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[Music] it's great it is you guys have the best show and comedy we broke uh are we up oh never mind hold on i don't want you we're running yeah yeah we're running yeah no you have the best show in comedy kill tony is the best live stand-up show that's ever existed it's the best it's fun it's the best yeah and it has such a great you know like we learn about new comics in it you know and that's great for all of us knowing who's good who's bad you know think about all the people that came from it hans william you know all these [ __ ] people from the past preacher lawson yeah you know i mean how many guys came from kill tony tons right mm-hmm it's [ __ ] it's it's such a great show dude you guys are it's awesome it's so and you guys have it so down now you know like with the band behind you and like everyone's in sync and it's so good tony is so [ __ ] good at hosting too yeah it's an insane he and he's gotten so much better you know like just in the last couple years you could just he's like so professional now like how he does it because it used to be where i'd be like okay now we have to do hats you know and stuff that had to kind of like help him now he just he has it's no he's got it down but like off the cuff that kid is [ __ ] insane it's so good it's such a great thing to have for comedy too to have like this opportunity for young up-and-coming people or even old up-and-coming people to be old you've had a few old people who's the oldest one you've ever had on your show like like a guest or yeah uh i don't know no i guess no i mean someone we found yeah someone doing one we've had old old old people like when we were when we went like on the road we'll find these guys that you know did comedy in the 80s and they still do it in like jersey somewhere and they would you know and uh yeah we've had some old people i can't really think of anyone off like their names or anything often
we've been doing almost 10 years we're it's insane how long we've been doing that every single monday sometimes we're doing monday and then friday two shows saturday two shows when we're on the road it's just insane how many we've been doing and the show is runs itself now me and tony could literally just me and him in an ipad go anywhere and then like have a show it's pretty ridiculous how it works you know and does the ipad hook up to the sound system in the club yeah yeah how do they do that for you uh so i i have like a studio on the go type type thing where i plug everything plugged into my my [ __ ] and so i uh it records each mic on a different like you know you know sound file and then i have a splitter that runs to their house sound so they can turn up and turn down like their own house sound and for me it just stays the same so oh yeah so it's pretty plug and play it's very plug and play and it's cool because when we're on the road you know like a place like hey man this is just a hotel banquet room i don't know what you're how you're going to do this i'm like i just need one xlr cable because i just all i need i could just plug in like using an xlr cable and controlled like nine different mics oh wow so it's yeah it's pretty fun [ __ ] technology son so much easier nowadays it's so crazy well also do do people make uh podcast kits does anybody make a kit they do and i've seen them before uh you know like you go to a website and they'll sell you a podcast kit and it's just mediocre equipment and stuff like that but people ask me all the time uh you know what you recommend and zoom uh i think you've heard of zoom before they make all the good [ __ ] they have like they have these things where you just plug them right in it records different tracks it even like records so well like if you could scream in it won't distort it's called that float recording there's there's three million podcasts now yeah when we started how many think there was in the hundreds at least like hundreds 200 i wonder how many there were i don't know it's ridiculous someone knew how
many podcasts were available in 2009 find that out i didn't know i hadn't created that that um the thing he had an archive that's how it started right so there had to be a list well he's number one adam curry is the the pod right and then there was all this all respect to adam curry there was all these people like the tech guys like leo laporte remember that guy that guy's awesome i think he still does it too yeah um and dvorak who does it with uh with uh adam yeah yeah so that podcast curry's podcast the first one was like was it 2004 or something like that it was like five years before us i think i think somewhere along those lines but like when we started in 2009 what was the number of podcasts i bet there's a log of that let's guess i don't know give me a real guess i would say i could tell you how many there are currently give me give me how many they have currently oh my god it's now four million holy [ __ ] dude so it jumped up a million i wonder though is this podcast or podcast show that's what so the last three days there's been a hundred thousand episodes published shows published i would i would imagine that that means total podcast in the index four million seventy nine thousand seven hundred seventeen holy [ __ ] that's crazy yeah i would say it was four million is like dude it was just 3 million a couple of months ago jamie do you remember i mean it was easier it wasn't that long ago make it easier to upload more people you know wild man that's wild i i think there was still when we started there was podcast though there was probably a couple hundred had to be yeah well there was adam at least adam carolla right adam curry mark maron was he was before us he was before us i think by like
at least at least months if not a year i don't know but he was before us um who else who else corolla uh not a lot of other people man yeah oh kevin smith kevin smith that's right smith castle yeah we did that once yeah we did that theater that was fun yeah yeah he he had him out before anybody he was one of the early early birds yeah but how am i like overall i wonder if you can go to like the internet archive and just look at podcasts rankings and maybe it would show it there might be a look at that same site i'm digging through some adam curry info to find that original archive he had like 2005 is what i'm reading right now is when that rss feed thing they gave to apple to build their database off of so that was his first 2005. so he was number one so it goes from adam curry and there's probably a few other tech guys probably got involved around then started doing some and now everything now tv shows like just kinko's locations you know like like have podcasts i was watching yeah i was watching you know uh when you see a movie and before the movie starts and before the previews they have uh just like like little trivia games you know and they have like a host and it's like just tons of commercials like they go and you could join us on our new podcast i was like who is sitting there watching that that enjoys that part of the movie enough where they're gonna subscribe to a podcast about that you probably don't know what i'm talking about but i don't but if you go to a movie early before the movie trailers comes on it's just like this generic stuff where it's just a ton of commercials and people giving you like movie trivia like hi it's kind of like e enter entertainment tonight but it's just too uh it's just cheesy [ __ ] but they have a podcast how many like restaurants and bars have their own podcast exactly that must be a thing now oh totally totally yeah but there's
always probably funny people at bars right it's probably not a bad idea and you've met people that never did stand up that were really hilarious right oh yeah tons yeah absolutely like some guys were like god if i was like a tenth as funny as that guy right yeah the only reason you can have it at a bar is probably for insurance reasons like you know oh here's proof that they just got drunk before they killed a bunch of people after this podcast i don't know yeah we all met people that were like really funny that just never did it you know yeah you know eddie bravo's doing stand-up now and i always told him to do stand-up like way back in the day i'm like dude you're funny you have funny [ __ ] stories but i remember he tried it once and he something happened like he didn't have a good set and then he stopped for a while like he had a couple of rough sets right but that was before he was teaching when he started teaching he he got very comfortable like addressing people because he was doing a lot of seminars so he would fly in and explain jiu jitsu in seminars and one of the things he would do was tell funny stories so he'd tell funny stories while he is like teaching jiu jitsu and you know he's like dude i'm killing in front of my class and i started laughing and then he started doing it again he gave another but it was like a nine year break where he wasn't doing it like at least uh maybe nine's wrong but many years i forget how many but he's funny man i saw him at the comedy store and he was doing the tinfoil hat show with sam tripoli right i'm like dude he's [ __ ] funny yeah he's got some funnies he always had funny stories i remember about like the cranberry juice like you would give a girl cranberry juice or something like that because she had a urinary tract anyways like all the stories he would always tell us about like dates he went on and stuff like that he had crazy stories yeah they're very funny but he's just figured out how to do stand-up now it's interesting to watch
you know i had this guy that i worked for that was a private investigator and he was one of the funniest guys i've ever met his name is dave dolan i don't know if you ever met him he died a few years back though you might have met him and one of the times we went back to uh boston because i always saw him whenever i was in town but he was my employee my employer when i was 21 when i was just starting to do stand-up he needed a driver so he put in an ad for a newspaper uh wanted a private investigator's assistant and i was like oh that'd be a dope job to do while i'm doing stand-up i'll be a private investigator's assistant but it was really just i had to drive him because he lost his license from drinking and driving wow dude he was hilarious he was one of the funniest people i ever met working with him i would come home to and there was this girl i was dating and we would have these conversations about it i was like he's so funny it's like confusing i'm like why aren't you doing comedy i'm like we were i was crying laughing all day with this guy sometimes it probably doesn't transfer well though you know because it's he would have you think 100 100 100 he could have 100 been a comedian he didn't give a [ __ ] though he didn't want to do it he had his uh and he had an inn his cousin was the one of the owners of the comedy connection it was bill downes bill downes and paul [ __ ] i forgot his last name i can't i got we got to edit that part out paul barkley i got it i'll say it again it was bill downes and paul barkley they were the owners of the comedy connection and my friend dave dolan was cousins with bill down so he had like an in he could have gone to an open mic he would have got up he would have [ __ ] killed i wonder why he didn't didn't want to he looked genuinely genuinely didn't give a [ __ ] that's one of the reasons why he was so funny like the guy genuinely didn't give a [ __ ]
he was just a really funny dude he was just into having a good time that's all he wanted to do have a good time i've you know i've seen on kill tony before people that have tried comedy for the first time and they say you know all my friends told me that i'm not just a funny guy and uh we had one on recently and it did not was not funny but because because he told it like as if it was like a joke like a street joke you know so these two guys you know and i was like if you could just say what you said but made it like more real right that's the hard part that's the hard part yeah that's the hard part this guy uh dave my friend dave when he quit drinking he stayed funny and he quit just quite like that when i started working for him he's like i gotta stop he got uh crashed his car under a bridge and then ran away from the car oh god so he's under an underpass right and he was like like that that was [ __ ] that was the end of that one he's like i had to let it go bro but he just quit i think i could easily do that simple i think because i think the older i get now drinking to me the next day i'm like well this day's ruined you know like my body does not snap back like it used to and i think if anything it's kind of like yeah why am i drinking just because i'm at a show because i feel like when i'm at a show i you know before i go on stage or something i have to have a drink or two but at home that's one of the great things about doing sober october is that you realize you don't really need anything right like you don't need to have a drink just go have fun like you can be completely sober and have a great time at a show it's funny but like alcohol and comedy they're like they go hand to hand there there's no other like performance thing that goes better with alcohol than comedy yeah because it loosens you up yeah you know and you're in a live setting so it's exciting it's all the other people laughing around you you're getting a
little tipsy is there anything else that will loosen you up maybe we just start eating turkey before we go on stage it doesn't work that's not real that's not real um do you remember um that place in toronto where the whole crowd was high yeah puff mama's place yeah the underground yeah underground or whatever so you go on stage and there's no air in the room you're just breathing weed smoke breathing in and breathing out weed smoke i can't tell you how high you get in that room it's great it's so ridiculous they have bongs on people's tables they call it greening out people like like doug benson greened out he passed out on because because of that and tony hinchcliffe ran off stage and uh had to take off his shirt and sit outside on the curb in the middle of winter that's the place where i did that video with the iron sheik oh that's right yeah the iron cheek was in the crowd that's crazy that he was there yeah that was fun if if you wanted to choose though between alcohol and a weed crowd alcohol alcohol crowd for the win right yeah because the wheat crowd just be staring at you and getting lost like they're like super scared yeah he's making jokes about me yeah but the alcohol crowds suck too especially bar alcohol crowds where people are just rowdy and yeah sometimes people get they get out of hand but that's just part of being a person you know people get out of hand some people just not that good with alcohol it's weird it's that's a genetic thing for some folks you know people of uh different ancestral origins different uh parts of the world it's interesting how they handle alcohol differently like people like people from russia can [ __ ] handle some alcohol right like notorious for it there's like certain irish can handle some [ __ ] alcohol right but there's some some ethnicities that have a difficult issue with it because they don't have like a long history of exposure to it in their
past yeah it's also how much you like when did you start like bert kreischer i mean that dude should be dead yeah she should be dead and he just has been drinking so long for so so much every day i think it's just like his body just uh i need this to survive i wonder what's a good historical account of the effects of alcohol on native american tribes you know i wonder if there must been some documentation of that because it's i mean i don't think it's wrong i think it's one of those things that everybody kind of knows that when the settlers were making their way across the country and they introduced native americans to alcohol they didn't have something like that before they did not handle it well and i always wonder like if that's a genetic thing that is right is that what they think like you're but you're like your ancestors had a history of drinking alcohol so you're more predispos you're more predisposed to be able to handle it right right and that would make sense why a lot of people from the midwest can drink more because everyone has that native american and right ten percent bro no but i think it would be worse no the the thing would be saying that if you had native american you're you don't have a history of alcohol oh you're saying the opposite of that the opposite of that okay like it's so like like whatever shane gillis is right there's no [ __ ] way what is that his ancestors don't have a history of alcohol see if florida in him or anything milwaukee does he buy the milwaukee florida's almost its own country let's be real if [ __ ] gets weird yeah florida could be its own country it's better with a wildest country it'll just be all letters little detailed genetic research has been done on this topic but it has been shown that alcoholism tends to run in families with a possible involvement of differences in alcohol metabolism and the genotype of the alcohol metabolizing enzymes i can't say those real fast um which may be more prevalent in native
americans than other ethnic groups which is why that has been interested that way according to this but they they're not sure that a propensity for alcoholism is transmitted uh genetically uh so it i mean it says here even though there's a couple myths about that that aren't proven there is when if i scroll up on this article it does show like there are a disproportionate number of deaths and alcoholism but there may be other yeah there could be other reasons for that because it's always been a stereotype right yeah yeah it's always been a stereotype you gotta always wonder where those come from when it comes to that i feel like i can handle my alcohol pretty well at least i can drink it you know i i can non-stop drink it all night and never get to and not get to the point where i'm i'm sick or puking or anything like that is that good no it's not good it's not good but but i think it's because i just drank my you know my parents always put chili in the beer growing up you know like oh chili and the beer i mean beer in the chili you know like any time yeah like as a kid my dad would always go hey son you want some beer in your chili and he'd take his old milwaukee or whatever and just pour something yeah that's that was i think ohio thing i don't know like at 10. oh my god you were getting hammered at 10. best beer chili yeah it's a thing yeah and it was literally the the [ __ ] my dad drank shitty beer and just poured poured it right in my chili and i always thought everybody did that dude some shitty beers are nice sometimes oh perhaps blue ribbon hell yeah that's nice sometimes sometimes that's what you want it's cold it's a very specific taste it's like look i get it if you're into like ipas and those real weedy beers and those are those are interesting i'll admit they're interesting but also like a [ __ ] pabst blue ribbon every now and then oh yeah cold you know oh yeah i wish we had one right now just a
shitty cheap beer maybe you're eating frosted glass oh eating crabs or something like that a nice cold past blue ribbon hell yeah that would hit the [ __ ] spot i don't really drink beer anymore i know do you still drink beer i do occasionally but you know i i've tried i'm trying to avoid as many things that are like that have wheat in them gluten stuff i just don't think my body reacts to that stuff very well it's such a it's a big slow down in my system when i eat bread or when i eat pasta and i still love it i [ __ ] love it all i love pizza i love it but my body does not react well to it have you got a gluten test before no no i'm just going by my own just how it feels for me i think everybody's [ __ ] different you know and i think this one size fits all approach to what you eat crazy for me it seems like my my body feels at its best when i eat mostly meat and fruit so that's what i eat i don't [ __ ] around because when i do [ __ ] around i always feel like [ __ ] i agree with that meat meat is uh mostly what i eat but i eat burgers you know i'm addicted to burgers but uh but you get them on the bun yeah that's the problem the more delicious on the bun it's more delicious and in and out with the lettuce wrap is pretty [ __ ] good that is good but the double dough it's not as good as with the bun right the bun makes it better the whole thing makes it it makes it better there's a there's a also there's like i'm eating bread bread used to just be food when the [ __ ] did bread become bad for you evil [ __ ] you know there's the conspiracy theory um that it's glyphosate it's [ __ ] people up that it's not um what see what what that is all about because i've heard people talk about that what is it like uh like i think robert kennedy jr was talking about that he was talking about glyphosate glyphosate is roundup roundup is that stuff that they spray wow yeah no
stuff supe super bad for you right there's no way there's roundup but hold on if they use it on these plants where does it go how do they wash it off like what kind of residual effect does that stuff have sure on the food you eat or plastics can you imagine if that was what was going on and that's why like european people don't look like us oh yeah more than half the products tech oh [ __ ] wow more than half the products tested had detectable levels of glyphosate above 10 parts per billion 45 out of 86 products contain detectable levels of glyphosate ranges were from 12 parts per billion to 1 150 parts per billion organic foods are much less likely to have trace amounts of glyphosate however it is appearing in low levels in some cases it's crazy damn they they got you perfect that was nice the the pop-up was the timed pop-ups yeah so uh yeah so there's glyphosate in foods it gets trace amounts of glyphosate that's insane glyphosate in popular bread oats legumes protein powders and bars 2022. holy [ __ ] that's everything you have very easy you know you have the protein powers all that stuff yeah how wild is that because it's like it's a really common chemical that's used and it's really bad for you and if that's it i mean that i don't i don't know i mean is there a kind of organic wheat that you know is 100 glyphosate free and if you ate that would you feel different i bet there is or is these are these trace amounts of glyphosate that aren't really affecting you like i wish i knew i mean like it sounds scary when they're talking about parts per billion but i wish like a scientist would go well not a lot right it's like those microplastics when i start reading about microplastics and stuff like that i start freaking out do you know how much we eat every week yeah it's nuts it's a credit card yeah we need a credit card craziness i wish i could remember i i read someone said that it's not a misinterpretation but
that's like the highest end it could be as a credit card i think when they saw somebody who eats microwave and they even like the way they got that number was like studying clams or something like that and then did uh a next uh a math problem i can't think of the word right now to figure out what it would be like in humans if it was the same size oh that's how they go so there's a little [ __ ] there's a lot a little oh but i don't know but but it seemed like there was a little bit of a okay yeah it's well credit card seems like a lot how much stays in your body and how much do you [ __ ] out right i bet you'd [ __ ] a lot of it out i'm wet like 99.9 probably but what if you don't yeah you know plastics and stuff in your body see here's like the article but like for weirdly it starts off saying globally we are ingesting an average of five grams so it's an average too and that we're just globally right globally like maybe some parts of the world are higher yeah like us i think we'd be pretty high yeah if you're getting it from like microwaving food with plastic on it we got to be high as [ __ ] yeah we've been doing that for a long time and plastic forks and there's little plastic containers your food comes in to go boxes there's always like little pieces of plastic somewhere i guarantee you even this article says it's just australians it says australian suggested credit card not everything so i don't know but is that an article from australia well an australian analysis says that um interesting can you really trust this australian analysis can anymore [Laughter] yeah i uh i'm worried though well i'm worried also because i had that dr shanna swan lady on the podcast who talked about uh what plastics and these chemicals like phthalates are doing to the reproductive systems of people did do do you ever hear about that yeah obviously i think i heard about it from she's got this book called countdown and it's all about what um
plastics are doing to people's reproductive systems right yeah my girlfriend is obsessed with that all that [ __ ] and she thinks we're dying from it well we're changing we're changing this is the the problem as it's met it's dropped men's sperm counts 50 lower than they were in like the 1950s um women have more miscarriages and men's taints are shrinking that's a good thing no no i want my [ __ ] right next to my dick masturbate you just put your finger in there you know like pick it up like a bowling ball um that's bad because the closer the taints are it's the more feminizing of the male this is what it is like in mammals and i'll probably [ __ ] this up my apologies in advance in mammals male taints are between 50 and 100 percent larger than the females so that's one of the best ways that they detect whether or not an a mammal like a like a puppy is a boy or girl the taint is bigger but in men uh over the last x amount of years they've been shrinking and they've been shrinking steadily which is an indication of penis sizes are shrinking testicles are shrinking sperm counts dropping like 50 percent lower and at the same time this is the introduction of petrochemical products like plastics and stuff like that and eating out of plastic bottles and drinking out of plastic bottles eating out of plastic plates like that all this stuff has entered into the bloodstreams and they've found in studies in mammals that when they introduce these phthalates to mammals their offspring are affected the reproductive systems are affected it's wild [ __ ] dude because it's like we're we're doing something weird to the human organism and we're doing it through plastics and we're just now finding out about it like we're only finding out about this over the last i think we talked about this i always forget i want to say like 2015 right it was not that long ago that they they discovered this
nuts so she wrote this whole book about it and she's a really funny lady too she's got like a thing on her instagram called the jizz quiz and it's all about you know like a quiz on like how much men's sperm counts have dropped over the last 50 years and it's like so weird it's wild because it's just we're it's unavoidable like we're just accustomed to consuming a certain amount of plastics and having plastic chemicals in our body the connection of that done is it could it be something else like you know they're really sure that phthalates do that and phthalates are some of the chemicals that you get from like you know plastics and i think some pesticides affect the body in a similar way there's like a lot of [ __ ] that we encounter that [ __ ] with reproductive systems so when they did it with animal studies when they did it they show it showed that the males all came out like more feminine and with smaller taints and the whole deal and it's all about how many you know what what what kind of chemicals the mother has in her body when she conceives it's wild stuff man because it's like the implications are if we don't stop using them we're going to change the species over plastic like it'll change what it means to be a male human because it won't be like a male human used to be before plastics it's crazy if that really imagine if it's like unavoidable you can't get it out of of humans and it's just gonna keep feminizing males and and turning their taints into smaller and smaller little patches of land well then finally we it doesn't matter you know we could have guys and girls play the same sports together right one day one day maybe that's where we're headed yeah maybe it's already started well maybe that's what this uh obsession with gender thing is about maybe this is all like a natural process that turns us into that that look that alien look
you know with genderless big giant heads and spindly bodies and you could read minds i bet i bet that's exactly what's happening i know that sounds stupid i really do i know it sounds stupid but but maybe that's what's happening do you imagine if that's really what the [ __ ] deal is that it's just this is how the animal evolves like the only way we're gonna get past like all the horrible things we do like war and murder and rape and torture and and thievery and deception all the things that humans do that's awful it's all tied to these monkey instincts we have it's all tied to being a an ancient primate species that has evolved to this point the things that are holding us back are all these biological needs you know the need for food the greed and and [ __ ] envy and you know rage all those are all emotions if we could just get rid of those that would be nice no once we see super genius people that are not very emotional what if that is like a move towards a new kind of human being what if all this stuff is a move towards a new type and then while this is all happening they inject technology into your body there's a neurolink or something along those lines and you can [ __ ] move things with your mind now you don't even need arms that's probably where we're going it's probably not that far away either like 100 years 200 years i'm more concerned about that artificial intelligence that google guy that quit uh or got fired have you heard about this it yes oh you already talked about it yeah probably no yeah i know i talked about it with a guy who understands these things yesterday mark andreessen and um it's really interesting because i'm too dumb to really know i mean i'm not very informed about like how these things work what these programs were but what he was saying that made a lot of sense he goes this thing is using google and it's it's
literally using like all of the interactions with human beings and it knows responses to like a [ __ ] insane number of questions so it can use this program to communicate with you and if you ask it to convince you that it's alive it can figure out how to get the words together but if you asked it to convince you that it's not alive it would also figure out a way to form that but that alone is like what a human can do it could either you know that's the problem the problem is i think we're waiting for like an energy that propels it like uh like a soul right because if it already has all of what are like most people's lives you're interacting with people you're learning from these interactions you read about things that inspire you to be better maybe you watch a documentary about someone that's really really cool it inspires you to be better and you're learning about what it means to be a person well if they can just do that and just download it off the internet instantaneously and become infinitely smarter than you'll ever be the only thing that's missing is like a soul like a thing that makes them act that's why we're they're going to find out mixing technology with that in like a frog or something that has a soul something that's stupid like you know well that frog probably has a soul yeah we can use that soul upgrade the soul put it into our robot oh my god imagine if they start extracting souls yeah from frogs look at this google engineer br blake how do you say that lemon lemon lemon is a priest and christian mystic well now i believe him more all of his claims about sentience personhood and rights blake lamont wrote on twitter on saturday are rooted in religious convictions as a priest his arguments therefore pre-theoretic he says are for them in a previous medium post about the question of religious discrimination at google lemoine describes himself as a christian mystic he also notes his sincerely held religious beliefs in god jesus and the holy spirit
that sounds like a guy who's done mushrooms right that's what it sounds like probably has probably micro doses why has it worked he's a christian mysticism as a sense of some form of contact with a divine or transcendent a union with god is not so much a doctrine as a method of thought okay why is that so weird i mean that's just as weird as all of the religions that's just as weird as being a mormon i don't give a [ __ ] yeah whatever hat makes you happy you know but if he's right he's working what does it say keeps coming with the facts he became ordained as a christian mystic a christian priest and served in the u.s army before studying the occult and is an outlier at google for being religious from the south and standing up for psychology as a respectable science what does that mean that that was according to the washington post write-up about him he but what does that mean what does that mean for standing up for psychology as a respectable science what does that have i think he's he's uh labeled an outlier at google for that reason which is in quotes and that might be what he said i don't it's not saying who said that quote but isn't it a weird quote like because they're saying is an outlier but then they're listen to the quote for being religious from the south and standing up for psychology as a respectable science yeah what's that even mean what does that mean what does that have to do with him coming out about a.i does that have anything to do with it attacking his beliefs but it's a weird well i guess they're saying that someone so that's his quotes that's what they're saying that he was saying that he was standing up for psychology as a respectable science but what the [ __ ] does that have to do with a.i am i missing something it was in his capacity as a priest therefore not a scientist that he concluded that
lamda was a sentient being he said i know a person when i talk to it oh the moines told the post it doesn't matter whether they have a brain made of meat in their head or if they have a billion lines of code i talk to them and i hear what they have to say and that is how i decide what is and isn't a person oh my god so yeah he's just a religious nut that thinks it's alive you know he got tricked yeah but what does it mean to be alive right we have so much value we place on something being alive yeah isn't that interesting i mean it's [ __ ] interesting it's the soul thing though like like yeah it has the salting is wild and if you think about it does that i think any living creature bugs mice rats frogs all have souls so do they think that though like like when people are really nutty with the soul thing do they think crickets have souls i think so i think any living thing has a soul even trees do you kill crickets i don't try to but i don't give a [ __ ] if i do i always try not to kill him crickets it's the only bug that's in my house that doesn't get whooped right if you catch a roach in your house he's dead right yeah 100 yeah right spider most likely dead i've been bitten by spiders [ __ ] off flies flies flies can eat [ __ ] right they all die everybody dies but crickets you got to catch them and throw them outside why i don't know that is kind of weird why i don't know man don't you feel like that though no i don't know why i have no animosity towards crickets locus i feel bad for them i want to get them outside that's how i feel about those little june bugs or whatever i feel like they're special need bugs because they're always like flying around and like falling on the ground about the little clear ones that are creepy as oh hell i think there's bugs that choose to be invaders and then there's bugs that like accidentally get in your house and the cricket kind of accidentally gets in your house grasshoppers too yeah they accidentally get in your house i let them go too but the ones that like are trying to like
live in your house can eat [ __ ] like crickets are like food for lizards and chameleons yeah you know what i mean like yeah yeah i mean i don't that's how their life is they're everywhere yeah i don't want them to go everywhere the thing about like grasshoppers this is one of the things i found out when we were i was reading about locusts do you know grasshoppers and locusts are like kind of the same thing and that a locus is like a transition like the grasshopper will become a locust when it's like a i think it's a population thing with a temperature thing it's like when uh you let a fair a hog out becomes feral is that what it is it's probably not exactly the same thing no but it's kind of like it see what it says it's like what makes um a grasshopper become a locust because there's a thing that happens and they they kind of transform i hope i'm not [ __ ] this up but i'm pretty sure that like those old uh you know little house in the prairie days when they have like locust storms i think those are just grasshoppers really yeah i just think they that something happens to them locusts are grasshoppers that develop gregarious characteristics gregarious what does that mean um that doesn't i can define that word real quick gregarious sounds like uh like polite conversation what is that word he's gregarious right doesn't it sound like oh he's gregarious in conversation sociable yeah fond of company sociable living so it's just like that's what it takes that talks a lot so so they're real social locuses are grasshoppers that are developing social characteristics they morph into locus yeah okay so uh often they thrive in environmental conditions that allow them to form into organized groups and these conditions include thick vegetation growth after droughts and such conditions locusts reproduce at a fast rate and move into large swarms while making stops at any patch of greenery they'll come across
since they cover long distances in a short time locusts often cause extensive damage to crops oh wow and uh grasshoppers rarely group up like that or swarm so when they group up like that that's when they get crazy change color wow they change color says these insects typically come in a dark yellow brown or green but their color pattern can change when they enter the migratory or swarming phase adult locus are distinguished from females by the shape of the abdomens and male locus the tip of the abdomen is rounded because the sub gene genital plate that conceals the reproductive organs and females the tip of the eye what color do they become they're just dark yellow wow it says but they change when they enter into the swarming phase this is a solitary female which i'd imagine would be a grasshopper could lay 180 eggs while the gregarious one only does 80. huh and it happens from their serotonin whoa just like grasshoppers locus are herbivores therefore they cause severe crop damage when they invade a field of crop locusts tend to move in large groups to fly over long distances during their gregarious phase insect physiologists establish that serotonin a brain chemical transform solitary locus into swarming insects so really it's like they get they get happy they get a little happy drug and they go into a swarming phase it makes you wonder what we're doing giving people all these kind of wacky brain chemicals experimenting with like what makes you feel better what makes you feel better brian does this make you feel better brian try this one that one makes you feel sad try this one that one makes me feel great everything is great it's great oh we got it i think we got the one i think we got the right mixture for you [ __ ] that non-spoiler alert watch spider
head if that sounds interesting to you what is spider-man new movie on netflix yeah who's in it um thor and michael tell her from the top he's always going to be thor forever oh god have you seen the preview for the new thor movie no it's like him in a woman it's like lady thor why are you mad at lady authorities it's just it just seemed really cheesy but you you know what was amazing this is what i want to tell you i got to see avatar 2 trailer in 3d and it's coming out in december but have you seen the trailer for avatar yet i don't think i have it looks so awesome yeah let's see it let's watch the trailer for avatar yeah this i've been excited about this that for i mean years avatar one was that was amazing movie and it was so visually stunning yeah there was so much going on with it the 3d was insane on it uh and i got to see it in xd have you done one of those theaters where the the whole chair moves and flies around if you're holding a drink yeah yeah you just gotta deal with that it's kind of scary though like there's a like jump scares you're like oh my god like because it feels like somebody just pounded on the back it's almost too much no i've never been to one of those i highly recommend well it's different when you don't sit in 3d though [Music] you ever do that ride at disneyland or disney world rather uh no i haven't been back to disney dude disney world has two avatar rides one of them is called flights of passage yeah and it's a hd thing that you put on these goggles and you sit on a motorcycle looking thing and it's one of these dragons it looks like a motorcycle and then the goggles pop on and then and it brings you into this virtual reality world where you're flying on a [ __ ] dragon in the avatar world it's amazing i mean it's [ __ ] amazing yeah i can't wait it's been a long time this movie's been in the works what for like 10 years dude this movie was so good it made gigantic blue ladies
with huge cat eyes hot yeah yeah i've watched a few few of those fake corn too with the avatar girl oh they must have those oh yeah i've seen it i knew it this looks wild this family this came out like when the podcast started yeah yeah christmas of 2009. yeah this is so i think they filmed a bunch of them back-to-back right yeah i think there's two at least a fortress god damn this looks good yeah [Music] isn't it interesting i was like every now and then like with that movie someone can create something that it like as as a movie so visually stunning and so unique that like you could have a hundred movies branch off of avatar just like star wars it's like how many star wars movies have there been it's a [ __ ] [ __ ] load now right you could 100 do that because avatar is like such a it's such an iconic like feeling you get when you're watching that move if you try to watch it again you're like wow this movie is [ __ ] great when when they're in the jungle and he almost gets jacked by that giant rhino looking thing there's so many moments in that movie and yeah it's like the pocahontas story it's basically right isn't it like there's a few of those movies that have the same kind of theme right it was pocahontas there was another one it was like what did they compare it to turn gully fern goalie yeah yeah but they did compare to pocahontas right it is yeah it's um yeah i mean it's a classic movie it's [ __ ] dances with wolves he becomes a native american remember it's a great movie too that's a [ __ ] great movie come on son you ever watch uh yellowstone no what's that that's the kevin costner uh tv show oh he's got a ranch in montana yellowstone it's [ __ ] great really it's great i'm on season three oh it's out right now yeah yeah yeah yeah kevin costner yeah wow schultz gave it the recommendation i was like okay all right i trust you solid good show
did you ever watch the new dexter i did not i should is it good yeah you wouldn't think it would be but it is did he get jacked again because he got a little skinny for a while he he he looks normal-ish uh it's very different i don't want to give anything away but it's uh it actually worked i thought yeah yeah that's a good one probably not a good show for today give people ideas yeah right you know we having this conversation yesterday about like what contributes to a person doing bad things like what what contributes to mass shootings what contributes to gun violence what contributes to other than criminals and guns like what contributes does video games play a part i don't want to say yes but okay let's just wink at it violent movies play a part uh anything that glamour fries uh glamour fries anything that glamour fries i mean i think i think kids at least you know i hate to say it but games i mean come on all the games are about shooting and [ __ ] having guns and how fun they are yeah i don't want to even say that though right because here's the thing like it wouldn't make you shoot somebody that's why we can both say that right it wouldn't make me shoot somebody just because i saw a video game or played a video game about shooting people right but how much of an effect does it have over people that are like maybe not not that well educated maybe bad parenting bad parenting it's a bad neighborhood bad everything and then they see that on tv all the time you see it in the movies all the time it's interesting like how hollywood is like so vocal against gun violence right like there's so many people now that are like we need gun control we need gun control but they're making these movies where they shoot the [ __ ] out of people it's so weird
that's so weird because if there's ever if like if ever somebody wanted to go hey you guys make all these movies making this look cool what is the real problem is the real problem people who have guns who don't do anything and are law-abiding citizens or is the real problem people make movies where it looks awesome to shoot people and i'm not saying they should they're the problem i don't think they are but like this that whole problem is a weird problem the the problem that of people wanting to randomly shoot people is not that's not good that's not a sign of a healthy society it's a there's a lot a lot going on there we've had a lot of guns for a long time this stuff has been ramping up fairly recently in human history if this is a psychological problem what about duels back in the day when you would someone would cross you like let's go i'm gonna shoot you for talking about about my family or whatever you know but that's not good either like come on talk that [ __ ] out talk about cowboys and indians that started uh racial shootings right like probably i don't think knew very much about you know like what kind of effect that would have back then i know i was trying to think about the game at what level if if if someone wanted to make the argument for games being attributable at what level was it because they haven't always been as good as as they are now and like i don't think the argument is that it's all games i think that the argument is that games play a part i think the real like instead of like trying to pin the blame on movies or trying to play there's a lot of factors right there's psychology there's people that grow up that are abused and the way they're tortured when they're young like they have no empathy by the time they're a 20 21 year old person and people get raised by monsters all over the world i mean it just happens to get a terrible effect on people then you have people that are on all kinds of
drugs all kinds of medications all kinds of things that could [ __ ] with your mind and you have people that are just psychopaths you have that too you have people with broken brains that want to do things horrible things we have a sick society the society's sick i think it's like your old bit dude like i think people need to like you not everyone could have kids you have to like earn you know you know yeah because the bib was about um that it should it shouldn't be that easy to make people go should be we need to separate having sex from making a person because having sex should just be fun let's just make it fun and then to to make a person it should be like one of the action movies where the president and the general have to turn the key at the exact same time to activate the nukes you should be [ __ ] really sure you want to raise a kid yeah because i mean i think that's with all everything i think it is mostly that family and how these kids are being up you know they're being stuck in front of a in a nintendo or an xbox yeah he has a babysitter and playing call of duty duty all day and there's also some people are just born [ __ ] yeah they're just born [ __ ] up that they're you know there's people that are good people and they have a kid and that kid's [ __ ] it's just it's the [ __ ] roll of the dice sometimes it's a lot of things but what makes a person be able to do like a mass shooting it's like we have to figure out what's wrong with people you know taking the weapons away if no one had guns for sure there'd be no shootings but that's not realistic that's how you're going to do that we've got to look at this for what it actually is look at it pragmatic instead of wondering how we got here we've got to figure out how to keep everybody safe homeschooling for everybody zoom zoom classes for everybody homeschooling might work if you're really super on the
ball and you expose your kid to a lot of other kids and a lot of people there's a socializing aspect that i would be skeptical about when it comes to like homeschooling they are i'm not i'm not opposed to homeschooling you know i know people that have homeschooled their kids their kids are great there's like a big prejudice that people have that people who homeschool are religious you know i think if i had kids i would homeschool them and if it wasn't a private school if i could afford a private school probably that but homeschooling probably at least their first i don't know sixth grades kids need to socialize man yeah they really really do they need to socialize it's very important they got to get out with other kids and talk and that's how we make better people you know i'm not saying that you won't make great people homeschooling your kid but i'm saying there's a great benefit to kids being around kids and sorting things out for themselves and the parents aren't around there's a great benefit to that learning things socially yeah but then maybe that's where you throw the girl scouts in or the boy scouts if they even have those anymore i think the boy scouts uh have to let ladies in now too oh that's great for the boy scouts well i would love love that if i had how did that get passed i think it's because no one was joining the girl scouts oh that's [ __ ] they just couldn't have anywhere for them to go yeah well how many people are worried about leaving their daughters with [ __ ] some creepy people you hear stories and it's very rare but you do hear these stories that's what scares people about like like google scout master arrested molestation oh yeah google those words and right but google those words right that's not i'm not exaggerating you'll find a lot of cases and boy scouts were always connected in ohio to churches like my boy scouts were through my church you know but let me tell you something i had a great time at the boy scouts i went to the boy scouts i went camping in new hampshire with a bunch of hoodlums
long island scoutmaster arrested for sexually abusing boy north texas scoutmaster arrested for indices yeah yeah yeah there's a lot there's a lot former austin scout master charge of promoting child porn former scoutmaster arrested on child indecency oh my god there's so many of them scoutmaster arrested and child porn charges assistant scout master charge of sexually abusing 12 year old [ __ ] man don't google that just trust me i did not get molested while i was a but i did uh almost get dragged out of my tent or out of our cots rather in the middle of the night these [ __ ] kids were hoodlums they were tying kids up and leaving them in the woods they put toothpaste on everybody's clothes we i went to uh when i was um go in the boy scouts i was we were living in jamaica plain jamaica plain is you want coffee jamaica plain has been uh gentrified now uh supposedly i don't know i'm just talking out of my ass but from what i've heard but where i used to live was not back in the day it was a rough neighborhood it was interesting because i didn't really have any exposure to bad kids before that was like my first exposure at like 13 to like bad kids kids were criminals right they'd all had sex wow 13 13. this kid i'll never forget this kid paulie hudson he lived next door to me and uh he goes he goes you probably don't even know how a dick goes in a [ __ ] and i go what do you mean and he goes you probably think it goes in but it goes up and i remember he blew my mind i was like it goes up i'm like he already knows i was i didn't even think about i was like of course it has to go up where else could it go how does it would poke right out of your butthole it wouldn't make any sense but it was hilarious i was like these kids are criminals they were they're always like lighting things on fire and we accidentally lit a field on fire once lighting up firecrackers yeah the whole
field we tried to put it out and then the wind blew i'm like oh [ __ ] and we ran to the street but right when we ran there a cop car was there just totally confessed to the cop the cop goes get the [ __ ] out of here and call the fire department and they put the fire out luckily quick jeez yeah we used to like there was all these like abandoned buildings and [ __ ] we would go into them smash windows it was really wild like to be 13 and hanging out with these kids that were like they were kind of dangerous you know like a lot of them wind up going to jail a lot of them had already been like charged with stuff some of them have done time in juvie it's like [ __ ] yeah i didn't hang out with the bad kids i was a nerd well i didn't hang out with the bad kids but that that time when i'm when we moved we moved to newton which was a much nicer neighborhood we were in newton upper falls it was like you know you had normal like kid beefs and a few street fights and stuff like that but it was a pretty nice place to grow up it wasn't bad at all it was fun but jamaica playing was [ __ ] sketchy when i was in uh i guess i was in eighth grade there was i went there yeah i think yeah it was eighth grade so i guess i was that's when i was 13. there was a guy in my class who was 17 years old and he kept going back to eighth grade he wanted to he wanted to eventually graduate but he just had been sent back so many times my god that is he would be entering high school you know he'd be like 18 years old entering high school like can you even do that i mean i got held back and i was 18 the second half of my eighth my last year but that's normal that's okay but like what year would they say hey you can't go to high school anymore like if you get i think 18 what if you start off a loser right right and you're just like sucking your thumb every day in first grade second grade third they keep
holding you back like brian you got to do second grade again [ __ ] you i'm not doing [ __ ] and you they keep failing you you can't you can't have all f's and get to third grade so they keep holding you back and next thing you know you're 17 but you know you have a religious experience god comes to you in a dream and tells you hey man get your [ __ ] [ __ ] together you're 17. you got to graduate eighth grade and so you graduate eighth grade and then you're 18 you go to high school okay what's the oldest age to be in high school why it may differ around the world the united states the maximum age limit that a person can attend high school for free is about 20 or 21. in one state it's 19 and another it's 26. that's why you think it's 26. oh here's the thing we'll have west virginia well let me ask you this here's the thing i mean if you wanted to you know there's people that hold their kid back a year because they want their kid to do better in sports did you know that that's a thing um because there's real evidence and malcolm gladwell's outliers talks about this with professional hockey players with professional hockey players all the the elites they all were born within a certain time of the year and it's not because that's a magic time of the year but it's because that's like the the oldest you can be and still be in like first grade the oldest you can be and still be in second grade like their their birthday was just right after the line and they're they're considerably more developed than kids that were like they're they barely made it in on the bottom half like they're barely old enough to get into first grade and this guy's barely he's he really should be in second grade right so but if you can get to that spot your kid will have this 12 month advantage in growth and let me tell you something with my kids you notice like they'll grow i'll watch them and like all of a sudden they've grown two inches it's like how long did it take you to grow two inches and it's like six months like what the [ __ ] this is crazy you grew two inches in six it sounds it sounds like nothing because
it's normal but it's wild when you see it happen yeah but if you could get a kid that's already grown those two inches and already gained like the x amount of pounds and with boys it's a big one because they start maturing and developing and hormone kicks in hormones kick in that's a that kid's gonna have an advantage at sports he's gonna be fast from those kids gonna be maybe stronger than those kids maybe his hand-eye coordination would be better it's like a lot of factors but that happens a lot i mean it happens it happens a lot so if you were a person who was like competitively inclined and you had children you want your kids to compete in sports like there's a lot of those [ __ ] people there's even schools that like hey he's good but he could be a lot better if we held him back you know yes private schools yeah yeah i guarantee they do i mean i don't think a public school would say that it's big in a little league baseball remember when that kid they thought it was like 20 but he's supposed to be like 13 or something like we need to see the birth certificate he's like he's got a mustache yeah imagine being 26 in that one state and playing football what the [ __ ] man yeah that would be crazy because if you could hold back that long you'd be so mature but when once a man reaches i guess like i guess your 20s is when you're in your prime like physical prime to like maybe 30. and then with with athletes they can kick it into the deep deep into the 30s like you could be an elite athlete like there's this guy arthur bitterbiev better be have uh just knocked out joe smith jr for the light heavyweight title this guy is a [ __ ] animal he's 18 and oh with 18 knockouts he's the only world champion that's in boxing today that has a 100 knockout ratio for every fight he's ever been in he's from chechnya this dude is [ __ ] terrifying terrified because joe smith jr is an animal i mean he's this big power punching light heavyweight and bitterbeep [ __ ] him up in two rounds
what was my point uh high school guess what state it is west virginia texas it is of course because of football oh my god maybe but yeah texas is the outlier oh my god i want to know what the oldest person in texas that played football is now i remember my point better biev is like 38. i think he's 38 or 37 or 38 something like that but google uh arter better be he's a [ __ ] animal most guys by that age that are professional boxers 37 most guys by that age are starting to slide a little bit physically skill wise they can maintain dude he's a [ __ ] animal but google the uh the video of him knocking out joe smith jr because you could find it online he's a [ __ ] animal and joe smith jr is a dangerous guy he's this big power punching guy and this archer bitter bieb just [ __ ] him up man but it's interesting how he did it like joe's like real aggressive and powerful and he just caught him coming in his hand speed the the technique of his punches like everything and his [ __ ] strength man dudes all those people from that part of the world those are some stout [ __ ] people it's weird yeah and this guy is uh hamza maya he's another guy from from chechnya and he's a an elite guy in the ufc like there it is they stopped the fight there wow and this guy does that to everybody he's 18-0 with 18 knockouts so everybody he's fought gets [ __ ] up like this does does he know a special place to hit the head because it looks like he hit him in the back of the head maybe he's like a secret no no no he hit him by the temple brian's using kung fu maybe right there is what i was thinking no he's he's [ __ ] him up with the uppercutting right there yeah that was the the uppercut that really did it in but it's like everything he i mean his every punch that he throws is dangerous he's an interesting guy because like he's a power punching boxer like his boxing skill is excellent but he's such a power puncher
he's the most exciting guy in that division right now he's really very very interesting and then there's that bevel guy who just beat canelo do you see that fight same division yeah whoo two russians you know it's a little touchy on russia those are [ __ ] hard ass people man that boxer that died that was pretty [ __ ] up i want to check their plastics yeah zero yeah that's probably true right if you think about if you're living up in siberia where you're getting plastic right you know you're not you're just eating antelope every day yeah that's probably all wrapped in cloth not even in a refrigerator you know if you're living in siberia you're eating moose that's what you're eating you're eating moose you're eating badgers you're eating whatever the [ __ ] you eat whatever you kill salmon you're probably eating the healthiest [ __ ] that a person can get and then you're you're having like a long history of people there that have done like hard hard physical work that you ever see that um uh happy people life on the tyga documentary about siberia [ __ ] it's amazing it's so interesting because you almost envy their life like there's a there's something about people that live like a hunter-gatherer lifestyle which is essentially what these folks do they they grow food but mostly what they're doing is like they're hunting meat and they're trapping fur and they're gathering fish and then they're waiting out the winner and in the winter they do like a lot of their trapping and they do it on snowmobiles it's it's weird man it's a weird life but these people that get together they're all drinking and laughing and they're all happy they have like a very low instance of mental illness like everybody's fulfilled they all have tasks that they have to do all day and it's all like you have to like the guy's making his own snow skis he's showing you what to make skis you know with his [ __ ] russian accent not russian accent i mean russian speaking in russian and it's just um you know at
captioned over but it's a amazing documentary because these people seem so [ __ ] fulfilled and we're so lost we think we're so lucky we think we're so lucky with our phones and our videos and our instagrams and our [ __ ] flying around on planes but meanwhile we're all like miserable and disconnected and people how about this pill brian does this make you feel better how about this one is it do we get the right spot we got the right spot yay these people all they do is drink vodka and eat moose and drive around on snowmobiles they're having a blast sounds fun sounds like a vacation show a clip from it it's pretty it's an interesting documentary werner herzog has two of my all-time favorite documentaries there's that one and then this grizzly man grizzly man was it which is like the best documentary in the whole entire world yeah it might be so this is these people that live this is where they live they live right off the tiger river and in the wintertime that river freezes solid and they use it as a road and they use it as a road to uh drag their [ __ ] across and to ride snowmobiles across they all have dogs that they've trained and these people live there and this one guy's been up there for [ __ ] decades this one main guy that he follows a lot he's really interesting he was dropped off there by the former soviet union like way back in the day with very little understanding of how to survive with a dog and he was like that dog kept me alive that dog fed me and so him and his dog would go out hunting the other guy that he was supposed to be with i think bailed but it's a it's an amazing story wow this guy had to figure out how to survive on the tiger and now he loves it and now they all talk about it like this is they would never want to do anything else because their life there is just it's so natural and they just live off this crazy river in this frozen part
of the world where you can only survive outside for like a certain amount of time and they're all furred up and does it explain how he found this guy like how discovered no he didn't no i mean herzog's a genius his um his other documentary that's really interesting too is about the cave paintings that they found in france have you ever seen that they found these cave paintings in france and i want to say they're like 30 000 years old or something something insane see like what what it says they found those and they um they did this exploration of the cave and they filmed it and you know this is stuff that probably hadn't been seen by human eyes for like who knows how many years and so these people are discovering this in this cave and looking at it it's amazing it's like there's no more vivid a snapshot in time than looking at some stuff that people drew when they were like the first people to draw things you know i mean these are these are the most primitive of people they're living in caves literally i mean who knows what kind of weapons they had who knows what how they were doing this but these people they all um deep in this cave they all lived and they they drew [ __ ] on the walls and so here they are finding this stuff very long taints they've had probably their taints were their taints were like your whole forearm it's really really interesting man because these images are [ __ ] cool as [ __ ] look at these images that's cool so there were some kind of cats that they were trying to get away from they drew that they drew antelopes yeah look at these they drew rhinos it's wild man wild [ __ ] what are they saying was the age of those uh paintings does it say find out what the age of those paintings are because it's just like i don't know because well dennis ovens
they they just figured them out pretty recently well a lot of neanderthals were in france europe had a lot of neanderthals but i think they think those are homo sapiens that made that i don't think they think i think they think neanderthals did some stuff like that like they did they did have weapons they did have they did have tools but i just don't think they were as sophisticated i don't know if they drew [ __ ] because those are really good drawings yeah like the the cat's face is perfect i wonder if it's just like one guy was really good at art you know like he was like the banksy of caveman this is all him yeah here it goes uh it's chauvette chavez what do you say chauvet chauvet cave paintings chauvet caves importance is based on two factors firstly the aesthetic quality of these paleolithic cave paintings and secondly their great age with one exception all of the cave art paintings have been dated between 30 and 33 000 years ago so 33 000 years ago humans are living in caves and they're killing animals and and then documenting on the cave wall what they did and what they're what they're after and what they want and documenting things to avoid documenting things they experienced what were people like back then you imagined going 33 000 years ago and just being a fly on the wall and watching people exist if they didn't know you were there just being being able to just observe silently and invisibly [ __ ] what a wild life that must have been they probably barely figured out clothes right i hope not [Laughter] that's what i was thinking of like hot chicks with you know just hairy armpits i bet everything would be hairy yeah i bet i bet people back i mean what did they look like were they covered in hair monkeys i mean but that's no because those are homo sapiens right the the thought is that the homo sapien like us
we've been around for i think they think it's a quarter million years right is that what they think but there's dudes that have like hair like george the animal steel remember that pro wrestler his entire body is covered in hair like everything his whole back is like your beard right right well you should see my back [Laughter] but like if you look at a guy like that like georgie animal steel like what was that how all people looked 33 000 years ago look at that he's covered in hair he was great what a character look at that [ __ ] hair on him look at the hair on him i mean everything is covered in hair and there was that one russian wrestler remember this is one like really elite russian wrestler that's crazy hairy i mean he just looks like he's the ultimate male so like was is that what people looked like 33 000 years ago you think i think so probably yeah that i don't mean like uh a pro wrestler he's like a real wrestler not that pro wrestlers aren't real wrestlers i mean like uh amateur wrestler he's um [ __ ] i forget his name i'm not gonna get it yeah look at that guy there it is oh jeez why did he just trim it up a little his name is uh boy i don't want to [ __ ] this up ketoev georgie i think i hope i didn't [ __ ] that up but that dude is hairy as [ __ ] look at him he's a werewolf that is crazy he's a werewolf so i do you think that people all looked like that 33 000 years ago right they probably had to have hair on them because you have to be able to regulate your temperature yeah in some way they're probably way harder than that dude right because you think about that dude that dude's alive today right and he looks like a throwback right like a throwback super male what do you know i bet women are that harry right that's only this is like a rare guy for this era but what if that was like way more common 20 years or a hundred years before that and way more common 100
years before that and you go back to these [ __ ] people they're probably fully furred up they could still be people and be fully furred up right probably super jacked probably shredded or would they be super malnutrition you're like that would be malnourished too i bet they would be small right fragile bones because then no one had milk no no no all they ate was meat like you had to be like like neanderthals in specific they had much thicker bones than us neanderthals were like they were like five seven 205 pounds they were big [ __ ] weird looking things like if you saw one you know it looked like an mma fighter like but with a [ __ ] up head like giant ass long arms big thick ass bones do you remember that crazy guy there was some guy who was trying to uh propose this theory that neanderthals were super predators and that they would uh they would look more like a gorilla than they would like a human being and that we probably went to war with them it was like really crazy because anthropologists like shut the [ __ ] up but it was so fun i was like god i hope he's right yeah i hope he's right because he he had these images of them what they looked like something out of like a like a movie like some movie like if you went to the the jungle that found a new super species of ape that's what he drew neander he uh made like an artistic depiction of neanderthals look like but they were like uh they had like like giant muscles and [ __ ] look they looked terrifying do you remember that jamie yeah it's nonsense though right i'm just looking down there's a aquatic ape theory is one theory on why we lost that's a good one that's a theory that's a good one but see if you can find that neanderthal thing because those neanderthal guys um the the one where's the the killer neanderthal i think it's wildly discredited by the way this is 100 [ __ ] but brian and i had some pot and so it seems that's the fun [ __ ] yeah it's not misinformation but yeah here it is
so look at what it looks like it looks like a monster so this is this guy's idea so um neanderthals were not the gentle almost human creatures portrayed in the media over the last 50 years new australian research revealed that they were aggressive powerful and terrifying carnivores ruthlessly and efficient apex predators who hunted raped and ate early humans for over 50 000 years neanderthal's daily diet consisted of two kilograms of meat the equivalent of 16 quarter pounders including included human flesh this guy's saying that we hunted them to extinction because they ate us based on new research australian independent scholar i love that independent scholarship really i don't need your stinking university and all your checks and balances based on new based on the research our australian independent scholar danny van dramini has developed a neanderthal predation theory which argues that the evolution of modern humans including our unique physiology sexuality and human nature is the result of a reaction to this systematic long-term sexual predation and cannibalism by eurasian neanderthals look at the images that he created of it so convincing that's really what they looked like yeah if instead of like having a human-like nose they had a gorilla-like nose and they had dark dark skin and crazy fangs like look how like scary that thing looks imagine if that was like a thing that clicked to enlarge imagine if that was real and that was a thing eight people but [ __ ] people too right because i have 57 percent more neanderthal than most people you do yeah is that a test like a 20 million yeah 23 and may 24 in me so that was my ancestors someone looked like that that guy's not right though right they don't think he's right i wouldn't imagine i wouldn't think so yeah but can you imagine like we know that humans eat humans if neanderthals are stronger than us why wouldn't they eat us there's a there's what he's got one guy that backs him up
at stony brook university oh [ __ ] all right so let's just shut the laptop now and start running with this as fact they were there were monsters stephanie brooke man we believe yeah you imagine just being a person back before we figured out how to make a door we how did they keep things from getting into that cave how did you keep your kids alive it makes you kind of wonder though also when there's nothing invented that you sit there and go man we should have a door like you if you're just constantly thinking of new things like wheels seem like they make sense i mean like i invented 42 things today you know well they needed some sort of shelter just to be able to formulate ideas like you're always running for your life if you if you're a per like imagine if you're a person like you or me and we just live in the woods you're running from your life you don't have any clothes like how are you ever going to figure out a wheel you don't have time you just try to get you want to get food and stop things from eating your kids you'd probably be [ __ ] all the time too like just just gross [ __ ] all day oh yeah you know what i mean well i would imagine that there was like an incredible urge for those early humans to breed because they got knocked off so quick like a you know like any ant like like dogs right dogs wanna you leave dogs wild they [ __ ] and they they get straight populations of dogs i think human beings if we were getting eaten all the time you know half a million years ago or whatever it was i bet we were horny constantly because you had a [ __ ] just to make a new person and it was like probably a numbers game how many animals have actually been picked off by other animals to the point of extinction you know because we we know that human beings have caused animals to go extinct but like i wonder how many animals have caused other animals to go extinct like where they were just the balance was off like the tigers were so good at getting the deer that there was no deer left i wonder how many times that's happened i bet it happens a lot well it seems
like that would be the test of nature though right that's how nature tests out of species and i think the number is somewhere in the 90s like more than 90 percent of all species that have ever existed are extinct which is weird right because we don't want anything to go extinct like we don't we keep the dodo bird what about the dodo we lost the dodo we lost the dodo i mean i don't i'm not i don't want the dodo to be she's couple around i wish they were around i wish they were doing great i wish nothing but love for the dodos but but it's a weird thing to freak out about cats are number one the number one invasive killer of species around the world according to research published in this month's proceedings of the national academy of sciences feral cats can be blamed for 63 modern extinctions wow good job wow [ __ ] cats but out in the world see that's a but that's an invasive species thing i think that's how nature is like settled in after all these years i bet if people weren't around we could study it in a more interesting way like if people weren't around and you could see lions and zebras and like how like and follow them over 100 years and figure out how the populations expand and recede and like what what makes more zebras what makes more lions and how it all plays out because it's a weird dance of things that want to eat things and things some things are eating the green things and there's other things trying to eat them and it's all just trying to balance it out because if you just let the green things grow they [ __ ] grow all over the place and there's too much green [ __ ] and if you just let the things that eat the green things [ __ ] they'll eat all the green things there won't be anything green because these [ __ ] are going to eat them for the time their sprouts and so you got to get something that eats them
and that's where the cats come in bro [ __ ] live in there imagine more than 99 of all organisms that have ever lived on earth are extinct as new species evolved to fit ever-changing ecological riches niches excuse me older species fade away but the rate of extinction is far from constant wow 99 so when they talk about like a mass extinction event you know that so many things are going extinct but 99 of everything's ever that's ever existed has been extinct right that seems kind of crazy because we haven't heard of 99 of all that like here's a list of everything that's extinct right well i guess everything when you go back to like dinosaurs and ancient fossils and megalodons and [ __ ] things that we pretty much know are extinct megadon's one i hold out hope for megadon sounds like a megalodon it's a variant here comes mega dong that's the i'm trying to get that megadom variant megadong varian mixture hog grow no a megalodon giant shark right i was just reading something about him yesterday that um they just think they were just these huge ruthless predators just eight whales and [ __ ] eight whales [ __ ] yeah they're huge wow megadons are gigantic there's like a movie the meg it was so dumb and i watched it i watched it i was excited that's how big a megalodon's mouth was so whales aren't bigger than that no their whales are bigger than that but they ate whales see they would just chew on them but whales do that now so i mean sharks do that now with whales when whales die specifically it's wild right do you know what kills whales human race killer whales oh look at the difference in teeth between a regular shark teeth and a megalodon tooth holy [ __ ] just holy [ __ ]
dude that tooth has a butt crack in it that tooth is so big that too looks like a hoof yeah what the hell that's how big their [ __ ] teeth were megadon shark extinction may have been linked to great oh i'm sorry it's all right what did it say to great white great white competition so the great whites out ate them maybe they just ran out of [ __ ] to eat maybe that was one of those things where it's just hey man this is a bad design you guys just take take up too much calories look at the size of the [ __ ] mouth of that thing make that a little smaller so we can see the full scope of it look at that man that's nature's just so fascinating nature's like listen it's too easy to survive in this ocean we've gotta we've gotta figure out a way how many do you think there were thousands millions it was the last one twenty of them did it recently well it had to be more than 20. i think there's a lot of megalodon teeth which probably indicates there's a lot of megalodon because i'm still hiding too right no i don't think so i don't think they believe that that's the next super fake stuff yeah i don't think they believe it i think they think they're they're really sure but you know the ocean's so goddamn big the ocean is so big but that's that's a big animal and that's a big animal with all the people traveling back and forth in boats after all these years you would you think there'd be one legitimate sighting i think they have some legitimate sightings of sharks that are extraordinarily large like i want to say the the biggest one what's the biggest great white shark that one off the coast of massachusetts it's like called big gummies i'll check it wicked big wicked it's pissed wicked ah wow dude god that's so big just a giant eating machine 22 feet
estimated i guess wow the average length of great white shark uh females 15 16 feet male is 11 to 13 feet wow [ __ ] those things dude did you ever watch that jackass thing where the guy got his [ __ ] hand bit no yeah it was like in the middle of filming by a shark they were doing a stunt and he got in the water and it [ __ ] got him oh gee how bad did his hand get [ __ ] up not good he still has his hand but like he had to go through surgeries and like they didn't put it in the movie either no i believe it was in like uh you know like they did promotion for like uh shark week or something like that i think it was on that right oh my god dude [ __ ] that yeah do you [ __ ] that dude shout out poopies poopies man yeah crazy i mean imagine a a biting machine that's filled with a mouthful of knives that's what it is a mouthful of bone knives just and your [ __ ] hand got caught in that don't show me this don't you [ __ ] show me this jamie shut it i'm scared of sharks out there more than any other predator i think because you know how helpless you are in the water like you're so slow you know you can't defend yourself you can't get out of the way yeah water scares me trying to save them here oh dude get this off the air i don't need this in my life jamie you see that thing that was outside of the texas zoo that no one could figure out what it is they're walking you don't think it's anything no it's they would have more pictures of it what that is is a person it's like a person they got a weird blurry picture of them because their camera sucks why is it why is the picture so shitty i would want my money back it's a security camera that was my security camera i'd be like what the [ __ ] i can't even tell what that is true why does all security cameras like look at that literally the shittiest that is yeah it looks kind of like a that or like a werewolf jacket
off that's what it looks like a werewolf finger in his butt while he's jacking off did they just have a single picture do they have video of this i would imagine they have video but they're only showing you a single picture because the video would make it look give it away yeah this is just promotional for zoo it's nonsense son that shit's nonsense it never gained entry whatever it was it never gained entry not yet not yet could still be out there yeah i would like a monster or two to be real right you imagine if they found a real vampire like people just been missing it doesn't he doesn't turn him into vampires he just kills him but he only has to eat like once a week i i'm more to believe that there's zombies out there i think zombies could be a real thing have you ever looked at video of people that are dying from uh rabies that's the closest to like a zombie well i have watched biden talk yeah i think it's the same thing leave that poor guy alone i think um vampires i think there's a scientific analysis that said vampires couldn't exist because the whole human race would be extinct why because the whole human race uh would be necessary to feed them like if one eats one like how long it takes to develop a fully grown adult human being that you're gonna eat so if they suck everybody's blood they just run out of people they have to suck blood every day they'll kill everybody it depends if they need only human blood because they could just live off a cow now you're watching twilight i just rewatched that the other day he was such a good person slash vampire oh that was i rewatched that the other day it does not hold up and it never held up but it held up for girls they'll get damp in the panties watching that fellow you know what's good starship troopers have you seen this touch of troopers i just re-watched that last night it's a
great movie oh that naked scene when they're all just naked taking a shower what the [ __ ] that what's up that's how it should be that was a good movie hell yeah that was a fun movie yep and it held up giant bugs because we've always said that like imagine we were watching the other day uh this praying man just eat a wasp nice it's on my instagram one of those uh i follow a lot of those like uh brutal nature and this uh praying mantis just has a clamp down on this wasp and it's just eating it alive it's like you holden marshall that's what it's like because it's like half a size right right it's like you holding a medium-sized dog and just eating alive that's what this praying mantis is doing and i've always thought we're so lucky they're little the only way humans exist is if praying mantises are tiny little things because if they were big we would be in deep [ __ ] dude look at this thing look at this thing ass first love it yeah but that look at the strength first of all like the wasp is not doing [ __ ] and it doesn't even feel remotely stressed out while just chews in this most alien way like look at its eyes and its antennae i mean that is a bizarre and ruthless creation of nature i don't think we appreciate how [ __ ] fantastic they are because they're so little yeah but look at that thing you know they catch hummingbirds yeah i've seen those videos that's disturbing [ __ ] too that's wild look at that there's such creeps they're such those are aliens those are aliens yeah that's that's starship troopers or whatever the only reason why we can be as big as we are is because they're small but there's no way we would ever make it to this size if they were like big giant things they would have eaten us all we would have never made it we'd still be hiding in the trees where the grasshoppers and [ __ ] praying mantises can't get to us so that was starship troopers giant bugs yep
and i think bullets would bounce right off those [ __ ] things yeah they're shells they would have like armor and [ __ ] bro they go to war with each other that thing oh no oh oh no bad idea you got jack son look at that that's crazy why isn't he not doing anything with his face he's got a [ __ ] barb in his skull dude look what he's doing to his head oh god this is so gross and he starts just eating him no he gets him again oh come on but look at that that lizard just got cocky and thought and he get him again that lizard got cocky look he's eating his eyeballs bro that lizard got cocky and thought he was gonna be able to [ __ ] with a praying mantis let's play that lizard part again because the lizard started it this isn't this lizard is a dick oh look at him he's a dick so get off my [ __ ] branch you open his mouth i'm gonna [ __ ] you up no you're not [ __ ] not today [ __ ] look at the pressure on his head look at the pressure that thing is immensely strong i mean that's really amazing when he's eating the cheek or the lip he's just eating his mouth while it's forced and wedged open by his forearm this armored forearm look how it's doing it and then finally it gets loose he's like what the [ __ ] was that about but he's so dumb he stays yeah he's stupid and he just now he's getting eaten a lot they're amazing man [ __ ] that's an amazing creature of nature because it's not that big so you look at how big a lizard is i think of lizards like dinosaurs like oh my god dinosaurs must have been insane big lizards but a lizard ain't [ __ ] compared to one of these remember how we've shown a bunch of pictures of how cool they get like oh the colors are like clear they look like flowers sometimes yeah they disguise themselves they disguise themselves oh it's one cannibalism yeah look how he's just eating that bug god and i don't think they can be penetrated by like most of the things that they eat you
know they're so durable like i think they're claws like if a wasp tried to sting their claws i'm not sure if it's really getting it got a [ __ ] snake what the [ __ ] man it's got a snake that's what the name of this video is is why snakes are afraid of mantises holy [ __ ] dude look at the size difference that seems crazy that's a big mantis too but i do yeah i have a madness on my back porch but he's a small baby keep feeding them yeah local snakes he eats my toads bro they're amazing it's an amazing mouse holy that's so crazy [ __ ] man it's so crazy that is a monster yeah look at the size of that mouse the mouse like physically must weigh more than the praying mantis we should get a couple shut the [ __ ] up you evil person get a couple of madnesses or mice around feed them [ __ ] yeah that might bro james i think yeah have it right here it doesn't have to be in here we could have it like near i also think you should just put a big bed here and have marshall sit right here the whole podcast no marshall would just run around and get petted by different people that's his general move he can come in though you want him in here i always love seeing that little sweet doggy uh somebody bring marshall in please he'll come in but i just hope he doesn't trip over some wires but generally what he does is he'll go to jaime and get petted and then he'll get you to get petted then he'll go to me he does like a cycle that's so awesome yeah the dog is a love sponge he's the best i want to get more dogs i'm addicted to him marshall hey he's this little guy what's happening pal what are you doing i i love when marshall do you do you run marshall's instagram do you run marshall's instagram i love that page [Laughter] marshall is the best he's the best he's got his own little rug here too do you ever let him go do you ever take him to like dog parks or anything like that well when i lived in california i took them running
in the the trails a lot we did a lot of these hill running um places there's a lot of like really nice trails but i was always worried about rattlesnakes yeah because uh one time remember i had frank remember frank and lucy those dogs i had we were running same trail and i run over this log and as i'm over this log i realize it's a [ __ ] rattlesnake and i'm like holy [ __ ] and those two dogs especially frank was crazy he got bit by rattlesnakes three times while gosh yeah because he would bite them aren't they poisonous too like yes yeah his face swole up it was crazy i had to take him to the vet and they gave him an anti-venom wow it's very expensive too though the anti-venom is very expensive and a lot of people unfortunately can't afford it i don't know if they have dog insurance they have dog insurance they must yes um so anyway um he didn't notice it so he was running ahead of me and so i stopped and i threw a rock and hit the snake and the snake slithered off into the grass but bro he was as thick as my [ __ ] forearm that was a big ass rattlesnake yeah they're out there yeah there's a lot of snakes where i live that's what would freak me out about running with marshall is rattlesnakes because marshall um he's barked at dogs i mean uh barked at uh snakes before and he's um he's he he got a possum once which is very weird it was like this just like and he didn't do anything to it he's like what the [ __ ] is going on like it like stopped fighting it didn't run away like he didn't try to kill it huh he was just like trying to figure out but he wasn't he wasn't listening to me i was like come on man all right he was gone come on inside let's go inside but he was like just fixated i'm like what are you doing over there and then i go and i realize he's got a possum hmm craziness yeah but he's he's a sweetie this is the first uh golden retriever that i've ever had they're like literally the best dogs yeah it's they're all love you know that's one of the dogs all my friends uh growing up my best friends had golden retrievers and i've always wanted a golden retriever except i have golden retriever poop which i'm not i don't like that size of poop you love them so much doesn't matter
right i love all dogs but these dogs um goldens have like a really loving personality all of them they're all very sweet dogs i've never met a bad golden retriever i don't think everybody that comes over my house he's like you're my friend he's got like toys he brings them he has the other thing he does like if he had a toy in here right now he'd like to show you his toy right like retrievers want to bring things to you so they always like they have like these little stuffed animals and they bring them to you i think it is cute though how big he is but yet he still has his little toys yeah oh no he's a sweetie um but all dogs love toys they love things to play with and chew on and stuff my notes it's weird really yeah they they don't understand what toys are is it because they're real super little yeah they are literally that's it yeah their mouths can't do anything marshall's gonna chill over here by daddy nice he's my buddy he watches tv shows do you let him sleep with you no no no he sleeps right outside the door but he um he'll uh he'll sleep and take naps of me watching tv so like if i'm watching fights or something like that he'll cuddle he'll come up and like cuddle right next to me he's the best as long as he's in contact with you he's like he'll just lay there and be at peace like he just wants to like have his body on you and your your arm on him and he just like chills it's a weird dog man he's he's different than any dog i've ever had he's more like a person you've had always had pretty extreme dogs though like warriors stuff like that well except uh johnny cash was the sweetest yeah and he was the biggest or that little dog used to have yeah well johnny cash was the sweetest until he met chickens oh yeah when you have a 140 pound mastiff and he decides that he wants to get at the chickens through the chicken coop i've told the story in the podcast before he got tricked into killing chickens by coyotes the coyote is like a coyote that pretended to be his friend and the coyote was so clever
it literally talked him into knocking over this chicken coop wow cause i had a small chicken coop and then a big one and the big one is where they would be most of the time the coyotes couldn't get in it but the small one would worry take a chicken when she's brooding when chickens brooding they pluck out their own feathers and it's a problem they think they're they think that egg is going to become a chick and it doesn't and the only way to like resolve it is you got to get them in a smaller coop where they have to sit on a rail and stay there for a few days and you see feed them they stay in the small thing for a few days and then whatever that cycle is in their head they get over it during that time this coyote had convinced johnny to go and crush that little chicken coop because johnny was a huge dog and and so he's like this is what you want you want to get in there and because the [ __ ] pool guy had accidentally left the gate open so the mastiff was generally separated from the chickens so he knocks that over and we're all playing games in the uh living room so we're sitting there i forget what like a card game like uno or some [ __ ] and then as we're looking up we see this [ __ ] coyote jump over the back fence like it's non-existent with a chicken in his mouth i see him running in the backyard by the pool and i think one of my daughters spots it first and she's like coyote and we look at like holy [ __ ] he's got a chicken and so we opened the door and that we had like like a six in a six foot wrought iron fence this thing with a chicken in its mouth just bounced to the top of that fence put its paws on the top and bounced off into the hills with that chicken in its mouth wow i was like wow respect just respect for the athleticism the athleticism that a [ __ ] coyote has so they um they got that one and then johnny realized that chickens are a thing that you should try to get so one day the pool guy left the [ __ ] gate open again and johnny it's this pole guy he was a great guy he used to play pool i used to actually play pool with the pool guys that's hilarious but you know
some people make mistakes maybe it wasn't him maybe someone's blaming him i don't [ __ ] know point is johnny got over to the other side and when johnny got over to the other side he decided why don't i just go right through this [ __ ] giant chicken coop and kill everybody and by the time i got there he had killed a bunch of us god i got there i had to pick him up and drag him out he was just running around killing chickens wow they were all just [ __ ] up some couple of them survived which is was horrible because i didn't know what to do and i was like do i put them down do i see if they make it and like one of them had this big gash on their breast from his teeth it was horrible but she lived but i don't remember how many killed but it was quite a few did you eat them all no no i we our relationship with them was different right it's like a pet they were like a pet they gave you eggs and there was like an agreement like i'm not gonna hurt you i'm your friend i'll pick you up i'll pet you i'll make you feel good i'm gonna feed you and you know you never have to worry about getting eaten right it's like they give you eggs like isn't that a good deal like keep them alive they have a real social sort of situation it was a good sized chicken coop it was bigger than the studio or this you know where we're doing the broadcast they had like a lot of room to run around they had like posts to be on and they you know they get all social together and then occasionally i'd let them out in the yard but when i let them out in the yard the coyotes were like timing it so one time i let them out in the yard and we generally would like leave them out there for like an hour or so and then go out and check on them but by the time i got out there coyote had already jumped the fence and it killed one of them and it's just feathers everywhere man it was it was weird that's disturbing i i don't know what i would do but it's a weird feeling that you're being stalked by a predator for your pets or whatever but one time i was uh in the bathroom and uh we heard noises and opened up this window and shined a
light on the top of the chicken coop and there was two coyotes standing on the chicken boot clawing at the chicken booth oh my god chicken coop trying to figure out how to get in yeah they were like you know they're wolves right yeah they're like a little wolf yep little wild little wolves all over los angeles and that's strange yeah well that's was that the first place you ever saw coyote absolutely yeah and i guess they're here uh our neighborhood doesn't have a problem with them but we have a problem with cats uh leopards or something like that or bobcats or something i don't even know what we have a lot of those bobcats yeah they're all over the place which i i found crazy because i've never lived anywhere where it was that much like they'll kill your dog too yeah they killed a dog in my old neighborhood i'm more concerned about because we have a fence and everything but even though they can just jump over but uh we have a lot of uh hawks like big giant hawks blackhawks and stuff like that so probably eagles too yeah i think there's eagles out here yeah if there's not eagles in texas they should [ __ ] import them in eagles there's gotta be [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are y'all eagles yeah they have to have eagles here right i've seen some big ass predatory birds but i'm not good at identifying them right see a lot of vultures yeah a lot of vultures have you seen a alive armadillo yet i i've seen two dead ones but i've not seen an armadillo yet i guess they're all over the place also i think i have i think i have but i can't quite remember because it was not during me living here this time i think i've seen a live armadillo on one of our old texas trips i don't think i've seen one while up here but i have seen um um a ring-tailed cat have you ever seen those i don't know really [ __ ] cool really cool looking this thing was running across the road i was like what is that and the guy was with us like that's a ringtail cat i was like what that's cool look at that thing it doesn't even look like it exists it looks like a little
avatar little fuzzy animal yeah or like something that doesn't belong in north america like some south american animal that's like with the armadillo you see one of those things you're like what is this dinosaur on the side well you know we are so connected to mexico and mexico is so connected to the rest of you know central america south america like there's jaguars that get all the way up into arizona yeah look at that look at that thing is that that's what it is yes isn't that [ __ ] cool that's cool that one's got a collar on that means it captured it that's cute that's what i saw i was like whoa that's real what a cutie what a [ __ ] cutie there's also a fox i have a video i can't [ __ ] find it of a fox that was in my yard making these crazy fox noises and marshall one of the things he does if he finds fox [ __ ] he lays in it he goes and he rubs it around so one day one day he comes in the house and he's just smothered in [ __ ] i mean his whole like wet fox [ __ ] all over the side of his neck and his chest and he just rolled in it i think the fox might have just laid it oh god it's like the fox comes in the yard every now and then and hangs out it's weird like they don't seem to have a problem with dogs like dogs in them it's almost like they get along yeah bunnies are like that too we i have a horrible bunny situation in my house and we have about 20 bunnies that live in my yard and they're just causing hack they go and i had what parked a car my civic out in my uh parking lot for like a couple of days and they've gone they went in there built nests and then chewed all my wires and did like two thousand dollars worth of damage on my car jesus christ twice they've done it and i don't leave some carrots out bro i know that's what happened when i first moved there i was like oh my god these bunnies are great and i used to give them carrots and [ __ ] like that but now they they just come up to me and like sniff my feet and stuff like they're not scared of me or my dogs like they think my dog they would just start running
around my dogs like playing with them and stuff really yeah and it's really weird because there's tons of them there's not just like two there's like probably about 20 that live in my yard oh wow and they're they're baby ones big ones ones that have missing ears and you're like what happened to you probably a hawk yeah yeah i mean that's the only way to keep their population down right unless you have big predators yeah but they do have fat coyotes out here i saw a fat boy you've seen coyotes well i saw whoops sorry buddy i saw a photo of one that someone took on my street and it was fat he was a fat boy and then my friend shea saw a big one she said she saw a fat one too i think they have a lot to eat out here i think they just keep their mouth shut so they don't get shot yeah you notice like there's not a lot of howling out here no there's not a different world bro yeah it's weird i hear more gunshots every night though if you're howling that means someone's going to find you you know they're probably pretty good at it out here yeah coyotes are a weird animal because they're a small predator that roams around urban areas that look like a dog and kind of act like a dog super smart man yeah it's a great book if anybody's interested in coyotes it's called coyote america by dan flores who's a guy who's been on the podcast before and will be again he's got a new book coming out in october he's going to come back on but he uh wrote an amazing book about coyotes about how prevalent they are in this country and how it happened because it all happened because we forced them out of areas when you force them out of areas they expand and they make more coyotes and then they they cover every city in the entire country now every city in the country has coyotes that didn't happen before that was they were they were mostly in the midwest yeah i don't know in right yeah i don't remember ohio ever having them like yeah they're in new york city now that's so weird they're running around in new york city coyotes weird oh it's the strangest and i think it all happened in the last 50 or 60 years
they um you know they they figured out how to kill wolves right way back in the day the ranchers and farmers they they basically just poisoned cattle or poisoned horses and they would leave their body they'd literally stick like strychnine into a vein and pump it into their body and then these horses would eat these wolves would eat the horse or whatever animal they left behind and they would all get poisoned and they kept doing that they successfully did that so many times that they killed off the entire population of wolves in uh that area in north america and you know they couldn't do that to the coyote they were too slick the coyote is like uh i see your [ __ ] game [ __ ] and so when they tried to push the coyotes out if they shoot them then when the coyotes howl at night they're doing like roll call and if one guy's missing the females start making more puppies so female coyotes in stressed in these stressed little packs they'll you know they'll have like extra puppies so like when someone dies they make more kids and then they move and they move to a new area they establish a new territory but that's how you know when people leave their cats out at night and you know fluffy never came home yeah well what the [ __ ] are you doing i hate that there's wolves out there there's literal wolves that patrol your backyard they're just small enough so you don't feel threatened by them that's all it is you see that video the other day of a coyote uh attacking a cat in the cat uh defending itself wild that's crazy cat fought it off yeah that cat's a gangster thank god it wasn't the clog yeah no [ __ ] right yeah yeah declog cats are [ __ ] yeah i'm surprised that's is it legal still i'm surprised that hasn't been canceled it's not declawed you're chopping the last digit of their finger off it's it's a crazy thing you have to do and it's weird growing up we were always like no you have to get it declawed after you need to do this well cats are weird that if you have a male cat you have to get it neutered right you know you have to because they're not going to listen like you get a dog marshall i can keep marshall from having sex it's pretty easy just don't bring them around any hose oh you didn't
chop off his balls no he's got his balls wow so if you but i had this conversation with andrew huberman who uh is um what's his field of expertise he's an expert in he's he he's from stanford and he's like a super genius on uh human performance and physical performance and like what what causes people to recover quicker so he's a professor of uh associate professor in department of neurobiology at stanford um and so he said that when he got his dog um fixed he's like he realized that his dog was just like more lethargic and was having problems getting around and he started giving his dog testosterone like after you got his dog fixed and the dog came back to life again like he was acting better and healthier it's you're you're taking away not just your dog's ability to reproduce but you're taking away your dog's ability to develop testosterone and people say well yeah well then dogs have a higher incident of cancer of prostate cancer if they don't have uh if they don't get castrated which may be true but it's like that's what a dog is supposed to be that's a dog like to save him from prostate cancer i think you should do is make sure your dog doesn't breed and make puppies with a be a responsible dog owner but it doesn't mean if you're going to have your dog around other male dogs and it's an aggressive dog yeah that's probably not good either that's those are problems but for a dog like marshall like he doesn't have to get fixed stop i definitely want to be a responsible dog owner and i definitely don't want him having puppies that someone's not going to want or take care of that's the problem but i just think it's weird that we do that to to animals but you have to do it to cats was my point you have to yeah if you don't they piss all over your house like every male cat that anybody has has been castrated which is kind of [ __ ] kind of [ __ ] you know it's kind of a weird thing like we can keep this pet we gotta chop his nuts off 100 of the time like you can have a dog like marshall like you see
he's five years old he has his balls he's the sweetest dog in the world like there's no issues with aggression at all doesn't exist but he's got a lot of energy exercise a lot we do a lot of stuff he's plenty of energy my other dog that i had had that i had him fixed like later in his life i had him fixed when he was like five he got immediately lethargic immediately he was tired all the time he just wanted to lay down and it was sad it made me sad i was like what have i done this was like um 20 years ago i guess it was like what about 15 years ago i was like what have i done what have i done like he was healthier before this yeah i mean my male shits we got it later i think he was six or seven he got uh castrated late in his life and he just sleeps all day he's a cat now he did it change after you got him yeah yeah 100 and this is not us giving advice like about you know what you should and shouldn't do but i'm just saying that there's certain animals like it is weird to have a male cat because you have to fix him you have to cut his balls off if you let a male cat wander around your house first of all that's the most irresponsible thing because they're gonna [ __ ] everybody they're gonna [ __ ] every cat that's in heat anywhere in the remote area and there's a lot of bad cat owners and they let those dirty female cats outside and they [ __ ] up a storm and come back and they're knocked up but that's a wild life you know imagine being a cat like a male cat with your own balls in the in the city hell yeah just wandering around banging making babies everywhere with your [ __ ] up rats with your hooked penis ripping all that that's what's gross right yeah that's what's gross but i've met dogs that are fixed and they're super happy dogs and they got a lot of energy it's just uh from hubermann's perspective i think it's the age i think like you know i don't know i mean you're not going to produce testosterone anymore
it's um look i know it gives you energy i know it helps you recover better i know it does if you don't have that anymore i just would imagine that you would feel more sluggish that's what happens to guys when they get low t i feel like i have a low t right now i need to get it checked out i checked it like four years ago and i was on the low side of average yeah so i was like well i'm not going to go crazy on this time to start juicing songs yeah i don't want to do the shots though is there any way to not do the shots that just seems yeah they have um they had a spray for a while oh that's way better they have gummies like a drop it was like there was testosterone drops they did have gummies because um that's what like those baseball players got busted using to take testosterone gummies really yeah imagine if you like gained weight because you got on testosterone because you're just eating gummies all day but you got jack framework the cream the cream yeah the duh it does but the problem with that stuff is there's a secondary contamination like you your skin gets in contact with your wife's skin she grows a mustache oh god like i'm not kidding this is this what's going on with this uh kid there was a kid and uh his father was using testosterone cream and from his contact with it the kids started going through puberty at two he started exhibiting signs of puberty what but also i think they said it's hog grew so guaranteed people are going to start rubbing that stuff on their kids now after that story pull that story up because it's it's really kind of crazy like they realize that this guy is getting this testosterone cream all over his little kid yeah because it doesn't just completely go into your skin you don't wash it off like right you rub it on there was a science version of it but this is easier to read okay a two-year-old showed signs of puberty after he was exposed to his dad's testosterone gel he developed pubic hair and his height was off the charts
wow he's going to be the greatest athlete of all time imagine if they found out look at that barnaby brownswell [ __ ] goddamn pop-ups barnaby brown cell developed a sizable in quotes penis and pubic hair at the age of two the kid has a hog on them now hold that kid back one year so that he's the greatest athlete of all time hold him back one year look on one occasion she said a stranger remarked that he looked like a little man she said some people called him a viking or samson because of his muscular build but it was only after brown cells saw pubic hair around barnaby's sizable penis that she got seriously worried i knew it wasn't normal the 43 year old mom told insider noting that her toddler resembled a four or five-year-old boy he'd have massive sustained directions and his height and weight were off the charts massive sustained directions is the new name of my special cell of brighton england added he weighed 26 pounds at the age of one it put on over two pounds every month between the ages of 12 and 18 months it wasn't fat just muscle what the heck oh my god tony dr tony hulse hulsey hulse uh a pediatric endocrinologist christ endocrinologist at everlina london children's hospital in the uk was somewhat baffled when brown cell consulted him in march wow oh my god barnaby had as much testosterone in his system as an adult male the guy was going hard father must have been just slathering that's the problem when you give people testosterone gel they're like i want you to use one ounce right like what happens if he's 18 ounces yeah was this kid were like raging though was he this guy was probably raging just smothering himself in this thing let me hug the boy it's like you kind of want to ask like what's that mean like how many inches you don't want to ask you're not allowed to ask right you can't be curious about that i mean when you but they put it in our head sizable massive sustained directions that's really what it said right yep
it said massive right twice imagine imagine your two-year-old with just a [ __ ] red bull can jealous of your kid yeah jesus just uh like a child's arm imagine a baby having that now that they know though this is the problem man they put that [ __ ] article out and we just talked about it and now that people know that there's gonna be people out there that do that to their kids also like so what if the kid was just i mean granted they probably did test and figure it was uh testosterone related but what if you just grew grew faster than normal kids no dude that's silly you're being a contrarian look at this inside stopping an aquarium stop being an aquarius insider reached out to bezens the european pharmacy company that manufactures the gel for comment and is awaiting a response meanwhile brownstill said that barnaby's in quotes avoidable condition has taken its toll the toxin has effectively distorted his appearance she said we'll never know what he was supposed to look like at the age of two oh wow what does he look like does he look like a little man i don't know how old the picture is that's him one year says he's maybe two there but it's like the size of his dad the size of a child at least two years older than him that he's muscular and the size of a child two years older than him let me see like zoom in on his face oh there's another picture uh oh yeah back there back there they just had no no they just you just passed one that's it yeah wow that's a two-year-old he's got the the cheeks like he's on testosterone right like it's like the kid looks jacked yeah peter brownsell applied testosterone gel to his skin every day not knowing that the substance was being transferred to his son that must make him feel [ __ ] terrible wow that picture looks like the kid's raging right now look at how they phrase this yeah what the [ __ ] you took bishop she said they were shocked to learn that the generous amount of topical gel that he applied every day may have
caused barnaby's issue the generous amount of topical gel he might be one of those crazy dudes he might have been one of those crazy dudes that just like couldn't get enough right [ __ ] raging rubbing it on his belly and that's prescription stuff right you would have to get it prescribed marshall's like what the [ __ ] are you doing trying to take a nap um i think yeah it's prescription stuff yeah but i don't know you know who knows who the doctor is who knows what the compounding pharmacy is who knows what the laws are in the state where he lives in or the place where he lives in yeah i don't know how well regulated it is because like if they tell you you're only supposed to take x but you're like well i'm going to tell you why that's generally what guys would do right it's like my old joke about big dick pills right that the 30 seconds before the first guy dies of an overdose like there's no one's gonna take one but i wonder now if people are going to start doing this to their kids i hope not because there has to be negatives about it also well it might counteract the plastics maybe that's the move and the pharmaceutical companies all win we counteract the plastics by applying testosterone gel to babies stupid so [ __ ] crazy that that would even be a thought but you know what it's this is what's really dumb me just having said that you know there's going to be a lot of people like that's actually not a bad deal yeah let's try it that's not a bad idea if you really think about it if we are losing a 50 percent size count in in uh test in sperm counts it's like sperm counts have dropped testosterone levels are dropped taints are shrinking penises are shrinking balls are shrinking what do we do lather them up but test let's take a little billy like imagine if you had a twin and uh there was two twins right both boys look exactly the same one of them you just lather them up every day with tests and he just towers over the other one like the hulk like an ogre just
keeps growing giant hog hairy built like a like a russian wrestler everyone's going to want to do that there's so many people that are going to want to do that so many people that want their kid to be in the nfl like i know how to get them in now i know hold them back get some tea cream do you know yeah do you know they're probably doing that in china why wouldn't they do that if they know that now if they know that now from this case if i know about it it's in the it's on the internet i mean i saw it tweeted 100 so that's looking this up there's a story this is the first thing i clicked on it's from 2008 this talks about i think it says it's this i don't imagine that's being seven and a half but i don't know what seven yeah is so it says uh very similar thing uh they had they found like the pubic hair distribution was that of and probably an older kid yeah it wasn't that abnormal the testosterone was very high though when tested um yeah from their child's father again i think it's the same thing look what it says here it says the findings were normal for his laboratory evaluation findings were normal for age except for the testosterone concentration which was comparable to a late purpose and adult male levels of 371 nanograms per deciliter brain magnetic resonance imagery and testicular ultrasonography were normal skeletal age was advanced at 4 and 6 12 years okay at a 6 out of 12. oh that's what it is four and a half i guess yeah yeah yeah so it's four and a half uh repeated this is just a um scientific paper repeated laboratory evaluation after the child's father ceased testosterone use revealed a normal testosterone combination of 10 nanograms per deciliter thus this boy's sexual precussity precocity was attributed to inadvertent exogenous androgen exposure so that means the the cream caused his uh yeah his testosterone spike so his body acted as if it was 13.
wow people going to do that and every single girlfriend and wife that dated these guys probably also have all this testost to toss them yeah probably horny as [ __ ] they're probably horny like two limbs all day ready to go when did when when do you think was the first time a woman decided to shave her legs see because that's an interesting move right like once one lady shaved her legs all the other girls are probably like oh this [ __ ] now i gotta shave my [ __ ] legs too look at her with her [ __ ] hairless legs like when do you think that happened take a guess whenever the razor was probably first invented the the shaving razor but it was at first it was a straight edge yeah not then it was whenever they they made the actual i would say 1935 1935. i want to say it was earlier earlier yeah i would say earlier other than later i want to say it was in the 1800s legs red band is correct oh what was the actual age around the 1920s wow so all those times in the old west everyone had hairy ass legs it says the beauty industry caused it oh and the roaring 20s hemlines rise and the hair removal industry targets legs wow so what did they do then so this is 1927 okay so women shaving their legs in 1927 they were on broadway so they were slightly atypical for the time so that was unusual stop moving i'm reading so that was unusual for the time they're saying these ladies were on broadway so it says but during the 20s knee-high skirts made legs more visible and depilatory companies wasted no time claiming their products enabled a woman to bathe stocking lists without self-consciousness bathed stockingless so they would bathe with stockings oh what so that was that's how they would cover their hair hope's analysis showed that a relatively small percentage of ads focused on leg removal leg hair removal what in harper's bizarre for example 66 percent of the ads mentioned it but only
10 percent made it their sole focus 66 of the ads mentioned leg hair removal wow what the [ __ ] man i guess once you see it once though you're like oh finally these ladies stop stop stop go back up please right there um briefly it seemed like depilators might just be a passing fad from 1924 to 1926 ads for them disappeared from the sears catalog and mccall's and most the ads were seasonal running from around april to september timing that suggested women mostly relegated hair removal to summer when their underarms and legs were exposed that didn't last so the 50s in the 1950s bare legs become the norm so this is an ad from the 50s scroll down a little bit look at that give thanks for a hair remover that's kind to your nose and nerves oh so they were just using poison oh my gosh and just killing the hair yes it is whisk what is that whisk you here what it's a lot like nair so yeah it's like whisk is the name of the product whisk you here hundreds of fastidious women talking about whisk doesn't smell doesn't hurt or pull it looks for all the world like your favorite cleansing cream breathes a faintly a clean pleasant fragrance yet almost without effort it removes unwanted arm and leg hair at the skin surface and unlike your razor whisk causes no porcupine after growth discover whisk today okay now look up dangers of hair removal cream i could tell you i used to do it on my back when i was single because i didn't want you know you hook up with a girl because of my back hair and i didn't have a way to like reach it right so i'd just pour a bunch of nair on a trash bag and just like roll around on it and would get my crack my butt crack and stuff it was horrible dude i don't recognize zero how does it get it off you what is it what is it doing to the hair i don't know because i would have to do that and then i would have to like put a towel down and like pretty much scrape my back on the towel and it just peeled the hair off so whatever it does it's like some kind of peely thing here it says the chemicals in
depilatory is that the right way to say it that's what you said in the last depilatory you have to keep going the chemicals depilatory creams are active formulas meant to dissolve the hair shaft even using such creams on a normal on a non-sensitive areas has risks burns irritation allergies the skin around private parts and on the face is very sensitive and vulnerable to such products wow so i've seen people that have used it on their face and [ __ ] their face up yeah that's dangerous yeah didn't brody remember when brody got laser hair removal and they scarred his face yeah yeah yeah he uh was so sad about that scar he's like can you see my scar you know that's why he had bumped about beards all the time yeah he uh god damn it that sucked yeah i know why'd you that bumped me out it sucks too because i i have a lot of friends that have made me uh brody paintings and stuff and so i put them have them all over my house the other day i was like this can't be good for me because i'm constantly seeing brody every single day you know well you just can like get it out of your head that he's dead and just remember with with a good memory the the memory of him alive was you know so much fun i do miss him though man yeah i miss it too sucks i just i can't imagine the kind of pain that a guy like him was in that he wanted to do that and we knew that he would you know he'd go off his meds and he'd be real sad and he'd be angry and [ __ ] up and it's a bummer man yeah it's a bummer i've known so many people that have taken their own life a lot of comedians just janice was talking about this the other day my girlfriend like just knowing you brian i've known more people die than i've ever had in my whole entire life just from knowing you know you six years and it's true we so many comedians are suffering
well it's a difficult thing psychologically for you you know to constantly have to get up there and perform for people and hope you don't bomb and you know and deal with it when you do and try to write new material and you're on one day and you're off the next you don't know why and then you're back and then you're better and you learn from it you keep going but it's a stressful thing yeah it's constant torture almost yeah some people don't like that stress it's different for some people like some guys like chappelle just seem to skate through it with ease it's one of the reasons why he's so good is his process is so seamless like he just comes up with things that mean something to him that he wants to talk about and he just starts developing bits and he developed something he just does a [ __ ] ton of sets all over the place and he turns over an hour quicker than anybody i've ever seen he that's what uh donnell and i were talking about it one day like who turns over an hour quicker than chappelle like nobody like he's like immediately has a new hour it's pretty amazing and then it just keeps getting better and better and better until he's ready to film you know and he but he's like super commando dedicated constantly on the road constantly doing that but for him that's his way of life that's his love and it works but some people just they can't do it they just it's just too much after a while it's too much you know and then it's also like interacting with so many people like sometimes that's overwhelming to people they don't know how to handle that you know it's weird it's weird and so some people just they just [ __ ] want to check out and then there's also guys that get mad that they don't think that they got what they deserved they don't think they achieved they look at other people that achieve more than them they get upset which is unfortunate that was richard jenny right before he killed himself like his thing was that he always wanted to be um like a jim carrey
he wanted to be that guy that was in these movies and killing it and he had a tv show for a while called platypus man oh yeah but uh the thing about jenny was his stand up his stand-up was [ __ ] sensational like anybody can not anybody i'm not saying anybody could be a comedic actor but what i'm saying is every comedic actor can't do stand-up and jenny could do comedic act i'm not saying that he can't do stand-up i'm just saying most of them don't have the kind of chops that jenny had i mean i think a lot of very funny people could be good at stand up just to be clear they just need to go through the the proper steps it's a long ass road but jenny had already gone through that road and he was doing like comedy movies but i'm like hey man other people could do comedy what was like one of the best comics alive right and he was bummed out it it bothered him apparently he didn't get the recognition he deserved while he was alive but that guy was a [ __ ] stone cold killer his he was like he i learned from him how to make a bit comprehensive like you completely cover the subject like cover all the areas of the subject because one of the funniest things about him what he would have like kill or beat after killer beat about something and then he would find a new way to look at it and he'd come in it from another direction and he would have these bits like five seven minutes long on this one subject you're like holy [ __ ] is this good just the writing was so clean it's like so crisp do you do you ever take a bit and just try to do it backwards i do that a lot where i'll try to start off at the end of the joke and work my way up the other way you definitely can yeah sometimes that's the best way to handle a subject yeah because you find new little routes that you never would have thought the other way or at least it's something i do once in a while and it never it works maybe half the time you know but i still i find it fun it's almost like a i don't know yeah i know what you're saying i think um experimentation like yeah some of them fail but some of them it's way better way to do the joke you never know yeah
you never really know that's the crazy thing about comedy people like why did you say that i'm like i don't know what i said i was trying swinging swinging trying to make something funny it might not be you know and you have like these split second moments we have to decide whether or not you should try out this bit or try out this like you have a thought in your head and sometimes it just doesn't work sometimes right when you say you're like no i'm going here i'm doing this no and then you're stuck then you're stuck like what have i committed to i got off it's basically like falling down when you're riding a dirt bike like get back up keep going don't commit to being the thing that falls down right you know but it's it's uh the pain of a bomb is just so rough for people you know it's such a rough feeling that they just don't know if they can keep doing it you know it gets to a point where some people like i can't i just can't do this anymore yes but usually that the feeling of the bomb if not the next time the time after that you have that really good set you're like god i feel i feel that better now you know because you realize like probably you were a little sloppy that night or maybe you were off or maybe your energy was off maybe you're tired that's a that's a problem yeah that's why it's like i think it's kind of important to be a little nervous for every set really do like some people want to be calm i don't think i should be that calm i think a little nerves are good for you once you know you're alive you're taking a risk you know doing live stand-up it's a risk you know luckily texas is like the nicest best audiences in the world probably you know like they're so funny la's like oh these are all managers and you know and people in the business like they they don't laugh at [ __ ] it's true right like why was the ice house always so good because it was like regular people it was regular pasadena people regular folks 100 they weren't industry people there were so many there were so many industry adjacent people that i didn't
know about until later like you already become friends with them and you realize that they wanted to be an actor but it didn't work out and now they're selling insurance or whatever and there's like a lot of those around too so they're like really interested in the industry so even if they bailed like oh i was a commercial actor but it was just too much i wasn't making enough money and i decided to invest in my education and now i'm doing this it's still it's like they wanted that that's what they wanted so there's a lot of those people not there's anything wrong with wanting that what i'm saying is when you get a lot of people that want that that are just the number one thing is this is what i want to do i want to act in great films and i want to be a great artist but also i got to get famous to be able to do that so how do i get famous and so it's like a race to popularity try to figure out how to get popular to move yourself in a position that you could be considered to be doing these things like the rock right he's the ultimate example of that right and so there's so many of those folks there that have that thought so there's so many people that are seeking attention it's like an imbalance like you always want to have one of those guys like my friend dave that i was telling you about he was the guy that was the center of attention he was the guy we would go somewhere and he would always be cracking people up he was making everybody laugh that was his but if you can't you can have hundreds of those stacked on top of each other and they don't get to fulfill their dreams and they get stuck as a waiter and then you know maybe they had a [ __ ] you know motorcycle accident whatever and then that's your audience you get a lot of that you get a lot of people that are on their way up and think they should be up there not you you only get a lot of that but it's also like a good proving ground because it's a difficult spot if you if you murder like at the store like that's a you must have some solid [ __ ] you know if you could take people out of whatever it is that occupies their their
life and their attention that they're obsessing about and a lot of people in hollywood it's you know whatever they're trying to do whether they're trying to be a an actor or a musician or a screenwriter or whatever the [ __ ] it is they're they like they're so obsessed with that it's probably hard to get them out of their own head so if you can kill in front of those people that's a good sign so that's a good part about living in la is that it's like a strength training absolutely for other places but they're like when we would go to columbus that's a great example when we would go to columbus the crowds were always so good they were so fun that funny bone yeah [ __ ] that place was amazing my home club that's a [ __ ] amazing club i mean we'd be like god the audiences are so good here it's just because you were used to that you know yeah that sort of vibe yeah it's like texas like for the most part people come out here to have fun drinks you know texas people love to party you know and yes they do love to party it's pretty crazy they're wild folks um it's just a fun place yeah and it's not connected to the industry that's the thing it's like but i think with you look at that number of four million podcasts whoa like maybe it is like maybe the industry now is podcasts right maybe that's a big part of the industry and maybe the industry almost like becomes something that everybody does everybody has a podcast or or they're streaming videos like everyone has a youtube circle back on that i had info okay here it is cumulative podcasts listed on itunes june of 2007 to june of 2015. so active podcast so in 2000 when does it start 2007 yeah so that's when this church starts yeah yeah okay so when we come in 2007 we're coming in 2009 nine we're in the middle there right there between nine and ten [Music] so that's like right in the center so that gets us up to ten thousand maybe well yeah there's like active and non-action yeah right there's a description of what that means
it's closing in on 50 000 though can i just go back to that little chart between where we start it's like at the high end it's getting close to 50 000 so it's probably like 40 000. but that's even though so what an active podcast was was a podcast putting up two episodes a month boy we were off i would have never thought that i was going to say a thousand it's almost 50 000. oh [ __ ] yeah so we were by we were og's only you know in the roughest sense of the word right yeah like there was a lot of people already doing it i think also the that if from what i remember about podcasts at the very beginning was that a lot of them were tech based podcasts and because only people that listened to the podcast were people that were nerds and techie and stuff like that it wasn't mass when's the true crime genre also twilight came out you know what they had to go with tech because it was really hard to get them on to your device to listen to and then also the length couldn't be they couldn't be more than an hour it would take up so much space you have to delete songs yeah so i think we'll do that i think there was a lot of techy podcasts back then but they were not even really podcasts they were just kind of like wave files of people talking yeah yeah what do you think um is the future do you think it's going to be that ar [ __ ] that you or the vr show you like to do yeah well i already see just by numbers alone that people are more watching youtube videos and watching it on youtube instead of audio uh based uh thing it's like drastic in the last couple years and i think it's just because everyone's phones have the speed now and the quality and stuff and it's just easier to watch on video i do think though the future is probably going to start when apple releases their ar vr headset which will probably be next year and that's gonna be like the podcast or the the ipod when when that came out and people are gonna be communicating so much using that and that's gonna be a weird dude so yeah it's i think i think vr kind of ar vr is probably going to be the next
podcast and you know that's what i've been trying to do for a while just you know to get my feet in the ground and stuff like that and i could already tell it's just it's so much better yeah you're way ahead of the curve you're way ahead of the curve you're already doing these things where you meet up with people and you're like a fake diner yeah yeah and half the people work at vulcan like it's cool and it's uh i'm fascinated by it because i think this is step one on the way to the matrix yeah i really do yeah i mean this is ready player one we're going there we're 100 going there they're going to get way better at it they're going to get better and they're going to get better quick and it's going to happen before you know it it's going to be so tempting it's going to be so hard to pick mushrooms it's going to be so hard to go out there and [ __ ] let's go fly fishing we didn't catch [ __ ] i could have been an avatar yeah i could have been riding around on dragons all day and i'm hanging out with you [ __ ] i might get eaten by a bear right you know what the [ __ ] are we doing out here man let's go home and lock in and everyone's going to lock in because it's going to be so much better than regular life and i'm scared of that brian and there's drugs like you know like this thing we play we have this place that we go to and you can take the vr version of dmt and it starts off you start seeing trails and you start having the buddha come out of this ground with all these and you're literally doing fake drugs in a fake world with you know it's so weird because your brain doesn't know the difference your brain's thinking you're tripping balls right now like it's telling your brain you're tripping and hallucinating you know mckenna actually prophesies this he said that he thinks they'll be able to recreate the dmt realm and that in doing so with virtual reality you will be able to experience the drug without having to take the drug that you'll have the exact same experience he he but he was like you know he was a guy that would make these wild wild predictions about the future you know and i think he just liked to get
really really high and he was super duper smart and he would talk about stuff and some of it wasn't like totally on the money but it was always interesting always interesting and that was one of his big ones that you could they would be able to recreate dmt to the point where you could see it in like a vr type setup and you would actually have the trip but he also thought that he was a guy that was like really interested in the december 21st 2012 date remember i used to have that license plate december 21st 2000 yeah because that was the the year that they thought that the world was going to end because the mayans were going to have that what is this this is a game called ayahuasca yeah yeah oh we've kind of played this before right i don't know i think we did yeah we did it was really cool yeah it's amazing snakes are rolling around you're tripping balls yeah i wonder i mean this is probably pretty crude right i mean pretty amazing but crude in comparison to not being able to distinguish whether or not you're there or not that's when it's going to get good enough to you you might actually start tripping that was mckenna thought but the the thing he thought was going to happen on december 21 2012 he thought it might be the invention of a time machine that's right yeah that was his uh that was his most interesting idea and he's probably right it probably happened we just don't know about it that's why that's about the time that the world started to end right well when did that vr stuff come out i was not that's pretty close to then right oh yeah oculus dev kit i have it it's kind of around then yeah about that exact date well vr had been around for a long time i know but it just had never gotten to the like sophisticated home use like stage that everybody thought it was going to like technology had to catch up with the idea like the idea was amazing but technology couldn't implement it quick enough you know like what are the years it was like the first virtual reality
movies because there was movies or something like that remember that yeah no he got super duper smart right didn't he get like downloaded into a computer or some [ __ ] like that there was a stephen king book i believe that was the guy yeah stephen king is the [ __ ] he's the [ __ ] who has created even though he's crazy on twitter who has created more i'll give him a free pass to talk crazy on twitter for the rest of his life that guy made some of the greatest books ever for horror enthusiasts has he ever been on here no oh god probably just all about trump he's like very very political i just rewatched misery the other day i love him no i don't care i'm teasing i'm just playing because he's just like super politically active but he seems like a great guy and his [ __ ] work is magnificent you go back to the shining god damn that's a good book there's a lawsuit about the movie i didn't oh no the film originally titled lawn mower man stephen king's lawnmower man differed so much from the source material that king sued the filmmakers in 1992 to remove his name from the title king stated that in court document is that the film bore no meaningful resemblance to his story he [ __ ] a lot though about the movies like he hated a lot of well like maximum overdrive didn't he well he didn't like the shining the shining that's right this is the problem shiny he made his own shining with the dude from wings remember that dude from wings i was super pumped to see him next i met him like i know that dude that's cool i met him at nbc party wings dude but uh he uh he didn't like that jack nicholson appeared to be crazy already you know right like he wanted the house to like slowly take over and this this like in his book it's a really gradual transformation and it's [ __ ] creepy his book is amazing it's amazing and that thought those were the days when he was getting [ __ ] up like he had these [ __ ] up ideas coincidentally while he was getting [ __ ] up he was doing bags of coke and
drinking cases of beer he doesn't even remember writing cujo i think it was yeah yeah i mean i don't want to tell him to keep doing that but do it do it no no no i think he did it he did his time he's his time let him write books on the natch now but god damn when that guy was lit when that guy was lit he made some of the craziest books ever yeah i would love to have have him just get really into like dmt and like mushrooms and write a book dude pet cemetery scared the [ __ ] out of me when i was a kid when i would uh take the t to taekwondo i would read books that's what i was i was always reading stephen king books that was always what i was reading and i remember reading that just being freaked the [ __ ] out that was such a good book all but carrie carrie was amazing awesome [ __ ] the movie was cool but god damn new one's not oh i haven't seen it oh god i haven't seen it what is it horrible why did they redo it i don't know it's one of those movies that i watched it maybe a month ago watched it and i was so upset that i then turned around and watched the original one right after it and the original one holds up everything's so perfect about it that it didn't need to be remade and then this one's just kind of like why do you think they do that i don't know they redid fire starter too yeah i never saw that yeah what was it it was fire started right that they redid fire start with the one no what was the one where the girl can like start fires for their eyes drew barrymore right right yeah that's the stephen king one right yeah isn't that yeah i think so that was wasn't that stupid coming out this year but they did redo it right like barrymore did it back in the day carrie might be the best movie carries that ever like came out of a stephen king book that might be the best movie yeah it's just she feels so bad for her you feel so bad you're happy when she starts wrecking [ __ ] yeah and the mom but that like represents in people like the same thing as the hulk like this thing where you can you deserve it you [ __ ] like when they would [ __ ] with bruce banner yeah and he'd be like you're making a terrible mistake and they would laugh at him
look how cute she was really cute lighting [ __ ] on fire with her [ __ ] mind yeah there's the difference so this the new girl who's that girl who's the new girl so when did they do the new one just now this this year oh is that another one what's the one on the left there is that the new one yes oh that's the new one interesting what what reviews did it get or hasn't come out yet uh i don't that i don't but it is interesting they want to like read how many spidermans have they done like the origin story over and over and over again they have the same story with different guys i know i like the new guy they're not really the same story though they're kind of settle down nerd no i'm just saying hey i mean i i didn't even get into that there was like the original spider-man there's amazing spider-man what is your favorite there's different versions of them i know my answer and yeah i know my answer my answers enter the spider verse yeah black animated spiderman black spiderman's the best spiderman smiles morales yep is that what it is that work is amazing the film is amazing the new one's coming out but you know what's dope about it is it's like it's realistic enough you know it's like really intricate animation but you can do things with animation you can't do with people right and it is a goddamn comic book movie ultimately like i wonder if they could do that with the avengers and it would be better probably i don't well i don't know that's a fine line because the fact that spider pig in that movie worked so well and it was like how the i thought i was going to hate that movie so much when i heard about there was a pig spiderman i was like this is going to be the dumbest movie in the world no it wasn't it was good so good it was creative but it was also it's like you i made me realize you can do things with cartoons you can't do with real people like south park yeah impossible to do that show the greatest comedy show in the history of human race right right agreed everybody agrees you can't do with regular people you can
never have that show yeah you have to have that show with animation and the genius of them and what they've created is you can get away with the most offensive [ __ ] with terrible animation like real blocky like when uh that dude the teacher sticks paris hilton up his ass oh yeah remember that remember that yes deadpool's gotten close deadpool is pretty good i like deadpool how has deadpool gotten close is a lot of cgi it's a lot of real like jokes yeah jokes silly jokes referencing each other yeah yeah no it's definitely funny but what i'm saying is like that with um animation you could do stuff right that you can't do yeah that's something at the end of the day these are all cgi too they just they're mixing in some other right like spider-man cgi clearly like no human being can move that way but the thing is like everything else is real like when you it's almost like suspension of disbelief is more fun if it's all just a complete animation like i used to love animated films when i was a kid and they weren't that good but there was something cool about a whole movie that was animated like did you ever see wizards i saw i've seen almost every cartoon movie yeah wizards was amazing i saw wizards and i had a wizard's poster in my room like god i wish i [ __ ] still had that oh you could still get it yeah yeah i know because i uh uh it's the one where he's like sitting on top of the back of the thing yeah you could buy that poster that one right there oh okay jamie please get on that yeah they got that get us a big one buy right here oh good amazon oh jesus that's amazing do you think we could get a giant metal one of the red one absolutely okay that red image that you just showed before that the one that one yeah make that a little larger what if we got a giant metal print of that studio [ __ ] yeah right that was i was a little kid my step-dad took me to see that i was probably like eight or nine i like on the back of his saddle that says peace what yeah it's a wild ass movie man it's great it's a wild ass movie and it was like what year was it 77 yeah so i was 10 i guess wow
wow but play some of that yeah so it was a cool like apocalyptic movie and it was about these i don't want a spoiler alert it's only 50 years old but these these brothers 20th century fox presents wizards there's like a good brother and a bad brother born in the mind of ralph bakshi the master of animated magic look how cool this looks yeah it's rotoscoping right there [Music] i mean it's it's a window in time you know the story of two brothers avatar and blackboard powerful wizards immortal enemies from the day they were born avatar the good who rules the people so the good guys like a cartoon dude with wisdom science and technology were outlawed millions of years ago and magic but it's like an animated movie for adults attention behold he discovers the ancient secrets of propaganda i forgot about the hitler yeah [Music] war so you got to realize this is probably near the end of the vietnam war yeah people are on accident when did the vietnam war end jimmy don't answer this the loyal elf look at this remember felix is the cat yes i do you know remember our crumb oh yeah we brought up our crumb the other day in the podcast like that guy had some wild [ __ ] april 30th 1975. 75. [Music] so this is two years after the end of the vietnam war this is an anti-war cartoon for adults and it is more fantastic i need to re-watch this it's been a while [ __ ] this looks amazing and more powerful you just gotta realize something you just look amazing it looks [ __ ] stupid it looks amazing because we're looking into a window in time you're looking
into 1977 it's amazing because you're looking into there's there's never been like animated movies like that before not like that like when when did animated movies like the disney movies those were all like really cool and everything but they were you know they were these are mainstream sort of princesses and witches and were they though i mean snow white was definitely not for adults i don't know about that man i think back then they were probably for everybody because the the money would be in everybody like when you think about i haven't seen a disney movie like the old school snow white and the seven dwarves i haven't seen that forever oh you got it you fox in the hound is a good one he's i'm a hound dog if you think about those things man those are also like a weird window in time you know it's really strange if you go to the uh disneyland in uh california they have a theater where you can watch the oldest mickey mouses right watch the first old ones yeah i saw that it was cool but it's just a weird window into people back then the old popeyes you ever watched those of course dude they're the rapiest cartoon that's ever existed blue doe was always just trying to grab olive oil literally trying to steal her yeah and pop i always had to fight like that's probably like a window into like what kind of people were alive back then right mm-hmm have you seen you've seen the robin williams one right that was amazing let's just rewatch that that's a good one amazing yeah that was good wow but it's like those early ones the early ones were really disturbing like brutus should be killed yeah he was kidnapping a woman over and over over and over again he's a kidnapper he should be jailed and still i'll pop it stay away from me gale he beat his ass every week but i mean after a while i had to get tired no law enforcement oh no police right did they ever get in trouble for
anything did they have a cop character i think they probably did see if you find like a really old popeye cartoon old popeye because back then who was that for was that for little kids to see that brutus is trying to steal like literally sex traffic yeah you wouldn't think that would be marketed towards kids would you what does he do in the olive oil why is she screaming how come no one's helping he's dragging her away he's a giant dude i mean i like you as a kid though so pride the bride and gloom 54 1954 look at this they're sitting really apart from each other holding hands on the couch it's getting late popeye you have to go and popeye's in love with their hearts are flying off of them they're in love look at this look at all the heart stuff pop i accidentally put on her hat he gave her a kiss on her lips look at that he just came he just nutted full on right look at him he's floating down there yep that's how you feel right after your nut sweetheart oh no and he floats over to a cop oh god he kisses the cop on the cheek cop doesn't do [ __ ] he literally just sexually harassed that cop you were allowed to do that back then yeah he nowadays you'd get shot like look the cop he got red in the face he came do you think he liked it i think he was embarrassed i think he came yeah i just found out yeah now he knows he's gay so there's like oh my god the photograph of popeye is there while she's undressing and so she had to turn the photograph around and she's wearing a full-on dress yeah she sleeps and she's dreaming she's dreaming of marrying popeye he's about to get something that's sweet i do that's sweet do you take this woman oh i might have picked one without pluto what no pluto [Music] why is he gonna pull out the spinach what happened he's gonna [ __ ] people up here he goes oh he had to he had to eat his spinach
to be able to say i do oh my god that's a herculean effort that's ridiculous if i win them old black and white ones it's 1933. oh yeah wow 20 years earlier holy [ __ ] yeah wasn't it the other one was 54. wow dude holy [ __ ] that's crazy yeah this is barely even animated oh my god [Music] wow this is a good popeye this is the real popeye 1933. he's on top of one of those whales so do you think they made these for kids or did they make these for adults i don't know man i guess they would made it these had to be made for kids because when i was a kid where'd they show them uh they probably showed them at the movie theater so like i heard uh a lot of people got mad when i was looking up the thriller stuff that got showed before fantasia 1983. before a movie yeah is that before it was on mtv around the same time it was just like yeah they tried to get it uh they tried to win an oscar with it oh wow no [ __ ] i had to have it in the theater oh my god that's amazing look at this this is very racist every mexican is hiding waiting to pounce on popeye oh he just punched that dude in the mouth for smiling at him wow look how she's dancing look how she dances and look at the guy staring at her look she had sexier clothes back then than she did at the the other one 20 years later time's changed after the roaring 20s she had shaved legs oh no she had a stockings on stockings look at the stockings they go way high look how high the stockings go they didn't even have a second world war yet do you think that's why women wore those uh those stockings with the clips remember garters tiny ones the black stockings that would be like more sexy you think that's why they did it heck yeah it's not just to keep their legs warm now see it camouflage the hair that's what i'm thinking yeah maybe i mean look at that girl in the back she has a beard when i was um
when i was like 18 or 19 i dated this girl who was like this hardcore feminist and all of her friends were hardcore feminists too it was very interesting it was when i was uh i met her when i was teaching taekwondo and she and her friends did not shave she was blonde and it like you couldn't really see the hair on her legs but her friend was greek and it was wild she had like foot hair like me like i have foot hair she had foot hair disgusting she was very nice it's like she didn't want to [ __ ] shave her legs i'm like okay when i was 18 you know i was uh i was open to any and all ideas i was like i don't care do whatever you want really yeah yeah when i was 18 i was trying to figure out what the [ __ ] i was um who am i to tell someone they can't they you know they don't have to shave their legs or they have to shave their legs it's like who gives a [ __ ] i was young and after a while i realized like if you could shave your legs wouldn't you that looks so much better yeah i don't think you should have to shave your legs i'm not telling you what to do but uh i think there's a reason why they're all shaving it it's interesting like like pubic hair i used to have that bit where i was like if scientists from the future like uh or aliens rather if they were trying to study the human race they would they would go what happened to pubic hair it just all went away like they there was nothing written there was no doctrine and thou shall now shave thy pubic hair to support the continent no it was just people just started watching porn and they went oh let's get rid of that and they all shave their pubic hair it all went away right until it didn't and then girls brought it back because it's kind of crazy like look at her she's got pubes this is out of control but that's like one of the weird victories that porn had over culture because it's almost a given that there's some maintenance done down there right right do you remember when you're in high school yeah when girls didn't do nothing right it was chaos
yeah madness insane i did this italian girl it's not fair oh jesus italian girl yeah she was hot no one cared though that was the thing it's like it's not like having a crazy hairy uh vagina was bad nobody cared like they decided to care somewhere along the line people decided to care it became an issue i wonder if a lot of disease and stuff went up after that because you know the pubic hair is pretty much there to protect the vagina like filter it's like the eyelash of the [ __ ] is that true i think so i think it's that's what it's for it's too right is that real like that doesn't seem like it gets stuck in there because the opening is still the same it's all around outside not when you got a big bush i think it's more uh to keep it warm warm yeah i swear to god it's probably important to regulate heat i swear god i read this but listen if you think about it right probably in hustlers if you think about it with with uh men in particular our testicles are outside of our body it's a very vulnerable position and until we figured out pants and jock straps and ships probably always getting scratched on leaves and and it probably had to stay warm somehow so i wonder if dudes dicks have gotten less hair is right back in the day protection from bacteria and other pathogens what you're right pubic hair serves a similar function to eyelashes or nose hairs oh my god did you just guess that did you just kiss that yeah that's amazing you could have taken place this whole [ __ ] study that should just come to you how much money they spent on that study put it back up and keep reading it um that is uh traps dirt debris and potentially harmful microorganisms in addition hair follicles produce sebum an oil which actually prevents bacteria from reproducing oh do you think that's what i wonder listen to this what if washing our hair is the reason why people get like crabs and stuff like bacteria and pathogens like weird stuff that like we get in our body i
wonder if like your hair all over your body everywhere protects you from a certain amount of interaction with bacteria if like you just let it be what it is and don't wash it all the time like if all those oils and your skin if all those i wonder if that like helps protect you from because that's one thing that people [ __ ] up when they get ringworm um guys who don't know any better they use antibacterial soap on their whole body for ringworm oh and it kills everything kills everything kills all of your biome so i knew this dude that i used to do jiu jitsu with and he got ring warming sure because a lot of guys want to keep training they don't want to tell you this ring worm but it's [ __ ] ringworm like sometimes you have to pull a guy aside and go hey man you got to get out of here you got ringworm bro and this guy he um used bleach with jesus yeah he used bleach and it [ __ ] his skin up and he started getting more of them and it was like he was developing like rashes all over us because his body's defense didn't kill all off the ringworm and his body defense to it like apparently like in his situation i think it's just it was ignorance back then no one really had uh there was no like resources in terms of like google search where you could get a detailed maybe i'm talking like 98 somewhere around then was there like a search we could well either way he didn't [ __ ] search okay he put bleach on his skin yeah and he was using antibacterial soap so he was just torching his natural skin biome wow this is a semi-contradictory just only in the sebum thing it just says they don't know what sebum does okay it says sebaceous glands produce an oily substance termed sebum the function of which is unknown in fact the skin of children and the palmar and plantar skin of adult adults function well without sebum sebaceous glands are part of the pylosabaceous unit and so are found wherever hair follicles are located in addition ectopic ectopic ectopic sebaceous glands
are often found on mucous membranes where they may form small yellow papules called four dice spots in the skin sebaceous glands are most prominent in the scalp and face and are moderately prominent on the upper trunk the size and secretory activity of these glands imagine if you're like a science person and you're listening to me read this you shut the [ __ ] up sebaceous glands and newborns are enlarged so what is this saying about it oh i would the last article we said it just said sebum is antibacterial and this says it's unknown what it is so so but even though it's unknown what the function is does it is it known whether or not it's antibacterial the function of which might be unknown but it still might have antibacterial properties all right can you see uh just google does sebum have antibacterial properties oh all right you know what i'm saying yeah i know the function could be unknown but it might also just do something you know sometimes things have like a secondary effect i'm trying to be a scientist probably i'm not trying to do some science in these pitches sebum fatty acids enhance the innate immune defense click on that one up there uh that's a pubmed article yeah but i just want to hear the title sebum fat uh sebum free fatty acids enhance the innate immune defense of human sebocytes by upregulating beta defense into expression so it enhances the innate immune defense of human whatever the [ __ ] a sebulo sebiosite yeah so tesla may also act as a delivery system for antioxidants and anti-microbial peptides such molecules with anti-microbial properties are cathal's cathalysen sorosin durm germsiddin dermsedan jesus these [ __ ] names human hbd2 interesting i mean it's really interesting like if you you think about how many things
we've done to ourselves we didn't really realize it was bad until it was too late like um those uh those women that used to work with radium when they used to like use radium paint and they would lick their tongue and work and they were all developing cancer we had no idea that was happening i got i got these four five garfield cups from mcdonald's from 1980 or 1979 do you remember those glass ones that have garfield on it yeah i got them because i i had one and i was like yeah i could get them all on ebay bought them been using them found out that they were recalled because it had 10 000 times the amount of like lead in the paint and you're that's healthy or something jesus christ but those were like for kids toys and mcdonald's has done it like four times they did it with shreks like it's pretty crazy some mcdonald's keeps on trying to poison the kids with lead paint well i would imagine if they have those toys the problem is those toys right like how do you like you know as you get the happy meals with the toys yeah how do you make a plastic toy and make sure it's not [ __ ] where are you buying them right china yeah where you're getting them made you're getting made as cheaply as possible to shove into that because it's 1.99 or whatever it is for all that calories that's what's [ __ ] the what's [ __ ] is the cheapest food is the worst for you with the most calories and it's so easy to get yeah just pull and you get it why is there not healthy fast food like real healthy things but he wants it shut the [ __ ] up but they haven't really have they even really tried it like it's i think it's harder to do because you have to prepare things fresh more expensive but i think the closest you get to that is in and out because in and out literally starts cooking when you're in the driveway and when you get up to there your order's ready is that your favorite that's the [ __ ] five guys what are you saying i like five guys too is this the best i
like but in and out i like that um i could order just patties with cheese right which is mostly what i eat yeah just eat the patties with the cheese and it's cheap so you can get like four patties and cheese yeah well it's good though it's like it's freshly cooked and they don't have frozen ground meat it's the [ __ ] bomb where's fries in the business though shut your [ __ ] hole i love their fries you love their starchy ass boring fries it tastes like potatoes i'm not scared of potatoes worst fries ever uh but i will agree that five guys has dominant fries as well great fries five guys will hit you with them cajun fries cajun fries that's the [ __ ] cajun fries with ketchup oh my god that's a delicious flavor cajun fries dipped in the ketchup come on and five guys they get that squirty thing of ketchup so you get a nice little [ __ ] batch get them cajun fries i like five guys if i'm eating bread i might prefer five guys because you can get jalapenos at five guys you can get other [ __ ] you get bacon jalapenos that's big you could get it wrapped at five guys also why would you you're for that burger you're there yeah you're right you're there i think it's just it's just like limited to occasionally the the thing about stuff that's delicious but you know is not good for you just occasionally you know there's things that are delicious like a croissant a croissant with chocolate in it like come on every now and then you should experience that it's someone's expression of culinary love you know it's it's it's baking love you know a nice warm fresh out of the oven croissant with chocolate you're like so it's moist and gooey and um buttery like croissants buttery oh yummy yummy yummy root beer milkshake from pea terries have you had that yet i am not it's the best thing ever they use the syrup that they make root beer with and it is poured into the ice cream milkshake so it's like a root beer float that never has it always has the best version of every
beer how many calories would you estimate that 300 probably for a medium 400 200 do you ever go on right it's way more than that is it 300 calories for a medium look it up no way right what do you think it is 300 a thousand a thousand yeah i think it might be a thousand it might be a million it's pretty close to a thousand root beer so let's um what do you think is like the most calorie dense drink that exists would it be like those uh a protein shake yeah but i mean like i mean sugar like how many calories for like something someone buy like slurpees you know those [ __ ] those those are pretty bad red oh [ __ ] yeah those have to be crazy bad like what is a big gulp slurpee i don't think it's that bad because it's it's just like a soda pop that's frozen it's so good though it must have so much sugar in it it's so much more delicious than regular soda oh 680 calories 680. i want you to get on a bike and try to burn 680 calories no it's so hard i'll get on my e-bikes i have that um a salt bike the echo bike from rogue you know that thing where you like it's a fan you're propelling yeah wow and you're doing your arms and your legs at the same time yeah i got an elliptical i go ham on that thing and i get off it's like 200 calories i'm like what yeah it's kind of [ __ ] 200. like to get a thousand calories you gotta [ __ ] haul ass for a long period of time yeah what like how much effort is involved to get a thousand calories like if you're doing a bike if you're riding like a peloton what kind of effort you have to do to get a thousand calories it seems like that'd be like a couple of hours a couple hours because i i think when at the hardest i've ever gone on an elliptical i never worked here it goes uh if you're cycling at a rate of 10 to 12 miles an hour you can burn roughly seven calories per minute depending on how much you weigh if you bump up the intensity to 14 to 16 miles an hour you can burn up to 15 calories
per minute based on those numbers you'd have to maintain a pace of 14 miles per hour for about 65 to 70 minutes to burn a thousand calories whoa that's a lot of that's a lot of [ __ ] effort yeah that's pretty fast too fourteen to six now imagine what those [ __ ] tour de france guys burning today ugh imagine what that's like nuts dude [ __ ] all that a lot of bike riders around here right and they all dress like they're in the tour de france tons six thousand per stage does anybody ride a serious bike with regular clothes i do i mean well i don't i mean bike bikes are all riding like they're in a race where you have to be streamlined do you have an e-bike yet no oh my god you would have so much fun on it it's like having your own little motorcycle dirt bike why not just get a motorcycle or a dirt bike because you don't need a license or insurance and you just drive around you could drive around like mountains and you can go on uh bike paths you're allowed on a lot of most bike paths you can just put bring it on your bike because it's silent because it's silent and it's a bike a legal bike oh i have used those before um deer hunting with john dudley yeah my friend john dudley has this beautiful place in iowa and he uh has like cultivated it for all archery deer hunting so he has all these ways to go in without leaving any scent and the best way to go in is on an e-bike because your feet never touch the ground so you don't rub up against the branches and [ __ ] with your clothing and stink things up so you're riding this bike and the bike is just rubber and the the the deer don't recognize that smells like a predator right and then he parks the e-bikes then climbs up a tree hell yeah like a [ __ ] ninja probably has a saron saron what's that it's like one of the best dirt bike i don't know what he has but uh they're cool it's a way easier ride because that way you don't want to get sweaty the thing is like if you get all it's cold as [ __ ] in iowa in november right so you get in there you do not want to be sweaty and then sit
still because you'll [ __ ] freeze your ass off it's not good for you which is why people by the way wear wool clothing that's the that's the secret you get wet and sweaty with wool on it maintains your body temperature it's really weird yeah because you're gonna go sheep yeah look at this that's um is this the one john has what's john talking let me play john's what he's saying he must be doing a commercial for these guys that looks like a motorcycle this is a new one look at the wheels i've used this thing in several different types of settings everywhere from the mountains out west all the way to right here in the heart of the midwest wow i'll tell you i couldn't be more excited not only about vulcan's e-powers grunt also the future ones that are coming down the road make sure you head to the website and check them out this is going to completely change the outdoor world that looks like a mud you'll get pulled over for that that seems like an electric motorcycle that you could take on a dirt road and i wonder how fast they go that's where it gets dangerous yeah you know i have one that goes i think 40. i've gotten advertised a scooter that goes 60. janice i bought janice a scooter and i didn't know it went 60. so fast professional scooter league now oh no they don't yeah i've seen the flips that people do with scooters i saw this dude hit a skateboard ramp and did a full flip and landed on the skateboard on top i'm like oh my god yeah i landed on the uh the uh whatever the [ __ ] scooter on top with his hands have you seen that super 73 new motorcycle e-motorcycle what is this jamie oh my god they're flying they're racing in scooters with motorcycle outfits kind of fun yeah holy [ __ ] they're that fast because they're electric right that makes sense just like a tesla yeah they'd be stupid fast and they have great the one i have amazing suspension i could go over like
rocks oh this is kind of wild i wonder how much worse that is at handling than a regular motorcycle oh um oh i mean aren't they powered by the same motor i don't know but you're upright i would wonder if like being low with the lower center of gravity would make maneuvers more easy does that make sense you know like if you're standing up it seems like maybe that would be harder to hit like hard turns like that like if you're sitting on a bike and you're like hunkered down on the bike it's pretty sideways there yeah it's pretty crazy i don't know but it's uh it's crazy that kids are just gonna buy these and whizz into traffic they're so popular right now it's insane yeah in downtown austin it's nuts yeah scooterville every day yeah my friend uh uh uh dylan he has a whole youtube channel where he all he does is he lives in a bus with solar and he just goes riding with like a group of like 40 people throughout like la and different cities uh just like they're like bike gangs and they're all on e-bikes they're on those one wheels they're all on these like electric things and they just rolled around and just go through red lights and stuff like that it's gotten so popular with that though i watched a couple guys go through a red light the other night i'm like what are you doing yeah they look they look they just went for it i'm like oh my god yeah what if you fall well there's a i can't tell that story [ __ ] [ __ ] i'll tell you afterwards remind me okay dog [ __ ] remind me don't touch it oh man dog [ __ ] i'll tell you later it's funny though not my dog some lady her dog took a [ __ ] in the middle of a crosswalk and she stopped and picked up the dog [ __ ] and stopped traffic oh really she's bent over scooping up traffic in the middle of the crosswalk well i guess that's the right thing to do is anyone steps on it but get off the road yeah go back and get it the same way crow gets a dead squirrel that's right
just let that [ __ ] go don't get killed that's all i can say about that oh i got a supra since last time i know dude i love it i saw the sickest one yesterday yeah i was thinking yeah i saw a really sick silver one someone had taken a silver one and just like one of those images that i sent you it had like that fin on the back yeah and then it had those uh like really cool wheels put on it oh my god what a great shape yeah i'm thinking of getting it colored or wrapped a different color or something like that i like the white but what would you get i don't know i've always been a matte black everything matte black stuff yeah the only problem with um i've had uh friends that have had cars that have been wrapped and they get bubbles and [ __ ] you gotta make sure that people do it they do a good job yeah sometimes they peel off and [ __ ] that's annoying they gotta bring it back in they gotta do it again especially in la they only last like two or three years what about out here it's hot as [ __ ] yeah it's probably well it's moist out here though i don't know is that better probably i don't i i i get expel which is the paint protection film where like if you scratch it and the sun hits it it melts it back together what and it lasts like ten years yeah what it's great what is wolverine it's pretty much like wolverine wolverine paint yeah it's wolverine paint whoa and it's cool because it's uh don't tell people that they're gonna try it no no i know it's gonna kill your car but yeah it's great because it not only protects your paint uh it's like really strong so like if rocks hit it and stuff like that oh that doesn't do anything with the paint they have that ceramic coating too so it's easy to wash your car just hose it off almost yeah like the bit stuff barely sticks to it just slides and glides right off of it it's like some sort of ceramic coating that they put on it except i have hard water so anytime i do that it just leaves those little dots everywhere doesn't that just mean minerals minerals yeah yeah isn't that good for you it's probably good for you i don't know isn't it
feels weird it feels weird on you feels weird yeah if there's a lot it leaves like a like a film like a slimy film right what what is that though hard water is just minerals right let's let's google are there any benefits to hard water are there any health benefits to hard water i have a water softener so it's all salt and i always thought that's why it felt slimy because of the water oh so then you can't drink it can you still drink it oh no you can drink it with salt in it uh how much salt is it it's a lot of salt so you taste salty water no because i also have pickles the mineral composition of hard water gives it a ton of health benefits such as protecting your heart and bones holy [ __ ] calcium helps prevent osteoporosis whilst the benefits of hard water are sustained uh are substantial its mineral composition is not great for your hair and skin wow so it's good to drink it's good to drink hard water but the mineral composition is not great for your hair and skin it dries you out well my hair and skin i don't give a [ __ ] about it so let's go next next one i'll moisturize myself next uh just what does hard water do to your insides oh boy high levels of calcium and magnesium can affect several organs in your body and cause health problems [ __ ] one of the most severe effects of hard water is an increased risk of cardiovascular disease whoa according to several international studies both heart disease and high blood pressure can be caused by drinking hard water interesting so so what was the other one saying then is this like still up for debate or is the other one like a wacky one well that one's in the uk interesting i wonder who's right and who's been paid off and the other websites from service pro plumbers oh jesus it is there's a plumbing propaganda website yeah because they're selling cleaners fix your [ __ ] hard water no do you have what i have like a reverse osmosis water
oh there's also soft water but that's the size of it okay but that's kind of hilarious that it's service pros plumbers right that's kind of like you better fix that right now and we can do it today for 99.99 yeah they're hooking up water filters underneath your sink wow but what's what's true why should we not drink hard water here we go one of the most obvious effects of hard water is skin irritation and eczema is an example to it using hard water not only makes your skin dry but also leads to bumpy patches on the skin these skin problems are caused by the presence of excessive minerals in the water so that's the negative so the negative is that it [ __ ] with your skin so click on that one three possible effects of using hard water on the human body she looks pretty fine before we go further though this is also uh plumbing healthcare products get out of here bringing you products to facebook selling me some [ __ ] to fix hard water advantages of eating soft water okay would go a little lower lower how hard water lead to hair loss the effects of hard water on your kidney uh oh kidney dysfunction click on that see if it's a uh science study says yeah yeah it is i think let's see what it says the effects of hard water consumption on kidney function insights from mathematical modeling goddamn liberals [Music] it's hard to know who's right on that one you know hey marsha you up buddy nope back down we're too loud um hard to know who's right yeah but definitely minerals are important like you [ __ ] need minerals yeah there's a book that i read way back in the disney uh called uh dead doctors don't lie this is this guy dr joel wallock and he was pointing out that like why is it that when animals like when when you have a farm and your animals uh show like signs of diseases you feed them minerals you give them minerals in their diet and it helps cure a lot of ailments that these animals go through
but you don't do that with people he was like mineral deficiencies are a real problem he said the minute i don't know if this is true but he was talking about the minerals in the topsoil they've been nutrient deficient for like the last who knows how many years but like they keep recycling the top soil they add stuff to it they have to add things to it they have to add you know chemical fertilizers and all this different [ __ ] nitrogen all this different [ __ ] to try to get food to grow in it again yeah and that we need minerals we do so maybe there's an anti-mineral campaign but maybe there's too many minerals in that hard water yeah i mean it's both things at the same time if you have hard water it always destroys everything you know like your bathtubs and stuff like that turns everything white and maybe what you need is like a little bit of hard water you know like a little bit of hard water every now and again it's probably good for you because you get all that minerals but just don't drink it every day maybe do you have hard water where you're yeah we have hardware so you have a water softener yeah i wonder what it actually does though i just don't know what it takes out i have to dump like two or three huge bags in it every couple months you know of salt and yeah but how's that working i don't know what it does man i think it filters through the salt oh that makes sense yeah that's what's pretty wild about um filters like they make filters with like sand and rocks and you can take like nasty water and pour it through that filter it'll come out clear life straw or whatever yeah they have those they have those straws you can like walk up to a [ __ ] pond and suck through the the it looks like a vape pen almost like a big vape pen you suck through oh you know what yeah totally off random you uh giving people smelling salts is you need to do that to every single cat you want to try it uh yeah you need to try it it's just ammonia right we have it over there jamie jimmy's got it it's just ammonia
right is it just super ammonia oh well it's uh you know who juju mufu is yeah the fight no he's like a like a power lifter dude he's [ __ ] right uber jack he does it before he works yeah and it's his company and i think it's called ah or something like that something crazy like that it's so ridiculous like you you're not gonna believe how ridiculous it is like you take a sniff and you're like what i'm just scared how the [ __ ] are you selling this everybody who tries it gets shocked i know they i guess they do is they do the smelling salts to jack up their central nervous system and then they lift all right let me just start my heart rate monitor oh yeah yeah get that heart rate monitor going okay here we go heart rate monitor that's on it's on okay what's it what's it showing now uh hold on it's measuring 98. okay let's calm down okay you're a little high right now 98's a little high just like i know you're anticipating this but i want a real good reaction i want a real one i don't wanna i want an elevated heart rate to begin with okay all right you ready yeah okay i'm gonna hand it to you screwed on oh god i'm scared unscrew it yourself scared and then take a nice big deep whiff and don't be a [ __ ] oh my god right oh my god marshall's up marshall's checking in on you look how sweet he is i'm okay mark how sweet he is okay he's checking in on you here we go it's not bothering you it's wrong it wasn't as strong as i thought it was going to be it's not as strong anymore is it weakening yeah 100 i have to test it you got lucky [ __ ] you got lucky i think we have another one i think it has to be unopened try it marshall's free still got me no i ain't that bad man it ain't that bad right that's not not nearly something happened no yeah not nearly not nearly okay you wouldn't be able to no no no dude that reaction you had to that buckle up oh god i took a hit buckle up we're gonna get the other one two
seconds let me see it must dry out or something that makes sense i mean how how long could that possibly last that's still pretty nasty it's [ __ ] insane what is that i've smelled that before imagine what it's like to him oh he probably smells it right now he's probably like what the [ __ ] are you doing at me here he's looking at the door oh now he's licking himself constantly hey get out of there sir oh yeah that ain't [ __ ] but uh when you get the new one hopeful hopefully they can find the new one so what's the difference between that and the the the crack i think it's the same same thing no no well there's poppers which is that's what the gay people do to have butt sex how dare i mean that's what they do you go you go to western people have done it too oh really but yeah i think gay people do it primarily so that's the same thing as poppers as that yeah wow that was a big party drug in the gay community right that a lot of people were attributing to diminishing people's immune systems and wrecking your your body and causing brain damage it's really [ __ ] bad for you when jamie comes back will google like that the health effects of of poppers of amyl nitrate it's really really bad for you but that's not this stuff this stuff is like the stuff they use to wake people up when they've been knocked out smelling sauce it's like pneumonia it's like a like a strong pneumonia smell like what you just got it ain't [ __ ] jesus it ain't [ __ ] wait till you get a full whip god i hope that we're not building up something that doesn't exist anymore because if somebody took it these things are just laying around here sometimes so anyway you need to have it every single guest just have hey you want to try one no scientists and [ __ ] that'd be so rude no i don't [ __ ] with them you don't want nothing to be continued to be continued on the next time red band is here we will have procured a solid supply of such items did we really only have one i thought we had two maybe i thought we had two but no no one knows where the second bag is yeah but trust me
so shout out yeah dude it says warning read all precautions on bottle label prior to use wow yeah is there any negatives to it i'm sure you know i haven't been feeling so good since i started doing it i wonder if that would work with you know the fentanyl people instead of nowhere cam or whatever that [ __ ] is i don't think so all that does is just like whack you out for a couple seconds i only ordered one you only ordered one all right ordered ten you should get a couple of the poppy ones too just to try out the difference well oh that's the other thing we wanted to look up google the uh negative health effects of uh amyl nitrate poppers because uh that was a thing that they were trying to like educate people on like hey you can't be doing this it's [ __ ] dangerous and was it to like open up your butthole when you go ah and then you just shove it in real is that how you do it let's listen let's listen to that sound again [Laughter] uh i don't know why they do it i think that's like part of it was like a sex drug they were having a good time that's why poppers are liquid substances that people sometimes inhale to experience euphoria or enhance sex they were previously sold in glass vials that made a popping noise when crushed hence the name they belong to a class of chemicals called amyl nitrates which were once used to manage heart related symptoms including angina or chest pain while this kind of medical use still happens it's not common today you usually find poppers in small plastic bottles in the united states poppers are aren't illegal but selling them for non-non-prescribed condition consumption rather is illegal as a result many shops and online retailers market poppers as solvents leather cleaner nail polish remover deodorizers just like they used to do with bath salts remember that they're selling meth what do poppers do poppers are vasodilators which means they widen blood vessels when inhaled they cause a rapid dip in blood pressure that can
result in an immediate but short-lived rush of euphoria and relaxation these effects can last for a few minutes papas are often associated with sex for a couple reasons first they tend to cause lowered inhibitions and sexual arousal second poppers relax smooth muscles in the body including those found in the anus and vagina making anal and vaginal sex more pleasurable while poppers are often associated with gay men people of all genders and sexualities brian have used them recreationally since the 1960s so what are the side effects okay uh in addition to euphoria and muscle relaxation poppers can also cause some less pleasant side effects including headaches partially particularly after use dizziness nausea fainting pressure in the sinuses eyes are both is this the popper lobby that's putting this out oh it's the plumber website again dangerous [Laughter] poppers carry a low risk of dependence and addiction but that doesn't mean they're totally safe to use here's a closer look at some of the risks associated with uh that come with some poppers chemical burns eye damage people experiencing permanent eye damage after inhaling certain brands of poppers particularly those containing isopropyl nitrate medication interactions higher risk situations remember poppers lower your inhibition that can cause you to do things you wouldn't normally do like have sex without a barrier method to protect reduce your risk of sexually transmitted diseases uh here's a big one at the end say that methamoglobal anemia if you swallow poppers or inhale a very large amount of them there's a risk of that word a potentially life-threatening condition that occurs when your blood cells contain too much methamoglobin this makes it harder for your blood to carry oxygen throughout your body which can have a serious impact on your organs that's the one i'm looking for i knew it was bad for you
i think that's the one i think what it what what i had read about it was that it was crushing people's immune systems yeah it was causing them to get all kinds of other you know hiv and stuff all kinds of [ __ ] i mean if your immune system's [ __ ] you know if you're you're taking poppers all the time just just jolting your whole system control all deleting your whole system and getting butt [ __ ] like yo that's a lot that's enough to take in that's a lot there's a lot going on how do we get to poppers oh those smelling salts yeah the smelling salts are definitely different than poppers these things are just uh that's medical a lot of first first-aid kits have those in there yeah i thought the snappy kind i bet it's probably similar uh yeah for the smelling knockout where you get knocked out yeah but they haven't been like a capsule form right and you break open the capsule yeah they've done they used to do that to fighters in between uh corners between rounds break open a capsule and have them smell like they wake them up these guys are doing it so they're snorting them before games they're taking sniffs before games i wonder if they're addicted to it like the sports industry they're all addicted to these things look at this says overuse of smelling salts may lead to damage to your nasal passages the sharp fumes from the ammonia may burn the membranes in your nostrils but this would require frequent and heavy use of smelling salts oh well i don't know man but those pro football players they're not doing it because it's fun i heard that people actually get it that there's people that like the buzz from it and that do it a lot i was looking forward to it [Music] 100 i was 100 looking forward to it when jamie brought it back i was secretly ready for that exciting taste jamie just a taste and then i was like oh my god do i have
kovid i was like this i don't smell [ __ ] but i'm like no i smell things i smell my coffee because this ain't working right i can't even imagine how much worse it is it's way worse way like like sharp because when i opened it up maybe i got like all the oh you might have yeah you might have right probably contained you probably got a bigger bigger dose i don't know yeah if there was anything left in there you got it yeah but they do they all do it so it must work those those power after guys they're just trying to like stack heavier and heavier and heavier weights all the time so they're always trying to get to that state where they're just [ __ ] you know and when you watch them get psyched up for lifts it's kind of crazy like i know a lot of people think it's silly because you're not involved in that culture but like one of the things that we learned when jamie and i went to visit louis simmons rest in peace this is great louis simmons also out of columbus ohio we went to visit him and talk to him about powerlifting you get a sense like this isn't a game for these guys like this is life life is how much weight can you lift sounds crazy right but why is how come it's okay if someone says life is bowling you know life is disc golf life is you know what what the for these guys it's lifting heavy [ __ ] it's the same thing it's just that they've dedicated themselves to this in relatively speaking obscure activity because like everybody lifts weights but not everybody like power lifts and does like [ __ ] 700 pound deadlifts and [ __ ] and thousand pound squats these people are animals these are not normal human beings but that's their thing that's their thing like someone's in a tennis tennis is life they travel around the world see the us open gold france and they're watching watching wimbledon they love it that's their thing these [ __ ] people it's like doing smell and salts smacking each other in the chest and lifting heavy giant [ __ ]
powerlifting's most exclusive and controversial gym but if you want to make people that all they give a [ __ ] about is the the lifting the heaviest [ __ ] [ __ ] humanly possible that's where you go you go to a powerlifting gym a lot of athletes went to him though because he had these like wild methods of generating strength a lot of columbus athletes matthew mortal brown he pre-trained with him look at that dude he's [ __ ] jacked he's a little excited right 103. he shattered the all-time bench press record with 903 pounds let's watch that that is [ __ ] insane that is [ __ ] insane i guess it's the end of it he got it up he did look at that guy he he's very jacked yeah that's a weird thing right yeah the the the ability to lift really [ __ ] super super super heavy [ __ ] and while we were there we met a couple of guys that had records like holly's got the record for the best hamstring curl it was like different guys with different like crazy lifting records that's why schwarzenegger always goes there does he columbus is that why he goes there yeah that's why the arnold classic yeah yeah because of what because like there's a huge power lifting sort of yeah he made a business the partnership with the guy that runs nationwide that's why they put it there yeah nationwide they used to have ufc fights during the week of the arnold classic yeah that was the [ __ ] yeah yeah and it made so much sense right so smart yeah why not that was back in the day is bodybuilding still as popular as it used to be i think it's probably more so i mean that's that's what my instagram feeds me is a bunch of people doing bodybuilding [ __ ] like you know it's a little bit of crossfit but it's a little bit of still competition stuff damn that's what your instagram feed is i feel so sad
bodybuilders that and golf is because it's working out golf yeah that that look that they get right before they go on stage man that is so unhealthy it's so crazy that that the most unhealthy time they look the best like they're so depleted of water man they're just that's part of the reason why they're so shredded yeah they're so dehydrated man really yeah they get like they're blacking out they have no body fat they get down to like zero body fat they're on every [ __ ] chemical known to man when you see those [ __ ] gigantic super jack guys that have zero body fat die early too all the time you can't keep that going for very long those guys are so lean you can't keep that going for very long you can't stay like at that leanness for very long you can stay pretty [ __ ] lean like some guys obviously they have like more uh natural tendency to be lean than other guys do but when they get down to like this like you're on [ __ ] you're on zero you're on empty i mean a lot of these guys like they get really tired after they do this stuff too you gotta imagine you're flexing every muscle in your body and you're dehydrated but if you look back at like arnold look at that picture of arnold up there they say that he couldn't compete with today's bodybuilders but honestly i think that looks better i really looks a lot better that looks better yeah like he looks [ __ ] fantastic it looks way more natural than like the goofiness that nowadays he looks like a super strong giant man do the one was doing the double biceps that one the one right yeah that one look at that yeah dude he looks [ __ ] fantastic i mean obviously he's a bodybuilder no question about it but i think that's like a healthier look a better look for a bodybuilder absolutely than the crazy size these guys put on now you know like that as a human that looks better but then when you go to like ronnie coleman in his prime that's way more
impressive like cool google ronnie coleman in his prime jesus look at the size of his back so he's got a turtle shell on it that's crazy who is that guy i don't know yeah jesus christ jesus christ his back is insane ronnie coleman look at the size of crazy when he was in his prime he was [ __ ] gigantic just mass and ronnie coleman was known for lifting really really heavy weights which is how he wound up injuring his back he had like every disc in his back fused incredible he was so big and just the just the mass and power because he would do like ridiculously heavy weights and training how do you die hard no he's alive he's alive he did he did the podcast he was cool as [ __ ] oh i just saw how strong was ronnie oh they mean in his prime yeah i mean but again he's paid the price and he wouldn't have it any other way he talked to him about he has no regrets because he's one of the greatest of all time if not the greatest of all time just like him and you know it's depending on what you like the arnold days it was arnold and dorian yates dorian yates was a [ __ ] gigantic human being preposterously big and he's a normal sized guy now it's kind of cool like smokes a lot of weed very philosophical laid back real mellow and at one point in time i mean he was the [ __ ] man when i met him he's just like a regular athletic guy does he have loose skin now is it that he no no he looks totally normal he just looks like he's just i mean he looks fit but he's just not right no i mean he's a normal size guy he's a big guy but he's not you know it's kind of compared to his one rep max it says here is 557 for bench and that guy we just saw did 903. that's insane generally speaking though the strongest guys are not the bodybuilders generally speaking they're obviously they're very very very strong don't get me wrong but the strongest guys for individual lifts are generally the power lifter guys and they're generally like they have some fat on their body you know they're like bigger huskier looking dudes it's a different build
i think maybe when you have more weight you can push more weight too like maybe that makes sense somehow or another like your body becomes a custom to carry it all around but all they're thinking about is just fuel and power fuel and power you know they don't have to do anything that requires cardio but if you think about what that sport is it's like what happens when they start rubbing that [ __ ] on little babies bodies ronnie coleman smashes 2 325 pounds for 10 repetitions leg press for leg press wow shut the [ __ ] up man that cannot be good for your body hell no blow your knees out 2 325 pounds for 10 reps that's so insane so that's what happened that the the thing that i have problems with with my back is like i have a tiny fraction of what he has which is that from all the compression from all the years and a lot of it is like from jiu jitsu and stuff like that your discs get smushed and they start like getting really irritated they poke into your nerves and that's where sciatic pain comes from and a lot of other weird neck pains that make your hands hurt all those guys have [ __ ] up necks and backs i have that [ __ ] most people do your body just starts like deteriorating man that's why i recommend a pregnancy pillow it's uh it's great i don't know why they market it for pregnant women but how does it work the one you stick your arm through no it's like uh it's a regular pillow with like one side's like half a body pillow the other side's like this really long tail body pillow and you could probably pretty much just go in there and wrap yourself up and you're just kind of floating while you're sleeping it's great let me see this but i posted that on instagram i said because i was i bought ten of them so you have like your own little look it's got a shark yeah look at the comments congratulations pregnancy tate fletcher is texting me going hey ma'am congratulations tell janice uh that's lit meanwhile you're like no i just like sleeping no and what's so funny i never thought about it i bought like 10 of them and i've been trying them out in my review all of them and uh i said you'll know what this means soon and so
everyone thought i mean of course i didn't even think of it like people would know what a pregnancy pillow is you're pregnant and congratulations today it could mean you're pregnant [ __ ] knows yeah who [ __ ] knows i bought hans kim one though the other day yeah cause he said he had neck pains uh and he he texted me uh last night he's like dude this is the best thing ever i love it i can't believe it it helped me so much so do you sleep on it is that your pillow yeah yeah so you put your head on that yeah yeah and it however just because there's so much like wrapping and stuff because i always get neck problems like you could just pretty much sleep exactly how you want to and you're not like you're not laying on your arm or something like that oh wow because i sleep stomach side sleeper i'm the one that always has like his arm underneath the pillow and i'm just constantly putting pressure on like my nerves and stuff and oh wow it's bad but that changed my life that pregnancy pillow [ __ ] i'm gonna look into that i always take a pill between my legs so i can go but i have sleep apnea and you know i have that mouthpiece that i wear that that's the best way for me to not snore is if i lie on my back even with the mouthpiece i snore right see i can't lie on my back because i snore yeah it's rough do you ever get tested for sleep apnea no i probably haven't probably have it yeah you're remarkably well for the amount of substances you consume remarkably well yeah yeah yeah it's in it still haven't got covered yet too that's what that's what i'm saying you might have um been exposed to it and like had an asymptomatic i think i have because i actually uh found out that i did have antibodies antibodies oh so he did i mean i got the shots but she said that won't show up after six months so hmm interesting i wonder what it is you might have been exposed because like you know sometimes people get exposed like a lot of times because we test here so much right they didn't even know they had had it it happens a lot yeah i haven't had zero symptoms or my girlfriend though which is weird and i think it's like every other cold right
if you get a light exposure to it and you're doing real well at the time like you're rested and you're you know you have vitamins in your system it's a very mild exposure maybe you just maybe that's what like these asymptomatic ones are for some people it's like you just barely got it but you got enough to develop immunity right or some you know some antibodies i think it's all liquid iv that's as much liquid iv i have i drink that [ __ ] every day yeah i drink that [ __ ] every day i drink it every day before i do works out workouts and it's like changed my cramping i used to cramp so much man especially like hard leg workouts try their their new kabucha apple one so good has kobucha powder in it or something they're all good i drink them in a large thing of water too they're really strong if you having a small one i do it like a one liter yeah i usually do it at a bigger one than this oh but that's uh having [ __ ] nutrients in your system is so god damn important it's amazing how many people don't do anything about that they just eat whatever they eat and just live their life like god damn kids like you're really missing out on there's there's like another level to the way your body will feel if you're like well fed and you you have the right nutrients in your body and you do it for a sustained period of time so your body has what it needs to sort of make everything work right and there's so many people out there that are and that's that book the joel wallock book he was talking about mineral deficiencies and he was saying that when people are eating these vegetables and the things that they eat that they've always associated with having minerals they don't have nearly the same amount of minerals they used to have like back in the day and then it's only going to get worse and they think that now we've googled this right there's like 60 more seasons of u.s topsoil left in farmlands that are heavily used like what bananas are almost extinct what imagine not being able to buy bananas today imagine not being able to have bananas i hate two of them yeah they're almost they're going extinct how is that possible uh it's because there's a
bacteria or something that's killing banana plants and this is the world economic forum bacteria it's it's wiping out banana fields like crazy you will own nothing and you will be happy have you seen that video where the world economic forum talks about what's going to happen in 2030 and it says you will own nothing and you'll be happy no i haven't that's the first thing it says really yeah and you'll rent everything you'll rent everything but you'll be happier what it's crazy what the [ __ ] are you talking who owns everything then you don't own it either or do you own everything right you won't own anything who's you is it me or is it everybody watch this you'll own nothing and you'll be happy just do it from the beginning so you can see what it says because it's predictions eight predictions for the world in 2030. this is real this is not a parody this is not the babylon b this is real eight predictions you'll own nothing and you'll be happy based on the input members the world economic forum whatever you want you'll rent and it'll be delivered by drone you just rent it the us won't be the world's leading superpower oh sorry a handful of countries will dominate look china's in the forefront waving its flag over us you won't die waiting for an organ donor wouldn't it be better you won't transplant organs will print new ones instead yay better you'll eat much less meat an occasional treat not a staple for the good of the environment and our health that's [ __ ] a billion people will be displaced by climate change we'll have to do a better job at welcoming and integrating refugees oh [ __ ] polluters will have to pay to emit carbon dioxide there'll be a global price on carbon this will help make fossil fuels history you could be preparing to go to mars scientists who have worked out how to keep you healthy in space the start of a journey to find alien life western values will have been tested to the breaking point checks and balances that underpin our democracies must not be forgotten
this is so it is weird so when i looked it up it was made in 2016. bro that is so weird i believe like the the you know you won't own any thing you'll write i mean that kind of already has started with like video games and movies remember easter but not your [ __ ] house not your car not your clothes and price wise it might you imagine if they just decide to take back your car because they don't like your politics like this is the fear that people have that's what china has with their social social credit score system like if you do the wrong thing say the wrong thing speak out against the wrong people they'll deny your ability to travel it's like no you can't buy airplane tickets mr redband we saw podcast number 1034. blackmail where you were yeah i mean that's what they're saying there's by regulating all these different things that creates more control over people it's not that it's good to do these things like pollutants what they're saying by they're just getting a firmer and firmer grasp on what people can and can't do if they can tell you don't need meat less meat you need less meat like says who what you need to buy our fake meat you need to buy our plant-based meat it's lower in cholesterol and you know what they're doing in canada now they're putting a warning label on ground beef so if you buy ground beef it's going to put a warning label on the level of saturated fat and it's going to recommend you try a plant-based meat because they're lower in saturated saturated fats what what a warning label you have a warning label on ground beef see if that's true i think it's true i'm 99 sure it's true because i did read it but it i've been doped duped before right i really did think stephen cigar was going to war [Laughter] i was like that crazy [ __ ] zombies train the troops in ukraine because dude he's a [ __ ] i mean he's like literally teaches people in russia which is nuts alberta beef producers unhappy with health canada's plan to require warning labels on ground beef yeah it's real
oh my god it's nuts well canada's nuts right now what are we saying they're falling apart like crazy it says uh but one aspect of the proposed plan isn't sitting right with some canadians ground meat is subject to the label yeah subject to the label so that means a label will be coming to the grocery store shelves warning people well maybe it says it's proposed and doesn't mean it will be put on everything some foods will fall into the cage right but they're saying right but they're saying ground meat is one of those that falls in there which is kind of crazy because there's a lot of hot topic there's a lot of hot debate about whether or not ground meat is actually good for you or meat is actually good for you and that the problem is not the meat the problem is all the other things that people eat with the meat and there's people way more qualified than me to have this discussion they've had this discussion and you'll have to form your own opinions on it but it seems to me that people have been eating meat since we've been people the the problem is the new stuff the new stuff that we haven't been eating as much as like all the [ __ ] corn syrup all the massive amounts of calories in one drink that you you don't even know like 680 [ __ ] calories all the different [ __ ] that we eat that has chemicals and preservatives and we eat so much in this country and salt so much salt everything has so much salt it makes it delicious yeah but still let me add the salt okay i mean some things you're like look at the sodium on this it's i mean joey diaz warned about sodium that's [ __ ] sodium dog that was he was always like anti-sodium yeah well for some people it makes them swell up yeah it makes sense joey had a ring stuck on his hand for like a year that's right he's looking great now though man he uh killing it yeah talking him into coming to vegas really yeah do the show in
vegas i heard he just was on talk to him the other day too and he said he was going to go to a duncan show maybe i don't know if he ever did that or not yeah i'm glad he's getting back up now he's getting back up yeah he destroyed at your show yeah he killed atlantic city especially the second show saturday night he was on fire he's he's the man he's just got to get back on his feet and just start doing comments he's just been enjoying podcasts and [ __ ] which is great but he's too funny he's too funny to not be doing stand-up it's too fun to have around you know he's like the anchor he was always the fun anchor you know joey's always the fun guy he made me go out in atlantic city made me go out to this [ __ ] diner that's in the casino it was a disaster disaster a lot of fun wild people living in new jersey yeah that's that's too hard for you to do now it's jerseys vegas it's like that's that's jersey's videos they don't have a vegas they have the atlantic city and it's it's pretty [ __ ] nice now like is it yeah there's some really nice hotels the hard rock we're at it's [ __ ] nice it's a nice place you know and we went to this uh me and my friend tommy went to this old school pool hall that's there in atlantic city right and it looks like it hadn't changed at all since the 70s it had a pay phone on the wall dude a pay phone and there's like no gambling signs and [ __ ] and the dude who runs it looks like he's been running a pool hall for 50 years it was awesome it was like such an old-school like window into the past that you don't really get much of anymore right but in atlantic city there's still some of those spots they're still around yeah it's a depressing city dude yeah it's not cool that's it that's atlantic city billions i think there's a picture yeah that's what it looks like on the inside look no alcohol beverages no gambling that's my boy tommy cool yeah look how old school no game tommy tommy tommy jr yeah yeah no uh no gambling no cigar smoking you could smoke cigarettes back then look at that phone is out of order like last week it probably shut off what a disgusting thing to have public
phones and now you look at that you're just like how gross is that probably protected our immune systems yeah you know seriously always in contact with cooties and you know you always just held it right into your mouth you know you never even thought about it back then well think about how good your immune system is right you didn't even get covered right you were out all the time even before you got vaccinated you're out all the time now think about all the people that you've met all the hands that you shook like when we used to do shows and we would shake hands with everybody after the show and take pictures dude you probably shook thousands and thousands and thousands of hands over the years and all that stuff got integrated into your system probably that's without uh the [ __ ] the guy from polyface farms joel salatin he drinks out of the same water that the cows drink out of oh i know but he says it protects them protects his gut body like doorknobs well that's what kids do right they're always eating dirt and [ __ ] yeah sucking their thumbs after playing all day yeah i wonder if that's what it is if they're curious or if there's actually some like sort of instinct that makes sense to expose yourself those many things by touching things and putting them in your mouth and your mother's supposed to be there to make sure you don't choke on bones and whatever else you're shoving in there you know probably right mm-hmm makes sense makes sense so we on this right now i think we ran out of steam yeah i gotta go do a show now yeah kill tony uh every monday at the vulcan but don't try buying tickets [ __ ] yeah they're sold out forever and ever it's amazing congratulations it is the cornerstone of the austin comedy scene and i think it's a it's a big factor in all of stand-up comedy because it's amazing place for a showcase for someone to go up you can kill with one minute and you get welcomed and people applaud you and they they root for you and they get excited when you come back and you guys have launched a lot of people's stand-up comedy careers for that yeah you know alan makovsky is out there killing it on
the road and ally started with you guys she started doing a new minute every week live publicly in front of the whole world which is a gangster thing to do doesn't shave her legs sarah and kim did that back in the day a [ __ ] minute every week that's wild that's a wild-ass exercise i'm most proud about hans like he went from living in his van to now headlining and you know it's just so great to see that like i'm really happy for it dude hans kills in arenas i bring hans to arenas he's awesome i jumped that [ __ ] right to the head of the line he's so [ __ ] interesting he's so good yeah he writes all the time i remember the first time he did an arena he was so [ __ ] nervous and he went up there like he owned the place it was amazing i was like yes we were backstage like he [ __ ] did it he went up there just super calm and just took over he's really funny william montgomery he's another guy really really funny really funny really unique that one joke that i love that i won't say on the air but god it's such a good joke it's so clever and he's he's grown so you've you've pushed something that has been driving me crazy for so long on him is just using his notebook and you really got him over that and it's so great to see because he has such a tendency to just read off his notebook turn to the side not even face the audience like he's having his own little conversation listen he's crazy yeah in the best possible way he's really funny he's a really really good guy and he's really [ __ ] nutty on stage and he's just got you know just got to get the right path you know staring at the notes all the time is not the right path because he didn't need him like you're doing 15 minutes right doing 10 minutes you don't need that just get it in your head and run with it and then learn how to do that you're a pro you've been doing it for too long and he's like you're right man you're right you're right what a nightmare but it's just like it's a great community out here there's a lot of really funny people coming up and i think one of the big factors is kill tony i really do believe that because i
think that show is is a wild unhinged like uncensored show which i think is very important to comedy because it's all about just being funny you have one minute you don't have time to be woke you don't have time to have a social justice promotion in the middle of you know you have to kill right this is a shot this is a [ __ ] and then everyone is loved no matter who you are old young you kill gay trans black asian no one gives a [ __ ] it's the same tribe if you're funny you're funny and you're applauded and it sets a good tone for comedy because it lets people know like this is what comedy's about it's it's not about like changing people's minds right like that that stuff's crazy get a podcast okay when you're on stage you're supposed to be killing and kill tony enforces that and you get feedback from these top comics you know like you get don marrero and shane gillis and ari and normand and all these people are on a regular basis sitting in with you tim dillon and it's a [ __ ] amazing resource it's amazing it's such a good show yeah it's so great i love it matt so congratulations thanks spidey all right my man uh death squad uh thursday nights at the vulcan secret show secret show all kinds of people secretly come by and 15 people today nice all right that's it goodbye everybody [Music] you