't illegal when they were doing it though yeah there's a point kind of no that's what's called that's called be theology when you have sex with a with an animal okay it's called you're [ __ ] gross and what's the one when you have sex with dead bodies uh that is necropia neia don't look on X for that yeah you can't find an X it's a different search result that pops up oh yeah they probably game the search results now right um yeah yeah there's a lot of 21 old material people have sex with animals right like since you want to talk about Gangs of New York how ugly it was right people just [ __ ] everything that was in front of them I found it you found it okay here it is headphones please make sure oh yeah there it is you verify that that's it oh that's 100% it okay absolutely Go full screen and uh don't show it on screen at allbody mute the sound when we play this nope nope let's hear it hold on okay Dana Cruz it's on a porn side I guess here we go here's the sound that's a reverse him so that's the guy's butt the horse gets on top of him and then the guy grabs it look at this watch this look at the distance look at the amount of tissue we're talking about
here watch this like Long Dong Silver okay this is on a loop this is repeating this is repeating yeah this is it's already the whole thing really only lasts a couple of seconds wowy died the guy has no ass the movie is fascinating cuz the movie is like a document sort of recreation of those people and it's not like that you don't see things but you just see how [ __ ] bananas the whole story that horse is known for that or you gra random horse cuz he need to know what he was doing bro well he probably been [ __ ] that guy for a long time they probably been doing I that's what I'm saying like it killed him one day but I think he had done a show that right no no no we had come after us know who knows what I was really showing yeah we were just making noises cartoons that is um Mr what the my name is Mr red there's people out there that are out of their [ __ ] minds they're out of their [ __ ] mind you're getting [ __ ] to death by a horse in a grainy video you know like what what is life for you that would be crazy that's your thing you're getting off work at 5: and I think the guy who died was an intelligent guy was he wasn't he an engineer he worked at Boeing for over eight years yeah bro he was a Boeing engineer who like to get [ __ ] to death by a horse that horse's dick is as long as an arm look at how long that dick is oh was like Long Dong Silver you see the size of that thing it was like 17 and 12 inches it was gigantic it's probably bigger than that when it goes into his body just like where's the where's the room where's the space how how do you warm up to it I guess you start with fingers so he lost move the ability to experience certain Sensations after a motorcycle accident oh so that was the only way you could feel things started going ham oh God that's terrifying that's terrifying I don't know why he started filming it though say well you know what that also kind of makes sense right because we've talked about this many times about uh brain injuries about people with brain injuries they get very impulsive and they do reckless things that totally makes sense if this guy had a motorcycle accident that [ __ ] up the way he feels thing he probably got wrecked that's
crazy so if he got wrecked he probably got a brain injury and it probably turned him into a wild man I twisted my ankle man now I want a moose to [ __ ] me in the ass you want to get [ __ ] to death by a wild animal be the first guy to get butt [ __ ] by a bear yeah but did you you break your brain in that way like for some people they're just different now yeah now they're different I've seen it happen to a bunch of dudes when they've been knocked out been knocked out really bad but that's crazy get like get knocked out the [ __ ] out and you wake up and goes is there a horse nearby cuz I'm really horny right now well who knows what's going on with the chemistry of your brain you just want Ser experience you want excitement you want to see if you could suck a horse's car but that goes back to your your old bit old Joke Man old Jo just say hey you take a break today yeah take your day off you know next thing you had that joke about the Playboy mansion and and you said that U what's his name what whatever he would have um every once in a while a gay will pop in and then he goes and then the punch line was nah man you take a break don't start [ __ ] guys take a break you take a break yeah relax you get a little crazy yeah you can't you [ __ ] 10 shakes a day you don't ask for a guy you take a break I think for some people with brain injuries though they they get addicted to skydiving they get addicted to gambling they get addicted to like really Reck Behavior gusy was in a head andry right a bad one wonder what he's up to he uh looks like he's been in an accident he um he fell on a motorcycle and hit his head on the curb with no helmet on yeah it was a bad one so California didn't used to have a helmet law back then is because of him though well I don't know if it's because of him he started yeah I did read that he started a big push yeah to help that um so he helped it but I know that PE people wanted this you know I'm torn on that [ __ ] it's like yeah you should have helmet laws because there's 18-year-old boys out there they can have motorcycles and that's [ __ ] crazy that's crazy to give it I am so glad that when I was 18 I never got a [ __ ] motorcycle once
you thought of a motorcycle like um at 70 M an hour the helmet is like nothing right you don't like nothing depends on how you fall how you fall right yeah you might slide if you slide you probably just get your skin ripped from your body did you Survivor yeah bro just woke up to a fetish I said yeah but that's the thing man if you get really banged you could have some screwy brain waves after that you know and you could think everyone's out to get you you can like people get real weird they get real weird and they feel like extra vulnerable because they you know their brain's not working the same anymore so they don't know who they are anymore they don't feel like they used to feel yeah they start to feel crazy you know and they start think that no one wants to help them they start getting real angry and real negative and then you get [ __ ] by a horse it's just nah out of all the things that you could be doing that that's that's how you chose to go out all the things that you could be doing you know you could be seeing the world he said N I want to see biscuit you could be a food blogger nah ponies you could be a fashion influencer nope now I want to be Willie shoe maker I want to get taken out by a horse the black stallion in some dirty Barn somewhere that's where you breathe your last breath in a dirty barn with horse jizz in your [ __ ] what his friend do what I don't know they freaked out they brought him to the hospital they tried to drop them off then the the cops start questioning him I believe I'm paraphrasing for sure uh but I think that's how they got busted they brought off the guy and he's got a giant hole in his [ __ ] he's pale like a sheet like what happened the same face what why is he why is the inside of his body missing why does he have a [ __ ] t sir why could we see his shoes through his mouth what is going on with this dude what did you do what' you do that story about jimmi Hendrick still freaks me out I think I've been thinking about the entire time we've been talking I go back to the idea of them just pouring pills down the greatest guitarist of all time's mouth and then just pouring jugs of wine down holding
him down and that's how he dies [ __ ] that's scary his manager mother [ __ ] his us manager said the story is not true just for of course I would say that too yeah I would say that too I mean I don't know if it's true who [ __ ] knows but the the idea and he did but he definitely did die he definitely did die by exfix don't people say also like that the CIA did it Jimmy Hendricks I don't know I haven't heard that one but if anything happens people always think that CIA was involved somehow anything no matter what it is right yeah pretty much they say that yeah I don't trust nothing Secret Agent Man yeah it's either them or it's China or it's Russia who's really sending me this text telling me that I'm qualified for the $44,000 in savings who's you know those texts you get like who's sending those who text you know those texts that you get like random texts hey congratulations you received approval for your loan oh I don't get those you don't get those I get them from for a dude name Ray so Ry had my [ __ ] phone number before I and [ __ ] Ray Ray must signed up to every goddamn list Ray must have put in that number every chance he could I keep getting these [ __ ] text messages for Ry and it's all like loans and you qualify for this and you're this is available we're looking for someone to hire there's always some weird scams you qualify for aluminum aluminum sightings I don't understand how they can't stop that from happening it seems weird that you get so many of them you get so many of these scam things where they get a hold of your your phone number just Spam you lies I think um they think you you get to a certain age 50 and they think you're gullible to these tricks now well I think young people are Goble too they they sent us to 22 year olds hey man you want to U fix your Lo your home how do you have a home if you're dumb if you're dumb and you're 22 and you get some thing that you qualified for 4,000 oh [ __ ] they think this is me say yes yeah yeah yeah I'll take that money and then you know whatever the [ __ ] they do I don't know what they do there was a guy in La that was was calling women at their jobs and telling them they had won something and he convinced them to cut their heels off their
shoes and he like film it no he was just calling a up randomly hey you just want blah blah blah blah blah all you got to do is cut your heels off your shoes right now and women were doing it and he called a bunch of chicks and they all just [ __ ] up their shoes for nothing oh what an [ __ ] it's funny but it's that person was me I wasn't but it was a rude thing to do to a lady especially if it's your favorite shoes and you only have one pair not my red bottoms bro shoes are hard to get those [ __ ] are expensive right yeah so why are we so lucky we don't have to wear shoes that hurt girls wear shoes that hurt they they can only wear them for so long like I can't imagine I don't even like wearing things other than sneakers yeah or like a comfortable boot like you know I got a pair couple pairs of these origin boots they're real comfortable easy to walk around in like nice smooth leather I don't think I ever had boots boots are great but the point is I never had cowboy boots I've had dog Martin but not cowboy boots point is they don't hurt to wear but ladies are always wearing shoes that hurt what crazy Choice five inch heels stilettos that's probably why they have better pain tolerance too they have to give birth and they wear shoes that hurt all the time so they have to deal with pain we're so lucky we don't have any stupid stupid [ __ ] imagine if we had to wear makeup every day imagine what it' be like like Felipe what have you done to your eyes I don't know Matt put mercury on them isn't that interesting like women all I mean most a lot let's say a lot of women wear makeup every day or wake up makeup regularly on a regular basis they wear makeup it's not a very rare occasion thing most I don't know what the number is want to find out let's let's Google it cuz that's probably a lot of that stuff's probably not healthy for you either right what's in those what's what kind of dieses are they using the red Dy huh like what is all that stuff made out of are we sure I mean maybe some of it's really good for you maybe some of it's terrible for you maybe it's just like the scented candle thing the lipstick well don't know the lipsticks is well the native lipsticks is made out of Smash little bugs yeah that that's one of the red dye things my
little bugs you put them on here can't be bad for you right it could be better than a horse up your ass percentage 43% reported okay 43% of us women reported wearing makeup daily or weekly but it doesn't break out the daily portion explicitly rewinding to 2019 the same Source noted a higher share of women wearing makeup daily gen Z 18 to 24 at 30% and Millennials 25 to 34 at 35% suggesting a decline over time separate 2023 ugv poll of a th000 us women found the 38% where W make up at least a few times a week or daily with older women 65 plus being the most likely to wear it daily compared to younger groups they probably all wore it daily back in the day right you got to keep up you looks gladus go that back back up again please another study from 2017 by statista indicated 41% of us women aged 30 to 59 wear makeup daily yeah there was a a woman um back in the I don't know the 1800 1900 she was the first woman to make a woman's Magazine on clothing and home gardening how to cook she she was first lady to put recipes in a magazine oh yeah kind of like for a homemaker right and then yeah there was there was in a magazine back then I don't know what the name of the magazine but Jamie Google uh is makeup bad for you what do you think what you mean uh Google is makeup toxic when I was a kid my seventh grade teacher thought it was bad put on don't put on that makeup young girl toxic makeup for sure wait are the what are what are the ingredients in makeup that are toxic wizard of oy got oh that's right the lady with a green makeup yes bro no the lady with the green makeup the wit of o or the the Tin Man the witch yeah they got real sick man yes some makeup can be toxic wow lead Mercury and arsenic heavy metals can be found in cosmetics phalates common contaminant and cosmetics form Malahide a chemical found and some makeup yeah man that's why a lot of comedians back then stop black facing man that's scary [ __ ] that's scary [ __ ] I wonder if that contributes to a higher incidence of certain um issues health issues that maybe women have that wear use it daily I wonder how many um going to wonder right how about the um the people that worked the news
back then in the 450 they were a shitload of makeup oh yeah yeah and what the [ __ ] kind of makeup did they had back then that was probably all chemicals cake makeup man big what the [ __ ] out of yeah yeah man like you don't have to wear that ladies we're not we're not that complicated you guys got to wear makeup when you do the UFC fights no I don't wear anything I'm like are you crazy I have to go in there with dudes who literally have their head split open you know I have to interview people that are soaked in Blood and sometimes the blood is spitting out onto the microphone talk all the time I get blood on me all the time like the idea of me wearing makeup to look better while I'm out there while they're dealing with people that just got their face punched in is crazy that's ridiculous I won't do it so when they're speaking to you like when you get a fighter that's real bloody like you can what What's um cuz you're really up close to these guys what do you see in their eyes after a fight like when they're and they're also bleeding man do you see like you see like their intensity man do you see things that other people don't see when you're interviewing I'm sure you see something you've been in a you're there in a fight right in front of them yeah I think you're probably going to get more of a sense of how they feel after it's over like there's like some historic moments where you could see that when the fighter wins it's like it's a big [ __ ] deal and uh one of my favorite ones was when Israel ad asagna had his second UFC fight against Alex per and he knocks him down knocks him out cold beautiful clean right hand then finishes him on the ground and then fires off three arrows into his body yeah remember that guy yes I mean that was a [ __ ] classic moment and then he grabs a microphone and gives like one of the most inspirational speeches P pull that speech up yeah cuz it's amazing this is my favorite moment I think of anybody after they won a fight because it's just like this was real in the moment from a guy who's the [ __ ] Boogeyman dude Alex Pereira is the Boogeyman he's the scariest motherucker in the sport he knocked Izzy out twice he left hook koed him in kickboxing and then he beat him
down in the UFC and then Izzy finally knocked him out and when he knocked him out when he fires those arrows into his body and then see if you can find that speech and when you hear it man you're like wow like that's like that's what that's what makes the whole career worth it these moments where you reach out they kid and you touch the world I hope every one of you can feel this level of happiness happiness just one time in your life you never feel this level of Happiness if you don't go for something when they knock you down when they talk about you if you stay down you will never ever get that resolve fortify your mind and feel this level of Happiness as you rise one time in your life but I'm blessed to be able to feel this again and again and again and again and again no amazing amazing that's like human fuel you hear someone saying something like that if doing something like that that can help you all throughout your day that's human fuel amazing amazing if you're going to go go all the way or don't even try yeah Char Bowski that guy was out if you're going to go go out the way or don't even try this could mean losing girlfriend it could mean Lo losing wives relatives it could be SP time spent in jail Lonely Nights in the Dark Lonely Nights by yourself yeah but in the end it's all worth it I don't know the rest yeah that's a great but he was did you ever see the movie that did on with Mickey Ro both they did two movies who one with Matt Dylan K F totem too when was that that came out like in 200 something and he plays them at a different I thought there's Barfly there F totem oh told him he plays them at that age and then he's way too handsome yeah how dare he he plays them good how dare he yeah he's way too handsome that's outrageous Mickey R made himself look [ __ ] up to to all my friends you know he like yeah he um Char Bowski is actually in bar for life he one of the one of the drunks in the bar yeah how women in a world AR wh just mine you ever see one of those um uh readings that he used to do he used to do these readings he'd read from his books and people would yell and he [ __ ] have hecklers and [ __ ] and yell
out to them he's just a a guy just constantly drunk with profound thoughts yeah man when I when I when I started reading I wanted to read books about authors that were from Los Angeles like in the 40s and 50s cuz he's from and I said I got to find something that that talks about Los Angeles these streets that I live in and was Charles wowski he writes B Los Angeles and I found out that his inspiration was a guy named oh man what's his name he he he the he he writes just like Charles Bowski he wrote a he wrote a book called ask the dust and um The Adventures of vuro Bandini oh I'm I'm lost here of his of his name but he John Fon yes John fonte John fonte wrote books in the style of char bosski and um Char Bowski when um when he found out about him he helped him um publish all his books again so that's why I know that John fonte exist because Char Bowski he he republished all his books for him when he was dying of diabetes so as the dust bro he talks about Los Angeles during 1932 bro when Los Angeles had a a metro rail and the world the 1932 um earthquake in Los Angeles wow wow so this it's all about this guy's from Los Angeles he talks about Armenians and working the docks in 1920s wow that's a great catch I want to read and they're alcoholics bro this guy is an alcoholic and so is Char bosi these are dudes that work jobs and still were authors imagine going from those guys to ticktockers at boa exactly yeah exactly like these guys actually had jobs during the day bosi he work the post off he never wor he never quit yeah and Antonio bini well what's his name the other guy he he he started writing for Hollywood and he just disappeared oh yeah yeah oh like writing screenplays Stu scre plays he got into under contract yeah man there's a lot of like talented writers who just decide to write for a company they just kind of like give up on the you ever get hired to be a writer and then you said this is not for me uh I got a book de deal once and I gave them the money back cuz they were they had too much input they wanted to have too much input I want and then they wanted me to transcribe my stand up that was one of their ideas I'm like that's a terrible idea they're like they're like
George Carlin did I'm like well that's fine I love George Carlin but so what I'm not doing that like that doesn't make any sense to me like why would I want like the worst version of what the ideas are which is just print the best version is a live performed version second best version is a video worst for sure is print audio slightly better but it's like you don't want to do that why would I do that that's a dumb way to write a book I just want to write about things that I'm thinking about yeah why would you write your whole set list on a book and then I realized if I'm going to write something I have to want to and it has to be something that I do because I'm controlling the entire thing and then if they like it they like it if they don't they don't but it's it's not something that I would ever want to have uh somebody help me out with according to this article about him part of the reason why he didn't explode when other writers did is because his publisher was in a legal battle for an unauthorized publication of minec comp whoa oh I said I didn't know that that's good to know holy [ __ ] so yeah that kind of their resources wow the financial Dr on the publisher hampered the distribution of ask the dust yes while fan put out a short story collection [ __ ] read in 1940 more than a decade would pass before another Bandini novel wow created and was a bunch of stories about this fake he used to live in legal battle with Adolf Hitler was his publisher did but yeah that's crazy crazy huh insane That's crazy dude I'm going to read that is it on audio I hope it's on audio book I'm so lazy sitting down and actually raing reading a book right now it's too daunting it's too daunting uh Felipe one more time tell everybody special on Netflix available right now oh my Netflix special is available right now raging full on Netflix go check it out directed by my wife Lisa o Danel and I want to give a shout out to my my um my brother-in-law who listens to you religiously with his daughters um Johnny o' Daniel what's up Bo shout out to joh Ohio all right um Instagram all that [ __ ] what is it oh my Instagram is on Filipe sparza my in my website is felipesworld dcom I'll be in I don't know when this airs I'll be in Grand Rapids Iowa and um Indianapolis helium but um when of those dates I don't know
okay gosite go April 5th I'll be in San Diego with Paul Rodriguez and April 25th I'll be in San Diego with a bunch of comedians beautiful all right always good to see you my brother thank you for having thanks for being here all right bye everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music]