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dude he's the dark hor of the pound-for-pound division cuz he's not a champion yet but he might be one of the top pound-for-pound guys he's right up there with Aldo he's a beast did you see his last fight with Brad picket he hit homeboy with a knee to the face with no jump just [ __ ] Leed up with his knee you know instead of that thing where they lift the front leg and then they come up with the right leg they'll start with the left leg and then they use it as Force to kick up with the right leg some of these badass Brazilians like Anderson can do it too where they just fly through the [ __ ] air with one knee and bar just lifted that knee up and crack caught caught Brad picket in the chin I mean he's a beast dude and his Jiu-Jitsu is [ __ ] sick you know as soon as Brad picket like stumbled and he saw position he jumped on that back so quick man it was a thing of beauty man I saw the UFC special on Nick Diaz caros Condit yeah which one episode one [ __ ] I don't know episode two uh I don't know if it's aired yet is it aired yet the the one where they have Nick Diaz like kindergarten teacher yeah is that funny damn she remembered Nick right she remembered Nick and this is I learned a lot about Nick and I I come up with a hypothesis you know before when in in the early days if you were a black belt and Jiu-Jitsu [ __ ] you had a shot at the title and then it became if you were an Olympic wrestler damn you have a shot at the title now it's obvious now it's becoming more like all other sports like if you didn't wrestle do Jiu-Jitsu and and worked on striking since day one as a kid because there's so many kids doing that all three now you don't it's like you're not going to have a shot in the very near future and I think there's one there's one more factor and that's the Nick Diaz Factor there's obviously he doesn't like cameras he's he said it a million times he doesn't like to talk in front of cameras he's not you know um you know he's he's he's he's not into it and maybe he's shy in front of the camera or whatever and his teacher was even saying that he wasn't uh the most you know vocal guy and and and he had trouble expressing himself and all that [ __ ] and um when he gets in that cage and that door slams shut and the crowd
is roaring there's no more [ __ ] talking he just comes alive he looks at his opponent he's like nobody could [ __ ] hear you you could be the most articulate funny charismatic guy on the [ __ ] planet but you know what I [ __ ] run all day swim all day du I got a crazy chin I'm going to [ __ ] kill this [ __ ] that's like a that's an X Factor right there if you didn't like you have to look for that I think in the future in Fighters like do they have that switch where when they [ __ ] get in that cage it's just it really is like life or death his is a very different thing than anybody else's first of all his approach to it is so different than anybody else's in that he does like endurance training like long distance Marathon type training and basic basically forces these guys to try to keep up with them I mean he basically puts them into an endurance contest and tries to get them to keep up with them that's why he does a lot of juking a lot of getting in their face all that stuff tenses you up all that stuff all those punches that he throws at 50 60% all those tighten you up you know one of the things that Frank Shamrock said was that when when Nick deals was punched him he hits you so often you can't breathe you don't know when to breathe you can't relax because you you never get to relax because they're they're just they just keep coming which is just different it just he just fights in a different way I think the way he does it is brilliant it's so brilliant because no one else did it before him no one else figured out that that way to fight no one else really like would not just have great skills but have ridiculous worldclass endurance like swim from alcatra endurance that's that's nutty [ __ ] man they said they went through a countdown he sparred like some ridiculous amount of rounds then he ran five miles and then he swam for an hour and a half that was just one day yeah and he just does that all day maybe maybe he has some kind of condition where where he's obsessed with exercise I don't know I mean I think he loves it for sure you know when he was a kid he said that you know I think he said it was one of the countdown shows his uh his I think it was his uncle or someone was like uh track coach track coach yeah and he used to take him his grandfather Danny propos
but that's the other thing too here's the other thing too with him you know what he doesn't like [ __ ] talking you smoke a joint what do you feel like doing go for a [ __ ] run see what happens to your head feels great feels great I smoke a joint I go swim fit for an hour you feel like [ __ ] Hercules when you come out and that's his world that's his [ __ ] world that's what his endurance comes from from going I don't want to hang out with these dumb fuckes I might stab somebody I'll just smoke a joint and run till like [ __ ] high wear's off and he runs for [ __ ] two hours when I lived in Boulder I used to smoke and run and the high when you finish [ __ ] running is a complete different dimension yeah even when you smoke and lift man you feel you feel feel all your muscle tissue like when you pressing weights you feel it you feel your whole body moving that's why smoking and rolling they say well not just that yoga smoking and doing yoga that's the way you're supposed to do it Ed Trend I used to eat an edible supped to eat I used to take a little piece of banana bread or a little hash cookie I take it at 700 in the morning go to 8:30 yog you know my head is at at 8:30 and the [ __ ] is smoking yeah and I would just go into it little by little and it's amazing it's [ __ ] amazing when you walk out of there you don't know what hit you you really don't so that's what my thing is with him that he just you know what he's not the type of guy that's gonna go to a club or whatever what would you do smoke a joint's the last guy I'd want to fight because think about it like compare compare him to GSP and even Jon Jones and Anderson Silva the what he has that they don't have maybe they will develop it is he will stand right in front of you and exchange with you and he's down to go to war right in front of you I mean not very I mean GSP ain't going to do that John Jones probably won't even do that and if you decide to take him down he'll [ __ ] you up on the ground too his Jiu-Jitsu is amazing what the fight what the [ __ ] are you going to do yeah what are you gonna do with Nick Diaz he was killing what are you gonna do with him cyborg he was killing cyborg standing up so cyborg took him down and whoop arm bar like within 30 seconds he had him in an arm bar yeah I mean GSP might be able to
take him down but what is he going to do he's not going to pass his guard yeah he's not going to pass Nick Diaz's guard it's not going to happen he he doesn't get tired when you're on top of him either you know a lot of dudes man you put them on their back and they just get exhausted they get demoralized they get exhausted unless we see his chin fall apart man I don't I can't see him losing well you know that can happen to some Fighters when they take beatings you know at a certain time we've seen it happen over and over you know with vanderlay and you know so many guys Chuck eventually they had they had iron chins and they would come even if they got roed vand never had an iron chin vand got dropped a lot sakuraba dropped him a lot of people dropped him Henderson had him really badly hurt he just was CH is a lot worse now it's a lot worse arguably arguably but you know he was already just this dude who ran face for first you know he one of the things that made vanderlay great was how Reckless he was you know he didn't give a [ __ ] he would charge at you literally like a wild dog you know he'd be like a pitbull just running at you but that style gets you hurt you know that style I mean he's the there's not it's not a coincidence that he's the only guy of his era that had to have facial reconstruction so he could breathe you know his his nose was flattened smashed flattened if you go and look at his face from when he first entered into pride and then his F face in his first UFC fight with Chuck he's a completely different person you wouldn't even recognize him he was a handsome guy when he first got into the into Pride he was a [ __ ] handsome guy vanderlay look atand hot pretty sexy I go I dance with him if he he was cute he was cute he was a uh sexy he was a completely different looking person you know noera as well noar's face looks way different too how about Nate [ __ ] Diaz holy [ __ ] it's like a carbon copy of Nick Diaz we got two Nick Diaz's we don't just have one yeah that's [ __ ] incredible he was just like maybe a year behind Nick Diaz sort of in development it seemed like like maybe in Jiu-Jitsu was a little behind and in the Striking and in the Striking power and now he's like caught up to nickd I think he had some weight problems too where he didn't cut the
weight right and now he cuts it right and now he has way more energy cuz when he went up to 170 you know he he had some fights where he looked badass like the Rory Markham fight holy [ __ ] and I thought man you know this kid is draining himself too much to get down to 55 but then he figured out how to do 55 right and he came in in the gy fight and just [ __ ] lit gy up but Cerrone fight was even more impressive because he did it for three [ __ ] rounds so it shows that he's got endurance at 155 too and he lit Cowboy up man I mean that I thought that was going to be a crazy close fight it's like sort of how I feel about this Condit fight I don't know what the hell's going to happen I look at it I'm like man both both guys are tough as [ __ ] both guys have Mad Skills both guys can survive some dudes can't be the nail you know some dudes could be the hammer but when they're the nail they fall apart K doesn't fall apart man cona got bummed on by Jake ellenburger Ellenberger had him in all sorts of trouble and Ellenberger puts people away that kid hits [ __ ] hard he's one of the hardest hitting guys at 170 and he bombed Condit and Condit covered up weathered the storm and came back that was the first [ __ ] round man he was in in all sorts of trouble in the first round where a lot of a lot of referees would have pulled that trigger a lot of referees would have stopped that fight if they didn't respect him if they didn't know him if he was like a new guy into the UFC how did that fight end again he won a decision won a close decision okay but it was a great [ __ ] fight but what it proved to me is that kit is is no front runner he's a dude that is is in it to win it the Rory McDonald fight another perfect example that came on the third round third round came back and stopped him lost the first two rounds came back in the third round stopped him and that kid is a [ __ ] Phenom man that Rory McDonald man a [ __ ] elbow he got to the Head son yeah he crushed him on the ground he broke his face open on the ground he you know condit's an animal he's a real [ __ ] killer that guy's a straight killer what he said in that countdown show was badass he goes I want the res the referee to rescue you I want the referee to come in and save your life save your [ __ ] life man and that's
the way when a dude thinks like that that that's a killer man I mean if he wasn't doing this he would be somewhere working for the military shooting people in Iraq I always said that about him he's a killer he's a [ __ ] killer that Natural Born Killer that's not just a nickname you know you can talk all that tough guy [ __ ] you want what happens when you actually get in there and you're throwing down when that guy's actually in there and he's throwing down he's a [ __ ] Stone Cold killer they both are they're both Stone Cold Killers neither guy's going to be scared of the other guy both guys are going to be just going in there ready to just let it all hang out this is going to be a crazy weekend I I wish I wasn't working I wish I [ __ ] get Kenny floran to fill in I want to get hammered I want to sit cage I'm going to take it would be an honor to to call this fight don't get me wrong but there's fights like that where I wish I could just go oh [ __ ] K PI right kek and Mike Pierce yeah those are two yeah are you kidding me man both wrestlers Pierce is dangerous for everybody he's he's one of those guys that eventually he's going to catch on you know eventually Pierce is gonna hit his stride and he's gonna be Johnny Hendricks and dudes you know like Johnny Hendricks just took out Fitch there's these wrestler dudes that are just they're striking is slowly getting better slowly getting better but the power is always there it's just a matter of figuring out how to put fist to face and they're getting better at it and Johnny Hendricks man the way he put out John Fitch like that with one punch I'll tell you what Johnny Hendricks hits anybody with that punch anybody and you're [ __ ] Ville [ __ ] that guy hits really hard there's some guys who watch him hit dudes in the cage and you know you know you say well hey that's a strong guy that's an athletic guy Hendrick is one of those guys he's got that extra there's that extra there's some dudes when they hit you you hear it when you hear them hit the bag you know you know every know when you hear hear guy hit the bag and you go this motherfucker's got that extra pop to it that's what Hendrick has got you either have that or you don't have that I mean you can certainly make your punching power better you certainly build your
muscles up a bit put some weight on learn how to turn your body into things better but some dudes just know how to throw and that Hendrick Cat knows how to throw and so does Pierce he knows how to [ __ ] especially that left hook oh oh he's got power and kek too man kek is dangerous as [ __ ] man that Matt Hughes fight that was that was a brutal assassination man you know that was a that was a brutal ending to that fight which you kind of knew what was going to happen stylistically you're like well here's two really good wrestlers but one of them has stupid knockout power and the other one you know has been knocked out a few times it's not it's not the best stylistic matchup for Hughes you know you know he's got to fight again he's looking for another fight Hughes man Hughes and hoist Gracie they should make that happen man he'll kill ho that's it doesn't matter it's it's it's a good rematch ho wants it really bad no matter what happens it was still going to be a match say I shouldn't say he'll kill Hoy cuz you never know what the [ __ ] is going to happen and ho Grace is a legend but based on that first fight I would hate to see that again unless there was something wrong with did did is ho claiming he was sick or something I don't know ho is you know what is an alltime great he's the original Legend he was the first Jiu-Jitsu guy the first guy to show the world if it wasn't for him I would have never known none of us would have ever known if it wasn't for his accomplishments in the Ultimate Fighting Championship none of us would have ever known but that was a long [ __ ] time ago you know and errors they pass for a reason and at a certain point in time your body just do not move the same anymore you know and the world passes You by and when that happens you got to step aside man you got to step aside you can't just be going out there and getting knocked out all the time and get hurt all the time because it's just it's just reality you know reality there's a certain point in time where all of us are going to be dust man and the only way this sport really works is that we stop people from competing when they hit that point because they don't believe it the same thing that makes someone a great fighter makes someone say no you're all wrong I'm going to prove the
world I'm going to go out one more time I'm making a comeback that but that's that's how guys get [ __ ] up yeah but they got to decide for themselves if Hoy wants to fight I want I would love to see hoist Matt Hughes really he wants it if Matt Hughes wants wants another fight that's a great rematch what if we got on Matt what if Matt Hughes got on his back just like before bombing him in the head her Dean would come in and stop it at the perfect time I don't know man I don't I don't want to watch that fight again I want to watch what happened in that fight I love ho too much man I love that guy I think he's like I said he's a legend he's a hero he's not going to get killed he'll tap out it's not I don't want I don't want to see him fight in that in that unless there was something really wrong with him and unless he's different now I don't he wants it really bad I think that's good enough wow you know who else wants Hughes who your boy my boy Dan Hardy oh [ __ ] Dan Hardy's been calling him out Dan hard like him apparently that'd be a good fight yeah you don't think Hughes would be able to take Dan Hardy down fairly easily oh Dan's worked really hard on his wrestling yeah I'm assuming he's working like day and night on take down the fence and uh if Hughes goes back to the way he was wrestling when he was at his Peak I mean if that's possible if his body can still do that man remember those days like the Sakurai days when you you know people forget how dominant that [ __ ] was you know he was dominant man he was like one of the first dominant wrestlers actually that learned submissions too so he wouldn't just beat you up he started strangling guys taking backs he started getting arm bars Frank Tri [ __ ] yeah didn't he didn't he beat him twice beat him twice with a rear naked choke yeah the second time after he got kicked in the balls y those were great remember he picked him up and walked him across after after Frank trig was bombing on him Frank trig got his back and it looked bad but Frank Tri does not know how to finish that joke he doesn't know how to defend or finish and Hughes picked him up walked him to the middle of the [ __ ] cage and threw him against the ground it was awesome man it was awesome that was like one of the best moments like MMA moment come from behind you know from being
stuck guy kicks you in the balls hits you with a bunch of shots takes your back and this is that in a rematch of a fight where you [ __ ] him up in the first fight you didn't want to fight him in the second fight anyway and then he starts winning and then Hughes just mustered it all up and turn it all around that was amazing that was some amazing [ __ ] yeah some good high guard action in that fight as well see a guy like Hughes I mean I think uh Hughes is a great fighter but I think a certain a certain number of Knockouts that they have toay step in and stop you from doing that you know whether it's your family whether it's your friends whether it's you know your boss there's a certain amount of times you know I've talked to uh there's a a guy that I know very well who is a uh brain um he's a traumatic brain injury specialist and what he deals with is uh rehabilitating people and um and helping people like with uh IM all these mental imbalances that people have due to traumatic brain injuries one of the things that happens is your body stops producing testosterone you get really lethargic you get depressed like that happens to a lot of guys that have a bunch of head injuries they get depressed apparently your brain can only take like a few concussions in your life who needs to retire right now who yes I would never tell any of them to retire but there's a few dudes that I would I would pull aside and I would say you know think about this a little bit you know I don't want to say because I'm in my position you know being a commentator but there's there's a lot of them any any dudes who have been knocked out a gang of times but there's guys that violate that [ __ ] like alist over alar been stopped a bunch of times dude he's been knocked out a gang of times how many times a lot I would bet he's been stopped at least eight times damn yeah yeah he's been Chuck knocked him out okay B Hari knocked him out in in in in kickboxing um what is that big dude that used to fight King of the cage real Angry guy Hoffman Bobby Hoffman Bobby Hoffman knocked him out how about that yeah Bobby Hoffman ko'ed him um Shogun kotm I believe um a bunch of dudes stopped him man A B oh katanov knocked him out a bunch of dudes stopped over but over figured it out man and one of
the things he figured out he was just too [ __ ] small he was too small at 205 you know when he moved up to heavyweight but then again katanov I think katanov jacked him at heavyweight he started you know I don't know what what changed in him man what changed his ultimate dedication what what changed in his intensity what what changed but no no one's ever turned it around like over no one's ever gone from being stopped like eight times and you know and back when he was fighting at 205 as in you know in MMA he was thought of as you know a tough guy a tough guy but a guy who would gas out he goes from that to be the first guy to win a world title in both MMA and K1 kickboxing no one's ever done that before no one ever won the K1 Grand Prix and won an MMA title and looks like that you know who the [ __ ] looks like alist over Dre I he's a goddamn superhero in a comic book he turned it around so when you got a guy like that you kind of can't say anything you know you look at merco crocop and you go man I love crocop he's a legend he's got one of the greatest highlight reels of all time those head kick Knockouts one after the other but at a certain point in time how many times can crocop get knocked out before someone doesn't want to you know you feel bad for him you know you know it's amazing the alertness of the whole concussion thing yeah like everybody's H to it now like I was watching 60 Minutes Tuesday night and they interviewed Roger gdal the the whatever the NFL and on Monday he reviews tapes to see who gets concussions and they showed a guy hitting another guy like a a w wide receiver getting hit by a defensive back and he pointed the defensive back getting the concussion and staying in the [ __ ] game so they're finding him now if they they stay in the [ __ ] game with the concussion because you know you don't want to go the [ __ ] out you're rocking you're playing you know what I'm saying so you don't even feel it but it's amazing how the the guys are staying in voluntarily so who the [ __ ] are you to tell them uh it's dangerous man it's really dangerous and these football players they're finding out now you know these guys by the time they even get to College a lot of them are [ __ ] up that dude who remember that dude who died
Henry something Henry died in a back of a pickup truck football player really recently do you know know I'm talking about no him and his girlfriend were arguing he jumped in the back of her pickup truck try Google that [ __ ] Brian If You Can Henry something Henry football player dead pickup truck anyway the dude died don't don't put butle in the dude died and they he was only 28 I think and they they checked out his brain he had a brain of like an old man it was his brain was all [ __ ] up his brain showed massive damage because he had been koed who knows how many times by the time he got to the pros you get koed in high school you get koed in junior high school I talked to a dude who had a [ __ ] 11-year-old son and his 11-year-old son got knocked out for a half an hour and they put him back in a month later a month later that kid playing football again I'm like you're crazy one of my students got knocked out in Chris Henry Chris Henry yeah yeah was his story he does it say anything about his brain uh Cincinnati Bengals football player Chris Henry died after he fell hold on after he fell oh [ __ ] it just went away um he fell off the back of a pickup truck fell off the back yeah pickup truck [ __ ] man these guys man they don't realize a lot of people you know they had no idea so they were just throwing these people back in over and over and over again and now they're starting to put it together what are you doing over there Joey what are you doing checking something out well one of my guys got knocked out last weekend in an amateur show and he wasn't knocked out completely it was controversial almost like the ref stopped it it could have it was on the fence whether could it was early or not he got up right away and was complaining he was never out but he was like a little rocked I didn't complain about the stoppage it looked it looked legit he got rock standing and then got taken down couple ground and pound against the cage he never was out popped up by the time we got backstage by the and he sat down he didn't remember anything about the fight not one yeah they don't remember anything about the day he wasn't even out though that's the crazy thing he wasn't even out and he doesn't remember he didn't remember the name of the hotel we were
in well you remember when we saw Tim Sylvia we were in the uh Hotel bar we were waiting uh to get our car to the airport and it was the next day after we fought Randy cotour he fought five rounds against Randy and lost his title and he came up to us and he goes dude he goes I don't even remember the fight and he goes uh I I remember the the the the bell ringing and then I remember sitting in the corner asking uh my my corner what round it was and they it's the last round he's like what the last round like he just fought five rounds on Instinct he had no idea what happened he got hit with one right hand early in the fight and just had no idea what happened wow yeah that's you don't we don't you know when that's why it drives me crazy when someone will call a fighter a [ __ ] oh this guy you know he never brings it he fights like a wet blanket you go get your you get your [ __ ] brains rearrange son you get someone Shin kicking you off the side of the head you know there's a lot of guys that like criticize guys for being boring you know I doesn't bother me at all I don't I mean maybe I don't necessarily want to see them but I I respect what they're doing I respect like like Antonio mcke a lot of guys give him a lot of [ __ ] you know cuz he you know kind of like wrestles guys to the ground he never never gets in like standup exchanges with guys too much and doesn't take any damage but that's the key he doesn't take any damage yeah might not be the most exciting thing in the world but if you want to fight it's really that's a smart way to fight man smart way to fight just close close shop close everything there'll be no one punching there'll be no nothing there'll be you on your back and me punching you a little bit here and again but nothing crazy because I don't want to get submitted and then I I'll win every fight you know it's it's not the smartest way to do it because it's a it's a sport and you're also marketing yourself it's entertainment but I understand it I'll never call one of those guys a [ __ ] it's a smart way to fight man what' you think of these fights this last weekend it was tough matchups you know first of all uh the Damen Maya Weidman fight Weidman cut a shitload of weight he took that fight on
11 days notice and you could tell when he was in there he he struggled and even uh Ray Longo gave it away in the corner Ray Longo said you know I saw what you went through yesterday I saw what you did yesterday you can do this they said that his his cut was horrific but he that kid is so [ __ ] tough he just did it and he went out there and he grinded on Maya and he won a decision but you could tell by the end of the first round he was dead he was dead walking and Maya luckily for him was dead too Maya looked looked like really like like I heard he had a flu or something like earlier in the week he did not look good either so both guys was a it was a real endurance issue you know like I was talking to Jeremy Piven and Jeremy Piven was like laughing about it you know cuz I didn't interview them and he's like would you have said to them so it's safe to say endurance was an issue in this fight because it really was like it was kind of you know it wasn't the best fight to Showcase MMA you know but it was just a circumstantial situation there's nothing you could do about it you got one guy who's a [ __ ] stud wrestler with all this goddamn potential that Chris widman could be the king of the world someday he could be the Jon Jones of 185 pounds he he's a he's a beast he's a wicked wrestler he puts guys to sleep he put Tom law to sleep with that [ __ ] Dar choke he's nasty man he's strong as [ __ ] I saw him fight G in Abu Dhabi he avoided everything and he got gva in a [ __ ] Dar and he didn't tap him but the fact that he was able to sink it in and lock it up and had gval fighting to to you know to to to get his you know his legs under him and and to defend pretty [ __ ] impressive for a dude as a wrestler I mean I don't know what his Brazilian jiu-jitsu rank is but he's one of those kids that you know he's really [ __ ] strong willed really smart and he's just a winner there's some dudes that are just winners man they could have a torn meniscus they could have a [ __ ] herniated disc they take take you down anyway they take you down anyway they still strangle you while they're in pain there's dudes that can just for Force through [ __ ] like that and that's weidman's one of those man he's a [ __ ] animal and then Daman Maya you know what I think about Maya man he's in
limbo right now because Maya at one point in time was just taking everybody down and Strang on them he was all Jiu-Jitsu and that's when everybody loved him he was nasty but somewhere along the line if you're you know what these Nate marquarts these guys I can't take down they beat the [ __ ] out of me standing I got to get my stand up better but in doing that his Jiu-Jitsu is just not the same it's not what it used to be you know he submitted cha sunnon he submitted Ed Herman he submitted all these guys he was strangling people man and it was nasty when when he got you on the ground you were fuv and he pulled guard on those guys he refuses to pull guard now CH Sun hit him with a [ __ ] lateral drop you remember I mean he was nasty but but his standup is not good he's mechanical like he moves like the whitest guy on Earth you know what I mean like if you look at the way he moves around he's got like this and he does the same thing over and over again he Paws with the right and then throws the left Paws with the right and then throws the left it's way too predictable you know he needs to that guy needs if he really wants to work going to stand up he needs to go to like Holland and just hang out with Tyrone Spong for a year just do what that guy does move the way that guy does you know go go train with Goan saki GO train with go to Mike's gym and work out with Melvin manhoff see the way those guys move you got to move like that imitate them move the way they're moving do those kind of combinations maybe your body doesn't exactly move the way that body moves but try to emulate it the best strikers all have a particular style like especially kickboxers they all have a particular style you watch manood Fight he moves and he throws faints he throws faints boom and then he throws kicks he's got a very particular way of moving and that the way of moving is the way of an elite Striker you know a dude like when you see a what's that dude's name CH Sanderson you ever see that dude wrestle when that dude gets low and he moves on dudes there's guys that look at them you look at the move around on the mat you go that's a [ __ ] killer you know like Mark Schultz back in the day you would look at Mark Schultz move around you're like that is a killer there's a certain
way that guy moves you're like that's an elite wrestler no doubt about it there's a way he hits those hits those takedowns it's elite you got to imitate those guys you got to if you want to be a real Striker you got to figure out what those guys are doing and figure out that style and then do it apply it to MMA but you got to imitate the way they move and right now Damen M does not move the way those Elite Strikers move you know he's so good at Jiu-Jitsu I know that he could be good at everything else but it's going to it's a leap you know and at 32 years of age it's It's Tricky is that what he is about 32 I'm not sure how old he is but I I really think that that um him eliminating the pulling guard strategy has really hindered his game I mean there's only three things you can do in a fight you can fight standing with a dude you can try to take the guy down or you can pull guard that's all you can do and Damen Maya always had that third option most MMA fighters most UFC fighters don't aren't good at that third option their guard isn't dangerous enough to pull and attack look at Paul harrus Paul harrus that he who was the guy he beat did he put her in a leg lock oh menzio yeah that guy um that guy could have been an Olympic wrestler and a K1 champion and Paul it didn't matter to Paul hars he took that out of the equation he took a little shot and he pulled guard and went right after his legs he bypassed the superior wrestling he bypassed the superior striking he had the third option most Fighters don't have that third option Damen Maya was one of the few that did have the third option if he was having trouble on his feet and he couldn't take the guy down which comes up all the time having trouble on your feet can't take the Dude down if you don't have that third option you're going to just stand up and and either lose a decision or get knocked out and and that's it I would love to see p harz and Damen Maya oh and remember at the height of Damen Maya he was pulling guard he was taking shots if he didn't take him down he would pull guard he would sweep him get on top and attack he's not doing that no more he decided some someone convinced him that just be a striker just stand up try to take a guy down there's so many guys out there that he's not going to be able to take
down and there's so many guys that he's not going to be able to strike with what like Weidman yeah what are you going take down and you know what he's it you know he was tired and both guys weren't in the best shape for that fight they both obviously had some sort of a physical issue but if he didn't if Weidman was at his best it's a terrible fight for him it's terrible fight he's not going to take that down but but if he would have been the old Damien Maya where he would have taken a shot he would have sprawled he would have pulled guard his guard is dangerous enough in submissions and sweeps where he could have did something to widman but he took that out of the equation and and then he decided to kickbox with him and now all those years of Jiu-Jitsu he's so good at Jiu-Jitsu it's not even in the game you're like you're it's a kickboxing match why would you do that you know if you can't take the guy down drag him down yeah you know you know otherwise you have to kickbox and Maya's not a kickboxer yeah it's so stupid I look at Paul harrus look at Paul harrus what he did he took a lazy shot the guy sprawled he sprawled right into guard went right to a leg lock the fight was over and done those leg locks are ridiculous dude his leg locks are ridiculous his legs are ridiculous I was watching him move around I was like this dude has like great stuffed into his calves yeah there's no way his calfs really look like that nobody's built like Paul har people should watch that fight Paul Harris's last fight and look at that as a serious way out of a fight that you're having trouble in if you're in a fight and you're beating him standing [ __ ] it stay standing you got this [ __ ] don't take him down if you can take him down if you it's it's pretty easy to take him down take him down get on top but if you can't strike with them and you can't take him down which comes up in so many fights it's so common you got to have your guard dangerous enough so that you can pull guard either with leg locks arm you know whatever look what poar did look at early Maya yeah he's got to figure it out but too bad his Jiu-Jitsu is awesome you know it's it's awesome the old days watched him was awesome he's definitely got to figure it out though it's [ __ ] crazy game man that fight game it's a
it's it's a ridiculous game ridiculous way to make a living man you want to talk about the the craziest most dangerous way outside of War to make a living that's it right you imagine getting punched in the face every day and training yeah I can you [ __ ] imagine that [ __ ] I can for sure every [ __ ] day yeah 10 [ __ ] years I remember when I first uh the the thing that really got me thinking about what kind of damage uh striking does to your head was when I started transitioning from taekwon doe to kickboxing man because I was a novice my my striking was not very good my hands were not good I could punch hard but I didn't really know how to box yet and I would go in there with guys who did know how to box and even if they weren't punching you hard they were hitting you a lot and you just go home and you're [ __ ] I would lie in bed and my head would throb and it's that terrible feeling like what am I doing in my brain you know this can't be good lying in bed with headaches after a sparring session that [ __ ] can't be good and you'd go everywhere that the light would hurt like and I wear sunglasses like because you the light would like hurt when your your head is pounding from getting punched in the head [ __ ] is so bad for you that's why Jiu-Jitsu is so beautiful you get the you get the thrill of the kill there's no brain damage and except you know the guy who scares everybody the most is Paul harus because everybody else just kind of TAPS you out Paul harus rips your legs apart yeah he rips dude's legs apart I mean he just gets a hold of your leg and like sorry you ain't walking right anymore that's it your leg's [ __ ] for like a year good luck he might be the first guy to leg lock his way to the top because if he just keeps doing what he's doing what is he doing he's not really striking too much with dudes a little bit he's just going to shoot and you're going to sprawl because the shot wasn't that good he's not a wrestler and then he's going to pull guard right into your legs so what are you going to do against that you can work on your Tak down defense all [ __ ] day till your head explodes he's going to pull guard on you he's taking all your wrestling and just throwing it out in [ __ ] garbage all you're striking you're wasting your
[ __ ] time he's just going to take a shot and pull guard he's a beast it's an amazing uh talent and skill to work on and not I don't think uh that many fighters um well I know not that many fighters are working on it and more should they should explore what's up how much did you love Chicago this week did you have a great [ __ ] time my head still [ __ ] spinning God damn we had fun right that [ __ ] stage man it was overwhelmed that was one of the best shows we've ever done I think it was the best show we ever did you know when I walked on stage I had a stutter step for a second like the weed and the [ __ ] stage hit me all at one shot I couldn't digest it my brain it was like I had a little bit of concussion for the first three minutes it was very surreal and then once I got my timing going it was all over but it was very surreal at first I couldn't absorb it I'm used to doing a theater with a bottom and the top not a bottom a top and another top on top of that and another top on top of that filled to the brim and the people [ __ ] yelling they know who the [ __ ] you are the energy level you know little Esther's parents just everything about the show nuts the line afterwards I heard little Esther's parents wouldn't let didn't want her to take her to the UFC or or they didn't want to take her they just didn't want to drive she lives about 40 minutes outside of uh where the UFC was they didn't want to drive and go through the traffic and the the traffic was nuts yeah they were nice nice people I mean nice to us I don't know what they did to her to make her little ler great limo driver Damian [ __ ] great guy Dan he took the yeah she was um she she [ __ ] killed dude did Esther killed and she went on after Joey Joey lit the place on fire and then little Esther goes up and I mean she had a [ __ ] killer set dude she's got some great jokes she's I I really I mean I said this to her par parents and I'm not bullshitting I go she's way funnier than I was at her age yeah she's way better than I was at her age she's she's going to be a killer man you know she's right now what is she 23 or something like that hold is she yeah 23 I think 23 confence she grabbed from the other night I was blown away the night was great the fans were great the people I
talk to were great but my night was made with little EST her parents were there you know I don't have parents how great is that for your parents to come see you in a theater and they you know and not just your parents seeing you anybody can see you when you're on HBO and you got your hour I'm talking about the night that it hit you it hit their parents finally what their daughter was really doing you know you come home as a kid you're like Dad I want to [ __ ] jump off planes what you're going to come work in the factory with me that's it what nobody in this family ever jumped out the [ __ ] planes [ __ ] you you're going to die and for two years that's all you get is torture and then finally something you know some and every family has I'm not going to come see you you know your father's not going to come see you he doesn't approve of you boxing and all a sudden one night your father does come and you know what she just wasn't with Janine GLE and a bunch of girls she was with Killers she was with Marines from The Comedy Store boot camp training they went to Camp Pendleton I followed Paul Mooney she was dead so I seen her growth right there when she got off stage her little face I had tears in my eyes dog I was I was so excited for her cuz you can't describe that her parents were there bro yeah she was uh it was incredible it was the best show it was the best show we ever did for sure the biggest show we ever did too I've never sold out that many we sold out that whole place it was like 3,300 seats or something like holy [ __ ] nuts it was nuts that's nice man 3300 is giant right giant I got videos of it I've got videos of it got to be your record right you saw you saw another guy that had a des Squad tattoo also yeah another guy who had a des Squad Tattoo Des Squad tattoos Joey Diaz shirts I mean it was just [ __ ] overwhelming hey Brian I'm going to email you this you could put this on the thing it was very it was very just Inspire just the [ __ ] I had a hot beef Italian sausage combo sandwich that I almost stayed there I almost [ __ ] moved that red band with hot and sour peppers hot and sweet peppers from Mr Beef I mean this [ __ ] was [ __ ] delicious the restaurant went to the first night was delicious the [ __ ] Fogo the second night we went to that Steakhouse the third night it was just
[ __ ] my [ __ ] on Sunday smelt like I had firecrackers in there like I had gunpowder in my [ __ ] they put heavy duty meat they put heavy duty gunpowder in the meat in Chicago that cattle is the real [ __ ] deal they got Deca in it cuz I my [ __ ] I had a like candles in the [ __ ] hotel it was horri I W you know Joey and I were uh we were staying in the corner of the hotel and so we had our own we had a door that would go into this area and then he had a door and I had a door so we had like two doors it was like our door that to get into our little area and then we each had an individual door I would open up my door and Chicago by the way is [ __ ] 30° outside he's got his windows open and you hear the wind whistling in like a haunted [Music] house so I would open up the door and literally it would sound like you know like there was a [ __ ] hurricane going on in the Next Room and do you know I was still sweating at night you got to go to a doctor son I was still sweating in there by the listen dog I walked into the doctor's office yesterday for my preop I walked in there at A4 to N I hadn't smoked reefer didn't smoke rea the night before had 10 hours of sleep drank water I was relaxed you know my blood pressure was at 8:45 in the morning morning what 185 over 100 is that good no that's horrible that's [ __ ] murder yeah then after they took the blood out it went down to like 140 over 90 and that's okay but it's still not [ __ ] acceptable you know what I'm saying yeah my engine runs hot all the [ __ ] time I take the medication I take the well you lost a shitload of weight at one point in time how much did you put back on 20 that's it that's it I'm 295 I was even in shock yesterday I was even in shock yesterday but some of the uh weight I put back I lift it I [ __ ] you know replace some my my legs are strong again I mean I'm trying to [ __ ] really do this I really want to get in shape you know it's not you could be an in shaped fat dude you know what I'm saying like it can't be hanging over in your titties and [ __ ] like that but you could try to that's why I told the doctor yesterday he goes you know one thing about you is I know you're really try I really [ __ ] try at this you know what I'm saying I take my pills I
drink a lot of water I really [ __ ] try at this so the [ __ ] diet let me tell you something I count my points I still write the points down but if I'm going to eat if I'm in Chicago with Joe Rogan how you not going to go to F go to Cho wait watch this could suck my dick you know what I'm saying you know what we're not having the desserts no more we had no dessert all weekend had always had a [ __ ] salad you know we always eat salad mixed greens you're trying the best that you [ __ ] can you know for breakfast I eat [ __ ] oatmeal I mean you know I'm real careful about not eating too much before a show but we had like two hours yeah we had two hours you know and and that's what [ __ ] [ __ ] at me like they won't put me on the anavol with my knee cuz my blood pressure there's no [ __ ] way I knew that from the Jun you don't need to be no [ __ ] genius yeah you you need to you need to get yourself in a little bit better shape no no no just got to I got to figure something out for the blood pressure I either got to [ __ ] go on a straight vegetable diet no you you pushing vegetarian on me come on that's the best way to to shm trim your body Down's the biggest you what's the biggest you've been 4:15 no Jesus christ5 you were 100 lb plus more than you was that when you did the intro intro to the master because you B you look like a different person I probably G 20 lb after that when you're that big how do you know because you go on a regular scale it just I don't know you get on regular scale just shrugs it shoulders I stopped looking at it and I would go to gyms and I would put it all the way to 350 and it would just go Kink so after a while I would measure it by the Kink how fast it went K that's how you measure it that's about 420 so then no I didn't know I trust me I always kept thinking 380 390 and then I went to a [ __ ] uh heart doctor and they got the meat scale over on Century City they got the [ __ ] meat scale they got the thing where they give you the pre heart attack where they shoot the speeding you get on the [ __ ] bicycle and start running and [ __ ] and that day I was 4 [ __ ] 15 oh my God so that's the biggest you ever that was November of 2009 or something and I said then he goes come back in January and we either put you on a on a
diet that [ __ ] you know with a Lap Band Whatever or and I was you know I'm scared of needles that's a couple times you got to go see that [ __ ] it's not just a scared of needle thing the people break those things how many times has Ralphie had that operation Ralphie had the other yeah the the other one the bypass yeah but he he broke it though right he busted the the needle snapped the [ __ ] paper he made a smaller stomach they made him a smaller stomach and then he broke through it somehow or another right something over stuffed himself I don't know didn't you have him on your podcast recently yes he was very good talk about how he almost died yeah he was very good man yeah what did he say it was just uh one of those [ __ ] things he was like he was burnt down do you look at a guy like that and go as long as this [ __ ] is alive I'm okay that's your canary bird no is he your Canary a CO mine you know what man I know how hard it is for him to travel I know what it was like to get on a plane when you're 415 lbs and the seat belt don't even fit in [ __ ] first class okay I know what it's like how to walk out how your joints hurt that's why I love these personal trainers that you know I I go to North Hollywood Park and I got a guy 400 lound walking around the park it's not going to work my friend it's going to last 3 weeks he's going to tap out the joint pain is unbearable put him in a [ __ ] pool and make him vegetables and [ __ ] like that you know and I know what it's like to sleep is that what it is a joint pain that's the real issue with being that it's amazing it's amazing and every time you [ __ ] fly your ankles swell up and he's flying two eight times a [ __ ] week you know he's constantly flying is he on the road every week he's on the road already how bad is it he's on the road already he's on he's in Tempe for Super Bowl weekend eight [ __ ] shows the whole [ __ ] stopped he stopped smoking weed he stopped smoking weed is he eating it nothing no weed he can't do nothing oh that's so sad wa he stopped because because of what he had like uh blood clots in his lung or something like that how would weed hurt that it affected his lungs we did all the smoking it the smoking it and the [ __ ] flying and the [ __ ] you know not breathing and it adds up
after a while I would think it would make all that that traveling fun you know they do they do all these tests on marijuana they do tests on a guy like Eddie Bravo who's a normal weight yourself when you add 400 lb it's got to do something to your [ __ ] lungs when your lungs are this big and you're trying to what's going on Brian that's what's going on you know show going too well [ __ ] affects you at every I found treasure it affects you at every level man I don't the reefer is just something that they told him to stop smoking is a precautionary measure well I think smoking anything is probably not so [ __ ] good for your body you know there's no evidence that it causes cancer it's very different from tobacco smoke we have smoke all put in the same category but it's not it's not but there's other options do something to you the pot I've been smoking weed for 30 years I've coughed I've spit [ __ ] colors [ __ ] SCH Smurfs the whole thing something's got to be going on with you alone you know these people sit there and say well Harvard did the research yeah that's great it's got to do something to you something you got to nothing is [ __ ] free you got to pay somewhere along the [ __ ] line so knock get the [ __ ] off reading High Time some scientist with a beard with sandals on I don't give a [ __ ] I'm telling you that somewhere along the line smoking for [ __ ] 30 years I've been smoking weed for [ __ ] in 30 years and I'll tell you what I know for a fact I got that C O P D I know for a fact I got no p d p [ __ ] with your lungs when you hear little bells and whistles in your lungs so what I do you know when you breathe right now you me you ever hear me breathing on the [ __ ] you ever hear me Brea stupid you ever hear me breathing on the microphone you ever do that [ __ ] stupid you ever do a thing on the microphone you go Jo I can hear you breathing do you hear you breathing do you hear Eddie breathing COPD or something so what I usually do is look at the [ __ ] up don't look at him with that [ __ ] look I chronic obstructive pal that's what it is remember I used to take the steroid I used to breathe in and it gives you [ __ ] like you eat oh that like a and remember I said the one doctor said I might have asthma yeah so
what I used to do is whenever I hear the bells and whistles you just go run around three laps poof cleans it out I've been doing that for years whenever I hear a bell and whistle that means you ain't walking enough [ __ ] get on the get blow the whistle did you get you see that thing that Brian's got you seen that whatever that's great that's great and [ __ ] but you just got to get out and walk forget computers you're right but the beautiful thing about that is it tells you exactly what you're doing you can't [ __ ] yourself tells you how much sleep you're doing and if you think and if you think you need it and you don't have any money just write on a piece of paper you're lazy [ __ ] put in your pocket that's what I've realized that that that what I do I look at it I'm like oh [ __ ] I'm lazy I know this already I could I could have saved my myself $100 and so you're not you're not it's not changing yourit all I can see myself trying to beat my score before kind I can kind of see that but unfortunately I just have this lifestyle that I'm so [ __ ] busy that the only way that I can change that is just to make sure I work out every day where this is more like for people that I guess uh like have time more time to try to jog more and Brian is totally doing a totally different approach to what we're doing Brian is working out solely so that he can get more [ __ ] that's fine that's his issue that's a good that's why 60% of people people take [ __ ] steroids that aren't athletic how many times you go to a barn there's 18 guys looking around you think they're going for Mr Olympia and you're like where do you live Glendale so what's all these weights for for what to do what to be a bartender for 100 a night at the [ __ ] local Club ah to pick up [ __ ] that's a lot of it do you do steroids not really no you just look like a [ __ ] tree trunk you know but you don't do steroids okay you're like the Barbarian Brothers I ate 36 eggs for the last three years every [ __ ] day well Brian is just doing it to keep up he's got a freak on the line that's what he's got to do listen most people don't get [ __ ] serious until they got until they get rushed to the hospital this obesely [ __ ] epidemic in this country is until you get rushed to a [ __ ] hospital with a tube coming out
of your ass then you'll be at the gym doing jumping jacks bro or you're going to [ __ ] die when did it uh when did it affect you when did you really start thinking I got to do something H when my [ __ ] spine was hurting when I do blow whoa the back of my neck was [ __ ] [Music] going when I would do blow when I would have to wear underwear to go to the gym because I would piss my pants cuz I couldn't catch my breath when I was throwing punches with Mac foi Jes Jesus Christ that's when I [ __ ] realized it and I knew that I wasn't going to get the operation that was not going to [ __ ] work at all so I knew that I had just eat right you just can't deal with the idea of it but you were also talking about it like it was like a weak thing to do you didn't like it working out the operation the operation no yeah because people think in this country everything bro look at our [ __ ] kids we got now a kid has a [ __ ] bad day they put them on a [ __ ] pill and then when they get old and the computer crashes now they got to put them on another they have a nervous breakdown you go to little league and [ __ ] Sherman Oaks you know you can't yell at the kids to strike or you suck or swing these kids are [ __ ] pampered that's why half of them on [ __ ] pills guy so what you're trying to tell me is I can go to Burger King every night and eat like a fat [ __ ] slob till I'm 35 and call Mr lapband and get my [ __ ] together and that's what you're telling this country so half of these [ __ ] aren't going for the right thing you got to when you're 400 pounds you're not sick it's your character something's [ __ ] not right something's not right so if you get up and walk to the corner every [ __ ] day eventually you're going to get bored walking to the corner so you're going to walk another Corner then you're going to walk another Corner next mon you to walk to the YMCA like I did and you're going to get on the bicycle for 5 minutes and it's 10 minutes and it all [ __ ] helps out see in my world when you're a comic you think that you only come home Mondays and Tuesdays so if I work out Mondays and Tuesdays Eddie what's that going to do for me nothing not true even two days a week [ __ ] helps I didn't know that that's the mentality I took I'm like you know what
I'll [ __ ] snort blow and the sick thing was I always kind of worked out I always lift the weights I always did [ __ ] something you know what I'm saying I wasn't like so that's why when I got sick it bothered me but I felt like I was too much behind the eightball the first time you're about to get you're about to get knee surgery [ __ ] yeah and I'm ready I fainted yesterday Fain on the way up from the [ __ ] you don't even feel let me taste something it's 2012 these new vampires you don't even feel the [ __ ] needles they could [ __ ] you in the ass 80 times and you won't even know it no more listen I put Santana on my iPod and I look the other way and 2 minutes later the [ __ ] bent my [ __ ] arm up I didn't feel the [ __ ] needle I didn't feel the [ __ ] need I'm looking they let you put iPad you put an I do it all the time when I go to the dentist I put something on why sit there and look at bellosi when I could [ __ ] every [ __ ] dentist looks like bosi to me when they're looking in your [ __ ] mouth you know what I'm saying you don't feel rude but just tuning out no they most dentists have TVs my [ __ ] wife goes to a place that has [ __ ] big screen TVs with headon and I stopped going to this one dentist cuz he would ask me stupid [ __ ] question no that's you know you uncomfortable i' have like really bad conversation like clunky conversations with them and I was like when you got your fingers in my [ __ ] mouth what is that to talk about listen let's understand each other I'm going to lay back and open my mouth tap me when uh tap me when I'm [ __ ] done I'll tap you if it hurts cuz that's what they say tap when you feel the drill or something you put the [ __ ] an iPod on you close your eyes you're not in there Eddie Bravo what's happening [ __ ] you're a month away from having a kid you're sitting there like [ __ ] Buddha with no [ __ ] food talk to me [ __ ] I love it you ready for this man are you ready you got to be [ __ ] ready don't tell me this [ __ ] hell yeah you got to be ready you name yet don't tell me that you looked at a TV show on Discovery I want you to tell me you went to your uncle's house and changed some diap I've been wanting to have a kid for a while and we tried to you know this was planned this was was not an accident I I
wanted a kid I wanted a kid you know I'm proud of you I'm happy for it's going to be a fascinating experience man did for you I see what it did for you you're a different [ __ ] man for sure changed me as a human being first it was the reefer when you came to me you said you had the best ice cream sunday in your life the other night be Bravo the way you gave it to me that was beautiful and then next thing you know Mrs Rogan came on the scene I seen the whole I will never forget the day Eddie Bravo got me high we that we went and had ice cream Sunday and I had the most massive revelation of my life I couldn't believe how goddamn good that ice cream sunday taste between me and you that was the first time you ever straightened up before then you were a [ __ ] ape you was still bent over if I threw you a banana you'd eat the [ __ ] peel seriously that day after you ate that banana da Queen you were back you were back your chest was up and [ __ ] well you guys know me I don't know me as well as you guys know me oh please that was it you were walking out all fck I know I'm a different person I'm a lot more relaxed and everything but it must have been interesting much more for you to watch someone change their [ __ ] beautiful thing it's a [ __ ] beautiful thing man I love to see Evolution I a people watch it I love to watch people and shut your [ __ ] mouth don't say sh don't say nothing to him let him walk into that hole you don't say nothing but I think coming from you know my background you know like doing martial arts competitions my whole life and then just transition right into comedy I had never relaxed I never settled down I never I never learned how to just be calm you know it was my my whole body and my brain my personality all developed under duress it all developed under you know physical combat all the time on a regular basis constant training constant fights constant tournaments that was how that was my life from like the time I was 15 till I was like 22 all my forat of years was all spent in in stress and I remember when I first decided that I wasn't going to fight anymore it was like the first time ever in my life when I was like 22 my my last kickboxing fights I've the first time ever where I could relax I would always like be nervous like when
is the next tournament when's the next fight when's the next thing I got to get in shape I can't be drinking this I can't be doing this couldn't live my life cuz I was always worrying about getting my ass kicked I was always worrying about like I have to make sure that I do everything right I got to be prepared I don't want to get [ __ ] up you know so it's like it's it wasn't the best mindset to go into a stand-up comedy for that's for sure it's like a constant battle because standup comedy you got to it's totally the opposite you got to not give a [ __ ] you know you got to you got to be relaxed you got to have fun instead of be tense and ready to go at any moment's notice you know you sent me uh by the way whatever sent me doesn't work one of them doesn't work the other two do check your emails yeah I just I you you sent me two things and both of them are like movies that are one second long what yeah Brian it's amazing check it again dude I know it's I know it's good resend it okay my [ __ ] 15 to 22 my mind wasn't fighting I wasn't a fighter but I was in a different type of hell I was in my own hell I was putting myself into you know and it's so weird that I became a comic what six seven eight years later or something like that and how I took that wildness into the [ __ ] comic and nobody understood what I was saying until I met you guys at the store I I found the [ __ ] home I was always I used to travel on the road with trible and do all these little road things I remember when I first met you at the store everybody was [ __ ] terrified of you yeah I was crazy no you you and I I I remember being like the only guy like when I first met you that was like he's great what are you talking about I love that guy and every was like oh here comes Joey Diaz like where's he at I like would gravitate towards you CU you didn't scare me you were nice to me you know you was you you you weren't a scary guy you were a regular dude I I could you were like one of the only guys there that I could relate to there was like a lot of guys that I couldn't relate to I Knew dudes like you you know I mean not you but you and my friend Johnny B the pool Hustler very similar characters man very very similar characters you're both way out there you both like not give a [ __ ] guys and you're both guys that were
like polarizing some people would love you to death and then everybody you know there was a a a large group of people that for whatever reason they'd be upset at you like I remember having to defend you even a d rera even damara was hating on you for everybody every and I don't get and I loved it I [ __ ] loved it because that's why you know it's so weird that this whole surgery thing really taught me about fear my fear has [ __ ] done wonders for me because that's why when I wake up in the morning that's the first thing I [ __ ] do is grab my [ __ ] [ __ ] because for years I was scared I'm always insecure that immigrant [ __ ] thing shizel into my [ __ ] mind since the streets of New York City with the white K the thing not knowing the language not feeling good enough like everybody else not being a [ __ ] American and it sits inside my [ __ ] soul so for me everything has been Riven on fear every time I get on stage like the other night fear was real in Chicago I got on stage in between the reefer and whatever was going on and the lights I got fearful man but you know what that's normal to be scared that's a great emotion especially when you're a standup comic because when the the more scared you are the better you're going to [ __ ] do especially in my case the more red up I am 2 minutes before I go on stage the more energy I'm going to give that [ __ ] audience but I've looked at my life and I've seen how much fear I was petrified to go get that [ __ ] needle even though I [ __ ] knew nothing was going to happen I was going to walk out of there but I went in I took the needle after I walked out of that needle I could have [ __ ] killed 10 [ __ ] people with my bare hands because you overcome one of your biggest [ __ ] fears till this day I get little emails and people you know I I suff I S I suffer from a social disorder and I don't know what to do well the answer ain't taking a [ __ ] pill it's checking your [ __ ] confidence and grabbing your balls and walking into a circle and saying [ __ ] it I'm here you know my mentality was always go into the mouth of the line and put a chair down and sit the [ __ ] down and let the pieces fall where they may and if you're not going to live like that [ __ ] them all I'm at the store two [ __ ] nights Joe Rogan the first [ __ ] Night Eddie
Griffin bumps me you know how embarrassing that is you become a regular on a Sunday the first [ __ ] night you bring 11 people to come see you your landlord comes and you get bumped by Eddie Griffin and the second night I go up there and Steve Green says to me hey last weekend you [ __ ] auditioned here for mity you said what of my jokes I said it's February [ __ ] 11th I just come off a plane January 29th and you're already accusing me of being a [ __ ] thief and remember he had his violin case who Steve Greenstein I don't remember was a creepy guy older guy that hung out at The Comedy Store and he had a violin case so this is a Tuesday night it's black at The Comedy Store it's 8:00 the main room is packed but the original room would be empty because people were scared to go up there on Black Knight cuz they thought they were going to get [ __ ] mugged so the original room was always empty so Steve Greenstein was up before me he get this is my second night at The Comedy Store dog I just got to La I'm a [ __ ] criminal I've been in prison I got all these problems but for the first time in my life I got a little [ __ ] daylight at The Comedy Store this lady made me a regular all my life people were like has MIT sure seen you has MIT sh seen you she going to make you a [ __ ] regular I get down there I'm a regular this is the first time since my mother died I had any luck I had been in prison I had been divorced you know shot like the whole [ __ ] deal and the next thing you know I become a regular it's Tuesday night and I get off stage Ag and I'm waiting to hang out for a little while and Steve Greenstein comes up to me and he says to me dog one of your jokes is like my joke I said which one he saids something about OJ Simpson's maid I go DG I didn't steal the joke from you I just [ __ ] got here two weeks ago Wheels comes out he goes this guy didn't steal the joke from you the only problem was the guy put the violin case behind his [ __ ] legs and I spotted it so he starts threatening me he's like dog the next time you do that joke we're going to have a problem I just pushed him Joe Rogan he fell over the violin case well has he's falling down M's limo pulls up that's it I'm like I'm done this is my life I'm [ __ ] gone out of here I'm never going to get another [ __ ] spot
again I'm gonna go back to sell and [ __ ] blow and wheels got between us Scott day got between us and mity came on and go oh what happened here and he started saying he goes no this kid's Cuban blah blah blah blah and but mity seen the kid on the floor and fell in love with me after that cuz I pushed that [ __ ] she liked the fact I stuck up for myself sure yeah you got lucky she was crazy sure she liked all kind if that happen the [ __ ] improv I would have been out on the [ __ ] Street how often did you perform at the Improv not for a while in those days in those days every week because the the guy Richard Cooper loved me the talent coordinator bro I got to La January 29th I was a regular at the store February 19th on my birthday I didn't [ __ ] around this time when I got here but you couldn't do the Improv mity found out but I went to Scott D said dog Richard Cooper gives me spots so I would go over there and I had a couple problems over there right off the [ __ ] bat people thought they were cute over there you know you you leave your [ __ ] girlfriend of the seat you go to the bathroom you come back there talking to them like they know that is an issue you know it's a [ __ ] issue and you gota you gotta stop them like I told you like Hitler and munic if not you're going to have a [ __ ] problem dog so I would say things to people and all a sudden you're a bad [ __ ] person so what the [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] and we're here 12 years later and we're still rocking and rolling they can still suck my dick and call me shorty we're doing a show if you're in town Pasadena this Thursday night um don't come if you're a stalker thanks Pasadena Ice House Thursday night what time Brian uh it's 8:30 Joey Diaz Joe Rogan little Esther and a bunch of other people and we also have a show Friday go to ice housec comedy.com for the tickets oh snap Freaks and Vegas Friday Night Eddie Bravo's coming he's gonna play the drums and [ __ ] you coming Friday night we're looking at the flight we might go in a Saturday morning not sure not sure yo I'm [ __ ] I'm driving next time I go to La I'm not driving this time next time I go to La though I'm driving Vegas vas Memorial Day weekend to see uh to see junor dos Santos against my man if he recovers from the surgery I'm I'm tired of f
[ __ ] flying man I would rather big [ __ ] Cadillac Escalade let's go out there I got a new one I got one of these new Infinity things with the music and the whole [ __ ] thing hey Brian come here help me export these things it's not exporting right but then they'll pull us over like Snoop Dogg Those cocksuck cuz every time they see Snoop Dogg he get over if they smell you anywhere near them we're going to jail it's right here sup e what Rocka shock in the [ __ ] house I Retreat the video Denny plos is here fresh off his [ __ ] 19 wins this Sunday like was was a was epic day for 10 what was the Gracie Nationals at the Gracie Nationals was was in LA this past Sunday and Rose Gracie the granddaughter of Helio Gracie The Grandmaster of Gracie Jiu-Jitsu she decided to to go old school with uh the Gracie Nationals she's been running it for the last few years and she you know the whole point system that Jiu-Jitsu tournaments um are run by are just ridiculous I mean it's just people are fighting for points and stalling and it's it's ridiculous and Rose Gracie decided to you know make her or the great the late great Helio Gracy proud and make an all just a submission only tournament and these these tournaments are becoming this format's becoming more and more popular they do it in the Pacific North North Norwest at at at the sub league in Oregon and they run smoothly people have been afraid of sub only tournaments because of time you know constraints and all that stuff but Rose Gracie made it work she had the balls to go no points no advantages 15 minutes uh submission only if if if you go 15 minutes without a submission both competitors are out of the tournament so that's the ballsiest format there is out there and and now the Gracie Nationals is the most prestigious submission only tournament on the planet and I think that's the future for Jiu-Jitsu because you know it was a lot more fun preparing for a submission only tournament um all we worked on was the the fun stuff the good stuff about Jiu-Jitsu that the finish the closing the deal the working on our squeeze for the noi worlds um we had to spend time working on stalling techniques cuz when you're playing a point game and it's like six minute matches a a guy will get a point or just a little Advantage which is even
less than a point and once they're up an advantage they'll hold and they won't do anything and people aren't used to wrestling with guys that are just holding holding on to leads in class you don't just hold on to a lead there's no one's counting points in class so you actually have to prepare for that you have specifically prepare for tournaments that are run by points and um it's just so not fun preparing like stalling techniques and stalling live drills and prepare what if a dude just holds on and doesn't do anything it's ridiculous so Rose Gracie decided to eliminate all of that and U make the Gracie Nationals a submission only tournament and um she's also doing the Gracie worlds in July July 15th in San Jose you know finally oh you know you're going to be able to get a world title in a submission only format which is the greatest I mean it's so much it means so much more to win in a submission only tournament than by points you're a world champion and you won by an advantage world champion that's those days are it does nothing for uh the development of your Jiu-Jitsu it just gets you better at holding and and stalling out and running out the clock it's just ridiculous so mad huge props to Rose Gracie and her husband jav Vasquez who put this tournament together and you know I think this is the future I think a submission only format is the only way to go you know we're taking bias refs completely out of the game the refs have nothing to do with the game they have no time limits no well there's no time Limited in the final but in the in the qualifying matches it's a 15minute time limit which is plenty enough time plenty of time and if there is no submission um in those 15 minutes both guys are out so it's it's amazing we had so are out so if two guys are just like Marcelo Garcia and Jake Shields they stall each other out they're both out wa that's crazy but in the finals no time limit we had some epic matches epic matches um um 10 Planet San Francisco went 12- one I I had about you know maybe how many Affiliates you got now I got over 30 I lose track isn't that crazy you started out just doing it as something to do you know like man what should I do maybe I could teach now and then boom now you got like an Empire
man it was all an accident it's weird isn't it weird I thought I thought that that when we were working on the man show we were going to Parlay that into some some Trey Parker Matt Stone [ __ ] you know but it it was all a dream I used to read Word Up Magazine salt and pepper Heavy D up in the limousine the next thing we're going to do is we're going to get a [ __ ] Comedy Club I decided while I was taking a [ __ ] today high as [ __ ] on the toilet bowl that's the next move the next move is a reality show about about this [ __ ] place about about doing doing a podcast and doing a comedy club and having it all connected the way we do it man when we have this show Thursday night we have podcast going on at the same time as the comedy show and everybody just rotates in it's the greatest [ __ ] thing we've ever done the greatest thing we've ever done the perfect thing you go on stage man you're you're already flowing like if you had to go on stage right now boom yeah You' be you told the Lucy snor brush story what is her what's her name Lucy snowbush if you if you told that Lucy snowbush story and then one of the on stage right now you would you would be in Prime that is the most ridiculous [ __ ] thing I've ever told on your greatest story of all time people want Lucy snorebush t-shirts oh my God I broke into Lucy snor Bush's room and ate her ass in the middle of the night they want that T-shirt oh my [ __ ] god man we Rous on here and then we got Vegas Friday [ __ ] night yeah we we were in Chicago like I said this was the the biggest show we had ever done and uh it was pretty crazy I made a video how [ __ ] crazy it was Brian throw that [ __ ] up look how big this place is I don't know if you can tell thank you very much everybody thanks for coming thank you look at the size of this place this was the biggest show I've ever done in my life what I want to tell you wow it was one of the most how long did you do an hour and 22 [Music] minutes you guys outside we'll sign pictures we stayed outside and signed pictures for [ __ ] hours man I had to pay those security I had to pay like $2,000 extra dollars in security cuz I had to keep them around cuz it's like Union is like you know laws you know you have to they have
rules you have to pay people look at the look play the second one the second video is ridiculous we were um this is when we were signing and this is uh all just the line of people that were waiting to uh to to take pictures with with uh Joey and Duncan and and and and signed posters Mike Maxwell made a poster just for the event and uh check this [ __ ] out this is hold on one sec okay this is Bonkers man this is when we were uh in the upstairs balcony area this place is [ __ ] huge the Chicago theater at one point in time it was a silent movie house it was built in 1921 Catra performed there in ' 87 little Esther's father took the mother there to see Sinatra in '87 holy [ __ ] when he was forgetting his lyrics and the wig was crooked and [ __ ] but he was still [ __ ] Sinatra Jack he was still banging [ __ ] two at a time sinra died before Viagra kicked in he missed the boat he missed the boat those Grumpy Old Men they couldn't get any [ __ ] anymore there was no reason to perform you know it was it was all over even though he was Sinatra he only got a hard on like once a month at the end he was still getting [ __ ] with the wig like a pimp dog look at this thanks for coming out everybody can you rotate that Brian there's obviously something wrong with iPhone oh the way the iPhone interpreted it can't you rotate that no not on the Fly not inck time but look how nutty that is you know why it does that right Joe cuz it's a piece of [ __ ] no no no before you hit record look at the icon if it's tilted sideways it's going to record it sideways okay look how nutty that is man that's just all the people waiting to get in to to or to get into the line to take pictures and [ __ ] that was a fun [ __ ] time thank you it was one dirty freak that pulled their tits out and had everybody sign her tits tremendous she had great tits hey dog she had great tits she had great tits don't don't don't put down that were nice 24 year old firm little [ __ ] ch- and [ __ ] she was a freak she had a little boyfriend that looked like [ __ ] what's the guy you like Bruno Mars and this freak was ready to go Jack yeah didn't somebody throw that guy under the bus who was it uh jayen James used to date is that the is that Bruno Mars that sings that song yeah well it's
Bruno Mars and the other guy right there's two guys yeah who sings Who's the other one I don't can't remember there the rapper guy and then the singer Guy which one is which great [ __ ] tun whoever the hell it is did you hear about those uh English people that got arrested at the airport no you didn't hear about this [ __ ] dude it's one of the [ __ ] weakest things I've ever heard ever about the TSA it's sad what this country has become these English people they were coming over here for a vacation so they joked around and they said hey we're going to go over to America and we're going to [ __ ] destroy America we're going to dig up Marilyn Monroe's body I mean it sounds like some [ __ ] that Joey Diaz would say if he was British right we're going to come over here we're going to have a [ __ ] party this is what they wrote I'm going to destroy America Di got Marilyn Monroe that's what they this dude said on his Twitter they came over here to party that's all TSA check them for shovels these dumb [ __ ] they went you're going to ja up Mar wom BR we're going to catch you oh did they tweet this or something yeah they tweeted it so now they're looking at our Twitter Yeah man they tweeted they're 26 years old man they they're kids they went to party man Department of Homeland Security way to go you [ __ ] the these silly [ __ ] are supposed to be protecting us they pulled aside this cute punk rock looking British couple they they look like sweethearts you know I mean it's just I mean look at this this is what this is what uh the dude wrote free this week for a quick gossip prep before I go and Destroy America that's the question like a joke he's going here to have a [ __ ] party like he's gonna destroy America Jesus Christ and they checked the shovels they sent them back home man not only that they arrested them them locked them up with Mexican drug dealers that they also caught for 12 [ __ ] hours because they're immigrants they threw him in with the other immigrant criminals they threw him in with Mexican drug dealers that they busted so these guys were locked up with real hardcore criminals for 12 [ __ ] hours and then they flew him back to Europe [ __ ] Su unbelievable it's unbelievable I mean really you can't have one rational
person who looks at those two and giggles and it starts laughing his was here's what he writes also three weeks today we're totally in La pissing off people in Hollywood Boulevard and digging up Marilyn Monroe haha he's joking around man you can't really this is our tax dollars going to work this is 2012 you know we're not talking about 1950 like we jumped into a time machine and all a sudden they have Twitter in 1950 what they're going to destroy America we've got to act now I think it was just to set an example like we're going to [ __ ] anybody up that plays around I don't I think it's a a bully and an AB of power that's what it is I don't think it's an example at all I think they knew these were kids and they could [ __ ] with them if they wanted to I think they found someone to [ __ ] with they found someone to [ __ ] with and then and then they did you know it's really really sad they came here and have fun you [ __ ] Jesus Christ they check them for [ __ ] shows they're they're they're checking Twitter for joke joke things that you say joke tweets about coming to America and getting [ __ ] up like do you really think that that's what a terrorist would write hm this week free for a quick gossip Before I Go destroy America like yeah that's what you have to worry about that's where our tax dollars are going what do you think about Anonymous listen man somebody needs to stand up for this [ __ ] stand up to this this wacky world that we're living in man and what anonomous represents is the internet what the internet represents most of the time is Justice you know most of what they go after most of what they do is the right thing there's a lot of like [ __ ] that going on like this Dana White thing where they're hacking into his his uh Social Security and putting it all online that's douchy [ __ ] I heard it was fake I heard it it was was wrong no it wasn't fake they they got the information but don't understand first of all that is his dad's name Dana White as well and they got a lot a lot of the information they got was his dad's including like leans and you know where his dad used to live and now some other guy got harassed because uh they you know because his information got put online so this guy like Dana had to go to this guy's house and apologize to him
but the kid is apparently a 13-year-old kid from Australia he doesn't represent Anonymous he repres present people on the internet that don't like when people on the internet challenge them you know like you say you can't hack me I dare you they're going to hack you you know they're going to [ __ ] hack you but that's not what what I like about Anonymous what I like is that what it represents is people feel [ __ ] helpless they feel helpless to this gigantic oppressive power that is controlling the world and running things in a way that they don't like and when these guys go after Department of Homeland Security all these different websites when these guys try to take things down what they're doing is they're they're they're flashing out and they're saying hey we can touch you we can reach you we can find your information like when they went after that guy that pepper sprayed all those [ __ ] kids in the face those kids at UC Berkeley they were just sitting on their knees and they got all that guy's information they put that [ __ ] online that I like that I like because that lets that guy know hey you can't do morally [ __ ] up things because you're uh doing it under the the the you know the the blanket of your job the umbrella of protection that you think is offered you by being a police officer you're doing something reprehensible man you're spraying kids in the face with with chemicals you piece of [ __ ] for no reason yeah and you got to feel that you got to feel that man and you know what man I saw a video where the people were trying to justify like listen this is what happened this is the full story what you saw was edited and you know what they saw they saw the kids just sitting there for longer you know yeah they didn't move when they were told to move that doesn't mean you get to spray them in the [ __ ] face I heard there was some [ __ ] in like was it Oakland the other day and the the the cops were arrested like crazy amount of people like 120 or 30 people but they were tear gassing and there was like kids there like one I don't think it's probably the best idea to be bringing your kids to things like this people are [ __ ] for bringing their kids to these rallies cuz these things they things can break out in violence at any moment especially in
Oakland Oakland's kind of crazy Man Too Short yeah short dog um yeah Oakland is is not to be [ __ ] with right Oakland is a tricky Place yeah you know that's been a hub for that [ __ ] for the last 40 years they have no you know since they play it every year that's where they go up there these people know how to react to it they're sick and tired of it too you know and it takes two to [ __ ] tangle but I love the idea of somebody checking somebody yeah I've always loved the idea Hey listen man I grew up on [ __ ] Death Wish You know what the cops can't be there for you all the [ __ ] time I love the idea of somebody blasting a [ __ ] when you [ __ ] do something wrong and the internet's the best way I love it the internet I think the internet is eventually going to be the government that's what I think I think the way that we're going to govern things is through the internet cuz instead of these oppressive groups that see what what really [ __ ] us is that we don't really get a say in everything what we get to do is we get a representative we get to choose a representative and they almost all get into office and immediately just do whatever the [ __ ] corporations that got them into Power asked them to do that's what they do immediately they pass a bunch of bills like the National Defense authorization act that everybody's going crazy about that Obama passed that he said he would veto all of that stuff is Stu if you put that for vote to America like on the online what do you want what do you guys want to do no [ __ ] way we would vote for that you can arrest us and detain us with no warrant cuz what people have to realize is the people that you're saying yes to today when you make a law and you say okay here's the law these people today may not be the same people you're saying yes to 20 years from now or even 10 years from now you can put laws into place that give evil corrupt people I'm not saying Obama's evil and corrupt but I'm saying what he did is an evil and corrupt thing and he opened the door for evil and Corruption no doubt about it because if someone wants to do that some future douchebag some dick chainy of the future if he gets into a position and the National Defense authorization Act is in place guess what a bunch of people going to go to [ __ ] jail that that
are just protesting the government a bunch of people going to go to jail for obstructing the the way the United States runs they're going to go to jail as enemies of the state that's real [ __ ] you know and that none of that would take place if the internet was how we did our government and it sounds ridiculous but why shouldn't it be that way what what our government is supposed to represent is what the people want and what the people want can easily be found out on the Internet it's easiest the easiest way to contact people and find out exactly what the [ __ ] they want regardless of nationality regardless of the state where they live in is the internet that is how things are going to be ruled it used to be you had to go to a place you had to write down what you thought and put it in a [ __ ] box and that's how they decided things only the only way to do it the only problem with that though is there's more opportunity for hacking and things like that unfortunately now right now there is yeah but you know what that can be worked out too and you know what that's also in part A lot of that is in place because of also because of corruption look at the [ __ ] the the computerized voting machines yeah if you don't know about this watch a documentary called hacking democracy it was something that was on HBO a while back where they showed that these machines these diebold machines are designed to be altered they're designed so that a third party can come in and change the results and they they're so [ __ ] up they changed their name diol isn't even diol anymore I'll find out what the [ __ ] their name ARS now so he can't be tricked but we we live in a corrupt system and the what the internet recognizes is that the will of the people is not being represented what's being represented is the corporations and that's why everybody's hovering around all these [ __ ] these these bill I mean what with this occupy thing is it's everyone's hovering and collecting and and and Gathering Together around all these sick areas yes yeah man umu [ __ ] we had two short on a podcast last night and it was really amazing short the rapper by the rapper uh he has like 19 albums out but one of the cool things hearing him talk about was uh he started off so early in the game that people didn't
even know what rap was and like he would just like open up his uh car doors to and like have like a beat playing and just rap you know like really loud you know with it and like one guy came up to him was like man I like that I want to have that and then he just popped the cassette and sold it to him for five bucks and then he started selling it to like all the drug dealers want heard about it like that lived in Oakland like all the the Kingpin guys and so they all wanted their own personalized rap uh cassette so then he was like making like having to write all these songs like non-stop just to keep up with all these drug how you guys have on the podcast who knows him uh we had Kevin black on who uh the sex tape guy who uh you know he's the one that gets all the sex tape like the Paris Hilton sex tapes and stuff like that he's one of the only guys that has even seen the Tupac uh sex tape uh and uh friends with him he's friends with him with two shorts what's what's up with that Tupac sex tape uh it's too sexy white girls or or African-Americans I I don't know I didn't ask why can't he release it Tupac's family yeah I think it was a family thing I think I think the powers would be all right DS changed his name to Premier election Solutions Incorporated or pesi that's the new diebold isn't it funny when companies do that they get caught doing something [ __ ] up so they just change their name yeah they just yeah we're evil but whatever yeah you got to Blackwater did the same thing they changed their name what's their name now I'll find out how far do you think Anonymous can go do you think they could ever get shut down can they no it's impossible the idea because I think a lot of people get confused what an anonymous is the whole point why they can't get shut down because no one knows who the [ __ ] they are there's tons they figure it out there's tons of people though won't they start arresting people it would be the most impossible thing that' be like trying to have an army put together that attacks the whole world it would be like World War for Real World War this is crazy blackwater's so [ __ ] up they changed their name twice they changed they went from Blackwater to XE and then they went from XE to academi with a new logo they just just
keep changing their name they figured just no one's going to no just keep changing it keep changing it stopping Anonymous would be like yeah they could spend all this money and time and they'll find some 13-year-old in Australia and then there's like a million other people that guy know what what they what can they they can do to to uh to prosecute people that they catch and how far they can go as far as shutting things down and controlling the infrastructure that's what people worried about with this SOA with this Soo what they're worried about again it's not the people you're saying yes to today they might not be the same people you're saying yes to 20 years from now and if you give the government the ability to just shut down websites which by the way they already do look what they just did with mega upload you know they just closed down mega upload I'm so I'm so bummed about mega upload closing too a good website okay but let's play Devil's Advocate they closed mega upload cuz they said mega upload has a bunch of different illegal files on it like Wares and they have a bunch of like movies and [ __ ] that screeners and MP3s if there's a website should and if you're offering that service to people where they can just upload [ __ ] and then you sell advertisement which they do right isn't that how they work that [ __ ] and they sell subscriptions I think if you have a free account there's limitations and they serve advertising I think they also have a paid account that I don't think has advertising but I think what it is is that it shouldn't be the company's fault it should be the user so yes they find Dances with Wolves on mega upload server they find out who uploaded it they bust him I don't think it should be Mega uploads fault for having a service where you can it's legally you're supposed to share files but let's play Devil's Advocate let's play Devil's Advocate if you do have a service where you're just sharing files and providing bandwidth you should be responsible for how much of that stuff is pirated because otherwise you're a distribution angle you're you're essentially a distribution Highway for illegal [ __ ] I think maybe yes you should be but I think it should be more of like I don't know sharing of uh personal information if you are
doing something illegal should be allowed maybe sharing of personal information meaning like if if if if the FBI comes to make upload and goes look we know that you have Dances with Wolves on your server and they're like okay we need to know who this user is I think then Mega EPO should be like okay here's the person's information really you think they should give you up if you're doing illegal stuff I don't think it should be Mega uploads fault I don't think mega upload as a corporation should be shut down for a business because you want to share dance with woles well you know better the corporation be shut down than the users going to jail that's the other Devil's Advocate is that these are just kids and they don't know any better and they think they're going to get away with it and they think they're just helping people out by providing files that everybody wants to get a hold of you know look the pro the real problem is people have kind of grown up knowing that they can get [ __ ] for free now mhm you know that's like sort of how they're that's how people feel they feel like [ __ ] is free you know hey I can get movies for free they joke round about I've had people joke around on my own website about stealing my [ __ ] online they think it's cute you know yeah I'll get the Tet lol you know and you're like wow you know like right in front of you knowing that you mean I don't it's just it is what it is you that's who you want to be that's that's all good but it's like they're so accustomed to stealing that they talk about it openly in front of the person's face on the website of the person who's selling the [ __ ] yeah but that's just called ignorance and stupidity but yeah but it's also they feel oblig not obligated they feel like entitled you know what it should be it shouldn't be throwing people in prison I don't think it should be like yeah you you were sharing Dances with Wolves with seven other people and I don't think that person should go to prison for 20 years I think you should have some kind of thing like maybe all right you're not allowed to have the internet for a year you know well that's the Kevin mnik punishment that's what they did to him but the real issue Brian is that that actually has crushed Industries you know like look at the music industry the
music industry is [ __ ] you know what you know one of the things that Dana Dan White actually wants to come on the podcast and he wants to talk about so he wants to talk about all the [ __ ] that happened you know I talked about interviewing I'm go let me interview for ufc.com he goes you know what itd be better let's do your podcast I said all right we'll do it so we're we're going to figure out when to do it and so look he's he's totally into free speech he just don't want any any ripping off his [ __ ] product and then you know the the the amount of piracy is so widespread that people are actually pirating streams and then showing them in bars and charging people to go to those bars to watch pirated streams there's definitely the cases like that that obviously that's that should be attacked well there's also people that put streams up and then they sell advertising they have Google ads yeah and they actually you know don't it's not just like a free thing they're making money off of the stream right you know that's that's a big there's a big difference between that that person who's putting that up there and making money from people you know thousands of people that are coming to the site and the person who's 14 years old can't afford the UFC who's downloading it for free yeah so that's what the real issue is what they're really what they're really concerned about is the people that are are actually profiting off pirating their [ __ ] you know and so it's it's a tricky thing like my take on it has always been that the internet without a doubt has promoted me and helped me more than anything so the more people that have stolen my stuff means the more people who have enjoyed my stuff which means the more people will come to see me the more people will come like this Chicago show or anything else you know I mean it's the the purpose for we could easily charged for this podcast I mean somebody probably willing to pay there's I we know a lot of people that make a lot of money every month because of their podcast you know they have subscriptions where they have like one extra podcast they do every month but I think the the best way to do it is to give as much people as much [ __ ] for free as possible but that's also because we're live performers you know that's
how we see it you know we're we're live performers like the key to for us is you come out and see us man Devil's Advocate on the UFC what at a who devil's advocate of the UF UFC thing is that honestly there's it's 60 bucks and nowadays there's like two or three UFC's a month sometimes even to me I like the UFC to a bit like I I know if I was a hardcore UFC guy I would order every single it's a lot of money I don't agree with I mean I don't argue with you that's $180 I think sometimes it's every week I think that if UFC was smart and a lot of these people would smart they would do a subscription based thing like you're paying 20 bucks a month you get everything UFC you know what else would be kind of dope if they had it like the way HBO uh pay-per-view has it where you uh if you like don't want to watch Oscar De La Hoya fight or Floyd Mayweather fight on HBO pay-per-view next week the next Friday it's for free on HBO that would be pretty pretty dope I age you know if like they had like huge cards like say Alistar over and fights Junior dos Santos and it's a big pay-per-view card how about throw it on Fox the next Friday you know you could watch a replay and that way also they'll know that they're going to put on some badass fight so if it's some you know if it's one of those fights that is not the most entertaining fight I mean live fights are much better sure for Fox maybe it's not Fox maybe it's an thing showed on FX the week after not a bad idea but the thing about MMA is a lot of people buy the replays they'll buy it again and they'll buy it or they hear about how good it is and they'll buy the replay that probably a venue thing about two weeks what's up that kills it about two weeks so you got to get all the money you can you know what what he was doing over the years is after a fight um they would put it up to UFC unleash maybe six months in now they [ __ ] put up a UFC un least a month later yeah that's good that's really [ __ ] good uh the fight uh not this week but let's say uh Nick Diaz against Nate Diaz against Cerrone you know I want to see that it'll be on this month yeah that was New Year so it'll be on first week of February I miss all those Spike guys those guys were awesome well you know like I said right now is the best time listen right now is the best time ever
for an MMA Enthusiast yeah guy like me look I go home right now I tape UFC tonight I tape [ __ ] Pride with Kendra per from 9 to 10 which it's better than the uh the Prides they were doing before they eliminated a lot of [ __ ] that you didn't need to see right and now they even cut it down they got croop against [ __ ] uh the Russian I've been watching some fight yeah oh that my my heads have almost oh that my heads has almost exploded not to mention you know you got the round table with Jay you got you know late night [ __ ] uh uh uh UFC reloaded which those are [ __ ] light quick okay so let's see the Ben Henderson fight against Frank yeg is a 25th it'll be on by the last week of March plus you got [ __ ] they got the contract on Spike till the end of 2012 so on Wednesdays you can watch [ __ ] old fights all [ __ ] day and you know Spike anything that [ __ ] FX does now they counter it with like this week they had all of Rashad's fights believe it or not a couple people [ __ ] watch that [ __ ] I think it's good this is good I'm [ __ ] happy I don't miss a [ __ ] thing my DVR is UFC reloaded UFC tonight you know tonight is the countdown at 6:00 [ __ ] uh Pacific 9:00 Eastern they giving you a ton of [ __ ] MMA what you got to [ __ ] steal something for yeah what the [ __ ] you got to steal something for what else can they [ __ ] give you on the music tip what I found for me personally like with iTunes and Torrance is not only people I mean the whole industry the record industry just fell apart but what's happening and I know they got to feel this but I'm buying all my old [ __ ] on iTunes I don't want to pull out the CDs and load them into my computer and then upload them to my iPod I just want to get on my phone and I think of a song that I already have for my old record collection I'm reing all my old [ __ ] what about that you know I know you know we're not buying as many CDs but I think people are buying all the old [ __ ] I bought Stairway to Heaven about 30 times in my life yeah there's definitely a few CDs I've bought 10 times right I don't want to I don't want I know you can get it for free somewhere but I I people just like let me go iTunes 99 Cents make it so cheap but you have money you know for like really poor college kids they do exactly that but they go to a we site or
they go to a torrent you know the good bit does there even we sites anymore so cheap though 99 cents a song I mean even on iTunes yet they finally [ __ ] said are they are they on iTunes there's a couple bands at still to this day they be just got on it recently right zappelin Pink Floyd a couple bands won't I don't understand I don't know people are weird you know those old school [ __ ] is a set in 1970 still I think just like like redband said when it's something that you can download illegally like music or movies or anything it just sell it for as little cheap as possible so that you got to sell it so that it's not worth going and that's what L did when Louis did sold this whole special for five bucks you'll get that money you'll get that money I will never spend $180 on a UFC you know a month but if I were the option for 20 bucks a month I got everything I would do it even if I never watched 20 bucks a month listen man what Lou C crazy you're just they get a lot more people you're just so used to a pricing structure that was created by boxing in in like the 80s because pay-per-view was so amazing back then if you had what if you had any idea how much it cost to put on a production you would understand why they have to charge so much it's ridiculous if you no you wouldn't you wouldn't sell enough to to compensate I don't think so well Louis CK did your was the most brilliant thing of comedian has done in 20 years yeah checked he's like Anonymous he checked everybody he checked the whole Central got checked iTunes got checked by the way I'm doing the same thing I'm working it out right now I'm trying to doing it I'm thinking about doing it in Atlanta and April that's my plan you have to would it gave it away for free or something5 for a DVD but here's the beauty of it man no everybody benefited on this but nobody benefited as much as the fans Lou did it for his fans yeah five bucks for a download is that what it was for the actual hard copy for down you get a download well that's all you need that's all you need yeah that's it I I think you get to download it more than once too make it so cheap that they they can't what you make on it was the number who knows it was a million dollars after 10 days and that's the
idea of the UFC 20 bucks a month there yeah I don't think they would do it that way it's not ready for 20 a month they're two years three years away I think that a subscription like a monthly subscription is not a bad idea you know that would be pretty cool sure you know and you get everything you get the web page you get the what's the club what's the Fight Club fight don't they have like a thing that they do that with the NFL they have NFL packages that you get on Direct TV you get like all the games all the games blah and you know they make a ton of [ __ ] money well you know we they came real close to having a UFC Channel you know they were going to have a UFC [ __ ] Channel at one point in time they were thinking about buying like a Spike TV or something along those lines and and starting their own channel and that might very well be the future you know who knows after they're done with the fox deal or they might do it with fox or you know who knows how all this this uh comes together you know the fox things are strange man it's uh it's the same but it's not the same it's the same but there's like all this extra talking you know I see all this sitting around the desk and all this [ __ ] and I watched that I was like I feel like you know the way we did it Spike style they could slide in another fight you know there's some badass fights in that undercard man you know they could have slide in that Charles Cub Swanson [ __ ] a ton of [ __ ] that we could have slid in there yeah they could have slid something in there instead of everybody talking I would rather not talk other than you know I mean look everybody knows what it is I I'll I'll hype it up in the beginning and everything like that but I want to get that [ __ ] walk-in going let's go baby let's go you know I I can hype everything up plenty while these dudes are walking into the Octagon I can answer any questions or propose any possible scenarios I just want the [ __ ] fight to take place I say the less talking the better but I think they're used to like desks and [ __ ] Fox is used to like dudes with paper in front of him let's go over the the whole it's crazy listening to Super bow that Super Bowl music with UFC they get mad they get mad that's not Super Bowl music that's Fox Sports music
well that's the music you hear they get all crazy by the way Jo Diaz your special is $5 we should mention that yes but let me tell you something the the first card that it's me or the priest right yes it's either you or the priest the first card foot payloads payloads but hold on in the middle of a death I like the UFC bro and I like what they do as a fan I like what they do I really like everything about it you know when I watch [ __ ] Showtime I got to lower the [ __ ] volume okay and when I watch Fox I I don't mind Kenny Florian there the other guy is like a miniature [ __ ] Joe Rogan with his little haircut and his little [ __ ] suit he looks like Joe Rogan news radio yeah he was like Joe Rogan on news radio all he needs are pointy [ __ ] sideburns right so but it's so weird that what the [ __ ] was I talking about anyway who know they got the first fox fight was a [ __ ] nightmare we went to it you were kind enough to give myself and Eddie tickets first off the fight started at 600 nothing happened till 6:40 that's too much Joe Rogan I can't sit there for 40 I'm sighted up yeah everybody else is talking at least now they're giving you three [ __ ] fight live 40 minutes we sat there no national anthem no peanuts nobody get down here give you a [ __ ] drink we didn't know what to do you can't get up you can't pee we don't know when the [ __ ] next fight is yeah they didn't treat it the way we always treat have been tremendous this last one was beautiful I watch I taped the fox thing and I is crazy that the main fights except for the Bisping Sun fight which is pretty exciting the main fights weren't as exciting as the the fights in the undercard you know he bro it's the curse of fox you know what I'm saying D you don't have to crawl the curse of [ __ ] no it'll be fine look that FX fight that Melvin Gard Jim Miller fight [ __ ] was tremendous bad Jim Miller's a [ __ ] animal dude Jim Miller's an animal godamn that dud dude Melvin was lighting him up he we've never seenau shots yeah Jim Miller can take it though man he could take it the way he took that back woo he Dove on that back Mount man locked it always been scary from those side those guys from that side of the woods and Jersey they come out the Creed and clear water and [ __ ] like
that close to Pennsylvania those [ __ ] will kill you dog that that that other side of New Jersey that [ __ ] wood to you might as well be living in Georgia good people over there yeah that's [ __ ] different up there wherever the [ __ ] he's from yeah that's that's a different angle yeah Jim Miller's a hunter you know you know you don't think of that when you think of Jersey like Outdoorsman Hunters you got the Jersey Shore you got those crazy [ __ ] mountain men and you got Northern New Jersey that's it you gotb yeah totally different three different [ __ ] continents in one the Jersey Shore just they're just passing off VD just I give I just started watching Jersey Shore and I [ __ ] love it I [ __ ] Snookie and Dena oh my God you love it for real I I'm addicted to it I can't believe cuz they're so [ __ ] I love watching watching I mean Snookie and Dena are female versions of beis and Butthead and they're they're like for real they're they're actually alive you know it's not animation these are real people Eddie there's they they they setup F it's fake reality uh sometimes well whatever it is do you ever hold on did you see Snookie get punched that [ __ ] was not fake that that was what season one or season two but yeah but the majority of the [ __ ] now is like Hey we're going to put inside this barber shop and this Barber Shop super gay cuz we casted him gay you know and it's just going to be ridiculous and it's completely fake and you know what's even the worse about the the whole [ __ ] Jersey Shore thing is that new movie uh Three Stooges com me this is a classic franchise that's been rebooted in the trailer [ __ ] snookies in it and it's just like disturbingly disgusting love her I love her I just want her to talk her and Dena oh my God dena's her best friend she's amazing it's incredible all they do every episode is they they there's going to be a part in the episode where they're all getting ready to go out and they're all doing their [ __ ] hair and putting on their makeup they go to Karma and it's the same [ __ ] you know that's crazy about it is those they are so [ __ ] that you would think with all the cameras with all the
cameras and all their Fame that they would have girls crawling all over them the girls would you would you would think no no the girl you would think the guys would have girls crawling all over them but it's not what you think it's like girls don't want to go back to that house and be on TV they get [ __ ] well not only they going to get [ __ ] you're going to look like losers yeah it's incredible they go out and they go out and and sometimes they don't get [ __ ] they got cameras all over them and they're super famous and they have [ __ ] bad nights and the girls they're banging are like regular [ __ ] skees that they've been banging for a long time that they're incredible it's what do you think about big an though you know what as good as Jersey Shore is as good as Jersey Shore is the best show on TV nothing [ __ ] with Mob Wives dude if you haven't watched Mob Wives go [ __ ] yourself that is the watch that you watch watch watch watch it many times did you watch the problem is I knew too many of those women those women that like knew guys that were like in and they would like [ __ ] threaten you I'll [ __ ] make one phone call right now these [ __ ] are just fighting each other every episode they want and they have money they're in their 40s you would think they would have some class but they like [ __ ] you the last go on their Twitters oh yeah I do I follow wife the one who divorced and she keeps calling her ex-husband this man this respected me the husband will show up the fat one with the big head oh Ralphie May head is her husband out of jail or in jail a husband divorced her I don't know I think he was about to go to jail again the dark oh yeah yeah yeah that's that's uh Rene r she looks like SK puic he's Puerto Rican he's Puerto Rican yeah how's he in the mom he's Puerto Rican her father they're saying that she married they're saying that she married or he married Renee to get into the mob that's what they're saying right like they're accusing her of that his name is Hector junor really how many [ __ ] Italians do you know their name is Hector yeah he's Cuban but what happened was remember we had this discussion the other day I read her Twitter Staten Island was a [ __ ] garbage dump run by the [ __ ] Indians that's where they put the Indians at
they threw them New York then they decided [ __ ] we got this property over there let's build on [ __ ] Staten Island with garbage to Hills so was all just garbage it used to half of it was a dump that's why when you're driving I mean bro it's 20 minutes from Jersey that way that's when they give you they I tell you what Staten Island to me when doing all like when I used to do gigs in New York Staten Island had the most unfriendly environment there was one club on Staten grandpas grandpas that was wasn't that joint they wouldn't give you a seat for your girlfriend you would show up with your girlfriend they would like can she sit down the back no you seats are for customers like wow like your performers like they don't even have like a little sight little spot where the performer can sit down or your girlfriend can sit down like they would want you to you know go stand outside stupid you know a part of the show like I went to L is a weird vibe listen I went to sattin Island one time cuz I got sick and tired of going to Harlem if they caught you getting weed in Harlem on the way back from Jersey they would confiscate your car because you were Interstate transporting over Federal lines that those bridges in that tunnel yeah they're cute but if they catch you bringing drugs over your car gets confiscated okay that's how it is in okay so that's what happened there so they would wait so you had to go in through the George Washington and come back to Lincoln Tunnel after every day you get sick of going over there for weed they said the Jamaicans have gone to Staten Island okay there's a Jamaican a to Staten Island they sell the best so one day in 94 me and my buddy go over there no biggie we drive in we're looking for black people we can't [ __ ] find them we can't find no dreads I can't smell no [ __ ] incense I can't do nothing right and all of a sudden what do I see I see 20 [ __ ] guidos on a corner with white t-shirts on with white shoes on pinky rings the whole thing I pull up you know at the light and they're like what are you who you looking for nothing we're looking for a little B pull over pull over come on over here before you know I had 20 Italians around me yeah what are you looking for I want a 20 all right park the [ __ ] car and go into the [ __ ]
pizza place and somebody will come up here okay I parked the car at my buddy you know what I'm hungry I go to the pizza place guy comes in what what do you want I want a 20 okay listen from now on when you come over here you see [ __ ] whatever his name was Angela okay you asked for Angela no problem okay one day it snows a month later you know what I don't want to go into the city let's go on the Staten Island real quick the weed wasn't bad I pull up I don't see Angelo I don't see nobody I see 20 [ __ ] guies I don't know none of them I pull over I go in the pizza place within 15 minutes I had 15 Italians in there three of them were best what are you doing here disrespecting we told you when you come up here you got to see Angelo you w asking for Lou I didn't ask for nobody I asked for a [ __ ] slice of pizza it was an hour and a half drama to get a $20 bag of weed where's the weed you know what a weed is I don't know what a weed is you know what a weed is and I was like you know what it was too much for me bro that angry it was too much for me it was just too much Island Vibes a bad Vibe the pizza was delicious the bread was delicious everything was great but I never went back over there and that's what I see when I watch like that there spots like that not comfortable comt that's the first thing they ask you and this is why he want see good good father too Goda too who you with that's the first thing they ask you I'm not with nobody I came with any no no we don't know no any Bravo who you with that by the way reinforced by all those shitty mob movies you know so many people got into Bronx Tale and all these different movies Living God wasn't bad but I mean the vi greatest movie of all time they were all great movies there's a great a bunch of them listen let me tell you something Goda two and I forgot to tell you something it's better than the [ __ ] it's the first movie ever that's better than the first one not to me because Marlon Brando is rock over [ __ ] everything you know what I'm saying he's Rock he tolds that [ __ ] at the table that you know what I do of all this situation here my son has to come back but if for some unfortunate [ __ ] situation he should be struck by a bolt of lightning or he
should be hang in his [ __ ] jail cell I will blame the people at this table and that I will not [ __ ] forgive that's the greatest speech at the top it off every stupid he didn't know douchebag wants to be that guy no Maron brandle was beautiful the [ __ ] Studio want dog after he did after listen Maron brandle was the first man ever to Maron brandle was one of my Idols because he told Hollywood to suck his dick he went down think he told a lot of men to suck his dick yeah he did he went I think I have a photo of it if he went down to M on the Bounty he went down to muy on the Bounty and bought a [ __ ] Island nobody's ever bought an island nobody's ever been that [ __ ] quick Tyler Perry after now but this this was 1970 was [ __ ] and then impregnated half the women on that island all of them are named Marlon every [ __ ] kid on that island is Marlon Brando that was part of living on the island you got to suck my dick where was this island they was off the [ __ ] coast of Hawaii or say wherever he shot what that thing of Dr Mar bro Warner Brothers went down there whever the [ __ ] people were and looked at the tapes and they're like what is this you're shooting birds and pigeons where you been where the [ __ ] you been for the last month he's like dog I've been [ __ ] Hawaiian chicks up the ass I'm having a great [ __ ] time so when The Godfather came along they didn't want him they're like this guy wasted millions of [ __ ] dollars yeah put that up here put that up here Brian yeah you sure yeah [ __ ] put that up put that up look at this oh you can't do it on UST stream right oh sorry picture M but if you just Google Marlin Brando sucking dick It's actually an artistic shot that Marlin did artistic with two That's How deep the [ __ ] and he doesn't even look that fat back then that sperm kills the [ __ ] SP listen I got a boogie with stew I love you cu I just want I'll see you Thursday night I got to go for my knee at 6 up at uh the Bob Hope [ __ ] Center to get everything in shape don't forget payloads don't forget [ __ ] [ __ ] kill you [ __ ] this weekie Bravo don't forget to sayy Bravo a gift for his [ __ ] kid on Twitter send it to oh some guy emailed me they bought you a camera [ __ ] so I want 10
points I want a l they bought you a camera I want a [ __ ] lens what see you Thursday brother and Friday night we're going to have a good time House of Blues Vegas Mand B Duncan trussle Joe Diaz me the whole pile one more thing I wanted to talk about before we get out of here cuz this is pretty [ __ ] fascinating [ __ ] you know we talked about that uh the problem in the ocean that big uh pile of U uh plastic that they have yeah the garbage patch they just found a a mushroom in the Amazon that eats indestructible Plastics wow yeah it's pretty [ __ ] nuts man so we're going to throw a bunch of mushrooms on it and then the water's going to be all like trippy and we're all going to die it eats polyurethane man the the mushroom is called pedal opis pedal apopsis microspora uh P oh pestop [Music] pestalotiopsis pestalotiopsis microspora why do they have to name them so what's up with the Latin Let It Go [ __ ] it's 2012 you know awesome plastic eating mushroom that's the official name it's spelled p s a l l o t i o p s i s micro s p o r a so it's a resident of the Ecuadorian rainforest and was discovered by a group of student researchers led by molecular biochemistry Professor Scott Strobel as a part of Yale's annual rainforest Expedition and laboratory you know they go down there man they have these scientists and these researchers go down there and every now and then they'll find some [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] that there's like all sorts and medicines that have come out of the rain for us incredible psychedelic drugs all kinds of nutty [ __ ] things and they're chewing that [ __ ] up every day so the mushroom like disintegrates the the the Plastics or what's it do it eats it it's able to it's the first fungus species will it absorb you know mushrooms absorb things I mean they they you know it's really like they're they're the the it's karma it's like Karma free living the way mushrooms live they they eat they literally live in [ __ ] you know they live the most humble life possible but they're it's a a living organism it's the first fungus species to able to to be able to survive exclusively on polyurethane so it lives on [ __ ]
indestructible plastic and more importantly it's able to do that in Anor robic conditions meaning the same conditions found in the bottom of landfills and this makes his fungus a prime candidate for Bio remediation remediation bio remediation projects that could finally provide an alternative to just buing plastic and hoping for the best I wonder how long the process takes like are we talking about like 30 years billion years but at least it's better than what the plan now now they need to find some [ __ ] that eats nuclear waste yeah they need to find it's probably in the Amazon it's probably a frog it's probably Snookie it's a frog they're going to give it this frog it's going to eat nuclear waste and then it's going to become [ __ ] Godzilla oh no there goes Tokyo go go Godzilla Denny propos you want to step up to the mic want to be on the podcast here son this is our boy Denny we've known Denny since he was a little child since he was a small boy and now he's a black belt world champion first 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu black belt the viewers have been looking at his feet for the last two hours they are sexy feet headphones headphones son okay so everybody knows that you know what you sound like at the Gracie Nationals this past Sunday um not only did 10th Planet get the first place team title for the Gracie Nationals but Danny also got you got first place in his division yeah tapping out two black belts he twisted Joe morera Black Belt and he guillotined UFC star Nam fan in 29 seconds so Denny had a Denny had a he capped off uh an epic day for 10th planet that was a flying Guillotine you got him my flying one uh jumped up no no no no he shot in for a single leg on my right leg and uh I just wrapped his neck and I drove my hips in he fell back I hooked his right leg with a triangle stepped over with my right leg crossed my feet arched my hips looked up nice that was it it was amazing man it was his gutin is nasty yeah we known Denny since what what were you like a purple belt when you started training with Denny blue belt blue blue belt yeah but I started actually no I started training with Eddie when I was an orange belt uh but so that's like little kids right
yeah I was 15 damn for tell him uh about our first private lesson he lives in San Francisco he's been there the whole time I'm in La I had just opened up I had my first school open for maybe two years and and uh I'll never forget I'll never forget when it would after our tournament me and a couple well-known Jiu-Jitsu players were in the parking lot smoking some weed in our car and here's this little kid like two cars away just standing there looking at us and we're like trying to hide the weed like oh no there's a kid there hide the weed we're like hideing the weed and he knew exactly what we were doing like uh and then we you came he lives in San Francisco yes yeah he drove down for the turn different San Francisco kids learn about weed when they're three dude it's been legal there for like 30 years yeah nobody gives a [ __ ] I got the first time I got offer to smoke was I was in fourth grade there was this uh so tell us about tell us about uh your first experience with um like remember your birthday and all that kind of stuff oh yeah uh so for was it my my 15th birthday uh my brother and I we were going to go down to uh this Greek convention it was like this Greek dancing thing and I'm like all right I want to I want to take a private with Eddie you know and uh he taught me the rubber guard back then he actually taught me London and uh taught me the invisible collar the basic path and uh taught me some twister stuff taught me the meat hook and I basically went back and all the stuff I I videotaped it he he had his brother drive down from San Francisco yeah so it was pretty cool that was pretty crazy I had this kid and I usually don't do privates but this kid shows up and I'm like I you know what I'm I have I like to save all my energy for my group classes I really don't have energy for privates really just rarely do I give them and he comes down you know this 15-year-old kid drove all the way from Frisco I'm like okay and uh he ended up I knew right there right there I knew that this guy there was something special about him I knew that I mean if he's willing to drive all the way down from San Francisco to take a private that he's down for life this guy was yeah that's the most the most important thing that anybody could ever show it's
just if you want to be successful at something you have to be really [ __ ] dedicated to it really dedicated and doing something like that come all the way down from San Francisco that shows you and it never waver because even to this day to this day I'm not just saying this to this day he's he's definitely the most decorated 10th Planet uh compor yeah he's def he's won the most uh titles he's competed the most at the highest levels um in in straight grappling I have guys that have done MMA and they've done well like Scott Epstein and all but pure grappling Denny has done the most most and it's because he he drills and practices way more than anybody I know I mean he's a jiujitsu fanatic not only does like yesterday we're rolling we're rolling and every move every little trick I had even the latest [ __ ] the latest tricks he would call it out he would tell me what I was thinking nobody can do that nobody can break down the 10th Planet system like Denny tell me exactly how I'm planning to trick him I've never had anybody do that he was calling everything out it was [ __ ] me up like holy [ __ ] this guy's reading my Minds he studies the 10th Planet system like no one else and he studies the all the new games that are coming up like like all the 50/50 stuff all the leglock all the latest stuff that the Brazilians are coming up with like ha El Mendes and Corrina all the spiral and deiva this guy studies it like he has OCD like like he's well he's just obsessed he focused it's so important to be around people like that you know in life there's always people that are willing to take things to another level that are learning quicker than everybody else that have more passion it's it's so important so important and and it rubs off on his students check this out at this at the I had maybe about seven or eight of my schools compete at the tournament and his school the San Francisco school by far did the best they were 12 in one all he had four guys competing 12 in one and the one loss was in the finals it was like a 30- minute match 37 minute match and the guy lost but it was inred he didn't even tap he went to sleep that's incredible though 37 minutes that's amazing I mean he's got incredible students like future stars like Adam sachnoff we call him big red Adam
sachnoff is 230 pounds his rubber guard is insane and he's got black belt level Guillotines and and dares and Japanese necktie and then and then uh Mike Hiller brand and Travis Travis Mallet yeah he's got some crazy students and by the way if you're in San Francisco Danny what how did they find your place a lot of people already come to your place because of the podcast right yes yes yes your uh podcast has helped thank you very much I how they how do they get there uh we're uh on 333 Valencia Street sweet 100 inside Valencia Street muscle the gym and uh my website is 10th planet jiujitsu sf.com and for folks who you know look look I get emails I get Twitter messages all the time saying thank you I started doing Jiu-Jitsu because of the podcast for people who think you can't do it if your if your B Your Body Works you can do it all right you don't have to go in there and jump in there with Killers you take beginning classes you learn some technique and it's fun and you know what man you just got to you got to be able to be tapped out when when you get tapped out just tap just tap and go right back in and figure out what you did wrong and learn and it is a vehicle for developing your whole life all martial arts are you know they're when you get through difficult things a lot of people never physically get pushed they don't they don't understand understand what it feels like they don't understand what it's like to to to to Really exert yourself and to try hard and to grow and accomplish to to accomplish you know something to learn some new techniques to to develop and Advance it's so important for everything that you do when you get really good at something is difficult as Jiu-Jitsu it makes everything in your life better and when we say anybody can do it anybody that's not a sales pitch anybody can do it girl little girls little five-year-old six-year-old girls do jiujitsu old ladies do Jiu-Jitsu anybody can do it you know M you know contrary to popular belief you go to Jiu-Jitsu school it's not these barbaric animals that are want to rip your arm off it's the opposite because mostly nerds yeah it's mostly computer our classes are most of the computer nerds who will kill you yeah exactly computer nerds that are addicted to
gaming like Cade like if you didn't know Kade you know you look at Kade Kate Nelson he's wicked Jiu-Jitsu is wicked and he's a very small guy he's like 140 lbs at the most right he's not a big guy 130 black belt nasty technique nasty technique but if you look at him he's like all skin and bones man he's the nicest guy on the guy you know it's it's totally not a bunch of killers who just you know literally yes you learned Jiu-Jitsu you you are learning how to kill people but they're not animals they're not mean people they're like like really cool nice folks you know like so many of them like Brent you know you you look at Brent like what a nice looking guy like seems like just a normal real friendly nice to everybody choke your [ __ ] lights out the sport itself what it what what's going on what makes it so much fun is a filter for douchebags because in the sport of Jiu-Jitsu you're going you the sport is the game plan is to tap someone out to put someone in a position in a choke hold or an arm bar none of it would none of it hurts you just tap out when you feel like you can't get out and you you tap out give up and the guy lets go the hole so that's like a kill for you no one got hurt but you tapped out you couldn't get out um if you douchebags can't go can't walk through the fire those beginning stages where they're getting tapped out they're losing the game because they take it too personally everybody has an ego but douchebags have the biggest egos so they can't go into Jiu-Jitsu and and go through the learning phases where they're losing where they're tapping out losing a game of death you know they can't handle it so they never even get to Jiu-Jitsu the only guy that make it through or the guys that have a complete control of their ego where they tap out in the beginning all the time you're always losing in the beginning you're just tapping out it doesn't hurt you're tapping out but your ego can get bruised if you don't have control of it so what ends up happening is Jiu-Jitsu be is is the ultimate douchebag filter you're left with a bunch of guys that were had no problem tapping out and no problem submitting no problem dealing with reality cuz the reality is every [ __ ] wants to think that he's the [ __ ] man every guy wants to think
that you know there's so many guys like bro if I got into m& I'm tell you right now I'm not into that MMA but if I get into I'll [ __ ] be running [ __ ] [ __ ] GSP I'm a natural born fighter there some dudes who just natural and those guys they can't handle Jiu-Jitsu cuz some little Cade dude will choke their [ __ ] lights out yeah yeah you know and that's also why those guys are scared of weed Hollow yeah especially Edibles Edibles expose your douchiness as well meanwhile Edibles are the best things to roll on woo I don't like Ed because you just never know how much th you're getting and we talked about this before you still don't know that either yeah we I've lately I've been I've been on a good role with these trips yeah I just like a couple P couple pups before I teach and I'm all good I don't need to get crazy you guys ever tried the gold Mist no a Mist yeah it's uh it's like a breath thing you tried it yeah how is it pretty good yeah yeah it's amazing but eventually they're going to have like [ __ ] filtration systems in air conditioning where you come into you come into work you just get high what about the new vapor pens what is that oh like old school like they look like those uh Magic cigarettes yeah the cigarettes the electronic cigarettes yeah yeah they're like soaked in th and there's zero smell yeah smell at all you probably shouldn't talk about that because someday you're going to want to use those in some place meanwhile they're monitoring Twitter these [ __ ] yeah we used to have I used to have you know the electronic ones but they weren't accurate you know like it seemed like you weren't you just suck on them for a while and you're like I'm I'm not getting anything this is [ __ ] it's eventually this is all going to be legal we're we're we're battling it right now here's some crazy [ __ ] that was on MSNBC msnbc.com it's from Reuters in London these scientists did these studies on people tripping on M magic mushrooms and they it's given them the best picture yet of how psychedelic drugs work and these British scientists are saying the findings suggest that such drugs could be used to treat depression absolutely yeah I mean it's amazing this is on this is all becoming mainstream [ __ ] one after the other over and over and over again there's these
studies that are coming to light now that are suggesting that all these different drugs ketamine they're saying that ketamine can be used as an instant cure for depression and one of the reasons why kids get addicted to ketamine is the first thing the ketamine does is alleviate all your worries like that's one of the reasons why people are doing it so now they're suggesting that ketamine can be used as some sort of an anti-depressant as some sort of an instant anti-depressant quality as well as psilocybin two separate studies the effects of psilocybin the active ingredient in magic mushroom showed that contrary to scientists scientists expectations which of course is based on propaganda it does not increase but rather suppress activity in areas of the brain that are also dampened with other anti-depressant treatments so they don't even know understand it it's like they're saying that psychedelics are thought of as mind expanding drugs so it's common been assumed that they work by increasing the brain's activity but they don't surprisingly they found that psilocybin actually causes the activity to decrease in areas that have the densest connections with other areas so they don't know what the [ __ ] so that makes sense though so it quiets your brain down so so that you could have an outer body experience that that makes sense to me less activity less activity just like when when you meditate you meditate you know people are addicted to meditation because you know if you could if you could just think on think about one thought like a a water drop or whatever you get into that zone you know people that zone is the frequency of the universe that's where everyone's trying to get they're trying to get that and you by just thinking about one thing so that makes sense you're quieting your brain removing all negativity you're thinking about one thing and it aligns you with the Universe I mean maybe you know no one knows exactly what it's doing I mean it might just be facilitating Evolution it might just be giving you a better way of thinking because it empowers that's my hypothesis because the fre the universe is at one frequency that's science so it makes sense that we should try to get to that frequency if the universe is at a frequency one frequency all throughout
the IE we know that it makes sense what do you mean by what's this frequency you're talking about the whole universe is at a frequency like one frequency and that was in the debate uh between uh creationism and evolution that was the strong point right there so science proved that the whole universe is at one frequency so the creationists are saying see that's proof of God that's proof of intelligent design how could the whole universe by accident be at one frequency me what's frequency mean though um I don't know exactly you know but it's like the frequency like what is the frequency of smoking man yeah that [ __ ] is so gross dude God damn why do you put a fan on or something the frequency is like like what's a frequency of vibration yeah it's a Vib vibration like what frequency the cigarettes give off dude that's like [ __ ] calm fre 93.4 please Brian for real man unless you got a window open or something you got to send your hot box there's a smoke sucker over there this [ __ ] ain't doing nothing man no what I mean by that like what's a freak quency like a radio station is a certain frequency it's a 95.5 what is that like you know it's a frequency and if you turn that dial bam you need to get that frequency on 95.5 if you want to listen to K so the the Pinnacle of science is that they just discovered that the whole universe is one frequency I don't know what number that is but it's a certain frequency in music you got to be on the same frequency or you got to be on frequencies that harmonize with that frequency so it makes sense like to me it makes sense that if the whole un so but but the science is saying no it doesn't prove intelligent design because we are finding that we're not in just one Universe we're there's a Multiverse there's there's endless universes and each one is at a different frequency so that is improve any intelligent design I don't really give a [ __ ] about that argument but to me it makes sense we're trying to get to at on the frequency of the universe I'm glad it makes sense to you cuz I I have no idea still and I'm like goog we're trying to get on the radio station of the universe that's that's and meditation and yoga this is my hypothesis this is what this is what I'm this is my guess is that yoga and and meditation unconditional love sex
certain drugs will get you in the frequency of the universe sex if you love The Man what about dog sex what about you [ __ ] donkey it's the same frequency is it the same frequency animal felt it yet Jo I'm saying the only thing I'm seeing here is from Godlike Productions which right away you go um okay and what they're saying is that all beings in the universe connect through a single frequency and there's a bunch of videos I guess that you have to watch to to understand what they're trying to say yeah I uh makes sense to me I looked up and it says it's a song from the Butthole Surfers really yeah I bet it's a good song yeah I mean no one knows what the [ __ ] going on when you're on mushrooms it's it's certainly uh something that should be studied though and that's what I think is missing in in you know in people's ideas of mushrooms everybody has got this propaganda based opinion on it everybody thinks it's bad for you I mean I I remember I had this conversation with mokaku once when we were on the Opie and Anthony show and I suggested uh you know I asked him if he's ever done mushrooms and you know he asked like I said like hey you know you ever you ever smoke crack you ever do meth you know it's like to a lot of people that's like the same thing like you say do mushrooms and they don't want to mess up their brain but so much Insight so many different people have come up with insights because directly related to psychedelic experiments and I don't know if it's true but the rumor was that Francis Crick when he when he was dying admitted you know that he was a frequent user of LSD and then that's how he came up with the idea the concept of the double helix of DNA you know that he came up with it under the influence of of LSD there been a bunch of this I think the guy's name was Carrie another guy who came up with other insights on LSD and it's been geneticists and different people that have done iasa that have had weird ideas and you know expanded on these ideas that came directly as a result of psychedelic experiences who who knows what it is man I don't know but it would be awesome if they were allowed people to [ __ ] study it instead of locked you in a [ __ ] cage for experiencing something that's been here lot longer than people
have you know it's so stupid it's just we we have a bunch of stupid people like you were talking before this happened about uh the the presidential debates about watching like watching new grid is is hilarious like how is he even even in the presidential race I mean that guy doesn't about him and Mitt Romney are arguing about because they both had in investments in some some uh they both made money off the economy going to [ __ ] based on their Investments and they both did but they were arguing live on TV on CNN about who invested more oh God and that that alone should tell people they're both full of [ __ ] yeah well he just lost he came in second place in Florida n can you imagine if n Gingrich is the president well about Mitt Romney M you see that video where Mitt Romney met with that kid who had uh cable py and he uses marijuana and he why don't you he's like he wouldn't even answer him he wouldn't even answer him he said would you put me in jail he said well you could try synthetic marijuana synthetic Mar like he was suggesting that that was a good idea that I'm not for medical marijuana I've told you I'm not for it like you're not for it you're telling for why why for what reason under what reason why because you're a [ __ ] because all these goddamn companies that get you into the position that you're in right now tell you that that's the stance that you should take did you see that that video of all of Mitt Romney's flipping and flopping there's an awesome YouTube gross he's a Mormon man not that there's anything wrong with being a Mormon but when you're a Mormon you're not allowed to run the presidency you're not allowed to run the country you're just not you're not allowed any wacky religion if you're a super Catholic and I know JFK was a Catholic and everything like that but this is a different times it's 201 [ __ ] 12 you know really you believe that Joseph Smith a 14-year-old kid that lived in 1820 found golden tablets that represented the Lost work of Jesus the guy was a con man a known con man he said he found a stone and a secret Stone and he looked through this Stone and he could read the last works of Jesus really yeah really come on man what language was that in uh goofball it's just it's just [ __ ] amazing man you know I have friends in
you know friends of friends actually that are Mormons that I know they're very nice people it's one of the nicest religions and what what it gives them that's great is a great sense of community like they have their churches have I've been to Mormon churches before they have a really nice sense of community they're very nice to each other and they really promote that they promote like that feeling of family and that positive frequency and it does really it really makes a difference man you know I I was at a Mormon funeral recently and these people man they really believed that this guy was in a better place and it really helped them that their loved one you know had passed on into a better place it really did and I and I I really support that I think that's awesome but just just that's just because the ideology happens to be in a good frequency but if you break down what the ideology stands for it's ludicrous it's absolutely ridiculous it's absolutely doing some good for some of these people but so would just being nice it would do the exact same thing so would just being humble and giving in to love and just being nice to people you don't need some wacky [ __ ] that was made by a con man a 14-year-old con man who found golden tablets and then when the people came to him like where are these tablets he goes oh the angel took them away the Angels took the it's like it's like you know it's such a dumb story such a terrible story yeah I mean to me I used growing up I despised all religions I thought I thought it was all just crap and and and is destroying Society but as I get older I for me my opinion on religions is if you do it right if it's based on unconditional love and doing the right thing different religions are just like it's a way to get uh your soul in the right frequency there's different ways to get your body physically like there's kettle bells and then there's some people like to just run some people like to swim all different ways to get your body aligned and I think all religions as long as you do it right whether it's Muslim or whatever CA Catholicism like my grandma she did it right all she cared about was doing things for others and she was Hardcore Catholic went to church every day that was her exercise of the soul
that is what got her frequency in the right place some people do yoga some people meditate some people you know believe this some people worship rocks if you really believe Rock The Rock is the frequency of the universe and it gets your soul in the right place I'm I'm all for it now yeah it's it's the idea of just believing in something and then having a code that you live by and moving your life always in a positive way and that's good no matter what you call it whether you call it Hindu whether you call it Kundalini Yoga whether you call it Catholicism if you're really moving in a positive direction and you really believe in love and you really are are being warm and open and you you give the idea of giving into a higher power is not because God wants you to be humble or God wants you to be you know in awe of his greatness what what what it is is saying there's something above you so not taking yourself so [ __ ] seriously and instead not being out for number one and sort of realizing that we are together like there is a Brotherhood and a Sisterhood of man you know that's that's really what what it's supposed to be all about that's that's the good of religion and that's where I've seen religion help people for sure and I'm was just like you growing up man it was both both of us it was the same reason because we had seen the the system fail us you know we had seen all these people that were supposed to be correct and you know these people that were supposed to be adults we saw they were [ __ ] we saw there were [ __ ] we saw it was all [ __ ] we saw that you know religion was being used negatively a lot of the time and there was a lot of guilt and there was a lot of yelling at you and there was a lot of so we just we just trashed all religion you know yeah so like I would never if my grandmother was still alive I would never try to like knock some sense into and try to prove that the Bible was written by man I it worked for her that was her kettle bells right there for her soul it worked for like so you know and well you know that's the way I look at it now I I think religion is is if you do it right and and uh you're you know you always look to do the right thing and it's all life is all about uh selflessness and
um uh unconditional love and what people don't understand is that benefits you man you know you can be do do that and do it in a selfish way I mean it sounds stupid but if you're a selfish person you really want to succeed you really want good things for you you want to do it selfishly be nice to everybody that's the best way to get ahead the best way to get ahead is just be nice to everybody tip people whenever you can tip more than you're supposed to tip give people hugs when you can be nice to people all the time when you put out that good energy you get good energy back you can like almost think of it in like people like I'm looking out for number one you really want to look out for number one look out for everybody else look out for everybody else and that's how you really look out for for number one abut I have had the most benefit in my life by being nice to people the most benefit in my life by being generous and being friendly and being warm and every time I've not been that it's always [ __ ] me and when I run into someone especially now at this stage of my life when I've had my own personal Revelations and my own successes and failures and I've kind of assessed what what help helps me and what doesn't help me when I run into someone that's life is a mess when I run into someone that's got a lot of troubles godamn it if it's not a big chunk of what the [ __ ] got them there is the way they think about things the way they behave thing about things the way they take a cigarette and [ __ ] throw it in the street you don't realize why your life is kind of [ __ ] while you're littering everywhere like that that's not you're not putting out good energy while you're throwing your [ __ ] McDonald's bag out the window cuz no one's looking you're being a [ __ ] you're [ __ ] up man you're you're ruining space you're sending out bad things when you [ __ ] somebody over in a business deal like well I profited hey it's a doggy dog world [ __ ] you just put out some negative [ __ ] and it's going to come back at you man that guy hates you those people you [ __ ] over in that bad development deal or whatever the hell you did wrong those people don't like you now they hate you and that's going to come your way do nice things and nice things come from it man think talk and
act always think talk and act man that's the best way to end this [ __ ] right yeah let's wrap this [ __ ] up so San Francisco if you're down if you're down to get your [ __ ] together if you're down to learn the ancient martial art of zitu if you're down to have a vehicle for developing your human potential go to 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu San Francisco or JJ 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu SF Jiu-Jitsu full word yes 10th Planet J IU ji TS U SF go there you should probably have a shorter version of that too well you could there also no guu Jitsu sf.com if you go to 10th Planet JJ it shows.com and there's how many Affiliates click locations we got over 30 worldwide 30 Melbourne Rochester Victoria Canada Portland by the way if there's no one near you and you want to learn 10th Planet systems you could still go to 10thplanetjj dcom and you can learn from the videos that are available in the database there's you could literally see all the lessons that we're learning in class in San Francisco Eddie puts those up there you just have to pay a small month $4.99 just like we were talking about before I could have charged 30 or 25 a lot of people are I just wanted just a little bit I wanted to charge B withd to keep your website going I got to charge a little bit $4.99 a month for the entire 10th Planet system at your fingertips and there's also DVDs available tell them about the DVDs and where they can get those you just go to 10 Planet jj. comom all my shit's there and if there not a if there's not a 10 Planet school near you just go to any Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu school and any school it doesn't matter you know if the guy's a douchebag find another school whatever but is any Jiu-Jitsu is better than no Jiu-Jitsu absolutely it's a good thing to have the skill to protect your family to protect your loved ones by uh being an expert at scientifically subduing someone and putting them to sleep non-violently and getting the hell out and getting to safety you know and it's a fun way to exercise man a lot of people don't like going to the gym just riding a bike it's [ __ ] boring you know and a lot of people can't motivate themselves to do that Jiu-Jitsu will motivate you to do it it's fun it's fun so 10thplanetjj docomo son learn it uh this Friday House of Blues in Vegas Joey Diaz Duncan
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episode that's going to air sometime after that they haven't figured out when that's perfect put it on the DVD no no no no no that's I think it's never going to go anywhere it's going to be buried they'll never do it again I think they went too far are they showing throw up now not really but the stunts are so much bigger now this the show is so much bigger and crazier that they tried to push everything I just think they went too far I think it was it was nutty but I definitely don't think they went too far you I know exactly there's everybody has their own standards I I just don't think that it's fair to ask people to do that it sounds ridic this coming from me well they don't have to do it I know they don't have to but I mean to ask them to do it I think it would have been cool if everybody said go [ __ ] yourself and then we had to like scrap the stunt it would have been funny have you had that happen yet no but that would have been a good time you know um but you know I think it was way easier for girls to do than guys you know obviously but u i mean for real they even girls were even joking around about it it was way easier for spitting it on their chest and rubbing it in oh no Brian that's your world you live in a dark world uh so look um I'm sure if we had go back in time they wouldn't do it again and the only way you find the limits of these things is you push them you know I just think I think it was a mistake so it's over and uh it it'll probably never see the light of day or five years from now it'll air because there's no way they would have considered doing it five years ago when Fear Factor went through its first run I mean in season one it was so tame and calm and easy and and you know and small compared to what it's like now now it's just ridiculous and the stunts are huge and crazy explosions and nuts who knows if they'll ever show that again I you know I'd rather they not I think people shouldn't have to do that I think it's too much they [ __ ] up but you know whatever we learn kill the show kill the episode and and we'll march on because we got some good episodes coming up it's a better way better show than it ever was before you know I I hope this doesn't uh [ __ ] it up for everything else but uh I think everybody realizes that it was a mistake including NBC and you know you know they
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