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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day than for sure of course pretty tight is it tight you mean no no nice like tight nice nice I feel like they're going to sue me for the shirt I don't know do you sell it I'm trying to I don't think they want to sue anybody I think they want to keep it on the DL especially you cuz you could just go on podcast and talk about it not if I'm dead I could talk about till I'm dead let's see if there if they haven't killed there's so many if they haven't killed malice if they Haven there's so many people that they haven't killed that'd be a fun kill though they just come to the Bronx it's like so easy to just kill me right anybody gets killed in the Bronx happens all the time and nobody cares yeah probably they don't care few people would be upset and then would go away mom like Epstein yes that kind of went away it did go away the guy who tried to kill Trump kind of went away it did well didn't that guy get shot though yeah he's dead yeah but now he's gone poof gone no one talks about it do you think P duty is in prison waiting for the clintons to just kill him do you think every day I'd be looking for them I don't think the clintons were involved with P didy do you no but Epstein were the was epy involved with p didy no I just feel like these pedophile rings have to cross points at you know m at some point the P didy thing sounds like just complete unchecked depravity like I don't even think he was gay he was just [ __ ] guys might maybe he's gay but it seems like he's you to be gay cuz then he would just be sure at least for like 10 minutes he's he's at least by well I mean may it might just be whatever drugs are taken like I don't understand it when that whole like I I think I had peripherally heard that P Diddy had big parties but I never heard of freak offs or any I never heard of that stuff until pretty recently like post pandemic I think Jamie when did you hear first hear about like P did parties my mic's off I mean I would think that he I've heard about him having big parties your mic has to be off because of Carl's breathing pretty
heavy still right now trying to keep it down oh my God he's so cute he's adorable Carl and Marshall they they go at it time first time I don't know I've heard of I don't even know what rumors I would have heard I just heard like you know but it not got crazy parties I didn't had nothing yeah it was never like in the Zeitgeist it was never it's just weird too cuz he always had the white parties where you have to wear all white and I just feel like that's the worst color for body fluid ew yeah right just [ __ ] maybe that's how he kept track of who who he [ __ ] that person's already gotten it that person that person's already covered and disgusting stuff take my God there's so many horrific accusations so involving uh young singers young like children yeah it's disgusting it's insane he makes R Kelly look like a decent guy yeah it's so crazy it is crazy and meanwhile the guy was like hanging out with Oprah hanging out with Obama JayZ everybody everybody I'm sure the clintons were there at some point maybe bill bill is so nice I went one time was he he's so like when I met Charming he is and he's actually still kind of good-looking like even for an older dude yeah why not he's still so good-looking and she's just so miserable well she's publicly humiliated and she thought that her big retribution would become president you know become president sure and then that would be it all water under the bridge I'm a strong woman I'm running this country and America was like nah I mean it doesn't matter what color you are America does not want a woman in charge well that's not exactly true because she won the popular vote she I mean not uh kamalo though no but commo was a terrible candidate the difference between her and Hillary it's night and day well Hillary had a lot of experience too she's been doing this for a long time sure she was a secretary of state and on top of that she could answer questions sure like you could have a question on with her about like what would we do differently if if you were president about the Israel Gaza conflict sure she would have something off the top of her head what would you do differently than Joe Biden she wouldn't say I can't think of a thing she would never say that no K Harris is just not good she's definitely not good
at interviewing either no I mean I don't know if she's good at running things CU you'd have to be behind the scenes to see how that works but when it comes to like talking off the top of her head she what she's good at is a pre- rehearsed speech that she reads off a teleprompter sure but if someone asks you a rogue question then you have to be ready to answer it yeah when Rogue questions like you have to be able to say what differentiates you from Biden you have to that's like a that's pretty simple you're just like well I'm still alive yeah that too that would be funny if she said that right that's what she should do if she could be funny people funny person there I can answer questions I can look you in the eye yeah funny yes I was surprised she didn't come on the pod c a little bit it seems like and this is all reports these are all anecdotal reports right but it seems like her campaign was kind of chaotic like no one could make a decision they had I don't know how many conversations with my folks right but multiple conversations giving different dates different times different this different that and we knew that she was going to be in Texas so I said open invitation right you you said you can come whenever you want anytime you pick a time I will be here and you would have been the best person for her to talk to CU you're not going to attack her you would just ask her questions but that's the problem I don't know if she'd be able to answer those questions I'll ask her question but I think they had requirements on things that she didn't want to talk about she didn't want to talk about marijuana legalization so I thought was hilarious why like that's so because of her Prosecuting record oh well I mean that is like that was her old job though yeah and you know she put a lot of people in jail for weed 1,500 apparently that's not really that many though 1500 I tell those guys those 1500 together room prison no oh okay then they're fine now well prison really builds character you go in there you really figure out what kind of person you are I bet it does yeah but when you are um held past your release date to fight wildfires for the state because KLA Harris wants you to do that sure with the swipe of my pen right you guys are I
mean it's not like the worst idea to just clean up the wildfires well you should probably pay people for all work sure you know even prisoners that's just free I got a problem with all that I mean I have a problem with slave labor in prison because it's essentially mandated right you have to you have to have a job in some prisons but I mean what else are you going to do in prison like if you're not read books do push-ups okay but at some point have someone tell what to do if I'm going to want to do hair I'm going to want to cook at some point like you just do need a routine otherwise the time never how many books can you read every every single day that's true that's true yeah how many yoga classes can you take you just need a schedule kind of just to like I don't know that just helps your day go by like even if you hated it you still need like when I was on unemployment for a period I'm like I'm actually very bored you know what I mean like you you like it for a couple of days but you need that routine to kind of like I don't know I if I was in prison I'd want a job this episode is brought to you by the farmer's dog dogs are amazing they're loyal they're lovable like just having Marshall around can make my day 10 times better and I'm sure you love your dog just as much and you want to do your best to help them live longer healthier happier lives and a healthy life for your dog starts with healthy food just like it does for us there's a reason having a balanced diet is so important so how do you know if your dog's food is as healthy and as safe as it can be well Farmer's dog gives you that peace of mind by making fresh real food developed by board certified nutritionist to provide all the nutrients your dog needs and their food is human grade which means it's made to the same quality and safety standards as human food very few pet foods are made to this strict standard and let's be clear human grade food doesn't mean the food is fancy just means it's safe and healthy it's simple real food from people who care about what goes into your dog's body the farmer's dog makes it easy to help your dog live a long Healthy Life by sending you fresh food that's pre-portioned just for for your dog's needs because every dog is different and I'm not just
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I was like you get arrested sh don't say that no these are all jokes right wink they're all jokes is listen I was just supporting black lives matter and that's how you do it that's how you do it you get shamp fu for free shampoo and conditioner yeah the most racist thing I ever saw was a CVS that had everything locked up except sunscreen I mean that's pretty much how it is in every CVS and why people don't buy sunscreen because we want to be dark so no one's no one's stealing it or buying it yeah good good call the well they do if they're worried about cancer if you're one of those people it puts it everywhere all over your face mean you meanwhile you're putting toxic chemicals all over your face they're like smoking cigarettes it's like what are you doing just get cancer well I was reading this thing where they were talking about that see if you can find this so what this person was saying was that people who spend less time in the sun are more likely to get deadly skin cancer is it because your body's not used to yeah you get cooked you know your body doesn't have any melanin so you go out there and you get like [ __ ] burnt to death and your body develops cancers but also you're not you don't have vitamin D so vitamin D is like a crtical hormone and it protects you from a lot of things it's it's it's crucial for your immune system it's crucial for a lot of different functions it's also interesting because one time we were at the cellar and Louie kept telling me that I needed vitamin D cuz I'm so white and I was just like vitamin is that a real thing it just sounds like dick vitamin I was like yeah you need Vitamin D I was like is that like a real thing so white you need some vitamin D so you need to get [ __ ] by somebody that's going to help you that's the only thing that's going to help you only thing that's going to keep me alive imagine if that was true imagine if like the only way you could maintain health is to get [ __ ] I mean it makes sense people that are homeless are just like fingering themselves all the time there must be something to I mentally ill sure but they also are like I want to stay alive be I want I want to prolong this homelessness keep me alive as long as we can there there's a book I read
fingering yourself for health I mean all of the homeless people on Sixth streets are just like fingering themselves constantly yeah there's a lot of that kind of activity with homeless I think they just give up on shame on everything and they just I think you're out of your mind you have to be out of your mind we you're like who cares there's this poor lady on Sixth Street there's a gas station that I only go to if everything's gone totally wrong and I need gas for sure you just run out of it but you like you there you get out of your car you're ready to fight people it's a sketchy gas station oh I guess and there's this poor lady who her head instead of being like here her head is like it's like it's broken her neck is broken okay and so her head is like down here and she she has to look at you like this she can't lift her chin off of her sternum like literally down like this and she's just a bag of bones just barely alive like okay obviously we're not going to help homeless people like there's no money in helping poor people like let's give them all fet and I'll clean up the streets do the kindest thing we can for them odm yeah if I'm on the street for longer than a week please kill me it's not going well people have recovered just people have gotten their [ __ ] together many I don't know how many CEOs were like I was on the street Zer CEOs and then I got some vitamin D I turned well how many CEOs enjoy life that's the real question I just because something's difficult to do doesn't mean it's good to do right sure like some people think that becoming extremely wealthy and running a major corporation because it's difficult to do that's something you should aspire to but those guys all die young they all have heart attacks Strokes yeah it's a very high stress position insanely high stress and the hours are insane and you're probably [ __ ] miserable other than time you're doing coke and banging strippers right I think I would like the rich part and then I would just do something with like animals oh yeah I love animals I know you do people forget but like well I brought Marshall just for you I mean Marshall is so beautiful like if I ever go bald I told you I want like a wig I don't know how white women are not just wearing golden retriever's wigs because it's beautiful his hair but it would
stink when it gets wet I mean everyone thinks white people smell anyway when who gives a [ __ ] you remember the first time you heard that black people thought white people smell like dogs like we love dogs I have never heard that oh yeah really they always think we smell like dogs it's like that's try hurting my feelings well I guess if you're around dogs I think human beings smell if they don't wash it's all it is like I don't think there's a difference between the smell of black people and white people and this is coming from someone who does jiujitsu sure maybe not so I smell people like that close when their chest pressed up against my face I've never noticed a difference in human odor all I know is black people think white people smell like dogs wet dogs when we get wet maybe that's just like a fun thing to say I think it's more than one black person saying it for real I've never heard Jamie you ever heard that jimy never heard it I hang out say to you yeah weird I'm like that doesn't hurt my feelings I love dogs yeah dogs are great they're amazing if you're going to smell like an animal I mean that's not the worst one to smell like cats are kind of crazy CU they never smell and they don't even take showers they just clean themselves no but if you get like one of those hairless ones you have to like clean their nails and their skin and stuff the hairess ones are [ __ ] weird they are but I like them do white people really smell like wet dogs to black people the smell comes from hair follicles when they get wet hair follicles secrete an oil that spreads some spread somewhat When Wet and a small amount of water gets it okay interesting yeah and that's from cor it's hilarious sounds like a white but that's hilarious go back up to that cor is one of those answer websites right oh I thought cor like a black lady see look at all the Reddit posts that I understand the redit post but here's my point Kora is like one of those like you can ask it like how do you make a nuclear bom like that kind of stuff and imagine if it said do black people really smell like dogs what do black people smell like when they're wet I don't think they smell any different than anybody but the point is you could never have that question on a question web web page you
no [ __ ] chance but you could have it about white people could you ask it what Indian people smell like I don't think you should they would have a nobody cares about Indian people at all Indian people do yeah but you ever see what they're doing in India Ram Swami becomes president you're going to have a real issue with this I don't even know who that is really yeah you don't know who vake is I try not to pay attention to what's going on good for you I really don't know anything good for you that's so healthy I know like very little if you can exist like that it's a good way to be you know there's plenty of people in this world that are paying attention I know I'm not one of them though I don't have a problem with that that's Ari Shir too he doesn't know what the [ __ ] going on that's why we're good buddies yeah he has no idea what's happening he's I mean you talk to him about LW being P like what that's not real yeah AR's the best he's like AR but he's also so autistic which is why like him even producing my special was so good because he's so like focused and he knows exactly what to do very focused love stand up as an art form him love stand up he's the best at like not killing seats for the show he is the best person for that oh yeah yeah he knows how important it is yeah his that he did was the the Jew special was so ridiculous because they had to keep those candles lit and so they to constantly light them I was there for it I opened for it it was so hot and he taped it in June it was so hot I was on stage I did like 15 minutes I'm like oh it's really hot in here well there a fire behind you I know you think about all those candles how much fire is that that's a lot of fire it's crazy it was crazy they have like fire extinguishers standing by in case some [ __ ] went sideways probably I'm sure there was some like there might have been a fire marshall they had to hire just to make sure probably but even if the whole place goes on fire what's he G to do he's be like well there's a fire like going to do he's going to run away right so what is he going to do like I mean you would need so many uh fire Stingers no they're little tiny fires they're a bunch of little itty bitty fires there's not like one major allc consuming fire
what if it gets a hold of like the curtain if you have fire extinguishers how far back was the curtain Cur from that was there a curtain at all I'm pretty sure Cur sure there was a curtain yeah it I mean it looks beautiful though yeah it's not as easy to light things on fire as you think and if Fire Marshals are standing by with a fire extinguisher they put that [ __ ] out real quick and that would actually be kind of funny yeah they probably keep that on the show that would be fun if there was idea a bunch of [ __ ] candles on stage that would be amazing well he was running that special for forever for a long time and then you know the whole Kobe thing happened and then he stopped and then he came back what's crazy I was with him in um I guess it was Charlotte when the whole Kobe thing happened and I he was sick I was like oh we were on the road I was like just go to sleep and then I wake up and I'm like what did you [Music] do I was like you're sick you're supposed to go to sleep and then I was like oh Ari this and then the funniest part is people were like we're going to kick your ass if you're ever in North Carolina and he's like I'm there they're like all right well if you come to where I'm at we're going to kick your ass well he was really into making fun of people when they died because everybody was like really kind to people when they die and and he was always like [ __ ] them some of them were really funny the Kobe one was not but some of them were really funny sure I also don't think he knew like he didn't know like the daughter was there like he was just right he was just doing it about Kobe Jimmie your microphone is rubbing I got him oh um yeah I but just he do that anymore thank God what's funny is the Uber came to pick us up the next day and it's like just like a black dude picking us up he and he's like I got to go to the bathroom he takes us to like a transient bus station Uber guy yes oh God and I'm like does this guy know about yeah I'm like are we going to get murdered the guy leaves for like 20 30 minutes to take a [ __ ] no way yeah before we're going to like the airport no way he did and I was like this is crazy I would have ordered a second Uber to pick me up where the first Uber was no we were ready to get murdered you
ready we just sitting there the time is now if this is my fate this is my fate we're dying right now if you die because Ari shafir decides first of all for the longest time Ari realized that he could not have a phone because he would be addicted to social media and it was terrible for his mental health and that's what happened and so he had a flip phone forever oh I know and I was like good for you like David T still has a flip phone he does it's brilliant like the people that do it Sebastian younger he came in here he still has a flip phone there's people that that rock a flip phone if he would have not had that flip phone he wouldn't have done the Kobe stuff 100% but I think things like that ultimately are good yeah he's not he doesn't regret it if you talk to him he shouldn't have done it right but he now he knows he shouldn't have done it and that's just another layer of experience in life and just overcoming this horrific cancellation should he not have done it though in hindsight yeah I think he's probably it's probably not a good thing to do to mock guy his daughter die in he didn't mock the daughter he just mocked him true yeah so I asked him like do you regret doing it he's like no of course he did and nobody nobody really like people were upset that's the whole thing with cancellations people are upset for like two three days and then they forget well especially in this new cycle this new cycle is so crazy it's just no matter what happens there's always something right around the corner that just covers it up just a new thing to get a just another wave comes in and you no longer it's Fades whatever it is Bridget sent me that thing about the FEMA person who got fired cuz if you had a TR yeah if you had like a trump thing on your can you imagine that I know but it's like if you have any signs that means your house didn't get hit hard by a hurricane no come on no because you could have a Biden sign like it doesn't matter any sign but that's what I'm saying if you have any sign was secured depends entirely on how the sign was seced if your roof came off you think that sign's going to be there bottom line is that's not what was she was saying what she was saying is avoid all
houses that have a trump sign you cannot do that oh I know but I'm just saying what's funny to me is like if you have a sign and it didn't lift off the ground like how hard was your house could be flooding your house could have been completely flooded you have no power no electricity no running water yeah I guess your house needs to be drained Fe like it's Federal Emergency Management it's not supposed to be Federal Emergency Management for whoever this one person who's in charge with ideologically absolutely I don't I'm I was making a joke like if you have any sign there and it survived a hurricane like your house is probably fine right also I want FEMA funds to go to the fire Festival like that's all our money should be going through is white guys trying to run a festival who fail do you know that guy's doing another one I know is it a it's not a fire Festival he's calling it I think he's calling it fire Festival too is he I think so yeah and he's charging like a million dollars a ticket his move is to just charge an insane amount of money and see how [ __ ] stupid some people are I mean I love that the whole thing was nuts it's like one dude it's always like some guy who you think could be selling Bitcoin or a pyramid scheme and now he's decided to put on a music festival because he wants to be cool you know what I mean like doing wants to party with people he wants to party with people but you got didn't he get like famous people to go I think a lot of people pulled out at the last minute yeah probably when they heard no but who was the guy that was like was like uh Not Jus who J Ru was doing it with him I mean if you have J Rule and anything it's not going to be well was was J Rule one of the organizers he I think he was just like one of the faces of it I don't know if he put money in it or not right like you gave him a piece of it or something like that I don't know he was there they brought all these influencers out and they I mean listen if it if he pulled it off it would have been pretty good I mean he did have everyone post at the same time like what was it that orange box or something thing all of so like everyone saw it and they were like oh what's this and then all these like rich kids are there and they're like crying they're EA I mean honestly the fire
Festival was for all of us that's what it was right for all of us to see all these kids crying and these FEMA tend and it just it was amazing it was amazing see if you can find his videos or he's trying to promote fire Festival too so he's walking down the street of New York City saying that all so many tickets are already sold and if you want I think they sold a lot of tickets I'm looking to buy one and I don't even can't find the website to buy them not that I want to go I just want to see what might not even be real he might be completely insane there's a lot of press about it about fire Festival 2 yeah posted on multiple websites this was all happening it could have just been a press release from where where is fire Festival 2 going to be summer in Mexico on April 25th through 28 oh my God I hope the cartel find this year no coming up yeah this year coming up wow who the [ __ ] is going to who's go to Mexico for a [ __ ] fire Festival that's crazy just go to Cancun it's so much closer yeah fire Festival go to uh PTO Vara you don't have to go to fire Festival what's the place all the kids go to Tulum they love to party in Tulum yeah have it have it there I don't know why Tulum this that one that's like one of the major places where they have those Aztec Ruins I think or Mayan ruins I don't know why Tulum is like the big it's like where like beautiful hippies and psychedelic people go they go to Tulum they do a lot of Instagram posts I mean that's all everything's about on Instagram post I was watching uh this lady and her boyfriend the other day were walking on the street and they had basically taken up the entire Street the girl was sitting on this like marble bench and she was posing and you couldn't walk in between the two of them and he was like 12 feet away from her so they was like like what is this you're just stopping I I would went and it was a long photo shoot like it went on for a couple minutes it was [ __ ] stupid as [ __ ] she kept changing her her pose and her face and the angle that he photographed her out I wanted to take his phone away like hey [ __ ] get out of the way yeah they do that I was in CVS and they they were doing a sketch and everyone's like you got to get out
of here a sketch in CS there's a bunch of people with cameras and they were trying to do a sketch and they were screaming and this girl was like this girl behind the counter is a nice girl and she's also like a little bit slow so she's trying to get these people out of there it's just like chaos everybody I get why people steal in CVS cuz nobody helps you and you're like I will just steal it's just you're better off stealing them waiting there for somebody to come help you it's just a nightmare the amount of people that I've seen working at those kind of stores that have like some sort of odd wound an eye wound odd some odd like something like their head looks oddly shapen like they get hit with a brick like something well that's where veterans go to work they send you back to CVS yeah really I don't know no you're just making that up I make a lot of stuff up there's so many of these [ __ ] sketches and pranks that people are doing now on YouTube it's like everybody if you look at kids today like um they did some sort of a survey where they ask kids like what do you want to be when you grow up and most of them said famous yeah I mean you could get famous opening like unboxing videos like like I mean if you could do that why wouldn't you want to do that I mean I'd have a kid just to see if they could do that well you know that kid on Tik Tok Keith Lee do you know who he is he just reviews food no with a sort of a monotone voice he's actually brothers with a he was a MMA fighter himself and he's Brothers with Kevin Lee who was a uh a top UFC Contender at one point in time and he just does these like sort of monotone videos where he reviews food is he like super super popular wow yeah like how many it's like why even go to school if you could just unbx a video One of a Kind studies shows that 27 million paid creators operating in the US 11.6 million of them working full-time as creators wow yeah I mean it's like is that a number one job if you're from another country and you're like why don't we just bomb America wait that might be what's the isn't the number one job driving vehicles in the United States which is one of the things they're really worried about when it comes to
automation because it's one of the first jobs it's going to go I've seen those cars where they're operating there's no one operating them and they're just driving they're weird Okay number one occupation retail salesperson is 3 million home and health Personal Care is 3 million as well three both of them are 3, 700,000 General and operations managers 3 mil5 fast food counter workers 34 show them all what's interesting the retail and the home health aids they're the same people doing both jobs because they can't afford to live just one job so drivers isn't even in the top 10 that's interesting I thought it was like number one of the top ones so Cooks is 2 mil7 and that's number 10 stalkers order fillers 28 um and so influencers was what 1 million that's what it was one 11 1 11 oh 11 wait a minute so that's more than that yeah so what the [ __ ] so go back to that chart again 11.6 that's like the top four combined almost that's crazy so that's the most common job so why is it saying retail salesperson it's it's like literally three times more common than that I have to then dig into where they're getting their data from I guess but wow she says retail has been the most common job in the US since 1997 not anymore [ __ ] yeah that's crazy so that means an influencer or content creator whatever the [ __ ] you want to call people that's me too I guess with that's the number one job podcasting I used to have a joke back when it was just reality shows that um there's going to be a reality show about a cameraman on a reality show somebody's filming him someone's filming the cameraman on a real what a crazy job you are a cameraman on reality show and then someone's going to say but who's the cameraman behind the cameraman and then it's going to be like two mirrors facing each other the United States is going to be filled with just camera people filming other camera people people I'm into it it was a joke but it's kind of true now like once CU I back when I said this this is like you know 20 th something when I was on Fear Factor there was no social media Stars it didn't exist and social media itself didn't exist but now that it does now that you see the impact that it has and
how many people are making a living as air quotes content creators it's kind of [ __ ] crazy it's incredible yeah it's a totally new market that emerged out of nowhere and according to that thing at least it's the number one job in the country yeah I mean it makes sense people are making a ton of money off of it that's why people are like filming every single thing that they do yeah and just putting it on Instagram or Tik Tok well they learned from the Kardashians that it doesn't even have to be interesting no it doesn't you just have to have a new scene every five seconds it's just and also if it's like something crazy if somebody's fighting like a fight that helps yeah but it doesn't even that doesn't even matter all you have to do is just constantly switch angles do you ever watch a reality show mm the the the scenes const L change my wife watches that stupid [ __ ] Kardashian show I'll watch it too but it's so monotone like it's just one monotone person to another monotone person she just likes the clothes and the other pretty hous I mean listen I've watched the Kardashians I get it but the point is every like five seconds the camera changes angles you never have like one like like a podcast yeah is just you and me the only thing that changes is your camera's on when you're talking my camera's on when we're talking sometimes it's both both of us talking on camera I mean I wish Chris Jenner was my mother I mean the way she's made these kids so famous like could you imagine telling your kid to [ __ ] have a sex scene and then release it do you think that she did that yes she absolutely did that for sure I think so really I'm pretty sure h i Reserve judgment I think she I think she did and I think it was the smartest thing she could have done for all their careers definitely worked absolutely and everybody has sex you want to watch go watch go watch it but the F like you would never think a mom would put that out there but it was like pretty brilliant my mom would never do something like that for me well you know that she's a little unconventional sure yeah it takes an unconventional woman to like release your kids sex tape she kind of turned her husband into a woman and basically made the entire Clan Super
Rich all even Rob is rich rich they're all rich crazy Rich yeah for no reason like that text date right but like that is kind of the the seed it is yeah Ray J was more famous than Kim when they did that right and now Ray J's like nowhere I then that's like if his mother also was on top of it with Chris he could have been a bigger star too nobody gives a [ __ ] about RJ anymore that's crazy that he didn't capitalize on that because his mom wasn't Chris Jenner right but why didn't he figure out a way because like what is what's unique about her way of thinking I think it's just uh Kim is very pretty that helps he's a good looking guy though he's a good-looking guy got a big dick right he I assume I you know I never saw the video how dare you lie to me like that right to my face that he has a big dick no that you never saw the video I didn't I saw the video but I didn't see his dick in it what did you see I think I saw it too late I seen it years later I seen it years later I checked it out too late when the dick wasn't in it what the dick was removed eventually I think the dick was eventually removed I don't know I've been searching for it pretty hard I bet Jamie can find it right now on PornHub can you find it PornHub is blocked in Texas Joe oh no well you know what you got to have certain laws if you want to have free guns why can't why is it blocked in Texas it's not blocked it's not blocked you just have to have proof that you're 18 how do you prove that with your license upload yeah you have Chris Jenner say that you're over [Music] 18 you have to have proof okay I guess well I'm going to go home and search it well porn addiction for kids is a real thing I dated a guy that had porn addiction yeah what happened I mean we broke up eventually he was also a little autistic and then he went to see a sex therapist and I think they were [ __ ] so I guess she fixed it what he [ __ ] his sex therapist yeah Jesus Christ for real I mean that's what he told me I don't think he was like lying about it what a [ __ ] yeah but you have to like it's like any other addiction you have to like stop doing it I didn't even know he had it I'm just focusing on the sex therapist like how crazy is that she's [ __ ] her clients maybe she her
boyfriend wasn't [ __ ] her at all and she was like at least someone's obsessed with it well maybe give it to me maybe that's how she cures you cuz if you're horny if you're like a healthy person who's just horny normally and the person you're with is not horny at all and you're exhausted by that but you're a sex therapist and then you're you're talking to some guy he's good-looking guy and he's like I I want to [ __ ] all the time that's the thing and she's like you know what I want to [ __ ] all the time too sure but like porn addiction you're so used like he would have like 300 screens open at once so one person to him is boring so that's what like porn addiction is you need so I'm exaggerating but you need like a lot of different things open and it probably has to get more and more Progressive for you to like get off wow well that's where it gets real weird right like you start getting into like the darker side of porn like violent porn and choking and gagging spitting and slapping and abuse tying people up that kind of [ __ ] like CU if you're if you're just getting your jollies if you're not just trying to masturbate and have a little fantasy you want to like it's got to get darker and crazier and CRA it's got to like really freak you out but that's why I think you have all those screens open you're watching all of it at once you're getting tiny dopamine hits from 100 sources so then like your therapist calling you up get over here I got 300 therapist you're a naughty boy get over here yeah so I mean how did she say how did he say that it started with the sex therapist I don't know he didn't tell me like the specifics of it we had been broken up already and we like remain friends and he just told me that they started sleeping together Jesus that seems crazy that's like prison guards [ __ ] the prisoners I mean if I was in prison I would try and [ __ ] all the guards what else are you going to do I would do everything I'd become Muslim I would like become trans I would do everything I could do in prison it just makes it up to pass the time yeah especially if you have a long sentence if you're there for life I'm down to do everything yeah I'll do license plates I'm going to do hair I'm going to cook I'm going to do everything there of course
yeah yeah it's it's weird how many people are in prison I mean we went over this the other day how many people are in prison in the United States compared to like the rest of the [ __ ] world it's like we have the highest percentage of people that are in prison I think of any country in the western world for sure I mean you got China's hard to count because you have essentially slaves well also in China they all live in like tiny boxes anyway which are prisons of their own doing well like you you wouldn't say necessarily that um the people that make your iPhone are slaves but they're literally sleeping in dorms and they put Nets around the building to keep them from jumping off I'd rather be in prison how do you get in prison at least in prison they probably like give you less hours than the foxcon workers sure probably get better food how many people end of 2023 the US had 1.8 million people in prison which is more than any other country China had the second highest number of prisoners with about 100,000 fewer than the us but the thing about China again like it's not just the amount of people in an actual prison you have to think about the ACT actual people that are slaves us is the highest incarceration rate in the world 724 people per 100,000 England and Wales has an incarceration rate of 145 per 140,000 and Russia has 581 people per 100,000 so Russia's nipping at our heels Russian people are [ __ ] crazy though uh us has longer sentences than many other countries which contributes to the high incarceration rates I wonder how many other countries have private prisons too that's the dark part it's the well that's how you make the money yeah yeah profit profit off of people I remember when I found out that prison guard unions were lobbying to keep marijuana laws because they wanted people to be in jail I was like what yeah because they want to make money want money they need they need that job they need those contracts so uh many countries have private prisons including United States has the most private prisons in the world 158 facilities in 30 States Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia Australia high percentage of privatized prisons New Zealand United Kingdom Scotland Wales South Africa Japan Brazil
when did they start with the private prison thing like who what [ __ ] monster Okay Google this what was the first private prison what [ __ ] monster didn't see didn't see the road ahead when you allow people to profit off of people being locked up what monster didn't see you're going to just have people lock more people up 1984 these [ __ ] it's George Orwell literally is Orwell I would have thought it was before that no it's a fairly recent thing prison used to be something that we used to have because we had to lock certain people up to protect them from society and instead it became hey I think I could make money I think I can make money off people in jail they're using people like batteries to generate money this thing says Louisiana privatized it's Penitentiary I don't know if there's a big differentiation between that 1844 private ized which was run as a factory yeah inmates were used to produce cheap clothing for enslaved people wow that's crazy you're producing clothes for slaves I mean that is basically just um Shen that's what they're doing in China right all those clothes that are like $2 yeah that's weird right you can buy a total knockoff of a designer dress for like four bucks I know it's great I love it they're being they think you love I think there's a documentary on that that I was watching my kid was watching it and I walked in on it was it like the Shen documentary mhm yeah they were talking about these people like they lost the contract because they weren't able to produce things as fast as this company needed them and it just all about the knockoff industry over there so if you're a designer you make like that top that you're wearing and people like it they'll just take that c top and copy it exactly and sell for five bucks you know and you're like what it's $59 on my website NOP five why are there not knockoff iPhones there are not only is there not not only is there a knockoff iPhone there's a knockoff Apple Store in China where every single item is not really Apple but it works just as good it does not work as good I doubt it how long why why wouldn't they cut Corners they're already lying to you I know like if they're why wouldn't they put a cheaper chip in the laptops when they
put cheaper screens if you want to use like Gorilla Glass and AMOLED displays that's is expensive use some cheap ass you know 5 year ago [ __ ] and just sell it if it last for a couple years that's great 5-year-old [ __ ] still works yeah it does it's not great though I mean I drop my phone all the time try to register with the Apple Store and like no player that's ain't an iPhone that's why you need Riot so you can steal the stuff it all comes back to that stealing all the stuff but someone's got to make the stuff slaves yeah in China prison in China yeah yeah I mean what percentage of let's here let's ask this what percentage of our Electronics is made in China probably 95% well loot gets made in Japan and South Korea like Sony huge Samsung huge they're probably one of the biggest electronic Mak they make everything they make refrigerators they make like smart refrigerators where you can like check your refrigerator with your phone to see what the [ __ ] in there make sure your refrigerator is like not doing something yeah checking on you keep an eye on that what's going on in there what are you doing how many ice cubes have you made you lazy [ __ ] where's my [ __ ] ice ice cubes from your refrigerator or from your freezer are they the dirtiest ice cubes of all time like I don't ever want those in my glass I just remember all the I think Apple stuff is all coming from China you nailed it oh yeah all the stuff that gets made actually gets made from Apple that's all China laptops and computer monitor China supplies 92% of us Imports um phones China supplies 74% of Us phone Imports so Samsung does not use China for phones and I don't know if it's an ethical thing or what but I think they make their phones in India and somewhere else maybe Vietnam did they is there a correlation between them like stopping killing baby girls in China with making all of this stuff were they like let's keep them alive so we could have them no I think they just woke up and said we have like 85% men right and all these poor women are [ __ ] you like they have to keep [ __ ] all these guys yeah there's not enough women they have to live with like three or four guys just to balance it out gross take turns competition they're
not as highly competitive in China it sounds like hm they re relocated some of the manufacturing from China southeast Asia to avoid High labor costs what those slaves are expensive Adrian uhuh uh Samsung also hasn't been able to compete with Chinese Brands like uh xiaomi Oppo and Vivo in the Chinese market interesting I've never even heard of those Brands yeah they make um uh xiaomi makes um like high-end uh Android phones in the rest of the world Android phones are huge I know because everybody uses WhatsApp they don't really give a [ __ ] about message WhatsApp is like big in the Hispanic Community too yeah WhatsApp is huge well I have friends that only talk to me on Whatsapp I do too yeah like well Zuckerberg owns it you know he owns it but I don't talk to him other than what'sapp he's a WhatsApp but he owns you talk to him on WhatsApp what does he say we talk [ __ ] about things yeah he's like what's up he's a nice guy he really is he's know he's a billionaire yeah he's a nice guy it's when someone's like really rich like oh that guy's not a person yeah but he didn't start out rich though did he no of course not he invented Facebook yeah but some people start some people are rich and they like had their families had money the whole time that's weird yeah that's weird right cuz then you're insulated from birth and then you go right into a deeper layer of insulation where you're you're like completely yeah yeah completely disconnected from people that's when you get into like Bill Gates category which let's figure out a way to block out the sun you're so rich where you're like I really want to [ __ ] [ __ ] up for everyone imagine like I was reading this thing about Bill Gates's idea to block out the Sun and oopsies oopsies Jimmy sorry no worries it happens I'll clean it I'm a woman I'll clean it yeah I know my place um like he would they were talking about Bill Gates has some plan to stop global warming and like shoot particles into the air to block out the Sun and people like hey do you know how many [ __ ] people are on Earth you can't just come up with that idea and try it like what about the rest of us this is you need Vitamin D but imagine being so ridiculous you're you're so wealthy that you think oh I could just block the sun I kind of love it I kind of love that
this guy so nuts he is nuts and then you're like I'm just going to stop like water from H like you're just going to like I love somebody that things they can do that much damage to the world I think people should just stop eating meat and he just like tries to get everybody stupid [ __ ] that's fine but imagine like blocking out the sun it's crazy yeah he's also buying Farmland to do what raise Catt knows probably grow his fake meat food like GMO [ __ ] yeah well fake meat is made out of plant protein and so you have to grow plants or I've never had it it's nasty I bet it's disgusting the thing about it is like if you want to have healthy vegetarian food go eat Indian food it tastes delicious it's good for you and it's vegetarian like it just doesn't have to pretend to be a cheeseburger right the fake cheeseburger stuff is all seed oils just eat and whatever you're going to eat yeah if you you can do it like if you can if you want to eat healthy and have delicious food Indian food's the way to go 100 there's an Indian food restaurant in Woodland Hills I used to go to all the time it was this cool place it was like everybody spoke Hindi and you went in there and like you had to like just guess what you were eating and point everything was vegetarian scary to me oh it was super super authentic it was like there's this weird offshoot Indian Community and so they had like this Indian GR store and then in the back of the Indian grocery store they had this Cafe and it was all Indian food it was really good though it's they use a lot of spices too oh yeah they know how to spice the [ __ ] out of those vegetables but it was good it was like delicious vegetables it's pretty healthy very health it's like vegetables and like all that stuff's pretty good also they use a lot of turmeric you know like and curcumin and all those spices and like that's all anti-inflammatory turmeric I mean you have to be close to a bathroom but like it is pretty good let's go you got to be ready to go I'm going to eat this on the run but that's my point is like if you want to [ __ ] eat vegetarian if you want to eat vegetables only there's a way to do it that tastes good and you don't have to pretend you're eating a [ __ ] Burger those B Burgers are just feel left out like what is the point of
pretending to eat that well it's because the people quit eating meat right I understand that no they quit and then they want the meat back they wish they could have the meat oh you could pretend you're eating the meat it even bleeds eeds just like a burger gross eat a burger or or eat beans whatever e super duper un unhealthy for you it can't be healthy well to manufacture it like that it's so processed if you want to eat vegetables this is how you eat them they come out of the ground clean them up cook them that's a vegetable you don't run it through [ __ ] machines and glp it up with oils and extract things and compress it and shut the f like what tempy looks like it's nasty I know my friend was eating it one time I was like that looks disgusting I was watching the production of tofu like from scratch with all these machines like why would you ever think that's natural and tofu doesn't taste good I mean I know it picks up the flavor what it whatever it is but it's like it's on its own it has no taste no on its own has no taste it's a crude source of protein that doesn't have a lot of amino acids in it and it's not as bioavailable but you can live on it like you can live you you can live on vegetables you can do it it's just it's not advisable you just don't have energy though no you're missing so many things you're missing creatine you're missing a bunch of amino acids you're missing vitamin B12 there's a bunch of things you're going to have to supplement with you know there's ways people supplement that that can mitigate some of that um algae is a good one because algae is kind of a life form that's different and you can get certain vitamins from algae that you can't get from just like U plants that grow above ground this sound disgusting it does sound disgusting you know what vegans should really consider adopting into their diet mollusks because mollusks are actually more primitive than plants um they they just we got you got to go over the fact they move okay because Venus fly traps move too okay would you feel bad about eating a venus fly trap salad if you do you're a cuckoo person you're not just a vegetarian you're a cuckoo person now you think the Venus fly trap is smarter than like cabbage that's stupid that doesn't make sense do vegetarians not eat any vegetables
either aren't there some people that believe like all oh fruitarians that's a fruitarian yeah so then what do they eat well those people eat cancer they die I mean that's crazy that shit's so bad for you to just only eat fruit you're you're overwhelmed with sugar you're eating sugar all day long sugar should be something you have every now and then I think I mean I think sugar is generally it causes all sorts of inflammation and it's not really good for you it tastes great but it's not good for you you mean like fruit sugar or like even fruit sugar I think you should get fruit sugar in the form of fruit only you definitely shouldn't get it in orange juice sure orange juice is no different than drinking a Coca-Cola but what I want what if it's like 100% just orange juice doesn't matter your body's not used to processing all that liquid sugar yeah exactly the same way maybe even worse because some like uh my daughter once got one of them little apple juices from Disneyland and she looks at she goes Jesus Christ this has 18 gram of sugar in it this little tiny thing yeah like what is a Coca-Cola Jamie is it 30 let's let's guess how many grams of sugar do you think Coca-Cola has in it probably 40 40 38 I say about 30 what do you think Jamie I think it's like 30ish 39 39 okay that's it sorry that's what it is so what is uh 12 ounces of orange juice 12 oun of let's say fresh squeezed so it's you think you're eating healthy fresh squeezed orange juice there's you still have to be better off having a fruit juice over a Diet Coke not well not or not Diet Coke a regular regular Coke not much well there is they're both fructose right about 30 30 yeah real similar real similar to COA Coca-Cola you do get vitamin C you get that but if you want orange juice you should get it from eating oranges cuz when that's what your body knows what to do with that your body gets a slice of orange and goes I need to do with this this is good plent okay so let me ask this if you're drinking orange juice how come your body doesn't recognize that as an orange because it's going straight to your liver okay there's no breaking down of fiber there's no and you're getting a dose of equivalent to like eating eight oranges immediately okay your body's
like what the [ __ ] is this that's why soda is so bad for you sure your body's like what the [ __ ] is this well I stopped eating sugar totally I only have like fruit but like other than that I don't have any like cookies or cake or any of that stuff how do you feel I feel better I mean I lost a ton of weight you did you look great thanks I uh I how much you lose from the last time I was here probably like 45 50 lbs but I also was working out too how do your joints feel they must feel so much lighter they do but like I have a friend who's like losing weight it doesn't matter how much you weigh it doesn't weigh on your joints and I'm like you know that's like not true that doesn't make any sense I know but you just kind of have to let people think that cuz what am I going to do fight with you about it just okay she said it doesn't make a difference in your it doesn't make a difference how much you weigh like on your knees a guy or a girl a girl H and I was like okay I'm just like I was staying at her house too and I was like I'm not going to fight with you about this I used to notice the difference when I was fighting when I would lose weight when I would uh compete so I used to weigh like 155 PBS and I had to compete at 140 and just that 15 lb weight you felt oh yeah I felt so light I felt well I work out with a vest I put a weight vest on so it's 25b weight vest and I do like all these body weight exercises when I get that that 25 lbs doesn't seem like much I get that thing off me I'm like yeah I mean my back Everything feels better of course your joints everything you you're over but your legs are probably strong as [ __ ] I used to say that about Ralphie May I'm like bro if you could lose weight you could kick through a [ __ ] building but I think your knees are just like we need break right but they will get a break they're going to get a break because you're going to lose 400 if you lose 400 lb sure I mean but I was looking at his legs I'm like the muscle you must have in your legs you you go upstairs you like Ralphie was performing in the belly Ralphie went to the belly room so he had to go upstairs you remember the belly room of the store that's a [ __ ] stair old school staircase but I mean how often
are you doing that well he's walking a lot cuz he was always walking just walking imagine if if okay I weigh 205 lbs if I had to put on a what did Ralphie weigh in his prime if you had a guess I have no idea 500b if I had to put on 300 lb imagine if I and I'm in shape imagine if I had to walk around the comedy store with a dumbbell on my waight on my back or a barbell on my back with 300 lb on it okay but I mean I could make it like 30 steps and I have to put it down and take a break for like 5 minutes and then try to pick it up again and I'd be exhausted this dude's just walking around all day like that but if you're walking around that much you're going to lose a lot of weight too lost that much weight that's what you lost yeah he weighed almost 800 lb yo and just walking up the stairs at the belly room he lost 300 lb just once one time one time that's crazy why are we not have all the fat people walking wow he used to weigh over 800 lb he underwent gastric byess surgery and lost 350 lbs but his struggle with his weight he um he blew out his uh gastric bypass twice well the thing is with I mean a lot of people that get those surgeries you're not if you're not figuring out the reason why you're overeating like that it doesn't matter you can still gain the weight back if you eat small meals all day long I have friends that have gotten it and you just eat small meals all day long right and you're just still gaining the weight back yeah keep you at least maintain your weight you can't keep as much in there at a time as like a giant plate of food but no but if you eat little meals all day in gra you'll gain the weight back I know people that have had that surgery and they're like oh you just gained a lot of your weight back right so they're not eating cuz they're hungry they're eating cuz they're crazy they're well they're eating right it's like the same way people abuse anything right like if it's alcohol or sex or drugs you know it's the same thing right you're trying to like numb out and feel avoid so if you don't actually address that you're not going to just stop eating so someone told me this um find out this it true does Bruno Mars owe the MGM a ton of money from gambling i' heard is that true I've seen the story where someone's claims they were there yeah I've talked
to someone who claims it's someone who who would know who claims it's true but isn't that crazy if true that even a guy like Bruno Mars who's a super wealthy Super Famous super talented singer doesn't mean you don't have issues though right but the gambling one is a Nutty one it is well my dad was a gambl MGM he has no debt because MGM probably made some sort of a deal right right cuz doesn't he have like some sort of he has no debt with MGM wink wink so they have a deal so what is uh what they have some sort of a he has a residency there right I think so the word is right I don't know if he's got a gambling problem my dad was a gambler and like he made no money it's the craziest thing to be a gambler when you have no real money oh it's a crazy one it's a crazy Addiction it's an addiction that um I I first saw when I started hanging out in pool halls when I was 23 I started I became addicted to playing cool I was playing it all the time I I blew my knee out I needed to get knee surgery and um uh when I blew my knee out it couldn't work out so I had to wait for surgery and so like my ACL was all [ __ ] up and so I just started playing pool with one of my friends and I became addicted to playing pool and I would go there all the time because as a comedian I didn't have a job I just would go on stage at night then during the daytime right I'd hang out in pool halls and at night time I'd hang out in pools and I just got around these people that I I've I'd never known anybody like that before just fully addicted to gambling all day long they would go to the racetrack they would go to Off Track Betting God my dad used to take me to OTB as a kid that's brutal and that's when they used to let you smoke you just come home smelling like smoke it's disgusting you're hang out in there as a kid me and my sister we would hang out my dad in the OTB for hours my God I feel like such a good dad yeah you're a way better Dad it wouldn't be bad if my dad was gambling and he was like you know he was a mailman you can't you can't gam you can't do both of those things at the same time yeah um it's a crazy one it's a really who was it that told us that the dad the dad was gambling so hard they lost their house [ __ ] I forgot the whole story but it's just you don't hear a story very
rarely about a gambling addict who like kills it and like they retire in Vegas and they have no because you keep going until you eventually lose everything yeah it's a dark one did you see uncut gems no you should see it well it might be too close to home it doesn't matter it's uh it's Adam Sandler I think his best movie ever and it wasn't even a comedy at all it's a drama he [ __ ] kills in it too it's so good I have heard other people say that it's so good I got to watch it but it's for me like having known those people and it's so filled with anxiety cuz it's a it's a sports betting thing Sports bets are the craziest ones cuz there's so many different ways to bet you can get bet the spread you can bet parlays you can do all my dad for while my dad was like taking money from his pension which like yeah so when he died there was like really not that much money my mom was forcing him to go to Gamblers Anonymous while he was also still gambling it's not going to help if you don't really want to stop right if you don't want to stop you're not going to stop I think food is the hardest one um because food addiction you always have to eat food right all the other ones you can kind of just not that's why I stopped eating sugar cuz once I start eating it I can't stop right so then once it's like out of your system you don't crave it anymore well that's because your gut bacteria changes that makes sense yeah it's what is it candida is that what it is there's a specific type of gut Flora that consumes sugar and uh it thrives on sugar and with people that eat a lot of sugar it's very prominent in their their gut bacteria and it literally changes your brain it changes your Chemistry it changes your mood doesn't sugar also just like a breeding ground for cancer like when you have cancer one of the things they tell you if you get stop all sugar get on a ketogenic diet so get your body to eat like high yeah eat a lot of macadamia nuts and things with you know things you get a lot of fat from and just that's you your body starts burning fat which you feel so much better when you live like that your brain works better yeah for sure you're just like in a brain fog yeah for sure for me I mean uh you know I I'm Italian so I grew up eating pasta and bread and pizza it was like common and when I
stopped doing it when I went like on a carnivore diet the first thing that I thought that was really bizarre was how I wasn't hungry during the day like I I never got this like famished starvation feeling well because isn't it like you're if you're eating stuff that's like high in carbohydrates like that your doesn't your blood Su go like Drop really quickly and stuff yeah it spikes when you eat it's like it's insulin your body produces a ton of insulin and you want you want your body to run on ketones if your body runs on ketones it's just like it works better or your thought one of the things that I noticed like almost immediately was like when I came in and do podcasts I was much better at it my my brain like just as a from a performance enhancing perspective my brain functions better I can form sentences better if I was eating like a lot of sugar you almost get like that same hungover feeling as if you drink like I've had that where like if you binge eat sugar and then the next day you're like oh my God I feel so hung over it's similar yeah it's similar like there's something to it's not as extreme cuz you're probably not dehydrated too but yeah your body's like what are you doing to me man what are you doing good it's not good not at all but it's so delicious like cake is so [ __ ] good while you're eating it I know why you're eating like God that's how my dad felt gambling on the horses like this feels so good and then what he so they would send us to Catholic school and he would like not pay like tuition and then they would call me in to like talk to me and I'd have to go talk to my dad and he was gambling the money yeah my dad was always gambling I think people need some excitement in their life you know sure and it's like why are you doing that what are you trying to numb out cuz God knows what he was you know what I mean like everyone's kind of trying to fix their problems from their childhood or they're not there's that but I think with gambling it's also it's excitement and you get addicted to just having a purpose and having excitement your purpose is to figure out when the Knicks are going to win by 17 points sure and if they win you win and then yes I'm alive it like spikes you like you're
just like that feeling of like winning and then that feeling of losing well that's the craziest thing about the Adam Sandler movie there's a moment in it spoiler alert where he does make this big win and so with this big win he's going to be able to pay all these people off they're trying to kill him and he immediately doubles down and puts it on another you're like what the [ __ ] are you right you just because that's the thing you're chasing that high constantly I had a friend he's a huge Gambler and like he lost so much money and no matter how much he gambles if he's up $115,000 he's still chasing that $8 million loss so it doesn't matter he's he's constantly chasing that big loss and like no matter how much he wins he's like yeah but I still lost all that other money so I'm going to keep chasing this my good friend Dana White is gambling addict and also if you're super rich you just have more to lose oh yeah he he goes hard we went to visit him at um Green Valley was it green no River Red Rocks Red Rocks went to visit him at Red Rocks Jamie and I went and when we got there he was $600,000 down when we got there that's crazy playing Blackjack but at the end of the night he stayed till like 6:00 in the morning he was $600,000 up so he won that money back and then he got him for 600 Grand that's crazy he's there all the time he loves it he Lo but he's worth like you know I don't know what he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars like right he can get away with that but sure not my dad who's making 40 Grand a year but it's nutty that even a wealthy guy you would think you're that wealthy why would you want to gamble you know it's just the feeling there's nothing that replicates that feeling that you get when you're like winning or losing yeah it's a real drug for sure and it's a weird one it's a really weird it's like it hijacks like your human reward system that's built to solve problems and overcome adversaries and you know conquer and get conquered like it's it's hijacking that little part of your brain I I kind of want to gamble right now right right now let's just [ __ ] go if you were a gambler what do you think your game would be um whenever I do it it's just like slots and I really that's the dumbest
one I know cuz I don't really know how to play Blackjack or anything so I'm just like I'm going to lose all my money well you want to learn though we I would like to learn yeah I did learn Blackjack a little bit my friend was teaching me I think I could learn Blackjack craps I'm like you might as well be trying to teach me how to read you know the weird one to me is like someone who puts all the money on the red or black oh roulette yeah that's a Nutty one it is cuz don't you have to get the number how do you even like how do you even bet on that it's such a chance I think there's a bunch of different ways you can bet I think you can bet red or black you could bet specific numbers you I think there's a bunch of different ways but if you wanted to like bet at all red or black I think you can I think you can bet like 100 Grand on one roll I think it's going to come out red I don't know I just imagine like the feeling you get putting say you put put 100 Grand down and then you lose and you're like no that's my children's tuition there goes our house but that thing ad dicts people I mean that's the argument why casinos shouldn't be everywhere because people would just everywhere they would be falling into gambling addiction for the most I mean casinos like there's one in Yonkers in in New York it's so depressing it's just all old people that are there on disability just sitting there and they're doing that thing the slots slots and smoking exciting oh I know just waiting to die it's very sad you're waiting to die yeah it's a dark thing that you just sit these people in front of those things and just they press buttons and all the lights are going on so the little brain is getting activity ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding my mother told me that my grandmother was like a big Gambler and she also didn't have money it's crazy to me when people who are poor gambling and she would lose the money all the time like the rent money my grandfather used to hit her oh God I know and I was like I guess you didn't hit her hard enough to learn cuz she kept doing it it didn't work just kept doing it my grandmother used to run the numbers for the mob interesting yeah she actually went to jail she went to jail for like six
months you really are Italian I didn't even know you're Italian yeah yeah my grandmother um she was addicted to the numbers and she would always talk about the numbers like I was going to bet this that and that but this one came through and I changed my mind she was always like changed her mind last whole where you're just like should I do this number should I do that number it was most conversations I had with her were about either ghosts psychics or the numbers do I mean do psychics work because wouldn't you think they could predict the numbers yeah I think um psychic phenomenon is an emerging property of human consciousness that's not quite there yet I think that language didn't develop overnight I think eyesight didn't develop overnight and I think uh psychic connection between human beings is a it's a real thing that nobody I think some people are better at it they have more of a a gene for it or more of a it could be like a biochemistry thing it could be a psychology thing there there's there's something that you connect to sometimes where you know something right but you don't know why you know it there's when you know someone's going to call and then they call you thinking about someone they call you I think that's real I think it's just you can't put it on a scale I think the problem is it's too aeral it's like too ephemeral rather it's too it's not quite there yet but I think it's an emerging thing that's happening would you want to know the day you're going to die if you could find out no would you want to know how you're going to die no yeah I'm interested in while I'm alive just living I I would like to know the day I wouldn't want to know I don't want to know because then I would just take a lot more chances you'd be freaking out the last few days sure but like I would probably do a lot of stuff now if I knew I was going to die at like 70 or 80 we probably are going to die at 70 or 80 you don't know for sure well technology could come along and extend then I would try and see if I could die before just like run across the highway really like just beat the system see if I could beat the system you can always jump off a bridge imagine that George Washington Bridge if I was going to do it that's
the best that's the bridge to go off of do people do that I'm sure they do but you got to do it when it screws enough people like Labor Day weekend or something just hold that traffic up I had a friend who jumped off the Golden Gate I guess he died he did did you ever see that documentary about the people that live I haven't seen it but I've heard of it I know about it yeah it's interesting cuz some of the people that lived are like as soon as you jump you regret it yeah of course it's like your body's like freaking out it's like oh my God you have three seconds to think about life before you plummet 75 miles an hour into the ocean they always stop traffic too on the bridge which is weird right cuz you're like they're already dead out water and land just go on the ground and look for him what are we doing up here why can't I why can't I go over the bridge why you stopping traffic on the bridge I guess it's to make sure that nobody pushed them look for evidence of like fingernails clawing at the poles sure but like you the highway is fine though I agree just like look on the edges I think whenever they get a chance to shut things down they like it one time I got hit by a um a car a drunk driver and they shut the highway down everyone all the cars are there and you kind of just are like yeah it's amazing this is all for me we did this yeah [ __ ] you it's kind of weird you guys aren't picking your kids up yeah sorry this drunk driver decided to hit me oh guess you're going to shake your pants sorry not going to make it home in time that's true [ __ ] yeah it's true I had a drunk driver hit my car and then asked me if I would help them push their car off the highway oh that's adorable yeah he was how drunk was he I don't know he he went away in handcuffs but like he had an Audi and he it wasn't even his car oh Jesus he was undocumented oh J I don't even know if he did he have a license I don't know but he was unin it was crazy the whole situation he was like Hey can you push me off the highway I was like probably not God damn dude that's how people die too buddy M from high school died that way he was changing his tire side of a highway that's crazy yeah it's so dangerous people don't [ __ ] pay attention they don't especially if it's late at night well especially now this was many years ago before cell phones
when this kid died but this like now the so like when I see people on motorcycles I'm like God damn that's so risky it's very risky so few people are paying attention I see people texting all the time everyone is texting all the time I would rather drive with drunk drivers than people texting and driving they're always all over the road all over the road and not only that the amount of space you cover while you look down at your phone for like a couple of seconds and and type in a word the amount of space you cover if you're going 60 M hour is really crazy of course and then you're also not paying attention to the other people who are texting and driving exactly it really is just like chaos well maybe I'll get home maybe I won't why don't we all have bumper cars let me ask you that I think um wouldn't it be better if everybody had a big rubber thing all around the outside of the car so we could just kind of bounce off of each other probably that would be a good idea but then you also need people to die cuz like we're just too overpopulated that's where FAL comes in F exactly give everyone fat and all um like if you were going to fix the homeless problem and you weren't going to use fentanyl what would you do I'm giving them fentanyl cuz it's like a nice way to go out right it's quick it is and you're so happy and then you're dead they have Naran everywhere though they just bring people back to life but the thing is it's like I never see Naran anywhere if you weren't going to like if you like for real if you were trying if you were just objective you weren't looking at this in terms of like what's the kind thing to do and you wanted to clean up the homeless situation well you have to spend a lot of money on Mental Health you know you have to like about the veterans like I have a whole joke about this on my special about how like we don't really care about veterans and I've dated a lot of them a lot of veterans that like come back and they're so screwed up yeah and we're not like actually helping them no and a lot of them ends up on the street and they're crazy but they need like a lot of they you know like mental health and they have to you have to like kind of figure out how to go back into society oh yeah like I've dated several veterans and
like they're crazy understandably you know you can't go to war for like8 years and then come back and work at Target it's just not a way that that happens right so you would have to be willing to like help veterans you'd have to spend money on mental health and you have to but this is the problem is like doing those things doesn't really yield a lot of money so people don't want to waste their money into it that's what's [ __ ] up right they do whatever they can get away with and if they get away with like using the veterans and not paying for them to be better they just do also everyone's like well they can go to a VA hospital it's like I've seen how hard it is to get Serv from there and that's a person that's not really crazy and messed up from war right so it's like you're making it so hard for these people that go and serve the country I know I talked to JD Vance about this talked to him about psychedelics did he say well he wasn't aware of it honestly and so he was interested in it and hopefully um now that he's actually the vice president I could connect him with some people that could uh perhaps show him some things and explain to him uh all the different ways that they've figured out especially in other countries like in Mexico to help veterans um iain's a big one Iain s Sabin iasco all these different psychedelics have shown to have remarkable effects even for depression I think people take it they micro do yep well not just micro do like the the Iain one is I've never done that but what what I understand it's like almost like a 24hour you want some more it's like a 24-hour experience thank you shows you like a movie of your life I don't want to see that it shows you well it shows you apparently and I'm this is just me hearing what other people have told me but it explains to you why you have these problems and shows to you what what developed where the the issue started and by seeing that you could figure it out you go oh okay well I won't do that anymore now I get it now I get what this hole I've been trying to fill is I don't need to fill the hole anymore I don't but that's the thing like I feel like I know what was like probably wrong in my childhood I know that but it doesn't like fix me right
it's different um it's not just knowing it it's like seeing it at almost like a subatomic level okay like seeing the process seeing what's going on inside of you and recognize that this is a very bad path to follow not just knowing it and still doing it not just like not being able to get out of a habit not being able to get out of a pth pattern of behavior but to see like the source of it the path where it takes you and the right way to go and to see it laid out where you go oh I could just do this and just like let that go and move on and be a better person and be a healthier person be happier yeah and so many people that I know have done that they've stopped drinking stopped o opioids you know uh opioids is a big one it's a a big one that it helps I beain does and iban is like completely non-addictive apparently it's a terrible experience and nobody wants to do it again I yeah you do it what is it it's from the aboga tree which is an African tree that had it's a very Biz I don't know what category of psychedelic it's in but it's not technically it's not like psilocybin it's not which is uh mushrooms it's not like dimethyl tryptamine which is iasa it's something completely different some different pathway but particularly effective again I've never tried it but everybody I've talked that has particularly effective in curing addictions interesting I've never heard of that yeah I know uh quite a few guys my friend Ed clay he actually opened up a place in Mexico because he hurt his back he's a Jiu-Jitsu guy a lot of Jiu-Jitsu guys [ __ ] their backs up like my back they probably get hooked on like and then you go yeah you get an operation or you get a pill you know you need some pain pills cuz you literally can't tie your shoes cuz your [ __ ] back is flared up and then next thing you know you're hooked and uh thanks to the Sackler family those sweeties they made so much money though those [ __ ] monsters we were just talking the other day about they they started the valume thing too they were responsible for the vume thing in the 1970s same family just a family of demons sure just [ __ ] monsters and no one's in jail I watched a documentary I guess it was about the Sackler family with was the Netflix one I don't know there was a
couple there was one on I think Kulu and there or and then there was one also on Netflix yeah there was dope sick and I watch dock was the Netflix one one called Jamie painkiller is that what it's called that's the Peter Berg One Peter Berg came in and explained it all to us and talked about the documentary it's [ __ ] great it's so good because it's like they're such demons and just to know that people like that exist and walk amongst us that's it well listen speaking of Netflix rck [ __ ] kills it in that too go watch my Netflix special yes the dark queen the Netflix special tell her where'd you film it we filmed it at the Sellar oh nice nice that must be good for you right comfortable yeah just because I'm used to it but I got to tell you like your Club is amazing I love it thank you I would definitely yeah I would definitely film my next one there everyone's been trying to get you to move here I'm going to be moving here oh [ __ ] I'm going to come here um probably like a little bit in December and then I'm going to LA to promote the dark queen and then I'll be here in January oh [ __ ] I know nice and I'll be seeing Marshall all the time so the last time I talked to you about this was in the bar at mits you me and Bridget that's right like do we push over the top well Ari Ari was like said the meanest thing to me want to see the text that AR sent me sure yeah he sent me a text like Adrian's coming to Austin and convince her to move there he's telling everyone that he's like he goes well fine just be a feature the rest of your life I was like all right Ari I get it I'll find it [ __ ] there's too many there's too many goddamn but Ari AR's excited for the special he's like I think everyone's going to be really upset I was like I hope so I listen I want people to like it but I also know that like it's triggered topics that people are going to be upset by of course but that's your specialty I know it's weird you like doing that but that's the thing I think people think I'm trying to like be dark it's just kind of who I am well you joke around like that off stage as well right yeah like and I think nothing of saying it well if you were raised by guy who took you to a smoke filed off trck bedding
when you were a little girl when little girls want to go to the park and hang with their friends and instead you're around a bunch of [ __ ] gamblers and degenerates I mean yeah my uncle was my uncle was a Hell's Angel like it's just my whole everyone's crazy in my family yeah so it's like it's the way you make fun yeah and I had a friend in grammar school that killed himself and we all went to the funeral and then went out after and all of our sense of humor is so dark and you're like oh that's also where I got it where was this uh in the Bron the Bronx yeah well the Bronx is that's a high sense of humor type of place cuz there's just so much [ __ ] up things going on right and everyone's like kind of poor yeah and they have the darkest senses of humor because they've experienced the most my mom also has a dark sense of humor really yeah so like it's it's just that's kind of passed down I think well I think your mom probably experienced a lot of [ __ ] up things too obviously and she was married to your dad so that helps Mar my dad cops have the most [ __ ] up sense of humor joke around with cops once they get comfortable with you oh yeah they see the worst [ __ ] all day long of course yeah they have the most [ __ ] up senses of humor so a fireman 100% y anyone that has like a high anyone that has a high P what is it PTSD yeah and I date a lot of guys with PTSD that's your thing and then I just give them more it's a cycle of PTSD all should be hospitalized and institutionalized do you meet guys after shows like how do you meet them like they kind have to know what you do before they see you otherwise they're going to go oh Jesus Christ I mean I've had people like that I think the tour preparing for the special was hard because it was just people coming out that didn't know my sense of humor and if you don't know that and you're taking a chance on me I'm not like that person to take a chance on right or I think sometimes they're like supporting a woman and I'm like I'm not the right woman to take a chance on and support you're just not going to be happy you going be so mad at you I've had people walk out I did that military joke in Texas yeah and like 20 Cowboys just walked out and I wasn't even saying anything bad about the military I'm like
we just don't care we don't care about them some people are just dumb and they see it as they this is my chance to make a protest let me just get up right now but they they hung in so long through the show where was like that one was it yeah it was probably 50 minutes in did you crack jokes about Jesus at all sure and they were fine with that maybe they were on the they didn't walk maybe Jes just put them to the edge of their sheet and it's interesting because both sides have woke things they're upset about oh yeah you know I W people about Ukraine the Middle East I was doing jokes about the Middle East and this lady was like next and you're like no I used to have this joke about the second coming project MH the second do you know what the second coming project was no it was a thing that they were trying to do remember when Dolly the sheep when they first cloned Dolly the sheep yes well the idea was that they would take uh genetic material from the Shroud of Turin and they would clone Jesus great do it and my joke was well cloning is not an exact science like if you want to do it now like they had to do like 20 dollies before they got one Dolly like before was real a lot of them come out all [ __ ] up like what happens if you clone Jesus and he comes back with Down syndrome and so this the whole joke is following Jesus around and he's you know wearing a hockey helmet and turnning dog [ __ ] into cookies so did they do it no they never did it okay it it's kind of a [ __ ] thing but um this lady goes next subject and I just kept going on with it I was like no religious people are so weird to me it's not even a religious thing it's just some people just they don't want to hear Wild Things They want to don't want to hear things you're not supposed to say they don't hear them all day at work they come out at a comedy club and they want to sort of apply their sensibility fine but like if you're willing to believe a wild story like that how about believe this other Wild Thing could happen too well the thing is it's not it wasn't totally a wild story I think it was people that were ignorant as to the science um that were proposing it because they thought this would be the pathway to bring Jesus back what is Jesus going to be doing anyway well who knows I mean depending
upon what that means right if that is the pathway let's let's just imagine okay everybody is thinking um if you're really religious you believe that one day we'll have the Rapture and Jesus will return okay so if God created us in His image and God instilled in us an insane sense of curiosity that has led people to create things like genetic engineering and cloning and then we have an understanding of genetic material not where we are now but maybe in a future sense where you could literally get a cotton swab from a person and reproduce them sure like they that's all they need or cotton swab is all they need for 23 in May right they get a little swab in your mouth and they sell your data to China and then but that I would never do that I did it I just want to know what was going on it was all things I what did you find out um mostly Italian um some Irish uh 1% Asian 1.6% African 1% Asian 1% Asian 1.6% African yeah I think the Asian's probably like genas Khan [ __ ] I think genas Khan just [ __ ] so many people it's just gotten to so many people so many different places crazy it's crazy yeah that guy [ __ ] everybody he had um there we've talked about it before but I always forget the number but there's a certain percentage of people on Earth that have his DNA and it's astounding it's an astounding number it's pretty cool well he also killed 10% of the population while he was alive yeah that's why he was like repopulating them well took a lot of slaves sex slaves they called called them wives back in those days it was different but when they would conquer people he' just take their wives take everybody's wi I mean sounds like the thing you should do that was his move it's not bad it's interesting all these years later and you know he's thought he's not thought of as a monster he's thought of as like a historic figure yeah I mean Hitler times 100 like sure he was [ __ ] insane like they they used to light bodies on fire and then use them as catapults they would uh launch them onto roofs to burn the roofs down that's uh that's how they would scare people just take Vic crazy A crazy way of like doing that they did so many insane things one of the things they did was when they would capture a city they would take the generals and the all the all the different people and they would
um create a platform and lay all these people out and then stack the platform on top of them then they would all climb on top of the platform and eat so they would eat lunch while they were crushing these people to death slowly that's crazy were the people dead already no no no they killed them that way yeah I think that's how he killed Royals I think that was his his move for killing Royal people like instead of just slau sling them outright and hacking what they would just kind of crush them they had a bunch of different ways they would kill people they would take um when they would capture people they would use those people at the front of the line and push them towards their own Army so they would sack a city capture 100,000 people take those 100,000 people and put them at the front of line and press them to go further into the City and those people would just get slaughtered in front of them and they would eventually kill everybody there that's crazy it was so crazy that there's a guy named Dan Carlin he's got an amazing show called hardcore history and he's got this one episode called the wrath of the con it's not it's five episodes but there's one series and it's all about genas Khan and one of the stories is about the shaw of kisma um this Shaw is making a a he's making a trek to Jinn China to like to see like what's going on over there like what do you guys got talk to the king and see what's happening in your your whoever the [ __ ] running your city and as they're going there um the road roads were so [ __ ] up with decayed bodies that they had to abandon the roads because all their wagons were getting stuck in the mud of decaying people and they looked in the distance they thought it was a snow covered Mountain that they were looking at way in the distance it turns out it was a pile of bodies they'd killed a million people and just stacked them on top of each other in the middle of the town they killed the entire city they killed everyone that's crazy and there's no one to clean up the bodies they just left the bodies they didn't give a [ __ ] they just kept moving it's wild imagine living back then yeah I know you're your wheel barar is getting stuck in someone's head I know yeah people were taking gender studies in class today back then back then they
were [ __ ] just running for their lives it's crazy yeah I guess that we get to do stuff that's sometimes so dumb and like people are like just fighting to stay alive well it's so interesting that like over time that becomes less and less acceptable like the horrors of Gaza when we find out about it today like everyone's outraged back then wouldn't be the same type of Horrors obviously because they didn't have missiles but Horrors are just Horrors it's sure yeah you're just killing people yeah so it's way grosser today well it's because we also have photos and everything of it right from like back then they they saw it in real life which was way worse you had to be there to see it right but if right but if you were alive in 1200 let's imagine you and I were alive in 1200 how many people do you think we would have seen get slaughtered with swords and arrows and [ __ ] in front of us by now probably a ton become desensitized to it becomes a it becomes a thing like when I first started watching The Walking uh what is it yeah Walking Dead Walking Dead you're like I can't believe they just did that and then two episodes in you're like oh this is normal to me and it's got to be kind of what been like back then you watch someone's head get blown off and now you're like oh yeah that's just like a Tuesday yeah people get real accustomed to things and if you're real accustomed to barbaric living and slaughtering people and lighting them on fire and launching them in catapults onto the thatched roofs of these houses and watch them burn right you can't imagine not doing that if that's all you say what you do yeah that's what we do that's just what we do yeah they didn't wash they wore their clothes until they rotted off of their skin yeah I mean I think if they're like catapulting dead bodies like who cares what you're wearing sometimes they just lived off the blood of their horses they would just drink the horse's blood that's they sustain themselves with but then you just need your horse to like travel yeah horse keeps eating you don't kill them you just cut a little Nick in their neck and you just suck a horse's blood mhm yeah that's what they would do they would take it and put it in a Dr you really could survive like if you were
just somewhere by yourself you could you I don't think I could but I think you could survive I would need stuff see the thing need a you need stuff you need you need physical things like you need shelter and knives and you need something you can start a fire with you need something that you can hunt with sure but if I had that same stuff I would be dead and you would Thrive I wouldn't Thrive you would survive for a little while I didn't know you could drink H's blood yeah but you got to keep that horse alive then you have the horse is going to die dead the horses don't eat meat they only they don't no they do occasionally eat birds what if they're starving they won't eat like a person no no they're not even interested in rotting bodies they're they're herbivores but they do occasionally eat birds so much there's this really [ __ ] up uh video of this horse following this bird or it's a cow F following this bird around I've seen horses do it too where they found like a ground nesting bird and they just eat it and the mother Bird's like flying at them pecking at them like shut the [ __ ] up I'm eating your baby at least she tried deer do it all the time deer do it it's so bad like they had this net that they used to catch birds um and uh the deer found the birds in the net and so the deer would just go up to the net and feast like like a grape vine right like a buffet eat all these birds and that's when we started understanding that if a deer catches a bird slipping they just eat them yeah why wouldn't you because they're eat plants it's like yeah but like a bird is kind of like cavard them probably probably like M delish a little foga don't mind if I do yeah have you ever seen cows eat birds no find a video ofd eat grass they eat birds it it disturbs the [ __ ] out of people who are like peaceful they like you know I think you know the less suffering we have the better like also bird can fly away it's kind of their fault well not babies survival the fittest you're dead you're now dead it's probably Nature's Way of keeping why would Birds overwhelming us why wouldn't you put your bird nest higher it's on the mom look at this look
at this cow find a little chicken's going right into his mouth yep yep Chomp Chomp Chomp oh yum yum yum is it so weird that they decide that they want to eat that just weird it's weird that they just decide look at the why wouldn't you just eat the kid yeah eat that bird kid comes with people people have guns they figure it out after a while you think so they know the guns are coming they know that people can kill them I definitely think they know that people are in control I don't think they feel sense of uh Power you can't eat that kid in one gulp right people are going to know right right if you could just eat it in one gulp like who knows what happened to the kid I don't know what happened to the kid she says IE I didn't eat nothing I'll help you look yeah let's all look you have a shoe in your mouth I'll help you look well that was a legitimate concern for people hundreds of years ago your your kid would get eaten sure if it was out in the yard wolves I mean that's like the big bad wolf that's what all that [ __ ] was little red IM like your kid survives Chala and then it just gets eaten I can't believe that right like that's not even that long ago that people were dying of chalera how many years you think that was who knows I mean how many different [ __ ] diseases killed people just because of poor sanitation that's what a lot of that stuff came from sure a lot of that stuff came from poor sanitation me just think about how many people were just dying in these cities because of the plague because they' throw their [ __ ] out the Windows it' be rats and bugs and yeah I think I would learn pretty quickly if I threw my [ __ ] out the window once that like that's not great I think you would think that but there's people in India that [ __ ] in the street to this day it's like I mean I watch a video where there's like a parade and they're just throwing [ __ ] like that's part of the parade that doesn't is that in India yes cow dung festival or something yes cow shit's like different kind of [ __ ] it's gross but it's not like human [ __ ] human [ __ ] is I'm sure you don't think anyone's mixing human in at this dung Festival yeah I bet they're not I bet they're like hey let's let's spice it up yeah I bet it's not pure d as clean as you think maybe oh Jesus Christ just
throwing at each other imagine like this is what you sign up for and they're all smiling I don't get the appeal I don't know maybe you maybe how like you know you if you eat a lot of sugar you get that candida and maybe if you play with [ __ ] enough you get that [ __ ] bacteria I mean their teeth look so white cuz they're covered in [ __ ] they're just covered in [ __ ] guys shower up this is ridiculous we had to deal with the infections with from the cow they not what is going on here we won't get any infections from the cow dong he says wait what does he say what was his statement the Corona virus and other viruses but back it up before that okay here heaps of cow dung are brought in one place we all play in it we have had to deal with the Corona virus and other viruses so we believe we won't get any infections from the cow dunk okay I mean you see this and then you're like you know what it's not that bad that we're doing unboxing videos I mean these are kind of these guys are basically content creators they are content creators but they don't know that they don't know that we're watching these V I mean can you imagine just being in there and just throwing [ __ ] at someone how do they not know now though it seems like in this day AG know I don't think that's an old video either do you see when um like they give Amazon tribes starlink and they give them phones you said Amazon I just thought to Amazon like that I order stuff from oh yeah not the other one I just want regular Amazon that brings I order stuff from Amazon that's like a $3 thing and somebody's driving to my house and dropping off like whatever it is floss they figured it out I never buy toothbrushes from the [ __ ] store I just I know click a link bam but it's like so I'm spending such little money for stuff that someone's driving to my house to drop it off eventually it's just going to be drones I mean drop it off at your head drop it off at your house and then there's people that that's the those are some of the grossest people people that steal people's packages especially during the holidays people don't even know what's in there but that's the fwn you get and
you're like this could be a TV this could be an iPhone it could all it could also just be toothbrushes there's so many funny videos of people getting busted you know I've I've seen them yeah people are just stealing videos for like Christmas if you live in a neighborhood where someone steals your packages that's such a shitty feeling there's [ __ ] people in your neighborhood that are clocking what's getting dropped off at your house yeah I mean Chris Rock used to have a bit about um putting uh if you bought a new TV you had to be careful putting the box out on the street in the garbage cuz people know you have a new T you new TV and they want to break in your house and steal your TV I mean now TVs are like worth nothing they're worth nothing TVs I remember in 19 uh 94 when I first moved here I got a big TV for the first time it was [ __ ] big it was like this big 1994 was a great year it was like 24 in but it was like yeah had to pick it up like it was a giant ass TV like it had a whole back to it yeah it was humongous and then it was one of those years like 94 95 they came out with a plasma TV and it was $20,000 and it was like 40 in and flat and because it was flat it looked like [ __ ] it didn't even look good because it was 40 in in flat it was like 20 $20,000 I remember thinking that that is the dumbest thing like I'm paying $20,000 for this space behind the TV like I don't [ __ ] if there's space behind the TV there's like 6 feet between the TV and the wall what do I give a [ __ ] there's an extra 12 inches of TV behind it what are you stupid you're going to pay $20,000 cuz it's flat I guess people want to hang it on the wall it was a thing to let people know you had it money yeah you had a plasma TV right see if you can find a plasma TV from 1995 is they look like [ __ ] I think it was must have been 96 cuz that was when I first bought a house they looked like [ __ ] and they were $220,000 I was like this is crazy they were so heavy those big TVs oh giant might not have been 20 grand it might be exaggerating but it had to be like eight or nine and this was like again 95 is how much did they cost back then I remember that that TV right there the silver one where it like comes with its own stand kind of oh yeah yeah that that's when you go over to the person's
house that that's that person has the uh the Super Bowl party yeah you had to help have friends help you carry that in so it's Fujitsu in 95 Fujitsu introduced the first 42 inch and it was how much money say right here price no I had it right there right there uh sample price for the 42in jeep was 1,000 or 1 million yen but Fujitsu aimed to sell it for about 500,000 Yen per unit what is that in dollars what's 1 million yen in dollars look like 15,000 6,000 so 6,500 bucks that's still a lot of money still a lot of money so it wasn't 20 grand I exaggerate that's a lot of money still but it was just the regular TV was like a 100 what how much is a regular TV it wasn't that much money but it if you had that you were the man like oh Bobby must be doing really well in Hollywood look at this flat screen television oh 10 grand by the year 2000 prices had dropped at 10 grand oh prices had dropped to 10 grand so maybe it was they start at I don't know interesting see if it says up there oh 14,000 15,000 okay one of the first FL plasma TVs I think it was a Phillips that I saw it was at available at four Sears locations in the US for 15 grand is Sears anymore I don't know I haven't seen a Sears forever I remember when I was like a kid I got like a Sears credit and I just bought like my ex-boyfriend at the time like rims for his car and that's what you just spend your money on I don't even I Sears is almost like the The Bernstein Bears effect like the fact that you said Sears I was like oh that's a thing like I forgot about se but how could that not be a thing like Sears was huge still have a website really I don't think do they have any there's no locations though no I mean it's giv me a store locator but it's not showing me a but that's a weird one like Sears like that had left my memory until this and then you saying it like even though I said Sears available at Sears then you started going Sears oh I remember Sears and then I was like I remember Sears too do you remember nobody beats the whiz do you remember that store yes do you remember crazy Eddy yes Crazy Eddie was actually crazy yeah turns out there's nine left oh wow one in Puerto Rico eight on the in Mainland interesting D we should take a road trip just to go to
a Sears we should go the one in Puerto Rico we should bring Tony bring Tony that'd be amazing first of all Puerto Ricans were not upset by I mean I'm sure some were but like my friends are like I'm still voting for Trump Puerto Ricans can take a joke they are some of the best [ __ ] talkers on Earth absolutely it's it's common in Puerto Rican communities just have fun and joke absolutely it's not a super sensitive neighborhood it's a super sensitive uh ethnic group no but most people didn't care they're like I don't care it was a stupid thing to do it there but it turned him into a legend As Long As Trump won if Trump didn't win we were gonna have to hide him for real yeah I was going to hide him I was gonna move him to Thailand or something to Thailand yeah he's got to get out of the United States for a while for how long though a while depending on how bad sideways things go if KL Aris becomes president the Deep State take over and they completely censor all social media remove everybody's guns Force vaccinations on all your babies everybody gets a sex change who knows he's just in Thailand and he's in Thailand with lady boys just drinking his life away because you can't believe he [ __ ] it up for one shitty laugh he could go live in Puerto Rico you know there were stories that were uh ready to be published if Trump lost blaming it on Tony that's crazy yeah yeah blaming it on that one joke in Masson Square Garden where the facts is and Tony will tell you actually Puerto Ricans voted 26% more for Trump which is true they probably did than ever before yeah well people were [ __ ] fed up people were fed up they vote none of this makes any sense I mean I think honestly most people right now their main concern is like they can't even afford groceries exactly so they're like whoever I think is going to help me with that well listen I don't know what is true or not true but like people who are like I can't afford to feed my kids it is so crazy I was watching this guy on MSNBC and he was dismissing that and terms of like when people think a certain way like people have like a par if they're a leftist or if they're a fundamentalist Christian they have one thing in common and the thing that they have in common is they want everyone to think like them
sure and this guy was saying that about like young people listening to podcasts and they're getting air quotes radicalized and that um we need something that can do this uh from a feminist perspective and teach young men feminism the the whole thing was so strange but one of the things he said that was the most strange he said of instead of like these minor grievances like the price of eggs or someone is teaching you some your kids something in history that you don't agree with instead of those minor thing like what's major then man food for kids food for your just history and in history well you know he said something you don't agree with like what I don't know what that means but education is primary it's one of the most important things for kids you got to for the view of the world they have to be correctly informed it really helps if you have a good education and then if you have food if you can afford eggs that really [ __ ] helps and this so this idea that these are minor issues and the important issue is connecting men to feminism listen you can do that if you want but like most people right now are like I can't afford to pay for groceries for my kids I don't even have kids but like people are like I can't afford to buy groceries of course who are making more money now are like I can't save any money yes everything's more expensive people are [ __ ] out of touch I'm clearly out of touch clearly but I remember when I was poor I understand it I really do and I know what the [ __ ] is going on and I know people are saying hey this isn't a minor deal this is like one of the biggest deals you guys [ __ ] up the economy and you're gaslighting everybody and telling everybody you didn't you guys have spent billions of dollars on a war that nobody agrees with hundreds of billions and you gaslighting us yeah I just also like these teachers that are just like spending all their own money for supplies for it's like what are you doing crazy why do teachers not have supplies for kids and you're right they are the future generation so if they don't have food and they don't have they're not like being instructed in you know learning stuff and you have these schools where there's so many kids to one teacher the United States is like someone who owes you money and they say
they don't have it and they keep buying cars right that's what it's like kind it's like how did you have the money to spend all this money money on another country when you don't have any money to spend on the education of kids I mean homelessness the veterans let's just pay let's this pick education like how much could they fix education with $175 billion you shouldn't have a teacher that needs to buy supplies right and imagine this imagine if companies were incentivized like what if they got government grants based on how well the kids performed in the school districts great yeah like literally make it like Halle Burton for schools like halberton they blew up Iraq halberton comes in and cleans everything up have something that profits off these places getting better and the better they do in terms of dropping in crime uh education rates graduation rates college rates everybody gets more money figure that out figure that I mean they just want more money for prisons they do that too that's true if you don't send it spend it on education then you could just have these people have to turn to crime and put them in prisons and that's how you'll get money there's a bunch of things they did in the 80s that still [ __ ] with us today and that's one of them that's a big one then the ' 80s must have been so wild because there's no computers and it's just like TV in the newspaper and everyone's running wild and Reagan's the president so nobody thinks anything's real got a [ __ ] movie star is the President JFK is dead nobody still understands that one wasn't Reagan's was Reagan's wife the one that was called the throw goat allegedly yes give her her flowers I think she is the thr I mean you could bestow that upon someone to B smirk their memory you could do that it's hard to say is that necessarily a bad thing but also the kind of guy that can capture up a president probably knows how to get things done yeah yeah that's not necessarily A Bad Thing good for her I think it's a good thing yeah it's a I mean every guy would agree sure yeah it's a good skill for a lady to have then there's a problem how'd you learn that unless you're a savant first dick you suck you're just like wow that's somebody had to just figure that out
probably glasses back in the Roman days you think so oh yeah probably probably guys showing each other how to suck each other off everybody was blowing everybody back then they're just you know throwing bodies on fire and then also there's throat goat classes what their ball smelled like back then disgusting I can't even imagine Jesus Christ you'd probably put [ __ ] on their ball so you couldn't smell what their actual ball smelled like you're like I'd rather smell straight [ __ ] listen to that so gross that has to be the worst smell do you ever see how they wipe their asses where in the Roman times yeah they would take a sponge that was on a stick it was a communal Spong sponge why did I just see this on like Instagram or something yeah it's like just I think I'm all I think I'm all set I went to Pompei and uh I took my family there a few years ago it's really interesting cuz these people died like instantaneously and then they've uh sort of uncovered a lot of it and one of the things that they uncovered was like this communal like [ __ ] house so it's just like these holes around this like a horseshoe pattern yeah like that so these holes these dudes just sit there and just shat into the ground so it's like kind of a toilet kind of idea kind of but I mean I don't think there's any water and there's the sponge that's the sponge look at the word they had a name for it zyo spum how often did they change the sponge they couldn't change it enough even if you had your own enough but like a month you're dunk it into that [ __ ] okay hold on a second academics disagree to its exact use uh about which the primary sources are vague it has traditionally been assumed that a type of shared anal hygiene utensil used to wipe after defecating and the sponge is cleaned in vinegar or water sometimes salt water other Recent research suggest it was most likely a toilet brush yeah I mean they're probably cleaning a toilet and also your [ __ ] yeah maybe it was all those things um middle of the first century Roman philosopher senica the younger reported that a Germanic Gladiator died by Suicide with a sponge on a stick according to Sena the Gladiator hid himself in the latrine of an
Amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick deep into his throat yo did he take that sponge off first no he wanted to die that way he wanted to suffocate himself that's how much he didn't want to fight in the Gladiator Wars see also [ __ ] stick uh means a thin steak or stick used instead of toilet paper for anal hygiene and was a historical item of material culture introduced to Chinese Buddhism and Japanese Buddhism a well-known example is I not not even going to try to say that word where'd it go oh well an example uh dry [ __ ] stick from the Chan Zen I'm not going to say that word in which a monk a monk asked what is Buddha and master yunmen unman answered a dry [ __ ] stick Buddha is a dry [ __ ] stick cuz everybody got a [ __ ] stick that had everybody else's [ __ ] already on it and you're just smearing extra [ __ ] on your butt it's like I'll just have my own [ __ ] yeah you're dunking it in the water but how clean is it really get and then it's just soaked in [ __ ] water and you're taking that and you're wiping your own [ __ ] with it I am glad that I was not I am glad I was not born during that time what do you think people in the future are going to be saying about this time though what are they going to be most shocked that we did that so stupid hm I don't know cuz if we're looking back at Pompei what was Pompei what year did that go down like 67 something 67 ad yeah it's pretty wild when you're there it's it's weird because you get to see some of the bodies they preserved that are just completely Frozen in place like the ash overwhelmed them and they're just like like a almost like a little Stone statue 79 ad can you show me some of the photos of the pompe victims so there's like people that are like just piled on top of each other like that's it like right there they just were overwhelmed by Ash just volcanic ash the volcano the Heat and the gases just killed everybody like almost instantly just completely overran the town it's pretty insane that is it's just weird that people don't know that like when they're building these cities they don't know that that can happen like look at that I
mean I wouldn't know that that can happen no no one knew back then but I mean we know now look look at that that's so crazy that's what it looks like I mean that's a human being that was just lit turned into a statue in place [ __ ] there was one where these two guys were embracing and someone tried to say that it was perhaps they were lovers and someone on Twitter was a very funny comment they're like Jesus Christ imagine dying in front of your friend then everybody finds it like oh I knew he was gay imagine like jerking off right you die in the middle of it you have your dick you have your hand on your balls and you're just [ __ ] now Frozen in time I thought forever but at least nobody knows who you are that's true yeah those are the guys I don't know those people yeah that looks that's on the way down yeah [ __ ] up way to go instantaneously like that's Bob and Tom when I was a kid um Mount St Helens blew up what year was that Jamie I don't know Mount St Helens was in the Pacific Northwest and it was a big deal cuz it was an actual real volcano that killed people in the United States and we were like whoa like what I thought volcanoes were like in other countries 1980 so I was uh not even in high school yeah that was uh that was a crazy one how many people died from M yeah they they knew it was an active volcano but they didn't W it's like people live on the side of active volcanoes like in Hawaii there's a bunch of people that live on the side of an active when I was in Hawaii I think there was um one of the volcanoes did go off yeah it happened when I was there too at the big island the big island is very active there's crazy film of just lava overcoming this mustang have you ever seen it there's a Mustang parked in front of the street and the lava is coming from this eruption and it just slowly consumes the street and eats this car right in front of this dude's house like these people have been living there chilling their whole life coming from school hi Mom I'm home ins does your insurance cover that probably not they try to cover as little as possible if you live on the side of an active volcano like it's like hey I'm going to get volcano urance yeah that's uh that's
up to you player but I want I want to have my expensive car yeah I had a a friend who um he had some crazy situation I think he had like flood insurance but he didn't have damage from water from a hurricane insurance so like your roof can get destroyed from a hurricane and you don't have insurance for that but you have insurance if like your pipes break like he he got [ __ ] in some sort of a weird loophole what's weird too with stuff like that anytime it's like an adjuster if you get the right adjuster they can do whatever you want but you have to get an addressor who's going to do it like I used to call and do like appeals for um health insurance stuff and if you kind of sweet talk someone they might just put it through for you you have to just keep calling back until you get an adresser that's going to give you what you want or you have to charm them in person yes yeah that's what because they're just regular people right and they could decide absolutely they hold so much power sometimes that's a crazy power to have right you can get your house fixed right or like your car is total and we're going to pay for it or we're not yeah or you're going to have a shaky ass car for the rest of your life as you take it on the highway you ever had a car that's fixed that really probably shouldn't have been fixed I mean when my first car I had was like um a Ford Tempo and I remember the steering wheel like came off in my lap as I was driving it and I was just like picked it up and just kept driving he put it back on oh I should not have been driving in that car oh my god when you're a kid and you buy [ __ ] boxes like the chances of those things just completely falling apart as you're driving are so high my dad also would just like want to paint a car so he would just like start painting a car and prime it like half of it and then he would give up so we'd have like a two colored car as a child it's like so embarrassing yeah if you have a poor car oh yeah we had poor cars po cars all the time and then my mom got into a car accident then we got a car with that money oh the Ford Tempo was like five grand M had like bright red pleather inside bright red pleather remember yeah
I was driving with that car me and my friends on the highway and I'm like oh steering wheel just came down but it's still connected so I just pick it up and like make the turn oh so like the thing that adjust the steering wheel dropped off I don't know it just like fell in my lap when I was driving and I just picked it up and like still drove it Jesus Christ there's a lot of those cars out there that's why we need inspections Adrian it's very important my dad though knew a guy who would just keep passing that car yeah those guys are a problem yeah but that's what I'm saying it's like the right it's a person that's like not an adjuster but like if you know them they'll do it for you yeah my friend was telling me about that for muscle cars in Los Angeles that there's a place you can go in like the hood and this guy will uh completely pass like any car I was like that sounds like an FBI sting yeah but I mean there's so many things like that yeah well especially in New York yeah I mean yeah New York is all about knowing a guy all about knowing a guy it's all about like what you can get away with yeah New York City is disgusting and I've lived there my whole life I hate it but I can't imagine like living anywhere permanently for the rest of my life what do you uh think is going to be the hardest adjustment about moving here I don't know um I'm not sure I mean I can't live here during the summer I can't do it like flying roaches whatever like whatever those things are I just can't I'm out Jamie do you experience a lot of flying roaches I just see them out like it was like 105 degrees here when I came last June with Ari and it was just like we were in his H he got a really nice airbn B he probably brought them with him there were a lot of crickets this year but I don't think that was that's different I mean I was in the room in the bathroom and there was one like this big a roach what maybe there's catas whatever they're called oh yeah cicas are very different than roaches they look like roaches though people eat them sure people eat people like I mean it doesn't make it cool or right but like you could eat whatever you want no but I mean it's like a delicacy like people
enjoy it sure that's no like I know a lot of I know a guy who does it God bless that's not for me my friend Ryan Callahan he had a recipe how to cook cicas put big roaches though yeah like a bug anyway I go to get Ari to kill it and he's like oh it just flew and I'm like what that is like a new fear unlocked it flew it probably was a cicada it probably wasn't a roach it might not have been a roach but like I for that's what cic looks like I can't [ __ ] cool they're [ __ ] cool um see if you find cicada recipes see if you can find Ryan Callahan's cicada recipe my friend Ryan he uh would cook them with like teriyaki sauce and bake them yeah apparently look I've gone to Mexico before and if certain resorts in Mexico they'll serve you like fried crickets sure have you seen that I've heard about it yeah Fri crickets or grasshoppers I forget which one but they're good they taste good they're probably crunchy yeah crunchy and it was kind of salty it's pretty good it's actually not bad for you like legitimately it's protein right yeah it's the same kind of animal protein that you get from a lot of different things um but protein from cicas is apparently particularly good it's like they're because they're big I guess probably a lot of protein those little [ __ ] I mean I just remember being out like outside in like a bar here and there were just that's all it is for you is the bugs the heat's not great you could handle the heat I could handle the heat over those bugs just stay away from the bugs I don't run into you can't they fly Adrian I'm telling you you're hanging out in the wrong spots I'll show you where to go in the poor places but like their bugs are just I can't deal the flying go where the bugs are it's not that big of a deal the mosquitoes are a pain in the ass sometimes I don't care about that I mean yeah it's not great but like those big things I can like ladyb bird Lake if you go around there you're going to there's going to be a lot of mosquitoes they're all over the [ __ ] place but that's also um what the bats keep in check have you seen the bat um emergence before no oh it's [ __ ] cool as [ __ ] bats are actually pretty cute well there's a there's the bridge right this South Congress Bridge and if you go by the South Congress Bridge there's people
every night that are waiting for the bats to leave cuz millions of bats leave so as billions of critters have emerged for seven years so is this Ryan I think so okay so he's showing so you peel off the skin of these little [ __ ] what what is it guy doing that's not Ryan Cen I don't know who that guy is I could find a video of him doing it then okay but so this guy's just showing how you cook cicada so he's basically taking away the outside area and he made a cicada Taco for this kid and this lady and they're eating it with a she said she's freaking out whatever yeah she said it's not bad what was I just talking about before that though we were moving on to something else oh what I'll miss about being in being here as opposed to New York yeah we talked about oh um oh the bats that's what we're talking about e show the um bats emerging from the South Congress Bridge it's really crazy I've seen I've only done it once where I went out there and watch it happen it's like a million bats it's like the sky fills with bats and they kill all the [ __ ] mosquitoes they're death are they not eating the also that's pretty cool though ever seen the photos of it it's pretty badass I've seen it live like that and and if you go under that bridge fridge you hear them little flying rats clinging to the roof what else do they eat they can't eat just mosquito mosquitoes they're mosquito killers they keep the mosquitoes in check uh they probably eat a bunch of bugs I'm sure they don't only D on mosquitoes but they're a significant factor in keeping the mosquito population down allegedly that's what I read fine if that's true I think it's true though has to be I think it's true I think that's one of the main things they my friend he lives in uh I guess the country and he's like trying to put up those where bats will come to eat the mosquitoes like I guess you put up those little bat houses or whatever you put phermones in them I guess and he like he can't get them to come there because he has a lot of mosquitoes Because He Lives by a lake yeah I bet bats it's hard to get them to move in new areas you know because I bet wherever bats live if they live by a lake there's probably plenty of bugs like why would they take a risk to go
somewhere where they're not sure if resources exist I mean they could just fly right but they live under this bridge and they've been on this bridge forever well yeah I don't think he's going to get these bats but you know what I'm saying like when bats find a spot that works they're not migratory right they're just going to stay there yeah they're just going to stay there so to get them to go to a new spot he's probably going to have to bring bats we actually had a bat expert on the podcast do you know what I need I I need an expert for pantry moths we'll try to find you one I mean I have pantry moths for the last three months and I can't get rid of them they do migrate where they go they migrate seasonally flying south for the winter and then returning North in the spring interesting yeah that's how I heard about it there there's a bunch more in Houston right so they probably cuz Houston doesn't get as cold probably but they probably have like an established range is what my point is it's like bringing them to a new Range like to your friend's place is going to be difficult because there's not a history of them being there but I wonder if what was that dude's name what does it say it says they eat between 10,000 and 30,000 lbs of insects including mosquitoes and every night on their nightly flight and harmful agricultural pests they got to be so Austin's bats are they're [ __ ] huge they really they come in handy um but [ __ ] what was I um asking about other than that Merlin Tuttle yes that's his name Merlin Tuttle so he is a a bat expert and uh he lives in Austin as well fascinating dude he's been studying bats his whole life he's a scientist is there still new stuff to find out about bats sure yeah I mean bats carry a lot of weird diseases that's one thing you know like uh there crossover diseases That's the Corona virus essentially was a bad disease that they took and [ __ ] with and made it uh vulnerable for humans so they um they've done a lot of work with like bats and diseases one of the craziest stories though there's these two doctors or two scientists rather and they um they were in Africa and they decided to set up photography to film these bats as they were flying fing out of the cave cuz there's certain cave in Africa that has like some [ __ ] insane
number of bats it's just filled with them and when these bats flew out they [ __ ] so these guys are on the ground in front of the Batcave filming didn't take into account they're going to be covered in bat [ __ ] just millions and millions of bats [ __ ] in their face and they died they died of like some crazy hemorrhagic virus that just raged through their system if you imagine you are a human being and you're essentially intravenously taking in bat [ __ ] into your system it's going in your eyeballs it's going in your mouth turn of events it's going through the the blood brain barrier the bat shits getting into your blood and it's circulating through your whole body and you just develop a horrible hemorrhagic virus you can't play in that [ __ ] like you can play in cow [ __ ] no I don't think so I think well bats eat a lot of like living organisms unlike cows you know turning these crocodiles orange bat poop has turned these African Cave crocodiles orange that orange crocodile cool dope that's a pretty dope looking a pair of boots made that gu no [ __ ] right like natural natural orange crocodile from bat poop you know the bat guano is a very potent fertilizer right because bat guano has like it's I think it has high levels of nitrogen I think that comes from them eating all the insects so that like there used to be Wars over bat [ __ ] and that's where the term batshit crazy comes from yeah I did not know that guano was like a very expensive commodity because people needed it to grow crops so if you could get crazy yeah B guano is apparently very potent fertilizer they have a 4300y old poop core in a Jamaican cave that they've been studying what 5,000 different species of bats have been [ __ ] on for Jesus Christ my God dep positive in SE wow sequential layers by generations of bats for over 4,300 years and it's 2 m tall that is so crazy largely undisturbed and holds information about changes in climate and how the bat's food sources shifted over the Millennia wow magic go to Jamaica for spring break and that's where you go so crazy that's so nuts yeah I'm trying to find a picture of it but I see one you know what I'm really fascinated with is things that
existed like only in myth but that uh every culture has like dragons like I had this guy Forest Gant he's a uh wildlife biologist and he thinks that there's a real possibility that dragons were an actual thing and that what one they have lived like when dinosaurs were around no no they lived alongside humans that's why there's all these records and all these different cultures and you know there's um Chinese culture has dragons Japanese culture has dragons uh ancient uh Europeans have dragons like dragon is a real not a fire breathing that seems to be [ __ ] but maybe even what kind of like what would their purpose be well they're probably like a crocodile that flies there was probably like more than one kind of really dangerous reptile that they called dragons like kodo dragons right kodo dragons giant lizard they call it a dragon right crocodiles dragons the question is whether or not one of them actually flew cuz we know the pterodactyls were a real thing and if if terod probably were real then N I think it's probably something like that you know some kind of like enormous bird type creature I only want a dragon if it's going to like just have Fire come out of its mouth all the time yeah that's the only kind of dragon sck it on your enemies yes shut the [ __ ] up you know send it to your house like when you're in Game of Thrones and that lady standing there and then you see the dragon's head slowly Thrones I know how dare you I know it's so good I keep trying to get into it and I can't the new one is n no but I mean Seas the old one is so good it's so good it's so good it makes you want a dragon the lady who V was there name vanys who had the dragons is that her name I didn't watch I have no idea you didn't watch it either could you not get into it it's too busy playing video games and golf bring me your bring me your pu what are you reality bring me your puppy right now bring me Carl Jamie's like I don't like fantasy not that kind yeah I don't kind fantasy like either know like sci-fi stuff a little more have you seen uh three body problem no I it was on my list to watch it didn't started dude is it good really good really by the guys who made Games of Thrones or the gals or non-binary folks whoever the [ __ ] it is whoever made it whoever made Game of
Thrones it some that's a thing that you repeat without looking any further I don't know what producers or whatever but the point is like it is a really really good show like really fun and science fiction and uh my wife who's not even into science fiction she loves it I got check it out I really want I really want Carl little Carl isn't he adorable he's so cute yeah he's got a rest up for Marshall in about 15 20 minutes he's going to meet Marshall again it's Marshall is Marshall is just happy right now oh yeah he's happy when Carl's nowhere near him he's like Carl please I can't especially if like he doesn't have a toy where they could play TIG of War right if they could play TIG of War it's cool but Carl is just a soon as I came in he was just like biting my sneaker yeah he just wants to fight he to play he he's still so young though yeah he's a little baby but he's also a crazy dog like he's he's like little little torpedo he launches himself through the air at Marshall yeah he's like if he was a person he'd be a dictator he's like nuts he'd be a gladiator he'd be one of those dudes fighting in R jacked yeah he'd be one of them dudes fighting he'd be like that he wouldn't be the guy that killed himself with the [ __ ] sponge no no way he'd be killing people with the [ __ ] sponge just plunging it right in their throat but you imagine if like today was the lion fight you're like I don't want to do this I'd rather choke to death on a [ __ ] stick imagine how bad your life has to be yeah I think you were like I'm just going to off myself with this imti that's all you have to kill yourself is a [ __ ] stick I mean how bad your life has to suck to take this [ __ ] sponge covered in other people's [ __ ] and just bypass your gag instincts and stuff it down your hole until you die imagine you don't die right away either you're just you definitely don't die right away you're just like ingesting those fumes yeah you you're rolling up in the middle of killing yourself by stuffing it think someone thought that would kill them and they just tried smelling it until they died and it didn't work nah they are probably used to that kind of smell it's like smelling salt I bet that [ __ ] wakes you right up you want some no I used to
work at a place that I'll do it but I'm not going to do it that close oh that's what people do with the [ __ ] stick that was their oh my God that was the big biggest one I ever got ever oh my God I thought it' lost a little bit of potency from the other day yo it's like a delayed reaction sh my God that one hit me harder than anyone I've ever even that close to me it's like chlorine but the most chlorine so I worked in a place that abortions it was like an OBGYN and they used to have that stuff to like wake people up oh fun o God that is so bad get addicted though try it again don't no I don't you don't you sure give a couple minutes I'm not a gambler doesn't matter I'll do it from further away yeah that's what I'm saying close I do it again let's see how close I can get it's one of those things where everybody doesn't and like what the [ __ ] they like let me do it again let me try it again let me try it again everybody wants to try it again that's brutal yeah it's rough it's rough stuff what do they use that for besides weightlifters oh if they get knocked out no no no they take it right before they power lift why it get like apparently I don't know the actual science maybe Jamie can look it up the idea I think that is it shocks your system like just jolts everything alive and then you're like [ __ ] then you can lift more weights allegedly that's crazy CU I didn't even have it that close to my face they used to use it with boxers but they made it illegal they would put it under a boxer's nose to wake them up yeah if they got like rocked and hurt they would snap them back I don't even know if it works lots of athletes use it what is it legal for them yeah they're using the smaller versions but yeah why can't boxers use it then I don't know that they can't I don't think they can I think smelling salts are illegal in between rounds I think it actually was an issue that somebody brought up because I think someone was asking why someone it was one of the fight men in the UFC one of the um excuse me one of the cutmen in the UFC was holding someone's nose open after they got rocked like with his finger but it was
just to create the more Airway it says because they can cause they can mask more serious injuries and cause further harm right right right that's what in boxing is why it's yeah that makes sense so like if you get rocked and then they give you the smelling thoughts you might think you're okay but really you're still [ __ ] up the worst injury from them is is what this is backing up I when I was looking into it is whiplash it's not like burning your nose that's hilarious I was it from just going like that from because you can't not react that way that's hilarious and people that are more hurt [ __ ] get [ __ ] up more you need to do some neck exercises homie you get whip last from that that's ridic get into a car acci and you want you want like to get more money you just do that for whiplash a couple blasts of that what is stuff like what it just smells like ammonia kind of I think it is ammonia yeah that's all it is yeah it's just ammonia in like Crystal form but this is this company is uh it's this this product is called a this is the strongest one we've ever tried I mean i' I've smelled it before too but like that is very strong it was it was like here and I smelled it yeah it was this smelled so bad that it smelled inside the sealed container so it had a sealed plastic container on the outside I had to open that I could smell it through the container before it was even open then once I unsealed it and opened the bag while this was sealed and with like a a top to the lid like so there's the top that's like sealed over the bottle and then the lid on top of the top and you still smelted it through that still smelted it through that with like the plastic seal you got to pull the seal back and everything once we opened it up I could it's just it's insane whatever the [ __ ] is in whatever it does to your system in Crystal form no okay you do it first okay why would you go that close that's pretty close Okay you turn get in there girl big breath big breath big breath big breath oh no that was I smelled enough that was nothing I don't care I'm not going to breathe in it I'm going to lie I'm going to pretend I'm doing it you did it the experence that first time is like brutal yeah doesn't
it wake you up though it does for sure somebody had rocked you if you're in there with some girls boxing you up she pieing you up and they just smell that get you in the corner you're like and I can see it making you like angry too yeah I would think it'd probably be good to mask any symptoms of you being hurt they should have had that on the [ __ ] stick yeah imagine just swalling a ball that to kill yourself but that's better probably take a long time you don't think you would die from that right away it's ammonia I wonder okay how much uh ammonia would you have to consume for it to be lethal Jamie I feel like a cup this is not even a cup well that's in Crystal formed amount of time you're probably doing it but if you just down this whole thing it should kill you it yeah the whole thing I feel like we shouldn't be giving anybody any idea probably not people were like eating Tide Pods don't they were right that was real that's a crazy I think China did that to us I think they tricked us on the internet yeah they got some like fake people to pretend to eat Tai pods and talk dumb kids remember when they were locking up detergent because kids were eating Tide Pods you're like I don't know man if you're eating those tiod you deserve it yeah we're always going to have kids that do stupid [ __ ] there's no way around that Tide Pods is probably I was I'm lucky Tide Pods weren't around when I was a kid you would have definitely been eating them I know somebody who to at them there's always that one kid in the neighborhood who'll do anything to get attention a they do feel cool though they're like soft and what is in them detergent oh sorry Tide Pods what what you saying Jamie they were saying this is probably how this got into sports they thought it counteracted head trauma right like 50 years ago wakes you up not just but I mean fully like if you were knocked out which you I mean you had a I know it would wake you up but like they thought it like fixed you right I thought it brought you back well they didn't know [ __ ] back then I still smell it I mean when do you think they figured out brain damage when they start figuring out if you get punch in the head too many times you you lose your
ability to communicate I think they probably knew it pretty early and they were like I'm betting on this game though let them keep it in each other well they definitely knew about it because boxers were washed up even in the 50s and the 60s but I don't think they understood the the extent of it until probably like the 60s and the 70s people started discussing like being punch drunk punch drunk boxers like I think boxers knew about it but I think like the general public it wasn't really a big thing what about football people like you know concussions and stuff yeah for sure they get it real bad all of them all all contact athletes your head getting Jarred like that but I think for us the big one was Muhammad Ali because Muhammad Ali was such a cultural hero and to see Muhammad Ali in the later stages of his life like unable to communicate and shaking it's like very disturbing cuz as much as they tried to tell you that had nothing to do with boxing like come on it definitely did of course it did you jostling your brain around but there's also uh a trauma induced Parkinson is a real thing right and so when you see people that are like Freddy roach uh who's a he was a boxer and now he's a famous trainer he has trauma induced Parkinson's is a shake that he tells you is from his career as a boxer it's just something that happens to people and so when you see it happen to someone like Muhammad Ali you're like [ __ ] right cuz this guy's like the the sign sign of strength oh not just a sign of strength but the way he would talk was so different than any other boxer he was so fast he was so funny like Howard coell called him truculent once you seemed very truculent champ he goes whatever truculent is if it's good I'm that that's a great answer he had so many funny things that he said he was the first guy that was like talking [ __ ] in a funny way and getting the whole world to pay attention you know he said one of his opponents I forget who was he goes is he if he ever dreams he beat me you better wake up and apologize it's funny he just said some funny funny things he would say but also like refused to fight in the Vietnam War he said hey man [ __ ] you I'm not going over there yeah good for him yeah and then lost his TI lost his ability to make a living for three years because of
it like the prime three years of his career was taken from him because he refused to fight in the Vietnam War so he was he was a lot more than just a fighter he was like a a cultural icon who defined rebelling against a corrupt and evil system and then um you know eventually at the end of his life he was a victim of the sport that made him famous and we watched it right and that's the first time we ever watched someone go from you know just celebrated for the way he talked to being unable to communicate at all this gives two very different versions of when it was discovered ancient Egypt yeah 1848 Phineas Gage a rare railroad worker survived a traumatic brain injury when an iron Rod shot through his skull and destroyed much of his left frontal lobe Gage's personality changed dramatically and his case considered a landmark in the study of brain damage and personality so we have pictures of that yo let's see the pictures oh boy oh boy it says it went right through oh my God didn't apparently feel much pain oh boy he was throwing up for every 20 minutes he was lucid and remained talking the whole time so he just made like his hair part over the hole in his head said he had obliterated his left frontal low but he survived the accident a a 13 inch railroad Rod is that the rod that he has in his hand yeah I think so oh Christ that could be a gun or something no that looks like the rod dude that's the thing that went through his [ __ ] head and he lived and now he's keeping it oh that's what it looked like oh my God wait so it didn't go through his eye it went through his head and destroyed his eye what do you think that what did it say it did to his personality that's what so this was like the first study in Psychology changed psychology and right what did they say uh how did they say it affected his personality Phineas gagee on second thought that's interesting what does that say that on the top the title before profane and hostile afterwards um a reexamination of the famous case of man's personality change from a grievous brain injury uhhuh okay wait a minute I know yeah acoss that yeah all right find another
way yeah it's hard to know this is a funky site the dude who runs outside's funky like I mean I bet he wasn't a good time to be around well it does definitely dramatically change people people like um I was reading about this guy who developed um an ability to uh see mathematics in like geometric form and uh it's called Uh acquired Savant syndrome so this guy started creating like geometric art like apparently had no interest in mathematics at all and then I think he got mugged I think he got beat up and uh then developed some bizarre mathematical ability I mean that's better than the people that have like traumatic brain injuries and become pedophiles true like definitely true pray for the mathematic genius well I know quite a few comics of Adam Roseanne Bar Kennison both got hit by cars both changed their personalities dramatically afterwards it's probably like quite a few people that just got knocked in the head and then just became a different person right which is really weird it's a sketchy thing oh no your joke was about somebody taking medicine oh the the joke about yeah the Parkinson's drug that's true that's true it's so crazy yeah it's called a dopamine Agonist and uh apparently with some people it completely removes their inhibitions right he was gambling gambling gay sex just went off the rails and what you say lost like 600,000 or something somewhere in the neighborhood of that yeah lost everything but then when he would stopped taking the drug he was okay got back to normal he's like what the [ __ ] was I doing he won in court which is the craziest thing Su galaxo Smith he lost as much money as he gained back and he was also raped twice no raped once I think he just random he was raped he was raped yeah he picked a guy up off Craigslist I guess he didn't see that he just became addicted to gay sex and gambling that's crazy to like stop doing that and then you're like wow I remember all those dicks I took yeah that was a crazy time well is a different human like his brain like we don't think about it this way but your brain is essentially this functional ecosystem of all these different things dopamine and serotonin all these neurotransmitters and and then
the blood that's flowing through your body it's all operating on this sort of like fairly regular schedule of what's available to use and how you inter interpret Consciousness based on the the chemicals and then all of a sudden you introduce this new [ __ ] and this new [ __ ] makes you want to suck [ __ ] and play Bingo it's just crazy that both of those things are like the same in this guy's head well it's just wild impulses I'm sure he had probably other impulses um I don't know if you got more violent but that that sometimes happens where people like can't control you know like someone cuts you off in traffic and you want to be like oh that's [ __ ] idiot right well they just [ __ ] can't take it they just want to just drive someone off the road they just lose their impulse control that happened to people with CTE as well a lot of people with CTE they have a very short fuse like very short fuse didn't they think that happened with Aaron Hernandez MH yeah they said he had the worst CTE I think that they had ever diagnosed and he was alive in 28 you know so he wasn't well he's dead obviously because they did an autopsy but I mean he was alive at 28 before he killed himself with the worst CTE they had ever seen so it hadn't even killed him right but it had destroyed his brain I mean his brain was destroyed it was just filled with holes that's crazy crazy and um they said that when they studied uh football players there's some extraordinary number of football players that have CTE it's in like the high 90% And this is not just College this is high school col all those people that that have those High CTE counts like they're not killing people either some of them are you know not a lot no not a lot but the thing about it is first of all when it's over you there's a lot of them that wind up killing themselves um that's a big thing with uh it happens with Fighters it happens with uh soldiers also the PTSD compounding the fact they have brain injuries a lot of heavy depression so 345 NFL player former NFL players with chronic traumatic enopi out of 376 former players studyed so out of all those people studied only 31 dudes didn't have it so it's
91.7% among those diagnosed in last year two former players who once represented the teams paired in this Sunday Super Bowl uh former philadelph Eagles quarterback could could you do me a favor and just Google Aaron Hernandez CTE with results the second highest you could have I don't know the stages but say stage three worst you'd ever seen in some that young yeah cuz he was yeah that's what I was going to say he wasn't playing as long as some of these other people that's what's crazy um S range of symptoms including emotional and behavioral changes memory loss and depression yeah yeah it's nuts it's nuts since 91% it's crazy too that you just keep playing football because you make so much money from it well I think Aaron Hernandez was a violent dude already you know there was like a lot of abuse in his childhood and there's a lot of crazy stuff I think there's a lot going on with that guy right so he might have been a little unhinged to begin with murdered a bunch of people right at least one I think he murdered at least two they think he murdered two yeah I thought it was two but I think one is like confirmed how many people did Aaron Hernandez murder I know why I thought it was three in charge for one I mean dude's playing of a double homicide playing in the NFL superstar also just gunning people down with one of the worst examples of CG they've ever guilty of first degree murder and sentence to life in prison did he hang himself is that how he died did he hang himself I believe so imagine like an injury like that dude with the rod through the brain and now all of a sudden you're a totally different person like all your life you've been one person and then gone that person's gone it's kind of fun maybe not there's only one way to find out you you would try like you would want to know like how hard do I have to get hit in the head to be really good at math like you don't don't want to overdo it no you don't want to you're like keep pushing me I still can't figure this equation out one more kick to the face please I think we're right there I think I'm starting to see geometry yeah that's crazy but it
doesn't happen to everybody that's what's weird no some people make some great Comics some people just makes some brain dead yeah there's a fine line there's a fine line between genius and brain dead in everything there's a fine line all right should we wrap this up let's wrap it up it was really fun yeah thanks for being here you're very funny I really enjoy your comedy I I love the this the risks you take you know you just go for it it's it's fun to watch it's great really is it's fun it's it's a different thing than anybody else is doing and people love it I think there's reason for that and I think you're like one of those people that they have to find out about you to appreciate you and um you know that happened with a lot of people that happened like Steven Wright that happened like Mitch Hedberg like people had to like know what they were coming for to really appreciate it do you hear that do you remember that story I don't know if when Mitch Hedberg did his special for Comedy Central it took so long cuz he was like bombing the whole way through do you never heard that I mean and he's like a genius but like his special he was not doing well and they kept filming it and fil and like finally he's like sitting down on those stairs cuz I think he had been at it for a while and you watch that special it's like hilarious he's like a genius so funny but like yeah in the room it just was not going well well it all depended with Mitch on also who is there a complimentary opening act that makes sense sure like he would have guys on the road he would like have a middle act on the road that the club would provide that dude would be doing back flips and singing songs right that's not a great person for you to follow it's terrible and so people didn't know who he was back then it was just who's the headliner oh there's a guy named Mitch hburg like why does he have sunglasses on why is he staring at the ground like yeah but once they knew who he was then they would come to see him and then it was awesome and I think there's a thing like that with you well what's funny too is like Lou you know directed and he's like let's do this thing at first he was like let's do this thing where nobody
knows you're filming is special he's like you know you're just going out there and like you know usually half the crowd loves me and half the crowd doesn't so I was like let's do one show like that and that show I tap dance the whole way and it was so brutal I left that the first two shows we did I was like the first one was okay and the second one was so brutal cuz none of them knew who I were they didn't know I was doing a special they just thought they were coming for a regular show and I'm up there for an hour and people like there was like seven people that liked me but like we all left so dejected like Louie was like I can't even watch this and Ari I seen Ari being like so depressed and then I went home that night and I was like I'm G to have to quit comedy oh my God and then the next two shows the next night were amazing but like yes I'm not for everyone yeah you're not for everybody not even my biological father well you're for me I appreciate you well thank you thanks for having me um my pleasure so one more time Jamie show it it's available now Netflix the dark queen uh tell people your Instagram All That Jazz uh chust my name Adrian appuchi spell it though because people like it's appuchi must mean a I know well also to but you have an eye first this funky eye I know but everyone always thinks it's an L so that's why I was like we need to use uh a font where it's an I so it's a d r i e n NE e and then the last name is I a have you ever thought about just changing your last name to an a just put an a there I mean everyone think it's an L how about just change it one big a so people know how to say it I feel like I like being a little difficult you do that makes sense keep it that way don't listen to me thank you very much appreciate you very much bye everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music]