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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day oh [ __ ] I didn't know we had Bells yeah bro we got Bells it's probably super annoying to people listening that it's [ __ ] Christmas the war on Christmas must end how dare we say Merry Christmas how dare you say that it offends me did you ever see Harris do that when she had that spech she said how dare you say [ __ ] Christmas you never seen it no oh my God okay let's start with this cuz it's so crazy I don't understand the context so like I wish I could be charitable and say well there's probably a context where this makes sense yeah Satan is the lord of the earth is the context but you know how you see something and it's only a 15sec clip and you go like okay let me just be the nicest person possible like what what could be the reason why would say how dare we Merry Christmas yeah unless you're playing a character right she on stage doing a play she's like I want to read from my college play where I was the Grinch can you imagine saying that like it seems like a nightmare that you would wake up from it says Harris fumed at American saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurface Clips oh you're not allowed to say it until there's absolute peace and Harmony on the planet then we can start saying it again this is so SC Bing and weird only when they cleared that vet did we give them DACA status and now we're talking about taking it away it is morally wrong no thank you I didn't know and when we all sing Happy Tunes and sing Merry Christmas and wish each other Merry Christmas these children are not going to have a Merry Christmas how dare we speak Merry Christmas how dare we they will not have a Merry Christmas who are you to say that they don't know if they will be here in a matter of days weeks and months since September 5th over 12,000 have lost their status this is the here's why you can't um be charitable because it's just a bad perspective it's just a bad perspective charitable what do you mean because if you wanted to like like what does she anything she saying make sense oh you
they're not mutually exclusive all right you can't it's like celebrating joy and happiness and some people suffering it's like you can't you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate cuz that's crazy now you're taking in the entire Earth's Consciousness and all of its decisions yeah as to whether or not you will or we not will not be happy like you and I didn't Force anybody to work in the Cobalt mines not yet we buy these [ __ ] phones we buy these [ __ ] phones and we know we know that electronics that have Cobalt in them were probably pulled out of the ground by slaves should we never celebrate anything again until those people are free no never we should just be [ __ ] in our hands rubbing in our faces whipping our backs until the whole world experiences a simultaneous orgasm then Mar Christmas to you but if you were a drone so let's just say they really are Intergalactic beings and you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other and these like untested perspectives just [ __ ] out into the world and you're looking at all this craziness like the the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions yeah we've just accepted that yeah like if aliens were watching this to be like who are they bullshitting who they're bullshitting each other they bullshitting themselves they're trying to figure out how many genders there are they're trying they're they're trying to decide like who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything currently that's illegal immigrants yeah well you know I was just dude for I don't know why I started doing this highly recommend it I started listening cuz I forgot a lot of the new age ideas so I started listening to New Age channeled audibles aliens channeled through New Age people oh cheers my brother cheers Merry Christmas to a great isn't that Seth speaks isn't that uh it's a whole genre but is that Seth speaks person is that that's the whole deal behind that right it's okay so it's again I'm like my mom got into it briefly cuz she dated this new age dude and I [ __ ] hated it he wore birken stocks he'd Force us to go on Hikes he wouldn't let me take my fake gun I you
know you're a kid you want to take your fake gun on the hike he's like we don't do that on Hikes you know the [ __ ] uh fascist hike where you're forced to recognize the beauty of Nature and it's like dude don't put that on me I I'll I'll find it out on my own but he got my mom in a new AG stuff and this was Prime New Age time this is like uh this is when they all killed themselves it's like they were part of it too the the they were wearing the sneakers what were they called Heaven's Gate that was a new age cult so um I remember like watching these old grainy VHS tapes with my mom and this dude and um thinking they were cool and like there was some sound that that was playing in one and my mom looks at me like hopefully like do you recognize that sound cuz I guess here here's the thing about all this I think some telepathy is real it is real I think it is real Have you listened to the telepathy tapes no you haven't I haven't listened to it it's a new podcast that's out and it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents and they were able to go into another room and they would uh bring up things to one whether it was I think it I think they would bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things but the kid was accurate 95% of the time wow with numbers with colors yeah like like three numbers in a row yeah like you know how crazy that is just to guess three numbers in a row 95% of the time yeah like whatever it is they think it's real I'm only on episode 2 so um but it's really fascinating man because it's a dismissed thing it's a woo woo thing sure but if it's real shouldn't scientists study it like it's real and it seems like through scientific study it's real yeah I think it's definitely you've probably experienced it I've experienced it I think it's an emerging part of human consciousness that we don't we don't agree to or we don't admit to like we know there's something there but we're not like that's too silly it's just there's so many people that fake it that's the problem right cuz everybody like wants to have some special thing that they have just have a special thing you have a special thing Duncan you have a special talent I mean
think of all fire starter Carrie stranger things this is the fantasy when I was a kid dude I would sit when my dad was working in his apartment and try to make [ __ ] on the table move with my mind because I've been reading books on telekinesis one day you know like when uh when like you've got a cold drink and it gets a little wet on the bottom one day as I'm doing that because of that it slid forward and like I I was like totally freaked out cuz I thought I'd used telekinesis to slide it was just luck it was just luck it was just a badly balanced floor it Bal it was just a shitty [ __ ] apartment College Station but you know that's the that once you recognize the flaw in the operating system in humans is so like as a kid like for a few days I was like [ __ ] I might be telekinetic but like once you know people want that or want to believe in it and how easy it is to manufacture those moments and then claim responsibility holy [ __ ] dude you can really pull some strings on people because there's an assumption let's say some I do know I I really believe in telepathy I'm positive it exists but the Assumption there then would be like you get around a telepathic person well well they must be good cuz they're telepathic right they're they're they're have magic so we should trust them this is where people get real [ __ ] up these are called in India they call them cities which is if you meditate a lot right you begin to like well I would say comedy is a city oh you know it's not special uh I was talking to Lis Gomez about sales you know that's a that's the really good people and get into your head and get you to buy [ __ ] he was saying it's like basically magic and it's like so hypnosis hypnosis yeah but man have you ever been hypnotized yes I have it's interesting right dude my mom hypnotized me when I had a wart cuz she had heard you could hypnotize people when the wart goes away hypnotize me said something about the wart going away within a couple of weeks I swear to you that wart [ __ ] dried up and just fell off my hand whoa yeah whoa what the [ __ ] whoa what the [ __ ] [ __ ] well that's the placebo effect the placebo effect is real you know I had a guy tell me this once he was like a a kind of a wacky healing Chiropractic type guy and he was
telling me that if you believe what I'm saying is true because I was asking him like how does this work like how how is this working like how are you healing people by by working on by pressing on things if you believe it works so it's a lie but if I believe the lie so what are you selling like you're just you're just just like [ __ ] manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words yeah and you're doing you're doing hypnosis kind of cuz you're you're sort of admitting that by healing like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you you're they're tricking you into doing it yourself well I mean the PBO effect it's real is real it's i' I've heard it's one of the most powerful effects in medicine is it really well I mean yeah I you think of like the new cancer drugs they tell your immune system what to attack right so if somehow you you could do that without the drug if there and that's where it gets interesting right because we these are our bodies right perfectly metabolizing transforming so many things instantaneously the heart effortlessly beating all the [ __ ] time so theoretically purely theoretically you what if you could control more of it like how much of this thing can we actually control and by the way that's a really fun thing to think about because like not much so do you ever think about that like you sort of think like okay like I'm how much of my body can I really do anything about I can eat good food I can exercise but all the quantum processes that are happening within all the things you kind of realize you're just the tip of the iceberg you're just the little yappy tip of the iceberg and underneath it is all this stuff that is you but really isn't you if having control of yourself is like a way to identify this as me so what are you in that swirl of particulates like what are you in there yeah what are you yeah it's that's most people and that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the same thing it's the same person it just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing and it could be how you raised or it could be
you rebelling or it could be but people find a way to [ __ ] slip into a Groove and it's so much easier than trying to look at like what is this what is this thing we're doing or I'm making noises with my mouth you're reading my mind and we're like broadcasting it to the world making noises with your mouth we're we're speaking through each other's minds yeah and also though you know when you get into the telepathy idea uh which is sort of like the question is like uh you know right now we identify our minds as some kind of neurological process right so the idea is like we have this like bio computer and somewhere in there is our mind everything out here not our mind even though everything out here from a neurological perspective is our mind everything you're seeing is an instantaneous uh interpretation of a variety of phenomena that gets compressed into reality and then you say oh out there is that that's not me but it is you it's like it's you in the way if you put on VR goggles you know except in this case the VR goggles it's your neocortex it's all the processes that are making color light sound Etc so if we're sort of sharing a dual reality which is all the phenomena that's being interpreted into our minds somewhere in there is the possibility that we're we kind of share a mind so from that perspective all these other things become possible telepathy all of the stuff like you know you get around funny people you get funnier when I when I was doing the midnight gospel I was around all these artists I got better at drawing like you share a mind it's the gestal or you know what the or three or two or more of you gathered there will be that something else comes in the room and I think we're collaborating with something that we're we're we we don't truly understand because we're still trapped in primate bodies yes so I think I think we have these moments of recognition of these connections you know and and great moments in life and these beautiful things that can happen and it's all being twisted up by by this ape this wild ape that had to survive for thousands and thousands of years by killing its neighbors yeah and and eating monkeys and and [ __ ] running
around and clubbing things to death and eating raw meat yeah until it figured out how to harness fire and then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and Spears and you had to run for the hills they killed your kids in front of you they [ __ ] your wife in front of you they cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth and this was thousands and thousands of years this thing we're doing right now is so recent yeah this thing where you can meet strangers you don't have to worry about killing them yeah super recent dogs aren't there yet that's why dogs freak out when someone comes to your door they're not there yet they still remember the old days and the the that's a great point that they're still like dude usually if someone's coming up we have to kill it like and they're reminding you of that you know and and it's true I mean but and if you look at that Collective epigenetic trauma as an egregor as a ghost a ghost haunting the planet the ghost of like not that long ago the ghost of primate past the G ghost of primate past haunts us and it that's why it's so easy to slide into um aggressive patterns and defensive patterns that are completely unnecessary and that's what they are too this is what you have to realize it's not you it's patterns that you've selected and you've you've selected them over and over and over again and they've become you it's like you went down a Groove you don't have to stay on that Groove no you don't have to but I think you have to find something in life um that's physical that you enjoy cuz I think that's one of the best ways to manage this [ __ ] weirdness the absolute best way is through getting physically exhausted sure is get get on purpose get physically exhausted and then you can manage the craziness of existing yeah cuz everybody wants to pretend that it's normal everyone wants to pretend that existence is like oh you know you get up in the morning you [ __ ] have your eggs and you're bacon and you do your thing you hear what Chapel gr said yeah exactly exactly it's like every day it's like oh my God this is happening what do you think the drones
are what do you think the drones are you know how much did ncy Pelosi make this week in the stock market yeah oh yeah even like what what is this right what are we doing did you see the new [ __ ] that they found out about Consciousness in the human brain this popped up on my feed this dude Penrose this guy used to be an anesthesiologist he already knew about these neurological structures that are these Quantum tubules that apparently anesthesia impacts and he began to think maybe Consciousness is not associated as much as we thought with the um with with neurons but is a micro structure within the brain these Quantum tubules that get shut down when there's anesthesia and so there's this new controversial sort of emergent Theory Of Consciousness which is that when you are awake you go from being a wave to a particle you in other words the whatever you want to call it the I am the um all one situation that we actually are experiencing gets compressed into a particle which is your experience of reality but when you fall asleep when you take enough acid you go into a super position when that's that feeling of being connected to everything part of everything not even being there anymore so were those things simultaneously and and and I guess as far as the default reality that that you're talking about that's a situation where it's a bunch of particles that have focused in on a on like a buffet of um moments that the news curates so the news is like okay be mad at this person this person's wrong this person's right here's what you should be afraid of here's a celebrity that sucks you know that's the whole business model that's the business model and that's the way we get the news that's it isn't that crazy and sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies there you go and everybody else I was watching a regular movie the other night I was in a hotel and so it was the only thing they had in the hotel was regular movies on TV TV so I was watching John Wick on TV and it's every five minutes you're bombarded with nonsense they stop the show and give you 5 minutes of nonsense that's right just nonsense about the and side effects it's unnerving and also when you realize we think the show is John Wick that ain't the show the show is the nonsense that's
happening in between John Wick because when you think about when you're watching a good movie you relax you calm down you open up it's the perfect perfect State of Consciousness to manipulate people I also thought it was incredible that they bleeped out all the bad words when the commercials were far more offensive yeah they bleeped out [ __ ] they bleeped out this I was looking I'm like how are they going to handle this scene because there's this scene where the the Russian mobster his uh son uh comes home from this job in Atlantic City and after he did this thing with John Wick and uh the guy's like who that [ __ ] nobody he goes that [ __ ] nobody is John Wick and it's like the whole setup of John Wick and it's that nobody like no you're gross can't say [ __ ] you took out the [ __ ] but meanwhile you're telling me about a bloody diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug yeah you're you're telling me about it side effects that are like suicide like all kinds of like wild [ __ ] depression anxiety fear violent tendencies dude gambling addictions this is so when you think about the idea that if you know what a group of wiches is called a coven a a group of Christians is called a church the idea is sort of simultaneous prayer causes change now there's different words for some people call the prayer spells some people call the prayer a pep rally we're going to go go go you look at the football game you're seeing covin of witches cheering to Direct Energy at the team they want to try to like move the needle a little bit but when you consider the power of directing little bubble universes which is every single human focusing that beam of attention onto certain ideas dude you could you're you're not only are you going to create whatever it is you want to create in the case of an Advertiser make some money but um theoretically you could guide history that way and the and the last thing you want them to figure out is is if they all stop focusing on what you're telling them to focus on and Trust themselves enough to focus on what they want to focus on which is usually not bad then all of a sudden you would lose that kind of magical control you lose the actual steering wheel of the uh of the weird vehicle we're in you know and
and we you know they're like it's democracy the steering wheel is your vote and the president and the elected officials who guide the country but the real steering wheel is here's what what we're going to get you to pay attention to you need to pay attention to this right now and if we all pay attention to that it like where attention goes energy flows you know you know what I think it is I think it's like if we're in a factory if we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists yeah but it's a chain of things that have to take place in order to manufacture something like a Tesla like imagine if you are if if we just don't realize it but if everything has a Consciousness at least in some sort of a limited capacity literally everything even tables everything has something we're just we are we're super egotistic and we believe that only we possess this but we know dogs have it too which gets where it gets weird yeah animals have it we know that you know but this whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we we interface like how are we doing this like if if we're in a world where it's 2024 and there's drones flying over New Jersey and they're gaslighting us saying they're all airplanes they're saying we have it under control and then it appears there was a satellite that was shot out of the sky have you seen that no no you haven't seen that I missed it so this is the big conspiracy and again I have done no research so do not believe me ladies and gentlemen okay elf the big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit that's the and this is a conspiracy unfounded conspiracy unfounded but I'm just for funsies for funsies well I mean do you remember when those weird green [ __ ] lights showed up in Hawaii well I remember where there was a ship right and there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship laser lights that shot out of the sky oh yeah remember that that's right that's right what was that what are the drones I mean that's what's what I love about the drones is I mean aside from the obvious like you
know getting to imagine fantasized it could be they're chasing orbs and the orbs or whatever what I love about the drones is that it's another step in shaking people awake you know what I mean because it's like part of living in default reality I think is you sort of lean into the idea that the government is you could trust you can trust the government of course like you have to you trust the people that make the weapons you could trust them they're really good guys sure yes some of them you know are hyper violent whatever whatever yeah but ultimately we can trust these people and so then you have over [ __ ] New Jersey experimental vehicles that people are filming Welcome To Earth [ __ ] do you see that one and it's so funny people in New Jersey reacting to them did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the Drone yeah of course I mean I'm surprised more people haven't well the problem with that you [ __ ] idiots is that bullets fall okay and they fall with almost the same kind of velocity I mean I'm sure they lose a they lose a lot of steam but it's enough to kill people people have definitely died from bullets falling you know what else Falls drones experimental [ __ ] drones the government flying over [ __ ] New Jersey hoping those [ __ ] don't crash they're apparently half the size of a car you some of them are bigger bro some of them are Suburban sized are F flying over houses oh yeah so it's just like no listen number one most of what you guys are seeing it's stars or you're seeing uh commercial vehicles mostly and and the other stuff we don't really know and so then at that point you're like wait a minute I'm paying almost half of my income and [ __ ] taxes so you know what the car siiz mystery things flying over the cities are and you don't know what that [ __ ] is what am I paying you for you know what I mean you're making a lot of money man you should know what the drones are and so but then when you see what's his name Bol is it Bolton the guy with the mustache not Bolton when you see I don't know the dod dudes up there and the way that they're just lying their [ __ ] asses off did you see the secretary talking about it and she's wearing a necklace that looks like a UFO is it Karine jeanpierre that lady
not Jean Pierre it was another one it was some it I'm it was a how do they just Shuffle do people in without announcing I don't think they got rid of Pierre okay I hope not most of them don't last as long as Pierre she's she's the like the marathoner oh dude most of them they quit that job they're like [ __ ] this job I just got to lie all the time horrible horrible imagine like Duncan this is what you're going to sell war with Sudan okay here's the reason why the rebels children problems um economy um pollution you know we got to vaccinate them tell this's a lot of data right now but I got what about the data showing vaccinations are bad for you no no [ __ ] that data these these people are in trouble and we need to help them we need to help them so War Sudan war war Sudan War Sudan got it okay no problem I got it I'll going there you just put on your Rachel matow glasses the Rachel mattow glasses everybody's wearing them to look super serious well this is it's part of the costume isn't it like and you know you know we also by the way we're wearing costumes while we're saying this yeah we are in elf costumes but you know but yeah that I don't understand the Rachel mattal glasses phenomena but I have done research into it because I wanted to create a vision board of all the people wearing those glass gles and it's a thing it's like a a thing on the left they wear those [ __ ] glasses it identifies that you are you have a certain set of beliefs if you're wearing the mattow glasses I mean it's a real thing it is a real thing yeah if you if you have those glasses on and you're a republican you're an assassin like you're a guy who kills people for a living you're you're a very strange person dude isn't that but that's to me the Invasion of the Body Snatchers experience I have you seen that movie in a while it's the Remake I I I saw the Remake but it was a long time ago right wasn't it like 5 years ago how long ago was it I think it's from the one I like is from the 70s oh the Donald southernland one yes that one's amazing amazing yeah right they Point At You and make that noise oh that's it Southerland killing it look how creepy his eyes are yeah that's it
bro you imagine can you imagine you imagine that reality and by the way not that hard you know what's way harder than that building a planet there plenty of planets that is not that hard that is essentially what happens all the time in like the insect Kingdom where they get Infested by another parasite that controls their brain go there you go dude I I went down a deep rabbit hole with this [ __ ] because you know I was like looking right after Trump won which by the way can I want to remind you I'm sorry I don't want to Pat myself on the back but when we were hunting for bigfoot do you remember I said to you one day you're going to get a president elected did you say that no back then that would have been the least likely scenario I'm in the woods with the Fear Factor guy and we're legitimately looking for bigfoot legitimately legitimately with Bigfoot experts dude that was one of my favorite camping trips I've ever had in my life fun I would love to do that again hunting for bigfoot it's like cuz hunting for animals which I know you love I have nothing against it but you still got to kill an animal hunting for bigfoot you just like look for a twig out of place and you get to imagine he's nearby and that that it's really fun squatching is fun somebody asked me if uh I saw Bigfoot would I kill it cuz if I could kill it then I could show people that it's real M interesting interesting would you no why would I kill bigfoot well but this like why would you do that it doesn't make any sense just to prove that it's real well guess what guess we can't prove it there's no other way it's not like I tell you where it happened and you [ __ ] close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers well if don't kill it why would you kill it stupid I'm telling you where it is why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on on drones and imagine like why did we spend all this money oh Joe said he saw a Bigfoot and so we weren't looking but by the [ __ ] way no one would spend any money to go look for bigfoot if you can fly a swarm of drones over [ __ ] New Jersey you could find Bigfoot you could fly him in the Pacific Northwest and we' know once and [ __ ] for all
see this you know they talk about democracy sometimes I like to think about what would actual democracy look like and you know it wouldn't look like some dude getting in front of a microphone and gaslighting your ass about experimental craft it would be like all right I'm just going to tell you guys we figured out anti-gravity that's anti-gravity drones we wanted to show you and tomorrow we're going to drop ketamine on on on the neighborhoods democracy but uh but you know what I mean like that would be true democracy versus what we have right now which is sort of democracy it does work the voting works and all that stuff but ultimately our impact the the the non-political classes impact is very little and the political class's impact is very little when you consider now there's a security class so you have the politicians like Harry Reid trying to figure out what the [ __ ] is going on with the uaps and even they can't do it because there's another level in that level is like that's that those are the people controlling things because they know the secrets it's just so infuriating to me that now they feel comfortable enough to fly whatever the [ __ ] these things are over a major city and not tell us what they are and then say we don't know what they are because if if the reality is they don't know what they are if we're going to believe them which I guess you're not just not supposed to you know what I mean are you supposed to I no I don't think you're I think at the point where they're just telling you it's like stars okay but let's be honest if you are in possession of the actual information you know what it is you know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both yeah or it's US government or it's all three maybe it's all the above how the [ __ ] do you tell people that how do you tell people that why you're also governing you're also doing all these different things you're you're very busy how do how does the president get on television and say ladies and gentlemen aliens are real we are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far Superior to our own sure we don't understand why they're here we have been working with them we have back
engineered their products and that's how you got fiber optics yeah and capacitors right and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell that's the most fun one you were bioengineered they you know they seated your culture with your religions it's for a good cause everything yeah you you we're a piece of the [ __ ] Factory dude that's what we are we're a piece of the factory doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines yeah we're a piece that well that's so okay so that is exactly what you want pieces of your factory to think like and that is why at any moment anybody can actually just turn the channel you're not you're not a piece of the [ __ ] Factory actually you're the universe you are the universe and and you're the universe who has been dude I mean look what they look what they could do liance at a circus deadly [ __ ] thing they can make it jump through hoops they can make it catch a frisbee right so think most of the time that's right when they can't those those make for some wild Instagram videos oh they do and there's a lot of those out there there is it's the assassination of a [ __ ] CEO and by the way like I am not like assigning any kind of like um I I think it's a slippery slope we start publicly [ __ ] executing CEOs like if you start the you know what I mean that's a that's a real slippery SL it's super slippery but I'll tell you if you sort of look at the factory uh the way it works is like you number one you you really aren't supposed to identify the actual like what's causing like a lot of suffering like you you once you start making those identifications um then uh and you follow through with some kind of action based on those identifications number one action can't be the based on the rules of the factory of course the factory is going to create up create rules you can go out with your [ __ ] signs or whatever if you're at the right place not at am Amazon where they arrested those people protesting but there's places in the factory where you can go and be like I need more oil I'm squeaking but that but only once in a while and only in the right way it's a peaceful protest is what we call it you do it at the wrong time it's a [ __ ]
Insurrection you know what I mean so the Factory's got rules about how we do this so the moment you go outside of those rules the moment you like actually and to do that you you have to somehow really think outside the factory then then you see something like that happen and then you see the way the factory responds which is the per walk they did with that dude they've got [ __ ] SEAL Team Six walking that guy in he's handsome like a movie it's like yeah in a movie if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like SEAL Team Six behind him protecting yeah you'd be like that's no way they would do that that's right it's just a regular killer there's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy well they're not guarding that guy look at that they're sending a [ __ ] message they're saying listen we will surround you and and like that so because like what's really scary about what he did is like and and I think if if you want to like take murder coldblooded murder and just for a second call it activism what that guy did is he didn't just like you know send a message which is really scary for people like CEOs which is saying listen man like you can't keep [ __ ] us uh with the insurance uh if you do you're not safe and so that's scary as [ __ ] because that that's the the CEOs of course are the ones who pay for the lobbyists who pay for the laws and so he sends a message of a methodology which again I I think uh if we if we're going to get into a a better place you using violence I I I I just don't think that's the path but just as an analysis dude I would say you could expect more of that to happen and and and that is going to lead to the Darth Vader people coming out more you you're not co-signing it I'm not co-signing it at all no no no it's it's a realistic assessment like there's something going on people are very upset and they've been able to do this to people for so long deny people treatment for so long like you remember when your dad had to come downstairs like you're [ __ ] up or you're you're like misbehaving with your brother you're doing something really bad you set something on fire right your dad comes downstairs he's been at work he's [ __ ] pissed that's how you know you're really [ __ ] when
people start doing stuff like that then the dad has to come downstairs and when the dad comes downstairs it looks like the dudes in the Darth Vader outfits all of a sudden this you know this facade for a second they have to stop the show turn on the [ __ ] lights these guys in [ __ ] full body armor come out spray chemicals into your face and drag you away and then all right start the show up again start the show up again it gets memory hold so that that is an example of what happens when the factory isn't balanced and right now the factory is imbalanced dude it's just that's the problem there's a reason we need the middle class there's a reason you need some p forward that is there's a reason you need to be able to buy a [ __ ] house and aside from like the human comfort and starting a family and all that stuff the moment you pull that away from people now what it's like so wait they're what am I supposed to do here now again I I am not advocating violence I I I think that if we keep doing violence we're going to keep getting violence but it's a really scary thing when [ __ ] gets so imbalanced and when you hear about like the insur health insurance like I'm lucky cuz like I'm on this I'm on crap populus on on Fox I have incredible health insurance dude but like you read about the people denying like really important medication really important procedures to people sending them stacks of of paper explaining why we're not going to pay you know I I got my colonoscopy recently cost me $100 you know how much they charge my insurance company $9,000 have you ever talked to Brigham berer about this no you should you know cuz he he understands it from top to bottom he he can tell you exactly what's going on and he's talked about on the podcast but it's you know it's a giant machine it's a giant money machine that's right that's really what it is it's not really about making you better it's it's about it's a giant money machine making you better is what they sell but it's about making more money that's right and and they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need yeah you know I'm not saying everybody does it but some people do it it's been it's this there's a guy that just got arrested recently I don't know if you
heard about this guy um I sent this to Peter AA I could send it to you Jamie or maybe you could find it this dude um he was telling people they had cancer and they didn't and it was like a ton of cases and you'd give them chemotherapy man and he'd make them like severely ill yeah demon he did it to like I don't I don't remember the number because I think the number stunned me so much I didn't want to remember it but this guy told a ton of people they had cancer just scared the [ __ ] out of them ruined their lives dud and then gave them poison that's designed to kill cancer is it a few like 10 years old it could have been um someone sent it to me on uh Instagram it was a news story oh my God he got 45 that's all he got was 45 years this sayy long 13 counts he's 50 that's a that's a life sentence um well yeah man now I don't know if this is the same guy maybe more doctors have done you know this is one of the things that I found out I was doing a bit about uh his Fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz that's not one there's not one case there's [ __ ] [ __ ] ton of cases like I wonder how many of these doctors were there's there creepy doctors that just like there's creepy Carpenters like just like there's you know like some some doctors don't give a [ __ ] about people why do they use their own jizz is they do they run they want the babies they want everyone to have their baby oh so it's not like they're just psychos people aren't coming in no there's women that went in with their husband's jizz and he's like I got a better option for you sweetheart that's what this guy did he did dude he ran a fertility clinic and I think people started figuring out when 23 and me came around and this is just one of these guys there's been a ton of those guys yeah that fundamentally is the difference between men and women could could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies that's hilarious yeah not a chance in the [ __ ] world no woman would want that yeah take my baby take my baby I trust it with you you don't the guy I don't even know have a baby with me have the most precious thing you
can have it you can have it you can have it it's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think that I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby and he doesn't give a [ __ ] what happens to those kids cuz they might [ __ ] they might [ __ ] they they might not know they might find out to 23 and me their their cousins like holy [ __ ] cousins then you find out everyone's a cousinz his creeps been just using his own jizz for 35 years dude that guy could be like you know based on the depopulation that's happening based on population decline that guy could be like the next gingas Khan like in the future like we get 80% of the planets related to this dude I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get with where gas Khan's numbers were I mean how it is interesting it's like you know you you read Elon Musk is the top Diablo player in North America right which I think in the world dude the world I think he's number one in the world which is [ __ ] insane and dude and I I know you and and I I'm not trying to High Road you here but unless you've played Diablo I you can't understand what that means I absolutely accept that I do not understand what that means it is insane like it like when I was addicted to that [ __ ] game like I just wasn't sleeping cuz you know I had to do dad Duty in the day Diablo at night and I was I sucked so when you realize this guy shooting Rockets into space making e Vehicles starting a new [ __ ] Department of the government is also the top it's the it's so crazy it's the one time I actually let myself think maybe he actually is an alien because there is no there's just no way unless he's paying people to do it for which obviously he's not that that is insane man that is insane so dude when you when you consider I don't even know where I was going with that I got lost in Diablo 4 just thinking about it well we're just talking about he's the number he's the number one player that Elon that how how Preposterous it is it's it no it's that I don't know I I don't play Diablo 4 so I really don't know what that means but I believe it's huge you know what I'm saying like I it's crazy it's crazy cuz
you know Diablo floor it's all about your build it's all about like it it ey hand coordination is obviously a big part of it but then it's just and then you see the Chopsticks catch the [ __ ] rocket it's like oh that's side job side job he's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions it's amazing I mean I'm just saying that I don't know if it's a true number but he gets Rockets to land and Rockets get caught with robot arms like what and that to me it's like my God you know you get those feelings of okay I'm on the right timeline because if the guy who's going to make us a Galactic Civilization is also a master Diablo player the number one we're in the right timeline because it seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie I'd go shut the [ __ ] up he's not the number one Diablo player I don't care how smart he is with ETS and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the Earth and also owns X it's suspicious I must say it's and he's tweeting 48 times an hour I he's he's so prolific like where where's your head one of the um it's like he's in another dimension he could be he could be bilocating like this is one of the ideas is it where where are you actually physically is this is this a is this an avatar okay here's a here's something I just thought he fully believes it's simulation by the way oh he does oh fully not only does he say fully but he says the chances of it not being aim he said this publicly the S chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions I mean okay so we talked about this in the Green Room Willow the new Quantum chip that Google right so and I think you and I both do the same thing with our minds like I think anyone who is exposed to the Atari 2600 does this naturally which is like we played the Atari 2600 did you have an Atari when you were oh yeah and you remember how that blew your mind right you control the thing with a joystick it was insane you can control the TV but what the [ __ ] like it you'd been going to arcades you could only play for a second you'd have enough quarters suddenly you could just do it at home you can play till you fainted oh my God and and so we got to
witness like every phase of that technology to where it as is now which is just [ __ ] insane and uh so you just take the Atari 2600 model and apply it to any new thing and so you think all right what's it going to look like in 10 years didn't you take musks neural lace or what some kind of brain human interface mix that in with some Quantum chip that yeah right now right now it's apparently unstable it's like you got to keep it at like you have to keep it at the low I don't know what it's called it's like colder than space or something like it has to be basically below freezing uh and then suddenly it can do things that all of the supercomputers on the planet couldn't do but you know there's a trajectory here between the human brain in this technology and it's getting closer and closer and closer together meaning that we are and you know a lot of people are like look that's probably like 20 years away that is not that long we are when did teen both come out man I don't think it's anywhere near 20 years I think it's way closer than that that's right so that that to me when you when you just do the math and you realize humanity is about to merge with a thing that is solving equations that all the super take a superc computer you what is it double septian amount of years that's going to be us yeah and so then to answer the simulation idea of course we're in a simulation if if we were just monkeys and now we are using qits using super positioning to create some infinitely faster way of calculating data then obviously once we get that thing connected to our brain we will be able to simulate any reality we want if this is truly our past and you wanted to like right now the way I remember something having done acid for most of my life is very foggy and kind of like I my memory isn't the best every once in a while I have a very clear memory of things but with this Tech theoretically It Could reconstruct memories in your mind and not just that put you into them and allow you to experiencing them in real time meaning in a few minutes you could live your life over a thousand times easily we could just be in we could be in the future and this is a memory that some
quantum computer of neural interfac is allowing us to experience uh totally all-encompassing memory and that would be a form of eternal life because in every second how many lifetimes could you live based on merging with that kind of chip right and you wouldn't want to know it was a memory you know you might want to be like you know what let me just live that life over again I just want to feel the whole thing well you know that's one of the the scariest things for people to consider is the um there there's this I I asked someone once would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever what' they say they're like oh my God I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever I'm like why not can you can you can do it now like it's not even hard like aren't you enjoying life like I love it I'm having a great time I have great friends have a lot of fun lots of amazing things I have a great family I I I enjoy what I do for a living like why wouldn't I want to keep doing this but the thought of keeping even for me the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is [ __ ] terrifying for some weird reason well that was like nii had this whole thought experiment which was I don't remember what it's called something like infinite return but basically the way he put it is you don't live it again and again and again and make changes within the echo it's exactly the same over and over and over again and and so in other words like whatever you it's just a a it's a rerun over and over over again forever that's what we're inz and his point in that was like therefore if most of your life you've been miserable you're in hell dude I know but he wanted to use that more as a kind of um to to leverage people out of despondency to make them understand get going now make it happy now because if we do repeat uh yeah but dude think by all this measure of talking about like quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things isn't it more likely then that a lot of this [ __ ] that people are seeing is human created cuz isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now
like what what does that even mean did you just make a God and if you did it can this thing just completely travel between dimensions understand like everything about every subatomic subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once like if that's the case like why do you need people anymore and maybe you don't just to make think maybe Australia pithecus isn't around anymore that that was our guy right he was our guy if it wasn't for him we wouldn't be here allegedly well I mean I think the model you could use for that theory would be the the the various like you look at the an embryo and then you you watch the way the appendages change then you could look at it that way which is like well I mean you don't want I met someone who had a tail by the way like what some people get [Laughter] Bor I think I was at that [Laughter] party had a tail cuz cuz something happens how big was it I didn't look at it what did it taste like oh cinnamon it tasted like cinnamon and whiskey yeah dudes are born with like a stub right you know like a regular tailed monkey be like look at this [ __ ] ass tail but there's something to it something there so you know the the if yeah there it is there you go God that's so weird there you go that is like an ancient s by the way if you're born with the tail I'm not trusting you with my taxes oh come shut the f I don't care if you got the surgery well I it's weird how there's like some of those t look better than others some of them are clearly got to be fake yeah some people probably got surgically put the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass I'm afraid to look at psychos out there oh give me dude that you're Lion's [ __ ] bit I still think about it sometimes what would you do if you had a tail like give me a break if you could get like if they you know they they're already getting these bodysuits you can wear to help help you lift [ __ ] they have the new things for your legs that like you know but dude if if there was some cyborg tail that you could attach with a belt what if there was a way what if uh genetic engineering and AI merge in a way like Duncan we can switch you one
time to anything you want and one of the options is you could become one of the na'vi what are the na'vi the na'vi from the movie Avatar Avatar I'm not I don't want to be a na'vi the blue people not interested giant giant blue people who [ __ ] live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the Earth and they dance together in a psychedelic ritual pass on the na'vi I don't like ride dragons they ride dragons bro I don't I don't know man I dude I wanted to be one of them people so bad everybody did There's there was literally a psychological condition called Avatar depression do you know about that I know yeah I do how many people just let's just have a guess if I said we could do that to you how many people do you think would sign up I think the streets would be filled with giant blue people well I mean if it's only once I you have to stay we can't do it again it's it's too dangerous your DNA gets volatile it melts down you can become a frog we can't control it but we can switch you one time yeah it's not going to be one time man it's no it's one time one time why because you either you either stay a person or you become a werewolf or would turn you into a Nai imagine imagine if that was an option every time the moon goes BL you have to lock yourself in your house let people know or you you tear everybody apart you might just jump through the windows of the second floor Flor and roam the streets and it's going to hurt when you change it's a painful transformation you're screaming in your B remember the movie American Werewolf in London when he's like on his back the best oh my Joe [ __ ] great movie here's a movie you got to watch really the substance what is that dude I don't want to ruin it for people because it just came out but it's um you ever watch any like Cronenberg movies okay so it's it reminds me of that it's got Demi in it who by the way looks so great and she's like like dude it is so [ __ ] up this movie is so [ __ ] up but it's got the effects uh something that happens in it is very similar to An American Werewolf in London and it's basically this star she's a fading star and so um oh and he kills it too but like she's like a fading star so it's called the substance oh my God it's [ __ ] trippy man it's so good I'm going to make a
note Duncan you love it making a note I can't use I had to take my gloves off but it it's really wild man and it's very like there's parts of it they're so disturbing really oh maybe they're going to show it the substance no no spoilers what you've seen it no but like if if you say it's that good then why okay why no spoilers I'm sorry so what is it on again uh we had to get it on Prime oh okay so it's out it's out but dude like the the this is again like and I think one of the fun things about being alive right now oh it's a fun time it's a fun time and one of the fun might be the funnest time anybody's ever had dude really cuz like if I had to pick time periods oh we picked the right one well the second one I would pick is uh when cocaine was legal I think you would have been dead already I would well yeah but I mean I telling about my buddy Steve who do Opthalmology uh he he was um his residency did in Miami in the 80s during the cocaine days no oh my god dude he said every day it was just gunshot wounds and guys with things stuffed up their ass they would get coded up and they'd shove something up their ass to try to come harder and they just got things stuck up their ass wow that's a problem Joe's oh yeah dude he my friend Ste shout out to Steve Graham he he told me like all kinds they find light bulbs guys that have light bulbs twisty Little Pine Cony light bulb they stick those up their ass you know it's going to break like that's going to break part of the fun part of the fun the the the the risk well they're CED out of their [ __ ] minds dude they don't know what they're doing this is the 80s in Miami holy [ __ ] dude yeah and there was more more Banks per capita in Miami at the time I don't know if it's still the case but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country cuz it was all just moving in thato son move it in the yo it was a cocaine city that was where it was probably somewhat common to find like a bag of coke on the beach right that was where you'd have to get your kid your kid would bring you a bag of coke like seashells you've seen Cocaine Cowboys right yes oh my God it's so and both one and two both are equally good dude I've heard that story is so insane I mean again like I would never I I'm too much of a [ __ ] to live
that kind of Lifestyle but when you think about the possibility that once we do get interfaced in some way or another with these new computers that are just right around the corner uh we will be able to simulate experiences like that yes I will definitely I would be into simulating the experience and then when you consider yeah but you're going to simulate the experience you know it's a simulation at some point you're going to be like you know what let's just turn that off where I know it's a simulation you know what I mean we would all be doing that [ __ ] like and I don't just mean like literally like I mean at some point you've done 20,000 lifetimes you've experienced what it's like to be George Washington gingas Khan you've experienced what it's like to be Joe narc you've experienced being one of Jesus's disciples imagine if that's one person and that's your backstory that you've done all of those things what a timeline you're on that's going to be everybody that's going to be everybody it's going to be fake well I mean plug into it that that's where it gets really is it is it going to be what is reality anyway and what is data right what is data that's the real question because it's like how much of data can we recover from light and if we get faster than light travel can we get ahead of light we know that when we take a picture that's just light so if we can get ahead of light and we can go faster than light if we can go exponentially faster than light theoretically you're you're basically moving into the future I guess then couldn't you take pictures of Earth in the past if you could take pictures of Earth in the past why couldn't you recreate them with this new technology there's your time machine you're not you don't have to worry about [ __ ] up the timelines you're just taking pure data having it interpolated by whatever the next computer is after quantum computers right and then simulating that reality and traveling into it as whoever you want to be I mean it's pure uh Hedonism you know it's like right now we think of Hedonism as [ __ ] a great meal making some money nice car red wine but future versions of Hedonism could really just be like I
just want to be a dinosaur for 50 years yeah I mean for sure well there's going to be look think about how many people play video games most of the day like how many young guys so many young guys with no girl friends 100% you're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends there you go and you're probably having the most fun you're ever going to have in your life so enjoy it yeah before the prison comes for the mar why why' you say it before you get told that you're a toxic piece of [ __ ] you can't and and that is by the way I think there's a new phase in recently married dudes who um I think there's a new phase that happens I think I I went through it actually which is like that experience you had and when I reminisce on my life in the past prior to having kids which I [ __ ] love but when I reminisce on the past the the the memories that come to mind a lot of them are like snorting rails of ketamine and playing God of [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] War it was amazing good but nothing like and I really mean this it sounds cheesy but I really mean it like what I was going for there that's what I get just on any given day when in the most right you're looking for highs and the highs of the love of your family is above and beyond anything else unquantifiable you ever tell you uh Chappelle's take on it no he goes not only did it increase the love in my life but it increased my capacity for love yeah that's right wild and that can hurt I you know this whole like romantic hippie dippy version of love it doesn't I don't think that's quite What Love Is is a fairy tale love real love it's like that that expansion like you know that thing where you go from one size butt plug to the next you yeah yeah you know that thing yeah but you know what I mean it's like you you you you it stretches you out in a way that nothing else could have and when you consider and when I think of like the past versions of me and realize in this confused way that's what you're looking for you're looking for that and that impulse is being subverted or uh captured by you know honic technologies that are paradoxically probably keeping you from having that experience you know
they're they're they're getting in the way of that experience but and then and then like new dads you got to shed that skin like you know what I mean like I had to like [ __ ] like let go of that that it's such a habit you know that form of of Life uh video games drugs like you know what I mean it's a real it's a real like you have to be responsible now yeah exactly yeah but um yeah and that probably sounds like a bummer to a lot of people out there but it actually this is the way you know and it feels good when you're in it it's just hard to convince people to do it and that's why there's this the elon's terrified of this population crash this idea that younger kids young kids today are not having babies and then as they're getting older you're less and less fertile and so people are choosing to have kids later in life they or not have kids more people are choosing to not have kids and by the way I'm not judging do do whatever you do whatever you want you should be able to do whatever you want in this life and no one should force you to [ __ ] live with somebody have a family I don't know what kind of anxiety you have or whether or not you're a real legitimate laner you like being alone most of the time yeah but it's just like the amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying yeah if you if you really stopped and think about the just the number of people that are just running through life bummed out I know and there was some obviously polls who knows who the [ __ ] is running them but there was some poll about um liberal women and mental illness it's it's so it's such a meme it's so unfortunate that it seems to like hold up to the meme it's so unfortunate but the numbers like crazy high well you know man this is the thing about mental illness like and there's lots of studies that have been what what do they call it a fad do right that's the name for if you are around a crazy person it's an you can actually like if you're around a paranoid person long enough you really might start thinking the walls are bugged if they're charismatic enough right sure so there's a there's a quality to people who are charismatic and distorting reality that is contagious and then when you add to
it it becomes a fashion statement right so so basically the idea is if you have some form of mental illness it's not like I should shame you for it obviously like you need care you need compassion but one of the really I think very dangerous things that has emerged into the zist is that compassion has been confused like so in other words they what what you might call enabling they are calling compassion because the idea would be you're right now you need to get better let's get you [ __ ] better not like right now this is just how you are and you really don't have any hope so this is where and also I congratulate you on your courage and all that's good by the way it is courageous if someone has mental illness to announce it but when you go to the next step which is actually the fact that you're trying to lose weight the fact that you're trying to balance your life that is an aggression you know what I mean like now you're aggressing against all the people who have this it is a slap in the face to the people who have it what I'm saying is there's a culture where the normal societal pressure to try to make yourself healthy which by the way if you go back a long time ago if we're if it's just like you me and everyone in the green room and we have to survive in the wilderness or something like that there really isn't time for somebody to you know it's dangerous if someone is doing things that keep them sick because we have to carry them you know what I mean we have to carry them through the [ __ ] Wilderness and that means we might die that that lowers our survival chances so the the the idea is you in a in a in a you don't want to enable people people who are hurting themselves right who you don't want to enable people who have a chance to to no longer like continue the patterns or take the medicine or whatever the [ __ ] it is to feel better you actually want to help them feel better not keep them Frozen in this thing which is a demonstration of their Enlightenment because that's the thing when Health when sickness is health and health is sickness well that's the ant death spiral dude like if if right you that's how you create a very sick unhealthy world and then you you know you you
wouldn't want like in other words like you if if you met some like raving paranoid person who was convinced that there were Nanobots inside of them that were reading their minds and controlling their thoughts D I told you that in private I'm sorry Joe it's just not good that you think like that that's scary that's a sad place to be we got to get you out of there we got to get you on Reddit exactly exactly and I Nanobots are legit dude shut the [ __ ] up dude the main the main this is a this is well you know what I'm really scared of legitimately though I don't think Nanobots are controlling us right now but that this technology that they have where they have these like little miniature robots that they can send into your uh bloodstream to repair tissue and repair you've seen these right the concept behind once that becomes an actual thing like what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure right and if it gets to that point like 20 years from now where they could do that they could just like uh we uh we chip Duncan thank you thank you very much very important to find out yeah where where this guy goes yeah we have to track him everywhere he goes and then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these [ __ ] Nano Bots inside of your body and by the way if you and I are talking about this [ __ ] in elf suits you better believe somebody in the dod somebody in in the rathon OR lockie Martin is like imagine these these little little robots they do work for a while what after a while they Decay inside your body and they create rampant inflamation horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you well you know it's like we didn't know that yeah I didn't know got to break a few eggs to make an omelet man then we regret yeah the T Sky experiment we regret it sorry sorry [ __ ] infected people with syphilis I'm really sorry didn't tell people they had syphilis we're sorry in retrospect it was a mistake like we shouldn't have done that I mean the the again how crazy is that that's a real thing or when they release some [ __ ] in the Subways you whoopies whoopsies woan lab whoopsies whoops that was a big whoopsies boys gain a function
research whoopsie no sees it was true dude I'm so when you this is where to me if you do want to align with a classic paranoid State of Consciousness the way you align with it is you you and and and without having to go on Infowars without having to go on r a conspiracy just look at what is TR like is verifiable like what do we know right now so what we know right now there are unknown drones hovering over New Jersey we know that the president of the United States has been incapacitated for years for years no way who saw that coming dude we were conspiracy theorists yeah I not anymore we were conspiracy theorists now our [ __ ] is like mainstream just basic journalism the [ __ ] president of the United States has apparently been out of commission for years by the way I welcome him on my podcast he has an open invitation God damn it that' be awesome anytime and he would he would be fun like I hope so now dude we'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast but then wake him up throw some water on him when but when he when when like he's all there when they got the cocktail right and he's like dialed in and he he turns into a warlock for a second like he you know what I mean it's scary well the eyebrows move up dude it's that's like something that's a lich that's like if you were in a tomb and that thing comes around the corner that is scary like his what whatever the the the Sauron that comes out of him before he like goes back to sleep is terrifying but even more terrifying is the network of people around him you know you see those uh it's really cool the Dancing Dragons It's like six dudes in a dragon suit dancing and it looks like a real dragon dancing oh right right right Biden is the Dancing Dragon of president he's got God knows how many people just [ __ ] like working so hard to get that thing to to function just in like brief moments you only need him to function for like 10 minutes at a press conference 20 minutes here get him off the plane get him in the [ __ ] building if we can pull that off we'll have power for a little bit longer a little bit longer dude when you consider that we apparently live in a democracy you elect this dude who makes decisions because in some way shape or form he
aligns with what you want the country to be and the people [ __ ] puppeteering that that poor old man are just like no actually [ __ ] you he's not going to make any [ __ ] decisions because he's incapacitated he's gone gone with a [ __ ] wind and now we're in control and you didn't vote for us that is terrifying that is so that's in a way that's worse than a coup because at least with a coup you see the military they come in the tanks are in front of the White House some dude is suddenly the leader and you know it's not the guy you voted for well it was certainly by definition it was a coup against Biden oh with Kamala yeah oh yeah yeah I mean by isn't that by definition does a coup have to be military oh no no no that was what's the definition of a coup I think a coup is just when you is it just like a some sort of a conspiracy to overthrow the leader and in install a new leader that's it right he doesn't have to be violent right that's right and and what a brilliant the Bell it does have to be violent definition sudden violent unlawful I guess we have to redefine that yeah because again that's interesting is there any other cud that's what maybe right I know it comes from that but um is there a difference between a CP and a cud what's a c no I think it is cud that's the actual definition it's the same thing don't say it it said violent AR in America yeah it's essentially we shortened it um but so it's it it does say violent but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes and they force you out and your wife doesn't want you to get forced out and then there's all these arguments and then you wear a Maga hat and then and your wife wears red when she votes like yeah you send signal your wife gives a speech where she's mocking haris she's talking about joy and like the joy like just nonsensical [ __ ] word salad dude I know I saw that it's like they're so pissed it's kind of a coup it seems like it's kind of a coup and also the right thing to do that guy should not be he might have won I mean it was the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead that's not what the deal is the deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this
world of finance and environment and international relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up and he makes our economy happier go go that's the that's the deal yeah well but the again like it you can't like have only a mask like who's running the deal well that was so okay so again it's like and this is the fantasy of any hippie or whatever so the idea is um the predicted in the new movement and I think You' argue in a lot of religions would is the Consciousness shift is is happening the age of Aquarius whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it Consciousness shift and so um the idea is that what we're witnessing is essentially the um the collapse of uh a way of doing things uh that is collapsing and as it collapses it starts making big mistakes one big mistake would be people figure out that we have had a president who is basically incapacitated meaning we don't really need a president there the whole model starts falling apart also when you realize like they like if you watch basketball or skateboarding watch skateboarding Now versus skateboarding when people started skateboarding like the tricks like people are doing now versus what they used to do right right and you see how quickly people when something's fun or important how quickly it evolves right so the coup is problematic in that again you know a coup has happened the ultimate coup is to have a figure head now you know the it's a it's a it's a hacky Trope I guess the idea being that like every president is just a [ __ ] uh puppet right but the problem with that puppet is that like these are puppets who actually do have power they will make decisions even if there's a lot of pressure for from God knows whatever the web of unknown people is that tries to like grab the the steering wheel they can say no so that's a problem so if I want to control the steering wheel completely dude what's better than a an old man who has dementia cuz I could tell him [ __ ] happened that didn't happen I could show him news sources that aren't even real you know what I mean I could literally like just he probably pretends to be able to read his eyes are probably gone dude absolutely probably pretends
absolutely and and and and then the other side of it that the aside from it it's a coup it's completely unconstitutional it's a a [ __ ] up takeover of the US government if you just look at the abuse of like the right thing to do when you will have a president a bus driver whoever who's got seen dementia is to say hey guys he's really sick and he can't do the job anymore and we have to find somebody else to do the job now that's the right thing to do but these [ __ ] are like no no no no no no we'll lose our jobs we're in the [ __ ] cab exactly they're like we don't want a primary because if another Democrat comes in if Shapiro comes in if Nome comes in whole new cabinet that's right that's everybody knew everybody knew everybody wants to keep their job it's so [ __ ] up if even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish KLA Harris won if she did win it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary right and that's kind of crazy and it's not a good precedent to set it's not good to let people weasle around the system that we have in place and by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate that's kind of illegal it seems like it's kind of illegal is it illegal well dude I mean IL how about let me say this that should be illegal right you you should have to have uh a vote from the people to decide who their Democratic elected person who's going to run for president is right that's the whole deal like maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president which is a fact and so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president when like we let's find out what the people think if you guys believe that she's the best person for the job the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote like really vote actually vote don't [ __ ] with the vote don't the mail in ballots seem kind of odd let's not do that Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s yeah let's just do it in person like we always do that's right man I just vote the idea is like if I'm a kidnapper and I kidnap you
uh and I I don't know knock you out or something you come to and I explain we're married I need to pull that off we're now married I've just kidnapped somebody but now they think that we're married what I'm saying is uh you know you know if you're gaslighting yeah you really need to execute perfectly gaslighting and so the the the problem with the and I think this is the buried [ __ ] headline in the drones in the kamla coup the the the president with C Al Dem men is that all of these actions taken by the federal government have not just corroded people's trust in the federal government but potentially like annihilated it annihilated it meaning now yeah you know if I'm kidnapped by somebody and they're like no here's why I kidnapped you oh God there's that great movie where like somebody ends up in someone's survival bunker and you wonder is it really the end of the world or is this person kidnapped he's saying you can't go out there but it's like the idea is uh the moment if if I've been kidnapped and I actually buy into your [ __ ] that's going to create a lot less anxiety for me but the moment your kidnappy stops believing you whoa that's not fun for anybody and right now I feel like that's the general mood is people just don't trust at like when I people that do have Stockholm syndrome that's it dude that's it that's it that's it those are the people that still getting boosted I am up to date I have all nine of my boosters Jesus Christ they got boosters in their eyeballs you can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs eventually they're going to be just point at people you haven't had your boosters that [Laughter] is six feet distance that's what it felt like man that's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic well it felt like like some people looked at you like you were the dirty like I heard dude's I no I know them I've hung out with them and they were calling people plag rats rats calling unvaccinated people plag rats listen this is um and you know maybe you're not supposed to do this like when you're saying like you try to find the the compassionate way of looking at KLA Harris I try to find that
with everybody man as that as like an exercise that I've been doing more and more over the last few years I try to push it all day long there's so many things to get upset about but there's also there's so there's so many good things in the world too and we can't fall into the we're not designed to soak up eight billion people worth of bad news we're just not designed that way that's right and if you suck all that stuff in you're going to have a lot of negativity in your life and it's not about forgiving people for like even like CNN people that are spitting out propaganda like your demise is self-created you will be punished by your own doings the world is responded to all you seen this crazy interview where Don Lemon interviewed some dude on the street no you haven't seen this no the the it's so funny because Don lemon's doing like these on the street interviews and uh he's talking to this this guy uh about the news and the guy is essentially telling Don Lemon like I don't trust all these sources you're saying he's like look here it is Washington Post I forget what the subject was but he got Don Lemon to say I don't listen to mainstream news either what yeah yeah yeah play this play this from the beginning because this is so crazy uh who is the real president in life do you think Donald Trump won I believe Democratic lawmakers in Washington are calling Elon Musk president mus now and they're saying Donald trp is the vice president or the head of communications what what's what's what's wait a second no no one said that really have you not watched and paid attention to the newely not I'm paying attention to what I'm doing during my day so I can try and get a better lifee okay do you have your phone with you I do why don't you Google right now yes tell me president mus and see what comes up no but that's already a loaded question you realize tell me give me the sources axos Business Insider we don't trust any of these the common man doesn't trust any of this ABC News Washington Post new yorktimes the Atlantic I don't trust any of these I don't trust any of them okay I don't trust any of these we're the common man we don't trust any of these no one trusts the government no one trusts the
common news we don't trust any of that anymore Independent News we are the ones that own the news now people trust me they don't trust MSNBC because I care actually one of them can't disagree with you I get a lot of people coming to me saying I I only watch I don't watch corporate meet anymore oh he said a lot of people coming to him I misunderstood I got a hard on when I saw that dude that is incredible well that guy just geniusly broke down this illogical assumption that because it's on the accepted sources it must be true like oh he's president musk maybe we have the good guy Super Genius on our side and this idea that he's doing it for money hey you [ __ ] halfwits he has all the money yeah he has more money than anybody right he's simultaneously running multiple businesses at that are at the the peak The Cutting Edge of Technology sure shut the [ __ ] up and let them cook let them cook so though when you when you realize like this this is like you know when the DNC starts Astros surfing Reddit when the DNC starts astroturfing forchan when the DNC started doing that using all that [ __ ] money and it's so funny because the astroturfing after she lost it just stopped explain astroturfing to people so the idea is like I infiltrate message boards post uh political messages disguised as like somebody just putting a post up I try to redirect the conversation or essentially imply a um consensus that doesn't exist and so uh there's ways of manipulating the algorithm apparently on the dnc's uh Discord server they were talking about the best ways and times to post on Reddit to attempt to move the [ __ ] needle so it's kind of amazing isn't it it should be illegal it's so [ __ ] up if like you are propaganda like if if we if I don't know we did a renegade Rogue commercial for uh nicotine pouches on Instagram you have to say this is a sponsored post so why is it that if you work for the DNC or volunteer for any state entity you don't have to say also I'm doing this as a volunteer for the DNC I that's why I posted this you don't have to do that so that's Invasion of the Body Snatchers that's the I'm pretending to be a normal person I'm infecting the data sphere with propaganda and if I do it enough it will create the illusion that this is the
consensus and the reason you want to create that illusion is cuz people like to syn up that's what they know they love to syn up and really smart people like to get really good at sinking up they like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly there you go sync up yeah and you know what it is it's just dorks it's dorks and dorks have found a thing you found a thing maybe your thing could have been chess it's not it's politics or maybe you know what I mean like whatever your thing is that's what's really going on and your denial of objective reality in order to Win It exposes you it exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing that we are the only people that have ever gone through this and we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to yeah and and how much of this chaos is being pushed Upon Us by people who are profiting from it in a [ __ ] spectacular way that's almost Indescribable insane amounts of money in control of the narrative and it's not not working it's still not working you and I and Jamie in a [ __ ] room yeah are working right that's not working what they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now and the sources that aren't reliable like that guy listed off they're dying off yeah you know the New York Times app is uh more people use it for Wordle than anything like New York Times has essentially become a gaming company crazy see if that's true I don't want to get sued I'm pretty sure it's true well I mean Wordle is fun I'm I'm sure it's fun I think it's a separate app is it a separate app pretty sure or is it that word I do mind I'm tired of you drinking I'm kidding is that what it is that's probably that um so that word will gets more activity for the company that's what essentially yeah there was a a graph I was too lazy to read the whole graph but it was a breaking down how Wordle is more used than anything well listen this is is that true let's make sure that's true otherwise we'll have to cut this out I don't want New York Times on my ass oh my God that would suck that
would suck so bad they've done it before it's just that's their job that's their job you know they just like that shouldn't be a job where you're um New York Times games are more popular than its news it if that's what you want it to be but here's the thing it's not necessary anymore and I think that um through the rise of independent journalism one of the things we're really realizing is that all something has someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and um post things and post takes on things like Coleman Hughes or some of these people are consistently intelligent objective and then you'll develop a following and then you'll become a reliable source of news that's right because I know that if I ask Coleman about X Y or Z and he's he's informed he's going to give me a very intelligent breakdown of what it is you there's a few people in my life that are like that like Andrew huberman if they have some sort of health related question Peter AA have some sort of like how are they doing this and what what what is is this legitimate and they'll look at it and they'll analyze it like I've sent hubman stuff and he goes over the data he's like this is fascinating this theoretically should work you know and then this explain why and what the pathways are and how interesting this is yeah it's it's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person forget I mean it's too difficult you'd have one line of inquiry like you have one lane or whether it's archaeology or language one lane where you're like super well read in you don't have access to all this these other professors that are working on quantum physics you don't have access to the James web telescope people you don't have access to all this data it's like it's too hard to get now it's [ __ ] everywhere everywhere it's everywhere all the time that's right it's a question away on your phone it's a question away you pick up your phone and you just [ __ ] press a button you say hey Google why don't you tell me what the James web telescope been up to yeah hey chat GPT why don't you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake the best dude I don't know if the drones are China's or ours or water people they're coming out of the water
no tell imagine if there's a civilization under the water I mean that's where I would hide if I was like trying to hide from a civilization it's the ocean it's clear they can't get in there they can't breathe under there it's a perfect place to hide you know what I've been saying for a while last few weeks at least I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians I think maybe they're just here they're like some sort of a autonomous creation that's designed to accelerate our Evolution stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that we build the quantum computer with AI right and this is like it's all a part of this like endless cycle of integration in the great Universe This and like we're at this like oh I don't want to get out of my cocoon we're in that stage we're in this like bizarre strange you know Australopithecus wandering around in the grass fields we're in this weird stage where we're we're going to launch into some completely new way of interfacing with the universe itself yeah and it's going to happen whether you like it or not yeah and this is just what's happening right now that's why everything's so chaotic like McKenna used to talk about this he used to talk about how the end of civilization it's not going to be it's not going to be a whimper it's going to be people screaming and Agony and flailing and trying to hold on to the Past hold on Norman Rockwell paintings B my own [ __ ] bread you're trying to do a Walt and a rave how many [ __ ] genders what are you saying why are these [ __ ] drones with they drones godamn it it's the Meltdown and and you know if you what you're saying like so if you look like uh Crick and I think it was Crick wrote the um he wrote a paper theorizing about uh directed pan spermia which is where you put so so okay directed pan spermia I get some kind of nanobot which is I guess you could say that's what DNA is nanobot precursor essentially like well I think it's weird and maybe I don't understand what he's doing completely it's weird to me that musk wants to send humans to Mars because it seems like it would make make way more sense pre sending humans to send drones robots to construct whatever it is you need to survive on Mars to go in the caves build
the [ __ ] um that's the plan Duncan oh really so the first V the first um Voyage to Mars is going to be unmanned okay great yeah makes I think they have to do that they have to they have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years but I don't even mean supplies I mean if we jump for 20 years how about missing that bus the Mars bus two-year BS oh Duncan you were late you slept in that's hilarious yeah you missed the bus you watched the rocket go up no no nobody woke me you [ __ ] suckers imagine if like Duncan is such a [ __ ] douchebag let's leave him here let's leave him on Mars there's plenty of potatoes he can live leave him [ __ ] him make him fertilize his potatoes with his own [ __ ] like so Damon yeah like Matt Damon did in the that Mara movie dude so yeah you if so obviously like the way you're going to want to colonize habitable worlds is you create not just this nanobot but you make it so the nanobot can only survive in environments that you would live in meaning and then encoded in the nanobot is the in destination what you're talking about the quantum computers some kind of AI that then will naturally uncover faster than light travel wormholes whatever the [ __ ] it is and then when the wormholes open up you can instantaneously travel to habitable planets right so can I tell you Terrence Howard's uh idea yeah it's a great idea yeah he thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life he thinks what happens is the sun is constantly ejecting things right you see these coronal mass ejections crazy millions of times like longer than you know the distance between whatever and whatever I'm I don't know just scary crazy bigger than Earth right that he thinks these particles coales in space outside of the gravity of the Sun and they they orbit the Sun and very close at first but then as time goes on they move further and further away and they get to a place where they're in this position like Earth is and then they people they flower just like when you plant a seed when the water comes and he goes and then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone wow and he thinks that
Mars at one point in time probably had civilization in life and then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the sun it eventually got too cold and it eventually got hit by something it lost its atmosphere and now it's just desert that's so cool well now they know there's water on Mars yeah they know it used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories although there's no water on Mars there's no evidence of water how could a society live there but you know this is the nuttiest of nutty but some remote viewer went to Mars a million years ago and said there were pyramids there and and there was a civilization there yeah and you know um there's tribes well actually they think they came from the planet serus right like the Doan tribe they believe that all people came from from another planet like if you were in Mars and you're a thousand years Advanced from us and they never figure out AI so they just go in a different direction they're like super super Advanced though where they could travel through the space between the planets and uh you get to a point where you're like hey guys we got about a decade yeah we got about one decade where life can exist on this [ __ ] planet we got to get off of this now Earth is ready there's some monkeys there there's a bunch of [ __ ] there it's like you know we could we could just go there yeah we just go there well and then just moned around with them like these guys are developing like really slowly like why don't we just and then Homo sapiens yay look Homo sapiens man listen the whatever it is definitely not what I just described no whatever it is is not that I wasn't believing it as I was saying it I was like that's crazy but dude you know I think maybe you look at um just the concept of epigenetics and what we're doing right now you look at the statistical probability of DNA evolving based on the age of the planet you look at these things and not just that you look at the mythologies of the world It All Points towards some kind of um advanced intelligence bioengineering a planet for some reason or another I mean even like have you ever read the parable of the sewer you know that g Jesus uh Jesus said can you do you mind pulling that up Jamie I I
don't have it memorized yet Parable what the parable of the sewer when you think say how you spell se s o w e r oh like a sew like sewing things no like planting seeds sewer of seeds right planter the par but when you think about this generally this is the idea of like there's people who are going to like understand Jesus as God but if you look at it as an extraterrestrial intelligence planting seeds on planets versus it becomes this like crazy the SE is the yeah uh the pair of the SE w though seeing they do not see though hearing they do not hear or understand and then um where is it uh oh yeah um got was then he told a farmer went out to sew his seed as he was scattering the seed some fell along the path and the birds ate it up some fell on Rocky places where it did have not have much soil it sprang up quickly because the soil was shallow but when the sun came up the plants were scorched and they withered because they had no root other seed fell among Thorns which grew up in broke the plants still other seed fell on good soil Where It produced a crop 160 or 30 times what was swn Whoever has ears let them hear [Music] whoa listen to this the disciples came to him and asked why do you speak to the people in Parables he replied because the knowledge of the secrets of the Kingdom of Heaven has been given to you but not to them whoever ha Whoever has will be given more and they will have an abundance whoever does not have even what they have will be taken from them this is why I speak to them in Parables I'd be like bro what the [ __ ] did you say can you break that down if I had that guy on the podcast if I had God on the podcast I like okay do you have friends okay when you talk to friends like do you should when you say like complicated things you should make them make sense so um I know you're smart you made the whole universe I'm I'm not being disrespectful sir but what did you just say well let me answer why speak terrible you see imagine a flower growing from Stone sometimes the stone is angry at the flower but sometimes the stone glows with light this is why is it because we teach kids that way kind of we kind of teach kids almost imp Parables well we teach kids
like a simplistic form of everything well I think it's an acknowledgement of a kind of spectrum of intelligence right it's like the idea is like let me give you a little data fractal here that's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you oh the worst when someone's like I don't know if you know but let me explain to you oh please what's wrong with the way you're thinking I can't wait to hear it's the grossest way to talk to people ever it is the it's it's an absolutely a sign of low intelligence if you're so idiotic that you think yeah but how do you think but you're you're deciding to be mean about a a point of discussion that's right that's what it is you're deciding to be mean instead of saying um I uh I have a lot of knowledge about this if we could if I could tell you what I know like this is why I believe what you're saying is not true yeah because I actually have a PhD in this and this is how we know this and this is how we know that and then and then you go oh that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terence Howard right so when Terence Howard was on the podcast there was a lot of things that he saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting he's a very brilliant guy yeah Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics he's super [ __ ] crazy scary smart and he was and he said to him he said look I'm not giving you peer review he goes I'm not a peer you're not my peer he goes I'm an expert I'm giving you an expert review I'm saying you have a lot of like really interesting ideas just stop teaching people stop stop teach it's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living that's all it is it doesn't you are like us and this is what he said of him he said he's one of us he just went down a different path that's right but he's a brilliant guy who has a a a strong desire to understand the universe strong desire to understand things but he's not you have to go down the path of peers you have to go down the path of you got to be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about and the only way you really going to get in if you you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you you have to be invited into something or you have to [ __ ] attend a university like all the other ones did that's that's how you
find out especially when it comes to [ __ ] like mathematics boy boy you know when you're talking about like things like physics like boy you need you need that's these are cold hard fact-based disciplines like you need to be around the people that are the cream of the crop of that that's it yeah that's right man and and and that um I watched some of that and um I loved it because uh well that's what compassion looks like you got to see also that Terren is a good guy yeah exactly he didn't get upset he didn't get angry yeah it wasn't designed it wasn't at all and it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really [ __ ] good that peopling idea is really [ __ ] good the other thing that he has that he invented you've seen that Lynch pin thing that he invented I saw something like that modular drone technology that like be used for construction and [ __ ] moving Giant girds and [ __ ] well they all link together it's like a geometric patter but the nerdiest of nerdy things was Weinstein calling him out on the degree of the angle of one of the like [ __ ] calculations that he made I don't remember exactly what it was he was you had to cheat that right right and he's like yeah I did I did that to make it work he's like and they were like [ __ ] with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns and then they had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly I love that super nerd Talk inside baseball comedians do it too like when we're like breaking down a joke and like the like to a to a minute pause or something it's the same thing but yeah man I mean this uh this was this is what I love when you read about the history of science you read about like famous physicists getting in real like intense fights with each other and you see that the process of discovering the truth uh does involve a kind of mutual curiosity but not being afraid to say this is [ __ ] wrong but allowing the other person to fire back because you both know that via this conflict potentially you discover something new and that that was the attitude I mean like this whole thing where suddenly
normal people aren't supposed to engage in science is really [ __ ] up when you look at like the history of science which used to be Maniacs like Newton who they analyzed his hair Mercury in his [ __ ] hair bro everything had poisoned in it back then well no but he was experimenting with Mercury he was interested he's like building scale replicas of the Temple of Solomon you know like you you look at that and you see that now Newton today you know somebody like Don Lim would be like oh really so you're G to believe Isaac [ __ ] Newton with Mercury in his hair and his little dollhouse like the Temple of Solomon oh yeah he's he's a real scientist that's not what they look like it's like these people were out of their [ __ ] minds Sigman Freud just injecting [ __ ] liquid cocaine into his veins you look at like the history freaking out about his mom freaking out about his mom [ __ ] shoving cigars up his ass I don't think he really did that but I wouldn't be surprised would be surprised but you know you look at the history of what brilliant people who have shifted the culture actually behave like Tesla [ __ ] Tesla did like I don't know he in love with his pigeon in love with the pigeon didn't want to like thought about castrating himself because his sex drive was getting in the way of his research so he's like I'll just chop my dick off he did dude I think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality yeah dude so so you you sort of like realize that for whatever reason the priest class of default reality of which Don Lemon is a high priest have suddenly created this ridiculous version of scientists of philosophers of intellectuals that are domesticated people normal [ __ ] people is actually really awful in the sense that all of the like philosophers and scientists out there today who are like you know in their filthy [ __ ] Apartments who've been staring into a candle for like five hours they're not thinking like I'm a scientist they might be you don't know like this this this new basically like it appears that the power structures in the world want to create this homogeneous version of humanity within which there's all these declawed people who completely align on a few ridiculous facts absolutely and
you can make those people very clawed if you Bond them together to attack anybody who doesn't stay in line that's right yeah that's right and that is what again like a coup or you you get rid of the president at least you know it's not the president tyranny where you don't have soldiers in the streets but a kind of societal pressure an unending pressure trying to online Bots Tik Tok the reals the algorithm like dude have you ever looked at pendulum synup but I don't watch Tik Tok I don't have Tik Tok I know it sucks because I try to send you some Tik Tok [ __ ] you can't look it I won't click on it but I don't the the the they probably already infected my phone just you sent me those links that's probably in the user agreement I still send them we agree to infect other people's phones every time you send them a link I keep hoping you will have like I I I try not I'm not giving in well it's it is so incredibly hypnotic like it is so advanced in what it does but not I'm interested it's really creepy though cuz like it's it's sinking us it's homogenizing people and that's what I don't like is like it's creating this synced up and it's creepy because like the Tik Tock dance is actually if you think about it it's really a symbol of what it's doing for a lot of other things like maybe you're not doing a choreograph dance with your family in front of the Christmas tree to some dumb song but why is it that everything you say I've read I've seen written exactly in the same way on Reddit why is it that every opinion you have matches not just like the idea doesn't match but the way you're verbalizing the idea H is is like a sentence that I've heard over and over and over again in different places that is so spooky to me and so to to me like that um and also that it's called Tik Tok which in my [ __ ] paranoid Universe I keep thinking is that the Tik Tok of a metronome that they're talking about getting people to dance to a certain cultural BPM Jamie I'm going to send you something I'm not sure if it's true so I want you to find out if it's true and uh it was someone was saying that um there's a whole series of I saved it on Twitter it's a link on Twitter that's what it is um there's a whole series of people who were claiming
to be doctors saying the exact same thing I saw that I know what you're talking about is that real though I don't know the problem with those things is like people [ __ ] and when people bull here it is I'll send it to you Jamie uh when people [ __ ] it's really hard to tell you know because uh if you change this and you know create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it then all of a sudden that narrative gets out most people don't ever hear oh no no no somebody made that in Photoshop right so by the time it gets around it's like I don't know I don't know if it's true or not right these are one of those so it's like if if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbage exactly I wonder if that's a mandate I wonder if they're sent something like a mass email mass email that says copy and pce this perhaps Discord server or I wonder if they're fake doctors or I wonder you know if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was I just don't know if it was real so I don't want to like I want to talk to Jamie to look at it real quick thank you Jamie Jamie's super skeptical to the point of being a liberal oh why do that what it means why does that have to why is that the end result he's triggered he's triggered that narrative gets around and people I know I know Jamie's not a liberal folks yeah I Jam's very uh down the middle hey Jamie's not a liberal you're um you're a Centrist is that that correct sure yeah I think so right this is weird I'm just looking at the account I don't I'm trying to figure out a way to to research it I might have to like Twitter's or uh Google search the image but see if the thing has been uh Community noted I do see one different here's one difference I'm noticing just looking at it that the third different font well the third thing that they're saying is a little different because it's starting to be a joke Suma is a joke it's something that suck my net like Su my nuts oh really yeah my nut is another onear that's hilarious that's very funny it's already in troll space but okay so it does mean oh so it could be that a bunch of people
just decided to retweet it for funsies I some of them are why don't you go to their accounts look up any I was that's what I was going to do next or could have been one of those things where someone got caught do you remember when there was this like misinformation video that got out there was all these local news anchors giving the same exact speech in verbatim in tune in time it's really weird play that Jamie do you know where that how that happens yeah they get given the yeah it's like local news stuff it's like uh I mean usually happens with Clair media I know right but it's about misinformation and it's it's weird it's weird because they're basically protecting their job so what it is they they've been caught stealing money you know they've got a big [ __ ] pot of gold then you know and the people are at the door like I heard you got gold in there what you're hearing is Miss it's all misinformation we are the number one source of news and we're dedicated to give you the true objective they're all reciting the same script right is it um what company is it the makes so they make them let's just play it though because it's so crazy that these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news and they're reading off this thing pretending that this is the these are their thoughts this is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable because people know that those are not their thoughts they know they're reading off a script right everybody knows it so it doesn't work you're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter well they get you know what I mean they're still they're still like reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying also you know you know they the idea is you get these people to dress up like humans and then just get them to like you in in tone whatever the [ __ ] thing is you want them to read and we think they're one of us and so we believe them Jamie did I send you the thing where the girl is uh excuse me the woman is uh giving a um a press conference on uh the uaps and the drones and she's saying we don't know what they are they're not ours and they're not an adversaries that's I think I think I tweeted I sent it to you right that's one where she's wearing the
UFO necklace you'll see she's wearing a UFO necklace a c is she a c who is who is this lady I don't know this legit press conference all I know is she's in front of a Podium so I trust her that's what I go by it's a pod you get all the way the [ __ ] up there nobody tackles you must be telling the truth you got to be legit yeah you're at the podium totally yeah you're at the sacred Scrolls there's a flag behind you I'm going to buy AR Torah you ever see the Torah it's like in a or the talud buy you're going to buy the actual scroll I get someone to write it for you that's a terrible responsibility for him because you have to like treat it really carefully you have to put it in a vault they have dudes they uh no he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it did he say that no no he won't I said that I promise you he still believes he's not going to jerk off on the tour I promise you he's going to put it oh Talman the tour he will jerk off dude how about this one Jamie can you find you remember that lady they hired for the ministry of in it wasn't called that but it was like yeah yeah Ministry of disinformation can you find the ministry of disinformation lady singing supercal of fragilistic X you've seen that of course you've seen that that was CRA Orwell I think her name Cindy Orwell that's not her name made that up oh that would be awesome she's like she's like such a Lon and this idea that this person is going to be in charge of what's legitimate and not there's too many things this is what people are realizing there's too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years ago that are 100% fact now and everybody knows that and this is this uh latest what is the house committee thing on when with Co and the Wuhan lab leak and this lady the craziest [ __ ] I've ever seen [Music] nenov can you imagine think we idiots when we really should take note and not support their lies with our wallet Voice or vot cat I mean she's beautiful is this what Animaniacs did this is real origin seems likely less atrocious this feels like Animaniacs to me you guys might be no I
think it's really her no no I mean but that they would give information out in songs like that song form and it would be informational but if you weren't this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of the I'm just saying information but how about I think it's hon L just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing that's what it is and that's the it's a good way to go viral I mean we just talked about it I mean people share it even if it's Preposterous it's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and watch it's fine if if the United States isn't literally trillions of dollars in debt and partially because people like that are getting hired to sing [ __ ] Marry Poppins [ __ ] songs about misinformation then it's an atrocity should get Nancy Pelosi money dude she should get I mean look Nancy Pelosi deserves full of diamonds money bathtub full of diamonds just just Crystal and diamonds in the bathtub just waddle around and just hang in there until that [ __ ] genetic engineering comes you could be young again those what was it she said Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore yeah good call good call he's definitely not going going to send you in jail that guy is uh oh this is what I wanted to talk to you about pardons I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardon because I think that there's like Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they they can pardon someone I like that I like that I like that the president can pardon some people like I wish they pardoned Ed Ed Snowden you know I you know there a bunch of Julian Assange they should have pardoned Julian Assange I wish there was you know a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 [ __ ] people and some of them are like murderers some of them are the kids the kids for cash judge kids for cash one of them or one of the people we talked about this the other day he's one of the people he had two years left in a sentence but still like it's the principle of the thing how many lives were destroyed by that kid's for cash thing we how many how many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to
lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a horrible Road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're you're basically setting them up for a life of being a [ __ ] loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they can figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the [ __ ] they do out that's so rare man those people are so rare well here's the problem man I mean the problem is well number one I think okay like you pull someone over you breathalyze them they're driving drunk right so you're like you can't drive now because you're drunk so also you wouldn't say to them I'm going to give you the ability to Pardon as many people as you want for any crime that you want right so if somebody has dementia right why can they do all the pardons it's kind of weird so crazy that's such a great point that I never even thought of yeah like so why would you still give him that power well the other thing that's really [ __ ] crazy about it is I don't know what we the president makes a year but it's not enough money we barely pay the president anything so I think it's like $400,000 $400,000 a year you can't say that's barely enough that's barely anything no I mean for the actual job I mean literally every day you're [ __ ] blood because no matter what you do you say the wrong thing 5,000 people accidentally die it's most stressful job on Earth I'm saying the actual thing theoretically in my mind so I would say you know in the way that we pay our football players a [ __ ] ton of money baseball players a [ __ ] ton of money the dude theoretically keeping our country from getting nuked should make a lot of money why not if how about this how about we pay them more but they can't do speeches no speeches afterwards no no paid speeches when you leave you can write books you can write books but none of those paid Bank speeches none of those $500,000 speeches that's so to me it's like on your way out you sell pardons on your way out you via some God knows what mechanism that's probably been in place for a long time people are able to give you this or that
and you pardon that person yeah that's where it's [ __ ] up is like dude come like come on man that's trading that's how it works that's how it works give you a little this you give me a little that we do it right in front of the world we're going to let out murderers and then a especially if you got CED so especially you got CED you got humiliated they didn't give you your drugs why isn't he letting out Joe Exotic it's insane let him out why not let him out you're going to do kids for cash you're not going to do Joe [ __ ] exotic yeah and how is Joe Exotic dming me how is this happening I think he because he knows because you will say things like this does he have a phone in jail dude I feel like to have a phone Joe can you have a Twitter account Joe I feel like right now because of you're like you aiding Trump and getting elected I and I don't think you're the kind of person to do this but I do feel like you could probably call in like at least one favor get Joe Exotic out dude why not for all of us Russ Alber first okay sure yeah I mean obviously there's some people I think Trump committed to doing that to releasing really yeah well I mean does that find out if that's true Jamie I believe it is I believe he was it was at one of those Bitcoin [ __ ] things that he did yeah he said that in the Dan or Dave said that the libertarian thing he said yes that's right libertarian I libertarian and Bitcoin the same [ __ ] category in my brain when I'm barely tuned in it's all the same it's like nft libertarian Bitcoin yeah yeah yeah whatever yeah I'm a Libertarian like sure it's on in paper it's a great idea it's not it's not a real party I'm a sovereign citizen I'm a sovereign citizen too really yeah yeah it's great but I'm not of this planet where are you from the I'm from everywhere I'm from every everywhere man I'm Johnny Cash dude that's a lot everywhere man I've been what a great song what a great [ __ ] song Johnny Cash was the [ __ ] man he [ __ ] man God that's an Incarnation I would pick like if we get to like if there's a VHS library of incarnations there's a long line to be Johnny Cash I'm picking Johnny Cash my God top 10 probably you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at folson Prison folson Prison Blues it's the most
incredible thing he played at the prison it's incredible Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special at a prison like way back in the day I forget when it was but I remember I believe it was an HBO special and he did it live from a prison which is [ __ ] Buck Wild so badass Buck Wild I mean I if you were going to do that you would have to work you know who could do that Joey Diaz 100% 100% he would murder in a prison yeah you know metaphorically I mean if there was a simulator and this is again like is this Paul rodrig behind behind bars live in s Quinton in 1991 damn respect to Paul Rodriguez I don't even know if it worked do they laughing it looks like they're laughing looks like they're having a good time that's crazy no they don't have to I'm joking I'm sure they don't rush him who's how's the guard's going to stop by the time they beat him to death I mean 50 dudes just rush him seriously you're thinking about that before you go on stage like you they like Paul Rodriguez I mean but yeah do they all how do you know it's s Quinton he was popular at the time like he is still popular but he was like very very popular at the time there's a guy probably in the audience who like wore his daughters in Trails is a necklace you know what I mean like I'm sure neighbors right [ __ ] his dog it's badass that's a badass move crazy move that's a badass move I mean dude when you think about all the [ __ ] that we're talking about and really when you sort of look at like just among our group of friends the insane events the last few months Tony henchcliffe was misquoted by Obama I mean there was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage those are human beings dude I mean no nobody's aged harder than that dude well he's withered bro but those are like is are vampire years these are like you got bit by a leech like you got a parasite ears reading the Necronomicon or something he's yeah right right right you have the Arc of Covenant in your bedroom like you're cooking you're aging like you look like you age 50 [ __ ] years you look a really goodlooking 70-year-old there's something weird I mean just think about like what that's like to be pressure the star the pre you know you're I'm saying as far as power goes I think power must
be so addictive and so you're the [ __ ] president not just the president you're like this kind of Rockstar president for a second yeah one of the greatest presidents of all time of and so you lose that power and now what you know what I mean now what and then you try desperately to like grab control of the thing and you can't it didn't work so essentially whatever like pra or energy you've been extracting from having that kind of power it's gone it's gone now you have the nice house but like really like what's left you are at the [ __ ] control board for for like America and now nothing you wither you deflate you like no purpose no purpose I think we're going to be able to read mins in five years and all this is going to be a moot point well no for I think it's going to be all go out the window I think Quantum Computing is going to crush encryption we're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide we're going to have to figure out how to redistribute resources without con conventional capitalism there's going to be some weird new shifting that's going to come along with the birth of this AI That's way more intelligent than us and everything's going to get super [ __ ] weird and we're not ready for it and we think that we oh we have to be ready for it it's not going to happen like that cuz I'm not ready for no one's ready for it no it couldn't HP just like a super volcano just like an asteroid impact it can happen and you're not ready for it that's right and a lot of us might not make it that's dude okay this as far as like AGI goes it like when Alman came out and said this year uh I don't the the someone a CEO from the company I think that make CL I don't know one of the other AIS said two years from now I think but the idea is if if if Biden came out and was like guys got some news we've detected a Mothership it's coming to the planet in a year we don't understand anything about who they are other than they must have extraordinary techn ology based on what we've seen of their ship I'm good the whole planet the next few years would just be getting ready NASA anthropologists philosophers scientists defense people what do we do if they want to [ __ ] us up what what what do we do how do you interact with aliens uh but having these tech people say we are about to have a brand new
species essentially a technological species and AGI is coming to the planet that will surpass us as as as far as being able to um solve problems it will know everything it's going to be here in about a year maybe two years you would think the reaction to that would be okay we've got to get ready for this what does that mean what's going to happen and maybe we can't get ready maybe that's what this scramble is all about that we just have to [ __ ] die screaming Merry Christmas ho ho maybe it can't be solved just like Australia epicus couldn't figure out how to make a plane it's it we're not prepared for it it and we're not supposed to last we're supposed to carry on to the next thing and the next thing will still be us that's what's going to be weird the next thing is going to still be us we just want us to stay us like this we want you know [ __ ] Blue songs and we want to drink whiskey sure we want to smoke cigarettes we want to like get in fist fights we want to we want us to stay us it's you know it's not going to happen I'm sure if you could travel back in time and there was an intelligent semi intelligent uh version of humanity one of our ancestors who still had a a workable tale and you're like hey I want to show you what you're going to grow into and probably there'd be a lot of things they're excited about whoa cars incredible Jesus Christ you can [ __ ] in your own house yeah wow but then they would see that we didn't have tails and they like whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm not doing that if I lose my tail so this is for sure the sort of cultural drama that we're seeing is and and you know the the trans controversy uh there's aspects to it where like yeah AB why why dude shouldn't be in sports but the reality is where we're going is going to make that controversy seem like nothing not only that it seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary path towards a genderless societ Society wouldn't you have that Society if you wanted to tame the wild primate wouldn't you have that Society be completely addicted to plastic they use plastic for everything which is an endocrine disruptor so you have these plastic and these chemicals that get
into the body lower testosterone shrink dicks shrink taints Dr Shon swans they shrink taints yeah yeah yeah shanon Swan have you ever talked to her I didn't know that taint could drink I you should talk no well it's in it's in utero so this is what happens when you introduce mammals to her book is called I think it's countdown countdown that's right I I used to remember it um it's a great book uh she's she's really fun too she's a really fascinating person but what they found is with mammals when you introduce phalates which are these Plastics like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them into um pregnant women or pregnant mice um the the babies have smaller taints and then taint is one of the best ways to distinguish a male or a female in mammals in males the taint is 50 to 100% longer is it really called the taint they don't call it the taint they have a word for it she told me but she calls it the taint because she's fun she has she has a thing on her website called the jizz quiz it's very funny she's very funny and she's you know a really distinguished Professor but um what she's saying essentially is that these Plastics are lowering hormone levels they are uh lowering birth rate levels they're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have so that all these things she believes are completely connected and that this uh hormone disruptor that is on these Plastics is causing people to become sicker and a little bit deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because they're being poisoned right if you were uh Society like if you were going to get to where the aliens are they they look genderless don't they yeah sure don't you think that's probably us in the future aren't you glad they're genderless sure can you imagine if the Grays had big swinging dicks giant Hogs it would be horrible those gray pictures would be very different very different standing over your bed jacking off in your face horrible yeah while you're paralyzed you're like sitting there like oh this you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I think that um we are Clan ining to this idea of male and female look I I think currently there are male and females for sure and this is why I'm completely opposed to biological males who have mental illness
and that's what gender dysphoria is even if you're being kind it's a mental illness whatever it is you're not well in who you are you wish you were a different gender I fully support you that's not what I'm but you can't compete with biological females we can't pretend that you're a biological female because we want you to feel good you have massive physical advantages they've been clearly documented anybody who says any differently is full of [ __ ] talk to Riley Gaines right talk to her she's the expert in this [ __ ] she had to go through that [ __ ] with swimming it feels crazy to me that you have to say that it's so crazy it's so crazy that you have to say that to liberals who always wanted to protect women the whole thing is Bonkers but it just goes to show you it's not real this idea of left and right is not real right these are just masks that people put on these are just a conglomeration of opinions that people adopt they most people have not thought most of the things through they don't have the time they have to work all [ __ ] day they have a family maybe they have a hobby they're trying to get out and play Hoops with their friends maybe they get together with their buddies and they want to play video games one night a week you know like Jesus Christ they don't have [ __ ] time to pay attention to all this crazy [ __ ] and that's what's really going on most people are just like deciding that you know I'm a progressive I will repeat Progressive talking points I will violently defend a woman's right to choose and they get into these patterns and then the same thing happens on the right the exact same thing exact same thing that's why like the right is against the war in Ukraine and the left is supporting it it's like this is like Vietnam and reverse the whole thing is [ __ ] bananas right you know the right is insisting on Free Speech they were the [ __ ] that were censoring everybody I know they wanted to lock Howard Stern up in jail he had to fight the F they sued him they his [ __ ] parent company had to play untold amounts of money I don't even how much money did Howard Stern's company get find it was hundreds of thousands of dollars if not Millions yeah insane amounts of money the [ __ ] government was trying to shut down a radio guy for
talking [ __ ] it's crazy so and now that's the left it's just patterns man it's just patterns where people can justify certain behaviors because it aligns with their ideology that's right and also where it gets really [ __ ] up is you are dancing to a song that basically there's like here's two songs there's two songs you can dance to the right song or the song of the left the the metronome is beating out two I guess somewhat different rhythms people dance to those they get in fights over you got to do our dance meanwhile there's a million other songs out there you could be dancing to and there's songs that are much older than America much older than than maybe the planet itself which is that's why I I really think uh it's creepy these the the way that like uh Christianity or any religion where there's theism it's in the list of things that should be decried by an intelligent person we shoot down this notion of God we shoot down this or that but all of these religions at the very least they give you a new song to dance to that isn't [ __ ] War drums that is you know what I mean and they don't like that they don't like that because suddenly you're supposed to be perturbed like you know that stupid it's also the arrogance of intellectualism you know you get really smart and these idea these fairy tales seem Preposterous to you that's right and you don't want to accept that maybe what it is is a moral scaffolding that keeps Society glued together and it's probably based on some truth there's some of it that seems to be a history of the world oh and also the the to most people that I have encountered who have a lot of people have encountered who are rejecting this religion or that it's I get it it's religious trauma I just ran into somebody at Best Buy recognized we had a long conversation religious trauma they were raised in some kind of like form of spiritual abuse and in that abuse snake handlers Bingo and they but but but listen if you want to handle snakes great the problem is if you tell a kid to disregard their rational mind if in in other words the introduction into the conversation of questions regarding this or that are are are not met with like oh yeah that's a good question I don't know uh but are met with you're going to hell
you're going to hell you're demon possessed so then you experience that and of course you must reject the thing it's like when you when you have a hangover and you smile tequila you can't connect so I get it but the the the main thing is what's what I love about religion or Christianity is it's like just try it on for size what happens if you pray I know you don't believe and it sounds insane what the [ __ ] are they talking about sounds absolutely nuts I know it sounds absolutely nuts now what happens if you pray just for a few days what happens if you pray and then once you start doing the experiment it starts off with like this is just I'm going to do it it's probably [ __ ] opium of the m mes but then you realize you're getting pulled in not in a bad way but right away there seems to be some feeling of connection some sense of something a little different than what you're used to experiencing and sometimes that can get really scary for people and they're like [ __ ] this no it's getting me and it's like to me that that should be the experiment of any um anyone who's skeptical and if you're skeptical about Christianity or any religion you should be you should 100% be skeptical of oh it's like what Mark Twain said religion is what happened when the first con man met the mer first fool you you should be skeptical but if you read the gospels and you realize like the part of the story there is an invitation to connect on your own you don't need the priest class right you don't have to listen to the [ __ ] rules you don't have to like it's just between you and the Eternal and see what happens right to me that's the that's the number one thing is just investigate explore and don't let anyone subvert your rational mind use that as a form of connect connecting with the thing even if you connect via rejection it's still worth like a wholehearted exploration at the very least to experience a cultural trance I don't think that's what it is but um maybe what that cultural trance is is a this is like it's a pattern that you can con you can follow that can connect you to the Divine and there's a bunch of these different patterns this pattern might be
Buddhism this pattern might be Islam this pattern might be even Mormonism even Scientology I definitely Scientology I think all of them all all of them can be distorted all of them can be subverted all of them can have those guys that have private jets and rolls-royces and you know those [ __ ] crazy Arena guys all of it all of it can go in that direction but all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that's that seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instincts that's right and getting away from and also connecting to each other and transcending State propaganda like this is the this is like a my f favorite verse in the Bible they're trying to check trick Jesus they I don't know they're asking imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus I would try I got it maybe [ __ ] that dude would be cool if you could I'm GNA bring out three card money we're get him imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three card money and getting suckered in you're like hey I thought you were the [ __ ] I thought you were the guy hey man that don't don't do that he's don't understand it's not the same card oh my God Jesus Christ you don't have any more shekels you're out of shekel is that what they use shekels I guess what they have back then I don't know Denarius what kind of uh dollars did they have what uh unit of money was around when Jesus super good question I wish I knew it be a clever thing to say shekel sounds good though shekels is a fun name for coins shekel shekel was it shekels I got a this comes up with a Phoenician shekele and a half sheele let's [ __ ] go [ __ ] shekel let's [ __ ] go it's shekel son there you go there's oh yeah so imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three card Mony like Jesus we just stick to being the [ __ ] Messiah are you doing yeah why are you here again he gets hustled in a basketball game like Jesus you're going to question you're not good at basketball and you can't run in those [ __ ] sandals are you doing this you can turn water into wine let's sell [ __ ] wine money in basketball he plays horse with people he keeps missing wow that would really be weird Jesus would have to be really good at
badminton he plays badminton he's got to win he's got to win well I'm not going to leave your Jesus if you can't wrestle if you're bad at pinball if you get pinned if you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match like what the [ __ ] dude dude yeah he's got to be somebody rear necked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match you're doing it and you're like I I don't knowes he doesn't know what the [ __ ] to do he doesn't know [ __ ] he's a whitee Bel why is he in this competition they Jesus goes to the UF Open golf tournament and every's like Jesus [ __ ] sucks at golf he he can't even [ __ ] hit the ball right somebody show him how to hit the ball Dan White why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC Jesus is playing pickle ball just falling down not good at pickle ball people would be so disappointed in Jesus everything the way he walked just bow a gutter ball every time you [ __ ] dummy what are you doing farts in the car just that you gota like dude roll the window down just you everybody smelled back then I think farts probably like cleared the air a little oh something interesting to smell some new thing instead of of these shitty asses I smell everywhere I just read that they used to think smelling farts in a jar would cure diseases what it doesn't how do you save a fart in a jar got cancel my subscription how do you mail that there was some young lady that we we featured on the podcast at one point in time was making a ton of money farting jars yeah selling farts dude that's incredible I hope she didn't even fart in those jars I I hope those dummies it wasn't even that long says 2014 no smelling farts in a jar does not cure disease it does look you don't know you don't know read that in 2014 news my chiropractor told me that smelling farts was the way to go these claims are based on a university of exiter press release that was not about smelling farts imagine have you heard of this this new medication they're giving cows to make them fart less there you go during the plague oh yeah yeah that almost what you said that's not that's not far off from what this says just something better to farts the Great Plague of London the 1600s was a scary time the public was willing to just about a stay healthy including
sniffing a jar of their own farts back then doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via deadly air vapor and that a foul smelling substance could dilute the pollution as such some locals apparently took to storing their farts and J cars just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff honey open the fart cabinet open the old vintage farts I'm going to get them farts from when I was 23 and I had a good gut biome dude like that's so hilarious that is so [ __ ] crazy I want to know how long it lasted because I for what I understand that you can't really fart in a jar and keep it there by the time you seal it up it's probably sealed up with so much oxygen there's only one way to find out get AI already to fart in a jar [ __ ] in there and lie to you he's so gross AR just shits publicly he's out of his mind how do you get the fart in the jar I guess you put the jar up to your housle when you about got fart you cap but then you got to get the cap on Fast Qui real quick like a ninja Jamie can you you're going get a little bit of air in there you know what I mean it's like moonshine it's not 100% alcohol you don't you use a tube if you were a pro yeah you would use a tube a tube going into the jar you would have like a a diaper big like like a gas diaper with like completely sealed to your ass like a covid mask and then you would just fart into that tube and it would go into that jar and then you'd have you'd do it all day long there' be a robot there that would like seal that jar off pure how do you know when your Jar's what if you gave me a half ass fart I want a real fart or just a the jar only has like yeah a little fart I want a 3:30 a.m. Taco Bell fart dude that's what I want I want one of those f where you're in the car and you buy a taco belt and you immediately hate yourself here's a study on it they uh use it depends on the contain a study on farts and you might need to use glass versus Metal containers oh my God dissipates over days obviously who did oh my God some awesome scientists Hine and jaia why is it called anal wait that can't be real anal chemistry it's like a no that's my study my field of study anal chemistry just go with that oh my God
Jesus Christ literally I mean you um farting in jars the sad thing the sad thing about that article though cuz it comes out and so that means there's people who think farts in a jar and cure cancer and that means that somebody was laying in bed dying and someone who loved them came up and said I know this is going to seem weird dad but I need you to smell this and like there there was people D but again this brings us back to the placebo effect could work because I think almost everything works it just doesn't work when your streets are filled with sewer you know I think that was what everybody was dying of back then they horrible [ __ ] terribly unsanitary conditions everywhere everything was covered in [ __ ] everything was [ __ ] shitty water [ __ ] in your no running water and you have a bunch of people living together you have horrible diseases according to the their study one of those jars if found could maybe have the fart from the 17th century wow now that's a horror movie right there like you find like a 17th century fart you sniff that fart and then you immediately turn into like one of those 28 Days Later zombies and then it spreads super this virus has had a chance to adapt and evolve and plan its strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans because it doesn't have to die so it lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years figure out through the Multiverse how to communicate with other other bacteria everywhere viruses R virus just like the later which there's a new one coming out maybe here's the other thing maybe that is the Fountain of Youth maybe the thing they're trying to hide from us the most obvious thing is if you smell an aged fart you're going to the reverse age yeah maybe snake oil works there's a science Harvest how do you harvest it the best way to harvest is underwater use water the bubes not not don't try to catch the fart in there you know yeah you got to be accurate can can be accurate with your farts Jamie can you YouTube smelling but then how do you close the gap you got to slide a lid in there you might get a little water in your farts yeah that's fine that's not
you can't have farts and the water together they're separate they're separate things oh so when you open it it'll be pure farts but a little bit of water at the bottom how do I know that the water is diluting and slowly washing the farts over 200 years not Jamie can you scroll up a little bit Yeah fart science in my degre fart is it sorry can you pull that up again I just I find it interesting that someone wrote an entire essay on how to do this will you go back to the beginning I just want to read the how do you introduce the story here how do you bring this up to a [ __ ] person where you want a grant I recently caught my four-year-old nephew attempting to fart into a jar in the hopes of saving it for later to surprise grandma this is not the first time I've encountered a little boy with a dream of bottling his own farts years ago my younger cousin let's call him Jay had a whole shelf of dated mates and jars in their bar he was very proud of his collection that kid is killing cats that's a [ __ ] serial killer he's got a [ __ ] shelf of dated jars of his farts what a [ __ ] psychopath Jeffrey dmer he has nothing better to do that just fart in jars I wanted to show you my jar collection those are my farts now that's New Year's Eve and he's torturing animals that's a fart when September 11th happened that was a fear fart oh my god oh my god wow Duncan we got to wrap this up unfortunately what a joy what a joy always thanks for having me on Jo we could just do another eight hours in a row easily easily easily I didn't even have to pee once I know like me either I don't know what happened usually you have to piss like four times for this I know we were locked in uh I appreciate you very much brother love you to death you're one of my favorite people you really are you are too man you're a real treasure and these are some of my favorite podcasts of all time this is a weird combination of the two of us I love it we sink up in the weirdest way man it's the best man it is uh that's it man I love you Merry Christmas love you too har CHR Merry Christmas bye everybody bye [Music] [Applause] [Music]