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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day I used to have a dog that had terrible I mean just I don't out I'm always traveling and also like I'm not real good with discipline of like someone else you know like I don't know to train a dog so I just let him do anything so I think it was hilarious he'd be like chewing on something check that out like he shouldn't do that I was like yeah [ __ ] it let him like I just liked the idea that he was walking [Laughter] it made me happy it's very bad though if you know your dog bites somebody oh he's always just humping stuff and like e he was a ridgeback oh Rhian ridgeback oh but in my mind I'm like well why do I want to rain tyranny on this dog and be like he needs to sit he needs to I kind of likeed that he was like this little psycho that would hump things and that's fun but you got to be able to control them yeah I know I couldn't yeah how old were you back then I was young like 31 or something at the time it was like young it's not that young young to me dude I didn't become an adult for a while for like six months ago yeah yeah about four years I think M no but that dog I would open the door he would just Dart and I was like yeah this dog is unhinged I let him you liked it yeah I liked it was cool yeah I've had some crazy dogs but it's like you got to train them they have to listen to you I I had a lot of pitbulls when I was oh nice you have they have to listen you look like a pit bull they have to have like they have to have a sense that you're the boss you have to be kind and sweet you love them but you're the boss like you have to train them I trained my dog diligently I like treat Sit Stay line make him stay for five minutes and then give him a big treat and hug him and kiss him you got to like make sure they [ __ ] listen well that was the problem is that I would literally like he would be doing something and I'd be like he doesn't respect me and I would think like it was just it was that's as simple as it was my dog he saw me as like a cool guy he didn't respect me he was your friend yeah exactly so like I leave him with his dog trainer in Sherman Oaks and the dog trainer would send me videos and he'd be like look and
I would I would think look at me my money's going to good he look at what my dog is doing he's doing a little turn and but it's cuz he respected that guy and so then he would come back to my house he just piss on the couch while he's laying there and I'm going wait what was all that stuff he learned he goes my dog's looking at me going not for you yeah you're my friend yeah you're the cool guy [ __ ] roommate bro we were buds we both dogs which is a metaphor for my life too like I I was the fun piss on the couch guy but at some point you got to grow up and be disciplined you really do and you don't have as much fun but you the fun that you have you appreciate oh for sure yeah cuz it's like it's not out of control yeah my dog that I have now is the first dog that I've ever had that was so easy to train it's like I didn't even train them and it's a golden aren't they kind of dumb is that no my dog's very smart what's the dumb breed they're just sweet they're sweet so people think they're dumb but he understands words like I'll say not that door dude let's go in this side door and he turns around and goes towards the side door like he's he gets it like he's a [ __ ] smart dog but training him was like that really oh my God first of all goldens have no resistance they don't want to fight they don't want to they never grow of people they never if they bark it's they see something weird they never bark at people like they're just the sweetest dogs so they just want you to be your their friend so like teach them to sit was like real easy it was like sit I push his butt down and then I I give him a little treat and then and then I'd say sit he just sit down love it give him a treat and then next day he was like sit he sat Pat him on the head give him a kiss he now he just listens it was that's also the metaphor for for humans we like to have a little uh approval like it's less than it's less of the treat and the pat on the head I made happy yeah they're the most like people those dogs they're the most like people what's the dumb bre cuz I don't want to keep doing this there's a lot of Dum sometimes I'll see like a Dalmatian and then I'll ask the that one poor little Carl Carl was Carl's not the brightest but his brain my thumb it's notes have a big
head they're cute though that's love the [ __ ] out of that dog he's so jacked too look how jacked is his little muscles he's in constant shape well him and Marshall like go to war like he just when when Marshall's here like Carl gets so tired from playing with my dog cuz my dog doesn't fight back so he just totally takes advantage of it just throws himself at him like a torpedo but when it's over he like can't breathe he's like oh yeah yeah cuz his he was bred to not it's got nose it's got no [ __ ] nasal cavity it's it is a weird dog that used to be a wolf they look like aliens but so [ __ ] weird that humans turned a wolf into that [ __ ] thing I think it's our best invention it's a pretty cool job like not saying it's an ethical thing or a smart I mean it's kind of like you know if you knew what you were doing to a wolf it's kind of [ __ ] up but but it doesn't need to survive that thing yeah he's got Jame he's got us he's he's in the safest place in America right now like when you see those ladies that carry him around them little purses got a dog carrying around with their purse that's like that used to be a wolf that's wild they're trying to do that to us what I know that's the problem just keep your dogs they're trying to do that to don't change me they want to do it to everybody if KLA won we would have been one step closer to poodles that's right yeah every day I was getting closer that's why I'm single too just trying to hold on to any freedom I got it's you got to find someone that you jive with that gets you and that's what's hard is like people want to change people girls look at guys they look at some guys like a project like I know know he doesn't want to settle down I know he doesn't want this but if I could just get him to start changing the way he dresses I know and then I'll get him to do the open the guard door for me like my hands don't work I know I'm still I'm the ridgeback we were just talking about where I'm going just let me be wild let me like you know like I I I'll spend like 24 hours with a woman and I just enjoy every second of it I enjoy every like all the affection the door opening I enjoy these kind of things you know taking care of someone showing them how you open up the car door do that yeah I like that but I'll show them my life you
know hey these are my comedy buddies and watch me go kill on stage and oh I got this I'll pay for everything and about like at a 24 hours of my brain I'm like all right I got to get out of this like how like how do I maybe you're overdosing maybe it's like binge drinking yeah you know if you have a glass of wine with dinner you don't feel like like oh get that [ __ ] wine away from me you drink like Bert Cher you drink [ __ ] boxes of wine ber would get on the treadmill and drink box of wine on the treadmill ber suffers from the same disease Patrice had he doesn't know how like he so this one-of-a-kind person that everything he says and all the advice he tries to give don't work for anyone else because he one of a kind so he'll say here's what you got to do and you go that doesn't apply to me do you know what I'm saying we can't be on a treadmill drinking a box of wine and then go to a show for 200 Grand we're different people he can keep going I've never seen anyone like him he's a freak athlete believe it or not like I believe that Tom sagur played him in a game of tennis and Tom got a tennis coach they had this like this big tennis match they even did it on like one of those your mom's house live screens you know like they made a big deal out of it big tennis match Bert destroyed him oh yeah drunk giant belly serves like a pro he said he literally serves like a [ __ ] division one college player I didn't know that about him pretty impressive he goes what the [ __ ] he goes his serve is insane that makes total sense I mean I'm not yeah I'm like somewhat surprised yeah just got it this episode is brought to you by the farmer dog dogs are amazing they're loyal they're lovable like just having Marshall around can make my day 10 times better and I'm sure you love your dog just as much and you want to do your best to help them live longer healthier happier lives and healthy life for your dog starts with healthy food just like it does for us there's a reason having a balanced diet is so important so how do you know if your dog's food is as healthy and as safe as it can be well Farmer's dog gives you that peace of mind by making fresh real food developed by board certified nutritionist to provide all the nutrients your dog needs and their
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down then he binges up again he gets crazy again he lost like 60 lbs and got real fit didn't drink for like three months yeah and then he just goes crazy again yeah has a good time I love him though but I was just saying like the advice thing like did you ever work with Patrice or know him good yeah one time I New York this is the late great Patrice Neil I'm going through a thing with a girl at the time and you know people ask you how you're doing and if you're sad I'm a pretty honest guy I just go you know this my my girlfriend's driving me crazy she's back at you know the apartment in when I was in New York she's back I'm it's just stressing me out I need to get on stage have a good time have some drinks I need to like just whatever he goes here's what you do man you're a good-looking guy and I was like yeah I'm don't think I'm going to get advice from Patrice you know this will be great he goes you a good- looking guy man bring another girl home right is that what he said he like goes I've seen the way these girls look over at you around there you find one of these [ __ ] you have a good time don't worry about what's back at the apartment then when the time comes bring her back bring her back to your uh apartment and say yo this is me this is you know you got to deal with this [ __ ] and if you a and I was like Patrice Patrice you're my hero I love you terrible advice terrible advice you're going to get me murdered you're going to get murdered also that's just not the type of women I hang out with they're not going to be fine with that yeah that's a very specific type of woman who already probably going to murder you yeah exactly yeah time's ticking on that exactly I had a friend of mine that said that he was GNA he I talk my girlfriend into doing a threesome and if I had the same exact feeling as someone saying to me hey I started making my own bombs right you go don't do the Jesus I'm going to die yeah exactly but I think that that's what you should think when you hear your heroes or Bert tell you anything just just just know their lives are different than yours some certain one-of aind people that you just got to say like not everybody can do that like Bert went and got a liver screen and canc he's fine yeah he's fine he can do it he's fine he
wrong he he goes and gets his health checked and his health is fine he's 50 years old yeah he's still going hard how old is Bert now he's got to be deep into his 40s think's but Bert will be like don't quit drinking have a good time and then some guy's like I'm hitting my wife again dude this booze is he was probably drunk when he said that you know like he probably got that probably took some time off and then had a drink started feeling good I want to tweet some advice yeah it was one of those things because I love him and some a lot of the comments were like oh another comedian not understanding another comedian I was just I was like no it's not that I love bird if you knew our relationship you'd get it like I where we're good I just want people to know if you do have a problem it's okay to quit you know you don't have especially you as a person who quit yeah I was just saying hey you know this is a sensitive subject for some people it is because some look I have certain friends that uh have recovered from alcoholism and this one buddy that I had that used to drink he would drink and then his eyes would glaze over like a sharks like the pupils would be gone and he wasn't there anymore like go Bob's gone now this's [ __ ] drunk Bob drunk Bob totally different human being yeah for sure he would black out all the time not remember things like you don't remember what you did like he didn't remember anything I was that guy I would be fun fun fun till it wasn't fun dude I think it's a genetic thing yeah I mean I I'm guessing um but I I never had that yeah so I've got to assume that it's a genetic I've gotten [ __ ] up before I've gotten really drunk I've never like I need to get drunk I've never been like I need to get drunk but I I have friends that I have one gear dude so there's a thing yeah one gear one gear if we're going to smoke weed I smoke all the weed and you know what I'm saying if going Coke you're going to Tiana right yeah I become king coke guy you know why do one Viagra when I can do six viagras you know like I just don't have a and that's why also like it works to my benefit you know the first time I said I'm going to do standup I never stopped like I was up there I was obsessed did you ever get hit in the head real hard um yeah I played a lot of like sports growing up
so yeah I got hit I've had two really serious concussions where I went to the hospital yeah that's you think that's it yes oh interesting yeah I two big on I lost I mean I'm not a psychologist or psychiatrist but I do know that that is one of the side effects of brain injury is that you you lose impulse control interesting yeah I've got no Governor which works good you know it works good for some things like you know like I said when I'm hanging out with a girl like I'm best boyfriend ever I'm King you know but and then it's got to be extremely not right you know there's kind of these extremes yeah you got to get to know someone if you're diving in with someone for 24 hours 48 hours and you just met them like the chances of you guys driving perfectly are not that good it's like not even 5050 if you get lucky you find the girl of your dreams and then hey we've been together we we hung out together for 2 days in a row and then [ __ ] we were married 6 months later we live happily ever after that's real that can I've met people like that it can happen but generally right first of all when you meet someone you're barely meeting them you're meeting the thing that they put on when they want someone to like them it's performative a little for sure I always say to young guys try to become the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid wait say it again try to be become the person that you're pretending to be when you're trying to get laid I like that just be that person and you never have to pretend I love that I I I believe that outside of the idea of relationships so like I always say like uh and I probably heard this somewhere I read it somewhere but like the idea of like you can be like your heroes yes you know what like what do you like about the person you say you like right they're kind okay so just be kind that's what people like you know or oh I like that guy cuz he's down to earth yes so then you should try to be down to earth you know it's very you just you uh you should be like the people people you don't and you can also have anti-heroes me and my parents have a very tumultuous relationship and so that's a positive for me cuz I'm going I don't want to be like that or that quality I don't want to be like and so for me it was always lazy people I I had like a severe
disdain for lazy people like and I'm aggressive disdain I'd be angry at people if they were lazy when I was a young man is because I was so scared of being lazy I was so I was so scared of being a loser that I if I saw any laziness in people I'd get angry which is weird cuz you love pot yeah but that it's a lot of pot guys are just they're happy with their laziness yeah it's not me man I know you're the opposite you're like the most productive pothead I've ever known it's not a to me it doesn't Slow Me Down it makes me think more and when I think more I think about all the [ __ ] I need to get done and I think about like how I'll feel if I don't accomplish what I don't accomplish like if I don't put in the work I I start freaking out what's your exact strand cuz that's the one everyone needs whatever the Strand is you're doing I like sativas over indicas but I don't like to get super duper High I just I know it's like drunk it's like I like two drinks two drinks and I go on stage I'm the life for the party we're all friends come on what's up four drinks and I'm like what did I just talk about five minutes ago make sure I don't repeat my jokes you know make sure I don't bring up something that I'm not sure where it goes yet you know like I didn't I didn't look at my not before I went on stage like I can't four drinks is too much or you go I'll scrap these first four parts of the bit and just do this joke and you're like why'd you scrap those drunk I just jumped right to that part Pop makes me really consider all the things I'm not doing it makes me call friends and check in on them love that it makes yeah it makes me like way more like kind and compassionate and friendly I want to hug people mushrooms does that for me same thing yeah yeah that one was like a lifechanging thing for me because I was like I I don't know I'm trying to explain something scientific that I don't know nothing about but if I had to describe how it felt it felt like it connected things for me where I was like oh I need to be a little bit more I need to work on this or I need to check in with so and so or I need to let go of that and that was all because of um I kind of came back a different guy after mushrooms well I think one of the primary things that it does is it dissolves your egoo and the
ego I think is a giant cage that we all live in and you can kind of see the world from outside the cage but the ego is there're protecting you from reality sometimes the ego there protecting you from your understanding of your own mistakes which we all have and some some people [ __ ] themselves but they keep it in the back of their head the ego is what's doing all that for you and it's doing that as like this little Shield this little cage that you put in that allows you to move through the world and mushrooms just takes that down and then you just get to see the world for what it really is and see you for where you really are and then see like some of the behaviors that you always regret about yourself or you go why am I doing that like what is that and then you can kind of see the the roots of it all or and you see the cause and effect of interactions with people I remember one time I had a psychedelic experience and uh I was closing my eyes and I saw positive thoughts as a different pattern like I had a negative thought and the pattern turned like dark and then I had a positive thought like oh no no no don't think negative any went like flowered open these beautiful patterns and then it was like the thing like the mushroom was telling me that's the way to go right that's the way to go that perception you can lean into negativity if you want to you want to be a [ __ ] there's plenty of [ __ ] out there but there's people out there that are doing that they're filled with anxiety it's wrecking their life just nice people love being wronged yeah they do it's such a treat for them to hold on to their wrong how the things they've been wronged and the and so like that's a such a great way to describe that cuz really the my failures and my flaws and the things I want to work on and all that stuff are the connection like that's when like when I was able to go man I think I really have a problem here and I need I need some help people were excited to help me right because it gave them a chance to help and serve and connect and so as opposed to me thinking I needed to pretend I didn't have a problem or they wouldn't be my friends it made them so much better friends knowing like oh we can help them want so and that's just I keep using sobriety as an example but just in general the
connection is that you know conne is everything like real connection with people is everything and you got to have good people around you like this whole idea of being nice and being cool some people can't be nice they're surrounded by [ __ ] they're surrounded by people that are [ __ ] with them and taking from them and ruining their life and interjecting in their life and they just like oh they have to stand up for themselves for sure but you've got to at least aspire to get into a better situation in life and surround yourself somehow there's a way I've done it you've done it surround yourself with nice people 100% it can be done find a group find a friend find a church find a be that person so that you attract those people again like try figure it out I was describing my buddy Chris the other day like like what I think the problem is uh with kind of like modern times that's kind of vague but it's like I see I've always seen my life as like I got dealt a card of hands you know some of those cards real good and some of the cards not good but that's the hand I was dealt right we've all been dealt some hand of cards a lot of people bad ones some people really good ones it we've just been dealt to hand and I I thought to myself how can I play these cards I didn't start bitching about the rules of Poker like I did I didn't start going hey deor that let's maybe we should change the whole board like no I just all I can do is play my hand right yeah and I think and I I think that like that's kind of how I'm viewing modern times where people would rather complain about the rules of Poker instead of just playing their hands the best way they could well it's outcasts for the first time get collectively as a group and then act like bullies so they act like people have acted to them like the most you know that's that old expression hurt people hurt people right so the nastiest meanest people online I find other than like white radical white supremacist Nazis and [ __ ] just you're talking about social issues the the meanest people are the leftwing people for whatever reason espe now and this is not to say there's not some [ __ ] out there that are rightwing people there's a ton of them yeah but I just it's commonplace for people who consider
themselves good people toch a na and they what a na is to do with do with hating Jews you know you just be voted Republican oh you're a fascist okay you tell me first of all what does that mean yeah you tell me what that means tell me what that word Define that word you throw that word around so often yeah and there's a word that there's a lot of there's a lot of definitions of that word right-wing you know authoritarian government all that stuff but also like forcing people to behave and think in a certain way that's what they hate about religion yeah they claim they hate religion CU religious people tell them what to think and do relig and then they do a religious Act of being like a liberal going if you don't think like me you must be bad 100% racism is their devil and it's okay to hate the devil and so they try to hate it do you know who Mark andreon is he's a brilliant uh venture capitalist like super genius guy and been on my podcast a couple times he broke the whole woke thing down as a religion and like explained how you can get excommunicated and cast out and that's and people are fearful of that so they stay inside the lines there's a Doctrine they all follow they're using race because guess what who would want to be friends with a races it's also gender it's also like stupid [ __ ] like you could be non-b if you're a white man you got nowhere to go hey I can't be I can't even be like [ __ ] with like nothing no one's discriminating against me you can become non-binary you're like oh great you can still [ __ ] girls 100% just have to say you're they them well for like in my like for what I've like in my observation like the left used to be really like the cool the progressive side the nice side the good side whereas to now like I'm like listen to yourselves you don't like rich people right you're mad at everyone wealthy you're mad at the super wealthy you hate uh Jim Bros you hate frat guys you hate uh straight white guys you hate Boomers you're mad at your grandparent you you seem to not like a lot of people yeah for being the most just completely generalizing right also where's our empathy I think if I ever met like a crazy right-wing which I never have met any of these Nazis they're talking about but if I did meet
one I believe that I could have some empathy for them and some sympathy and go they're just dumb yeah they're not evil they're just they can be they can be like convinced otherwise they're also they're also programmed right it's generally they're programmed by the people around them yeah but where's our I watched this documentary on Netflix it was about like the KKK and the woman who made the documentary was like a kind of a cute Muslim girl and she like interviewed actual white nationalists and and KKK members and she brings them into this thing and what I learned from that documentary what I got from it was that like oh they don't even really believe this they just wanted a group they wanted a daddy they wanted someone to like they thought to themselves I can hate black people I mean if uh if they're over there I don't ever have to confront one and I don't ever have to be and and when they will meet a black guy they'll go well not you we're talking about the idea they're not even talking about that actual person and the girl in the documentary goes well you know that you let me in and you've been very nice to me and I'm a Muslim woman and the guy's like well not you we're talking about yeah so it's because they just wanted a group like you right they just wanted a group like like black gang members Or Hispanic ms19 whatever these groups are whatever your little group is whatever your baseball team they needed a group they need a group and their group was like can hate some people I've never seen before yeah and that's why it's so dangerous like groups like um where where they getting trapped because uh the uh the governor Whitmer case do you know that case these guys conspired to to kidnap the governor of uh Michigan Michigan yeah and uh there's 14 people involved 12 of them were FBI informance oh yeah I mean so he got these two dudes who just wanted to be in a group yeah that's it two guys hey man we're going to kidnap it we going to take over the government [ __ ] it that's hilarious yeah they just wanted some [ __ ] yeah red Riders I'm in I'm in what time I probably had a name for their gang they were cool they're called they had a group chat probably felt real cool group chat we're make some change we're getting a duct tape Vigilantes yeah meanwhile these two guys
thought they were cosplaying and then they got arrested like I didn't know I didn't really plan on doing it wasn't even my idea It's Tricky another problem I've noticed too along these lines is like let's say we're in a group let's say we have some group and then we find out one of the guys in our group did a bad thing but we got we got to pay our bills right we got a group and also we do we do have kind of camaraderie so a Bad Thing groups like to do is cover up for that person right so like it's not like every Catholic priest I've heard all your terrible bits at the comedy clubs about the Catholic priests from every comic I know it's not like all the ones were fine with sexually molesting children it's just that there were a lot that did and the church thought this is not going to look good for us let's cover this up it happens in the military sometimes there's some bad guys in the military and they instead of like they they don't want people to think if you send your daughters to the military bad things are going to happen so they kind of internally deal with it you know and that's a bad thing that groups do is that even our own government goes all right let's find a way to cover that up instead of dealing with this because if we just deal with it it's going to reflect poorly on the group what are we going to do with this abene client list let's is it really helping the world deal does Mr Gates need this kind of attention he's out there trying to cure polio leave him alone exactly so you start to think let's protect the group right and we do it in all these ways I think that that's happened with the lgbtq plus whatever I think a lot of gay people are waking up and going why did we let the trans people in this group they're making us look terrible well lesbians are having a real problem with it because there's a lot of trans men who identify as lesbian yes are trans women they say they're a lesbian and they get on lesbian apps and these girls like I'm looking for a vagina 100% what a dick and now they're waking up going ah maybe this maybe the trans struggle was different than the gay struggle but we've let him in the group and now well a lot of gay guys think that the movement is homophobic because you're telling a young gay guy no you're a
woman you're actually a woman well it's one of those things that you got to say some people it must be true because it's always been a thing like to have real gender dysphoria to be in your mind feel like a woman has always been a thing even if you're a guy there's more feminite women that feel like women so it's like that's real but also when you encourage that and you reward people socially for that and then you have pride day at kindergarten and you're you're talking about like sexual orientation people that are nowhere near puberty which is really crazy and then you start like having people that become trans all of a sudden they're amazing where they were just really mediocre before like Bruce Jenner like he was the Goof of the Kardashian show first of all it makes no sense no one's accomplished [ __ ] this [ __ ] was on the cover of weed star he was a star he was a [ __ ] gold medalist and the decathlon and the goddamn Olympics he was a stud he was a stud and meanwhile he's on this show with these influencers and he's just getting nothing he's just mocked he's like I can be a pretty openly mocked he becomes a woman he's Woman of the Year in six months in 6 months he took over the [ __ ] game he's he's a winner it's like a Chinese autistic kid coming into your math class and [ __ ] up the curve how do they get here what's going on here this guy's a j he's got a 287 IQ this is not fair cheating he just came in and took over Superwoman he's everyone loved him until he started saying he was voting for Trump yeah now they hate him which was hilarious like are saying it's okay to misgender her this person call him Caitlyn call her Caitlyn whatever doesn't seem to care right like is fine with you dead naming her what like this is who she is now she's comfortable in her own skin 60 years old out of the closet the whole deal yay but people are I saw this thing online where someone was saying it's okay to misgender Caitlyn Jenner because she voted for Trump so okay okay so transphobia is okay if someone differs with you politically it's crazy like what are you doing you're not being compassionate you're not being kind all these things that you said is only with total compliance are you willing to give people this Grace you must have total compliance to our ideology or you're
cast out of the Kingdom it's a leverage of power even if you're a transom which is like at the top of the oppression list they're above regular poor black people poor Mexicans like poor immigrants trans people they're attacking their own they're like literally like cannibals just going like this one didn't fall in line throw them out yeah it's the wor I also think it's like just a big overcorrection I think I think humans are like guilty of always overcorrecting so it's like we were racist yes historically uh I could go on about that for hours but like let's say that's the idea that we're agreeing with that historically America was racist so now the over correction is anything that is racist must don't ever even accuse a person of color of something wrong because because we have to so overcorrect and we have to say how many black friends we have and say how cool black things are and don't say that their hair is different cuz that that that would be a racist thing or oh we used to be homophobic so now if a guy sucks a dick let's give him a parade let's put him in the White House let's celebrate how exactly let's give him to charge of the [ __ ] guy in the dress who was in charge of nuclear energy let stealing women's clothes yeah just let them suck dick we didn't need them to be in power not exceptional just cuz they wear a dress that's crazy that's a Nutty person you're not virtuous like and that's and like I think that there's a big difference between just letting someone live their life and not and being kind to them in society and not treating them different and giving them all the same rights as opposed to celebrating it I think you're absolutely right it's just an extreme overcorrection what we need to do is just let people be themselves right and figure out who that is but what what is weird is when it becomes encouraged and so then you get like with girls in particular it's they're very vulnerable Abigail shrier wrote a book about this about how many girls that are on the Spectrum get convinced that they're trans and then the problem is there's some states that allow you I think if you're 15 you can go and get uh puberty blockers or uh at the very least you can get testosterone I know you can do that do you know that like Planned Parenthood
is like the number one prescriber of testosterone see if that's true but I think Planned Parenthood prescribes more testosterone than anybody which is really crazy if that's true that's wild because I think in some places they help people with gender transition so and if you're a girl in some states you don't even have to be an adult you can go to them and you don't have the permission of your parents and if you I don't know who you have to consult with or what you have to do but I've heard it's alarmingly easy yeah and then now you're on testosterone and one of the things that testosterone does is alleviates anxiety makes you feel stronger you feel like more alert you're more alive like this this is what I was missing right I was missing test starts like no no you weren't no you weren't that's not a natural part of your body you just added something and now you feel way different but now you're going to change your voice and if you grow out of this and if this is just a face well now you've [ __ ] up your life and you can't ever have children right and there's a bunch of those ladies out there the D transitioners they're stuck with deep voices for their whole lives they're stuck with masculine features they've cut their breasts off and for they adults uh I got in trouble for posting this is that true about planned paranoid I'm hold on I don't want to get sued have you been sued anybody ever SE I did read it in a um I see one article but I don't know if this is a legit it say no it says that but I'm trying to find out I don't know what it's the Dallas express it doesn't seem like that's the number one newspaper on the universe Dallas Express I Dallas Express plan pared among largest suppliers of testosterone right there let's let's see what the numbers are do they say numbers didn't even get 800 visits per year to more than 2500 whole [ __ ] the expression gender affirming care freaks me out man I got in trouble for posting this I said uh if genitals don't define gender how does removing them affirm it oo that's [ __ ] tou that's touche right what are we doing like if you said like I don't need to have a vagina to be a woman then why do I need to remove my penis to be a woman whoa back that up again the number of gender confirming
hormone therapy visits to Planned Parenthood tripled between 2021 and 2023 growing from 800 visits per year to more than 2,500 that's crazy that shows you that it's a social contagion and that's Abigail shri's uh position on it and it's a very compassionate kind position sure and it's about the future of children and them making decisions when they're very impressionable and boy did people attack her they removed it from bookstores they called her transphobic just for literally talking about facts and statistics and the numbers of increased and the psychological effect like what's going on with them psychologically like why are they being led who are these what is the the what what is the actual odds that nine friends all become trans what are the odds that it's almost zero absolutely yeah but then again it is also a real thing like there's always been people that have felt like they should have been a woman and if you're a growing adult and you want to make that decision yeah you do whatever ever you want to do I've met trans people that say they are very happy with what they've done yeah that's great I guess but you got to know what the [ __ ] that is and when you're 13 you don't yeah I don't know if I'd encourage it even in an adult I know that the correct statement for me right now would be like just leave our kids alone but I think that maybe I don't even want to encourage adults I we just got to pursue your own things and I think that's beautiful and I think that's what our country is about but in my mind find a dude who doesn't care about the dick yeah exactly if you're a trans woman find a dude who actually find Jim Norton oh yeah exactly you could find a Jim Norton you could have got a celebrity I mean that's what happened with Jim he's got a transom for a wife he's happy talks about the dick you know what's crazy about the Jim Norton thing is uh that like you know he's with these tough crowd guys he's with all my heroes I looked up to Jim Norton my whole life I love Jim Norton I'm a fan and then they go you know he's uh married to a trans woman and I was like the [ __ ] and and everyone's like oh you Jeff and your trans thing I was like no if I know Jim Norton he wouldn't have got married
that's really what I was shocked about the the institution of marriage he believes in that's ridiculous this Jim N that's the overcorrection you want to show this is really your wife you're going to marry her whereas all the girlfriends all the girls with they little stinky vaginas get out of here out getting married you can't take my last name [ __ ] off I'm waiting for a dick yeah it's very crazy man that's the over correction you but you wouldn't encourage someone and I know that I'm going to take some hits for this but you wouldn't encourage someone who believes belied that they were that their body was fat if it wasn't healthy you know like with an eating disorder and they said Carlson said that you you don't say oh you are fat yeah Joe Joe but I believe I should be and you go you're dying dude right or it's no he what he said it about was anorexics like you never tell an Anor Rex oh you are fat and that's real right people are really out there believing they look in a mirror they're a skeleton but they look in the mirror and they go I'm gross I'm fat exactly you you wouldn't encourage it you would never encourage that you would no there's something wrong correct you would treat it think the other problem is that the whole way they do it you can't orgasm ever again okay and you don't really have a vagina you have this hole right and then you have to keep that hole dilated you have to stick something inside it I think it's like lip jobs like don't get the early ones wait till they get this down don't let people experiment on You by spicing your dick open like a hot dog wait just hang in wait for the iPod Jean Therapy cuz I firmly believe it might not be an hour life time but if maybe in our children or our grandchildren's lifetime Gene editing will get to a place where they will be able to turn you into whatever the [ __ ] you want right and it's probably going to be a nightmare because every guy's going to look like Thor and every woman's going to look like a prime Jennifer Lopez it's like there's not going to be any variations everyone's going to be super hot right there's you're not going to appreciate hot people yeah you will big whoop yeah because like you know when you when a hot woman walks in a room and there's no other hot women ever like whoa one's
here look what I got look what look at her oh my goodness what does she look like naked right but if everybody looks like that it's going to be common place and I think we're going to get to a place where every man's going to look like the Hulk it's just going to be just giant dudes nerds will for sure 100% they're going to be the first to sign up for that all these [ __ ] dudes that go to the coffee shop and sit there with their legs crossed like this can't even do they're [ __ ] their shoulders slump they're going to look like the rock just [ __ ] they're all going be beasts dude you know what's interesting about the like comic book um world all the guys who like they read comics and it's Thor he's got shoulders like you and biceps like you Hulk all these dudes that are just fantastic fantastic Heroes that can give us Justice and beat your enemies but then if they see you at the coffee sh be go look at this douchebag you go what I look like your comic books like if Joe Rogan walked in they should be going holy [ __ ] does he look like that I want to look like that but isn't it also weird that it's like the feeblest men that really love the super powerful men and these fantasy but but not real life but they don't want to just work out to look like them they because that's too hard Jeff but just do it be like your Heroes I go in there and they pick on me yeah exactly true they look at me weird yeah that's part it's so hard if you're like scrawny and you go to a gym for the first time it's so disheartening it's tough and there all these girls with those [ __ ] yoga pants on that you might as well be a pile of [ __ ] to them there's all these big Jack guys doing squash that's motivation baby can you spot me you're spot it's like and you're sitting there with your little [ __ ] 10B dumbbells my arms yeah it takes so long to get slamming weights you guys love to slam weights so long to get strong it takes forever so many reps oh you got to keep doing it you shrink yeah yeah got to come back tomorrow yeah they go we got to do this again tomorrow it's so hard that most people just want to dismiss it but it's fun if you could do it a pill you would all I I tell to anybody can if I could give you a pill and that pill
would give you more energy throughout the day you could pick up anything you carry things around you never have to worry about yourself physically you're you're stronger than most people you meet you know how to fight wouldn't wouldn't you take that pill yeah well you can do that pill stup but it's called hard work absolutely that's all it is that's so true yeah that's all it is and it'll change everything for you it'll change everything for you you know boring to take all those vitamins take the vitamins you [ __ ] [ __ ] open up the cabinet we don't know have I've got to work at chipot sure you got enough protein and enough fat your [ __ ] car is a race car that your don't have have the free time I have a family and everybody has free time you just choose to do it with other things choose to sit there with your [ __ ] phone out scrolling through Instagram and checking your likes and arguing with people on Twitter yeah that's how I feel like like you got plenty of time to go to McDonald's you got time to David Goin has that great quote where he's like he says this guy said to me oh the gym membership's too ex he goes you got a [ __ ] floor where you live you got a ground where where you're at then work out [ __ ] and I love that kind of mentality of like you could do you could do a whole workout right there all you need is a chin up bar that's the only and you don't even need that you can get those things that hang on your door you don't even have to get like a permanent they have good chin up bars now that're like attach to your door frame and they're solid and they hold you in place you screw them in they're they're legit and all you need is that and push-ups body weight squats situps there's a bunch of different yoga EXC you can pick up a rock free rock oh yeah yeah it's not a cool kettle bell with a monkey hate on it but you know you can rocks are heavy rocks are awkward tree branch I I know sand bags 7,000 parks by my house that have a bar that you wouldn't have to buy on Amazon you could just go hang from it yeah yeah those are always good monkey bars those are great that'll do it that's the number one way kids break their [ __ ] arms too oh really yeah my daughter broke her arm on the Monkey Bar I broke my arm in a monkey bar really at school
like she broke it at school park at school and at this that school I was like boy that monkey bar is really high off the ground like these [ __ ] kids are seven like this is crazy I like that though and she's a little reckless Ninja Warrior there yeah well that's what it is all these kids are just trying to have fun but they don't understand their limitations yet that's why it's dangerous to have them in a environment like that cuz they you know but that's how you learn like when we were kids they had those domes and you climb inside kids were perect triangles there's foots in it but they fall this way so rip apart those [ __ ] things what's the Dome one we had a we had an actual like circular one that was little triangles yeah we had one of those too and there was but there was one that was like it was like a half a circle was like a dome with all these monkey bars inside of it and [ __ ] oh that's the one I had yeah we had that and there would always be like one bar missing sometimes like on the thing you'd be like what happened edges and [ __ ] screws sticking out of it but kids always bang their head I bang my head a 100 times on those [ __ ] things it also forces creativity too cuz you're like you know there's no iPad there there's no like uh video there's no Candy Crush so you had to be like all right this is our Igloo that we're going to protect or this I don't know I wonder if that's good everybody wants to like look back to the days and everyone was bored and say and like romantically yeah you make your own fun like H I think if I had a video game it would have been way more fun well we had both I had the ' 90s so we had both like when I was a kid we would play video games all night but during the day there was something fun about uh wrestling you know like the human part of inter so we really were making up things with guns and just like shooting each other and say the best in both worlds yeah we kind but those was before online Media or online social online playing video games either it's just me versus my buddy I think the social media thing is the craziest part of it I think kids are just first of all they're weirdly connected because they all get on Snapchat and then they have a snap map so they know where all their friends are at any given time yeah and
and so they're they're constantly like paying attention to that and and finding each other and they go in groups and they go to this party and oh they're at this party let's go to that party they see them on the maps they're adults you just described adults those aren't even kids anymore they're little kids that are like traveling around with their friends with phones and they only talk through text messages yeah that's adults yeah but which sucks [ __ ] weird it'ss a weird New Life they still do like kids today they still do physical things they still do Sports you know but when we were kids the thing about not having any other influences let especially like social media influences you didn't really aspire to be exactly like other people you know it's like there was PE there was groups of people that you know you gravitated towards being a jock you gravitated towards being an artist you but you didn't try to like completely copy whatever trend is going on nowadays kids are they leave their [ __ ] stupid label and their their Nikes like what is that what is that where it's supposed to be cool to keep your [ __ ] label on your night and they're allag is like look it's a limited edition it's like it's not I made D cut it off I pull the knife out I go cut that off I go what are you a sheep are you a little sheep you got a [ __ ] tag on your Nikes and he did he cut go you're right I go I'm right [ __ ] yeah I'm right who cares if everyone knows white label or whatever it is what is it called it's called an off-white it means that it has that red tag on it yeah stupid [ __ ] it cut it off right in the Green Room cut it off daddy moment for him give him a knife you give you you said hey I'm Dad here you need to this is nonsense you are not doing this I love that you're not going to have a propeller on your hat keep the sticker on your on the thing take that propeller your [ __ ] hat grow up yeah you don't have to have that label when I was a kid dudes would have labels on their hats I hate that they'd buy new hats and they leave the tag or the sticker on the bill is one of my biggest pet peeves the sticker on the bill is stupid take that sticker off take the sticker off why do you have that shiny stupid sticker makes no sense to that's dumb yeah I uh I think that
one thing that I do look backwards and and and think about and this is a mushroom thought for sure this came to me you know whereas like I would say my mom would go why do you need these expensive shoes for school and I didn't have the intelligence at the time to explain it to her but now I look back and I go I I wish I would have said Mom my whole social structure is based on this because I don't have the internet which would later come out I don't have these things when at least in the '90s and the in the late ' 80s when I was grown up Amber Shoemaker was the hottest girl at our school which meant Amber shoemaker's the hottest woman in our universe I didn't go online and go well Amber's not I didn't have anyone else that's the hottest girl you know what I'm saying the coolest guy in our school Anthony Medina was the coolest guy in the world cuz that's our world whereas kids now could go who gives a [ __ ] about Anthony Medina I'm following LeBron and I'm so like we had our own little realities you know so it's like I didn't give a [ __ ] about the uh the Bulls necessarily but if mikee Jensen from my school said the Bulls are cool I like the Bulls I didn't have anywhere to escape to I need to do what I can and I think even before me was probably even better than that I think like when Cowboys roamed the Earth that might have been number one no no no no you don't think so cuz here's why and hear me out that cow let's say we're Cowboys right we're on the ridge line Cowboys like it I like and we Sun's going down yeah Sun's going down house kind with a house or the kind yeah no no but we have a house but we're now on the ridge line with our horses oh we're on the road few days yeah yeah yeah on a trail and say hey buddy let's the sun's going down let's make a fire okay all right but we got to brush the horses we got to do our [ __ ] we're eating our can we see all these twinkling lights out there and we go we got a picture of our lady in our wallet like oh man I can't wait to get home to her you know say some dirty things about her and then I uh would eat my beans and then I'd say I wonder what everyone's doing out there I would just wonder yeah that is a really cute version of what it meant like to be a cowboy here's what it really was like you would stay up be and I would sleep
because we don't want anybody raping and killing us in the middle of the night cuz the Indians have been following us for miles and we don't know they've been following us and we're too stupid reversed by we're too stupid to cold camp okay so we started a fire which makes you really easy to spot and they just wait until that fire starts getting dim and they hear snoring and they come in and they cut you up and they [ __ ] you and they do whatever they want you're supposed to stay awake and well I mean slaughter them we it's only two of us like seven or eight of them and you know back in the musket days there's a lot of reloading timeing I get one of them that's why the commanches dominated this area because they they were using single shot guns that's RAC they were just sitting here peacefully the kames they would not the kames had multiple arrows on their fingers so they' keep like four or five arrows and they would shoot one and they would shoot another one they shoot another one they were just [ __ ] these dudes up I bet it the only thing that saved this entire State the only reason why people were able to conquer was the cult pistol right when they figured out how to make a pistol with like a chamber it was a cult right wasn't it I think so I think it was Colt so they they developed the the the believe this not at the time the military didn't want really they're like what are we doing with these six shots we got one shot good enough yeah couldn't sell them that's ridiculous sold him to the Texas Rangers oh that's amazing Jack Smith that guy who's out in the hallway that photograph that's why he's there that's that's the original Texas Rangers why wouldn't they want more bullets quicker accessibly like that's because it's the government they're always they've always been [ __ ] that's ridiculous they were even [ __ ] in the 1800s bullets so this was a a novel invention this guy figured out a revolver and it was like you had to take the cylinder out put a new cylinder in but every time you did you got five or six was it six shots or five but so it was the first time ever you could fire multiple times they just start [ __ ] up these Indians they start was protection yeah for sure that's great but it's these guys that like they dressed like Indians they
[ __ ] infiltrated they cold camped they would go deep deep deep into like Uncharted territories those were probably just bad guys pretending to be Indians to make the Indians look bad oh no no no they they were bad guys but they were bad guys to go after the Indians they were bad so were the [ __ ] Indians they were bad to each other exactly they were also that's why I always get so mad about the debate about like well you came here like white people came here and did bet it's like dude you think that they weren't all fighting for land here they were all fighting they they didn't ever ever ever surrender yeah there was lots of tribes if they got if they surrendered they were tortured and murdered like the commanches used to chop dude's arms off and legs off and then throw them while they're still alive on a roaring fire watch them wor around they it was fun they were having a good time I meant mentally earlier for my early analogy of the cute cowboy stuff no no what I was saying is that mentally we didn't compare it was dangerous D terrifying all that home on the rain [ __ ] is straight upit what I mean is they didn't compare oh right because they were there were you hear that sound you had too many real things someone's raping an Indian lady right you hear that you [ __ ] You' hear gunshots and children screaming think oh so what that Jeff dies with me so what that he's funny he's no Dave Chappelle you you didn't compare but they did like Billy the Kid like people became famous they became infinite these people that everybody wanted to be like Billy the Kid well that was one guy that we try to be like right now I'd go big deal Billy the Kid there's a guy in Japan that can shoot 70 like the phone makes you have 7 million you don't even appreciate your wife learning guitar because you go she's no Bob Dylan you know who gives a [ __ ] so that's what I was trying to say really shitty husband that's that guy's that guy's mean but even clap bit what the [ __ ] she just started give her a break dude yeah I think but I meant mentally we didn't compare I think we are not designed for it but I think kids will be I think the human mind is going to adapt to technology and interacting with each other and I think socially people are adapting to interacting with
each other you know like the way kids like go after each other online like they're adapted to it they're it's normalized to them just like you know if you live in a war torn part of the world seeing dead people it normalizes to you and I think kids are normalizing to electronics and people want to resist that and they want to say I don't let my kids to use Electronics I'm like it's part of the world I use it it's a part of the world doesn't it's not a barrier to being a good person it's not a barrier to living a a happy healthy life just like alcohol is not a barrier but for some people it is right some people have a real [ __ ] problem with social media and you see it a lot of comics especially the unsuccessful ones when they they start falling apart when they get older it just exacerbates their mental illness and then it becomes all politics yeah these guys used to talk about farts and getting their dick sucked now it's all politics and it's all like life hangs on every decision and we're doomed if this takes place doomed you know what uh comedian dude does that is Kathy Griffin she that guy does a lot dud I mean dude you just that guy's unhinged you go on there it's all day just some dooming Gloom what do you think do you think that that's because like that's how they find meaning in an otherwise meaningless existence like what is it about people that where they're entire life becomes completely wrapped around politics to the point where they're tweeting about it literally all day long and saying these things that they think are profound about all kinds of different issues I think it's it's got to be some sort of virtue signaling like it's their way to go look at how good I am it's also a way to show that you're relevant you know you're talking about the things that people care about right now and you're chiming in and saying the things that need to be said you're being heard yeah you know there's a lot of like weird there's a lot of just they want attention there's a narcissism to to a lot of it but then there's also people that are capable of going online and having interesting discussions with people they don't know and if you can manage that you can actually get a lot out of like Twitter and x and all these different ways you can get a lot out of
it you can get a lot but it's so hard to do I know because it's like so it's such an it's like you're you're deciphering smoke signals it's like the person's not even in front of you you know like you're getting these weird interactions with people there's a lot of like like what does this guy mean by that is he being shitty is he just being honest like what is this yeah it's they're very tough to to translate their it's a sucky way to communicate what are they doing like like what is where they trying to be funny right there were they trying yeah it's very tricky well I'm very lucky and that I get to talk to so many interesting people so I don't need to have as many interesting conversations online with people yeah and also you're comedian my favorite thing about being a comedian is I get heard a lot yeah we get to be heard that even when I'm wrong I get to be heard so like is you be wrong and still funny yeah that's the beauty of it that was patrice's whole act yeah 100% I'm often sometimes wrong and it's just so funny they go hell yeah like I like this guy if it's funny and also this part of being wrong on purpose like I say things that I know is wrong on purpose cuz it's funny it's funny to say go you're going for the last yeah I'm just trying to be silly I'm trying to be silly that's what I like that's the kind of Comedy I like right so I'm going to do that and you can like it or you don't like it 100% what infuriates me is when people try to take jokes or talking [ __ ] and just conflate it and pretend that it's a statement I know like you it drives me you not have any friends I know do not have any friends you don't joke yeah exactly you don't pretend you wonder why all these Comics want to go to the right is cuz freedom of speech is a pretty big deal to us yeah naturally it's a pretty big deal that we can say whatever we want cuz here's the thing racism is bad yeah but it is kind of funny sometimes it's it's very funny sexism is but it's pretty funny sometimes sometimes if it's well made yeah it's funny if if it's funny enough a good meme a solid me great love it yeah exactly things are funny and people go well that's racist you go well it's racial and it's funny but don't just assume that it's this blanketly bad thing yeah it's such a silly like it's funny no matter who gets it it's funny
if white guys get it it's fun funny if white women get it it's funny if Indian guys get it things are funny when people get it when they get them jokes it's funny and they don't care about the racial stuff when it's when it's like a comic of any other race doing it right you're like if you're going to use that same measuring stick go to the laugh Factor you could cancel all 12 comedians that are on stage making easy racial remarks but they're like Persian I know but it's still a racial remark you know especially if you're cracking on white people you could crack on white people as hard as you want right now it's great which is so vague too I don't know if this is a smart idea or not but it's something I always think is like it's so vague these shitty Comics like har kabulu are like white people white PE what white people which ones French Canadian do Jews count Croatian what a great lump you've done all white you know how many countries that covers and then you go well that's why we're saying it cuz we don't mean a specific country we're talking about a but then so then that's racist you go well White's not a race it's just a it's a color of well then how come black is is is a race because black would be Haiti it would be tons of parts of Africa you know so I guess my point is like then then it's not racist when I say black if it's not racist when you say white because you're over gaming a big thing yeah it no it's ridiculous also how much do white people V vary there's so many white people they vary so much it's so vague they just say white men like you must be rich cuz you're white you're like do you know any poor white people there are go to Kentucky most of them are poor yeah go to where the [ __ ] coal mines are those coal mining communities where people have just been popping pills since the 80s meth never heard of white trash like we dominate the poor Community have you ever SE the Wild and wonderful Whites of West Virginia yeah dude Jess Co white [ __ ] dancing didn't Johnny Knoxville produce that I that's how I saw it was I don't know if Johnny Knoxville but uh Jack hole Productions or whatever it was I think Knoxville made that it's [ __ ] incredible but that's white people too yeah okay these poor white people are they're just a victims of their
environment man they're teaching college kids that like if you're a straight white guy they just hand you suitcases full of money and that you have no troubles and the cops don't Target you it's like cops do you see what Trump said today I I'll send this to you Jamie because this is wild this is a wild move I'll send this to you Jamie it is what he said about uh colleges I love it and Dei endowments I love it I I'll send this to you Jamie he's doing so much crazy [ __ ] because he only has one term you know like all the different things that he said so far about completely banning all uh of these uh gender transition clinics for kids hormone therapy puberty blockers for kids like stop that and you know and he even called them out for the expression gender affirming care that's a crazy like a a literal dystopian euphemism right for what you're doing and he said Marxist multiple times and people are going to go they're not marxists do you know BLM self-proclaimed themselves as marxists yeah so you can find hundreds of times where they say we are marxists so before anybody comments well they're not really they've called themselves yes I think a lot of people like blanketly support that just because it seems like a smart idea yeah black lives matter of course they do yeah there's cops that have killed people we've seen it okay yeah it's definitely good to support that but then you find out all the other stuff behind it and then you find out that the people that were running it were [ __ ] buying real estate do a little homework all your money to trans people they didn't help the black community at all is not only going to tax but confiscate endowments of every University the Department of Justice finds has engaged in illegal discrimination under the guise of equity which is basically every University in the country but it's especially true with the ivy league which is if this happens we'll die uh they will crush uh okay but this is you know who suffers the most from this discrimination from discrimination is Asian people do you know why because Asian people score so high and they work so hard they make it more difficult for them to get they have to have higher
grades and they have to have a higher score they like they score them based on like social interaction C with if you're studying 18 hours a day like a lot of these asiann yeah well it's their culture their culture is this like nose to the grindstone hard work disciplined culture I had a buddy of M and no one in America is mad at them for succeeding we encourage it it's good I had a buddy of mine that was a national tawon doe Champion while he was going through his medical residency he was Korean and his F no matter what he did this guy won the Nationals he was the national Taekwondo champion and he wasn't like talented either it wasn't like he was it was 100% hard work yeah and this [ __ ] guy like would work all day long at school and then put his books in his backpack and walk upstairs to get a workout in he would just do flights of stairs over and over again while he was at school cuz he had to do something and then go back to school one of the [ __ ] Nationals like and beautiful it's this kind of crazy work ethic that some Asian households instill in their children and it's tough to compete with them so what they've done is they've you know there's been lawsuits about it I I believe Harvard was sued right was Harvard sued that they were discriminating against asian-americans so they have like ways that what they're saying is what the what they were complaining was that there's ways that they have that like accentuate certain attributes like like that let you get in like think social things that you do different things you do that give you extra points that they felt like was designed just to keep less Asian people in to like to push some of them out because so many of them were getting in there and dominating yeah dominating the [ __ ] but that's great yes well listen man if you come from a hardworking household and you you develop that work ethic you can you might not be happy that's part of the problem I like that they complain about their tiger moms and you're like dude they made you successful right you got to figure out how to be happy right that's up for you to do this is it the lawsuit a threat to educ what happened an organization created by anti-ra conscious admissions activist Edward Blum citing itself students for fair
admissions sued Harvard alleging that the university discriminates against Asian Americans and seeking to prevent Harvard College and other colleges and universities from using a a wide ranging and thorough admissions process that considers the whole person love that interesting so this this that's interesting though because on paper that sounds like a good thing a wide ranging and thorough admissions process that considers the whole person like if you want to educate a child right you want a kid to go from being a young teenager to being an adult and you're educating them there is a social aspect to it right like you don't want to develop like complete sociopaths that just go to work but you can't also you can't like stop that option like there's people want a quality of outcome it's a very important point but there's not a quality of effort it just isn't and in the Mad Dog race of life you're occasionally going to get a Michael Jordan you're going to get a guy who works harder than everybody and he's gifted and he's gonna exceed he's gonna pass you all and there's nothing you can do about it nothing you can do about Mike Tyson when he was 22 years old get the [ __ ] out of the way pick up tennis he's going to kill you he's going to kill you want to be number two maybe if you want to be number two you're eventually going to get to have fight number one and that's not going to be a lot of fun the world's not fair right and that guy when you saw the way he trained when he was a young man he trained like a person possessed he lived he watched film all day he was obsessed with fighting all he had and talented and gifted so if you have those things all together the world is not fair and you can't make it fair with laws and you can't make it fair with rules and it doesn't make you any better to suppress someone in some sort of a way by diminishing their success and that includes someone who's a [ __ ] complete psychopath who studies 18 hours a day and dominates and starts a business when they're 19 becomes a billionaire by the time they're 26 and then all of a sudden you know buys Twitter from Elon Musk you can't stop that ask one of these crazy people who doesn't understand these kind of things
or has never even thought of it yeah say oh you know you're watch I noticed you're watching the WNBA game do you think it's unfair that uh Britney Griner makes more than her teammates and they'll go no she's the best right right right just like anyone else that's the best makes more money how can you in how can you understand that Britney grinder makes more than her teammates but you can't understand that the NBA generates more money and is better makes more than the WNBA how can you EMB brain well what people get scared of is the amount of control and power that you have with that kind of money and then some people want to make decisions for all of us like Bill Gates like one of the whack ones he's talking about like blocking the sun putting particles in the sky to block the sun to cool the Earth like hey [ __ ] there's a whole lot of people on Earth you don't get to say for all of us you don't talk for all of us just CU you have a hundred billion dollars that's crazy talk that's what people are scared of what people are scared of is that when you really do have ultimate money and ultimate power with most people there's this desire to control people it's part of the gig and some of them when they decide they don't want to go into politics they start like influencing things behind the scenes they start donating they have funds they have a giant fund and their fund donates to all these different organizations and it in Bill Gates's case it prevented them from criticizing him because the bill in Melinda Gates Foundation they donate all this money to these media corporations and all these companies look at all the money we've given you to help Global health and whatever the [ __ ] it is but what it really does is it buys off people from criticizing and then you start doing wild [ __ ] like telling everybody that eat plant-based food [ __ ] buy Farm you start controlling people there like people like to pull strings on people the George Soros is of the world get da elected and then put even more Progressive da to go in after him and see if you can [ __ ] with things by letting people out of jail and defunding the cops and it's like they're playing these weird Monopoly games with the whole world you know where you saw the U like a great example was um when Barack Obama got into office Michelle
Obama's whole thing was like nutrition like that was what she was going to like really like work on and dude it was almost like after 2 weeks someone brought her in the back I like listen [ __ ] yeah we hear what you're saying about the food industry I don't know if you know how much bread we're putting in your husband's pockets and then she immediately was like maybe Fitness maybe your kids could run around 10 minutes a day how about that is that better she gave up the food stuff gave up the food stuff it just was immediately sorry what is that Jamie didn't have mut just is that the same thing no just I didn't have it muted was supposed to play oh sorry but then it was like all of the all of it all the focus went towards hey just 10 minutes a day have your kids go outside and play it was all the food stuff gone wow yeah and and you and you realize oh there are other things you know there's like all these other things that are at play it's not just other things it's money billions and billions of dollars when you're that far ahead of the game you know if you're playing a game and you cannot you cannot beat the game there's no way to beat it you're on level one there's a million levels the people that have been playing it that you're playing against they've been playing for 30 years they have all the armor they got all the magic spells you're not going to win that game and that is what people are really scared about with people who have a lot of money is that they don't just have a boat they don't just have a house but then they start influencing what people can and can't do then they start funding studies to talk about particular types of energy because they've got an enormous amount of money invested in this green renewable energy or whatever it is but what it really is is money they're not ever doing anything for you ever whether it's climate change or whatever the whether it's energy it's always money and they'll flavor it yeah with it's for you it's for us we have to worry about the environment we have to wa didn't Al Gore become the first guy to make a billion dollars off of climate change um I know he's what the definitely the face of it for a long time but I I read that that Al Gore it could be [ __ ] but I read that that Al Gore was the first
climate change billionaire the things that he invested in that movie that he put out that scared the [ __ ] out of me oh yeah we're all like we got to do something yeah I saw by the way not a single thing not a single thing was accurate not even close not well been made by Michael Moore he might as well just been Michael Moore is more accurate he was at least back in the day you watch Roger and me Michael Moore in the early days made some great films well like I think a lot of it was just bull crap well not the first one not remember when he like show he did a scene where like these kids go into a bank and they buy a gun over the counter from the bank and I was like yeah it was uh his gun One bowling for Coline or whatever and I remember seeing that scene as like I worked at Hollywood Video at the time and I was like this is terrifying we got to get rid of these guns and then I looked into it years later when the internet kind of grew and I was like oh total [ __ ] it was like a made up scene made up a scene yeah which that's why we weren't even allowed at Hollywood Video to keep Michael Moore's movies in the documentary section we weren't even allowed to keep it in that section really not counted as a documentary Oh see it didn't used to be like that I kind of I got to be honest I don't think I watched bowling for Coline I might have was so long ago but I do remember Roger and me being very impactful because it was about the Auto industry moving out of Flint Michigan and about how the town collapsed it happens in Pittsburgh I was just in Pittsburgh and you see all these abandoned warehouses where Americans used to work yeah and you go oh wasn't it better with Chinese slaves making you $300 sneakers like it's no it's not better it's not better at all it's not better at all it's not better for anybody yeah it's crazy what they did and they just did it for money they did it for money they shipped over things overseas CU they can get people to work for nothing which is so crazy I know that you you can't do it here but you do it there that's why I was talking to this person who uh ran a plant in Mexico we were we were getting a little tipsy and I didn't like that they were justifying this this procedure of doing that and they were trying to tell me that these people would starve to death
if it wasn't for that plan I go those people have been there for thousands of years years yeah I go and you know why they don't have any money probably because we bribed their government and we gave them loans they couldn't pay off and then we took all their resources and then we moved plants over and the the pollution of the plants is like just insane too like they live in fog filled cities we can go back to the entire areas run by the cartel because we have drugs illegal in this country unless they're prescribed and then you have the sacri of dollars like what about all this nobody's worried about that slavery everyone wants to talk about slavery that we abolished in this country everyone wants to talk about that slavery but not a slave that made not the current slavery that made this or my shoes or or all the things you wear or how about the sex trafficking how about the women that are slaves right now well how about the amount of probably been smuggled across the border we we don't even know what those numbers are if I put together enough money right I'm not super rich but I've got some money if I put together like my life Miss is to fix that they just kill me in a month they go hey no CH what are you doing dude tell jokes and talk about baseball why why are you trying to help in something that matters yeah imagine trying to shut down the cartel G and you live in a normal house I'd make it a week we wouldn't let you'd go what happened a chef that's a billion dollar a month business the [ __ ] are you talking about they're not going to let you get away with that they're going to kill you they kill everybody why wouldn't they kill you so you've got all these problems and and then you know shipping things shipping the these factories to these other places it doesn't keep people from starving to death it's just we were doing an unethical thing like you can't do it on this patch of dirt but if you just move it to that patch now you can do unethical things now it's fine this is crazy what is a casino cruise ship well not only that like now that we know so they did that back then when there was no internet you know you you sneak it across the board nobody I'm still buying look my car is $5 cheaper and you don't care yeah and so everybody you hear some stories about Michigan if you
don't live there hey whatever I'm over here in La I don't give a I got a nice car but your car's made in Mexico and it's like we we don't even realize like what the impact of that was but now that we have the internet now you can see it and we still do it right like we it's like it's grandfathered in that you buy your phone from a company that uses slaves and the factories literally have Nets around them to keep people from jumping off and we're like okay and also I'm not pretending I'm better than anyone else right like I I promise that but I don't Yammer on on my social media about slavery all day I'm aware that I'm in this system or this network it's just so hypocritical when I hear like LeBron talk about slavery that happened in our country over a hundred years ago while he's dripping and Nike do you how dumb can you be to pretend to care about slavery while you're making what a billion or something from from Nike don't you think that if you are a person that is in mainstream World Acceptance whether a sports star or you know any kind of media personality there's like certain things you feel obligated to call out and to talk about I would think so I only know how I would behave and like I just think there's honest money and then there's dishonest money and I've never had the stomach for you mean like the money they paid the people to endorse KLA Harris yeah that's Prett dishonest money right there cardi B Beyonce did you know that was even leg fools did you know that was even legal I it shouldn't be legal the V the The View keeps y about how Elon Musk shouldn't be allow or you know I saw a video yesterday about you oh The Joe Rogan of the world are influencing like oh that's that that feminist guy yeah and like they're soy to say that there's this multibillion doll right-wing ecosystem that's been developed just like a terrorist Network that radicalizes young people like what by talking to scientists like tell them to be good guys to tell them to be honorable to their partner radicalize radical radicalizes also let me ask you on air for this podcast how much money did Donald Trump give you to endorse him $100 million no he didn't no he gave me nothing gave you zero Joe he gave you zero because you thought I think that
this is what's best for the country given the two options I I know I knew the resistance that it would face but I how much did Beyonce get she got $10 million 10 million hold on she talked for like 3 minutes that's good what do you mean that's good I mean that's enough that's too much no no it's plenty it's perfect 10 million good deal it's a good deal the taxpayers money I mean it's a good deal all these people that are like donating money to the Democratic party and they're $20 million here's the crazy thing mutants they're $20 million they spent a billion dollars they're $20 million in debt and Trump offered to pay their debt he's like we have a lot of money left over because most of our media he called it earned media I had to look it up so earned media is essentially whenever he's in the news yeah or when he's getting interviewed ons podcast that's earned media that's what he did well I just love people go why are you getting so passionate about this Jeff it's like it's right in front of your eyes right you if you have to pay someone 10 million to endorse a but then like B is doing it for free cuz they believe in that like idea which one seems more nefarious bro Eminem took 1.8 1.8 how do we know that's true because I said it found any evidence that supports this stuff incl I think it's all legit some of them being asked and said I was not paid but wait a minute Oprah was paid there was an FEC thing she her her company was paid to host an event okay they paid her company a million dollars dude I'm just saying that's I don't know what happened and where they hosted it how people were involved just she was not paid her dollar what what did she do that hosted an event did she put together an event like cater an event campaign fining I'll try to put on the screen show that they paid Harpo productions for event production um it was paid for post to live streaming event uhhuh which I don't know how much that cost production cost of a live stream event that could be money said she was not paid a personal fee for the event she said I was paid nothing right but they she didn't donate her company to do this she she got paid for it that's right I don't know like so this is where I got it so she got a gig
is essentially what it is she got a million doll gig 5 million to Megan the stallion 3 million to lizo 1.8 for em I know that's in this article but it doesn't show like where and 1 million for opra that could be made up yeah it say an Instagram list I didn't make it up but I but that's what I read I want it to be real problem I want it to be real yeah well I if it I it makes me believe in our Earth better if they didn't if they just did it for free it makes me believe in the earth better if they did it because I don't want to think that Eminem really believed that [ __ ] yeah exactly it's always naughty people that do this think you went out there for 1.8 say there's no no federal records showing campaign payments Eminem or Megan the stallion so when it is mostly false like where did that rumor emanate from someone put it on Instagram and it goes run people run r with it because it sounds fun damn I thought it was fun yeah it is fun uh if I'm wrong I'm willing to you know again I read it and I my blood boiled I was like what is going on the Beyonce one is crazy there's no evidence that it's true it might be true doesn't mean it's not just no current evidence to mostly false but this is poit it could be a rumor that fact is sketch well if it's not true then it's not true uh let me tell you if true is that leg crazy is that legal was it is it legal to pay Beyonce $10 million to talk at a political rally um I don't think so there's all these like little companies how would they pay her that much that seems crazy that does seem crazy desperate yeah but she doesn't need the money she I'm saying desperate times for The Campaign Trail and then they go I was going to endorse her anyways I'll just do it for you know a little fee my time is worth money my private plane cost money can you cover that you know well it seems suspicious you know cuz when someone's got that kind of money to do something that people are going to look down upon if they find out if it's true that's what makes me skeptical because like someone who has that kind of money for her $10 million it sounds crazy to say this but I believe that for Beyonce and Jay-Z 10 million is not noticeable
it's not going to change their life at all W change their life but but you still notice like I think they're billionaires dude they uh Beyonce's got almost a billion dollars yeah and I think he has a billion as well interesting I don't think they're going to notice so that's like not going to change your lifestyle even but it could get you yet to out of your house to go do a thing that puts you in the news is that what she wants well think about the Super Bowl all those people that perform at the Super Bowl Halftime get paid Z right but it's tremendous advertisement but they perform she was even performing she was just talking I mean maybe maybe 10 million bucks is 10 million bucks you can't help it even if you got $2 billion in the bank but part of me is like I maybe I'm just looking at how I would look at it like I wouldn't do [ __ ] I don't well I always think and this is maybe my naivity to like rich people is that like they don't have to be bought anymore cuz they're rich like you think that that's how I think about it is that like I wouldn't do anything against it's easier to do things against my moral compass when I was broke you'd say Jeff we'll give you $500 go steal this thing cuz I'd be like you know I need 500 bucks whereas like now I can be a little more generous with my money I can be a little more ethical because I'm I'm in a place where I don't have to worry about the $500 isn't worth breaking some ethical code for me right but money isn't your existence and for some people money is a sum score of how well they're doing in life and they get addicted to numbers they get addicted to this idea of constantly yeah and they compare themselves to all the other people Fox this is from Fox News they have Washington Examiner reporting that money was spent in ways I guess you could argue maybe well they spent six figures build building uh the set for caller Daddy but that seems that people are saying that's outrageous but that's not that outrageous $100,000 you build a set you have to lease a building you have to bring in cameras and all that [ __ ] I could see that being $100,000 campaign spent at least $15 million on event production FBC record show with many payments lining up with high-profile events and concerts with celebrity attendees or performers and that's how
you do it because it's a performance right so you pay them pay them to perform that's difference that's the difference the truth is just an epic disaster this is A1 billion doll disaster Linda Lindy Lee Harris surrogate and DNC National Finance Committee Member told Fox and Friends Weekend on Saturday um so they did they just definitely spent a lot of money uh C Harris campaign cut multiple six figure paychecks in September for left leaning groups that have been vocal about defunding the police reparations that are tied to radical activists who have supported notorious anti-s semi Lewis Faron Fox News digitally previously reported that's wild so they cut checks to left leaning groups so they spend money to get people to talk they give it to the groups the groups pay the performers and the people that speak well no well you also the groups like you're paying them to be vocal like by saying I cut multiple six figure checks like you're funding these people to go out and do these things the FEC Camp um filing also spent north of $56 million on payroll and payroll taxes in just three months that's crazy that's that payroll is is your performers filing also show The Campaign gave an excess of a100 million to various Consulting and marketing firms including Gambit strategies LLC Dupont Circle strategies LLC and bully pulpit interactive LLC that is so crazy they gave those folks a $100 million yeah so like $1 million to Eminem could have been lost in there but I'm just saying that no it you have to find the evidence to blame I think with a guy like Eminem too he doesn't like performing like he's you know he has agoraphobia like he's like he doesn't like leaving the house which is crazy I saw him he killed it I saw him over here at the RAC track he played at Kota yeah it was awesome it was like a 100,000 people were there because it was uh I know what the real number is I might have made that up but a lot of people because it was there people were there for Formula 1 and they have this enormous place like I saw the stones there and I think it was I mean how many people's Cod a seat I mean it had to be 80,000 people it's one of the biggest crowds I've ever
seen it was insane uh but I saw Eminem there he was great but he performed so rarely my buddy was at an F1 thing recently and like at one of the concerts that was performing afterwards or something or maybe it was just F1 I don't know maybe there wasn't a concert what was Michael Jordan was just hanging out Michael Jordan had a hat on a hood on he had like the things over his ears from the noise of the car and my buddy's like hey man like I you know and then Jordan took like a selfie with him chatted him up for a few minutes and I was like that's how popular it's getting yeah like you said the Eminem was performing at an F1 thing yeah yeah he performed at you know they had the race the races and then one night he performed that's crazy he per I think he performed Sunday night or Saturday night I saw I just saw post Malone there too he was just there uh two weeks ago doing his uh country show yeah he's doing it's great it's [ __ ] I love that dude death he's so much fun he's such a fun dude too just fun to hang out with him too get to see him and give him a hug yeah that's what it says 100,000 people 100,000 so it was just in [ __ ] insane huge crowd he killed it too I love that so but he doesn't like to do shows so to get him out there for a political event you got to come with the ched yeah you better pay the guy ched especially he doesn't do a lot of shows a year 1.8 will go a long way guy lives in Detroit of living there is not that not that steep yeah you know I I think that you I also think that it's people care about money you know yeah well especially if you're a person who thinks about money all the time that's what I was saying about like I Know Rich dudes I know dudes who are billionaires who get uncomfortable when they're around 100 billionaires cuz they feel like losers it's wild it's hilarious breaks my bra it's like when you showed me all the planets in a row and I was going like that's what you just did with money there's always layers to it like I'm pretty wealthy but I'm very poor compared to my friend Elon yeah like I'm a popper I'm like a dude living in a shitty studio apartment compared to that guy like that's what it's like like there's like crazy levels to it but also he works in a way I am not willing
to do he doesn't sleep that's one thing people don't talk about these really even Bill Gates whether you agree with him or not like the dude was willing to like sleep like a fish where he'd take like he'd sleep for like 15 minutes and wake up and program again like he worked really hard to become Bill Gates oh yeah there's no doubt and without Microsoft like who knows where it would be without the Windows operating system my it was [ __ ] everywhere it was it was everything he's also cured like 500 things these like small like little nonprofits will say there's this disease called this he go how much you need they go a million bucks we think maybe and then he just gives them a money and then they close they go well what are we going to work on now we he cured it you know really sure about that well that's what I've is this another one of these ones I got wrong might be one of these ones yeah's a thing called philanthro capitalism okay philanthropic capitalism is you're acting like a philanthropist but you're making a lot of money through this like he invested a lot of money in the MRNA vaccines and that's why he was promoting it he made like $500 million and then after he dumped his stock he started talking [ __ ] about it it wasn't really that good the virus wasn't that dangerous it's like what yeah where was this guy well but I'm saying like all these I don't know how they look up if he's cured any diseases or anything I don't know how you'd look that up is there a way to look that up they've invested in efforts to develop cures for those for diseases for sure also invested in but they didn't fix it no the only one I know that's close I think is sickle cell but I think didn't they just pull back we would have heard about that if they cured sickle you know where CLE came from I thought that he cured all these small ones you know where sickle came from no it came from uh resistance to malaria really that crazy yeah the people that uh experience malaria that's Tracked Down in their jeans and they passed it on to their ancestors that's where sickle I had a buddy of mine who died from sickle cell when I was a kid a guy I used to do Taekwondo with dude named Walter was awesomely talented guy but like he would get like real sick man he just couldn't train couldn't come in for months yeah
there was a new drug that came out this year I think that they thought was going to be like ending it but they had to quickly pull it off brought to you by fizer of course died they died from it anticipated number higher than an anticipated number of deaths reported in trial yeah indicating the benefits of the drug no longer outweigh the risks so it kills people quicker than which is like I guess that's a solution of sworts there's been so many of those drugs you know 33% is that what it is 30 something per of all drugs the FDA approves get pulled like whoopsies we tried what's matter you know you ever heard that book I think it's called like uh 19 I don't know the name of the book it's named it for a year 1984 um I think it's the George Orwell book no not George Orwell it's called check it that would be ridiculous gosh it's a what's it about I'm trying to look in my in my Audible for this book uh but the basically the premise is uh this guy cures cancer why don't you just search and type in the number one nine maybe but it might be called 202 or something oh you don't remember how no it's a I listen to a lot of books what's it called here I'll find it okay but the uh the premise is this guy cures cancer and then and at first everyone's great he becomes the richest guy in the world everyone's happy that he cured cancer but then uh then people start to resent him because they're like you know I should have already had my inheritance by now this guy's playing God keeping my parents alive longer than they should there becomes like these ideas of like no he's wrong for doing this he's affected Society like there's no real estate being freed up as quick now people should just die however they die naturally and it's it's little yeah it's not obviously not real or nothing but the the was an interesting kind of way to look at things well that's a sociopath's way of looking at things imagine that like what you're thinking is if someone dies I get their stuff why don't they just die it's disgusting but I could see how groups would start to think that you know like that's how like like life is you may you do a good idea look at the systems that we put in place like back in the day and now everyone
looks like that was just their way to trap people in the project you're like at first it was like a really nice idea like they wanted to give people that couldn't afford places in the city this but it's all been that's why how people reacted that one dude is trying to live to be 2,000 years old you that one guy who's gets like young guys blood injected in his body different things it's like I seen so many people mad at him if everybody lived everybody lived 500 years the whole world would be overcrowded yeah but everyone's not trying to do it yeah also if I could give you a pill and you be healthy you just take this one pill you'll be healthy for 150 years you're not going to take it shut the [ __ ] up it's called 2030 by Albert Brooks oh okay 2030 but interesting just kind of like yeah because you start to do see how like over time people just misconstrue things enough time goes by people are willing to do all sorts of mental gymnastics I mean that's how this whole gender affirming care thing got through we would never let kids get tattoos we're let them get their dicks chopped off like says who like why what 30 years ago if you said that we debating or even having to have a conversation that's controversial about whether a guy can be a woman right they would laugh in the streets at us you know and now it's real so I just like that's kind of how the book does a really good job of describing like they would just resent that guy after a while they would hate them for curing cancer some people would there's always going to be weak [ __ ] in this world and they exist to that you just you're talking about your parents I don't want to be like that that's what weak [ __ ] are there for they their weak Behavior jealous Behavior you learned from it you go oh okay I I see what that guy's doing I don't ever want to be like that guy I feel like that with a ton of people in my life right now hell yeah you're going to always they they're there they're always going to be there there's some people that just they're not going to keep up and you can't keep them in your life either you just can't you got to keep moving yeah some people are never going to run out of problems and they're never going to run out of friends to throw those
problems at yeah I was telling you this earlier but like like the day after the election like I like woke up was with my buddies just sitting there and I was about to open up my phone for the first time since since Trump wins the election I just took a deep breath I was like I'm going to lose a lot of friends today was about to post some [ __ ] and like just like I was so you're not losing friends though you're losing friends and weren't really your friends they were friends with conditions you know Ron White is a giant K Harris supporter Believe It or Not Ron White always votes blue he's one of them low information voters like you start giving him facts he falls apart but he'll [ __ ] tell you that guy shouldn't be the [ __ ] president like he's like he a good pres yeah but he's I love him to death he's one of my best friends I don't care that's how things should work that's how it's supposed to work his different political ideas he different ways of thinking about things that's fine it's broke my heart that a lot of people have treated me the way cuz I feel like people were fine with conservative Jeff they were F they knew that I'm a Christian and that I'm that I I lean you know right and especially now lean even more right and then but they didn't really draw a line until I I became like supportive of Donald Trump like that's when they drew a line and they go we don't want to talk to you anymore I don't think I move broke my heart I didn't I don't think I mve right at all I stayed but the but the thing has moved that's what I'm saying that's I haven't changed many of my thoughts it's just that it's gone I've be what was a rep what was a Democrat is now Republican there's a few of my thoughts that I I used to like be all in on and now I'm like hm and this is like just about like human psychology like I was all in on universal basic income which I think is going to be necessary in the future because I think automation it's something Andrew Yang talked about when he was running for president I think he's correct that Automation and AI is going to just consume so many especially AI it's going to consume so many jobs there's going to be so many people that have to like rethink their life and figure it out and I think if we don't
compensate those people somehow Or Another We're going to have a real [ __ ] chaotic problem on our hands just to keep people happy and healthy I think Universal basic income might be the way to go but I used to always think like hey maybe if we gave Universal basic income to people then you know they would still be ambitious but they'd be ambitious in like pursuing their own career or developing their own business or you know taking that money and using it to be free but now I think that human nature if you give people there's so many people that if you don't give them a difficult problem to solve and if you provide them with all their needs their food and their shelter they just get lazy 100% so there's two things going on right so there's two things going on simultaneously one we have to address the fact that there is no way to get around the fact that Automation and AI is going to consume a lot of jobs and I think Universal basic income is probably the only solution for some of those people but then there's also the psychology aspect of it like if you do tell people you never have to work again most people never have to work again and they're going to regret it someday one day they're going to look at all these people they admire that have accomplished things that live these fun exciting lives successful lives and they and they're going to feel envy and they're going to feel Despair and they're going to feel like they could have done something more but they got trapped the siren song of comfort LED them into the Rocks that's the devil the Comfort 100% like like all my friends right my friends not all my friends but during like covid they're like what am I going to do and this is like really stressful and I don't have any right and then they got their government money right for for you know being out of work and you know what they did Joe they bought guitars and baseball cards and I like I don't think you were as struggling as you thought you were well they needed something to make never enough so it's like you've got to like if if you give them they'll say well this isn't basic this basic income it's not enough for me to really live cuz what is really living you know like so it's just always going to be more right so it's like it's flustering to try to
solve that you know the hard work's the answer well you're not going to feel happy with no purpose and that is another thing that we found during Co one of the things like people were so at each other's throats at during Co it's cuz everybody was at home they were all [ __ ] bored and they all just freaking out and just like attacking people over every wear a [ __ ] mask like everybody was out of their minds I lost my mind it's like most people did especially if you're seeing your life go away because you maybe you've worked 30 years to develop a business then all of a sudden some new thing comes along and you have to shut your business down for a year and a half I don't have money and you can't get a loan and like oh my God and the the the lease payments for the building they keep coming in like what am I going to do and then you're on Twitter Crush all small businesses that they claim they care about God they crushed so many [ __ ] restaurants yeah they almost crushed The Comedy Store oh I haven't made money in 6 months and now a different group's going to break the windows out of that place that I didn't even so all at the same time yeah that's enough to make people and people are saying defund the police at the same time you're like oh this is great that's enough to change my political opinions and it's enough for a psychopath to grab a gun and go hey maybe don't knock out the windows of my store like it was just too much at once if someone comes along from the left that is an objective sensible person that's making sense of like immigration foreign policy then I'm still left right I'm still the same person I'm still the because socially I'm left on almost everything on almost everything the the you know the hard right is to me just like the hard left the crazy [ __ ] that are out there in the Fring and they they sort of Define the left and Define the right for everybody like you define the right by like white supremacist KKK you define the left by antifa like Jesus Christ most people are like right here sure most people are like I just want rules and law and everybody to be kind and healthy and a prosperous society and no pollution and I feel like we could all work together and do a better job of all these different things but like Jordan
Peterson says who's like my favorite human in the world I love him so much but he was saying like it's really easy to identify and rebuke the far right like we're very good at identifying it and going I Dev or disavow whatever the term is we get we don't want that yeah but then with the left the Very extreme left we kind of celebrate it and we post it and we brag about it and we go look how good I am I think they thought we finally we have thugs you know I think that it's one of those things I'm the far left it's the bullies it I am and and the far right it's the bullies it's the bullies on both sides the people that just want to use a group and have a a b a bunch of people they all together an attack and just go smash windows and light things on fire and then there's also they get funded to do that too all this [ __ ] that you're seeing where the Harris where they funded all these different organizations people fund through political through packs through all sorts of different methods fund all sorts of organizations they donate to all sorts of organizations and some of these organizations cause problems and they do because they want them to do it they want problems there like during black lives matter when you see stacks of bricks laying around y I'm not buying it I'm not buying that someone left $330,000 worth of bricks around they were just doing construction just conveniently happened at the same time the protest is here everyone loves coincidences they think Co it's all conspiracy theist but it's just you know and that is another group thing you know about being a part of the group if you're a part of a group that's yelling and lighting things on fire you know how much fun that must be oh yeah for that yeah you're doing it to support black people who doesn't want to support black people light up Starbucks you know and Starbucks is like what did I do I didn't do anything yeah at least when I supported my group I didn't get a free Xbox you know what I'm saying like that's I don't think you really care about what you believe in if you if you're getting lamps and [ __ ] and then in New York they had the dumbest way of handling it they just let people burn themselves out it's crazy that the
Blasio was the worst you know it's not even his real name no yeah what's the Blasio's real name it's some crazy like villain name his real name is Mookie bets no it's like a villain he sounds like a like a a villain what's his real [Laughter] name he changed his name dude fit it with war willhem J bill yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a [ __ ] that's a evil name waren yeah Warren wilh hel Jr I like to call myself Jeff D name Jeff Dy senior and people like oh it's your son I no no no no but if I you know just Jeff Ty Senor if I have a kid Jeff junor I'm Jeff Sor Jeff senior yeah I'm just preparing for the Joor it's perfect this is [ __ ] so funny though the guy changed his name to make it ethnic oh the Blasio hey the Blasio the M New York I'm the guy gab the go the Blasio know are to take care of you eat the fries get a vaccine come on William what happened no no no bill AR you old man wilhams kid you know no no no no no that's not me that's really funny that's not me I'm the guy who pays taxpayers money to interpretive dance performers with masks on in the middle of the street you ever see that you're like Alec Baldwin's wife you remember her did you ever seen the BL oh that that lady is great dude she's from like Connecticut and she's like uh how do you say uh orang is it orange I'm from Spain she made up a national just made up a whole like that's crazy to me mentally she must be sexually yeah amazing I bet she's fun to any kind of G to pretend she's a different name wild that lady that that lady's fun 100% um what was I just asking oh the the video where DeBlasio had the performative dancers listen to this take it from the beginning so you can hear how [ __ ] stupid this is look at this they all have masks on outside we need a recovery that brings back the life and the heart and the energy of this city and that everyone gets to be a part of we're going to do that we're going to really bring back the heart and soul New York City we need our arts and culture back and we need people to see it and feel it to participate in it to know that that essence of New York City has not been defeated by the Corona virus will come
back strong in 2021 month after month in 2021 one as you see the city come back to life culture will lead the way culture culture is another step towards a recovery for our city we're launching with 115 Street locations in all five borders and it brings stages to our neighborhoods and culture to the heart of our neighbors how many of those 115 people 115 neighborhoods shot at those danc yeah yeah although when I think of New York City I do think of people spazzing out in masks like that I do think of them going like this like on drugs asking me for money that's what I think of when I think of New York this is Peak woke this is absolute Peak woke Insanity stupid shitty out of rhythm dancing to terrible music while everybody's wearing masks outside and they spent money on this and this was his way of bringing the city back through culture it's just so unlik it's Peak woke this is this I think this moment this video this is the historians will look back at this like this is like this is when they clearly lost their [ __ ] mind the biggest Metropolitan city on earth the one if you can make it there you can make it anywhere that [ __ ] is the mayor and this is what he's doing with the taxpayer money while he's got the whole city shut down and he wanted to defund the police and he let people Riot and smash windows and steal things we need to bring our culture back you need to leave the J you're terrible at this job but people are going to oh you believe that that wasn't real you go look at it yeah they're going to go oh come on Peak woke insanity if he tried to that at any other time in history if that was in 1990 and the mayor of New York had people dancing with masks on in the street everybody like what the [ __ ] is this someone bullied them immediately like what is happening how did you lose your [ __ ] mind but they that was when everybody was so confused and so mentally ill I think as a society we mentally had a cold we were all like no one felt healthy the whole country was mentally ill like legitimately and that's that's how they pulled oh yeah that's Peak you know what they'll say other they go ah that was 2020 dude cuz they'll dismiss it as crazy they'll go oh that was that's different that 2020 that was [ __ ] U
he's going to bring up 2020 again that was 40 months ago Let It Go exactly where's the apologies what's the big deal where's the hey we were uh hey you know maybe we were wrong about that when when are you ever going to hear that not only do they not admit that they were wrong but now they're the victims yeah you know everybody else is spreading misinformation and we have to censor online Speech cuz how what about you guys you got us into the Iraq war with this information you [ __ ] I've been wrong all the time and I just go yeah oh I'm sorry I didn't know I've been wrong on this [ __ ] podcast right now congratulations but like the left will just go no that's different like I'm like just can you just at least say we're sorry for calling you a a super spreading jerk because you wanted to leave your house to get coffee can I get one yeah they were wrong about everything and they gaslit the whole [ __ ] world and they got away with it they got away with it and they almost got away with demonizing their political opponent and putting him in jail they almost got him in jail oh my God they came real close yeah that's so SC they convicted him 34 felonies for things that aren't even felonies well and also people can't even tell you what those felonies are they just it's more fun it's more to fun to call someone a felon yeah well that's why you got convicted in the first place it was all a political like name calling the whole world just lost its mind and 4 years in four years everybody just it was like there was so many contributing factors the hatred of trump and then there was the Corona virus and the chaos and then the racism the sexism the George Floyd thing and then Biden seems to be dead and he's still running the country like what's happening I know and then you know and then now finally when Trump won it was like the first time in a long time I was like yeah maybe we're going to be okay you see the stuff that he's saying about the Coles optimistic about it this is like what most logical sensible people have been saying well and also like like the the double standard is just really fascinating to me is like like um what's the Bosa guy from the 49ers he comes in like while they're interviewing the guys that uh were the stars of the game he runs up
and puts his Maga hat on and then he like leaves and everyone's like well he's going to have to be fined for that like you can't make political statements I'm like I don't know if you remember that BLM that was like on the field like all their helmets that's different that's not that's not a pretty political yeah it's a cultural statement more than it's a politician you're supporting there's a big difference between like find political stop don't shoot is it political it's not political in a sense where someone's running for office there's a difference between like you're promoting someone running for office while it's on television and they don't want you doing that on television the other thing is like you're taking a a cultural stand it's a different thing it's got political aspects to it it's political in nature it's supported primarily by the Left Right but it's not the same as it's not vote for so and so okay right but if you were if he had a vote for Harris hat on I bet give a [ __ ] that's the difference yeah but that is the interesting like I remember seeing that going we're going to have to find all those other players who wore defund the police on their things and yeah you know little different it's it's different it's a social issue but I think the point's the same it's like these guys are you it's also it's like how many of these [ __ ] dudes who do this stuff just do a cuz they know they're going to get social media cred and Instagram that's tough to figure out too yeah there's a lot of that in the world today like when people know that you can say certain things get a it's hard to know what you really think right I've gotten accused of pandering right there like oh he's pandering to the right or whatever you know finesse Mitchell goes You' been real political lately to me and I was like why am I just saying what I think also like I told you this too is like when I was in Seattle you know and I was like making jokes like nobody goes wow you're really leaning into this left stuff you know like like when Comics are going up and talking about all the things they talk about I don't go oh trying to make that Obama money huh like like no they just are saying what they think yeah nobody ever accuses people of pandering until
you do it like on the conservative side well then they think you're pandering people do like when they catch people pandering though if you can catch them but how do you know well they like to accuse people of pandering if they disagree with what that person says yeah Bingo and our community like as far as standup comedians has been very left leaning always and I've never once gone you're pandering to fit in here or you're pandering to get on The Tonight Show or you're pandering to get on Jimmy Kimmel definitely do though for sure but I never accuse him of that cuz how am I supposed to know if they really feel like that way or Not Right But Pander I really don't care as long as it's funny right if you you're you're pandering but it's really hilarious but the problem with me what what I really get grossed out by is clapter oh yeah I'm guilty of it sometimes lately for sure just in certain scenarios I've done it yeah where people just they only want to say things that people going to clap it agree to think it's a punch line like hey you missed a whole part of this whole formula we're all participating in here this is a comedy club we're coming here for funsies 100% yeah yeah and I think also too it's like that's why it's hard that's why it's really rough to accuse someone of it yeah because you don't know like what is the difference between pandering and just playing to a crowd mhm or you go Oh Hey Joe you got to read the crowd right well what's the difference between pandering and reading the crowd yeah I guess reading a crowd is pandering so then I guess yes in a way I'm a a guilty give it but we all are yeah I guess I've never been one for reading a crowd I was like you just do your thing let's find out I like that let's find out how much of this stuff works in Madison Wisconsin they go did or no I was in uh Milwaukee Wisconsin somewhere in Wiscon the people after the show go ba you don't do that material in La I go damn sure I do yeah I do yeah I do this material in La for sure yeah people have this bizarre idea that you change your act depending upon who's in the crowd right like you know how hard it is to come up with all this stuff yeah like [ __ ] 6 months to come up with 20 minutes it's hard one new jok needs to be blossomed into a thing it needs to be
watered but I will say like I'll change you know read a crowd like if it's a corporate event I'm going to do different Mater I'll do different words of the same bits and things if I have to like I have to adjust you know yeah oh that's a different gig though right yeah the corporate gig is just I'm only like hiking up my skirt and stick my ass up in the air dude that's all it is that's the real luxury of being a successful like as successful as you know a lot of you comedians are you don't have to do that you don't have to do that the corporate gigs I don't have to but I still get offered it and I say yes and I'm going it's tough yeah Ron White did one he goes uh I did it because they offered me a fuckload of money and it was the worst experience I ever had in my [ __ ] life stressful why' you do it you shouldn't have done it he it was [ __ ] terrible yeah stressful it also is kind of exciting though I kind of crave those moments where I'm like nervous again like the like in February when I came in did the mother sh for the first time I was like oh this is exciting behind the Cur I'm a little nervous I'm a little nervous to go out there you're up in the balcony what I'm going I'm a little like I like this like the first time I did The Tonight Show I had all these like butterflies like that was I like I live for those kind of moments so like you know sometimes I'll take a corporate I'm going you should do a live I'm pretty nervous I'd love to yeah that's I'd love to that I did that because it made me nervous I I said no to it at first really yeah I was like yeah but then I thought oh why are you being a [ __ ] then I called my manager back I said don't say no yet let me call you tomorrow called the next day I'm like all right we're good let's do I love it I think that's a future well it's definitely you prepare for it more and you think about it in a different way than a regular show like I I prepared so much more than I ever do normally well you didn't have to sit around approving edits from people at a big Corporation with a bunch of laptops who aren't creative who go maybe this bit and you go I'm the comedian why are you editing that and so like I had I had to do that once with a Comedy Central I had a Comedy Central deal to do a special and I bailed on it oh really
yeah just after the phone call like no can't do this it's like you can't say that I'm like why not what you mean what are you talking about do you guys want funny or not funny like thought cable they've changed their standards though and then like by 2014 I got away with a lot I got away with a lot when I did a Comedy Central special in 2014 but they now I don't even know what they make anymore other than South Park Central I mean do they even have South Park anymore I'm not sure if they make new episodes but they have that they play a lot of reruns of things and then they also have all those daily shows and all that stuff that was good for them okay Daily Show of course but like they used to have so many shows I know I just don't think TV can compete with internet anymore no and they had an app too I know Comedy Central had an app for a while I don't I don't know if they still have that running they still have a Comedy Central app you want to hear a good story about folded in the Paramount I believe oh that makes sense and that's where the new South Park episodes are right what's that comedian's name that uh jool list just made a documentary about gosh he's a great guy from Boston he now lives in the keys of Florida he's a Boston comic kind of a legend Tom Dustin Tom Dustin yeah there's a great Tom Dustin story in Boston where the women that ran Comedy Central were like in the crowd and uh it's like a showcase thing and the owner's like just keep it clean this is you know this a thing and Tom Dustin is already kind of a controversial guy as far as like the booker was like you know you know our reputation here and we're letting you do this cuz we want to help you but like play ball so Tom Dustin goes out there and he's struggling a bit and then he uh and just in the middle of said he just decides I don't want to do this you know like I don't want to jump through these hoops so he goes I heard comedy centrals here and everyone collaps and he goes how many fat bearded unfunny [ __ ] are you going to put on the network this year and everyone's like mortified and then he's like like he like they're lighting him get off the stage get off the stage and then and uh he he WPS he that's it I'm out of here and then he comes back and he goes oh I forgot you're all a bunch of n-word [ __ ] whoa
he just says that to the the audience and that like that like cuz he just wanted to stick it to the comedy club and the and the people think yes Tom Dustin yeah he's a legend dude yeah um great [ __ ] funny guy dude must have missed him he uh you know he's grinding he's grinding it out one of those Boston boys and where does he live now now he lives in uh the he started comedy club in Key West what's it called uh I I know there's there is a comedy club in Key West that a lot of people go down to it's supposed to be a fun gig Doug does it do Stan Hub does it uh I know swartson I don't know if schon's done it but uh I know swon was down there when I was down there so he just works his own club yeah just made made his own started his own club he's happy pretty cool it's kind of what I didy well you guys did it in different ways Joe joist there this Jo oh yeah there you go Sam Talon that's pretty cool should [ __ ] take a trip downest yeah it's great might be fun to do a gig down there just for funsies yeah that help him out a lot too it's a fun area those people are wild people I mean that's been a wild place for a long ass time very unchartered territory yeah kind of like you know Nomads like [ __ ] it's pretty I like it there yeah and you can't just fly into the keys I mean I if you can I didn't know that you could because I had to drive Dave Williamson drove me for like 3 hours like we like how long have we been in the keys he's like the gig's up here don't worry got to go by cruise ship that's well that I think that's how they get there actually yeah have you done cruises been on cruises no no not me dude not into it uhuh yeah no well you know what's funny about the cruise ships uh while we're talking about like corporate corruption it's international waters so like the casino kill you well the casino you're like this kind of is this kind of feels unfair and they're like but who are you going to complain to no one there's no Pit Boss that goes oh don't worry this is all San there to get you drunk and steal your money oh and there the games are rigged they just steal you go I would like to talk to the casino commission they go shut up you're in the middle of the ocean you know and you talk to the guy that works there you're like hey
buddy how much you you know make and they're like I make like a dollar a week or what you know like it's some crazy thing you go they're they're just allowed to do that they give them free food and a bed yeah and they got more than where I you know how about those folks that like live on cruise ships you know there certain folks that gave up their house and they just live on a cruise ship all year round saying I promise I'm not trying to be contrarian here cuz I love Tim Dylan I love like all these guys who will [ __ ] on cruise ships and they're right every bit of criticism that my favorite people in my life criticize about cruise ships the other side of that coin is some people just want to eat [ __ ] and look at things they want to be F there are some people it's nice for my dad you know like he's he's happy to just go okay what are they play in a rush hour to all right like it's okay there those people are enjoying it sure it's a vacation you got slides fcking sh it's fine for them I get it it's not my brain right I don't want to do it I don't sink up that way nightmare for me but then every 3 days you get to Waddle your fat ass off the boat and see uh you know Puerto Rico for 3 hours and then you get back on the bo some people that's that's a pretty cool deal some people some people yeah I don't want to perform on those things well how many times you've done it oh I've only been on a cruise ship like probably three times and I got like some special deal where were you doing standup or were you I got to do standup up dud Joe what a thing one of the other Comics Tom Cotter goes you don't be here dud I know Tom C Tom's awesome he was the other comic on the boat he saw that I was doing it he goes dude you don't want to be on here he's like go get the rest of your life to be on a cruise ship like if this is where you want to end up and and he was speaking to the comedy aspect of it like it was just pretty that's a dark statement depressing yeah cuz Tom's my age Tom's awesome I've known Tom since we were open micers really yeah the first time I ever went to an open mic night I saw Tom on stage really I just found out that Greg Fitz Simmons was a Boston guy he started week after me really yeah we both started together do you consider yourself a Boston guy yeah
that's where I started ni yeah I think you develop a a kind of sense of comedy and of urgency and like the audience's attention span and like the comics from Boston have you know at least back in that day they had sharp material they're like you there were too many good Comics it was it was also like a real it was a real pressure cooker because you had these guys that were these National level Comics that could have been some of the best comics in the country but they never left Boston right and so you're always working with these guys these Steve Sweeney Don Gavin Kevin Knox Lenny Clark they were monsters yeah Lenny would have been pissed if he didn't say him right there oh he was a monster he was the first guy the second guy actually ever get paid to open for really yeah yeah those guys are rock stars and then they stayed put and so you guys have to compete with the rock stars exactly so Lenny got out and he did a lot of TV shows and a bunch of stuff but a lot of those guys they stayed put and they they were still [ __ ] like Steve Sweeney he's um to this day one of the the greatest killers on stage I've ever seen in my life they got destroyed back in the day I mean destroyed and Boston did a dirty thing they did a dirty thing the dirty thing was like say if you're a famous comedian and you're coming to play Nick's comedy stop for the weekend like Billy Crystal they would put on Don Gavin Kevin Steve swey oh was hell Mike Donovan I like that and they would just eat [ __ ] and they would love that these guys would eat [ __ ] I like they bring in a h they pay him all this money to go perform with this club this is a club by the way that would pay you in Coke or cash oh yeah that's old days yeah right there I've only read about that which makes me so happy like you want Coke money or just Coke or just money back in the day there was a club that used to do that I like that yeah and I think probably more than one oh for sure I mean these were partying people I would hear about that all the time you know how they all got hit up though taxes they all getting paid cash well um they all they all didn't pay their I remember opening for Greg Geraldo as like uh the club that I started at like we were he just used the open micers as free openers and like and
also like pick up the comedian at the airport and we wanted to pick up Greg Geraldo and Chris Porter all these we were excited to pick up the comics from the airport um but that was his way of not having to pay a car service to pick up the comics from the airport the club owner did that yeah the club owner do it and then but then he' also be like you guys are all going to do short sets in front of the headliner which we're excited to do but that also means he doesn't have to pay us to open so he doesn't have to pay for a middle or host so was a trick but we were happy to be part of the trick because we we just wanted stage time you get to hang out with Greg Geraldo how cool you're being an intern yeah it felt like that yeah and I was happy with the trade you know that stage time is valuable but and it got to meet all like the My Heroes you know that came through and I remember Greg Geraldo you know he's to he's he's clean now and he's trying to be an honorable husband and he's you know he's got the fix and he would just be like you know Jeff if this was back in the day we would been kneed deep in Coke and I'm like let's do that now like why like why why do I how did I miss it you know like I'm I'm reading about all these Tales it's unsustainable yeah the only guy who's been able to sustain partying for entire career of Stan hope yeah well or they die well Dangerfield was doing it until till the end he did it till the end he was smoking pot and doing lines to the very end yeah he was committed oh come on yeah what this is comy the the notes in the you saw me browsing those last night I was pretty into that yeah how' you get them his wife his wife gave him to us really yeah uh Whitney knows his wife and when she found out we were opening up the club I love that I love stuff like that I want to do something like what he did where he had Rodney Dangerfield and Friends where he did those uh HBO shows oh yeah where he ined world to like some of the best Comics I want to do something like that you'd help a lot of guys let me tell you because doing that like from the mothership would be [ __ ] amazing that would help a lot of guys I think there's guys out there that that could use it too there's guys out there that have like 10 minutes of murder and just put those 10 minutes of murder together and
you know have four or five guys on a show and have some fun would you be able to commit to picking the guys you like as opposed to the guys that Netflix wants you to plug no if I was going to do Joe Rogan and Friends it would have to be people I really think are whether I know them or not like people that I really admire and that's what what he did what Rodney did was different than anybody else other than Carson who wasn't really a comedian right so Johnny Carson was the way that everybody got famous you got on the tonight's show the new Carson by you get to sit oh thank you and you get to sit next to Carson like holy [ __ ] I'm sitting next to Carson and like he likes you so much you made it you were headlin in comedy clubs after that and traveling around the country and you know there guys like Rich Jenny did like dozens of yeah Rich Jenny was great amazing a very unhappy man but like a talented man super depressed guy but then you had Rodney and with Ry did is he introduced people to the HBO special comedians so these weren't comedians Like Tonight Show clean comedians these were guys like Robert Shimmel Dice Clay Bill Hicks Sam kison D Irrera Killers Lenny Clark Killers Killers yeah and like Headliners already like and then they all got HBO specials and then they they all became like national talent and like people that would see them everywhere but it all came out of Rodney cuz Rodney had this desire to introduce these Comics to the rest of the world whereas nobody else was doing that and I love that that's like that's how you help people is by going hey I know this guy isn't famous he doesn't have a sitcom but I right I'm I'm funny here's the guy that I think is funny I also think I think our Rodney Dangerfield is davel joke joke joke joke just crush and killer I think our Larry the Cable gu Theo Von like you know like it's got the voice and the things and the you don't know what is a story and what is a joke but you know our um Eddie Murphy's Kevin Hart you can you know R Normie is or nor McDonald is kind of a Mark Norman like you have these kind of next guys sort of I think they're all their own thing they are their own thing yeah I mean I don't really think it's our this or our I don't think about it that way well you don't think Styles Influence People yeah
they definitely do for sure sure I think you know like if you listen to Steven Wright then you listen to Mitch edberg yeah that and that's great yeah that's that beautiful absurdist nonsecular yeah I'm very inspired by Norman Patrice and Simpsons like if you watch my act you can go I can I know all the things this guy watched for I think it tells his own thing like it tells I think he's one of the greatest of all time I really do I think so too I saw him at the mothership one night I came in just to watch his set it was amazing machine gun J and he's so in the groove he's just this Zen Master on stage every Every Beat is perfect he's a master I love him he's so good he's so good at just talking [ __ ] too when he has everybody come on stage with him he gives everybody a microphone and they just starts [ __ ] on him yeah he's the best he also like has still like he's still maintained people like when you don't change you know like if you're a fat celebrity you better stay fat we don't want to see you skinny you know and if and if you're a skinny person you get fat they go what happened you know like we don't want like any that's why kid child stars are doomed cuz they're going to have to change and you're going I liked him when he was a cute kid you know but I think uh the same thing is true with like AEL he still looks like he's broke yeah you look at a tell you're like that guy is is he all right same dresses the same way every time you see him even on his specials wearing a a it could be 80 degrees outside he's got a jacket on like a dag and a hat he's just bizarre I love that and I love that like you're like you're like is he okay you're like that's one of the best com in the world he's crushing it yeah but he's really in his own little world like he really does still read newspapers and he writes jokes in a a coffee shop and his flip phone he texts you from a flip phone I didn't know that every time I get a text from him I appreciate it because I know how long it took to make these [ __ ] things take forever and he was in here in the studio and he was sitting there he had to text somebody he was going what are you doing yeah you're like my dad that's wild but he's right right if you don't want to be connected
to that world you don't want to be influenced in just stay in the zone and who's better at staying in the zone than him nobody who's better at coming up with new material nobody yeah he's awesome he so he's just like found this area to exist in he's like I'm good yeah I'm good I love it I I think he's one of the greats so I or we agree that he's one of the greats I had a a couple of friends this is a long time like we just went to a theater show we saw this comic he wasn't very funny they love to do that oh I saw this special it sucked you know like they love to [ __ ] on it better than just going we enjoyed it and so I go oh who'd you see and they go I can't remember his name but we we'll we'll text you if we can remember or whatever and I was like okay these are good friends of mine and so then like later on they're like oh it was Da of a tell and I go oh you were wrong you are just wrong and they're like no it was really bad I go wrong you're wrong there's just no way that that is and I think that that's like the disconnect of like maybe a theater show also or a netfli special were you talking to your friends were you looking at your phone they wanted some crowd work or something I don't know what they expected but I was like you're wrong like that's one of the greatest yeah I think sometimes if a venue's too big you know and the person's all small like maybe that's there's a disconnect there maybe but I don't know but it's usually screens yeah it's people have shitty tastes yeah I couldn't believe it yeah I've heard things like that before about other comedians that I think are awesome like shut up well also the Stadium's laughing and going this guy's the best and then might cheap jokes Oh you mean my favorite kind shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up I like a good cheap joke yeah exactly a cheap joke that makes me laugh laugh ex I'm not you know I'm not necessarily A connoisseur I'm just here to have a good time well that's I do think that's a good thing too about taste like I think it was in Dave Girl's Book he was like I'll eat like I'll drink shitty coffee from like a gas station but also appreciate like a nice espresso and I think that's a good way to like think about even like jokes yeah I'll take a oneliner a cheap joke I'll take a story a misdirection I'll take
anything just let me make me laugh yeah I like the good stuff and the bad stuff yeah but the thing that's hard for Comics is to maintain an audience enthusiasm right like to watch Comedy like and appreciate it like you used to before you were a comic M cuz you you know the tricks and it's it's one way to you like when you see someone's doing hacky stuff you're like yuck but just fun just have a good time don't start breaking down someone's bits or like you see Comics they they can't laugh they're watching things and everything is like hm I know I think a little extra time to get to this joke could have edited that out a little bit better he started like you know too much right you I did that early I'd police guys right like when I was like a passionate obsessed with comedy open micer I would be like you know so and so has a bit about that subject and it's like yeah like we we're all talking about the same subjects you know but I would be the guy that would be like well you shouldn't do that cuz Daniel Tosh has a thing you know like uh but it was all [ __ ] it was just me being so passionate about that I was over doing well you're probably applying those standards to yourself too yeah oh for sure yeah so that's part of it you see someone who's like come on man you know that [ __ ] Gilbert Godfrey had a bit about that yeah but like also just you don't want to overthink it I think you're 100% right like have fun with the crowd be out there yeah and just be able to enjoy different kinds of Comedy too and just some people just can't and there's so many people particularly like leftwing Comics like comedy has to align up with their ideology or they just won't they won't get into it they can't I hate it I used to see that with Dice Clay that was the big one and we were talking about this last night cuz like I came in as like a Dice Clay fan when I was a kid and by the time dice had gotten kicked off of MTV and it was like in fashion for comedians to call him a sexist and a pig and like this guy is it's a character yeah what are you talking about also it's like shut the [ __ ] up and then I there were there was like so much jealousy there was jealousy about him too because he was the first comic that ever sold out Arena so he was selling out Aras when everybody else was like struggling to
fill a weekend at a little comedy CL like what and these guys all started with him and and he was one of those guys that got on running Dangerfield special and just took off and then he did his own special I think it was just I think it was called dice rules and that special took off and then dude he was everywhere and it wasn't it was different than any other kind of Comedy cuz everybody knew the nursery rhymes and they wanted to say it with him so it was like going to a concert you know what's in the B [ __ ] oh and everybody go different if anyone was to criticize you know like I know a lot of the old dogs in Boston would be like these guys aren't doing anything different but that's different yeah so you get something that's different that's working and then people will kind of get mad you claimed you wanted something different and it's working it's working and it's different just because you do a different thing like if you're an observational comic cuz you do a different thing doesn't mean that that thing that all tens of thousands of people are screaming and cheering for is wrong right 100% that's a crazy way of looking I'll give you a great example I was at skankfest right this year in Vegas which what a treat and so grateful to them for having me so I don't ever want to make it sound like I'm not grateful but I went and watched um Carrot Top Scott Thompson right I went over to I went over to the luxer I I watched the show and then I come back to skankfest and I was like oh we were at carrot toop you know and people were like carrot toop and I was like he's better than all of us just so you know he's he funny it's great Joe 90 minutes of not missing it was uh relevant as far as like he was doing topical things he he had P Diddy joke that happened like the night before I saw him like he had uh all the you know it wasn't all props there was a lot of topical tons of trump stuff political stuff there was like three like a maybe a one minute segment where I was like um you know cuz I was going in with an open mind like if it's going to be [ __ ] I'll say it's [ __ ] if it was great I'll say it's great you know and there was like there was like a one little chunk that I was like that's a little hacky and it's like you know a Vegas Luxor joke about
how like oh they made it a a pyramid because if you try to jump out the window you'll just end back up at the casino I that's kind of I've heard that kind of thing but then I started thinking about it I was like no he probably wrote that he's been doing this for 29 years sometimes you'll watch prior he'll be like black when we're like this white and you go that's hacky no he did it first right and so in my mind I was like 90 minutes of not missing and he's the nicest guy in the world yeah and he's crushing it it's a great great great show well he was a guy that in the early days when he was taking off everyone [ __ ] on everyone [ __ ] on including Hicks Hicks had a whole bit about katop which sucks cuz he's so good it was just a jealousy thing it was a [ __ ] on the guy who was doing this thing that you think is somehow or another coloring Outside the Lines which is crazy to me didn't make any sense and then he also kind of was alienated from from everybody because he did then he did a residency in Vegas he was like one of the first big guys to just do he's been in Vegas forever 29 years that's so crazy that's a long time and that means it must be pretty good like it was it does well oh man I want you to see a really nice guy I oh saw it's so good and I couldn't he was couldn't have been more humble and like it was just like such a nice guy and I I I I said this to him I wanted him to hear it that like you know all the hate that my like comedy friends do is just because it's become a thing yeah it's not CU it's real so like I think this happens in life like people go Henry Winkler Jeff you worked with Henry Winkler isn't he the nicest guy in the world yes Henry Winkler is the nicest guy in the world but so are a lot of people right but we've learned Henry Winkler's the nice so we just repeat it you know oh Taylor Swift only sings about her ex-boyfriends every musician sings about their exes why is that Taylor Swift's thing well she's got all a lot but it's just something we've heard and we repeat as like a hacky thing and I think that's the same with kerat it became hack it became like a trend to make fun of him but he didn't deserve it that act is killer yeah there's a lot of that that's Trump as a Nazi right yeah it's
not fair yeah yeah there's a lot of that there's narratives there's headlines clickbait narratives that just get spread I don't know I hate it it's easy to Define people in a certain way they'll say oh I think I see it in like small things oh you know you swallow 10 spiders spiders a year I go no don't what are you sleeping outside with your mouth open what are you talking about why are people repeating these things things that aren't oh you know you lose a million hairs a month you're like no you don't like where are these things being repeated or perpetuated the internet just like we were talking about how much lizo made to like yeah exactly yeah which I'm probably going to wear that a little bit but I think we got to the bottom of it well we probably are at least semi accurate I just wonder who came up with that list in the first place well but that's there's difference between me saying something wrong on your podcast and millions of people repeating a thing that they heard about Carrot Top you know what I'm saying like I just I don't understand how that becomes a a reputation and now this guy lives in some world where he goes everyone hates me and even Family Guys [ __ ] on me I don't deserve this well one of the things that he said that after he came on my show he started getting a lot of love and he said it was way different a lot of people to shows that had like were fans of my show and then wanted to come see him and yeah it's like he turned a corner and he should have never had to do that I never met the guy like I I didn't meet him until I did a podcast with him yeah so for me it was like it was cool to just like just yeah just chill have fun with him like let him get out of that right you know a comedian yeah he's a nice guy yeah he's not hurting anybody like he sweetheart of a guy right like I feel like what happened to more prop Comics they all went away because he's so successful he defined prop comedy he's like Weird Al yeah you don't see parody music anymore Weird Al goes I got 50 albums who's next you don't see anybody smashing watermelons Gall it that's the only one one yeah well I guess Bo Burnham does musical parody but it's not the same sure he does it but he he started on YouTube right that was like how but it is like he doesn't take a
song you know how like weirdo would take Michael Jackson's song so you knew the song and then you repeat yeah which is great um loved weirdo haven't thought about him in a long time um but like you but prop Comics it's over it's it like puppet Comics they they went away you have Jeff Dunham and that's it what was the guy I know know this OT and George OT I didn't say it so funny dirty I used to work with we used to do um these prom shows at dangerfields so when I first moved to New York City dangerfields was uh one of the clubs that I worked at the most because it was like first of all I couldn't believe it was Rodney Dangerfield's club and they actually filmed one of Dangerfield specials there and she was like a fan of Dangerfield oh huge fan and uh we do these prom shows and the prom shows would start like 700 p.m. or whatever it was and they would go on until 4:00 in the [ __ ] morning and it was kids like from the Bronx and Staten Island they'd come in on buses and limos and they'd all be drunk and they would fill up these [ __ ] little clubs with these kids and then just want you to do the same material the next show so the kids leave so they never had the kids leave so they would tell you hey you got to stop doing new material do the same material every time I'm like I'm not doing the same material you're I'm not going to bomb I'm here to do my you tell me what to do you've got me here for five sets if you got five if I look in that same drunk kid is in the front row I'm going to do a new set yeah that's great you know I have another 10 minutes grow yeah I mean it was [ __ ] ridiculous but the shows would go on forever and ever and I did a bunch of them with auto oh wow I'm so jealous to hear that I I do you think that the internet has a lot of Auto in George like you can find stuff cuz you had to see them live cuz you couldn't believe what the [ __ ] he was saying he was so wild he would say the [ __ ] crazy as [ __ ] and then he would say to the the puppet I George what the [ __ ] are you saying can't you talk like that yeah which is great you got an out but it's your hand that's the oh here we go yeah it's so funny dirtyest doz in 1988 I love it I love that this is on the interet yes I'm [ __ ] uncomfortable here got to take a [ __ ] and everything sorry I had a ride here in a chunk of a
car it sucked it was boring my turtle waxed my dick I was so [ __ ] bored in there Johnson's Turtle Wax three coats I want to see the water jumping off of this that's right I got a wooden [ __ ] I circumcised with a pencil shoener at least I stay hard when I'm drunk it up your [ __ ] hot ons George please watch it there are ladies here there's ladies here [ __ ] protein slur check it out he like a star to me who saw this movie he goes down jobs my girlfriend gave me skull last night she did a good job when she was done my [ __ ] looked like a totem pole and her face looked like a glazed donut I just love the idea like the premise is preposterous but you had to see him live if you saw him live and you were in the room with him it was so fun oh that in that that's me that like I know everyone talks about [ __ ] now but like back at the time that's pretty like edgy stuff this is 88 right so he was a kind of a wild dude and you know unfortunately that kind of cost him a lot of substances little off the rails little crazy we had a GU a couple of guys who these Knuckleheads who lived in Seattle but we looked up to them cuz anyone that was you know any was like an older brother or somebody in comedy was a big deal to us and they did a thing called uh Robo and he had his own Myspace page and everything it was just this terrible robot it was a trash can that they just put a box head on and they had like two buttons like that was on a race car kind of thing so it could only spin and the eyes would light up and then when you hit like a thing it would make his mouth make a little uh line of lights and the guy would just be in the back a comedian would be in the back reading his jokes off the notepad well oh here it is Robo and the jokes were just so funny his head would fall off sometimes but he'd be like why do women wear makeup and perfume cuz they're ugly and they stink and then he would like spin around let here some bathroom to take a leak I've been to get that F I can't understand it someone in there offered me some cocaine I said no thanks I'm already wired get it just terrible [ __ ] but like yeah you
would just be like why do women get their periods cuz they deserve it and then all you like spin around and people would leave I mean it's an open mic it was not like at least utum George had like sold out this would be two guys just drunkenly having a good time with terrible jokes and putting it on the robot which that's actually a really good idea so funny well it's cool because you can get that robot to say things just like you can get South Park to say things cuz they're not real people oh it's not me in the back with a microphone it's the robot yeah it's Cartman right it's so fun it's not even a human it's a big round thing he said one time they got booked too like or actually like the first time someone tried to book them like hey Rob O we would love to have you at our venue it's like no it's Robo like it's not like that it might have been an automated thing or something but they thought it was so funny that someone tried to book them off of a video like that that's hilarious I love that kind of stuff though well somebody probably thought that was a real act yeah you could take it somewhere I love it you probably could have I mean someone could easily do that yeah I mean how hard is it to do it's so funny have you seen that comedian on kill Tony what is the gentleman's name that has um he has some sort of a neurological condition where he can't talk so he he has a Bluetooth speaker oh he does his jokes I I I haven't seen him on Kony the Q Comedy Club like two weeks oh that's the calendar Aaron B Aaron B he's very nice guy funny too yeah I know I've seen this guy on AGT or something right that's what it was it was on America's Got Talent yeah I've seen him I uh I almost did a thing after I had to follow him somewhere I can't remember it was and but it was for like Louis jayun was one of these shows where being mean is like okay you know yeah encour yeah it encouraged it was like Lou Jay's like you got to tell your most [ __ ] up jokes first and then try to get out of the hole and in my mind I'm like this sounds like a nightmare yeah but they tell us to do that yeah and every comic made the same mistake where we where we came out and went we tried to get you know we you know Comics we try to play we try to get
around the rules a little bit I was going he told us we had to say the most [ __ ] up joke first so we all did that kind of buffer so it just didn't work for any of us but uh that guy was before me and so I thought about just recording into my phone like a thing and acting like I'm him as like my first thing and I was like this isn't going to go for a while I'm just going of yeah yeah you that's no one's going to be on your side right so but I was like I I you get a little more Brave that guy's incredible balls to do that can barely walk you know can't move his arms well playing your hand yeah he's playing his hand he's playing his hand he's been dealt that and he's making the [ __ ] best of it he's headlining in Key West 100% that's it that's a great example playing your hand yeah he didn't go oh this is [ __ ] send me money dude I have to piss so bad what's up I have to piss so bad all right should we wrap this up no let's do it dude um Last Cowboy yes Last Cowboy in La uh comes out today it's out today right this comes out tomorrow where can people see it yeah um yes so it comes out today when if you're hearing this uh it's on 800 pound gorilla is the name of the production company so like just go to YouTube S search Jeff D Last Cowboy in La you can find it hopefully you can search it hopefully you YouTube doesn't [ __ ] your algorithm we'll see some of the stuff my trump interview oh yeah let's can we watch this is that be all right it's I mean technically hasn't premiered yet it'll I this little this little trailer can we watch the trailer is that right sure yeah let's watch the trailer we'll wrap this up everybody go see it I at Rock Bottom in Hollywood California that is a bad place for Rock Bottom cuz everyone is mean to you there in Hollywood everyone my entire career everybody in Hollywood's been like you're not even famous I've never heard of you you're not famous you're not even famous you're not famous I've never heard of you you're not famous you're not even famous right and then I have one bad day and it's like famous comedian crash his car fights cop I'm like God damn it where' you film this a lot for Nashville yes yes also I I if I'm honest I actually like trans women better than I like regular women I do have you ever
talked to a trans wom they're great they're like dudes just for raw dog in life you you don't know was this at Z no mus venue this is brave what I'm doing right now hit him with the Poetry like no not [Applause] I like her she likes naughty words you know I probably not a smart subject to do on my first special but you know like to started Cancer all right Last Cowboy Last Cowboy check brother thanks for me on man appreciate pleasure bye everybody [Applause] [Music]