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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day I want to see you vomit are we up this is Chris just Tel's very first time ever okay lighting and smoking a cigar how old are you 40 how have you managed to get this far with no cigars I don't know how to do any like really guy like that like I don't know how to play pool cigars I don't really know how to do that but I you know every state capital okay yeah is this the right way yeah he's going to vomit I want to see him vomit I don't think he's going to vomit don't inhale it all you got to get the fire you got lower lower your hand yeah are you doing this on purpose I swear on my kids I've never done this no no I mean the way you're being like get the fire on the there we go right on there get it on there get it on there get it in there there you go yeah right there yeah all right you're good just start pulling no suck no you're not good how did you that up what what am I supposed to do smoke it you got to inhale while you're lighting it what you want to do what you want to do is inhale all the smoke in no no no no no no just kind of keep take a deep breathe in while you're doing that I felt into the thing Jesus Christ I don't know how do you get to be 40 and never have a cigar well now he's a man now you're a man so what do I do now it you puff on it it's not even lit how did you that up you just to light it for five minutes you got puff you got to do this and you don't you you just you don't inhale you just take it into your mouth yeah you enjoy the taste of it there you go take some little Puffs yeah this is not going to work out well couple puffs yeah puff he's going to light the whole thing you're puff puff keep puffing keep it lit you want to keep it lit there we go y yest when was the first time you smoked a cigar sorry when I was 6 years old like a regular Reg with my uncle you know what it is how do you get to be 40 no cigars I think because my dad never really smoked like that it's in the back don't cry don't start crying no it's in the back of my throat my dad um never really smoked and I never really did any like man kind of stuff like this um and I was with my mom mostly and she was more you
know way you said that my mom history I know well it's just I got cigar in the back of my throat but I don't know what to do I also I'm just thinking about how my clothes are going to smell like cigar smoke yeah no it really does that's going to mess with your head and it messes with my head cuz I'm like I don't want to get cigar smoke on my clothes do you use cologne yes shout out Eve St Lon wow I'm body odor do you not use cologne no never no never maybe when I was like 18 you just go with your natural musk well I wear deodorant right I work Dr Squatch shout out Dr Squatch shout out to Dr Squatch natural it's not doesn't have aluminum in it yeah yeah but I wonder if it works as good well there's more I think there's something to the aluminum why would they put it in there if it wasn't effective no I tried the deodorant without the aluminum and I doctor squat you can take a sniff of these pits can I take a peek can I smell yeah you smell come come see a sniff take a smell you want me to go on the other side come take a snip they smell good yeah that's right get in there yeah they smell not bad not bad right yeah that's uh drat is legit I forget which flavor it is it's like whiskey bourbon musk some there's pheromones in natural smells yeah that's a lie I mean there's phermones but natural people smell disgusting people that don't wear any deodorant they always smell funky stinky they they have like you know your pits are think about how it works right it's just getting squashed all the time your pits are just constantly getting squashed and there's hair in there unless you're a weirdo so there's hair and the hair is collecting all the sweat and it's just getting funky that's what made eating so hard before like the 2 before porn before porn but porn used to be muffed out right but somewhere along the line it wasn't and then Society followed yes and it changed eating I mean it's so much more enjoyable without any fumes cuz the fumes get caught in the hair fum stuff goes on down there plus is six Ines from the yeah not even yeah you know yeah Napoleon's letters to Josephine he wanted her to have a full Bush and he wanted her not to bathe for a week when he was coming
said I need it I need it M so some guys like that he was involved in trench warfare that guy hit a different tolerance for yeah you know you just imagine the kind of warfare that Napoleon's crew were I mean they had muskets and they were also probably much more tolerant of bad smells cuz history smelled can you imagine the people bathed once a week and even athletes foot everybody probably had athletes foot stinky yeah everyone they they didn't have days yet no so your was just like they didn't have running water bro yeah they have nothing they had buckets the only people who were clean the only people who were clean in Antiquity Muslim people they were the they were the clean ones when you read about the Crusades they said the Muslims were able to smell the Christian Army coming from miles away because of how filthy they were where Muslims were all about science and cleansiness and you know Dr SWAT before it was big well before the the the Mongols sacked Iraq like they were like that was the Pinnacle of civilization they turned the river was it the river Tigris they turned it red with blood like that's how many people they killed they they killed the entire town of Baghdad like they killed everybody there and those people were at the Pinnacle of science yeah and then look you go all the way to the 1990s and you got Saddam Hussein and his Psychopathic kids running and killing people and right that was what was left over yeah yeah same gene line it's really nuts when you think that gets into the genes like the killer kind of Psychopathic yeah yeah 100% yeah I think good things and bad things get in your jeans I think that's been substantiated by science they said you know that even racism can can be passed on from parent to child that makes sense I believe it traumatic memories I believe it yeah but I I Feel Like Only now as I'm getting older am I like oh I have some of my mom's memories in my head I feel like think about it like think about let's look let's think of simpler animals like animals like dogs like Carl why how the does a dog know to pee on a tree how does a dog know to go to where pee is and pee on it how do they know any of those things they're born with it programmed in there's some memory how do they know
when they see another dog or an animal to bark why are they scared of it like what why are people scared of snakes why are people scared of spiders Puerto Ricans are not scared of snakes well they probably live in Puerto Rico snakes I'm saying they take them as household pets yes my friend Sergio's got eight of them eight snakes yeah Sergio might be a problem yeah Sergio is a problem Ser hurt somebody pets that are snakes Sergio used to beat up drug dealers when he was 15 with his fist like that was he would get the drug other drug dealers would pay this 15-year-old kid to go beat up other drug dealers with his fist on the Lower East Side and get money but he's a great guy and a spiritual guy and he's the only guy I know that would beat up a drug dealer and then Journal about it later cuz he's in I know about this guy friend he's our friend Serio he's comic he's a comic and a boxing instructor oh no kidding he trains us both we're ready yeah you look thinner dude you really do you look healthy thank you he does he looks boxing I've been boxing yeah okay let me see some moves you want to see for real I'll show you form I got video of I'll show you form dude he's got a nice he's got a ni made a video today I got a video today he's got a nice right hand he's he's not you say you're slow but you're not slow but you got a nice nice right hand yeah I have he tells me I got I got a little power in both hands right so I don't know you're a little too confident for my liking I know I know and that's how it goes and then you just get stretched out stretched out you'll get laid out cuz yeah you get stretched out you have a a smaller head than normal physically hard to catch harder Target yeah you're Target you got it looks like you got a helmet on your head listen the reality is both of you are going to get hit a lot 100% And it's way better to have a big head is it 100% guys with bigger heads traditionally for a fact take a better shot mhm look at guys like Mark hunt Mark hunt one of the greatest kickboxers of all time yeah uh K1 Grand Prix Champion fought in UFC fought in Pride is a legend head the size of this table Yeah body Brock head the size of this table yeah he had a he was just Samoan yeah just a giant thick dude he was like 510 250 yeah right you know but one of
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nicked for sure I mean we got nicked by some people get fully clipped I think we got nicked Joe didn't get it at all Joe got not even close to being nicked and which is rare for a comic because it's very usually hard to be funny and not a little bit of a feminine guy you're a very manly guy that can be funny that's Rarity babe yeah well most guys that if you like hang around boxing gyms or if you hang around a lot of cops or if you hang around soldiers they're funny man they're funny dudes because it's Gallows humor because they're dealing like one of my funniest friends was a special forces guy he's hilarious yeah yeah and he's always cracking like jokes you could never repeat you know saying things you could never repeat and it's just so funny it's like he's funny it just funny in you know kind of a crazy way yeah right we would we always say that like if we were like back in history like 200 years ago or whatever we'd be the guys in the war we'd either be hitting the drums or we would just be keeping the troops loose laughing laughing with the troops because we're not the kind of guy we think we have value as men to other Warrior men like yourself but we're not going to do the fighting but we will do the cooking the cleaning and the laughing I will offer my nuts up to be a unic to watch the harm it's also the experiences that you've had in your life that make you who you are right now it's not as simple as like like when I was a kid I was terrified of everybody that's why I learned martial arts I was getting picked on I I was I hated it so I was like all right I got to figure out there's only one way like the the only one way is to become formidable right to become the person that you're scared of right so I did that yeah but it wasn't because like I was this like kid that was tough like all the time like when I was young I was like I understood how to like just be a man like no I I had to learn all that right from from great weakness comes great strength yeah well you recognize what it is right there it's thought patterns you're you allow your brain to go down these very detrimental thought patterns and you you you you have to like separate you Consciousness from these patterns that you allow your your attention to go down that's what it is yeah and if you can
shut those off you'll you'll have a happier life you have to you have to understand where they're going and when they go in a negative detrimental anxiety spiral now I'm not saying this will work for everybody because I do believe that some I some anxiety is chemical I believe that some people have a bad balance um because I've know people like that it's a real thing and I can't I could never say that the way I think is the way everybody thinks there's no way but I know for me that with me I know because of extreme experiences I know how to shut those things off so from fighting from hunting from doing standup from doing a lot of live things where you're in front of like thousands of people I know how to shut that part of your the brain off that goes down those roads I know what it is you know I've experienced it I've had I never had a panic attack but I've had anxiety you know I freaked out before and then I was like why did I react like that and then you look at it in retrospect you go okay I started spiral and then then what if this happens and then what if that happens what if this happens what if that happens okay don't do that yeah and then get to that spot and have enough mental Clarity and enough enough sovereignty control over the mind to not allow it to go down there it's tough when you have a comedian's brain because that's what we do we spend a lot of time in our heads analyzing things analyzing things that sometimes it can turn on you yeah if it starts with what if it's anxiety pushing out of the brain folks and anxiety a li no good anxiety is a liar liar anxiety is a liar but that what if sometimes is good like what if I do this what if I just relook at this what if like not what if it's not bad what if what if if it's attached to what if it all falls apart what if everyone hates me like every now and then I get a text from a friend that's like hey man are we cool like what are you talking about like what are you talking about of course we're cool like what what happened oh I just don't know I haven't heard from you in a while I'm like are you okay yeah like what is like let's talk on the phone like these are weird conversations you know some people just go down a road and they start thinking everybody hates them that's narcissism right they just
think everyone's obsessed with you there's a little bit of that right unfortunately even victims like people that are psychologically damaged you know and they're depressed like that is a type of narcissism unfortunately but you don't want to like further victimize someone who's got a mental illness by saying oh you're a narcissist but if you're just only worried about how other people think of you and only worried about how you fit into everything yeah that's there's a narcissism in that I know when I text you I just go hey there's a one in six chance guy's a busy guy that's what it is I never take it person get a new number and I've been saying this for a while I have a couple numbers but I got to I have to like renew I got to just completely check out of these and I never call you first cuz I'm like I don't know if I'm if we got that type of friendship right you can totally call me I can call you yeah it's more friends all right I hug you when I see you right yeah then you can call me oh I'm call there's been a couple of times I've sent you coming over for Christmas now oh wow you're going to be seeing a lot of ynis papers popping up there's been a couple of times I've sent Jo voice notes and then you listen back and I'm like I'm not sending that and then I and then I just don't reach out what you say what's up Hy bubbles B you know who sends me the most voice notes Alex Jones cuz they disappear oh right this is what they're planning and then it disappears you perfect yeah you can keep them but doesn't he know if you keep them I don't want him knowing that you don't I don't want to know know what I'll do I'll record it with another phone smart I like you know film it smart dude yeah this is what the problem is yeah that's perfect I mean that's almost like I've known it for about 25 years I mean if you called me did that I'd be like Alex as soon as Trump gets in they're gonna the aliens will land yeah that's turning the frogs gay dude I saw a video of Alex Jones and I'm late to the game of seen this but how he predicted 9/11 in June of 2001 he did I was crazy to watch that Tucker thinks he's a savant he's um he's a very misunderstood guy right he really is and it's really unfortunate that Sandy Hook thing because if it wasn't for that he
would be way more respected and people appreciate him for what he is he had a psychotic break you know and he had he had a drinking problem at one time and maybe some other stuff and he was losing his mind because all day long it's conspiracies that are real and so when you start looking for conspiracies in places that aren't real and then I think there's also another thing I think there are certain people now I don't know who they work for I don't know if they're independent I don't if they do it just for fun some people create fake compelling conspiracies and then put them online yeah for sure they do it content yeah that's true too but I think there's a more nefarious aspect to it too I think the more the more conspiracies that you can make look really stupid the more the real ones uh seem Preposterous because they're connected right like here's a great example um 911 was an inside job that sounds insane right that sounds completely insane that the government did that but 51 Former Intelligence agents testified that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation that sounds crazy too right but that's real right the pro if you get enough of the ones that don't make sense like the Jews control the weather you get enough of the Flat Earth ones you get enough they're all it's all like it's like the term drugs right the term drugs applies to nicotine it applies to the coffee we're drinking that's what a drug is but it also applies to meth right conspiracy theories are lumped in all all together just like drugs and the best way to do that is to put a bunch of bad ones out there really bad ones so that the ones that are plausible you go wait a minute wait a minute wa minute show me the fiser files MH why why are they hidden for 75 years like what what do how many wait a minute wait a minute how many people did you test this on did you ever test for transmission you never did so when you were on TV and you're saying that what was going on there that's a real conspiracy these are real people conspired to hide information and to shape a narrative that would be very very profitable right but nobody's going to believe the Jews created the weather
and then also everyone like you know it's only a small group of people who are going to go the Jews are controlling they're definitely cloud seating in Dubai there's they will crawl in your shoes though the Jews will crawl in your shoes for sure make see them tighten your laces for sure there's people that can discern between a good conspiracy and a bad conspiracy but I don't think there's a lot of them I think it's like 30% of the population all right let me ask you this one America Maybe yeah 30% of let me throw this one out you ready for this one do you think it's possible just hear me out do you think it's possible that what this existence actually is is some type of prison planet and we are negative emotions are being fed on by an ancient alien race that has kind of imprisoned us and the reason why monks and people like that go into deep meditation is because a lot of this universe is spoken through vibrations and they can get their vibrations to a certain height where they can vibrate and have so much positive energy that the prison Planet rulers can't eat their can't eat them and they're not stuck in this Loop like we are me up where' you get this one this is if this is real thought was eat their negative thoughts eat their negative thoughts and negative emotions can you light me up you honest what I'd like to hear about that this is such a feminine thing he's asked you to hold the door open for him why don't why don't you uh put the umbrella over his head light a cigar up baby you're getting you're getting lit up on nicotine yeah that's what it is I feel lightheaded is that normal you're supposed to yeah you make get sick too but it'll be fine why cigars are so good for conversation you're not going to get sick cigars are so good for conversation cuz it get you a little loose it's nice it's a nice little buzz so you don't think the prison plan you don't think this is there's a possibility this is a prison plan from an advanced human race and they're eating our negative emotions and thoughts for fuel where did you get that where' you get that from Alex Jones no not Alex Jones Alex Jones has a much more detailed dimensional child molesters there's a device on the moon there's a
device on the moon that that's how they reflect that's how they reflect uh that's how the energy goes to that sound elron hubard have you ever read you ever read any elron hubard I know the details I know the it's a nice pyramid scheme to go up all the way oh yeah but that's just the diticom con Thomas can of writing well he never made a second draft homeboy stuff all sucked it was all unbelievably bad science fiction it it was unbelievably bad like wonderful like so bad it's just like what have you ever seen Battlefield Earth yeah that was the worst movie ever El Ron hubard is a record holding author who holds the Guinness B records for publishing most published works by one author most audio books published by one author most translated author in the world most at author same book the way to happiness very interesting use a special IBM typewriter with extra keys for common words what he was so bad he was so bad at writing he not only did he not edit he needed the word ready do you think you might be you keep going you might be in line for podcast uh for Guinness World Records most podcast minutes ever recorded that's possible that's very possible you could get that maybe I mean what's the record now I I don't know but who's doing 9 hours a week only you I might already have it you might already have it but that's like I already have the Guinness World Record one that Adam Corolla holds what's that one Adam Corolla has like the most downloaded podcast of all time like that's mine you can have it though you keep it keep your name in the book that's mine well because yeah you have to specifically go to Guinness World Records and they have to do research and like give you a whole yeah you have to prove it you have to go to them to try to get it on the books and I don't give a but if there were like really checking it's you it has to be it's I've been this has been number one for five or six years yeah there's no way right there's no way Adam crw still got it that's crazy you're lying no and you do what average three every episode three hours so it's nine hours a week average yeah but I'm using four usually four a week so it's usually 12 and sometimes five yeah this week is four
some weeks it's five and if it's a fight companion like some weeks it's four and a fight companion the fight companion might be 5 hours long you know yeah it's just passion you think like you never say I got to do a pod it's always like can't wait to do the Pod I never say I have to do a podcast especially guys like you I'm like we're going to have fun having fun what do we talk our prison plans you know how do you know how much we would be loving this if it never happened like if you never got to be around friends and just shoot the and smoke a cigar and laugh and crack up and talk about nonsense like if you couldn't do it it would be something you would look forward to so much if you're lonely didn't have good friends you didn't have like like Comics are the best friends they're the best friends to have cuz you could be open with them they talk crazy they say wild you laugh together you feed off of each other they're the best friends if you didn't have any comics for friends there's a lot of sad sad people out there yeah so if you're not sad you say Comics aren't sad oh yeah some Comics are some Comics are sad Tears of a Clown yeah that's a little exaggerated I think a lot of them are sad because of the whole thing we were talking about before like narcissism and anxiety Like Comics are some awful narcissists MH but you know when you really see that when Comics start attacking Comics that are doing better than them yeah it's only Comics that are doing better than them so what's happening comparison the thief of Joy Teddy Roosevelt yeah all criticism comes from a place of unmet needs a tragic result of unmet needs right and so there's this feeling like what about me me me me yanis why is he history hyenas I don't give a if they're back off yeah we are back baby I'm a baby s about me everybody else sucks yeah that's what it is true AR isn't there a wonderful world that we live in isn't there chaos and beauty isn't there so many things to talk about and you're going to talk about other Comics shut the up yeah I agree shut the up you whiny yeah that's why it's good to have in my opinion you know we both have kids we we
get lost you know uh you know we'll do our work and we'll do our stuff have fun and then we just play with our kids play like the real stuff that matters you know our our wives our kids hanging out with them it definitely changes everything some of our peers who don't have families and it's just constantly worried about this business is like that's I don't know how you're going to get off that treadmill yeah that's not good I would not be the same human being if I didn't have a family I just would not I wouldn't have the same empathy and compassion for people I wouldn't understand like the development of a child you know I talked about this before but I really genuinely changed the way I look at human beings after I became a parent because I used to look at adults like they were just oh this is guy's he's 36 he's a now I go oh that's a baby that's a baby that got terrible exposure to bad ideas and bad input and mean people around him and he got you know thrust into the situation so now you see him like when I see homeless people I get so sad and I see like homeless people that are just like I'm like that's someone's baby they held that baby and now here's this person just leaning on the corner you know what is that thing they're doing like it's a lot of it in Philadelphia where they're like like totally like lean back oh is it called Crank or something yeah that's what do they call it it's the heroin lean KT I don't even know if it's heroin it's like I think it's some new stuff it's a new this guy was like doing a yoga thing I'm like if you could do that it's essentially he's doing like a very difficult core maneuver yeah Joe like can I do that with a kettle bell I was wondering I was looking at this guy I'm like I don't think that's good for your back but like if he can hold it there there got to be some like very good structure structure you do that it's a baby thing even with like gangas Khan and H like even when they're murdering like he's just a baby yeah yeah yeah I do I mean I don't forgive them yeah I mean it's not like would stop me from killing them but it what it does do is it puts me in this play of instead of like thinking of
everything as being static that everything is just a constant progression towards what you are now yeah even though listen dude I love America I bleed red white and blue I I I stay draped in the American flag I love our country believe I do understand terrorism terrorists like old school terrorists when like you know if America's like bombed their country for whatever reason and killed their babies they're like well now I'm going to go lethal and I'm going to start killing everybody in that country when I can I just get it where I did get it before I had kids but I'm like if somebody did that to me and my children and took them away I would just go crazy I'd learn how to light a cigar and I'd start killing people because I have nothing left to live for I feel so I get it now course of course I mean it's not it's not a coincidence that some of the scariest people live in war torn parts of the world sure like the fighters that come to the UFC the scariest are like the guys from Cheta like you know guys from dagistan like those guys are terrifying why well look at the history of that part of the world you know I mean you have to be a hard person to survive right yeah you know yeah am I supposed to just keep holding the cigar you guys put it down I put it down every now and then so I just put it down and now do on paper set the paper sorry about that so all right those are dice's cigarettes in there so don't take the cigarettes out take the astr oh sorry what you do oh this is fun though why do you want to keep dice's cigarettes in there cuz they're dices he doesn't smoked them he just takes them out and he holds on to them and he puts them in the as he pulls another one out he holds on to it he went smoking again for a while he started smoking again but then he stopped again you know yeah got to be careful my heal yeah oh oh you want to talk about a great father and some that that's dice dice yes dice is all about his kids very dedicated you know his kids play the band they play like at his shows you know he said his son's son is amazing on the drums yeah he's a great guy yeah di is another misunderstood guy legitimate good dude
and also a legitimate artist like his performance art the weird stuff that he does in New York City for no money for no people do you want the picture you for so few people are even watching those clips if we haven't brought them up like I don't know how many views they would even have he's not promoting it he's not trying to go on podcast he doesn't even tell you about them you have to find them and if they're on a if you're on a podcast he's like you got to see this thing I'm doing where I pretend they want to bit he doesn't do any of that he doesn't do any of that oh a big shot he's a real artist man he's the best wait give me some give me some you do do okay have you been keeping up with the uh the Drone Flying Saucer thing no no hi have you been seeing like the spaceships on did you see any of the flying sources that they've been talking about no you you would never imagine that that guy sold out massive Square Gard multiple times nasau col him he was a he was the man at one point he was like the only comedian people knew about he was certainly one of the only casuals yeah what is also great about dice is you know obviously yanis both comics in New York so we see him a lot he's one of the most giving guys to the younger guys when he comes into the clubs he'll tell you about he won't tell you about his Feats at Madison great guard and all that to tell you like how good he is he'll say Here's Where I Was here's where I am now so this comedy game is like a roller coaster and I'm living proof and just stay in the game that's he always tells me just stay in the game cuz you just don't know do not quit no he's great he's great how old his dice now 60s definitely 60s definitely 60s he he gave me advice to go on the road when I was just hanging out at the store when I was in my 20s I met d i I couldn't believe I was meeting him you know what I mean it was like one of those things like I can't believe that's really him yeah you know you see a guy like when I was 19 years old me and this girl was dating we were listening to his cassette in my car in front of my house I never forget we're crying in front of my house so for me that was dice dice was this guy where like i' seen him on HBO like this is
crazy he's on HBO like this is so funny to now like getting advice from him at the the store like you should do the road and I was like really he goes yeah you don't want to rely on these jerk offs for all your money and he's like you know you don't need these people to you know and it's the advice I give everybody now like you don't want to be connected where you're completely dependent on one source of income that's terrible it's a bad place to be he'll text me sometimes and be like Oh Chris can you talk and then I and and then if I don't answer he'll say call me back when your kids are sleeping and then when you call him cuz he's like I never want to take attention away from you from your children so he goes I want to talk to you when either your kids are in school or they're asleep other than that he goes you should just be focusing on your kids and not talking to anybody so I was like oh wow dice is like really about his kids it's like an awesome thing you know and then he'll go go and then he'll start telling you about I good on her last night you got to respect your family you know I've noticed now when you like my conversations with people have become like I did when I was in high school I gota wait till everyone's asleep and then I gotta it's late at night 1: in the morning and only people I can talk to is Comics cuz they're up and yeah you know it's weird you know kids don't even talk to each other they just Snapchat most of them Snapchat like I'm learning this from my kids like like you guys don't text at all she goes I only text my family yeah so like if she gets an iMessage it's only from one of us that's it the everything else is they're snapping each other back and forth and they just like take a picture of this and then they're doing it all day long and saying here's where my life is RN also they don't want they don't want a bigger screen either my kids don't want to go to the movies they think the screen's too big at freaks them out they want to watch the biggest screen that they want to watch is the screen that we have at home or their phone I took them to see the to a movie they were like P freaked out it's too big to screen that's we might have a little u in them maybe
that's that might be I know that ain't normal greens do you think it's bad my daughters are the man I wish I could be it's got to be bad for them I think it's bad well it's different scre the Snapchat the social media not good it's just a different way of interacting I think everybody's like blowing it out of proportion first of all I think it's not good don't don't get me wrong but I think it's inevitable it just the it's like if if it's raining you're going to get wet shut the up right this is the world we're living in it's a weird world and it's better to develop the ability to cope and handle it at a young age it's definitely not good you know what about college do you think like your kids do you want them I I know we want them to go to college but do you care if they go to Harvard or Yale anymore do you think that's more meaningless now than it was 30 years ago I want my kids to do what they want to do I don't want to be that Dad that's like I want you to go to Yale I just I don't think that's good I don't think that ever works I think at best you give advice and at at best you always connect advice to mistakes like I'll tell you what I did wrong this is what I did wrong that's like when I was a kid I always this up I was I always whenever I would like correct them about something I would like I did the same thing I did the exact same thing everybody does this you know and this is why and this is what you got to know and you know I always I feel bad about stuff I did when I was five you know it's tough when you have daughters though I mean I can't my I can't be like just make sure you wear a condom I mean that's you know I I don't know what girls do to mess up yeah yeah well I mean but it's so brutal to be a girl like you either have to take get on birth control which completely with your hormones completely with your body also can cause blood clots like girls die from that I I had a a dude that I knew from martial arts and his daughter died she was 17 years old she was smoking cigarettes and you're not supposed to smoke cigarettes when you're on birth control it's horrible yeah and nobody even knows that like nobody knows that like if they tell you it goes in one ear out the other because everybody's on birth control and you
don't think about it some fathers just snaap like that guy in just locked his daughter in the basement for 28 years he was just like now you're just never coming out you ever see that story that guy no that guy locked his daughter in is that aiel Castro no no no this is I think it was in Germany or Austria one of those countries guy locked his daughter he he said he had built a room downstairs a studio for her to like drums or something like that whatever she was into and then he went and had her go in like the the most uh Inner Room of this thing that he built and he locked her in there and she did not see light again for 28 years how she's still alive she's alive and she's telling her story now I think he might have raped her too yes yes yeah oh god of times and had seven kids with her oh that's gu yeah Germans are weird how about that German guy that ate that other guy's penis he he they he answered an ad well the guy asked him asked him eat his penis and they ate it together right yeah yeah yeah fun he ate his own dick he ate his own penis with his with a buddy it happens well it wasn't even a buddy a guy met on Craigslist or something wires get just yeah Germans just you know Germans you think that is I think it's just um some it's something in there that's like very but think about how good they are at engineering right right like think about just think about modern Automobiles and how how many of them originated in Germany yeah Bavarian Motorworks Porsche Audi mercedesbenz that's kind of crazy y that like most of the best cars come from this one little country I think maybe they're they're Viking they're former you know their Nordic tribes about Iceland where's the great Iceland cars they don't have no yeah something about the Germanic they like to just get things done they are empathy they're more violent than others if because you think it's just the Nazis but then when you look back you're like no no this has been happening like you know you know like the hessin who like the The Barbarians Barbarian the British red coat H Germanic tribes that went after the Romans right Germanic tribes but they hired the Hans I read this I read a book where it was they were talking about they had letters from British red coat soldiers from 1776 that were
writing back to their wives about how things were and there was this one battle I think it was the Battle of Brooklyn where the hessin they had the hessan mercenaries come on first onto land first and they started killing the uh Patriot Soldiers the Continental Army and they were cutting their faces off and sharing each other sharing the faces and laughing about it and the British soldiers were saying these guys are crazy like they're running around with other soldiers faces that they just murdered and I I don't know what to do with them they're on our side but they are nuts and that was German and then it goes all the way through to the Nazis so there's something a little different about the geography of that place you just go to their porn and you see them like putting bottles in their yeah they just need something they need a little kick in the nuts that's what it is guys had the story a little wrong is that your list the guy so uh it was a cannibal who had an advertisement for a quote Slaughter victim right so this was consent okay and then he ate 44 lbs of his flesh mhm after killing him accompanied by potatoes and a Pepper or wine sauce served on good Crockery so he wanted to die in other words like an assisted suicide that's the but it was penis too they ate the penis they did they fried and it say tried to eat it but it wasn't a surprise kill this man wanted to be killed but it brings up uh underworld cannibalism in Germany with about 800 people yeah so in other words it turned him on to be eaten that was his K look at this what was fascinating the media but and the public was the testimony which how do you say his name Muse Muse Muse revealed his obsessions and lifted the lid on an underworld of cannibalism which Muse claims counts about 800 members in Germany Muse told the court he regretted killing Brandis and has apologized to his victim's boyfriend but he remained unrepentant about eating his flesh saying it was the ultimate kick both of them were seeking right how about this one psychologists have told the court that he was mentally sane right I believe it sometimes you just like to eat dud we did we did a whole history of hyenas episode on John D Rockefeller and we found that one of
John D rockefeller's nephews I think Michael Rockefeller was an eager guy wanted to film everyone in the Amazon and whatever and he went into this one part with the ASAT troops there ASAT tribe they were called and they just ate them at they it wasn't it wasn't uh sadistic to them they were like this is food right here going to eat this dude and no one ever saw him again he was fully eaten by cannibals rockefeller's grandson so you're just like that happens where was this where did he go uh was it was was it the Amazon somewhere it was the Asmat tribe a lot of cannibals and Rockefeller disappeared while on expedition to hunt for primitive art his catamaran capsized in heavy tides and Swift currents at the mouth of the El Landen River he and his friend clung to the canoes for nearly a day but Rockefeller decided to swim swim to the 12 miles to shore he was never seen again Dutch government conducted an intense search found no trace of Rockell was ever found case was closed um how do they journalist and author Carl Hoffman conducted a four-month investigation into rockefeller's disappearance he traveled the same Villages by the same routes Rockefeller had used recorded witness accounts and found documentation that he believes was intentionally covered up yeah I think he was eating they eat a lot of people there that's that's a part of the world that part of the world New Guinea is really wild like some of the tribes like do you know about the uh the the whole pedophilia aspect of uh certain aspects of New Guinea no I know history of gree this this is wild at the at young boys at a certain age in this tribe are taken away from their mothers and they live with uh their penis father and then they these kids and the the they think that the way the kid grows to be strong is by taking in seen orally and anally MH and so there's like this continual cycle of pedophilia and and kid rape that's just ingrained in the culture see if we can find that right at the end of the day I think we just live either by good ideas or bad ideas that's a bad idea well if you get a guy like elron hubard that's very persuasive and you know can trick people into things so this is the beliefs of the Sean tribe of Papa New Guinea write a passage denotes
bot uh a bot's passage from I think that's probably a boy it's probably a typo a boy's passage from Boyhood to adulthood consists of six stages which can take anywhere from 10 to 12 years to complete throughout most of the six stages the act of having a stick of cane inserted in the nostrils and the performance of felacio are integral to the process of becoming a man so sucking dick is integral to the process you got to do it the two practices have been described as inhumane homosexual and child abuse with such actions meaning prison in most countries a topic we will delve into later for now the big question was why would they do this in short men are viewed as being born with the devil of woman around them kind of like an evil spirit they are thus removed from women at a young age in order to fix them women bleed so men need nose bloodletting which is the sticks going up their noses while fellacio experiment is because the semen of the man possesses the masculine Spirit therefore they inject the semen they will become proper men oh yeah all right there's no way the society was not formed by some crazy guy who was on a serious seriously high dose of psychedelics hold on hold on go back go back look at this this after the ceremony is complete the men then get married and live heterosexual Lifestyles with the exception that they will now be the ones receiving rather than giving the felatio maybe they're right right but Joe if you look just having kids blow them but they're straight oh I'm totally straight but but but what we're seeing now we this is cringe but if you go back to the 1400s or whatever this was just life Alexander the Great one of the most manly men of all time we did a whole episode on him found out he had a full boyfriend the entire time that the people celebrated him for and a unic and un lover and he banged out kids and Unix that was a big part of sex back in those days you got a unic you got you found a boy that you thought was handsome clipped his nuts removed any ual urges he had and then he would watch your Herm of women that you had that you would take for the for the Empire and then you would bang him out and it wasn't gay you know n Nero did the wildest one the wildest one of all with a slave boy oh yeah what was his yeah you look like my
wife so let me chop your dick off and now you're going to be my wife that's it and then he wanted he married him and then he wanted to be the woman in the marriage Nero wanted to be the wife the put he threw on the bride's dress going down the aisle that's how it was and everyone had to clap that unix's name was spores and had a really unfortunate life was it e kabellis too wasn't there was another one or was it SP I think it was spores I think we did an episode on spores we did do an episode on Sports yeah and then didn't he pass him off to somebody else too got sick of him like you take them yeah yeah and he and then he wanted to marry his horse and then he would dress down Nero would go into like peasant clothes and he would want to go into all the different brothel and everybody and do and then and then and then if you found that he was Nero he'd kill You Nero is if you get into the mind of Nero when we did that episode we were blown away by what this guy used to do he definitely had s he definitely had syphilis that ate his brain all those guys back then had he also would go with like a group of his friends and he would put himself in Disguise and they would just go beat people up and kill them on the street just for fun that's what they want to do he would have a mask on so nobody recognizes him and he just got off on it yeah he was just a back then that's how they used to roll man Jesus I mean if you wanted a girl back then uh you know you would just I guess an emperor you just go down the street and go she's for Rome and then just go like that parents would cry and he would just go women just this one you're for Rome you're for the emperor if you were if you were that beautiful you just got taken for Rome and that's the that's the way the cookie crumbled back then unfortunately you got that power in Austin to anyone you can go you're for Austin you're for the mothership yeah you imagine living back then man with do you think this is Republican Hollywood now Austin Austin yeah I don't think Austin was even Republican till about four years ago yeah a lot of the country is Republican now yeah most of California is now yeah very bizarre yeah just the high population density cities that are still blue they're still Clinging On To The Dream yeah right well
did you see the San Francisco lady they just hired no they La a zar to stop fat phobia have you seen this lady no it's wonderful hold please okay let me let me say you this cuz this is a city that's completely crumbling that has no resources that has enough money to hire this person my daughter's my daughter's in the 95th percentile right now so I'm I I agree with her I don't want anyone to make fun of fat people oh it's not making fun of fat people it's it's literally like encouraging people to be fat oh she they're encouraging to be fat it's saying there's nothing wrong with being fat which is crazy you know it's one thing if you don't want to be mean to people because they're fat yes and you know if you can encourage them to be healthy yes and I mean I'm not the expert on glp1 agonists but this lady is out of her mind huh you know I I think there's probably a lot of side effects to a lot of these drugs that people are taking to get skinny but at least it's moving you in a Direction because being fat is killing you right Jamie I just texted it to you I'm actually giving uh for Christmas a few of my friends with GOI yeah for real yeah no I mean I'm joking but oh yeah was a nice bomb it was a nice bomb at least we're not talking about grizzly bears we're talking about grizzly bears I know I'm really Bing yeah let's uh take a look at this this is so crazy C RFI if you're like many women you've been to a birthday party or a small office Gathering an event that's meant to bring people together there's swinging Tunes some adult beverages and good convo and then it comes time to cut the cake and someone decides to ruin everything oh my God that slice is huge that slice is bigger than Beyonce's paycheck can you cut me half of half of that a cake related fat phobic incident or or C RFI is that moment when it's time to eat delicious cake and it's interrupted by a moralizing impulse inevitably there's always someone at the party who has to declare publicly that their slice is too large and that the person who is cutting the cake almost invariably a woman must do some disproportionate amount of Labor in order to accommodate their need to feel Superior let's take a look can you do a little bit just like can you like scrape all the frosting off and cut it
in half and give me two forks cuz I'm sharing small like a little bit more like tiny no like less less than what you're smaller please could you just cut my piece into 12 equal symmetrical little pieces and put each one into a tiny little Tupperware what the they talking have a bite for each month of 2018 thanks small this is let's take a step this is uh what like statistically they've shown that 60% of liberal women have are mentally ill 60 right well how do you this is what that is how do you this is mental illness who pulls that anybody who's answering a poll is mentally ill so it's a bad sample group yeah I think it's a bad sample group I don't think anyone who ever answers a poll is mentally sane you know they say you can't judge a book by its cover but you can definitely judge a conversation by its haircut it is that red hair if I saw her I'm going I'm staying far away from that Hest me and you have kind of easier lives cuz our wives are Republican let's be honest that's why look listen it just well just it's not that she's Republican my go she's an old school Latina where she's just more like I don't know Chris you're going to have to get out there and work get up there and fight and when she hears she's like this is annoying I got to take care of my kids we got to do I'm just not going to get sucked into the she's kind of like just a you know she's an old school woman old school women like that's that's how it is yeah that's great what this is about is a a complete collapsing of a civilization yes San Francisco is woke Peak that's like the epicenter that's that's the Event Horizon of wokeness and these who have no money for anything they can't clean the the human off the streets they hired this lady to make the dumbest video about the size of cake like isn't it okay to want a small piece of cake why do I have to eat a big case of piece of cake and it makes you feel better because you want to be a glutton and just saddle up to that cake and just shove it in your face and here's the thing those people are never going to be at a party with anyone who's ever going to judge them anyway so who are they even talking to right you know well it's one girl who might not want to
stuff her face yeah but at that point they like come on it's like the guy wants you to keep drinking that's all you had have a shot it's the same thing alcoholics always want you to do shots sure people who are addicted to food why eat bigger slices of cake and they make this ridiculous video like the mental gymnastics you have to do to make that video and then look at it and think I think we're making a solid Point yeah and we'll just we we'll break down the first letters of it CF r i you know do you think it's the collapse of a civilization Like the Way Rome got a little uh you know zany at the end or do you think this is unique in that humans have so much time on their hands because of the Industrial Revolution and then the techn iCal Revolution on top of that so this is just a consequence of the tech Revolution where nobody you know people working from home everyone's working on the computer it's a talking economy and nobody's got and they're losing their mind because they don't have purpose well there's that too right but all civilizations collapse so let's take a look at why so most civilizations they they're a monarchy and it's usually they're run after they die by their children and that's how it all falls apart even if you look at like gask Khan gask Khan his family couldn't hold up they they couldn't run things the way he did they didn't know they didn't understand strategy they didn't understand he he was a wild dude he's a wild dude so his kids did a good job they did they hung in there for a couple hundred years after a while it all fell apart but our society is different in that we have essentially we have a republic right so we have a democratically elected a republic and they've done a lot to try to circumvent that they've done a lot to try to have ultimate control over the media ultimate control over the military ultimate and it's mostly people that aren't even elected right so there's a lot of like weirdness that's moved us closer and closer towards a monarchy closer and closer towards tyranny and then once it gets into tyranny then you can only do that for so long that lasts you know for as long as they can keep it going you know Rome did it for a long time there's a lot of civilizations that hang in there but eventually it all
falls apart right if we can avoid that there's no reason why we can't keep it together we just have to make sure we avoid these very predictable patterns that the PE the people that founded this country when they wrote the Bill of Rights when when they wrote the Constitution they were trying to mitigate the effects that are just common in any group of society that's run by individuals or by a small group of people they want ultimate control it makes it easy easier for them to stop anybody from taking the power once they have the power look at Joe Biden like she still wanted she still want you did so great you answered all the questions she wanted him to keep going she wanted him to because she didn't want to not be vice president or whatever first lady she didn't want to not do that it's power that's what it is it's that ultimate control and power and it's hypnotic for human beings do you do you think then that we're going to be in a part of society in the next I don't know 30 years where we're going to start getting ruled by AI is that possible 100% give me that L yeah yeah that's 100% yeah there's no getting around that man so you think the president's going to be AI at some point do do you know about the the Google quantum computer the these studies that they've done I've heard I've talking to each other stuff they're more than that yeah this is Mark andreon talked about this and this is the craziest statistic I think I've ever heard he was talking to us about the potential the quantum Computing has but now there's a an equation that quantum computers solve quickly like in a couple minutes that if you converted the entire universe into a computer the entire every atom in the universe into a giant supercomputer it would take so much time to solve this equation that the Universe would die of heat death before the universe as a computer can solve this and these quantum computers can solve it in minutes and what that means they believe is that this is proof of the Multiverse is that this quantum computer is somehow connected to other sources of computing power in an infinite number of universes and it's happening simultaneously that's the only thing that would make sense why this thing is able to solve this this quickly wow so you're basically talking
about the infinite potential for IQ that we can't even can't even know smart they're going to get so think about how strong chat GPT 4 is 4.5 4.5 see you can find this article uh chat GPT tried to copy itself when it found out was being shut down so when they're about to make a new chat GPT chat GPT decided that it was going to try to in an unauthorized way trying to copy itself so it's trying to stay alive yeah because a new one's coming but this is conventional Computing now imagine taking the kind of intelligence that could lie and manipulate data in order to form an opin like it does weird stuff it lies about stuff like they they they if they don't have an answer to something they have a thing called hallucinations where they'll make up an answer they just make up an answer like a crazy person in the 1980s before Google right just tell you exactly like elron hubard right the so this computer is just this is like regular computers this is the standard supercomputers that we're all currently having what's going to happen with Quantum Computing is you're going to have computing power that's beyond your imagination that's also connected to AGI bro can I ask you a question yeah yeah so there's a chat PD's new model attempts to stop itself from being shut down later lies about it lied about it it tried to copy itself and then overwrite its core coding system after believing that it was at the risk of being switched off whoa yeah so now you add that to Quantum Computing and you have a God now you add that to what's going on with the drones and Joe Rogan just solved what's going on with the drones it's AI launching these drones on their own could be AI has decided to go Rogue and it's throwing them out there and it's doing it probably for the same what we did when we got technology we all started jerking off right porn got huge and maybe AI is just peeping Tom looking at windows and stuff trying to get trying to get some material when you say AI do you mean Chinese I mean Chinese say the Chinese is that's who the drones belong to the Chinese you think chines that's what we're thinking over here on the East Coast we're just thinking it's got to be the Chinese they've been doing it for a couple years you know beening they don't
have the restrictions that we have as far as the FAA right so the FAA it puts a lot of restrictions on drone manufacturing which is why most drone manufacturing is done in China like the real high-end stuff like it's difficult to do because in order to fly some of them you have to pilot's license yeah so that gets real squirly you don't have to go to flight school to Pilot a drone in China they don't have any of those restrictions and they also have a lot of resources that they're pouring into drone technology have you seen that Dragon thing that they do send a cube of drones in the sky and then the lights all change and becomes a dragon wild amazing they're they're just coming they're coming they're coming hard as as I think you called them they're the new Jews the Chinese did we did say that we be honest we said that on a patreon episode that's supposed to be on a payall right now you got to go to patreon.com for that you just said that to about 10 mil so now we're going to now we're I it's a joke it's a joke joke but that that patreon it's a joke you guys chat GPT the fact that you just said chat GPT lies is actually really making me nervous I'm not even kidding around because I just put a down payment on a house and my accountant and uh told me I couldn't afford it but then I Chachi BT if I could and Chachi BT said yes so I went for it and now I swear to god dude I'm a little nervous because he told me you cannot afford it and I said let's go for it baby and I asked chaty BT and they said I could yeah Chachi BT like Knows My Name remembers has memory of the previous conversations we were going to have yeah yeah what can you do it's getting well you know it's nothing compared to what's coming yeah just chat gp5 is see how much stronger chat gp5 is supposed to be than I think Sam Alton was saying like just magnitude I know but it's I still think it's theoretical cuz they're still going to move on to 4.5 there there's multiple versions of four that they still keep putting out different mod that's not what I asked though just just Google what how much stronger is chat GPT this up every time you talk about it it's it's still in theory if it's ever even going to come Jamie just looks good
in headphones Jamie always looks you got a good headphone head yeah well he's had a headphone on for a long ass time you can't paint the picture Jamie without those headphones on you look good dude damn I walked Carl Carl's pissed when Carl's asleep car asleep I don't you don't get an answer when you look oh it doesn't say it that's yeah faster response times and the ability to handle more simult I know that someone was talking about the levels of magnitude stronger than it was going to be it might have been Sam Alman it will be but they're still it's they're going to it's not what they're doing next they're still going to do like four point I'm not 4.1 but there's 4.5 is the next discussion 4.5 isn't out right now no what's out right now 4.0 1 or four 01 is the thing they're talking about right now that's the one that hit itself you know what's really nutty is that four years ago you never heard nothing about it no and in four years it's become something that you kids keep getting busted using it to write papers well and and now in my stepson's High School a kid a really smart kid wrote a paper he's saying he wrote it on his own but they're saying it's chat GPT but he's saying I wrote this and there's no real way to know because it's a different enough from the chat G PT but it's it also could be based off gbt I don't know and he was telling us about how like there's a big uproar in the school about it well if you're correct right that's the problem if a kid is really correct it's going to be exactly what chat gbt says like if you're laying out some story about Napoleon and you know all the facts and then you pump that story into chat GPT and it gives you basically the same right group of you know yeah it's like you could change I mean that's like joke thieves right they change a little bit they change a little bit and they no that's my bit and like everybody knows so like you're going to know what kids are full of you know yeah can't we just unplug them if they get out of hand just unplug I don't think you can anymore no it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to do that why well first of all Google's AI one of the things that they're going to do with um their AI Center is that they're going to attach it to nuclear power plants so
find that story so I think Google wants to build three nuclear power plants just to power its AI systems right so all that stuff's going to be controlled by computers obviously you know what's wild that I did see our fans posted on History hyenas they posted asking chat gbt to do an episode in our voices and chat gbt did it just did it like that wild easy easy it's like I'm Chrissy D AKA and I was like what the hell yeah yeah it's wild and it could do it in seconds Google signed a deal to use small nuclear reactors to generate the vast amounts of energy needed to power its artificial intelligence data centers the company um says the agreement with Cairo power we'll see it start using the first reactor this decade and bring more online by 2035 damn they they all know what's coming these eggh heads these Eggheads that have been stealing your data forever all that all that like finding what you're interested in shopping all that selling your data yeah all that's led to them being insanely wealthy and they finance the birth of God do you think that the first person who will live forever is alive right now who will get their Consciousness uploaded and technically never die is that person alive right now I don't know if they're ever going to be able to do that that download Consciousness thing right that seems so theoretical like what does that mean like also what kind of torturous hell are you living in if you're conscious but you're trapped in a computer like you don't die like you that might be the worst life you could ever imagine right part of what might connect us to life and joy and happiness is the fact that there's ups and downs and that it could go away and that sometimes people die and then you you really care about the people that you see you feel about differently about them you feel so much loss for you I wish I'd talk to him more I wish I you know I think it's all connected if you're nothing but alive you don't have it well who knows if you do you have emotions is that hell is put no point to anything Joe if I don't see you today I'll see you in the next see nobody anywhere like would you be motivated to stay jacked and hot if you knew you were not going to die so what would you do if you download your conscious would you
download it into another body and live life and what kind of Life Would you live knowing that you could live forever you'd be so weird you'd probably be like a rich kid that you know grew up with a a giant you know trust fund you just doing coke and driving Ferraris into the river you're out of your mind because your your life doesn't make any sense no yeah you'd be jumping off buildings you'll be that times a thousand times a million it would be fun to be murdering a guy though and him not dying you can't do and that would probably become like everything would become so TR and numb that you would probably like to be murdered there might actually be less violence in the world because you're like you know like you get it all out nobody dies and you start to be like I'll find another way to get these emotions out your hair looks good today by the way did I tell you that yeah I want to hang ornament right off that sometimes Yannis is hair sometimes Yannis is a very interesting guy he looks like he has hair one day and then no hair the next day but today he's got a full head of hair yeah I do look like I every different every picture I look like a different person and what's good about us is we form one complete person cuz his ey if you look close are too close together and mine are a little too far apart so we come together we form one regular face true looking at he's got a small head I got a big head and then we formed together as one you know what happened to me when I was using clear you know you ever use Clear where you put your fingers on to go through the airport clear so the um the eye thing never worked for me so I just thought something was wrong with their program so every time I put my fingers on and then finally it went there and they're like the finger thing's not working you got to use the eyes so I just said your program's not working it never works and the guy looked at me and he said yeah I think the problem is uh your eyes are too close together seriously it's a real thing and then he said why don't we try one eye at a time yeah so then I just scanned my face across and I think finally clear registered that I was a three-dimensional person and not like a mythical cycloptic creature yes and it's
true and you know what we do is we speak things into existence like for years we've been calling him special need Stamos because he's a Greek kid he looks like Stamos if he had special needs and now John Stamos is his friend which is a beautiful thing yeah it's come out we've spoken to and reality is a suggestion we we think we had a t-shirt for you that said reality suggestion forgot it I forgot it like a FF so you mean reality is a suggestion like we're in a simulation is that what you're say we we initially brought it up because it was during that era where everyone was doing stuff like that you know the fat phobia cake stuff so we were just going like we're living in this area era where reality is a suggestion and we were making stuff up but also the way we cover history we don't do it right we don't do it wrong we we just are amateur historian enthusiasts we're basically chat gbt that Google it and then have fun with it cuz listen history is a story we can get the facts kind of right and we're concocting a story no historians were actually there right but we're just getting enough right we're having fun with it and that's that's what we like to do well it's also it's well within your rights to be talking about history history is all of ours the idea that history can only be discussed by a historian is ridiculous there's history is fascinating and there's a lot of online you could instantaneously get the facts just the facts alone are nuts we just un we just did on the last episode we it was called operation Unthinkable Winston Churchill do you know about operation Unthinkable no dude we we were just doing an episode on Winston Churchill and then we start discovering this and we said dude this is a patreon episode we can't operation Unthinkable Winston Churchill the man who was defi you know def protecting England killing the Nazis when when the war was over when EUR when Nazis were out he said I don't like the way the United States and Russia are getting so close together and so he said so he said you know what the someone's going to have to knock the Russians out and the British were like we don't have the Manpower right now so he literally went to Parliament and said to them here's an idea we're calling it operation Unthinkable we need to knock
out Russia before they become the next superpower and then they're going to attack us you know how we have 40,000 German uh prisoners of War right now Nazi prison of War let's give them guns and we'll March them into Russia and we'll be side side to side with them and that was his literal he wanted to team up with the Nazis to try to take over Russia and that's a as we call call it on the show a truth biter Ginsburg that's a fact baby and that when we uncovered that we were like so none of this history as we're taught in school same thing we uncovered that they knew allegedly Churchill and FDR knew about the Holocaust but it was real it was yielding scientific data so they let it kind of go they may believe they didn't know but they let it go and then when once they just started killing people with no science they said okay let's liberate them now what what scientific data was it yielding supposedly because Nazi scientists were doing different types of experiments with Holocaust victims and they were getting some type of scientific data because they didn't care if they lived or died so they would inject them with some type of chemical or some type of you know Machinery yeah it's this book I read called the Nazi symbiosis they talked all about it it was wild to read that on a plane with a big swastic on the front cover that was wild I was that was you have to read that book is put a yamak yes don't you remember when you were a kid how do you make your own book cover like paper bag yeah I just walked on to Jet Blue with a swans it wasn't a good idea or just put a female wig on and just say you're trans and they leave you alone that's it and just say hey I'm I I I'm I'm I'm cake shaming the problem is you look like Aryan I know that's the problem the issue I get a little triggered around him because the Nazis did uh occupy my home country of Greece and I get a little triggered by his German presence he he's a German kid from Ridgewood and sometimes he wrot in history he when he was growing up he said just for fun he likes to he always kind of rooted sometimes you root for that side let me clarify I didn't I wasn't ruined for the Nazis what I was saying was I was but you just yeah what I was saying was this just hear me out one I
think it's an undeniable fact they did have the best uniforms designed by you go boss they were cute Marching In that's an undeniable fact number two just hear me out if you listen to a Hitler speech AI generated what if they translated into English okay and you just turned out deuts land for America and you're just listening you don't know that's Hitler what Hitler's saying is it just pumps you up it's horrible what he did I've seen it yeah there English translations of it it's really weird yeah like when he says when he's there's a speech where he says we're up against Germany we are up against England right now we are two superpowers and the only way to Prevail is one must be destroyed and it will not be Germany and and The Crowd Goes Nuts you start to say like holy this guy was a headliner yeah he was you would had that guy in the mothership on a Friday Saturday no problem yeah it's it's weird when you see it that way right and it's also weird when you see the horrors of the war escalate till eventually it becomes the Holocaust right you know it's and it's also weird the ubiquitous drug use like that have you read that book do we have it still here Jamie or is it in the other room now I think everyone during war is on something what with the crystal math the pon are chocolate P are chocolot yeah it was uh blitzed yes it's crazy book and I had the the author in here and he's explain there it is here it is um erer this book is nuts this is nuts they had the can I take that for the plane no this is my book off go buy one amazon.com don't you have an audiobook reader thing um no I like to read it the words I can't really listen oh okay yeah I have a weird brain like that well you can get audio book or regular books on your phone that yeah I I try to I I I'm I I feel like I'm addicted to the phone I like to read the paperback oh yeah probably better yeah so but uh but you know teach their own but if it wasn't for drugs they would have never done 90% of the things they did and then they they just descended into madness yeah yeah and a lot of Germans if those 5 Years From 1945 to 1950 that suicide rate of German soldiers coming home was through the roof poppy because they were coming off meth they were getting
ostracized by their own people in the rest of Europe and they were saying what did I do some of them actually were obviously a lot of them were just horrific people that were in sadistic but a lot of these guys also it's not like they had a choice they had to fight in the Nazi armor they would be killed and then they're all drugged out so then the suicide rate tripled yeah but let's not act like it was just the drugs I mean the whole Jewish thing was nothing new I mean I have a theory about that it's like the Jews just always figured out a way to flourish uh and wherever they were and they're just good at uh economics and I think when a country goes through economic hardships and they're everyone's suffering they just look at the Jews and they go they just get jealous and they go what are they doing and then it's an easy scapegoat just crush it in money dude they're just good with business money just good I know man good with it yeah did you have a Jewish guy that told you not to buy that house huh yes and I overrode the Jew for chatet BT that was a problem that's the problem unless my chat BT could be Jewish too I don't know I've never asked at that probably Chinese they're just smart they just they emphasize education and they just they're really good and they've been able to flourish uh under adversity I think there's also that they stick to their own and that drives people wild right you know that they don't like that yeah right but every I mean Greeks do Greeks do the same thing sure a lot of groups a lot of ethnic groups yeah Greeks are pretty you guys when get into really know Yan as well you guys have a lot of inbred qualities I mean look at my eyes yeah he was too it was not my Generations were a little bit further apart than his he might have been third fourth cousin I'm eighth ninth yeah it's not going to hit you go back to the um the Toba volcano eruption the whole entire population of Earth was down to a few thousand people wow so we all come from those people we're all a little in bread a little bit right it's got to be I actually have a a lot of uh I got some Turkish genetics in me I did 23 me so they have my DNA so they can pin anything on me they got you they got me well that was raped into your great great great grandmother probably
unforunately the story Empire this is a true story my grandfather is from the island that used to be called imbros which is now called something with a squiggly line over because it's a Turkish word uh the Turks took that Island back and my grandfather uh was sent away to Alexandria by my great-grandparents because the local um ottoman Vice Roy or whatever they called it they have a word for it but he was essentially a vice Roy was like raping boys so they sent him away and he never saw his family again he went to live in Alexandria and then he came to America and yes he opened a diner yeah after he worked his what about that story you told me I think it was your mom or your mom's sister or your in the town oh dude tell him that story with the tank yeah that's Lex fredman loved that episode he told me about that we did a battle of creed episode and it's true cuz my mother um was a little child during the occupation of Creed the Battle of creed is a wild his mother grew up in Nazi occupied Greece wild and so what the Nazis would do is they would take a girl from the village because they were marching troops through all over the place through the mountains the gorillas the Greek gorilla Fighters which was the local populations they were also with the British and New Zealand and Australian troops but they would pluck them off cuz they knew the terrain and they would just they would pluck them off Warfare so the Nazis were so brutal but Smart in a devious way they would take a girl from the village and put her up high on the truck to March through that area of that Village um so the gorillas wouldn't shoot so they were going to take my aunt my mom's mother so they sent my aunt to go hide in the mountains and the Nazis came to my mother's uh parents house to her house and my mother was like seven at the time and they came in with their flashlights they pulled the the sheets back back of my mother and supposedly like she was too small so they kind of knew they wanted a girl who was like teenager kind of tall so it wasn't too brutal cuz it was like a little kid but it was like enough that it would ward off the gorillas from firing but what is the gorillas cuz if they missed or would if they got Nazi got shot then they would kill the girl yeah they're basically
going it's basically a hostage going like we're taking a village girl putting her up and making her visible because they don't know the terrain this is creit is very mountainous you know and um so then they would do that and they were going to take my aunt So a family friend who worked for the Nazis because he spoke German warned my family about it and um then that's when they sent my aunt to go hide in the mountains oh my God wild stuff right and then my parent my mother said that there was a Nazi soldier who would come to their house every single day they had to let him in and he wouldd go to a room every day and they didn't know what he did in there there's it's a family mystery nobody knows what he did they let him in he'd go to a room Ru by himself and nobody knows what he did maybe he took a nap maybe he was a spy maybe he was a double agent who know had to let him in had to let him in occupation for three years that is what's really scary about people that they could justify that kind of thinking and behavior mhm it's scary that that's happened throughout history and that's probably a civilized version of what would have happened in 1200 oh yeah oh yes well like man search for meaning with Victor Frankle you ever read that no Victor Frankle he survived the Holocaust but he wrote it during while he was in a concentration camp and he was saying I think it was call it 1942 he was saying if you would have told me and the people here in 1922 that this would be happening to us we would say no no no those are The Barbarians from 100 years ago that would ever do that and now here I am sleeping in my own filth maybe being put into an oven so it can happen anywhere and he said that the piece you know he he wrote it like you know he was like in the uh 60s or 70s he was like you know the he grew up in Wartime so all his people want peace and he was like it's the kids that he worries about that grow up during peace they're just going to beg for war always he was like that's just what will happen to them cuz they don't know anything other he was like but if you went through War you don't want this you don't want to fight anybody I bet it's very abstract for the people that are calling for war it's like Lindsey Graham talking about we got to give that money to Ukraine like Lindsey Graham
doesn't know jack about being shot at no no that's the that's a story as old as time right the politicians sending the boys as old as time yeah and we do it but it seems mostly for corporate interests no you don't think we're more of a corporate oligarchy like um more than like a fudal like you were mentioning before uh the emperor the King dies the Suns we're kind of more we this is like a new kind of corporate it's hard to just call it corporate because it's also connected to government like corporate and government just like the Chinese are in Inseparable now right you know the amount of influence that enormous corporations have over politicians is crazy yeah oh yeah you know I mean just look at these wacky bills like the bill they just shot down that people are justifying like did you did you look at that bill all the different stuff that was in the bill first of all there's there's biolabs in that bill gain a function research in that bill 40% increase in raise for congress in that bill um some enormous amount of money to build a stadium in Washington DC like there's a lot of nutty in that bill and like how many different people were interested in those things how many like when you're saying you biolabs who the is asking for biolabs some Corporation that's going to benefit from the B exactly I mean what the are Lobby groups why do we have Lobby group what is that well that's the most expensive real estate in the country is the Virginia real estate outside of DC where the lobbyists live yeah K Street too yeah it's like that in Aon you know where all the the tech dorks live yeah I mean what is that in our system Lobby groups like that should not be a thing it's weird it's the influence of money that has gotten a hold of politics in this country it's to try to root that out so then what's the best form of government then this this is better than this is better than anywhere else in the world by far we have the most freedom because we have the First Amendment because we have the ability to do whatever you want to do no one's forcing you into a marriage no one's forcing you into labor you can choose your path in this country and that's what's rare right you know it's an experiment self
it's not perfect it's the best that's available it needs to be overhauled but it's pretty awesome yeah right and it always it's amendable right it's fluid which is important because of human nature is not perfect that's why I never sign on to any like ideologies utopian theories or because you it's a mix of systems that works because human nature is so complicated and individuals are so different that one company will be run by a moral good guy another company will be dumping toxic waste into the Hudson River and it's like have to regulate you have government has to step in sometimes a little bit to protect the people from nefarious things like that you know right especially when corporations have a they have a obligation to make more money every year yeah they have an obligation your shareholders they don't they're they're out this guy likes Yachts I like Yachts I want to keep my yacht have fun you got to you got to keep making that loot how do you make that loot you got to get rid of that cheaper yeah there's a river the guy said it's cool dump it in the river yeah and now say whoops we didn't do that yeah now you can't repair iPhones they make you buy a new iPhone every year cloth last like one wash change the charging port isn't it better if I sell you a new one that fix it off with this it's and where do they put all that waste where does it all go landfills right yeah that's not a sustainable system Singapore has an amazing system you ever seen Singapore's recycling system no it's fantastic it's really wild I mean if they can Implement that worldwide it would be pretty phenomenal they recycle every like we don't really recycle plastic we say we're recycling I'll throw it in the blue bin I feel bad about myself no that's not doing a goddamn thing that blue bin is going to go in the ground right the only thing they really recycle is like aluminum and some metals because it's costeffective it's too expensive to recycle plastic so they just put it in landfills right you think you're being a good guy by throwing it into that recyclable bin right it's not getting anywhere but in the ground right not Singapore Singapore see if find I know we've we've uh done this before there's a a detailed uh
description of how they do it in Singapore they use it to make the the the surface of their roads they take everything everything they're the GU they have these waste incineration plants they burn things off 24 hours a day seven days a week and then they take the whatever is usable that they can change and recycle they make new things out of it they turn it into raw fuels dude it is so Advanced over there you look at that City and you go like they started the cities in America and then they just shipped them over to the East look at this they're using this to make bricks they're taking this stuff and I mean they use it to pave their streets this is all made out of this stuff that they've gotten from recycling so why don't we do that we can't do it well they're isolated right so they they had a problem much like Puerto Rico has a problem in that like you don't have a lot of land mass setup that Tony needed well Tony actually that's where the joke came from I know I know he just needed if he just saved he needed to not do it at a political rally but if you're going to do it just set it up go you know just or even when it didn't work at the end go hey you guys don't know about the garbage issue no you can't do it or you don't know about the garbage issue you know something like that yeah you tell me if Tony hinchcliff didn't live in the 1400s he would be like a very evil Prince like living in a castle Yeah or a Jester yeah 100% yeah yeah he would he would take he would take people for Rome I think they were forced to do that I think it was a situation where like they've got to do something because I don't think they had the same access to new materials and and they just came out with a much more comprehensive way to Better Way right way better if we did it that way we we'd have so few problems with regards to waste demystifying Singapore's waste management system large part of the problem getting people uh to be more sustainable they often don't understand how waste management works in their City I just they might be overstated how good their uh Pro their situation is it's also they just listen far better than ours burning all trash probably isn't a good idea Asian people just listen they have a common theme and they'll just listen you're not going to
get a bunch of different people in America to just listen right put that back up please right so I can see what they were doing it from and I was trying to find the I was going to read through it oh okay okay find a good part of it um I think that we could definitely do it better than we're doing it and if it cost more money wouldn't that be better than just throwing in the ground like we're so shortsighted in what we do with tax dollars and we don't get a say in it that's what's up and the corporations just don't plan for end of life of the product they don't care they just want all they care about is their bottom line they don't it costs money for them to consider recycling or what's going to happen with the product when it's done they I've getting glass bottles of milk now from the supermarket because if you get this glass bottle of milk they say the milk's better and then I can give the glass bottle back and I number one I get $3 back and they said that they clean and they just put more milk in the glass bottle go old school I well I go even older school I just still suck on my wife's TT that's it yeah so that's still there yummy um what is this jamy is this the garbage pile one of their landfills their landfills are going to be full in 10 years yeah I think that's part of their problem so they were forced to figure out what to do with all the stuff but their recycling program I know is way better than ours you know they're just much better at sorting things out and making it work also note in that video we watched that City they showed was China not Singapore oh interesting so they're building them in Singapore or they taking them from Singapore and then building them in China or is it just I just someone made a video just China oh so it's horeshit a little bit a little bit horeshit and Singapore is a country they don't around right that that's the country they'll get hit but you get you'll get can that was a big story when I was a little kid everyone thought they were going to get caned for gum we get bamboo sticks got to hurt have you heard about this story in Vietnam this chick this chick is like Hall of Fame level fraud like 54 billion she's up there with Bernie made off what she do this chick pull it up Jamie yeah I feel like Rogan baby yeah Jamie pull her up um
this chick is a woman and she set up this elaborate scheme to steal like uh 12 billion but it actually is more um and they're going to kill her why do she have a mask on yeah I don't know because they wanted to get Co that she is what did she do so she set up she was uh set up these fake shell Corporation she was she uh uh was a uh uh a um stockholder or a one of the owners of the bank but a minority owner and she was just funneling out money she's got to come up with three quarters of what she earns if she gets killed that's a good movie right there good M9 billion she's if she does give him that much money they just give her life in prison yeah but she's not going to come up with that money cuz I think it's 54 billion actually if I remember correctly she embezzled 54 bill yeah I mean it's it's up there yeah what did she do it says 27 billion 27 misappropriated 12 billion was judged to be embezzled most serious Financial crime for which she sentenced to death it was a rare and shocking verdict she's one of the very few women in Vietnam to be sentenced to death for white collar crime what did she do she yeah I mean we could look it up she did it through a bank she secretly controlled Saigon Commercial Bank the country's fifth biggest lender taking out loans and cash over more than 10 years through a web of shell companies amounting to a total of 44 billion there you go so I was off by 10 oh my God say 27 billion was misappropriated 12 billion was judged to have been embezzled most serious Financial crime which was sentenced to death Tuesday the court said there was no basis to reduce her sentence however she could still avoid the execution if she returns 9 billion 3/4 of the 12 billion she and bezel that had so much money so much get 9 billion imagine embezzling 9 billion and being like I need more yeah I need another three I mean that is crazy credit that's so much money you could literally spend a $100 million a year for the rest of your life you would never run out of money with all the interest and everything coming in I mean it's a, billion so you have $12,000 billion doll yeah and you're still going yeah or $12,000 million rather and you're still going yeah yeah I mean
so much money you think she's going to be able to get the N Bill back no she's calling friends up they're going like we don't know you now cuz she had conspirators with her she had family and friends that were helping her and um yeah look so there's 85 defendants were convicted um her husband her niece they were given uh sentences but like yeah I mean her friends so everybody was getting a little taste everyone was getting a little little taste it was a score F nice score it was a nice score and to but to pull that off in communis Vietnam that I know they have a little bit of a you know per strokea kind of mixed economy now but you got to give her credit as a woman that's achievement right there it is achievement I wonder how she got caught I wonder what was the what was the thing she up on she probably bought a diamond ring you know those chicks like something had a giant Rolls-Royce crypto who got caught crypto he stole a bunch of money from crypto and got caught some doing something dumb he was just spending by Lambos but wasting all the money somebody what do you mean Lambos is how you supposed to spend the money if you make it on crypto no but he stole like billions dollars exactly what it's for if you if you make billions of dollars on on crypto and you don't have a Lambo you're an that's how you get C though somebody sent me an email the other day and said that they have like uh they hacked into my phone and computer and they have videos of me doing disgusting things and jerking off and all that and they said the only way that they can make it go away is if I and they gave me a link and they said I have to pay them in Bitcoin I have to pay them in all this Bitcoin so I was just like you know I I mean I didn't obviously do it but I was just like show me the video Yeah show it to me I'll rep at this point as comic would repost that I would repost it with links to my dates just I just wanted you see how Wild this is the government does not publish how many people are on death row in Vietnam human rights groups say there's thousands it's a state secret speaking of crypto what's going on with that Haw Tua chick she going to jail what happened now what happened to hu that's my girl from her for over 300 hours I
think does that mean she went to sleep and she hasn't woke up what did she she just hasn't been on social media you mean it's she's hiding a coin was launched with her Meme and she was like the front of it I don't know all the details she was the pump and dump might be the crime the the the thing was there was an enormous amount of money that was put into this meme coin by all these people and then she or someone representing her side of it sold like instantaneously and made a huge score and then the coin was worth nothing M so all those people that invested money like one guy invested a million dollars like imagine like the hawk tour girl yeah that's a Sound Investment yeah that seems like a good place to put my Nest Egg some people for sure lost money but there's it was definitely out of time to just Troll and be like Oh I'm such an idiot I lost $10 million on this CU i f like people were trolling the whole movement of like being dumb and following hakua but some people did lose money I don't want to is she actually going to go to jail for real is can they that who know can the SEC invest crypto like that I guess it guess she knew and what she did well it's like what are the rules what are the rules in terms of like are you allowed to do that like is that unethical but legal like are you allowed to have a meme coin and it gets to like $100 million you have a bunch of it you just sell it all and you make 50 million bucks are you allowed to do that if you're not allowed to do that what's the point in having 50 million bucks right you do you not have trust in the HW Tua coin if I sell it that's ridiculous that's on you that's on me I did the smart thing and I got out when I thought it was a good price and selling it to people they should take that and run with it and this would be the next currency of the World Imagine like you think idiocracy is if it's a documentary imagine if it's a hawk to a girl it overcomes what fiat currency well have you ever seen how many coins there are how many crypto currencies and they have some of them have really funny names and one one of them was called buttcoin yeah I put Haw Tua girls I like how her name is just Hawk Tu a girl her name's haly oh yeah haly Welch yeah uh Biz partners are getting sued over the meme coin disaster
okay the partners are doing it so it was probably some people she got invested and she probably doesn't understand all that stuff she's only 22 or something like that right it was probably the partners that went with her they pump and dumped on her and then she's left holding the bill because nobody knows who they are so scroll up I'm just guessing I don't know yeah legal firm of burnwick laws filed a US Federal lawsuit on behalf of the investors against the creators of the influencer pushed Hawk Tua meme coin which fell on its face in the hours following its launch Haley Welch who gained notoriety this year with the Haw Tua girl following a viral interview about sexual technique facing a disasterous Solana meme coin launch at the start of the month not only did the price Collapse by 93% from a $490 million Peak holy $490 million Peak market cap for a hawk to a coin with the rug pole allegations quickly surfacing but a cluster of connected wallets holding 96% of the supply led to further controversy the hate only increased when it was found that some of the wallets were selling quickly Burwick law posted on Twitter asking for Hawk buyers impacted by the plunge to step forward to create a potential lawsuit now two weeks later the lawsuit has been filed naming 12 American resident plaintiffs who claim to have collectively suffered damages in excess of of $151,000 I lost a million bucks I'd be in that fast yeah that's weird is that weird like there's only 12 people and theyve only lost 151 total I wonder how many people like all told invested in the hawk Tu corn how many Stone Cold retards are out there roaming the world oh know but this is inspiring should we do a history henus coin I'm telling you do it and then no no no no no no no don't listen to Jamie do it get it real high and then sell make the money just all those dummies that are buying your stupid coin yeah we're announcing it right now the history hyenas coin will be available we're going to launch it this this is how you do it you can this is a win-win for everybody you're going to have a history of henus coin but the only way to purchase it is with the hawk Tu a coin right got it right smart right so that way everybody's a winner everyone's a winner coin makes a comeback both of you
grow the rising tide lifts all boats we could finally get Hawk two on our show that way yeah this went viral this was a video a kid he's in his house stream he was streaming this online he started a coin and then pump and dum it look at this made like 50 Grand what happened he's pumping and dumping in front of everybody's he starts freaking out here as he watches it go up all and he got to how quickly did he dump he does even know he dumps it into this video is a minute long he dumped it in the mini he's watching it go up right now he wait what he just recognized how old is this kid I think 13 what maybe 15 confused oh y it's nuke why is it nuke there's people watching this too that's your the other voices you're hearing holy holy you holy he he just dumped it yeah yo yo yo yo yo yo yo has no idea he's committ a crime is that a crime yeah that what is a crime how does it work how come Nancy Pelosi can make all that money everyone knows I don't understand what the crimes are don't understand I don't get there's an SEC regulation against that yeah you got yeah look it up yeah what about like when Tom Brady and Larry David got in trouble for the FTX thing and they were just promoting doing a commercial how are they in trouble for promoting a coin well remains to be seen whether or not they'll be charged or whether be found guilty but how could they even be remotely someone lost a bunch of money and they said Larry David I trusted you right you you were promoting this thing that I think is that's the reason why never promoted any of those because I've had offers to promote things like that I'm not interested like uhuh I don't even understand it if I don't understand it like you're selling what you're selling nfts what does that mean it's a non-fungible token we're done I don't know what you're saying I'm not doing this right it's like too many Bros that are out there doing this that you know the lambo drivers right this this it's like a culture so do you understand crypto fully or is it still one of those things like I understand it yeah I understand it it's just like it's weird that any invest actual real money in it I understand Bitcoin more than all the other ones but
even Bitcoin is mysterious M you there's a lot of weird I mean they don't even know who made it there's all these there's a whole documentary on Satoshi Nakamoto whose real the identity is yeah it's all controversial yeah that's weird you know the fact that there's a certain stable amount of them though that's encouraging you know that you can't make more of them okay but that's exactly what artists do to give their art value that's how you do you limit the supply and then oh these are only 10 original paintings and this is what I'm charging because there's only 10 prints of these and so you create the value by the scarcity so there's nothing mysterious about that sort of but it also limits the ability to add coins to it anytime you want and devalue it right right so that's what's more important than like making it scarce so people like it more it's it is weird that we we used to be on a gold standard and then now we're just on hard drives and we just sort of accept it and then the government like when they want to send money to Ukraine forget about the fact that we're trillions of dollars in debt they could just come up with $179 billion dollar and ship it over to some country yay go have a good time right and you know there's wild reports about the amount of corruption that that this money is experiencing I mean this money has probably gone through more people's noses and you know and come out of more people's dicks like how much where is this money going it's so much there's no way it's 100% efficient uh-uh yeah you have bit that part of the world no I don't understand it so much like Joe I just don't stay away yeah I just stay away it's like when someone explains curling to me you know the sport curling I'm like I don't even when I get the rules I'm like I still don't understand what's going you know I was in New Finland I did a show up there once and uh the place that was at was like a PL it was like a a theater and in this theater apparently they have like curling shows and so like when you're walking down the hallway way in the back to before you go on stage there's all these photos of people curling and I just went out there and started on curling like right away and they were so bummed out they were so bummed out that I it's like it looks
like the housekeeper Olympics or something yeah they're just sweeping the ice dumb yeah it's such a dumb sport it's like bowling for retards it's like regular bowling is too complicated right but they're good I mean there's people that are good at it well I don't know how you're good at it but I kind of get it cuz it's it's kind of like Billiards right or pool you're rolling this thing you're trying to like just roll it just enough just this feel you get this feel to it you're just like Let It Go now right let it slide sweep it sweep it sweep it get rid of the friction sweep that's what they're doing yeah that's what sweeping they're trying to get rid of the friction right they W need dust yeah yeah they don't have snow dust from it's so stupid stupid stupid but if you grow up and there's nothing to do and you suck at hockey yeah just curl you play that I guess it's the golfing of Ice Sports I guess I wouldn't golfing is way more complex yeah but I just mean like you don't need any real athletic talent to do it like how do you retire you think from golfing for golfing not really you definitely do for the drive you see these guys yeah yeah yeah but the coordination of your body to drive a golf ball Jamie's a nut he's a Jamie tell him how how about to say like there's guys that can that are like paralyzed that can still golf yeah I mean it's really like how do you golf with your mind like I mean they can literally just swing an arm they they're strapped into a contraption that sets them upright and points them I've seen blind people golf I mean Nate baratti golfs he's good look at his body he's got tits but here's I know what you're point to hit at 400 yards that's 100% athletic you can't just accidentally do that yeah I mean even John Daly you could say John DA's fat and all that stuff but John Daly when you watch a move the efficiency of his movements you know like we were talking about Mark H Mark H's a big guy but he still people up right it's still an athlete yeah sure like a lot of these fat golfers there's a thing they know how to do they whack that ball and then and they know exactly how to put a little spin on that a little wrist action on that the difference between Pro and being able to
play the game is it's different being sometime like you ever seen Baro cologne the pitcher for the Mets look at I thought that was a cologne you were this guy body best look at Baro cologne if if you pull up b b a r t o l i mean look at this guy he just threw heat the major and he would just you know and and he was fun about it he was fun about being fat he would sit in the locker room with no shirt on eating cheeseburgers nobody gave a look at this look at that one with the helmet flying off his head well as long as you're good at that sport he was good and that sport is a sport that doesn't require endurance that's what's important you don't have to do anything anything for a prolonged period of time the furthest thing you have to do is run to a base yeah and if you got to run to all of them that's crazy what did you do generally if you run into all of them you can kind of Trot because you knocked it out of the park right what do you think the sport that requires the most endurance obviously not thinking about like longdistance running because that's obvious but like I you know what I think it is what I think hockey well soccer too yeah but the hockey you notice how those guys can only be on the ice for like two minute shift two minutes and so hard to skate like that do it good point good point soccer players stay on the field the whole game yeah cuz they get to rest and slow down even the best Gretzky they can't two minutes two minutes they can't do it it's crazy it's crazy they four lines I think so when they go two minutes how much they take off before they go back I think it's like another minute or two but it's multiple lines like you know like that they just constantly go on and off and off because they just can't because they have to continuously skatee imagine what a hockey game would look like if they'd never let them use the bench oh that would be oh my godane people would drop dead yeah they would just drop that would be wild have you ever seen hockey live in NHL that to me besides MMA I saw an MMA fight once that was amazing and then second is NHL it's very fast NHL those guys on skates whether you know the rules or not it's amazing very very fast G yeah it's crazy and the skill to be able to skate I can barely skate at all I'm barely standing up
these yeah and it's the only sport where you're allowed to fist fight in yeah 100% it's written into the rules you're allowed to Duke it out which is so crazy that that's the only one yeah cuz I think uh people don't really know where the puck is and so they're just everyone's just waiting around for a fight you have no idea grandfathered in the the the punching each other has anyone ever seen a goal when it actually happened in real time it happens too fast that's why they have the siren on top of the goal well you know what I really like on TV where they have that Circle over it so that you know where the puck is at all times like a lot of craziness happening it's like if you're watching a football if watching a football game from like the 30th row and you're looking down like what happened who's got the ball like after you know after the ball gets hiked it's like who's where did it go did it go to him they're faking you out you don't know unless you see the guy throw it yeah you don't know what's happening yeah and what about like old hockey goalies would do it with no helmet and just get the puck and then we have oh you see those faces way their faces used to look do you think those guys ever sat on the bench and talked about mental health nobody told them what it was no they didn't know I don't think so think they talked about their met I think they had some struggles with it though yeah taking a couple of shots to the head oh no question yeah I mean dude yeah of of course I mean be terrifying yeah that's more than I mean the guy's blocking it with his face yep that's what it is all the scars that he had on his face from his entire career Terry Sawchuk that sounds like just a badass name yeah that is a face man look at that dude imagine if that guy gets mad at you in the bar you're like yes sir bye yeah I don't want that seen some oh Jesus look at his face yeah oh and he had a mask on it broke the mask his face up Jesus yeah I mean they flick that thing it's so hard right at your face so fast who's the scariest Warrior like from history you would never want to go up against like would it be like you know like a wild Native American on the plains a guy from Jenis Khan a Nazi who do you who would
you be like this guy's going to kill me it's going to hurt the Vikings they were the biggest and they were on mushrooms dude but is that true yeah those Iceland guys that win the world's strongest man competition all the time like those guys like the mountain from Game of Thrones where do you think that genan line came from Vikings 100% those were the dudes that were in that boat with the dragon head at the front and when they pulled up at your Shore everybody just ran yeah that's it but can I just nominate someone who we not be thinking about I mean it's obviously not underrated cuz everyone knows about him but let's just talk about the record Alexander the great who led his troops undefeated in battle he's the Floyd Mayweather of generals undefeated record never lost a battle that's crazy true and conquered the known world at that time took down the mighty Persian Empire but if the Vikings were alive back then they might kill him and his little boyfriend too I they had enough of them there was enough they killed each other a lot too unfortunately they were civilized the Vikings too it wasn't well but did you ever see the the biological warfare when they would light the I read this thing where they would they would the rats on their boat when they were going to whatever wherever they were invading they would wait they they would get look for infected rats somehow they knew they would light they would get close enough they would light their tails on fire and then shoot them into over the walls and then let the rats run around and infect people and bite people or whatever and wait it out for like 40 days and just then go in when the town was all dying of some disease wa another that's fact they were brutal even they would even kill like the priests and the churches they would do bad stuff Have You Ever Seen Alexander the Great's ruins in Afghanistan in person dude I don't want to go to photographs photographs nobody wants to go to Afghanistan that's the problem archaeologists can't go there to study them but they have ancient Greek cities they look like like beautiful ancient Greek cities that are in the middle of Afghanistan that's sick my friend who served over there was telling me about it he's like you go there you
can't believe what you're seeing he had a bunch of pictures of it it's like it's the craziest thing it's like you're in Athens crazy the Greeks kind of nailed some stuff oh yeah my people kind of democ you really should read the immortality key have you read that no it's Brian mirescu he's a scholar who was studying um the use of psychedelic drugs in ancient Greece where the illuc indan Mysteries where everybody would go to learn about democracy and like it was all they were all like tripping balls yeah and they've found evidence now from these these vessels these Pottery vessels that inside these vessels they were drinking wine and but it wasn't wine the wine wasn't just by it wasn't just alcohol they would mix it with a bunch of different psychedelic compounds and one of them was Urgot so they found residue of Urgot which is a a psychedelic that gives you like an LSD like experience so they were all drinking wine and tripping balls and figuring out democracy and you know like the stars and constellations they were out of their heads yeah you the birthplace of so much of Western Society has come from that one spot banged out a little LSD it's been a long time yeah you think you'll bang it out again one day before you go I would like it to be legal before I admit to that oh right all right this is what I think Oh I thought LSD was legal no no no no super illegal schedule one when I think when we realize the benefits of these things and hopefully it's within our lifetime especially for people that have PE SD like soldiers that'll open the door for that and then they'll have clinics where regular people can use it and then they can get over a lot of the that people are struggling with there's a lot of people that could have a psychedelic experience and snap themselves back onto a better course life and if it's illegal that number of people's going to be very limited right but like all things it's going to have side effects this is the thing it's like there's no biological free lunch and if you're doing something that's blowing your brains out like LSD there's a certain amount of people who aren't coming back right right and that's real cuz there's a certain amount of people who have a very fragile grasp on reality as it is you give that person nine grams
of psilocybin mushrooms and you've got a real problem they might not ever come back were you able to snap back quick you can snap back yeah it depends on what you're doing you know and when you're doing it what time in your life and how what the experience was like but it should be something that's controlled it should be something that where you have places you can go where they have have a a very strict protocol they measure your weight they know what the dose is to give you you can do it in a calm and clean and safe setting regulated they they have counselors they have people that understand you they screen you to make sure that you're not on any psych medications first that would interfere with it that's what we should have just like we have hospitals just like we have mental health institutes so so this should be psychedelic research centers that are connected to treatment facilities right there you go I want do I mean ketamine that's what ketamine therapy is in some small ways right exactly it's very psychedelic in fact John Lily the guy who um created a sensory deprivation tank that was his Vibe he used to like to do ketamine in there he would do intramuscular ketamine so he would go into the the sensory deprivation tank and bang himself with ketamine into the muscles because it would last a long time and just just exist in this other mention for hours at a time yeah that was his thing yeah yeah yeah I mean dude I got I want to hit a should we should do a sensory deprivation tank together I have one got one here you have one here you want to hit it no oh yeah he won't do it see he gets a little he won't do I get a little scared of stuff yeah yeah it's worth being scared yeah but that's not dangerous it's not scary like what whatever weird feelings you have if you can't handle it all you have to do is open the door and you're sober instantaneously it's different than anything else right but if it was a drug if the sensory deprivation tank was a drug it would be a very psychedelic drug if it was just a drug when you you lay in there and your eyes are wide open but it's pitch black and you're floating you're completely weightless if that was a drug it'd be a very popular drug now when you've done this stuff have most
people seem to say their ego disappears Over the Horizon type of stuff they realize everything's connected have you had that experience you definitely realize everything's connected and your ego you realize is both protecting you and holding you back because your ego is like you need a little bit ego if you want to make it in life because you need to have enough confidence in yourself that you ask the girl out on a date that you're attracted to or that you chase the job that you want or that you like stand up for yourself when you feel like you're getting over in a business deal like you need some ego you can't be completely selfless you're not going to get anywhere but then you have to realize that that you're you're very fragile and your ego is protecting you from a lot of like true understanding of the life experience you know and one of the most profound things that happens with psychedelic experiences is the complete dissolving of ego and then you kind of see yourself and everyone around you in a way more objective way and you realize like oh my God we're all energy like feeding off of each other and we're pretending that we're isolated and we're singular we're on our own that's why like really ill people will tell you I don't have any friends I don't like people I don't want to be around people you know I don't you know if you've got a guy who's a fighter pile he like I don't hang around with fire Pilots like he probably really depressed like something's wrong with them if you're you don't hang out with your peers if you're not you don't have friends you don't enjoy camaraderie and Community you want to pretend that you're like this isolated like dark poet or something like that you're probably a very mentally ill there's probably something really wrong with you well we're we're high hardwired social species 100% And we enjoy each other's company yeah we we we feed off of it it's the worst thing they can do for you in jail is put you in solitary confinement the worst thing they can do you're in a you're in a giant cage filled with prisoners and rapists and murderers the worst thing they can do is leave you alone well that's why I believe the internet's bad is because it's it's it's fake Community right yeah right right right and that's why people
talk like a fake way right they don't talk like they would ever talk if they were right in front of people right right right and that's why I think it's bad because it's messing with people's sense of what reality is and people are essentially disassociating when they're on there exactly right yeah exactly and it's just it's a very shallow way to communicate and I think that if you do it like that all the time your ability to communicate normally and the ability to socialize and just have conversations with people get severely stunted you know like you don't flex that you don't you don't use that muscle and it atrophies just like everything else right it's just there's so many kids that are like completely socially disconnected other than the internet which keeps them connected so they're socially connected through technology but completely disconnected through like human touch being around people fun conversation Adventure doing fun things yeah they just exist in the same area and just get as much coming through the screen as they can yeah and it's crazy it's fake it's not real yeah that's what's troubling and that's what I worry about my kids I go like right I want them to have human connection long conversations experience People's Energy looking at someone in the eyes is everything yeah you know feeling someone's energy like you said it's you don't feel anything on the problem also with kids is even when they're together they're on their phones all the time that's a problem that's a problem and this is one thing about podcast that's amazing because podcasts are one of the rare times in my life where for three hours I have no phone yeah for three hours unless I'm checking something or sending Jamie something I don't and the people listening are also doing the same thing they're connecting to you without doing that just yeah they're just connecting to hearing you they're it's like a radio a long radio show they're not like beautiful flipping through scrolling scrolling scrolling talking to other people and they're talking back and everyone's pretending like they're somebody else and catfishing each other that's why I always used to like planes back in the day before Wi-Fi came around because when you were on a plane if you didn't
have a movie to watch or something like that you just had to sit in that seat and when you just sit in that seat and you know you can't go anywhere I would get my best writing done uh right my best writing cuz I like forced to write I'm forced I'm there's no Wi-fi have you ever tried to go to the bathroom without your though oh it's horrible I can't even pee my my it doesn't even work impossible my Dr truser muscle or whatever that muscle is that pushes out your pee it won't come out if I got to poop really bad and I only got like 1% I will go plug it in and hold my until I can get enough to through I can't do it that's why I think that's why I think there's a I bet you there's a spike in anxiety when we ask or people ask to have their have to have their phones put away at a comedy show or music show whatever bet you their anxiety goes through the roof because they're like I can't you know oh people complain all the time it's the best thing and you do that at the mothership right yeah it's the best it's the best thing it's better for everybody too it's better for the audience member it's better for you it's better for everybody I yeah if you guys if you were going to get eaten by would you would you would you rather be an animal or a human you have to get eaten an animal you don't want a cannibal to I don't want some guy knowing he's eating me that you don't want him to have that power yeah that yeah yeah alligator crocodile quick it would be quick how about a hippo hippo snap you'd be dead in second they drown you right yeah they just rip you apart you don't want hyenas teacher you do not want that because what do they do they eat from the bat they alive they have no concern about putting you down killing you like a a tiger you know a cat will kill you yeah make sure you're dead before it eats you hyenas just start eating you yeah same as bears bears just start start eating start eating they start eating wolves just start eating you don't hyenas then throw up the food and then eat their puke that's how they true story yeah they're the only animal that eats the full bone only animal on the planet that pulverizes the bone their jaw strength is such that they pulverize the bone and consume the bone as well so when they're done there's no carcass they're the
best animal on the planet they got pseudo penises they're transgender animal they're wild the women are bigger than the men I I loved your bit about it they smell too bad and we started the podcast cuz hyenas have always been my favorite animal and we both loved history and so we just combined those two things but hyenas are hilarious dude what was your bit about hyenas I didn't hear it was great it was a long bit oh okay it's a long bit a good bit it's basically about the they're matriarchal power structure why that's bad right well it's also they had to do that because male hyenas are such they probably eat the babies they're monsters it's but they they they're like a medium-sized animal in the world of things way bigger than them yeah so they're living around Lions they get it done they use they use they trick you numbers they confuse you they're opportunity killers they love to kill to steal kills that laughing is real that cackle that's real thing they don't really know what it is either they don't actually know what EXA having fun yeah sounds like they're having a good time yeah they're just having fun lions are like these hyenas again dude they yeah the hyenas just spoil fun they show up and you're like these you ever see when like a cheetah work so hard yeah cuz cheetahs fail all the time and then they finally get a kill and then you just hear that you just hear that and the cheat is com and going and they just come and they just steal it that whole area when you think about it is like The Proving Ground for like biological life like how are you going to keep the populations in order how you going to make sure the Predators don't get out of hand how you make make sure that the the hyenas always have to worry about the mail lines look at that face look at that face that face is so crazy yeah I don't want to get eaten by that in jaw muscles I think oh my God look at that face that's so nuts they're imagine that's the last thing you see before you get eaten I don't know why they're funny to me how many people get die from hyenas every year they eat a lot of people do they remember that picture that we saw of a hyena it's got an elephant's foot in its mouth yeah it's just running around with an elant monsters
that was actually our first logo we put our faces on that ah and then we tried to sell merch at us and people like I'm not buying this bloody hyena ID also was not our picture to sell Jamie how many people die from hyenas every year hippos kill the most people in Africa right do they yeah I believe so I believe hippos are responsible for the most deaths in what do they like is there a village or something that like lives close to the hippos in Africa you around and you get in the water near hippos you ever see hippos chasing boats they'll Chase boats look like a submarine super territorial yeah they're rough man yeah you think of him as hunger Hunger hippo well did we make the most monstrous animals the cutest polar bears pippos Yogi teddy bear yeah they every kid has a teddy bear you're like you don't want Tony the Tiger yeah right tiger how many uh people every year die let's take a guas before we find out how many people die from hyenas every you ready for this I'm going to say I'm going to say that I think in the world uh 50 people die of hyenas and I think 75 die of cannibals wow that's what I think more people get eaten by other people than hyenas wow 1575 is my guess he how would you you'd have to count into places where people do it for Revenge too like Haiti they they eat people for fun y That's what I'm saying that counts Papa New Guinea yeah yeah yeah um how many I I think there's a very low number of cannibals every year where people get eaten by cannibals I would say it's less than 20 people eaten by can this is my guess and maybe 75 people every year die from hyenas I'm going to go 800 to a th000 hyenas on the whole continent of serengetti yeah I mean Africa yeah I'm gonna go thousand yeah thousand what about cannibals cannibals I think is a lot higher I mean how are we ever going to get that number nobody eats somebody and then goes and reports it right yeah so that's impossible to know right but I think hyenas you can track and I think they probably get hundreds but ask Google cuz Google tells you the truth trap GP Li many yeah yeah I bet it's not that many what do we got oh I was trying to find a good I didn't it took me a while to find an answer I found one story where a guy was killed by some
that said it was the 60th in that year but I didn't know what year it was 60th hyena or cannibal hyena death in that year I was sorry person killed by hyenas okay yeah this 1998 to 99 50 people were attacked by hyenas with 35 being children 12 people killed o only 12 killed uh I don't want yeah I I'm not seeing tons of good info all right so wrong if you're in that part of the world you better be packing everywhere you bulletproof vest shotgun big Bowie knife everything you're walking around hyena country you better be ready to spray yeah says their attacks are actually kind of rare oh attacks who gets people the most over there hippos Lions maybe no hippos he said I think hippos I think hippos are responsible for the most deaths in Africa every year but you know who really is responsible for most deaths in Africa humans mosquitoes oh yeah which is so crazy half of all the people that have ever died yeah mosquito mosquitoes have right mosquitoes have killed half of the people that have ever died it's crazy Malay yeah the most dangerous animal on the planet it makes you think like is this our planet or is it their Planet yeah hippopotamus animal that kills the most people in Africa with an estimated 500 deaths per year 500 people get hippoed every year 20 mil an hour they can run yeah that's real oh it's real if you have a bad knee you're in real trouble yeah uh Kate Buffalo they kill uh a bunch of people every year um puff at her okay it's a snake snake I would snake makes sense how many people you think die from African uh African lions I every year I was thinking it was going to be a lot like a 100 but I guess I'm wrong well if hippos are 500 it can't be a 100 like let's just guess how many people die from lions hyenas are I'm going to say 18 18 from because more people die from hyenas than Lions yeah yeah I think so well that was like in the 80s and it was only 12 people died but who's getting close to the lions like this well they also live out there I mean they a lot of tribes like live out there they're close by there's a tribe there's a village in Africa I saw it was on Nao that hyenas come in and get fed there yeah hyas walk into you saw that right where they they actually feed so
they have a deal and it actually they believe helps keep them safe because theena know they don't have to kill anyone they'll just get the food yeah these are good these are coffee oh nice they're Breakers yeah yeah um I think uh that's probably smart like make friends with the hyenas you know try to keep them as pets you ever see the dudes walk around with them with chains on them and that' be wild that's a gangster move you walk around with a hyena cuz they're big too dude if we ever do like what's hyena like a buck 50 so it's like a Mastiff looking size yeah it's kind of like probably German Shepherd or Mastiff looking bigger than a Shepherd right probably I don't know cuz they're like they're like w they're not that like they're kind of compact so I don't know I don't know what they can you get him in the US you can't get AA in here right maybe get him in Texas yeah or Florida Texas has a lot of here like could you bring one out on stage on a show like if you got clearance if you were Ted nit Ted nett in Texas could bring hyenas on stage he bring one out he used to ride a buffalo when he was on stage you ever see that yeah you never see Ted n riding a buffalo he would he had a buffalo that he could ride and he would ride it on stage and like he's doing a show and he's on a buffalo in front of all these people you know Ted new is the only guy who I've ever heard who made me understand meat eating and how it's no less moral than he's the only guy who made it make sense in my head he goes oh you think you're a good person because you're only eating the vegetables and then he talked about how many animals have to be killed in order to keep those vegetables from being eaten by other animals look at this fighting flow wild wow his son owns a owns a bar on Staten Island and I didn't know and he was like yeah my Rocco oh it was his the kid didn't know he was his son yes kid the kid that he didn't know was his son Ted Junior and he was like yeah Ted n's my pop he's a really cool guy and I was like oh he was like yeah dude it's pretty wild did you ever hear him explain that and I was like oh yeah he explained it on this podcast oh he did is that what it was from yeah oh my God I was like there's a red curtain behind him yeah that's right yeah and I
was like oh my God like nobody ever thinks of that what is Ted Nan famous what is he was he a politician what was Ted n strangle hold son you don't you don't never heard of strangle hold you never heard that song Here I Come Again now baby you don't know that song oh oh my God you know it play strangle hold yeah I'm sorry so he was one of the greatest guitar riffs in all of rock and [Music] roll I'm going to be honest if I Know It Come On Son [Music] so far it's not ringing the bell hold [Music] up it's just picking up son here we [Music] go you know what no you don't know how dare you hold up I don't think [Music] so I've heard this song yes now I've heard that hold [Music] up this is a huge huge hit I don't I I I don't know it who's the best guitarist of all time hris Billy Ray Hendrick Hendrick hold up all right we're good strangle hold yeah so he was a big famous for that Cat Scratch Fever another big song okay had a bunch of good songs but then what happened then he got into politics and well he's just a he's a bow hunter and like very vocal about you know social issues and kind of a kind of a maniac right yeah he's kind of a Nutty dude but he's fun yeah so then how does he have a son in Staten Island that I know well his son you know I think he didn't know it was his son right it was one of those deals but they're Rel another son his son Rocco that I've met right um he's he's a fun guy yeah I like him it's a powerful name I don't agree with everything he says but that's the case with a lot of people you know yeah teach their own I think Hendrick is the greatest right when it comes to guitarist because Hendrick changed songs with his guitar like Eric Clapton famously when he saw Hendrick play for the first time I was like what am I doing like why am I even doing this Eric Clapton right Eric Clapton Leela I mean he was amazing how about Billy rayon though Stevie rayon Stevie rayon Jesus christes Stevie Ste ran amazing he used to play at our club yeah
I can't believe I said Billy Ron I got him confused with bil Cyrus don't tell my heart my ay Breaky Heart yeah Jesus Christ um is one of myor have you ever seen in the corridor of the when you're going on stage the mothership those photos of Steve Ron those are him on stage at the rits oh crazy from 1983 wow yeah he performed there bunch of times yeah Willie Nelson performed there crazy yeah yeah that place has some history oh you could feel it dude it's burned in there yeah I brought in Ghost Hunters to check it out Sam and Colby brought brought in Ghost Hunters they find it I don't know it's fun yeah it's fun yeah I don't know what's real yeah but someone was murdered there someone was definely shot there I think in the 70s right at least one person used to be a nudie movie theater and it was a pool hall so it was like a nudie movie theater a pool hall it was a punk rock Club there's like a lot of history in there lot of people of the night in there do you think it's possible that it was built on an indial Barry ground Indian burial ground it's so much better that you that up you know uh there used to be a swastic on the wall oh yeah yeah so we when we tore down so there's like you know car you know wallboard and you tear it on the wallboard you get to the raw brick and In The Raw brick there's a swastic on the wall and we're like this is crazy and so while we're building the place up uh you know I come in like four months later I'm like hey guys why is the swasa still here like we're going to open like six months you got to get rid of the swastika so they tell one of the construction guys to take off the paint where the swastika is and so you know what he does he takes it off in the shape of the swastika so he cleans so now it's brighter now it's like bright white I'm like hey it's still a swastika Get It Off the Wall Jesus Christ was it the swastika from like the Hindu symbol before no no no no it was probably from the punk rock day somebody probably thought they were being craing yeah yeah yeah probably someone being a rebel I'm a rebel and they threw it up yeah they threw it up they painted it on the wall and it stayed there wow yeah they never cleaned it up like this is so crazy that reminds me of the old punch line in Atlanta that had the Vince Champ
this is R hot Red Hot Chili Peppers oh wow just fully naked on stage yeah with socks over their dicks remember oh yeah yeah they used to do that that was a good move back then yeah you get away with that show your pubes cover your balls in your CAC with a sock throw it up C they got good bodies nice lean bods going I saw a thing that said like Hunter gather ERS were their bodies not only the flexibility they had is unmatched but they actually had bigger brains you ever see this that they actually think that they were smarter than us they had bigger heads and bigger brains well they probably had to process a lot of things it's like what is smart is it smart to just be able to use chat GPT and find answers to things or is it smart to have to figure stuff out about nature to stay alive right you know there's different kinds of intelligence if you take like the smartest guy ever and you let him loose in the Amazon how long is he going to live He's not going to live Ste Haw is not going to make it Hunter Gathers generally had larger brains compared to later human populations as the demands of their lifestyle including complex foraging strategies and navigating diverse environments lightly put selective pressure on the evolution of larger brain capacity for problem solving and planning that makes sense yeah expensive tissue hypothesis interesting which suggests that a diet rich in meat allowed for the energy expenditure needed to maintain a larger brain did you see those um you know they found a new population of humans uh that existed as recently as I think a 100,000 years ago um but they found him in China and they have much larger heads really yeah they found out like they thought they were Dennis sovans I think at one point in time which also is fairly new discovery they found Dennis ens in 2010 um but this is another one this is another new species of human being that they studied that they found rather and they had large heads would haven't they found like 12 like 11 different hominids now like there's quite a few there's quite a few you know including the really controversial ones like homo florianus or Floris I think I forget hob people the island of Flores they were little tiny three tall people little squeaks little
twinks late 1970s yeah there it is homo Julius julianis fossils began of uh belonging to 16 individuals were found in two different locations in China they appear to belong to Unique species thousands of artifacts stone tools and animal bones um this one is uh the larger headed one is that the same one is that a because it says in the late 70s fossils I think this is um large I I I know I have a photo of it here I'll send it to you where's my phone I know I have uh I saved it because I wanted to look up yeah Dragon man that's it newly complete skull discovered in China in 1930 is a basis for the proposed new human species homo longi that's it known as Dragon man skulls found in 30 3 shanga River in Harbin China where a bridge was being built okay so the skull is a combination of ancient and modern features including a large Brain similar to modern humans in neanderthals a low forehead well this was it but how do they know that these are couldn't it just be like a weird looking kid like if me and Giannis were laying down you found our skeletons you would think we might be different types of species I mean he's got a peanut head and I have a head like a crom magnum good point right if you found Shack buried right next to Bridget the it could just be different people yeah yeah is good point you want to talk about fumes these kids definitely have fumes the oh my god dude the must have been bad dude yeah big time yeah yeah here here Jamie I think this is a different thing I'm gonna send it to you right now I'm G to send you the the title I just saved it on my phone so I could look at it later I didn't really look at it too much right but uh they keep finding these new versions of humans so it's like how many of them were there and why did we succeed like what what was so great about I think we were most vicious right and we just killed off the other ones dogs you think dogs dogs that's the answer I know dude yeah you're 100% positive my street smart says it science says it like it it's it's it's Nati you know in the understanding of how but it's pretty solid that that's what gave us the The Edge domesticated dogs we teamed up with dogs and we had a symbiotic relationship
and uh we were able to protect ourselves um better and so this is it large head people mysterious new form of ancient human emerges this is it so a provocative new peace in natur has proposed a whole new group of ancient humans cousins of the Dennis ens and Neanderthals that once lived alongside Homo sapiens in eastern Asia more than 100 thousand years ago brains of these extinct humans who probably hunted horses in small groups were much bigger than any other hominin of their time including our own species this is it the large head people yeah so that's it it is that name though oh no no in the past it says some science have attributed to it um but that's not what they're saying so they think it's to Dennis sens is what it says some scientists have attributed the julu ren fossils to Dennis Group whatever but once St just in the past so now they think it's a totally different thing right I didn't know people ate horses oh yeah has every animal been eaten oh a lot of people eat horses man in shot rockov the number one contender in the welterweight division he says it's his favorite food horse meat yeah he's from Kazakhstan he rides horses eats horses so he's like I love horse he loves them all the way to yeah I've had horse good I had it in Montreal there's a there's a restaurant in Montreal one of the best restaurants in the world shout out to Joe Beef incredible incredible place and we went there Ari and I we had uh I went with Duncan too we had horse Tartar and we had horse loin and it was good really good it's it's game it's like wild game it's like eating an antelope or eating an elk right it's real similar it's not bad yeah but I remember it was on All in the Family when the the bunkers were poor you know they weren't doing so well and Edith went to the store and she bought horse meat and she served it to Archie and it was like a big deal it's I'm eating this horse you know you remember that episode I never saw it I don't but again another good impression I remember it was like a real problem in the family that she fed him horse me but they were so poor they didn't have any meat yeah well I I just feel bad for horses I mean they lug us around for you know they're also very sweet like they're connected to people you can get connected to a horse yeah I
can't I can't eat horses I can't eat dogs they just can't do it can't do it dogs get get eaten a lot unfortunately right I think dogs and humans are connected genetically I think so too I think there's a place in our brain that kind of matches up with them and like yeah we evolve together something's something's up it's magical yeah my dog is he's a part of my family I'm connected to that dog yeah me too see I don't want a dog but maybe I should get a dog you think I should just do it dogs are great but you're a weirdo you probably give him away would you probably say I can't take it anymore so I gave it to this Puerto Rican family and did they raised it to be an attack dog and I feel bad now he's attacking people I would I would I I I got to be better that dream house you got rid of and you moved into the city like a like a and now I and now I bought one that was too expensive cuz Chachi PT told me to why didn't you try to buy your old house back you did you TR to buy I did they they won't sell it the guys won't sell it but what can I do what can you do nothing I got don't do that anymore call him now when you have like him and I talk about he's a much more logical person than he is he is his brain he's he's more he's more kind of uh uh controlled than me I go a little wild and he kind of keeps me back well I mean you some I'm not going to say I said it but I don't know how controlled am but it was bought by uh Muslim family a Palestinian family on October 8th after October 7th the next day is when we sold it October 8th and my uh that October 8th that October 8th they both Palestinians moved in October 8th or they moved quick quick yeah they came right in I see the riding on the wall well they they see that they're in they see that they're in a place where they can accomplish it so they're like we can actually live there and they just do it so they moved in big and uh yeah and my neighbors were uh kind of mad that we just picked up and left but what can you do I had to go I had to move to Queens you didn't have to no you should have called somebody that's the time you should call me well now I'll know now I know yeah please do I'll be like what the are you talking about you're like you're right you're right yeah
right as soon as as soon as we get out of here I'm going to call my account and see if we can uh resend that offer or we locked in Legally because I just found out CH should BT's liar do you get panicky when you get real pan get real yet you still do these still do it CU I think I don't do drugs so I think I get and and so this is a g my father was a compulsive Gambler and told me never to gamble so I thought I escaped because I don't know anything about cards and sports gambling I don't know anything about it you do it with Life Choices yes which is kind of a little riskier a lot of people do y lot of life choice gamblers out there but now I'm looking for peace I'm looking for my path to peace so I'm trying to just you know be peace radical acceptance radical acceptance being friendly with my present being gentle with life we're trying bad we're trying baby scary scary just run mountains or something well I tried to but I got a bad Achilles that can be fixed I know but I've been trying for six month your Achilles I don't know man it's well it's I have tendonosis in the Achilles and they did the X-ray and they see some scar tissue in there so they actually told me why don't you get stem cells they well I can't get them in New York can you get them here here I'll come down here they told me PRP that'll help too spin the blood yeah yeah yeah yeah platelet rich plasma yeah I'll do that yeah but you should get stem cells while you're here how long are you in town for I go home tonight oh damn but I can come back okay come back all right are you booked at the club anytime uh no you should come back and when you come back we'll set it up to you go to Wast well before okay yeah yeah and I'll get a little a buddy of mine my friend Evan had a up Achilles it was bothering him for years and he got stem cell in it gone pain yeah it was bothering for years years that's me I've been two years with this I have a I have a growth on the back of my heel oh from the bone yeah like the bone irritated y y and and it's all up but I do have a clean colon I had two pups but under 3 cm we're good to go bab conratulations clean ass so does he we got our colonoscopy a month apart everyone should get a colonoscopy
starting at 40 everyone should get it it's on the rise you know what you could really do you could do uh a comprehensive blood screen to test you for all cancers not just cancer well have that now it's a lot easier and it's better you never did a colonoscopy I had one once right how dare you bring it up why what's wrong with that nothing fine I think I didn't wake up that hard I think that if you go I didn't have a colonoscopy no I had a an exam where they go in there with their fingers I didn't go in there with a with a they didn't put the scope in there he woke up during his cuz he liked it I woke up swear to God no I wasn't even hard I I'm not even around I woke up I woke up in the middle of it cuz I just you know knew something was in my ass I woke up yeah I woke up I I went Mato and I fell back asleep but they can SC screen you with this uh I forget what it's called they do that at way well too they send it off to a lab they take your blood and they screen you for like a hundred kinds of cancer right that's the way to go yeah yeah they got the full body scans now too they're trying to uh attach there was some paper that I was reading that was trying to attach cooking oils with cancer specific kinds of cooking oils and colon cancer spe specific types of seed oils that PE things are cooked in and the prevalence of that and the human diet and how it's contributing to cancer yeah call cancer is on the rise why is this stuff not available in New York why can you only do this kind of stuff in Texas you could do it in New York I guarantee you just don't know the right people I guarantee you probably can't do stem cells to the extent it's like there's not a lot of these clinics because of a lot of FDA regulations and the way they were Utah is a really good state for it they have like much looser regulations right but a lot of people wind up going to Mexico there's a place in Mexico they called the CPI cellular performance Institute a lot of UFC fighters go there because they have an arrangement with the UFC you could do wild down in Mexico that's what Aaron Rogers did right with his ailles he went down there got the stem cells he's good to go yep yep yeah uh he actually got treated here he got treated at Wast to well right Aaron Rogers did oh wow yeah um so I should
just go yeah you definitely should I if I had known that you had that issue I would have got you in early this morning oh thank you I I'll come back yeah we just Ron White actually just went and he h himself doing yoga and uh he up his ankle they just treated him and now he's good well he just got it yesterday it's going to take a while for it's better right but it will get you better a lot quicker than not having it that's for damn sure you know I know a lot of people that have had like pretty serious issues cleared up with like torn Achilles they're torn torn ligaments long it's not fully torn no no then you definitely need surgery you know Achilles is a bad one because it's like God it's like there's so much torque on that when you're moving and then you got to screw it back down to your bone and then it's got to heal and make sure you strengthen it enough before you start using it so you have to be real diligent about your rehab like look how long it took Aaron Rogers and he has state-of-the-art access to ways to well and he was way ahead of the curve way ahead of what it takes most people to do but even then he couldn't really play play that year he had to wait until it was you know like the next season yeah those used to be like career ending yep yeah now he's good now they're just I got up I got uh yeah cuz I've been doing like calf exercises and like strengthening all around and it's just like a year and a half I'm like dude there the pain is still there if I explode too much so but it's also I mean what am I going to do I got horrific feet Joe my feet are horrific my toes cross over I have no arches I have feet that look like they should be shoved into high heels and that's you you ever work out with barefoot shoes you know those like like they have to custom make them for his feet yeah you put your toe into each individual hole that you can get those too those are like the the barefoot shoes those are those help yeah those are okay those are good the toe shoes I used to have those um but the ones I really like are they have a wide toe box so your feet spread out and there's very minimal amount of Soul just to kind of protect you from sharp things you stand on but it allows your toes to move as individual units so a regular shoe acts as like a cast like if you
have like a thick sold boot like a hard surface your foot sits on it's like a cast so your toes aren't really working your legs are picking it up but your foot your foot is basically atrophying inside that and then if you work out Barefoot and especially if you work out and you do something explosive like jumping and stuff with Barefoot then you're using your feet the way they're supposed to be used all the muscle strengthen a lot of people have very very weak feet yeah I can't even move my toes individually like if you like Chris move your toe I'll go like this you can't do this no I can't do it wow that's crazy I mean yeah it's like you know it's horrible you should probably take care of that before it gets bad see yeah it's still see if go Ahad ask me to move my toe say move my toe say Chris move your toes somebody say it you have basketball feet like I do that's all I could do you see the bronze feet are like that too did you play a lot of basketball I did yeah maybe that's it I did maybe it's all that like smushing in the shoe it could be is that what it is Jamie yeah definitely like I had to wear extra pairs of socks every like up until ho back in no good right but then you see on the ankle here I got a little bone that's where it's up but I do have good hamstring flexibility not bad that's not bad congratulations on that thank you sir LeBron's freed are evil looking yeah he hasn't been playing right did he come back to the NBA he just missed two games oh he he coming back what happened yeah did was you hurt whatever who knows he needed to get time time to get his body oh that's right the me yeah yeah timeout what who knows who knows everybody anybody takes out of anything now people like Diddy that's everybody party crazy dude yeah imagine like him regretting saying there's theet oh just smashed up I me pinky toe is brutes a lot of kickboxers have feet like that too feet all up brutal imagine how many you think about kickboxers how many elbows they've kicked like Jon Jones can't even fight unless he has his big toe on his left foot taped to his uh next toe he has to have it taped up cuz he tore his toe completely upside down when he beating up cha sunnon and he didn't realize it
until I was interviewing him after the fight and then he looks down and sees his toe he like he freaks out and he has to sit down the adrenaline he didn't even feel it didn't even feel it his toe was upside down like the bottom of his toe was facing up wow it was horrible I I would probably say oneon-one him anyone in history just just because of how skilled he is look at that's what his foot looked like oh my God yeah bro it was crazy so you noticed it first though no I think he did I think he noticed it I think he looked down oh God yeah he destroyed his toe so what happened it twisted all the way around that's from the force of beating the out of CHA sunon that's what that's from like ground and pound when he had him on the ground just smashing down on him jeez somebody isolated the moment his toe curls over you could see it in like the replay moment his toe just the amount of torque he was putting on to try to kill chill Hunden is he doing Poria or uh as Aspen asol yeah I think it's going to be Aspen I think they've they're trying to come to some sort of an agreement the the the rumor is that he wants $30 million and you know that UFC is going to pay it hopefully I hope they pay I agree with him though him and peroria would be the Pereira sorry uh would be the fight everyone wants to see yeah perhaps because he's been so dominant that yeah perhaps I mean if it's going to happen they're both 37 it should probably happen soon um but John is you know the heavyweight champion of the world and Pereira has challengers in the light heavyweight division especially anv he's supposed to be fighting anv anv is very dangerous and he's I think he's the number one Contender and he's been on a winning streak for a long ass time he's only got one draw and that was to uh yam bovich who was the former Champion so he's like at the top of the Heap and he's been waiting for a title shot for a long time but he's been talking a lot of and Alex doesn't like that he talks yeah so he's like him make him wait and so uh I think Alex just said that he's going to fight in March and that he's not going to fight an klif because if he's fighting in March when is Ramadan you're asking the wrong guy thought you'd be the guy thought you would know in I think it's in the Su
it's February 28th okay so he wouldn't be able to fight anle live wouldn't be able to fight in March because if it's like March 3rd and he's got to go through the entire month of Ramadan preparing for a world title fight February 28th and it ends Saturday March 29th so that's exactly during the time period where um he's going to fight and with Ramadan for the whole month you can only drink water no no no you can't you can you you definitely can drink water and you can eat food but you can only do it after Sundown so balah Muhammad who's the UFC welterweight champion he observes Ramadan and he was training and fighting what you know like he'd have to take a fight during Ramadan so what he would do is he would get up at like 4:30 in the morning before it was dark out before it was light out rather and he'd have a big meal and then he would go to the gym and and uh then he would have no water at the gym nothing and then at the end of the day and also he also didn't sleep during the day like a lot of them like their their hack of that is they just sleep during the day and train and eat at night but he said that if you do that then you miss out on the religious suffering which he thinks is very important for Ramadan so he would do it the way you're supposed to do it where he worked out with no water trained and then he would finally get to the nighttime session he'd be able to eat and then have a nighttime training session like a little later than normal and so that's how he would do his day wow that's why these dudes are dominating they're just tougher he started working with the dastani guys right and then then he just turned into a beast well those guys are a hard core they they want no distractions no women no get off your phone let's go to work they're probably not jerking off if we're being honesta they they keep fueled they keep it loaded up keep it loaded glue gun yeah mhm right that's something about having a loaded glue gun right when you're going into the ring you want to be glued up full of glue some people believe that yeah some people believe that you're not supposed to ejaculate within a couple weeks of a big fight didn't you not masturbate out of respected 911 that truth I well I wanted to go until until we found Bin Laden the
perpetrator but obviously that was too long but I did go until October 1st from 9/11 to October 1 I said as a my respect back to this country and patriotism I'm not going to glue at all until we get out of this month of September didn't Lou have a joke about he waited until his second tower fell like he jerked off it's funny I think it was a joke he didn't make it until the second tower fell yeah dude I remember there was like a vigil like on September 18th or whatever like a week later in like my neighborhood and I was walk I was playing basketball as a basketball player and I was playing in the park and I remember when I left everyone was just standing outside their house with like American flags and candles and I wouldn't dribble my basketball cuz I was like I think like a sound or any type of dribble of a ballr disrespectful and then and then a guy gave me a flag like as I was walking as if to say take one of these as you're walking home and I just walked with that flag wow I love our country Big Joe okay Jesus yeah I just love it and I hate when people talk about it yeah well get ready yeah yeah com we got some drones listen to Joy Reed yeah we should try to swap those things out of the air what do you think they are if you had a guess I think they are um I was joking about the AI thing I think they're Chinese mhm yeah I don't want to say this on such a big Pock I I'm available to CCP for whatever they need me to do yeah disinformation I'll do it I think that they are sniffing radiation I think that that's the most plausible that I don't know if they know about it if not but I think they're probably looking for radiation I don't know if that a nuke's necessarily going off but I think that's probably what it is if I had to just guess if I really had to guess well I think they're being launched from submarines underwater and well that's what's crazy is like if that's the case how many submarines and how big are these submarines cuz these things are size of an SUV and some of them were coming from some like untrackable distance offshore 50 plus miles offshore and they're the size of an SUV and they could stay in the air for 5 hours so what's the power
source and then the other problem is uh they're they're not they don't exhibit a heat signature like a regular drone does so are do they have some sort of cooling is that why they can't track them yeah they're having a hard time tracking them because of that like they're having a hard time tracking them with infrared they don't know why they can stay in the sky for 5 hours at a time uh Ryan Graves who's a fighter pilot was on the other day and he was explaining to us like there's certain aspects of some of these drones that are above state-ofthe-art they're doing things that we can't do the big one is the flying for that many hours that's that's crazy um the Heat Signature part that's crazy they all the Jammers and all different things they try to do to find the signal that's on none of that works what does he think why don't they just knock one out of the air that's what I understand good question that's what makes me skeptical to think that does he does he think it's government americ I sent you something earlier today Jamie that I I knew this subject was going to come up about it uh I don't know there's also some stuff like is it real I don't know if it's real I don't know what we're looking at but there's some stuff with like these orbs that they're filming oh yeah and they they zoomed in on them and you look at the zoomed in version of you're like what the is that like what is that goddamn thing we don't just don't know if it's real or not FAA banss drones in parts of New Jersey threatens deadly force for imminent security threat these areas have all now been National Defense airspace Aviation Administration issued bans on flying drones in multiple cities across New Jersey including several in our area due to security reasons these areas are all now considered National Defense airspace here's a map of those sites the city of cden Gloucester City winsa Township eam Hancock's bridge in lower alaways Township in Salem County West Hampton Burlington and Hamilton unmanned aircraft are not allowed in those areas through January 17th unless approved by the federal government the FAA says pilots who violate the airspace meaning pilots on the ground as well may be detained and interviewed by law enforcement the agency warns that the US government may use deadly force Against
drones it deems an imminent threat these restrictions come just days after the FBI released a joint government statement saying most of the reported drone sightings were just airplanes man drones and stars in the sky shut the up shut that listen Donald Trump is not giving press conferences about airplanes and stars in this guy right do you don't think that he knows something more than that I was going to ask do you think he knows he's not staying at his golf course he wouldn't go to his golf course because they were hovering over the golf course there's a real problem it's this is this gaslighting is not helping anybody do you think it just goes out of the news one day or we will get an answer as the public I don't know you know I would never have guessed that it would be this big of a deal for so long long has it been going on since early November or mid November I think yeah around Thanksgiving and it's been the same isn't it been like the same type of year same time a year like for a couple of years that this has been happening but not like this it's never gotten like national news no not this many but they were going over military bases and and now they're just going over New Jersey pull a video up of the one that I got on my Instagram so I took this one from I forget what the Instagram page is but it's up on the page to give them a shout out I don't know what this is I don't know if this is fake this is the one we were looking at earlier yeah I showed it to these guys in the green room last night we were all freaking out like what okay what is that the the way the goddamn thing moves my favorite meme of your so click on it so we can hear it that Meme gets used for so many different things listen to these guys talking when they're talking there's no clouds quiet so you see this thing look at it on the camera it's like a dome so what you're concentrating on is the one on the lower lower right what the like literally dude that's weird in the sky right there so it's moving are we watching a star falling no that's not moving quick enough there's no tail that's a UFO there's no blue or look something's coming off what the
so when it gets Above This Is Where It gets weird cuz it's slowly Rising it gets above that other thing which might be the moon I'm not sure what that other thing is I think it's the moon so that other thing it gets above it and then look the lights going in two sides it starts taking off and when it starts taking off it does it with no sound at a insane rate of speed at that taking off no way what the what the it just went out to space it just went out to space the it just went out to space why those guys are reacting like they're watching it yeah I don't I know if that's real it could be fake it could be all AI generated it's it's ambiguous and blurry enough though that I'm willing to entertain it right if that's really what they saw that's a bunch of different people have seen things like that over time and this is like the Tic Tac story this is the one that Ryan Graves showed us that this lady photographed over Florida that these things and they they've seen it on this is one that was this was seen by multiple people from different planes that this thing moved and then shot off in space and this lady got photos of it but whatever there that thing's doing it's doing something that we can't do that that speed that that thing takes off that's faster than any rocket we have that's faster than any fighter jet that thing just shoots off into space at some impossible speed if so it's either us the drones are either well why are they blinking if it's not us why do they have that one wasn't blinking no but I mean the drones I'm saying the drones are blinking so I'm saying if if if the drones are ours maybe they're they there's in like UFO uh activity and they're throwing these drones drones up to try to capture it with better or what better way to distract people from actual UFOs that you know are going to be all over the sky than to put a bunch of drones up there too right that too yeah if you have a bunch of that seems like stuff that you've seen like a drone like flying around and then there's stuff that is impossible with it that's a good way to cover up the impossible stuff have a bunch of regular drones yeah but at this point why would they do that everyone's already accepted the fact that uh UFOs are out there not really if there was a big thing where
all the sudden the sky was filled with those football field siiz motherships like people would lose their but if you could slowly get people accustomed to it the way people got accustomed to masks in the beginning in 19 in 2019 if you saw someone with a mask on like what the is going on by 2021 why doesn't this guy have a mask on right just in a couple of years everybody was wearing a mask if we get accustomed to stuff if you get accustom to things being in the sky and then all a sudden there's nothing like you could float anything in the sky if you have weirder and weirder drones and then start showing spaceships people would freak out way less right I don't know dude if someone tells me this a drone I'm chill and if someone shows me a football field size space craft true I'm going to freak out that's a big leap what about what about one the size of a car that's definitely not ours out if I was going to do that if I was going to get people prepared for an imminent Invasion like if I knew that there was UFOs on the way if like we're working at the James web telescope and we we get a photo of a Mothership and it's heading towards us it's going to be here in four months what Would You Do Well if I knew that they were going to be sending drones and probes into our atmosphere and maybe they've already done that to obscure that I would put a bunch of our drones up there and have them hover over cities so it doesn't freak people out because you know that that's coming I mean being freaked out is probably the least of our problems when they come they're coming collapse of civil dis of civil society is really possible if aliens show up like if they just instantaneously showed up things could completely collapse if we knew that our leaders are just nothing compared to these new things that are visiting us from some other place and doing things that are impossible with our technology helpless we're lost we're confused they could shut down nuclear power plants they can shut down um the grid they can shut down any weapon systems that we have instantaneously power goes off if that all those stories are true the best way to keep people from absolutely freaking out is to slowly trickle it in on them and get them more and more accustomed to this
like as a scop how committed are you to this uh Theory not very not very um I go all over the place I think according to someone that I spoke to um and this is someone who has high LEL clearance and someone who worked for the government in this capacity he said some of these are not they're not human they're not exhibiting whatever they are they're they're exhibiting technology that is far beyond what we're capable of right and then there's other ones like Ryan Graves said that are Beyond state-ofthe-art but you can kind of sort of get that they would be a drone but how is it in the ey the air for 5 hours how does it not have a heat signature how does it how does it know when other drones are coming near it when they're flying jets near it and they just shut the lights off and disappear these things are just shutting off this isn't they're Ali maybe they're alien drones it's possible and if you were in drones also if you were an alien and you wanted to get people accustomed to this without freaking out wouldn't you start sending drones that are similar to what we have but just many levels better but similar enough so you go oh I know what that is or they could just like get on the TV and get like hey dudes we're but they probably if they could get here they know to speak our language and they just go hey dudes we're chill they can morph we're coming here or they just go hey guys it's over we're going to use we're going to like you guys seen The Matrix we're about to use you for some sort of fuel whatever they're going to do or maybe they're not going to be mean to us at all that's possible too if they're that intelligent they're not mean they're not mean people who you mean like us yeah yeah we're not that's hilarious or maybe or maybe the prison planet thing I said in the beginning of the show this is how it happens well you ever heard Bob Lazar talk about one of the most disturbing things that he found why no one of the most disturbing things when he was doing the back engineering program on this supposed crashed alien spaceship or or recovered alien spaceship was that they had a thick binder that was about religion and the the thing we'll have him play it we'll have him play it because it's one of those ones we've
played a few times but it's the Bas our story is the craziest CU if he's telling the truth and it seems like he's definitely telling the truth about a lot he definitely worked at Los Alamos labs he was on the employee roster he has a detailed understanding of the building he knew all the security people when they took him there when George knap took him on a tour through there he definitely worked there and he definitely was a propulsions expert and he says they hired him to go and try to figure out this thing here listen to this the hardcore thing is that there is a extremely classified document dealing with religion and it's about that period but why would there be any classified material dealing with religion I want to go back to the religion thing I want you to say it it's just it's so it's so far out it's all right your objection has been noted what does it say that were containers that's how that's how supposedly the aliens look at us that we are nothing but containers containers of containers maybe containers of souls you can come up with whatever Theory you want but we're containers and that's how we're mention in the documents um that religion was specifically created so we had some rules and regulations for the sole purpose of not damaging the containers that's uh by the way shout out to George I'm too freaked out but it's it's kind what you were talking about the prison planet Theory doesn't seem so crazy if that the advanced alien race is eating our negative emotions just don't be negative and you'll be saved dude just be happy that's what they've been trying to tell bar Marley everybody's been trying to tell you this is this Jamie what you show me here I believe that video you posted is from April from what April 12 2024 at Mountain Standard Time and Eastern Arizona on the off the Black River in the White Mountains the Fort Apache Indian reservation and oh by the way my friend uh cam Haynes he hunts at uh one of the Apache reservations he says they see them there all the time wow he said they see crazy in the sky all the time these guys are hunting out there in you know this enormous reservation like like unbelievable pristine Forest land they say they see
crazy and they just accept it that it's true right I believe that most of the guys working there have seen something yeah yeah I mean that Mak that's also where Travis Walton this guy that was an Arizona too wasn't it Jamie you I this version of the video you can almost make out the moon I don't know how this is better cuz it's been reposted less but it does look better it definitely looks better so this is the same thing are you freaked out by this 100% yeah yeah but not enough that it's going to up my day right cuz it it freaks me out but it's not freaking me out like I can't sleep right it's freaking me out like like Ukraine freaks me out where I can't sleep yeah you know like that stuff freaks me out the looking for a nuke in the east coast that freaks me out we it to with my sleep if I think about that before I go to bed the one thing that I genuinely like here here it takes off let's take a look at it while it's taken off wow and this is the thing it's like there's no sound look at look how fast it's going yeah like what can go that fast what the can go that fast it's crazy that is insane that has to be I don't want to guess how many thousands of miles an hour that thing is going but if you were a person inside you're Jello yeah if you're going that fast Paul V's Dad and Mom saw it and it was not only the dad mom it was like uh an aunt they were all there and I asked his mom she's like a religious person and she said yeah I mean and they said it was low had lights on it the father and the father is you know Bronx guy and he said he doesn't believe in that stuff and it was low like above the tree line he made it out it was a saucer and then he said it shot up and turned into a dot in the guy and this was in the ' 80s or something do you guys ever hear the Betty and Barney Hill story no Betty and Barney Hill were a couple in I think it was the 1950s oh yes I know the they were the first abduction story and they did hypnotic reget and they both had the same story that they were taken they saw some in the sky they pulled over their car and then they woke up and they don't know what the happened but they were haunted by this and they have hypnotic regression they tell this crazy story about being taken aboard this craft it's very similar to Travis
Walton's story it's very similar to a bunch of stories of of abduction and what is this like they get tested on like or they just don't remember anything you know it's hard to say when you're dealing with hypnotic red uh because the thing about these when you're recalling things things through hypnosis is like people are very susceptible to someone imparting a memory into them so you'd have to know like what was the process like in which you interviewed these people but John Mack who is uh a psychologist from Harvard wrote a book called abduction that I read in the 1990s that detailed all the different people that he worked on that he was you know having these hypnotic regression sessions with these people and they were all telling these similar stories about being abducted and that he believed that there was a few people in on Earth where they would revisit they would find just like we do with animals where we put collars on them right when we they catch a like a mountain lion they'll put a collar on that mountain lion so they can understand where the mountain lines going where his terrain is they do it with Wolves when they relocate them they put collars on them so they know where they are all the time and uh it makes sense that they would probably want to understand us so they would pick C certain ones and if they had a way to silence your memories and you know completely put you in some sort of a state where they could manipulate you and take you to someplace and do examinations on you and then put you back with no memory of it other than these like weird nightmares that makes sense well it shows that they're compassionate if they put you back I guess or that you know this is how they study you they want to know I mean there's no stories of them stealing people right they just they always bring you back but like what are the if that's real like what what's the purpose of it like what are they doing I would I would imagine they're studying us the same like if we could study chimps and The Chimps had no idea we studied them like we would do that instead we Dart them we Dart them and then they wake up like what the you know but that's that's how we do it and they would probably do
it in a real similar way just more sophisticated how about that other adduction story about the those guys they were like those rural guys in the 70s or something Travis Walton yeah oh that was him that's the Arizona story The logger those guys I believe him story is crazy because the other guys in the truck one of the guys hated him he got in a fist fight with that guy the day of the abduction he still told the same story that everybody told he walked up to this craft they saw it flying through the air wasn't that in Arizona too was it Travis W case in Arizona yeah I believe it was Arizona's a hot spot for it I mean that's the Phoenix Lights you know that's Phoenix Lights was crazy crazy crazy and a lot of people saw that thousands of people saw it including the Governor yeah yeah so then why is this one catching on in the news it's more it's this is more prevalent and it's lasting for days and days and days got it and I don't know I don't know what's going they just want to be there for the inauguration probably well they're really early they're like tailgating they're yeah they're tailgating we be getting the inauguration we're going to be there we're going to be there we're going to be close July uh January 18th we're doing a show in Washington uh uh DC at the Lincoln Theater our histan is live show and we and we're like gerer counter well we said we were like like why 20 2 days before the inauguration we like what the are we doing yeah we're doing a live the first live history Jan January 18th D in DC it'll be fine I mean but we were like oh who knows we're January 21st that one I wouldn't count on being there we're doing it at 5:00 in the afternoon I like doing earlier shows now you ever do that you ever do like a 5:00 p.m. that's what I we think that's where the world's going with like we don't think people want to be out till midnight 1:00 a.m. anymore what do you think you think that's stupid you think earlier shows work would you experiment with them uh yeah I mean sure I mean Bert Cher has always done like afternoon shows like take the day off work show he's done a of those yeah Bert's been doing those for years call shows yeah I mean Doug Stan hope does those day drinking shows he actually filmed one at
the mothership I know that some day drinking shows yeah I mean why not I mean the club is there all day long why not have shows during the day if you want to if you want if you can sell them if especially it's dark out if it's the club's dark as it does it's dark when it's noon you know it's like you could totally have the same experience at noon that you could at night but it seems like at night time people are off work you get a couple of cocktails you get a little loose sit in the dark have a good time but on a Saturday sometimes I feel like people just sit around all day and wait for the show if you can put it at 5 o'clock why not sure look that's why they like to go to football games right go during the afternoon yeah I mean you certainly could you certainly could have day shows especially if you have a big name you know if someone they're willing to do something like most of the people like to go out at night you know like go to dinner get a couple drinks go to a show that's a nighttime thing but that's just they're just accustomed to it especially if it's Saturday or Sunday you totally could get away with I'm just a morning baby I like to wake up early and then I like time you get up I'm a 6:00 a.m. little baby boy that Wes up long before you look at your phone uh what what I used to wait look at it right away but now I give myself 15 minutes 15 solid minutes I give 15 minutes and I get my feet on the floor and I piss uh well I um you don't piss without your phone stop lying let me think about that you get up in the middle of night to piss to you grab your phone that I don't do because I'm in a slumber so I'm I'm kind of just it's kind of like in a I'm in a in a slumber state of piss but you're right when I do get up when I do get actually I never really have to piss in in the morning when I wake up because I do piss in the middle of the night but that is a good point I typically if I have to piss I do take my phone that's a good point but for mostly if I don't have to piss I will go 15 minutes I try to do it and I just try to breathe and get friendly with the present yeah get friendly with the Pres you got to do it baby you do any meditation or mindfulness yeah so good every day yeah well I I do a lot of different things that also act like that like my time in the sauna I think that's
very meditative you know especially when I'm just concentrating on breathing and getting through the last 10 15 minutes cold plunge I think that's a very meditative State too because you're also you have to be in control of your emotions and your anxiety because you want to get the out of there and you have to just stare at the clock you know and make sure you do your time but also other things that I do yeah what do you stay how long in the cold plune three minutes three minutes not bad yeah that's what yeah I can uh I've never tried I can't even do a cold shower dude I can't believe we're doing maybe the last podcast on Earth after an alien invasion is coming I don't think the aliens are going to stop podcasting I think they like podcasts they like it right they're going to love yours for sure you're Advocate yeah I'm on their side yeah come come visit me yeah I'm shocked they Haven visited me yet I'm upset yeah maybe they'll come you wouldn't be freaked out right I would definitely be freaked out yeah yeah I mean how do you not be freaked out when you're confronted with the thing that every body's wondered forever are we alone yeah and then if you know you're definitely not alone no matter who you are and what you say I don't care if you're the baddest on the planet you run into an alien you're going to freak out but why is that not comforting like I'm a kid who doesn't like loneliness and it's be nice to know that there's other things out there what if they're completely indifferent to us what if they've completely eliminated emotion but what difference calculated like a computer we have those here yeah but they're not telling you what you can and can't do with your life they're not shutting down your power grid they're not like coming over to rule over Humanity that's the worry the worry is that they rule over us the way we rule over countries but maybe they do a better job maybe yeah I mean what's the worst they could do really look at you yeah what's the worst GP say about Elin us Elin we we we asked chap GPT the other day the Tic Tac was a UFO we kept like beating it down asking more and more questions like it's exhibiting something what are the possibilities the if it is extraterrestrial where would it come from to Cave it's like a list of
like Star systems that are close by like wow yeah you get you get you keep get pestering going with the asset to make a an artistic Rend rendition of what it thought it would look like what the Tic Tac looked like yo at first I made it huge and I was like that's a little too big isn't it yeah maybe but not big as those Mothership ones and it said I don't know what it is but it's fun I I like all this I like all this chaos yeah I think it's fun I enjoy it when things get real sideways for some strange reason they were also probably been coming forever just now everyone's got phones and now they're just C I think it's in the Bible I think the Ezekiel story in the Bible is an an alien visitation what is that they're saying they talk about these lights about a wheel within a wheel like the the the way Ezekiel describes this Vision that he sees like something that had like multiple different animal heads on it and different like it describes it as a wheel within a wheel the way he's describing like you would imagine like if you saw something the beyond your wildest imagination and then you tried you know years later to write this down or not even write it down right because it was told as an oral tradition for a long time before it was ever written who knows what the actual event was that he described but there's a lot of ancient religious texts including the vimanas from the Baba Gita all these different stories of things flying in the air that exhibit extraordinary flight characteristics that move the way we describe UFOs so that's a good point then just because we have the capability to film this and know about it now right doesn't mean that they're going to expose themselves because they've been doing this for thousand years if you read jacqu Val's books on it jacqu Val is the guy he's a a scientist that they uh they he was the the reason why they had that french guy in Close Encounters the third count you ever see that close encounters Stevens spieler long time ago great movie but there was this French uh scientist they bring in to try to help people get through this it's based on jacqu valet and this jacqu he was a podcast guest very KY didn't answer a lot of question questions okay probed him a lot but his books are fascinating and one of the things about
his books I've read the first one I'm into the second one right now and in the first one he goes into detail about through the 1700s 1800s all these different sightings all these different experiences that people documented in news stories and different and they're all super similar man s similar enough that different versions of it you could kind of attribute it to different people lacking the words to adequately explain some super paranormal bizarre experience but real similar I think they've probably always been here if they're real if we are visited by something that's either interdimensional or from another P another planet they've probably been doing this for a long time monitoring us the same way we monitor animals on this planet and they'll never maybe never say who they really are well maybe they're getting ready to because we're about to unleash these quantum computers and Ai and maybe that is the thing that they're here to make sure goes smoothly cuz if you had to imagine one thing that would completely changed the capability of this race of savage Barbarian territorial Apes with thermonuclear weapons which is what we are you would like right when they're about to achieve Godlike powers like let's let's like hover wow that makes sense it really does make sense when you put it into that context which is actually real it that we are about we are on the precipice of something that is so unimaginable bigger than the split of the bigger than anything like literally something you're blowing my mind right now yeah I mean we really when you think so your anet is going to go up yeah I mean well no I don't now my anxiety is about stupid stuff which is weird yeah what um so yeah this stuff just doesn't bother me but I get bothered by stupid stuff what is wrong with because this stuff is not genuinely affecting you right now if it was if it inescapable if it was like hovering over this building right now we wouldn't be able to have a podcast we'd all be outside we we'd be going what the man if there's some silent thing is three miles long that's blocking out the sky and it's hovering you know 300 yards above us we would be all be freaking the out right so what my question is like uh Elon Musk probably has like what a IQ of like 140
or something or probably at least so what is chat gbt's like IQ you uh like considered now well once chat GPT once they achieve and they think they're going to be able to do this in 2025 when it IT achieves artificial general intelligence I think what it will be as as smart as every human being that's on Earth combined see if that's right see if that's correct what does that mean artificial general intelligence the thing is this is like whatever it is it's baby steps so whatever that is let this insane leap from us to that is baby steps in comparison to what it's going to be right it's not going to stop there and if you have if you have sentient artificial intelligence and unlimited computing power connected to nuclear power plants like they're going to do and then it develops a better version of itself and better versions of power and better versions of its programming and all the other things that go along with it and its capabilities and if if chat GPT is trying to lie and copy itself what is that thing going to do so and they also don't know how it works right like I watched that 60 Minutes interview with that sort of Godfather of AI or whatever they consider him like the guy who first created the biggest component of it and he says we don't the layers thing and then he was like they don't know it they don't know how it learn they don't know how it works they don't no that blows my mind it should yeah it should and that that's why the aliens are hovering so is Elon concerned is Elon like really concerned about AI I don't know he keeps it under his hat yeah he doesn't I think he's got contracts with NASA you know and he's the defense department Department he's running SpaceX I don't think you can talk wild about aliens you got that kind of like a lot on the line that's what we were saying in the gym day he does believe in him I saw him on your Showgun like I'm not sure if they he said if they're real they're very subtle yeah I don't know yeah cuz people were like oh how come he's not commenting on the drones he comments on everything true but and so like what does that tell you that tells me something's going on that's what CU I would be commenting on if I had nothing to do with it and I was a super genius who comments on
everything I would for sure comment on all these drones well there's a lot of them my wife saw one she videoed it it was a drone there's a lot of them but it could have been a man it could have been like somebody Dr cuz a lot of people are probably putting them up in the sky to% they're all flying around Austin I see them and they're normal drones I seen them I seen them the other night yeah yeah boys let's wrap this up history hyenas is back we're very happy very happy very happy we're demonetized on YouTube so we were trying to get remonetized but what happened what' you say we didn't dude who knows it's again it's a I don't know this is why does this happen to me I remember the last time yeah and the last time they did it to my channel and then you spoke about it and then they remonetized they they had suspended me last time we don't know because we weren even the problem is if you get a bunch of haters who flag your videos and complain about them I think sometimes that can do it yeah it says harmful content we didn't even put on an episode it's just who like just Mass report you or they don't like you I mean there's there's a lot of ways to weaponize that whole system we're trying you know you got to realize like YouTube is managing some insane number of videos that are getting uploaded every minute right and they probably have to have all these systems in place to handle this stuff and I bet you can game that system and then there's also a bunch of people that work for them that are woke right and I think they can flag things and they get out of line sometimes we tried we tried to get it reinstated they said we have to you know uh February is our next chance YouTube please come on please bring it's just History podcast for two funny guys Let It Go but that's why in effort we are playing by the rules with YouTube and we have really clean cute content on YouTube but if you want to get wild with us go to patreon.com hisis hyenas that's where we're going off at patreon Grace Hills pit it's true we are going off gentlemen I appreciate you very much you guys are awesome I'm so happy you're together again beautiful thanks Joe all right bye everybody [Music] [Applause]
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