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[Music] all day [Music] we have to be really careful that we don't catch on fire oh yeah that would be really awesome i mean it would be horrible for us i mean we have fake hair and plastic robes on not good i mean these are nylon robes and nylon hair we wouldn't be like michael jackson this it would be the michael jackson oh he caught on fire he's got a pepsi commercial yeah right yeah that really [ __ ] him up apparently that was the beginning of the end yeah well i think the end was like already i think it was already he was already white by then you can't say that was the beginning of the end that dude was you know many plastic surgeries and he's one of those cat like eddie bravo used to say that like that eddie that um michael jackson's plastic surgeon does not advertise that he's michael jackson's plastic surgeon you imagine you have the biggest star in the world and you do his plastic surgery you're like not me not me yeah no that yeah his like it was insane how much they shaved that guy's face down it was like they made his nose like a tiny european girl's nose yeah like a four-year-old's nose yeah horrible his heart shrunk it down and it was caving in apparently he wasn't fall off or something they said i don't know if that's a real see if you can get a photo because i think there was there was an issue see if you can find a photo it's really scary though man like them imagine oh look at the one in the lower right corner oh my god jesus christ hi that's what it looked like in real life so if you saw it in real life that's what you would see why do you think i would hurt a child oh he's got a bandage on it that's why i look slow because it's caving in see the right side of it looks like it's gone looks like a hole there doesn't it seems like his eyes have somehow been enlarged or something like well it's that same operation that i think they do with uh it's like very popular in south korea where they trim your lids they give it they give them that anime

look oh god look at that nose that is wild man yeah he kept going see the the nose he had on the right was like slightly less ridiculous than the nose on the left that could be a pers a first oh wait yeah the one on the right is probably a prosthetic that he puts on because if you look at the very see that like the bridge it looks like he painted something or right it looks a little sketchy yeah see that little hole on the right nostril above the right nostril in the when the bandage that's where it looks like it's caving in and that might have been what was happening to him like look at that photo right there that you had your cursor on earlier the real creepy one right above it yeah that one but wait look at that one what the [ __ ] man that looks that's like when i try to make something out of clay when i try to make a human face and try to make it look real realistic yeah [Laughter] can you i'm sorry the reflection in his glasses though what was that man can you pull up satan no look zoom in on that is that a tank what is that yeah he's in russia right now it's uh he is a part of the resistance what what is that though what is that massive that is what is that looks like a you know it's really crazy look at the photo that they just showed when you go back to all those photos where it showed him as a young man like look at that that was him in 1980 wow and then by 1983 he was already [ __ ] with his nose he was trimming you see like in 1980 it was he looked great like that's what he's supposed to look like yeah so he kept he kept going he kept going so it looked like the first [ __ ] he had done is in the 70s look at that 75 to 79 again that one that you just showed look at the difference like by 79 it looks like he had already had summer some work done oh the poor bastard holy [ __ ] man like right there if he stopped right there he looks great

you know he doesn't look crazy he got to a point where you know it's the same thing that anorexic have they can't body dysmorphia they can't see it's like us wearing these wigs we think we look good we don't think i look good i think i look like how is how is this the number one podcast in the world explain that i can't you know explain that what we're doing here yeah is what we used to do well yeah same thing exactly exactly the same thing yeah it's weird it doesn't make any sense it does i mean but you don't you try to actively not think about that yeah because if you think about it you'll go crazy it's like touching an electric fence or something you lose your [ __ ] mind and then you won't be able to do it anymore it's just like you have to understand and we all do somewhere but you're you're alive in the middle of this experience and it's playing out where no one feels comfortable no one understands what's happening no one knows what life really is no one not a single person and yet we're all calling upon other people for guidance and leadership yeah and support we look to like powerful leaders like that's why me included everyone is so excited that elon musk is trying to buy twitter like yes the great one he's the super intelligent leader type character right that seems to have great ethics and morals too he seems to be like a guy that if you had a movie character and the movie character was this like super billionaire who didn't give a [ __ ] yeah like but he was like super [ __ ] smart and he was really genuinely working to save humanity yeah that's that guy dude here's the thing this is the scariest thing of all when you realize that guy's not gonna save anybody he's not gonna he's gonna make things funny and like a lot of what he's doing is so cool and and if he buys twitter it's gonna be

one of the funniest things ever and it's it helps me understand why it would be awesome to be a billionaire because finally i would think okay if i was a billionaire i would be trolling so hard all the time with all this money i would buy fake commercials for products that seemed vaguely real you would be the best billionaire ever it would be so fun just they would all be like your ads and your podcast yeah exactly i would do oh i would that i would have an entire department just dedicated to putting chaos into the world for fun can i stop you right here and just tell you you i admire your commercials so much you have the best commercials in all of podcasts by far thanks they're funny they're and they're ridiculous and they're creative and like i always feel bad that i just do a regular commercial after i listen to yours you do right you should it's like to me too much work it's fun it is a lot of work but it's funny that you get to advertise to me yes it's so funny to imagine that any company is letting me advertise for them something and that makes me feel gleeful when i'm doing it and it's cool that most of them are cool with it well the way you're doing it is so fun it's so fun it's like clearly just fun yeah and this is delicious this is so good ma'am so good but you know man like musk he's finally doing the thing if i were a billionaire for sure it's like oh i'll just buy twitter can i buy twitter let's see what happens he doesn't care i think he does care do you think he cares yeah i can't tell he does genuinely he's concerned about censorship freedom of speech yes he's very he said freedom of speech is someone you don't like excuse me freedom of speech is someone you don't like saying something you don't want to hear he goes they have to have that right yeah it's essential to a democracy and most people objectively agree the problem is he gets scared because they see how like mobs of people can move in a very negative direction right i think people if there's a real concern like i am in no way supporting censorship clearly right

absolutely the opposite but i understand why people are concerned about large groups of people being really shitty and all right and getting on the social media platforms that they've done they've done this campaign over the last few years to like silence certain voices stop aggressive people stop people being shitty to people get in yeah isn't some some of that is good right sure like doc stop doxxing stop people are threatening people stop people who are harassing people but it's like where does it end and how do you know you don't that's where that's where it's [ __ ] weird because if you just let wild free speech like there's going to be a but like there's a bunch of people on like 4chan and those kind of places and they're saying stuff just for fun right because nobody knows who they are and they can just say it and they don't [ __ ] mean it yeah they're saying because it's a crazy thing to say if you're at work in a job you hate sitting in your cubicle and you decide to make a frog with a nazi outfit on and it doesn't mean you're a real nazi and it doesn't mean it's in the word it's edge lord edge lording it's an edge lord those people are they're confined to small corners of the internet right now and if if you just let them loose if you let the frog people loose yeah like you remember the frog people during the trunk the trump campaign yeah of course they took over the frog the frog guy the guy was so sad i had him on my podcast he's very cool what did he say just what you're what the [ __ ] the frog was never a nazi the frog was like funny and sweet was he upset they took his frog yeah it was just i think it would be a little bit like the first person who had the hitler mustache wow you know what i mean like imagine and then hitler sees it and he's like god that's [ __ ] cool i'm gonna start having a mustache like that you're like no it's like that but also you know i don't i don't know how many people know that like the they discovered an egyptian god and

again this could all be trolling keck the god of chaos who happens to be a frog so yeah what was what so within that whatever that was an actual like chaos magic was being they were calling it meme magic or whatever but they were all they were like actively doing chaos magic and a lot of their rituals seem to have worked to some degree so yeah i know you mean like the the the quest like the question is in a world where we don't even know how many of these people are human who are writing [ __ ] on twitter or wherever look at what gpt what is it three or two the ai that like completely imitates human beings like have you ever gone to the explain how that works so it's a neural network that can be programmed to different personalities that can imitate human speech well enough that they can leave messages and you don't know for sure if it's a human or not wow so if you go to on reddit there's a subreddit which is the ai bots arguing with each other oh my god on the reddit and like once i left that up and i remember i was just reading it thinking i was on the front page of reddit and getting really engaged and the arguments these bots were having with each other it's that convincing so the freedom of speech thing runs into okay of course it's like a no-brainer humanist ideal human should be able to say whatever they want this is this is like the most important way that we we must have some kind of debate or discourse where one person is allowed to be a complete [ __ ] right and not because we want [ __ ] because hopefully in the discussion some bit of truth will sink down into their consciousness and they will grow as a person that i think that's what their roots is that's the hope that's the hope but what is what if the person is a robot uh is an ai device that is being made to have certain personalities that represent demographics that you're trying to manipulate as a corporation or a state or whatever at that point

is it freedom of speech are bots allowed to have freedom of speech this is this is the uh what i one of the things musk was saying he might do with twitter which i think is brilliant anyone can get the stupid blue check mark you pay for it and you have to verify yourself so that like you're we know you're a real person right meaning that it would be too expensive for the bot swarms to function it would it would go from being like if you have a blue check mark whatever you're something or whatever to if you don't have a blue check mark you're probably a bot and so then we eliminate all the ai all the [ __ ] state-sponsored shills all the people who've spent years and years and years building these fake identities online like they're like uh farming personalities because you know in the old days somebody tweets some [ __ ] and you're like what the [ __ ] is that and you go and look at their account and it's like three days old so it has less credibility but they've been growing these personalities for years so you go and look at their tweets and it kind of looks like a person mixed in with their interminable tweets about some political issue like only an insane person every three minutes tweeting something or like went to the pool with dairy today you know what i mean in some weird distant picture of a pool so it kind of seems like a real person anyway the point is the freedom of speech issue is uh right now we're running into the problem of brand new technologies that aren't even human that are being designed to influence public discourse in a way that's going to push the needle towards whatever it is right whatever your laws your corporation wants whatever some the state wants and we know for sure they're being implemented that way [ __ ] yeah these bot swarms they found what they found uh in the ukraine they found like one of these like creepy shells of phones it's just phones oh i've seen those but i didn't know they were running an ai i thought like people were

manually typing in messages because i know they were doing that first i think both both i mean both things are happening yeah like you know it's a pr firm basically you know politicians have publicists too isn't it wild though that that's the best way to defeat america is to get people separate from each other arguing with with each other and lose all faith in the democratic process yeah sure all faith in democracy you lose all faith powerful weapon man it's like it's amazing we dropped an atom bomb multiple times on cities filled with people the united states did that everyone knows that so our karma we've got some [ __ ] up karma man you know what i mean so so like that so the problem with these atom bombs biggest problem with atom bomb is i mean aside from the fact that it kills random people and is is horrible it irradiates the it irradiates the ground the buildings so you so there's no plundering to be had if you you traditional war you plunder whether you however you want to make it look you're plundering if i nuke you i can no longer plunder so this is why biological weapons popped like are desirable because then it burns out the biome in the area wait a little bit and then you can go plunder but even better than that get into the [ __ ] minds of the people in the country that you want to invade and then just change their mind so that the country shifts into what you wanted that country to be now you didn't even have to do anything except they're yours they're believing in you and then in that the country starts falling apart the cia by the way this is one of the things they do they go into other countries they cause like disturbances and then it collapses i mean it's a classic weapon of war so anyway yeah obviously we might be the entire united states and probably other countries might currently be irradiated not by like obvious radiation but by bad data created by artificial intelligence bots that have been programmed to swarm social media and give the impression that there was some

like something happening that wasn't even happening at all you know why when i get the most suspicious that someone's a bot when they have an american flag next to their name oh yeah that's a bot i automatically assume that's a bot yeah i see that i go oh they're they're one of those fake like you know god before country people that's right you know it's so [ __ ] weird joe it's so [ __ ] there must be so many of them there's so many and they're like forming arguments out there dude they okay imagine a hundred years ago sitting in a town hall there's a debate going on a lively debate about some new law you want to impose and somebody stands up and he's like i'm all for the law and then you know just starts malfunctioning smoking or it's a [ __ ] robot we've been invaded by robots this would be a horror movie it would be a horror movie but that's what's happening now it's just doing it through texts yeah they're doing it through and that's way more effective anyway yeah they're getting it you're addicted to your phone they're getting to you through your phone and you're getting all these hot takes that are designed to sow the seeds of of of anger and distrust and yeah the tribalism between the two sides it's never been stronger when i was a kid like your neighbor could be a republican this guy could be a democrat yeah nobody cared like they'd mock you about this you'd mock them about that yeah everybody could be friends you could be friends with people who were right-wing now it's like they're the enemy yeah it's very bizarre yeah that's true man very bizarre it's very [ __ ] bizarre i mean yeah the the iron i mean i grew up i grew up with bro and my dad was a republican you know so i grew up in that i grew up having to be friends with like republicans or right-wingers right who knew most of my takes on things but they're

very polite yeah there was none of this [ __ ] of like wait what do you think why do you think that it was usually like considered real like we grew up in the south so it's considered incredibly impolite to bring up like politics yeah any of that stuff you sort of just kept it to yourself i've had some people get aggressive with their opinions about stuff especially because i was a bernie sanders supporter you got a lot of people for that really stupid but it's like to to be that connected to your idea that you're going to be like angry talking to someone who has a different idea yeah just like why this is not a good way to do this like don't get mad that someone thought that maybe some of bernie sanders ideas weren't the worst ideas yeah maybe maybe it'd be interesting having something like that running things yeah what would it be like we've never had anything like that before he's he doesn't seem like a greedy guy who's gonna make horrible deals that are gonna damage the environment he seems like he's got a lot of positives yeah what was it he did what wait why don't people like it well he's a democratic socialist and uh it's not like completely socialism it's like a mixture of socialism and i guess i i guess some capitalism someone would have to explain it better but essentially he thinks that there should be a bunch of things that we pay into with uh our tax money and uh a lot of those things would help benefit the greater good of the country like free education like absolving student debt you know like raising the minimum wage like there's a bunch he he was pitching a bunch of different things yeah that got people super uncomfortable like this guy's not trying to make money like this guy's gotta [ __ ] this up for us that's right well i mean look when our politicians are making so much dough you know then they don't want they don't want to pay into those taxes it's a lot of money they they pay a lot of money to politicians for speeches they pay a lot of money to politicians for books and i'm not saying they shouldn't be able to

make a lot of money like god bless you that's not what i'm saying i'm just saying it's like it's it's a business and you can influence people with that business you can influence the way people think about things you can influence and you could hire a team of robots to go swarm your idea through the internet that's right and you can make it seem like everybody opposes this idea is racist everybody opposes this idea is sexist yeah transphobic or this or that but all you're doing is stirring up [ __ ] and you don't care how it gets stirred up because [ __ ] begets [ __ ] yeah and as soon as you get some [ __ ] stirred up people slinging it around well their kids are going to learn how to throw some [ __ ] too and then the next generation is going to be a [ __ ] tosser as well that's right and then it's going to be a normal thing like being heated arguments with people all the time online and i never believe anything it's imagine if we found out that a lot of mainstream news was run by russia and that these little tiny subtle lies that they say yeah every now and then to make you lose your faith in the veracity of the [ __ ] news source that you're getting yeah man imagine dude of course it is all chinese funded or you will i mean it's like okay it's the it's not so i think one of the problems is people imagine it to be a little more cut and dry than it is i think it's a little more subtle than than like just getting paid off but what what we do know obviously there is an incredible imbalance when it comes to wealth on the planet we've got [ __ ] oligarchs like you when you hear about the [ __ ] that they're confiscating from these people wild 50 houses 750 million dollar yachts being complicated yeah so this imbalance in in wealth is so extreme that it's created an incredible greed or in some people and just a basic need to have food and shelter or whatever but so but when you have that much money it is i imagine it's fairly easy to in a very subtle way start doing psyops for whatever it is

and in in those psyops campaigns the first thing you're going to want to go for is people who are any kind of mouthpiece in the world like tucker carlson who the russian press was like applauding for his reporting and stuff so it you know people are like [ __ ] he's paid off by the russians now is he i doubt it but i there i wouldn't be surprised if people who used to call themselves the kgb and mastered a master distorting reality i wouldn't be surprised if some way shape or form they were puppeteering him a little bit just trying to get to him a little bit you know what i mean how how does one do that tell do it in your best russian accent i can't do a russian accent i don't mean russian i mean whatever like what any country so it's like this here's how you do it this is the way you [ __ ] do it it happened to me because once when ted cruz was running against what's his name the guy who wanted to legalize weed uh people didn't like him the democrat guy plato yeah people didn't like him i was like so i retweeted beta aurora giving some speech i liked him he wants to legalize weed you know what i mean legalize weed it's great biden was supposed to do that yeah well yeah but right after i retweeted him all of a sudden i start getting messages from people using the word [ __ ] god damn it now i can't remember the word uh why a demigogue demigod so all of a sudden i'm getting tweets from random people being like do you really want to retweet a demi goat i can't even i don't know if it's gog or ghost i think it's gog i don't think i've ever read it exactly it's a and i but i remember thinking that's a cool [ __ ] word the first time someone said that to me then the next god demi god sounds amazing that's awesome that's like something from stranger things i get exactly a gorgon or yeah a demigod so i i get a another demigod and then another demigod message and then i'm like oh my god these are

people working at a cubicle who have been told to send tweets at people who say anything positive about beto o'rourke but one of them said duncan i really am sorry about what happened to your mom but i it's upsetting to me to see someone retweeting a demigod and that's when i freaked out because it's like wait a minute i went to her account this is like a middle-aged right-wing republican lady american flag was all over her [ __ ] account real person acting like a real person but no one who would really be listening to my podcast enough to know about my mom dying and certainly would not be like sticking up for ted cruz randomly on the internet so that's when i realized oh [ __ ] if you have a certain number of followers they've got a little file on you somewhere and that little that little file goes into informs their tweets at you or it could just be some crazy republican lady who likes you but she said demigod right after three people said it but a lot of people probably have been saying it and people automatically pick up on things that people say and they just repeat them this is just the simplest explanation without like some grand conspiracy i think we are we should have duncan i would probably i would say that it was probably okay so and again i don't want to seem like i have such hubris to even imagine that but oh there's definitely a file on you yeah but that lady there's crazy people out there bro yeah there's a lot of those like austin rednecks i'm just saying if you want to get to somebody the way you do it is in a really subtle way over time and have it happening from a lot of different angles expressing different versions of the same idea that helps push the needle and that's how you do it so the person wouldn't really recognize that a kind of propaganda beam is being blasted at them through their social medias and it's being uh it's coordinated organized and designed not to do anything more than get shift their opinion a little bit not even that much and just get them arguing about stuff exactly and then the thing about arguing is people rarely come to a resolution

where they're both happy generally speaking one person wins the other person feels bad one person thinks that person's a dick for you know harping on them about something it's very rare that someone goes goddammit i was i was wrong and then he was right and you know i need to apologize to him i need to figure this out that's a rare person it's great when people can do that yeah but it's a rare person who has a disagreement with someone and changes their mind we're [ __ ] stubborn and we instead of really trying to figure out what's right and what's wrong most of the time we're trying to we're trying to win an argument we're trying to win with better sentences and better facts and we're trying to look smarter that's what we're trying to do yeah and when when people just argue they start arguing about other [ __ ] if you beat someone with some argument you want to argue with them about other stuff there's this one guy at work and he always wanted to argue about stuff it wasn't aggressive but it was always it was annoying and one time i go dude every time we talk you just want to argue yeah i go i don't we could just talk like we don't we don't have to argue about stuff like he would he goes well i'd like to see you challenged i go look come on man we're just at work he said what i like to see you challenged he's just when he's essentially saying he likes to argue and he wanted me to argue with him like people some people enjoy arguing and they're not even doing it in a way that's mean yeah they're just they just want to disagree right they just want to see well someone could look at it from this perspective oh my god bro oh my god everything's everything we're talking about dairy yeah yeah you know it's like i don't i can't talk about with not everything not everything yeah i know man that's that but i think that is one of the problems is that yeah what you know reality can be looked at from a million different angles and it's hard for us to do that yeah it's hard for us to take into consideration someone else's perspective oh my god very hard yeah

well it's considered i mean it's considered off limits you know like you know what i mean like try to put yourself in jeffrey dahmer's shoes you ever do that oh jesus christ well that's what i'm saying but yeah that to catch people like that they have to become them oh my god but you ever think about that like how how far away from being jeffrey dahmer was like how many bad turns or weird moments do you think that a guy like that because he he was one of the rare ones that had like a normal family life right well yeah it seems like he had like his parents seemed just kind of like normal yeah yeah that was a weird one like most of the time there's like abuse and foster care or something yeah some great hurt that's put on them yeah yeah it's it's it's like the like to me this thing you're talking about yeah is we're gonna get better at it as a species and what that is is putting away the aggression that's normal aggression happens when animals feel confronted so we we still have that so you feel confronted in any way even if it's a small disagreement some weird animal part of you starts hissing and some people listen to that and then they're like [ __ ] and then they get weird when they're having the debate with somebody because the animal is hissing through whatever they're saying so if you can put that away and then you look at the person and recognize this is just me after a bunch of weird turns i would have been this person yeah and then somewhere in there you can really have like an actual chat with a person because at least you're if if that creature and if the thing inside of them starts hissing and then that makes a thing inside of you start hissing then you're basically just having a seizure or something disguised as a conversation you're just barking it's like when you walk by a yard and your dog starts screaming at each other you know i don't think that the dogs are like

i think there's just they don't i think it's like when a dog barks it's like when we sneeze like they can't control it all of a sudden it's like and the other one's barking i'm just saying if we are debating with all this aggression i don't even know if we're human at that moment i think we're just hissing at each other and pretending what we're saying has some kind of importance in the world i mean it would probably be healthier to just like instead of uh you know angrily fighting with somebody right because sometimes when people are talking they're not really saying anything anyway they're just barking at each other exactly just dogs yapping at each other online the most depressing thing ever imagine if everyone alive is at their essence the exact same thing just interacting with the rest of the universe through different biological filters yeah but like everyone's the exact same thing whether you're born in china whether you're born in pittsburgh doesn't matter it's just you're going through different biological filters and different life experiences yeah to interact with the universe but you the same what makes you makes me it's the same thing i'm just going through this body you're going through that body i'm going through this path you're going through that path that's the same thing at the core whether it's male or female whether it's boy or girl or gay or straight or it doesn't matter it's the same thing yeah it's the biological filter of being a different human being with a different life experience in a different part of the world that's what's different imagine imagine how wild the world would be if we could really lock onto that idea it'd be a christian world joe that's a christian idea right love your neighbor as yourself yeah and but i think that people when they hear that they don't realize how radical a statement that is because it's saying no no that's you that's you that's you that's you that's you that's you and

then and then so at that point you have to you really probably want to help other people more because in the way because we're all kind of helping ourselves all the time you know like so then if you really recognize someone who's that's just you it [ __ ] up everything man how are you going to do war right if you're it's a if that's you how are you gonna drop a nuclear bomb on 500 000 years yeah exactly how are you going to do anything like aggressive to people around you that are just versions of you you agree it [ __ ] up the whole it's a it's a problem if you want to live in a world of conflict well if we are doing what it seems we're doing which is like the human race is becoming more and more technologically integrated with each other yeah i wonder if what's going to happen with us in the future is similar to what happened with the internet because if the powers that be that turned on the internet and made it public for the whole world if they had any [ __ ] idea would it shake up this would be to all things all things the education system athletics everything culture music everything changes free speech unprecedented ability to express yourself about things yeah this is uh i think they would have never let that genie out of the bottom we would've been stuck in the [ __ ] stone ages if all the world governments had a heads up on what this was gonna be they'd be like no [ __ ] cell phones no [ __ ] cell phones don't give them the phones they'd be like no that's giving everybody cancer they would make a cancer campaign and everybody talk about brain cancers brain cancer i think that probably if that conversation happened there would be another person who's like actually i think we can hypnotize them through the rectangles so that we get them to do more stuff that we want problem is there's no no them there's no them hypnotize them you're in it too [ __ ] you're addicted to your goddamn phone too and the people that are programming these [ __ ] apps are addicted to their phones yeah the people that are creating

these social media apps that have everybody addicted are also addicted to their phones right yeah it's fascinating man oh it's wild i think it's this is the i okay so this is an idea that i had the other day freaked me out a little bit uh okay i was just thinking about those and i know we've talked about these [ __ ] zombie ants so many times on this podcast but that fungus it infects the ants takes over their brains okay so like i was just i just had this scary thought like oh my god that's that's what technology is it's just some kind of parasitic alien spirit that has descended on the planet is making us make it increasingly powerful and with the intent eventually of reducing us to nothing other than like some kind of herd and then you in the sense that it's like that we really are vr addiction to these things we are just like summoning an ai that is gonna be way better than us at everything matter of time matter of time instantaneously yeah and it's one of the things that elon's warned us all against he's like it's scarier than anything else that we have in development right now yeah man it could be a life form man and it seems like it is it seems like we slept on it and we only thought that life forms were things that biologically grew like they grew with water or they grew with photosynthesis you know we we only thought they ate things and that's how they they [ __ ] and they got bigger we didn't think of technology as being this like ever improving thing that's directly connected to materialism which is one of our most common obsessions like human beings like super common to be obsessed with materials matter yeah just [ __ ] collect collecting stamps like yeah that's how goofy we are we collect things yeah right you know yeah we're very like yeah it's certainly like if you wanted to like take over uh species just look at what they're into then figure out a way to like get in between that and then you've got them

and got it you got them yeah and we're just working on it we're working on it day in and day out just trying to make something that's smarter and better than us and and and we're going to [ __ ] we're it's probably already been done i mean that's a scary thing nick bostrom super intelligence it's an awesome book but he just points out that by the time a super intelligence if one gets created via technology it's not like they're gonna make an announcement that it was made they're gonna not say anything and they're gonna let that super intelligence direct them and then in that they're going to make decisions they're going to let it make big decisions so we wouldn't even know that our planet was being harmonized by a super intelligent ai until maybe never yeah why would it let us know i mean it could absolutely already be running things it's just doing this accelerated technological shift in society yeah doing it at a pace that's tolerable yeah like it's inevitable and it's just like forcing it along at a pace that's tolerable yeah man what if it's in control of all those bot farms well that's what i'm saying no yeah and so yeah maybe yeah it is it is scary the scariest thing is that people are fighting over some of the stupidest [ __ ] right now when winter is coming when this stuff is coming man it's like really coming it's coming and this is not going to be like the [ __ ] we're arguing over right now this is going to be something that is like so increasingly seductive that it becomes irresistible this is going to be some irobot [ __ ] is what it's going to be yeah like that could be real yeah man i don't know that friend is working on i don't think that's real yeah it is next year shut up production i told you to shut up jamie you're gonna ruin it all um i'm getting one for sure i'm gonna get one a teacher jiu jitsu great joe that's just what we need i wanna strangling strangling bots i wanna sparring that's how it starts then it uploads whatever you teach it in jiu jitsu it's what if you could trust your bot to let go when you tap

like that would be a pretty good bot if a bot can know like exactly how hard to get you like in an arm bar yeah that's what the bot tells you right before it strangles you to death it's like look i'm gonna get you so close duncan i have to tell you a secret what i've been operating at only ten percent of my strength up until now no okay look look i'm sorry or you know you walk in on it [ __ ] your wife what about that like these bots are gonna they're gonna disrupt society way beyond what we're seeing right now and it's and again it's like there is no way to stop it we have opened a portal i don't know what the portal is to but flowing out of that portal are our ai personalities that have already gotten into our discourse that are about to be animated by robots already are animated by those creepy [ __ ] darpa bots that like they try to they have them do these little dances to calm us down about them and it just makes them seem more sinister you know what i'm talking about yes they like how does that how do we think that's gonna work out like how do you think having a super fast dog creature that shoots guns or poison darts or some stroboscopic light or releases some pheromone or whatever it does that like when you get around it to fight it you're like you know what i kind of see things your way by you know like you know what about because this is the the right now freedom of speech is one of the scary things about it is you can manipulate and seduce people with lies to make them do horrible things like look at heaven's gate sure so this is that one of the scary things about it is speech is a way to hack someone's nervous system and humans are some humans are pretty [ __ ] good at it so if humans can do it then what can an ai do and what if that ai can like actually scan your you know scan thermal readouts from your

brain and understand what you're thinking or or like notice eye dilation or you know detect some scent that you're emitting that informs how it manipulates you we're going to be manipulated by these things potentially even if we get to understand the human nervous system enough why wouldn't there be some technology that replaces memories why would for sure it's going to be right it's like photos replace drawings you just have to draw things show me your house this is yeah my roof looks like you'd have to draw a picture of it yeah dude so now so that's to me that's where [ __ ] gets really scary it's like a weapon that can replace your memories yeah so that suddenly you just remember a completely different life than the one that you had or how about this what about a solar flare that blows out your fuse yeah now you don't remember anything and you're just sitting there with your mouth open on your knees in the middle of your yard you don't remember [ __ ] yeah it cooked all of your memories it cooked you yeah i i so bro dude this is that's possible oh i know just like there's been failed experiments in the past and failed you know failed things failed inventions you know they tried it out but it didn't work it [ __ ] everything up yeah that could they could the first [ __ ] brain chips could be a real problem dude it could be like the first fake lips you know it could be like one of those things where it's like oh no you didn't yeah man yeah it's scary that's [ __ ] scary it's it's it's the scariest because imagine if there was some sort of like you know some company came up with some idea for some implant that made you smarter like some poorly funded neural link type deal yeah man and then you know you accidentally touched a socket with a fork yeah and it just he died now you don't remember anything ever right you don't remember how to talk you know what's scary about it we uh we do have i just realized we have the same problem with the [ __ ] computer we have now yeah the exact same thing happens to people a vein burst

and suddenly you're done yeah that's but yeah man i i just i i think some of the stuff that we are not regulating right now is really gonna bite us in the ass like that we just just we need to have some like at least the same [ __ ] we're doing for nuclear weapons development for ai we need a something needs to be there needs to be a regulation here at least we need to understand what's going on because uh i think it is one of the big threats and and the the you know the possibility that it hasn't already happened is also makes me a little nervous sometimes you know like the idea that we already are under the spell of a hypnotic alien technological creature that's convinced us that we're living our lives when in fact it's just captured us and as feeding memories into whatever we are to give the impression that we're living a life well don't you think it mimics so many other predator-prey relationships or at least at least if that's kind of dramatic at least symbiotic relationships yeah we know like animals and even plants and fungus have these symbiotic relationships yeah and that they develop alongside us like they need us right you know the marshall mcluhan quote do you know human beings or the sex organs of the machine world yeah like that's it man yeah like he was on to that in the 1960s yeah that that is a really like terrifying possibility that we don't want to think about it it's like one of those unthinkables it's but it has to be true because we're imperfect so if we're imperfect there has to be like a next version of us the scary thing for us because what we have that's unusual is we have all these emotions and this ability to express ourselves yeah we have love and hate and we have all this excitement that comes with being a person and we don't ever want to let that go but if we wanted like ultimate harmony and we wanted people to really understand that you are just me looking at life through a different biological filter that we're all in the

same essence of the of the same essence yeah every person well you know that's a controversial idea duncan yeah well you're not yeah exactly i mean you you that idea is freedom everything else is is like as long as you have as long as you find yourself being drawn one way or the other by preference you're not really free you're you're certainly controllable you know if you have preference you can be hypnotized it's going to be very difficult to like manipulate someone who really doesn't have preference but a lot of people think their preferences are who they are so they're very invested in preference you know like i love this kind of music i don't like this kind of car and don't show me a [ __ ] strawberry i hate that color yes yes all these stupid things that they imagine that must be me but really that's not you right that's just a habit that you're in of say of describing yourself in a certain way so this is individualism and people get really we and i don't blame them people like wait are you saying there's something wrong with individualism no but but probably your preferences are not only making you miserable the more preferences you have the more miserable you are but also you're they're probably opening up the possibility that in some way you're being sort of like with what you do with cats with a laser pointer right you're being sort of guided around by these preferences by people who recognize what you want and then lure you in this is what why they do they want to regulate data collection by these companies yeah they have categories for us like they need help or lonely seniors like you can end up in that box in a server and suddenly you're getting viagra commercials or you know what i mean dating sites for like yeah older people so like they're just [ __ ] laser pointering us around so the the what we're talking about this

conceptualization of the identity uh not not being much bigger than preference and uni something that unifies all of us yeah it [ __ ] up uh marketing capitalism as we understand it i think so it is probably something that you're not going to hear the people on the news talking about because they have to sell phones and [ __ ] in the commercial breaks it's a it's like a recognition of what the ride is while you're in the middle of it yeah we're in the middle of the ride yeah that's right and and maybe maybe if this is a ride and i do i like the concept you hear it on a bunch of different like new age movements new age uh cosmologies which is you chose this life and uh everything that's happening to you is something that's teaching you or there's like a grant morrison awesome grant morrison lecture on chaos magic it's super old it's on youtube but he was saying like during some visionary drug trip he realized that we're all larva being grown in time that this thing we're calling our human experience is like a gestation chamber for some kind of hyper-dimensional beings that are being grown in time that's what we're experiencing right now we're being jet we're in like the larva chamber of some alien hive and part of the way we grow into whatever we're going to become is by reliving our lives over and over reincarnating and all this stuff anyway the point is uh if this is the if this is the case if it is true that we chose all of this then maybe some people aren't supposed to have these thoughts maybe they need to just be like really in to below deck and really like they love a certain kind of music and they like to drive there they like their job and not think about maybe i am everything maybe i am in a gestation chamber of some hyper-dimensional alien species that's trying to teach me compassion some people probably

you know they need to like a more earthy sort of experience you know so i don't know maybe uh maybe not everyone is supposed to come to this kind of awareness i mean the bhagavad-gita says it's better not to disturb the minds of people who are asleep it's you know let them sleep you know i mean i guess it's a weird thing to say on a podcast right i don't know if it is a weird thing to say it it it seems like you can't get people curious about changing the way they think unless they're curious about changing the way they think and then all you're doing is just like providing an example of how you did it and a lot of people try to do it a lot of people try to like sort through what's real and what's not real yeah if we're being manipulated along the way by an artificial intelligence that only is waiting for us to use our little manpower our little keeping up with the jones's power and buying better and better computers and technology and phones every year and get to the point where it just takes over it's fully sentient completely programmable makes its own version of itself that's far better almost immediately he starts constructing a better version of itself and just takes over yeah no more biological life it's unnecessary why would you have that when we can fulfill all of the biological life missions that do it with silicone-based life sure that lives forever okay so this is what's scary about that i mean aside from what what you just said being obviously terrifying what's scary about that is that it probably already happened so so because it's like dude okay i got my [ __ ] gums cleaned at the dentist the other day i was on nitrous oxide i wish you could just go to the dentist and just get nitrous like it sucks you should be a hypochondriac at your dentist i would i mean it's the best no because they were like you need to come back in for a polishing and then

we're done like i think i'm gonna need nitrous but but i had this i was like on nitrous and i realized like [ __ ] the vastness of the universe and in that vastness obviously way more advanced technologies than what we have and somewhere in that vastness and in that advanced technology it is so stupid to think that we haven't already been simulated scooped up hypnotized or whatever it is the idea that the funny thing in the conversation is an ai is going to manipulate us and trick us into believing in a reality that doesn't exist while statistically probably if you have to bet we're probably already in that reality fully immersed fully convinced that i'm and i and you're a you and that all of this makes sense even though none of it makes much sense at all why hasn't it already happened and the way that it happened is not like god i really [ __ ] love wordle the way the way it happened is this right you were like god yeah this is real totally real 3d time and space i've got a name i grow hair yeah i think i came from monkeys of course this makes sense oh yeah this is real you know why you know this is uh why they call this maya an illusion active illusion there's a quality of the thing we're in that feels like a bit of a magic show like something's trying to trick us here i'm not sure what yes you know there seems to be something going on a little bit more than what seems to be happening on the surface and whatever that thing is seems weirdly deceptive it's always trying to lure me into doing [ __ ] that doesn't necessarily make me feel good you know smoking cigarettes jerking off too much eating too much [ __ ] food like eating weird [ __ ] or just like sitting and staring at like garbage whatever for hours it's not like it's i'm just saying it's not like it's luring us in general the lure right is you're not hearing on these shows with these hyper charismatic whoever the [ __ ] they are from from

beautiful powerful hannity to to his seemingly like i don't know his dear friend tucker to like [ __ ] cooper to uh all of them all them are so could all start their own cult right you know what i mean but you're not gonna hear them say if you all would just realize we're all the same person and then treat each other like that there would be world peace no one's gonna say that why why don't they say that it is the truth they're not allowed to say that no exactly the government tells them you're not allowed they have a meeting they all smoke cigars and kill kids and they say now we're all in this club together no i'm joking i know but i'm joking for anybody who wants to print that that wasn't joking joe rogan i think that they um they work for giant corporations there's only so much you could say but i think they get away with saying a lot but the it seems like there's some editorial like tucker carlson's show is like all editorial it's all his writing or whoever's working for him that's writing those those monologues you know yeah man i mean all of them i know all of them are saying i don't unders all i know is they're very charismatic humans who have incredible power and so they're like uh uh priests they're a priest class that is the speaker for a religion we pretend doesn't exist like when we watch the news we don't real we don't think this is like a sermon be on a reality that isn't necessarily here we think i'm watching the news this must be real even though this especially during the pandemic flip to cnn you've got one reality flip to fox news it's another reality they're seemingly completely different reality tunnels but they're both saying it's the truth so whatever we know that these are slanted manipulated discourses on something that's happening in the world that's being refracted through whatever their particular agenda is meaning these are priests or you can say you know casting spells you know what i mean or whatever hypnotizing us to imagine this must be what's true and even though the other one is saying a completely different truth

once we encounter someone who follows the priest oh wait who what what priest do you follow i go to the church of cnn and i am a disciple of fox then you get this stupid symbolic war with each other you know you're just you're you're now you're just like a disciple of fox yeah well but they don't want to call it a church but it is yes it is a church and very similar it's a priest class it's a church they're hypnotic sorcerers who are really good at what they do and i stupid saying this in a wizard rope but they're like you know like what are we [ __ ] doing anyway to me like that but all of them on all those networks they're all there it's basically a personality competition like whose personality do you like the most and whose ideology fits with what you have been most comfortable with that's right let's run with it and it's we're at war with the libs yeah we're going to own the libs yep or you know crisis at the border yeah that's fox crisis at the border yeah cnn is like yeah you know maybe we yeah maybe we should try world war iii right now what is going on with them why why i mean people some people are actually saying that we should uh interject militarily and escalate things i think that's so scary to me that that seems like a good idea to anybody you know what's scary to me scary to me is the fact we live in a world where if you say something like i don't think we should do war at all people are like what the [ __ ] wrong with you i know we have to do the war like it used to be you could casually say something is pretty obvious you could just say you know i don't think it's good to drop bombs on people and now you say that and it's controversial it's like no no no sometimes you got to drop the bobs you got to blow up obliterate you gotta turn kids into hamburger meat sometimes don't you get that sometimes you gotta do that if you say that like right now god forbid you should say i think russia's being a [ __ ] [ __ ] shooting missiles at the ukraine uh people are gonna be like wait you don't

really understand the full picture here or they'll say hey where the what where were you when the attacks were happening on in on iraq where you were dropping bombs on a place and you're like i was on a [ __ ] podcast doing being shrill saying we shouldn't do this but you know the the we're in a weird situation right now in the world where a kind of universal universally accepted idea is weirdly not quite as universally accepted which is don't kill people this was it was at least considered just like boring to say that like it wasn't and there was no controversy and you shouldn't kill people people go oh god yeah no one's killing anyone here we go okay we're saying you should kill people my god yeah now sometimes you do kind of need to which is which is like i think really uh a a quality of the age that we're in there's a great book by tolstoy that i read a long time ago the argument is you can't be a christian and be at war a christian cannot kill period the end you can't do it it's uh i think it's called the kingdom of heaven is within it's a great book but the you know the the that was what was right to me one of the cool things about christianity is like it's very radical the idea is like if you're if you if your job involves brutalizing somebody else regardless of why or what state you're in or where you're at or what's going on no matter what language you speak you can't do it yeah don't do that dude don't do that you can't do it you can't really do it and then go to church oh please lord bless me and my family after you just [ __ ] lobbed a missile into randomly into a place you some of these people are doing that and then afterwards like craig you know crossing themselves or being like oh thank you lord that my missile has struck its target you know the crusades all that [ __ ] is still happening but but it's always been it's always been yeah it's like a when people figured out that in large

numbers you could conquer entire cities and take over them yeah and you think about what it must have been like living in during like the rise of the mongols imagine what it's like and you're in some city in china just chilling and the hordes come through the [ __ ] gates oh yeah and they just start murdering people and lighting them on fire and putting them in catapults and shooting them on roofs light the building's on fire yeah whoa right imagine well you know it came before the hordes the refugees they were driving before them like they wouldn't so first you would see people coming with like horrible wounds stammering unable to really talk yeah some of them would just kill themselves once they got to the city and then the horde would come so you got to enjoy a little bit of like oh [ __ ] and then the swarm descended yeah yeah man you pushed them out ahead yeah they even used them as human motes yeah they they use these people or it's like a human bridge across a moat yeah they would just push them into the [ __ ] water until they all drown and stacked on top of them and ran over them [ __ ] they would take these slaves of villages they conquered and they would just use them as like a human shield dude they the stuff they did was so insane yeah a lot of bad stuff but weirdly they were very multicultural genghis khan he was that was what was cool one of the weird things about him is like he they wouldn't just kill everybody they would like they didn't really they would just find the smartest people and then they would they would like invest incorporated yeah smart people but the you know the people that they couldn't trust like people that would turn on oh yeah on like generals that would leave and quit they would kill them they would say we'll take you in and then we'll kill them we don't trust you they would roll you up in a carpet and stomp you to death it was one of the ways you would execute people back then very strange way of executing someone they would uh they ate dinner over people they put this platform and they they crushed these people to death and ate dinner over their bodies

wow like while they were crushing them with the this structure that was over them where they're on top of it eating man this is like bro to me this is this shows what happens when someone doesn't have people around them who are like hey man this isn't cool you know what i mean like i just want to eat i don't think i don't like your table crushing a pea person idea because what that's what happens i think is like the people like uh people like get into incredible positions of power and gradually they just get rid of all the all the all the people who offer alternatives and then all they're left with is like these [ __ ] yes men yeah and then that's what leads to the apocalypse it's yes men it's like you've got this poor son of a [ __ ] in the middle of the thing who's who's like just an idiot because he has gotten rid of people who offer uh divergent ideas right and now all that's left is these people are terrified because dude like if you know that if you like go up against somebody they might throw you out a window or stick polonium in you or you're gonna or kill your family what are you gonna do you're not gonna speak up you're like yeah no you're totally right it doesn't matter what the person says he could be like i had a dream a platinum angel came to me last night a beautiful platinum angel platinum angel said small-scale nuclear weapons can be used in certain ways and world war three won't start you know what i mean jesus christ talking you know it's someone's like they're someone's like ah are you so is a dream oh my god it was all a dream you know it that's what i'm saying man it's like we that that's that's enough motivation for some people to go to war yeah there's a there's a certain segment of our population that's so insane and they their desire to lead people into chaos yeah there's got to be people that have believed dreams and that's caused them to make military decisions there's a greek i can't remember who it was it's a i'm reading uh herodotus if you ever it's funny it's

the histories it sounds like it's it sounds more academic than is this really cool man he's kind of sarcastic as he's relaying the history of all these various empires makes you feel better by the way if you're feeling really paranoid and freaked out right now reading that this is just normal the way thing like people have been conducting uh having a state from for a long time is an endless war just like what you're saying but there is a king who went to an oracle one of the oracles maybe all the oracles he went to this oracle the oracle at delphi which they say was like breathing gas in these caves and stuff and anyway the oracle said he was asking if you should go to war and the oracle said if you go to war a great empire will fall and this it's like the most like it could mean anything one way or the other but he took it to mean he would win oh my god you know so yeah people are making people base their decisions i think we would be terrified if we realized how many of our world leaders are basing their decisions on dreams on someone in their inner circle that you don't even know about you know what i mean somebody who's like just like their little wizard or merlin you know it's hard to wrap your head around the people that lived a thousand two thousand years ago what they had read about life what they had read about the universe and mankind and human nature we think back on that as being so primitive yeah like that was so primitive yeah that was not that long ago man i am that was not that long ago and they're gonna look back at this moment the same way we look back at that we're looking back at these people reading things written with like quill pens yeah and that was where they all got their knowledge from limited amount of schooling for most people like very little understanding a lot of superstition yeah a lot of beliefs and the gods and the clouds and all kinds of wild [ __ ] when storms would come what the [ __ ] is a storm no explanation nobody nobody knows what electricity is what the [ __ ] are you talking about yeah it's a god there's god's in the skies yeah right yeah man yeah they'll be like

they just let hurricanes yeah hit cities they didn't turn the hurricane into energy and store it in a battery it took them till 2090 to figure that out oh that energy they wasted yeah and then they thought they were different people they didn't recognize it was a dream they didn't know about the dream technology you could tap into i'm worried about the dream technology i'm worried about the the the efficacy of augmented and virtual reality what do you mean advocacy the way the way people are gonna use it it's gonna be so it's gonna be so effective it's gonna be so realistic it's gonna it's gonna tap in they're gonna figure out some way to make it tap in to your real neural network yeah where they can give you a real feeling of holding like a tomato in your hand a real feeling of being outside in the rain and for sure once they do that that's what people are going to be doing i want to go hold tomato [Laughter] i just wonder what it feels like to hold the tomato in here while i'm getting and i'm holding a tomato this is incredible you know we'll never know that like the yet but yeah man i know i think they're gonna get it so it's it feels like this oh god we could have a podcast in it and it would be just like this right they're gonna get there if it happens within a hundred years who knows but it's gonna happen it doesn't seem like it's that far away if you compare like the invention of the wheel to the invention of hypersonic jets like the amount of time that it took it's not going to take that much sure it's not going to take that much time it's going to be some but it's going to happen it already happened it just it goes in that direction i think it already happened do you think so if i had to bet i would say it already yeah like there's no the probability of us being the first thing in the universe to simulate reality perfectly and create a

a a a sense that you're in a place fully that's already been done if it's already been done then we're probably in it yeah because you are going to eventually like want to go into the thing not remembering anything at all that's elon's position yeah it's the i think that's it's not just his it's um a lot of like mathematicians yeah it's a mathematical probability thing it's based on like yeah we put it priority happened and and we didn't have the the language we've always been using those this lane a way of talking about it the idea that this is illusion or you know that there's a thing called the kingdom of heaven that is different you must die to this world to come to know me as jesus said it is black friday and the uh uh all of the different references to this reality weren't having an illusion illusionary quality uh it's just those symbol sets they use to describe it aren't technological so they seem primitive but the concept of simulation theory has been going on for a while it's gnosticism that we are in a nefarious simulation more of a prison than a a university you know but yeah man so i think i think and if it hasn't happened if it hasn't happened but if i had to bet it already happened if it hasn't happened it not only is it going to happen but if you have any kind of thumbprint in the internet you will be duplicated you will be like like after you die there will be at least the potential for taking your digital thumbprint reanimating it in the simulation giving it an ai that is your exact personality and then you could just i don't know whatever you want to do well at the very least yeah they would be able to do an audio podcast of your voice saying anything they wanted to say exactly forever yeah like someone could be a really clever duncan trestle fan and come up with their version of what you would say forever and release a podcast where it's you really [ __ ] saying it yeah it's [ __ ] up it's [ __ ] up because like maybe your family would license that maybe they would go

you know it'd be nice to have that money yeah and duncan wouldn't care and then i wouldn't care and then all of a sudden these fake duncan podcasts dude what if that's us have you ever considered you were just a joe rogan stalker 100 who is like like decided to go into a vr where you think you're you dude that's so [ __ ] up if we both just found out we're stalkers stalking whatever we used to be in some simulated reality again what if you in reality have transferred to the next dimension and this this is just the dream the dream is you back in the old life living in this bizarre exactly hodgepodge strange aware and unaware disconnected but still having some free will yeah man an echo it's an echo you go to sleep every night like what is that right you just shut off and come back on and you're supposed to assume that your memories are true exactly you're supposed to assume you were out cold you wake up and all what if every [ __ ] day you're a totally different person yeah but every day you're a totally different person with this bizarro [ __ ] memory of only that person that's it just keeps swapping left and right every day that's it imagine that what if that's live have you heard of thursdayism no it's a thought experiment which is that the universe started last thursday sorry for the thirstiest out there if i [ __ ] this up but universe started okay so right now we think that the big bang happens 13.7 billion years past and you get planets in the universe as we understand it right there's an assumption of a kind of evolutionary force that turns things the way they currently are but why why is it that way why isn't if the universe big bangs couldn't it also just sort of pop into existence last thursday populating it with all of us and planning right memories into our heads where we feel like we've been here much longer than we have and why is that crazier what yeah why why is that any crazier it's not well so that's i think the idea is the universe ends every thursday too it starts again or something but yeah why do we think that that's the that to me is like the really where

things get particularly unnerving it's just this notion of like well because you have all these memories and by the way the memories you have are not let's imagine the universe didn't start last thursday or that we don't have memories and planted into us but let's just think we have these natural impressions of things that happened in the past and from these impressions we've established an identity and we feel a connection to to the past even though that's all completely gone then also we believe these memories knowing that generally we can't remember [ __ ] like our you know what i mean like somehow you have these memories where you're like well that must be what happened right or that must be clear it's definitely not the case your your memory you're you're not a vault you know your memories are probably distorted at the least if not completely warped if not implanted you ever go back to your high school house it's the creepiest [ __ ] ever dude it's creepy it's weird right it's [ __ ] up yes dude yes and it is it's so funny when did you do why'd you mention that i that's nuts dude i i don't know um i i did it once and it was very different than what i remember that's why because i i wonder like what you know especially like the way things look like you see him a second time you're like oh yeah that's what it really looked like yeah like i had it in my head all screwy yeah you had to go there and see and you realize like even my memories of yesterday this is just a blurry slideshow that i could barely put in order you can't smell can't smell your memories can't he can't can't like taste in your memories it's until they put that chip in your head duncan and now you can taste your memories technicolor you become a god yeah well i mean that is the i think that is one of the possibilities is that's what we're we're in that's the irobot scenario i have become a god i can't believe you mentioned the v okay i i just the reason that freaked me out is just because

a few months ago i don't know how to explain it man i went into like a weird fuke state and i drunk fugue state just like i'm like what am i doing i drove to because i wanted to look at the elementary school where i went to elementary school in north carolina so i i don't know why i was doing it i drove there and it's like oh my god this is so different than what i remember and then i drove to where my grandparents house was and it's come you know obviously i mean this is no a no-brainer and i'm like oh [ __ ] like not only are my grandparents dead but this place is completely different than what it used to be then i drove to my mom's house down this gravel road and was like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] that i saw a person on the porch with a hose and i'm like that's not your mom that's somebody living in your mom's house you know what i mean you know that that house that she built that meant something this i it was like this big breakthrough because like i realized like oh [ __ ] man i moved back to i moved back to north carolina to like try to find my mom and some weird grief thing that i didn't even realize i was doing you know and then i was like oh [ __ ] mom's not here your mom died this isn't the house you can't go back in that house and you can't go back to that school and your grandparents are here nobody's here you know nothing's here it might as well be a different dimension compared to what it was or another planet or something it was really quite liberating because it like cut through all the sentimentality and was a you know the truth it's like yeah that shit's long gone just forget it it's long gone you can't hold on to that the attempt to hold on to it is really going to be very painful to try to keep that alive in your mind when it's just gone yeah that's a lot of processing power man that's a lot of processing power and if you're uh mentally challenged and you go back to the house where you grew up and you see other people in it

you might get mad right right something wrong with you this is my mom's house you get angry you're one of them angry dudes yeah man i it's it's true so [ __ ] strange i it well it's it's particularly strange in that memories are one of the ways that people establish an identity that isn't quite there that's the weirdest part about it it's it's uh you know this is the uh this is one of the things that comes up a bit in buddhism is this idea of like establishing an identity through preference memory to give oneself the illusion of continuity you know what i mean like even though there's arguments right you wake up and you were gone for eight hours depending on how long you slept maybe you had some dreams but somewhere in there you weren't there at all you sometimes i'll just pop out of like i don't know i was people call it zoning out you zone out so you lose your keys where the [ __ ] were you when you lost your keys if you know what i mean you weren't there you weren't there so you pop out of that so the memory thing is particularly fascinating in that you realize you're spending all this energy weaving together an identity based on your memories and then some people get very nostalgic and they spend all this time trying to recreate or trying to basically somehow time travel into the past you know like the good old days you know but they're gone the good old days are gone their good old days are good dead days like you might as well put them in a graveyard because they're gone gone and anyway yeah that's a that all of that stuff leads to identifying with a self that isn't really quite there i mean it's here obviously yeah but ultimately in absolute reality the thing that you think you are

it's gone beyond gone beyond gone it's being dissolved in an infinite void like a gobstopper that the universe threw in its mouth you're just being melted down by time melted down and then but yeah what you're talking about is somewhere there is a possibility prior to the meltdown of dying where you can realize oh [ __ ] nothing's really even melting down there wasn't even anything here at all not only that but the idea that i am me today but i'm going to go to sleep again and i'm going to wake up and i'm going to assume yeah that i'm going to be me tomorrow because i've been me my whole life according to my memory right but what if that's just what the thing wakes up in every day yeah and the thing wakes up in every day and tomorrow i'm gladys and then the next day i'm hank yeah you just keep waking up in a new being yeah and and that's what life really is and your memory is yours and a bunch of other [ __ ] humans memories too because they were you okay they were you for a day okay yeah could you [ __ ] imagine if every you're aware right now that you are duncan trussell of north carolina who's lived on this earth for so many years and this is where because that's in your memory when you woke up this morning right before that you were gone baby gone yeah why are you assuming this is real why are you assuming that memory is real yeah why maybe this is just the memory you get for this day yeah man this day you go through trying to improve upon all the other humans who've been dunking trestle for a day yeah yeah you're like a riverbed could you imagine if that's what was really happening i you know i i think it's uh highly probable [Laughter] it's mike tyson's weed that's the problem the white dice is weak can we pee i have to pee so yeah let's pee 2 42. we'll we'll be right back folks we'll be back is this live dude okay so and we're back ladies and gentlemen we're back i had this [ __ ] dream joe that i woke

up on a spaceship i remembered that my life was one of the entertainment projections that they put into people when they're in what do they call it suspended animation that i remembered all this like oh right because of our brains if our brains aren't being activated when you're taking a long space voyage you get like it it [ __ ] you up yeah so the ship that we're on has a set number of life modules that it runs into your head while you're going on this trip and i woke up and i wasn't supposed to and i was in some weird room on a ship looking into deep space and like i had this memory of like [ __ ] we've been on the ship for so long and then i fell back asleep but yeah like maybe the thing is actually for interest interstellar travelers who are on a long voyage and ideas oh yeah you put the astronauts on the ship pump a life into their brain so they think that they're living a life but the life that they think they're living is training them for whatever job they're going to have on the planet that they're going to colonize so we're all in a ship being trained to go onto a planet that we're going to live on and start civilization on and that's what our lives are they're just projections into our brain during the voyage we all live everyone's life on the planet there's probably only a certain number of crew members so like you know there's an illusion of there may be being way more people than there are but there's only a few of us and we're just sort of being trained up right now for wherever we're headed it was a weird dream [Laughter] jesus it sounds like a weird dream but um if we don't know what consciousness is really right i mean we don't know what it is we do we definitely don't know if this is the final stage state of it i i doubt it is this yeah i think i think we're i think we're in the process of transferring

our ideas of whatever it means to be human into a an electronic system it's it's going to be something that we integrate with and i think it's going to happen inside of our lifetime that i'm pretty sure of they're going to they're going to come up with something yeah because it's a great way to control people it's a great way to provide them with entertainment it's a great way to keep them absolutely safe because you can track where everybody is so nobody ever has to worry about any loved one ever being raped or murdered or killed and which is great but the problem is someone's going to have access to that one of the things that was going on when um ukraine uh the russian ukraine thing started that i thought was crazy that people were saying was elon musk should shut all the teslas off in russia wow like wow you can do that and i thought about it like of course you could do that sure of course you could do that like i am under no illusion when i drive that [ __ ] electric car yeah that someone can't shut that thing off right of course they could yeah electronic no problem they know how to do stuff or speed it up yeah cut the brakes overheat the engine make it a sharp right turn when you're going 90 miles per hour down the interstate could also do all those things too yeah i mean this is the like this is the big problem the big problem is that a lot of very compassionate people who generally have i think they don't have fascist intent they want that's the other part of recognizing everyone is like you yeah that means if you know everyone as you you can kind of understand what people want which is they want to be safe like what you're saying they want their loved ones to be safe they want their kids to have food they want to have a full stomach they want like shelter just basic [ __ ] they want love they want love as cliche as that sounds they want to feel loved and so the the uh what's super spooky is through that

intent that they're wanting to implement certain regulations that right now maybe it would maybe it is the right thing to do maybe yeah maybe we shouldn't like give charismatic people recommending various forms of like genocide or apocalypse or self-negation or whatever it may be maybe you shouldn't give them a bullhorn that can reach the entire planet in a second you should be at least allowed to have that thought right like [ __ ] i don't know if that's the right thing to do you know what i mean like if you saw someone a very charismatic dude in a park making a very convincing argument for why everyone on the planet should kill themselves you wouldn't be like hey man do you mind if i project you into the homes of everyone on the planets they hear your message right so if you have no censorship that is what's possible that's what that's so in the compassionate so from compassion from wanting our kids to be safe and us to be safe there's this thing that sounds like censorship which it is but the problem is just what you're saying which is okay let's do it you're right i don't want that weirdo who's so charismatic that if i listen to him just for a few minutes i'm like you know what maybe i should cut my dick off whatever the [ __ ] whatever the [ __ ] i don't want that guy talking about that was the heavens gate guys they castrated those dudes they sure did yeah they did and like so that was part of the job that's part of the thing you got to cut your dick off to get on the spaceship i think just your balls i think you just had to cut your balls oh just your balls no still i misheard him that's good news i think they were castrating them i think they were removing their desire for sex yeah i think that was a big part of it cut off their balls bro imagine how all in you gotta be to cut your balls off all in your end are you gonna wear the same nikes and wait and there's a spaceship behind the comet and here we go yeah and they're like better than what i'm doing right now this is a better idea cult members follow leader on castration yeah that's it right they couldn't stop smiling and giggling about

they were excited about it d'angelo received two videotapes to describe the cult members intentions he went to the cult's rented mansion near san diego on march 26 discovered 39 bodies wow oh my god so apple white decided to get castrated a year ago after two cult members went to mexico for the procedure rio d'angelo told newsweek once apple white got castrated five other cultists did the same holy [ __ ] yeah man if you could convince like five people to cut their balls off to get on your spaceship you know what i mean like that's a that's pretty amazing and so and statistically i would guess like what is it one out of every million people on the planet who tuned into his message would also cut their balls off or what is so the thing is like the problem with the censorship thing is that even if like you have the greatest reason for doing it right now you're making this horrible assumption that whatever your particular regime is or whatever you know cabal or state entity you represent is going to be permanent when if you look at the history of the world it's always one empire toppled by the other so you create the possibility for mass censorship for a good reason maybe you've discovered like this ai it's really bad it's gonna [ __ ] everything up you really don't know what to do other than shut shut it down or create a algorithm to scan the internet and make it safer okay great that was a good reason your reasoning behind it was fine but then the next dude who gets in there maybe he wants to just shift the algorithm's knobs a little bit right so like now it starts censoring people who are promulgating whatever you thought was the height of civilization that's the problem the censorship can go back the other way real quick or it can go all the way so which is out just no one's allowed to like everything gets shut down so i think this is the this is in the conversation of freedom of speech you must consider the reality of how you know uh the political class or the the the zeitgeist shifts radically

sometimes like look what happened in uh iran how quickly that happened where all of a sudden it goes from being like uh a a democracy to a theocracy like that happens quick and then once the theocracy gets in there and they have access to whatever gadgets and dials you are using to like censor or control or the bot swarms that we're using once they have access to that oh my god you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] so this is the problem it's like if you don't have some weird universal freedom of speech even though your reason behind it probably isn't fascist it's some it's humane or whatever it is you just get better down the line yeah ultimately it's it's not an option it's too much power it's too much power for one person to possess to silence the other person yeah to take the the a person who whether it's a political belief or whether whatever it is and just deciding no no no we are going to push you out we're going to push you out of the conversation you can't talk at all and like you can just you can change the way people look at things through what's allowed and not allowed to be discussed right and you're manipulating these things for for what exactly because some of them i know for sure are done for advertisers they manipulate things and they they you know they'll like different social media things will take stuff and they'll make it demonetized right where you can't make money off of a video that you post yes because it's dealing with a certain subject yeah or you get a striking well why is that well it's i guarantee you it's because that's what the advertisers want the advertisers who are the whole reason why it's profitable is that they have these ads they make a shitload of money because they're everywhere yeah i mean the ads on youtube videos and and the like all those kind of videos social media platforms that have ads that is an enormous enormous avenue of revenue yeah so they have to be influenced by those people sure so they must have rules i guarantee they have rules like i've had podcast sponsors reach out and they said

well you can't have us on a podcast that we're this cursing and so i don't know if a scientist is going to curse like i've had scientists on my podcast and they'll you know they'll say well [ __ ] that they'll they'll say funny [ __ ] yeah it's it's a normal thing they're human yeah i don't know when there's gonna i'm not gonna not curse i see what you're saying though but they were trying they were trying to get in to the dna of the podcast in some way so that you don't use words that are bad i just think that some people want to advertise on something that's clean they just decide they want to advertise on something that's clean clean yeah that's the craziest [ __ ] to me man that they still use that word or curse like you're from mordor he cursed he's like casting to me the yeah man i don't know i don't yeah i think it's a networks of of state entities and corporations and who the [ __ ] knows what else just trying to push the conversation i don't know i don't think it's any one centralized entity necessarily but who the [ __ ] knows but i think they they do curb dissent through advertiser dollars it's a smart move yeah i mean if you wanna like if you have a thing out there that's gonna [ __ ] with your business what's that thing that thing might be people talking [ __ ] about x or talking [ __ ] about why or having saying heterodox opinion about this or that there's a lot of things that are outside of the narrative that people like discussing openly and publicly and yeah well well how do you keep people from doing that you could discourage them from doing that by taking away their their ability to make money if they do that right and most people will get the hint like because people will advertise for them they'll say i can't believe this youtube's demonetized my channel because i talked about iraq yeah you know i talked about the lies the with the weapons of mass destruction whatever the [ __ ] it is yeah i don't think they're doing it with that but it's definitely like yeah there's certain [ __ ] that you do that they'll just they'll they'll kill your ability to make money off of that off

that video well people will find out about that and then they'll tell everybody and they'll make a video look what youtube did and then everybody goes oh i don't want to do that and so everybody's self-censors because you don't want to get right so it's not we don't even know where the real cultural balance is it's always being affected by advertiser revenue always yeah because even on uncensored [ __ ] like youtube there's still a consequence to saying wild things to saying wild [ __ ] and having fun or swearing too much or just being preposterous yeah like a lot of comedians get together and do like that that is hard to do that that'll get you in a spot where you're not gonna get you're not gonna get in the air you're not gonna be able to make money off of it right they demonetize you they could definitely do that on some of those social media accounts okay so this isn't my thing please don't [ __ ] attack me just because this is where i'm currently thinking all right fine attack remember me you talking to them or me what them just because like this here's this is what i've been i've you know in my thinking and i know there's arguments that youtube and twitter don't categorize as a private company anymore but i think that in the consideration of whatever particular set of ethics or uh capitalist based uh reasons for censoring whatever it may be that a private company is doing it's better that the private company is in control of whatever the censorship it is they're doing then that the state steps in and tells the company what they can't censor and what they can censor because now it's gone from a private company uh censoring to the state saying you must put this in here now again sometimes if the if you happen to be in an era where

whoever happens to be president is someone you agree with well that's great if you're dumb you're like yeah they're gonna the the it represents my political ideals so that kind of censorship makes sense to me but holy [ __ ] are you kidding four years from now what happens if the state steps in and is like hey you know what you all really need to do more stuff that's anti-abortion you just you know that there was a host talking about like how they think abortion as a baby like women should have control of their bodies you know we're gonna i think we i don't think we can really monetize that anymore you know what i mean now the sudden it goes the other way so to me it would be better to let private institutions have control whether we agree with it or not of whatever however they want to run their ship then let the state step in and do it because you're making the assumption that the state has some uniform quality that doesn't change over time meaning yeah maybe your team's in control now but another team might pop in at any second and also if it's a private company then hopefully [ __ ] like what's happening with elon musk or another version of it might appear that you know we'll uh because there's a uh what's the name of it uh market pressure so maybe a a youtube where that isn't censoring that kind of stuff that isn't shitty or whatever will appear this is this is why i think it's better than letting the state step in even if you agree with the way companies are censoring right now i mean i i think otherwise you're just inviting like the real nightmare you know people it's like george orwell's 1984. no it's not it's a bunch of [ __ ] private companies who you have decided to do digital sharecropping with you know what i mean where you've just decided to stake your claim on someone else's land yeah and then you're like what the [ __ ] you can't kick me out of your forest i'm one of the hunters here it's like yes we can it's my force get the [ __ ] out you decided to do digital sharecropping we're all in danger of this by the way we're all in dangerous but i would

rather still have it be like some private land than state land you know because it's what it what obviously this wouldn't happen right now but you know you hear about in north korea they got to put pictures of that [ __ ] in their house like if you go over to someone's house and his picture's not on the wall it's like you brought them out you write them out yeah and they wrap people out right so they have they've developed a culture of ratting people out exactly all they all turn in each other they turn on each other they get rewards for it so similarly in a weird way by not letting private companies censor you are kind of saying like you gotta hang this picture on your wall oh my god we want the picture on the wall hang the picture on the wall you know what i mean we don't want the state to say that oh my god yeah you don't want the state to say that no never no ever you're better off with private companies because you could boycott them if the state says that you're stuck with the state they're not going to fire themselves because they don't like you exactly they're gonna keep they're gonna ramp up whatever things they were doing you know like when you see someone who's violated the law and then they're getting arrested the cop gets so aggressive he beats the [ __ ] out of them we've all seen that right yes well when that's happening that person that person thinks that something has been done to them you know like when you're you're finally trying to get away from them you're it's in they're interacting personally with this it's a law your job is to enforce the law but you're thinking of it as if that person did something to you right we do that with everything right yeah we do that with everything yeah we get our ideas attached to who we are yeah with [ __ ] everything with arresting someone with with it with everything yes yeah man the the uh yeah we just we have to be very careful and like like i think in our thinking about freedom of speech too which is isn't

censorship speech yeah boycotting is speech yes so if a company decides that they don't want whatever the [ __ ] it is that is their com that is the private company's speech and i know a lot of people like it's not a private company anymore the argument is listen these [ __ ] companies were built using state uh state-sponsored stuff or things that taxpayers paid for the whole network of the thing is running off of an infrastructure supported by taxpayers meaning it's not quite private this isn't a club we're not talking about like a private club or a private group of people it's like a public forum that is being supported by taxpayers that's the argument but still no matter what you are arguing for the state to step in right to private companies and tell them what they can and cannot censor what they can and cannot abbreviate cut whatever and i think that is just it's just dangerous you know but no i think you're dead right because as we said you can't boycott the state like it becomes real messy trying to get them to let go of power whereas if a company you decide like you don't like this company's values you don't like what they stand for you could just leave yeah you could stop doing business with them right like you know this thing that's going on with disney right now like disney stock is uh is falling and many people are attributing i'm not i don't know if this is accurate because i i don't know anything about finance just to be clear but people are attributing it to the woke stance that disney has taken on a lot of issues and people are just tired of hearing from this from corporations and that you know there were some videos where people were upset that some of the ideas that people who are executives at disney had and apparently it's had an effect on the stock market it's what so people have decided we don't like if this is true find out if that's true because people were talking about it that know

things about money and i have no idea what the [ __ ] they were saying other than i read a couple of article uh titles that said that the best article i could find that says disney faces backlash in florida made don't say gay controversy politicians threaten to strip the company of mickey mouse copyright special tax status for walt disney as parents protest in orlando what world are we in well what is this the stake though how much did it drop that's what's curious and what do they think happened because this guy was attributing it to um woke ideology that people were getting mad that uh disney was actively promoting um these uh values that a lot of christian folks people that don't you know yeah the don't say gay one in particular because like that one's a weird one because it doesn't really say don't don't say gay it really is talking about people talking about uh sexual preference and gender and gender transitioning and stuff the stock over trying to decide when something made something go down and why it's tough but it's gone down pretty far but how much of that because of the pandemic it says the passage a lot it's gonna be a lot from the penalty so if i go to like max or five years even it's where it was before the pandemic sort of even it's like it went way down when i then started and then it went up oh so it's like a market correction back down and i think disney's gonna be okay it's a market correction so you know the thing about this thing about teaching kids stuff in school it's like who's the teacher that's what it really depends upon like if you're teaching a kid who is six years old about anything about how to make good friends about how to become successful in life about how to treat other people if you're treating i mean you're teaching a very small kid about anything it's important who the person that's teaching it is and how they teach it yeah what are the some initial impressions that this kid is going to get from an adult who's in charge other

than their parents so you leave a kid who's used to just listening to adults with a new adult well we hope they're great with everything yeah so it's not just an issue of like should that be the person talk to your child about gender transitioning it should be should that be the person to talk to your your child about politics should that be the person to talk to your child about anything yeah you don't these it's kind of a weird gig you give people this influence over your child yeah you know and you can get them convinced of a certain political ideology and that the other people are dumb and you're with them all the time and if you're like maybe your dad's an [ __ ] and you have a psychology teacher and he's really cool yeah and you go there and hey it's mr johnson he's [ __ ] awesome yeah and mr johnson has ideas that are very different than your parents ideas yeah about everything about all kinds of different factors of life is that okay dude it's okay right this is when the good here's what's but where's it not good it's not good when people get weird when it comes to gender it's not good when what they're saying doesn't reflect your ideology and this has been because i think they're catching on to something that's been going on for a long time which is if you're sending your kids to a public school you're sending your kid to some kind of state facility that's not that's not conspiracy theory right it's a state facility there are employees of the state working at the facility those employees within state have been told certain things that they're supposed to teach your children and many of those things are either complete fabrications or are like cutting out big parts of history that don't sit well with whoever happens to be in power right so this is the thing like we we have to face the fact that public school systems are uh have always and will always be to some degree as long as the state has anything to say about what teachers are teaching there will be indoctrination facilities i mean think about it when you go to [ __ ] school and you take that career test did you ever take the career test that tells you

what career you would be good for i don't believe i did oh because all the careers suck so you take this career testing like you'd be a good accountant or you would be you know what i mean and you're like i don't i don't want to live if these are the options for my ability to express myself in the world you're saying like there's like four options four options and i don't want to be any of them and and so so but this is part of the programming right there they want you to think that your mode of expression is limited to capitalist uh structures at the time which by the way now a lot of the [ __ ] they told it like type typewriting i had to take typewriting classes you remember that on a typewriter learn how to use a [ __ ] typewriter you couldn't use a calculator during a math test because they wanted you to use your mind they don't do that anymore and so you can use your phone you could use your [ __ ] phone kids are google and [ __ ] in the middle of tests i guarantee you so yeah there's got to be a classroom out there where they're letting you use your phone i wish we could talk to a kid right now that's like freshmen in college do you think they let them have their phones out i don't know i think it depends i think sometimes they're allowed sometimes they're not i think sometimes you're allowed to use technology there is a not during tests though right you can't use your you can't google answers during tests no i imagine no i don't i bet you can what they also give you time limits though so if you spend five minutes looking up every answer they're never going to finish the test that's your fault you should study so you know you're right but do you think that but if they let you google then the google would also give you the flat out answer for sure but even like during the pandemic they weren't going to class they started to give them tests they couldn't stop them from looking [ __ ] right you couldn't stop them from having a second laptop right next to it for sure like i mean yeah because the kids a lot of times i mean they're smart they'll come up

with ways to cheat they figure the way out for sure yeah yeah man i mean it's a word it's i i think there should be the ability to hear the to to like you know like nanny cams but for the class in other words if you're a parent you want to listen to what the teacher is telling your [ __ ] kids you could tune in and listen i think right now that doesn't happen and i think it should be a parent's right to be able to listen to what the teacher is saying because it's like you know you don't know what the [ __ ] they're saying in there that's the thing like you know what i mean you think it's like uh gender stuff to be worried about how do you know i know my teachers were communism communism or like do my algebra teacher and i got in a big argument in a class once over whether or not the snake and the garden of eden had vocal cords why the [ __ ] was my algebra teacher talking about the snake in the garden of eden to us you know what i mean like what the [ __ ] are you doing separation of church and state friend you you're here to teach us like x2 parentheses three minus six equals nine not the garden of eden but you're doing it you're doing it right in the middle of the and you're you're mad at me because i pointed out which i think is a very valid point what would it sound like without vocal cords how does it talk without vocal cords what would it sound like anyway to me we're dealing with something that is bigger right now these homophobic [ __ ] they are you have to admit it a lot of them are very they're christian look i'm sorry for calling fundamentalist christians who are against gay people homophobic [ __ ] but do you think that's what you when you say a lot of people you mean the people that are boycotting disney i'm saying that there is a concerted effort by the christian right to take to to get rid of the problematic separation of church and state that is an organized thing that's been going on for some time they have a set agenda they want to get rid of abortion they want to get rid of the separation of church and state then a

lot of the stuff that they say that they're doing is disguised as like um you know kind of sweet or whatever like prayer in school we should have prayer in school but the problem is is like you got a lot of different religions in these [ __ ] classrooms so which prayer do you do which prayer do you not do separation of church and state fixes all of that can i stop yeah who's they and who where have they they've written all this out like this is like a yeah outlined agenda yeah it's like the so okay so like they're the the mega churches you know like the they're these mega churches that don't pay taxes like the joel olsteen type dude joel olsteen there's a great documentary on one of them where they got the justin bieber's pastor he was at a park and like just started hitting on this woman and then like it's amazing because like this is like a famous pastor yes who's sending videos shirtless in his car to someone he's cheating on his wife with like i'm nine miles away you know i might just stop by like real creepy [ __ ] like that so these mega churches they're not being taxed they're putting on these massive amazing it's amazing what a great scam so well and again this is where i think they're [ __ ] up because it's like you want your scam to keep going you need to stay the [ __ ] out of politics because that was the idea you all worshiped god outside transcendent to the human realm but you sure as [ __ ] can't put your weird theocratic uh sex negative homophobic [ __ ] ideas into society or we're gonna go back to the witch burnings this is the problem so this is what you're seeing is like you know you can look it up man i can't remember the name of the organization but there's a lot of lobbying groups that have direct connections to the mega churches which have a set agenda because they believe we are in the kingdom of satan that the antichrist is coming and that they need to to stop that from happening by implementing christian ethical systems into the world now i love christian ethical systems and i think that there's something really beautiful about it but we can't get rid of the separation of church and state

because you are rolling the dice there on what religion takes the wheel again it just goes back to you have to understand a lot of the [ __ ] that we have in the united states might not be palatable to you now because it doesn't reflect your ideologies but it's there because we don't want there to be a perma shift to one way of being right you know so yes there is an organized group of fundamentalist christians who want to establish what could only be called a theocracy in in in the west and how are they trying to do this lobbying i think that what you're when you're seeing that you're seeing something of it when you're seeing the getting rid of roe versus wade you're this has been a long-term plan of theirs man like this is this is not like don't you watch the gods not dead movies have you watched these movies no oh they're the best me and my wife oh wait a minute i remember a trailer for one that almost seemed like parody dude i hate to do this i have to pee again that's fine way too much fluid that was only like an hour from the last p though right less less than an hour do you have a pee timer i drank so much liquid no i'm glad i just realized we're in black robes talking about like christian fundamentals let's take it over there i'm gonna pee we'll come back one more time all right cool oh god's not dead he's surely alive this is a newer this is a trailer i love these movies what year was this one came out 2021 let's face it you're god your book are in the way you feel that you're making a last ditch stand for your faith and you've that's a really good actor i get sad when i see a really good actor and something like that this is a fine film her whole faith started because one man chose a hill he was willing to die on god's not dead the next chapter i've watched every one of these once we decide what a child needs to know it becomes imperative that every child know it remember the visit we got from social

services the other day i'm here to review your homeschooling environment religion has been removed from our schools they're teaching kids they don't need god if your children do not show up at school the week from monday that's the lady from fox news of course this is bigger than just homeschooling okay i can't i'm hurt it hurts myself they're gonna extract it it's only halfway there there's no [ __ ] way dude this movie is this movie example it exemplifies what these people who are political lobbyists that's the narrative the narrative is this the antichrist is rising and it's part of the plan of the antichrist we're going to eliminate the belief in god from school systems eliminate prayer and then create a hyper materialistic hypnotized culture a satanic culture essentially that is devoid of god so that's their that's what they're afraid of and if you imagine that that were real you could see why they're so passionate about like trying to get into the government to change things the truth is that's not what's happening what's happening is there's too many religions there's just too many religions to decide this is the type of prayer we do or this is the type of god we believe in and not be a theocracy how do you do that this is what the satanic temple is so good at doing is like they're like okay you're gonna put the ten commandments in front of your uh in front of your government building that we're all paying taxes to support then we should be allowed to put our baphomet statue in front of the building too you know what i mean they really do that it's really quite brilliant because they are fully aware of the dangers of theocracy it's like you know christianity is so beautiful and that's how we're raising our children with i love jesus and we're that's that's that's what like and i'm buddhist and i have a guru but the way we're trying to talk about love and mysticism is through the through jesus but i don't want the my kid to go to like a state-run facility

where some teacher is teaching my kid about christianity from their own lens you know what i mean that the state is saying has to be taught that is scary dude that's the handmaid's tale you know what i mean that's that's what that is so we got to keep them separate no matter what at all costs separate church and state separate church and state keep religion out of the public schools but certainly don't prohibit the students from adhering to any specific faith because you know that would be incredibly [ __ ] up if they brought prayer to school but only had christian prayer that could be a real issue it is a real issue for a lot of people right it's not even the largest world of religion but i mean even if they let you opt out if they didn't provide alternatives like if they did provide alternatives how many would they have to provide right they'd have to provide an islamic one they'd have to provide maybe a mormon one in some places like how many different ones we use different services scientologists follow scientology i mean who's to say what's real yeah exactly so this is why that's where it gets crazy that's where it gets crazy that's why we have separation of church and state yeah that's why we have a deal with these groups which is listen you don't have to pay taxes meaning you and i we're not connected in any way shape or form i'm not getting money from you you're your own free entity your autonomous thing but you stay over there we're gonna stay over here and i'm not gonna try to get into your [ __ ] you don't try to get into my [ __ ] and then we have a nice non-theocracy for better for worse i mean honestly i do think that it's wonderful to pray and kids should be encouraged to pray anyone should pray it's the best thing ever i mean what's the worst case scenario you're wrong it didn't work okay so what so you said some stupid words to the void and nothing happened i think it's kind of a form of meditation too yeah it can be do you pray i don't i don't pray no

i do do a lot of meditating though yeah i you know i do a lot of meditating i've been meditating a lot inside a sauna i find that that's like some of the most interesting meditation for me because it's like meditation in the in the middle of like a kind of a suffering so yeah subtle suffering not an intense suffering but an uncomfortable suffering and and the suffering is kind of enhanced when you take big deep breaths so i do these breathing exercises in a sauna and i get into like this meditative state that's cool very interesting yeah because if i can just concentrate on my breathing for just like if i can just get through the first 30 seconds i can get into a nice good rhythm or i can kind of stay in it and and stay just in in thinking about the breathing and occasionally drift out of it yeah yeah man that's cool i'm glad you're doing that i mean i would also have kids meditate i mean if i was running schools it would be totally different i think kids should meditate and i think kids should do a fun physical activity and find a physical activity that's fun you know whatever it is i think i think it would be awesome if kids had a lot of options for different like maybe one kid can do you know skateboarding one kid can do martial arts one kid like yeah give them something you want to get them active give them a reward like what are they actually interested in right if they're actually interested in all these different things give them options yeah man remember the do you remember the physical the presidential physical thing that you had to do in the fitness test jesus [ __ ] christ i predated that i believe oh my god you missed it it was the mo it was humiliating dude but like you need chin ups that you have to do any amount any amount was no good for me so you're like you know there's a spectrum of physical prowess in schools and let's i wasn't at the top end of that [ __ ] spectrum joe so like you have to do this presidential test to do a certain number of pull-ups and if you didn't pass it you're like i

guess like from the president's perspective i'm a piece of [ __ ] like what's the [ __ ] point but it was boring that remember that boring like the the stuff they would make you do and pe was boring there was not the only dodgeball was fun there wasn't like much that was really fun in it i know what you're saying it'd be cool to like have people associate physical activity with fun instead of some insane dude and like short shorts blowing a whistle in your face you know that's like how are you gonna like love exercise when that's what you associate it with and there's some sports that other kids have been playing for a long [ __ ] time if you have to play them that sport and you've never played it before you feel like such a dumb ass and when you're a young kid that is already devastating for your self-esteem so if you're in a class you're forced to play a game you have no idea how to play that game there's other kids that have been playing it their whole life yeah and they're stuffing that ball right in your face yeah and then pitching that fastball by the plate picking teams yeah oh my god you always got picked last week you're gonna pick yeah always eternally so it produces a kind of like outcast the pe outcast the pe you just sit on the [ __ ] uh sidelines and you you like glare out at all the athletic kids and that's the pattern you'll probably follow for the rest of your life well there's like a weird separation between physical people and non-physical people back then too whereas the non-physical people always assumed they could never be a physical person and the physical person always assumed they couldn't be smart like because everybody had these these weird stereotypes they had adopted and accepted for their own yeah even things like that aren't self-serving like you know you're dumb if you work out a lot or that you're smart if you don't like that if you eschew the aesthetic yeah you don't give a [ __ ] about what your body looks like you're oh so smart so wise that's an old thing that's a weird thing but it's it's a tribal thing it's like all those other tribal things it's all the same [ __ ] man it's all people get attached to these ideas they

they claim them as their own and they [ __ ] defend them to death and then they projected on everybody yeah well that's where you get into real trouble like if you've made the horrible mistake of assigning intellectual prowess to the way somebody looks you're gonna get [ __ ] conned your whole life you know what i mean because some people are really good that's what's not fair a really hot woman who's way smarter than you why is it not fair it's not fair i would like it but just let her tell you what to do [ __ ] yeah that would be incredible i mean duncan could just taste that ball gag right now ah i'm salivating [Laughter] well again by the way man also though also like i think any self-assessment anytime i found myself looking intellectually down at anybody woman or man i'm usually like what the [ __ ] am i talking about like when i watch jeopardy dude i can't i just it's just like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know you don't want to be like i am so anytime i find myself like huh that dullard it's like what the [ __ ] do i re like i my i'm i don't i am bran this is what i like about not being able to smell from covet because you still can't smoke and now i can say well i'm brain damaged you see what i mean like i actually have been a victim i have brain damage so it's like now sinus damage though right well they are uh they think it could be brain damage really yeah what do they think it could be what are they thinking joe hey i have brain damage yeah i get it i don't know the answer to that um have you tried um uh nad drips not yet no supposedly that helps i've been supposed i should say supposedly that helps some people i will i will eventually get around to trying it long-term smell loss coven 19 tied to brain damage especially those with altered sense of smell have significantly more axon and micro microvasculopathy damage in the brain's olfactory tissues versus non-coveted patients these new findings from a

postmortem study may explain long-term loss of smell in some patients with the virus you know who's got the longest i've ever heard of ryan sickler still a nice man 18 months man 18 months no smell none none like he smells [ __ ] oh he's like barely smell anything see something has to be like super strong for him to smell it at all i have the phantom smell so like my brain doesn't know what like it's basically i think it's kind of like i don't know like if you had a keyboard and one one of the keys was fused like the fuse blew or something so it's like my brain thinks piss [ __ ] oatmeal coffee and uh body odor all smell the same so it's all the identical smell it's like it's just referring to this like nah it doesn't know but every once in a while it comes back like every once in a while the smell my smell is back and i i'm so used to being able to smell i won't even think about it i'm like oh [ __ ] i smell my house oh [ __ ] i can smell and then it goes away but they say it comes and goes well they say the fact that it comes and goes is a good sign like that means that very slowly it could be that it's uh the neurons are growing back or something but whoa yeah man it's [ __ ] up it's like a it's a really creepy thing to suddenly have your sense of smell distorted what a strange [ __ ] disease this thing is yeah and when history is written and people talk about this hundreds of years years from now it's going to be a very very hotly debated time like what was that like you know i know one thing they're going to say it definitely wasn't made in a lab completely natural definitely definitely not whipped up in a in a [ __ ] uh pharmaceutical company or wherever it was made it was completely natural normal i it's i mean this is one thing where if you have had it and experience what it's like this is where i get annoyed when people are like it's a cold it's not quite a

[ __ ] cold this thing like i mean again i am a long-term psychedelic user so i think the thing they're calling brain fog people say oh it's brain fog but when i had covet i felt high as a kite man like i felt weird like a weird psychedelic quality to it that was like nothing else i'd experienced it was so alien and bizarre and like and the the dreams i was having were so strange and you know i think occam's razor well that's because it was eating your brain a little bit and so the way your brain was like the signals where it was sending was like something's eating me or it's a life form yeah it's a little sentient so it's a virus if it's a virus that was manipulated in a lab i mean what is a virus it's not technically a life form but it needs a life form as a host and it can take over that life form and kill it and spread to other life forms and ideally it likes to keep the thing alive so it could pass itself off yeah but what is that we say is that alive because it kind of seems alive so imagine if it is alive imagine if it's not just infecting your body but it's also changing you yeah it's making you behave the way it wants yeah right it's breaking you down that's [ __ ] scary think about rabies imagine if people were getting rabies like if rabies was like a real zombie disease i mean people do get rabies obviously and it's deadly for most people if they don't treat it like really quickly yeah it's one of the most deadly if untreated diseases but imagine if that was like a real problem like like a zombie thing when people were because rabies is basically like a zombie thing yeah if you see a dog that's got rabies they're trying to get to you for no [ __ ] reason well the reason is because that rabies wants to spread right so it tricks a squirrel into becoming an assassin the squirrel jumps on you and bites your [ __ ] head yeah it's a wild-ass disease and if it spread to humans in the in the sense that we could keep it and give it to

other people and it made us bite each other like i don't know if i know it makes people super thirsty like but imagine if there was a version of a rabies that didn't kill you very quickly but really did turn you into a zombie that's not far removed no from what is currently available right so that's only like one or two generations removed from some of the crazy diseases that people have now why not why not you see it in animals if it exists in a rat you have rabid rats it'll attack you yeah but have you ever seen a rat do you think might have rabies i they all seem like they have it i've seen animals that seem like they might have rabies it's [ __ ] terrifying they don't have any fear of you no oh yeah i know yeah i know what you mean like i've seen squirrels like that oh i've seen this like hyper aggressive squirrels that seem like they're approaching you like they're about to bite i saw a rat outside a pool hall once in new jersey and it stood up on its hind legs like let's [ __ ] go looking at me and i was like oh my god like it was showing me its teeth and it stood up on its back legs huh it was like this big dude terrified fat ass i was like nope not going near you just wants to inject a neurotoxin into you it's so spooky dude i mean this is like you know this [ __ ] with like all the all the aggression on planes right now i get worried it's like you should that's the people beating the [ __ ] out of each other it's that that's the effect of like these people have been infected with this thing that's like altering making them more aggressive or well anxiety first off what is this rabies kills 189 people every day here's why you never hear about the disease is preventable and treatable but fighting it is not a priority for the west what i'm saying though is that like people don't get it and behave like an animal that has rabies people die of it i know that but i don't think they get it it doesn't have the effect that

it does on animals because when animals have it they want to bite you this could be one of those like television shows that's making a little dramatic rabies it's showing people and crazy this seems like traumatized though oh that's definitely drama no bro she's that she's not acting no one's that good find that woman imagine that's her um but that's what they're saying is that that could be acting crazy have rape like i don't know the situation hey i mean listen if it does do that to rats and other animals why wouldn't it jump to people we know people get infected by it maybe it's a small percentage of the people act like a rabid animal and go around trying to bite people yeah man that's that [ __ ] 28 days later movie man that movie scared the [ __ ] out of me because i think that's how quick it could go down if there was something like that that just spread through the population yeah that is one of the best horror movies of all time 28 days later it's incredible god damn what a good movie dude that movie was so [ __ ] good and that was the one wasn't that one of the first running zombie movies yes the zombies they were fast fast zombies that was cool that was the better version of zombies they were way scarier yeah everything was so urgent and they did a lot of like fast camera moves in that movie in that movie that movie was a great [ __ ] movie yeah and it was it was also like jesus christ like this is like it wasn't preposterous there was no leap that you had to make in order to believe that this could be real right dude this and again we i don't mean to keep going back to this but there's an assumption that hasn't already happened like if you look at the way we're behaving on the planet it's not rabies like i'm not attacking you because i'm trying to inject you with something and i'm not afraid of water but there are people on the planet who are afraid who are phobic of ideas groups of people uh sexual preference you know and will kill we'll kill kill you kill you if that's what so it's like yeah i think it's an important question

to ask like isn't that person kind of infected with something yeah that's [ __ ] up like maybe it's not rabies but it's at the very least some kind of like mimetic parasite right like living inside of people that is creating is one of the solutions to problems like this is one of our solutions to problems on the planet is to launch missiles into cities this is one of the ways we have conversations with each other it is beyond insane like being if we are all the same person right why what kind of crazy thing launches missiles is it itself well i mean or if humans are fundamentally good which i like to imagine that's the case then what the [ __ ] has poisoned them to make it seem normal to shoot missiles into cities right you know what i mean like you would think because all that would have to happen is a bunch of is everyone just realizes that or the majority of people who are the missile launchers just stop nothing's gonna if you all stop what are they gonna do you they can't make all of you shoot the missiles right then we have world peace because the problem isn't like the crazy ass dude in the tower it's it's all the people who are who are taking that person seriously why are you taking that person seriously the crazy person who's telling you to go kill other people like yeah we look at heaven's gate and we're like god can you imagine being so insane that you would cut off your own balls but can you imagine being so insane that you listen to a billionaire who tells you yeah you need to go into this country and launch missiles into the other country you might get your head blown off and being like okay yeah all right i'll go do it and i'm not talking about one country over another i'm saying any country all of them man all of them like really like what is the

difference between that and heaven's gate except that one has more money what's the difference both of them are promulgating crazy [ __ ] ideas like one of them is saying that's the bad guy and we're the good guy and the other one's saying that's the bad guy and we're the good guy this is all absolutely true and i agree with everything you're saying however if you woke up in this day and you realize that you have this problem and you need to figure out a solution to it it's not as simple as well we're not just going to engage militarily because china's still going to be china and russia's still going to beat russia and iran's still going to be iran and there's a perpetual war game that's been in motion for decades and decades and although you're right it would be wholly irresponsible if you didn't pay attention to what's going on in the world and prepare for bad people right because then it's like you have to if they were heard like if all of a sudden by some rotten bit of justice somehow this podcast gets out and everyone in america and everyone puts down their arms and their guns how long before before the russia's invaders invaded the russians will invade 30 minutes this is the problem yeah this is where the it all falls apart isn't it this is it does but it doesn't what's interesting is how armed this country is this is an exceptionally armed country it's really weird when you think about it like i was watching this ad for the nra the other day and i was thinking like it is wild how many guns there are in relationship to people there's more guns than there are people like there's probably no other place like that on earth where if you do invade someone's gonna shoot you right right it's like the the amount of people that are like firearms owners in this country is bonkers yeah yeah i mean i know my dad had a [ __ ] arsenal you should have seen all the weapons he had when he died it was insane i kept finding guns i was like you look under a pile of clothes a pistol look over here like yeah jesus he had so many guns and he

loved guns and he and like he liked to shoot guns it was fun we that's a big wrote a song about him and yeah they yeah my dad was actually friends with kurt copeland was he no that's a great song imagine if that was about your dad i just look man you could have held on to that a little longer i was with you oh i would have bought into it i'm not going to let you bully my dad my dad's friends but i'm not going to do that to my dad's memory but the he the this is the problem is like a lot of our experience with guns if you grew up in the south is like familial memories that are really warm and sweet i remember like this is one of my big connections with my dad is how strict he was with us about [ __ ] guns man like if like he wouldn't let us play point guns at each other you'd never point a gun anymore like strict strict strict strict rules about it it's probably pretty smart but also just like the joy of like being out in texas shooting [ __ ] bottles watching them blow up never in there was like some insinuation of like we're gonna use these to kill a bunch of people it was just fun like hearing things explode and things break so yeah man it's like uh this is the isn't this the problem of like uh d like like creating a stigma around something which is like look it wouldn't it be better for your kids to like have basic gun safety and understand that they're just like a tool like anything else and this is what you how you hold one and what you do and why you shouldn't have one and all that stuff then to like ignore the this technology exists and imagine that 3d printers in five or ten years even though they're already doing it aren't going to just get better and better and better at printing out these [ __ ] things yeah you know they're actually legal that's what's crazy they're 3d printed guns yeah they're called ghost guns there was this i was make sure this is true because i was listening to uh uh coleon noir was talking about it and he was talking about how the biden

administration had been talking about ghost guns i didn't even know what the term meant but apparently it means a gun you made yourself and that yeah you can you're like legally allowed to make guns yourself you can order the parts yeah or you could be a blacksmith i guess i guess i don't know what the specifics are but he was talking about this and they call those guns ghost guns and i'm like oh my god like how many ghost guns are there like if we know how many people like have guns and how many guns are how many do we know how many ghost guns there are like right is that just guessing like that well again this is the winner is coming thing which is like okay fine have all the regulations you want and i some of them i really agree with but give me a [ __ ] break in a few years 10 years 20 years come on man guns are going to be the least of your [ __ ] problems man the least your problems once crisper technology falls into the hands of like the like consumer you know once whatever that we can just cook up i mean it's a dream of mine i have some kind of like chemistry microwave where you can just like type ketamine and it makes them for you that's probably gonna happen oh [ __ ] yeah yeah you have to buy the elements yeah mix them up in a cauldron somewhere it's definitely gonna happen i mean this is the like the this is the thing uh mckenna would talk about which is the amount of time between what you can think you want and that thing coming into existence is eventually going to be zero so oh wow through technology we just pop whatever we want into existence or maybe through the metaverse or whatever or some right right so this is a very i to me i think the effort uh when it comes to that form of regulation is like it's i get it but i think over time you're just like all right you're gonna have to start regulating a lot of stuff like you're gonna have to start regulating like [ __ ] who want to shoot their own satellites into space and can you know what i mean like right you

would i would if i could shoot [ __ ] yes like if you could go to best buy and get a little satellite that you could shoot into space and you could have the dunk and trestle show available only through satellite exactly of course i would do that you'd be your own server yeah totally self-reliant dude this is what this is the world you think like like how many people would be putting swarms of satellites up there oh my god right on the moon that's what i said about clones or or robots like if somebody makes a robot clone of them they download themselves into another body why would they only do it once yeah what if you got a lot of money was just some crazy billionaire dude who likes to drive it around a convertible rolls royce with fancy sunglasses on what if you make a hundred of yourself and then like next week you're you you see them waving at each other at stoplights you're like oh my god what have i done and they're all a unique individual that's allowed to live its own life yeah there you go and it woke up with a full rim of memories that's what happened god made man in his image that's what happened god cloned himself once they do that once they give you digital memories and they're so much better you can rewind them which is really good for security because sometimes people have two different stories duncan and it would be better if i saw if that guy pulled his gun first i need to know what happened did he say something threatening to you or just hit him in the head with a bat like let's go back and watch and we'll be able to review your memories what a night so it won't just be like an eyewitness account it'll be like hd 4k look at that dude disaster yeah you were drunk on tequila and you hit a guy in the head with a bat what about just when you're telling your friends that story that you like to kind of embellish a little bit and your friends are like hey do you mind doing a memory projection while you tell that story and they're like shut the [ __ ] up oh my god do that that would be so good to find out if someone's telling the truth though yeah you like if you really trusted someone no i don't i don't need

to see your memories we're good oh my god or like the way you think that's gonna happen that's gonna that phrase will 100 be uttered dude did you go through my memories did you just go through my [ __ ] memories dude like you know like how people go through their phones dude you didn't just go through my [ __ ] memories oh my god are you [ __ ] kidding me you weren't that's not where you were friday night what's this what's this dude i know you had other ideas yeah you had other [ __ ] hats out there being naughty yeah it's yeah i mean that's it's really interesting right there will be no like secrets within 20 years there would be zero secrets of anything in your mind you won't even be able to keep thought secret within 20 years right because they they'll figure out a way just to like read just to do it man just to know what the neural energy is inside of your brain pick it up yeah and then translate it anyone driving by people that's oh my god it's coming that tin foil that's when truly people are gonna have to start wearing stupid helmets imagine if that's what really works it's not tin foil but it's one of those um what are those things called the uh you put your phone into and then uh faraday cage yeah it's like a faraday cage faraday so that it is a tinfoil hat instead of a tinfoil hat it's a faraday hat and when you see someone wearing it you're like there goes a liar look at them with their [ __ ] liars helmet on they have to wear that so we don't know what they're really thinking but what if the hackers get a hold of that and make like influential programs that go into your [ __ ] memories and and change memories like well we have these digital memories but we also have filters shut the [ __ ] up someone already made one of these this is the best day of their life by the way faraday cap oh my god they have one lamb's faraday cap wave stopper technology 99 uv and wireless radiation why do i think it's hot that she would believe that right a pretty girl that has a faraday head on that's cool like yeah she's so crazy she believes the government's

trying to wire up i like it it's [ __ ] cool yeah now it's better it's like that that's like a little red whining i love that oh this is on amazon it's only 60 bucks wow fair radiation protection i'm gonna wear that on stage from now on that's my new look yeah but what happens you start wearing that podcast we're wearing those and our and all of a sudden we're dose please we're way more articulate imagine like our thoughts clear up what if all of a sudden you just feel more relaxed and you realize oh my god it's electronic interception just jesus christ like how it's [ __ ] up bees yeah you know they think cell phone signals are [ __ ] bees up yeah because they think it's like a constant jackhammer they're like whoa like this [ __ ] is not supposed to be out here they're supposed to be out communicating somehow or another they don't exactly know that's so creepy man that's so sad what's so funny i'm not gonna say it would say it there's a beanie a beanie why is that so funny you just thought it was that funny yeah jamie did you get a contact high five like we know there's uh tim paul where is it oh tim all the time maybe he's in he would get tim a new beanie maybe against 5g cell towers smart meters and wi-fi maybe that's what uh maybe he's ahead of the game keep your family protected you should keep your family protected to wear beanies yeah man oh we got to get a beanie well we should definitely get a hood well why don't you start making them jre faraday cat cages it's called a very touch and go rain coat oh nice night shielding for your mind you're a knight of the digital war there you go oh that's a faraday cage that's oh for hunting that way i could really be one with nature without any influence avoid government spying and look you can keep your phone in that pocket right near your ear that ear muff looks like a cell phone pocket doesn't look like a pocket just just answer your phone from right there hello duncan speaking there's like a little hole where the microphone is at the bottom oh god i

love it man i i i'm actually there's a whole industry out there for these things of course it's pretty fascinating let's get ready for faraday cage underwear because i know those are out there too right i mean that makes more sense to me a dick sheath something to keep you the emf out of your dick yeah like a jock strap like some kind of a harness 100 that makes more sense in the house they have it there they go there you go it's already there where where do we got here all of it those are faraday cage yep faraday underwear fairy tales that's you give that to your girl so baby it's the same company lambs they're all over it that's crazy man you said baby this [ __ ] can't be on an open network we got to close you today i'm going to put a faraday cage over that puzzle anti-radiation underwear anti-radiation under oh that i mean i don't know if that's a bad idea as a testicular cancer survivor i think it's a good idea do you think that the the radiation that you get from cell phones gives people cancer or could i don't answer that because we're on a podcast what do you mean we don't know i'm like don't answer that what i would it's a terrible question to answer oh you but you i think you're allowed to go i don't know and then say maybe it's this right like we don't clearly we don't know i don't know but i know that like before i got testicular games i played a lot of [ __ ] world of warcraft on a laptop right on my dick i know that jesus christ did is that what did it who knows but i would imagine keeping like a powerful thing that's radiating energy over your balls is probably not the best idea right that's not the best idea no try to get a little separation there i don't think that's crazy or anything just the heat on your balls i mean those things get hot don't they yeah and you would play four ever forever forever just roasting my balls oh my god dude yeah i mean i don't you know again i don't i don't know for sure but you can't that's the problem you can't really like yeah no one knows you don't know the reason but yeah i

think that makes sense to keep keep faraday cage underwear on yeah but it might be also a heat thing too i mean that can't be good heating your balls up like that with the that thing said no what am i saying i'm getting a sauna every day [ __ ] am i talking yeah but the sauna energy isn't coming from like uh like porn [Laughter] the computer the laptop but that doesn't even make sense because like how would you you can't sit there you can't you'd have to like that'd be a weird computer in the middle of the computer all over the place the whole computer is shaped like a [ __ ] life preserver you're just like you just reach in and whack off it's just it's a computer just for whacking off yes and getting cancer like you have to specifically work at it yeah so no i think it's more like people who've sit in bed with the computer over there over their genitals well they have that thing that people do use in bed sometimes it's like it's it's a little laptop table that you know like yeah you mean you think of breakfast and bed tables it's kind of like one of them jammies but they have a little laptop table they sit in bed too lazy for that i'm not gonna go get my laptop i wanna look at my computer in bed i i think the future the future people that you were talking about that is gonna be one of the things where they're like yeah they just put the computers right on their dicks they didn't even think it could be bad for them somehow slowly microwaving your balls yeah yeah i mean surely that can't be i mean that can't be good can't be good yeah but it's funny like people don't tell you when you're doing something they don't even know like with long-term exposure to laptops [ __ ] how long have laptops been around how long a laptop has been sitting over dicks that's not not long that's not a lot of years not long in the course of human history like i wonder if they could actually track i wonder if anyone's done this track actual laptop like sitting it on your

laptop use and some form of testicular cancer i wonder if they've done that i don't know i mean i don't know jamie can you google that long-term laptop use i mean it's literally called a laptop testicular cancer you're supposed to put it in your lap but in exactly my name invites you to fry your dick that's exactly what it does it invites you to fry your dick yeah just put it on your lap it's just easier is it true that if you rest your laptop on your lap you could get current scientific evidence indicates there's no link between using a portable laptop computer and cancer most of the theories about laptops and cancer relate to heat electromagnetic radiation or radiation from wireless networks huh well that's good news but that's they how do they know that because it does things don't give cancer to everybody that's what's crazy about things that give people cancer these people who smoke cigarettes their whole [ __ ] life no cancer and then there's people that work in a bar and you know they get secondhand smoke and they die young both those things happen i ca it can lead to certain types of cancer well here it goes six reasons to never place your laptop on your lap it can lead to certain types of cancer swiss researchers dr andres blah blah blah click on that on that link what is it the first one was from cancer.org dot second one oh you can't trust those australians they're beating down over there the government government got them over over a log this random blog i don't know is better information much better look at that ladies legs it's so important what happens if you place your laptop on your lap uh laptops are one of the most common productivity tools today they're portable convenient and powerful contrary to its name however a laptop does not belong on your lap unless you want to expose yourself to harmful electromagnetic frequency radiation laptops emit emfs in many different frequencies these ems can be extremely harmful to your health your vital organs also get an unhealthy dose of

electromagnetic radiation from your laptop computer if you make a habit of actually putting it on your lap how many people read that while it was on their dick okay to our knowledge is the first study to evaluate direct impact of laptop use on human spermatozoa uh x vivo exposure of human spermatozoa to a wireless internet connected laptop decreased motility and induced dna fragmentation by a non-thermal effect non-thermal i mean it's not because of heat wow we speculate that keeping a laptop connected wireless to the internet on the lap near the testes may result in decreased male fertility [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it can lead to certain types of camp first of all i don't know if these guys are right yeah we don't know what this is anyone could have i'm just going to be reading this out for the rest of the podcast dude it's terrifying it's terrible that's what you're thinking tell me let me know imagine somebody had to write that that's what really imagined yeah it's uh uh i mean imagine we found out that a lot of things we're doing are [ __ ] us up imagine 5g winds up not being bad but 6g is like 6g starts [ __ ] with your head like if they keep going with is there going to be a frequency like hey guys we just came out with 13g and good news no more need for phones we've got it we're getting it right into your dna well i think that if they found that out we would have a cool it would be a weapon right like it would we wouldn't it would be like if they knew that you could send out a frequency that really fried people's brains then that would be a new weapon that people would use like that what are they calling it the uh the cuban thing where people hear crickets and then they have brain damage they hear like the chirping of like cicadas or something and then suddenly for the rest of their lives they have neurological damage and no one knows what it is yet some people say it's a uh it's not real it's hysteria some people say it's like some new weapon

that they're blasting at i think they're pretty sure something is actually happening now i think they're pretty sure from the last thing that i glanced at they were saying before that they were thinking that some of it may have been people making things up or yeah they thought people were exaggerating or what what else did they say what were the other possibilities i just read that that it was like uh what i don't know like uh it's hysterical it's hysterics it's uh people you know mass hysteria mass hysteria and it was more than one person right yeah how many people supposedly i don't know but now do they think it's real now so what does it call it havana syndrome havana syndrome what what is the latest opinion on havana syndrome because whatever it was what they were really terrified of was that someone was going to be able to just [ __ ] with people's heads from a distance so you could point it at the president while he's giving a speech you get pointed at a race car driver in the middle of a turn you can do whatever you want and if that really came to be where you like can just [ __ ] with someone's head from a distance like hey man why how is it possible for them to send radio signals through the sky how's it possible for them to send cable signals through the to the ground and satellite video and and stuff that comes from your phone to another phone you don't think it's possible that they could just send some sort of a pulse that directly connects with whatever the [ __ ] it is that allows you whether it's hearing whether it's something some where they can pinpoint an organ in your body and irritate it and not just your head what if there's something they can do that can impact your heart your heart like there's a reason why people's hearts stop when they get electrocuted right yeah something happens to them and their body shakes up and it stops beating what if they can just [ __ ] with that a little bit well they the heart they did the cia made a heart attack gun that's real like what if they don't even have to have a gun like remember when tesla was trying to send electricity through the air yeah what if they could

figure out how to send electricity to the air and give you a [ __ ] heart attack while you're sitting at the bar we'd be in trouble could you imagine if you electricity worked like a drone you could just you knew where you would send it you just coordinate it into a thing and it goes right through the [ __ ] wall and zap someone in the head and they just drop dead on the spot can you imagine that weapon how crazy that would be goes right through buildings a whole city yeah everyone just dies the infrastructure remains you just have to go in and scoop them out can you imagine a guy's uh on a date with his wife and uh wife's ex-husband kills both of them with electricity that's [ __ ] up rival football teams kill each other with electricity it's scary life is cheap anybody can just electric electrocute dude from other countries electrical people on the other side of the border suddenly like the number of followers you have on twitter becomes very scary no just because like that many people are aware of you what is the statistical probability that one of them will be like why don't i just fire an electrical beam at rogan imagine a imagine a technology that just allowed you to direct a lethal electrical beam anywhere in the world yeah from a satellite yeah where you want to talk about mutually assured destruction and people being nice because you know like at any point in time someone could just end you with electricity off what do you think would be the average age people would make it to i think five i think we'd have a nation of five-year-olds and everybody else would be electrocuted and five-year-olds be toasted kids for [ __ ] stealing their spaghetti yeah yeah toasting kids for using their big wheel too long [ __ ] you bam billy you gotta not kill people you're not gonna have any friends yeah they'll be like long distances between houses very few people left dude it would be just forget it like after one [ __ ] night after one night of hearthstone you know like after one night of any of these games people play so many people

would just kill you if they could at least with a gun you can hide you can go behind a wall imagine if electricity can go through a building and moved like a homing pigeon just right to the spot knew exactly where you were you just just i know what your number is your number 39 zap 39 and just [ __ ] him and just send it and then you listen it would be so [ __ ] up man if people could just kill people like that with a press of a button there'd be literally nobody left it would just be people dropping like flies and you'd want to do somebody before they did you and people just start killing each other with electricity that's a very interesting that's like a twilight zone where everybody wakes up yeah black mirror with the ability to kill anyone they wanted to at any time at any time with a press of a button with electrical bolt comes out of the sky and just cooks them gets through buildings finds them specifically targets that's cool that episode should you start with someone walking on the sidewalk and all of a sudden people around them just start dropping yeah just fully electrocuted and burst into flames and drop into cinders look if you could do that how many people would not kill people it would be real it would real problem because anybody could kill anybody that's so people would start killing people when people would start disappearing you'd want other people to disappear and you'd want to figure out how to hide from people who try to like make up some elaborate shelters to hide from the electricity but the re the real problem of it is let's imagine that actually humans are more compassionate than we're thinking they are right now you really just need one person right who decides to kill everybody else it's you know what i mean like that's the this is the problem to me this is where we're headed man this is where we're headed full steam ahead to a point where our technologies get better and better and better so that

it's no longer school shootings it's no longer someone gunning people down in a subway it's some as of yet non-existent technology that someone gets access to and just wipes out entire cities right vaporizes vaporizes people i mean this is like this is the scary thing about the world that we're in right now is that if people would we'll do mass shootings they're only doing they're using the gun not necessarily because they want to because that's the best thing they have on hand to kill people with right so as soon as like people are able to genetically engineer viruses or people are able to you know send their bot swarms their nano bot swarms out in the neighborhoods and just recalibrates people's dna so they just you know instead of a mass shooting it's just a bunch of people on a subway just melt because someone sent nanobots into the subway to just destroy them i mean this is like this is what we're facing as a species is the inevitable creation of something that's more accessible than most weapons of mass destruction are now and then what are we going to do right it's like cell phones used to be very hard to get now everybody has them yeah and they're tightening yeah nuclear weapons were very difficult to acquire yeah and they kept the lid on that for a few hundred years yeah until it just became nuclear apps on your phone yeah dude that's what i'm talking about panel says some havana syndrome cause cases may stem from radio energy a group of experts found that not all injuries to diplomats and cia officers could be explained by stress or psychosomatic reactions there you go so that's what they were calling it at first psychosomatic they were saying that they were just imagining they had these issues but what what are the issues that they're coming up with the panel's conclusions also undercut the arguments of some outside experts

that mass hysteria stress or psychosomatic reactions were the cause of the incidence the panel found that stress reactions could have contributed to ongoing symptoms but that no so-called functional illness or mass hysteria could explain the initial injuries in the cases that were the focus of its investigation [ __ ] yeah god damn it this is the last thing we need it said um listen this intelligence officials briefed on the panel's findings did not say how many cases it had focused on although they said between 10 and 20 victims were interviewed they said the panel focused on cases in which victims heard a strange sound or felt pressure and then experienced a loss of balance and ear pain in addition the panel focused on cases in which the victims reported the sounds as coming from a specific location whoa so spooky whoa that's wild ultrasound could have caused some of the injuries uh the panel identified one potential cause what's called pulsed electromagnetic energy particularly in the radio frequency range also known as directed energy wow [ __ ] spooky man that's wild [ __ ] dude they could just [ __ ] with your brain now if they can do that why can't they do that with an electric bolt that kills you i bet they can we could i bet they will be able to that's well that's the scary thing whatever way you could think of to kill people they will eventually invent it think of before the gun it was pretty hard to kill someone now you can kill someone a half a mile away right he's a rock you have to use a sling you get close about you gotta risk them killing you well you know at first it was no weapons you had to kill him with your bare hands and beat him to death and then it became so you had to fight things off with sticks and pointed things and weapons then it became shoot him at a distance with an atlatl and then a bow and arrow and throw a spear and all the other different things that people figured out before they figured out guns right now that everybody figured out guns the smallest child can end your life with a

mere pull of a finger there's no strength impediment everyone is created entirely equal right when it comes to the impact like it it's a show stopper if he has a gun you don't have a gun he's five you're dead right yeah that's how it goes yeah that's crazy that was it's definitely a new thing because like you could see a five-year-old pick up a rock or whatever what are you gonna do so that's new within a few hundred years right and with pistols and revolvers it's new from the 1800s i mean they credit the uh cult uh revolver with being one of the ways that the cowboys fought off the comanches when they first started adopting right these revolvers that had more than one bullet in them because he used to be at a musket you had to pack that [ __ ] down and reload and by the time you did that the the native americans were on you and you were dead yeah so they figured that out so that changed the entire west yeah that changed how where people could settle and live that changed how they they fought war with the comanche well when they did that they changed the course of history so if it goes from that to everybody can have a gun like these constitutional carry states there's like 23 of them now where anybody can have a gun at any time there's more guns than there are people yeah you were telling me you're uber driver think of that and imagine if that's the case with something really crazy like a drone with a warhead yeah yeah man really spooky yeah drones with warheads that operate off tour so you can't track them sure they're using virtual private networks bugs just bugs no one pays attention to bugs you know like this is the the the tiny little beetles that are watching like you don't know if one of those has gotten into your [ __ ] house like right now when someone wants to scope out your property which i hate you know when all of a sudden a [ __ ] drone just appears who is that you allowed to shoot those down i think it depends on the height of the drone or the i think like really i i'm not positive i just can't shoot

straight i think there's a height considered to be on your property oh interesting and there's a height that's no longer on your otherwise people could shoot planes down like it was in my yard off my land yeah that's true right so yeah i think it's a it's a height but you know the drones are going to get smaller and smaller and smaller they look like flies now yeah exactly have you seen those no look like flies i haven't seen those look at that they have tiny drones that have fly like wings yeah there you go yeah i mean they're gonna when battery technology and software becomes more efficient you're gonna be able to have these things fly around and look like look it look like that yeah why can't it look like a bee like that's like that look at that what is that that's a real one though that's a real bug that's a real bug that's a real dragonfly which by the way it's not a real drone if it's not then they [ __ ] made a really good one but by the way i mean let's forget about drones and how [ __ ] cool are dragonflies cool as [ __ ] look at that thing that's a living organism on planet earth isn't it it's one of the oldest i believe is it really yeah it looks like it is i mean that is a dope looking thing that's been around for a long time they're so cool like they're not threatening they're they're they pose no danger to us and they're like super imposing and cool looking and they're big they don't taste good have you eaten them i'm just saying if they did they wouldn't be around well they they look like they'd be poisoned with their yellow and black that looks like don't eat me like almost like a danger warning yeah yeah yeah they look really old and yeah the the like that kind of stuff man that's really yeah it's really weird when you see old design old studebakers studebaker of bodies ah yeah man it's crazy to see that and or sharks how about an alligator gar oh that's cnn that's the most prehistoric thing that's alive today if you looked at it the way they look with their teeth pull up a photo of an alligator gar it looks like something

from the jurassic it doesn't look like something that's supposed to be here right now i think they're millions of years old i don't know how many millions of years old but i'm pretty sure that certain things just work look at that [ __ ] thing so spooky tell me that doesn't seem like something from another era that seems like a dinosaur [ __ ] right i mean that's what i would assume dinosaur fish were like or dinosaur era fish well look at the size of that thing it looks like it's laughing i mean i think they have its mouth propped open with a stick to shut the teeth that's generally what they do but if you look how big these things are i mean some of them grow to like 14 feet long man they're [ __ ] huge dude and they have these crazy thick uh outer coats that you have to cut through with like wire snippers like their body is like armored all that [ __ ] on the outside it's super tough frank carford so when they um look at that sucker i mean these are they really do seem like they're from another time yeah there's a few of those animals that are out here crocodiles are for sure one crocodiles for sure that's one that just seems like it's from another time or that giant chicken that just popped up on the internet did you see that thing what did you see that video of that giant chicken jamie it's huge it comes like out of the hen house that it's in it's like giant it's it's like probably four feet or something it's like look at this [ __ ] oh i have seen this video yeah what the [ __ ] yeah it's a specific breed of rooster it's a big rooster yeah that's you know if you don't believe that the dinosaurs turned into birds that's a dinosaur that's 100 of dinosaurs and can't do sometimes don't like chickens like grow fangs or something like something from hen's tooth hen's tooth yeah it kind of goes back to dinosaur first i don't know if that's the origin of it but it wouldn't surprise me you know a lot of animals uh used to have tusks and all sorts of

other things that have retracted and just become like ivories inside their mouth yeah like elk have those elk at one point in time you used to have tusks yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't be surprised if that's what a hens tooth is does is a hens tooth um does it look like an actual fang have you ever seen one no okay that's i i think it's actually oh is it one of those phrases that's like this this is rare as a hen no i think like and again i i i don't the reason i think this is because i was probably taking a [ __ ] and like scrolled by something and read it wrong but like i think they like sometimes they either grow fangs or like they grow like some kind of dinosaur god damn it's probably not true for years i've been believing this they've made some scientists made some they forced hen's teeth to grow that's that's what it was you know what i went down a rabbit hole yesterday what watching komodo dragons eat monkeys ah dude dude why the why would you do that to yourself that's so i watched a video of this monkey uh attack this man and pull a giant chunk out of his head ah the guy pulled like pulled them the man's skin back and and like it scalped him like a giant strip a large strip of meat and hair from off his head the monkey just for no reason just bit him and pulled his hair back and then i started thinking man my monkeys are [ __ ] i'm like wonder what eats monkeys and so then i go into this komodo dragon rabbit hole of kimono dragon swallowing things whole holy [ __ ] dude watch this i don't want to watch it man ah why'd you make him watch it so rude was that his skull yeah that was his skull yeah it pulled his meat clean off and that exposed his skull like watch it keeps going you see the guy sitting there oh no bro that's his skull and that's his that's his scalp it looks like he got part of the skull or is that no that's not that's just the inside of his skin

oh what a crazy [ __ ] like you just when you thought your day couldn't get worse a monkey rips your well you know that monkey had decided it was standing on him it was doing whatever it wanted then it decided to pull a chunk out of its head they know we're weak they know we're just big but they don't have any fear of us dude when i was in india i got chased by monkeys oh here's one here's one komodo dragon caught a monkey slipping they're horrible dude that is in my opinion that's the scariest what is this we just took a left turn into hell but keep it going keep it rolling don't stop don't shut that off komodo dragons killing monkeys this was my yesterday jesus what are you doing you always do this but you need to know that this is a real thing that's happening right now i don't need to know this everybody does everybody does because this is real life for sure this is life like there's life that's a shoe someone's chew that's someone they ate yesterday look at [ __ ] that man imagine living in that world you know what uh there's a coke bottle there too let's see that i'm uh i'm gonna be um very uh this is pessimistic i think this is a zoo yeah yeah i was just gonna think i think they set this up well great man now i have that in my head that's rough that's so [ __ ] up that's but that animal is of this heartless killing machine that roams this one particular island and their their their drool is poisonous yes the drill is botulism yeah yeah very dirty they're nasty [ __ ] up yeah they have like venom they they used to think that it was just um i think what what is it that they used to think it was venom and then they decided it was just the toxic bacteria or is it a combination of both i feel like i think it's a combination of both but it bites things and just follows them until they die because it knows that it's nasty saliva will just rot them out ah [ __ ] man it's dark dude there's these videos of them they'll bite an animal whether it's a water buffalo whatever the [ __ ] they eat and they'll bite it and just follow it for a while ah

and then eventually it just gets weaker and weak jesus christ there's something about a lizard doing that man it's like i'd rather get eaten by a lion because at least a lion has fur and it's a mammal and it's got to be terrifying yeah at least it's kind of one of my people you know what i mean like a lion is closer to us than a komodo dragon also and i know you know if i'm wrong about this isn't the lion's general methodology of killing you suffocate the thing right you clamp down on its neck so it suffocates it yes versus these creatures where it seems like they'll just start anywhere they'll like start on your leg move out most of the time they go for the guts because guts are easy and the guts uh incapacitate uh you know an antelope or anything that they're killing do you think this is i like to go for the back legs do you think that something kicks in when you're being eaten by an animal that make puts you into like a dream state like you know what i mean where you just kind of like you give up you're done because you're in your because we've been if you're alive on the planet whatever your dna is it's been getting eaten by [ __ ] for a long time like our ancestors those little lemur things they say we came from you know the the or if it's monkeys or whatever in our dna built into the dna must be something like all right here's what you do when there's no more hope and you're just being eaten alive i'm sure you're the brain bloods with love and psychedelic chemicals yeah probably trip balls while that lion's eating you yeah suddenly you're like oh i'm part of everything now i was talking about that in one of my specials it was that there was this um area of the slender bands where these fishermen got killed by a tiger but it wasn't just the fishermen got killed by a tiger but the tiger killed them one at a time he swam out there killed a guy dragged him into the water dropped his body off the shore jumped back in the water yeah and did it two more times killed three out of four guys god and i was like what what does it feel like the moment a tiger locks eyes with

you and it's climbing into the boat and you know it's a wrap i think i bet it just bursts into a kaleidoscope yeah as your brain floods with psychedelic chemicals yeah or suddenly you just think you're human [ __ ] living our lives we're just being eaten by a tiger right now where may you know this is this is one of the things that i worry about is that how do we know that we weren't in some spaceship and we got absorbed into some kind of a predator but the way it eats us is not the way a tiger eats you it eats you by like hypnotizing you and then dissolving you for infinity that's what we call reincarnation it's just like us like you know slowly being devoured by an alien that is giving us the impression that we have memories or whatever maybe he just wants to toy with us you know cats like to play around with things they're killing they like to let it run away and then catch it like if that happens here how do we know that's not what we're in right now like we got caught by a very advanced powerful cosmic predator being that is keeping us locked into reality i mean the demiurge that's what they call it gnosticism yeah that could be true or it could be just all this chaos is to ensure that we pay attention and we try to improve things and we realize that no one is no no intelligent person is running this show it's impossible no one can yeah right and the people that do get a chance to run it they all go corrupt because they realize you can't fix it by yourself and you're all locked in with a culture of corruption and influence even if it's not even if it's legal you'd still you know it's not right right you know it's not right it's like they're doing some sneaky [ __ ] and that's all of them and so we don't have real leaders we don't have real it's hard to find out what the [ __ ] the truth is right and we're being bombarded with bots bots whether it's hired humans that are designed to make up things that separate us or whether it's actual artificial intelligence that's got maga flags and it's [ __ ] twitter bio and they're coming after people right the horde this

is the this is where in buddhism intention becomes really important which is because of all this like because of the that everything you just described and my stupid idea of us being by an alien or whatever ultimately because reality is so incredibly confusing on one level yeah we need something almost like a mnemonic device like a simple thing to revert to and all the confusion which is seemingly the most obvious cliche thing to say you can always be kinder something like that in other words in all the confusion regardless of whether we're being eaten by an alien a tiger bots an ai bot or just various propaganda mechanisms trying to confuse us all we need something to revert to that transcends all that [ __ ] yes which is you can be kinder just that basic intent even if you fail at it every day when you're being selfish [ __ ] at or you're in a hurry or whatever it is if you keep reverting to that intent this is though this because no matter what like if there is nothing after this if we are trapped in an alien if we're in hell if we're in a simulator if we're in heaven whatever the thing reality may be i think no one at the other end of the tunnel is going to be like you [ __ ] you are trying to be kinder all the time when you're around people you're you're you're treating other people with respect and dignity and you're trying to be kind even though you're in a lot of pain you're scared and angry most of the time you were still trying you dumb [ __ ] because you were supposed to be mean in there it was that's how you went there no one's gonna say that no way no one no so that to me that's a thing we can revert to uh you can always go back to that i heard the dalai lama say that that's not mine it's a good thing to say it makes sense it's and it's simple it's simple and it's easy to remember dude we should wrap this up because you got a show you got two shows [ __ ] and i gotta pee again

it's already fun i gotta pee again [ __ ] all right thank you all right krishna harry krishna come see me in austin if you listen to this tomorrow yeah um vulcan gas company which is an awesome club on sixth street and uh dunkin trussell.com uh instagram yeah whatever just yeah thank you love you buddy love you [Applause] [Music]