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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day I might have to take a [ __ ] in the middle of this part yeah it's great take a break we won't trash you while you're gone I might take a [ __ ] are we ready oh that wasn't on that should have been the opening that was the opening man that was gold was that were you recording when I said that yeah but I don't know what camera was on know what camera was on that's fine that's fine I'm just telling if you if I leave in the middle of the podcast I'm like oops be right back boys I sharded my pants to the pool yesterday I just want to let everybody know that I did you yeah he sh no right next to it he had a was like and I just sat there oh no where was this hotel yeah oh no that's not a good place a shark actually was great that's a respectable establishment get back in the pool I did not get back in the PO he let it wash itself out he gave it a quick wipe it's a giant bedet he gave it a quick wipe and that tight underwear CS it all in the what got the sheath the sheath underwear kep it all in yeah uh is this number three or four protect our Parks four four four gentlemen come on we're [ __ ] rolling here we're rolling here boy hey mle here's the problems cuz they're coming oh that's strong all right I'm keeping track you guys always give me [ __ ] about not drinking you don't get [ __ ] up at all on this this is one cup of Buffalo TR you been partying with the crer yeah has that both of you have been partying with theer he's about to go I've done it in the past but I'm going next week on the fully loaded your mustache seems like you're losing hair here it's the reverse hit wor that's how not racist I am heiles like this he goes down what is going went on with this did you do don't worry about this very Asian old old Asian guy it's reparation F Manu you should be sitting on a box peeling something it's like John Wayne when he played gas Khan oh that was great they couldn't that's the closest they get to Asian so like uh I'll tell you what I'm on a roll all the way to Beijing have you ever seen John Wayne
play G they didn't even try no he just white dude he's like I'm gang put some eye makeup on him a little there's a couple Andy Rooney was it he did The Breakfast at Tiffany's H hell all that [ __ ] oh did he yeah it was bad they didn't use Asians so they just had Whitey do the voice what about the guy who played the detective that old school detective there was a white guy who played a Chinese detective what do you remember that one jie what that was called God a very famous wow there he is oh Mickey Rooney not Andy wow look at that that was a that was the best picture Charlie Chan best Pi do you guys remember Charlie Chan Charlie Chan was like in the 1950s I think it was there was a guy who played like the smartest detective and it was a white guy who played there it is completely completely white guy who they [ __ ] with his eyes and made him look Chinese whoa that's [ __ ] up yeah they used to do that but where that where you at on the trans you know you can't play a trans person now unless you're trans which seems weird you get a a [ __ ] pass if you suck a dick that's all you got to do yeah but a lot of trans a lot of trans women a lot of trans women uh still have sex with women that's true and they keep their dicks they're Lesbos which I recommend you keep your dick yes you know like I've been paying attention to the operations I I went down a rabbit hole cuz I had a guest who had a friend who had a operation and it was a disaster they transition and then and then she started explaining to me all the issues that happened with it including like growing hair inside cuz they oh no tuck inside and then you grow hair inside oh boy probably feels good I mean I don't I don't think so infections yeah and then she turned me on to this video of this person talking about all the infections that they get because they've had the operation transition the transition operation well so they recommend like she was recommending like keep you know you still be a woman just keep your [ __ ] have you watched trans chick with dick porn cuz it's pretty great have I I not watched it it's pretty good cuz you get the dick and two women yeah but then you're kind of whacking off to somebody with a dick yeah that's an issue aren't you always you watching a guy [ __ ] a
girl it's the least gay of porn because you got a girl no [ __ ] a girl added tits double girls double tits yeah it's double girls I'm not judging but then you're whacking off to a guy with a dicks tits I'm okay with that fine but you're not don't look at those yeah but then what's the point of enjoying that that nullifies the argument of oh two tits but wait what if it's a fat guy [ __ ] a chick there's also double it is an it is annoying when they focus on the Dude too much and you're like get off that go to the chick like why you showing his face when he comes like e oh that's a buzz kill yeah they kind they kind of got rid of that they kind of got rid of that I don't know that's so true what is that who made that choice in the director's cut maybe the guy wants his time maybe he's like like a sitcom star like I'm not getting enough screen time yeah I used yeah it must be them their production company oh that's proba the best [ __ ] face everyone should know because like that's the those are the people that made all the money it's like the people that produced it I used to have a guy in my neighborhood uh lived right down the street from me during the the golden days when they sold DVDs this guy was balling out of control he had a fat Mercedes lived in a beautiful house and uh making all this money but then no no no he was making his own he was produc but then digital came along the internet came along and took the [ __ ] legs out of that company that business went kaput I mean the the the government bailed out all kinds of companies they never there was never a peep about bailing out the porn industry yeah interesting you know but everybody's pretending they don't you it's porn is a weird thing like people pretend they don't watch it yeah but it's literally billions of people watching the biggest billions the biggest they show the views now it's like million 9 million every video 65 gets 8 million and you can share porn yeah like look at the views on a YouTube video versus a up porn video pull them up they must be off the charts different like unless you're watching in a Justin Bieber video like which gets giant numbers or you know hundreds of millions yeah something like that but but just for average video what are the odds I mean what what what's the difference the
difference must be gigantic yeah there's like 10,000 VI view right exactly yeah there's a lot of like 2,000 view porn and it just went up you're like 250 views and as soon as you're done with it 4 million right but how do they make money they don't it's all free I don't know and there's millions and millions of videos well no no no I think they I think porn websites probably make money by selling your data oh I think premium subscriptions and selling your data data data is a thing that nobody saw coming but it's one of the big BG Commodities in the world huge because they figured out a way like have you ever like seen like when you uh you use a browser like Brave browser or something like that and it shows you how many people are trying to track you that it blocks I've never even heard that's terrifying oh my God it's great I do private browsers only now it's good move every time you go to kayak and try to like you like look at like prices on and then you go back a minute later it's like it's up cuz they know you just searched so like you want this trip right and you're like come on also they curate your searches that's one of we found that out during the pandemic like I was looking there's a doctor that he he died right after taking the jab and uh I went and I was trying to look up the story like what what his deal was did he have a previous heart condition like what happened I could not find it on Google I I researched the guy's name on Duck ducko instantly found it wow whoa what does that mean they're hiding it they're hiding the data whoa they curate the search results that's 100% true they curate search results and at least when they say first one is like add add add you're like all right at least you're saying the ad thing so I know you're doing but then it's like what they'll allow to be seen first and they do it with lift it you go to lift and you're like oh that's too much let me check Uber and they know where you're going already yeah yeah yeah scary yeah damn I didn't know they were doing all that oh they're all convenient in some ways it's convenient in some ways like the ads represent the things that you're interested in it's like oh I need those shoes oh perfect but in another way it's like how the [ __ ] do you know I need
those shoes it's but it's also like it doesn't allow you to be exposed to other kinds of shoes right so like you're you can't broaden your horizons ever but it's more effective for The Advertiser yeah you know like if you're selling say like workout equipment and there's a guy who was constantly looking up CrossFit classes that's the guy you want to sell to because he's the guy that's interested in that [ __ ] so it's very effective for the people that are advertising but it's the problem is it's like they're selling your data they're and they're making [ __ ] Untold billions of dollars and they're also influencing elections influencing policy they're doing all this stuff with the money that they get from your data it's a very sneaky thing because nobody ever saw it coming we all thought you know you go Google something oh it's just a free way to find out what the answer to my question question is but you didn't realize used to be that way yeah you didn't realize that you are actually the commodity you're the thing that that's valuable yeah apparently Johnny Depp put a lot of dough into social media and that helped everybody realized that herd was a CZ wow I don't think that's what happened oh oh that's what I heard I donated you feel bad for her at all well she lied she definitely lied yeah I feel bad for anybody who gets in that it's like they're both losers out of it she how did she get drawn into that did she to go to court she's being yeah no I mean did she have to do that she had to sued her he sued her for defamation she said he hit her she wrote an article which turned out she didn't write the article the ACLU wrote the article what yeah the ACLU ghost wrote the article in exchange for her Dona money that she never gave them oh yeah yeah yeah that was good she pledged it pledged pledge pledge is not a promise it's a cleaner did you see that woman interviewing her after the fact she did an interview after the court was over and it was even worse no I didn't see it was even worse what was the lady's name who went after her Camille Vasquez no no no that's the lady who is the the that's the lady who is the lawyer I got a crush on her she's very hot hit me up cam can't you know all this [ __ ] offset the hot Amber herd offset the hotness of Amber herd being by being hot and
natural and really smart love it really smart and not taking any [ __ ] and we all wanted her to fall in love with Johnny secretly right I think they got a thing so here it is what's the lady's name Camille Savannah Guri so Savannah Guthrie uh you know she wouldn't let her off look like punching her right nows it's about to thumb or butthole oh she's good not bad older chck but it's just like she I don't know what she was thinking taking this [ __ ] interview she wants to reclaim her she she's saying look how wrong the G the justice system is that I it didn't work at all it was the worst it made it worse she's a good actress no in the moment she's not no she's not she's not that's the problem crocodile tears she's really hot but she's not a good actress she's just not no I have a saying about the me too movement it's believe all women believe no actress I like it yeah they're all just [ __ ] actors too they're all [ __ ] crazy there's some that are cool you know they exist you should have a grain of salt whenever they say something like Chris Bratt's cool as [ __ ] well that's an actor yeah and they're trying to destroy him Scott Eastwood cool as [ __ ] Pratt CL son Pratt's the man he's a great guy I mean a great guy I've hung out with him I've gone elk hunting with him I hung out with him in Hawaii just trying to get ran into him and Hawai yeah he's he's anything those people say publicly you got to be like you're you're involved in your image it's like you can't trust anything but the Christian thing they're like he hates gays his religious but so does a lot of the Muslim stuff so why don't you go after them they don't like the gays and they throw the Rock at the lady and uh you know there's all kinds of stuff going on what you got they throw the gay with rocks I have many Muslim friends but I'm just saying it's like how come you don't get mad at everybody what it just exposes the the weirdness of woke cuz it's not consistent or logical doesn't it doesn't make any sense sometimes te just some team well yeah is it it out it's also people that are cowards and they're terrified of someone coming after them so they want to be on the right side that's the most aggressive and the most aggressive side is the woke side but will it flip it's
flipping it's flipping already if you look at the elections I mean there's there's places that were like historically Democrat that are going red now cuz people are freaked out they're freaked out at Schools they're freaked out about ideology they're freaked out about the workplace gas prices and also like look at what happened with SpaceX SpaceX just a bunch of employees just organized to try to they wanted to do something about Elon Musk try to get Elon must to step down from space literally something he found to get they were saying that he's uh he's damaging them by being on Twitter and they were trying to get people to sign this petition and so you crazy going boss publicly they the people and they said that they were bullying people to try to get them to sign a petition that they didn't want to sign so right which is what they do they scare you sign this you should sign it like yeah be on the right side of History they thought they could push him out you know they're like what he's doing with with Twitter's wrong and the people they were doing this uh they protested Louis at some comedy club all the local comics and then when it was over like sh don't support this club and then uh and then afterwards they like signed up for spots at the club and the owner was like no you guys told not to support my business yeah get the [ __ ] out it is Bully it is bullying it is bullying it's I mean it's the same exact kind of feeling that the person gets when they're being attacked you just think you're justified in doing so you know you're not trying to have a dialogue or a discussion with someone you know you're you're you're literally trying to attack their livelihood and you're trying to do it in this like really weird way can I can I tell you what I'm feeling I'm not interested in hearing from you yeah oh yeah yeah can I defend myself a little no you shut the [ __ ] up go shut up you're a white man with a reverse Hitler mustache drinking Bud Lights I'm not sure what could be more woke reverse reverse mustach going the other way yeah that was Milo's best moment was when he told those girls like like you can't talk we're talking about women and then when they was like we're talking about men right now you need to shut up he gave him the go away he was like damn they were so mad they shut
that guy down huh oh yeah interesting wouldn't let him speak wouldn't let him be any I mean now I mean he's like Marjorie Taylor Green's intern no who's that yes that's hilarious she's [ __ ] nuts [ __ ] nuts she's out of control sheing on nuts Who that Alex Jones told me he was partying with her they all went to dinner and had drinks he said she's wild I believe it she does anal no doubt you think so oh she's a freak as to mouth yes or no yeah easily Jewish space laser right up the pooper who is she what did you say Jewish space laser Jews had space lasers she actually said that publicly that have space lasers I got some friends that succumb to Q also really they don't yeah they belied Q now they're like [ __ ] it is anti- pedophile so they got that did you see that documentary the HBO documentary on qon yeah entering what is it uh enter the storm Mar tayor Green Space laser and the age-old problem of blaming the Jews oh my God you never saw that this is so no huge I tried to stay offline as much point the finger at the Jews why conspiracy theorists always end up pointing the finger at Jews cuz we're dominant why that's a problem for the GOP explain this Ari why are Jew so goddamn smart and you told me this once like genetically no but there's a thing about the disproportionate amount of Jews who've won Nobel prizes it's really spectacular is that right European Jews our culture European Jews culture values education hard yeah and and we're just like and well look we're not great athletes well you got a fire under your ass too because of what happened so you're like you got to make hay while the Sun's not they were winning Nobel prizes even before that under your ass might not be the best way to fire the oven what happened yeah yeah I don't know cuz the spartic Jews aren't aren't as successful they're not as smart they're still pretty smart not as smart it is interesting that every conspiracy theory does end atw yeah I wonder why that simp ones dop on I wonder why they that's where you guys are dude but they're so smart I think people get jealous yeah it validates they look [ __ ] Einstein we stick to ourselves do well right I mean think about how many European Jews I mean they they they've actually done like a study on it
like the number of it's It's So Preposterous when you look at the actual number of European Jews versus the general population of the world and the number of European Jews that have won Nobel prizes it's off the charts they're killer no yeah but meanwhile the whites the real whites not like the whites like the real whites I'm I'm a guinea I'm a weird white but those whites like the margerie Taylor green whites they always want to blame the Jews yeah what is that exactly jealousy i h about it once talking about stage she goes some Jewish lady was in the audience goes why do people hate the Jews she goes I don't know she goes oh you think everybody hated me I'd ask a couple questions it's a good point it's true been so funny but it's weird because you can't always tell who's a hee you know like I you for you it's obvious you're like a a cartoon character crazy looking dude but you're like an art chrom cartoon if you hate Asians you hate black people you can spot them with Jews you got to be like what's your last name you ever see the rrum cartoons about genis pull him up you know arum yeah yeah he did a whole thing in the Bible bro arrum his I watched his documentary they did documentary him on him in like 99 98 somewhere like that and I I've seen it before but I watched it again the other day holy [ __ ] was his stuff nuts he had some stuff about this family that uh you know stays together cuz they [ __ ] and like in the cartoon it's like the guy mouth [ __ ] his daughter and he went hard oh Jesus Christ who is this guy a cartoonist I know yeah but what what do I know him for he did Genesis he did but he was already famous when he decided to do the Bible he did some he big buom like fig Genesis he's a very in this underground uh comic book guy who back in the day like he he dropped acid and then all of a sudden he started doing these like really weird surrealist cartoons and the women all had like giant legs and giant asses like that's his thing so a lot of women were like really happy that he did this cuz he made them hot because like he was a superstar back in like the 70s he was on Late Night CH what oh yeah he's a really really interesting guy who would not stand he he moved to France the laidback like uh
he moved to France but if he lived today like he would last for like five minutes before he' be canceled like look at look at how he's banging that girl and choking her that's hot it's wild but they're always giant women and they they would always like watch see those videos he would carry them around on his back or on she would rather carry him around on her back he's a really weird guy o n word yeah there's a lot of that there's a lot of oh my God like heavy racism in the pot but he was mocking that racism but if you just take it in you know out of look see how he's like riding this girl's back that was his thing like in the in the documentary he actually has this big girl and he's like riding her back he's ahead of his time he's doing thick see if you can find yeah he was sick with for [ __ ] doing good see if you find the the one he did on the Jews cuz he did like this cartoon on the Jews and that's what you look like oh so he was published like this wasn't like a back door artist hug really huge very very I would whack off to that back then sure pre internet [ __ ] like that be whacking off to that I was jerking off to Hot for Teacher got it made got it made that was a hot video H te that was a hot video what is that I he did he did one put it up I don't know just seem like it the right time he holy [ __ ] did he draw all these yeah yeah some of these aren't great some of them he's in trouble some of them if anybody Everett [ __ ] see that the the get Whitey one over there that get Whitey one left hand side oh yeah yeah that one too the right one yeah see that one over there the far right let's not even say anything let's just keep moving let's this screen off this is how I wanted to get started on it's too early situation you're not finishing those beers are you really keeping up with Shane with the idea I'm just drinking oh you're trying to keep up with them I'm just drinking you have three beers in 10 minutes this is not you're doing good you're doing good well guys can't a [ __ ] grown adult drink I I took six weeks off drinking try to drink weon I I very admire I very much admire uh your work ethic the way you handled uh preparing for your special it was very
impressive he didn't do any boozing I offered him weed he said nay he said nay to the weed wow n Dr some Nas while I was here in Austin we at the creek yeah that's all for show he did it no he did it I was trying to get my skin looking good for my special it looks good is that what the idea was dude I saw myself in a bathroom in in Veil and it was bad that soing eyes just flasking all day and drinking all night I'm like the fat face it's with the booze oh yeah up tell ber tell ber someone tell ber speaking of which can you throw me that BT yeah woo you're getting in there you go look at this kid no no don't don't don't don't Jesus Christ come on I played Little League that that's a a JRE special bottle they made us a yeah they made us a barrel Buffalo Trace made us a barrel has the logo that's yeah yeah yeah yeah so we're drinking Buffalo Trace and smoking JRE Foundation cigars Foundation cigars [ __ ] [ __ ] very good right we're taking a trip out there we get invited to go see those like the farms and stuff oh yeah Nick Bobby Nick's awesome what they're doing over there is really cool and the like when he made me a cigar I was very skeptical I was like you're making me cig oh me too I thought it was a novelty cigar yeah but it's a damn good cigar like I go right to him he knows his [ __ ] you know cigars are like wine or like anything else like the people that really like Bobby Bobby Kelly really know their [ __ ] they really know I don't like I'm I'm getting into cigars I I I struggle with them I don't love them I don't love them work on it it's it's a fun just chill moment I took Reggie Conquest Buffalo and I was like let's get a cigar he's like okay and we I got him a nice smooth one and he goes I thought this was like 200 bucks each I'm like dude it's $11 for a nice one there's some great cigars that are very recently priced no I'm not worried about the price I just I always I always inhale it cigars are great for men and they're great for women you can't trust Monica Lewinsky that's pretty good you know what I'm saying t-shirt women want to smoke cigars and hang out with the boys yeah it's a problem yeah I don't have any girlfriends oh you don't have any girlfriend you don't like women make
that for you that makes two of us idiot idiot idiot's funny but some somebody said that once like never trust a girl who doesn't have girlfriends that's true but the older they get they they lose all their friends well let's reverse that they don't but let's reverse that trust a man who doesn't have men friends totally that's either a gay guy or just a pervert right yes he's white cuz a woman could be friends with her husband or her boyfriend and just go out with her you know with her her boyfriend or her husband's buddies and that seems reasonable to me but a guy who only hangs out with his girlfriend and his girlfriend's girlfriends the [ __ ] out of here you don't have any guy friends I'd excuse it if you're trying to [ __ ] them all but not if it's just your friends long game fck Crazy go back to anybody doing any long game is I'm out what I don't like long [ __ ] that's cuz you're a big funny guy you're a big tall funny guy and there's a type of girl goes for a guy like you yes fat chicks his girlfriend's very beautiful beautiful you I can't believe you said that about my lady dude she's beautiful he said she's beautiful fu [ __ ] up dude I mean great in bed how do you think she found out about your stuff show her well now I know you don't know her comedy baby she's going to be excited about that I like how you went with the little phone you're a [ __ ] animal I need a pocket that [ __ ] comes out of my pocket I can't get my thumb all the way iPhone Mini I love it this is the mini I'm I'm jealous of person the five was the best size fin went back to it exactly thing disappears in my hand look at little that is so perfect crazy gorilla monkey pox handu you got [ __ ] look at that you're going to climb the empire state they're not they don't fit most of my body I think I didn't get enough food when I was small yeah you got [ __ ] up proportions dude can you wear figure for real you look like a gorilla up on stage someone in my ancestor [ __ ] a monkey you're a silver [Applause] hack all right he can't help himself stop get the man ay Ruben he has to he has to say he word Associates has to so
the other night we went out to Stubs last night got barbecue the waitress goes pardon my reach and reach over he goes Jack Reacher he says it dude it's crazy I don't know what else to say I got nothing else to say you don't have to say anything you right just has to say it reach around chug that so tell me about he's already hammered so tell me about these uh [ __ ] uh we got as many hours as we want boys how about that we don't have a boss that's right no bosses tell me about we don't have any bosses we got through life and nor were talking about last night at the [ __ ] pool at the [ __ ] nice hotel this is sweet this is sweet I had this conversation with my mom last night cuz my mom was like you work so hard and I go I don't don't Mom it's a trick yeah I'm like I really don't everything I do I love doing you got scheduling but all you got to do is show up shoot the [ __ ] yeah but it's not hard a nice hotel talking to my friend [ __ ] in my pants can't I can't believe I missed the [ __ ] I I it must left right after you left it might have been it was sitting there how long did you guys stay a good good hour bonded yeah [ __ ] I missed the bonding it was a hot Bond hot Bond and a hot ass was hot as [ __ ] out there you w Berry bonds it was funny B saving B he's getting in on it now we talking easy look no nobody's better off the cuff with Road Association than hinchcliff hinchcliff is a [ __ ] monster at that [ __ ] you you'll see tonight when you guys do you're not doing it what do you no I'm not smoking can I just say if everyone's in a in a in a circle and you're passing weed people go like no thanks take it hand it off yeah yeah yeah you don't have you don't have to do anything just hand call attention to yourself did it right yeah so first we have smoked in [ __ ] how long five weeks what that'll put you on the Moon too that's real do it you promised you'd keep up with me in Bud Lights promise you said it he you saw him issu he issued it I told him I'd give him $5,000 if he did it was basically a f and yeah witness five grand dude you can do it is a bet we got a bet going I don't have any my reward will be him trying I said I could do it
I said made $5,000 said if I get to half as much as them I would die but you got to keep up with him tonight too that's it's the problem yeah you'll you'll be ready to tap out I could drink five cans of water I don't know how my point that's what this [ __ ] is it's water you can drink a ton of it I mean don't get me wrong if you drink a lot of the you're going to get [ __ ] up what is the um amount of alcohol in a Bud Light it's low it's like 3.5 I think it's some do you like the taste yeah I like it it's fine yeah it's not bad cold I like it cold give me one of them I'll drink one of them yeah it ain't no it ain't no Chang nice gorilla hands catching that banana see the focus on that he like oh yeah well you didn't play sports you were more of a a fighter and a I played a little bit of baseball and then uh leaving a baseball game is how I I really got into martial arts leaving a baseb fight yeah no I was leaving Fenway Park no leaving Fenway Park and uh I was walk broke out like usual I I was we were bored and it took too long to get on the tea because the everybody was leaving so the tea was crowded and so uh me and my my friend Jimmy was like we were like 14 and uh I walked up this uh this street and uh there was a karate school Taekwondo school and I went up the stairs and right when I was going up the stairs there was this guy named John Lee oh yeah get it to Jamie and he was a national champion he was training for the world uh cup and I I got to watch him prepare like I just walked in as a you know a bystander and I I walked in like the peak of his training at the top of his game you know National Champion I got to see what he could do I was like holy [ __ ] I want to do that he was kicking his bag and I remember just being flabbergasted but it's because of my love of of baseball baseball brought me into martial arts isn't that wild the leg kick the leg kick does make you want to do it it's a good look when you fck when any video you post you [ __ ] hit in the bag I'm like God damn it's F no you've never seen a leg kick until you see him kick Eleanor in the butt she were like do it and he would goor character it would make this sound that it was that was the foot though that was more of like a loud noise actual are you this is so strong she'
grab me and like do her pro wrestling [ __ ] on remember when we went to see her Pro wrestle were you with us what she wrestles she went she she's a she was a legit pro wrestler Rider what we went to Great holy [ __ ] her thing was like she would like she would be a motorcycle rider she would crush a pool ball in her hand like that's hilarious FES she hilarious she's hilarious and like there she is what the f oh look at that that's hardcore Irish Philly jeans right there ladies and gentlemen literally jeans yeah it was really fun it was really fun and she's fantastic on the mic too she was great on the mic but we went to all see her live look these lesbians still got at it yeah Harley's Angels she was part of Harley's angels I still got my shirt it was awesome it was awesome dude oh kicked in the face that real good for her you know who's also gotten into pro wrestling Ron funes Ron funes did a actual pro wrestling match he had a singlet on it was on TV the whole deal that Ron is Ron is a giant pro wrestling fan so for him this is probably like a [ __ ] dream come true for him see is in this yeah there is Ron he came out the robe and everything I mean he was straight-faced he played it up the real deal Hamed it I love blueberry look at him look at him good for r no he loves that [ __ ] he loves pro wrestling so for him this is a giant deal you know oh my go give the guy credit give the guy credited for [ __ ] going out there like that he's the Wallace in the background the black pair who's his manager the judge what is that looks like Paul Shear I can't tell oh it's not a judge it's a priest oh [ __ ] off dude he trained for this yeah for sure damn oh well that's a little that's a little gimme little bit of a gimme there Joe right there there you go so I I guess damn he's probably so [ __ ] tired I always wrestling with the sex so tired not was wrestling with his sexuality good for him yeah yeah the man that's funny that's great who else is it well Tony's a giant pro wrestling fan they actually offered hinchcliff a job so writing for the WWE but he didn't want to do it because he'd have to move to Connecticut uh right that's good he was
like I can't do this I don't want to do this yeah also he would have been on call he would have you know he to go he would have [ __ ] with his comedy who was the more fun Commissioner of any sports League forget baseball basketball it's either Vince McMahon or Dana White Vince mcah both of them are right up right up there Dan keeps he's more authentic you know who else owns all the other Le he has it's a real sport it's real sport you guys oh yeah we're good you guys get to the top of the league the Commissioners cuz we can't play you guys are busy playing we're busy running taking the Irish [ __ ] guys that's right enjoy the front lines no we're we're out eating popcorn and drinking there was a lot of famous Jewish boxers in the beginning the 20th century yeah you guys used to be tough before Dominicans got into it you had to be you were struggling tough Jews and then it was a lot of Irish and Italians and a lot of black people and then a lot of Puerto Rican people and then a bunch of like Cubans and Mexicans and all that stuff but in the early early days like the 20th century it was a lot of Jews was Champions I liked when they said uh yeah we were like low class typ it's typically who has it worse at the time is doing the best at boxing exactly yeah exactly who who needs it the most I like the days of like when Max shelling fought whoever you know like they're like it's not about the any Talent it's like the black man could never beat the white man break woning was the Nazi boxer but he was forced into that position apparently shelling was a nice guy and Hitler propped him up because he was a German and he knocked out Joe Lewis in their first encounter and then when Joe Lewis destroyed schmelling in the rematch it was like a giant victory for America wow schelling salts boxing help himself that's that's the crazy thing about sports like the whole country was raised black people were gross whatever but watching Joe Lewis fight this German [ __ ] you got behind him they all got behind the black guy I think Joe was standing on something there were there was the height difference was not the height I think yeah that that was the like I think Joe was on the on the scale getting weighed in that Kut knocked him
out yeah he knocked him out in the first fight damn see that too often it's just Joe was young you know he just wasn't Joe Lewis had some of the most perfect technique in the the history of the heavyweight division way he would throw a right hand no no telegraphing it at all he would just shoot it so just play the rematch that's pretty cool buddies when they're old there that's pretty nice oh there he is with Hitler hit holy [ __ ] it's his favorite boxer and there is with Adolf Hitler is that crazy wow how crazy that is wow you got to win or they'll kill you you know you se you see the video of Hitler at the 36 Olympics tweaking on meth it's amazing pull it up he's just sitting there like rocking back and forth like barely keep it together ens just flying he's like God damn it he's gacked out of his and notorious meth user [ __ ] they all were what yeah yeah that was like my favorite Bill my favorite like to sh his chest bit about hit bur had a bit about Hitler and then he's like can you imagine getting in a limo with an even angrier Hitler after that race like after he sat there and watched Owens [ __ ] Tor him he like puts down his foam finger and he's like look at him there tweaking whoa isn't that wild wow damn cuz no one knew you had to hide it then they were like I don't know they didn't even know what was going on they thought he was just really pumped up he's pumped up for the Olympics look how crazy that is it's like Robin Williams before a gig look how crazy that is what he did me a lot oh yeah he did a lot of meth is that there were research to make it like a perfect Soldier yes were they realized that when people are on math they're Fearless they have crazy energy do you probably know the story of Hitler confronting melini melini wanted to get out of the war and Hitler was like apparently he was so fatigued that he was at the point of exhaustion and they shot him up with testosterone and meth and and then he went straight to musolini and talked his [ __ ] ear off for like five hours we're going to start a bar best melinis melinis it sounds good we're going to do it [ __ ] it yeah it's a pizza shop I got idea I made a blueprint
and melini was all in he's like oh okay was that I think that was like Hitler's like best friend I think he like was like musolini is the man you're charming on I could be wrong well it was a I think it was just he just beat him to death with his voice I that was the story I don't know what he's saying cuz I don't speak German but when you listen to him talk when he's addressing those giant crowds like who was a better orator who like in in in terms of but not even maybe Reagan Trump but it's like you can't do that kind anymore no this what I'm saying you can't do that angry you can't no one will allow musini was nice luch you ever SE like he would talk and then he would stop and go oh let's see misell pull him up watch I see I think Hitler's probably better so we'll watch is and Hitler will be the close know who else is the best [ __ ] Churchill dude oh yeah Churchill rule y here before we bring it up Church Hill they had to bring him out of the [ __ ] he was just drinking whiskey he was a [ __ ] loser they literally have a cigar named after him Churchill they brought him out of the bullpen they were like you're the only dude in England that can talk [ __ ] at this level really it's incredible dude how was was ma any good yo he good he drank a lot he drank a lot but he would go hard he looked like he he he had a schedule oh yeah it's like a it's like a not Hunter S Thompson type but it's that type of thing where it's like morning whiskey I'll I'll type something [ __ ] after like 9:00 amm whiskey yep it's crazy you know who else does that Queen Elizabeth she has like a Jin and tonic then a gimlet and then uh like four Loco or whatever but she has a schedule with booze she's dead when you're that old she didn't early on oh yeah she survived you think it's a prop replaced her Duncan thinks that the Biden that fell off the bikee yesterday was a fake man dude no you think it's a body double you see his [ __ ] body Pull It Up's got a nice body yeah Biden has nice legs he has nice leg don't hate I think you're hating I was I could have been happier to watch that guy fall off that [ __ ] bike that's how high gas prices are I'll be honest he is the gift that keeps giving if you're not a Biden fan I haven't seen it
yet let's see it it's wait you haven't seen this that's holy [ __ ] dud I think that's him dude watch the video of him falling defitely because the video of him falling he pretty tone it's so sad says I'm good wait he's already wearing he's not wearing knee pads I think above it is is the video that's it it's so sad should had a knee pad I hope it's just a wob he have any knee no he goes down hard can I see what's the wobble start no no wobble dude he got good legs he grass beautiful that's why I'm kind of amazed that he falls down so much cuz if you look at his legs they look pretty sturdy so he gets there and oh that'll [ __ ] you up no we didn't see it fake a fake he could stop every time you fell that many people would help you up no no there's plenty of other other videos that guy smiling cuz he got it that guy was so happy you see the excitement in his thumbs yeah he's going to get no matter what you see somebody fall off a bike you're happy yeah come ony but when they're that old it becomes really funny like if a 20-year-old guy falls like that it's not as funny as a 79y old guy falling like that the president the president coming up be like hey everybody who who falls more than him CU it used to be they used to joke around about Gerald Ford being CL that's right that was the last guy that they talked about being a clutz you mean that's right he fell alone that was a yeah he would fall walking up the Air Force One stairs great no you didn't know that yeah well here he goes here he goes stupid there he goes he's down he was stopped what was that well his foot got stuck in the little [ __ ] pedal thing and he thought he was going to P he was going to lean his weight on his right leg but he already put his tried to get his foot out of the pedal thing and he already committed to going down I'm fine he shook it off it's hilar fine by the way he got up he got up well too that's a hard fall I think he's talking to a young he's all right he does love the youngest he does love smell them is that Bob sag behind him Bob's dead shut up it's funny before it was like did he get assassinated oh no it's Biden he just took a spill yeah Biden it it's such that'd be so funny to be like the pr people on that and be like we're going to get you you're going to be riding a bike
everybody's saying you're not spry here we go speaking of assassin damn it I'm fired speaking of assassinating you know hinley just got out of jail Hy's the goat well he's he's doing shows but the first venue that had him in Brooklyn they canceled they were getting so many death threats I had tickets who old people I would see Henley that'd be hilarious he's a good musician his his songs are pretty solid what yeah pull him up all right pull him up he had a lot of time hell yeah you had a lot of time to work good at singing It's solid yeah it's like singer songwriter type stuff you're not thinking about Manson no no no Marilyn no Manson has good songs here we go here we go here we go let's get let's get some let's get some John you doing he looks like far from uh Troopers single the song is called the places I have been it's available on Spotify jail for 40 years shower the mess hall I have on the streaming site so check him out don't no lead up yeah we it all right dude let me hear what you got cut to it he's still on Spotify shh you're in my dreams most every night oh you're fine Bob Dylan yeah he's got a lot of Bob Dylan influence got 60s in him you can drug test his eyes dude I guess that MK Ultra worked they got him do you think that's what they did what is that do you think he was like one of theu candidates that song sucks you know what that song is [ __ ] crazy never heard my life Maybe better one can't we get along he's got a song called can't we get along please play it hello everybody yeah yeah just shout out to jod Foster what up Jody I'm still here for you I don't believe in lesbians this is [Music] terrible play the best Charles my tickets [Music] John coera yes a little bit got the jams though for real tell you this is solid this is good folk now that you know in tankle it's funny yeah it's not good and he's going to get laid there's a woman who's into every kind of guy 100% he's going to get laid the kind of guy who has the balls to shoot at Reagan yeah
[ __ ] and hit him I'd [ __ ] him and and outlive them and out them yeah what was the what was how many years did he get 41 41 years how do they decide on that okay look at your game girl look at your game girl I hate your garbage man [ __ ] yeah he rules he rules pra well you know the whole story behind Manson Manson actually thought he was going to get a recording deal with Brian Wilson of the the they like they became tight I believe it's Brian Wilson yeah he was tight there was like he knew music producers they think it had something to do I forget the details but it had something to do with like one of the murders like he was threatening people they like hey man it's I know it's pre- cancel culture but you can't be murdering a bunch of people this is not bad this is not that bad let me hear [Music] more and [Music] doubt [Music] million half the Holocaust the sad sad game allegedly [Laughter] alleged it's good this good 60s music that's not bad it's very 6 listen to a whole album it's great I recommend ity now that's a WP that's not that good either when you hear about the the MK Ultra [ __ ] it's wild I don't know enough about it no I haven't you got to read chaos by Tom O'Neal he's actually Fitz Simmons's Greg fit Simmons's uh next door neighbor for like 20 [ __ ] years it's a crazy story fit Simmons is the one that told me about about the guy he said hey I got this neighbor he's been working on this Charles Manson book for 20 [ __ ] years it's been his obsession it's ruined his life he he Lo he like how to give money back to Publishers because he didn't finish the book because he he developed so much material cuz he got into it from the perspective of like it was an anniversary thing the anniversary of the murders and he was writing this book it's called chaos I can't recommend it enough it's a [ __ ] fantastic book and so as he's writing the book he uh realizes like oh my God the whole story it was an article and he turned into a book but he's like the whole story of Manson's wrong so what's
really about is the CIA giving LSD to hippies and he was one of the guys they experimented with it was all part of the MK ulture experiments 100% there was some [ __ ] involved in Manson because he kept getting out of jail easy and the the the sheriffs would all say the same thing we're this above my pay grade they had to let him out so he'd get he would like they he was involved in murders he was involved in robbery all kinds of crazy [ __ ] they let him out of jail and they giv him acid they not only they give him acid they taught him how to use acid to manipulate people and convince them to commit murders wow yeah the CIA trained Charles Manson I think allegedly Maybe not maybe somebody who was a rogue agent in the CIA this is not official government policy they would never allow this they're going to get you somebody did it think so they're try [ __ ] it's out it's out [ __ ] they took that out no we're going to keep that in cuz uh the book is amazing I think it's the old CIA I think the CIA back then in the 60s was during that MK Ultra period there were different an wow Joe how about Whitey buer oh yeah bro though that's F no no no he was MK ult really he was MK ult didn't he have a deal with he was in Alcatraz and they were like give him M hey this is for schizophrenia we're testing this drug this is going to it we'll lessen your time if you do this oh I didn't know that oh my God juror who helped convict Crime Boss Whitey Bulger feels guilty after learning he was in MK Ultra holy [ __ ] Whitey buer wrote to a juror Who convinced him that he would be dosed with LSD monitored by a physician and repeatedly asked leading questions like would you ever kill anyone no over 50 times you know who else you know who else you know who else what Ted kazinski what was a part of the LSD studies at Harvard T they tortured him they did all kinds of wild [ __ ] to him and [ __ ] with his head and he was an already broken man yeah there's a great documentary on uh Netflix about him about Ruby Rose and all that yeah well the kazinski one is it's all about the unibomber but it's like how [ __ ] up his childhood was he had some kind of weird disease when he
was a baby and so they put him in this hospital where they didn't touch him at all for months wow that's Nazi [ __ ] touch him they didn't touch him at all because he had this this the parents weren't allowed to visit him and Oh I thought that was no no his development no no they experimented on him later with LSD but this was just a fact that he was just sick and they took him to this hospital to take care of him and when they did they didn't allow his parents to visit him and no one handled him so when he was a little [ __ ] baby no one was taking care of him all the emotional attachment to people they literally created a sociopath yeah well because his brother is the one who turned him in brother's a normal guy yo that's what we did at Big J We're MK Ultra true no you MK ulted him by the way you ever see what happened to that cop at Oklahoma City no the shooter what no this this big [ __ ] black dude that was he was like the first cop on the scene boy did they suicide that guy what are you talking about uh there's a cop that was like first on the scene at Oklahoma City that like Timothy M the the bom yeah yeah but they they said it was a suicide yo Terren yiki don't look into that Sergeant Oklahoma City Police Department who is one of the First Responders at the side of the Oklahoma City bombing rescuing at least four people he died a year after his rescue service ieki was found to committ Suicide they found like dude why why not believe it uh look up his autopsy if you can J it's wild what do you think a year later he was talking well just find an article that says he and and don't find any that refutes it please so he was at he was bombing and then apparently apparently he got into the car apparently when he the first thing he said to his wife was like they're not telling the story at all of what happened and then he got [ __ ] well you know there allegedly removed from that building and the the when you look at the way the building blew up this is like one of the granddaddies of conspiracy theories is uh the Oklahoma City bombing that there's more to the story because if you look at the building itself what do what does it say there Jamie I was going to wait till you finish that okay when you look the
building itself um they said it was a fertilizer bomb which they do make they're real and that they parked this truck at the base of the building and blew it up but if you look at the building the building's blown outward like it's blown out now I'm obviously not a [ __ ] bomb expert but I talked to one he erect keep going if you look at if you it did need levity if you look at the images of the uh building if look at the images of uh I'm not a b you're an animal you're a [ __ ] animal you can't be stopped Jack Ranger crazy but I'm interested in the story I want to hear this like look at it look how it's blown out now imagine now imagine a truck at the base of the building causing all that damage and the way it's blown outward now it might be how a bomb would if you had a fertilizer bomb at the bottom of the building but what this guy was explaining to me and again I don't I don't even remember his [ __ ] name but the guy was telling me was like fertilizer bombs aren't that strong they're strong they can kill a lot of people he goes but they don't do that kind of damage to a structure this was his perspective he felt like there was more to the story I think there was stuff in there I forget what it was well it's uh Google bombs Google bombs were removed from Oklahoma City building I jued to that because there was a story you don't want to see that all time no there was a story we'll get to that too we'll get to the autopsy but there was a story in the news and on TV about they removed several bombs this is people that were at the scene right after it happened so before all the propaganda got into place allegedly tin fo had securely fastened they uh they had these guys saying that they were on television that they removing bombs from the building the unexploded bombs the news does [ __ ] up every now and then but why would they not cover that that's no but they might they might have [ __ ] up there that might not be true no but it happens a lot like like a school shooting or something where they're like we've heard there's a second shooter that was apprehended and it's like and then the conspiracy people latch onto that like they said that it wasal well that was a big thing with the
911 thing with Tower 7 the way Tower s went what's Tower 7 all I hear about is that for 20 years I'll be honest what you guys did the tower 7 was a little out of pocket dude you guys that was bra we could have and we did but I thought there were two towers brazing Tower 7 that was near the twin towers and it went down it looks like a controlled demolition what but but if you look at the long version of the video it's different see the long version of the video you see that it collapses in the center before it all collapses all around it the way they do a control demolition is they hit these bombs and they go off in in order on all these floors boom boom boom boom boom and the building pancakes down like casinos what happened with September 11 when you look at the way Tower Seven Falls it falls just like in control demolition but the inside of it collapses first because there was these crazy fires inside the building and it destroyed the structure from the inside cuz there was diesel tanks in the basement apparently so what was that how did those go off from the it wasn't a go off it was everything started collapsing and when the top levels collapse everything just goes down and the structure just fell apart but it all fell apart at the same time from what like why did the first explosion stop playing I'm neither you did it you [ __ ] unle was there I'm neither a bomb expert or a structure expert I don't know how what the tower seven people say what's the excuse why did that one go down was I'm telling you the official story the official story is there was a lot of damage to the building and then there was fires in the basement there Diesel from the [ __ ] two giant buildings falling but they didn't hit this plane so they would have shooked and two eyewitnesses inside the myor building tested they observed the bomb squad Personnel remove undeb okay now we're back to Oklahoma City get you got to seeu [ __ ] with my timeline it's okay but here it goes two eyewitnesses inside the mura building who attest that they observed bomb squad Personnel removing undetonated explosive devices from the building after the initial blast but here's the thing if you're an eyewitness and this is a problem whenever anything happens it's [ __ ] and this is what I
was saying about September 11 with Tower 7 whenever anything happens that's [ __ ] everybody's memories a mess true it's a mess you have no idea what's going on if You' seen a bunch of people ding a building collapsed you hear explosions you think you think that a guy fleeing his Deli is a terrorist it's like no one knows exactly what they're feeling cuz it's such a novel event it's such an unusual event that never occurs that you're all of your senses are on fire and you're terrified and you're you're also shocked and your memories aren't good you can't trust them it's one of the worst time that's the problem with like eyewitnesses after like someone gets assaulted no Jamie it's important you read it you read it you're like you need to read this so here is this this is the guy who was that was the first responder on the scene what was his name again yi yi this is yiki okay he ran back and forth into that concrete mass of bricks and mortar all day long continued Beyond exhaustion far into the night he scraped and crawled and dug his fing till his fingers bled and then kept digging some more on a Cadre of Heroes that day Terry's performance was outstanding on May 11th the following year he was scheduled to receive the medal of valor from the Oklahoma City Police Department he never got it he was murdered okay why they saying murdered he said they said suicide wait the official report said suicide in quotes and anyone who believes an anfo bomb destroyed the mura I don't know what that means fertilizer I guess bomb destroyed mura and the other surrounding buildings will believe this according to the report Terry slashed himself 11 times on both forearms before cutting his own throat twice near the jugular vein then apparently seeking even more private place to die he crawled another mile of rough terrain away from his car and climbed a fence before shooting himself in the head with a small caliber revolver what appeared to be rope burns on his neck handcuff bruises to his wrists and muddy grass embedded in his slash runes strongly indicated that he has some sort of help some sort of help been traversing this was that cor or is is this a trip site like one of those a trip site this is the original Jess Smet what a suicide bro it's rifle
warrior.com it's the most prestigious establishment on you don't check rifle Warrior bro rifle Warriors is [ __ ] good you don't check rifle Let's Go full on yeah bro it's fair what again look at this the bullet's entrance wound was in the right Temple above the eye it went through the policeman's head and exited in the area of the left cheek near the bottom of the earloop the trajectory was trajectory was 40 to 45° angle above his head there were no Powder Burns no weapon was ever reported as found at the scene but independent investigation speculated that yiki shot himself with a standard Police Issue glocked 9 mm or 357 Magnum his head would have been far more destroyed than it apparently was oh if he shot him with that so he didn't shoot him with that so they they think they might have shot him with like a 22 which makes sense the mob any I don't know what that means at all look at this although Yi incident occurred some 30 mil away in a different jurisdiction the investigation was quickly taken over taken out of the hands of the eleno police and the Canadian County sheriff and turned over to the Oklahoma City Police Department and the FBI no homicide investigation was ever conducted and there was no autopsy well then what the [ __ ] did we just look at that's what I was just going to say I was like how did they get this at then but maybe they did one after of course they did an autopsy the police maybe didn't do an autopsy yeah what does that mean how do they not do an autopsy know anything don't do autopsies up nope what do you do when someone dies you bury them you go oh God you your you do an exactly you do anop God criminal [ __ ] what happens you touch Dairy and meat something like that you got to bury the plate we just implode yeah Yi are good shoes I got some of those Yeezys oh thank you where'd you get those shorts bro these are Chubbies they they send me free [ __ ] these a Jurassic Park dinosaurs on it works for them kind of fresh it works for I got decent thighs dinosaurs and leaves oh yeah thank you chubs I'll take anything free you send me I'll wear it don't say that you get everything bring on the you know BLM fuboo I'll wear it remember fuboo I do remember for us
bi us it was big where'd it go it it's not popular probably you guys took it yeah we probably invested in it took there's some [ __ ] that gets so big that it Ed Hardies out right right it gets so big it's cool to hate yeah Affliction was big exactly what happened to Dan Cook yeah too big everybody cooling them is like I don't know some other things we'll leave it there some other things around where does the popularity Wayne though on a thing it just goes to like wow what so like I think it over it's like it's overexposure yeah once you see once you see people you [ __ ] hate wearing it you're like oh this sucks well when when a thing is so blatantly trendy yeah like you remember the [ __ ] trucker hats what was that company vanon Dutch yes vanon Dutch remember that they were gigantic like you wen't anybody if you didn't have a [ __ ] Von Dutch hat on you had have that trucker hat on and go to that Premiere and you look like a [ __ ] superhero it looked cool they tapped into what people thought was cool for a minute yeah what was that remember juicy on the ass was big all that [ __ ] that was a nice that was was the beginning of the fat asses it was a good time juicy on the ass was pretty fun I'm fine with that instrumental yeah it was instrumental cuz I you know coming from a guy with a flat ass at Hank Hill same I could never wear it juicy no well guys aren't wearing them girls are wearing I know but I I'm thinking about the girls with the the Hank Hills remember you see a guy out at with a juicy like what are you doing the rhinestone think I ever saw a guy with the juicy we've seen him yeah yeah like Vegas night some people like I'll do it too it's like [ __ ] off that's pretty funny guys give it a shot they're not doing ironic funny to wear it's funny to wear it you should got some juicy short if I start wearing juicy short that would be a style fat butt here's a question are guys still sagging what's sagging sagging their pants yeah no real yeah yeah for sure I've seen that only the reals the reals cuz a lot of white guys were trying to pull it off and it was uh I did it only the grew up in in a tough black neighborhood and I sagged and all these uh White [ __ ] he's going to post that on
Instagram what happens if you don't sag you just wanted to fit in like I feel like back in the day it was all about fitting in not standing out and now it's all about standing out you know now you got to be different fitting in but standing out is fitting in as well it's like you're you're yeah you're becoming typically unique I just wanted to get by and not get yelled at Giannis is that great bit he's like if I walk down the street and a bunch of Kai's called me a [ __ ] he's like I got off easy but now that's like the biggest problem in the planet as a good bit so true so true yeah that's it you're just going to yell yell out an insult I got you have to go to the hospital right right but isn't it amazing how fads change a body type yeah like you look at Paris Hilton in 2005 Bonin no ass just flat and now you got to have an ass that was for the ladies though cuz Kim Kardashian blew up bigger than her and she had that big ass yeah that's for the men like totally and but now it's for the ladies too like now I think they understand it's like the the the greatest shift yes like no one knew that people like big asses until who was it was it JLo who brought uh got back yeah that was that was for sure a part of it but it's like for a long time women like in the 70s they didn't have asses no no car no car in the '90s go watch a movie actually watch a like uh what was her name Jessica Simpson yeah remember she was like the hottest lady she did that [ __ ] zero s wow it's all tits dude I just watched uh Jessica Simpson's uh [ __ ] Dukes of Hazard like music video it's not as hot as you think really music video she was Daisy Duke what in the remake oh Jesus I jerk pretty nice shut up dude on hold on wait a minute that's not good enough for you Shane guys how many beers have you had DK G hold on Dang d it what the [ __ ] are you saying go back we're talking Duke's a hazard her sister's hot too by the way I'm sure the lip sync Queen remember that moment when the [ __ ] lip sync went out I was watching it live oh and everyone what this whole thing is fake oh yeah can't you think that a music engineer did that on purpose no way what a great Mo very Poss would be good troll what a great move that would be be nice justos like you know this person sucks the industry
you know maybe you're like really Elvis Costello fan or something or she was a CT to him or something and then he's like I'm just going to Ru I don't know hold on you'll see think she's hot right no I think she's incredible say wait till you see the group you I get it Shane Willie Nelson's there oh dude that's not good enough you no it's a little surprising she's so [ __ ] hot oh my goodness Bo H Shane's not impressed that don't impress me much you lik I love J yo Jamie you don't like do dude that's not good enough for you watch the girls with her also no one has an ass just watch it's crazy to think that back then they're like I got to get rid of my big ass well they didn't have big asses like they some Preposterous asses today even the black chick thank you wow crazy oh don't you guys feel differently than you did 20 seconds ago I'm with you hey turns out Shane might have been right Shane is Right fun fact this shot in Baton Rouge when I was at LSU and Johnny Knoxville would go to the bar every night I don't know if I should be saying this but he would go to the bar every night and clean up and he had chyia don't tell anybody everybody at the at in New in Baton Rouge got chyia cuz he just ran it through wow good time is that one of those things you can't get twice oh you can get it twice you can shotg tce but chicken it's not get Chickenpox party that was the that was the original Co thing like uh no trust me one of those girls ever saw the bottom of a squat rack not one of them none of them were underneath squat rack no girls today are different they're and it's not that long ago they all have muscles it's not that long I like the muscle I like it remember I was when I was in Philly I would we I Liv near Drexel and Matt had a [ __ ] pass to go into Drexel's gym and I would go in there and see there's young Asians working on their asses yeah and I tried to warn the populace I said there's a wave of thick Asians headed our way and I don't think we're built for it dude Charlie's coming I don't think we'll be able to survive this I'll strangle my girlfriend to death I went to China and Asians will just squat to sit that's like how they relax they just squat s [ __ ] they go down there like as long as I'm down here but you see a guy just smoking squatting on the
sidewalk like this yeah yeah like full squat yeah comfortable women are hotter than can you squat lower than that comfortable like how how you get comfortable they're hot can you do that is that comfortable that's not bad that's not bad I mean give me five minutes that's like a general Mobility test whether or not you can go ass ass to grass when you can sit ass to heels on the ground oh [ __ ] no that's hot you can't do that no my knees will be banged up you uh we pushing the sled out there it looks like your knees are all right they're all right I'm on it what can you do it yeah sure oh shit's built like well has longt knees forward you're fine no matter how weak your knees are just go some people they just don't have the the range of motion in their knees you're built like gollem dude you look like gollem every [ __ ] Chinese person good car that's not everyone why do they do that with their their their shirt that's a thing they roll their shirt Chinese bikini they do that yeah Chinese bikini so in China they roll their shirts up the Bros I was just making that up the broses the dudes doing it's not gay at all like fat dudes fat dudes will walk around like that I was taking my shirt off day one dude Chinese bikini I can see your c-section scar yeah Chinese bikini that sounds like a sex Mo a Chinese bikini did you how many of your stories did you put on specials from China did you put any of those stories on specials I did the [ __ ] Scott story on this not happening I did uh uh who could forget what are you talking about right I got back I was on here we were just like riffing talking about it yeah he has some amazing [ __ ] stories in China really that guy made a of it of like a cartoon of it oh poly tune yeah Po's awesome awesome love that guy just like he were like how are the bathrooms and it's like yeah oh oh horrific it's just a hole right just a hole so my brother was in the Peace Corp we went to visit him I'm talking Village Africa Huts like all in everybody's you know beating women and and the women are just doing that cornmeal [ __ ] all day and then there's a lady doing her hair it was crazy so I went to visit him nightmare he did for 2 years W I don't
know how he did it but he's I was like where's the bathroom and I'm wearing a full daiki the whole thing cuz you got to fit in you were trying to fit in I got AIDS and uh I go to the bathroom and it's a hole just in the in the ground and I [ __ ] in it and I nailed it perfectly and right when my turd hit the water roaches came out so you're in the most vulnerable position of your life [ __ ] and you're like there's like 900 roaches coming out of the home God Good Times I food poison in Myanmar had to go on all fours barf into one of those holes and then go back to [ __ ] diar into it and then back hands and knees yeah damn Callen told me he was in China and he was [ __ ] into a hole and he realized there was pigs underneath there Jesus probably a big victory for those pigs though they eat the [ __ ] it's a cycle they're having fun they eat [ __ ] anyway they eat [ __ ] like they eat [ __ ] all the time true and then we eat those pigs wild pigs wild pigs eat [ __ ] you go wild pigs eat uh cow [ __ ] all the time really yeah yeah they find them on farms they they eat cow dung they eat everything not they eat everything it's all it's all nature cycle yeah I mean that is listen that's rats rats eat a ton of [ __ ] they eat a lot of dog [ __ ] rats uh like yeah like they're like besides biodegration they're one of the best dog [ __ ] cleaner uppers inter I got pissed so bad bro this how it works this is how it works dude damn Dam what a was that weak Jew bladder hold on I had another thing rats there's another group you know what's funny you know what's funny when he was telling that [ __ ] story I was I was like I know a guy who [ __ ] in Africa you start tell I was like you're the guy yeah that was me I told you that before yeah crazy story [ __ ] me up I did a week there I wanted to kill myself the mosqu the food everything going with your je take malaria medication I did yeah killed more people on Earth than any War any anything I'd be so mad if my brother was in the [ __ ] Peace Corp and then my family was like we're visiting him yeah I'd be like dude no we're not I'm glad I went I mean I was 20 so I was young enough to but we went to Morocco maresh Fez we did the whole Africa and then we went there Morocco is not that's beautiful the full Africa no
no that's a nice that's I think is probably As Good As It Gets they don't have cataly converters there so there's just a fog like 6 feet in the air you just see this dirty air it's gross just hovers above you God damn you couldn't drink the water Mexico City flying into Mexico City it looked like there was a fire I took photos of it I put it on my Instagram I'm like this is see if you can find it it's so crazy like this is a normal day I asked the people this is a normal day they're like this is a normal day whoa that's a major city like a pretty cool City they don't give a [ __ ] about traffic lights oh really they don't give a [ __ ] that's just a suggest they don't care red light [ __ ] it I'm going damn I mean every intersection was jammed up look at that that's that's a photo I took Jesus yeah it's pretty great I said it's like LA on steroids what year is that when how long ago is that 396 weeks that's a weird way to measure it 2014 look how smart [ __ ] autism baby you you know it says it yeah yeah wild oh that's uh crazy that these people are bre reading this in not only that but they're also at like I think it's 7,000 ft above sea level yeah it's very high so you have low oxygen and you have high smog really crazy like it's probably one of the worst air quality places uh on Earth I guy had a headache from the moment I got there I was like whoa well la was bad but they cleaned it up yes that was in the 70s but that's unleaded gasoline versus Leed gasoline this is crazy Le when they first uh had these uh engines and they were using gasoline the engines were like pinging they' make all this like how do we stop this from happening they go oh we'll just put lead in the gasoline and then somewhere along the line they go hey we did blood tests on people and everyone's got lead poison oh yeah like they figured out that like leaded gasoline was [ __ ] up everybody didn't someone tell us this whole story on the podcast or was this someone who talk talked to me off the podcast some they might have well I don't remember you're 78 don't you feel like I'm 178 things have changed like you used to see a lot more [ __ ] people I feel like used to see a lot more now it's just all autism
and add and stuff like that but I feel like you saw you saw the kid with one foot longer than the other that's gone Oh you mean real [ __ ] up they was like [ __ ] like down syndrome was that they're kicking around really I feel like you you see way less you see L well you know well that's I mean if you follow the right accounts you see more of them but uh there I just feel like we've changed illnesses well we're going to get to the point within our lifetime where you can genetically engineer diseases away they're already starting to do that cancer yeah in China they they' developed they they figured out a it's this is a funny one China is lying constantly that's why this is a funny one this is one where they engineered out HIV in these people but made them way more intelligent in the in the process whoops sorry wait what yeah see if you can find that yeah they increased their yeah yeah they're doing some [ __ ] they're like oh CO's done here they're doing some [ __ ] they're doing that they did it like month seven they were like Zer now it's back up how about the weers if they just take the Muslims and just BR to some spot nobody knows what the [ __ ] is going on going to re-educate you totally total media blackout yeah we're going to reeducate you you know we did yes what you know what we did kind of skip over as far as how funny it was during Co was China China just netting dudes just dud trying to run [ __ ] look this China's crisper twins may have had their brains inadvertently enhanced what whoopsies didn't mean to do that new research suggests that a controversial Gene editing experiment to make children resistant to HIV May ha may also have enhanced their ability to learn and form memories I mean that's great they did it on purpose damn and those I believe Google this I believe those doctors were arrested like what are you doing cuffs I I think they went to jail I mean they were probably arrested and executed and they were like write that down what you learned no I think they let him if I'm if memory serves me correct which it doesn't always but I think they let chrisper twin that sounds like they killed the guy who got who discovered Co right did they yeah the guy who got discovered Co he was like boy really [ __ ] out of him oh yeah the creator of
the crisper babies has been released from a Chinese prison yeah ah hey giangi created the first Gene editing children gen edited children the price was his career and his freedom or when was he arrested like how long did he even spend in jail he works with the government right the chrisper twin sounds like a group that sells jail for three years for making us super human we were at the funny B last week chrisper twins sold out chrisper twins are black magga guys sh rules they're adding shows they're getting Shadow banned on Instagram shit's [ __ ] great though crisper twins that would that would be it we're crisper we're not black but we're kind of crispy BT Buffalo chice hit me fatty there you go I've tried to show you about time last time you had two sips made me look like a goddamn fool can I get another ball of ice why did you yeah we can definitely get more ice why did you decide to go hard this time well I feel like you guys were saying oh I phoned it in I phoned it in so I wanted to show you that I'm going to [ __ ] blood autism and then you take a piss and you're back to 100% yeah oh the piss was great I wanted that for about feels so good yeah you started talking about going to [ __ ] crazy places I was like I have a benefit in holding my piss in today because I'm dehydrated cuz I went into the sauna so I'm probably goodz I'm probably good for while experiencing schitz I could not [ __ ] sleep last night I maybe got an hour sleep last night shut up this is it's a [ __ ] terrible story I had jockage I've had not jockage but like crazy jocket like like I'm going to ignore this and then I started pinching the skin around my balls pinching it it's like it scratched so much I wanted to CL it so instead I I pinched my ball skin and then I got up and I put defense soap the the Salve on it cuz I know it kills I know what it is it's like foot fungus the exact same thing dryness outside all day yesterday in the in the yard I was shooting arrows I was swimming in the pool I had wet underwear I wore them around and I probably soaked I got a yeast infection it happens that's what it is yeah it's a jock it's the same thing as like as a ringworm dude I had it for a month and the only thing that worked I put cultures on there you always like hey you got to put a yogurt on your dick
which didn't work are you guys to shotgun these is that what you get you got to get tough acting Tac yeah there's that's what it was tough acting T it worked it burned like a [ __ ] I would run around the house like that's what that is it works dude the last the last like five Summers I get it it's a hell stinks dude are you guys trying to shotgun yeah we shotgun one here let me take yeah shotgun one I'll go piss first you want you want a minute yeah gather yourself prepare yourself shotgun shotgun wedding um but anyway um so this was like as I laid down and I don't know when why it kicked in when I was sleeping cuz I never noticed it at all when I was walking around that's what you feel it it itches so bad my balls were it was basically like a couple of inches above the taint it was ruthless it was just like squeeze it for a second oh yeah I was pinching it was I wanted to claw my balls off yeah same you got to just shower again and get whatever is off put some work I had been walking around all day we had a Father's Day family day so we were hanging out in the pool we were doing things outside and then I shot arrows and it was like 95 degrees out and I kept the same underwear on so it developed some funk down there you get the wet panties it's over so I put the salv on it and after a while it went away but Jesus Christ I wanted to claw myself oh I couldn't sleep and then I guess because of that agitated State I started having like crazy thoughts and then I'm like well don't think that and then like try to go to sleep oh just wild like apocalyptic [ __ ] you know about like what would it take I was s sitting in my bed going what would it take for society to completely collapse and I was like all it take is the power going out it doesn't like how many days for a year a year yeah [ __ ] we're we're already in Apocalypse I was at a blackout New York once and within about two days you could hear glass shattering looting babies crying it's so quick wow the structure of society the fabric goes down it's just Primal it's just like I got to survive I got to eat especially cuz they happen they happen all the time in the summer yes the heat yeah where everybody everybody's already out late at night just like [ __ ] how quick did you go during Co to be like I got to get
something to protect my house they're going to come door to door gun for groc during who me yeah did you go to that place dude I went instantly I live in that place I'm in that place every day what the [ __ ] are you talking about as soon as they were like we shut the city that's hilarious I was the first guy to move out of La I was like I'm done I was like this is not sustainable I go I know where this goes if you just play it down the rabbit hole you immediately like well they're out of food they're need food oh at some point they're just going to use Force it's not even a they're going to come to my door with for groceries lack of law didn't get to food food was available it was a lack of Law and and people had like when during the George Floyd protest when people walk on the street just smashing Windows going into people's houses it was wild wild wild what were we saying about Bill well he just got a helicopter license for that reason he's like I'm up I'm out that's all that is right take off you got to you you got to understand that this this whole thing is like [ __ ] barely glued together with chewing gum I know so I was thinking about that last night which is a problem wow yeah cuz you can go to that place had it just goes down from there yeah it was uh you know it was Father's Day so I had a couple of margaritas there go and so and then and my balls itched and then I'm laying and then I'm just laying there on me that be funny I take sleeping pills man I can't sleep I I'm I'm embarrassed that I take sleeping pills generally I can jerk off and then I can go to sleep but this time I couldn't pull it offer I jerked off but I couldn't pull off going to sleep yeah Caitlin Jenner pulled it off I think she had help we turned on her like she was cool and then they're like ah you're Republican so we hate you also wild right say she could do no wrong y just for being her but that shows politics Trump's identity I was going to tell you another Conspiracy Theory what were we talking about what we talking about right before this I was going to save it for when Shane came back a really recent one balls itching balls itching shooting arrows before thats Nick Canon Nick
Canon he's got a lot of kids he's got a lot of kids they tried to shut him down dude powerful je jokes oh this is what it is this is what is the uh the terrorist attack you've never heard of a bunch of guys in 2013 broke into where this uh Power Plant is I guess I'll pull it up and Jamie knows it so it just came out where people I forget who brought it up to me but then I started reading on it this is wild these guys had a tactical attack on these generators they came in and with guns took out like seven like multi-million doll generators and did it in a way where they knew what the [ __ ] they were doing they all had masks tactical gear here it is April 16th 2013 a team of Highly skilled gunmen opened fire on the metf power substation in the San Jose California in just under 10 minutes they disabled 17 Transformers and caused $15 million in damage this is the most w important terror attack you've never heard of what's the was this was this nobody knows no one was ever arrested what yes when was this I just found out about this like a week ago whoa when when when does this thread when did this come out 2013 the thread was June June snipers two weeks ago I found out I sent to you yeah you sent it me y okay did someone talk about on the podcast I feel like I was talking to you about it here before a show and right yo Jamie down by the way this is wild this yo Jamie's based so look at this 12:58 a.m. fiber optic lines were cut not far from US Route 101 outside of San Jose the substation loses internet and phone service 107 a.m. some customers lost service Cable in Vault near the Met cave substation was also cut a surveillance camera pointed along a chainlink fence around the substation recorded a streak of light that investigators from the Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office think was a signal from a waved flashlight it was followed by a muzzle flash of rifles so they gave him this signal away this is organized [ __ ] pg& received an alarm Go video let me see the video again now know what it's talking about for them this is impressive so the flashlights there this is the and fire these are feds bro ah yeah what's flashlight and then they just shoot at these Transformers what is the goal what the motive they got to have a reason to do
this the first trans first trans no one knows riddled with bullet holes and having leaked 52,000 US gallons of oil overheated whereupon pgn's control center about 90 mil ago North received an equipment failure alarm is this why gas is so high no no it's because of Russia it's the Putin price hike you [ __ ] communist yeah it's definitely Putin Putin price hike obvious with all remember they were trying that for a few days Biden said that with all like capital letters still price hike but they were saying it like it was you know 100% officers arrived and found everything quiet unable to get past the locked fence and seeing nothing suspicious they left let's see this who's Will it us let's look into him in the sub the the person will Miranda yeah let's see how like let's see who this guy is okay will oh will you want to fact check now's [ __ ] if a new account that's a good that's that's smart actually look only 30,000 followers New York City since when does it say since when September 2016 okay will pry late they could have had him in a dormant State waiting to AC fu yeah I like will by far shot let's go seems all right let's go it seemed is there other uh cooperations uh about shotgun about the story we could look that up yeah I mean so he was some of these links are you got do you got do them well the interesting part how do this stab the bottom and then you crack the top I don't know how to do it to some that way you put a hole do you put a hole in the top yeah okay there we go folks do the game that's a very nice knife [ __ ] down perfect squirter that knife's ruined hey you ruined my knife and that's it don't we have a cheap knife you go like this get a cheap knife use this one use this one you do this down I got one it can cut through 10 bro what did you say you do what down Mas wait what did you do say do what down you said do this down well keep the keep the okay oh right right right suking shotgun okay so just do it so you punched to the top we did this before right but he did it all lower women bottom yeah yeah oh nice
jeez man don't open it yet open it other way you drink out of the hole drink out of the hole oh you drink out of the hole that's wait wait you're too high you got to get the bottom I'll figure it out go Mark like here right good good good get it and then you crack it and and you finish it you drink out of the hole out of the hole a minute one two 3 go oh that sounded sound a little heavy no oh my God Jamie just checking just checking fantastic how dare you how dare you that was very yeah we're going to need more beer Jamie j you going to do it yeah Jamie's got a shotg can we get a camera on you hey but before you do this don't don't ruin all of our equipment holy [ __ ] it's for the troops Jamie it squirts in the trash can do it for the queen do it for ala Jamie do it on camera so we can see you want the tomahawk we're all looking no at the buttons that's what I'm saying I don't know what camera I left it on don't let Ari push buttons damn that why don't you go figure out what camera is on the right one can you see him perfect of course he did ready go yeah J Mo pull it up that a baby wow he sucked that [ __ ] I told you he was B holy [ __ ] told J face yo Edie's jacked as [ __ ] this podcast is over Jam's in shape we got a here look at that look at the guns Hot you're going to [ __ ] Red Band you're going to titty [ __ ] red band tonight kill Tony tonight that's going to be a rough you're not doing it that's going to get ugly we're doing it I'm irresponsible I'll probably do it yeah it'll be a bad choice for all of us yeah woo oh it fills you up woke me up fun hey boys Bo it's like you want barf and then you don't we're on the job this is our job come on we need a beer bong next remember when you were a kid remember when you a kid and you're like what kind of [ __ ] job am I going to have one who would have guess UPS driver was my future yeah can you get a peg in here so stands next packages hey imagine someone told you no door car imagine if someone told you if they're like Shane you got to keep [ __ ] up what is that fun I was kicked out of school suspended expelled and who knew it would it would work out if they were like Shane listen you those guys at West Point they're like if you drop out if
you drop out of West Point now you're going to be a [ __ ] loser exactly nice work idiots do you know how much of a loser I felt not going to college right out of high school I took I was going to take a year off oh yeah that that's actually smart did you travel at least everybody take a y yeah yeah all you get banged up bro you hang you want that you heard that 5gs you greedy [ __ ] what's the 5gs I told him I'll give him five grand if he drinks as many beers legitimately zero chance he's going to die how many are you at what you trap he'll die for money wait you're at seven Ari will die he's hid he's hiding drinks I'm impressed no he's not hiding drinks dude I'm telling you let me tell you something about you hear how heavy that beer was eight enough then I finished it and then what did I do with information it's not just the information yo for real for the we're going to let me tell you something about Ari you probably don't know Ari is secretly very competitive I'm not even trying really secretly very very compation I not I found that out when I played in pool and I found that out when I did Jiu-Jitsu with him I gave Ari Jiu-Jitsu lessons for a year as like a Hanukkah present and uh and uh and he he started going and and when I first time I trained with him I was like this [ __ ] takes a SE you know what I got good uh rear naked choke defense once somebody's already back which they were every day I was in there SL the arm you swept me once whoa I was in Ari's guard and Ari swept me I was like whoa yo Ari choked you out dude no he swept me I know beat your ass I did beat your ass I already [ __ ] you your ass he swept me he swept me it's a point this old Jew beat your ass no we were we were look at the time I think it was a brown belt and R was white belt and so we were I was like explaining what to do and what not to do and he [ __ ] he got into it man he didn't beat me all right let's be serious not what I heard you can't fight back though sometimes you like during drills You' like fight back and I like well let me try hard and you're like good job you did it yeah no no ad that while you had Joe was like dude he was he never been like that quivering I was impressed no I told him right away I was like dude that I go you really got that
I didn't give you that you got that one he caught me off guard he caught me off guard but he's hyper competitive like when we did that number one real steroid doesn't increase your will though I don't know man you want to competition with steroids I would I want it with Will okay it's all about how long you keep your heart at 140 beats a minute it's not a weightlifting competition if it was a weightlifting competition I'd agree with you yeah baseball's not a weightlifting competition um no no no no the AR it's the power us steroids to beat me in an non in an athletic competition what was the competition we did a October Challenge and you did steroids to not do alcohol I did testosterone replacement therapy which I do always like Hitler I kept doing it yeah same but not as much meth he's me out on test and I'm [ __ ] doing this I knew when we started that Ari was going to be the the biggest threat likez he's crazy I thought ber B's pretty no no no no no no Bert's talker B's a liar B talks talking about that diet bir is tough bird is tough but this is this is like so we did a podcast and this is look how ripped he was look how ripped he was look at his [ __ ] ABS he looks like a Survivor give me some volume give me some volume when got out they were RI oh he's in the yellow tell like I'm growing the freedom across the Ry River I'll tell you what I would never do this again I will never do this again but I'm really glad we do this yeah this is so hard b b claimed that I was cheating and they were like let's do a hike together we see how many points we got he got way more points for me for the same hike cuz he's exhausted exhausted you look ripped man you're chisel listen we did a podcast after the podcast Ari rode for an hour for one0 weeks ago dude it's been a while you had to a rough 190 weeks well it's just he got into crazy shape but he just didn't keep going that's got a million and a half views there Ari that help AB dude yeah dude Ari was shredded but here's what happened I still pay my [ __ ] uh uh gym account for four years before I realized I was like I haven't been back
there once here here's what happened with Ari Ari realized that you can watch a movie while you're doing it and it's way easier so he went to the gym and watched a movie and racked up these big numbers this is the beginning of the month we're trying to figure it out 24 this [ __ ] ID to sleep you should have seen him today you went do the [ __ ] hotel workout I did half you got to make a contest out of it you make a contest out of it he's a psycho he's just not disciplined look at this you're right telling you I'm telling you he's a [ __ ] psycho he was the big threat good for you man and then Tom got the flu so Tom was a big threat too cuz Tom's got a strong mind bir was never really going to win I watched every one of your specials on a gym beating you except for the steroid users uh beating you in that thing I watched your specials just like running watching them soras chers yours run run run win win wow but you lost yeah he blames he blames the steroid my only CH it's a willpower thing it's a willpower thing it's like how much time are you willing to stay on the thing and I said I'll kill you all I said I'm going to kill you all you're the biggest psycho but you had I want to see what where we can go like I did 7 hours on ontical machine shut up yes I did 7 hours hours what about your kids I did about kids do that you got to be hours 9 to I got up early in the morning yeah I did I got up early in the morning and I did no I I did I did I watched John Wick a 100 times in a row and I'm kid I just rewatched itn't up I set off I set off the fire alarm in my gym from that's right shut up what does that mean we have a video how do you set it alone find the video there was so I had my it was a bedroom that I converted into a gem and I sweat so hard that I set and then it no I'm not joking look at the Steam on the wall holy [ __ ] look at the puddle on the floor it's like aitz schitz good to have you back that's in your [Music] special this is the first I set off the fire alarm with steam for wow that's real I set off a fire alarm I did that once with a queef so this was the we got
into a heated battle at one point in time it was getting crazy where guys are putting up these big numbers working out three four hours a day and so I said let's [ __ ] go to Deep Water damn it yeah and he went hunting he got like 880,000 points in a [ __ ] afternoon running all day hun hunting when you're in the mountains is so hard in your cardio that's why like the best guys like cam Haynes he's a [ __ ] Ultra endurance that's why he's it's one of many reasons why he's the best at it cuz he doesn't get tired you get so [ __ ] tired when you're hiking in the mountain with and you have a backpack on most of those guys do elevation yeah you're carrying a bow and you're [ __ ] going up these Hills and trying to chase out a four-legged animal that's running away from mountain lions so I was killing them with that yeah but I was already ahead I was I was already dragging you guys in a deep water nope that's what got you ahead yep yeah I mean it was the hard group to drag into deep water I don't think I was ever behind you know was it was kind of like the skank selection where once Bert and Tom realized like oh [ __ ] we're not going to even come close and they were just both wanted to be going to be you you [ __ ] so who won I knew I won but again he won he won but you wouldn't quit we remember that that was a big issue oh weed we talked him into he was like no no we're not wait we all started [ __ ] on him like oh [ __ ] he's got a real problem pray for Joe pray for Joe was a big thing don't get me start on the blue he can't he can't get it up it got to a point where I was like there's got to be a reason there's got to be a reason why I enjoy all this stuff let's see what it's like wait seem like to not for a month it's fun to push it man good for you guys I like your chin strap oh I'm trying why are you doing that you support you believe the science yes yes you believe the science by the way people are beautiful I forgot I came on here to disapprove you dude about what oh [ __ ] the boosters the what you got the boosters boosters boost hell yeah I got the boosters I got a bunch of them boosters and now I'm doing pretty good you've lost weight we have to remember before we I got boosters I'm glad you do before we we got to do the
Hitler and melini videos We we forgot when you started talking I thought history you got to you got to see melini dude talk [ __ ] so what are you saying about boosters oh they're the best you like them could you IM several how many of you got how many did you get when it three boosters is there even allowed is it like caviar like it's an acquired taste it is but once you get yeah for real once you once me and all my Bros that get boosters hang out we're all like dude this is so sick you're in sync we're never going to get the common cold again oh how dare you wouldn't it be great to have a melini Hitler podcast that's what's a bummer about those old times they have any footage no footage here what's weird Obama had a podcast and it tanked it didn't do well it was called Renegades it was him and [ __ ] uh R trying to get his he was like this guy was Cool's was a fake factory worker and a president being like we're Renegades like shut up half white listen you got to give it up you got to give it up for summer Springsteen's music I don't care how crazy he is of all time 24 years old come on man he was an animal of course he went crazy and not a Jew by the way no [ __ ] why would you even oh okay well the Jews have gotten a lot of props Ian but okay deservedly so on this podcast we've given the Jews a lot of props love the he good tribe go away Qin on hey pretty good I've been done you're doing great you got a in you get a in I was I was ready to quit at four I was like oh no dude you're doing great I'm impressed it's scary you're eyes have a good time in life it's scary when you get to a point when you're like I don't know if I can keep going your eyes are shut we're getting old man it's scary the hangovers they get rough well it's just like it's accumulated damage you know it's like getting punched in the face with little Jabs every night yeah just not not that bad just you get thumped think how many years we've done it over over years years you get a little chinny like [ __ ] it's hard knocked out quick light you know what's weird when you have a friend that's like a heavy Boozer and you see one drink in and they're already [ __ ] like godamn your liver is dog [ __ ] it's a very resilient organ can't
break down anything it's like foreign substance your liver is so tired I had seor on my pot he gets a trainer every day he's just he doesn't drink at all animal he's an animal I'm so impressed good he looks great he looks so good but is he having fun but is stand up fun sober yeah fun fun stand up is just fun there's an old earthquake quote where they're like uh interviewing with some podcast uh in some interview and they're like do you ever drink on stage he goes well standup comedy is one of the few professions that allow uh em bibing while you're performing and they're like and do you do that he goes and I like to yeah leave Avail myself of that uh opportunity and they like to [ __ ] up stand up he goes [Laughter] absolutely man the man so funny I was so happy to have him on the podcast cuz we've talked about him so many times and he's like the best comic that doesn't get what he deserves killer in terms of like when he's murdering like he doesn't get the respect he deserves destru I think more people get it now that he has that Netflix special just came out was it Netflix right yeah like a half hour yeah it was a Dave Chappelle present right yeah dude he's he's a monster he a monster that's him that's him on stage right now oh that's moose what we say Shan Jamie with the terrible Segways here Jam seg the tower s did go down because of who's the comic you have on you were talking about like doing nothing I think it was earthquake doing nothing what about yeah like you were talking about like if I don't do anything all day I'll feel terrible oh yeah probably and he was like yeah that's exactly like not me at all yeah yeah and bro as soon as he said it I was like yo hell yeah bro he's awesome he we're we're both right we're absolutely both right yeah he said uh uh uh Eddie Murphy should have won an Oscar cuz he played eight characters in the clumps it's a good point because no matter how even if he thought his act was mediocre he was like it's still not eight eight times worse than bro do you do you ever see how good Eddie Murphy is still at standup do you ever see that speech that he gave what speech let me tell you something right now if Eddie Murphy decided do standup tomorrow he would be at the top of the
heat you're crazy I'll tell you why I'll tell you why because out of shape way to show you something you have to do reps you have gentle I love you all I love you all I value your honest rep I think you're 100% correct here's my perspective if he was doing reps he'd be even better of course to you're you're you're absolutely correct but I'm saying the level he's at without doing reps is so high AG that if he decided to do stand up again if you watch him give this speech he gives a speech he does a Bill Cosby impression it's [ __ ] magic dude his timing is Sensational he's he's a he's gifted no say want you to be open as gifted I'm open minded but you got to practice okay let's hear it let's hear no listen you [ __ ] of course you have to practice those two not me I'm saying if you haven't done let me tell before we go further Roseanne Bar went on stage after I don't know how many years at our show at the Vulcan like 3 weeks ago she [ __ ] crushed no way she hasn't been on stage in years she didn't know she was going to go up until 10 minutes before she went up Stan hope and Ron White talked her into doing standup that's awesome and she goes on stage and the audience goes [ __ ] insane and she kills she kills she's self-deprecating she's talking about how crazy she is she's so loose her timing is on and she hasn't done stand up in years ites click but here's what I'm saying as good as she is right then and there she's she was an alltime great we forget Domestic Goddess rosanne's an alltime great so when you see her there if she was doing like regular reps she'd be way better that's how good Edie Murphy is Eddie Murphy is so good that if you see him in this speech no reps at all let's but but doing acting and of course hanging around with funny people and talking [ __ ] different than being on stage watch this it's 100% different than being on stage by the way this is the worst environment ever for stand up can we agree got that right this is the worst environment weird crowd though weird crowd they're all into them and they love him already yeah they love him already but let's see we'll see we'll give a fair I mean we're all agreeing he's master that okay don't be a ha he's a beast he's I mean one of the
great tremendous honor wonderful evening I'd like to thank the uh Kennedy Center first of all for uh for celebrating me and honoring me in such a wonderful way and bringing my loved ones and my family here this is a super special memorable night and uh thank you to all the commedians and came out and sang and I mean Sam Moore came out and sang and Alabama Shakes was here we had had a really really really special special night uh hasn't been lost on me that you know usually when people have evenings like this a person is really really old when they get these Awards they'll let you wait really like one of the greatest funniest people of all time was George Carlin and he received this W award postumus and he's funnier than all of us so so to be standing standing here alive and looking like myself still they let you get really old and good and there was also some confusion about whether or not it was an award or a prize and I you know and actually it's an award even though they call it a prize it's an award because usually when there's a prize there's money involved kill timing was that written no it's all WR some paper I was like no no it gets better it gets way better that sound like paper he's receiving an award and they told me yesterday they raised 2.3 million I was like yo I'm in there then I came down and they told me that you oh there is no it's a it's a it's a prize but it's there there is no money and I was like oh so I think to clear up the confusion for future recipients maybe maybe maybe you don't want to call it the Mark Twain Prize maybe might want if you don't want to call it the award maybe you could call it the Mark Twain surprise word play crap crap crap now switch to Dave Chappelle's and watch a real comic he's still on mus he's a killer that [ __ ] kills but that still doesn't diminish how how wonderful this is a wonderful wonderful thing to be in rooting for of my I'm roting for my memory to be correct was all off the cuff which is still pretty good rer Lily Tomlin who else got this bill bill bill has one of
these did y'all make Bill give his back no cuz I know there was a big outcry from people they was trying to get Bill to give his trophies back you know you up when they want you to give your trophies back now he's being himself yeah [Applause] oh get his trophy back to he should do one show where we just come out and just talk crazy now I would like to talk to some of the people who fail that I should give back my to [Applause] edit they bleeped out the bad words cuz you can't handle them just because you may have heard recently that I allegedly put the pill in people's chocolate I wish somebody would come up to my house talking about give up the trophy because you put the pill in the peep of chocolate you get St I'm not giving back I wish this is uncensored yeah and and who who is Hannibal [Applause] Baris Hannibal [Applause] bar first of all Hannibal is a cave man's name and you going to just come all out and pull push over that apple cart to Hannibal if I ever see or meet this Hannibal Barrison person I am going to try to kill this [ __ ] why didn't they beat that outat that's the only thing that's not beat he's black PBS and Hannibal is I think they F like they didn't have the right I bet they discussed it I bet they felt like we don't have the right to the so like think about it the guy's not done any stand up all right it was fine no nobody's like that's amazing n terrible environment ter are you always an [ __ ] I'm just saying people of course they're sick fans standing oh he's getting a [ __ ] go actually try it and do it for a while no [ __ ] way you know you're on my side I'm on your side too not this is where you're wrong I am on your side too I know what you're saying that but I'm saying that he's so talented that's how good he is without doing it if he started doing it again he would be a
killer everybody like like for a lot of guys who hadn't done it a why you so angry cuz he whatever everyone talks about he's like oh he's going to be amazing well do it then didn't he sign a deal with Netflix yeah what I don't know that fell through he doesn't need it you got to need it a little bit I think he probably might need it maybe he knows you got to go on stage every day for a year he's got lot of residuals coming in he's fine what you like where would you go you know what do you do you go right to the clubs people going to come to see you you going to go for you got to drop in you got to drop in got but every night for a long time don't you think you kind of got to drop in yeah you got to drop in he could never drop in though but but at least some level of like he could do some kids would like I kind of know who you're talking about every single person they start tweeting when he but once he's there if he's only going to do 5 10 minutes he can get away with a drop in mhm there might be a good move to do that you know or you know go up on someone's show or it's introduced like you have a done stand up in forever and you just go up there no just go up all the time you do the best you can do he's just famous he can't get an honest reaction but he can get as close as he can get that's that's the hard part of him dropping in cuz the first five to 10 are going to be but some 19y olds I kind of know him you know what's weird when that happens when someone's like a TV star and the first like 30 seconds the audience is going nuts yeah and then the material starts coming and get gets this we weird place like 30 seconds in where you're like oh no well that's the great Colin quino because also they just saw three real right now Comics yeah and then it's like well that's the beauty of stand up you get five minutes of Grace oh it's Jack Nicholson this is the Colin Quinn thing Jack Nicholson oh we love him he's beloved he's an American icon and then 5 minutes in you're like we're bored of [ __ ] yeah like oh yeah gr barns is way better than this like like what was not close isn't that weird like comedy's a [ __ ] strange [ __ ] yeah such a weird art form cuz it seems like we're just talking yeah but it's chosen words it's Cadence it's Rhythm it's so much put
into it Cadence Owens nicely done oh my God it's amazing it's so fun it's amazing Jamie where the [ __ ] are the blood lights dude Jesus Jamie I didn't know you were out but they're coming there should be second we're out someone of your [ __ ] paid kill I'll drizzly I'm so high I'm fascinated with the fact I can change the aliens light colors oh jeez you're that guy now he was he's always a toy guy is that bad is it bad to be that guy it's not bad what is it what is the that guy the lights or the alien the alien oh man they're real yeah of course they're real they're real illegals that's us in the future that's what that is aliens yeah that's what we're going to look like well do you think they know about us and they're just like these guys are idiots or they're waiting I think if they're real they know about us it depends how long around if you have infinite universes some species is enough is smart enough to like get here dude and then like they're leaving us alone there's so many possibilities out there but then you would think somebody would have invaded no with infinite possibilities somebody would have invaded true the thing is the way they describe it when they talk about type one type two in type three civilizations diabetes when you get do I had this guy meio Kaku you know the physicist that guy's brilliant he's amazing brilli amazing your mind blows every time you watch really really good at um like explaining complicated things to people like us you know like he can explain it in a way that's like very clean accessible very digestible he's just brilliant at that and just like about anything he's got like this insane wealth of information cuz a group of girls are like him too by the way oh I'm sure oh he's got to have groupies scientist groupies Super Genius oh yeah I'd [ __ ] Sam Harris I saw that once when you did your Scientology show or scientific show wh wh which one where where your science show was Oh you mean that thing the 2040 uh the thing that we all did together in New York that we talking about yeah where they're all the Geniuses and then the the groupies yeah genius yeah you hang out at night with these like Geniuses that were like oh
here's a look here's a genius in this here's a genius in that they go speak but they're like cowboys in their field so everyone hangs out you see like women and boys too guys too there's a lot of guy groupies I want to hear them really like scientists yeah blood light is making a ton of money off this app they deserve they've been around forever they're American [ __ ] American solid beverage hey you remember when when you had to order a bud like a bud American order an America remember that miss that what they were covering they were coloring the the flag so they would go just order it's now renamed budweis is renamed America wow how long when was this 201 16ish wow you CH one more with Pikachu what happened with Pikachu that guy I just enjoy drinking them the white hair guy oh my God look at this America yeah we tried we went to the beach and doy Beach go like can I get one America and they're like what and you're like peer pressure is ridiculous for real the TR unrelenting you never finished for shout out to the team I I forgot what I was talking about what was I saying you talking about the scientist Asian guy right how did we get to him we were talking about aliens right yes oh we get back on Aliens oh well he had a good thing with with the Asian well he believes that a lot of please don't do that sorry he that the um the what they know about uh whatever the [ __ ] these things are is so strange that like it doesn't follow known science he saying like the videos that we can that they can show you the actual evidence of things moving in the when they they' tracked these things the speeds that they move at it doesn't it defies science there's no heat signature everything's [ __ ] yeah Jam's in again he's an animal the kid's an Animal Jam's A J harder than everybody Jesus I got the tomahawk thank you though yeah Tomah Hawk's nice dude go Cleveland Indians tomw in my can you got to go down the lid down lfg [ __ ] let's go let's [ __ ] go so cold this is for real though this is for the troop dudeo dose Trace go my hole sucks damn it now don't nobody say anything bad dude when you said my hole sucks I almost laughed in the middle of chugging
oh yeah yeah in the middle of bad hole wo we're having fun dude this is what guys do well they used to before it became toxic going pee again guys a diaper yeah I do it's every day for me oh dude I do have to say I do have to say the [ __ ] fully loaded tour is nice it's got to be amazing can't wait it's so the only problem with it is that mother that little twink they have on the tour that [ __ ] man's dude I love mans that [ __ ] everything else is cool I don't know what you're talking about there's a guy bird has like a group of dudes around and there's just one [ __ ] what's the problem he's just a twink and he loves Norman he's a queef for sure bro he walked actually at the Vulcan he came remember that dude he was chirping at he was all over you he was and you had to shut him down like who is this [ __ ] guy Bert was like what are you doing man shut the [ __ ] up but hey let's not call this guy out on a podcast I promised him I would you promised him you would yeah last night he was talking [ __ ] and I said tomorrow I'm doing Rogan I'm GNA [ __ ] bury you [ __ ] you told him that yeah so so you sure you want to do this I couldn't be more excited to do this for real I'm certain I'm he's AEF and a half man obviously he's a good dude but he's a great guy for real he's a great dude but he great gu he yo this is what I wanted to kill him he likes little boys he walked he Lo he does love boys he walked isn't that okay though well he's [ __ ] He Walked In The Green Room at should be okay he walk in the green room I was I was just on tour with these [ __ ] right he did the European tour Norman did the Europe tour he walks in he's like hey how are you to me never met me in his life he's like Mark hey I was like wait what dude man he called you me mans loves you no no no oh like you and me were both in the green oh story sucks no it's funny wait a minute doesn't it suck sorry I'm story sucks yo give me a second Joe what the [ __ ] your problem I know for a guy who likes uh conspiracy theories and Aliens you don't you don't really give us a shot there was a moment there I could just jump in say this story sucks and I knew it' be funny I did it I don't mean the story sucks I could have an open mind and
really enjoy this story but that moment I'm like I think I could say this story sucks and it' be hilarious and it'll break me down I'll be like what the [ __ ] Joe what the hell are you talking about it worked we're going to get back to melini in a bit folks don't don't worry we haven't lost our spot this is so much better without Ari jeez he's weighing us down he's got to be wrecked oh these [ __ ] Jews AR yo for real AR's got be wrecked dude think he's puking or he's he's running the media out there he might be 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9 10 he didn't have that one he's going to be wrecked that's double digits 10 beers good for him Dr we shotgunned no 11 12 one's mine one's mine one's mine one is maybe even two is mine throw away other one 11 maybe 11 don't do me least 10 let's say 10 he's got 10 beers down go to the Bur tour insane go to fully loaded we're doing Mississippi we're doing Greenville we're doing Bristol Tennessee's website fully loaded.com I believe pull up a great name for a [ __ ] Tour by the way and you got to hand it to the [ __ ] he's a mogul he's a fat drun and he's a mogul yeah like imagine how good he would be if he was sober I know no but his tickets would would FAL there it is is Bert taking his shirt off on stage the single biggest move in the history of Comedy I've never heard I said it last time dude the pop it's my favorite thing when I'm with him like cuz when he gets and first off I've been going on right before him this whole time so I'm following [ __ ] big Jay and Dave oh Dave AEL funniest guy way Jay's been murdering Jay's a beast Dave obviously murders Killers both of them killers and then I go on and then I'm like nice good luck yeah no then I go on I'm like that was pretty good and then like ladies and gentlemen Bert cries it's like and I'm like [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I'm nothing it's wild and then yo the pop of him taking his [ __ ] shirt off oh they go it's like the Beatles it really is and and it honestly what's funny is when you're there you're like nice yes you're as a [ __ ] Community you want to sit there and be like oh that's your [ __ ] thing yeah but he's funny too he's great when he does it is a beautiful thing dude he's a beautiful thing's he's not normal that's
not a normal this what we been doing dude and here's the here's the other thing couldn't be a nicer Guy best couldn't be a nicer guy he's a genuine sweetheart comedy he's a genuine 100% sweetheart that's the thing none of it I protect that guy those people so much fun he put on he puts on a show I've had some conversations with him so much fun the best can I say this his kids miss him but guy they were there they were can on a show that's an event childless Wonder can I say this we're doing baseball fields and it's like who's going to kill how out there drinking with people salute I mean you're not getting a better show the world he's doing ice baths and [ __ ] IVs let's [ __ ] go how did he live outlive nor McDonald he's got a TA on he's got that's a special human being real he drinks so you want to talk about like okay I'm doing testosterone Bert has been drinking his whole life yeah that's a giant disadvantage for performance and yet he still has enough energy to do all the [ __ ] he does he's always going after it I was we in the car with Cameron Hayes iform and I was like Hey BT ran a marathon hold on you guys are all over the place yeah and Cameron Hayes was like that's a legit thing you can't deny that that's a legit thing he ran a [ __ ] Marathon he got the Mickey man jeene he really has it although he died at 6 the guy has a drive this was the point is the guy has a drive that bellies his habits yes weird like his habits are insane like you just want to like go do how do you have any energy to do anything you eat [ __ ] you drink F vodka all day you're out of your [ __ ] mind that's amazing I'm 10 years 12 20 whatever years younger than him I would be hung over I couldn't move and he would be on the elliptical with a Bud Light he's on the elliptical drinking wine he he he gets vitamin IVs Y and he keeps going keeps going that's a legit Music Festival yeah for a comedy show night wait till wait till you see I how many hours is the show yeah how many hours show is long dude but the intermission you have an intermission like a half hour that's what the brick that means you hang out all day that means he's just putting on a day of entertainment a great idea half for a day like What's the total amount of time
that people are performing hold on let me say this in it's the party of the summer yep guys he just tried to high five you and you just didn't even hold on load Lo high five the fully loaded to are you in promotion mode this is Shane Gillis promotion mode the party of the summer who the [ __ ] would have thought there the clip it now I'm done dude I don't give a [ __ ] yo that tour stinks dude I hate it a great idea what a great idea throw you a bird in the middle of it it's the part guys it's the party of this summer whoa another mirr oh come on Bristol sell this [ __ ] out look at this they're at the bons suur Wellness Arena yo the bons ofor is going to be lit dude Thunder Valley Ampitheater we got Brian Simpson coming we need a black on that tour it's getting a little white Simpson's [ __ ] hilarious I'm with Simpson July 1st at the mg that's a funny black yeah Jesus Christ I mean a funny guy I'm going do some time Joe COC Tennessee he did my Coco he did my Creek week yo I did uh I did those Atlantic City shows and Joey on the first night like you could tell like he hadn't been in front of that many people for that long like it had been a long time on the second night he came out guns blazing I told him I go do whatever you want to do I go you want to do a minute do a minute you want to do a half hour do a half hour just do whatever you want to do we'll be ready he did seven minutes of [ __ ] red-faced murder red-faced murder just [ __ ] screaming he look he was bright purple on stage spitting killing I've never seen him I saw him the main room once [ __ ] awesome I'm going to be on the tour with him where' you see him oh that's right I can't wait I've never seen him he's a [ __ ] animal man he's a [ __ ] animal he [ __ ] ass was out yeah his ass was hanging out right before he goes on stage me behind him filming him his ass is completely hanging out [ __ ] yeah that was in Atlantic City literally seven Comics were just like all they could do in their life was to get him back on stage yeah we got him back we got him back and we also got him back where he realized like we've been working you know we're all like
everyone's tight Hans Kim is tight that kid is a [ __ ] killer really Hans Kim is a [ __ ] killer I don't want to tell you his bits yeah dud I'm telling you them all I'll tell you I'll tell you afterwards you're going to cry I don't want to [ __ ] them up but he's K Tony last time with us and you know Tony Tony's on fire right now Tony's a beast dude on fire so we're all on the show together so it's a high it's a high pressure show I saw you and Tony at the Ryman that must have been a that was fun whatever I met you I don't know what year that was but I think that was 16 or something yeah yeah6 running around Nashville I was let me pop it on this show and you guys ripped it that was a fun place that was a fun hang too right like those late night we did it talk till 3:00 in the morning hangs yes you know oh yeah that was a good Fest that's what as a comic like those fun hangs after a show we just hanging out and just talking [ __ ] cuz you don't have anywhere to go I can't leave those till in the morning noon flight the next day exactly just just chill out you can't leave such a good convo AR's faded sit on the couch AR's on another planet the weed the booze and the the the liquor we got a tomahawk here this is a show off the rails no this isn't a throwing one this is uh from the terminal list that new Amazon Series this is a jack car Tomahawk uhoh that the Cris character hey that wasn't bad that's something that pretty good I was looking for that's pretty good did you see that video of that guy that jumps out of his [ __ ] car with a hatchet and tries to kill the cop pull it up fire that up what Hatchet this guy is stand this cop is standing there on the side of the road this guy pulls his card next to him stops the car and the cop is like what the [ __ ] is going on and the cop puts his hand on his gun the guy jumps out with a hatchet and runs at the cop watch this this is so wild so watch this did he scalp him look at him look at that hey scalp joke so watch this guy so he's sitting here he's talking to this person he's pulled over and this guy just stops the car where is this the guy stops the car opens the door shuts the door and then theop has
got his hands on his gun and he jumps out with a [ __ ] Hatchet oh my God Hatchet wound bro where was he headed he jumped out with a [ __ ] Hatchet wait but before this guy saw this who knows he was just out driving right what was he doing where was he headed did the cop did the cop put him down hate crime Beast crime show the whole video yeah the cop puts him down instantly but I mean what if that cop wasn't prepared what if that cop panicked that guy jumped out with a hatch Mur nurse Hatchet what about uh Jesus Christ what about the everybody hates cops I feel bad they got to deal with that [ __ ] nobody talks about that kind of [ __ ] nobody talks about that a traffic stoping the guy with a [ __ ] a How how Wild is that video man that's wild see I want to see that [ __ ] put down well Jamie will show it he'll find it it's all over Instagram and YouTube a bunch of people sent it to me it's it's it's so wild because you like imagine that split-second decision like a guy is that a guy with a hatchet I know right is that a guy with a hatchet the [ __ ] man that's such a [ __ ] weird moment in time where a guy with a hatchet is all of a sudden stopped his car and he's running at you yeah we [ __ ] about hecklers that's a whole another level is this the full one look at this he gets out casual he gets out casual like he's trying to throw it throw it off who drives with the backpack on that a jug is this a video or is it just oh here it is here it goes no this is it I've seen this part is so if they keep it running you'll see the whole thing so look at this he's got his hand on his gun he's got his hand on his gun he's like what the [ __ ] is going on and the guy runs out with the hat he's already got a pulled and aimed he's like dude show it to me I'm not a babyy want to see it way what a crisp Ford he rolled up in dude yeah nice Focus that thing was clean that cop was like wait what there's another recent video there's another recent video of a guy getting shot and there's this guy who was [ __ ] with this dude who had a gun and the guy with the gun was saying back off like get on the [ __ ] ground he's like put your gun down [ __ ] fight like a man and the guy takes off his
shirt and he comes charging the guy and the guy shoots him what oh my God it's are you nuts crazy are you nut yes it's yeah for sure he's nuts yeah wow and for sure it's the dumbest thing you ever do a guy with a gun but he just what's in their minds though of like I'm going to show the society bro who he might have been on that same map keep talking he might have been on that Hitler map yeah hold on let Ari speak I'm sorry I'm sorry let the boy speak do cops box do they learn boxing they don't have to that but jiujitsu is the best thing for cops to learn yeah you got you got to learn that you got to learn Jiu-Jitsu jitsu hey hey claw claw yes claw moved after Jews but he was like spell jiu but we all know what it is claw we know the Drew claw Eddie Bravo gel bang bang bang oh that guy was like I'm going to show that I [ __ ] well I mean that guy had it coming well just neutralized what wild moment who are you he says bang bang bang I mean what a weird moment for every time they reach for a hamburger shot they got to show one of these after that you got to let the the ticket guy go you're like all right I was going to give you a speeding ticket but get out of here he's like hey how long do I got to sit here right imagine if you're a guy and this is your job your job is that you occasionally might get attacked what's happening imagine being the person getting a like my tail out and he's like wait oh my God defund the hatchet that by the way that guy performed perfectly the way he backed up good footwork yeah oh my God excellent execution damn just a crazy situation though I mean what the [ __ ] who knows the back no one saw that come had to find it maybe the back story like that's uh a guy trying to impress his girlfriend he was [ __ ] that guy's wife maybe jod Foster needed to get her [ __ ] wet maybe those songs need to be written and he was like it's time for me to kill a cop with an ax the universe wanted me to go to jail for 40 years create these songs what happened to Jody Foster I'm not getting this no the guy the Ed hinley who shot Reagan he John he was
like this is this is for Jody F did he say that Taxi Driver see Jody F from Taxi Driver he like that's I was offending I know obsess yeah lesbian would be Reagan assassin John Henley Jr apologizes Foster for trying to kill the president Hy's a real sweetheart yeah the accused imagine being jod Foster knowing that that guy's out now I know right like you've been like sleeping good for 20 wrot times and go like hey it's over I'm not going to do this but I you resp I I'm for real not doing this okay listen after a few texts you haven't responded but I know this is your number I verified it please look into your heart and give me the last chance this historical deed to gain your love and respect damn all the women you to that's what she said at the time though jod was a fox 14 14-year-old jod top jod if I was about to shoot a [ __ ] president I'd be like yo who's the hottest 14-year-old so he was 20 Hanah Montana I got you okay acceptable answer but you admit it for real can we admit that hinley did the right thing by shooting rean no that's that's illegal it's not the right thing to do illegal and shoot the president when it comes to gaining a 14-year-old's respect you got that right you need to shoot a president how old was she at the time was she really 14 I would do anything for you let me prove it was jod Foster 14 no she was a little older by then oh he emailed Rolling Stone last year stating I'm now oh [ __ ] sorry Jamie dude disrespect he emailed Rolling Stone last year stating I'm now pursuing a music career I write country songs mostly and I've just finished two songs I'm hoping you'll take an interest in my music career get on Tik Tock what's that guy wow there you go are you are you stealing my empties what what if he gets really good the way what if he gets out of jail and get his [ __ ] together and then all a sudden starts killing it and the songs you you actually hear it on the radio and you're like [ __ ] that good it's gonna happen now here's the question when was the last time you listened to radio all the time really every time I go rent car Uber dri car one chance just
to see what it's like in the town just flip see what see what hits you with okay I like this it's nice I like it no no playlist just like let me see Christian music Christian radio and they have good sound now right they radio has good sound now right don't they have like some HD sound all [ __ ] yeah it's all real but it's the same as when you change channels on a TV you're like hey sha shank's on yeah when you're when you're in a hotel and you have to watch the movie exactly this is the best movie of all time but here's the question is Radio used to be a bad like it's great version what do you guys go to when you're driving in a wrest car what do you guys go to you guys sound quality yeah it's Great's is real but is it as good it's fine it's totally fine but like when you're playing radio in the car what do you go to what do you go like oh this stops me harder harder than it looks right hip hop you drink these many Bud Lights belligerant everybody's sitting around being like I can drink that many here's a pedestrian trying Warrior so belligerent I hope you're not a moil you're going to cut the wrong dick if you're this drunk you're going to cut the whole thing off by the way you can't win this bet no way I'm going to make sure you can't win I was ready to quit a four impr voice you're 10 I was ready to quit at four do this quit now you can't talk sound like har now he can box so good with all that booze in his system that's what's crazy he weighs me about 10 lbs at least yeah that fat no was that a fat joke pound he said 10 lb 1 2 5 6 11 get nasty Shane don't be what you hate in other people oh asan shut up sh for real my favorite one of my buddies hit me up and was like first time you did Rogan I was like like uh Joe is that funny literally literally the next time I was like shut the [ __ ] up thank God thank God imagine imagine being a place where no one tells you shut the [ __ ] up that's a scary place that's a scary place for a lot of these guys you're close bro well you must see it with other queefs out there who just blow you you just got to keep doing comedy yeah keep doing stand up I got to be honest
Seinfeld I was in with him and I think I got two Que and I think he bailed no oh really yeah you want to say that on this he broke up your relationship the worst thing is to be a fan to some comic what happened what did you do wrong I think I just texted him too much and I was too complimentary and uh got weird he would hit me with [ __ ] and I was like I agree but he wanted me to not agree yeah and I think I got too you got nervous yeah it's like a supermodel yeah it's hard yeah yeah it's hard when you meet people that you super super admire yeah and like become friends with them like I I had a issue with that with bour Dame I felt really when I mad at him I really said this to him you I said hey man really nice to meet you my wife says you're my boyfriend oh what a [ __ ] DK what a [ __ ] dork cuz uh I would always watch No Reservations and my wife is like oh you're watching your boyfriend she thought it was funny oh no wonder he ended it a guy no no he that's how I became friends with him you you hear he was cool like he could handle my my [ __ ] up my dorkiness you want hear a rough one this week nice he great this is a rough one this is a rough one this week Jack harlo the rapper DMD me on Instagram was like you're hilarious and I was like I panicked I love Jack Carlo and I was like Jack Carlo's the [ __ ] I was like just so you know I screenshoted this and S this to my girlfriend like this is a cool thing come on and no hold on I thank thank Christ for [ __ ] unsend on Instagram yeah I had 15 minutes to unsend yeah you can unsend I didn't know that unsend boys all those DMS to those girls unsend un can you pull back a dickpic from time and space yeah you could you could who make a screenshot they're like on their phone 24/7 with notifications on and they get a screenshot you're the last person to worry about your dick being out there I just saw that P podcast you did the other day where you took your dick out you took your shirt off then you pulled your dick out and you sat down in front of did you continue the podcast with your dick podcast two hours two hours with your
dick out yeah he he took his pants off he wronged me he's got a great dick I think HR wants a conversation with you yo I would I would dude you ever see that sculpture of Donald Trump they put it in [ __ ] Central Park Tiny Dick for real that's my body what is this scure in Central Park what are you talking about I was like that's actually not that bad like a JY a jokey sculpture about his body dony pan isn't a fat guy no let me say that was a big thing yeah pull it up bro oh my God that's hilarious oh my God that is hilarious they put that up so funny it's so funny that the people that want you to accept other people's bodies is that your Rod behind body shaming will body shame this guy when convenient how weird come Ono that is really kind of crazy yeah because you you're not really about like being kind and compassionate you're only about being kind and compassionate with people that agree with you yeah would people disagree with you or if you think of them as an existential threat it's not saying that you shouldn't think of trump as an existential threat that's not what I'm saying but I'm saying when you think of that person is a threat you conveniently abandoned all your values all your values all humility all Humanity all kindness all compassion you just attack him for having a little dick there one thing that you can't control over almost anything it's a base the base value system of like ha you suck your body look at that this guy is like holding his finger there yuck yuck yuck so funny but he does believe that that's a funny joke meanwhile I bet Trump has a regular dick gu Stormy Daniels was Stormy Daniels said it was a bell bell he had a stroke it's the booster D I had to boosters middle of a punch line there you go yeah Trump's fat everybody's fat now but he's so he has so much energy I think he's on like a fraction of what Hitler was on even doubt wait let say musolini and M and hit let's go musolini first let's go mus [Applause] first oh hold on hold on hold on shut the [ __ ] up Jamie you know what's going to be better is Where Brooklyn at Hitler
musolini what it's I mean it was one of the oldest videos so it's probably not funny now but if you type in Where Brooklyn at it's the it's the Biggie Tupac freestyle you'll see used to be we just watch what we were watching we watching promise you I promise you that but I wanted to see it Hitler versus m freestyle okay let's see let's see be interrupted what are you going to do just let it play out all right he's not as good as Hitler you guys are going to be bummed when you find out I was writing dare you call me knucklehead call me a [ __ ] knucklehead dude knucklehead he's going to get to his Ki [Music] moment W back then there probably just freaked out that someone can get their voice Amplified right for real yeah like what how we hearing them he's far away you know how Wild that must have been you have to really stop and think about that well what year are we in 40s this is the 40s right it's the probably 20s one of these clips said he was like the first non-american talking movie like picture oh so this is way early I don't know exactly the year of this this like so let's go to Hitler this is B ful loaded it's outdo Hitler's the best one coming he's the goat goat go all of the horrible human beings that have given evil speeches he's the goat you can't he's the [ __ ] T because he's the first guy like this it's you got to respect the r form he's the first guy like this that has been Amplified this is what we're saying look at everybody it's like C this is the first guy like this that's been Amplified I think that has a giant factor in it if you think about what he talked people into do got exed he's trying to get out of there can he do's like I see where this is going I'm running props are the one dude out there [Music] like you never hear about that guy weird it's weird but Jamie there's some other speeches of Hitler I I was just trying to find one h on the rooftop let's find
one more there's some ones crazy Dynam that by the way out of evil people hold on okay is this it what oh now he's bringing up [Applause] Hitler I don't know oh my God Shane you son of a [ __ ] this is old as a about 8 38 10 the [ __ ] never end you can't touch my riches even if you MC 357 [Applause] [ __ ] got the weed spot I shot dread in the head took the bread in the lamb spread little got the body so don't resist while your Christmas I talk guns I make number runs I give MCS to run stripping when I thr my cling the AK everybody hit the my slow flows remarkable peace to now we smoke we like Tony M that's crazy my voice from the avenue to jail cell oh my God I'm trying to [ __ ] like a pigeon I hope you're listening smacking babies at theying wow wait wait wait wait for good I than the Lord for my many blessings keep best and all my [ __ ] my God no matter how you [ __ ] never die we just retaliate with hate then we multiply you see me stri down like [ __ ] like at the red lights I'm sideway light [ __ ] P let the C they through the freeway rig in the spe CH with the law [ __ ] youever that's incredible I want you to imagine for a moment a world I want you imagine for a moment a world where Biggie and Tupac never have a feud and they just link up and and still alive fun with each other and and and promote each other yeah and tell each other about how great each other is that's one good thing imagine a world like that did you watch the documentary on biggie no it's fun because he's like why are we fighting I don't get it but it's just such an East Coast West Coast thing and there was no internet there was no connection it always seemed like biggie was a softer one super fat and right right but went to Art School yo when when so did Hitler you you ever see the video of Bigg biggy on the corner like 17 big stand on the corner 17 pull that up cuz it's one of the greatest videos
of per if you think about performers like about like raw unedited give me this let me hear this beds die fore look that rocket the polo just a fat guy but how good is this [ __ ] flow he just like now killing on the corner I will say this nothing better than killing as a fat person yeah for real but listen to how good his [ __ ] flow is 7 million views less than the no more that's what I meant yeah we're having fun but but it's so good this is before the writing is unknown he's complet unknown he's 17 he's on a street corner it's some guy he's in front of a grocery store and he's smashing on a corner smashing smashing biggy Do's rule you ever SE those Jew partying videos where they redub it what it's just Jews partying no hold on hold on I've sh them out I've shout him egg Tyrone dude eggs Tyrone let's see it shout out last time we were on I shout out EG and they remix it like an egg like a chicken tyone BR I've heard of that guy I've seen some of his videos bar bar just reposted him and didn't didn't credit him they should credit him poro is a Jew I've seen that Porto one let's see it it's just Juice's parting to techno music or to rap music it was techno eggs put the [ __ ] let me hear this which one should I do no that one yeah goat pretty sure this Jew Downs you don't see that now what would be the real song Ari it was a tech okay no ex Tyrone so are this is this real dancing no I mean yeah it's real dancing but but this is not to this song no well okay all right what song but what song would they be dancing to what about y mahu or whatever for real you play any of these they rule wait a minute isn't that n why is she wearing a burka cuz she Arab do you not understand what's happening here he just remixes this crazy [ __ ] matches these people are not dancing to these songs they're dancing to completely different matches beat are Beats I just got it low tables Mark Norman slow on the T here here we go
question sorry I'm drinking you what you have three five coward but but AR I'm I'm curious as to what do you think that song was that the the guys were dancing to some [ __ ] song some [ __ ] juice some it's one of the juice he's getting after it though that guy looks like he's reallya loves it get the one in the back of the bus that's the best one all right listen boys I have to piss so I'm going to I'm going to leave for a moment responsibility for anything from this point till I return it's all on you guys that guy actually does play tech tech go to the back of the bus the one them with the back of the bus the Jews of the back of the bus was the best one you're thinking of Rosa parkstein yes that's what I was going to say this Channel or the other one got but hey all right in word all right just Google shoes back the bus Mark dude that's not cool don't scare me a line was crossed Mark even joking about it's not cool yeah it's just the three of us how do you think you're doing dude oh good m prast [ __ ] patreon uh we made Dr prast oh my god wow you're [ __ ] belligerent I got nothing you stink we might be drunk Tuesdays with stories out to lunch uh Shane Gillis on YouTube doesn't matter secret Shane pod Dan uh finish [Music] chill the [ __ ] can you hand me the water I haven't had any water in about 6 months hand me the water there will you there face there you go AR Ary how are you doing Jamie where we at right now a lot a lot of people joke around say Bud Lights that that's not that much what are we at boy oh boy does it catch up to you five 10 hold on 14oo I'm hurting I'm hurting I can feel it we got a show tonight we're doing kill Tony oh kill Tony by the way that's going to get ugly Tony henchcliffe what a gay guy that I should hate turns out he does kind of rule kills on stage boy oh boy do that guy kill hell of a car that car stinks that car bothers me he was like Shane do you want to look at my Corvette I was like he like check this out can started from far away yeah he I can start it from here in the Green Room like dude you're a dork a dork dork
yo he's a dork but man that [ __ ] kills dude he's a dor he does Go on stage that's all I care about we were just talking about Tony was listen I was listen anybody do a better Tony hitch clip pressure give me another one give me another one about corette hold on first off this is how Tony talks to me every day he's like you know New York's not great the F seed in Austin is the best in the world get it you like Dave AEL that was actually the best joke he's not ever the shoes that joke [ __ ] Ked J cuz that that roast ls's roast o I went in on him a little bit I didn't know it was mean you went hard it was mean hard it was real mean sh went hard I was watching that in the hotel like damn Jesus shame that's I told how could you have any idea what the [ __ ] you're saying when you're 15 beer deep right now I'll be honest I'm 7 8 9 10 I feel like you're finally aw 14 15 16 you're 16 be 15 you got to start starting this podcast two hours in and then put the you say slurry [ __ ] stick you got to start listen to slurry mck doing it right now you got to start starting these podcasts two hours in you like Bieber no put the first two hours on the back it is hard to talk when you drink a py first two hours on the back yeah brilliant write it down rewind dude I didn't speak I didn't speak for the first 45 minutes I noticed it's good to I never I never yeah bro welome it's good to have you shut up Mark [ __ ] can I just say while I'm drunk and high I'm so happy we do these yeah so happy they made me so happy cuz they're so wild this is like this is what we would really do you know if if you allowed us to do whatever we'd want to talk [ __ ] this is what we' do this is exactly how we do it we'd get high we' get drunk we' talk [ __ ] hell yeah this is just guy talking dude shaking things up it's what we used to do it's what people used to do it was fun but you know to be able to do it in this day and age it's like a [ __ ] how dare you s I like he's a great guy great guy cute little Back to Future was an awesome movie alive he's still going still going going good for him a lot of people have Tapped Out you told me to he was he was
dead two years ago like wait I missed it there's a lot of that people are dying you just go ah how about that Betty White died two years ago yeah oh [ __ ] Dam you did [ __ ] good bro uh good he's he's sleeping at the mic that's pretty good he's hugging it like a competitive I wanted to get to half what a stupid psycho we would play got half we would gamble a little bit with Ari and I would give him a certain amount of balls I had to make the nine ball he but he could make the seven eight or the nine yeah and he would win a lot not wild 789 not wild BR I'll never I'll never forget the first time I did this podcast and you and me played pool after oh that's a power move he rocked me in pool rocks you he doesn't go hey you want pool like let me let make sure you're okay he's like no no I'm going to credit you bro I was literally there was a moment I was like which one should I uh aim for and he was like it's a competitive game I was like yo you're a Monster yeah you're competitive and then he laughed and I was just like what the [ __ ] did I do on that last one how about with the antibodies he's like look at my antibodies that was my favorite thing dude nobody got better than Jamie though I tapped to Jamie really by the way day they're like a fat Sharpie line waa he's got he's like I'm not I'm not he's got like superhuman antibodies bro you got to understand this hold but let me put it in perspective spring it Jamie got Co in October of 2020 Jaimie got Co covid once in October of 2020 and Jamie for whatever reason retains these wild antibodies and he keeps getting a new line like he fought it off but he never gets sick well he keeps [ __ ] Chinese chicks Jesus Christ I've been drinking you know what's funny I don't think [ __ ] is enough anymore I think they recommend other activity a SE yeah well feal matter has been implanted into other folks and improves your gut biome so there's that ah eat F matter be healthy no not eating it they usually use it like a suppository they like stuff it up your butt by the way I used to wet the bed I think no I'm wrong no no no I think that take pills I you have to take
a pill on you wet the bed I used to wet the bed as a kid I was wrong and my dad is so scary in Old School that he's like you're not peeing for hours I'm going to hold a stop W I haven't peed by the way I haven't peed I got a bladder like an old camel true yeah already looks like a c four drinks transplantation putting down whiskies this is my look at this and shotgun two beers look at the ounces this is more but you're he's a normal person size you're bigger and is just an animal look look at this what it says feal transplantation is the transfer of stool from a healthy donor into the gastrointestinal tract for the purpose of treating recurrent cic colitis I had I had a where you going where you going witho bottle p in the bottle don't piss in the bottle you son of a [ __ ] he's going to recycle that je he always pisses in the bottle you know what's nice tell him to go to the bathroom going you can hear you but he's not going to go Us in the bathroom is he's going to stuff his dick in that bottle we knew he was going to die oh he's done that my favorite Shane that's not fair that's for real we were walking and he was like we when we were walking to the barbecue place he was like I'll drink as many as you tomorrow and I was like that's so crazy to say are okay that's so crazy to say I was going to take it easy this is yeah he's going to go to an old folks home and die with Cuomo but like he took 10 years off his life tonight that's pretty fun he really did and then we got to go do another show hear how he's struggling with [Laughter] words he's like in a wrestling match with his lips H grabbing the mic so not fair it's been two it's like if I told if I pulled him aside and told him that he could do this I would be a real piece of [ __ ] imagine if I'm like dude you can do it I know you I know imagine but you just let him try you let him you're a bad friend you should have told him I'm a bad friend an enabler you should have said Ari I love you I love you it's is not an ego thing let's Let It Go I mean I'm impressed that he's gun this much that's not impressive that's liver damage that's crazy for him he's 78 you know this is good he's back he's
on Social Security he's back uhoh he's back 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 B 9 10 it out there 14 16 is it like a like a a but you can't keep piss right it'll smell horrible you can't like store it somewhere you look like the bad guy in please don't tell me you like took a bottle of your piss and Stu the cabinet it's out there where is it I it's right outside I'm sorry why'd you take the bottle why you why' you pee in that bottle why didn't you go to the bathroom I don't know I got more if you need it I know okay from now on do me a favor and just go to the bathroom oh fair enough did you piss on the floor a little bit no come on not even a dribble that all suck did you blot it on your pants not all how you stop your stream didn't have to I don't buy it full piss I love I love that this podcast start was like woke woke culture's got to swing right Jamie's going to sniff the carpet Jamie's like a [ __ ] blood hound he's out there sniff he's got a jug of piss there a jug a half sized bottle of Buffalo Trace filled with piss it was a lot what is wrong with you and it's a big ass bottle that was a big giant bottle big bottle Jesus Harry it was far that's not necessary as a grown adult whatever where come on you pay taxes respectable you pay taxes what I talking about before yeah we're crazy why use a bathroom when you're at your friend's Studio why just piss in a bottle I don't know where I am I thought this Marin you're Ser as a judge no no you watch me put the the you coward and I've done two two shotguns Ari's sleeping dead dead AR's dead he was chasing that five grand yeah they're going to get you another Li Ari you hang in there you Chas boy the liver is very resilient yeah yeah your liver is like Hiroshima right now son oh yeah your liver's getting bombed on it's like Draco I think that's a camp not dra oh D sorry what you say I said even while drunk yeah what is this oh sorry security camera you got him on camera you [ __ ] idiot I'm selling your dick to the highest bidder what what what do you think you're in a low security place oh that's some [ __ ] uh don't you see all the train Killers running around this place what's
that guy's name who got busted on ET television the the pat pat pat what recording why you pissing in my hallway is a better question what the [ __ ] are you talking about why are you recording in the hallway when I could piss there that was bad don't [ __ ] because you never know who's coming through the [ __ ] hallway Ari you don't think someone's going to be pissing out there your behavior is not normal the law the it's not against the law you can't record security cameras on men hallway that's your Ray Rice video it's the hallway in my place of work not the place where you piss what what are you guys Rec you you that was so quick dude obviously you piss in the hallway why do you have forkin didn't you make a covenant with god dude I know what the [ __ ] he wasn't ready I saw your dick he was non-committal what's that guy's name Pat something he was on E or a& e or ET what happened he went drunk and and and he did like a Mel Gibson give it give it a goog there J by the way props to Gibson Pat Roberts oh oh oh pat panan pat O'Reilly close Pat O'Reilly maybe Irish [ __ ] hold on there's a there's a there's a video of him pat oan pat o'ban maybe we should know J yeah probably not play that oh okay okay I guess uh it's it's public call somebody and leave a message yeah and he was just hammered he had a real problem and that's what Ari look at Ari's out to lunch oh my God imagine imagine thinking that he could keep up with you and he smoked weed though the weed really crazy Shane is your ability to just power through with perfect elocution thank you we got to get Ari to a bathroom before he pukes you got imagine he didn't smoke weed though he didn't even smoke weed grab the mic like that no one can understand he even smoke weed all of a sudden becomes a rapper don't act like nothing don't ruin don't ruin the JRE experience dude wow he's going to keep drinking interesting so much from my theory about European Jews and I thought you guys tough as hell dude what the hell man but it was the intelligence water there you could water you could still go if you drink water you can keep going but if if you have to throw up all
the 14 15 16 year olds out there you got a coast Epstein's Island this the one thing 15y old 15y olds Co the one thing I want to teach you is you're drinking you got to Coast you already feeling buzzed drink water play R Kelly Kelly telling you Coast I believe I I feel like we should all snap at that Sage words from AR I I don't know if you guys know this I I didn't know it the last one we did they were like I don't know if you guys know this you guys did R Kelly last time yeah oh that's embarrassing what do you mean it is embar we get together we talk about the same [ __ ] I don't give a f Hey Hey listen listen listen every we don't read anything don't listen twice we talk the greatest thing I do I've done a lot of [ __ ] this is the greatest thing I do post and ghost post and ghost here we go real talk J we're going to keep going no we're going to keep going he's farting into the microphone don't be real man I'm just going to be real fil we doing this for the fans that I know no one gives a [ __ ] you this is better it's better to talk about the same [ __ ] it's better to talk about whatever the [ __ ] you want to talk about when you're talking about it whether that's something you already brought up or not who [ __ ] cares this is one of the greatest music videos of all time we make this a regular part this [ __ ] podcast then so be time we up like yo play trying to establish with you what's right play this again shut the [ __ ] up nor we gotx it up we got to mix it up to this hold on [Applause] [Laughter] please it's pretty funny give me that baroa know I was don't hate on the timing bro timing was amazing oh boy I know you've heard it before Mark Norman but you got to we got to mix it up yeah occasionally but sometimes no no it's nice it's nice to every single time we get hammered we go back to [ __ ] to Rell like yo fire Up R Kelly yeah yeah imagine what it was like before people were filming imagine how decadent people were back in like the old Shakespearean play days nothing was recorded like Sinatra
was just doing crazy [ __ ] he was hitting women and all this stuff and he never got in trouble what are you showing us Jamie gots in the closet don't don't do the [ __ ] don't you [ __ ] do it don't do it J Jamie that guy's dead Jamie's hammered I know what a bummer man hard fence aick from Sunny great actor is sheit is aremis wait a still holds up now openn but the man is a [ __ ] [ __ ] midg how is that thing and it goes away god well they held it for the next one I didn't know that I wish he wasn't a sex criminal it's a shame on he's a brilliant man is so crazy he's an artist he's an artist his it's he does what he wants it's like parody without knowing that you're parody exactly there's something genius about it is that something but do you think he knew that it was funny no so good you don't think so he doesn't know I mean there's a little comedy is that bushuk bill or not no no we did that already this is all reruns I I don't remember anything this is a rerun that's well you had 85 beers Fair one two three four 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 beers in impr that is insan good for you man you're at your age and you're please stop because you're going to have to throw up I will stop PUK on the show yeah don't try to keep up with this [ __ ] animal this guy doesn't even lose his ability to form sentences that's what's weird F he's got a problem fine he's fine this is like he's like he's like I've had a couple shots does he have a problem or do we have a problem no he a problem fine if a guy's running marathons and we like run around the block and we get tired yeah who has the problem problem the guy who doesn't run marathons Marathon guy seems like he's fine but if he doesn't drink a Bud Light every every 4 hours I think he might crumble but he seems fine all right listen he's fine you can't say you can't say like these rules apply to normal people here's the thing not to him he's really [ __ ] funny yeah like that that guy we did uh Irvine The Improv together this the first time I work with him like saw him do a long set he's [ __ ] funny he made
laugh he made me laugh hard if that's what what it takes K made his best [ __ ] when he was smoking cigarettes and doing coke who Stephen King oh yeah that's right best [ __ ] he was getting when everyone's just like equal next person next person he's crush he's an animal great comic we had him at the Vulcan well you were you guys were all there he's a [ __ ] animal how does Will Smith feel now though how does he feel now can you imagine Will Smith After all this how does he feel Terri terrible he's like I shouldn't have done it 100% he I think there's an articles he was talking to Samuel Jackson backstage saying that he couldn't believe he did it right after he did really yeah it's like he just he lost his [ __ ] man he's [ __ ] some chick he's [ __ ] some chick and he's like I got to get do it years but how do you deal with that later we've all been yelled at online and had that and that hurts it hurts your feelings so I think there's a danger to being that popular ah there's a real danger to having that much uh charm and all these people love you and you feel like you can almost get away with anything and then you add that to whatever complications that relationship brings and you get this weird combination also Chris Rock had a history of very mild but hilarious jokes about wild about Jada very mild very mild shut up who cares that's not a reason biger he is reason Reas no no I'm definitely not saying it's a reason it might be a reason for action it's not not a Justified reason right but there was obviously some sort of a conversation because Will Smith laughed and J pinket did not she looked at him and then he went on stage he made like this Split Second decision so I just like a [ __ ] defending his [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] that was Ari shafir and he is under the influence of drugs and just like he's not willing to consent to sex laugh he had a great time he's like oh oh [ __ ] she's Dum [ __ ] [ __ ] unhappy I got to go slap this dumbb guy who's way weaker than me cuz my dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] is unhappy hey hey you're like my dad soccer game going he's 15 drinks in he's going to keep going I got a lot of guys think they can drink Bud
Lights a lot of guys a lot of guys sit around how are you so he's faing right now a lot of guys sit around and go man Bud Light what's that water o we you find out well he had whiskey too man n not enough oh okay and weed he had weed he had weed what do you had 17 16 I can't count I'm seeing but but will you we've all had a drunk night where you go oh what I say I he was drunk man just saying I think he just blew a fuse and didn't you know sometimes you just imagine being a guy who's going there to win the [ __ ] Academy Award and you think you're untouchable but the the after effect like we've all had a drunk night we like I texted that oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] suck I hate myself it must be horrendous it's got to be horrendous horrendous but I think that if he had just admits that and like and and talks about it in a really open and honest way people will Embrace that and forgive him and they'll be they'll be also they'll connect with him they'll connect with him as a human yes cuz that was like a human moment it was a human Moment Like Totally it's a weird place to be to be a guy like Will Smith and to to have the gall to go on stage and smack one of the greatest Comics ever and then just sit down and then say leave my wife's name out of your [ __ ] mouth like that's crazy crazy he clearly blew a fuse and his interface where he like like connected with the way the world looks at him was way off way off way off that was a crazy thing to do that was so insane yeah yeah and now the the Elijah whatever guy the Chappelle tackle guy he's in jail yeah well he tried to murder his roommate that's right yeah in December separate thing yeah separate a [ __ ] idiot I know well he was a problem move out mayy you should [ __ ] move out [Laughter] have you ever had a roommate that be like [ __ ] you no [ __ ] you oh yeah just put your [ __ ] back over there I'm not doing it for you roommates can be roommates suck awesome they could be awesome though they can be some guys get but the problem is when they're awesome you ain't getting [ __ ] done you got that right if you live in a house full of dudes and you're all having a good time you're AR getting a goddamn thing done I lived in a house with Five Guys in college we had a poker night every
Monday a hotb it was [ __ ] awesome nobody did [ __ ] no dish fly by those years fly by like if you got a thing you're trying to do they're great don't get me wrong but if you have a thing you're trying to do like comedy or something like that and you live in a house where it's really fun about it it's hard it's hard to like it's hard to be disciplined it is I'm more of a disciplined guy myself I'm a big discipline AR right you're a big disciplined guy well he's disciplined himself into 15 absolutely push-ups situps pull-ups all day every day you get massive gains are you a fan of creatine or do you just like to koser dude you're unfocusing yourself for massive gains holy [ __ ] this is the only time AR has ever been drunk publicly by the way finally it's about this hammered publicly right throw it you almost hit a camera I'm more of a dirty bulk guy myself I like it he barely missed that camera Alli I'm a big dirty bulk guy dude dirty bulk Shane's getting Jack son jack Shane get more eloquent as he as he drinks beers his standard is nine so anything above or below nine is like what's the difference 16 is less than zero below nine right now Michael lar is making fun of the way you talk who melair the goat the goat you'll see him tonight got courage yep he's hilarious he's he's got uh Lou Gars right tell me one more someone in a wheelchair who's funnier than him Sten Hawking he cheated on his wife Sten Hawking yes no pull it up well he definitely liked ladies fasinating you know who explained that to me you know explain it to me Eric Weinstein he said there's people who can't move their body but they still get aroused and then there's people who don't feel anything and he's he couldn't move his body but he still got aroused my girlfriend feels nothing but wait pull up theing man he cheated on his wife girlfriend hey I want to ask you something about that little BMW you have I love that [ __ ] car is that a 2002 02 1973 it runs like a [ __ ] Champ it's such a beautiful little car shout out to two dudes you didn't drink today I drank I've been
drinking I love cars man I saw I've been wanting to talk to Norman about this ever since I saw his Instagram pictures car loves cars I love cars Norman does too this that's a beautiful little car understand like guys like seriously this car is a perfect size car it's like it's intimate it feels like you're in a toy that's right you're driving it around it's like you're in a ride like Mark Norman is in a ride and it's not particularly fast it doesn't handle all that great but but what it does is it it it represents like this weird connection between a person and a machine you got that right and it put it put BMW back on the map look at this you don't understand look at this [ __ ] car this is a dope ass little car thank you I love it and I love to drive stick on this car by the way I got a boner looking at these videos I was thinking I was thinking about getting one myself yeah driv through the village you guys ever hop in a you ever hop in a 2018 Chevy Cruz hit the next page out didn't you guys don't understand what this is this is a beautiful little car I no is gay as [ __ ] I'm not gay so I drive a [ __ ] Chevy Cruz dude what's a Chevy Cruz y Google Chevy Cruz dude that we talked about this too didn't we no I don't think so I think we did I think it's another repeat he looks great it's a uh it's like a a hybrid right oh boy it's it's nice Chevy cre that's like a rent car that's how you get the r it's a tight little ride top level listen Mark Norman is in like a time machine when he's driving that car around dude it's I'm all over it it's so fun to shift it it's good time I mean it's no Cruise a [ __ ] vehicle that's a Ted Cruz oh what a ni ride that's what you like by the way let me ask you a question do you hate life yeah do you ha I know you make some money so I want to show you something pull up uh 20 2022 uh Shelby Mustang GT500 uhoh this is what you need in your life I'm I'm big to look at me and look at that uhoh and I want I want to this is like 900 horsepower that's a cobra 900 [ __ ] horsepower who needs that Shane listen to me do you want to have fun do you want you want to be in a car where every time you hit the gas you're
like alive you feel it you don't have to drive fast you just know you're right riding a [ __ ] americanmade Dragon you're riding an americanmade Dragon around the city what were you about to say Mark you are you driving a golf cart he needs a cuz after the beers it can drive itself good to go I I would recommend a driver and not drive drunk with a Tesla but I would say that if you're going to drive a car sober this is what you need in your life Shane killis you need a goddamn Mustang he's got a helmet on look at that has to that thing goes 0 to 60 in 3 second [ __ ] guy drive that thing that's a preposterously fast vehicle and it's fun it's fun the thing you drive is boring as [ __ ] new cars cing that silver with the black stripes in the right hand corner yeah look at that yeah it's like a woman imagine pulling up to that every day Shane Gillis instead of that [ __ ] economical vehicle that you have while you're pretending you're not killing it on the road get yourself a real American vehicle right there go you pretend that's funny what do you guys throw them M at each other how dare you dude that's a Mike Tyson jacket uh label you're sober as a bird dude you're a coward look at look at the Bro D having our crumb dreams that's what a bro does he's like a blues musician you're on heroin this is bleeding gum anal over here have you ever been around a guy on heroin before my sister was addicted to heroin oh no really yeah what was that like real bummer really is she clean clean now she she actually yo definitely she's doing heroin yeah I guess the alleyway but for real she she also had cancer oh and heroin oh [ __ ] J Jesus beat both oh [ __ ] out them Gillis peasant jeans those strong peasant peasant jeans dude that's what it is man real she's like nothing can kill it they survived the plague that's why they're here beat heroin and cancer and damn all three at the same time bro nothing holy [ __ ] nothing to a monster dude isn't that funny like some people are just more sturdy you got that right I mean it's just genes it's genetic it's all genetic for some people for sure they can just get through stuff you know isn't it crazy to think about back
in the old days people just died most people just you had to be strong well think about how many people are alive today people have been around for a long time think about how long it took us to get so safe yeah are you gonna puke Ari no don't let him hit you with things and don't retaliate either cuz your hand ey coordination is going to be blocked by my head please please please by the way for cancer Co and heroin good for her peace praise Allah in Allah SS like already trying to order AR's watching that Hitler video play out in his head back to the bus yes you gotta stand up for your people we're we're gonna play another Hitler video uh Jamie find one what about M I want to I just want to see one I feel like we watched like one of kennison's early videos I'm like yeah yeah yeah you got to see the one where he's on HBO I I've never seen now with the the the the danger field I never either okay let's hear this one though here this 35 million views give me it give me some volume 35 million views if you look at the way he's moving his hands and clenching his fist the passion I mean undeniably evil dude that gu sick energy that guy was done with you guys the energy in his words now let's see ma let's see ma talk yeah I don't know much about ma what no you know what's funny about ma are there videos of ma there's one part well ma Ma's the the death there can't be videos of ma death numbers under ma are like when did he die 50 million when did ma die wait a what year what year are we talking about uh I don't I don't know videos of yeah they are really yeah dude he was he post World War II what [Music] world AR's dead he was post to if Ari dies can I have his shoes yeah he's hurting yeah this is what happens dog oh [ __ ] Shane keeps drinking this what happen he's done he's done Ari oh [ __ ] you going to throw up please leave the room now puking the cooler puking the cooler boy you Hawk Down holy [ __ ] he's done hey we got to keep an eye on him what if he dies will you feel bad yeah of course he dies of alcohol poisoning no you can't die of alcohol poison jarious J like give me some water give give him some water
that's not going to help at this point no he's done here's here's M listen what's he say B's reading off his notes that's [ __ ] what is [Laughter] it let me hear I do he bombed no he back it up again and give me some volume so I can hear Ma at his finest yeah hold on let me get these two for cleaning them out yeah you going to puke in there it's coming any second where's Ma I don't know's going to puke that's a big uh crowd there uh oh AR's done I'm good you guys going he might puke really don't throw up in here don't puke in here we end this I think we should end this here you bring Mercy back get him an IV oh let's get him an IV y Jesus s damn some guys can't handle their but light I would say that I'm disappointed in you but I'm not this is exactly what I expected that was an honorable [ __ ] death yeah like ma you're you like one of those guys that you know fought Tyson in the 80s Ari yes you gave a like Bruce seld you thought you had a shot yeah and then you saw him and you're like [ __ ] with the bud lights were Spinx yes well no the bud lights were Tyson really right the Bud Lights took him out hold on let me get a picture let me get this dude yeah this is probably his worst defeat ever like losing to me in sober October was a given that was going to happen damn but but losing to you in a drinking challenge I think he for whatever weird delusion he th thought through sheer will he could power down enough Bud Lights to keep up with you plus weed plus some whiskey yeah but fed very little whiskey but look at how calm Shane is this is the most shocking thing about all of it it puts it in perspective as he cracks open a new one he can still talk Shane what do you think we should do about Ukraine you know what I think we should keep sending them billions and billions of dollars meanwhile uh the Gras oh man he's thrown up oh is he puking oh mad M disease okay damn what what a podc that's a lot of lotas make sure you keep it in the bucket okay pal we call him Dr drel I'm going to have a uh I got
some paper towel oh [ __ ] by your left shoulder that's a lot of this brings me back to the old Fear Factor days kids not bacon what a podcast I've been here before I've seen more people puked than 99% of the population oh poor bastard oh that's a lot of Y pop hooray damn that made me want to puke is the door still open from before you open in case he wanted to get out here well it is 4:40 and we have been at this for a while have we not a man of shevitz you want to keep going or you want to keep we keep going I think we should keep going while he pukes we got a lot to talk about yeah you son of a [ __ ] with your chin strap I like how you're telling it you're telling it through the entire show H tell still wears that [ __ ] around his chin really occasionally I see photos on his Instagram everybody else is maskless and he's got a chin strap on damn well you know getting up there I think he's want he wants to be respectful yeah yeah exactly he such a nice guy greaty he did it the other night on stage and I was like I think I think he's doing it as like a joke oh like he pulls it down he always says I'm going to Raw Dog this and it's kills that's hilarious I don't want to give away his act you already did [ __ ] ah [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] he's the funniest guy I saw I don't know if I've told the story funniest thing I ever saw a tell do we're at the cellar there's these two Hispanic women in the front row they're not laughing and everybody's warning everybody else like watch out these two women are going to Stone Face you whatever nobody tells a tale he puts a cigarette out he runs on stage and he goes oh what happened ladies did Selena die again they lost it the crowd lost it the comics lost it it was a beautiful moment there he is he's one of the best ever man really is he's like uh one of those Hidden Treasures right he is because I think we sing his Praises as much as possible but I don't think the general public is truly aware of how godamn good he is agreed he's one of the best of all time right oh funniest guy on the planet he's so good on stage off stage especially at at the The Cellar where he'll just roast you if you're just walking around also loved by everybody he saw me one night like going to the bathroom walking out and he was
like Shane must had a good set he's still hanging out I was like oh this mother yeah he get Ari is trying to contribute while his face is in his own puke whatever whatever he says I wish I could see F off that's hilarious [ __ ] off all right um can we get already some Med basically 5:00 p.m. and I think you guys need to try to attempt something with this gentleman um before the uh kill Tony tonight which is only in a few hours and I don't know what we're going to be able to do to help yeah oh boy may get some food in the boy food is good we need food okay um carbs why carbs this Shane what are your upcoming dates where you at uh I'm in Australia in August [ __ ] Australia's are you worried they're going to hold you as a prisoner cuz your thoughts on Co maybe they're they're actually the gayest I don't think it's a gay I think it's authoritarian yeah but that authoritarianism is gay yeah like Dom submissive oh man he's still PUK herera uh oh he's still throwing up in Shan gill.com cooler shane.com still yaking yeah Shan shane.com some guys can't do it Shane M gillis. what's a count though what's a count though he shut the [ __ ] up AR you can't drink any more beer J how many how many of those are yours Jamie he's got a bottle of piss and a bucket of puke two two Shane bottle bucket of puke that's how we end this uh Mark Norman where you going to be hey hey I'm all over the road Irvine Improv uh Mark Norman comedy.com we might be drunk Tuesdays with stories we're all over the road check it out I'm gay selling baby formerly after the show you great great follow on Instagram as well very funny follow on Instagram don't be mean don't be mean about the baby is he throwing up again it's a big one we're going hard uh I believe it's ara.com um his special he just finished filming I heard it went great I heard it went better than the amount of puke that just came out of his [ __ ] mouth I can smell it yet yeah I smell it too I I did warn him though did I not warn him throw I told him he was going to throw up though right I'm like if you're going to throw up let me know he I saw it coming about an hour ago Jamie thank God you're
on the ball cuz imagine if that bucket was not there well he didn't use the bucket he used the cooler but the cool or whatever bucket I tried okay I just heard another oh my oh uh July 1st I'll be at the MGM Grand Caso with Hans Kim Brian Simpson and Tony Hinchcliffe I love Simpson that should be real fun Joe rogan.com fly too I am happy to a lot of guys were talking like oh it's just Bud Light anybody can do it yeah turn out it's a little harder than it looks it's a good point you gave the boy a thrashing a sound a sound threr it's just water man amaz thing is how you've you've maintained your composure I probably more composed now that's ear I was little silent yeah you're more yourself with a couple of bl's you an impressive creature um that's it ladies and gentlemen uh protect our parks for in the books wear the shirts yeah we got to get them make soon soon uh seriously one of the most fun things I ever do I love it I love it love I love you guys I love you too Ari good luck Ari Ari AR's dead AR you want to say goodbye to everybody hey how'd that Park go that you protected you dumbass that's it wrap it up close on that good night bye [Music] [Applause] [Music]