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Pixar you know what I mean those are the best that eight years of [ __ ] Myspace was the first time we ever encountered someone able to completely lie about what they look like damn they were good [ __ ] got really good they knew all about they didn't know [ __ ] about word or anything but they open up that photoshop they you have to it's like you have to learn how to get your nails done you're going to have to learn how to [ __ ] with photoshop your photos on a lot of girls actually became famous just through being a hot chick on MySpace totally that actually became a movie loved my space so I flyed this chick in and it was one of those where you fly them in for the weekend you know I thought she was hot enough as soon as I picked up the airport I'm like damn uh God damn it she used the good pictures God damn it good from far far from good yeah and and so she was all right so and she wasn't even this [ __ ] I flew this [ __ ] in and she wasn't even giving me any play she wasn't no physical play well you were probably like yeah come on in so what to [ __ ] you or what you know what she is was used to she was used to that you know I'm I'm sure I wasn't the first guy she's used to guys going oh I got my spaced well there's a lot of also there's a lot of girls who feel like one once they give up the [ __ ] once they have sex with you they've lost all their power their whole power is in holding back something fig want out after getting dog like six times they figure damn this sucks dude is all into her dude I'll buy you this I'm gonna do this I'm putting up with all [ __ ] I'm GNA get that and then once you bust that nut and it's Friday night you're like damn this [ __ ] is going to stay here till Sunday and I'm done Friday you know what I mean and this [ __ ] wasn't giving me any play at all this again this is back when I was a [ __ ] and I flew around giving me no play so I decided to take her to the Hustler store and have her you know you know we ended up buying a [ __ ] Fleshlight and uh good story it's an awesome story I like how it ended ended when you stared off in the [ __ ] distance memories doing a podcast I didn't know where to go with that one Jesus Christ Jo why didn't you step in I don't know what happened there I thought he was going to
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take it offline and and it's if it's too expensive for you this is the best way to do it steal the ingredient list copy it down it's not stealing it just copy it you have full right to it's online copy it and make it mix it all up yourself you'll save some money I hope you do and I hope it works if you don't want to do that we sell it if you buy it and you don't like it you get for the first order first 30 pills you get your money back 100% you don't even have to send the pills back we're trying to make it like as easy as possible the last thing I want is anybody to feel ripped off but I use this [ __ ] and I enjoy it and I think it's [ __ ] awesome I love neut Tropics I've been taking neut Tropics before I got involved with Alpha Brain I've taken a bunch of them they work there's vitamins that can enhance the way your mind operates you know it's not great it's not significant it's not going to turn a [ __ ] into a genius but it for me it helps me run smoother uh but I believe in a lot of nutritional supplements I believe in fish oil I take a lot of probiotics I believe in a lot of things that I don't sell I think it's very important to take a lot of nutritious supplements and what happened Brian our screen went bright that's not what the internet this is scary does this internet seees something better why you scaring me with this big bright UFO type [ __ ] [ __ ] by my head uh anyway we also make shroom Tech immune which is an immunity supplement all this is explained on on it.com and like I said first order 100% money back guarantee we used to have it for everything but then some people went online and they sold it all on eBay they got their money back they hacked us so they win so now we changed it so that's it go to on it.com o nn it entering the code name Rogan oh and by the way it's only for your first order after that you got to pay full price the code name Rogan apparently is only good for one time I should probably try to have that changed right yeah yeah I should right okay I'll do that that's it good night show's over listen dead mouses here you dirty [ __ ] the internet has made something happen we've pulled together in less than 24 hours no other interaction with this young man but the internet demanded it and now we're
here stupid cat you're not a DJ I'm watching his cat TJ video genius awesome is that your cat that's that's the professor meowington that's the actual video that's the actual video that's the way the video looks is there wait that you can shut the music off where it doesn't do this for 10 minutes what is this this is that's my Fade Out this is terrible Bri we got to stop for real Dizzy for real it's really obnoxious all right here you go so was that the actual video the music video no no that was just some random bullshittery at the house with the cat oh so there that wasn't the video cuz I thought it was the video and I thought that was [ __ ] genius oh well man to me the word I was looking at I thought this [ __ ] had the balls he had such confidence goddamn music that the music video is going to be a [ __ ] cat hits this electronic thing and the song's coming out of and the cat tripping out on this [ __ ] song that was just was what was actually playing while cat was doing that I don't think anything random radio I can't really remember but just wow to me I thought that was a video and I thought you were a genius well yes yes it is welcome aboard man I just want to say that I think this is uh uh one of the first times the internet has ever pulled people together this quickly like within 24 hours that's the [ __ ] for you that's how the hord work just landed from Omaha yeah it's pretty badass man I mean how it happened I mean I I got uh I don't know how many [ __ ] ret tweets but I get on my computer and I just see RT dead mouse dead mouse dead mouse I go oh what the [ __ ] going on here and then I click on one of them I'm like oh he wants to do a podcast oh [ __ ] yeah so I I you know do you back and then all of a sudden Brian's on it and Brian you know sorts the whole thing out actually there was about three months ago I I uh started watching cuz uh he's been on he go you you go on Ustream all the time and just like pretty much like work you you just talk to people and stuff and I was one in the chat room once going please come on The Joe Rogan podcast please come and the next thing I know I started asking Twitter followers to help me so we would just like attack your chat rooms like
please come on how did you did that what got you in did you get pestered by by hand well like a hosle takeover no mean I mean I mean what got you intrigued to come here you don't you've never listened to the podcast before yeah you're right I've actually never listened to it uh but of course I know your work and I I've seen you here and there and uh this and that and [ __ ] you know I'm like thinking [ __ ] man you know what because I've I've actually known that everyone's like oh dude get on the Joe Rogan thing get on the Joe Rogan thing and I'm thinking [ __ ] is this guy G to like ter me a new [ __ ] or I don't know you know what I mean why do that I I dude why do other people do other things there are people men i' I've heard people on people's shows you know where where someone will get hostile and it's it's real uncomfortable and it's [ __ ] shitty and and I've had that happened to me before once where I I was invited out to this Radio Show in Australia and they were like oh he's kind of a joker I'm like dude whatever I I can [ __ ] counter troll a troll whatever no big deal I get in there I thought it would be fun funny you know what I mean it's like a big piss take on everything but dude the I was like basically hey [ __ ] you well what you know what I mean it's just like you know like and all this [ __ ] like oh well your music suck so and hey what the [ __ ] is this rumor about you I'm like dude are we getting to a punch line with any of this [ __ ] and I and I ended up actually just well not getting like I didn't rage quit but I just I just went through it and went why am I doing this thanks thanks for the interview why do people think that's okay to do ratings hey I just they want that one little [ __ ] snippet off you that they think is ruin your career but it's actually going to just throw it overboard those guys are dinosaurs those morons that are like making conflict up they're dinosaurs yeah well enough for those [ __ ] but I mean I I won't lie to you you know what I mean a little bit of that [ __ ] little [ __ ] was in the back of my head so I'm like no but you know what I'll tell you what it was it was uh I had a chat with Carson Dy the other day and I said Hey Joe Rogan come on what you do he's like dude do it do it you'll have
so much fun and I'm like yeah you know what [ __ ] it Carson talked you into it yeah beautiful I got to give him a hug next time I see him come in here right yeah he's going to do it eventually we we had to resched it I think to may I think I forget when we resched it to but um yeah he's going to come in and do the podcast and bring his show in here as well we're gonna do his whole show from here he's a good dude yeah he's really Co but yeah I mean if I didn't know me I might think I'd be a douchebag too that's all right I look exactly like a douchebag should look what did you know exactly huh what did you know exactly about this is uncomfortable with me this is going to get [ __ ] off can I go mate the corner instead of are you a u UFC fan uh too agree I I'm actually friends with uh Dana and uh Jamie Dana White and Jamie uh Jamie [ __ ] I can never remember that name you know him I know you know him hang I got it dude what is that uh video game character on your neck is that a space invader that is a space invader congrat [ __ ] everyone always ask me hey that's from that show or that's the you know but also it's actually more the tattoos from the the street artist Invader and what he did he went around England and did all these little tile sets all over these buildings so now wow like he replaced the tile with his own tiles that had a pattern in it through the gift shop remember he's in that movie I I never watched that movie oh it's one of the best movies everybody tells me everybody tells amazing BR yeah it's one of those movies like I was saying last night about Restrepo everybody tells me I have to see it I have it I have it it's sitting there on the Shelf I just when I'm home I'm like let's see what South Park did this week you know looking at the DVR I always go to silly I go to Anthony Bourdain or fights that's all I really ever want to watch and movies are really it's really hard to get me to watch a movie right you know but um uh anyway I just thought it was a cool thing it was a cool thing how it all happened I was excited and I'm I'm glad glad uh we could uh soothe your fears of me being a [ __ ] how many tattoos do you actually have you because last time you were in La I think you got a tattoo and
uh M you're a youngish man it's amazing you met how old you brother I just turned 31 31 I was going to get less than 30 20 I was going to this 28 that'll do yeah you're you're all flooded up with tattoos on a young on a young tip yeah I'm I'm kind of poised to be the next Illustrated Man I guess I don't know what is the uh hearts on the left elbow oh that's a Legend of Zelda yeah so let me ask you this man you're you're a [ __ ] huge electronic creative music guy you're you know I had no idea how big you were to be honest with you I had heard of you before I thought the logo was cool as [ __ ] like I'd see some imagery and um some electronic imagery of the you know your your logo and [ __ ] I'm like wow that's like there's something compelling about it it's like an evil Twisted psychedelic Mickey Mouse type thing I don't know what whatever it was but um then I started looking into it and and I read some thing that you you guys were at the [ __ ] Roger Center you guys did the Roger Center yeah that was [ __ ] up and I'm like oh my God cuz we did the UFC there and it was the biggest UFC ever it was 60,000 people I'm like you're rocking out the 60,000 [ __ ] people well we did 20 cuz we just had the floor and some of the seats but like to see that place filled with 60 must be [ __ ] insane I've never seen it with 60e you know that place is so big you know the whole deal Hut works but for people who don't know at home there's a hotel inside the arena and the windows face where they play baseball like it's so [ __ ] big and this is all indoors you know CU Canada gets cold as [ __ ] in the winter and so it's so big that you can play baseball like guys like Jose cono can hit home runs inside this [ __ ] place and and not and still have room to spare and still not hit the hotel tell I mean it's Insanity it's like a it's one of the most amazing constructions I've ever been inside of it's also the most insanely [ __ ] impossible to rig too because of the way that that Dome is the retracting Dome part those rigging points so if they wanted to get I I didn't see the UFC show there but like if they wanted like lights on top of the Ring well they can't just float out of nowhere they have to be rigged all the way the [ __ ] up Tock to the top and then
they had to do it with ours cuz we had a big spider trust going across the whole thing was only maybe about 30 ft up from the floor but less 200t from the ceiling so it's just like this [ __ ] up rigging yeah that's a big thing with traveling artists right like the sets that you guys bring that's like a big thing right yeah like you two apparently has some monstrous giganto set that takes like a whole there's a different actually as part of their [ __ ] deal is they they permanently build those structures uh like they literally lay cement and then build [ __ ] buildings so when they get to each Arena they do this yes they but they've only done it like uh they have different versions of it that they can scale down or scale up so when they do do it at the Roger center it's like a kind of cheaper version of it but looks the same kind of thing but they had some in uh you know in Europe that they actually had to permanently build a structure for it and the structure is still [ __ ] there and they're trying to sell them yeah it's all part of the thing but it's [ __ ] crazy I don't think I'll ever go that way how did you get to be this guy what what what what separated you from the pack so many people making music electronically you know it's so it's so uh it's such a popular genre now did you start off as a DJ like no no I've never spun a [ __ ] record in my life as a matter of fact DJ mixer no you don't like that phrase what you how can I say I don't like it it's so generalized that you kind of have to welcome it it's like you know I'm not a comedian I'm a [ __ ] laugh technician right like the [ __ ] so um what would you call yourself I I I don't know musician a musician artist producer whatever you know Eddie is besides being a Jiu-Jitsu Master is a um he is he's a Jiu-Jitsu Master that's what he does no [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah it sounded hilarious but no he's like one of the top Jiu-Jitsu instructors in the world all right I'll keep my he's a famous uh martial artist yeah yeah for real I mean he doesn't look like he's a famous martial artist but uh besides that he he makes a lot of music he's makes a lot of electronic music and [ __ ] like that so I know like so you get like hey you're [ __ ] you're that Katey guy I'm a musician first man I started Jiu-Jitsu when I was 24 I've been producing music since I was
10 I got into Jiu-Jitsu just to stay in shape and the Jiu-Jitsu blew up but I'm like I'm a [ __ ] musician I'm a music that's what I do and the Jiu-Jitsu was a total hobby on the side and that blew up so you know so now over the last five years I'm trying to prove to all the people that know me through Jiu-Jitsu they think oh he's trying to do music they never took my music seriously dude I know people like that around the block well there's always going to be haters in every well it took I understand it because no one ever in athletics is ever made it in music so they're looking at me as like some famous athlete who's trying to make it in music I'm like dude I've been musician the whole time the Jiu-Jitsu was brand new and it was part-time so it's like a weird thing that you what about the Super Bowl Shuffle are you ignoring the Super Bowl Shuffle what is that when you say no famous athletes have ever made it in music what's the Super Bowl Shuffle sounds so [ __ ] awesome Chicago Bears Super Bowl shle refrigerator there's only a couple Sha Sha did an album no gave a [ __ ] I thought his album was Bryant I think did an R&B record shut the [ __ ] up Kobe Bryant did not do an R&B record oh my God I would love to listen to that just for the [ __ ] pure comedy of could be see you can find Kobe bbrian please Google that I need to know that this is real have the Kobe Bryant there never been a professional famous athlete who has made it in music never been the world won't give you both okay so how did you uh that's the problem that's the problem is like I've been a musician my whole life and I'm not an athlete right that's I'm not an athlete you well the world says [ __ ] you we don't care we're only going give you one how did you become how did you get through what what did you do well you know like I I I guess the way it kind of looks over the last five years right is you get [ __ ] um a lot of people thinking this is like some culminated overnight [ __ ] story that's happened over the last three but you know in my mind and and I know because I've grown up with it is uh you know it's a it's a culmination of uh [ __ ] you know just 10 years of just wanting to do something have some predefined [ __ ] goals and then work towards it you know because I mean I
really got interested in computer music when I was about you know 16 17 and it was at such a time in in the world where computer music wasn't really feasible it was like you know you know Russell Peter's a comedian you're yeah he's Canadian he he loves you he's he's on his way down oh is he really yeah he's coming because he wants to meet you yeah do this well he wants to hang out with you oh okay [ __ ] yeah tell my story of how uh I actually met dead mouse at a show you did what do you prefer do you prefer your actual name well if we start [ __ ] saying dead there's going to be another death rumor I've had I've had three in the last rumors four months you hear today man what you hear about Whitney Houston today yeah I you know what I just heard about it about like three hours ago related who knows she's you know who knows I have no idea but she's 48 years old you got to wonder you know what happened oh it's fairly young to just be dying it's very sad man if it is if it is a a cocaine thing if all the rumors are true obviously I don't I'm never hanging out with her I don't know if she's really doing coke or was doing coke Joey Diaz told us those great stories remember that yeah oh my God I tweeted that today and people got mad at me cuz I tweeted that story well I I'm kind of hoping well she's an amazing artist but you know so were you into depes mode at I got like Tears for Fears that was like the closest thing to electron was like has always been that's that's my soul is the what were you saying about Whitney Hy you kind of hoping what well I mean I'm just kind of like morbidly hoping it's not too drug related or drug related for that matter too I'm saying it's like she's dead it's a shitty [ __ ] thing but would just be an extra shame if it was all well the only thing that would help if if anything is that some maybe it might influence some people to avoid those particular drugs you know it's there's no there's no happy ending Coke stories there's nobody is like you know wasn't until I started doing coke that I really got my [ __ ] together you know I mean we always talk about weed like you know Eddie you you and I in particular are so um we we're always so positive about weed you don't have to use hand signals
man you want another Corona yeah hey hey someone can I have another can I send youer run or send home girl don't want to interrupt the talking people hey home girl come here hey uh Penthouse Pet of the Year That's How Strong this place is of the year you just got awarded I I'll give you that reward here I'll have reward here give this to the bartender thank you just go yeah and just go get a a bunch of beers exactly what I was thinking too I was totally thinking right before you said I'm like there's no beer you know what we can't go to the bar so it's the rest of the show with no more beer that's going to get Bor you know why he was thinking that cuz he's the Indian's out right now the IND the Indian won't come out in less than three coron tonight no I'd have to have like four or five shots come on dude the Indians already out I got news for you the Indians here right now said he's here right now bro he's sharpening his Tomahawk with a with a file are we all on the air no no definitely not we take a break no we're on the air man oh [ __ ] okay yeah we're not going anywhere so bring us back to it so you uh you you Tears for Fears yeah oh yeah you know what my dad I kind of owe it to Columbia House thank God they're not [ __ ] around too much these days cuz they they'd be the first on dibs but with the whole Columbia House deal is you know my dad got this new luxman CD player Cutting Edge [ __ ] technology at the time and he bought into that um you know get X CDs for a penny [ __ ] thing you remember that yeah I remember that I did that a lot yeah I did that [ __ ] a lot how did they ever make any money exactly right well they must have made at least [ __ ] 100 cents something must have happened damn I totally forgot about that that [ __ ] would have never came up on dude I did it I did it twice with cassettes 11 CDs for a penny yeah I don't think I ever got to the CDs I think got to buy one a year or something something ridiculous like that and they send them to you and you ignore them and if you don't send them back you owe them money or something like that that actually was part of it that's how they afford it [ __ ] was completely ridicul put your fake names you just put any name your
address any name that's not me do you remember that how what a Preposterous marketing strategy we're going to give you 100 [ __ ] CDs for 99 how do you split that with the bands [ __ ] holy [ __ ] they're already get nothing yeah what what was it just like extra stock I mean what was that there's what is the re I mean more Foreigner albums were distributed that way than anything Foreigner and journey those [ __ ] Journey cassettes just flew out the door that was the first thing that people picked on the list dude I was working a record store right when CDs were coming in and like cassettes were like going down we still records but cassett cassettes were the bomb cassettes were everything Cass did you get H or did you just get all all this gay I'll have a Corona cool that's a lot of coron Coronas are cool thank you sir we go [ __ ] so anyway the the so you started creating music and how did you get I mean you you obviously there's been some sort of a massive leap somewhere along the line that you've gotten to be this guy who can [ __ ] sell the Roger Center I mean that's that's incredible man it took a while you know it took like you know four yearsing that's insane four years how did that happen don't do ever [ __ ] say that's a while man that's crazy you know me people are screaming at their their their their computer right now a while and to go from four years of creating music to all of a sudden be selling out the Roger Center that's amazing yeah that is really cool that's staggering well you know like it's just I guess I'm you know super lucky to be in this climate of you know the the velopment of you know what I'm trying to get at is how do you think you hit this resonance I mean what you're doing is is really like funky electronic [ __ ] but you obviously have hit a residence that people are are really drawn to it's not simply you know you've been in the business you got lucky you stumbled in no D they there's people that love the sounds you're creating yeah okay I mean there's a definitely a music element in that of course you know I since I was eight you know my parents put me in like boot camp after school so between the time hours of like three and
when they got off at work I was classically trained the whole time wow okay that's like but but I forgot all that [ __ ] when I was 16 cuz then computers kind of came out and I'm like well you know [ __ ] a piano right yeah uh but but but [ __ ] me did that ever come in handy later I'm sure you know cuz you just work out Melodies counter Melodies all that stuff requires a certain amount of intelligence it's not just [ __ ] know how to [ __ ] that Mouse head that Mouse head's a good move too dude I'll tell you what the listening to you because of the mouse head makes me feel cooler when I was I was watching some YouTube clips and you were on stage and you had the mouse head on and you were rocking out and the crowd was rocking out and I was like there's something dope about that there's something I like the fact this [ __ ] guy is wearing a crazy giant mouse head he was actually a big influence on my idea for the logo because I've always recognized him as uh his Mouse head and so then I was like dude he is are a master almost of marketing because you know the the idea the mouse has I did do a lot of that how does Disney not sh the dick off you well no me and Disney are cool now you're cool now yeah actually it was really funny we had to play a show in Anaheim once at uh this at the thing and they were like uh dude you know Disney called and they want you to come play it dude I'm thinking I'm going to be led into this like [ __ ] dark room and Mickey and Goofy are going to come out somea the [ __ ] out of come here Joel the [ __ ] you to what the [ __ ] so no Disney has never had an issue with it at all no we're we're totally cool cuz it is a different shape it is a different shape it's a different thing and I'm not they're not really well iess I guess they are sections of them that are in the music business and stuff like that but it's so distinguishable between the two identities that they're just like yeah that's cool but I'm wondering at the same time too because when I did file for uh design patents on my logo and stuff like that it's like one of the first things I had to do was go to different countries and apply for logo copyrights and stuff like that now Disney must have a crack [ __ ] team of Experts of you know people doing this [ __ ] because I'll tell you I used to
work for a software company in Belgium that used to have a uh a Studio software and it was called Fruity Loops yeah favor Kelloggs put a [ __ ] cease and toist are you serious on the name and and dude we're talking Cal and music application nothing to do with each other but for whatever reason you know they gave in to the machine and said we're going to have to rename this St still like you know once everyone still calls it yeah but if they if they own the name they don't want you using it for anything I can understand that well true like Mouse D Danger Mouse dead mouse [ __ ] Mighty Mouse you know I meanone an animal you get you don't get to I'm lion I'm the only lion you know you don't get to own that that's silly there's true but the similarities of the you know the circle and the thing thought that was a little close so I I kind of thought that maybe someone was asleep at the wheel right you know when we had when they had gone through because basically it was one day it was a call from my lawyer saying dude you got the patent you're you're good so you're virtually untouchable right now you I think Disney they're so baller they don't give a [ __ ] Disney they're just the executives are sitting around in Gold underwear laying on stacks of cash let that [ __ ] have his [ __ ] logo whatever who gives a [ __ ] C Department of Disney are suing other Departments of Disney for real well I'm sure do you know this for a fact or no I don't but I careful about say that sure it happens you know what I mean probably doesn't happen I'm going to go out in Limb and say it doesn't happen Disney was actually where I got my very first development deal I did a sitcom for Disney in 19 194 sh the [ __ ] up they were very nice you know and I was a dirty comedian man I was a [ __ ] terrible dirty comedian and they gave me a development deal they were pretty cool they're a lot more open-minded than you would think you know there's essentially just an entertainment company but the name Disney like you automatically associate everything with like super Family Values type [ __ ] yeah right every that was up to Jonas Brothers and all that that's just smart business you know like there's there's a lot of money in that babysitting money it's so [ __ ] lot of money man you know it's out there
like Bill Hicks used to talk about with the you know um remember when um um Tiffany and Debbie Gibson were all the [ __ ] that's when Bill Hicks was alive and he used to have all these jokes about Tiffany and Debbie Gib and how ridiculous it was but the bottom line is somebody likes that man somebody likes that there's babysitting money out there you know when you uh met me and Moto how one how did you where did you meet I think I was the only guy that was able to spot him out he walked by because is that the game designer Creator Super Mario Brothers all that stuff uh and like where were you Baseline Baseline where were you at when that happened I was actually in my trailer and we um he was he was he was not to be announced is his last name mamoto or mamoto his last name yeah shuru or shigi in Japanese um if you were if your name was like mamoto Musashi if that was your name you would say moushi mamoto right you would say I I believe so what's going on there Brian being assaulted your mic is totally dead oh there you go um so he has another name is that the misashi is his last name or is is his last name shuru is his first name oh mamoto shuru because you even in your live shows you incorporate like like like your your logo inside like video games and stuff like on your LED wall right I've seen that before somewh uh did did did he know who you were did I don't know but he he's he's very Japanese he had a translator with him and all that so it was actually kind of funny when I talked to him obviously I told him I was a big fan you he's like oh okay and then you know I've got this uh ghost boo tattoo on he sign your arm yeah he did he so he signed my arm and I tattoed over immediately called up peew on Sunset and I'm like bro got to tattoo this that's a yeah I've seen a few people have other people's names tattooed on their arms Mark Maron recently did that some guy uh had Mark sign his arm and then he had a tattooed on that's got to be a trip well I've done that for a lot of fans too you know so it only seems right you know what I mean because you're thinking for a while like man this kid's crazy and you're like he's like sign my arm sign my arm you're going to get this I'm going to get this tattoo and I signed his arm and lo and behold I see him at a future gig
he's like dude remember you saw I [ __ ] got a tattooed I'm like dude nuts with kiss a Lott tattoos and [ __ ] I have a t-shirt company it's called higher primate it's one of them that I'm wearing it's all mostly just monkeys and weed and monkeys and psychedelics monkeys DMT monkeys and mushrooms but a lot of people have taken the images and turn them into tattoos and it's crazy I I I've collected a bunch of images but it's it's really a trip to me like these teachers that I'm selling like one dude has the whole back of his neck is this psychedelic monkey a monkey in the Lotus position his third eyes glowing and it's like it's pretty [ __ ] badass he's sitting on the DMT molecule in a in a inside of a Lotus Flower this guy got it tattooed on his neck I'm like w this is kind of crazy and that thing that the Brian's logo the um the Des Squad logo but it's actually changed the new one is different so unfortunately for all those people that got that one he was telling me about this on the way in Chang I don't like I don't like you changed it the new one sucks I'm going to be honest with you this one's the [ __ ] what you don't like one I like I don't like the mustache I don't like his chaplain but I do like the fact that he's strapped together with dynamite the new guy it's like it's like he's you know a a bunny from another planet yeah he's a robot don't make fun of bunnies please I love bunnies they're delicious you must have don't even [ __ ] mashed potatoes Indian will [ __ ] you up you you were saying that like like millions of people have your tattoo and that has to be I even thought about there has to be a lot definitely in the hundreds of thousands I think that's amazing hundreds of I've actually even thought about getting your loo on I have the first one this is the first one see that oh wow and what is on the right hand side of the mouse actually I'll tell you a funny story it's a it's a UPC uh barcode because I was working with a software company at the time and they did uh barcode measurement system kind of thing and I thought wow I wonder if you could actually scan a barcode that if it was like tattooed on you and then it it didn't work oh myth myth [ __ ] busted yeah there you go did you did you started off doing
web design right like I I also did and I hated it did you did you enjoy it well I enjoyed it when it was cool and fun and I had a really client he's like yeah that's rad but I hated it when hey it's it's it's a little too blue yeah maybe we can add some green like dude well I'm the [ __ ] designer right so how about I design the [ __ ] thing well if you got all the ideas in your head and you know how to do it then what the [ __ ] do you need me for so if you had a if you had a client the client came to you and said bro if you had a client and the client came to you and said hey uh um you know we have our dairy farm we're trying to build a website you're like all right I'm going to do it my way [ __ ] well my way in what I would think is kind of cool you work with a customer to agree but some of the customers are just like some of the clients are just like dude you're doing this wrong and uh and I think that you know the balance of the way that this load I understand all right then then why don't you do it yeah you have to have a certain amount of artistic license to do you only think you don't actually go to them but no that's also one of the reasons why you're probably so great at your music is that you know you have a very specific vision and you're you're really uh uh Enchanted by that Vision you want to follow it well that's the fun thing about being a producer of electronic music because I mean electronic music's had this stigma for like you know a good decade and a half of you know basically people taking other people's music and and then you know working in all these justifications as to why it's an art form okay yes turntablism in itself definitely a [ __ ] art form you know it's like look at [ __ ] certs you know and all that [ __ ] just going [ __ ] crazy with that that's fine but I always say can you do it can can I do it I can't do it well there got to be an art form it's got to be it's you can't tell me that there's not a there I think carpentry is an art form absolutely is everything is you know sure everything with focus and intent and you use your creativity but you know since you know the the term DJ you know was coined and then people started getting like kind of lazy with it to the point well with electronic music to where you could just
play the hit big track and then just fade out that last 30 seconds and then fade in the first 30 seconds of the other one now that's to me that's not very art and and it's not you and you're not adding any unique element into it so to have the kind of control where you're making the music that allows you to do that and in different ways you know what I mean that's what makes it special and unique to that one guy as opposed to Unique to that one group of [ __ ] guys you know and yeah and it was getting really stagnant and there was DJ this DJ that DJ this DJ that when it was all down to the playlist at the end of the day and none of those guys had any of their own [ __ ] in there that made it unique to them it's just like you think that that's a just a part of the Natural Evolution of Music and that sort of had to happen before everybody went hey you know what man you guys are just copying other [ __ ] take like man Styles right you got a guy with a [ __ ] log and he's going do do do on the [ __ ] log and everyone's like yeah right and then this other dude was like yeah we'll [ __ ] check this out and he takes the [ __ ] log does the exact same thing you know what I mean it's just not like then he's like debunking the other [ __ ] dude right it escalating it so the the like the people would criticize you oh all you're doing is playing other people's [ __ ] and then people go okay well I'm going to make my own [ __ ] is that what happened I think that's what happened yeah and it had to happen because you know it was uh you know to legitimize the music well to both that and and and and make things unique for that were like you know associated with that one person as opposed to something that was this group of people that you weren't quite sure who was doing what and which DJ was better than the other one I love the fact that you can just make all these noise is just on your computer now I mean I know you might not be able to do what you do but Brian's made some crazy [ __ ] just with Garage Band yeah absolutely last album was done completely in garage band they're huge what is it justice justice never heard of them Justice really I'm an old man out of I listen to like Greg almond well they're a little dirtier a little grungier sounding the my stuff and
listen to Leonard Skinner [ __ ] their [ __ ] is awesome and it's and it's so lowf low no no million doll Studio [ __ ] do you like bands like The Black Keys I love them I Love Actually I worked with them you're [ __ ] cat's mailing is it freak sorry you work with them where'd you work with them uh we did the VGA or sorry the VMAs oh really wait what the [ __ ] did we do what was it oh my god really you sleeping my manager's [ __ ] asleep earning is 20% whoa hold on 20 for real talk to me about that listen that's [ __ ] negotiate yeah we're supposed to pay 20 there's my one I haven't even heard of the best getting more than 15 that's okay he he earns it he's he's tired cuz he was working so [ __ ] hard today at the gramys my goodness are you nominated for anything uh yeah three three three of them wow don't ask me what they are please it's kind of cool forgot best dance I believe and you got know come on I got a VH1 best of award so anyway [ __ ] you're making me lose [ __ ] uh Black Keys uh yeah Black Keys dude it was amazing we did uh oh the VMAs yes the music awards that MTV yes yeah and um we kind of I was uh kind of charged with the task of being like the house music guy like you know throughout the whole night so like he and the commercial break here's this guy in the mouse head okay here's a commercial VMS you did ver Virgin Mobile Fest VMA oh virgin music a or [ __ ] Video Music Awards it should the mvas music video awards right Video Music Awards so I had to work with all these other artists like Robin and um Jason Derulo The Black Keys and someone else but um anyway the point was is I had to kind of take their stuff and electronic eyes it and remix it in a way that you know they could either perform with and play with and all that stuff and I did uh I did that song that really good song by The Black Keys [ __ ] got to get a new one an older one it's an older one it was it was their big hit ah jeez Joe loves the black key love you love them but you can't trying to think of what what um what song you could be think so many songs tighten up thank you thank you is it tighten up yes it was definitely tighten up and it was really cool so I did this kind of cool version of it and it you know and then played that out during the commercial break and
and and they were into it and they were like dudee yeah we we should probably you know like make this an unofficial remix or something like that and I'm was like oh man that'd be awesome but I got to work on so much [ __ ] that it just we never got around to it oh that's too bad yeah dude I you know it's people's taste in music is so bizarre I put on uh I asked Brian to put on Little Black Submarines last night while we were doing our Ice House Chronicles show and I'm like this is one of my favorite songs man I love this [ __ ] song and I expected a lot of people and most people on Twitter ironically were they were in agreement like wow what a great [ __ ] song but on my message board my message board is filled with so many [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] it's a cun it's it's a [ __ ] Farm a cun Farm say anything you want [ __ ] [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] Farm the guys were [ __ ] on this song it's nothing it's it makes me think a Stairway to Heaven shut your [ __ ] dumb hole cun hole shut your cun hole you dumb negative [ __ ] face [ __ ] it's a great goddamn song for you to just get on negative like that I guarantee you your life is a bag of [ __ ] it's okay to be subjective about music it's okay to be subjective but it's not to be like you know that song's brilliant man it's brilliant and I'm just kidding obviously you're allowed to hate it obviously I'm only [ __ ] around people get man we you [ __ ] dictate what I like I'm a lot of this passion is just for entertainment okay I don't really want you to people get so serious like we were talking about Margaret Thatcher the other day and I'm like women shouldn't be allowed to run anything half of that I'm joking around it's for fun but I got so many women that got mad at me like really I'm like do you not know any men do you not know what happens when five get together and drink and smoke pot they start talking [ __ ] and when one guy starts talking about how awesome margar thater is the every other dude in the room go margar thater can suck my dick that's all you start thinking that's how guys react they're like what the only reason why she was running [ __ ] is cuz all those English guys just you know n none of them could [ __ ] her so they'll let her you know we're making things up we don't really believe anything we're saying
we're just trying to be funny I'm sure Margaret Thatcher was awesome by the way Merill stre wonderful actress I was only joking around when I said she sucked she can't carry damage arguing with people no this is my point I have a point to all this it's arguing with people on the internet you know it's like people's Taste of the internet because when we started putting that you're going to be on 99% of the people were super psyched what was the 1% there's 1% [ __ ] faces shitthead loser negative you got to give it up you got to give it up to that one [ __ ] guy cuz he's the guy that's first in line that starts the ball of negativity so here's the thing is is you read you got to give it up there's a science well yeah and no okay but there's a there's a science behind all of this [ __ ] trolling there really is so you go look at a YouTube video and if a top rated or most recent comment is something negative people tend to agree with that whether they believe it or not you know what I mean so it's like yeah [ __ ] this yeah you know what you're right [ __ ] this and yeah those other two dudes are right [ __ ] him yeah right yeah no I I enjoy that I enjoy the one completely out to left field super super negative you know in a world full of Happiness as long as it's well crafted as long as it's handmade if it's just some yeah well [ __ ] it yeah very rarely one of my favorite uh guys is daav punk and their film interstella I I must watch at least once a month do you ever have any plans to like maybe release like a fulllength movie using your music and maybe animation using your logo or something well like that's that's a project among projects right if you did that then maybe Disney might want to read yeah seriously do it if you were making your own animation with the mouse I think I was actually up there in that whole like uh pot of names to do the Tron thing oh really yeah I thought I was do the music soundtrack what to do the soundtra right but but honestly if it was me and I knew they were in there I'd have to give it to them I enjoyed that Music Man a little bit of it was geek Nostalgia from I I enjoyed the first movie and I was like looking forward to it but it was also just just for the sheer cinematic this the the the visual of it all the world they created I I give it to you it
doesn't have to be a perfect story you're doing a lot you know you're getting a lot of [ __ ] done here you creating this crazy artificial world where people ride motorcycles and chop each other in half you know right I'll let I'll let you slide yeah you got a Tron little mouse man I love it and it was kind of interesting how they're not quite ready to do human faces you know the William what is his name William HT William HT William ht's character it was pretty close but it was a little creepy it was a little creepy haven't watched marginally better I haven't seen it I don't want to ruin the 3D TV marginally better than I am Legend when the lion comes out remember when the lion comes out and I am Legend what happened it looks terrible it it ruined the whole movie for me this line looks so stupid it looks like a lion from Dora the Explorer it was like Dora the Dora the Explorer lion comes out of the bushes it was ridiculous it was terrible CGI they can't do animals that are real yet they can do dinosaurs they can do aliens they can do all sorts of [ __ ] that doesn't exist they're good with old men oh they they're not bad they're not bad fantasy old men they got that it's easy easy they look real hot chicks cartoon they can't get that they're pretty close I agree with you that's the hardest one every year they're discussing the hot chick you could deal with a real rough texture with the old man what they can't do though they can't do animals yet they can't do like a dog is it like the fur look yeah it's the fur it's the face it looks fake definitely the hair that's not my department the fur it's it's a real issue it doesn't look good I'm about to actually embark on a serious CG Journey that I can't really give too much uh information about but we we're actually like been bidding around with companies right now and dude we're looking at like 500 Grand a minute are you serious it's going to make 500 Grand a minute cost 500 Grand a minute Grand Hollywood about no no but we're talking like final rendered all my God that's insane so for it is so expensive for a 90-minute movie what is that $45 million no well no I mean if you want to inject it into a scene you need to take that to Cambodia you just need to call actually if it's
entirely if it's entirely CG if it's entirely CG like Final Fantasy rul that's the worst that's significant cheaper but if you're doing camera tracking with real world stuff and doing it right then that's when it gets expensive $500,000 a minute a [ __ ] minute so for real it is really is $45 million for a 90-minute movie not if it's all CG and and it's not like [ __ ] like Transformers okay is not going to cost 500 but a but a movie like Final Fantasy yeah no because it's all CG it Inc incorporates no real world [ __ ] issue when you incorporate real world right yes because you have to do camera tracking and all this crazy [ __ ] that makes sense yeah damn you're very knowledgeable with all this I had [ __ ] two hour long meeting about it today half a million dollar a day [ __ ] Jammy damn they made sure he knew do you know how much a they sometimes do it with music videos but what they do is they'll take that minute and they'll split it over the whole video of like if it's seven minute long video it's not it's not going to be six minutes of this and then oh last minute is all CG they cut it and they edit it and all that stuff that's so hard to wrap your head around expensive that's when you just need to dat a CGI artist that's all you should do why don't you just you know as girl that's how Brian Brian soluion for everything I I know about [ __ ] 30 very single very nerdy [ __ ] talented [ __ ] who can whip that [ __ ] up like date every one week you date a shadower one week you date a [ __ ] motion tracker one week you're going to your life is going to be a graveyard as his can I tell my dead mouse blow it up story I want to blow sure this is my um this is my story uh I don't know maybe a year cool story bro year oh no you just got shut down son come this is based on the Merit of your previous stories he doesn't even know you no no seriously I'm going to blow your music up right now seriously that's not what he needs at this point but I going to tell my story I got to I got a dead MTH story you are you going to redeem yourself from the previous story that what's going dead mouth story yes does this one have an ending I do he's you know what you know what listen he's here we're doing a podcast and I
have a dead mouth story like might as well tell the story okay so about a year and a half ago he does a big thing at the Staple Center with a bunch of other DJ it's like a big gaming convention thing E3 E3 big thing staple set huge Danny loner dude who's producing my stuff X9 snails he has tickets he calls me up you want to go I go cool we go last minute the show is huge it's massive it's amazing I really didn't get to hear Too Much music I really wasn't paying attention at this point I didn't hear I didn't know any Dead Mouse stuff I didn't know and uh we went backstage you know took some pictures I met him briefly I I don't I I remember the tattoo now when I see him so um six months goes by I'm getting I'm getting tattoo um getting ink done and dude who's tattooing me he's got Pandora dub step going on and I'm sitting there for like five hours listening and I don't like anything man it's very hard for me to be excited about music man you got to be [ __ ] good the whole day goes by and one song song crushes me bass nectar Time Stretch I heard that [ __ ] I was getting in I'm like [ __ ] Time Stretch by bass nectar is amazing it blew me away so we had to stop tattoo and I had to write that [ __ ] down I'm like rarely do I get blown away like that most of that [ __ ] was just like good production but I'm like where's the song I'm looking for the song I need to hear that throw that [ __ ] on oh dude it's amazing I don't B nectar bass nectar Time Stretch one of the most amazing songs ever bet it's on there it's in the dead mouse er uh uh era but let me finish my story I like how this is a dead mouse story is that that's not you hold on hold on a second that's not your [ __ ] super talented [ __ ] so I the whole day there's one song bass actor time stret right so then I get in my car my arms all wrapped up and I go I got one awesome song by just listening to you know listening to a Pandora dubstep station so right there on my way home is going to take about an hour hour and a half to get home with traffic I put on dubs I wanted to find another song so I kept listening song after song after song an hour into and then boom ghost and stuff come up comes on I'm like holy [ __ ] that's his stuff that's dead okay find that one ghost and
stuff ghost and stuff find that CU we couldn't call it ghost and [ __ ] I heard that [ __ ] and no serious this is a real story bam bought it on iTunes right away there's no way this is a real story this is like a make belief story like you're in a castle yeah yes exactly I don't know what that means but but that's the way it went down I wasn't I didn't like anything the whole day all the whole day of listening to dubstep bass nectar Time Stretch and your ghost and stuff that [ __ ] floored me I bought it on iTunes I don't buy [ __ ] unless it's [ __ ] deep let me hear some volume Brian that's some real [ __ ] right there he's looking at me it's like do you want to do it you want to push the feder up he's scared it'd be like cooking in front of Anthony bouran I'm not sure what mix this is I don't know if this is the same it's the original one is that loud in your ears yeah you can tell you can tell instantly that it's the original yeah this is the original oh this is cool no I don't get tired of this [ __ ] one what do you uh what do you uh your own music play free bird but listen man for me this is all unique I I I apologize but I'm enjoying it um how are you creating this what are you using this one is actually this is the only one I didn't do in a studio I did in a hotel room in uh England in London yeah it was really funny and the name came up uh yeah yeah just chilling out and I got some computers and stuff and there's that Baseline again look you that's UFOs man it's the government governments listen I'm I'm I'm messing about and I'm talking to uh he's he's a big DJ over in England Pete Tong uh he does the BBC Radio One show and all that stuff and uh we we had some discussion about the hotel that I was staying in and he's like yeah bro it's haunted uh you know and doors are opening and shutting in my room and [ __ ] and I got so you know and I'm just kind of like I I name songs that like spur the moment kind of [ __ ] thing I don't I don't really put any thought into the name so I just called it ghost and [ __ ] so I I sent it off yeah and then we send it off to Emi and they're like oh we can't call it ghost and [ __ ] ghost and stuff [ __ ] it what a silly all right whatever ghost and stuff is kind
of cool because you know what no cuz if even if you did that you would have to put that goddamn sticker on the front of the CD That explicit lyrics even though it's not a lyric it's in the song title you know and then that actually detriments you from [ __ ] Walmart WM yeah iTunes I was trying to find Nas life we chose with there's so much cursing in it oh my God they said he says the nword like throughout the chorus you know it's huge but on iTunes I keep downloading the clean one there's just they just pull out the lyrics I'm like [ __ ] it sucks without all that [ __ ] more disturbing when you're in a club and you're looking to have a good time and you realize a song that you're hearing is a censored version of it oh I remember few of those that that the track didn't work yeah that one forget you I don't want to hear that forget you ever it's only good with the [ __ ] you I realized that I thought it was a great song all the way through but then when they changed it I'm like oh it's that [ __ ] you I feel like I don't know if this is real cuz I might have blocked it out when they called people SL a ditch instead of son of a [ __ ] on movies it was really bad Good Fellas or something like that when overdub who was the girl that Brad Pit used to be married to she's an actress no the other oneel the first one damn ver no the first one man gwth palro thank you boom Knuckles what gwenneth ptro uh is in that show Glee right and she was singing forget you she was singing it I'm pretty sure I heard it I might have just know Fury of I might have just blacked out it was just too much irony for me I couldn't handle it I did I did I wanted to be a part of my imagination so I couldn't even talk about it on stage forget you forget the song I think she was singing it I'm pretty sure she was singing it it was it was death it was death but it made me so sad that that that first song was so dope we played that song on the podcast never has a song gone from being so [ __ ] badass to just some [ __ ] that's like musac on an elevator that you don't even hear man I hate that song that [ __ ] You song was the [ __ ] when it first came out a [ __ ] ugly fat guy singing [ __ ] you [ __ ] you and you're like yeah you wanted him to say it yeah say it dude wonder if he F to pull back on like certain shows
and do the the Forget You course he does he probably all he does now they probably made a deal with them you know they probably brought bring him new white women on a regular basis against machine on the Christmas at [ __ ] BBC where they got to go okay well you can't say [ __ ] you I won't do what you tell me forg you I W do what you tell me forget you I won't do what you tell me forget you I won't do what you tell me did they really say that imagine did you imagine whoa did you just think of this right now cuz that was awesome it is awesome forget you I won't do you well you remember when The Beatles got on the Ed or excuse me the dors got on the edivan show couldn't get much yeah it was bab you couldn't get much higher yeah that was a big deal they wanted him to change those lyrics out yeah girl you couldn't get much forget you and he did it he like remember in the movie he got like real close to the camera when he said it and they [ __ ] violated them yeah yesterday I was singing yesterday I was singing on camera I was singing the second verse to uh we she swallowed it old NW right she forgot and I was on video juicing at the lip dude you could be a standup sorry you could easily be a stand up if you wanted to you could be a stand up forget you yeah was damn nonstop tagging so I was so I was singing along to the second verse that was a lot you know there was some people around and I was just sing we're in the car why were you doing that and there was a lot of a lot of nword in there and you were singing it and were were there black people in the car with you no no but it did feel wrong it felt uncomfortable no it did and I why were you singing that song that's not a good song I love that song Come you really she swallowed it dude that's one of the greatest rap songs ever seriously she swallowed it is one of the greatest it was pretty cool when I was 15 yeah exactly when I wanted to hear people talk about sex come on yeah man I remember listening to it the first time I ever listened to that song I was on a treadmill in Riv Massachusetts I was is that the gym that's funny that you remember exactly what you were doing and where you were that's I do absolutely
remember exactly because I had just recently got was a dope ass Walkman cassette player at the time it was it was the [ __ ] it was bright yellow okay and I was doing my cardio on this [ __ ] treadmill and I'm on this treadmill and I remember listening to NWA while I'm jogging on I'm like these [ __ ] guys are seeing some really crazy [ __ ] you know like all this stuff about being violent against white people like I'm like am I supposed to be entertained by this I was like I was so confused it was all an act dude it was all an act but I was like what is this they're they're get they're they're criminals that's a good thing all of a sudden I remember like you know what the [ __ ] is going on I remember I can't be this guy cuz I'm only 20 I can't be this guy that's going what the [ __ ] is going on with this country what's going on with this country not yet I was too young but it but yet those were the thoughts that were happening in my mind as I was listening to the CD I get that when I listen to LMFAO you don't like that sexy I'll tell you what I didn't like that sexy song until I saw the video and then I thought that's a fun video do you remember me saying uh I was in Vegas and I I heard this stupid Loop of then I heard it in like seven songs he had he had a bit about that yeah I had a bit about how much I hated that and then I found out it was uh Elmo had that in like one of their main songs well that was Afrojack that started that whole exactly it was not them right originally right well yeah right okay fair enough yeah but does that happen in music that happens in especially in see electronic music goes through these phases okay the the first like notable phase was the Benny benasi Baseline okay and Benny this big farty saw wave right you know what does that mean who's Benny Basi Benny Basi is a lovely guy from M great name awesome name DJ producer he did the track you know I uh satisfaction have you ever heard that Dancy track I can't get my satisfaction like cover no no no no it wasn't a cover it was a complete original it was like this robotic voice that said anyway break out [ __ ] track but it had the signature sound now it's nothing new it wasn't this amazing breakout technology but it's like this
just big thick meaty [ __ ] off like Sawtooth wave that you hear and and and he kind of like capitalized on that and that was a a thing you know for a while so a lot of other producers started [ __ ] knocking it off and then what happened was you know you had guys like joshh Winks who kind of pioneered the uh the tb303 now this is like some old you know Japanese Baseline instrument that was supposed to be used as a base simulator and then buddy got the idea to crank the resonance on it and then uh you know use it as a a synth so it did this D you know you know like the [ __ ] 303 then everyone started doing it so we we we we're like the electronic music committee like or committee [ __ ] group you know we're all susceptible to these kind of fads that happen so now that's some badass music history right there though well right now Diplo does this thing he comes out with taking like a a piece of vocal and taking just the little sustained little bit of it and going that and then everyone starts [ __ ] doing it so there's all these little fads that just keep happening with electronic music drug like that [ __ ] yeah yeah I like that that's that's a constant [ __ ] love I can't [ __ ] stand it I hate it I hate it when there are narratives in tracks put put your hands up like the what this a [ __ ] robbery or like put your hands don't tell me what to [ __ ] do [ __ ] you robber I think it's fun I actually like that [ __ ] when they a whole song I love it it's like it's like song comes with this massive Crescendo like never in a club and then and then and then and then a massive Baseline happens it's like it's like it's like a bad [ __ ] porn is what it is it's like oh I'm coming I'm coming well no [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm coming I'm coming all over you I'm coming all over you yeah we get it there's those random voices you know it's like I can't stand watching porn with with narratives it's like oh you're [ __ ] me you're [ __ ] me I'm [ __ ] you I'm [ __ ] you it's like and it's like have you ever seen spinal tap have you seen spinal tap the movie okay Arty puffkin that's what that's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear these like you know obligatory sci-fi samples in dance music you know it's
like hi Arty fkin po records hi fuin polymer records polymer records fuin polymer records and then his name comes up on the screen it says fuin polymer records I'm like dude that is amazing I don't know if they meant to do that or not but it's just so [ __ ] funny cuz he said it like about 15 timesame and then they show his name like in case you didn't [ __ ] get it oh that's funny that's brilliant so they do it in porn and they do it in dance music and porn it can it could ruin porn oh it totally can this Chi is sucking this guy like yeah you're sucking my dick like sh it just do they have to [ __ ] do this before people that might not understand what's happening on people well holy [ __ ] I didn't think about blind people masturbating on tape well why wouldn't you want to just [ __ ] my dirty ass the book do you know there's there's websites where that narrate uh porn videos just for uh blind people and it's just like it's just like coming outside down his pants his [ __ ] is fled he's got a big helmet purple and uh it's seriously they good or they really descriptive like Poetic yeah and and it's weird because it's a community we could find some he this [ __ ] right now yeah let's hear it man see if you can pull that up that's brilliant damn we need the market for that come on I think people have different things some people like watching other people [ __ ] and some people like watching por and pretending it's them you know like you're like oh that could be me that could be me you know some some people like like like like being the person being the person like actually just beating off watching people [ __ ] it's like two totally different mindsets for me it's just looking at the naked girl you know looking at that's me but I mean I don't know why I'm looking at that I'm looking at the legs I'm like that looks good I'm totally down with that but I have to put myself in a completely different mindset if it's a black guy if it's a black guy [ __ ] a white girl I have to go okay this is clearly not really me you know what I mean I can't even pretend this is some of my weird porn when I had my blonde wig on I'm forgetting you so hard I'm forgetting you so hard right now
blonde Lion's main wig for a while there is a there is a scene where you know people like watching people [ __ ] African-Americans [ __ ] white girls oh yeah well there's a lot of guys who have like weird there's a porn for it of course there is cuck holding it's called you know and you condition African-American CU cuck holding yeah cuck holding yeah it's like the men men want to be punked and they want another like manly man to [ __ ] their wife in front of them there's a lot of reepy dudes there's a lot of guys who have some weird [ __ ] freak fetishes man you think there's black dudes who fantasize about their chick getting [ __ ] by a white guy sure [ __ ] lutely M are going to come over [ __ ] you and they freak out I don't know even where you going on with Master [ __ ] you m been [ __ ] you while I'm working in the fields and here's skank beavers from point point for blond I'm sure if whatever's whatever is forbidden man whatever the [ __ ] is forbidden someone's doing it here's for the psychological benefits this is Joshua here at porn forthe blind. org oh my oh my God here I am presented with a clip by Breakers weite showing a woman in a glass of white substances and you're fired you're fired get out scroll down to the page and find myself honey I have another audition today wish me luck no wait all right the video is starting with a woman who is Young and attractive and tan laying back on a bed what oh oh my um what just happened is um this is fake this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is fake it's fake this is fake no no no listen listen this is fake this is fake no hey let me explain this is a communitybased website and if you look at the screen right now there's a whole bunch of them that people uh put on there so some of them definitely are fake but some of them are I've listened to a few of them okay well that guy one guy yeah that one guy was clearly trying to be an [ __ ] right God damn it that would have been great yeah it was you can tell just by the way he was talking you know like you know what it would have been just as funny if he would have kept just kept the act right yeah
exactly blow it if you're going to do a porn for the Blind and describe someone [ __ ] man you better sound horny there there's people just say blind people you know you can't be like well she's taking on his [ __ ] you know it's not like a special thing this guy's not excited about they got off so would they lie also would they like kind of lie I just like you know I mean cuz it's like phone sex right so you're on a phone with like some chick you don't know what she looks like of course she's saying she's all this and she's all that so would they kind of just fudge in some [ __ ] our good friend Marilyn Martinez who we uh she passed away recently we love her to death she was awesome great comedian really funny lady that used to hang around The Comedy Store she was a phone sex operator and she was probably 5T tall damn I didn't know that yeah she's maybe like legitimately phone yeah and she was a big woman she was really big I knew her I just didn't know she was she was really unhealthy she was she was big wow she yeah so and she was doing phone sex come on and she would come and talk about it at The Comedy Store it was hilarious it would have been a great TV show if she was alive today it would have been a great TV show she was hilarious and she was great in describing all these [ __ ] freaks that would call her up yeah I like toes in my ass oh baby I got my toe in your ass right now yeah my toes in your ass like my [ __ ] toes in your ass really she would go oh yeah these sick [ __ ] they just they want to hear all kinds of [ __ ] I give it I've seen that in a porn recently the ass like going there is a horn out there on somewhere. comom uh with a a guy in a mouse head on a chick oh I [ __ ] you not oh no that's awesome that's weird and I get that ass all the time every was like oh would you would you do a check with the m respons somewhere I wouldn't somewhere down the line prosthetics somewhere down the line Pros is gonna get so good that you're gonna have to you're gonna be able to watch like JFK [ __ ] Marilyn Monroe you know what I'm kind of scared about this [ __ ] I really am not not not like uh in terms of a [ __ ] dude in a [ __ ] Mouse head or whatever but think about it you know where people are getting convicted on you know CCTV footage or doing [ __ ] like that with
today's like CG artist and [ __ ] like that oh it's absolutely we could [ __ ] a dude up do you remember ra Wag the Dog remember that Dustin Hoffman movie I haven't seen that it was a movie about uh they were they they faked some some military action it was a political movie and it was uh you know a lot of it was special effects they used they brought in Hollywood guys right and I was thinking you know today God it would be so easy it really it be so easy to fake something be so easy doesn't that [ __ ] scare the [ __ ] out of you a little bit you know it's terrifying it's terrifying if they can rest overdubbing my [ __ ] right now with meow what do you mean oh yeah like [ __ ] you know it's not hard to do there's a a recent law passed by Congress that's going to have hundreds of thousands of drones in the sky dude what the [ __ ] more than something like more than 30,000 you have you been keeping up with let's [ __ ] put them in orbit no um cameras cameras in in the sky to watch over the seat the city streets all right you know and you know the idea is hey man if you're not doing anything bad but what if you're trying to [ __ ] in an Alleyway somewhere what if you're with your girl and you just like come here you dirty [ __ ] uh someone's going to say you're like shut up no one's going to say come on baby no one's going to say okay quick be quick be quick and now you're on you're on the government's [ __ ] video because of that because there's a little spaceship in the sky Hey is Erica there this is the government uh we seen your your boy the other day I I think they have larger agendas you think you would think intruction to drone you would think but 28 you would think but 28 high school kids got arrested recently because they hired s to pretend to be undercover they pretended to be high school kids it's like 21 [ __ ] Jump Street but just hanging around or trying to push it trying to buy weed oh that's weed 28 high school kids arrested in Florida for weed because cops pretended to be high school you would think that they would use the resources wisely but if they could get you for sexual exposure outside you know especially by the way if you're anywhere near a school if you were within like a certain amount of Yarns of a school that's all of a sudden
you're a sexual predator you know like if you take a leak outside of a a children's School you piss on that school what if you do if you're just just if by off chance you're some crazy Drifter if you're an idiot and you don't know any better you can't find a bathroom around you walk around the back of the bathroom there's no bathroom I just piss on this wall all right so f youed for that if they arrest you for that you're a sexual predator whoa yeah yeah yeah in a lot of places if you sexx in a park that's got to be a lot of posted notes going up around the house you know like don't piss near School really crazy is when you get it's too dangerous don't piss here you you'll be [ __ ] branded really don't piss by the school dude trust we should be Rebels tonight and just go PA school just to do it I'm not doing it I'm not doing it dude especially after we talked about on the internet the government is going to know they're going to have the drones out by the time they're telling you that there's drones there's [ __ ] already been drones here for years drones on a daily basis I always say that about like cloning godamn it what is by the time they talk about cloning well we're going to try cloning the guy telling you he probably a clone they've been cloning forever there's no way they're going to tell you the common person when they're ready to clone people they'll they'll make all sorts of experiments before they let people know govern theya already have absolutely they I mean if they thought that they could make an army of psychotic [ __ ] robot flesh people if they thought they could clone you and take out all your morality dude dude you know first attempt dude how much money would they make if they just clone hot [ __ ] and they just [ __ ] no they would flood the market the real money would be be then the ugly person would the money would really be in killing them off and getting a small number of them you know making them like pearls would that be true if they if they cloned all hot like hot girl so it's like hot girl was more than ugly girl would the ugly girl be the hot girl yeah actually she would because she would be that one unque thing she be they did it in exactly I got this limited [ __ ] Edition lied
Edition smells it's Schwarz and Egger's Nanny hey you know they did that they did it in Sweden for Edition they did it in Sweden for like 30 or years that's where the slug in the ditch came from is an overdub of him saying you son of a [ __ ] and say you slugging a ditch and the whole [ __ ] thing was off it was like that was Arnold what were you saying Eddie what was I saying I don't know cloning we're running into each other a lot here having fun but where when you when you get marijuana and alcohol together in one room and everybody talking [ __ ] Arnold Schwarz nigger's voice being reded yeah but that that was an interjection that wasn't a discussion I forgot we were talking about cloning hot chicks yeah well I was saying that oh no in Sweden they did that Eugenics they actually let they would for 30 40 50 years this is where the Nazis got all their [ __ ] in Sweden that's why all the hot chicks come from Sweden and good-looking dudes too if you like that [ __ ] they all come from Sweden Swedish House there's a lot of hot CH the world but I hear what you're saying there's a large what they did this was Sweden was all about what's best for the country and they thought that based on the symmetry of your face whether or not they should reproduce so if you had a baby they would look at the baby and they would analyze it scientists make sure everything 300 and take it to the cliff side sterilize it they would sterilize the baby if she was in perfect Cemetery whoa when did this happen this is real [ __ ] Eugenics this is where the Nazis got all their [ __ ] from Sweden man this look into it son it's crazy that's why all the good looking people like you go to so how long did they engineer this for it was something like it was part of their country they convinced the entire nation that the country was above you personally so when you had a baby the scientist analyzed the baby and if it was perfect they they would let it breed someone's writing a script as we speak you you've never heard of this is this is real they really did this this is good I mean I mean I got a lot of free time but like man in Sweden there's a lot of good-looking people man I I've been there like three times and every five minutes you see super I've
seen every five years or every five minutes that was the timing that I thought cuz everywhere I would look I would I was going to try to explain it to my friends I'm like the only way you can explain is on average every five minutes you see a supermodel you're like it's you go to McDonald's swe it they're all amazing Sweden's government said on Wednesday that it had commissioned a study into why Eugenics was involved in the country in the 19th and 20th centuries leading to tens of thousands being sterilized by force I told you m what sterilized being a euphemistic term for just killing it no steralized sterilized they made yeah they clip your balls man and it was based on your it was but they did it think about why they did it they did it based on the shape of your face they thought based on the symmetry of your face that like you had good gen one eye on the left check onee if you were ugly you were not producing that's the way it was this is incredible listen to this a fundamental aim is to find out what the society that had developed this Eugenics mentality and established accepted scientific research in the area looked like the Swedish Minister and blah blah blah blah said in a statement and this is the social philosophy of eugenics which Advocates the Improvement of human hereditary traits through social interven vention developed in Sweden and elsewhere in Europe during the 1800s before becoming the basis for widespread racial policies in the 20th century that's [ __ ] incredible most extreme for is so goodl looking man well that's you know what the the worst thing anybody has ever said was Hitler had a great idea but he just took it too far it's like the worst thing anybody ever said it's like one it's one of those things where you go whoa whoa whoa you can't [ __ ] say that you can't even you can't accept any of his ideas it's Hitler but this is what they're saying they're saying like this idea that human beings had to realize that people live and people die and the the right way to move the species forward is to get the best well you have to remember at the time when that was employed to the the the ignorance the climate going around there wasn't the communication available like you know the internet and the politics were obviously way up for [ __ ] scoop
what they don't understand is they're right and they're wrong at the same time they're they're right as a mathematical program they're wrong as a species the species the Merit should be to whatever the the rest of the species finds you know attractive finds uh what they're drawn to whatever they like whatever they whether it's blonde hair and blue eyes or whatever the arens were doing we're one of the only very few species that even [ __ ] take that into consideration whereas you know other species of the animal [ __ ] Kingdom we just let they would like Let It Go whatever [ __ ] it exactly the idea that we want to engineer it it's nonsense it's to me it's just a massive form of control freak ISM but it's based on science they're trying to make like genetically the perfect species but I say that's ridiculous cuz it's not about that it's not it's not about like what looks the best what's the most sexually attractive what what has the best a lot of it is about the brain a lot of it is about the mind and the mind's reaction to all the experiences of life and how the mind develops and the mind of a a geek you know what are you going to engineer all the Geeks out you engineer all the Geeks theek shall [ __ ] inherit the earth at the end they're they're they're on they're on the computer level they're they're attacking in the mental form the idea that you're going to eliminate the most Progressive aspect of society the people that are the people that are fluent in computer technology and and creating you know infrastructure that this whole [ __ ] internet runs on the idea that you're going to eliminate them is that's silly that's so shortsighted it's so stupid we be like idiocracy yeah well you've you've engineered yourself into a corner will you think that you because because you're attracted to Broad cheeks like that's what everybody needs that's if that was true if Eugenics was true maybe on a physical sense just pure physical not emotional not intellectual for a worker it would be good for a sex worker I get a piss break it would mean that go through that door there's the last door on the left I like that you're still rocking the wall chain I rock one as well this one today is leather but aot often times I wear steel nice man if my girlfriend's [ __ ] in there just pee
on her yeah nice now we're talking by the way I got to talk about this because Eddie and I were talking about this on the way over uh there's an article on some internet what's matter is she coming back out uh yeah she's not I think she's in the bathroom is she really in there I think so man don't PE on just wait I'll wait what a man a gentleman we were talking about this there some article about uh some porn star who made apparently she made a million dollars going to the Middle East and having sex with like really rich guys well like really rich Royal guys and she you know she talked about it and she had like this online interview where she was talking about all the different crazy [ __ ] they would make her do like have sex with German ch drink a glass of [ __ ] one of them was they showed up they all showed up this is so crazy dude I just read this today they she said she said they showed up and you know they said it was supposed to be really kinky they didn't know what the [ __ ] that meant you know she's like I've seen it all they go on a they're on a boat they'll show up on a yacht there's all these dudes that are like 50 you know the dudes say all right take your clothes off start playing with yourself so they all say all right cool and then guys come along and start pissing on them and they want them to open up their mouth they want to want to piss in their mouth they start [ __ ] on girls like and the girls were some of the girls screamed like [ __ ] this like you're not going to get paid you can go over there and sit and wait till we you know pull in the dock but this is what we do and so that's what they do that's what their whole move they pay these people a fuckload of money and just piss on them and [ __ ] on them it's like wow you got to consider the health risk damn that's got to be expensive well the urine is zero there n risk but [ __ ] there's a high risk come on it's you're in you can drink people's piss and it's really dud you know how much you got to pay a [ __ ] to [ __ ] on her that's can't do that for like $1,000 that's just not going to happen it's a crazy thing of what one of the girls said one of the girls who was in there said that after you get [ __ ] on the third time it's like no big deal damn like she remembers like when
she became numb was like the third time I would think it would some trillionaire [ __ ] on her chest yeah you got to pay a [ __ ] at least she's got to be thinking like you know 15 20 grand cash well what this girl said was that in the article what this girl said was that after uh whatever she's done over there for how long she did it she had a million dollars in the bank and she was retiring she had a million dollar cash and she was done and she was like 28 years old or something like that I'm like wow but she was like super honest about all the different [ __ ] they forced her to do and I like whoa you know she thought she' you know doing porn and stuff she had like seen it all and she's like you know you get over there and they're making you [ __ ] dogs who's that damn [ __ ] dogs must be expensive come on that's going to be [ __ ] a dog how well I don't know how long this broad was over there but she said she made a million that's Mouse's phone if you hear that vibrating he's in the bathroom on his way by if you if you lived in Dubai and and you had all the money in the world damn you might have to just go right big or you don't tell them about it you can't tell them about it tell them about what about they got to [ __ ] dogs until they get there well you know I would say [ __ ] you know what I think they start off with cats you know what I think you ease them into the dog you can't talk about the dog and the e a dog that quick might some kissing they got to see the money you show them a pile of money stacks of hundreds and then then the dog comes well I think what happens is they get bored they get bored in what they can get these girls to do what the [ __ ] did I they start ramping it up talking having sex we're talking about really rich dudes in the Middle East that pay there was a whole those was a whole like thing of them like a network of them but some girl busted it all out because she she got caught with her lapt top and then like the cat was out of the bag and it turned out that a lot of these girls that were going over there to quote unquote model were actually going over there and they were like really famous girls like you know like you can find them on in movies and TV shows and stuff I think they just have bad [ __ ] management you know
what I mean cuz if you don't get those like the kind of points defined right you know no matter what the [ __ ] it is you know if you're being paid to over there play music uh you know I mean I've heard of like uh uh prolific DJs going out to countries you know what I mean and then they go and do the show as commissioned you know what I mean but but literally in some of these more like volatile countries and [ __ ] like that you know they would be like dude you're going to play this song and you have to play this song and if you don't basically we'll take you back and [ __ ] [ __ ] you up big time uh what yeah I've heard of things threaten dudes oh yeah dude even I even have some [ __ ] horror stories yeah but I what countries are the issues you can't talk about it with me no I I I just you I don't want have you ever heard of anybody in a country that you can talk about a specific country no I just don't want I'm just saying let's just say a dodg country go there and um you know you're asked to perform and all this stuff and uh say you're known for something else too and then and that's not part of what you're Walker and they want you to say dite exactly oh you have to do it you have to [ __ ] do it you know what I mean and they're like dude you know and then it gets gnarly you know and you can say look dude this isn't in the order the work order kind of thing you know what I mean they're like we don't give a [ __ ] dude just play Ghost and stuff yeah yeah like you know what I mean no it's not that bad I do it anyway but you know it like like say that you know what I mean if I don't play Ghost and stuff in the [ __ ] said [ __ ] place you know it gets really [ __ ] gnarly and you're essentially out there on your [ __ ] own you know what I mean with you and whoever you're with your tour manager and [ __ ] like that so you don't exactly have a personal Army to [ __ ] back your [ __ ] up if you're you know being threatened to do something so sometimes you just say you know what [ __ ] it do it you know because when you start to get you know in people's faces about yo dude I'm I'm done and influence to people have like when you know or do they I should say do they try to have when they book you for things well that's the funny thing um that there are kind of
like two levels of the whole like you know at least with my experience of being a performer uh one is like you know the gay for pay you know you go you know what you're getting into you go and you do it you just get out and that's it and then the other one's like you know you go there and then the rules change you know what I mean but there's not much like you know of a dictator to or Med mediator to come in and say you know hey look this isn't in this and you know you have to like go above and beyond and all this [ __ ] so you're playing for these people you know first and foremost when I go to play a show I'm there for everyone that's there you know what I mean I'm not there for the [ __ ] [ __ ] who may be paying me some insane figure to [ __ ] be there but the [ __ ] who does pay you some insane figure to [ __ ] be there is like you know they're like they take that big lump or whatever and say this is my justification for making you my [ __ ] tonight you know what I mean and this is about me and my company and how we're going to so I've been very low levels yeah exactly or you know and happens low and high yeah we're like dude well no we just totally paid you to do this so we we we own you but you know as long as you go in with the attitude it's like look I'm going to go ahead and go do something extra anyway but only because it's like [ __ ] dude I see like the whole first you know 20 rows of [ __ ] smiley faces and they're all having fun despite all this [ __ ] that's going on between me and promoter you know so the the thing about you know like DJs and [ __ ] like that is that you know when they're starting out you're always working for someone you know what I mean like no matter what you're going to a club you're playing for the club owner because he's the guy that's paying your [ __ ] bill um and you know is there a point where you absolutely because it becomes your production and it's your crew and it's your production company CU I mean like I said signing a deal with Live Nation was like the best thing I could have done for myself because you know Live Nation is huge yeah I do concerts to them they're awesome right so but then it becomes your show you know not not and so and so presents Joe [ __ ] R they're always cool the
representatives are always really and and then you can always walk into a show have a great [ __ ] time I get emails from random promoter dudes and I'm like could be might be great but it be could be Uber sketchy pay in the ass I've had those can't get PA but you get to a point too where you can you can really know who's cool and not you know like I I have like you know like a dream team of promoters and you know there are many of them like maybe 20 or 30 of dudes that I would even [ __ ] hang with right you know what I mean and playing for those guys is always fun and great yeah I've got a bunch of those guys in Canada but you always get this one [ __ ] dude you know what I mean who just puts in this insane offer and of course you know your agency is just like yeah oh [ __ ] dude check out this [ __ ] Smash and grab all you have to do is this and then you show up and then it's like dude you're my [ __ ] basically so you have to do this you have to [ __ ] do that and here's your time slot a [ __ ] you know and then you're you're bummed out because of that obviously but you're not bummed out because there are [ __ ] tons of [ __ ] you know kids that came to [ __ ] see you people and that's the only thing that really kind of makes it all worthwhile well so when you get into a situation like that what what is the big uh the big toss up over is it the set list is it you know like I this is my type of music this is what the kids want to hear yeah sometimes it used to be you know what I mean until I you know I kind of kind of made my own thing and and that's obviously what they're buying in the first place so they're never going to question you on that but it's it's usually you know just you know some kind of time constraint or something you know where they get other acts to which you know and like I said the the funnier it the easier it gets is when you just say you know what [ __ ] it let let everyone do what they want you know what I mean if [ __ ] DJ super awesome wants to cut my set by 50 minutes and then you know early in your career it's always a pissing contest and it's always like no no I'm not doing it if that's not happen then I'm not going on if they cut me this much I'm not going on and you see it a lot you know what I mean but then you get to a point where it's like all
right let them let them you know because you can always explain this [ __ ] and and and one of the beautiful things I find with my you know horde of [ __ ] fans is that I can always just tell it how it is you know what I mean so then after you have the opportunity now I always you know and kind of always tried always did you know what I mean so then if everyone says well dude you know oh why did you get cancelled at this and then I can just say look right you can make a blog entry absolutely explain yourself you don't have to wait for a reporter to contact you got to [ __ ] anyone yeah you know what I mean you just tell it right there and then is well listen I I really apologize but it's because of this is why we couldn't do this right you know and then the more laid-back you are when it comes to that stuff and this is really good advice especially for like I don't I don't want to categorize them but like seist guys that wanted you know that get put on these massive bills with like tons of [ __ ] dudes you know it's just not to be all like super you know litigious and weird and antsy and just aggro in general about you know what time you're given right because you know the more relaxed you are about it you know better just get the [ __ ] job done better dude you're you're you're mirroring standup comedy I mean it's it must be the exact same mentality in the rising comedian as it is in the rising electronic DJ it's the same story the same thing you have to listen to people until everybody's coming to see you and then you don't have to listen to anybody anymore you know it's the same thing and then it's just all out and then it's you and them ande you have about third doing shows with a gang of other people about you know your time's your time don't worry about all that don't be so locked up and rigid Let It Go and then just go up when you go up and do your [ __ ] yeah and if you don't get up and if something EP epically [ __ ] up so bad you can always just say explain it yeah you explain it look it [ __ ] up so bad because this [ __ ] [ __ ] brought all this [ __ ] and that's what it was so there's a lot of conflict when um acts like tour together the only I ever toured with anybody I toured with John hefron and Charlie Murphy and one time my you know we were all doing like different what it was was Charlie Murphy
was headlining one night then I would headline the next night and no matter what happened Charlie Murphy never gave a [ __ ] there could be some crazy the the room could have gone on fire for half an hour it take you a while to learn that though for him no man I'm tell you for me yeah definitely it took me took me a while to learn how to relax I still don't know it I I get it and then I I lose it it's like I learned from a DJ Nick fuli who just always said to me he just would always say the only thing ever added this guy's [ __ ] mouth was dude relax yeah he's right yeah know he's totally [ __ ] he's totally right you know um it just relax if you've done the work you know you say relax if you're ready relax if you've done the work which you should be you're a [ __ ] professional and whatever you're doing but yeah I I I kid when I say that I don't really have control of it because I don't ever want to believe that I have control of it because I don't want to sleep I don't want to rest on it let it creep up on me and burn the house down right you know the the human mind is a very [ __ ] tricky thing man it's it's got to be kept on point and always on it tippy toes you know but I that that feeling of it's a very frustrating feeling of having somebody else trying to influence what the [ __ ] you're trying to do you know when you're uh you're you're you're coming up as a a digital Artist as a comedian I think as anything people want to Define you and they have their own ideas and the same thing that made you not be a good website designer be like [ __ ] if I want to do and blue it's going to be blue you know that's like your music you know and that's how you have to be as a comedian too I think it's they're very much the same it's like in order to to really get your point across you you have to have a solitary Vision you know do you have a crew uh as far as what we hear from you musically musically you have you do no no musically I really like to kind of just run the show there but I have a crew for the show who help me with the visuals the technology the Cube stuff all the LED mouse so you program everything and come up with everything and you record everything and produce musically yes wow pretty impressive well it's fun you know
like and that's kind of what kind of got it all started for me you know I I didn't come out of the gate as uh you know the purveyor and awesome play button Pusher of other people's work most of your stuff um original music or sampled half and half no never sampled that's everything's original yeah I I really like to do that um and just keep it that way just you know obviously for the whole like well we don't have to pay out [ __ ] ser ious like sync fees or licensing or buying the rights to you know make a derivative work of something that's already been done that's something I like really like to avoid so you've never sampled anything no oh well yeah I have actually I I have sampled a couple things uh but they were just like little Boutique tracks that never really went out and made it big are there any samples that you've hurt in your head like you know that you wanted to sample but you're like [ __ ] it's too much of a headache to well it's never it's never a headache to do it it's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is permission most when really but what happened like what how does the business work explain this to me what happens when like MC Hammer makes a song like can't touch this well then do as [ __ ] directed you can't touch it [ __ ] do you do you that's like the ultimate anti sample right there do you like mashups Mas hold on hold on answer the question hold on what what does that mean what happens there who gets the money who gets the money when MC Hammer makes remix if I take you can't touch this and put this in the dance track no that's what I'm saying you can't touch this is Rick James it's she's super well he couldn't touch it saying the same thing I'm saying that that track that riff that is that Rick J that's a rick J that's a derivative work completely okay so how how's that work does heck James gets money for that there are some laws that would dictate you know that it's a cover as opposed to a direct sampling of the recording now these laws are still not even close to you know super defined you know so it's always a case it's always a musicologist involved especially with like Vanilla Ice's uh Ice Ice Baby which was and his his whole defense to all that was it's not he was like no
it's I'm like that's defense ridiculous yeah you know so there are like certain things you can get away with there used to be like kind of like a General apply rule where you could say okay well then fine no more than you know 3 seconds should be the rule you know what I mean and then and then it's obviously changed because people can recreate the exact same thing just as easily is like the constant you know like that those that those songs piss me off that's like you're just making me think of like some cool old song that I used to like I would still just call it a remix you know what I mean it's a remix remake remix cover all that stuff I I actually recently did a cover of a radio head song codex of the King of Limbs now uh the way that I did that is um you know I I'm a huge radio fan so I kind of took it as myself as an exercise to you know see if I could reproduce it as close as possible minus obviously is [ __ ] amazing vocal and all that [ __ ] because I can't sing for a [ __ ] so um you know I remade his track and threw it up on Soundcloud uh you know just kind of like you know with the huge disclaimer saying dude this is not theirs this is not a remix uh and I've really the whole thing as an artistic exercise and you know I don't plan on monitorize all that if I actually plan on anything was just getting you know [ __ ] yo Tom York what up that's Co you know what I mean you know so I do a lot of things like that and I've done it with Boards of Canada who are this like Scottish group that I like absolutely love and um you know and and but as long as I don't like hey yeah this is going to be on my next album check it out at no no no no and you know and kind of sort of sell people on the vibe that oh this is my big thing this is original because you know how many Vanilla Ice fans [ __ ] all be at 16 to 20 years old and even knew who their [ __ ] rhythmics were right you know what I mean right so that could have been it was uh David Bowie and MC Jagger wasn't it or or uh under Under Pressure Queen Queen oh [ __ ] yeah that's right that's right you're with me what I'm thinking about sweet dreams that was Queen um yeah that's a who the [ __ ] gets the money for that though well did they go tot over that down yeah they sit down
yeah they they got permission for that you remember the Verve you remember that song Bittersweet Symphony apparently they lost all their money to The Rolling Stones of course they took the music usually in rap you can it's very acceptable to sample music and then just rap over but no one really is sampled music and sung over it so Verve was like we're sampling [ __ ] and we're going to S is that they did yeah not they sampled it they just took the Rolling Stones music it was amazing either way even I'm telling you dude I've had [ __ ] take whole songs of mine and not change a thing except for like a speed or a pitch of it and then pass it off as hey this is my new thing with no even and oh here's this is dead M try and you're always going to [ __ ] get you know what I mean dude B [ __ ] [ __ ] is gonna [ __ ] bite your jokes you know what I mean you're just gonna get that DJ you know Doug Stan do you know Doug Stan I don't know [ __ ] Doug Stan Hope's hilarious comedian and he uh some guy was taking his bits and ver them writing them out as if they're blog entries there like word for word brilliant drunken ramblings on society and cult [ __ ] hey Russell PE in the place to be hey why AR you at the junos my brother it's Zimmerman Russell Peters has just entered the building with uh there's some people here and everyone's saying hi you know you're brother worked on my Christmas special oh Chris yeah no [ __ ] he was a [ __ ] grip on it oh these Canadians man when they get together all of a sudden hey your brother my brother worked on his show Canadians love Canadians [ __ ] you know that guy just made my [ __ ] day cuz my brother God bless him you know he's he's not successful he's not like wide known but he really wants to get into film and television and gripping and all that stuff and I didn't even know he [ __ ] did that and now that you said that I got to I got to call my brother totally gave you a [ __ ] big up Russell Peters is one of the greatest humans that's ever lived I love this guy he like to main that let's keep this have a beer my brother I don't drink beer but [ __ ] it come on Salute I don't drink beer is there any more Coronas
left uh yeah here's one no it's mine you don't want my spit brother we'll get some more we'll get some more for you all right give me a list of the bands that that influenced you musically Russell Peters in the [ __ ] house gr up as you were gr up guned here from the beginning you know where I came to Frozen these two guys Justin Blaze and Breezy they're my home boys from Brooklyn got hard when he heard you were going to be here producer too it's Breezy only two black dudes can walk in and be called blade and Breezy and nobody freaks out Blaze and Breezy and nobody nobody did we lose the uh the video dude I had I had an epic black guy freak out at my house I'm I'm doing renovations right now so an epic black dude it was [ __ ] hilarious it was these uh cuz I have like about about 16 construction workers all just kind of in and out of the house like for the last uh 6 months cuz I'm doing a big renovation right so I don't know any of them all this stuff and I'm only home for like two days right so they start at 9:00 a.m. but no one told me this [ __ ] right so the biggest [ __ ] black dude just kind of walks in and uh I don't know what to [ __ ] cuz I wasn't expecting anyone but he was like one of the people working on the studio and stuff like that and I I just kind of stopped he didn't knock he just kind of busted in like he would cuz I wasn't there so he was supposed to do that uh and I just like kind of froze for a bit cuz like dude this dude's just walking into my [ __ ] house and so I turned around I'm like uh dude can I help you and he's like what yeah I'm supposed to be working on your place and then it clicked right and then I was like oh my God okay yeah yeah yeah and then all of a sudden all the other [ __ ] dud caught on to me you know calling this guy you know as he's walking into my [ __ ] house and went oh yeah the big black dude [ __ ] walks into your [ __ ] place you freaking out oh you thought he was going to rob you no no no no I was like no turned on your Canadian I just [ __ ] to he really did I was like wow you're talking a different black dude you're talking black Canadians which are completely different guys guys are not those are black black Canadians are the nicest people ever is
this house is this house mean it was really [ __ ] up I me could you imagine I [ __ ] you not I was sitting in my boxers on the [ __ ] computer were you ready to run or were you ready to fight what were you thinking you thinking at him like dude can I help you and he's like he was thinking he thinking his next next beat yeah that's a that's a [ __ ] freaky moment when anybody's in your house and you're not prepared especially a big black guy was this in Canada or here yeah in Toronto yeah I are you in Toronto or are you no Toronto I live in Toronto all right don't get crazy slow it down there yo watch out I live in Toronto it slow it down there angry rat um Toronto's a badass City man I [ __ ] love Toronto Toronto loves Joe Rogan I did a comedy club there Bravo I did a comedy club there in a it was a a pot shop and uh people were allowed to smoke weed show was going on yeah I don't want to say the name I don't want even say where it is you go there you go there it's like a bong shop they take in this back room and there's not a fan in the place there's no air there's no air the whole place just gray man it's like you're flying through the clouds it was ridiculous Cafe contact high it was the most ridiculous environment I've ever been a part of Queen we know it it's called Henry Peters comes with a goddamn posy he not [ __ ] around roll deep that's uh that that's Dylan Garcia and you know Jesus don't you I don't know jesuso he were he's a they're both Comics do what up Jesus is from laugh from The Comedy Store nice Russell Peters does not travel by himself do you have a tour bus or some [ __ ] I don't we came in two cars fo oh are you just in La hanging out I live here here years Indian man you don't know you the one or you like us wrest GRE card cardi was saying that we were going to hook up one day you have a green card and you still buy houses in America you're a Savage you don't give a [ __ ] if I didn't know for sure if I buy my a house for [ __ ] sakes stop it please X how long when did this happen how long how long how long you been uh uh she gets the house Wednesday Wednesday wow we had a conversation about this about a year ago you knew it was coming yeah
come on son we had a conversation a year ago Russell Peters Was preparing for impact he's putting helmets on and [ __ ] my legs I had my head between my legs elbow pads he knew it was coming he knew he knew the Rocks were there I knew that my seat was a flotation device that boat was hitting the rock son that's right there's no doubt about it hey it is what it is right it all worked out great it's all works you're wrestled Peters you win we we are actually cooler now than we were when we were together that's beautiful she probably love you now you she respect you that you got away from her [ __ ] girls some guys girls need that and then when they're in a situation where you cannot ever leave like we have a child together there's girls that abuse guys because they're they're constantly in this psychological drama this seesaw Battle of putting guys on the defensive so the guy proves that he's a man like I I dated a girl that always wanted to fight and and I was like look I can't do this anymore she left and then she started dating some other dude and did the same goddamn thing and then I had a conv better him than you right exactly but I mean as a person I I liked her as a person I was like what do you think's going on she's like I can't help it I I I have to push a guy she goes it's like it's in me I don't know what it is I want to push him into a corner and I want to get him to tell me to shut the [ __ ] up I want to know that he he's willing to walk away from me otherwise I can't respect him well when you can't walk away when you have a kid when you get one of those crazy [ __ ] pregnant that's what happens stuck they're stuck in a a goddamn circuit Loop it out mine was only crazy CU of the hormones from being pregnant and postpartum but by that time I had already [ __ ] checked out so it was too late damn but you know the ironic part she's a big dead mouse fan and that's sad why don't well if you know that man and why don't you guys try to get back together again no no cuz I'm not into it um I'll get her tickets I like are you beyond the point are you guys friends still we're cool we're cool you love you really loved her when you first met right no no it was a rebound Jake but it was um oh snap honesty fills the
Airways uh with truth hey why why why aren't we why aren't you at the junos this year cuz they got Shatner hosting it this year I know how dope is that PR are you there this year what are you going to do what are you guys talking about what the [ __ ] are you talking about Jun what is a Juno Jun a Canadian Grammy okay no one knows that you know the ironic thing is he's a Jew here's the ironic thing he's a Jew and I have a Juno so isn't that [ __ ] up I'm only Jewish when I'm in Hollywood don't expect gold it's it's late and I'm drinking beer which I don't drink what do you drink what do you what would you like can we get him alcohol in some form it's only 1:00 a.m. hey you're next to the alcohol you're next to the alcohol right there oh we got some stuff over there you don't want this Crown Royal trust me man this will [ __ ] melt your tires hey um Breezy can you hit the bar for me out there is that how old is that Crown it's pretty new it's pretty new but I'm telling you so nasty Joe you have the other stuff oh yeah the [ __ ] that uh r Rous the glendal where is that the glendal what is it Armenian yeah Armenian for real yeah man don't make fun of Armenians bro I love Armenians Jo justes Arians Are My People CU we're both hairy [ __ ] so we have to respect Armenians well we're very similar in genome Italian Indian Armenian right we are genetically predisposed to follicle not being follically challenged they uh they hooked me up with some [ __ ] badass conac damn that's EXO it's it's really good man it's really the uh Ronda Rousey came over and the armos sent this over with her she said the Armenians love me and they love when I talk good about Armenians so I'll talk about good about Armenians the day I die when a grown man buys me a bottle of kvaser he got me you will choke a Turk out for an CAC whatever it's some bad so it's the good [ __ ] it's the good [ __ ] what is it what kind of an alcohol it's Martel KAC it's the EXO though so that that's the good stuff it is pretty [ __ ] good you can tell by how F drink out of this ran until I saw goddamn pot crumbs in there you did that son of a I watch you how dare you how dare you oh it's this it's this stack it was the wrong stack I thought you threw some [ __ ] in my clean stack cuz I looked at the stack about
you Stack's clean you asked you asked weed in that a thousand apologies U so do you like mashups like do you enjoy like people mashups or do you like enjoy when people like do like like videos I like it when people that don't do it do it oh okay I don't like people that shouldn't do it I hate that right like do you enjoy party B girl talk or any of that talk not a [ __ ] D hold on a this guy by the way he you should have been here earlier because he uh completely mirrors your sentiments on the whole DJ like what is the definition of DJ he's an electronic artist that's how I look at I look at you Russell's a a discs guy a DJ do you know that who do I know what that I I've been DJing since ' 85 have you really back in back in The Wolf Man Jack days he good I was on the radio back in the day me and Mastermind we were had the hip-hop show no [ __ ] on on energy 1088 we had the hip-hop show and I was the DJ in the back you know uh Williams Wayne Williams oh he was horrible he's a horrible human no no I'm good I'm good thanks give it I'll take I'll gun it yeah go for it I'm I'm Breezy's going to get me a drink you want some conac o yeah H you want some knac guys is this yeah cuz you're from Jesus God [ __ ] that's wow woo you know what I love uh the occasional Jimmy Hendrick mashup the uh Jay-Z Jimmy Hendrick mashup of girl problems and Voodoo Child that is the [ __ ] well my favorite matchup was the gray album oh yeah dous time favorite mashup I agree you know you know mashups can be done in in such an artistic way that it's [ __ ] cool what about bedy meets blue eyes it depends on how it's done that was not bad that was not bad yeah yeah anything with biggie I love anything with biggie I'm such a big biggy fan see but when I was growing up they weren't called mashups they were just called mixes right right it was like growing up you would you would take whatever [ __ ] AC cappella record they had because it was hard to get acappellas back then so if a record had an Acappella you would [ __ ] with it with with however many beats you could find that would match that Acappella like I would play sweetheart by Rainey Davis and I would find as many [ __ ] beats that would go with with sweetheart back in the day and you would try and change
them as as fast as you could and that was the challenge because you'd have to dig the record out que it up and you didn't have the [ __ ] bpms in front of you there was no sync button it's too susceptible to train wrecking though that's the problem with mashups you know what I mean you could totally just Mash something up and it sounds like [ __ ] there's very few people who have a perception of Music the way he does it's it's almost creepy like you have like a smell that I don't have I am a creep we played music we played some music and he pul he goes oh that's there's salt and pepper in there there's salt and pepper there's one and we were like what the [ __ ] are you talking about we had to listen to it like aund times and break it down he's like stop this spot right here like and we were like oh yeah wow what the [ __ ] how did you even pick that out man like if you sampled a snare I'd probably be able to go I know where that snare is from yeah he'll he'll call the song it's it's really bizarre man it's it's a weird it's still prevailing music today even with even the latest and greatest like electronic music is you hear this one little sample or snare or something like that and it's off another dude's [ __ ] you know what I mean and you can pick it out so that's like kind of when I stop [ __ ] listening to music you know because I I find that I'm analyzing it's like where did he get that or where did he instead just enjoying CU homeboy wasn't in the back [ __ ] hitting a snare on a mic you know what I mean like they're all it's just just incestral ripping you know mean it doesn't matter as long it doesn't you could rip anything you want as long as it's good right if you have the talent to put together the Melodies that that are magical and resonate with the planet that's the talent right whether you rip it off whether you sample it can you put together this unique little piece of art that's going to resonate with the world doesn't work that way with comedy doesn't Russell p a couple of comics who do the collage the best show that's not their best of our business has a different code take my wife you got you got to come up with your own riffs yeah I it's it's pretty awful and it's it's not getting any better out there it's well it is and it is you know what the [ __ ]
up thing is Cycles do you ever write a great joke and then you think there's no way nobody did that absolutely I [ __ ] think of jokes and I'm like so happy with it and then as soon as I get happy with it I go I'm sure some [ __ ] guy said that well you know I had a I had a bit that it was on one of my CDs and I didn't find out until like four years later that Ellen degenerous had a bit just like I did that in a special I did in 97 I I did a joke about throwing a [ __ ] chocolate bar into a swimming pool or into a toilet saying it's just mashing it up and then yeah just I can't remember the [ __ ] it was horrible and then and then Howe Mandel was like you know I did that right I'm like son of a [ __ ] and it was worse because Howe did it and Howe and our friends and he's Canadian so it was like it looks like I stole from my own [ __ ] people well the only thing you don't have to worry about with ho is he's not going to kick your ass cuz he won't touch you yeah it's true he's terrified of touching people true so you can be like what [ __ ] you get like in his face what you f shake my hand just start sneezing ah he'll just run away from you man you never have to worry about him kicking your ass you won't even shake your hand have we talked about Anonymous on the show yet what if him and Howe menell met up oh look at you it's like watching you DJ right now how dare you I think that's cool keep that on how dare you what are you talking about Joe we love Anonymous we love forchan we love everyone we love.com anous I'm just wearing this [ __ ] so they don't take my website down he's an English historian he's I paid a lot for that.com I'd hate to see it take it down hey digital Mafia rules well it's mostly like young hacker kids right I mean what is Anonymous I like what you Anonymous is about like [ __ ] 12 dudes exactly exactly they've done some crazy [ __ ] lately I've been reading that your Aon news and I'm like reading some historical [ __ ] I'm like they we just knocked down Syria's [ __ ] Government website I'm like did they really do that yeah they can do that abely today well this is how it works knock [ __ ] down today this is a real in real simple terms every website is on servers and every server can only take so many hits at the same time can I just say that I'm
excited that Eddie Bravo's here he's in the house I know I'm excited about that Joe you know what sucks though is that I I well yeah but not like your level I mean you know I recently got hacked by Xbox as a as a guy I'm like that's you mean on Xbox my account on Xbox got hacked and uh what sucks is that that a lot of people are getting hacked on Xbox and instead of like Sony PlayStation who announced it to everybody like hey we got hacked and blah blah blah Xbox is like covering the [ __ ] up and and like if you go on Twitter like I said I got hacked and like all these people are like so did I so I so did I so I and then you go to Kotaku and joystick and they're like yeah that's what they're doing is like in Poland people are hacking Xboxes and then they're [ __ ] adding all these charges like they're they're getting all these gamer points and then like using EA has for Fifi soccer they have like these things that they can exchange uh points for like these game cards like baseball cards or whatever but like there's this whole thing going on and the crazy thing is is that I told Xbox I'm like hey I got hacked and they're making this huge like like I can't go online right now I can't do anything right now and you can't go online you mean with Xbox Xbox and but listen to this I told them three days ago I got hacked and they're still getting I'm still getting charges on my my checking account uh people are still charging charging charging charging and I told Xbox I'm like hey stop take my PayPal take my Visa take everything off my account take my money and they won't do it why because they want to research who where the money's coming from so they're using my money they're using my money research are they going to reimburse you uh I'm sure they will but they're not going to reimburse all the bills that are bouncing right now [ __ ] you Xbox ohu that was a strong statement and you said it like you ran out of breath too like you the end of your life you're really playing on the odds that one out of the 10 [ __ ] Anon don't work for [ __ ] Xbox I know yeah that's risky I wouldn't double down on that right you're right I know exactly there's an inside job going on an Xbox that's think you think someone inside the inside's jacking
people speaking of um my ex's box she's moving Russell Peters standup comedian here's the beautiful thing about I did two shows and I'm drunk what do you want my ex is Bo beautiful I love it I would want nothing else the beautiful thing about change the beautiful thing about Anonymous is that everything's Anonymous just like Fight Club there's people working at this kid going to get arrested what we supposed not to [ __ ] talk about itally occasionally people are going to get arrested the beauty of anonymous is what it represents is the future of government that's what it represents the government is going to be the government is going to be uh what 10 dudes [ __ ] who really know security well that's great I know 10 dudes who are really into politics not what I'm saying you know now listen to what I'm saying it represents the will of the people when when they're doing something when they're take down they're taking down a government website because of uh the the National Defense authorization act what they're doing is they're essentially making a stand for the people they're saying listen the the the internet does not like this the internet Gets behind it and then you see bills like soapa get taken down you go who you know the internet has a say the internet has a say and there's people that are extremists on the internet and that's what Anonymous is they're the craziest soldiers at the front of the line that are willing to do nutty [ __ ] like take down the CIA website and they don't necessarily I don't doesn't have to be it could be three it doesn't matter what they represent as Anonymous individuals are the will of the entire group on the on the internet they don't do [ __ ] that people hate they don't do Anonymous is never doing [ __ ] that people are really mad at have you ever noticed they get creepy and they put you know they call themselves Anonymous they people people's personal information online they that's them douchebags but the reality of the ethics behind the group is that they're trying to take down corruption they're trying to step in and stop [ __ ] they're trying to do pick up where Wikileaks got tripped up because there was a public figure right but at what point do you think that you know they'll kind of curb that as not to become the dictators themselves who is
they that's the issue the issue is who is that as long as as long as there's no true organization and it really does represent the people then it'll be the internet would be truly Democratic so you're saying they might become evil you're saying they may become evil right now they're doing everything for the people right right then all of a sudden okay so fine so so let's let's take a non right and let's put him in power no well no one's saying that the idea is IDE there no one's in power the idea is we got to get to a certain point in time we realize it's a global government think should have Anonymous as power we should have the internet be power we should have voting online we should have everything the interet is anonymous so it only takes like three or four [ __ ] dudes to go and change a ball I get that I get that well that's true but who are those three or four Dudes we got to eliminate the fact that there can ever be three or four Dudes that have access to anything we have to kill those that's what we have to do there can never be three or four Dudes that have access to anything it has to be all transparent once it becomes transparent then you can't steal then can't lie then it'd be really simple internet 2.0 it's you know what it is man we're all moving into a certain direction where there's going to be no secrets it's really clear shall inherit the earth yeah the information is going to take over and all your ideas about you know wanting to be you know wantan to have privacy all that bullshit's going to go bye-bye son there's going to be no priv who who's who's watching the information there's going to be no one watching it man everyone's going to have access to it ultimately it'll be complete and total transparency oh cheers buddy you know and I don't know if that's good but it's coming it's all it's it's all MTH whate [ __ ] that [ __ ] that are you kidding dude I don't hear it what's that I can't take that kind of respons does anybody call you D mey de dead dead mle fizzle not d mey d mey no hey so where I like that's a new one Eddie's got a new pet name for You music if you get drunk enough to give me your phone number that's what's going to be on his phone can I get into no I'm getting no no no what are we at we had a shot of crown a
shot of our minion special 99 and then uh knac what you say I want to get into I don't think my mic's on first of all yeah we sounds Weir we cut you out sorry dude I think it's [ __ ] redand the deal muted me no I didn't is that what it is Red Band Red Band Hammer I think Red Band I think Red Band just started a Brown Band a Brown Band you get it come on is this thing on you farting is this thing on are you a conspiracy theorist at all me [ __ ] totally no de mey me a conspiracy theorist not really no not really like I mean you are I'll buy into this and that but no not all of it not 100% but a lot all of it you got to be into all of it or none of it I question a lot of things like what namely the moon landing I don't [ __ ] trust one single bit are you serious yeah not one bit do I trust that moon landing because because I met I told I think I said this once before on one of the one of the podcast wait wait wait wait did you see how emotionally upset Neil Armstrong got stop right there stop right there the only way this going to work the only way it's going to work is if you're saying we were talking about something it's he's not a DJ and he got upset I'm like [ __ ] you're not a DJ you put in a mixtape and you got AIDS I mean oh he hit him with the AIDS the AIDS every time not the AIDS listen if you here's the thing whenever someone says something it's crazy lemonade if someone says something as crazy as the moon landing didn't happen you got to let them talk without interrupting with some [ __ ] emotional [ __ ] about near Armstrong let I have I have reasons for this now because I wanted to believe that we went to the moon because I'm a a big nerd uh for space [ __ ] and like I I watch all the Hubble footage and the and all the [ __ ] they send out and and it excites me to think that there's other [ __ ] out there and uh when you look at the Space Race first of all it was against Russia at that time and they were trying to beat somebody to somewhere right right it was a race right it was exactly a race and then I met these two Indian kids after one of my shows in Houston uh they were uh they were basically rocket scientists they were studying
astrophysicist physicist they were studying the people who studied they were stud they were studying those two people they were they were astrophysicist is what they were and and I was and I had a watch on that I had bought cuz I'm a [ __ ] donkey I not this one but I I had a watch on that allegedly the face of the watch was made out of moon rock and it was a limited piece and all kinds of hores it must be if it's only [ __ ] from the Moon right well it's like a crumb one you get one crumb basically and then they smudged it and whatever anyway so I was like hey uh so have we been to the moon and this chick was like no reason to lie to me whatsoever right and she was like they said we have and I'm like what does that mean and she goes they said we have and I go well I don't know what that means they said we have I go is it possible that we've been to the Moon she goes it's not possible that we've been to the Moon I go what do you mean it's not possible she goes we it's it's impossible to go to the Moon because we can't get past the radiation belt the radi we can't build a suit that will protect humans from that radiation without their skin falling off but the radiation on the moon no the vanen radiation belt between between the Moon and and that 7 I'm no radiation expert I'm no radiation expert but I've heard it argued that you never pass through the belt and in fact the belt is like a dut and there's a hole in the center and if you pass through can do that my issue with it the my number one issue is that they never did anything to test they never even sent a chicken into space and see if it comes back alive no no no monkeys went into space and then landed the Russians they no one knew like there was like extreme radiation out there and in fact there's a thing called operation starfish Prime where they actually detonated a nuclear bomb in the magnetosphere because they were trying to punch a hole through it and they made it like they made it way more radioactive like they made the the van radiation belts like more charg it doesn't mean they still if there was a if it is a donut shape apparently you can like fly through it but I would have liked to have seen someone do it and you know like a monkey or something before they start sending people swingshot
around the [ __ ] wound there's all that and then the girl I had my iPhone in my hand she goes your iPhone has more technology than the entire room in NASA did back then that's true but that doesn't mean that they couldn't make ample calculations even though even though your I what your iPhone is doing is interacting with uh graphic user interfaces there's a lot of processing going around there's you know there's signals that's picking up there's a lot of [ __ ] going on with that they didn't have to do all that they all they had was numbers right well there was the number so they can physically calculate it however I mean all the equipment they had during the space launch was the equivalent of that of like uh like 116th of an iPhone like in the whole facility not even that it wasn't even that by the way it doesn't matter they still could have done it cuz they did do it without people for sure so you know what I'm saying the calculations into SP we just can't send that's the real question is there's really been no evidence they would ever they were able to take biological life into space and return it there's been no evidence of that and there has been evidence that they really absolutely can't predict solar flares and all kinds of crazy [ __ ] that happens storms flare up and yeah they more report on them than than predict them a lot of people believe that people did land on the moon but that the uh they faked a lot of the footage and one of the reasons for that is they did fake a lot of footage at Nasa like there was some footage from Gemini mission where they were practice clearly the same images exact same images in practice pictures you know where they're like wearing suits and hung by wires and then they blacked those pictures out the publicity people did and said ah these people don't know any better you know it's a a time of really extreme ignorance you know people didn't have access to information and so there's photos of uh um Collins and uh Michael Collins and he's uh on this in one of the Gemini missions he's on this [ __ ] rig and it looks like he's in deep space with the exact same photo is him on a practice run hanging by wires it's just they someone got overzealous and they said look here's a perfect picture why ruin it let's just put it in
space tell people who there it's not like the guy didn't go to space he absolutely did just they might not have been able to take such good [ __ ] pictures up there you know and so they faked a lot of [ __ ] and so that makes the whole thing fuzzy because you look at it and you go Something's Wrong Man something's wrong what the [ __ ] is wrong there's some [ __ ] here that's wrong the reason why is I think a bunch of the [ __ ] we're looking at probably was taking place in a studio a lot of the photographs are probably horeshit it doesn't mean they didn't go totally like derail and debunk the whole [ __ ] thing but do you think did or whether they did or whether they didn't does it really matter it does f AB matter it absolutely matters because we want to find out if it's possible to pull off a hoax of that magnitude you know if you look about what the United States has been capable of doing as far as like getting us into Wars under false pretenses all the corruption all the [ __ ] you wonder how far it is possible to take it we know it's possible to create War arguably that's way CRA arguably that's way crazier than putting someone on the moon arguably letting people you know figuring out how to trick a gigantic chunk of people to go into another part of the world and kill people for you seems to be if you're going to fake that you're going to fake an operation to get into that you're going to [ __ ] your way into that it seems like the the moon landing it's like it's like nothing it's nothing in comparison yeah cuz you can't can't prove I didn't even see this [ __ ] coming when I came here today see honestly moonlanding [ __ ] was it real was it not it was not in the back of my mind yeah it wasn't in mine but I forgot that Russell's a moon guy look I I've I've argued with people and I absolutely don't know I don't know I don't Joe Joe there was you were totally down for you were the moon Hox Crusader something no no no no listen listen man here's my issue my issue is how can I even argue it how is it possible I even have points how is it possible that anybody go Mo you see hey you see Breezy right there he took [ __ ] all this [ __ ] I hope someone did go to the Moon I hope someone did I really do I don't know if they didn't but I do know that it's
weird that it's the only time in human history where people have been more than 400t above the Earth's surface no other space shuttle mission no other Space Station Mission nothing goes any higher than that that's it but they went 26,000 miles out and then returned to Earth man they did in 196 9 to 1972 never bit of a we can't do it now we have bit head [ __ ] it's a bit of a head [ __ ] we can't do it now now when they talk about going to the Moon George W bush would say we're going to be back do that lat why don't why don't we just release like a 2K 13 edition of going to the Moon back well you know why don't you do a remix they first of all they can't they say that our technology is much more improved now so they would have to re so it should be [ __ ] easier you can't you would say so they can't use the Saturn 5 Rockets though because is that's like an old model they don't want to just recreate what worked in the 60s they want to apply modern technology and apparently and now mod modern anology [ __ ] up Playing devil's advocate to the extreme here I never pretended I I don't know what the [ __ ] happened in 199 [ __ ] artist to perform on the moon it would be pretty dope if we could actually go to the Moon if it was safe you know I don't let's not let's not do that to the aliens have you seen the photos that they had that they had a lunar rover Orbiter that took photos with whatever the [ __ ] it was coniss Orbiter no they took photos of the Moon and they showed like the little spots where the astronauts were walking like their Footprints yeah like the footprints hav [ __ ] stupid Blown Away in 50 45 years f it looks fake as [ __ ] like what the footprints are still there shut I wish you main agnostic to I do too the whole I do too I would think it would be hilarious though if if even if we actually did go to the Moon if some overzealous NASA [ __ ] freak said listen these hoaxers we're going to [ __ ] show them going pict they got to get a nonpartisan yeah third party it's got to be a third party but but this can't be a third party because they won't let anybody go anywhere near the moon sits there's they've declared a ban on flyovers of all the moons sites this is true because they don't want to disturb the area this is absolutely true
Obama's passed this with the Optics today allow other countries like if India taking picture of that epic landing spot you can't go there you can't fly over to take a picture doesn't that seem [ __ ] pict doesn't that seem suspect a little bit it does a little bit you know I look I I've argued with it I don't I've argued with it I I've argued with this guy Phil plate from Bad astronomy.com and he's a great guy and I I really wish I didn't have to argue with him because I love I love so much of the [ __ ] he says like I I love his his speeches he did a Ted Talk on asteroids it was [ __ ] awesome what did meio say about here's the problem with me it's they're so proud about it man I didn't talk to him about it that guy's an idiot no he how funny is that how funny is that one of the greatest [ __ ] theoretical physicists in the world guys's an idiot that's awesome that was awesome you know um I I think it's my manager [ __ ] guy just [ __ ] texed me right now he's like dude you remember we got the Grammys tomorrow at night I'm like dude I got it we good is he in the guy on the couch texted you yeah [ __ ] gu he's going to text you while the show's going on you can actually like come over here and [ __ ] tap me on the shoulder how dare he but I'm going to text him back tell him to go to sleep I'm good way to go Captain corporate thanks Dean isn't it funny you have like some babysitter I do I can't go anywhere without him well I can ridiculous justo you're skinny enough to not have to worry about looking puffy in the morning right why you worried about this tell that guy to go to sleep this is ridiculous got ex he sat two hot chicks beside him why does your does your manager normally do this Dean come here come here Dean this is ridiculous Behavior hey no Dean come here right now that was my manager like you know how to call a c the [ __ ] bro he doesn't want to come over what hey you know Joe you see that guy Breezy he's really smart with his [ __ ] space [ __ ] Dean come here Dean come here he doesn't want to F Dean Dean come unless you want me to like drastically negotiate my management contract I I really think it's in your best interest that you come here come here Dean Dean I think I thinking an Al move on you diamond rings that's this guy
right here come on Dean come on oh he can talk from there Dean has an English accent did you find him in Liverpool no actually I found him in Kent which is Don't Call Him A Kent Kent Kent Jean you [ __ ] Kent there's no cooler accent in the world than English in my opinion those guy Richie movies I really want you know why they get the ghetto do you have that camera can I can does that detach off that iPod I wish that guy Richie made a movie a year I would be very happy you see that guy on the couch over there on the right yeah I do see it we do night vision no no just pan it over he doesn't want to be on dude he doesn't want to be on let's just I don't give a [ __ ] why you uh so into having him be on no more alcohol for dead easy there he is right there he's done right there right there there you're like Eddie Van Halen on De you know what Dean says Dean Dean just let this be a lesson to not be texted haven't telling him what to do he says he doesn't like that [ __ ] we got to be out of here at 900 in the morning so don't get too wasted uh what are you got to do at 900 in the morning what time are the Grammys oh the Grammys are well for me they're at 9:00 in the morning cuz I got to go do another run through with the Foo Fighters are you doing yeah but dude it's only 140 what's the I know I got it I got it yeah this is you I've been doing this for a while I I I know how to hit a space bar yeah I really do it's not like he's [ __ ] [ __ ] die he knows you know yeah no no no it's really cool we're doing this like really crazy cool [ __ ] with the food Fighters which is amazing um because they basically gave me like a like uh you know when you go to a hotel and you get like a [ __ ] [ __ ] afternight like service menu yes or Margarita or uh tuna yeah or something [ __ ] you know what I mean that's kind of what they offered me you know and uh at the end of the day there was something I really wanted you know and they said well in order to perform on the Grammys you have to perform with someone who's also nominated and all that stuff and uh the food Fighters were and I had recently done a remix for the food Fighters like oh [ __ ] this is my Saving Grace I don't have to like get like pigeon hold with this like EDM segregation from the Grammys cuz it
almost like it's still early according to you know you know pop culture and United States been around since the8 yeah so it's always going to be that like Sideshow thing and a 10 outside of the big main show you know and they were like well who do you want to perform with and here's your list of options you know so it's like the late night room service menu you know it's like [ __ ] I don't know what I want you know but I I had done a collaboration with the fuse F in the past the fuse is that what you call the F fighs the F the fuse spiders are you like really deep inside in the music world that you can call them the fools so what do you mean when you're really in there when you're really in like f baby he really is fo baby let me call you can I call you guys Foods you were dramatic tonight you nailed it yeah he's definitely top five you knocked it out of the park the whole the whole day thing was cool you know and we had done this really big long European run where you know basically rock group is playing across the stage from where I was playing at the same time so of course Dave's always like oh [ __ ] you know computers and all this and this real rock and roll and then you know they play and then I'd be playing at the same time and all this stuff and we done wait a minute like you were competing against each other yeah yeah pretty much pretty much for like and how big is this place where you're playing in oh PUK pop was about 160,000 strong okay so there's competing signals so there's like your your sound is coming from one side one side of the stage and his from the other yeah but it was absolutely amazing and it was such a tear up because it was like you know because the EDM thing and the whole movement even EDM electronic dance music I guess what the kids like to call it these days we used to call that Euro TR back in the day right well no we still do yeah how did it evolve in Europe what happened there well it started house music started in Chicago well they say technically Detroit Detroit Detroit then it moved to Chicago CFT where it got good and then oh craft work yeah true Detroit craft work was kind of like the groundwork for like for
like uh Planet Rock and all the hip-hop [ __ ] and then and then house music started in like around 82 883 with Steve Sil Curley would you agree with that yeah with Jack your body and all that [ __ ] Russell Peters dropping knowledge kid and then and then it in around 1989 90 is when Europe got a hold of it and that's when it started to really take a [ __ ] is because the white Europeans would like this is too [ __ ] smooth and mellow and then they would add the that's when acid house and [ __ ] hip house and all this [ __ ] started and that's when I was like what are you doing to this [ __ ] great house music and then it would like where's my sampler when I need it wow you I have an iPad so much more about music than I could ever hope to it was disco 2.0 brilliant it was yeah it was it was electronic disco is what it was dude I'll tell you what man every now and then someone will play the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and I'll go God damn there's some good [ __ ] jams on that song on that track on that CD that whatever more than a woman just some tremendous songs if you could just put yourself back in the mindset of the people that were live alive that was the [ __ ] son the [ __ ] bgs the the harmonies that's ever hit all of that [ __ ] they were singing like Prince nerd come on who you can tell by the way that I use my walk the way they sang that [ __ ] they sang like [ __ ] they sang like [ __ ] very GI saying you I mean that that Fett was amazing I danced hey I danced I can't have you if I can't have you in second grade or grade two as we know it I can't have you that stuff was a [ __ ] second grade I auditioned might not hold up talent show with I if I can have you yvon El interesting fact about Ivon Elan The First Filipino singer really wow singing that that's that that embodies that song that embodies sang uh uh that song in Jesus Christ Superstar oh wow who do you think you are no uh what was that song that she sing in uh in Jesus Christ sorry was the [ __ ] was it called uh uh damn I was into metal I wasn't into any that disco [ __ ] man it was Kiss I've always loved all kinds of music man I've always loved all kinds of music I love
disco I was a kiss nerd I was a huge kiss nerd I saw kiss in 82 on the last with makeup and the and 83 and the yeah the creaters of night tour and then the first tour without makeup the it was the same stage it was the same tank remember I saw kiss this year for the first time did you really year I saw inap Leaf Gardens they used same tank yeah it was the same tank did they blow [ __ ] up with the rigging with the Bazooka thing one speaker blew out [ __ ] saw when I was a little kid and I met Ace Freely without his makeup when I was like 8 years old oh my God and his skin was ter I metan Simmons full makeup like in the whole thing and everything dud crazy pop marks on his face FR I was like when I was a kid my uncle worked for Howard marks advertising which was the company that used to make the album covers for kids no in Manhattan and uh yeah my uncle and his friend yeah yeah my uncle and his friend Dennis dude I used to I can go deep I can go so my uncle used to make they used to make these album covers they used to make these album covers Eddie uh Peter Chris and uh Jean Simmons and all those guys would stop by and I was uh I was there with him one day at scroll my friend all right forget having a conversation right Hey Joe you know we're doing a got this listening I'm listening Joe kissing there's no more stories to be told I think that's awesome I think that's like really a unique story that no one knows what's the story we missed it we were talking yeah you missed it you were talking over me you know Jean Jean was at the Improv a couple ago with Shannon and I happened to be on that night and Jean did uh Jean did a quote from my book that was released in Canada oh really wow cool and he didn't even [ __ ] know he did the [ __ ] do you do a quote on stage no no like for the back of the book it was like uh Russell is a is a very handsome man I I I I imagine he would be very popular in jail is what the quote was you know I wonder about that sometimes what I going to do when I get in [ __ ] jail in jail I have no plans on being ja a dead mouse in jail I know but I think no because [ __ ] redband Redban over here brought up an interesting [ __ ] point as a matter of fact he said he
said dude have you ever seen any prison tattoos and I'm like well no not really like you know the [ __ ] like that the pen in kind of thing they I thought and I thought for a minute well wait a minute what if I do some like dodgy thing that does actually end me up in [ __ ] jail am I going to be like someone's [ __ ] or am I going to be oh dude that's that mou say you better hope it's Metro West maybe a little right yeah well like I guess the safe way we'd be going is just don't do anything that would warrant you being in jail yeah pay your taxes and don't [ __ ] people over that's the deal yeah okay cool I can do that or you better start training with Eddie and Joe quickly no more rape for you I might I might be a [ __ ] in jail I don't think you would be buy I I think I would be like in general if I were to get arrested now if I were to like across the [ __ ] place right now there's a lot talking over and by some there's a lot talking over I'm sorry there's a lot of drunk going on in this room no there's no no no no there's a lot talking over everybody yeah it's cuz everybody's drunk it's a [ __ ] mediator continue sorry I'm sorry continue dude no I'm just saying if I did something like drastically illegal right now how how often do you do podcast you podcast I've never this is my first one I'm Virg virgin it's just like when I know all having a conversation and if we were all hanging out and smoking weed and drinking and we'd have a conversation it would be a lot like this it be a cluster [ __ ] between four guys less the smoking weed but we have to uh for you for you for we for Eddie and I it would be twice as much weed but so we' balance you out anyway but we would be able to hear each other talk you know that's what you got to do with a podcast you got to be cognizant other people are talking at the same time What hey hey share this you know you be perfect youever had a what was your favorite like show that you've ever done had a man but we broke it you have like a concert fix it do you have a concert that is like do you have a concert that's like your your most memorable do you have like something that you always think of like that was the best time I ever had a show like
that was the one show that that that blew all the others out of the water you have that dude yeah yeah I I I do and I don't because you know I could say anything right now and it would only pertain to that group and then that would be gospel right and that's [ __ ] up but you do have one in your head and you just don't want to say it no I'm I'm thinking right now like well you know what anytime in Red Rocks whenever I play at Red Rock most amazing place ever right absolutely is yeah yeah yeah red rocks at uh side of Denver yeah it's carved into a side of a mountain it's like an Amphitheater and dude you're playing between two [ __ ] mountains yeah it's so dope it's crazy and the way that you look at the audience is that uh because the each like I don't know how you say it like like a rung or a stand of where the audience stands it's like 4 feet so you're you're not looking at like this kind of like you know this vanishing point of people you're looking at this wall yeah right you know of [ __ ] just crazy dude they do comedy there they do comedy and they have movies there what percent at Red Rocks no [ __ ] Red Rocks is amazing and there's a high possibility you might see a mountain lion right you might you might see ghosts there can't wander off the piss in the woods bro you like Jack it's a possibility it's not a good possibility but it's out there what percentage of people at your shows a rough estimate are on ecstasy rough estimate yes 90 90% right I want you to consider the manager sleeping on the couch behind you before you answer this your manager sweating right now well just be honest this is make the corporate anything stupid son no really CDs might make a comeback I'd say 30% 30 so like Joe you know why you know why because 50 of them are on Molly cuz they know better cu the internet Molly how did that name come about anyway because it's uh you tell us do you know you know I don't know what how did Molly come about I don't know I've only been recently hearing about this in the last two years it's pure ecstasy cuz usually ecstasy's like cut with other [ __ ] what does that have to do with I think cuz it's true M what's it called MDMA MDMA methylene and dioxy methampetamine that's what MD I used to think I used to
think MDMA was like made in a laboratory SC like like ecstasy had to be like some scientific chemical [ __ ] I always thought that until a month ago I saw a documentary on ecstasy and MDMA the pure form it's just like Coke where Coke all comes from South South America all ecstasy comes from these rare uh the roots of these rare trees in Cambodia oh watched it all comes from Cambodia yeah that's a fact it was on crazy that serious I'm supposed to take you seriously I'm supposed to take you seriously when you come to a [ __ ] concert to appreciate music and craft and art and all that stuff if you're like on these mind altering substances come on man well it's not it's not that you're supposed to be taking them seriously but it is kind of fascinating that if you ever see current current TV they have or Vanguard that's the name of the show there's a uh I think it's on true TV or one of one of those TV networks obscure cable network and they uh they they spent a lot of time in the this in the woods where these people are like there's like a lot of like serious crime going on because people are cutting down these trees yeah it's amazing problem they find these easy Labs out in the woods and they go in with guns and it's crazy the military comes in it's really nuts man it's just like Peru it's just like Colombia who ever knew I didn't know this [ __ ] I didn't know either I thought it was a I thought it was the same thing with you thought I thought it was some [ __ ] made in the lab is this like something generally accepted that should go in hand in hand with like electronic music then no no you out listen man I think you're taking it really personal I don't think it has to we're just tripping out of what it is we're just tripping out what it kind of [ __ ] weird that when you do Ecstasy that you're right in the same frequency of trans music jump in there for you there Mouse that's very crazy the music that he makes is act and I'm a [ __ ] cynic and a big ass critic no [ __ ] but but his music is is actually not on that level of e because it's actually mellow smooth house to me like him and casc I may not appreciate them as as DJs per se but as artists I go [ __ ] yeah that [ __ ] is dope well you know you know having said that I'm not a [ __ ] Crusader I'm not I'm
not tailoring my [ __ ] no but I mean but I'm saying like the [ __ ] you make is not like [ __ ] that people need to be high for no not at all you know like like listen a [ __ ] level with all of you right I've never done a hard in my life you've never done hard jug ever I've never I've never done mushrooms you never done mushrooms no have you done uh like oh dude name it off I can tell you I Salvia I might have smoked a bit of pot when I was a [ __ ] kid just for the I'm same way I tried weed and didn't like it and that was it for me that was all I needed toight honestly you smoke me right [ __ ] now I guarantee you I will be in the [ __ ] bathroom shaking and every time that [ __ ] door opens he's either going to be a cop or my mom wow or your mom as a cop or my mom dress up as a [ __ ] cop exactly eaters up in this [ __ ] that's cool that's kind of cool down the on liners it's kind of cool but I also almost want to get it like a sex change and and just so I could spoon you and do mushrooms with you you know what I mean you know like I just want I want to comfort you and like take you into the desert Bey you know what I mean Joe you know take you to the desert that's hilarious man no you know what I mean though like I want to comfort him on the planet besides you would have explained it that way I want to have a sex change and I want to spoon with you and do mushrooms with you no I just want to like hold him I just want to like nurse him into mushrooms that need that dud needs mushrooms musroom he needs mushrooms he need he needs marijuana he needs I bet you if he does that though the Grammys would blow up they would [ __ ] bleed on the couch at spot when they're in the bed I know that I know he'd be easier to talk to no I no I think I think what he does is the most amazing [ __ ] ever in the whole entire world and I can't even believe he doesn't [ __ ] wait a minute more than heart surgery no I I really I really appreciate musicians I I no matter I appreciate and like I I've listened to him a million times the first time I met Veronica REI the first time I met Veronica reachi I made this whole video cuz we went to a a a or Orchard or an orchid uh what was it Orange an orange gr we went to an Orange Grove and I made a video and I picked
out dead mouth song a dead Mouse's song to put as the soundtrack because I think that is an amazing song and I met somebody amazing and I put the song with that I feel like in a special moment of your life right now I feel like I'm here witnessing a as it sounds as gay as sounds that's what I like gay at all sounds the oppos gay the music music to me is so insane to me it's Chang music's one of most important things in life is what I'm saying and I think it's amazing meeting somebody that I listen to and I [ __ ] had like emotions with I [ __ ] had trips with I've had a [ __ ] really cool evenings with listening to somebody I don't even know and I get to meet the person that and design that I real to me damn his dick suck his dick come on all right so real to me yeah have it brother have it have it all right I'm sorry I'm glad you ever have you done the preemptive flush on a piss preemptive pre to flush when you're like you've got it and you're like I got this and then you like time it so that you hit the [ __ ] flusher right as it is but right as done piss a little in that clean water there yet and it goes you got you again you want to Flushing like no wait bro you know you're probably going to go another 30 seconds wait you got like train yourself weird Obsession to want to like piss into clean water it's awward I hate I hate when I clean up and then I flush and I got a piss again right after what is that weird what is my dick not coordinating with my ass there no communication down there also a good thing on a side note Russell Peter dropping bombs [ __ ] you thought this show was getting boring you thought the conflict would steers off the tracks and into the woods we've all determined that you need some sort of psychedelics young man you're a very nice guy but you you you definitely need something weed pot something someone needs to sit you down he he I don't think he needs anything because he's clean I know just calm you down something give you a little perspective I think he's doing everything right right now don't [ __ ] up as far as his art yeah wait till he's [ __ ] 70 or 80 and then do mushrooms 70 or 80 and do mushrooms I don't know you do change State I mean like in accordance to law right now if I were to
do some crazy [ __ ] I'm easily susceptible just getting deported oh right because you're Canadian see that's the Canadian thing in us that's that's oh you're so right oh you're so right that's so true he's even nervous about the OG cush get that away from me I was baffled I was like this doesn't make any sense no I don't think that's what it is man I think he just hasn't had that many positive experiences and he's a very positive person and he's ambitious and he's obviously to go from where you have started doing that kind of music and then four years later you're filling the Roger Center you have to be ambitious there's no way around it well yeah and I I gu if you're talking in terms of [ __ ] doing [ __ ] then fine if I start [ __ ] smoking like weed and all that [ __ ] right now are you kidding me dude like I'm just so preoccupied with [ __ ] this that and the other thing I know I understand that but you're drinking that's what doesn't make any sense you're altering your state you're you're altering your state I know but it's a different it's a different alteration yeah the the shittier one it's the difference between a ham and a cuff I'm comfortable with it's the one that benefits you least it's the one that gives you the the most blackouts it gives you the most allows you to like relax your standards it allows you to there's so many weeds that weed doesn't work on let your ego fly there's definitely people that abely true Joe weed didn't work for me I I prefer alcohol are you kidding like drinking off going to call you both I believe you but who'd you get high with it wasn't even who I got high with it's I it's just the few times I tried it every time I tried it I did not like the way the way I feel you get paranoid not even paranoid I got bored and I've got ad so it didn't [ __ ] there's absolutely two different kinds of weed though do you know that most of the people what most people get is called IND and what IND is is couch weed makes you really sleepy and tired there's another thing called sativa South American weed like South Pacific stuff that's like it's from the you know it's different parts of the world and it's way different it's completely no no I think you think of salvia dinor oh yeah this is sativa
sativa is a different type of marijuana yes it's a different type is it's a it's a much more heady much more Carl Sean much more staring at [ __ ] documentaries on sativa right much more like you know what I do that I do that explaining most people don't know that I know you do I know you do but but there is totally two totally different effects Eddie likes it all he doesn't give a [ __ ] I think it's all good I saw deoria and went wait Eddie I agree with Eddie as well especially once you're a season smoker no no no no it's not the same [ __ ] no it's definitely not well you didn't start smoking till late though right yeah I don't think it is man I don't think it has the same effect you has the same effect dude I used to really think that sativa like controlled your appetite and Inda you got the munchies and all that [ __ ] I think it's whatever you think it is that's what I think whoa yeah I I kind of see that because I've been doing a lot of hybrids lately you guys are what's known as Stoners no no no but I've been doing a lot of hybrids lately and then this one time I was doing a hybrid and then I was like this is the best we The Perfect Blend of both and then I'm like oh wait it says Indica on the bottle this whole time I've been doing Indica so it's like I'm almost like all right is this like [ __ ] Alpha Brain I'm like like what you know like what am I doing here is it a placebo you're saying yeah yeah I think you're all crazy maybe you're smoking airborn maybe maybe this [ __ ] smokes too much weed and has never really done good for me is the the the first time I [ __ ] smoked pot was upstage a uh radio show that was actually being syndicated to 109 or one energy is that a Toronto station a total Burlington St you remember the do you remember the The Daily Planet no from nager Falls oh it was that kind of thing so you're from St Catherine so you got no nager Falls you're from nager Falls yeah slow down slow down what up do you like waterfalls are you guys like gang members so we had this we had this radio show and there was a guy there DJ just nice and he would come in and we would do yeah just nice dude dude dudes would show up with like these like am bag full of [ __ ] weed I like the fact you said an& bag you know what it make me happier if you said a Food City bag you guys are
it was it was I swear to God I was about 18 19 years old like how I'm 31 easy slow down what up midlife these kids 31 so they would smoke one [ __ ] joint and the first time I actually smoked a proper [ __ ] blunt I [ __ ] you not it was to this like rap song and I don't know what it was but I know the lyric because I was so stoned and I kept hearing the same lyric Lyric over and over and over again it was like I don't want to something nil I don't want to chill I just want to see my head up on a $100 bill I don't want to Ill I just want to chill rest my hand up on a $100 bill Dude that [ __ ] me for the rest of my [ __ ] and the Bulldogs well blunts are a different experience cuz you in there ironically friend of mine also from Boston Ed OG blunts are a different experience because you have I probably have that on my phone right now but no honestly when I was up in up on top of this computer store you know recording this [ __ ] show dude I was like passed out [ __ ] staring at the ceiling and hearing the same Lyric over and over again and every time the door yeah that's the one what it was just playing over and over and over in the head and every time that the security thing went off at the door that opened up like I said it was either a cop or my mom or my mom dressed up as a cop you need to sample that and make a new song it was [ __ ] come on it's perfect so that that's when I decided you know what not for everyone that sounds like a like a scene in a Stanley cubrick movie you need to grab that [ __ ] dressed up a I got J Jeff juggling it before the [ __ ] course comes in hold on a sec can we do this you know the ironic part is he ja Jazzy Jeff is juggling it back and forth that's a very specific accent I would say that's a Philadelphia accent can you play that is that legal is that a Philadelphia accent no it's Boston is it really that's interesting Boston and Philadelphia are interesting oh with your fade outs Joe you're from [ __ ] Boston you don't like that yeah it doesn't it sound like Philadelphia to me but Boston black is very different than Boston white there's there's a different accents like there's a lot of the Paka that didn't get inherited by the Boston black community like guys like Patrice
O'Neal was a black guy you brilliant comedian from Boston who didn't have the Boston accent you know he had Patrice and I West Patrice and I would you used to say the [ __ ] dumbest [ __ ] to each other one I remember we were in in uh Scotland in 2000 and he had this girlfriend at the time who was from Liverpool and uh she we were walking and everything was [ __ ] uphill in Scotland in Edinburgh and uh she was complaining about walking and goes [ __ ] don't act like you're too [ __ ] high post to be walking up and down and I just thought it was the funniest [ __ ] because she said that called he called her High post yeah and I was like I I I I remember you at the Cabaret [ __ ] voler or what we were at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival oh [ __ ] and I just remember think I I kept was it by the castle it was by the castle we were on North Castle Street in okay okay okay and and we I would just I would just even years later I would say to him I go hey you acting all [ __ ] high post cuz there was a song called high post at that time too post High when was this he had take off right aing [ __ ] I'm banned from a place on [ __ ] Castle The Cabaret volter I was what did you do to them well I didn't do anything I was testing the Integrity of a bottle outside of the nightclub basically kicking it against a carb seeing how much it would take to smash and so and it was funny because I was Integrity sounds like the off [ __ ] whatever but I was playing at the the the the club that night and then we stopped or whatever and I'm outside having a cigarette and I'm like kind of edging a bottle on the [ __ ] thing cuz everyone's like smashing bottles it's [ __ ] head bro so I'm going crazy [ __ ] what and I start like like kind of like back kicking this [ __ ] bottle on the thing and all the security guys are watching me waiting for the [ __ ] thing to break because they knew as soon as it breaks they had grounds to [ __ ] kick me out right so then you had a weapon or something so well then they had evidence that you're a douchebag yeah like I so I finally broke it and then they all came out and they said okay listen you here here's your [ __ ] here's your whatever like you're not
welcome here anymore we're Banning you but it was really funny because it was like totally secret a Mana moment where they were like we are banishing you you are banished you're banished you're like totally banished from this nightclub and I'm like okay all right that's cool yeah yeah you're fine whatever just give me my jacket I'll go did you offer to buy a new bottle and it was funny because I really didn't put up a fight at all I was just like you know what hold on a second man if you were running a club would you want some guy breaking bottles out in front well yeah exactly that's why I played along and I'm like okay you know what I know what I did was stupid right and douchy and I you know I I accept the banishment and I'll take it and I'll go and they were like okay just so you know you're banned I'm like okay give me my jacket and then in so they gave me my jacket and then they started to like kind of walk me out of that little front row PR and they' like just so you know you're banned I'm like yeah I get it I'm banned I'm never allowed here ever again right is that what you mean by banish they they like yes here's your jacket and get out don't understand magude what we're trying to tell you is that you're never ever ever ever allowed here again and I'm like okay and they're like no I like never allowed here again dude and it just went on this when clubs think that they're way more it was crazy dude and I'm like okay listen if I can get kicked out of a club in [ __ ] edoro and never go back again am I also going to regret this later in life probably not so I just accepted it never know and they really didn't like one day they might be the spot that's right I know one day might be out front going come on man I'm sorry listen I know what I done is wrong I'll clean up all your bottles tonight list of B it was really funny so so like I'm banished from this club and I'm outside on the sidewalk like across the street like almost at a completely different [ __ ] venue and they kept having people come out of the place that I was banished from and they were saying dude you are banned I'm like okay I get it that's all right okay yeah yeah no so wait a minute hold on they banned you so you went across the street and hovered yeah yeah yeah yeah because I'm like
waiting for like they're essentially they're essentially trying to get you to get the [ __ ] out of there like like out of their whole country well they wanted you to get out of their view they they tried to they kicked you out of one club and then you went as like across the street and just stared at them is that essentially what happened stereo room stared at them stared at them oh no no no no no no no no I was on my way out like we were ready to get on one of those what are they called Break shs where they got the bike gu oh so you're just waiting to pick you up yeah I'm just waiting for you know management why you there so funny because they just made a really really huge effort to have everyone come out and say you're band I guess for them it's like for as a local scene it's like a [ __ ] devastating hit you know if you're a local band and you can't anymore suck that'd be devastating but I mean I was one shot mean how often guy I mean it's always like ble ever happened in the Toronto comedy scene guys get banned from certain I was I was banned from nagar Square stoping yeah let Russell Peter speak for a second please um in Toronto in Canada especially if you work for yucky yucks you're not allowed to perform at any other comedy no [ __ ] that happens there's there's a few clubs that do that so there's it's funny cu the young Comics like that I know still in Toronto will call me like yo I'm thinking about leaving yuck yuck should I I'm going to call him I'm like don't [ __ ] if you're going to leave a [ __ ] don't [ __ ] tell her you're leaving and just [ __ ] bounce and let the hooker figure it out on her own wow Russell Peters with some Chrome pimpan type [ __ ] right back knuckle knocking [ __ ] for a loop and I'm referring to corporate corporate world as the [ __ ] you know so if you're out of yak Ys you're okay you're out of yuck if you're out of yucky Yu you're working for the outside as they call it very hard to do yuck Yu yuck Yu has good rooms they have a bunch of they don't have great rooms Joe and here's the problem the one at Vancouver was amazing but they don't have right that's gone now the mix now right what mix here's the thing they were always good to me but but that's because I never really fell for I'm your ho
[ __ ] mentality you know what I mean cuz I would leave you let a [ __ ] know you know the game right from 95 from the from 95 I started going to Eng PE show up with a cane got a real limp let them know son let him know tell them why you mad Joe tell them why you mad Barnabas Collins head on it a big Silver Dragon I started playing outside of yuck yucks in in '95 like in England and I realized that the rest of the world was there that I didn't need to [ __ ] focus on Canada like that didn't you like really get famous very quickly because of the internet because of video clips well not really quick I mean I don't want to say like I I was 15 years in when I got oh were you really I started in ' 89 oh I didn't know that in Canada I was around since ' 89 dude I was like eight he was probably eight I was eight when I started that's amazing did but you became famous like in in as far as I'm my world because the internet that is absolutely correct a bunch of people sending me clips we like have you heard this Russell Peters guy and then boom like YouTube clips like you were what one of the first guys that I know that really blew up because of YouTube that was in ' 04 late ' 04 when YouTube just started and then by the time the end of 05 came I I literally went from making $40,000 a year to in in in the end of 03 uh to the end of' 04 making half a million don't tell us how much money no no no but I'm saying like like that's what it went don't want to know they're going to ask 40,000 to half a million in like in a year like that okay well let's stop your progress right there and not catch up to today because people are going to get sad no no no and now I'm broke and that's why I'm here I don't mean sad like that I mean sad about their own lives when was the last time you were at the Olive Garden oh I [ __ ] let me tell you something I [ __ ] love the Olive Garden when were we there last you [ __ ] you [ __ ] when was the last time seriously when was the last time Russell Peters is at the can't believe you snuck that in there November I was at the Olive in Time Square oh that's the good one that's that's the hot spot olard the nation's capital that's the hot spot Olive Garden there's lines to get into
this [ __ ] yeah there was it was me DJ spinbad his wife and his two kids did you get in like did you like I'm Russ we had to no [ __ ] that don't sure that [ __ ] don't work at the Olive Garden fool got the little thing you put in your pocket that gives alarm I the the CD disc sized [ __ ] vibrator that they give you you know you know the worst spins a [ __ ] and lights it lights up you know it's the worst this is the worst thing s true story that that that thing if you go out of bounds like like at the bir Burbank Olive Garden it's always an hour and a half to two hour wait so if you go out of bounds it starts playing this really embarrassing song and it won't stop so like I would always go the coaster thing you're talking about right I would go to and next thing you know it start playing nursery rhymes but really loud and it's like it's like an ice cream truck in your pocket and everyone's looking at you and it's like it's like you're like the alarm yeah I swear to God and it's like a way to say hey you're stealing something you're stealing the Olive Gardens property we're going to annoy everybody around you by this really high pitched nursery rhyme give you I guess I guess as long as it's a song we can't pretend that it's torturing you whereas if it was like an alarm that went off like you could probably sue them for that [ __ ] like how do I get this to shut off so they can't like put like some audio that's like stolen property yeah no they play a nice happy song like hey you're outs they should had like an older time hey what are you doing with my page I went to uh I went to the supermarket you're son of a [ __ ] give me come back I went to the supermarket the other day and as I'm leaving the supermarket the the wheels on my cart lock up oh yeah does that [ __ ] it's they had a certain distance where you could travel from theore before the locked up but this was so fuing stupid because it was right in front of the store I I do that with my mouse ears that we sell at the shows actually you can buy these little like kind of headband Mouse ears and if you actually walk out 50 ft of you know the venue then you're shocked are you serious yeah 50 volts [ __ ] sucks dude the the battery in it the battery has like like you have it so it's set up so the battery does it wait
a minute talk talk us through that again what you what are you talking about the B oh oh the mouse ear that we sell at our show and people get shocked by yeah absolutely we we you sell them yeah I don't understand $5 it's it's like like when you get go to like Star Wars you know they 3D glasses or something like that so you're suppos they have to return the mouse ears no no no well you can't cuz if you get past the [ __ ] barrier you're [ __ ] you're shocked shock you get a little jolt but I'm confused what are they supposed to do they're supposed to they're supposed to give them back to you okay you haven't explained that no I'm joking I'm I'm totally taking a piss you're totally joking okay sorry wow I didn't mean to leave you on but I can't believe you took it that [ __ ] far and belied were you when we we went off this terrible dark road I don't know we were Comics we we analyz it like okay that could be but that actually is kind of badass though if you get that kind of Olive Garden Technology and incorporate in your show and you're leaving a venue with like a product that you know someone has been selling at your show or whatever anyway like I was saying I was at the super Market and my [ __ ] Wheels locked up I've had that happen and so I had like I had two choices either I'm going to like call someone and tell them hey this cart locked up or I caveman this [ __ ] and just dragged it so I dragged it through the parking lot I dragged the [ __ ] I got I did it angry man I that happened to me in Canada at Urban Home out what is it Home Outfitters or something yeah and and I and I had a shitload of [ __ ] in their [ __ ] cart and I'd parked far enough where I couldn't get I pushed the cart and the go the car won't go there where the [ __ ] do I have a car it really pisses me off we don't have Mexicans in Canada can't help two things I never do I never purposely [ __ ] the Indian going to come out two things I never do I never purposely litter I never litter and I always bring back cards just it's not that [ __ ] hard to I don't know about these [ __ ] carts man this is all brand new this is like Discovery Channel ship for me there's carts that say you can't [ __ ] if you go further than a certain distance they lock up damn the C will
lock up they literally lock so stupid you can't so you have to drag them essentially they're on like this rubber pads and you just just grab it is that so wrong is that so wrong I mean if I own a supermarket I own a finite amount of [ __ ] carts and people are just going to be taking those [ __ ] things make them go to the street just to the street they ring if you got them out there it's well you know it's it's like a cell phone I'm sure it's like one of those dog things too those dog electrical theyan you got you got to look at the value of the [ __ ] cart the Carta cost about like about the value say how about the value of having your customers not have to [ __ ] drag their food [ __ ] they don't they don't offer you like assistance they don't offer you somebody okay sir the cart will stop here we will have somebody help you the C stops here but buddy with the bags will continue onto your car they all be Mexicans hey steal this in a good way robot steal this human robots before Mex Ste my new band best thing about the Olive Garden in Burbank is that that's the battle means against the robots that's the future robots before Mexicans robots start taking the Mexicans jobs right when the Mexicans start taking over manufacturing and the worst part is the robots are programmed by Indians there's a Mexican Terminator and the worst part is the rest of America can't differentiate there's a war going on that no one knows about they're like these me these new Mexicans are hairy and they're Ray [ __ ] lazy dance more Mexicans will start dressing up as robot New Mexicans and they're really in the movies these new Mexican 2.0's are really lazy there's a new uh Indian Fight League some big Indian they call Red I I'm aware of it I know one of the guys involved they're going to do an ultimate fighter out of there as well hey man we can't we can't all have conversations at the same time this is I'm really excited about this Indian Fight League actually it's going to be crazy I know one of the guys involved what it's a there's a there's a new MMA series starting in Indian okay and they're it's like almost like a round robin type of thing right I don't know what it is I don't know how they're it's
a new company I don't know how first of all they got this new thing called uh [ __ ] it's called like the world fight League or something wfl they always come up with crazy names for these things no but it's like uh no one but it's for bocc like boxing Bo like oh for boxing yeah it's like a boxing like te in India yeah it's called super Fight League but this is MMA yeah but no but there's there's that MMA one but there's alsoo a super Fight League where they boxing one where they have uh teams from different countries that fight and that's not going to work exct I agree I agree it's not going to work it doesn't make any [ __ ] sense because you can't have a solo sport font as a team it doesn't make any [ __ ] MMA around with MMA around you know you can have a new box they did it for a while they had a thing called the IFL and it last independent Fight League or something no International Fight League exotic Fight League exotic exotic with an ey IG exotic no but you know what MMA is getting so big in Asia like the big Asian thing is one FC it's like Dream from Japan but in Southeast Asia it's giant FC I love dream I love Pride those are my favorites at first Pride was awesome back in day man those I always wanted to go see I really wish the fertitas didn't [ __ ] smoke it well before before it went away man we knew T remember when T worked for them we had a chance man we were going to go to one of those live Prides we we were coordinating it because all basically in most countries like organized crime runs fight the fight leagues hey he just said 2 minutes we got to we got to end this pitch well we can come back again but we got to stop this one recording otherwise it's going to be corrupt when he gets it anything over 3 hours you put it on iTunes and it just shits all over itself so we just we'll just stop right here it's like blaze in the corner they're just [ __ ] sound asleep but yeah it's pretty late anyway listen this has been a fantastic podcast we got drunk together we learned a lot about each other right Eddie Bravo any last thing you need to say before we get out of here can you give me a drum beat okay Russell pet give me boots cats boots cats Ladi ladies and gentlemen I just ask you to just not judge us as human beings by this show don't judge us don't
don't judge us as personalities or people with the inability to form one coherent group of humans not communicating on top of each other just late and we're tired and we had a can I stress how how much this podcast meant to me I drove from Irvine California well I did [ __ ] up I was drunk so I had Blaze drive my car from Irvine California to here and now we're going to go back to Irvine from here Russell Peters I wanted to see you Zimmerman one of the baddest [ __ ] on the planet I wanted to see Eddie Bravo I wanted to see Joe Rogan buddy I wanted to see my little brother Red Band I'm always happy to see you Russell you're an awesome dude man I the first time we ever hung out in Vegas I'm like this this [ __ ] I love him we had a good time man the very first time we hung out went up to the mix had a couple cocktails and laugh we had some beverages hit it off fabulously or would they say famous and I did not want to uh reload off you so I split the bottles with you yeah we had a good time man that's true we had a great time we had fun yeah what's the next UFC coming up what do you got coming up uh the next one is actually in Japan Brian's Going H oh [ __ ] couple weeks man it's going to be nuts man I'm uh I'm I'm fascinated fascinated what that's going to be like you ever been know I've never been to Japan but world has has Danny Glover gotten married yet Danny Glover you know what I'm talking about sh listen look we're speaking in code right now we're speaking in code not to anybody not to anybody that's not code I'll be right back that's not that's not code everybody knows what you're saying nobody knows what we're saying I have no idea what you're saying thank Fleshlight for tuning in program something sponsorship 50% rogan.net something something go to Joe rogan.net listen the fleshlight's an excellent piece of uh masturbation material it's one handy like I got a bunch of box at home next time you come to the house I'll hook you up I missed the coconut water oh I got all of that [ __ ] hey now let me ask you a question before we go we're almost see how see how you have the mouse head and you DJ with it on right with the flash light no no no on a side note okay dude we don't have time for this we're going
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