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[Music] by night [Music] I appreciate that you're committed to this [ __ ] Android thing I have a lot of friends that they send me the green text and every now and then one will show up blue they give up and they jump on the iPhone train I'm like interesting I can't do it man no why wasn't it about it I um because it's one of those things where I'm So Into My Tech and [ __ ] yeah and if you if I go iPhone then I gotta go Apple everything why because they're because that's the that's the whole advantage of going apple is that it all just works together so well because they're on their own little ecosystem you know what's the advantage of not going Apple uh customization oh okay but you you're not are you using the phone with other stuff does it integrate with other stuff yeah the way an iPhone does because I have I have a Samsung phone Samsung tablet Samsung watch you know and if I go iPhone then I gotta get an Apple Watch I gotta get an iPad you know what's better um have you [ __ ] with apple stuff oh yeah yeah yeah I used to I've had iPhones yeah but I just obviously went Android after you went iPhone I went I went Android iPhone Android iPhone Android oh see back and forth yeah I went back and forth but at the end of the day it was just like I stuck with it because Android is more you know on top of like some of the latest like app Apple won't do anything unless they can do it in a way where you where it goes oh that's Apple you know what I mean like like the [ __ ] headphones right like that they would they would not come out with headphones until they could do something where you like when you see it you know that it's not something else right you know it's an Apple device right same thing with the Apple watch that's why it's shape weird it's because yeah they want you to look at and go that's it that's an apple that is true because the Samsung one some dude had one the other day on it looked like a
regular watch so that's a dope watch what is it it's like it's Galaxy watch and I thought it was a regular watch and he goes no you can change the screen and he's like [ __ ] with it but it was round yeah yeah right yeah but it just looks like a watch yeah apple don't want that you know yeah um but it but it I love I do love the way all the Apple [ __ ] works together but it's like they call it a Walled Garden yes everything's beautiful in the garden but you try to do some [ __ ] outside like hit like because and apple does all these little they do all these little shitty tactics to facilitate that right so so the whole green bubble blue bubble thing that originally came out like you remember back when you had to pay for texts no yeah they used to charge for text messages how much do they charge I don't know it was like you know five sent a message or they would give you a bundle or someone come with your plan and and Apple created iMessage and the and green was supposed to represent a text that you paid for and blue was supposed to be one that was free because it was in the Apple network and then right after they invented it it that kind of went away there was no all text messages are free but they noticed that there was a little bit of that there was this little snobber we did it like so they purposely they could fix it they could easily integrate iMessages so that it doesn't come up different but they won't because it it it increases that fear missing out that makes people want to go [ __ ] I'm just going to get an iPhone I'm tired of being left out of the group chats perfect example if you send me a video it'll come up blurry yeah right and that's that's an apple thing it is yes but if you send a Samsung Guy video will it come out perfect oh yeah if I if I send you a video it'll come up perfect but if you send me one it'll come up blurry really yeah because they want me to feel left out and or a person here's another example you know how when you text somebody you you uh they can react to it so it'll be like a smiley face or whatever right so up until recently if if I sent you a text and you and you hearted it right it would it would say to me
Joe hearted and then it would give me my whole text and quotes oh and what does it do now well now Android's work has done like a little work around so if that if you get a text like that it'll just put a heart underneath it okay so I'm gonna send you one right now yeah and you'll get a little hard all right here we go oh my my shit's off oh okay I forgot it yeah But but so they do they Apple does that on purpose because they want you to put the pressure on your friends to buy an iPhone it's kind of smart it is it's genius I'm not mad enough for it they have no incentive to work together with everybody else but isn't it also that it's encrypted like iMessages are encrypted whereas like text messages or not um yes that's true but that's be that again but that's something that they they won't allow the encryption to be shared you know because because the other thing that's only a thing in the U.S everywhere else in the world people use what to happen right right all this other stuff only whatsapp's giant overseas oh it's huge it's huge and and an iPhone is not this is only well not just only here but there's only one or two countries where it's the number one phone really yeah that's interesting I wonder why what's happened all those other things I think it's because you could use them over Wi-Fi and so you could chat without using your minutes right right you could use a mobile Wi-Fi it's encrypted it's all the things that come with imessage it's its own platform do you remember when um roaming would cost you a [ __ ] shitload of money yeah like if you used your phone in Connecticut you'd be doomed I remember when you had minutes yeah you had talk minutes yes and it's like a lot of these kids don't get it man it's like it's pretty recent yeah it's not that long I mean maybe no more than 15 years ago was it that long ago minutes yeah well yeah night and weekend minutes you know 7 P.M Albert you're ours are nine ours are at seven well I remember when I had because I used to have singular which is I think they're part of T-Mobile now but they singular used to be like if if I called another singular customer it didn't use my
minutes or if you called somebody during certain hours it didn't use your minutes hmm you know it was like peak hours and off hours yeah I remember that singular I remember too and what's funny is it's the same [ __ ] Network first they told us oh we have to charge for minutes otherwise we would swamped the network and now minutes are free and then they started charging for texts like it it'll flood the network we got to charge for texting now Texas free and they charging for data and data they actually need I don't know if they need to charge what they charge you know whenever [ __ ] goes down and everybody tries to use their phone you can't use your phone ever that's what's weird like try using your phone at a sporting event like if you're at like a super bowl or something like that yeah it's impossible everybody's using their phone or try calling somebody somewhere where just something happen an earthquake or something right yeah it's all right it won't work no and then that wild like if they have a million customers like save a self song just as an example just for a number they don't have to have a million lines available at all times no they should they should treat them like casinos like you have to have X amount of dollars for every person that's in the casino right in case they win yeah because could they accommodate everybody like there has to be 250 million phones in this country minimum minimum yeah probably more yeah probably as many as there are people right yeah but if everybody wanted to call at the same time like what's the number that it can hold [ __ ] I don't know is it local because this is like local Breakers or local I mean how does that work do you know how it works it's it's family it's wild because there's different Technologies on different networks right it's 4G and it's 5G no no no I mean like CDMA versus I forget what the other one is but like Verizon GSM right yeah GSM right and so they so and I want to say I think we're the only country the only Western Country that where it's split that way like you know like if you go to Korea it's all one technology I think they all use GSM yeah I think um what correct me if I'm wrong
about this too I think CDMA it works better deep inside of buildings I'm not sure I'm not sure I think that was the the positive aspect and that's only in this country Verizon and Sprint right but we we yeah well Sprint just got bought but just merged with T-Mobile oh yeah so it's getting small in there and at the end of the day Disney's gonna own everything this is going to just own every [ __ ] thing man damn did you hear about that I saw something uh DirecTV is might be losing the Sunday ticket for the NFL which has been like the biggest thing get together for like 30 years maybe since 1990 or something they've had a deal like 1.5 billion dollars a year why are they uh gonna lose it the the rights end after this season or next season in the NFL is asking for three billion dollars a year yep and you know who got it Disney there's only like three companies I can afford it Disney Netflix I hope YouTube I hope Google buys it and puts it on YouTube because I miss because because DirecTV is [ __ ] trash and the only reason anybody has it is because of the Sunday Ticket really nobody owns or people that like live in rural areas and they can only get satellite you know but but for them but the vast majority of their customers they're being forced to deal with DirecTV so they can have Sunday Ticket because the NFL started doing started doing this like anti-fan [ __ ] a long time ago when they made um they they put out an exclusive bid for their video game so remember it wasn't too long ago where there was there was Madden there was game day there was 2K there was you know anybody could license and make a NFL game and then one year NFL was like only one person gets it that's how much it costs you know and EA bought it and just started making a shitty game every well not it wasn't shitty every year but they don't have any competition um and then they did the same thing with the Sunday Ticket they were like we'll give exclusivity if you'll give us a billion dollars every year you know so Direct TV pays pays the billion dollars every year and then charges their customers like six hundred dollars there's certain things that like anchor
a network right like Howard Stern anchor Sirius yeah like if Howard Stern left serious they'd be [ __ ] yeah pretty much because how many people even have that now you know what it's more people than you think Hmm it's more people than I would think seriously sneaky famous like Garth Brooks you know that's perfect because you know what they do they bundle it they bundle it with car purchases right and so then you get used to hearing something and you go well [ __ ] you know what is it 10 bucks a month right yeah right yeah if they can get you addicted that's a good move that's a great sneaky deal to have uh it integrated with cars yeah that's very smart and I still get a chance I could check some serious too sometimes oh yeah for like royalties yeah like this um yeah bits yeah so they they paying it out well they were the first people to do podcasts really like the real first podcasts were Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern because they were you know obviously it came off of the radio but they were the first people to do radio uncensored oh yeah radio uncensored on Sirius existed before there was the internet podcast yeah because remember back when it was it was who was their rival it was serious and something else XM XM and then they merged yeah yeah yeah and it was it was good it's still good and they can tell who's exact Lee how who's listening and how many listens you're getting yeah they have they know how many receivers are out there and how many receipts I wonder if they know how many receivers are receiving at any given time yeah the regular radio I don't even know how that's still a thing some people like it man you'd be amazed you know who likes it the kind of people can food who like do it themselves yeah the kind of people who like [ __ ] they've got like freeze-dried food buried in the garage yeah you know what I mean yeah they got a bump they had a bunker for the end of the world yeah those are the type of people that have ham radios and they're listening in over my boy Scotty's father's a ham radio guy well that used to be the [ __ ] you could talk to someone with if the the weather was right you talk to someone in Alaska oh yeah what is someone on the other side of the world well what's scary is
because he's one of these people like he's real he like how do I explain it he he was really really smart in the 70s like he had the world mastered you know what I'm saying right and now he he's sort of like not with the new technology but that [ __ ] use a ham radio he he makes his own rifles you know so so it's like if if things went to [ __ ] he would be the only person that I knew that I could be like he would be the guy in the movie like you'd be on the hill and you'd hear a distance yeah here we are here if you're in hearing this there's a state of emergency seek High Ground do not make noises at night like a bear like right when a bear is about to eat your ass it just gets blown away and you're like what the [ __ ] it is like some old man on here yeah yes yes yeah that's that's how it is in those movies he would be that guy he'd be that guy with his own generator those are the people that are going to live I had this conversation last night with uh Eric Anders Eric Anders was the guest in the podcast yesterday he's a fighter in the UFC's middleweight division really [ __ ] cool guy used to be a football player and we were talking about um last time we're all talking about like super volcanoes we started freaking out like yeah like he was talking about how he took his kid to Yellowstone and he's standing there he's like um we should probably get the [ __ ] out of here like this is a volcano because it's like it's yeah it's but it's like that whole part of the United States it's not it's not just that Park it's like it's like span States it's so big yeah it's not I don't think it spans States but I think the Caldera I think it's 300 kilometers wide if that's if that's correct it might be 600 kilometers wide it's either 300 miles or 300 or something like that but it's that it's at least 300 kilometers wide and it goes off we're [ __ ] if it goes off we're [ __ ] and it it probably means the whole human race is [ __ ] it's not it's not as simple as like we're [ __ ] like we're gonna get down to like a few nomadic tribes in like the Amazon like this is gonna kill almost everybody this thing's so big yeah that's that's insane man yeah see it crosses Montana and Idaho and Wyoming so that's the
whole seismic region right so where is the um what's the the width of the Caldera because that was the thing that I was confused about because I thought they said it was like 300 unless 300 kilometers like goes through some of those States but that doesn't make any sense I guess it does if it's on the edges right but what they're saying is is that it's 30 by 45 miles wide holy [ __ ] man that's not as big as I thought I thought it was like 300 kilometers the third and most recent mess maybe that's like what uh wherever the volcanic activity is under the surface but whatever it is it's a super volcano that every six to eight hundred thousand years blows and when it blows it kills everything and we're overdue yeah we're in that range we're six hundred thousand years ago plus in that range there's gonna be a wow that and because I fight I fight could you hear me say cynical [ __ ] all the time because if it's funny you'll say it yeah but but I you know you don't say cynical [ __ ] because you're a cynical dude though you say cynical [ __ ] because it's a funny thing to say you know what it is it's a constant fight it's like I because my reflex is cynicism yes and I'm TR and I'm trying not to be but but it's like it's hard because you would think after the pandemic like after something that affected everybody right that we would realize that like all our little petty [ __ ] don't really matter like well some of us do you do I do a lot of people do but but it's like it's like I honestly believe if some if some Global like say there was an asteroid headed towards Earth like a like a a species Ender right Congress would still be debating about some [ __ ] you know what I mean when it was like I want Neil deGrasse Tyson would be sitting over here going guys we need to [ __ ] do something now here's the him and Elon will be like Elon would be like I I've designed the record you know and and they just need funding and and Congress would be still playing like the political game you know yeah every disaster movie starts with them ignoring a scientist right it's true and it's like that's because they care more about it's like they don't care that the house
is on fire they want to know who's in charge of the ashes when it's over you know well you also got to wonder like why are they doing what they're doing like is someone in Congress are they there because they want Power are they there because they want money or are they there because they want to help people I think there's three different kinds of people and there's a lot of variations on the theme I think I think I think everyone that starts out trying to help people gets corrupted a little bit I think a little bit right I think they get a little cynical because and I think they learn how to play the game yeah because that's that's the thing is like I'm a I guess I would consider myself a liberal but I hate I hate liberal politicians because they're [ __ ] oh they you know what kills me is like so take take this abortion thing that just happened it's like you know what you know why you know what we lost because we're [ __ ] because we don't have a trump we like because cancel culture only works on outside Republicans ain't canceling no [ __ ] they don't give a [ __ ] what like they don't cancel each other yeah remember so this whole political through this whole everything that uh Biden was trying to do politically is being held up by one Senator right Joe manchin or whatever and you know you know you know when we lost one Senator we canceled Al Franken the comedian yeah we canceled him because his hand was hovering over her titty yeah and then they had Trump going grab her by the [ __ ] that motherfucker's president you know what I'm saying because all all Republicans care about is are you gonna vote the right way right they want to win right we want to we want to feel good we want to feel good about who's representing us instead of winning I I need like I want an evil [ __ ] up in there now I want somebody that's like like you know because you come to congress with good intentions and they go okay but listen if you want to do all that and change the world you got to [ __ ] drown this puppy and some people are like I can't do that you're like well then you're never going to be more than a representative you want to be a
senator you got to get some blood on your hands yeah yeah eyes watch it I need we need somebody that's ruthless man we need a ruthless but that's not a Democrat the thing is like no there's too many too many people on that side would never vote for that a lot of liberals become become conservatives because they're tired of losing I think a lot of liberals become conservatives because they realize the worst end of liberalism they see the the hard far left end of it the antifa people and the the people that want to they think that somehow or another blocking the highway is going to bring back rovery way like this is these are these are those kind of people they don't want to be associated with there's like people that think that like yelling and screaming about things it's not just about the thing it's also about you want to yell and scream like when when you're doing that and you're you're screaming at people on the highway like you're not arguing with them these people they probably agree with you like a lot of these people you're blocking in traffic and beating their cars if they don't listen to you you don't have any Authority and you've decided that because you're outraged You're Gonna Stand in the middle of the street but whatever climate change have you seen those people they lock hands and they block roads for climate change that's not freaking fixing climate change all you're doing is you getting attention and getting people angry at you for this decision that you have to stop people throughout the day maybe they're driving to work to go solve climate change you [ __ ] idiot and these idling cars are probably putting a lot of uh CO2 in here it's all not good it's all not good but it's just the point is it's not an effective way it's not an effective way you know what also kills me too is like I think I think a lot of people don't realize um from the from the abortion thing it's like they didn't ban abortion they they ban safe abortions abortions are going to happen you know what I'm saying like my grandma's back in the day was like you know you would get sent to you know if you got pregnant you and you couldn't you would get sent to you know another to go visit family you know you would come back with a sister
we'll come back with a nice you know what I mean and or you have to go into some back alley and get scraped you know what I'm saying and so that's what's coming back it ain't because people go you can't I just read I just talked about this in my pockets they they uh so the the the World Cup is in uh in a cutter yeah and uh and there's no [ __ ] what they banned [ __ ] so so I'm not kidding come on if you're not unless you came with your unless your spouse is another Olympic Athlete you're not allowed to [ __ ] cut her for the world I mean the World Cup oh so they can't hook up no [ __ ] no [ __ ] anybody that's not your spouse what yeah and they and they and it's it's and it it's not like a like a passive thing they they really reiterated like yeah look is that how you say it cutter is that he said uh some people say guitar some people say cutter uh I don't know how to say it I only read it uh enact sex or if I said I forgot sex bands for unmarried fans ahead of World Cup Qatari officials have repeat that sounds like a [ __ ] Star Wars it sounds made up Qatari official and I only bring it up because I'm like I you can't you can't fight human nature you can't stop people from [ __ ] wow foreigners attended a tournament will have to comply with the Qatari laws such as the criminalization of public intoxication a person could also face the death penalty if caught smuggling cocaine into the country holy [ __ ] wow holy [ __ ] according to British news Outlet Daily Star FIFA officials warn that no exceptions will be made emphasizing that one night stands could lead to seven years imprisonment holy [ __ ] damn that's some good [ __ ] you can't what if you're publicly drunk and you have sex which is usually how they go to one one hand in hand yeah they usually a one-two combination and a little cocaine only God damn yeah that's a death penalty for Coke yeah if you think Brittany Greiner ain't coming home and she only had we were just talking about this on the last podcast she only had a uh a vape pen of CBD CBD yes it's a cannabis product I'm pretty sure it's even speculation she didn't have it and it was planted but no
well that that could be possible too but I mean a lot of athletes are using CBD for joint aches and if you're a professional basketball player and what was she doing in Russia to begin with I guess she Jamie said she was playing a game there's a yeah a lot of uh wmb there's a big professional women's basketball like thing going on over there I remember seeing a video a long time there's a lot of billionaires that just pay to have the best team even though people aren't going to the games they just have money so they paid for the best players might be your team and they gamble on it there's a lot of stuff going on yeah so interesting so where's this billionaire when when we need the [ __ ] that's where I don't exactly know what if she was going through somewhere that knew she was coming I don't know yeah it's not it sounds like she's a political prisoner we talked about in the last podcast they're trying to get an arms dealer and they want to free him in exchange for her yeah and you know you know you know what the calculation we're making she's not worth that yeah you know it's like it's like if we only have so many political prisoners we they're they're making the cold calculation of oh well we can't we're not going to trade you a a diplomat and an arms dealer for a basketball player yeah especially a black lesbian isn't that crazy that there is a like a there's a like if that was certain people they would do it for like if that was Obama if Obama got kidnapped in Russia actually no we'd be at War yeah we'd be at War yeah for sure wouldn't be it'd have to be like Oprah even people even people that oh Oprah Oprah what if Oprah went to Russia and they got Oprah for a CBD well she paid off do you think she would yeah that's all she'd have to do how much do you think it cost to get out of jail right now in Russia [Music] um I think Oprah got it I know that I appreciate it somebody doesn't have it to get Brittany Greiner out she's been in there for four months well the WNBA doesn't make a lot of money you know how much money do you think you'd have to bribe him just guess I mean for sure they have character and moral and they would never accept our
bride oh yeah no of course no I say probably 100 100 million oh my God yeah wow and I think that's probably the salaries of the whole WNBA she's in trouble she's really in trouble yeah man she's facing what 10 years yeah it's something like that and she's already been in there for four months and they're detaining her for another six was wild is like I think that's more than they give you for being gay over there is that part of it um well no because because I don't know it's it legal to be gay over there it's illegal yeah but but I don't know we talked about in the last podcast but we never really looked it up is it illegal to be gay in Russia is that a real thing I'm like I'm reading something about her specific thing and saying there's many angles to the story and I'm trying to see if it's saying I think I think it's illegal to do gay [ __ ] I think they know she's I mean if you flying in basketball female basketball players you know some lesbians in the brunch you know what's interesting about Russia here it is this is a very difficult position a player like Garner an outspoken advocate for LBGTQ rights living and working a country that has outlawed the propaganda oh it's okay Outlaw the propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations propaganda under the vague cloak of that cruel law greiner's own marriage to her wife shirelle might be considered a criminal act yeah that's so true it is it is [ __ ] it's like stop trying to control how people [ __ ] it's weird well I was just gonna say there's like levels of dictatorships and what we're seeing in Russia which is really interesting it's like a an emerged level of dictatorship that we didn't think existed after the Cold War we thought Russia had gone into some sort of vague semi-democracy right yeah but then when Putin really just grabbed the bull by the balls and decided to be president again and you realize like oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no this is a propaganda-driven dictatorship just like North Korea just like a little looser though like you could have guys like Chess Masters who talk [ __ ] about the government and they don't kill them you know like they haven't killed Gary Kasparov because one of the most
dangerous people is the [ __ ] that is is one of the top soldiers that lost the last war like for us they always come back because he was one of the top soldiers in the Cold War but we whooped that ass yes and we never thought he'd be running like you know uh you ever heard of Hannibal the general Hannibal yes he was whooping he was beating the [ __ ] out of Rome like whooping their ass up left and right and one of the one of the biggest battles ever the Battle of Kanai is when he he crushed he he wiped out a large percentage of the male Roman population in one day with a smaller Army just by outsmarting them but one of the [ __ ] escaped uh uh Scipio and they call him now Scipio Africanus because he he studied all his tactics he bought it his time and he came back and beat and was whipping Cannibal's ass I mean Hannibal's ass that's I mean he he didn't end up killing him he killed him killing himself later on but he figured out the blueprint he came back and beat him with his own tactics because he but he was the one he was one of the like handful of [ __ ] that slipped away from Kanai when Hannibal was beating the [ __ ] out of the room so he saw how they did it and knew their tactics and then devised a strategy yeah because one of the big advantages Hannibal had was his was his uh was his uh Nubian cavalry and when Scipio came back to fight him he he paid them off so now they were on his side oh well one of the things about Russia and the Soviet Union and the the whole thing is that they have always had a long-term propaganda strategy for the United States and it was outlined it was outlined this conversation from like 1984 by this guy Yuri how do I say his name is bemenov do you remember that guy he was a a guy who used to work for the Soviet Union see if we could find it trying to remember his name I think I'm [ __ ] that up but it was he he basically was outlawing uh outlining rather their strategy for getting us to to to no longer trust our democracy find his name 's been off I knew I [ __ ] it up um but this guy outlined see let's play it because it's kind of crazy I know we've played this before but it's really interesting it's an hour and a half long
I don't know what the exact part would be this is the full interview oh see ya get a highlight how uh warning to America yeah that's it that's it thank you that's it that's perfect I mean defected they killed his ass right I don't know ideological subversion that is a phrase that uh I'm afraid some Americans don't fully understand when so he used to work for the KGB this phrase ideological subversion what do they mean by The Logical subversion is is the process which is legitimate overt and open you can see it with your own eyes all you have to do all American mass media has to do is to unplug their bananas from their ears open up their eyes and they can see it there's no mystery there's nothing to do with Espionage I know that Espionage intelligence gathering looks more romantic it sells more deodorants through the advertising probably that's why your Hollywood producers are so crazy about James Bond type of thrillers but in reality the main emphasis of the KGB is not in the area of its intelligence at all according to my opinion and opinion of many of the factors of my caliber only about 15 percent of time money and Manpower is spent on Espionage as such the other 85 percent is a slow process which we call either ideological subversion or active measures actively near Prieta in the language of the KGB or psychological warfare what it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every American to such an extent that despite of the abundance of information no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interests of Defending themselves their families their community and their country it's a great brainwashing process which goes very slow and it's divided in in four basic stages the first one being demoralization it takes from 15 to 20 years to demoralize the nation why that many years because this is the minimum number of years which requires to educate one generation of students in the country of of your enemy exposed to the ideology of the enemy in other words Marxism leninism ideology is being pumped into the soft heads of of at
least three generations of American students without being challenged or counterbalanced by the basic values of americanism American patriotism the result the result you can see most of the people who graduated in 60s dropouts or half-baked intellectuals are now occupying the positions of power in the government civil service business mass media educational system you are stuck with them you cannot get rid of them they are contaminated they are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern you cannot change their mind even if you if you expose them to authentic information even if you prove that white is white and black is black you still cannot change the basic perception and the logic of behavior in other words these people uh the process of demoralization is complete and irreversible to get rich Society of these people you have you need another 20 or or 15 years to educate a new generation of patriotically minded and and common common sense people who would be acting in favor and in the interests of the of the United States society and yet these people have been programmed and as you say in place and who are favorable to an opening with the Soviet concept these are the very people who would be marked for extermination in this country most of them yes simply because the psychological shock when when they will see in future what the what the beautiful Society of equality and social justice means in practice obviously they will Revolt they will they will be very unhappy frustrated people and Marxist leninist regime does not tolerate these people uh they obviously they will join the links of these centers dissidents unlike in present United States there will be no place for descent in future Marxist Lenin is America uh here you can you can get uh popular like Daniel Ellsberg and Filthy Rich like Jane Fonda for being dissident for criticizing your Pentagon in Future these people will be simply squashed like cockroaches nobody is going to pay them nothing for their beautiful Noble ideas of equality this they don't understand and it will be greatest shock for them of course the demoralization process in the United
States is basically completed already for the last 25 years actually it's over fulfilled because demoralization now reaches such areas where previously not even comrade and drop off and on all his experts would would even dream of such a tremendous success most of it is done by Americans to Americans thanks to lack of moral standards as I mentioned before exposure to True information does not matter anymore a person who was demoralized is unable to assess true information the facts tell nothing to him even if I shower him with information with the authentic proof with documents with pictures even if I take him by force to the Soviet Union and show him concentration camp he will refuse to believe it until he he is going to receive a kick in the in his fat bottom when a military boot crashes he's then he will understand but not before that that's the tragic of the situation of demoralization so basically America is stuck with demoralization and unless even if you start right now here this minute you start educating new generation of America it will still take you 15 to 20 years to turn the tide of of ideological perception of reality uh back to normal normalcy and and patriotism the next stage is destabilization this time subverter does not care about your ideas and the patterns of your consumption whether you eat junk food and get fat and flub it doesn't matter anymore this time and it takes only from two to five years to destabilize the nation uh it's what what matters is Essentials economy Foreign Relations defense systems and you can see it quite clearly that in some areas in such sensitive areas is defense and economy the influence of marxist leninist ideas in the United States is absolutely fantastic I could never believe it 14 years ago when I landed in this part of the world that the process will go that fast uh the next stage of course is Crisis it it may take only up to six weeks to to bring a country to the verge of Crisis you can see it in in Central America now and after crisis with a violent change of power structure and economy you have so-called the period of normalization it may last indefinitely normalization is a cynical expression borrowed from Soviet
propaganda when the Soviet tanks moved into Czechoslovakia in 68 comrade version said now the situation in brotherly Czechoslovakia is normalized this is what will happen in the United States if you allow all these Schmucks to bring the country to crisis to promise people all kind of goodies and the paradise on Earth to to destabilize your economy to eliminate the principle of free market competition and to put a big broader government in Washington DC with the benevolent dictators Like Walter Mondale who will promise lots of things never mind whether the promises are fulfillable or not he will go to Moscow to kiss the bottoms of new generation of Soviet assassins never mind he will create false illusions that the situation is under control situation is not under control situation is disgustingly out of control most of the American politicians media and educational system trains another generation of people who think they are living at a peace time Falls the United States is in the state of War Undeclared total war against the basic principles and the foundations of this system and and the initiator of this war is not covered on drop of of course it's it's the system however ridiculous it may sound the world communist system or the world communist conspiracy whether it's care some people or not I don't give a hood if you are not scared by now nothing can scare you but you don't have to be paranoid about it what what actually happens now that unlike myself you have literally several years to live on unless United States wake up the the time bomb is ticking with every second the disaster is coming closer and closer unlike myself you will have nowhere to defect to unless you want to live in Antarctica with penguins this is it this is the last country of freedom and and possibility okay so what do we do what is your recommendation to the American people well uh the the uh the immediate thing that comes to my mind is of course there must be a very strong National effort to educate people in in in the spirit of real Patriots is number one number two to to explain them the real danger of Socialist Communist whatever
welfare state Big Brother government if people will fail to grasp the impending danger of that development nothing ever can help United States you make his goodbye to your freedom including freedoms to to homosexuals to prison inmate all this Freedom will vanish evaporating in five seconds including your precious lives the second thing I the moment at least part of the United States population is convinced that the danger is real they have to force their government and I'm not talking about sending letters signing petitions and all these beautiful Noble activity I am talking about forcing United States government to stop aiding communism because there is no other problem more burning and urgent than to stop the Soviet military industrial complex from destroying what is whatever is left of the Free World and it is very easy to do no credits no technology no money no political or diplomatic recognition and of course no such idiots is great deals to USSR the Soviet people 270 millions of Soviets will be eternally thankful to you if you stop aiding a bunch of murderers who sit now in Kremlin and whom President Reagan respectfully calls government they do not govern anything list of all such complexity as the Soviet economy so basic two two very simple maybe two simplistic answers or Solutions but never nevertheless they are the only solutions educate yourself understand what's going on around you you are not living at the time of Peace you are in a state of War then you have precious little time to save yourself um you don't have much time wow from like the 80s 1984. so what he's basically talking about was they embedded these kind of Educators in place and they somehow or another were responsible for like putting psychological warfare on people and that sounds hard to believe right how I mean how could someone get through the the process of becoming a PhD and all that stuff but what doesn't sound hard to believe is that they do it with social media because they 100 do so this is not a new tactic that they devised the the
tactic of getting us to lose faith in our country and our government and in our process they've been doing that forever but they have a sophisticated way of doing it now yeah through the internet because crazy they they have programs and they have people they have Farms where they just propagandize and do things did I ever tell you about that there's a lady named Renee diresta she's been on the podcast before and she researched this she found out there was uh like out of one of the things they found out when they were looking at these propaganda sites the top 20 Christian sites on Facebook 19 of them were run by Russian troll Farms wow they're like in Macedonia or some [ __ ] um all they're all these propaganda farms and they what they would organize uh conflicts like they had like a temperate Texas separatist group that they organized and they had them meet right next to some Muslim group so they had a Muslim group across the street from the Texas separatist group wow they do it on purpose they're all trying to initiate conflict and she was saying it was really funny because like like I'm a big fan of memes I think memes are the one of the more interesting forms of Comedy that exists uh like that you like hear someone like like every day my friends are sending me memes we're going back I've become like sick with it lately it's the evolution of the street joke it's it's it is like that because like man who's writing these because they're some of them with the picture they're so funny look at this one this is like this only could exist in this form with a picture similar to this with this caption when you nut fast and she cussing you out so you said [Laughter] it's so fun I mean through this pandemic I've been obsessed with memes I've been getting so many people send me funny memes so many of these like text message chains are funny memes yeah they're good they're good so many good pages some of them are restricted some of them are hard to find the pages yeah there's some of them are
hard to find some of them are thieves oh well almost all of them are thieves yeah that's the thing it's like who is the guy it's like the street joke like you were saying yeah well some people steal jokes but some people just they just that you know they were kids that were like raised on this yes and it's just how they think they think in memes yeah but it's a new form of Comedy right oh definitely definitely it's an images with funny text that's what cartoons were though for the 1800s right I guess yeah yeah but part of the thing is that the photo's not supposed to be for that that's what's part of what's funny like all the Greta thurnberg ones I have like a hundred of them because it's it's because also too it's like it's um it's cultural in a way that because like if you showed if you showed a Greta thurnberg meme to somebody in I don't know you know somewhere where they wouldn't know who she was right the joke would really it wouldn't really hit exactly it wouldn't make sense it wouldn't make sense it's like the share the memes like the shared thing well it has to be something that everybody understands a thing like who the person is or what the thing is but you know what sometimes we just have fat line and you're waiting for your turn to test so these these uh dude I've had some that [ __ ] there was one where um I saw one where it was DMX um DMX's head on Professor X's body and it and it was like y'all gonna make me use my mind and I I swear I laughed at it like 50 times that day Joe you've become big in the golf meme Community nice how did I get they used you a lot nice multiple times really yeah yeah I see him I mean I follow those around nice daily well someone who doesn't play golf I talk about golf a lot no so it's again they're not it's not going to talk about golf related and they like make it seem like golf like you were talking about how many specials you had one time and you're like counting like kind of one two three like that if you're counting on your fingers and the meme is like how many strokes did I get on that hole one two three but
you know what Sometimes some people just become it's just the face they're making or something and it's just a random person that yeah doesn't have [ __ ] to do with [ __ ] yeah always and you see them later yep and like they do [ __ ] where they catch up with them oh pushing one out in the Pro Shop bathroom 30 seconds before my time yeah that's hilarious send me that one that one's funny yeah there's some funny ones man it's just a it's an interesting form of comedy and I bet a lot of it's created by people just sitting in the cubicle board as [ __ ] at work you know like how much work gets done at work for a lot of people very little because a lot of people are online [ __ ] around yeah you read that book have you have you heard this book uh [ __ ] jobs no I forget who I forget who it's by but he talks about that I like there's so many there's so many jobs created in America that don't need to exist and we most of the time we spend looking busy right because our job isn't important it's it's not necessary and we all know it deep down like if you're doing a job that's not necessary you know it right and it it [ __ ] with your self-esteem and everything like most people aren't doing [ __ ] at work or they're going out of their way they're not douche you know to look like they're doing [ __ ] yeah well if you don't have a job that requires you to do [ __ ] and you're just unsupervised and you don't even like your job and you have a [ __ ] computer like how many people are posted on Twitter all day while they're at work just checking Twitter and posting it oh yeah constantly like if you have a phone at work and no one's watching you computer yeah people that play video games all night are supposed to be watching [ __ ] oh I'm sure but see you know you know what part of the problem is is that is that we we're in this new age of technology and efficiency but we're still in we're still like two generations back in terms of like what work culture is so it's like it's not necessary for anybody to be in the in the office for eight hours right but all the but there's all these old school
owners and managers are like I need you an officer yeah even though you know we spend all we spent this whole these last couple decades like in putting all this technology in the workplace that makes that not not necessary well definitely not if you are responsible and disciplined and you work at home like you get more done because you don't have to commute yeah and there's people there's people who have employees now they were forced to work from home during the pandemic they can do their job perfectly fine there's no reason to be in the office and their boss is still like yeah but I like having people in the office yeah there are people that are like that right yeah and I guess it doesn't depend on what you're doing though there's some [ __ ] like you'd want to be in like if you're on writing on a sitcom you got to be in the room right yeah it's certain jobs that require that but it's like but it's like accounts receivable that doesn't have to be in that building no no why would it you could get everything done with a direct message but but there's this weird thing of like I don't want you to get over it it's like because I'd rather I'd rather you work four hours and me pay you the same so maybe so maybe now I'm paying you you know 50 bucks an hour or something so your check's the same I'd rather I'd rather have you work half the hours and do your job efficiently than have you just sitting around for extra time for no reason don't you think a lot of people like being the leader of a team oh yeah I want on my team in the building yeah but we've learned we've learned a long time ago it's the difference between being being a leader and being put in charge you know that's true too but maybe if you're not around people they don't get it like you know maybe that you they think like you gotta like absorb the ethic of this company you got to be a hustling on the floor everybody's got the morale's got to be high right now they have to like those team building things where they go to Hawaii together they all [ __ ] snorkel and [ __ ] oh yeah you know that's a big thing with a lot of these companies team building yeah we'll we'll spend 100 Grand on a on a on a on a fishing trip but we won't give nobody a raise
but I think they think there's like a value to it I think they've put like a psychological value on the idea that they can like give them something fun to do like I was in Hawaii recently I was in Maui and uh there was a whole group like that a whole group of people that worked for this company and they all had like stickers on their [ __ ] shirts they're walking around in Hawaii with a sticker on their shirt that says like hi I'm Bob like that kind of [ __ ] because they have to and with like you know like whatever the logo the company was I'm like that is bizarre you're on a trip and you're on vacation with the people you work with but you got to wear a sticker it's nonsense you know what makes people happy I mean and you know this right we all have miserable family and stuff people like people that have jobs that they hate people have jobs that they love and for me it's like look people need purpose they need a sense of purpose and they need to feel like they're being fairly compensated yeah that's all [ __ ] that trip [ __ ] the pizza party I every job I've ever hated it's well no that's not true either because I was making good money at that job oh no but I didn't have a sense of purpose I was like I could teach a [ __ ] monkey how to do this yeah if you well you're a guy that wants to do things though some people don't want to do things like some people don't have ideas that they really want to implement they don't have like a dream that they want to chase they just want to work there's like different kinds of people you know yeah I know it was about I was in the service with a [ __ ] like that I forget and I forget his name on top of my head but he was one of these mothers that was like he was raised on a farm like for real yeah and he just had to [ __ ] work every day like he it was like he's the only person I've ever met like this in my life where it's like you know it's lunch time and we got we got an hour and he spends 15 minutes eating his lunch standing up and then goes back to work he's one of those type of people that just loves to work he doesn't he feels like [ __ ] if he doesn't you know car days working I'm like um yeah he's built different than me yeah
some people like it almost like as a physical exercise activity they're like a hard day at work Chuck and hay at the farm you know those [ __ ] are strong as [ __ ] too they hard man those people that throw hay around shake hands are one of those dudes been doing this since they was a kid I went to Farmer strength when I was in college like I was I was hard up for money and uh my roommate his parents were looking for like they his parents were uh they were they took care of animals so they had like a small farm they you know where they had like six cows you know like 40 dogs you know like it was one of those type of places but he was he was a farm animal veterinarian his father but they had a little property and they wanted me so just so I could make a little extra money they pulled me out they pulled me over there to uh I suppose to chop down uh weeds for them like it was it was these these crazy Vines that like you have to [ __ ] beat them down with chains and chop them up you know what I mean yeah and I work for these [ __ ] for one day in the and they were like we're good we're good we don't need you to come back you know because it was like no because the first day I bust my ass you know and they were like good job and the second day I was like I just I was like my body didn't have it I just didn't have anything left and this dude told me like he grew up doing this yeah but you got to build up to that yeah physical labor like that is like working out it really is I had a summer that I worked building a construction ramp like a a wheelchair ramp rather for uh Knights of Columbus Hall so the for the whole summer for like whatever length of time I only think I kept the job for a month I had to carry cement bags and pressure treated lumber the whole summer so it was 100 degrees outside whatever the [ __ ] it was 90 degrees outside and I've got cement bags on my shoulder I'm hiking I'm up this [ __ ] ramp and carrying pressure treated lumber and pressure treated lumber is chemically treated lumber and those splinters you get infected and they're [ __ ] nasty like they hurt like hell like and so I'm constantly carrying all summer long and I realized like oh I could get stuck here like this could be my life like if you're a laborer and this is like what
you do from now on this is your whole day every day and I would get out of work and I'd try to work out and I had nothing I had nothing I tried to hit the bag I was like I was just exhausted you can't just go right into that and I was in pretty good shape you can't just go right into that yeah but that's work Kenny wash your back you just and you could [ __ ] things up too man that's how people [ __ ] up their backs yeah if you don't have like the muscle stability in your core and you're lifting heavy [ __ ] all the time all of a sudden you could [ __ ] yourself especially if you don't know how to do it right it's gonna be tough hard labor man you know that is a [ __ ] rough way to make a life yeah it's up it's up there with fighting right or it's not no fighting is exciting if you win right if you're good you could it's a skill you could develop it you could you could you know be very clever you'd be like Floyd Mayweather you rarely get hit you reach the top of the top well you can do that in boxing you can't really do that in in MMA like never get hit not well something's gonna happen yeah fight long enough something's gonna happen like every Victory take a piece out of you some of them do yeah well that's the difference between Floyd and everybody else in my opinion when people talk about the best boxer ever I'm like man it's hard to make an argument against Floyd Mayweather because he's the only guy that never really got [ __ ] up yeah he only got hit hard like three or four times ever and he and and the thing is you look at he he was in his prime for like longer than anybody else yeah yeah he never really had a fallen off period no and he's the best at not getting hit yeah and then people talk about how he you know how he you know everyone always made excuses about how you know he fought somebody when they were young or whatever he thought he fought to do when he was 40. Floyd was 40. yeah and they're like oh well he's picking he's cherry picking him like of course he is he's fighting it well yeah he's 40 years old well not just that every boxer wants to do that it's a smart thing to do up until you get to a certain point and then you have to fight the other Champions but it's a smart way
to maximize your money it's a smart way to get more ring experience and you know it's a smart way to keep defending your title like a lot of guys would rather fight a guy when he's slightly over the hill and with Floyd and Manny Pacquiao I think he was pretty clever because look Manny Pacquiao when he was young was a real problem his hand speed was spectacular his cardio was spectacular his punching power was ridiculous he was a real [ __ ] problem and Floyd played that nice and slow nice and slow when he caught Manny it was Manny was you know he'd been knocked out by Barrera he wasn't the same man anymore and then he also lose to um who's his Ravel that Floyd Floyd beat Floyd made that boy look ordinary I can't remember his [ __ ] name though wasn't that um who oh Juan man Marquez yeah Marquez yeah I said Barrera I met Marquez I [ __ ] that up um yeah Juan Manuel Marquez he knocked out Manny in the last fight they had three fights together right I think they split decisions and then he knocked him I think I think I forget but anyway Floyd just boxed the pants off of him yeah he made him look real silly well he Floyd does that to everybody Floyd did that to Canelo Floyd does that to everybody yeah and he fought young Canelo yeah now Canelo not maybe not Colette Canelo now no definitely not Canelo now Canelo learned from him but I I still believe he would beat him I think so too yeah it's hard now because Canelo was a tank now he's so big you'd have to get him down to a manageable weight because he was 152 when he fought Floyd Floyd was very smart he made him cut down below the 154 limit because he knew he struggled even to get to 154. so Floyd May him cut an extra two pounds oh wow it was very sneaky yeah he knows all the little tricks like what gloves to use of course all the above all the above he'll make sure you because he's had fragile hands in the past so he makes sure he'll use like a more a glove that is a little more padding in the front the same amount of weight but a little bit more padding for his hands because there's like just gloves that are puncher's gloves like cleito Reyes these Mexican gloves they're like a firmer there's more there's like the padding is not as smooshy and then other gloves are kind of smushy they're the same weight but
they they're not the same density maybe they're not made the same way well they both have to fight with the exact same gloves well Floyd would negotiate that yeah Floyd make sure you fought with the gloves that he wanted you to fight with so he just everything he did was to his Advantage DLC doesn't do that right everyone has to do everyone has the same gloves they fight with UFC certified and you know approved gloves that's it and they're not the best gloves the best gloves are made by Trevor Whitman Trevor Whitman is a guy his company is called Onyx he makes the best bag gloves he makes the best shin and InStep pads like the best material in terms of like the density of the foam his stuff is the [ __ ] and he came up with his and he's a Top Flight coach he coached Justin gaichi Rose Nama Eunice cabarro Usman top top flight coach and he came up with this MMA glove that's way better it first of all curves the hand instead of like extends the eye pokes are not going to be as frequent it makes your hand that naturally because some guys have said to me that when they're fighting especially like you know you've gone a few rounds your hands are tired the gloves are actually almost trying to open your hand like it takes an effort to close your fist as opposed to like right now my there's no effort to close my fast but with those gloves you kind of have to make a little bit of an effort and then also you have the padding of the the you know the hand wraps and all that stuff so it's kind of your hands almost want to extend but Trevor's gloves are already turned over like your hand is turned into a knuckle position naturally and then on top of that the density of the foam is way better I think it'll have way less hand brakes so why why won't the UFC I don't know that's why I'm talking about it it's the best they're the best gloves we should only have these gloves so I mean there was like some sort of like they were trying to make a deal and they didn't do it that's is that his Club yeah that's a white one that's uh I have his uh other stuff they're uh they're black see if you can go to his website but that's a good I do every time I go to the website it really just is showing the boxing stuff a lot was boxing stuff is awesome too his gloves are the [ __ ] they're really
really good but that glove that I have on my hand is way Superior to any other glove that I've ever felt the pride glove is pretty good but I think that's better and you could still grapple with it you could still do everything with it I use his bag gloves too he's got [ __ ] amazing amazing stuff yeah I guess I guess yeah man it's always money it's always a money thing maybe I don't know who the [ __ ] knows maybe it's too expensive to build I don't know it doesn't make any sense to me I just like you should we should use the best [ __ ] with the best organization why don't we use the best [ __ ] that's the best [ __ ] does any does anyone use the women gloves I don't think so I mean Trevor's you know he's a mad genius he figured it out I was like what's the coffee oh no no I thought it was whiskey oh you want some whiskey yeah we have whiskey all you have to do is ask her oh yeah we get a glass and some ice glasses and some ice um anyway it's just uh Floyd was smart enough to decide everything in his favor you know I mean he's just he's just clever as [ __ ] he always pretended he was going to fight an MMA fight with Conor we'll fight a boxing match first then I'll fight you in your [ __ ] like please no way no [ __ ] ways he's gonna do that that's the whole other world yeah it's a whole other world that's that's a different thing like most boxers cannot compete with MMA fighters but you know a good decent MMA Striker can go a few rounds as long as the guy's not a murderer like a Mike Tyson in his prime oh right they can go a few rounds they're gonna be out class we'll go a few rounds but a guy who doesn't do MMA who fights an MMA fighter you're getting [ __ ] up you're gonna get your legs kicked out from under you quick yeah you're gonna get taken down you're gonna get choked out the big thing is leg kicks that's the big one because even if the guy is a striker but he's a leg kicker they can kick you from a distance man you can't get close enough to punch him and they're kicking your your calves out from under you they're kicking your thumb eyes apart you can't move on them right anymore you're you're trying to salute my brother absolutely always good to see you same bro I'm very excited about this weekend oh you know it's
funny you so you bring up the lick because I was just watching Izzy and Jon Jones highlights before on the way here is he and Jon Jones yeah watching their highlights oh yeah not against each other but they're just watching how because they are the mat they're the masters of distance distance yeah yeah and they're in their [ __ ] because well you know I think Jon Jones has a little more like violent intention behind you know me because he's a little more of a psycho you know interesting because when you watch I'm talking about like like the dominant dominant Jon Jones he he would hit [ __ ] like he like he didn't care if the hit killed you you know oh yeah yeah like when you stop Daniel Cormier yeah some some people don't have that they don't have that right that Killer Instinct where it's like I don't care what this does Izzy's got that too though oh yeah yeah yeah because he's got that is he is he his uh this is just the most sophisticated of the strikers he's the if you watch striking if you're a person who likes striking and you like setups and stuff what he he's doing something very different because he's getting guys to move a certain way he's reading you like you see when Izzy's moving around he's reading you yeah he's seeing if he can come forward with the right hand he's seeing if you're looking at that right hand he kicks your leg he's going to move out of the range of your power and he's like he's thinking in 4D or something he's he's downloading all your data and he he can see like weaknesses in people like a great example is Paulo Costa Apollo Costa steamrolled everybody he was just smashing people he's a giant dude they called him the Eraser he would just move forward and just [ __ ] and Izzy just picked him apart and by the end of the first round you can see he was baffled like he was [ __ ] because he knew like I can't hit this dude and he's standing right in front of me and he would he would swing at Izzy and you know Izzy would be just out of range and then he'd make him pay just don't arranged make him pay and then after he stopped him he humped him yeah you know um you know what you know what where I learned a lot or it may um but I watched those uh you see that do you see that
after he he after he stopped him he humps him watch this yeah cause he was talking all that [ __ ] he's talking all that [ __ ] but watch this one two that's why I love Izzy man because he don't he don't play that [ __ ] well he's just so slick man if you like for a guy like me who's been interested in Striking his whole life like seeing a guy like this that was a Top Flight kickboxer make his way into MMA I reached out to Izzy before he ever fought in the UFC I saw him fight in uh in kickboxing matches and I reached out to him on Instagram like way back in the day and he was telling me that he's taken some fights to China that he's like he's gonna come to the UFC but he's going to do it the right way he did it the right way he was smart like some guys jump in but they don't have a ground game yet they jump in they don't have defense yet but they just feel like oh I'm gonna learn a few things I'm just going to use my kickboxing then you fight some [ __ ] wrestler some dude who hits you with that power double and boom and you feel that weight and pressure like oh [ __ ] I don't know how to handle this yeah a lot of guys get [ __ ] up that way too you run into a khabib exactly you run into you run into some dagestania assassin and you're [ __ ] but Izzy did it the right way well I I I watch um I like watching the um you you know the the morning combat guys yes yeah so Luke Thomas and who's the other dude Luke's been on the podcast before he's got that that dude with him so he he made me understand just how much on another level is he is from everybody else because he breaks it you know he'll have a two three hour video where he's like you know telling you Ryan Campbell yeah yeah that's Brian Campbell yeah they broke it down one time and I was like oh wow this [ __ ] is because I don't you know because I'm not a big I'm not a I don't have the experience in fighting that you have right so I was like there there needs to be a John Madden of MMA you know yeah it made me because I at first I mean I always like watching Izzy but I didn't I didn't get the chess match that he's playing yeah that other people just aren't they're not even aware that there's a that there's another game being played other
than that other than swinging and kicking right he's on some other [ __ ] man well he the way he describes it is like a lot of people are just button Smashers like if you're playing the game oh yeah trying to make something happen he's like he's setting things up he's setting things up and there's other guys that set things up and that's one of the things that makes this weekend so interesting is because he's on the same card as Alex Pereira and Alex Pereira is beat him he knocked him out he ko'd him with a left hook in a kickboxing match they beat him once by unanimous decision and then the rematchy kayode is he you know and uh he's only fought twice in the UFC but he's won both fights and now he's fighting the number four ranked Sean Strickland this weekend it's very interesting because they're they're basically trying to Fast Track him to fight a fight with Izzy I'm sorry man you know what um I I I you got to you got to show me somebody to beat him well let me show you somebody um I'm not saying that he could beat him but Alex Pereira is one of the scariest [ __ ] Strikers on planet Earth he's this dude from Brazil he's a bad [ __ ] and this is when he fought Izzy I think this is I don't know if this is the first fight of the second fight but it was a real good fight back and forth but then this oh wow yeah I mean he's got that kind of power but go to uh Alex pereira's highlights that said the Izzy from back then is not the Izzy of today no he's way better now way better now um Alex Pereira who was primarily a kickboxer two Division World Champion and Glory now he's made his way over to MMA and he's just show does we were just you know here's this dude [ __ ] people up and these are with big gloves on he's one of the most vicious knockout artists in glory history like unusual power like almost everybody gets starched and the dude's crazy durable too like he gets into Wars with people and can they not throw kicks oh they can but he's yeah I mean he's got kick Knockouts too but there's a left-hand a KO Dustin Jacoby I mean he's a bad [ __ ] answer me this Joe dude what is the what is what changes besides the obvious from
the Octagon to from the boxing ring to the Octagon more room for sure okay um no corners so cutting off people is different cutting off people in a boxing ring is is a lot little more um room for like you can you could box someone into a corner you know okay like see like he moves like you have an angle right well with uh the octagon it's a little bit a little bit easier to move around around the edges but even maybe more importantly there's a lot more space to fight in like they're a lot bigger than this so you got the Octagon a lot of you know you got a lot of move room for [ __ ] there's a lot of uh like the smaller octagon is like what they use the Apex Center which is really interesting because you see like heavy weights in that like when Francis and Gano fought steepe miocic when he won the title it was in the little octagon and I'm like man Stephen's gonna have a hard time getting the [ __ ] away from him in that little octagon because it's quite a bit so much littler okay so look at the difference so the UFC's octagon sides so it's 750 square feet to 400 square feet and that's just a normal uh boxing ring the boxing Rings vary which is interesting like sometimes they're a little bigger and smaller like sometimes for a fight they'll make a smaller ring to favor like a slugger or they'll make a bigger ring to favor a boxer like they'll put that in the contract like I want a 28 foot ring like they'll come up with [ __ ] that they can put in the contract why did the UFC decide to go with a why do they have two different sizes it's a good question the smaller ones because the smaller venue the uh the Octagon that they have in the Apex is smaller see it's uh the smaller one is 48 meters and the other one is 69 meters square so it's 20 wider and 44 percent larger the full-size octagon is so when they use the small one like for big guys like inganu man like there's nowhere to run you know in a small ring a boxing ring with a slugger that's kind of the same can the fighters request that with the size or do they have to agree and the May Fighters no no there's no unless you say I'm never fighting in the Apex Center if you make that a part of your contract you never have to fight in the
Apex Center but what if it's going to be a world championship fight like they had world championship fights in the Apex Center during the pandemic and I'd imagine um you know I'd imagine telling Dana White that there's certain [ __ ] you ain't gonna do that's not gonna fly no they've got a solid organization it's um it's it's a crazy [ __ ] sport man it really is it's a crazy Sport and when you see a guy like Izzy that's so dominant and so good and so clever you want to see a guy like Alex Pereira like that's the guy that tests him but the dude he's fighting this guy Sean Strickland is a bad [ __ ] he's no joke he's a tough tough dude and he's been beaten everybody at 185 I thought Izzy was fighting Canon Cannon here no dizzy is all right Alex Perez fighting Sean Strickland and Sean Strickland is very dangerous he's a number four Contender he's he's very good and he's also has a solid ground game too and if he gets Pereira down on the ground like he has the potential to submit him oh yeah oh yeah can you can you pull up the card because I'm also excited about um uh Max Halloween that's gonna be wild that is going to be wild those guys are so razor close the card is fantastic look at this oh [ __ ] look at the just the just the finals just those four fights right there yeah the barbarina versus Robbie Lawler before that but those fights like that dude Sean Strickland he's a dangerous [ __ ] one just got some didn't somebody just cancel so I know Molly and Pedro Munoz no um um was it Holly Holmes no Miesha oh Misha Tate yeah so this is a fantastic card they're going to start off with uh Pedro Munoz and Sean O'Malley [ __ ] that's a great fight too I can't believe that's the beginning that's the beginning that's the first fight on the card in the in the pay-per-view Sean O'Malley he has one loss yeah Cheeto Vera then he didn't he he broke something right well he uh he kicked him in his shot his uh calf and his calf went numb um his toe apparently according to Sean dug right into the nerve of his calf and just like a freak thing and his calf stopped working claims he's undefeated right yeah it was
hilarious yeah he knows what's up man yeah I mean Cheeto Vera is a bad [ __ ] see but it's the part of his marketing because you know what I'm realizing too about about this [ __ ] is like it's just like show business where it's like there's more to it than just the talent yeah for sure some people don't realize look you also it's a show the more entertaining you are yeah you know that's part of it like I'll hear Trail someone didn't talk about all the time like how you know that that 30 seconds after like when when you're interviewing people in the ring it's like some of them don't realize like you need to be calling out the next guy all of that [ __ ] matters you know how good you are on the mic like Michael Chandler's fantastic he's amazing he's amazing yeah it's like you can't be afraid to be controversial oh no no no no he he obviously has like things ready yeah because because it's like take Cody for example I mean not Cody um just had to rivalry with Usman Kobe Covington say Kobe Covington he I mean even though he still wanted like the best guys in the world but he he talked his way into yes fighting for a title well he talked his way into this like pro wrestling heel type character that people want to see lose but want to see fight yeah Floyd did that too Floyd was very smart with that whole Money Mayweather thing like he got people angry at him like they wanted to see him lose yep like how many people buy Floyd Mayweather pay-per-views just because they want to see him lose probably more than half it's a lot yeah it's like people that hate that hate listen to uh Howard Stern oh yeah back in the day right yeah movie private parts we talked about that yeah there's a lot of people hate listening yeah well now he's now he's completely different but it's weird right it is a little strange because I mean I don't because I I don't listen every day but then I come back and listen I'm like oh this isn't yeah he's a different guy now yeah well I guess I don't hold that against nobody yeah if you want to change I mean you are who you are that's growth it's better to be who you are than to like like have to live up to some old version of yourself
yeah because I think some people think their fans expect that of them yeah you know and well I mean some people you know some people are captured by their face some people that are who they are but it works like oh here's a person you're not people always giving birth [ __ ] about taking a shirt off yes I I just I say I say keep taking your shirt off big man who gives them [ __ ] just other Comics you know talk [ __ ] because it's a it's not it's not comedy right but why would anybody but it's Joe I was just I was just on his fully loaded tour with a man and I'm telling you it's It's [ __ ] amazing he has to he can do two things that other Comics can't really do he has that pop because the audience wants they want to see it right right so the moment when he takes when he takes off his shirt it's it's something that the fans they just lose their [ __ ] mind and he can do so I look I was with him in um I was with him we were in uh Lawrenceville Georgia and his wife his wife and kids came and his kids have never seen him perform oh wow they weren't interested in in in him and his wife had agreed like not till they they couldn't hit a machine story until they were of age whatever so so his daughters are there he brings them on stage to tell the machine story and so this is another thing that I've that I realized he he he's taking a superpower from musicians because we don't get to repeat [ __ ] right he can tell look at this he can tell the machine story whenever the [ __ ] he wants he's running with flip-flops on to go do comedy yeah man yeah flip-flops on he he's look at that who the [ __ ] does stand up in flip-flops for real and those are his those are his brand of flip-flops who the [ __ ] does stand up in flip-flops other than Bert Kreischer yeah in fact he gave I have a pair of Burt Chrysler flip-flops look at this [ __ ] yeah this moment watch them [ __ ] lose it so he's gonna take his shirt up look at that they're all standing up with their arms in the air yeah how many guys in the audience take their shirts off in unison oh it happens all the time solidarity and here's the other thing at any point he can go when I was 22 years old I got involved
in the restaurant and people look it's a story they've heard a hundred times and they still tell us tell us please they know the story but it's like he can tell it whenever he wants you know he told that story here for the very first time really and I told him to tell it on stage oh yeah okay during the podcast when was that 2013 12. yeah 11. yeah wow that's not that long ago not that long ago wow yeah yeah it's a good story that was back when Bert was still on the Travel Channel he had to like watch his p's and q's on the Travel Channel we got him to quit yeah he was in this great job but it was holding it if he wasn't as hilarious as he is it'd be a great job but it's like I know you're good at that I know you're having a good time with that I know you're making money with that but you'll be way better just being a stand-up like you're a funny dude and you you're you're not doing it enough because you're off doing all this other stuff and he's like [ __ ] you're right that was good advice well I knew it I just knew it and he's also a hustler like Bert hustles it's not just that he's he's just he's sneaky genius in the way that like he he can walk into a room and go oh that would be a good shot that's good promo do it this way do it make it that color you know like he just knows how to and he's constantly promoting yeah constantly yeah like everything so funny he's just funny this is funny it's hilarious on podcast dude he took us the fully loaded too was fun as hell he took us so we did a show at the Bristol uh Bristol Speedway in Bristol Tennessee so the so we we the show was on the drag track so the Brisco Dragway I think it's called and but the next right next to it was the is the the NASCAR track and they put us in this pace card and [ __ ] we all fast we're going um I think we peaked we peaked out at 122 or something like that and it's a real short track like a half a mile oh oh you're in a [ __ ] regular car with no roof [ __ ] that oh yeah so that's a pace car that's a pace car yeah oh Jesus [ __ ] dude how do I do not appreciate this not in a convertible yeah dude he gets he gets like inches from the wall that dude that's a convertible and like
that flips no more Brian Simpson at this point if so not yet but when you when you're when we're up near the top that's three stories above right like right here that's three stories above everybody else really yeah it's crazy to think because it the your the car is almost sideways oh wow yeah no [ __ ] yeah man you gotta do that fast no he said that no the drive the pros their average the pros are are going into those turns at 155. 30 miles an hour faster than what we were doing but it's a different kind of car it's a different kind of car yeah yeah the car's set up to go one way yeah set up to take a left turn speed yeah yeah and it's a oddly American sport yeah and you know what it's one of those things that like I'd never really appreciate it until I did that it's [ __ ] hard it's hard it's I know that I couldn't but isn't it oddly American that it's just so simple just go around in a circle yeah you know like the Europeans they're into formula one they're not in the NASCAR that's an oddly American Pastime am I correct about that I don't think uh is NASCAR exactly correct but the Europeans they want turns strategy they're into that [ __ ] other [ __ ] that with the with the box cars or the not box cars what do you call it like the Grand Prix rally rally oh when they go in the dirt yeah yeah those are wild they're into that [ __ ] too those are weird when you got the guy next to you and he's reading off of a notebook because he's got to tell you right in 20 left in 30 like I guess it's like he knows the course you need a co-pilot yeah because you need to know when to break to hit a turn you know and which how hard the turn is I don't think they get a chance to like run it before they do it do they I don't know I don't know because I would think part of like whether or not you could win it would be like you figuring out the course that would be part of the fun of it because you're on the dirt and the four-wheel drive or like a off-road Porsche you know what I'm shocked isn't more popular here is that uh that Gymkhana [ __ ] yo watch that what's Gymkhana it's like and I might be pronouncing it wrong but it's like that it's like it's a it's they're racing but they're
they're they're sliding and around [ __ ] and oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like a drifting thing yeah can block you can block does a lot of this [ __ ] but it's like it's like this [ __ ] is so dangerous well he's a wizard at that [ __ ] he's unbelievable and these cards that he has built they're special built for that look they're shutting streets down so he can do this I mean this is not like a a normal scenario where he's just dry look at that [ __ ] car and he's coming within inches of yeah look at him give me some volume on this that car sounds [ __ ] crazy so there's people that are here sitting there while he's doing that yep oh these are just carts there's no people in there oh he hit it yeah wow I don't think I've ever seen him hit anything look at that [ __ ] car man my God that thing's amazing you tell what it is yeah I'm pretty sure that's a 65 Mustang see if I'm right God damn look at that thing [Music] that guy's out of his [ __ ] mind look how close he's getting to these poles [Music] car is something like a thousand horsepower look at the engine running out of the hood this is insane all right that's some Need for Speed type [ __ ] that's the real fast and the furious what what year is that car fun check yeah yeah that guy but that that's not a normal driver no no he's I mean he's the best I mean I'm I think they have competitions I think he's like the best in the world you're right 65 yeah that thing's the [ __ ] that's a beautiful shape look at that God damn you know that car when it first came out was like a secretary's car what yeah yeah you look at the old photos of like uh people standing in front of Mustangs it's like a ladies car and then somewhere along the line it became this Beast of a car by like 1969 by 1969 they're they're you know they have the Shelby GT500 they have these uh see look at that presenting the unexpected the new Ford Mustang there's a lady it's like a pink it's almost like an off-white pinkish maybe that's just
me Tiffany pink is it it got a Tiffany a word for excellence it says yeah look at that Tiffany award for excellence but that was what it used to look like and then as time went on they started getting more and more rugged if you look at an old like not a Fastback but an old 65 Mustang yeah a little boring a little boring compared to other things in 1965 like the Corvette that was a sport they sold a million Mustangs damn millionth Mustang's tail so I wonder what year that is that's by the time they figured out the Fastback it's all 65. okay so look up see how they got the Fastback go scroll up make it smaller make that small there see the top one oh yeah that's a different shape so the top one they figured out how to make it Slicker looking look at this at least Slide the back out to make the back window instead of like make it a longer angle imagine being the first dude to like know and pull up and there was like oh wow you're driving your little sister's car or whatever you just smoke the [ __ ] out of everything yeah and so then they um went to like more and more impressive ones now go to 1969 Mustang that's the one that John Wick had 1969. yeah you want it like a [ __ ] good one like that one there on the left the one that's kind of purplish yeah that's what a 1969 Mach 1 looks like commercial from 1969 see this is a totally different vibe so by this time the Mustang became a badass muscle car with a hood scoop Mach 1. look at that thing [ __ ] yeah like it's not for hoes anymore America [ __ ] yeah look at that car that's a dope car look at that thing God damn mach one special Sports Performance Sports roof Mustang in 1969 your dick would be fully hard oh yeah you'd be like what is that what are they Google there's a company that redoes them today um like they custom Recreations they restore them or they just build they redo them they make a whole new one from the from the bottom up and they make a Mach One classic Restorations and then it's classic they're not allowed to put the Mustang logo on there no it is
it's like technically a Mustang but they make it from scratch they Abate I think they use like the [ __ ] front beam that holds the speedometer together they're like yeah we got the [ __ ] Original Part uh because you have like one original part and then they put together this like spectacular is it classic Recreations I think it's classic Recreation yeah you got it right when you said it yeah so these guys have figured out how to make look at that oh baby is that the Hitman that's the Hitman because of John Wick so that's the exact replica of the card John Wick had in the movie but way better like that movie had this car has like a a coyote Mustang engine like fat tires Wicked suspension but they they recreate these like old classic cars but they make them in cars with like killer brakes killer suspension and they just look so [ __ ] damn look how dope that thing looks I mean come the [ __ ] on that's one thing American nailed in the 1960s they nailed the muscle car God they nailed it to this day all these years later there's still some of the best looking cars ever I mean one thing we are we really really excel at is for lack of a better term is a is the badass aesthetic yes we know we have the term we have the coolest uniforms we have the like if you tell America make something look cool because we're we're great at how things look yeah that's our whole thing you know that's the whole thing how things are is a whole nother story but we we have some [ __ ] up [ __ ] but it'll look good but we have freedom we have the freedom to come up with [ __ ] up [ __ ] oh yeah yeah so less freedom less freedom than before in terms of uh I think what we're worried about is that and what I'm saying by less freedom I mean we have more freedom for sure but they're controlled by like social media companies like your freedom of expression is kind of controlled now I was just arguing about producers we have more we have more freedom because there's more options for places to do but if you really want to be and get your word out there you kind of have to be on YouTube you kind of have to be on Twitter you kind of have to be on
Instagram you kind of have to be on Facebook all the other ones are like uh rumble or [ __ ] parlor or I'm sure they're good but it's not the big ones yeah no one's there right so we have more freedom but we're also dealing with like Jordan Peterson got suspended from Twitter today suspended suspended from Twitter for some sort of a post I felt like he was trying to get suspected because he was going he was saying some wild [ __ ] for like the last six months or something well I think you know it's a sensitive felon he likes I don't understand why like really smart people want to get into like entanglements online like that like these exchanges and well the antagonistic things because he's he's making points but like like one of them like here's one of them that I disagree with and I love Jordan let me just preface that he's a wonderful person I love him as a human being I really do I like him a lot I respect him I think he's a brilliant man I don't always agree with him and here he was like talking about this uh cover Sports Illustrated and there was a girl on the cover of Sports Illustrated that's large right she says sport you know she's a bikini model but she's a large bikini model like how large we talk she's not small okay you know but she's very pretty and he and he says I'm sorry like not beautiful like he puts that in a tweet um okay don't you busy that's the thing I feel like he's kind of Fallen victim to to something that he was used to be against and it's like what's that because you don't have to put because I feel like I feel like our generation forgets to like you you can't fight every battle you have a limited mental and emotional resources and so you you don't have to put energy in a you don't have to put so much energy into things that you that you hate or disagree with right you put most of your energy into things that you support yes right so it's like there's no because nothing comes out of you saying that that's very wise you know what I'm gonna call him well I don't have the I don't I I don't have the I don't know if I'm ready to argue with a man like well you yeah you are yeah
what you just said what you just said is correct it's not that he's incorrect that he does not find that overweight woman attractive the problem is not that the problem is expressing it in this way we say like a matter of fact not beautiful you know you could say hey I don't prefer women that are morbidly obese that's not my thing you could say that but I like to say not beautiful like okay and I already know that about him right but my point is somebody of his intellect um I feel like it's already enough people online going this [ __ ] is fat or she ain't right right it's like we I don't need that from you I need I need the I need the higher thoughts than only you capable of producing that's a good point I don't need you calling [ __ ] fat on Twitter I think he's trying to push back against the woke narrative and he thinks the woke narrative that like fat shaming is bad and you're not supposed to look at things for what they really are but look at things through the cultural lens of wokeness where you kind of pretend things are different and men can get pregnant but that's what we were talking about earlier right where it's like that's you getting that's you getting and I'm not I'm not judging him for it it we all it happens to the best of us but that's you getting caught up in trying to win win the battle and lose sight of the war well here's also the problem that girl is beautiful she's beautiful like look at her face like show a picture of her face she's [ __ ] beautiful she is beautiful she's beautiful and she's not huge no she's not morbidly obese but I said morbidly obese but I wasn't really talking about her I was I was really like but he's saying she shouldn't be on the cover of the swimsuit issues right there's another woman there's like different levels of women he says sorry not beautiful and no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that like she's definitely beautiful she's just overweight but there's another girl that's in the same magazine you don't have to show it it's a lot bigger and then there's other win ones online that are bigger it's like there's there's this thing to have like overweight
models and some people get angry at it and I that out of all the things that people push back against that's the one that's weird to me I like it when a comic does it's funny if you want something funny it's a funny premise like Christina P she's got a [ __ ] funny funny bit about it but there's also like why who cares yeah also there's mad dudes that love chicks for sure yeah but for sure skinny guys look like they do heroin but but it's also like it's like again you're you're one of the you're one of the world's Premier intellectuals and it's like this ain't I don't need you I don't need that from you yeah I don't know I don't know either it's like it's like it's like if I had if I got a chance to talk to Neil deGrasse Tyson like I'm not gonna be like hey do you think this girl is fat you know what I'm saying yes exactly so that's weird that's weird you don't want to ask him about that you want to ask him about the cosmos right you ask him about what he knows about and that he's passionate about it's a i i it's him pushing back against the woke narrative and I think you're right and I think part of the problem is guys like him they read Twitter and and they read YouTube comments and I don't think that shit's healthy for you and I think he didn't want to be so emotional right well I think also that was part of him getting off the benzodiazepine that was a real problem like um he was hooked on that stuff and he had to go through a serious detox and it really [ __ ] him up and he talks very openly about it it was very like physically difficult for him to get off of that so maybe that made him more emotional or maybe it's just like the weight of stardom and and criticism at uh you know he he hasn't he's been only eating meat for a long time right like maybe somebody slipped him a crouton he's like he just went the [ __ ] off dude that's all it takes well he was talking once on the podcast about he got a hold of what is like apple cider vinegar or something like that he drank and he was sick for a month or something it's something weird like that he's just uh he's a fascinating guy and he's a super smart guy and I think a lot of super smart Fascinating People they can they could be right and they can be
wrong they can go down uncomfortable a bad Road like maybe an unnecessary roads and then they can go down righteous roads and it's like this kind of the same energy that brings him into both places just like riffing you know sometimes you Riff on an idea and it just doesn't work but but that's the you know it's like that's one of the reasons I always was you know I'm what I respected about him is the same thing I respect about Sam Harris and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Michio Kaku and all these people it's like the TR the people that are truly intelligent in that way yes there's a calmness about them because that there is a certainty in their knowledge yes that brings about this calmness like you ever watched Sam Harris like Sam Harris would go to [ __ ] because I don't do I disagree with a lot of [ __ ] he says but he he'll go to a [ __ ] synagogue and debate the rabbi yeah in front of the flock not you know no Sam Harris fans did right you know and it's like and never raise his voice never sound and never never have a condescending tone or no he's the best at that he's the very best at that and and P Jordan Peterson used to be used to be like you know yeah he would keep his cool because he would he he was 100 certain in what he was saying Sam um I don't think he even uses Twitter anymore in the sense that I think he has it like deleted from his phone I think he uh only checks it like every now and then and puts stuff up there um I think that that is a a definite thing that people do where they get involved in conflict and uh criticisms of them and they were respond to the criticisms and they get angry and his articles read about them like Jordan will like tweet an article that's bad about him and then like respond to the writer of the article but it's also like he became famous as a professor when he was in his late 40s that's when he became famous it's a it's not like something he sought out right so it's a weird little sort of situation he finds himself in see I'm almost I'm not nearly as famous as any of them but my rule my rule is the first 10 hours after I post something for the first 10 hours I like share I might reply positively and then I'm and then I ignore it it's smart you know it's like people if you
write me something it's like I try to read everything people write to me but I'm not I don't have time to go back and forth with people it's not a good tool for mentally ill people and there's a lot of people in our profession that are mentally ill and they fixate on the comments and they fixate on on debates and like I see people in the comments like going back and forth with their fans arguing with them about stuff I'm like yo like this is not a good thing for you this is not healthy for you it's not healthy free psychology you should be out there just thinking about life and living life and do your best but you don't want to be detached from people but you also don't want to do that because you it's you're always in Conflict you don't want to always be in Conflict you want to be in Conflict as least often as possible unless it's really important that's not really important no that's not a thing to I I understand that he's pushing back against this idea that models can be overweight but like let the [ __ ] Market decide with that like what are they selling it's a [ __ ] magazine okay if nobody likes that because they're doing that then people buy less magazines and then they change course these [ __ ] lick their finger like which way is the wind blowing it's going woke we're going woke too they'll put [ __ ] rainbows over Big Macs and tell you there this is a pride Mac well woke has been like perverted now because it was it was cool when the term first came out yes it was like you're awake yeah yeah so you're not asleep exactly but now it's a it's because you know it's like Woodstock it's like when it first came out it was a it was organic it was a thing and now it's a it's commercialized and advertised and yeah you know now brands are woke right you know it's like you know maybe Ben and Jerry does give a [ __ ] about social justice or whatever but I think they do yeah I think those guys are old school hippies yeah but like or maybe Wendy's or you know whoever but probably not most of these Brands don't a lot of them are doing it because they feel like they're compelled to do that by the market too they feel like people will complain if they don't take a stance on social justice you know if they don't do
a thing and it's basically what that dude was talking about right exactly what that Russian cat was talking about that is exactly what's going on where where people feel where your compelling speech it's not even a it's not even a real political stance it's right it's you trying to fit in it's compliance compliance okay it's compliance with the ideology and if you don't comply they'll attack you and they try to take you out or they try to dismiss you or they'll try to get people to boycott your company or they'll you know they'll come after you in some sort of way that hurts your bottom line trying to get you to force compliance it's trying to get you to be more woke like these people that complain about certain corporations not taking stands on social justice people like sell things like why why if all your businesses is selling things why do you have to take a stance on social justice issues is that really important or is it important to the individuals well you know for me it doesn't matter because the stance you're taking is just something you're saying well here's the bottom line of all of it most of it's done on objects that are made by slaves right that's the reality yeah phones it's like we uh you and I are debating like iPhone versus Android go find the [ __ ] dude who's pulling the minerals out of the ground to make those things with a stick in the Congo and you go whoa what are we serving because that's what they're not saying when they're like there's a chip shortage yeah you're like what was where was the point where the shortage oh because most of our slaves died from covet you know is that what it was well I don't think I don't think it's that all of them died but it definitely they were the last ones to get to get treatment for sure it's a supply chain thing that affected everything during covet I think it was a lot of it is just remember all those uh shipping containers were all [ __ ] there's like hundreds of thousands I'm out see couldn't come in there with no one to take the cargo off and I remember there was a there was a boat clogging a canal or something so the big ass ship that like turned sideways stuck I might be yeah I think
yeah I think it's oh yeah it got stuck in like the suit no not the Suez how did they get that [ __ ] thing out it took a long time to turn it around Jesus Christ yeah well just imagine how many problems there have when all the workers stop working for months and months and months if not a year and that's what a lot of what happened yeah I mean it's guaranteed to [ __ ] something up the system was like pretty smooth before that but then we realized like hey we need to get our chips from other countries why don't we have our [ __ ] chips here because they couldn't make cars for a while there was a car shortage in America still is you know I still don't have a car real for this very reason yeah because they're the the dealers are charging you know five to seven Grand over the sticker price wow and in my whole life I've never I've I've never seen anybody pay the sticker price for a car used cars yeah used cars were expensive used cars are very expensive especially like Toyotas and lexuses [ __ ] that you know never breaks yeah they're saying that they're saying there's a shortage but there is a shortage but they price gouged you know yeah but there's still a shortage oh yeah they're definitely price gouging but there's also still a shortage but they also have overhead like if they're not selling cars because they don't have cars to sell and they have a [ __ ] high lease rate right there's a lot of [ __ ] going on I looked into it now um so Tesla gets around it because Tesla because it's fully electric you can buy straight from the manufacturer it doesn't have to be a dealership in the middle every other kind of car you have to buy it got so bad that the CEO of Ford threatened dealers if they kept price gouging that they wouldn't get the new inventory you know yeah it's creepy but if you're a dealer and that's the only way you're making a living all sudden you're not selling any cars because you don't have any cars to sell I get that they'd be like hey there's a [ __ ] demand going on here let's Jack this [ __ ] up because they're allowed to jack up certain cars like if you get a certain car like that's a hard to get car they owe like a Porsche for example they're always over the dealer rate always okay always like if you go to a
lot and you try to buy a GT3 RS a limited edition car it's not going to cost what it costs if you ordered it from the factory it's going to cost more right right yeah especially like like that's one of the things that people do with like luxury cars they flip them and they'll buy a Ferrari and not even drive it and then flip it and then you know bring it to and then they'll do it on consignment they'll sell it at a Ferrari dealership because it's very to order a Ferrari like to go and order one from the factory you have to have bought one before you have to have a relationship with them it's like okay they won't you can't just buy one no it's not that easy so people buy them and then they flip them and you can get like more they're worth more money than you bought them for wow yeah and then they're worth more just as much money like a year from now and two years from now wait a minute if to buy one you have to have bought one before how you buy the first one you have to buy one that's flipped oh wow yeah wow to order one from Ferrari you have to have like a relationship with Ferrari imagine being that ballsy about your brand that's ballsy well you like we don't we only sell exclusively yeah you don't yeah you can't just buy one you can't just buy a Ferrari they make these [ __ ] by hand but when you get in one you're like holy [ __ ] and you feel that leather I'm scared remember remember the last time I was here we were at the shooting range talking about fast cars I'm so I'm scared to get in one because it was it was easy before when I couldn't afford one right and but I'm I'm I was like I'm a [ __ ] die I can't have a car like that well if you have a Tesla those are fast as [ __ ] yeah I don't want that fast as [ __ ] but easy to drive easy to drive normal so like you don't have to drive them that fast it doesn't compel you to drive fast but what it does do is it drives fast effortlessly with no sound they just gave up on the auto driving thing right no no they still they just released a new update I thought Elon just said like autonomous driving is like too complicated really on Twitter wasn't there like some auto drive upgrade that just got released you know today I will today I first used it the first headline I saw today was like they fired they
fired 200 people from that division oh really yeah he said it was two I think on Twitter he said he said it was too it's more complicated than he anticipated Tesla revives enhanced autopilot for six thousand dollars oh what did uh he's five yeah what did he say that um no I'm talking about Philly autonomous driving so so the so every in the beginning all the assistant features that's fine but but the car driving itself completely without your input oh that's a wrap but because I tweeted for a few days no weirdly yeah he hasn't tweeted since until uh June 21st maybe that was um that's quite a while well it might have just been [ __ ] it might have just been I'm gonna fake Elon Musk account there's a lot of those no the I didn't see him I didn't see him too I saw I read an article that quoted a tweet for him oh well it's to just be able to press a button and have it stop at every red light and recognize every car and every person trying to cross the road and all that stuff and not hit anybody man I don't know I don't that's gonna take a while I think that because I think they're going about it I think the better way to do it it would have to be with the roads also interacting with the cars right it's actually not incorrect on what he was saying here's what another article rewording this headline Tesla relaunches six thousand dollar enhanced autopilot gutting full self-driving package in the process so enhanced autopilot is not the same as full self-driving so they gutted full self-driving what it says here it's interesting interesting reversed the move by fully bringing back enhanced autopilot as an option on new purchases hmm rather than being able to so autopilot enhanced autopilot says navigate on autopilot auto lane change Auto Park summon and smart summon so I don't think that stops at red lights and it does all that other [ __ ] no that's one of the things they were trying to get it to do oh full self-driving capability is that still available that's the thing I'm not I'm a little confused maybe they stopped this enhanced autopilot thing for a while and you could only do that now they brought it back because this isn't technically fully available yet so see
what it says it says full self-driving capability all functionality of basic autopilot and enhanced autopilot traffic light and stop sign control oh that's only 60 Grand Auto steer on city streets only 60 grand for the car for that one for that model three that they're showing and oh 59 screenshot that's a dope little car you know that's a good size too those model threes they're they're agile they're little fast little [ __ ] yeah I might get one dude they're so fast Callum has one ask him about it yeah it does things I don't know him you don't know him no no I've never met Brian cat that's crazy no wow well I'll fix that uh but they they figured that out with those cars where they they have the big one that is like the four-door the S Series they have the three series which is a little more accessible but more agile too and then they have the X and then they have a couple coming out and they have this [ __ ] truck that is the wildest [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life yeah they just find a lot the design on the truck dude it's amazing what's the other thing they have the little Tesla um Roadster the Roadster is not a lot of people bought those you like to pay for it you gotta wait for yourself in this article this is probably why it says they kept messing deadlines to achieve full self-driving so they took some of those features and put them back on a different package aha interesting yeah but I think I think Elon has basically said like it's too hard it's too hard of a problem for where we're at at the moment makes sense it's a hard problem I mean you think about like people changing lanes you know like what does the thing do if there's a car coming and then you turn to the right to avoid the car and there's a person so yeah you know what you do you know I think it's going to end up happening is I think like I said I think it's going to start with the highways we're going to install some kind of AI package in the highways that so I think this is the best way it's going to implement a society where when you pull onto the highway the hot the road connects with your car and takes over until you get to your exit that's probably the right way yeah and when and that's going to get people used to
because it's going to definitely get political well what if you don't pay for your account it won't you let you on the road you can't get to work like what if it gets to that what if it gets to that's a service that you have to pay for like the electrical bill that you get maybe you get a bill for every mile you travel or maybe you just get maybe you can't get on that you can't get on the hot on that road without it yeah there'll be something like that there'll be something like that where you have to pay for access to the road or you have to like have a a subscription or a clean record or clean social credit score to be able to get on the road yeah something like that it's not going to be more freedom it's not it's not going to be more freedom as time goes on they're gonna get closer and closer and closer to to a solid grip on us well people are so short-sighted that they're will they're willing to give up Susan this is nothing I think is wrong politically is we're so obsessed with with dunking on the other side you know and we and people are so willing to give up a freedom in the moment if it hurts the the opposition yeah and they don't realize like somebody else is going to have that power someday yeah exactly that was the thing about the Patriot Act when Obama was in office he was like you know indefinite detention we would never use it but you're putting it in there you you're never going to use it but look who's after you Trump maybe he would use it maybe he decide we got to put him away forever who cares like and what if it's worse than Trump what if it's next level Trump what it's like what if we keep going on to like more ruthless and Ruthless People that control the power yeah you can't have that kind of a thing in place and just assume you have a benevolent dictator who's never going to utilize it because that's what they did by passing it you you gave people that are in charge of other people power that they're not supposed to have the whole checks and balances things out of whack now it's it's it's kind of terrifying it's terrifying yeah I mean lucky for us like we're not going to be around when everything really really goes or [ __ ] I think we will it'll be like really you think it's gonna be that's gonna happen quicker than you think I think things
got so weird between 2019 and 2022. well you will I'm gonna be eating cheeseburgers until I'm just saying you you're not gonna die in five years unless something awful happens but within five years things are going to get very weird very weird things got very weird in three yeah you're right about that five years from now you're talking about almost a decade from covid things are going to be strange as [ __ ] remember that podcast that they did at the store when on Election night when Trump won yeah remember how [ __ ] weird that felt like the energy in the air is like we do this is my podcast we did the end of the world okay yeah we didn't know Bill Burr and Bert Kreischer yeah and I remember somebody somebody brought a kid Jim Jefferies oh right brought his kid would go hey it's not legal we're smoking pot get out of here right and and we know we didn't know that was the beginning of like we thought that was the peak weirdness yeah we were like what in the [ __ ] the guy from The Apprentice is the president it was so funny at the time you could mock it and everybody would laugh and no one everyone was so confused but then it became like this then you saw the separation people that were okay with it people that hated it people that were happy that he's president people that hated everything about him and anyone who supported him and then it got more and more polarized as time went on and then he never changed we thought that when he was going to get to be the president he was going to stop insulting people he's going to try to be presidential he's running again of course he is he can run again he's allowed to run again it's it's nuts I think he's going to split the party he might but I mean who the [ __ ] will it even matter on the Democratic side the thing is like what are you voting for you know are you voting for the person are you voting for the policies and then this abortions right things this has changed a lot of people's ideas about becoming Republican well this is something I never thought would happen Whispers of Hillary Clinton 2024 have started while this is on that's CNN that's not a good idea what's this I understand they said she shouldn't run
CNN saying there's Whispers ever running yeah well I ain't trying to hear that see CNN you stop reporting Whispers [ __ ] that's real close to a rumor it is a rumor a real news channel shouldn't be talking about wisp give me some [ __ ] concrete information well they're not a real news channel of course not this is again the arm of the democratic party that's the other thing about the Trump election right is people forget that all the polls and all that were like no way he's gonna [ __ ] Hillary's blowing him out everywhere and it was like and this [ __ ] turned out to be completely opposite yeah and so it it like that God was talking about it's eroded our trust we don't even know what's true or whose agenda is what it's it's I think there's also the secret Trump vote what was that the secret Trump wrote was people that didn't want to admit they were going to vote for Trump oh yeah there's people that did not like the way things are going did not trust Hillary and they'd never vote for Republican at any other time they're like you know what [ __ ] her she was not a loved person when she was running for president no you know and all the the craziness that they did during the elections and all the wild [ __ ] where Trump had the women that accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault he had him on stage with them like over to the right sitting down like there was so much crazy [ __ ] during those debates and during like all of that it was just like it got so hot and because he's so volatile and argumentative and he's like so good at like [ __ ] with people and talking [ __ ] it became like this became entertaining the people on the other side lost their [ __ ] minds and what really killed him like I said Republicans were like because remember at first Republicans was against Trump and but then when they start looking at the numbers oh this [ __ ] win yeah and they all [ __ ] got behind it they all got behind him even the ones that he [ __ ] on and got all them seriously he's a joke he does that this is what he does but he's gonna lead this country not on the outside on outside we're like hey man if you get too close to a titty it's a wrap yeah that's it forever we have this weird purity test where it's like if you don't [ __ ]
didn't always used to be like that though I know it used to be entertaining it used to be a a a fight you couldn't really predict yeah man we know we know who's gonna but it's also I think the problem of having a guy like Trump is you have a popularity contest and you haven't an actual popular guy who knows how to be popular and he just dominates this popularity contest so it's like you unless you have someone with the same kind of Charisma like you gotta rig the game yeah yeah and they you know the enthusiasm behind them you know they they they did rig the game they rigged the game against Bernie Sanders yeah right who they definitely did that who could have went who could have won maybe he could have won maybe but but the thing is that's where the energy was there was no energy behind Hillary Clinton right and there's no there was there's other ones they're floating around that are at the top that Elizabeth Warren's and the peace people the judges I I think this should be it there should be an age limit on running for president well it's not a bad idea it's not a bad idea I mean can we is is 70 reasonable what about uh Congress people and Nancy Pelosi it's like 81. all that I think I think at about I think 70 is a reasonable cut-off age where you shouldn't be able to be I should be running the world just like you be a police officer you just have to be able to do like certain physical tasks you should be able to go through like a physical fitness test you should you should have to do that as a president too they should ask you questions imagine if you had to take like an SAT test imagine what Biden's SAT test would look like they should they should occasionally scare you if you [ __ ] your pants you you're out of office if you got to wear diapers and [ __ ] you can't be a president yeah could you imagine if they made presidents take examinations to find out what their intelligence level is before they gave them certain tasks that'll be incredible because imagine like you say you are the president but but how much do you actually know about the economy how much do you actually know about Pharma foreign policy how much do you actually know about the environment the impact of petrochemical products and
natural gas and all these different things okay so here's some questions and then just lay out all these questions for them and whatever depending upon how good they are at each individual answer they get a certain amount of say in the policy that's attached to that particular subject you know what I like too I like like I think like if the vote's close enough they should have to throw hands they should they should settle it with like if it's within 20 percent they should have to fight they should have to play chess yeah like all all manner of other competitions other than a [ __ ] debate where they have earpiece and people are telling them what to say do you think they have earpieces in yeah yeah in fact some of them have been caught I remember uh Romney was caught where the echo from his earpiece was coming through his microphone really yeah yeah oh my God this was during the uh Republican primary debate met Romney yeah I think I'm almost positive it was Mitt Romney that should be illegal yeah he got caught with the earpiece in doing it and it was one of those group debates you know I'm sure I'm sure it'll pop that's he's like a [ __ ] televangelist yeah I mean and they were they were telling them what to say oh my God that's so hilarious and so maybe it wasn't just him but I'm sure they all do who's on the other end that's so good why doesn't that person run for president because they're smarter than that ah you know it's like it's like um I you know it's like those political the political strategist and [ __ ] behind the scenes yeah that's job security yeah that's way better than being a candidate yeah yeah it's true they they don't get forced out they stay in office forever and it's never their fault right and then they move on to the next campaign they become a fixer because it's been a long time since I was in like really follow politics strictly but I know James Carville was one of those people oh yeah yeah yeah yeah where he was like Clinton's yeah yeah he was a beast at that interesting guy yeah he would be on those talk shows talking yeah that kind of southern accent and he just his accent made it sound like he was lying yeah but well he's a politician the problem with politicians is they us we are we know there's going
to be a certain amount of lying and they assume they're going to have to lie about a certain amount of things there's just they never it's like you know that lady who's the new White House Press Secretary and when they talk to her about the economy she's like the economy is as strong as it's ever been they're like right the [ __ ] are you talking about and the other day uh she's talking to Don Lemon and Don Lemon says do you think that do you have any concerns about Biden Being Fit enough to run at 24 she's like oh this is ridiculous are we really bringing this up I can't even keep up with him you see all the things he does hey have you seen it bro you need to see it because it's so ridiculous I'm laughing at your impressions of her it's it's dead on I can't even keep up with him no no I'm telling you it's dead on like that's how she said it that's how she said it it's so dumb because hey everybody's watching this guy remember some American one word they don't even apart they don't even care anymore they're a lot of your face now yes well this is like some of the most blatant lines to your face because it's you're lying and Don lemon's calling [ __ ] when Don lemon's calling [ __ ] that's real [ __ ] watch this oh wow wow the new White House is a video of that no there's a video I'm not right is this the press secretary yeah just go to videos yeah that's the new one I don't know if that's the right one this is a week ago that was from June 15th no so no no right White House Press Secretary Don Lemon put that in there yeah dude every every White House president is a [ __ ] snake oh they have to be that's the job the job is you have to spin things right there you know it was it was like the one there downstairs Don right there the bottom line he doesn't have six minutes long I don't know where the part's gonna be you notice how fast they burn out too they never last a whole president term never this is only let me hear what [ __ ] challenges in the run-up to this midterm elections and it is Raising questions about how the prospers are growing louder inside the Democratic party facing doubt that some that that in the Democratic party about his plans to run a second term I want you to listen this is what congresswoman Alexandria ocasio-cortez told CNN when
asked if she would support Biden in 2024 here it is we'll cross that bridge when we get to it but um but I think if if the president has a vision and that's something certainly we're all willing to entertain and examine when the time comes that's not a yes I believe that the president has been doing a very good job so far and um you know should he run again I think that I you know I think it's it's we'll take a look at it okay so as I understand you uh you assured or you you reiterated that the president does plan to run in 2024 right so first of all the congresswoman did say the president is doing a good job so that's good right so I just want to really highlight that um because many people agree uh with that um look but he is that 24. well well let me just say there is a I you know there's two two there's something called The Hatch Act that I have to be very mindful of what I can say is the president has repeatedly said that he plans uh he plans to run in 2024 and I'm gonna have to leave it there okay okay but then but are you concerned is the administration worried that there are Democrats who are not openly endorsing the president come 2024 even though you can't say for sure I I really can't get in I can't get into that all I can say is what the president intends to do what the president plans to do and look at the end of the day Don our focus is to deliver for the American people that's the work that we've been doing with the economy she's got politicians that we've been doing which he walked in again let's not forget when he walked in I was looking at covid there was no there was was no comprehensive plan to get people vaccinated now more than 200 million people are getting vaccinated the one thing I do want to say is as we are working on plans to lower inflation deal with gas prices you know you have the other side you have Republicans and what they're doing is they're putting out a plan Rick Scott Senator Rick Scott put out a plan on how he wants to raise uh taxes on people making less than a hundred thousand dollars Sunset Medicare Medicare and and Social Security things that are so important
across the country those are your right those are important policy issues in that and those should be discussed and they're discussed in every presidential election and they're discussed all the time but the concern is um the president during interviews where he doesn't seem to answer questions directly or at times succinctly there is his um that's his approval ratings according to the latest Gallup poll uh 41 of Americans approve of Biden's job as president so how do you how how does he and you because you are the spokesperson of the White House plan to assure voters that he is still the best candidate to beat Trump is he is he at his best right now well I think the thing that that Americans love about President Biden is he's a trade shooter he he is a straight shooter and he says it as the way he sees it and he calls it out and that is the thing that makes him genuine and authentic and real and people this is amazing they really connect with this President I see it myself when we go into we're going to Philly uh Pennsylvania politician who just came back from New Mexico uh we were in L.A so she took her to L.A California all across the country and I see how people feel about this President and how much they appreciate what he has done and I think that matters as far as the polls our Focus again is delivering for the America American people were making inflation our number one Economic Policy there's other issues that the president has to deal with and that is what he's going to focus on and that's how he's going to continue there's no concern within the administration about the president's polling that's not what we're talking about here we're focused we are generally focused on how we can get the work done on behalf of the Americans does the president have the stamina physically and mentally do you think to continue on even after 2024. from New Mexico just got back from California that is I I that is not a question that we should be even asking just look at the work that he does and look what he's how he's delivering for the American public gas lighting whatever you do nobody strike a [ __ ]
match okay strike a match that is wild that's wild talk it's number one [ __ ] asking this are we really come on Don holy oh my God John oh my gosh oh my gosh it's the there's when politicians do this thing where they have a way of talking there's a very specific it's like a it's you know like someone doing karate it's pleading it's it's it's it's a it's a joke are we really gonna talk about it's like she did everything but answer his question yeah listen we're here look he was like what are these polls and she was like well listen I'm going all around this nation what I'm seeing with my own eyes I'm seeing the people people are really connecting with him right I and 42 of the people actually approve of these I don't know I don't know I think it's all I don't trust the polls I don't trust the questions I don't trust her my point is of course you don't trust her she's clearly not just speaking about what she thinks she's clearly being a politician right she's propagandizing she's putting thing in the in the best light possible right that's not really what she really thinks of course she has some concerns right of course everybody of course keeping up with the 73 year old man that can barely stay awake he's 80 bro oh okay wow isn't he 79 78 yeah I think he shouldn't look maybe something look he shouldn't be running the country I'm sorry I don't know is that ageism no because if he was 79 and very lucid and he was very good at speaking and he made really important points and he felt sincere he'd have trust in him and you'd want him to run the country like that lady's gaslighting us let's see I I'm I ain't even that's not even where I'm coming from where are you coming from I'm coming from even if you 79 and you're the most lucid and you know it's like you're making decisions that you are definitely not going to be around to have to live with right but if you are like and movie let's go to a movie about some like wise Society of brilliant people and you have the wisest of the wise who rules amongst them and does so with kindness and compassion and generosity and the way they do it is like with pure democracy and they only want the will of the people and they
want the people to be happy and educated and he just happened to be 78. he'd be like that's our leader yeah true this is not what he is is nonsense what he is is a foot it's like a placeholder for a leader and then all the [ __ ] is going on behind the scenes and he starts we're gonna get rid of e-cigarettes I told you I'm awesome I'm on some Judge Dread [ __ ] I think you should have to die right after I think I think your pres you become president you automatically get eight years and right after they just hand you a rifle and send you out into the [ __ ] desert where they chop your head off on paper yeah yeah something like that fix the streets yeah like because that way because a lot of these people that go they they go there because it's going to enrich them right you know and they don't there's no penalty or nothing like they want they just want Power well they get these weird sort of Unwritten deals where they give speeches after they get out of office for hundreds of thousands of dollars to companies that they helped enrich during their period in office and then there's like this revolving door thing that goes on there's a real you ever see an inside job it's a great movie yeah and it's all about the financial crisis and the guy who is the narrative no no I saw Inside Man I thought you were okay oh inside job is uh a job about the financial crisis and there's a guy who really understands the financial system is asking all the questions of these professors and asking are these economic advisors and how did this take place and what happened and some of them get unhinged and get mad at them because he he actually knows what he's talking about but what he's essentially pointing out is that people start off as professors in these universities and they endorse certain economic policies that will then lead to these problems then once they get out of working as a professor they go and get massive jobs with these companies that they helped enrich by their decisions by their economic advice so these people there's like a a financial incentive for them to endure certain policies is lending and and that kind of [ __ ] financial [ __ ] and so this guy explains it all it's a wild movie because for people like me who
don't know jack [ __ ] about how the the economy works I get to see that and it's uh you know what you you realize how much money these people were making and and and how it was all rigged and how they would like have these people funnel from University to what's the song Netflix I think it's on everything it was this documentary in 2010 yeah it's all in all places it's right after the 2008 crisis okay yeah it's good it's good the smartest guys in the room good yeah very similar very similar yeah it's one of those ones where you just like [ __ ] and you realize like just like politicians get corrupt businessmen get corrupt too and when you're in a corporation one of the things about corporations is the bottom line is you got to make more money you're always trying to make more money and if you can make more money by telling like a mathematician or a politician or someone that if you endorse this or that this could help us over here and then hey maybe you can come speak and then you come speak and you're making three hundred thousand dollars for a half hour of nonsense America has always been about prosperity and you're getting paid for that like wild sums of money for that yeah am I above it that's the question I gotta ask no no are you Above It come on man if you got to do stand up in front of the Democratic National Convention and they offered you three hundred thousand dollars to do 45 minutes of stand up you're gonna do it oh yeah I do it yeah you do it yeah it'd be great just for the story there are very few groups of people I wouldn't do stand up right now what about Bohemian Grove that shirt you're wearing I don't even know what this is you don't know what this is no oh my God Bohemian Grove this is hilarious about you wearing that shirt that's why I asked you where'd you get that shirt and you were like I spilled something on my shirt I got that from here so somebody must have given me this this shirt is about a place that all the rich guys go and they dress up like Druids and they do all these crazy [ __ ] rituals and it used to be thought of as nonsense until John Ronson uh filmed Alex Jones sneaky into Bohemian Grove Alex Jones made his way in there with a hidden camera film these guys with [ __ ] Druid costumes on
burning an effigy in front of a giant owl God and talk about molec the owl God and they've been going there since like the 60s Nixon talked about it Nixon talked about what a hard horrible time he had there what did what was Nixon's quote find Nixon's quote on Bohemian Grove because it's [ __ ] hilarious so dudes would get there and it'd be like All Eyes Wide Shut type of [ __ ] and a lot of debauchery and and [ __ ] perversion and uh these guys were all these like super duper Rich guys and they would go there pull up nixes I'm all about debauchery I'll just read it but don't say it out loud one example was President Nixon comment I think we've said it before okay it's Nixon's quote he says it is the most [ __ ] goddamn thing you could ever imagine with that San Francisco crowd yeah Nixon hated it so the Bohemian Grove was a place where it was just it was just a legend and then when they got video footage these guys are actually doing this people are like oh my God so the the video footage is this Nixon talking about it soon become oh see this is Nixon San Francisco the others have come here but it is the most [ __ ] goddamn thing you've ever imagined San Francisco crowd the San Francisco crowd that goes in there it's just terrible he says so why does he wait a minute he says he attends from time to time they all do look at that picture there when you look at the people that Ronald Reagan was there Richard Nixon all these bigwigs and huge like heads of state and corporate leaders they would all go there it was like an elite of the elite and they would do things that are weird like they would dress up in costumes and worship Gods but if he hated it so much why did he go they all went there oh just it was like one of those things it's like you had to be in the club and everybody thought it was nonsense until they got video footage of this and they got video footage of this like 99. so look Henry Kissinger look at all these people that were there Gerald Ford John McCain they all went there they took a class photo Bohemian Grove Camp uh Mandalay 1977. but go see if you can find the video of the actual
uh footage that Ronson and um Alex Jones got because it's wild [ __ ] man these these guys there's a megaphone and they're talking through the megaphone like a speaker and they're explaining how they're worshiping this owl God and then they burn this Effigy that's supposed to represent a body it's like a bundle of sticks and they light it on fire it's wild [ __ ] did that turn into burning man no Burning Man is the opposite of that so see if you can just like cut yeah cut ahead until you see like the actual footage of them now this is so this is Alex Jones inside Bohemian this is before they understood what he was doing but if you go back all the way towards the end I think because there it is there we go so this is the actual ritual so they all have torches and they dress up like monks and listen to this [ __ ] we shall meet the our fellowship and secret space I'm a limitless which pursue is here has lost its power under these friendly trees once again this night and in the Flames that Define empty we shall read the sign this summer sets across free official Army once again ye shall burn me once again which hither ye have brought from where I reign fools and Priests spit upon your fire okay pause and people wonder why Alex Jones is crazy is that imagine seeing that and go how come everybody doesn't know about this the presidents all go here the heads of state this is all real sounds like a goofy play they're doing it does but that's what they did like a sketch competition it's a sketch competition I mean but that is what they do what's the like the shittiest improv group it's just but it's it's what it's weird is that these people all become like you know the story of like skull and bones all these Elite fraternities they do wild [ __ ] weird [ __ ] you know and they get you like that you have to suck a dick and they they take pictures of you now they have it they put it in a vault you know that's the rumors the rumors are always those kind of things like that they have a wedding uh yeah we gotta wrap this up soon because we got a show in an hour we do I know okay yeah you're right you're right never mind never mind we'll wrap this up
um but the whole point of all this is that some things that you think are [ __ ] super impossible and bizarre are actually true like Epstein's Island that's act that was actually a real place oh yeah they just they just did a book at your girl and they said she's on suicide watch boy she doesn't she looks like she's on suicide watch she's gonna die oh those cameras he's [ __ ] I can keep hitting them they're gonna come on camera's not working I'll fix it don't worry we'll fix it we'll fix it yeah she gonna she's not making it to the Christmas not a chance no not a chance she makes it into an interview oh dude did you hear that a big theme for me this week has been the whole um um how people like get away with investigating themselves investigating themselves yeah like like you'll hear like a police department investigated themselves like a company investigated themselves and they they turned internal investigation no wrongdoing we turns out we followed all our protocols so so um the LAPD so you know I've been all these rumors about they're being like gangs in the L.A County Sheriff's Department yes right I'll be back to Rampart days yeah so they just they just a police officer just died during training it was simulated mob training like of like them being attacked by a mob and he his neck was broken in three places during training um which looks suspiciously like hazing whoa suffers injuries and training leading to death wow yeah he died training was beaten to simulate mob so they beat him to death they beat him to death oh Jesus Christ so they beat him to well how do we know the facts of this though what if he fell and broke his neck well look it says it has to be a being terrible injuries all over his body it has to be a beating Gage has filed a governmental claim see I'm not sure I don't know all it says tipping is not the first to be effectively murdered during training the family says they hope the lawsuit will bring an end to training exercise deaths yeah well all we know for sure is that
he died and that it was during training look at this one part of his head required Stitch Staples he became a quadriplegic he was unable to breathe on his own his heart stopped holy [ __ ] so I don't know the details of that I don't but they're investigating themselves you know so they're going to tell us and you know the speculation runs well well the only statement they made was that he died while grappling with another officer oh and I was like I know a lot of dudes that grapple regularly and I know dudes that have gotten hurt grappling but I don't know anybody that's broken their neck I do in three places I do yeah yeah it can happen one of one of the ways that happens is um if you go for a guillotine when someone shoots a double and you capture the guillotine and as they shoot the double they they drive into it and it lands on the head yeah it's happened to guys there's a guy from Team Alpha Male got paralyzed doing that and I think that happened with Mark Coleman but he didn't get paralyzed but he did temporarily there's been guys who've done that because like if you think about it right like if someone shoots a double they're driving in it's natural for someone to get you in a headlock right the head is right there right and if they hold on to your head and keep it out there and then all their weight drives down their head hits the ground with all of your weight all of my weight all on my head right all on your all on your neck and this the neck just shatters it's happened before more than one time I've heard of it it's it's dangerous so if that's the case why don't they just say it was an accidental death well they said he died during training so if they're similar the problem is they said he was beaten all over his body body now if that's true that's a different thing that's the difference but I'm just giving you a scenario where someone could potentially break their neck but you know you know as well as I do right we've both been a part of man manly organizations Sports military fighting and you know to me this sounds like hazing this this sounds like a ritual that like rookies go through or something they call it training but it's really we gonna beat your ass and then
we're gonna give you a little stripes or whatever whatever they get afterwards and it probably got out of control it could be or it could be mob training where guys aren't told to pull their shots and they um they simulate if a guy's going to be attacked like can you get to your gun in time can you get your taser can you get in your vehicle and then the guys who are doing it get out of control and they hit people full blast because sometimes people just hit people full blast like there's guys like there's a lot of videos online you can watch with sparring matches they turn into fights because some guy hit someone full blast and then they just start winging at each other someone [ __ ] don't know how to act exactly and but if you're in a situation where you're simulating a mob attack that is possible that that's what they were doing and somebody just just crush this dude yeah and no I I am biased because I don't the lapd's reputation is the best the best seller right the best so it's it's like yeah yeah but they they could be telling the truth I'm guessing the truth is somewhere in the middle probably but you know that people do get fragged like on purpose in the military and they'll blame it on the enemy if you don't like a guy oh yeah that happens it happens it happens and I'm sure it happens in LAPD there's nothing this could be a gang initiation who knows who knows what the [ __ ] it could be I would I would lean towards training accident because I think it is very possible that their trainings was not who knows who knows if they implemented it correctly if they planned it correctly but it could also be a murder who the [ __ ] knows but what I'm saying is that it is it's definitely possible that it was an accident unless he's got wounds all over his body like they say terrible wounds all over his body like what if they're using an object they're beating him with something I don't know what they were doing I need to send them to uh oh your boy so I told you I met Bert uh Soren Soarin and he introduced me to a [ __ ] that did he uh he does this stuff called uh rpr have you heard of that PRP PRP yes it's called platelet-rich plasma no no no no no no it's our different thing no no no it's rpr it's uh something
uh reset something uh where's that video was it on someone's story or something I saw it it was me it was on birth story of me what is um it's [ __ ] I forget what the [ __ ] he's gonna be pissed at me I thought no rpr but basically he it's basically like I don't even know how to explain it it's like it's like it's like a like bro yoga you know like he he he said Dallas Diamond Page yoga rights of performance reset okay yeah so I told him that like I heard I hurt my shoulder a few years ago like throwing axes and it's been hurting her that's a manly way to hurt your shoulders it is it is right and he and he uh and he he was like okay reach reach your put your arm out like this here and and when I push when I push on it try to push back you know and he pushed on it and then he he was like you know this is gonna hurt and and when he figured out where the pain was he he held up my arm and he like dug under here like deep into like it hurt like a [ __ ] and because he's like this tendon connects to here and connects to there and like so he dug into my shoulder and all that [ __ ] and then he did it again and I [ __ ] and then he like it worked and my [ __ ] stopped hurting so you had like an impingement or something um I I yeah I think I I think I had I think I had his impingement a long time ago and it turned into scar tissue and I was compensating for it and it you know how it is like if you spend a long time you know sitting wrong and are you you're not working out and this muscle gets weak and it's connected to this and connected to that yeah it's like you can have a pain in your lower back that's really from some [ __ ] in your neck right and so that's what he does he like figures out where it's actually coming from and he's [ __ ] he digs so basically he equated it to like acupuncture where it's like there's certain uh I can't I forget the pressure points certain pressure points there's certain clumps of fascia on top on the top layer of your muscle and you can separate them yeah he breaks that [ __ ] up and it hurts like a month but it it worked and I got other people to do it no one they didn't believe me at first that's kind of uh one of the principles of Rolfing the idea behind Rolfing it's
like heavy manipulation of tissue it's really painful it's like a kind of massage but like they use tools sometimes and they use elbows and they just like dig apart your tissue I used to go to this guy who's a rolfer and I went to him for a while until he told me that Bruce Lee beat a hundred men in competition once I was like what are you talking about man he's like you know he was explaining to me like he didn't know that I'm a martial arts guy so I'm telling him about or maybe he did but anyway I'm I'm telling him about my injury and he's helping me with my injury but then he gives me some nonsense about how Bruce Lee was once in a a martial arts match with a hundred different individuals and he beat them all because he had full control of his mind and his body like a what what I let you touch me like you're a crazy person practicing voodoo on me but manipulating like with like heavy duty deep tissue massage and roughing I mean I don't think roughing's bad I think this guy was kind of kooky but ralphing itself is very effective like sometimes you need the kind of massage that [ __ ] hurts yeah yeah that's what I need that's what I'm gonna get to you know you should do it's a really good thing if you have access to a chin up bar really good things for your shoulders is just hang hanging is one of the best things like hey grab it grab it it's really good for your shoulders because most of the time our shoulders are just getting compacted all the time you're pushing things and it's like pushed against this you're sleeping on it you need it to stretch out and sometimes all that impingement can all be fixed just by hanging from a chin up bar you don't have to even do chin-ups just hang from do as long as you can 10 seconds whatever build your way up but there's a whole bunch of videos on YouTube that are dedicated to the values of hanging from chin up bars one of my favorites I mean there's that inversion table that's really good too I weigh too much for it now I think the best one is the one that hinges at the waist it's called the the decks three I've never heard of that that's I'll show it to you it's out there that that one's the [ __ ] it hinges at the waist instead of hanging from your ankles that one's the best because the other one is really
good but you're kind of holding yourself with your leg muscles this one it's all just your waist so your weight you're you're sitting with all of your weight essentially it's like almost like a leg curl like type setup and it like your back goes pop up pop oh I need that I need we got one here I'll show it to you right now it's called a teeter deck decks three dex2 Teeter decks too Teeter been in the game it's the [ __ ] yeah that thing is the [ __ ] yeah I recommend that to everybody the other one's good too but I think that one is particularly good yeah because because would you agree flexibility is probably the most underrated Fitness parameter it's very important range of motion yeah I would put two of them together range of motion is flexibility flexibility is range of motion because if you're if you have more flexibility of more range of motion but you know there's certain like things in certain people they're like bound up they're bound up in their neck and their back and they're like like if you stretched out you would have more pliability be more Supple I need that I've always had that because my my whole my whole all of my everybody in my family we all got next like this like whether if I if I if I just if I purposely was trying to kill myself by just eating [ __ ] cake for 24 7. my neck would still be like this it was like we every are we all are built like we [ __ ] like wrestlers yeah yeah my whole family and so I just I ignored flexibility and range of motion for so long yeah you can't ignore that no for longevity and just for overall health you should really concentrate on those things yeah I ain't trying to be one of those old people that's got a [ __ ] tiptoe everywhere oh before you can't bend over to tie your own shoes yeah or you could start wearing slippers oh your ACL just goes in the swimming pool yeah you know or just you know or you just put you're putting on shoes one day and you [ __ ] lose an MCL [ __ ] I watched a horrible video of this [ __ ] old dude who was uh well I'll send it to you Jamie because I saved it this [ __ ] old dude was walking on like a walker he had like you know he was like really old and in the middle of him
walking this [ __ ] bull comes up behind him and just jacks him for no reason it's horrific have you seen it you got it oh it's so sad watch this [ __ ] this dude's so old nope that's not even the one I'll find it I know I saved it man yo have you seen it have you seen the one of the elephant which one of the elephants the elephant he he he he [ __ ] he kills this lady and then he comes back to her funeral and violates her corpse oh Jesus Christ yeah he uh hold on I'll send it to you I can't find this I thought I had it he uh Trello yes I swore save that video which one oh yeah that's it oh what does he do so the elephant trampled the woman to death go back to that so I could read it traveled a woman to death as a Rob Ry pal Village in odisha on June 9. the herd attacked the village again when she was being taken for cremation the same evening oh yeah they came back for that they came back yeah yeah she did something to that [ __ ] perhaps like most most people [ __ ] went most people [ __ ] with animals I mean sometimes it's unfortunate you don't realize you you stumbled onto somebody's Nest or something right but but sometimes it's because like you you [ __ ] with the wrong animal oh Snoop had it on his page here Jamie I'll send it to you I found it all right I'm Bluetooth into you right now there you go this is rough let's look at this imagine this you live your whole life you're in a [ __ ] Walker and then boom that's it that's it watch this oh [ __ ] [ __ ] indeed I mean you have no idea it's common oh is that an old woman that's an old woman I think it might be an old man it's hard to tell but that's that's the end 100 at the end it was on big beast page she'd be okay what's that mean she's okay she is oh oh everybody's okay oh yeah you said big beast uh the black beast yeah I'm sorry I was like what are you talking I thought you like something I said it wrong I know which thing I said wrong I thought you were saying Mr Beast I didn't know what you're saying because
see I always get see the part that really hurt right there was the fact that like she might have been fine if she didn't have the Walker right but that joint it hit her right in the put like whatever with the [ __ ] bone she was going fine yeah she was gonna fly no matter what yeah cause you're already at the point where you need the Walker yeah she was going fine and she's landing on her head too like that's that's how the universe decided to take her out it's a random oh yeah oh wow look how old she is dude she flipped up in the air and landed head first on the concrete that's a wrap yeah I mean I'm not sure and then the legs landed on top of the Walker it didn't look good it didn't yeah all right we got a show in less than an hour so let's wrap up let's do it Brian Simpson you're the [ __ ] man don't tell everybody about your Netflix special available Netflix special David uh I have an awesome interview with David Letterman on Netflix called that's my time I also have a hit podcast BS with Brian Simpson I also have tour dates coming up at Brian Simpson comedy.com go check it out bye [Music] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music]