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[Music] by night what's going on how you doing good nice nice space suit you have a nice spacer whoa cool why did you choose blue I don't know the silver one's a little intense yeah it's a sweat box it's weird or warm they get yeah it's like one of them um emergency blankets you ever seen them those little thin silver ones like how can that help you yeah I guess it does somehow maintains Heat so what's it like being a club owner what's it like to be a club owner to you sir it's weird who would have ever thought I know that makes no sense well we started doing this podcast that one day we'd both be club Owners right next door to each other that's what's hilarious yeah and people like do you does it bother you the Red Band open up a club Three Doors Down I'm like no it's great it's great because it's uh you know what it's like uh you you have two rooms uh with like you have your beautiful big boy or whatever but that to me is the main room yeah and then your other one I think is the or and I feel like mine's kind of like the belly room because it has the same like you know the same kind of shows that are in the belly room the same kind of like the comics are experimenting with new things over there so yeah it's it's kind of like the main three now I always I think it's kind of cool well we have so many good spots just on that one street I mean Vulcan is just a few doors down Creek in the cave is just a block away it's crazy it's like and when you're in town when different Comics are until like Vos was at the Vulcan and then he came by did my club and then you know all these different people are doing that just going back and forth it's great yeah it's awesome yeah I [ __ ] love it yeah it's it's and I think it's because there's no major sports teams here right you know so there's there's music and comedy are the big things in this town I think the music uh set everybody up for going out to see live shows yeah because it's like a culture of going to see live shows in this town that was established by people going to see music this is so much [ __ ] Alice Bullard got ripped off do you see that [ __ ] they're in South Carolina I think [ __ ] [ __ ] what happened dirty thieves they stole
yeah the broken nose trailer stole his guitars amps everything and now he's got three more shows and no equipment I saw that so uh is it Ellis Bullard music on Instagram I think he's gonna put up a uh GoFundMe he's got to go out and buy guitars look at that oh look at that guitar too [ __ ] [ __ ] you know that's the kind of guitar though that when somebody tries to sell it it'll probably get back to them like well hopefully because of this we'll tell everybody but it's uh what is a 1979 guitar is that what it said a dobro yeah bro two telecasters and a custom [Music] that couldn't happen to a nicer guy uh he's the best talented as [ __ ] too yeah there it is 1979 dobro yeah man that's ugly there's some scumbag musician that'll buy that knowing it's stolen right yeah desperate people it sucks yeah thievery is just so gross it's amazing how little there is though you know I was thinking about that the other day about car accidents people suck at driving but God it's amazing a few car accidents there are most people every day just moving around no car accident it is weird and you always you have to have trust in everybody too like there's sometimes when you're driving by the semi and you're like okay I hope you hope you see me yeah bro it's all phones people need that Apple carplay it's the [ __ ] it you don't you can do anything that you need to do without ever touching the phone you just say hey Siri call Red Band bam hey Siri text my Mom what do you want to say and then you just say it it's like you can you could say Hey Siri navigate to and you go wherever the [ __ ] you need to go you don't have to touch anything it's the best it's a real bummer that Tesla uh won't do that you won't do that because they said that theirs is better than Apple it's not it's one of the worst things I've ever used they get some things right and something's really wrong really wrong is the fob what is it called it's not called a fob what is it called uh the [ __ ] the car key thing that's the stupid handle the yolk oh it's so dumb yeah it's just no no with the yolk give me a goddamn steering well now you can now you can now they give you the option you could probably get
yours retrofitted with it back on now because they now it's an option when you order a car now can I get the horn in the center please exactly that's the dumbest thing ever it's a [ __ ] and they also sell third-party steering wheels that actually is a yoke but they see the one on the bottom right where it makes it a little bit better that's actually cool yeah that's third party they did a nice interior in that car too yeah the like the interior is like I was in the interior of um a Porsche electric car it's very nice very nice that's the new one that's another aftermarket but do they have it as an option can I like go to Tesla and say hey get rid of this black ass steering wheel yeah yeah if when you order just go to tesla.com and act like you're ordering a car and one of the options should be a model S one of the options is you can get a steering wheel yeah from what I understand it's just for driving for actually like turning and parking it's stupid yeah the yoke is stupid it's funny because when they first uh when they first uh very Rick steering wheel yeah you can choose regularly give me a goddamn steering wheel yeah when they first announced it though I was like that's the coolest thing ever I want that so bad but just like the little thing I'm not putting the horn in the middle and the turn signals it looks like the horn no no the horns back in the middle yeah yeah definitely yeah that's what I need Elon why would why wouldn't you put the horn in the middle are you sure yeah look what I'm seeing is when I change it from yolk the buttons all stay the same it's just the outside stuff yeah because the you the new yoke has the horn in the center as well oh that does yeah okay yeah yeah they fixed it the mine doesn't yeah it sucks the dumbest some guy cut in front of me and I was like Jesus buddy just looking for the in the turn signal do you constantly hit the turn signal oh it's always wrong so accidentally hit left right this is the the the stalk is the way to go yeah it's so easy it never gets in the way there's nothing back there right your hands are never back there so it just go dude left right we know how to do it it's perfect yeah there's even that second stock that I even forget that that's even there
sometimes because I didn't even see it yeah the one in behind this left stock well that's the adjuster right right yeah but there's like a whole thing there you never see you know in doing everything on the screen it to make things simple they make things way more complicated like if you have to adjust your mirrors Jesus Christ right you got to get in there and and then lift for the left and lift for the right stop you're making me think too much when my car I don't even have to look at it yeah I just reach over I press the button and I can adjust it I just do it real quick easy it's better physical buttons are better always always slide to reverse the worst is when the car has their volume knob and adjustments on the screen oh you're terrible am I touching up you want to be able to do it where you can keep looking at the road just reach over grab the knob turn it to the left turn to the right you know volume we know how to do it temperature Easy Button yeah button go high button go low come on just make the buttons look sexier yeah prettier portion doesn't do it yeah Porsche's got all buttons they figured it out I looked in their interior I'm like that's a better interior they know how to do it they've been doing cars forever everybody tries to like reinvent the wheel yeah some parts like blinkers click click click click keep it like that don't be putting on the steering wheel like an [ __ ] and companies are coming back to it also look at the latest MacBook Pros They're bringing back the SD card reader They're bringing back all the ports that they got rid of you know yeah but then you hear these rumors that the iPhone is going to get rid of buttons and it's you know it's going to have zero buttons the whole thing is what disturbs me is going to all wireless charging like why are you doing that you know it's slower that doesn't make any sense like just making that everyone has to have a wireless Port somewhere everyone has cords man keep the cords just go to USBC see that I saw Lou post this yesterday it's like uh the new prototype yeah who knows if the South's gonna be it's going to have the new USBC Port which is the deal this is the ultra yeah it's basically the same but I guess that's like the ultra watch I think probably with the titanium so what is maybe different the screen
border is uh a lot smaller uh it has a USB SC Port now um and the volume rocker is not it's not two buttons anymore it's one long button um and the mute button the the clicky switch to mute that never works is now a button that's going to be used for like an action button I guess so how will you mute it now you probably hold that down for a second or so that makes sense yeah look at this top comment I will never use an iPhone Android people are hilarious they are so in a cult they really don't like they're we're Against the Machine Man literally your phone is used by More Humans than any other phone on Earth I send them photos to a group chat last night and half a second group chat without the Android person so they can get the photos uncompressed and they look good because in that group chat they're all [ __ ] they can't see the photos I don't know if you know that oh oh if you have an Android person in your iPhone group chat they get the photos good that Android will get them but everybody I really I find will not get them good why oh because it compresses and then it goes to everybody else you have to like leave them out make a new group chat be like sorry but is that why it always says like uh message failed to send and then I'll send it like 10 more times and people are like why is he sending me this 10 times because it keeps on saying it failed yeah so it's like if you text message from an iPhone it's inferior with if you text message an image which texts stop trying to talk [ __ ] on my Androids but that's why they'll see it perfectly fine and be like what are you talking about I see it looks great on my phone look I'll send you photos but it gets compressed to the iPhone yeah when it goes from that Android to the network again it'll be dog [ __ ] on those [ __ ] Androids or on iPhones I'm sorry especially video especially video that it's very frustrating that you can't just go back and forth that they've created this Walled Garden with Apple because like one thing that Android does that's really good is they're always the first with like foldables they're the First with crazy zoom lenses they're the First with they they figure out everything first they have way better screen real estate there's much more screen to an Android phone than there is
to an iPhone you know that stupid [ __ ] what is that thing in the top that nobody really cares about right the Island the island yeah I was using that Island Android has better fake moons yeah do you think I'm so busted with that fake boom you can't sneak things past the internet yeah when those guys figured out that you could take a blurry photo and put it up on a laptop and then zoom in on it and your your phone will make it look perfect and I always wondered about that because when you got the Galaxy S21 you sent me a phone a moon photo and I was like holy [ __ ] and I it made me want one so bad you sent me that it was pretty cool but now I feel like a loser what are they saying it is because it's clear it's clearly whatever that process is it's not a photograph no it's like AI it's pretty much it knows what the the Moon looks like and it it uses yours as a reference to find what angle you are at and then it just kind of fills in the gaps so stupid it's not a photo it's not a photo that's not a photo like how do they not get in trouble with that that seems like that's a real like violation of trust I think it is in the writing somewhere people found out somewhere that it is in like the terms somewhere yeah what was their excuse was Samsung's excuse I don't know what the [ __ ] you guys are talking about their response was very Bud Lighty you should dude has there ever been a business ever in the history of businesses that got hit with a boycott like Bud Light did who [ __ ] saw that coming who saw that coming I mean he fired two CEOs right yeah that's crazy they're down something like 21 which is wild that's so much man like there's bars that refuse to sell it that's ridiculous there's bars that refuse to sell it because it's causing fights because if people drink it guys will [ __ ] with them totally which you totally could see some [ __ ] in a bar bro drinking a Bud Light you wearing a [ __ ] skirt bro you support Dylan mulverney who yeah I could see that a lot of 100 I can see that happen that's a Surefire scenario and some more on bar yeah
you're drinking a Bud Light Miller Lite and all the other beers need to like jump on this heart and just have like bikini beard commercials like non-stop right now dogs tits and guns hunting and yeah the problem is like light beer is a true alcoholic beer because it's it's something you could drink all day long that's like a guy who just likes to work on Transmissions he's just back in the backyard just drinking Bud Light yeah all day long I stopped beer I used to only drink beer and I haven't I'll have a beer once a year maybe but I I just stopped drinking beer tequila is better yep tequila seems to be the best in terms of like how you feel afterwards oh yeah and all of its poison oh alcoholics absolutely but tequila seems to be the best poison like your body absorbs it the best the better there's no really hangovers as much with that also yeah now when I drink whiskey if we would drink a tequila a lot lately now when I drink whiskey I'm like yep tequila press you ever have that that's uh that's uh it's tequila with soda and a splash of sprite it's it's just it's it's great I just like the taste of tequila I don't like I mean I'll drink stuff like at the bar downstairs we always have those wild Childs those are good they're tasty but I like I like booze to taste like booze I like to know what I'm getting into yeah like this smell the [ __ ] evilness in it I don't I mix my [ __ ] with like Kool-Aid and stuff like that yeah you gotta Prime yeah this is [ __ ] this is like the most sugary drink that doesn't have sugar in it what are they using for uh of sweetener uh I don't know I haven't had the hydration one but I had the energy drink one it was pretty good yeah I mean they taste amazing but they also taste like like Kool-Aid for like with three times the sugar in it really so it's really good I mix this with like vodka and stuff it's a good mixer but yeah it's too much it's too strong well that hydration Market all of a sudden everyone's realizing they're not hydrated yeah some products on now and all those hydration products uh the sodium content in those are out of the control I don't know if you ever looked at like just
like one of the hydration products sodium levels because I've been drinking like two or three of these thinking I'm drinking water like doing good for my body but then you look at the sodium levels like 1 000 milligrams or you're like I don't necessarily think sodium in and of itself is bad for you no no I think that's the electrolytes and stuff they're adding yeah some of that you want yeah you want some particularly if you're exercising like if that's an athletic drink then you definitely want some sodium you want all kinds of stuff this only has 10 so that's not bad at all I don't think so I think that's one of those things where there's like a lot of common misconceptions like salts like people worried about salt bad for you Salt's an essential mineral like you actually need salt like it's I don't necessarily think Salt's bad for you I think we've got a lot of wives Tails floating around and people you know had some information at one point in time that seemed to link sodium to certain diseases but now I don't think they think that anymore let's let's find like is sodium bad for you like sodium and sports drinks yeah Joey Diaz used to always sodium yeah but that's just Joey monosodium glutamate I heard that there was a salt that was bad for you this was another one of those Tales like Himalayan salt or pink salt is really found out there's something bad in it now really yeah I I might be wrong but I thought that was supposed to be the salt that's exactly yeah that might I think it's like brown rice maybe it's because they're not getting it all from there and they're saying it's that oh that's right oh like they're getting some [ __ ] salt but yeah they're like saying it's that it's just I don't know yeah dirtied mine pouring Kool-Aid on it right turn it pink sodium and Sport how what am I looking like how much or yeah is sodium bad for you Google is sodium bad for you well yeah I think it's like everything else is the quick answer it says I should probably ask chat your body needs a small amount of sodium to work properly but too much sodium can be bad for your health diets higher in sodium are associated with the increased risk of developing high blood pressure which is a major cause of stroke and heart
disease you know the problem with that is diets high in sodium those people are probably overeating too who is that Source FDA FDA yes you can't trust them they're bought out by the pharmaceutical companies they are [ __ ] do you know what's Wild when you see um have you ever seen like different people that were the head of the FDA and then where they go after they leave yeah they're major corporations it's always they go straight to drug companies that should be illegal that seems insane that seems insane that you you literally could be the regulatory body that helps these pharmaceutical drug companies and then join them and get millions of dollars my girlfriend just went to an allergy person where she had to get like a thousand shots and find out what she's allergic to and she's allergic to everything and they she doesn't have insurance so they uh and they she went to the doctor and they were like okay we'll work with you not having insurance and they finally prescribed her her pill and it was like 1200 a pill or something like that like she went to go pick up her prescription and it was thousands of dollars and she had to do it like every two weeks to get it filled up look at how would you ever like one pill is a thousand bucks for allergies yes I I wish I knew what it was but like it was the most ridiculous thing ever like how would you expect anyone to pay for this and you have these pills at HEB right now like that's what that Martin shkreli guy whatever his name was that's what he got in trouble for right jacking up the yes yeah so what's uh what's the story with the Sodium uh so I got answered from Chad GPT it basically started off saying the same thing but down here it gives you like a recommended okay sodium is an essential nutrient the body needs in small amounts to function properly it helps maintain the balance of fluids in the body and supports nerve and muscle function and helps regulate blood pressure however consuming too much sodium can have negative health effects the most common concern with consuming too much sodium is that it can increase blood pressure which can lead to higher risk of heart disease and stroke high sodium intake can also increase the risk of developing
kidney issues and osteoporosis recommended daily intake of sodium varies depending on age sex and other factors but in general adults should aim to consume no more than 2 300 milligrams of sodium per day that much you know foods that are high in sodium include processed and packaged Foods fast food salty for snacks see that's my point it's like all that stuff like it's associated with it but is it causal right is that what's causing it because the thing about people with high sodium diets is that usually their diet is [ __ ] they're just eating all kinds of crap like if you have regular food like healthy food but you put salt on it is that bad because I'm I'm betting it's not that bad I'm betting whatever the [ __ ] is in the other stuff is what's getting you you know it's like whenever they do those uh epidemiology studies where they study like your your diet based on like a um you fill out a form like how many times a week do you eat meat how many times how much cancer you have and then they like pull all that information together and they go meat is associated with cancer well it's like what else you eating are you eating grass-fed steaks are you eating some shitty Burger that's in a [ __ ] processed bun with some goofy ass Mayo with salt or in sugar all over it and fries and shakes like how do we know it's the meat you're it sounds like your diet's [ __ ] like there's like so many people have [ __ ] diets yeah that said like salt can kill you like if you like eat a pound of salt you're [ __ ] dead as [ __ ] they used to think MSG was like this horrible monster and people are still anymore huh I don't think they think it's bad anymore right it's not bad anymore yeah monosodium glutamate used to be the devil right and there was a reason for it and it was something really stupid it was like like legalization of marijuana is stupid like really it was never bad for you I forget what it was always told me it wasn't bad for you it's like no it's essential it makes food taste way better especially like that kind of old school East Coast Chinese food with monosodium glutamate it was the best yeah the best it's delicious the best put in more MSG just
don't eat it every day for imitation crab do you know imitation crab is actually really good like have you ever seen those imitation crab legs at the grocery store and they look real but it says imitation it's it tastes exactly like crab legs but what's in there it's just fish yoga mats it's just yeah that's what I thought I thought it was just like yoga mats and like like wheat or something no it's fish it's just a different kind of fish oh Alaskan pollock okay and it made ingredient Pollock tastes good though oh wheat that's it wait it is wheat and egg white yeah binding ingredients yeah that's why because uh one of my kids cannot have uh imitation crab meat because of that holy [ __ ] there was wheat in it for real but you get some like hot butter those things are just it's amazing look at that word transglutaminase enzymes that's a coagulation binding agent oh that [ __ ] ain't good right just just eat the regular Pollock with not doesn't have wheat [ __ ] binding agents in it but it tastes good it tastes exactly the same yeah like if you get like uh there's certain Chinese food they give you a fake fake crab sushi some sushi has it also it's good though tasty but it is wheat you're eating a lot of wheat it is crazy that there's wheat in there I was just joking about having a pizza it makes sense because it's like dough you know they have to take all that fish meat and just smash it into a shape there's a chef in New York at a restaurant that used uh transglutaminase treated shrimp and made pasta out of it this is pasta made from 95 shrimp wow sounds interesting I mean we have those like uh like I've seen chicken like pizza like as the bread kind of you know they do it cauliflower yeah I've never seen it done with chicken the avant-garde restaurant wd-50 is chicken made with that stuff it's probably the same thing huh meat glue meat glue never mind it's meat glue I wonder how that feels going through your colon uh I found this place that's up where I live and it's called Taco Casa and uh I went to it once and it was like holy
[ __ ] this is the best white shitty tacos I've ever seen you know like white people tacos like your parents used to make found out that back in the 60s this guy was friends with the creator of Taco Bell and he had a couple franchises and then that guy that owned Taco Bell sold the company to Pepsi in like the 80s or so and the guy that had like all that was friends with him had all these uh his own Taco Bell restaurants and he's like [ __ ] Pepsi you know I'm just gonna rename my uh franchises to Taco Casa but keep the exact same menu that Taco Bell has and all the ingredients Pepsi then changed all the uh the recipes for Taco Bell and that's why Taco Bell when you're a kid seemed like it tasted better and everything was better it's because they changed all their meats and they changed all their ingredients Taco Casa is Taco Bell from the 60s 70s with the original menu items it even has the color scheme as the old advertising of Taco Bell really yeah and you go in there and you're like holy [ __ ] this is the best tacos ever and it's just Taco Bell from the 60s and it is amazing wow highly recommend and they're fans of you uh they uh because I always Instagram and tag them and stuff place it that's crazy it's weird that's kind of cool like if there was a McDonald's you could go to that was a real McDonald's from the 50s where they cooked all their fries and be fat yep exactly the same yeah I just got it again for the first time recently maybe three years McDonald's the Big Mac was so [ __ ] small yeah oh they're all small now it was the small it was like a regular burger size everything's smaller now yeah the the quarter pounder is the only good meat at McDonald's also because that's the only one that's not frozen so if you want a Big Mac you ask for a Big Mac with Quarter Pounder meat that's the way to do it um oh yeah I guess they well they did do this but still it was so small like they made a bigger Mac at one point but it was a [ __ ] it was so tiny really yeah it wasn't filling at all it was like five bites and the whole [ __ ] thing was gone well Whopper also I don't know if you've had a Whopper lately they're smaller it's it's just [ __ ] it's like it doesn't even have that that you know how it used to taste like smoke and
everything yeah flame bro I don't have that anymore and I guess Burger King just uh announced their closing like like 250 stores like they're on the way out I think how do you gonna [ __ ] with in and out I had it last night you can't you can't you can't like there's a reason why that has a giant ass line not where I live there's you just walk right up to the counter there's not one car in the drive-through it's the most amazing thing ever I shouldn't tell people about it I know I'm [ __ ] up if there was a Five Guys near me I'd pick that that's my favorite that's right next door to Five Guys they're the best yeah I think that's the best because you can get jalapenos and bacon and they're so expensive though that's ridiculous one Burger's like 13 I guess it's not fast food though you have that's what you have to tell yourself yeah yeah they're cooking in front of you fries are better they have the cajun fries and a DC burger after talking to him they're using awesome meat that like you can't get everywhere else yeah they're using wagyu ground beef it's so fatty yes that's why it's so good it's so good yeah those nadc Burgers it's like it's hard to [ __ ] with that but golden tiger is pretty goddamn good too yeah you still have to wait a while that place is the bomb diggity yeah a good it's funny how like thick Burgers used to be the thing but a Smash Burger is better than a thick Burger I agree double Patty Smash Burger that's the crispy ends and stuff like that you know yeah that's the way to go I just love when you get a guy like Philip who's a Michelin star Chef who just concentrates on making the best cheeseburger with American cheese like that's the idea yeah and he's like American cheese is the proper cheese for a cheeseburger like this for a proper Smash Burger I wish you would tackle pizza I want to see his take on Pizza yeah right flat Pizza what would it be what kind of style would it be does Austin have good pizza is there one place that has like really good pizza there's one place up by me called uh San Giovanni's or something like that it's a Distillery during the week uh vodka distillery and then on Friday and Saturdays they have a legit Pizza Oven
uh in the pizza and it's so amazing have you had good pizza out here it's a hit or miss that's not I mean Ohio pizza is what we grew up on yeah so we have very high standards for it it's so true this place that I went to in the Bronx that the Italian deli that made us a sandwich GNR Deli that place if they moved out here that they would make a [ __ ] killing if you had a place like that that made sandwiches like that out here Pepper Place stuff yeah it's important oh okay it's all important from Italy then yeah [ __ ] I mean how what would be the difference I think it's important to hear the thing they've always said like we were in California it's like it's the water the water sucks out here that's why you can't get the right dough and it's like I don't know if that's really it in Ohio a lot of it's the oven like they've made these ovens they don't use everywhere else kind of like that was always the thing about California that the water in California sucks that's why the bagels suck right right everyone always said that I mean maybe can't you just ship water like how much water do you need yeah you know like is this prohibitively expensive it's impossible to do like what is wrong I don't know it doesn't make sense I feel like I've heard it busted like a myth busted but yeah maybe it is but what do you think is in water other than water that would make your pizza well the thing that makes sense as I'm saying it out loud now is the yeast because that's in the air isn't it is it not wouldn't that come from like the environment yeast is like well it's a fungus right yeah or spores that changes the dough yeah right right like they'll have different yeast because of different water what would be the content into the water that's the question it's like water's not a mystery you know water is not like some strange compound from another planet that we have to analyze like we kind of know what's in water it's H2O so and minerals right so can you add minerals that would sort of recreate whatever the minerals yeah you should be able to increase a little bit of rat hair in there a little bit of [ __ ] ssris floating into the we're gonna open a bagel shop yeah sounds like pizza pizza's the move pizza and bagels we need like a real
legit pizza place here maybe there's one we don't know of yet I've I sampled them frequently yeah if not once or twice a week yeah well I did ask him so the place he went to I'd never heard of it's called like samaturo or something like that I've had it now and it's pretty good it's just it's not my style of pizza I don't think it's his style of pizza either right it's a little more uh if it's way too nice kind of it's really kind of thick bready uh crust he likes more like a New York style crust like New Haven Connecticut Pizza yeah he hasn't found a good one here in Austin and then like last week he said that Houston is the worst city in the that he's ever been to for pizza really so it's all on where the guineas go yeah you know if the Italians go to you know California they'd have great pizza out there and some of them did there's there's some good pizza in California oh regardless of whatever he says but the bread does taste different bread in New York really does taste different Italian bread from New York tastes better it's like there's something missing when you get bread in California like there's something wrong with it just something just like an imitation like it's pretty good but it's missing something maybe it's easy I'm gonna google and see if there's a quick answer well you know like there's like where Cuban cigars are grown it's a very small area where they grow the best cigars it's very small and they Supply them to the whole world so I was just explaining to me oh Bill Burr was explaining to me how um most of the cigars that people buy when they they buy Cuban cigars are frauds yeah okay it just happened to him a bunch of firemen gave him like uh like 25 uh Cuban cigars and he was like I got these cigars and then like a week later he said on his podcast that he found out they were all fake how do you find out you know get them genetically tested yeah how do you know yeah but it makes sense because it's a small area this area in Cuba where they grow the best cigars it's not that big and they supplies the best cigars to the whole world it's weird that like soil can affect stuff so much like this the mineral content that's the
100 article I'm reading right now it's talking about how they changed the what they're putting in the soil to grow wheat and whatnot that makes the air better but makes the food not as good well this throws off everything because La has the worst air ever so right less acid rain is good for the environment but potentially bad for bread but I don't think they're growing the bread in California is the problem so yeah the Wonder Bread factories aren't out there Wonder Bread is that even bread oh it's so good it's so good Wonder Bread with peanut butter and jelly is about as like is that food or is that dessert yeah that's a squishy sandwich Sunday night it might be just it's more dessert than it is food like a Wonder Bread peanut butter and jelly sandwich it's Wonder Bread grilled cheese sensation oh yes Sensational I agree but is it really bread no that's more like a pastry right it's a pastry pastry but I I just recently went back to white bread just because I accidentally bought it once and it was so amazing like that peanut butter jelly it's so much better when it's just shitty white bread yeah like if you're gonna eat peanut butter and jelly peanut butter and jelly is not good for you anyway let's stop playing games right I have it on a piece of white bread it's not good for you but I also don't feel bad when I eat it for some reason you know when we were in New York we stopped at Katz's Deli three o'clock in the morning had a Reuben oh my God it was Sensational yeah it's that high it's just oozing with sauerkraut and David do you think that's unnecessary though like you don't have to have that [ __ ] communist yeah that's just crazy it's amazing look it was so good dude wow it was so good and it's just the fact that it's the same place every time you go back this guy that we've been going to every time we go to this one meat cutter like the way uh canters works or excuse me the way uh Katz's Works cancer is my favorite spot in your life but the way cats is works you get a ticket when you walk in and then you get a bunch of things punched on the ticket then you pay on the way out the door well when you walk up to the the meat cutter then you give the guy your ticket tell him what you want he writes down the ticket
he gives you a little slice of pastrami to try and this guy's been the same guy we've been going to for a decade and finally we had a conversation with him and he goes I'm celebrating 33 years here I'm like 33 years when he started there when he was a kid wow yeah what a life could you imagine your whole life working at the same like food place probably long ass hours too that's the place that's so crazy it's classic nice it's so classic and it's been the same interior since like you know the [ __ ] early 1900s it's just an amazing place it's a real like New York staple and all those guys that are working behind the counter the the meat Cutters if you see the meat Cutters in there yeah those guys are all like classic New York characters I could already imagine what they look like yeah oh it's not a picture of them it's just the food and people eating there whatever it's awesome old spots like that of the [ __ ] there's just been there's something about old places like that's one of the things about uh the club that we have it's there's something about that old ass building it's amazing that building's got like a personality I was watching a documentary about that place your place a couple weeks ago when it was still a movie theater and like they were in the projection room and I guess that projection room would be where around where the Green Room is yeah yeah and so it was really cool seeing it and seeing the differences and stuff one thing did you guys put in the spaceship when you walk into the lobby or was that already there yeah we put that in well it's weird because I just played the other Almo theater the other day they have an amazing little room in there and they have almost an exact replica of that spaceship uh on the second floor like that it's crashed right or you know it's like the the round the rounds oh yes it's because uh is that's Richard too right is that Richard wise did he design that I believe he did recycling oh it did because it's like it's so familiar to you that's because that's the recreation of the Close Encounters of the Third con scene which is amazing scene remember that scene see if you can find that scene I [ __ ] love it that's
a good scene God damn that was good when that big UFO just showed up and it was near Devil's Tower and took people aboard and Aliens got out the mothership that's what it was yeah yeah so when um we started wow look at that oh give me some volume because it [Music] is [Music] six Quavers then pause [Music] a group of five [Music] thank you this is such a good movie [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] why would they play the tuba though if you're an alien it would I think if they were to make that movie today it would be like very synthetic sounds like EDM or something yeah for sure even be like trumpets back then they never predicted DDM the closest they had was disco yeah it was kind of edmish yeah a bit better that [ __ ] movie was definitely sound like Skrillex keyboards and piano I wonder why they decided to do it this way to have language be communicated through music and lights yeah that's the 70s yeah it's the 70s man they didn't know any better isn't it funny that even in today's science fiction movies no one's on their phone yeah I want there's a article I read about that I wonder if it's true they said it's not interesting to watch people on their phone so they just definitely not but it's also not realistic to not have people on their phones I can visit a movie or is it on a movie you know that's true only TV shows people are on their phones I just rewatched the Top Gun the other day have you seen the original Top Gun in a while that doesn't really hold up very well man there's a part where he's hitting on a girl and then he finds out that the girls with the got her husband or wife or boyfriend or something like that and so then she he just starts watching her and she goes to the bathroom and he follows her into the bathroom and starts talking about how he wants to [ __ ] her on the sink and it's just like holy how creepy Tom Cruise is just going into women's
restrooms and then talking about [ __ ] her on a sink and [ __ ] wow like it was weird it was one of those movies my girlfriend so young she hasn't seen so I've been like oh you got to see Top Gun and halfway through she's like this is the cheesiest movie I've ever seen in my life I'm like yeah it is those are the cocaine days they were doing cocaine in writing yeah you know that's like the show Girls days oh yeah for sure Showgirls is the best okay movie of all time she's with her husband herself he's like oh he's drinking his Bud Light by the way he's a regular Budweiser oh and he goes into the ladies room and he's gonna follow her oh my God give me some volume on this matter he just met her what you want to do just drop right down on the tile and go for it counter in line okay that would be very very comfortable yeah it could be actually I came in here to save you from guy really so I could go onto a bigger one with a young guy like yourself no swimming sucks and this is the woman's restroom he just met her two minutes before before this this is so weird it's so weird that she's not get the [ __ ] out of here you creep and then other women aren't in there [ __ ] yeah you know like the whole thing is just like what the [ __ ] kind of writing is this and she went into the bathroom just to like like look at her lip or something like she didn't even do anything in the bathroom if you noticed I just want to reapply reapply makeup yeah the writer strikes happening right now right so are all those late night talk shows [ __ ] there's like things are showing reruns and stuff yeah yeah that's hilarious they can't operate without writers I would just do the AI I'd be like how about just interview people yeah exactly you don't you have to have writers did you see the South Park episode they did with that no they think they had chat gbt right an episode oh they did at the end it says like co-written by Trace Parker and shot GPT oh no it might have been a joke making a joke about the whole thing or we might have actually
yeah you could have Chad gbt rental on a monologue for Jimmy Fallon oh yeah come on that would be easy you should do uh you should type in the chat gbt make a romantic story uh summary uh between Joe Rogan and Jamie that would be easy do it Jake doesn't know who I am I've tried oh really it's sort of yeah it made up three people asked who worked on the show before it made up three names Michio Kaku had a very good point he's like it doesn't it scours the entire internet so it's like people write nonsense yeah and lies it Scoops up those nonsense and lies and throws it in there too like it can't discern but it will be able to eventually supposedly I heard that there's people that work behind the scenes on like Chad gbt and they're just like uh minimum wage like McDonald's workers what yeah there was an article that just came out yesterday about uh chat gbt uh employs people to forget what they do but they kind of like fact checked or label uh the responses and they end up they're only paying getting paid like 15 an hour or something like this was the uh this might not be the same article but I think this is how they were using it to program it maybe open aiu's Kenyan workers for less than two dollars per hour to make chap GPT less toxic less toxic yeah there used to be a service a while ago a long time ago I forget what it's called but people you would ask a question and people would do that they would answer for you and then respond sort of like Cha-Cha or some [ __ ] like that there's there's something super creepy about the fact that it's become totally normal for companies to use people in other countries that make almost no money to make things that they sell for thousands of dollars like iPhones yeah it's so weird it's so weird that no one has shifted to manufacturing something like an iPhone in America no one has shifted to manufacturing all these things you see these [ __ ] creepy places where they're digging minerals out of the ground to make your phone like wow one just one company one company make everything here pay everybody well make everything make me not feel like [ __ ]
for buying a phone I've tried to like find is there a phone you can buy that's the most ethical phone yeah not really not unless you want a [ __ ] cord plugged into the wall right look what's the most ethical phone yeah there used to be another one Fair phone is that like one there you see that one aren't they whack though the problem is they can't compete yeah you also have to use Android yeah I'll never use an iPhone is there anybody that's more in a call than the Android people talking to Brian Simpson I would have to agree with that I work on himself oh you work on him yeah just get him an Apple Watch do it 100 just to [ __ ] right through it I'm like come on bro come over to the blue uh no you don't want to send green text anymore he's like well when they come up with a USBC maybe I'll do it I thought we'd have to change all my Chargers like oh yeah that's the time that's the time you'll never go back like once you airdrop someone of a video in like five seconds and you realize like oh this is like perfect resolution it went through Bluetooth I don't even have to have Wi-Fi on oh great that's the best Bluetooth airdrop is the [ __ ] yeah and the fact that they can't share back and forth with Android that alone keeps me from you know I mean how many times do we take photos and just air drop into each other yeah it's airdrop's amazing it's amazing I use it all the time to do it to my computer but oh did you they just announced yesterday that they're bringing Final Cut Pro and logic to the iPad which is insane like you could edit prores video on an iPad now while the processing power's so good now yeah it's crazy that that thin little thing has amazing battery life crazy processing power Final Cut Pro on an iMac yeah or on a um iPad but the bad thing is I think about like you know when I edit kill Tony and you know all that stuff there's no way that that has enough storage space on that iPad to do all that they have a terabyte yeah I guess one's two maybe maybe and I don't know if you can plug a if plug just put it on the cloud Brian no put everything in the cloud we'll take care of you up here now now come on all your dick pics
no instead I have a closet of hundreds of hard drives number of ways to take them to the range and shoot them yeah that was fun dude that was a lot of fun I need to do that again I need to still need to get a gun I'm going tomorrow oh yeah let's go shoot guns yeah yeah what kind of gun you want I'll get you a gun I I was thinking a Glock like it's 17 or Glock 19. there's a [ __ ] John Wick gun I said John wicker do you guys see a badass gun I don't really like guns that much but that gun looked [ __ ] sweet the pistol you mean yeah yeah I got one of those what is it Terran tactical sweets Instagram oh I want to see what that is it's a 211. and why is it when girls shoot guns at gun ranges they're always hot as [ __ ] like like they're like touch this on Instagram if you go to the place where I go there's some Burly ladies okay there's some uh Stout women yeah there's also the shotgun yeah that's the Glock that's the 34. so that's the uh he take what what Taran tactical does that's the pit viper that's the one that I have that's the issue that looks great that is the smoothest flattest shooting gun that thing is so nice in action not no spoiler alert but the shotgun in the movie was cool yeah I can't wait to see the movie it comes out on streaming sometime in June apparently so I'll wait yeah dude I didn't even see Avatar yet oh Avatar I Saw You Avatar in the movie theater I took my kids though we were on vacation and went to see it it was great yeah it's great we didn't even see it in IMAX we didn't see it 3D it was awesome wow those movies are great it just sucks it takes them 15 years to make one but he's on the process of uh they filmed a bunch in a row right yeah there's another one coming out like a year or two or something like that I thought yeah I thought he didn't want the kids to age weirdly he's a crazy [ __ ] that James Cameron but he knocks it out of the park you see the Mario movie no was it good I heard it was fun it's a fun movie anything that's in the movie theater I'm not saying yeah I wait till it gets on streaming it's not that long yeah I can wait a few months there's plenty of [ __ ] to watch me too are you watching
succession no do you watch anything I don't watch any of those [ __ ] I watched uh that new Asian show with uh uh Margaret beef yeah yeah that David show David show yeah that's amazing yeah it's [ __ ] great it's easy to watch it's uh the characters are all awesome David's awesome in it yeah I've heard it's really good yeah Dave is this [ __ ] I love that dude he's so nuts yeah he's great man he said he was thinking about moving here last time yeah it was to move here yeah yeah I brought him to the club and toured him around he's like God damn my cat's Paradise yeah he grilled my girlfriend because she's Asian he goes yeah who I want to talk about yeah yeah is this good for an Asian place he's like where can I get real [ __ ] kimchi real [ __ ] dirty you know buried in the backyard kimchi he loves that kimchi yeah kimchi and meat what a [ __ ] great combo that is elk meat and kimchi I've never had elk meat and kimchi but I love it have you had Alchemy before uh just that one time you gave me some it was amazing did you cook it or did I cook it I think you cooked it for me I brought it that would have everybody over for a barbecue it's getting hot we should do a [ __ ] daytime Comics barbecue at my place yeah that'll be fun you know who can cook Donald Rawlings yeah Donnell can cook he can really cook like I haven't experienced it perfectly but I've seen some of the photo uh personally rather but I've seen some of the photos and Dave talks about he's like he can [ __ ] cook like really barbecue you know [ __ ] like he gets like real intense about it too [ __ ] I'm like okay I believe you I believe you he's hilarious yeah we should do that we should have like a comedian's barbecue that's what I want to do one of these days the the ultimate goal for the podcast is a ranch to have a ranch we can go and [ __ ] launch missiles and drive ATVs and have a pond to fish in and I want to have an outdoor Amphitheater I want to have like a place where we can go and we can do all kinds of wild [ __ ] like not just sit down and have a podcast but like have a podcast on a fishing boat have a pot you know like just [ __ ] around have some fun that sounds awesome yeah we need to [ __ ] around more
yeah like we're getting older Brian not much time left I failed my eye test at the DMV the other day did you really yeah oh no so getting your license out here or getting anything done with the DMV out here is completely insane you have to get your car inspected every year even if it's brand new even if it's electric there's all these extra things and the DMV was no different I had to like do all this stuff and finally I get down to the eye exam test he's like all right read the bottom line and I couldn't [ __ ] read it I said like and he goes there's no numbers in this and I'm like oh [ __ ] because I was like one five H you know you would just blurry yeah and he goes do you have glasses and I'm like yeah I have glasses at home but they're not that powerful when he goes you have to go home and get them so he made me drive all the way home like 30 minutes and come all the way back and then I put on the glasses and this other guy takes out this other piece of paper and doesn't make me read the bottom makes me read the middle and he goes I'm like oh I just have to read middle and he's like yeah and I passed immediately and I was like wait why did this guy make me read like the very bottom from like he doesn't like you yeah and he's a kill Tony fan he's mad at you yeah maybe he's on the Reddit Forum yeah the um the regulations out here for that are a little stricter it is weird I hate the inspection thing because they look at your tent they look at everything yeah it's okay that doesn't bother me that much yeah there's it's it's weird how much more free you are with other stuff though like even in the city of Austin like getting the club open was a breeze one I mean there was like some stuff we had to go through but everybody was really Pleasant to deal with no problems yeah they're like people are excited that comedy's here that's one of the cool things about it it's like the the town itself like I met the mayor the other day he's cool as [ __ ] and uh they're all excited that we're here it's fun it's great it's like it's a new thing you know to have like a whole comedy community to set up shop you know like literally like a giant chunk of the comedy stores here just setting up shop holtzman's here now my
my favorite thing is every week like who's in town this week it's like it's kind of like you know like like we get our own Comics coming to us uh it's kind of like it's fun yeah it's like our own little Festival yeah yeah so we're flying people in like Ian Edwards was here last weekend and it's like Russell Peters was here the weekend before that it's [ __ ] great Harlan Williams is here yeah he killed it yeah he's hilarious he's such a good dude too if you don't like Harlan like who doesn't like Harlan have you even heard a bad word said about that guy ever no never no never because he's the good kind of funny he's the sweetest guy on Earth he's so nice to everyone always always has been I've known Harlan for like 30 years he's always been that guy hey Buttercup he's always been like super friendly to everyone managers waitresses staff it's just a nice [ __ ] guy funny as [ __ ] always been that guy too so nice that someone could like make it and show business and just be the sweetest guy you know no worries at all yeah so having guys like that like come in every week is amazing Jessica Curson was here the other day she did a couple of shows Joey came by was Joey would have stayed longer Joey's so crazy he only did one set he's so it's so funny like Joey was supposed to do the Eagles I'm gonna do the 10 o'clock show I go two [ __ ] seven two come on Joey go up there and [ __ ] these people up come on because he hasn't really been doing that much stand up and so he had to get himself worked up right he got worked out really angry at us you know and he [ __ ] loved the fact that his quote is on the wall though in neon yeah together [ __ ] yeah how many times did he say that to us get together he [ __ ] probably said that a thousand times every time you're about to go on stage get it together Red Band Come on get it together [ __ ] let's go let's go [ __ ] science yeah so he was here Dave Smith was here you know the boy Ari and Shane and Norman are coming by this week oh my god oh that's great next week brother we're gonna have so much [ __ ] fun it's been amazing man it's made it's like a dream like when you're in that place you're hanging out in the Green
Room like this place is perfect yeah everything's perfect yeah I've been hanging out a lot more now ever since it opened I was like this is what I missed you know they're like this is this hang is what I I missed the clubhouse the the getting the Talk Shop like me and Tony and Sarah and cam were just sitting in a booth last night just laughing and talking chop she's talking about gigs and bits and this and that and travel and remember this time and that time and oh my God it's [ __ ] that camaraderie that you get from a home base is what I missed so much and now I feel like we have it more than we ever had it before if more than the store even you know it's like this it's like the store's back bar on steroids and then when everybody goes down there and the music is awesome and everybody's happy just such a great environment man and why don't you guys have one of the best staffs also there's not like one bad staff member everyone's pretty just solid no they're great they're well because we brought so many people from the store and then Carrie just took care of all you know she just knows how to handle stuff yeah she's the best it's just it's just amazing it just feels like a dream like while you're there like how is this real how did we do it and especially for us because we talked about doing it for like two [ __ ] years you know it's like for two years everybody was like mocking us the Windsor Club opening like it takes time it takes time okay it's not that [ __ ] easy it takes time and you've done so much to that place though you know there was a lot of construction you lowering the lowering the ceiling I heard took an extra two months just for that you know it was some time well that was after Louie came by yeah Louis came by and um he gave me some really good uh pointers a really good piece of advice I should just say Direction because I just did everything he said you know he's like this stage is too big should make the stage smaller I was like you're right why is it so big yeah okay so like this is like while construction was going on they had to cut into the bar the rebar and [ __ ] okay we're gonna make this two feet shorter on each I think maybe four feet shorter on each side of the stage
yeah the little boy a little room and so then um he said in the ceiling the ceiling was already low in the little room it's like lowered even more because all the ceilings the way the Alamo Drafthouse was it was a movie theater so it was set up like a movie theater with like stage you know like concert stadium seating and so what we did is we lifted the floor up in both rooms so uh it was no it's flat now flat across and then we'd lower the ceiling as well so we just made it just cozy best sound system ever yeah it's perfect so amazing it's perfect and it's like one of those things where when Comics experience it they realize like oh this is the optimum environment for doing the art for being around the comics having fun all [ __ ] around together and having a really good time and the audience has a great time it's magic it's like everything I could have ever hoped it would be really is and I'm glad that you're right next door too it's [ __ ] awesome it's awesome to have so many clubs because like even people that are staffed there they're like those those folks that work the door those those folks are all stand-ups so if they have a spot like at the creek in the cave and like 9 30 they can punch out yeah and go do their spot and then come back and punch back in yeah and that's it's amazing because like you know I did The Secret Show and half your staff is on the show when they're wearing their comedy mother like everyone's wearing the same staff shirts you know uh and that's a good thing because that's I that would never that's never heard of of any comedy club like in LA they would never let you like clock out at the Laugh Factory to go do a spot at the Improv are you kidding me you know that would never happen so that's what there almost needs to be a position that all the clubs pay for like a Yoni or somebody that goes in between each one and goes hurry you have three minutes to go back to work right [Laughter] well it's we were trying to set it up for new Talent too like the the big thing that uh you know Burr and I actually talked about this is like the big mistake that a lot of these big clubs did is they stopped doing open mics because you don't you don't ever develop any local talent you gotta like
bite the bullet on those nights and you got to have two nights of amateurs I think two nights is the way to do it because that's how the store did it and I think you know the development process here is probably going to be more accelerated because you have more opportunities for sets or sets all around town There's sets all around that block and you're going to get to see like Top Flight Comics who come into town which is big for like young Comics to see good Comics it's very important for me like uh growing up in Boston especially starting out there I was so lucky to be able to see guys that are already like really good because if you're in a spot like you know some City where there's not that much cotton you start your own open mic night like who you who are you working with like right there's no one there it's like it's hard to develop if unless there's other Like Comics to sort of compare to and watch absolutely and that doesn't help happen in a lot of these corporate clubs and cities where they just have like you know a wacky Comedy Club you know you can't just hang out there you know like they want ladies just hang out there as a young comic and watch also people kind of know what you're doing you know they'll come in if Shane Gillis is in town they'll come in if Rich bosses and look they'll come and pay but they're not going to be there all the time you know it's like but to set it up the way that we set it up like who the [ __ ] gonna do that yeah nobody's gonna do that we also at Sunset that we have uh open mics on the day of kill Tony we'll have before kill Tony starts we'll have one minute mics so people can go in there and you know just try a minute real quick before they go sign up for kill Tony that's good because as you if you do get a chance to do kill Tony you already warmed it up yeah yeah that's good and to test out the timing too A lot of people think of minutes you know well you have a good place too of a big comic wants to come too because you have 500 seats yeah yeah we can go up pretty pretty high in that place right now we only have it like a 200 300 if we need to but also you have it like modular yeah we have it so they take the seats out so and make it how many ever tickets are are so oh no make it a little bit
more intimate and stuff that's good spread it out it's a good space though it's a good space for stand up there's a speakeasy right below it which is so weird there's this light in the alley and if the lights on that means it's open and it if you go down our back stairs you'll just see this door and it's like what's in that door you open that door and it's just this underground bar that like looks like it's in the 80s and it's really trippy and it's so interesting that there's really yeah how big is it it's pretty decent about the size of like a you know like a Subway sandwich place or something you know what I mean it's like yeah it's interesting though there's the Speakeasy uh business in this town is very there's a lot of secret bars yeah how does that work it's like they're private clubs so they can get away and staying openly right yeah there's one down the street from us called like VCR repair or something like that you know what I'm talking about floppy disk repair and it's it looks like a computer store or something like floppy disk repair gotta get the code to get in every day they change it yeah really yeah like going to a different bar I think it's like The Garage bar which is in a parking garage it's like what why is there a bar in the middle of this [ __ ] parking garage yeah whatever and you go inside you're like hey what's the code to the other bar like yeah they might tell you they might not there's another way to get it to I read but like I don't I've never been what's in the floppy disk bar oh show the picture of it if you can uh I've never been inside of it because I always thought it was like what is going on here this is like a rug store in Glendale this is a money front like who's going to get floppy discs yeah like look at that it's like what that's a bar oh wow there's the secret door kind of thing huh that's a bar it's like swings and so it's just a bar with special weird drinks um okay all righty okay there's a lot of those in Austin though it's weird it's fun down yeah there you go a lot of Secrets like swings as the seats you've done um the what is that spider Ballroom oh yeah you do stand up there Tuesday yeah
yeah they do a lot of shows there it's a that's a nice little stage that's a dope looking room yeah they they sold I think they owners sold it to in like a new owner and so it's not the exact same as it used to be it used to have like a lot more charm like there was an old piano outside that had been weathered down by weather and they used to have this really cool Courtyard with all this really cool stuff and it looks like somebody's just kind of cleaned it up now so it's still pretty cool though have you tried done the Velveeta yet the no velveeta's across the street from like Vulcan kind of Ron said there's another room across the street too called The Green Room said it's like 70 seats oh I haven't even heard that yeah for 20 years what yeah this is apparently another another spot there too all those ask the locals they there's all sorts of mics that are going on all over the [ __ ] place yeah I showed you pictures of that Alamo I did the other day it was like being in a circus it was the coolest room ever I think Richard did those too the guy who did our place we got the same architect who did the remodel for the Alamo Drafthouse so the same guy that did the close encounters thing that beautiful thing like that all these Alamos are all themes and they all have different themes like the theme from The Shining you know when there was there's the one with the carpet or the with the big wheel in the middle of it he did all those that's awesome yeah kind of like fries remember fries exactly like fries he also did um the Rizza has a bar in Staten Island called The Flying Guillotine and it's uh it's it's like a Kung Fu themed bar like because you know wu-tang's and like they're all in the Kung Fu right so it's all like and that's why it's called the flying Guillotine because I think the flying Guillotine was a kung fu movie have you been to that Wu-Tang inspired restaurant here in Austin no what is it ah you know what it's called Jamie uh Danny Brown took me to it and it's uh something Wu Tang it's a restaurant and like everything's they only play Wu-Tang the whole time you're there and stuff but it's like a Chinese restaurant uh what yeah Wu-Tang inspired that's what that's what Danny Brown told me about that Danny
Brown yeah yeah he's because he they played it like the whole time yeah no I don't know I'm Danny Brown's truck yeah maybe he was or maybe I misheard him but uh that was a while ago but uh yeah he took me that place is cool I like yeah Wu child's great that's uh TK's Place CK is uh he also owns that um uh Omakase sushi place toshikan have you been there no oh my God it's amazing there's some good spots yeah there's I mean maybe his CK was there and there's playing Wu-Tang yeah maybe because last time I was there they were playing all kinds of music but the Chinese food here is legit too yes if you're eating it Lynn no Lynn is legit Lynn I think she started at Wu Chow and then left to start her own place where's it at it's yeah it's uh off sixth yeah it's great yeah I'm up there man I'm up North so I don't really haven't gone to a lot you're out and where you hear gunshots at night yeah oh yeah we wear there's there's a bobcat that lives in my backyard yeah coyotes don't howl and there's neck of the woods they get shot yeah sidetracked old video I saw but maybe it's new there's a family walking through the jungle I guess in a like a mountain lion or Jaguar whatever it pops up right next to them little kids two little kids guide mom they just freeze have you seen that no okay where is it I don't I couldn't tell I was like I thought as you were saying it I was like maybe this is a really old video I felt like I had seen it before but also just watched it yesterday it was a fox in my yard the other day that's cool cool they're so cool looking their faces are so interesting they're thinking they're looking at you they're thinking like what do you have all right family walks through the jungle oh [ __ ] I wouldn't be that scared of that yes you would you would be scared as [ __ ] take that little kid so fast it's lowered it's stance look at it thinking about pouncing and that's it that's it that's it it just ends right there I don't know where are they that doesn't say it's like a Reddit what the [ __ ] happened yeah because that's a mountain lion it's a it could be a Florida panther
could be a mountain lion maybe they have them like that and they have mountain lions in Mexico I know they have Jaguars they have Mountain lines in Mexico I don't know I would think so I don't think if they have Jaguars the Jaguars [ __ ] up all the mountain lions probably um do you still have a cat no I'm taking I miss having a cat you gonna get another cat I don't know I was thinking about getting one of those big cats uh big fluffy ones oh servalls no not that big though those are scary the ones that look like they're like a furry mask oh yeah have you seen those like those servalls when they like feed them chicken wings they growl no yeah it's so scary those are Primal man those those cats are real close to a wild cat the people have them they put them on leashes and [ __ ] Mary Lynn rice Cub has like a huge cat too that's kind of doesn't she have like a sphinx cat yeah those are those hairless ones apparently those are super affectionate because they're cold all the time so they want to snuggle with you no it's not that it's it's a I think it's one of those giant cats you're talking about like a serval yeah yeah those are yeah like one of those yeah those are crazy cats yeah look at it whoa Jesus if you get too close to its food it'll [ __ ] you up look at that thing yeah I think I think that's the kind of catch she has one of those yeah well I need uh Jon Jones used to have those things yeah those are um they're real close to Wild you know I mean how much of a pet is that do you can you like cuddle with those things and wouldn't it just [ __ ] your furniture up like oh yeah you wouldn't have any furniture destroy your couch yeah yeah that's not the same thing I don't think no that's just a cat she's got a cat but it's a huge cat though yeah oh I don't know man that kind of looks like a Servall too that looks exactly like those yeah yeah these things are when they get big
they're they're like three times a regular cat size yeah [ __ ] that yeah what are you doing like are you allowed to have those everywhere are those like the kind of cat like can you just does that count as a house cat or is that some sort of a weird exotic that you can only get in certain States I think you're allowed to happen you can't get them in California you can't even there's like a bunch of animals you're not allowed to have a license in Texas to go oh you have to have a license it's illegal in every other state except for like these whoa interesting so they are pretty okay so they're illegal in California so you need a license in Missouri Oklahoma Indiana Pennsylvania Rhode Island Maine Mississippi Montana Idaho North Dakota and South Dakota in all other states Servall ownership is illegal yeah those are barely pets can you have a Servall cat as a pet Servall cats aren't legal everywhere in the U.S yeah she's got one that's that is one she's a criminal Marilyn you're a goddamn criminal huge how dare you you're not allowed to have that I'm sorry I'm sorry but they have to ruin your life what was it would it what else did it say about did it say like how dangerous they are to keep his pets that just said like the same thing as the thing so Google are they dangerous or serve all cats dangerous I bet they're dangerous I bet they [ __ ] people up every year depends how they're raised I guess right yeah they don't okay the strength is much higher than out of a normal cat and even if they don't mean harm they can cause it uh simply by playing serviles have a bite force at the canine teeth of 172 Newtons whereas feral domestic cats have a bite force of 56 Newtons wow wow that's a lot that's a big [ __ ] difference man that's more than three times stronger that's crazy it would be cool to have them until it's standing over your bed decided he's gonna kill you yeah how many people get bitten by those things every year you think anybody ever has ever died because the serval cat killed them no well I'm sure yes yeah I bet one shitty kid yeah you know one kid was a kid with a stick or something it just [ __ ] them up all
right their throat how many times a year do people get injured by serval cats right it seems like one happened at a zoo oh yeah that's where it belongs uh well it belongs in the wild let's see there's a video and officials looking for owner of circle catch shot kill oh this was killed over the weekend yeah if they get out you got it I was in Columbus Ohio oh Fairfield County which didn't seem like that was on the list where are they from places where are they from originally people are so weird like a regular domestic cat's not enough for you yeah this monster wow native to Africa some Saharan countries except rain forest regions now now Google serve all cats getting crazy video there must be something like that yeah sure what cat versus Pitbull oh Jesus yeah yeah angry Savannah catness angry Savannah cats in someone's house let's see what it does it doesn't do it is I don't have not a good one crazy looking cat on the loose that's not Servo cat playing with kids that's not gonna miss how about serval cat attacks let's see I'm getting crazy oh boy it's just a new story oh they could have it on oh that's whoa oh oh gosh just a quick bite a little scratch not good though not good what are you doing though right hanging your baby yeah why why would you have your baby anywhere near that thing what was the first video there was another one that's not much of a tag video it's just a Servo attack vicious uh sorry we're in trouble please so maybe they're uh holds itself with that cheetah whoa oh this is out in the wild yeah why is the Servall kept [ __ ] with him get out of there bro yeah there's a Face-Off cats be crazy yeah but you see how big that cat is like why would anybody have that as a house pet that seems so ridiculous
what's the video we've seen before there's two animals just like this screaming at each other oh that was two lynxes that was crazy you ever seen that no Lynx is yelling at each other they're trying to like fight over territory but they don't want to injure each other right they don't want to get injured so they're like reluctant to engage so they're standing in front of each other yeah oh awesome look at their faces okay someone put captions on it [Laughter] this way how weird that is weird it runs into this that's so cool it's interesting how they both like are in agreement that they're not really going to touch each other almost look at the back legs on the one on the left it looks like a really big feet oh they do have big feet man because they they run in snow they're cold weather cats it is interesting when cats live in cold weather like that whoa it sounds like two little kids [Laughter] it's interesting how they just they both know not to get after it because they can get [ __ ] hurt so they're just like bluffing even understanding right in front of each other you ever seen a snow leopard yeah it's another cold weather cat yeah like you always think of cats as like a jungle creature well it's a lot of cold weather cats Siberian tigers big furry ass tiger that's what everybody ran from for most of human history running away from big cats that's the cleanup crew of nature anybody with a limp anybody that can't figure out a spear anybody doesn't know how to get to the top of the tree that's a wrap have you been watching uh chimp Empire no it's that it's really good man chimp Empire yeah it's a documentary series that's on Netflix about these chimpanzees and these folks like got embedded with these chimpanzees the footage is [ __ ] insane it's it's absolutely insane and these camera people are just accepted by these Champs because they've been there
for so long The Chimps just act normal around these camera people and they get to see them their social hierarchy how they have wage war with neighboring Clans they control territory like the territory that has fruit is run by this one group of Champs these other ones came in and killed the champ and it's crazy oh man I want to watch this it's really intense when did this come out just recently it's pretty recent yeah it's really really good man and the footage is like unprecedented I mean they use drones they used uh camera people they did all kinds of stuff to get incredible like Treetop footage like up there with the they kill a lot of monkeys a lot of monkeys like that's their favorite thing to do they kill monkeys and eat them yeah and when you watch it happen over and over again you're like oh boy that's [ __ ] up oh this little like legless monkeys like they're just eating his guts oh God I just had that happen to me uh two days ago I have this toad and I nicknamed him Jeff he just lives in my front yard and he just sits underneath the light at night and waits for bugs to like fall on the ground underneath the light and I came home the other night from Mothership it was like two in the morning I get dropped off and I I'm walking to the front door and there's a possum with half of him in his mouth with blood just splattering out everywhere and I didn't know what it was I was like is that a rat wait what's in his mouth what's it and it's all I have all my ring camera and the Toads just half missing guts hanging out and still go up like frogging and uh just blood so much blood everywhere dude and one of his legs uh was just been sucked off the bone just sitting there one of the most goriest things I've ever seen in my life Possum's a ruthless little [ __ ] [ __ ] them I hate possums now they're weird yeah they're like if you see their mouth like uh Marshall got one the other day it was actually a while ago he got one and uh I don't know if it was dead or just playing dead he's like right but like you see them with their mouth open and their [ __ ] teeth what a creepy looking animal they are and what a weird defense mechanism it just plays dead yeah like I don't get like it has like some sort of a panic attack right and can't move did I told you when we lived
in Burbank Janice called me once and I was at the comedy store and goes she goes there's a hurt possum I brought him in he's in a box and I have them wrapped up with a towel and I'm like he's not hurt God oh my God you got a possum in your house My Crazy Girlfriend That doesn't understand Wildlife the [ __ ] is gonna get ready yeah yeah I was like throw it out then right now oh my God I was holding it like a baby oh my God it's hurt because she know what playing possible she's never heard that before Oh my God I have pictures somewhere I will send them if I find him why do possums lock up like that I don't know was there a reason for that white opossums play dead why do possums play possum yeah well I guess that is like hey I don't want to fight I'll just act like dead because but then things just he's gonna eat you I guess yeah it is weird unless something is not trying to it's just trying to neutralize you right then you just pretend you're already neutralized it says it's an involuntary response to the system it's so yeah the distance its only defense mechanism I guess it's like a feigning goat then yeah involuntary defense mechanism that somehow or another impart some sort of yeah they want to kill it oh so yes they just act dead it's like a numbers game ugliest animal in the world they're [ __ ] mouths oh toad eating monsters yeah that's probably the only animal that when it's a baby it still doesn't look cute you know what a [ __ ] creep oh it's gonna have a thumb like a raccoon take a raccoon any day over that um I want to send you something Jamie this is [ __ ] this uh this guy had this photo of a wolf mouth on his Instagram and I was like holy [ __ ] like you don't realize what the inside of a wolf's mouth looks like who um I'm So Close Up Is it okay all right closer than that whoa that's pretty crazy that looks like your your statue yeah it looks fake yeah well their bones are designed to crush I mean their teeth rather designed to crush bones well I can't find it okay I'll find it
later I'll send it to you yeah [ __ ] them [ __ ] all those things that's one thing's about Texas like the coyotes don't howl out here as much yeah because they get shot yeah they figured it out it's still I'm close to think no it's not what looks like a fake photo no it's really no no I know but I've seen so many mid-journey and fake like AI photos like it's all starting to look yeah like it's not real no that's a there's a series of uh photos of that wolf that's nuts yeah yeah that the AI stuff not being able to know if something's real or not like like Alex Jones was just on the news yesterday about being trolled by AI in these like some guy from Canada yeah someone like called him yeah with someone else's voice right it was like Tucker Carlson yeah it was pretty funny yeah that's the world we live in now dude you're not going to be able to tell within a year there's no I mean there's no notice I mean who knows what's real what's not you're going to be getting news stories that are fake and they look completely real like attacks and I mean the ability to pull off like a false flag attack now and think things along those lines like you just fake them let's whack the dog I mean they're going to be able to do I mean within a year every person that has ever recorded anything they'll be able to get your voice and have you say anything like they have people calling up their parents yeah it's a fake kid it's already happening kidnapped yeah scary [ __ ] now is that a real because I heard that also there was like a Facebook post about it like uh watch out for this new scam they have ai and you know and like there was a story about like somebody thinking it was their mom or something and getting a loan out and like I've heard of this happening Way Beyond the AI stuff which I find weird that it's because now it seems very capable of going on but I definitely have heard this as a Facebook post story going around for a few years like a grandparent was called in a ransom thing and they didn't paid it without calling I was like how did they do that then no idea I've but they didn't have to do it with a fake voice back then they were the claim was that it was of it sounded like the grandchild or whatever like and
how are they doing that is beyond me five years ago now it seems very easy to do obviously I believe it I I don't know of a first-hand account I've talked to someone like this happened to me I've seen a lot of videos of people saying this happened to me to use my voice so I've told my parents I'm like hey don't believe anything you hear anymore call me first code word but yeah I don't know I don't know well you have to like send out a preemptive strike yeah if you get anything don't believe it call me first I'm reminding my mom every week just in case she forgets like it's all fake yeah just remember it's all fake yeah we'll leave it we're real close real close to it not having any idea what's real yeah and then with AI the fact that AI is going to be able to answer any kind of question but it's also programmed so there's you know AI is very woke like if you ask AI one of the things that said uh is it okay like should I be proud to be white if you say that if you ask AI if it it's like well you don't have any control over that Chevy proud to be black yes of course it's one of those deals wow it's like uh say something positive about Donald Trump it won't say something positive about Joe Biden it will yeah yeah that's [ __ ] up well that's also it seems like human uh controlling this is something cool I saw yesterday I think meta is open source the tool they have and here's an explanation of what it does so be careful for your videos check this out most AI models only work across one or two modes but our new image bind model Works across six text audio images and video 3D thermal and motion data you give it input in one form and it can relate it to any others it works more like our own imagination if you give it a picture of a beach you can find the sound of waves if you give it a photo of a tiger and the sound of a waterfall it can give you a video that combines both this is a step towards AIS that understand the world around them more like we do which will make them a lot more useful and will open up totally new ways to create things we're open sourcing image bind so everyone in the world can access and build on top of these state-of-the-art models I'm excited to see that guy has a
Tech Guy voice like a strip club DJ DJ voice you know there's a Tech Guy voice you know I almost seem real don't I you know what I mean is he imitating Steve Jobs because the job sort of more like Zuckerberg sounds more like Zucker that was Zuckerberg it does sound like I thought you were just saying that about him I thought someone was imitating something okay well that makes sense um Zuckerberg does have the ultimate Tech Guy void the one that drives me the most nuts is the up voice basically what we're doing here you know that up up speak yeah that's like a tech sort of upspeak I hate vocal fry oh come on the girls do each other yeah it's like yeah [Laughter] yeah how long before you can't trust anything in the news I don't think you can right now right yeah right now it's already a little sketchy yeah yeah I mean how long how long before we have no idea what's real good how long before the debates start up or whatever it's like a year yeah like that news cycle is going to be intense very intense daily when you see AI like when you see Zuckerberg's thing right there with AI doesn't it seem like the beginning of a movie that like like 12 years ago like you know you see scientists work on things this is so exciting cut to present time in Terminator yeah hunting down the last biologics you know it's weird how all the stuff that we thought was sci-fi it really is coming true it really is I mean we're real close away from robot companions real close like a decade a decade away from people having real dolls that are their actual girlfriends they're talking to them and having conversations with them and rubbing their back while they watch sports foreign who's going to get married then you know if a real doll is like indiscernible from a human being and she just wants to [ __ ] all the time she has a perfect body and she doesn't even eat food how many incels are just gonna like just get a job so they can pay for their their robots do the scene from
Terminator 2 where he explains what Skynet is it's exactly like what's going on now let's see it he's working on it still in this part yeah just trying to get some hey you're gonna work all day I'm sorry baby but this thing is just kicking my ass look how they're coding um I'm Gonna Roll It miles you got to go to Raging Waters bro trying to kill this in the world baby this is going to blow them all away it's a it's a neural net processor I know you told me neural net processor and thanks and learns like we do it's super conducting at room temperature other computers are just pocket calculators by comparison why is that so goddamn important miles I really need to know because sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy here knock knock it's just close to ruined life that's the thing yeah imagine a jet airliner with a pilot that never gets tired never makes mistakes never shows up to work with a hangover why did we get married miles why did we have these children you don't need us your heart and your mind are in here but it doesn't love you like we do what kind of inner button was I yeah explain more of it honestly right there but that's what his explanation and the guys are making open AI to do right now Drive tassels for us and yeah look happy family about to [ __ ] kill Humanity as we know it yeah they all die in that right after it right there you've seen that before is Sarah Sarah uh Conor's going like I need to find this [ __ ] guy tell me everything about me that's right he gets shot those [ __ ] movies are it's so odd when you go back and think of what they thought the future was going to be like then nobody predicts it right nobody gets it right and that's why I wonder like what we're getting wrong like when we're thinking about what the future is going to be I have a feeling it's going to be we're so off base I have a feeling whatever they invent whatever starts getting implemented whether it's neural link or something
that changes the interface between humans and and the web and Technology I think it's going to be bigger than all the things we've ever experienced I think our future like we're gonna look back and we're we're The Last of the Mohicans because we're people that grew up without the internet and then had the internet when we're adults and then we're seeing kids grow up with the internet and then then there's going to be the next thing and we're going to be the people that went through the whole thing together where everybody from the future is just going to be some weird cyborg yeah yeah that's when comedy's gonna die that's where Fun's gonna die no more entertainment everyone's just locked into the Matrix and drones are going around shooting people drones are telling you go back to your place yeah there's a new disease out there's a new variant you need your booster I think there's gonna be that that version's gonna happen but some place I I don't know pick a city is gonna stay the same they'll be adverse to everything Pflugerville yeah no computers are here yeah it's all manual it's all be like almost like Amish Country like there's nothing left but yeah you can go there or you can go to you know whatever San Francisco becomes if it's on for a while by robots and [ __ ] for a while but there's no old west Towns now anymore after a while they'll die off no more wagons no more horseback I'm not sure even using cell phones that's true they're using cell phones never looked that up that's right we're talking about yeah they're doing Molly and having Raves yeah what is that called Rumble still skin or something they get off they go Rubble still skinning out they do drugs and [ __ ] they're only allowed to do it once though right like one they and then they go back to being an Amish yeah but they can last as long as they want right they can only do it once you can't go back and forth right you can't Rumple still skin like when you're 30. why would you ever go back they miss the community you know that's
what it is like you miss what you know if you're used to living in a place where everybody makes their own houses and people [ __ ] pass butter around you want to be in that group you don't think you could do it [ __ ] no I grew up in Ohio so we already kind of delivered our worst penalty is getting shunned by the community he's like what yeah get the [ __ ] out of here it's like okay all right yeah but I bet they have very little crime because of it everybody chips in but they're also a cult you know I mean it's kind of a cult yeah what is their uh what are they basing it on I believe I don't know which is different kinds of Amish Amish and then there's like Mennonites and there's Mennonites aren't the same thing I don't think I think they're more Mennonites are more strict or less strict [Music] I'd like to buy a lot of Mennonites and they were hardcore yeah stunk they stunk they don't bathe no they don't they don't smell like they do they they don't wear deodorant or anything like that maybe the ones you were around yeah it was special thank you special stinky Mennonite yeah they would stink up the zoo isn't it weird that there's like rules that you have like no electricity know this know that yeah got to keep it pure so stupid meanwhile kova didn't affect them at all those people just [ __ ] skated right through it well first of all they're out in the sun all the time they're working all the time I would imagine if you're a person of that lifestyle you'd probably be pretty pretty healthy because they're not eating processed foods right right they grow their own Foods oh you're super healthy yeah probably mountainous you know they probably don't have vitamins or anything because they don't take supplements they're probably potatoes and you know corn every day oh dude I couldn't imagine living like that but I bet if you did live like that it'd be normal I think people just adapt difference between Amish and Mennonites
holy share a common uh anabaptists Heritage Amish and Mennonites have been separate groups within the anabaptist family since 1693. Amish and Mennonite this [ __ ] has been rolling for that long Amish and Mennonites migrated separately to North America but often settled in the same areas both migrated in several ways first in the 1700s and the 1800s yeah those [ __ ] people that came down here in the 1700s how gangster were they I mean you're just taking a chance taking a chance of coming to America and trying to figure it out in the woods there's nothing here yet I mean what was here Boston Philadelphia like what was here in the 1700s there's a few places couple like which part the end of the 1700s I was thinking watching that Ben Franklin documentary like he left and went to live in London for a while like you really did yes Thomas Jefferson left and lived in France for a while really yeah [ __ ] Traders we were in London I went by Ben Franklin's house he he was living there for a long time he left his family in Pennsylvania it's like see ya I gotta go make America better over like and like be an advocate I don't know if he was officially like uh probably had a girlfriend I think that's what it was I think that's what they said like yeah boyfriend what are you talking about yeah back then you have to send a note that you wrote with a feather get it on a boat to get to them how long would it take you to write a letter back then Jesus Christ you tried to use cursive lately no I don't know how you know you don't remember no no I can write my name like if I had to write a sentence in cursive it's going to be very confusing right I tried to remember how to do Z the other day I couldn't oh how do you use it yeah what's that Billy Madison should make some get up on the in front of the class and write uh Rizzo on the board in cursive oh really yeah he's like gonna make your favorite baseball player he just does these little scribbles they're like what does that say bill is it rero or something I don't remember how to do these yeah
cursive is on its way out are they still teaching no they stopped they stopped so yeah that's a good way that we could use in the future to contact her just talk to us like well cursive AI doesn't pick up so if you want to like write a note and put it on Instagram and get by their filters what which ones right here he doesn't know how to do it what is a real Z though what's a z yeah cursive I could draw let me see if it just shows I'll just type it cursive z cursive particularly what it looks like oh oh look what I did I guess look what I did wow wow I would have never got that right there's another one again I would have never got that right there's another one that's weird too like I think I stopped writing a curse of the moment I got out of high school though yeah my mom still writes me cursive letters like once a month and sends them to me I'm like Mom it's take it's taking me an hour I still haven't forgiven you for the Edibles you gave me you ever slip your mom an edible no how do you think she'd handle it she would she would call the she would go to the hospital definitely yeah yeah she she would panic and think it's like a religious thing yeah [Laughter] I I gave my dad a long time ago when he uh came and visited me in L.A he drank some of my wine weed wine and oh no yeah and he got he got [ __ ] up did he knows weed wine no he just thought it was regular wine he still doesn't know well you probably knows now but what happened uh he got very happy and laughy and he was having a great time like it did exactly what it should never tell him no why didn't you tell him you drink a lot of it and I didn't know or I did know I can't remember it seems like he would enjoy it yeah I don't know I'm still weird about that some old folks they start finding Edibles and they go hey yeah they love it it's pretty nice yeah Ric Flair's an Edibles yeah we got his woo-choo's over there oh that's hilarious yeah he's got his own edible brand we'll choose
but Edibles are nice you don't have to worry about smoking it's easy on the body yeah hook your dad up if you want something you can have them send him a crate of that one do you have some Delta nine dad the uh the weed wine is a weird combination like they make weed Soda Weed gummy bears weed bubble gum weed breath spray yeah weed wine remember back in the day when like weed was not really legal yet in La they had like the first Edibles like I remember people to always give you like the weed wine and like yeah these weird like inventions there was a lot of weird stuff yeah it was during the the medical days yeah when you used to have to have a medical card that doctor you had that sold as like the zinc or something like that we were spraying like zinc in our mouth or like some metal the dog was very odd you remember you had that thing that attached to your ear to get you to quit smoking oh yeah [ __ ] that is not gonna work bought it for me and I'm like thinking Joe don't buy this what does it give you like an electrical yeah I tried bro maybe this will do it for you that was so ridiculous he showed me a book on how uh Tesla energy was used to destroy the twin towers and I'm like what what are you saying do you see the planes hit them like it was just it was the most crazy conversation I'm like well this is the type of person that gives out medical prescriptions for weed like you're not getting like the best Minds yeah you know those guys were out they were taking chances like some of those guys got arrested went to jail for it like in the early days of medical marijuana it was it was weird because you would get arrested and then um when they would bring you to court you weren't allowed to say medical marijuana because medical marijuana was only a state thing in federal government's language it was just marijuana so literally you couldn't say you had a license to grow it for medical patients like your trial you were not allowed to tell the truth yeah it was like the federal government doesn't recognize States laws when it comes to schedule one substances
so all these people that are making money off of weed it's like you're dancing this little weird line because federally it's super illegal and yet States I think now it's like 19 States or more have made it legal it's like at what point in time are they going to let that go how many [ __ ] people have been in jail for marijuana I mean it's a it is a wild thing that we have so many drugs that are available that can [ __ ] you up and they're easy to get prescriptions for and marijuana is still illegal federally didn't they were they going to change it like it wasn't it Biden or somebody yeah they're full [ __ ] they don't change [ __ ] dude they don't change [ __ ] they don't change [ __ ] like that those are those cultural War subjects that they like to like bounce back and forth they'll like the left to get upset give us our marijuana and the right wants their guns and then the right doesn't want you to have an abortion the left wants to have abortions and these cultural War issues never get cleaned up because there's no benefit in cleaning them up there's no benefit and just settle them and resolve even Roe v Wade like I thought we had that worked out and then all of a sudden they take that like it's a culture War issue like they want people to be upset like they took away our abortion and then the the left is less likely to cross sides and join over to the right even though they believe them fiscally and economically that right to abortion is a big one I think there were some really wild number like with uh women's right to choose like how many that whether that's a deal breaker for uh Democratic Americans it's like some high 60s high 60 percent see if that's true how would you Google that um Democrat um yeah believe in it yeah what Democrat right to choose deal breaker 64 something like that it's [ __ ] up that they're outlawing like Plan B though that's the [ __ ] that impressed me you know think what you want about abortion but Plan B come on yeah like right after someone drops in you yeah you can't take a pill and like stop it right the other
day I nutted in my girl and there was so much lotion I couldn't tell if I came or not have you ever had that where you're like I think I came what are you doing what does your bedroom look like I just imagine blasting sheets lotion everywhere I'm a tarp hun like what are you doing well we can't tell if you came or not well I got this i got this CBD sex lube and it just like numbs you so hard it's numb and it's warm it's pretty cool why do you want your dick though I don't like we just got it we tried it and it's it was pretty good don't they they do make like desensitizing cream so people can last longer yeah I think it's I think it's it's CBD version of that oh my God it's great but you know sometimes it's a little much I don't know what's going on down there sometimes [Laughter] the ghost that you use I just keep on squirting like 10 times shut the [ __ ] up what's wrong with you what is the [ __ ] floor of your bedroom look like just oil puddles [Laughter] [Music] okay ever you ever come you don't even know if you came because there's so much lotion like what [ __ ] is wrong you're doing it wrong everything I've always liked a lot of lotion like I would always get like a second bed and you know one to sleep in and one to [ __ ] up like at a hotel room and we'll just get like baby oil like a whole thing of baby oil and just like become like like aliens in like a little it's great it's slimy it's slimy tits everywhere yeah it's cool it feels good laughs oh my God I'm just a magic you don't knock it yeah yeah I'm actually you coming back from CVS the plastic bag filled with baby oils 100 I've done it multiple times that was like mostly more of a high school thing we used to just love doing that imagine those maids to get a hold of sheets [ __ ] happened here cheese oh they know I'm sure a lot of people do that I guess that much baby oil I don't think that happens very often you always
everybody cocoa butter yeah a bunch of cocoa butter no he's got baby oil all over the place I bet it I bet it's more known yeah Ryan goes to Home Depot brings back a [ __ ] car construction Hefty bags lays them over the bed heck yeah the slip and slide slip and slide that's what you're into just covering yourself up oh yeah it feels good when you if it's like tits imagine huge tits and butts like that's just it's like slippery yeah it's fun you don't like that sensation what's wrong with you guys I mean it's not too bad I just have never committed to it so far oh you got to it's fun Jesus Christ what a weird way for a maid to discover your nighttime activities yeah [ __ ] just baby oil over your bed it would suck to be a maid huh you just claim it all comes stuff everywhere how many people are gross too yeah if they know they don't have to clean they just live like animals mm-hmm it's not a good job have you seen the [ __ ] wave of migrants it's making its way across the southern border now that title 42 is about to it's about to expire or pass or whatever the [ __ ] is happening we should Google that just so we get a an accurate description of what it is but this the the migrants that are making their way across the border it's crazy like the just the sheer number is insane uh title 42 end of the chronovirus restrictions and asylums restrictions are often returned to referred to as title 42 because the authority comes from title 42 of a 1944 public health law that allows curbs on migration in the name of protecting public health so it's because of the pandemic the end of title 42's use has raised questions about what will happen with migration at the U.S Mexico border the blind Administration is preparing for an increase in migrants okay so what should just go to Google what um it looks like on the border at the end of title 42 and Mexican border but like um there's some videos that show people making their way across making my way young crash it's it's really crazy because the the just the sheer numbers are insane but it makes sense I mean if I lived in Guatemala and I knew that there was some
jobs in America there's so many people making a cross It's Just Happening all day long and to be fair like our whole country is going through a problem with people not wanting to work anymore because of covid like kids are not going back to work like McDonald's is closing early because they don't have enough workers so there is jobs for certain kind of people that I think have opened up since covid right yeah and then there's also criminals yeah that's a problem when you let people in illegally you don't know if they're cartel members you don't know if they're you know terrorists from another country you have no idea like that's the whole reason for legal migration is you want people to be able to have a background check on scumbags and murderers I mean just but the [ __ ] sheer bulk of people that are coming across here if you um you lived in another country this is the promised land that it just shows you even today as [ __ ] up as we are it's still a place where so much can happen you have so much Freedom there's someone you start your own business you can get things popping and you don't even have to have an idea to vote you could vote forever lets you in you can come over here fake it there's places that want illegal immigrants to be able to vote is it what they're trying to do that in New York City we're lucky someone or our ancestor took the trip it's funny though that a certain point in time we're like stop no more no more new people right well it's just it says it got struck down oh they were trying to do it but again yeah they're out of their [ __ ] mind illegal aliens voting no the whole idea is like you got to become a citizen okay you got to be all in on this you can't be from Saudi Arabia and vote in America right shut the [ __ ] up legalization of oil what no meaning like people from other uh you know countries could get together and then like try to pass things that will benefit their country you know you have to I'm sure that's already happened yeah I'm sure there's spies yes probably Russian agents working in the white house right now probably we probably
have ones over in China it's probably like I bet there's operatives that work in all sorts of different foreign countries that are deep undercover that are sneaking around they get busted all the time I think what it's saying it was only going to allow them to vote in New York City elections local ones when they struck that down yeah just imagine what you're doing is just like you're playing to the illegals you just like saying look if I could just get them on my side like think about the bulk of this I have so many people and then the Liberals are all going to vote for me anyway so let's get these all these like people that shouldn't even be voting now I have a new group of people to harvest votes from if they really wanted voting to be fair they'd make everybody would if like if you 100 couldn't [ __ ] with voting machines you 100 couldn't [ __ ] with like you couldn't rig mail-in ballots you couldn't do any of that like what would be the best way I would imagine it would be like your face ID wouldn't it connected to your Social Security yeah like you pick up your phone face ID if you have an Android you're [ __ ] you can't vote because you're stupid I heard something recently about that that someone's doing a project I have to look into this a little bit more but uh it's called like the doppelganger project he's doing research that there's something like a thousand people in the world that have facial features that are similar to yours and I think close enough that they could even unlock your phone really yeah well that Chinese Elon Musk I bet he could Elon unlock elon's phone that guy's cool he uh I saw an interview with that guy oh yeah yeah because a lot of people think he's fake and like AI generated but he had did a uh he did an interview and what was he saying he was just saying like I got a huge fan banging all these hoes yeah yeah I don't know about doppelgangers if that's real there's the Chinese Elon Musk fake Elon Musk angered Chinese fans who wanted to meet the real deal oh what happened there oh that's a fake Elon Musk oh they oh boy what did he do was it he's an entrepreneur hosting an event his magazine says that he was expecting
Elon Musk to attend but he never guaranteed that they never guaranteed his presence fake Elon Musk at event so that's the fake Elon Musk that guy that's not him that's a really bad that's a bad Elon Musk that's so fake bill yeah that doesn't even look a little bit ridiculous yeah but what about the Chinese one go to school that's what I thought I was looking at no it looks different that's him right there yeah Jesus that's close it's good that's pretty goddamn close I think Elon said that he wants to meet him he's probably his son imagine yeah [Music] if you went over there on a jaunt at one point in time could be could be yeah that was a deep figure it's not a deep fake no that's what I'm saying people yeah people think he's a deep fake that's what was cool of uh come on Randy doesn't sound like it but no hi everyone I'm Yi long me ma money he wants money I was going to use the money to light his cigar ette wow he does you think you knock unlock elon's phone huh I don't think he could but you know I think it's but has there been proven cases of someone being able to unlock someone's phone I think so I mean my my girlfriend saw a photo of another girl the other day and thought it was her you know and I know but that's like a stereotype buddy I know but she couldn't tell she couldn't tell and I was like she's like I think that's me and I'm like no it's not there's like two people that look various Mothership yeah there's one girl that came to one of her shows they got pictures together it's really creepy here's some of these doppelganger guys like these are people I don't think they even live in the same country dudes two women they have the same face not the same here oh wow whoa that's similar pretty close man those two look pretty similar wow the fact they're not related I go to 100 oh you're her sister
well there's only so many variables with facial features right right it's probably another Ari shafir out there believe it or not it's probably time over there how about that cat that looks like Ari oh that's the best one I found a new one the other day uh those are great Camp Michael lair's son unlock his phone he looks so much like him uh I don't know I think I heard that I don't think they pay for that phone anymore well even if uh it could be unlocked even if you have an evil sibling who looks close enough to you really be a doppelganger and is this with Apple phones or with Android phones with iPhones I'm interested I mean sometimes my phone's like on the like the table over there and it unlocks I'm like how did you even see me from over here right you know like it's weird how good it works yeah like bam let's open right there yeah here's even on Apple's website my sister can unlock my phone and we are not twins whoa oh so maybe test it I don't know interesting interesting huh I know that um Android has an unlocked but it's not nearly as secure because it's not like a 3D image of your face right so you're probably unlocked with a photo it's definitely not as good as face ID but don't you think like fingerprint's the best yeah well the face idea I think I never even think about it you know right because it just works yeah that's true yeah I think a finger fingerprint is I mean they have I'm looking at my computer right now there's a camera looking at me they could put face ID on it but they have the fingerprint scanner on it why yeah yeah it's weird I mean maybe there's another sensor in there they can't put in top in here I guess but I don't know what does it it is annoying though that with iPhones it takes up so much of your screen real estate that island and face ID yeah it's like that little strip is it's well kind of whack they're just waiting for the under uh camera technology to catch up so in like two years I have a iPhone we'll get rid of it and what is supposed to be going on with this Ultra like if they're gonna have an Ultra phone like what's the purpose of that it's just a bigger one I think that's it
yeah I think that's it it's it's like better specs because it showed that it has better better screen right right the screen has less bezel right I think that's what that they're just doing what they're doing right now like the big one always has a little bit better features a little bit so they make people buy the most expensive [ __ ] possible it's Ultra wide just a physical mock-up yeah so they could you know make cases and [ __ ] I don't think that they've leaked any uh yeah uses useful use cases or anything but if you think about people and like their desire to always have the latest greatest most expensive [ __ ] they're all going to get the ultra that's probably gonna be the number one selling phone people I can't believe a 2500 phone is selling so well especially if they put one of those like the M1 or M2 I guess it's M2 Chip that allows you to do Final Cut or logic if this is what unlocks the new headset the virtual like the AR headset then 100 that's going to be like is the virtual AR headset a guarantee that's definitely happening supposedly but yeah next month yeah they have that w whatever that thing they do once a year where Apple releases new stuff and supposedly it's going to be announced uh next month and it's going to have like an external battery pack which is kind of weird you know you have to wear something around on your belts or something um there's not much really known about it this is a picture they've shown that's yeah the best picture I guess everyone's agreeing is this is what it's going to look like I gotta piss we'll be right back do you do the the tea injection yourself yeah I talked to that guy about it the other day he's like you need to get online you know you just get it sent to you oh you're getting your ejections at a doctor Studio yeah I go once a week that's ridiculous yeah but that get tested once a week you know he's making sure everything's cool and stuff that's good and I have to get uh I have to bleed they make me bleed you know they bleed yeah because there's like a level in your blood that you have to get below and you know a lot of blood it's an extra blood it has something to do with I don't know what it's called it's like blood cells like you have to
like too much white blood cells or one of the cells that that happens from tea okay why do there's a video that's gone around a lot blood I think it's bloodletting right where they pop something in your forehead and let the blood squirt out have you seen that and I don't know why people do it because they're dumb maybe but you know what I'm talking about no no bloodletting from your forehead yeah okay I thought because I only know of it I thought it was somebody talking about here bloodletting from your forehead that sounds like leeches that sounds like some old school [ __ ] yeah bloodletting you know what uh what is it called trepening well they drill holes in the heads to relieve pressure yeah yeah Spirits would get in there right I mean that's [ __ ] it might not be called bloodletting but this is the video I'm talking about hold on oh but that's like [ __ ] Voodoo [ __ ] why can that why would that be good to cut your forks out uh why are we watching that I'm not sure boy that's a lot yeah and I'd like it's one of those things look how they have it blurred out where the blood hits the pan I can't handle it you can handle it squirting out of his head but you can't handle it hitting the pan yeah that's stupid it's okay all right I think that's probably just stupid if I had a guess I don't know something about recycling your blood though right isn't there that's not recycling yeah this is doing it into a urinal like what is what is he doing he's peeing peeing blood out of his head it's quite common used to treat pain swelling or other disorders related to blood congestions yeah it's like the LA traffic in your veins blood congestion so like so like bloodletting is actually a real medical procedure I think in the case we just watched it might have been to reduce eye swelling hmm yeah I don't know I do know that ever since I started doing tea I haven't had hemorrhoid bloody hemorrhoid anymore it went away and for a year I haven't had one and I think that was my period from all the estrogen like I think I was really having a period it wasn't a hemorrhoid the whole
time don't you think that some of this comes from sitting on the toilet reading your phone yeah but I haven't stopped doing that maybe the testosterone has made your butthole muscles muscles yeah maybe so they can handle I thought it was weird though it seems weird to talk about it no because I always joke that was my man period And I think it really was I think it really was that's a good thing that's weird yeah Ari went through that for like most of his life he still goes through it okay why I I thought the same thing what is that about maybe his estrogen is high maybe it makes sense it does only freaks out sometimes yeah his uh his butt's been bleeding since he was in high school yeah I wonder if he gets his butt checked though because I mean he's gotta had a lot of a lot of stuff going on there yeah it can't be good he's not going to the doctor no you think so no I don't think so he's always in [ __ ] Asia yeah backpacking weird go on his walkabouts not for me yeah yeah yeah with a bloody butt bloody butt walking through Asia your mom's house he's already explained like he didn't want to poop because it was like a waste of time what when he was younger I don't even think of that young so he just held his poop in yeah he just like forced himself to be constipated she's like once a week or something oh my God I love pooping yeah I'm gonna leave out the rest of the details of the story that are worse but yeah it's just all right it gets re-fied how do you how can one even hold your poop in I don't get it how long can you hold it in like if you have to take a [ __ ] you have to go right how are you doing it for days he's like forcing constipation but that doesn't even make sense it seems impossible it also seems really deadly and we can talk about it next time he's here but if I remember why are we even talking about it now came over here promote red band's Club I'm not talking about Ari's butt how many nights a week you guys open right now we're open every night uh we have a lot of shows but we also have a lot of open mics and we have a lot of karaoke we've been doing karaoke so it's
fun watching all the comics get wasted at the end of the night and just get drunk and do karaoke and uh I embarrassly did it the other day what'd you saying so that's the problem my karaoke song has always been a Creep Radiohead but that now Chappelle says that that's his and now I feel weird I don't want to do it anymore that's like what do you mean because it's like because he's known for that he sings it I know uh it makes me feel weird now singing it really so I tried Radiohead I know I know it's just weird I don't know okay how about another one so I tried uh doing lump by presidents of the United States of America and I [ __ ] up because uh I forgot how much how fast that song is and had like lump sad alone in a buggy Marsh totally motionless and like it's like halfway through I was like ah why did I pick this song did you just bail no I changed my voice to a high-pitched voice for some reason like a woman's voice because it'll move yeah so I started singing like she's up she's in my head it was the most embarrassing thing ever but karaoke's like that right do you have do you you just do Kiss songs or AC I've only done it a couple of times the one time we did a kiss song at the Allison yeah no name yeah Morning Show yeah uh with Sarah no name yeah yeah what's this house in the morning yeah what was this oh it was uh love gun love gun yeah there's something funny about singing bad yeah but I don't do it very often I'm not interested right it's way better when you're drunk uh it's the only time to do it yeah if you're singing karaoke and you're sober you're a [ __ ] psychopath you know you're really into it you're serious yeah that's true man what's wrong with you God especially if it's like a romantic song there's no one even there like what do you think you do you're doing Islands in the Stream both voices there's something weird about people singing karaoke if no one's paying attention uh-huh you know yeah you know it's like three people at the bar this one person's by themselves all serious singing did it start like in the 90s well I guess it had to start with technology right because you had to be able to see the scroll right I think it
started in the Asian country probably right karaoke it sounds Japanese yeah but uh dimples the karaoke place in Burbank was the first one that moved to the United States and brought karaoke to the United States really yeah and then they tore it down and made Whole Foods [Laughter] yeah karaoke kind of fell out of favor and then came back into favor like with Nostalgia right because there was a time period where karaoke bars were dead yeah and nothing came back yeah and now you can get like private rooms so you could just like you and like five people have like like a private room with your own karaoke so you don't have to like be embarrassing around everyone else imagine that's what you want to do with your time imagine imagine that's your favorite thing to do I can't wait we're gonna karaoke tonight it's my favorite thing you know there's a karaoke video game in 1985. right yeah really the guy I was just looking the history it got uh there's a the first machine was made in 1971 and oh wow look how popularized I think like through the 70s and then 1983 or 86 a Filipino man patented the karaoke machine what do you think is embarrassing what do you think about things that we do today is going to be super embarrassing in the future oh selfies and all that stuff or why selfies though I don't know like taking I don't know they're gonna do that forever you think they're never going to stop taking pictures of themselves it's just hilarious watching people like try to find the right angle and right podcast we might look back at podcasts like really I don't know this wouldn't be embarrassing this was like no enjoyed by millions of people why would that be embarrassing yeah I'm trying to think outside the box what you know like what would be carrying around a phone is probably going to be it yeah we're gonna probably think that was stupid oh my God they just carried her on the phone they had to type with their fingers they want the implant how often do you do text to type or talk to type not as much as I should I do it all the time really it's so good they're so good they're so accurate I do it in my car yeah I do it in my car too
but I do it a lot just like it's so much quicker than than typing it and then as long as you're not saying something weird right where it doesn't know what the [ __ ] you're saying like some weird name of something or something like that my problem is like oh you do it for notes when I think of a joke and I want to write it down real quick and then I won't proofread it and then there's like some weird words in it and it totally makes me not remember what the joke's about like wait what you know sometimes it [ __ ] up too much well apparently Google's version of that is better yeah Google's voice to type is better have you used it yeah I've used Google do you still can't you still have a Galaxy yeah two two galaxies or two uh have the flip the fold yeah the flip one the small oh you get the flip one yeah and then I had the s23 ultra which one do you [ __ ] with the most uh the s23 ultra yeah that's a good phone it's great yeah yeah yeah hammers are [ __ ] incredible it's so amazing that you could film a movie off a phone now like legitimately film a movie if you do it right like you could watch it on television it'd be a great movie like that's that's completely possible now and if they do put Final Cut Pro on your phone how many movies are going to be made where it's shot and edited on an iPhone yeah that's what they're showing the the Apple trailer for The Final Cut Pro where they're showing them use the iPad and film it then edit it and with the apple pencil like you can now draw on the film so you can make effects like if you want to have like a pal thing you could like draw the pout and it will animate the the effect it's like taking Final Cut Pro to another level where you can draw on it now and do effects using your apple pencil oh so it actually makes it better than having a computer kinda yeah kind of kind of unless you have a computer attached to a tablet like a Wacom or something right right what's next it's the neural interface right that's next yeah absolutely that's going to be the big big game changer um that's that's going to be weird man because we're all going to want to do it because the people that do are going to have a big advantage
they're going to be just completely connected to technology and then who's going to be in control of that what oh because who's going to be in control of it I think the wearables you know you know like this AR VR glasses that Apple's going to do but not having a phone anymore and just having glasses on is definitely going to be the thing think about how locked in people are to their social media you know to their Twitter like when people get banned from Twitter like back in the day they were devastated that was like an exile from the community but imagine something like that but that's your brain like you're locked into this community a rigid rigid Community where you have to think and behave in a certain way or you get exiled mm-hmm that's what I eat about oh oh yeah yeah I did see this so play it new gameplay uh proves unrecord is real is this the name of the game the game is called unrecorded correct so this is a guy clearing a room so he's got a pistol in front of him it looks insanely real yeah it's like body cam footage angle is how it's supposed to be designed that's what it looks like so yeah this trailer came out and it freaked a lot of people out they're like this is too real yeah you guys [ __ ] up this is crazy give me some volume I mean everything from the brass you can tell it's fake right there that smoke from the gun but yeah this this is crossing a line of realism that is like what are we doing is this a game or is this a training simulator and they blur his face is what a fun little thing they do this is body cam footage this is incredible man it did recently they'll make a new version of like a trailer to show people that this is a game this is made in a like unreal this isn't footage from a real cop or someone clearing a building so this is the unreal four engine this is five so this is five feet what they've been doing since we've been talking about a few times now it get it's been getting updated probably monthly with new features and new additions and new add-ons that are
making the unreal five even better like exponentially better all the time it's a free tool so like I don't know how much time someone put in this probably a lot but it could have in Theory been made by a small group wild man yeah because a lot of this is just assets like I want a tire image I want a keg image yeah almost like how people was explained to us he just goes in and finds assets online and makes stuff you can start doing this listen I would have a real problem [Laughter] I'm having a real problem just watching it yeah and I don't know if it's going to be in VR which I would imagine oh yes but it will be this kind of gameplay you can easily make VR why is the person's face blurred because it's supposed to be a body cam footage and you're supposed to be watching you know uh the the the the look of like we're watching this in court you know you know what I mean it's like what it did look it's a little not as clear oh it sounds like updated in a 4K wow which means that like yeah the trees the sky the the building textures why do you think the metaverse didn't take off why was that a colossal failure uh well it's because it's I mean look you know the Zuckerberg's version of the metaverse is that none of no one has legs like everyone looks like Nintendo Wii characters and stuff and it's goofy where you look at like something like VR chat which I use we you could be anything you want you could have a scan of you and make it look super realistic so when you're talking to somebody you look like you're talking to a real person but but like that see that's a actually a woman that used her phone and scanned Her Image into an avatar and it that's the stuff that's cool and unfortunately Zuckerberg and all those guys have been pushing this like ridiculous Nintendo Wii now this was to be just so this was sucker this is meta's right right right right right right right but but that's the metaverse that you know he's not selling this metaphors right you know he's selling this silly version of it so what's the silly versions the fact you have to headset could you just type in like like you know the Oculus yeah or whatever this is
that's the stuff that what he's showing is more closer to what I'm using right now and that's you know VR chat this is see like look at all these goofy characters like see you have no legs you look like a little cart it looks like for kids you know and what you were just watching like with that uh other image that is coming sooner you know that's the kind of stuff that's already out there and and uh that I use you know I I could be a realistic person I could be a cartoon character I could be anything I want I have legs this is just like I don't know for kids it's very kids is this is not the only thing that was available right correct like this is just to like hang out and talk to people I guess right but this is what Zuckerberg like the metaverse this is his like where you're spending billions of dollars thinking this kind of thing's gonna take off and you know so here's something that I asked someone over a year ago that I didn't understand because we hadn't seen the AI stuff um there's spaces like this where I'll try to pull it back up on the screen when this guy is like floating around in here this is not how they did it I'll be honest with you but this always explain to me when you're when you're in that world you could it shows like a missile silo or something you could be like nope don't make that a missile silo I want to be on a beach you just say that and I'll go okay yeah I got a beach it's like no it's too cartoony make it more realistic right and it'll be like more realistic Beach and that's how some of the metaverse stuff is supposed to be it's not here yet though and I don't know how long it's gonna take to get here but isn't a barrier to entry just the putting on goggles that's a lot of people don't want to do that right well it's also makes people sick uh and also you know a lot of problems and that's mostly based off uh uh frame rate uh so like if you're you're using something that is poorly made like software like a a nap and you put it on and it's the frame rate's [ __ ] then you're just gonna get sick immediately or is it too low a frame rate yeah too low a frame rate you start getting sick so it just confuses you
yeah it just makes you feel like uneasy like you know when you're spinning on a carnival ride or something and your stomach starts getting that makes sense where if your mind if your eyeballs are seeing something that's blurry and [ __ ] your mind might say oh my God you're sick you should throw up exactly you ate something bad you're dying right yeah yeah and here's something I'll show you it's tough there's not a lot of content and Facebook may be [ __ ] up by not showing the stuff more so Canon made this dual fish eye lens I'm pretty sure it's the only one that's out there right now right that allows you to shoot content to be watched in these headsets and when it's done right which hasn't been done right very much but when it is done right It's [ __ ] amazing it is wild how cool it looks but there's not a lot to look at right now and you have to put the headset on to see it right but it's things in front of you look like you should just Reach Out And Touch them and they're in high definition quality it seems like every iteration of these things we're always waiting for the one that's like that's it like if you go back to when VR was first talked about was like the 80s and 90s remember they thought that that was going to be a thing you put on the goggles you're in another world but technology wasn't really there and then all of a sudden with oculus and with the HTC Vive okay we're getting real close now we're getting real close but it's still like not quite that's what that's what yeah that's what they think apple is going to do with their headset it might that it's going to be that cool supposedly so this is a VR in the 90s yeah they probably thought this is the beginning we're getting ready and this is this is going to be the future to use this you had to be in a big pod like those pods we almost want to use now but the Pod was just to track you like if you went out of the Pod it wasn't reading you anything inside the Pod it read and you had to have all sorts of cables and wires and things connected to you still though where did they have this at they did a Cosi okay so this is in the 90s and here we are 2023. it's it's still not quite you would have thought that would have taken off I forgot about that that's what the guy that's what the
headset looks like which they still have these things and you know arcades all over the place the graphics got a little better but one of the things they think they're going to be able to do is recreate psychedelic experiences they think they're going to be able to make a VR psychedelic experience so you could trip balls without having to do any drugs and it'll have the same effect on your mind I do it a pretty good version of it like all the time yeah yeah the thing I play all the time I have a character that you could do DMT acid mushrooms and stuff like that and you take it and you start you start seeing a little bit of trails on your hands and then the more you start seeing more Trails like it's pretty good and you can do DMT where there's like [ __ ] like Buddhas coming out of the ground like like that look like lasers and [ __ ] yeah it's sometimes we'll just listen to music get high and just do that for hours and what what what are you using what is this looks like unreal but someone's made of a shrimp trip yeah oh wow this just goes on for a few minutes yeah there's just different visuals and stuff how many grams did you say that yeah see oh I love that lighting effect where it's like clouds Shadows maybe this is a real video then they've [ __ ] with it yeah I think this is a real dog yeah yeah this is a real video the dog knows you're tripping that's cool so what are you using I I'm using VR chat which is like the good version of what Zuckerberg's trying to do and VR chat is connected how like you're using a PC it's free you can actually use an Oculus for it you're not going to get that great of Graphics but I'm using like a really high-end PC and a valve index headset and uh it's a VR chat's free and it's kind of like you know you just download it you make your character or whatever and then you go hey I want to go to Disneyland or hey I want to go buy on a beach you know and you just type in beach and it's like Google and they'll show you all the worlds you can go to and then you go there meet up with your friends you know do acid on the beach or whatever and the graphics are really high-end oh yeah it's there's you know it's it's each level is made by a
different person so there's like good versions of it and bad versions of it realistic versions of it so this is like the real Cutting Edge yeah this is what this is what you know this is way more popular times a lot you know than Zuckerberg stuff really and this is how many people are using this uh it's one of the largest uh the user base of a multiplayer game on Steam there is another thing which I don't like you're you're hung up on that headset you don't maybe today you do but you're not going to have to use the headset you'll be able to play with me and Brian if we have our headsets on just through a browser like this like you oh you can do that right now yeah you don't have to put the heads up yeah oh so you can play it like a video game yeah or a chat room now what is the best version of Graphics like these things are all made by different people right so what's the best version so if if I were to uh play this right now with you I have bookmarked like all these worlds so like I have the best world to go to if you want to be in a beach best world if you want to be on the moon best you know so uh like look at this bar you can this kind of has good lighting and stuff but you know it almost looks like a nice realistic bar uh and look at that character see like that's somebody that scanned themselves it looks like yeah obviously yeah weird and so now you look back at what we were just watching with Zuckerberg's you know metaverse and it's so silly compared to this you know like graphic Wise It's like it could be anything in your wine yeah but isn't the metaverse stuff the the Zuckerberg stuff capable of doing things like this yeah it's just it that's why people why it's not working though like look at that that looks like a real ice bin for popsicles you know like at a convenience store you know that's not the graphics you're seeing on on Zuckerberg Zuckerberg's it's very cartoony very kids kind of feeling yeah but is that for all of them or just different software applications well like you could play this on the headset you know but the metaverse is the Facebook like they're trying to get you into that metaverse world and that's what's failing but it's other stuff in the metaverse like with those the Oculus
that they're hap that they have um they have these virtual tours yeah yeah but that's not that's not like the metaverse that's like you can you can play the headset's just like a computer pretty much so you can download anything on it you know that we're so the metaverse is like a Walled Garden metaverse is like what we were just watching in your chat where it's kind of like a chat that's the real metaverse but what what Zuckerberg was trying to do you're saying is like a Walled Garden like they were making it very specific to these apps they were going to have these kind of cartoony things right it's it it's the metaverse is doing it through all these characters and stuff like that I don't know it's hard to it's so hard to explain because it's uh they made it confusing as [ __ ] you know but if anybody can't explain if you can't explain it nobody can expect right that's a lot of the problem you know it's vr's taking off the metaverse is just not taken off because Facebook wants you to live inside their world you know and it's a world that they create right so that's what I mean by right yeah well yeah yeah so it's all their stuff and it's also a very stylistic I kind of feel like if I've been having the problem if I haven't come across anything yet that like Brian and I couldn't explain or show you in less than three minutes so like I'm like I don't know it seems close but it seemed close for four years so yeah that's what I'm saying like with every iteration of the virtual reality world it's like this is gonna be it but it's not it's not I don't know how much the pandemic would have slowed down production I feel like it did [ __ ] up some stuff well they were all working in offices doing stuff messing with these headsets because they have shown some uh behind like uh there's a video of Zuckerberg has I think on 60 Minutes they were showing someone behind the scenes prototype headsets they have a thing that's uh it sticks out from the head like the eye area it's ultrasonic sound waves that are pointed at your mouth and the the lady that they had tried me was a guy they said they could feel raindrops on their on their mouth Jesus
and that was recreated with sound waves yeah physically touching like touching you but that's not anything they have commercially available it's just like an in-house demo and that sounds [ __ ] cool too but it seems like it's the neural link it seems like it's some sort of neural interface when that that hits then all this [ __ ] is going to make sense and that's even scarier because you don't know what you're seeing is real or not you know that's a sci-fi movie Shoot you're gonna walk right off the top of a building exactly yeah you get hacked somehow or trolled and like you go into traffic you know yeah that's scary as [ __ ] well I mean the future is always going to be scary when it comes to things like this things just technology in general there's going to be some mistakes they also announce new Black Mirror episodes coming that are going to get priced guaranteed somewhere I can't wait I haven't watched all the ones that exist same I can't get anybody to watch them with me I have to watch them by myself [Laughter] I got a truck out to the woods yeah are you gonna move closer or anything I'm going I think I might get a like a studio apartment downtown or something yeah just because there's just why not just have like a nice little Studio and uh friends in town they could use it you know but then I could also like hey it's two in the morning might as well just stay here I have to be here tomorrow you know yeah that's a lot of people love that like Tony loves living down there yeah he loves it I don't know if I want to live there all the time though some people love that urban urban sort of experience yeah I mean you've always been a suburb guy me too yeah my neighborhood's so quiet everyone's working or you know at nine o'clock it's pitch black like it's quiet and Pitch Black I could just go out there and hear nothing except animals you know yeah I like that me too I think living in the city is probably fun but you know Tony's like he just wants to do stand up every day just wants to just yeah roll out of his place go to a Starbucks get a coffee yeah some people are like that you know I'm more I like relaxation and uh every time I go to New York City I always
imagine could I live here I'm always like I don't think I would like it I could never live there some people that's the only thing they love they love it more than anything they love like Ari he loved the energy he loves being around all the people I I also don't like living in buildings like like you know like we live in like a tall building stuff I don't like that feeling you know birding Inferno the time when we were in the hotel fire oh yeah yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] that's a scary moment yeah and people are walking too slow down the stairs and you're just ready to go over the top of these [ __ ] dude I was panicking yeah should be remember we went down to like the second floor and we saw that smoke and it was just the fire extinguisher or something yeah that was weird yeah that's what it was some jackasses got drunk and set off a fire extinguisher and then get everybody out of the entire [ __ ] building enjoy it is I took the elevator dog I don't care like a doctor I would probably take an elevator too probably doesn't seem like the worst idea as long as the power doesn't go out right you know it seems like that's some kind of myth that they don't want everyone to pile into the elevator or something or I don't know you get stuck there if you lose power or something yeah you don't want to get stuck you don't want to get stuck in the elevator if it loses power that makes the most sense yeah and then the building's on fire you can't get out oh Jesus yeah maybe that's it did you see the video of the elevator the counterweight [ __ ] up no you know instead of going down like a lot of elevators you're afraid of yeah [ __ ] it went up at a high speed really show the video it's [ __ ] up I hate elevator even in the elevator at the mothership I refuse to go away yeah I don't even if it's any kind of elevator elevator the mothership is so slow it seems broken right if you got that [ __ ] checked maybe we did it got it totally fit it's all totally replaced wow eight years old I don't know if this is I think it is it was an old video yeah it is it is it just went viral again yeah it gets on and look it's just [ __ ]
going out of control because it goes up 30 floors in 15 seconds oh my gosh there's no sound show the crazy part that would freak me the [ __ ] out what was the crazy part uh that like you see it crash they're not going to show the garage part here I don't know why I can't handle it there's another one oh baby boom oh Jesus so it gets all the way to the top and he gets oh [ __ ] he got wrecked [ __ ] is that guy alive I don't know this has been going around there's a lot of people standing near trains I've been seeing they're like walking next to a train they just get jacked by the train like they're walking too close to it for social media posts they're saying look how the door opened but the elevator's still moving [ __ ] bro no I wouldn't even know what to do I would probably lay on the ground what can you do boom when you hit the top that that dude must be dead ah so I've never seen that to happen before that scared the [ __ ] out of me after I saw it elevators are [ __ ] terrifying solar escalators people fall through and get chewed up by the gears I never thought about that but then that one video came out the woman falling through oh that's why regulations are important kids you need regulators when it comes to that kind of [ __ ] inspectors all right Brian redband let's Wrap This [ __ ] Up um tell everybody the club name Sunset Strip Comedy Club it's on uh Sixth Street next door to Joe's club and it's Sunset Strip ATX we have the roast battle now uh we have a bunch of shows I bring in my secret show there starting the 18th of this month um we have a lot of people from out of town and this [ __ ] and friends tonight Sarah weinshank nice they were just on the podcast yesterday yeah oh yeah holtzman's going to be there Saturday Casey rocket and David Lucas nice beautiful it's awesome it's awesome good luck with that thanks buddy uh let everybody know what's the website uh Sunset stripatx.com okay and um Red Band right on everything yeah on
Twitter Instagram do you still use Facebook uh about politics no I don't really use Facebook too much once in a great while just use it to check in on it are you [ __ ] with any of the other ones like what's your profile on Truth social I try to get truth but their servers were down really yeah and I never got it blue skies are what I'm trying to get an invitation code hey suck that's the Dorsey one or no no yeah yeah yeah Dorsey give me that invitation code what are they doing with the blue sky is that blue skies Twitter have you seen the screenshots of it it looks just like Twitter and I'm down I'm down yeah I'm down I like Jack what is uh what is he doing differently with it I don't think there's anything different I think he pretty much just it's the way the back end Works remember how one someone was just sitting here explaining that you could take all of your [ __ ] with you I forget maybe I'm mine Adam Curry no uh right that whole back end stuff that was way over my head yeah something like that as they have ability to take all your content with you if you want to leave interesting try to find a picture of it but it's not showing on there yeah it's supposed some sort of decentralized uncensored version of it yeah see it looks exactly like oh my God yeah and it has a repost thing the graphics are the same and I think you know I think Jack uh changed his tune on Elon and I think that's why he's doing this really yeah yeah a lot of people soured on Elon he announced yesterday that Twitter's DMS are gonna turn encrypted starting like today or something interesting takes so no one not even I could see it if there's a gun to my head interesting and that's something about phone calls or he's a fan it's a trap yeah I don't think he's afraid I think he's an alien yep if anything all right um that's it let's wrap it up um sunsetrip atx.com Red Band on social media yep check out Secret Show it's moving there next Thursday the 18th beautiful everything all right bye everybody [Music]