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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day hey we up oh hi Tom good to see you Joe you are the man that brings the bags ah you bring you bring the brown paper bags Joe I was so happy to bring you bread that I was in Colorado doing shows flew home had my wife feed the starter I should have come right here but feed the starter but I wouldn't have been able to bring you bread so I flew home this is so sick I flew home just for 24 hours so I could bake the bread and then uh get back on a plane and bring it to you but I feel like you haven't had it in so long you're the only one I'll eat bread from I know I had no I'm not I'm lying I had a piece of bread this uh Saturday after the fights I did have a piece of bread with butter it's pretty damn good well I uh I'm happy to do it and I I made a I made one regular loaf I'm not sure which is which but one regular Loaf and one olive loaf oo which has green and camata olives lemon zest and herbs to provance and I hadn't made that in probably a year and that the house was just filled with the smell of the bread it was so great and then flying here the only thing in my carry-on was bread i l cuz it baked yesterday here I'll let you open it with your hands oh my goodness and uh yeah Jamie if Jamie could get a piece of it he would probably did TSA check that hard or was they cool it it smells so good it filled my hotel room up you could bake fenel in there let me see which one that is does that have oliv on ol it's Olive one doesn't that smell Beautiful it does it's so dense yeah it's a pretty heavy bread I was reading about a woman who got caught at the board she had a uh she was a pregnant lady yeah and she had uh like a rubber container filled with fenel stuffed upper cooch what yeah oh my God which you know that stuff kills you if it's just a small amount jeez like she had enough to kill everyone she's ever met oh my God what is fenol that's uh it's an opioid it's an opioid that is um highly highly potent it's like hundreds of times more pot and then heroin I believe jeez the amount of fenel that kills you is so small there it is pregnant drug Runner nabs smuggling fentanyl in her vagina EG like an
eggplant oh it's like in a condom yeah it's she wrapped in in a condom says just say no to drugs on the uh how did they discover that they fingered her that's pretty that's a random search yeah that is an interesting question right like how do you pick that person out of the L qu pound cuz she's waddling through security 19 years old and Pregnant 19-year-old US citizen was flagged for secondary inspection poor girl what is why is she faced with that yeah you know I mean she's [ __ ] in a terrible situation exactly just just gingerly walking through security oh terrible say oh a drug K9 dog alerted dogs barking at her [ __ ] oh my god oh that's Terri oh no fentanyl well I felt pretty uh pretty pretty high risk coming with the bread it's literally my wheelie bag in these two big loaves of bread you just smell it I got on people ask you what's no they didn't open it they didn't open it no no I thought like I right I could I should be getting fentanyl in my wheelie bag I thought that uh I was looking forward to it I wanted that I wanted the story of them like going through the red and being like it's s they cut it open now ooh oh you monsters you know what that's a pretty good smuggling technique just sneak stuff in the bread right when you're putting in the olives also put in the whatever right if you could have like something that's like got good thermal dynamics that you could like put in the center of the dough is that the right word thermodynamics something like withstand heat right in the center of it some screw down metal container that's like yeah insulated uh-huh shove it in there what is this oh my God look at these people smuggling booze in bread oh but that's like a loaf of bread is that like at a stadium when they're going to see a game or something oh that's hilarious you know when I worked as a um as security guard we used to always catch people smuggling booze into concerts where we oh great Woods that was at greatwoods Center for the Performing Arts it's in Mansfield Massachusetts and they we would have garbage Bales like these big garbage cans fil plastic garbage cans filled with booze the other night no kidding cuz so many people brought booze and then we'd have to search their bags we have to take the
booze and we just put it in their their bucket we always and then we got to take take it home like they would just give us the booze W there's that thing in uh in in O'Hare you've heard of that pot thing yeah you get Chuck the pot in there yeah you got to Chuck your pot in there that's in Vegas too on Chicago's it's inside the security line though right like it's you're already past security and then the the amnesty bin is there right it's like if you got past and now you're think you right oh it's up to you let's your free will well it depends on where you're Landing right because no first of all nowhere where you land do they check you when you land you're already never you're you got to be a real piece of [ __ ] for them to check you when you land I mean like pull that [ __ ] guy off the plane you know I mean if they're checking you when on the plane you made it through security you got on the plane you flew somewhere yeah and just completely act like a maniac in the sky and then they flag you I had a guy yesterday getting I'm waiting to board last night to come and uh guy comes up and he just you know it's pulls his mask down just big beard and he's just like how's it going why aren't we boring I'm like U no you know I was just being friendly I'm like you know the Pilot's waiting for the whatever and it just becomes clear he's drunk he's just hammered hammered and he starts talking about comedy and he's saying it's so Lou you just want you just lowy let's it's night you know who you were yeah and I'm just like let's just get on the plane no man tell me like who's your like who's your favorite comedian all time dude Jerry Lewis he wouldn't stop and then he does and I'm being nice and he's peppering me with questions and at a point I was like okay I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude I'm just tired let's just let's just get on and he's like oh my bad my bad that's okay I'm like it's okay are are you uh and I asked him something about himself I didn't want to think I'm just like ghosting him and he had this very like kind of little sad story of he's telling and then he he's like they go okay we're boarding group one he's like let's go I'm like like we're a team now I'm like why are we a team and he goes I'm not number I'm not group one but I do this
all the time and he goes up and he gives the woman uh the gate agent his thing and she gives it back and then goes uh John John and he starts picking up speed to get into the game and she goes no no no no no no you're group three you have to go back he's like ah he goes back he just totally knew this is how he operates a lot of people do that they try to sneak in I've seen that mult times gross it's so gross yeah it's a weird move it is a weird move yeah and then just you know why are you special you it's like kindergarten cutting well people panic when there's a line they almost like they think they're not going to get let on right it's like I got to get on that plane now right they're not going to let me on everyone's getting on everyone's getting on you'll be fine do you want to sit in your seat that much longer I mean who cares flying freaks people the [ __ ] out man how many people get D I mean it's of the weird places where you could drink at 8 in the morning oh you go to the airport they have booze there on the flight they have booze everybody's drinking everybody's getting hmer strange they give you a drug they give you a drug it's scary especially if you don't fly all the time like a lot of these people it's probably their One Flight of the year you know and yeah and freaked out and they getting on there and they're sweaty and nervous give me something right but it's also it's weird that there's a very specific drug that you're allowed to consume and they'll provide it for you right they they should be handing out Edibles at the end of at 7:30 you haven't been to the golf course at 7:30 in the morning oh yeah but that's not that's but that's not because they're worried you're nervous well there's just a bunch of drunks driving around and carts and with weapons and a golf club is kind of a weapon but that's a weapon like your car is a weapon it's not a weapon on you should see the videos it's there's some wild [ __ ] that happens on golf courses people getting fights with golf clubs yeah really oh yeah there's some crazy videos people cuz they're talking and then like there's also the group in front of you if they're [ __ ] with your play and then all a sudden someone mouths off start hitting up on you got four eight dudes fighting basically get very tense about a guy in
front of them that's going slow right yes is that the thing or the guy behind them they I just had the rushing cuz there it was a big hold up the group behind having a lot of fun the one guy's there all the time he's loud drunk as [ __ ] having a good time eight beers deep but like hey man shut the f up like we're out here we're having a time involved with you right I don't know what are you supposed to do now when you have like a fancy place like you go to a fancy place right yeah yeah there're supposed to be able to call a guy and they're supposed to come out and be the mediator what if that guy's like some oil baren son that kind of [ __ ] happens right good luck annoying I was with um I did a show in uh in Colorado and there was a some flight attendants in the front row and they came up at the end when I was signing books and they wanted to talk about cuz I talk about oh I I I have a line in my ACT about uh like the what it is to be a good person now the bar has been really lowered like if you get on an airplane and don't punch a flight attendant straight in the face you're a pretty good guy you know like and uh they came up and wanted to talk about the stories and stuff about how insane this last year has been oh sure because you're trying to get people first of all just to sit down and buckle those their seat Bel and not lean their seat back as hard now you got to get them to keep their [ __ ] masks on the masks on and no no alcohol for a long time she said her daughter worked for Jet Blue and she had she gotten a physical altercation on Jet Blue her daughter and uh yeah she said I think that they're going to stop the mass on the planes pretty soon just because of that just cuz it's going to calm everybody down my favorite video was a lady with no mas screaming at a man to put a mask on she was just a just a person on the plane it wasn't even she wasn't even a lady who worked for the airline she was just screaming and then she smacks him in the head have you seen that video no she wind up getting arrested but she was just I don't know if she was on drugs or or what you don't know who what you're dealing with you don't know who's on what she goes you're a real piece of [ __ ] and she smacks him in the head oh my God he's like an older Guyz and I I guess she told them put
because one of the things that happened over the last year and a half is that people really enjoy telling you to put your mask on cuz you kind of have to listen yeah you say someone says put a mask on you're like you have to it's a thing if you're not wearing it and someone you can't say [ __ ] you yeah if someone say if you say [ __ ] you then you're on YouTube and then it's a real yeah I mean look you got people to that you got people to do it at all is pretty remarkable because people you know they don't know what they're doing and I the the move I see at the gate all the time is older people you know these poor people they can't breathe without like anything on their face they're struggling and the number of times I see them pull the mask down and cough into the air and then put it back up they don't even cover totally I can't breathe I'm telling you I've seen that so many times I saw jiujitsu classes where people had masks on really it's the dumbest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen in my life you're you're breathing heavy you're on top of each other you're sweating on each other and you got a stupid surgical mask on which doesn't do a goddamn thing it's so it's a struggle it's really it's you people lost their [ __ ] minds they lost their [ __ ] minds over the last two years totally think about how many people were already on anti- anxiety medication already [ __ ] before that I know and then you put this stressful situation on top of them yeah it's a lot it's a heavy load it's a heavy load and people's ability to take a new form of stress stress into an already stressful life mhm very hard for a lot of folks really hard and you know I can't believe like when I go to do shows and you see these people that are coming out and you know they they've got families and they're and they're out looking for Laughs like they're back wanting to do stuff again it's like I said to a couple shows I was like your kids won't say it but I'll say it I'm proud of you I don't know what you did but you did it you got through these two years of weirdness and keeping your family safe and that you're out just getting a drink and trying to have some laughs good on you that's not a small thing that we did that was a big de
especially in the beginning when you're like are we gonna die is everyone going to die are we all gonna like March of 2020 remember those days yeah you like this could be way worse than they're telling us this is right exactly this totally scary yes when they were bolting people in their houses and spraying they were spraying disinfectant through the streets you remember those yes and all of a sudden the New York was just quiet I mean that was not a we got through like human beings get through [ __ ] but that when you look back it's like okay that was really a thing it was really a thing so you know that you were able to muddle through it great if you if it sent you off I totally get that too I totally get it too I just don't know how when someone gets sent off how do you bring them back like how do you bring people back to like calm normal after they went haywire yeah it just kind kind of I don't know it depends the degree right it just depends you just have to have that thing of just you just got to keep on getting on you know remember my grandparents who like went through all of the original troubles they just always had the mentality of like yeah big deal I know life is hard so you want to tune a sandwich what's going on the people that went through the depression the depression and the first and the second world war and you know you just kind of muddle through you just it all comes down to just doing your little task and going forward and trying to stay positive it's like in the doing like a the small of the little doing keeps you focused rather than the big overwhelming well being able to see you know big picture there's a funny meme that I saw online that Sam tripley posted on his Instagram find that it's uh it shows the Galaxy and the The Escape of the Galaxy and then it points to an arrow and then you are here crying in the shower on the way to work right cry in the shower before work right that's it right there you were here crying in the shower before work just wake the [ __ ] up right exactly how great is that Meme that's amazing I love the internet the fact that these memes exist it's a totally new kind of Comedy what it says we are the universe experience itself having an existential crisis Carl San that is great yeah yeah perspective perspective that's the
biggest thing it's hard well it's there's there's an old expression and I've said it many times I'll say it again but the hardest thing that's ever happened to you is the hardest thing that's ever happened to you mhm you know it doesn't matter if it's a tiny little thing like you know when my daughter was four and you know she couldn't find her toy and she started freaking out and be like listen well we're going to find it right it's not that big a deal it's a big deal find lamby but it was a big deal to a four-year-old right because she hasn't really had you know now she's 11 the same thing happened she'd be like I can't find my tour I'm like well let's look for it okay like you know she got a little resolved that's right experienced a little life yeah you got through it I know I know some people are [ __ ] they they they've taken no chances they've they've played it safe their entire life they they don't understand it they don't they've never done anything that's really dangerous right so when a form of adversity like covid came along or this [ __ ] War like this [ __ ] is this is scaring the [ __ ] out of me it's so scary so scary and that's like yeah I mean that's kind of the thing of like going about your day it's like you check in and you look at it and it's like oh it's too much and I was reading an article today where they were talking about Putin's options he has almost no options which is terrifying terrifying because he could do something crazy exact that's I know yeah if decided to do something crazy like what are we get to like if he decides to send one nuke into Ukraine right do and kills 100,000 people 200,000 people 300,000 what do we do are we supposed to Nuke him now that's the dangerous thing it's like so you choke him out you you you know all the sanctions are taking effect and okay so you turn him back and so I mean all right so he you defeat him ultimately what does he like what does that mean to a guy that has the largest nuclear Arsenal on the planet what is he go like how does he save face I don't think he does and pull out what does it say or does he just take it and everybody lives with him having taken it the world's nuclear armed States possess a combined total of nearly 13 ,80 nuclear warheads more than 90% belong to Russia and the United States yeah but look 9,600
Warheads in is that true do they have more than us Russia has 6,257 we have 5,550 W oh my God I thought we had more no I thought that we had uh more nuclear power I thought like the the power of our weapons was greater than the power of Russia's I do know when I was looking something up about that uh we're talking about the suitcase bomb the other day yeah when I was digging through articles about that trying to find out the accuracy there's a lot of claims being made over certain time periods of like we heard through intelligence that they now have you know 200 they made 250 of these so you have to have proof of that I don't think they're showing them they boxes of them you know they're like saying just new ones the nuclear football thing was or the nuclear uh briefcase thing was always a thing that got discussed I thought that our I guess it doesn't matter right whoever if one nuclear to Russia and they launch all their [ __ ] at us and it kills the whole world multiple times over but I was under the impression I I read something that the power of the United States nuclear Arsenal was uh larger than the power of the Russian Arsenal maybe I confuse that to numbers of bombs I don't know it's all terrifying it's so scary and I just I don't know like what his like what's his endgame like if there 40 million people in in Ukraine so like how do you just take like well how did he do it first place like imagine like us like the United States invading Rhode Island mhm you know right like what the [ __ ] if they actually went out and did that and that's it's a lot bigger than Rhode Island right it's like there's more people in Ukraine like how many people are in Ukraine 40 million is it really that many yeah it's a lot of that's like California that's like if Washington DC invaded California like if the the Pentagon invaded California it's so horrible and you see these and what's so bizarre were you're watching war on your phone like you're seeing footage right of this stuff high resolution footage cuz people filmed it off of their phones you think about those kind of Wars it's like we we're used to those grainy black and white images of those kind of a war and now you see people in like puffy jackets that your family wears and with their cell phones and that that one
horrible picture of the the family of four just on the sidewalk just dead and it was just it's horrible yeah I saw a horrible video footage of an apartment building that had been blown up and there was these like old ladies wearing like old lady coats you know like they look like your regular old crinian old lady just hanging out a month ago blown apart like legs missing blood everywhere Nightmare how do you just do that just go in and just it's horrible so I don't I don't know I don't I'm like I I that's what I keep looking for is those articles I'm like oh so what's the endgame like what is the what is the end of this right hey it's terrifying it's um so this uh this thing about what Russia's offered Ukraine I was listening to Sager and Crystal from breaking points talking about it this morning MH and apparently Russia's demands are that they recognize Crimea as being Russian U but I think they also want Ukraine to demilitarize itself which is like yeah hilar crazy cuz you just attacked us imagine you saying hey I know we just attacked you we want you to get rid of all your weapons and we won't do it again like what right right so and also if like your your president dies we want to put a president in oh my God he's a comedian yeah the guy played a guy the president of Ukraine played a president on television right on a show few years ago then ran for president and won genius Kevin Spacey should have tried that yeah he's a tough guy man he's just in the in the they they made an attempt at his life and three attempts yeah apparently there they' made three attempts at his life oh my God but there was also like a chen hit team that came like a a whole Squad of Chens that they came into Ukraine to try to get him and try to and then they got apparent see it's so hard to say what's true what's not true yeah cuz you're hearing about things like I heard that um the nuclear power plant got bombed they attacked the nuclear power plant and then they said actually wasn't it was a building next to the nuclear power on fire no they they attacked it oh they did yeah they attacked a building that was near the nuclear power plant so it wasn't the actual power plant it was a building near it right so it's like you hear about all these things and it takes a
day or two to find out what's true and what's not true at least we're finding something out Russia's locked down they don't even know what's going on he's shut down everything is that what happened yeah they have no access to any news they're they're saying that they're not even aware of what's happening the Russian people I wonder how they're like the system works there in terms of like if if Biden wanted to deploy nuclear weapons I'm sure there's a series of checks and balances that have to go into play before that happens it has to be approved by somebody I wonder what the situation is is in Russia I don't know and and and even whatever the system that is like what mistakes could be made if they have more nuclear weapons than us and they got one guy who's already shown that he's willing to just invade a country that you know just a few decades ago was a part of the Soviet Union yeah was all a part of the same Union and now you're bombing them you're killing them it's wild it's insane it's so scary it's it's the scariest time I I could ever remember and I I I bet must feel like to a lot of people what the Cuban Missile Crisis felt like where it's like Jesus we're that close yeah like how how right how how far do we go when does this when does this tip over do you remember when you were a kid and we really thought we were going to go to war with Russia yeah you remember those days M I remember those days clearly like being in like I guess it was high school and I was thinking oh my God we're going to go to war with Russia yeah Rocky had to go against Drago Rocky fought Drago F Drago the when the US one in the Olympics in the hockey that oh that's right that was so I mean the the emotion of that was so crazy high and it's hard to tell people young people like what what that meant like oh that's cool you beat the Russian no like it was at a fever pitch yeah of just anxiety and almost War I mean we were in a cold war it was it was so big and uh and now we're kind of like back it's what a dick what a dick we were just we're coming out of Co it's like it's all starting to feel hopeful and now godamn what are you doing man but you know there was a lot going on there that the the the idea was that Ukraine was trying to join NATO and if they join
NATO the NATO could park nuclear weapons at Russia at Russia's door from Ukraine again I'm not a foreign policy expert [ __ ] I'm reading there's a lot of complicated things to it there's a video that we talked about a few podcast Meo but it's really good it's explaining it's about is it like 15 minutes that video or so it's like a synopsis of what is going on with Russia and Ukraine why Ukraine is so valuable one of the things is natural gas and oil it has a tremendous reserve of natural gas and oil and that's one of the reasons why Russia um invaded uh Crimea and took over Crimea that takes away some of the access to the wa to the waters where the oil and the natural gas are okay could they have done it a different way could they have taken it over or made a deal or done something dude I don't know is there some other way I don't know but the whole NATO thing is kind of crazy too if like NATO is invading encroaching on Russia space if they're moving you know these countries into you know if they're making them join or having them join NATO and then they actually would do that Park weapons next to Russia like um I had Dakota Meyer on the podcast uh who's a veteran who um got a famously insane story about some of his combat Duty in in in war in Afghanistan crazy [ __ ] but he was saying imagine if another country like Russia or China parked nuclear weapons in Mexico like oh yeah MH it's not there's no you know there's no justifying anything that Putin did what he what he's done is horrific and terrifying and and that he's a legit Maniac yeah but you got to wonder like yeah there's something pieces are moving here yeah when and and the humiliation like the the the cultural humiliation that he was saying of right you know that's I mean that's what Hitler was was bred on you know after World War I the humiliation we're going to regain this for our ourselves like that that human emotion and a leader that's that drives them in these in these ways but I people are with Putin no they're not that's why he's shutting everything down yeah I think it's a real bad move for him I think this it seems so isolating but that's what makes it even crazier right like so it's this one guy so then he can do whatever he like there's no checks on
him there's no you see that that one when he's meeting with his with his his people and he's like on one end of this 50 foot table and all his advisors are down at the other end really did you see that picture no yeah Jamie if you could find that picture of him talking to his advisers it's like he's isolated and in very very real ways it's terrifying he has to be I mean they could not have wanted this I mean if you play things out from where they first invade Ukraine like how does this end good right what's the end game they just give up they just give up and you occupy Ukraine I mean they're going to be happy that you're there and I mean I've I've read how many officially how many official Russian soldiers have died it's in the hundreds but there's unofficial reports that it's far greater than that so it's like what's that's the oh my God that's insane yeah that's that's an insane photo that's him having his meeting with his people why is he doing it like that they say that he got really wigged out by Co no he doesn't trust people no chance that's what they said yeah so he stays that far away from people because of Co look all the colorful food looks delicious that's not photoshopped oh someone put someone put all someone filled the table up with food the table up with a buffet like that looks yummy that looks good Putin's long table explained why put some leaders including Germany Schultz at an extreme distance so it must be a CO thing click on that it's in Forbes why he put some oh you [ __ ] $50 for a subscription is that really what they're charging that's what it said $449.99 well for is financial thing they have money this that this is why it's so scary it's so it's all I was it's like if Hitler had nukes it's like okay so you can beat him in all these different ways like you're saying the soldiers or his country turns on like or he gets just militarily defeated but he has this thing at the back of it like he has this horrible weapons as his like he's got that so like if you break him and and take him all the way to the end he still has that that's the most terrifying so it says the distance from Schultz um and he refused to take a
Russian administered covid-19 PCR test that's why so they put him at the end of the table but he has a the fact that he has a crazy table like that says Putin is living in a strict Health bubble and the Kremlin confirmed the extreme distance is to protect Putin wow well I guess when you poisoned a few folks you get a little nervous right I mean I mean imagine like what he's done to his detractors and then imagine how nerve-wracking it must be to be him and worry about like retaliation yeah you like he poisons door knobs and [ __ ] people touch door knobs and they get sick and die in different countries yeah did that in like was England was it yeah yeah God so the the what's the process for him launching nuclear weapons that's what I want to know like does he have to clear it with his generals I hope he has to talk to someone cuz he's the top dog yeah do they share that with the world probably not good point this is what I want to know what like the amount of power nuclear weapons that Russia has and the amount of nuclear weapons that America has like can't they blow up the whole world kill all life like many times over yes so you hope that's the deterrent right yeah but you don't want to like Scarface at the end just like [ __ ] it I'm going to take everything out if I go we all go yeah a giant long t will fill with Coke say hello to my little friend well that's the thing like also how old is the guy I don't know he like 69 years old and uh is he in great health I mean I don't know I don't know I hopefully what if he's got a I mean we're all you know and then you've got China behind them but we all kind of need each other for these economies to keep going I mean I don't know it's all too scary and unknown this is why you go back to the thing of like my grandmother of like do you want a tune a sandwich because it's too much yeah it's too much well this is this is too much but it's also it's too much where you go this could go really bad and how does it go good MH like how does it go good the only way it goes good is if Putin backs out and if he backs out he looks weak yeah right or if they surrender and give him Ukraine but then does he stop wait a minute they're not going to do that I'm just I'm just talking crazy scenarios of like how it could end I guess yeah if he
if they surrendered and gave Ukraine or he takes it over and he just starts to occupy it and it becomes Syria but this is what I was reading what I was reading was they were saying that the they're grossly underestimating the amount of human beings they would have to have in Ukraine to take over and they said it was probably in the neighborhood of 500,000 military yes they would need 500,000 people to take over and run Ukraine God because if you take over you have to take over everything you got to take over everything you got to take over the military you got to take over all political seats unless they just go you know what you guys are right we're going to be Russians now we gave up we're not Ukrainian anymore that's not going to happen CU then then then it becomes Syria right it becomes this prolonged War within the country and just totally destroys the everything in it it's nuts man so crazy so how many times over can we blow up everybody I am trying to find that out the best answer i' found now is how destructive are today's nuclear weapons so scary compared to the hereo hirosima Nagasaki ones it says those were about 15 kilotons and 20 kilotons respectively current estimations now of Thermon nuclear weapons uh yield about a 100 kilotons of dynamite comparison that's just for one says one kiloton nuclear weapon dropped on New York City could lead to roughly 583 th000 fatality so multiply that times 10,000 I think you could just say everybody yeah Bas kill everybody so cuz you said Russia has 6,000 of them and we have 5,000 something yeah they have just over 6,000 we have just under 6,000 estimated do we have more power than them more nuclear destructive capability again that would then go into like we know we've shown videos of like a couple Mega bombs like we could have one that could you know take over 15 or 20 of theirs I don't know how many of those one we have might only have one or two save it for a real a good day or whatever I don't know so you've just got to you've got to really hope that he doesn't want that he loves Russia so much he doesn't want Russia to be obliterated um the president of France yeah uh what's his name mcon macron is that how you say his
name uh yeah maon maon I was reading an article where he was saying that he met a very different Putin uh when he went to Moscow to talk to him about all this and that Putin was just ranting and raving for hours and hours about history right which I don't like I don't like that either I don't like hearing that I don't like hearing that either because if he's thinking that much about history he might be thinking about like leaving his Mark right you know yes [ __ ] [ __ ] him yeah [ __ ] him for sure yes Fu him I mean no one's I don't think even his own family family is probably like [ __ ] [ __ ] him right you know yeah how's that guy stay safe how do you yeah how do you stay safe and and is there stuff at work of like let's how do we get this guy I guarantee there some howow do you get this guy right I mean because it's down to that right we're down to one guy right like if if someone took him out like let's imagine like it happens inside of Russia some Russian military guy decides to take him out that's yeah that seems like it's on the table I would imagine this is a crazy movie it is a crazy movie it's scaring me yeah I'm scared so I think he keeping me Comfort this bread Batman did a really good opening this weekend maybe we send Batman look at this Putin sends nearly 100% of Russian forces at border into Ukraine 100% of of the forces that means everybody that was lined up at the border he sent them all border he sent them all when everyone was watching all the people amassing and they're like I don't know if he's going to do anything who says but the United States does not believe that Russia is preparing to move additional Battalion tactical groups from elsewhere into the country to shore up its troops in Ukraine but this is today Jamie yeah I do not like his face his face bothers me does it well it's a face of a killer yeah should bother you that's the last face you see before a knife gets rammed in your throat ah jeez I mean how many many realistically how many guys do you think that man has watched die by his hand oh my God a lot yeah that's a there's a difference right between him and a guy like Biden mhm he's you know yeah telling stories about corn poop corn poop was a bad dude you know one of the things that I was saying I love baseball doesn't really apply to to him because he's
doing something terrible but one one of the things I was saying about uh the Democratic process of electing a president yeah that one thing that's weird is that you're taking on the most important job in the world and you're new you're new on the job you're new on the job you only get four years to get good at it and then like in the case of trump they vote you out so now you just start to get an understanding of how things work yeah how to make the [ __ ] engine move smoothly and get rid you whereas a guy like him he's been running Russia for decades I know and when you do that you know like if if anything else you do if you're a CEO of a company if you were you run your own business after a decade or two you you really know what you're doing yeah you get an idea of how to do it it's kind of weird right that the most important job everyone who does it is new at it right it is really weird you've got to be great yeah immediately but the other option is terrible the other option is dictat the other the other then you get Putin yeah right exactly but the other thing with America is then you have what you know they refer to as the Deep State because really you have the figurehead who's Biden this is the best example we've ever had because clearly he's declining right and so the people around him and the intelligence agencies and the military those those are the people that are really calling the shots that was like yeah that was like uh Bush also that was always the argument who was like well he's there's other people that he's not really running the show Dick Cheney right he's not really running the show did you see that movie I did how was I didn't see it still haven't seen it it it's so good is it his performance is so Christian Bale he amazing oh my God I couldn't as I was watching it I had just not recently but the last thing I saw him in was uh Ford versus Ferrari he was great in that too he won the Oscar for it I think right he's all skinny with my buddy Matt and he's all I mean just skinny and I remember talking to Matt and he was like talking about being on set with him and yeah he was so impressed and I mean he was in acting since he was a little kid but he's so I could not believe I was watching him as Cheney and that this guy was Ford versus
Ferrari it is crazy I mean what he what he's able to do with his body the the the Transformations he puts himself Through The Eyes I mean he changes inside that's the most insane thing it's not just like they put Prosthetics on him or he wears a collared shirt there's something in his eyes the way he talks the way he moves yeah I mean he trans forms and then what was the other one he did with Adam McKay with the the money The Big Short remember he was the guy that figured out the that the um the housing crisis was going to happen right everything he does yeah what what was he when he was a kid it was um Empire not Empire um when he was a kid with John malovich uh spacing he was It was a EMP of the sun Empire of the Sun remember that one oh yeah this is where he started and he was great then how old was he he was like 12 oh my God that's him that's him with Steven Spielberg wow he so good that's Christian Bale as a 12-year-old yes it looks like him look at that yes that's him in a leading role as a 12-year-old and I'm telling you he was amazing then he was this was not like look I put on a play in fifth grade where I played where I played a Canadian mounty it didn't come close to what this kid was doing in this movie yeah he does transform himself like when he was uh the guy in American Psycho yes amazing amazing I you 100% hookline Sinker believed it oh my God and then the mechanic which is probably or The Machinist rather which is one of the weirdest ones the one when he lost all that weight right that's when he played uh Dicky Ward was is it Mickey Ward W's cousin is it Dicky Eckland is that his cousin oh yeah yeah is that the guy's name I don't remember character's name unfortunately but I remember the movie for sure he so good God I think it's Dicky Eckland pull pull that up just just to Fig because it's I want to say it was I thought it was Mickey Ward's brother not to Sidetrack but my I played Colonel du better in that play but he was great in that movie too because in in that in that well that's a different movie yeah the fighter yeah oh my God the guy's Eckland yeah he's never swung and missed and that he he played this guy who you know we all in the the the boxing like look how I mean he's a crack addict in real life and so the guy was
like you know in and out of trouble and and he played this brother of Mickey Ward who's this famous boxer and he he just played this kind of like you know eccentric crazy drug addict troubled brother and you [ __ ] totally bought it I mean that's Batman how crazy is that that's great that's right that's Batman that's right and B by the way the best Batman he was the best Batman he was the best the voice was a little goofy people are loving the new one people love the new one people love spam they love everything people love all kinds they love Tik Tok who who is the new who is the new Batman um Hayden Christensen is that that his name no no no no Robert patson the guy from Twilight he's the vampire right right girls loved him as a vampire yeah you know here's there's a very controversial thing CU he really wasn't into working out uhhuh to be Batman so he's like the least convincing physical presence as Batman really wouldn't work out uh I'm sure he did a little something but he didn't work out like couple squat thrusts Christian Bale worked out like Christian Bale as Batman was he looked like an MMA fighter he was jacked like that patson I mean I guess he's like in shape he looks kind they probably photoshopped a [ __ ] out of that right who body whose body is that it looks good right there though they put his head on I would say that looks uh reasonably athletic that's what I would say really yeah yeah I mean that's a guy who's not fat wonder what you would describe me with my shirt on that's reason Dead Walking what he's Vengeance defined right yeah that's not Vengeance defined unfortunately embodied but apparently it's a very dark and uh interesting movie and everyone that I know that has seen it loved it yeah I've heard good things 128 million opening weekend oh you're a [ __ ] Hollywood guy you pay attention to that [ __ ] I saw I saw I saw the headline you reading variety on the toilet how much money are they making as if like somehow or another that involves you that's big that's big yeah how much did fiser in this quarter tell me that I don't know that part but I do know that uh and jackass forever did very well sure it did I don't know how those guys are alive that's the biggest victory for
me I just love that dumb fun comedy yeah went back to making some money after the pandemic that's that's good news for all of us dude you know what I watched um yesterday I watched uh a series of Buster Keaton stunts oh man he's the real deal I mean I know I've seen these before yeah so I shouldn't have been so shocked but I I went down a rabbit hole and I watched quite a few of them youo yeah there's a gang of them one of them he goes out this window he no he he jumps from one roof top to another roof grabs onto the lip of the roof and slips and falls and go watch this now this is this is not CGI so he's standing there he makes the leap he catches that falls through those things and then catches that bar wait a minute and then goes under like that these are real man and look at this that's amazing I mean wow I don't how do you do that there's no stunt men yeah this is Buster Keaton he did a bunch of these things like watch this grabs the car grabs the car and he holds on to it and it he goes sideways but the thing is man this is all really happening yeah like watch this he grabs the the back of this trolley car no that's not real that is not real how's he do it though that's definitely not real how he do it he was like one of the first filmmakers but that's not real like that's that defies physics right yeah doesn't it gu so I mean how did he do it there so many Johnny Knoxville there's some of these were uh the beginnings of camera optical illusions oh really some of them not not not all of them cuz he got [ __ ] up doing some of these too he had to get [ __ ] up because they they probably had to figure out what you can get away with and what you can't get away with didn't he did you see the one when the the whole house Falls that's real this is real this is real wow look at that I mean this is wild [ __ ] man wild [ __ ] that he was look at that whole car falls apart that's hilarious like that may like this yeah so how did he do that one there's a small chance it just was onest like he did some of it but like that could have been uh like a screen plate you know like the way they even did cartoons back then I've seen a few behind the scenes of some of these but I I also don't want
to discredit at all I heard he got hurt doing this and still managed to make something happen even though it failed the way he planned it dude this makes my hand sweat just looking at it know watch him make this leap boom boom I mean how does that how does that not [ __ ] you up was that his body though falling down well wasn't somebody else's body it could have been a dummy I me uh you think maybe it sure looked like uh you would die if you did like if somebody really did it right I mean it makes me nervous just to but like [ __ ] crazy ass Tom Cruz does his own stunts for Mission Impossible broke his ankle jumping from one roof to another did you ever see that video no he clearly breaks his ankle really like he makes this I mean he's wired and everything so he doesn't have to worry about dying but he he makes the leap and his ankle catches funny you see his ankle like give out yeah what do you think the desire is to do your own stunts Tom does it all own Tom like he's my friend yeah my friend Tom Tom does it not Tom Papa Tom Cruz oh the other Tom Tom C the guy who doesn't bake bread he does all own stunts he does motorcycle race stunts he does car racing stunts he does a lot of wild [ __ ] he learned how to R race helicopters he learned how to fly helicopters to do a scene it wasn't that mission impossible as well like there was a crazy scene and they were like hey man this is a [ __ ] up scene he's like I'm going to do it and they're like what so he takes his helicopter and he's going through this Valley yeah like sideways jeez yeah and he's piloting the [ __ ] helicopter don't mess with TC oh he's a wild dude he is a wild dude you all things through elron hubard who strengthens him well there's there's truth to that isn't there well yeah if you're you believe it like this is real too but this like he's strapped into the you know he's like tied on he's not just hang hanging on Amazing a lot of the [ __ ] that he did like this this is him actually doing this he's actually being suspended he actually jumps out of this [ __ ] building can he does wild [ __ ] man and he has the option to tag out go to his trailer at this eat some carrot sticks while the other guy does it yeah well and by the way stunt men die they they
die they they die all the time it happens all the time in films I have a very good friend of mine who got badly injured doing stunt work just a couple years ago and he's still [ __ ] up really yeah his head he was doing a stunt and he did it once and they they liked it and they asked him to do a second take and he was very uncomfortable and he did it and banged his head really hard my friend Tate you might have met met Tate at The Comedy Store maybe um yeah Tate was on season three of The Ultimate Fighter okay and uh he's you know big [ __ ] strong athletic guy and stunts just go bad man of course they just go bad and he banged his head and he was [ __ ] for a long time like oh my God couldn't see bright light had to be in dark rooms jeez oh and and all the depression that comes when people get those horrible head injuries like that so mean meanwhile here's Tom Cruz literally the biggest movie star in the world risking his ass yeah doing these things it's insane I slipped on the ice in uh Fargo North Dakota last week hit your head a little bit you're all right huh but it was literally like a week after sagot oh no I was just got I I didn't even know I was falling it would just happened so fast I was just walking to my show but everything in Fargo right now is an ice block it's literally covered in ice so I'm just walking I wasn't even thinking about falling I was just thinking about getting into the building cuz it was so damn cold old it's likeus 31 wind chill oh and I'm just walking and there was no part of me that was like whoops or oh or I might be falling I was just I fell bang I'm down I'm on the sidewalk and I there was a building next to me and I just kind of grazed it a little bit with my head and I think I might have broke a rib because I'm still in pain down here um broke a rib or bruised it yeah something if you broke a rib you'd probably know I can't sleep on it yeah yeah it's been a couple weeks can you touch it and you feel like an you you know I feel it it's not like it's not crazy pain but they don't do much for those unless it's really bad then they put screws in place yeah no this isn't that bad maybe I bruised it there's a gentleman named Chance Ren counter we brought him up a couple of times cuz he fought in Bellator a couple
weeks ago or a week ago I guess not even a week just maybe whatever it was well recently and he got kicked and um broke five of his ribs oh oh yeah like kicked really hard and uh he put a photo of the X-ray up I think yesterday of the the screws and the plates that they put in place put his ribs back together yeah there's the kick look at that and that kick broke five ribs bro look at it it's like it's halfway into his body cavity oh my God yeah he fought this guy Kish goof who's a straight up killer hit him with a spinning back kick to the body oh my God I saw some of your kicks you posted a kick like a month ago same kick that's the kick whack yeah whack you do you do not want a guy like that kicking you like that no I I can't even walk through the winter wonderland of Fargo without getting hurt so look at his his ribs all have these plates put in them now oh my God yeah just just to kind of that could puncture a lung oh 100% his lung was punctured it was yeah and it was soaked with blood his his lung was filled with blood it was punctured oh my God I mean it was a brutal brutal break and that ended the fight oh yeah it was like the first first uh few seconds of the fight he threw that kick it was very quick very very early in the fight how was this weekend it was great was it yeah it was great yeah great great event crazy yeah wild I don't know the names or anything but any surprises um no not necessarily just really good fights it was Kobe Covington versus Jorge mazal have you been to a UFC live I haven't bro I really want to go what are you waiting on I'm waiting for the invite you know a guy I you know a guy do I got to give you three loaves just tell me when you want to go I would love to yeah are you going to be in Vegas in May um no I don't think there's a May one there's a July one okay I think when isn't is there a Vegas May dat there may be a May one but it probably is at the uh Apex Center uhhuh cuz uh there's an April one that's in Phoenix that is uh April no excuse me that's in Florida that's April 9th and there's a May one that's in Phoenix Phoenix could be fun yes yeah Phoenix is fun and then I have a show in Vegas in May if you can make that happen that'd be great I'll call the UFC say listen Tom Pompa wants to see some scraps where should I go there's a
I would love to come honestly if you want to go the Phoenix one would be great yeah yeah because the Phoenix one it'll be a fun time if you want to come cuz I don't have any gigs scheduled that weekend either we're just going to go and have fun oh man I saw your your uh steak that you ate after I was like oh yeah we ate the Jean George steakhous and AR I was like my dog just like salivating that would look beautiful one thing about Vegas man there's so much good food that place is great but even better sorry Jean George sck house but uh bizarre Meats is at the Sahara oh yeah it's um bizarre Meats it is insanely good and they cook them over over fire so they have these Argentine style wheel steak grills where they lift and lower so like they have these like you walk in there you smell the wood burn and smell of the meat and the the the smell of the burning wood your caveman comes out it's so good and the gentleman that's that is a famous chef uh Jose andrees who is the uh the head chef of that place so you walk into that place yeah Jamie show the uh the area where they're cooking if they have like a there's a video of it I know so that's it perfect so those right there so they they have the cuts of meat right there these big thick cuts of steak and then they have these grills that are basically fires so they have just it's just hardwood and then they put the staks at the top see the very top area yeah yeah they have them up there until the staks reach like an internal temperature you know like 110° or something like that then they put them Direct directly over the fire to sear them in the outside so they use like a reverse sear method jeez it is it looks so good I I always think I should go somewhere else when I'm in Vegas but I never do it's not worth [ __ ] around I can never get that outside Char at home oh I can help you you can yeah that I'm good at are you like I can't bake bread at all but I I'll I can cook the [ __ ] out of some steak I'm very good at that really yeah yeah yeah well I have a beautiful freezer in my uh in my garage that's right you got a a nice setup yeah give you that commercial free myd how much do you have left um I have not that much steaks I have a good amount of ground Elks still do you have sausages too yeah
I'm getting low you know you should do well I got more um you know what you should do you should make lasagna with that uh ground elk Ah that's a good idea you ever made lasagna not with the elk I mean I make a good lasagna yeah you should make it with elk that would be good yes elk lasagna elk chili is really good too oh that's another good idea you know what I really like which I think you told me is for breakfast oh yeah with egg crack some eggs over it oh Fant get some of this toast on the side in butter so you get a lot of the fats from the butter and I I like a little garlic salt garlic salt over all it yeah it's so good yeah yeah I know I go the freezer's great something about the smells of cooking too they're so exciting when you cook food you get the smell all the Aromas while it's cooking and then afterwards you eat it it's like you get double pleasure I uh whenever I'm making sauce and you start with with onions in the oil like a soito peppers and some garlic some carrots and celery and and that that onion smell will linger for a day or two every time like the meal's done it's all satisfied whatever you come up the stairs the next morning and you still have that lingering it's like the holidays it's like the whole house is just filled with it I love the smell of sauteed garlic it's one of my favorite smells oh it's the best something about like I whenever I cook a sauce the first thing I do you know I usually just use bottled sauce but whenever I do do it the first thing I do before I pour it in the pan is I put some I heat the pan up and I mince up some garlic I put some olive oil let the olive oil get up to temperature and then I drop the garlic in there get it crackling and once it gets cracking then I pour the sauce in over that so good so it can never have enough garlic I know I interviewed um uh Lydia Bastianich you know she she's a famous uh Chef Italian chef and uh I had her on my podcast and she was telling me that it wasn't until Italian Americans started cooking um Italian food like they when they brought it over to the new country garlic was cheaper so so that's when garlic was really heavily introduced really yeah it was always uh CU it was expensive in Italy yeah or or it was
more rare and she said but you know all us lugs in Jersey were just throwing garlic on it like crazy and uh it became like a heavy thing it used to be you know like carrots and celery and onion and it was a lighter kind of a thing and we were just like uh-uh garlic dude I've seen like literally 40 or 50 hours of videos of Italian Guys cooking steak over fire because there's a special type of steak they cook in Florentine they call it right besta Florentine yeah and they they they do the same kind of thing as that it's like you're cooking over live fire and the smells and the Embers and they're I don't know what they're saying because they're all talking in Italian like M they're all getting into it I have the same thing watching guys making a carbonera oh Guan chal and the Egg and the and the cheese and uh yeah Mato Lane turned me on to the uh these carbonera guys and the same thing all in Italian don't understand it but you just watching them it's better sometimes you don't understand what they're saying yeah it is you're right especially something as simple as cooking steak over fire cuz these guy and you can you know have the close captions on and everything and you can read what they're saying but there's something about watching yeah it's like so Primal watching people cook meat over fire what is the what's your CH meth like how you get the outside like I can I throw it on the I have a gas grill first of all is that going to will I ever get Char well the best way to do it if you have a gas g Grill honestly is you do it two ways you get the you start it off slowly like you put it low and I would put it at like you know 250 260 somewhere somewhere around that line and have a meat thermometer get it up to whatever the internal temperature you'd like to achieve is I like to get like with I like to I I like to keep it pretty rare on the inside and slowly get it to like 120 and then I like to use a cast iron frying pan to sear it ow yeah so I get the cast iron frying pan very hot very hot butter no no but no cuz butter has a low flash point it'll burn burn up yeah so I use beef Tallow beef Tallow what's that beef fat yeah beef Tallow is better because you can get beef Tallow very very hot that's how
no FL low flash point or smoke point I forget what it's called but what but basically what it is is like um at a certain temperature like some oils will become [ __ ] up and they they burn right like uh butter Burns pretty quickly you know olive oil is not the best for that which olive oil is great for like a nice medium heat sauté with garlic and stuff like that totally but with beef Tallow you can get it hot as [ __ ] and so that I scoop some of the um beef Tallow out I dip it in the frying pan and then I just sear it on the outside like maybe depending on what the internal temperature is May minute and a half 2 minutes on each side maximum cuz you're just doing the outside at that point cuz you achieve the inside already ex just trying to get a nice crust what they call what do they call the the malard reaction is that what they call it there's a there's a reaction of meat where the meat sort of gets like a caramelization I think it's called malard okay that's like when you get a steak and it's got a nice crust outside yes and then the inside it's very perfect do you put the the cast iron on the grill you can yeah I usually you need the heat do you then turn the heat up or you do it inside yeah I usually do it inside because yeah if I was going to put the cast iron on the grill it turn the heat up way way way high right is it called the malard yes the M malard ma i l l a r d reaction so it's a chemical reaction with sugars and amino acids in the meat react acting create a new create new flavorful compounds flavorful flavorful flavorful but that's that beautiful brown crust on the outside so so what I do is um um I put when I get the uh temperature of the meat up to about 90° on the on the I usually generally speaking I do I like to do elk um one of two ways either I use one of those Argentine type grills and I cook it over fire and when I do it slowly I use like a meter probe or I do it on the Trager which is very easy because the Trager the the temperature stays super consistent and you can read the temperature on your phone so I like that so I can read the temperature of the meat and the grill on my phone just look in the app so I could be watching TV or whatever and just chilling so then once it gets to about 90ish then what I do is I fire up the stove top in the
house at high heat and I put a cast iron frying pan there God and I get that sucker real hot get the fan cranking and then I throw some Tallow in there right when I'm about to put it on there got it got it and the beautiful thing about that is when you do that method you don't have to make it rest very long either because you sort of slowly cooked it to that 120° anyway then you're searing on the outside and I I'll let it rest 5 minutes plus that's about it oh that sounds great that sounds good and so where do we go see the the fights then maybe should be Vegas well Vegas you can go to July if you want to come to the July fights that could be cool yeah that'll be a big one the July is uh July 2nd and that's uh that's and I'm I have a gig July 1st too there July 2nd I think I'm in San Diego July 1st so then I just buzz across perfect yeah oh yeah hops skiping a jump that's easy show up July July 2nd yeah you love it oh that'd be cool it'll be a big one too yeah whatever that July one will be uh it's uh the July 4th weekend is was huge for the UFC it's cuz July 4th is uh that Monday so July 2nd will be a cracken card they they always have like a championship event and it might be the return of Conor McGregor oh really yeah I know they're talking about Conor coming back Really it all depended upon his injury you know yeah is he healed I'm not sure he said he's say he's working out and walking around you can see him walking around he looks fine but whether or not he can actually Spar uh that's the big thing right like sparring is if it'd be yeah you have to make sure that the Bone's not going to break again and he's got a titanium plate in there now oh jeez just like that guy had on his Ribs Right Connor's got that on his shin now screws in there so who knows like what it feels like whether or not he can fully get after it yeah that be a big payday no he's going to do it for [Music] free well he just loves it right see the thing is I don't know if it can be Connor because with talking about is Conor fighting for the title again which is kind of hilarious but if that does happen um it will be the winner of Justin gatei versus Charles Oliva Charles Olivera is the current champion and they're fighting in um May and that is a big
fight and that's taking place in Arizona but the thing about that fight is when that fight is oh I think I'm right about that make sure I'm right about that I'm wrong a lot but when that uh when that fight takes place um you have to assume that they can be healed enough to fight in july cuz that doesn't give you a lot of time two months oh yeah yeah to be able to right right come back May 7th so that's the one that's in Phoenix that's a big one so it's like for you to be able to fight unless like let's say Charles Oliva catches Justin gatei in a submission real quick or Justin gatei catches Charles Ola with a big punch and knocks him out if one of those guys wins quick then you could conceivably say I'm good to go for July and they make it happen but that's a big if cuz the these are two of the very best fighters in the world and most likely they're going to [ __ ] each other up and they'll go the distance and they'll be yeah all messed up they're going to be messed up most likely you never know like Kobe Covington just won this weekend he said he has no injuries he says he good to go he says he he'd like to fight again in July he said that wow I think he said July but he wants to fight again fairly soon so he's he's feeling good and that was a big long five round fight against a elite fighter oh yeah yeah and uh there'll be no baseball so that that would be good what's going on with baseball they have a lockout they're they they shut down I saw you you were getting pissed I was getting pissed which is rare I'm like Tom Papa is hate tweeting I know my one angry my one angry post was about baseball I just of hot dogs I hate greed I hate greed is that what it is yeah sons of you know we yeah I love baseball so much and what is the what's the the dispute uh it's between the owners and the and the and the players and there's different I don't know I don't even know you don't know no I don't know the ins and outs I just know get your [ __ ] together wow and and open up baseball we stuck with you through this stupid ass pandemic through everything these families have here it is it's all major matters such as the competitive balanced tax thresholds the minimum salary and the size of the new pre-arbitration bonus pool leaves the sides with a
significant distance between their proposals boy good luck getting America behind competitive balance tax thresholds minimum salary and a size of new pre-arbitration bonus pool people going to be like what what the [ __ ] with the hot dogs that's exactly my reaction it's just like I want to meet my friends on opening day get your [ __ ] together so is it possible they're going to work this out or is it over uh it seems like well it seems like opening day is going to be shut and uh will they work it out and save the season perhaps but they've uh they're already CL uh knocking off some weeks which is so dirty and gross it's just gross it is gross it's such a huge the money is so huge and these I mean right but if you're a player and you realize that the owners and the coaches are making way more than the players which is understandable but there's like some negotiation room and then the owners aren't willing to negotiate and minimum salary is low I don't know y just guess no I know I mean I look I'm sure someone is more at harm than others I don't know who uh but get your [ __ ] together and realize that you've got a fan base and you've got these families that scraped together stuff to go and keep on this tradition it's just ugly and gross yeah if I was them I'd be worried that people would wake up and realize that baseball's boring what did I say that who said that who said that you don't give us time to think about it who said that it's relatively boring I love it so much well it's an American Pastime it's an American Pastime there's a lot tied to it dude people live for that [ __ ] my grandfather lived for the Yankees my grandfather too lived for around the same age yeah probably in the same area yeah I loved it I loved talking about it with him he was just I was the best yeah I loved it when I was a kid until I started doing martial arts yeah I found martial arts because of uh baseball that's how I found Taekwondo why went to a Socks game went to see the Red Sox at Fenway Park and we were me and my friend Jimmy were on our way home and uh we had to wait for the te you know the local transport transportation system and there was a big ass line so we walked past this martial arts school and uh I said let's go see what's up and we walked in and uh as I was walking up the
stairs I was hearing this crazy sound like WP like and then a chain clanking I was like what is going on up there and it was this guy his name was John Lee and he became a mentor to me later on I fought on the same team as him um and he was the national champion at the time and he was preparing for I think it was the World Cup wow and uh he just wandered in I just wandered in I wandered in watching like one of the best on Earth in Peak condition in the middle of training jez and I remember watching him kick the bag thinking I want to be able to do that and it was he was doing that the thing that you saw me kick the bag back kick that's what he was doing jeez and that's probably how I no not probably definitely how I fell in love with that kick wow which became like my signature kick because I wanted to do what he did I was like I I couldn't believe the amount of power he was generating it is impressive to watch watching you do it it's just like whack it is it's the sound the sound is the thing that gets you I'm so slow compared to what I was when I was like 19 really oh yeah man when I was 19 I was so fast at that jeez also I weighed 155 lbs was a lot smaller right but um you're still fat I mean it's still fast relatively relatively it's still a big loud whack it's a lot of noise I'm just happy that I could still at 54 that I could still it because I was worried that I was as I was getting older like there's going to come a time where I'm going to be physically limited I've managed to Stave that off I've managed to hold that off yeah I mean one injury in any part of your body that needs to participate in that and it's over a lot of things have to be moving in coordination knees and hips and back and turn and force and Ankle it's like when I fell on the ice that's exactly what happened basically you're an athlete but I found that I found out Jim because of a baseball game and that's also what led me to stop taking baseball seriously right right yeah I just like it it's just the pace is great I have so many Traditions around it I meet up with my buddies from high school the pace is great so you like it slow I do like it slow and then there's action cuz it's builds it builds it's that thing do you like soccer I do but I don't really watch it like when
the World Cup comes around I get into it and think I should be watching this all the time yeah but I've never been like into the leagues and all that stuff there are certain dudes that when the World Cup comes around they get really annoying I know you know what I mean like they know everything certain guys that are like a little too enthusiastic about letting you know right that they like soccer yeah you know what I mean I totally know a little virtue signal it's a little I'm wearing two masks it's you know you know the type of guy yeah this is my team this is what I do know exactly what you mean it's the type of guy who pronounces the names of countries like with a roll of the tongue a little too exaggerated righta you know they they they say Nam cities yeah they go too hard and you're from Denver like settle the [ __ ] down buddy those are the guys that get so excited about the World Cup yeah yeah and they know like they know a couple names they just F all you need in sport Sports Talk to try and like put a little bravado is just know a hair more than the person you're talking to exactly so if you could throw a couple names that that guy doesn't know you're the man phonies are gross phonies are so gross phonies are gross and I run into phonies like there's only one sport where I can spot a phony I mean I kind of smell the phony with World Cup like I don't like how you're talking I smell I don't know what it is but it ain't true but with MMA I love talking phonies right cuz they'll bring up they'll bring up stuff that's the one sport they you go don't try that [ __ ] with me right I'm the wrong guy I got you cuz I got it covered and so like the phonies would try to break out like data and facts I'm like stop now this you you would need a decade of heavy research to be able to just have a conversation with me about this so shut the [ __ ] up they just what is that thing I don't know that phony thing is what is that thing why can't you just admit that you don't know that much some guy want to pretend they know everything yeah and it's it's a weird thing when you're you're talking about like a sport because like sports involve so much like think of the World Cup think about how many players there are and so many teams and how many history
oh my God it's the number one sport in the world so if you're going to be a phony in that like you know who's a a legitimate soccer expert is Ian yeah Ian edwardsan yeah he lives it he lives it he has a soccer podcast like Ian's not remotely Ian's going to come here and we're going to go see one of the cuz Austin has a professional soccer team uhhuh so there's a you know Matthew mccon is one of the owners and a friend of mine is one of the other owners and we're going to go watch a game and then we're going to do a podcast about it afterwards where I ruthlessly mock him but we've been talking about doing something like that for a while watching a soccer game and then doing a podcast that's really great he [ __ ] he but again he [ __ ] love but Ian doesn't have he has zero phony in his body's nothing nothing in there no he's the last person to pretend he knows something he'll pretend he doesn't know something yeah he's the guy who gets quiet when someone else is acting a fool about it just like starts clocking it did you see that fight that happened over the weekend at that soccer match in was it Mexico no huge fight brawl brawl oh no brawl like huge they had to shut the whole thing down they had to evacuate people from the stadium oh no no it was big at least 26 injured as fight breaks out amongst fans at Mexican soccer game wow but that's on CNN it might have never happened it's wow look at this they're throwing Haymaker oh he's eye poking it's build onto the field look at that move the double eye pooke look at his belly sticking out duck under and the eye poke just extend the hands and the other guy doesn't know what the [ __ ] he's doing either it it's never ceases to amaze me how people don't know how to fight are so willing to fight is there video of it oh here we go cuz it's Spilled Out on three critically injured wow in Mexico City tell bro Mexicans have a long history of Combat Sports look at it Joe the whole stadium is just flooded with people just this looks like people are just running to me I guess look that guy kicking punching what are they fighting over that guy kicked and then fell down himself and then he fell down and he hit oh my goodness look at that guy with the chair oh my goodness they're on the field
they're beating each other with chairs a lot of guys with no shirts on that guy looks so hammered with the chair he doesn't even know who to hit he doesn't he's just he just found a chair he kind of barely tapped that guy with the chair and he's like no this is too much he walked away he didn't keep swinging he tapped the guy with the chair was like what am I doing I to kill somebody I got a job I got a family I found a chair 22 hurt look at it I mean it's look hit with the chair watch the guy with the chair he's got it up in the air I'm going to [ __ ] hit some let me get out of oh jeez I I got to find my car go back to the beginning because when he was doing it like he did hit somebody no back up a little bit cuz he he hit somebody with the chair there was one moment here he goes watch watch watch he moves forward I'm going to hit somebody I'm going to look at this he kind of hit him in the butt nothing serious he's got this I'm threatening people with this chair [ __ ] it and he walks away [ __ ] it I got to go home what am I doing have you ever been like where a brawl takes place where something happens in a bra breaks out in the crowd I've been at yeah there was like a yeah there's a weird feeling in the air when those happen where you feel like kind of anything can happen when you don't know what's happening but the energy shifts and everyone's looking in a direction and you don't know what it is but you feel it well it gets it gets scar oh [ __ ] that guy got laid out oh my God that guy's bleeding all over the place oh they must have stomped him no like the oh this guy this family running away that's horrible horrible you just take your kids to see a game and this is what happens look out go back to those pictures Jamie I mean that that go scroll down the next one that guy is [ __ ] that one right there I mean that guy is probably dead look at his arm his arm's going in three different directions his arms [ __ ] for sure that guy's got a broken arm yeah and then the other guy the the blood that's coming out of his head God from it was like at the end of the game were actually presumed dead none of them you said uh and it said many of the people were presumed dead understandably when you see some of the stuff and unconfirmed reports out of Meo stoked even more
claiming several fatalities emerged from the braw awful [ __ ] man I know come on keep it together socer God and you know I would say well the good thing about baseball being boring is that you don't get this but there was another problem with the Dodgers and this look at the amount of people on the field the Dodgers and the uh Giants there someone always gets really messed up in the parking lot yeah sports sports well sports are basic basically a proxy of War right it's kind of like it's a it's like fake War yeah it's like in a replacement yeah it's like a replacement of War yeah it's like when when the Raiders are going to play the Dolphins it's basically now it's Vegas right Vegas right it's basically Florida is going to war with Las Vegas right exactly we get it out of our system on in in an hour and a half you know that's what it was invented for that's what football was actually invented for oh yeah yeah there was a article I read about I think we might have even talked about it on the podcast at one point in time about how football was invented um to be U like a to give people something to do that was like a replacement for war right when there was when they were in between when there was no war to fight yeah and in the beginning of it a lot of it was like Native Americans playing like some of the best early players were Native Americans right yeah I was reading this this whole thing about the history of football I wish I could remember more details but again I don't really follow football either so casually was glancing at this article and then I gave up on it yeah but when you see how people are so passion and passioned by it it's like well would Cleveland be marching on on Pittsburgh if they didn't have the Browns and the Steelers like would all these young men be just I think you need to give people things like that to do I think legitimately when you get an enormous mass of people like States is United States is 300 whatever million people you they need some things that they can root on they root for and they need some things that are like very important and serious to them yeah it takes you out of your every day it takes all that aggression and puts it towards
something yeah it does yeah it does were you ever a hockey fan no I was a hockey fan for a while and what happened they did you wrong yeah they just went into I was with the Rangers like as a kid and then they won the cup and it was like the huge thing and then for the next like decade they were just so bad it was just like I so you're a fair weather fan is that what you're trying it was pretty F they yeah I guess so I didn't just show up when they won the cup but I I I bailed at a certain point well when I you know that one day that I went to see the Red Sox game then I got into Taekwondo from that day on all I really cared about was martial arts combat sports that's really all I was interested in I was always interested in boxing always was a big boxing fan right but then I got really into martial arts and that that became my obsession so I I didn't watch any sports after that right no you were doing it you were participating but it's also like the stuff that I watched I don't only watch Combat Sports I'd watch Boxing or kickboxing or there was no MMA at the time and no YouTube by the way yeah nothing but I get VHS tapes you get VHS tapes back when the VHS came out I would record like say Marvin Haggler was fighting on HBO record it and watch it later put it back good oh my God amazing God did you find the thing on uh the origins of football oh uh I remember there's I think there's two different stories there that you there's definitely a story about the Native American roots in football I know yeah because there was some it's like how Jim Thorp got involved oh right right you see the picture of Jim Thorp when he was running in the Olympics no and he had uh one shoe that was uh a shoe that he found and it didn't fit him right so he had to put like two socks on like yeah and he won he W the gold medal like [ __ ] up shoes and they were like shoes yeah like dress shoes yeah they look like shoes like that's all that's all people had back then like the shoes they ran in yeah like look at the image of them like look oh my God like a wing tip yeah I mean it it looks like it [ __ ] barely fits him Jim Thorp legendary Native American athlete had his shoes stolen just before he's about to compete in the Olympics he found a mismatched pair of shoes in the trash
can and went on to win a gold medal wearing them he was also the first Native American to win a gold medal for the United States wow show a picture of his face like that is a hard man yeah that's a guy's not gonna get stopped by a [ __ ] pair of shoes god you know he should have played Batman well he's dead look at look at his look at his shoe there look at the Vintage shoe yeah oh my God that's what they ran in it's just like a piece of leather it looks like there's some kind of traction on the bottom something some kind of thing on the bottom I guess God you think about just the the N like the stuff that like regular people could wear now compared to that oh no God everything oh no like everybody had like one one pair of pants one shirt one sweater you know what I mean and that was it whenever they show like baseball games and you show like wow they really dressed back then they wore suits and ties to the baseball game it's all they had right it wasn't casual clothes you weren't putting on board shorts and was also AIG event to go to something like that was a big event there was no Television right did you ever see there was a um a thing we watched the other day it was when Jack Johnson fought Jim Jeff in Reno Nevada and you looked out at the audience first of all there's no ladies there it was almost all men and everyone was dressed in a suit with a hat on right and we were watching this we were saying like imagine if you were a hat maker back then you're like this business is never going away like look look at the audience everyone has a hat on it's probably [ __ ] sunny as [ __ ] right juen you know what changed the Hat you know what you know it put it out of fashion no uh JFK what yeah what he when he came on the scene he was he didn't wear a hat and he looked so great and he had that head of hair really and that changed the fashion and yeah hats fell out of favor no kidding after Kennedy yeah he was the guy y they talk about it all the time I love hats I wear hats cuz I'm bald oh look at that the beautiful hat I like that hat but look at the the image I mean that is that's amazing everyone every single person everyone has a hat on and there was etiquette and there was rules you took your hat off when you saw
a lady you took a hat off when you went into in inside somewhere they all have the same kind of hat too yeah isn't that funny basically all a white hat cuz they're all outside yeah I guess so and this was a a famously uh hot day it looks it yeah pretty crazy pretty crazy I think this is the article about the football team talking Native American team that re revolutionized football oh wow yeah they didn't there wasn't even a lot of forward passing back then I remember this I think it's the coach Carlile Indian s 9 right and that had to do with pop warner too that's a big guy in year of football it's a whole long thing but what is it have to do with u the military there was a different story about yeah so then that's the other part of where I thought like maybe mixing two things up there's like a history of just the strategy in football as like a Army Navy was a big thing back like they would compete to do like strategies and just have stuff to do in the off off time here listen to this Pratt knew that nothing could stop the westward expansion of whites and he knew the Native American way of life was coming to an end fearing that Native Americans might actually die out Pratt opened up the Carlile school to save them from Extinction the idea was to teach Native American Youth how to survive in This Strange New World wow of course Platt wasn't interested in preserving their culture after convincing parents to send their children to Pennsylvania Pratt gave his students haircuts instructed them in English and ordered them to dress as white people after all his modotto was kill the Indian save the man wow that's crazy I I got really into Native American history about uh two years ago two and a half years ago and I read a series of books and one of them was Black Elk speaks it was about this guy who had he lit what's so funny I this this is how he changed the game like part of the way there were rules in football because of this I just sorry I read that out loud and oh sorry during the game one of the boys tucked the football into that elastic band and what uh elastic band's inside their Jersey creating something of a pocket during the game one of the boys tucked the football into that elastic band and ran
down the field with the ball under his jersey as he sprinted down the field the Harvard team was completely lost unsure of who had the ball until it was too late Furious the ivy league teams were constantly changing the rules to stop pop pop warner trick plays which oddly enough essentially gave us the rules of modern day football they were almost like cheating but there was not really no [ __ ] rules rul all right change the rules little rascal that's a little bit like the war stuff and get a little shenanigan right this uh black El speaks book one of the things that this guy there I read two of two books by him about him and it he details he was one of the the Native Americans that was alive when they roam the plane and then live through them being forced into reservations and what happened with particular the young men and children how they were indoctrinated into white people ways and taken from their families and cut their hair and tried to teach them how to behave like the white settlers yeah if you think about like this guy worrying that they were going to be brought to Extinction like that came so close they what is that what is that photo is that oh that's speaks that's the oh that's yeah it's an autobo a biography rather there's always those yeah those were always unsettling pictures from back then photos when you saw them all all of a sudden in suits and ties yeah it was just like this is so wild unnatural for them well you know what killed the most of them was disease right 90% of all Native Americans died from disease really 90% jeezz yeah it's the Europeans were when they came over they had all these disgusting colds and bugs and [ __ ] small pox small yeah they just o burn through the entire continent oh my God yeah that's crazy it's crazy imagine a disease that kills 90% of the people and there's no cure nothing there's nothing you can do imagine if you are you visit a place and there's a million people like the may like you would visit chichin million people thriving Metropolis you come back in 50 years there's no no one it's abandon jeez like imagine that so scary like you want to bring your children this is the place that I saw I'm telling you they're all they're all wearing gold it's [ __ ] it's amazing go way out of your way to get
there you're going to love it there no no one's there no one oh it's Terri they abandoned so many of those cities yeah you know have you ever seen those ruins I've never gone to I've seen one I've I've seen I went to chichin was it cool it's amazing yeah it's amazing and it's so uh it's so complex like when you're walking around it and you think about how much like design is involved and the implementation and where are they getting these rocks from and how are they cutting them and how are they have you ever seen like Chichi the layout yeah well not the whole thing like I've seen the pyramid things oh my God it's amazing and on top of that there's like these they had ritual Human Sacrifice so they had these uh like tables where it's like a like a guy's body like like like he's like the table is almost like he's laid out like looking like this and the flat part of the body where his like his torso was was Stone and that's where they would kill people oh my God kill people on that and cut their [ __ ] hearts out on this thing in front of everybody and then they played soccer they played like a game it wasn't soccer but it was you know like some kind of crazy game and uh sometimes they would use a human head this is part of the speculation that they were kicking this [ __ ] human head around jeez I wonder why it didn't all work out yeah there was also head for soccer but there's so much so little about that culture I mean they the the scholars know quite a bit in comparison to the regular people regular people do but but I mean even their knowledge of this culture is fairly limited compared to like what we know about say like the Greeks or the Romans something like that do you think there are cultures that we just don't even know about that are like under the sea maybe or yeah for sure yeah I mean I think that that's probably what all this Amazon stuff I mean not Amazon um Atlanta stuff is all about uh it's there's probably there was something that was very very complex right that was thousands of years ago that was wiped out by asteroids right that's what uh Randall Carlson believes there's actually a theory about it's called the younger dries impact Theory and it it coincides with the uh the the very rapid um end of the Ice Age the Ice
Age ended very rapidly and it ended somewhere around 12,000 is years ago it's all in that that range and they think that this guy Randle Carlson has studied this his whole life and he was a guest pretty recently oh he's been on multiple times but he was on pretty recently and there's all sorts of uh features in the earth that you can show that indicate massive amounts of water that had gone through an area in a very short like millions and millions and millions of gallons of water that's gone through an area in a very short period of time carved through the landscape of instantaneous melting of the polar ice caps or the rather the ice caps over North America right North America during the Ice Age like more than half of North America like all of Canada was covered in a mile high sheet of ice wow and that [ __ ] was all wiped out like almost instantaneously H Yeah by what asteroid impacts oh yeah and so this is how they can tell because of the this is what's fueled this younger drias impact Theory they've always wondered like what caused the um Extinction of there a giant percentage of all all the megap like um there was a North American lion there's giant sloth willly Mammoth they all died off very quickly in this area and they think that that also has to do with this impact Theory and that they found at that at that cor when they do ice core samples or you know core samples of the earth when they dig down to they get to the area around 12,000 years what they find is a large amount of what's called idium idium is very very rare on Earth but very common in space and it it most likely indicates that that is the time period where the Earth was bombarded right so pummeled and so they think that that has to do with a lot of like the really complex structures that they find in ancient Egypt in turkey and a lot of these areas are inexplicably old for like how how complex they are and so would always try to attribute them to more recent peoples but this would sort of wrap that up better that people at one point in time had reached a very high level of sophistication and then were basically knocked back to Stone age for a thousand years or so civilization rebuilt itself jeez so when they're when they're talking about things it's a very cool Theory but it's very scary because that
means that could happen to us well yeah I know that you don't have to bring that up yeah no that is terrifying all of a sudden you're back to sticks and fire that could happen you want some of those God what is it coffee oh yeah it could happen I you smoke cigars Tom I do do you want one I would love one actually let's get crazy that's a great idea let's get crazy that is an awesome idea I haven't had a cigar in quite some time yeah do they uh come from Cuba no um Nicaragua Nicaragua they're um actually Jr cigars look at that oh no way yeah there's a a company called Foundation cigars they make awesome cigars oh beautiful they uh made a a special cigar for us oh that's so nice of them yeah they're they're [ __ ] good too that's a beautiful thing thank you I don't know enough about cigars to like comment on what just make it up like the sport thing just start saying some stuff all you have to do is sense that the guy you're talking to knows even less than you do thank you um you know right yeah but that's what will do right that is the move that's the World Cup guy move there's [ __ ] thank you you're welcome it is a weird thing though to want people to think that you're more knowledgeable than you are it's one thing to think you know something but be wrong like God I thought that was right but another thing like to pretend that you know things but you know what sometimes when you just admit that you don't know stuff people act like like you're like you're like you're not [ __ ] like if you were like oh so who is that guy that is that guy a good defensive end you don't even know Jesus [ __ ] idiot right ex yeah there is that thing like you got to kind of protect yourself at times that would [ __ ] if I went to a football game with some people i' be like why' they stop right how come they stopping what's the whistle why does that guy have a whistle how about the little man with the striped shirt he just what if he gets run over he's out there they're like what's wrong with you like Oh I thought you were cool I thought you were one of us I remember reading the story you want to belong MBA referees that would shave points they were they were
corrupt yeah the one guy right oh the guys went to jail yeah Didn't They jimie you know about all that stuff right oh yeah guys went to jail didn't they yes you sure did yeah I remember that actually just as you're saying this was an NFL player today suspended for a year for betting on NFL games oh right really yeah dirty wait a minute why can't you bet on a game that you're in if you're not in it there's a lot you could do to manipulate the points when it's one play that can change the game well if you're not in it but if you're not playing no yeah no that's not he's in the game but you're your old roommate from college is is playing right and he can tell you if someone's hurt yeah you can bet on the game that you're not in but why can't you bet on a game that you're in if you're betting to win like we're going to [ __ ] them up I'm so confident I'm going to bet money I don't know that that's what was happening but that's Pete Rose right mean no Pete Rose bet the other way though he did yeah Pete Rose apparently bet the other way he did which is I love this lab think that's isn't that dope this band rather I'll get you some of those I I think he said he never did I thought he said he did I thought yeah I thought he didn't bet against this I thought that was like his thing like I didn't bet against us I thought so too and then I read an article uh contrary to popular belief Pete Rose bet against his team which is which means so Barry Bonds is never going to be the be true yeah no I'm actually looking with this player too it says a league investigation uncovered no evidence indicating any inside information was used or that any game was compromised in any way there was no evidence suggesting any awareness by coaches staff teammates or any other players of his betting activity it took place during a 5-day period in late November while he was away from the team and away from the club's facility on the nonf football illness list he was betting for his team I don't I don't honestly don't know that part now it doesn't say find out if Pete Rose bet against his team because I I if not we're going to have to edit that out I don't want pet Rose be mad at me yeah if I'm wrong I mean I could be wrong I do remember reading that but yeah the thing
is I've read [ __ ] about me that's not true so maybe writing things about him that's not true yeah even the thing we're about to look up might not true so he said in the book he never bet against the Reds right thought so he was but making bets I believe in a way that maybe he had uh he was managing the team so he could have done things to manipulate stuff like by playing a player to win the game real hard tonight [ __ ] up tomorrow's game playing a pitcher to get the strikes but did he oh oh I see I see so he [ __ ] the team by betting so he he he didn't make strategically wise decisions cuz he was trying to cover a point spread and that's probably why he got in trouble whether or not that actually happened was speculation I think that's where I'm like I I'm I wasn't even alive then so I well that's why betting that's why betting on it all these questions come up that's why you can't do it would you just look up Pete Rose actually did bet against his team I I look so I'm I'm 100% looking quotes from pet Rose quote from Patrick's show I bet on my team every night I didn't bet on my team four nights a week I bet on my team to win every night because I loved my team I believed in my team I did everything in my power every night to win that game so the the story that I read that said that he didn't bet on his team that he bet against his team that's horeshit probably but that's I don't yeah people don't I don't think they believe him because they would say of course you're saying that according to him the problem is I don't know how many gambling junkies you've ever met do you know any not really I've known quite a few that have have real problems and those [ __ ] will come up with any reason at all to gamble mhm and they get they're sick it's like it's like do you remember when Kitty dakus was drinking After Shave or some [ __ ] she was so SI she was alcoholic and she was so sick that she was drinking like whatever she could find yeah that's a thing with the gamblers do you think there it's a sickness do you think that that how do you feel about gambling being now available to everybody all over the country I think people need lessons in how to manage their thought process process and I think gambling is exciting and it's uh like when I was in
Vegas a few months ago with Whitney Cummings here's probably Rose did not bet on the Reds to win in the four games here it is the four that Rose didn't bet on the Reds were all started by Bill gullixson the problem comes when you realize this if he bet the Reds to win every night when the four nights he didn't bet on the Reds would send up a gigantic red flag the gambers would know that Rose wasn't betting on the Reds so this may be the right time to bet against them you might say Rose was still trying to win those games and yes maybe he was but if you take a closer look at the games in question it becomes even more disturbing and they have break down each of these games in question so he might have bet against his team it's too many questions it's just too much you know just even by not betting maybe he's paying back a debt to somebody he owed money to and like right I'll not bet here but you can make your money right you can make money here yeah well that's the thing when guys get in into Hawk with uh with lone sharks and [ __ ] like that it gets super sketchy oh my God I knew a comic and this was a comic in Boston and he uh worked for the mob cuz there was a the mob ran one of the clubs in town and I say the mob I mean like legitimate like you get paid in Coke or cash up to you like these are this this kind of situation and uh this guy was a gambling addict like a hardcore addict and he was placing bets for these Mobsters but they would make bad bets stupid bets and uh one of times they won and it turned out he wasn't really placing the bat because he thought that they were going to lose all the time so he would just take their money oh no and so they were you know gambling a lot of money and then he didn't have the money and then they found out that he wasn't really placing the betat oh what happened to to him I don't know is he gone he's alive he is he left Boston though how to leave Boston oh my God and then he he that's a movie he did a bunch of sketchy [ __ ] in Vegas too like he was a gambling addict and he lived in Vegas and he got his next door neighbor to lend him some money and just some little old lady and he [ __ ] her over the money there was like a whole story written about him it's a sick like a new it's a sickness it is there's a story in a newspaper
about him it's um it's like being a heroin addict yeah so then so and we've known that forever and you know you you had to travel to Vegas or you had to travel to Reno or Atlantic City and now you can just open up your phone right and anyone can do it but they have gambling uh Anonymous Gamblers Anonymous where you can learn how to not gamble yeah just like they have like people get addicted to everything man you know they get addicted to dieting people get that's it's one of the things that happens to people they get addicted to like there was a guy who died recently and he was addicted to working out more plates more dates covered this guy this guy was he would sleep like 4 hours a day he he worked out constantly he maintained like a 5% body fat Ur round and his [ __ ] heart gave out and he was in his 20s he was in his 20s so this guy's like ripped looks like he's in phenomenal literally worked himself to death there was an article in the paper yesterday I think big rexia oh yeahia the same thing like young men are getting obsessed it's body dmor yeah it's body dysmorphia it could be you never feel like you're big enough or you never feel like you're small enough it's it's this basically the same kind of thing that's going on it's you have a distorted perception of what you look like and you think you look like [ __ ] and everybody looks at you like you're like a gorilla right and and he thinks he's a he thinks he yeah I guess I have a little of that I picture myself as um being really in shape I don't think that's the same that's probably healthier that kind of delusion when you think you look good I'm sorry what delusion delusion delusion it's not real when you think you look good if you think you look good but you look like [ __ ] yeah that's probably better probably better for you yeah because you go through life like I'm on cloud n baby yeah I got it going on baby let's get some pancakes for the table yeah yeah oh here's one I read I read a [ __ ] a study that said I'll send you this Jamie and tell me if this is real uh a study that said that women prefer dad bods over ripped bods it was in the independent I believe that it do this a while ago F of me for bringing it up you don't even have to go into the details
[ __ ] ain't real that's true that [ __ ] ain't real they love a nice Dad B no women say that because they don't want their husbands to feel bad survey confirms women prefer dad bods over six-packs yeah every few months this comes out it's a ju [ __ ] it is a lie horse [ __ ] it is true because my wife will be like you look good and I'm like come on am I you look good and emphasis on the word good listen to the difference here's the difference ready you look good or you look good right exactly if she doesn't say you look good look you don't look good she's just trying to feel you not you don't look like a pile of [ __ ] my husband and then we watch a movie and then some guy will be on with his shirt off and she'll be like Oh I'm like all right you hear her vagina moistening hey that's my wife you're talking about you hear this what's going on over there there all my glasses are steaming did you turn the humidifier on yeah and you know it's all different perspectives you see pictures yeah yeah you see pictures when you're young and an athlete that's that's horeshit they don't prefer a dad bot that's not true it is not true it's not true no they they might say it but when they're alone with their friends when they're alone with their friends how'd you fill out the survey I [ __ ] lied I don't want to hear it from George I don't want George to think he's gross he's not gross he's not gross he's not hot I mean I close my eyes and I pretend my high school boyfriend's [ __ ] me but oh it's so sad gross sad he's a nice man he's a good husband he works hard he doesn't have time to work he's so good with the kids he doesn't have time to work out he gets home from the office he's exhausted he's so good with the kids I'd rather him just hang out with us I don't want him going to the gym I don't mind if he has a dad bom what workout do I have to do to get rid of uh love handles just got to lose weight stop eating all this delicious bread you get me all right I'll keep them I have to say that thing uh you I was you were with Cameron with when you were doing the kettle bell thing that looked like my wrist would snap well you got to build up to that that really that
yeah undery legs back up and it was this end part yeah it's called long well you get you get used to doing that it's called the the move is called The Long Count uhhuh and sometimes I add a body weight squat overhead squat to that too which is even harder so what that is is like two kettle bells in between your legs clean press and then when I'm feeling really frisky go all the way down Squat and back up and then again clean press squat yeah you were doing this at the end too you were putting yeah the K that's what the thing about kettle bells is you're swinging them and you're it's really you're you you get really accustomed to using them and you know like how to Des at the Bell so it doesn't bang against your forearms right right but some guys wear like a pad on their forearm so that the kettle bell can hit your I have those I I don't use them generally but I do have them it'll hit your forarm because it doesn't doesn't hurt your forarm right but kettle bell is it's my favorite way to work out cuz I can you work my whole body out that's what's great about that yeah is if you do a thing like say if you play tennis or something like that that translates that kind of strength cuz you're making your whole body work as a unit instead of like curls or something like that just isolating that one muscle doing that one task yeah that's the only kind of workouts I do most of mostly I mean I do some stuff like do I do dips which is kind of isolating and I do chinups which is but I most of the stuff I do is like these compound movements where there's a lot of things going on all at once so my body knows how to coordinate weight I'm uh I'm doing push-ups now good for you how many did you do in a row 25 100 in total that's great so you do like four sets of 25 yeah nice that's a good that's a good amount yeah because what is this I think this is the article that right majority of people prefer D dad Bobs to more ton read the first the second paragraph which describes how they got the data okay as reported by the Guardians 75% of single people who took part in the survey conducted by dating.com were said to prefer so-called dadbod type a label that has been thrown at men who aren't considered to have the athletic Beach B that we've all seen in movies of those who took the survey and
believe themselves to have a dadbod 45% of the admitted to putting hash dadbod in their bios as a way of showing off their proud physique so how many people that took the survey or yeah Dad bods are preferable cuz I have [ __ ] have one like H half more than half right that girls right that should not be for men right there's no way that should people say most people prefer a dad bod that that's deceptive right cuz you need to ask ladies when no one's around there you go to that being said 70% of them answered said they've been working out more in the past few months to get in better shape well that's the thing about dadbod dadbod gives you it's not saying I'm I'm gross and fat it's saying I'm athletic but I've got like that is the mentality right got yeah I was an a I played football 30 years ago I got a little Chub on me yeah yeah you can't have men ask that you know yeah like that you can't you can't ask men that question no right this just like here's another one that I found because this this one might be even more Preposterous because I read this one I'm like okay this is they're grooming people um it was uh it was guys saying that um they get together with their buddies and they cuddle and sometimes kissra romances kiss cuddle and stand around naked together um no they don't those are gay guys nothing wrong with being gay but straight men who kiss cuddle and stand around naked together are gay those are gay guys yeah most likely yeah a strong percentage yes I mean maybe some of them are like really open-minded and like I'll kiss you there's like three of those I don't know I'll kiss you right in the lips after this pod is over pic's over yeah coffee and cigar breath I'll give you one right in the Smacker but if you want me to go tongue to tongue with you oh yeah and you're in another world you're in another thing if you going to stand around naked together like why are you standing around naked period put some clothes on you [ __ ] Savage all right so what about put on some pants what are you doing man what's this about so why are all of a sudden these guys having uh having body issues like women have been talking about this forever right that the in magazines and stuff and they've been cuz guys feel left out in the The Grind right of of of
[ __ ] being uh objectified right hey we feel bad too hey we're [ __ ] over as well that I had a [ __ ] argument with a guy about this once cuz men do try to find ways where they're victims too and it's it's so dumb and this [ __ ] dummy literally said we were talking about like the The Plight that men have he goes um you know statistically speaking Men actually get raped more than women I go yeah by other men you [ __ ] idiot that's the dumbest thing all that means women are running around we're so gross we [ __ ] each other that's that's that's all that means it's like the idea that somebody oh we're victims too like there's [ __ ] packs of cheerleaders out there raping football players like that's not what's going on man you just declared them men are even worse than we thought yes that's what you did I had a bit about it back in the day it's it's such a but men do like some weak men who don't want to admit that it's [ __ ] hard to be a woman man like look it's so hard women make a baby in their body it takes forever and then they they their body like gains all this weight their vagina gets destroyed as this baby comes out they have all this healing they have to do afterwards and in many circles they're expected to work full-time right imagine imagine you're raising a child you got to handle the kid you got to you know and then you got to leave your kid with someone you [ __ ] barely know so you can work and you got to compete with men and try to be this like and still men strating once a month oh my God forget it yeah forget it and you know just just imagine the resources required to grow a human in your body right and imagine there's anything remotely comparable that a man has to do outside of War just imagine all of the solutions we would have if men if men were the ones doing it there'd be tanks there'd be all of these different things abortions were there be oh my God if guys got pregnant oh God yeah it would be they would be everywhere they'd be like Jiffy lubs they would be everywhere don't you think 100% yeah this discussion would be this this whole National debate and all the moral dilemma about whether or not it's okay to to have an abortion would go out the [ __ ] window out the window out the window no of course yeah guys are the worst well you know it's it's a
testosterone thing it's it's a it's also like we have the genetics in us that are the same genetics as people that lived during Savage times thousands of years ago we're the exact same thing we are the exact same version of human beings pretty much like if you took a person from 10,000 years ago and you put him in a movie theater and dressed him up like with a baseball hat on you they would they they blend right in they look they' probably be smaller they didn't have any food back then right but they would be real similar yeah yeah real [ __ ] simp we haven't really changed that much very little yeah we just have more access to good food nutrition but genetics they say take like 10,000 years to establish like really great changes in in the genome in terms of like obviously I don't know what I'm talking about I'm just saying saying words I'm believing every word of it I'm in no but it does make sense I mean because much different no we're not I don't think we're much different than people that lived in a time where everyone was killing everybody with a it I know that's that's what always blows me away I always think they they're they had to have been so different like my when I just read stories about that or like when you're talking about Black Elk and all this kind of stuff no they were they were you and and I dealing with it it was the same person the same thing but dealing with that set of circumstances yeah it's it's Bonkers it's crazy because that's one of the reasons why human beings have so much anxiety and that's one one of the reasons why we have so much uh violence inside of us it's not because Society demands you be violent it's a lot of it is like we just have this leftover code that's in our bodies that is very confused as to why it's in a cubicle right why am I in traffic all day why am in a cubicle what what is what is this my body has requirements that it's not meeting no I know living like this yeah it's totally different and then we're going to go into the metaverse and we're going to do even less how how long after Zuckerberg launches the metaverse do you join up couple like a week I bet it's going to be so fun I'll tell problem no no dad pods in the metaverse right you're going to Dad
right exactly the only time a dad bod's going to be hot is when food becomes like scarce like remember the rubenesque women back in the day right right right all the paintings of yeah exactly big old fat Ladi it showed luxury right it showed wealth yes you could you could eat all you wanted just sit around eating grapes you're a woman of luxury I don't know the metaverse it sounds exciting and terrifying at the same time dude it's going to be so fun that's what the problem is going to be you and I are going to we're going to link up on the metaverse you're going to be still trapped in La like fool and uh I'll be La nice again I'll be out here in Freedom town oh LA's nice people don't get arrested for anything it's great it's awesome they just break in your house and loot you well there's a lot of crime sure oh yeah what a great thing to have around your whole family crime well there's crime everywhere here what is this Jamie what are you showing me here this is the new comp I would call it a competitor to what the metaverse is vierse so this is augmented reality right so this is what the Vive is showing as what they're calling the vierse oh based around HTC 5 okay I want you to look at that back that up again back that up a little bit look at the athlete on the left hand side see that that's what men want to look like that's what women want that's why she's not looking at her body notice she's looking at hot men she's running thinking about getting some Gladiator dick that's what she's thinking she's thinking I'm going to get a nice tone butt I'm going to get that big [ __ ] Savage look look look oh look how she shrunk down in the metaverse go back and look at that again before she did that look at what she really looks like and then watch this oh she lost 80 lbs I liked her before yeah she looks like a little kid now yeah I liked her before she looked great go back to what she looked like yeah she looks like nice looking girl yeah but you can do anything womanly well you don't even have to be a person yeah but she she'd lost too much weight like if that was your wife you'd be like honey have a sandwich yeah come on now come on honey what are you doing I don't like you this skinny I don't know I don't know how I well look at they're
all dancing you can go to a club you can do anything you could fly yeah you're having fun you can you can do all the stuff you can buy uh cat buy stuff you're a kitty cat I want to be a dog I'd rather be a dog I'd rather be a dog I saw the pure joy the dogs have I'm going to send you this Jam this is uh this made this is like the funniest thing that I saw or the happiest thing that that I saw today it made me this is why there's a lot of reason why I love dogs but this is uh this is one of them I'm G send you this Jimmy I had a good post of these three dogs taking a picture I reposted from somebody did you see that did you see that uh I don't know if it wasn't an elk it looked like an elk it looked like a smaller on um what is the Nature's metal running down the mountain oh that was a sham sham cow yeah yeah that they live in the mountain watch this watch this dog she lets his dog out check this out his dog she lets the dog out give me the volume cuz you can hear it watch this dog look at this dog that dog is so happy he knows exactly what's going to happen by the way when I used to take Marshall running in the Hills when I lived in California that's I would let him out of the truck he would immediately just start running take he loved it he was so happy look at this dog just just leap that's a joy so happy that's like dogs play I know I mean cats play too right my have a black lab and she just wants play 24 hours a day and I feel so bad when we when you're just lazy and you're just sitting around and she's like gets a thing in her mouth like let's go yeah it's like labs are the best they're so nice so nice I have a golden retriever but he's he's you know it's the same thing they're they're both super super sweet dog so emotional and smart sweet so sweet what's [ __ ] is people turned them into that like all these dogs at one point in time you go down the genetic history they used to be Wolves yeah they used to be a wolf that came near the fire and we gave him some food they eventually domesticated them and then they turned them into poodles yeah I mean that that is what I don't know how the [ __ ] they did it and we we really don't know a lot of inbreeding and we we also have a pug and that is not really a
dog they're the most inbred right or whatever they are oh my God you know what's so funny when he's funny looking to begin with and then if we're sitting outside in the sun you know you can see all like everything it's like you're a mess his like little nose goes off to the side his jaw is kind of weird well if you think lovable but man this is what's happening to humans yeah I mean this is why the conversation about a dad bot is even happening is cuz at one point in time there wouldn't be any thought about it like you want a viking a viking is going to survive the war right you know you don't want but we don't need that anymore yeah now you go to the metaverse right yeah and you sit around yeah look at that little fell yeah look a little Frank a little fellow that one point in time if you if you follow that is that your dog your that's my Frank that's Frank that's Frank he's a little cutie yeah he's so if you follow that dog's genetics you go all the way back you you find a wolf I mean how many thousands and thousands and thousands of years ago right that was a wolf and somehow or another they turned it into a little tiny flat faed little thing that can't feed itself no and they literally bred those dogs to cuddle with the humans and the emperor used to have these big sleeves and they would be inside them and cuddle them and and that's what he is like if you watch TV he just who's ever there it's not it's just whatever warm human being he climbs up and just lays on you yeah and it's just and you can't get up remember when your kids were really little and they would just lay on you you couldn't even reach your phone cuz you didn't want to disturb them it was so peaceful and warm and beautiful yeah that's what the bug does yeah it's except he's snoring and SL ing at the same time there's no need for them to be ferocious there's no need for them to have strong Jaws that can Crush bones anymore so they they slowly turned into what right and that's what's happening to people yeah that's what's happening to humans we we used to be you know like neanderthals were like 55 200 lb solid muscle dense bones thick heads and then they we slowly became you know what you see now these sort of doughy things that break their hips when they fall down remember Wall-E you remember
that animated film yeah I think I saw that I think I saw part of it and I don't think I saw the Jeff Garland was the like the lead voice of of the guy and they were just in these they were like baby people they all they were just all chubby and they were like in these little Walkers and they just laid there and they had iPad kind of things around them we are moving in that direction they weren't that far off the only thing that could save us is Putin Putin in this war oh oh yeah there they are wow yeah that's us big sodas Glide around humans are going in that direction that's where damn sure yeah just soft mush balls and denying that that's unhealthy that's what's really crazy yeah this like the whole body acceptance movement and fat phobia which is so crazy it's so cra it's like like here we are doing something unhealthy but awesome smoking cigars right it's really good by the way I love it if we're smoking cigarettes or smoking all day you know it'd be foolish for anybody to try to pretend that that's not bad for you right it's bad for you I mean this is like marginally bad for you because it's you're not inhaling you take a little but you have a couple of cigarettes those are not good for you you have a pack of cigarettes that's not good for you have a pack a day like oh you got a problem Mike yeah like how many years do you think you can go doing that no I know you know I have a friend of mine uh who he says that he would just smoke a couple a day and just had a heart attack and that was the first question how old was he uh he's probably 65 does he drink too no I don't think he's a drinker overweight no dad bod yeah a little sometimes 65y olds have heart attacks they're not taking care of themselves yeah I mean he's not he's not he's doesn't work out or do anything like that your body slowly deteriorates natur rhes of course you know atrophies if you could see like a time lapse of what you used to look like mhm over like the course of like when you're 18 years old and full of piss and vinegar and then slowly watch your body like expand your shoulder shrink and you shrink your body shrinks too yeah I know you know old people shrink I'm shrinking yeah I'm shorter than I used to be you are yeah my my discs are less uh there's
less between them in between my discs I have like I have some they're way less significant now than they were before because I've taken care of it and done like a lot of uh therapies for them and regenicin and stem cells and I do uh spinal decompression to that's what like um um like sciatica is like a lot of what sciatica is is your disc is protruding because it's compressing and your disc is pushing against the nerves and you get that pain that goes down your leg that's what that is it's your your your discs so that shrinks you like as those discs compress that disc like makes your space in between the two spinal columns and as you see old people when they start to shrivel up like that that's what's going on is that all the disc material it's posture and it's also they they lack the strength in their back and the strength in their you know their core to support themselves and straight posture but when you see that slump that's what's going on man is the disc is shrinking and it creates all this arthritis and pain doesn't it feel like Tech like we the medical advancement like we should be able to be getting out of this stuff well they kind of can but It's Tricky like I was just talking to Michael Bisping who was a former UFC middleweight champion who was on the podcast uh last week and he has a artificial disc in his neck yeah and that's because his discs compressed to the point where it was kind of like bone on bone and it was [ __ ] so they had to put in a new disc so that brings your neck back to kind of a normal size but then the problem is that that's one disc and then the discs above and below start getting [ __ ] and then so he's about to get two new discs above and below that one jeez so then you're now you're chasing it yeah my friend Eddie he Eddie Bravo he got one in his lower back right and he gained an inch in height from it they have to like they have to like separate your disc and they shov it cuz he was basically bone on bone pain in pain all the time constant Agony but the thing is like that that thing sometimes even though they do that and it's better you still have pain yeah my buddy just had it done and uh he's very active and I don't know if they fused it or they put one in like you're saying but he couldn't believe that he had been living with pain for as long as he was like the
difference was so great oh that's awesome yeah that's a great story when that happens that's awesome but it doesn't always happen even his daughter was like you're less cranky like he didn't he was just dealing with it does he is he athletic yeah he is he's very active they have like these titanium discs that are articulating Michael Bisping by the way also has two artificial knees who and he's in his 40s bionic and he looks very fit if you looked at him you you would never think there's anything wrong with him but he's his neck is in constant pain his knees are like he they take the top of your femur and the top of your tibia your shin bone they they saw it off and screw this cap in place and amazing and he he was tapping it on the microphone you hear go click click click click click click click it's amazing I mean we know so many people who like gotten new hips and I said to my wife like how amazing a world where you can do that like every all these people walking around with new hips and able to like live their lives not just live their lives my friend John Wayne par he's a multip Time World Muay Thai Champion he got a fake hip and now he's fighting again wow like he got it fixed and now he went back pull up John Wayne par on Instagram there's videos of him kicking the pads and by the way he's kicking with his left leg his left leg is the one that's [ __ ] and so he the guy's holding the pads and he's he's kicking with like they saw your [ __ ] leg and they put a screw that goes down into the bone and then you have a new like ball and socket Rob deal right it's crazy cuz when he told me he was going to get it done I was like oh I felt so bad because here's a guy that's this Warrior that's like world renown like when I met him it was like I was so thrilled to meet him like John Wayne par seen him fight so many times this is him he's kicking the bag so I think he's going to kick this bag I'm going see if he kicks it with how old is he there Joe he's in his 40s so this is he's kicking with his opposite leg that's his that's his right leg but there's videos of him kicking with the left leg see the the left leg is the one that he had operated on that's him there kicking with the left leg bam so that leg that he's kicking with he's
demonstrating some some techniques wow and uh that left leg he has an artificial HP man and look how [ __ ] heart he's kicking yeah give me some volume so you can hear this it's like he's 18 listen to this listen to this what's that sound I mean that [ __ ] you don't want to catch that on the chops no that'll take out your ribs he's doing this with a [ __ ] fake a fake kit God it's amazing good Lord is that amazing that is amazing at that age come on I mean yeah you know I have friends at that age that do not bro he's 10 years younger than me yeah it's crazy that's what's [ __ ] he's 10 years younger than me God and I don't I don't have those problems yet but is there a is there a a main supplement that you would take as a as a anti-aging thing yeah well there's no main there's many many many many things you should take right when you get older like um hormones are a big one hormone replacement is a big one like replacing your testosterone I had a a lot of friends used to make fun of me for taking testosterone back in the day and they're usually younger than me and I'm like now they're thinking about it I'm like haha told you [ __ ] I'm like what do you want to do do you want to live your life where you don't have energy or like I had a conversation um about it with a friend of mine and he was like well why why do you take it I go because I want my body to work better like when you're younger and you have hormones your body heals better and it works better it's really that simple it's really that simple like you can say is is Vanity involved of course I like looking good yes who who likes looking like [ __ ] yeah try you could pretend you like it but it's probably because you're trying to make an excuse for why you don't put in the effort to look good but at the end of the day your body doesn't perform as well without the proper hormones right and you get to a certain point in your life as you get older and older and older like where your body so my thought was like nip that [ __ ] in the butt early where the I'm on the decline and my doctor was like this is what you do you just take a little bit a tiny amount like every 3 days you take take a
tiny amount and it just raises you back up and it raises you up to a healthy level you don't want to have a lot where you get too much where your body doesn't work work properly but now it's mainstream it's normal so many men that I know that you would never guess are supplementing their testosterone yeah and it's just to feel better to feel better it Wards off injury it Wards off sickness it makes your immune system function better what is the thing like if you had something in you like a a precancerous something or other that it that's growth hormone that's growth hormone that it accelerates the bad stuff as as much as the good I take peptides for growth what what peptides do is it makes your body produce growth hormone it makes it produce it at a higher level which facilitates healing and Recovery better but that's another thing though you got to make sure you don't take too much you got it's it's a balancing like bodybuilders take crazy amount you know and that's not that's not safe at a certain point in time you're running the risk of something growing inside you but it's also manipulating your diet making sure that you don't take in foods that are inflammatory and one of the things that when I switched over to this diet where I basically e just meat and fruit I lost weight I felt Slimmer and I I stopped having joint pain which was kind of crazy you know it's weird uh I after I I fell on the ice which sounds so old to be with but I slipped on the ice and you know it's been it's been messed up I it felt whatever I had pizza we went we had pizza I ate like a bun it I was in so much pain yes after eating pizza yeah it's inflames right inflames it's inflam those foods are delicious but yeah I [ __ ] love pizza yeah of course but you felt the impact of it yeah but when I was young when I was young I used to love coming home from Jiu-Jitsu and eating a whole pizza yeah I'll get a giant pizza pepperoni and mushrooms and I would crush an entire Pizza while I was watching TV I was like [ __ ] it I just did an hour and a half at you justu I can eat this pizza I can eat this damn pizza you know it's a hormone yeah cuz I went for a physical and uh I hope this isn't too boring but I went for a physical and he was like uh
your testosterone levels are fine and I was like I bet he's saying that for my age right right for age for someone who's dying that's a pretty good but it's not the the level you want Optimum if you changed it if you started uh adding to your testosterone you'd feel a lot better it's everyone that I know that does it they all call me up and go oh my God I feel so much better can I get it on Amazon no you can get some stuff on Amazon that supposedly stimulates your body's production of testosterone one thing that does work there's a thing that's a plant-based compound called turkesterone uh-huh and uh this is I found out from the same guy Derek from more plates more dates oh you didn't pull up that video of that guy that um died from overworking out oh God yeah this is this is we're talking about people that have sicknesses like any kind of like mental sickness whether it's gambling or alcohol whatever yeah well it's a lot of it is the same thing it's like people fixate on a thing and so this is the guy this is how his name is Scott Murray so yeah and so he was they said he had mental health issues already and then see if you can find what he looked like um but he did not eat much he tried to keep his body mass very very lean and he worked out so hard that he literally wound up dying oh he was sick see if they have um any imag of what he looked like when he was in like full that's why I didn't pull it up earlier cuz I oh they didn't have any images of it see like scottt Murray pull up Scott Murray um physique pull up Scott Murray physique cuz he was [ __ ] shredded this guy was carrying around a very low percentage of body fat all year long and it's just there's an image of him there fitness trainer and YouTube go go back so I can read that fitness trainer and YouTube diet planner Scott Murray passed away so this is what he started at and that's what he became while he was on YouTube so look at the difference in the two images jeez it says his death was brought on by an eating disorder and excessive exercise jeez that's yeah so you can you can literally work yourself to death yeah of course we always hear that about people that like they work 16 hours a day they're constantly stressed out and they have a heart attack and die
that's that's kind of common kind of the same vein of things yeah your brain the brain just starts going off in a weird Direction it's hard to it's it's hard to know when to chill yeah you know and when you're a person that's like obsessive and you're trying to accomplish something and if you're in a competitive business and you're you're in that and you're you're you know you're putting in all the hours in the office or bodybuilding or whatever the [ __ ] it is like people get crazy look at the difference there see he maintained around 5% body fat year round natural and was burning roughly 5,500 calories per day his workouts would typically burn around 100 calories oh my God that is incredible that's so much he just got obsessed with getting jacked did you see that doc of the um Mr Olympia the guy who had the most Mr Olympia's Ronnie Coleman Ronnie Coleman was it Ronnie Coleman yeah yeah yeah Ronnie's been on the podcast he's he's [ __ ] his uh unfortunately his body is when he was on the podcast he came in a wheelchair right yeah that's what they were showing and he was such a sweet he's guy yeah that's what he he still looks good I mean he's still like [ __ ] strong as [ __ ] but he he that and by the way back surgeries right his his whole back is fused he's had mult I think he's had nine discs fused look at what he looked like when he was in his prime God my God Ronnie Coleman's a legend and nicest guy you ever could meet that's what that came through in the dock he was just like the look fcking size of him look at that picture my God look at that bicep bro he was Unstoppable when he was on top he was Unstoppable Unstoppable but he's so dedicated that he kind of destroyed his body because Ronnie unlike a lot of these Mr olympias he used to lift heavy heavy weights right um and that's what hurt him and by the way he said on the podcast when he blew his back out he he finished the set like really his bad he was in agony but he was so tough he's like [ __ ] that I'm going to keep going the weight on that the weight yeah that's Ronnie Coleman man he was I mean listen you only get to be a legend in that sport like to be that big by being a [ __ ] fanatic so how did Arnold balance it because Arnold looks like he's doing great he's doing fairly well
comparatively he can walk around and do stuff unlike Lee but Ian but you or but Ronnie rather uh I don't think Lee Haney's in but Lee Haney was another guy that was built like that too but Dorian Yates is a great example he's a guy that was on this podcast and he has quite a few injuries like his shoulders are kind of [ __ ] up and everything like that but Hees concentrates on cardiovascular fitness now he's he smokes a lot of weed right he was very chill yeah and Dorian like that's what he looks like now see looks good he looks good he's he but he has like he can move around good that was how big he was back then that's him next to uh Ronnie Coleman God they're both look at those look at those Preposterous it looks like those turkeys when they they get too big on the breast when they try and get the breast going or those cows when they mil stattin Inhibitors oh my God look at the look at that back man oh man but Dorian is very healthy now he's got a great attitude about it that's good he doesn't like was Dorian I'm sorry was Dorian the one who couldn't beat Coleman all those years no no he was a multiple Champion I don't know what I'm I'm not exactly sure yeah what happened when him and did him did they compete against each other there was there was one guy who was like it was he Coleman just kept edging him out in the dock well I'm sure there's probably quite a few was the [ __ ] man but Dorian was a multiple time Champion I think there was a different era I think the Shadow versus the king 9399 oh yeah he was before there it is jeez Louise I don't know um I would have to go into the history of it but they're both former Mr olympias and they're both Legends and Dorian was known as being like one of the most ma for his time one of the most massive guys anybody had ever seen look at those thighs yeah God crazy how amazing 1997 Ronnie was in 2005 so Ronnie came afterwards look at the size of Ronnie look at the size of them all right I'm going to get some uh testosterone you're going to need a lot more than that bro this the only way you get that big is incredible amounts of work and incredible amounts of steroids yeah you you don't like that's a SP steroids that's a sport where there are natural bodybuilders and they look really good right there's natural
bodybuilders they they really do exist and they look great they look a lot better than me and they don't do anything they just eat well and work out but they never look like Ronnie goldan no no and Ronnie was like a gifted genetically gifted guy who openly admitted he said he couldn't compete with the guys who did steroids so he didn't do steroids I think he said until he was 30 right and then when he was 30 or so I forget what age it was but then when he started doing steroids then he he hit his legendary form these are all natural those are natural guys jeez I mean I don't know if they all are but just I tped it's possible to like that guy with the board shorts right there the colorful board shorts C on that one Jamie that is possible to achieve right that's that's possible to achieve naturally I mean that guy must work out incredibly hard diets well that's natural oh God that's like that guy probably is fanatical in his Fitness his diet but the difference between him and a GU like Dorian Yates is pretty significant like look at now go to Dorian Yates like look at this difference the difference look at that black and white picture of Dorian down there on the far right Jamie where are my fingers yeah next to that look at that oh god what the [ __ ] dude but are they funny he's actually funny dorian's a fun guy yeah I I really enjoyed having him on the podcast imagine whenever someone as I enjoy talking to someone that is just achieved insane levels of accomplishment in anything whether it's software design or [ __ ] they're so impressive people who can do inspirational and but you got to like what is there a time where you can't do that anymore is there is there a like how long can you compete at a certain like level of RPMs before your brain or your body just goes bang just yeah there's a limit yeah it's amazing so like I said 25 push-ups you know at a PO 25's good it's good that's good well you know why how many how often you do it because you look at you look at every day you do 100 push-ups a day yeah come on really that's very good dude thanks man that's very good but it's like the least you could do that's not the least you could do you do one it's pretty much the least you could do one is the least
you could do yeah but you know flail on those kettle bells and it's like you just feel it you could start you just feeling like I I was at the I've said this before but you're at the pool and you see these guys walk around the dad B guys they got nothing left they just like you know over their shoulders when I see Guy shoulders and it's just kind of like bone yes and and and and and I I always think oh my God you're going to get hurt right that guy's GNA open up a mayonnaise jar blow out his rotator cuff I know I just don't want to do that I don't want to be that have you ever thought about hiring a trainer no I can get you one if you want one yeah yeah yeah I know a um let me get the hormone so I'm motivated enough to go do you have uh weights at your house do dumbbells I have dumbbells in the and the bike someone could come to your house and just with dumbbells give you a phenomenal workout just body weight and dumbbells really yeah just commit to doing it two times a week yeah yeah and then you know ramp it up ramp it up to three times a week and then you know make sure you have recovery time you know you do Monday Wednesday Friday right right and then you'll you'll see improvements for sure it's hard as the road when you're on the road it's so hard I am always like no this week I'm going to do it and you're on the road and like I'll my go-to is Yoga when I'm on the road I'll do yoga in the room it's it's it's hard yoga in the room's good um if you go to a class it's better oh of course yeah if you can force yourself to go to a class those little adjustments that they just come over to just that makes all the difference yeah and it's also like you're you have to keep up with the pace of the class yeah you can't just [ __ ] off take a [ __ ] and you're in that class man you're locked in for 90 minutes with your little bottle of water and you got to make that water last I know yeah no it's a big difference well now that we're coming out of the pandemi go to classes again I can't believe you never caught Co that's amazing never caught it that's incredible and especially with this Omicron everybody caught that and I was touring heavy you know I've been out and at a certain point I was like I'm just going to sign books like depending on
where I would go if the audience didn't have to wear a mask if that City and that theater was saying and I was like I'm just going to go I'm just going to do it good for you and uh yeah I never caught it well you know what if you have the right protocol in place into how to take care of yourself once if you did get sick if you were ready for it you could be okay it's just you know you're you're a relatively young healthy guy and you're vaccinated and you're out there I was vaxed and boosted and I have my my little baggies in my backpack yeah with all the zinc and the stuff and that made a big difference I'm sure yeah yeah well that's one of the things that they said about vitamin D in particular yeah was that some ungodly number at one point in time I think it was like in the high 70s I think it was like 78% of the people that were in the ICU with covid had insufficient levels of vitamin D wow yeah wow it's a big it's a it's a big factor with your immune system vitamin D CU it's not they call it a vitamin but it's really a hormone oh yeah that's Ronda Patrick Dr Ronda Patrick was explaining it to me she was like they really they shouldn't even call it a vitamin because it's really like a hormone that you get from the sun right my friend Kira sanovich you know Kira she um was saying I've got to take you got to take it with K K2 yeah it helps absorption yeah yeah she was like don't just take it on its own so then I change it to that yeah take zinc you're supposed to take zinc with cortin or cumin or you know some kind of an ionophore right but to have someone who can like go over your blood work and look at your nutrient levels and make sure you're taking the right stuff so it's so beneficial because you think about like your expertise in comedy now if you had someone who was just starting out and they were doing everything all wrong you'd be like H don't headline right away right you know you know don't do that joke yeah exactly you would be able to talk to them and tell them like what how to do comedy that's they can do that with how to eat they do that with how to exercise right it's always worth like bringing in an expert a real expert yeah no you're right CU I've had a bunch of workouts with like real highlevel
fitness trainers and I I work out here in town with my friend John Wolf who's a head trainer at the hna gym I work out with him all the time it helps a lot it does help helps so much man to and cuz he'll make me do like Mobility exercises and [ __ ] I don't really want to do right yeah you get into your own pattern you're doing something that's better than not doing anything yeah but having someone else just be like uh change this you're like oh right I feel this now also to make someone who does things on their time like you you don't you want a certain amount of rest in between they only give you the rest they think you need right get back at it right right they're trying to build you up whereas you're just trying to like maintain a comfort level while you're at the gym yeah right EX exactly you know people see people [ __ ] around with their phone read the paper on the treadmill yeah and having some reason to [ __ ] off with a buddy you know laugh and joke around you really should be doing another set yeah yeah no that's good it's it's also the thing about going to a gym that's great is the culture of the people there like especially on it gym is great because everyone there is trying to better themselves so when you're there and you see all these like super fit people that are working out hard and trying to better themselves and then moment of carries your that is a good thing oh my God I'm on the bike I just have Frank the pug walking by like that's okay too though listen that's [ __ ] way better than not doing it yeah for sure for sure it's all about you know just like what how much time do you have for that how much energy do you have for that you don't want to overdo it where it takes away from other things you do no of course that that [ __ ] guy that died he obviously went too far he was going crazy you don't want to go crazy it actually in the right dose St staves off the crazy oh yeah I I mean you know during the pandemic it was like if I didn't work out it was like you're a different guy after two days you know it's so good for anxiety oh my god it feels so much better yeah my friends who have anxiety who don't exercise I'm like man it's like you're not taking your medicine right exactly yeah just you can help yourself you be in the shittiest
worst mood and then you do it and you're like what was I complaining about exactly what what didn't I like and like you you have a lot more empathy for people after you do that too which is interesting patience for people empathy yeah you're right you know what why is that why I think a lot of our reactions to other people are based on how we feel internally like physically how you feel you know like I think we carry around a lot of stress whether we realize it or not yeah I feel way better when I stretch like even if I I'm not going to work out just a long stretching session I feel better totally you're carrying around less tension you you're alleviating tension in your body that alleviates it in your mind yeah and you just feel better that's the yoga key right you come out of there you're like Bliss out oh my God you're so much more compassionate towards people when when you do yoga yeah so good it's great so uh Duncan's coming back to LA is he yeah 100% yeah I I wouldn't bet on that he said he was when did you talk to him um we started doing this podcast together when did you just started doing this uh like a couple months ago yeah we haven't released it yet we were just like we just love each other like we never really hung out and we're just I just love talking to him so much so we just been talking he said uh we're like What should we should we do this like because we have so much fun we're like you want to do something together like this he's like I'm moving back man I'm coming he was coming here too so I wouldn't count on it yeah I'm coming to Austin man man I'm no man I miss it last time we did a podcast together I was sitting in that seat he sat in this seat and he wore a ghillie suit and I wore a wig no no no we both wore wigs right what did we we burned candles we had candles all over the table so crazy I don't know did we take mushrooms did we take mushrooms really I don't think we took mushrooms but we we were baked out of our [ __ ] minds he's he's one my favorite people to hang out with CU he's so uniquely Duncan so much so yeah and it just feels like uh yeah just talking to him is just great he's the best he's such a sweet person too like genuinely nice you're going to see Joe give that werewolf a kiss for me give that werewolf a kiss we
have a new version of the werewolf oh yeah yeah you do yeah we got a new one Patrick McGee who's the guy who made the first werewolf is that still in La yeah but we're going back to get that too uh soon too um but he sent me I'm going to send you these Jamie cuz they're [ __ ] sweet um but he changed this new one where he does it the old one had uh some of it was Yak hair and some of it was like this artificial hair and then the new one he's using all Yak hair and because I had Rick Baker on the podcast Rick Baker's the guy who did all the special effects for the American Werewolf in London and he created the first werewolf right he um criticized my werewolf said it's too large oh really yes he said uh in the film it was uh smaller than that CU it was more like the size of a person like a person became a wolf which made sense right this is our new one oh wow come Ono that is look at the claws that is fierce look at his fangs yeah he fine-tuned it so who Patrick McGee does like high L special effects for films that is insane yeah the old one was awesome but this one is awesomer like look at the difference in like the muscles yeah look at the muscles in this thing and the hair so it's all Yak hair now so he's not using the synthetic hair anymore he did the whole thing in animal hair it looks twice as scary yeah and he brought it he brought it down to the size so it's like you know a little bigger than me probably and it's uh yeah you could see that it was human yeah right like his back like his back yeah [ __ ] awesome oh that's amazing yeah what an artist oh he's so good man he does a lot of stuff for films he does a lot of stuff for monster movies and he's one of those guys yeah there this is McGee special effects page like look at his stuff Manz he's incredible look at those eyes I mean that's a that's Patrick right there and he's a a big giant Dude too when I met him I was like holy [ __ ] he's like 6' six he's huge he's like a he was a basketball player and he decided to get into special effects yeah look at that [ __ ] thing oh it's scary cuz you you expected someone who did this would be like sort of a nerdy introvert like a big athlete like look at his work it's amazing wild stuff
right holy cow not wild amazing yeah and uh what is it McGee FX on uh Instagram you can check all the stuff out yeah I got to look them up but he's one of those guys like look at that that's his Bigfoot [ __ ] is that dope yeah he's a real artist jeez see there's like a there's two schools of thoughts when it comes to special effects for films and one of them is they do um CGI so computer generated images and then the other one is guys who want to use makeup and Prosthetics and because they think it moves real and it seems like a real object I I believe that it does cuz like sometimes you see things in a movie and it looks cool but it looks fake it takes you out of it yeah yeah exactly yeah whereas like in American Werewolf in London which is one of the the Great horror movies of all time you didn't see the werewolf that much see get some footage of the werewolf in American Werewolf in London you saw it briefly in these scenes and that's one of the things that made it so scary right is that like you weren't like staring at it trying to find holes in it right analyzing it right you saw it briefly yeah and uh it was [ __ ] terrifying was um wasn't uh Jack Nicholson a werewolf was terrible werewolf he was was terrible him and Michelle Fifer oh right right right they were like this they was so corny I was like if that's a a wolf man like get out of here G was you they were trying to do see well this is a whole series of things we could say here but go pull up the one from American W in London and then we'll do Jack Nicholson and then we'll do bonio Del Toro cuz uh bonio Del Toro did a new version of the old wolf man so yeah so this remember this is when he's turning yeah this was great this is like you got to realize like I think this was the80s right yeah yeah it was I remember I was in high school so what year was this 81 81 81 my God so I was in high school too so like this this was so radical for the time this transformation scene where his hands are growing and he's screaming and it was also funny cuz like you call Meck he friend I'm sorry I called you love cuz his dead friend was telling him to kill himself his friend came back from the dead told him to kill himself cuz you're going to turn into a werewolf and
he was warning him he's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about and so this is the first time he changes good actor too oh my God he was amazing and this scene was [ __ ] incredible man because no one had ever seen anything like this before in a film yeah I remember the wolf man stuff before that was like kind of corny yeah and shadows yeah it just didn't seem like it was really happening good actor too yeah oh my God this [ __ ] movies is one of my all-time favorites and then you had a little Warren zon in there yeah man God damn it was good and funny like Jack like the face look at that look at this [ __ ] thing God damn what a movie This was oh God it's really great in 1981 man [Music] and the music look at the [ __ ] body on that thing just wild it was also the first time I'd ever seen a werewolf where it was on all fours uhhuh it wasn't walk yeah he wasn't walking around in a suit okay now see if they show the werewolf in any other scenes because there's a scene where it's running through Picadilly circus don't have the full movie up I just had that scene did they have uh Picadilly circus Picadilly square padil square was the the area where it was running through the street just killing people it was in a nudie theater and he was in a movie theater watching porno with this guy cuz that's where the guy told him to meet him there oh yeah and uh he's telling him like you're going to you're going to turn the were off you're going to kill everybody and so he's in this theater and there's other people in the theater that are like what the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy think and then he turns into the werewolf and see this uh this cop comes in cuz he hears it there's a disturbance I think it already killed a guy in there so some people are in there having sex and the cops walking through the movies he just ate someone for [Applause] S to bring [Applause] [Music] rifles no guns in London so the guy
trying to get I know they have sticks imagine these poor bastards so this thing is in the middle of this porno theater these all these cops are trying to hold it back and these people are like what's going on over there what's happening and then eventually the werewolf breaks through that boundary and comes out and just starts slaughtering people get go go a little before you see it come out what the hell's going on here what the hell is going on here open that door here he comes oh and he eats the guy the main guy oh there goes his head now you get it people get out of [Applause] [Music] there what a [ __ ] scene man that's when movies were movie [ __ ] yeah man look at that thing and it's true it like if that was was animated you'd be like yeah okay right you're seeing whatever that thing is it looks like a real thing is happening there and it's snapping at people while it's running around now go to Jack Nicholson and the Wolf oh no I think they called it wolf I think it was called wolf it was him and Michelle fer right right wolf it was corny wolf man no no that's wolf man that's bonio Del Toro that's the next one I'm going to show you right but did Jack Nicholls oh yeah there it is yeah wolf Jack James Spader that's right yeah they had a super fight him and that guy from that [ __ ] cop show yeah right they both became wolves so Jack Michelle feifer hits him in the head with a a fire extinguisher and she's running away and then look at look how he he runs look how he he runs and tackles her he's he's in a sweatshirt it's like it's so fake looking look and Jack Nicholson becomes a wolf he throws the keys way I'm going to kill her I'm going to kill her I mean come on who's more badass than Jack you make a leap like this you're like I think it'll work look she gets away so easy he has to leap through the air to to stop her from getting away like it looks so gorny I don't know how they sold off on this well you're at the mercy you
thinking no there's good people if he takes that thing off is that what turns him into the wolf man again yeah is that what's supposed to be happening yeah he locked himself in a cage and wore that that thing so he wouldn't hurt people but now he's got a sa her so he takes the ulet off look how corny that is now he's going full wolf I can't believe they Jack Nicholson signed off on this I mean Jack Nicholson has done so many amazing movies like look yeah but it's too late by the time you're at that point O O the horse is what he trying to this is rap that's rapy oh no oh this is terrible oh my God come on Jack save her this is taking a long ass time Jack save her Jack oh he jumps over the top oh there's no roof oh now he's going to land on them so the only thing that changes on these werewolves is their face yeah their teeth gets a little little nasty but not it's nothing like significant no like look at that and then watch Jack nug yeah this is like people that come to your Halloween party yeah and you're like come on bro that's all you did yeah right A little effort come on werewolf okay now all right that's whack now Wolfman bonio Del Toro um the scene where he transforms in a hospital so this is one where they had decided that bonio Del Toro was like a madman give me some volume he's so good too to him it seems very real so so they were thinking that this guy was delusional there was something wrong with him so this doctor is strapped to a chair yeah so they're observing this in this like medical theater cuz they used to have like medical theaters back then so this is also Rick Baker so Rick Baker decided to do like an old school werewolf thing but to do it right and to do it not CGI all the way but some CGI some CGI and so like that's CGI clearly but some of it is that's great yeah see like some of it CGI but some of it is like physical stuff it's always so creepy when their bones stretch yeah well this was the most creepy it was really good like the movie was is pretty good yeah but it I mean it was close see like when this all takes place like these people are freaking out and they try to get away and then it
eventually becomes like this version of like it's not quite like the the American Werewolf in London but it's not corny like Jack nck right it's like in the middle knew this guy thinks he's going to like Tran him he shoots him up with a thing yeah he's got a little bit more of a human yeah you you buy into it more hello open the door you [ __ ] seems to be locked [Laughter] so like pull just eating people it's close enough yeah where I think okay at least it's not just a dude with like some teeth like that looks that looks like a Monster yeah That's a good one it was good yeah it was good but this was like a lot of CGI stuff too like the werewolf like jumps off the buildings and stuff and it looks you see it running through the city like watch this like watch this when you see it like run over the buildings it looks kind of corny right this it's like they did a hybrid type movie like a lot of it was like this here like I'm hopping from building to building look at but then here it's like a real guy running yeah but then he once he gets hopping it gets kind of corny yeah that all of a sudden is not real and he runs on all four sometimes it's like yeah that they tried [Music] yeah J's laughing yeah they had to add that but also you don't have to but that sound that sound cannot [ __ ] with the sound that the American Werewolf in London made yeah the American Werewolf in London sound was so much more ferocious that was a better sound but that was one of those movies where they tried there was an old school was it lone Cheney Jr that played the werewolf leney The Wolf Man Who the original wolf man yeah the OG Wolf Man from like the 1950s and those movies were good cuz there was suspense like you didn't see a lot it wasn't you didn't have so you had to build it up with not seeing it and well they that's what he looked like yeah l chy Jr The Wolf Man so so what this wolf man with bonio Del Toro was supposed to be was like this thing but better right they kind they achieved it but the reality is it's not not quite scary enough no it wasn't about the
effects as much as it was the acting back then but it's like that movie The The Wolf Man with bonio dor was ultimately kind of a failure right it really didn't didn't catch no people were like come on man right you know I see what they were trying to do but we want a real monster yeah we want a real monster and then uh Abbott and Costello go against the wolf man oh did that's right this no like comedy teams like that anymore no James Franco and Seth Rogan were like the last comedy team they were in a bunch of films together right right oh look at that there you go cell wol that's hilarious oh but also um uh who else was uh what the [ __ ] his name from Step Brothers oh well frell John C rally that's right those two guys have been in a bunch of movies yeah that that's probably the best comedy team Step Brothers Taladega Knights that's right there are they're our modern team yeah yeah then there was T nights is amazing so funny step brother's so damn funny [ __ ] yeah so funny you couldn't do that movie today man I watched it with my family during the pandemic and I was like whoa there's a lot of racy humor in this well it starts off I just showed it to my daughters too the first real gag is putting the testicles on the on the symbol my daughter's like what are you showing us but it's a lot of it's like homophobia jokes there's like a lot of jokes you just can't it's weird today like you can't just joke around about certain things now because of social media and the outrage recreational outrage that's uh sort of blossomed from it yeah there was a lot of bad taste back then but at least there was the freedom to to make stuff there was like bad comedies every year there'd be a boatload of bad comedies yeah just swinging for the fences and then every once in a while one of them would hit but the ones that hit today when you go back and watch them like you know if Comics are getting canceled for old jokes like gez Louise go back and watch some of those films Revenge of the Nerds oh yeah Revenge of the Nerds those guys were creeps the Nerds were creeps they were so rapy spying they put spy gear all over the one the sorority house yeah they're watching them all night yeah they're perving out on all the girls and then they uh then they switches costum
costumes and he goes and has sex with the girl and she doesn't she thinks it's with the other guy it's essentially raping her you remember super bad uhhuh dude that movie that you remember super bad sure that the movie is filled with crazy humor like I tried watching that movie that was the one when they started out the movie like he was drawing all those dicks it didn't start up that was in the movie right that's a [ __ ] hilarious movie but it starts out they're talking about porno right you know like they're and I was trying to watch it with my kids and I was like okay stop stop stop stop I forgot like I forgot 16 Candles I haven't seen that in Forever same thing is it really yeah she's all drunk at the end he just gives her to the nerd oh my God take her man do what you want there was so many movies like that yeah I remember U Animal House that whole scene where the girl was out unconscious right and he had her he pulled her the the stuffing out of her bra right right he had the devil and the angel yes yeah yeah not good it doesn't hold up I mean how many Jud appat toown movies that that he put out would just never fly today never and that's not that long ago not that that's what my point is it's not that like animal hous was in the [ __ ] what was that that 70s yeah yeah the appeti movies are in the 2000s right it's quick the the Advent the invention of social media changed everybody's acceptance of what is okay to joke around about did you ever see this movie it came out I just I was trying to figure out what it was called it was in the background of the galain Maxwell photo this photo thing the movie poster was uhhuh no I didn't see it was a good it I mean it came out like two years ago it's about a bunch of like Teenage young teen probably 12 10 it's irreverent as [ __ ] it's it fun a dirty movie it's pretty funny yeah but I mean it wasn't one of those things that you're like oh my God you got to go see it kind of that's it didn't cross that level H right yeah um I wouldn't want to make a comedy today man I mean very tricky yeah super tricky yeah you you have to dance a line and then the studio would probably be like o you'd have to really do it independently probably probably right yeah like if you wanted to try to make I mean the thing about these
comedies it's not like you're endorsing this Behavior you're just saying that it's funny because people are [ __ ] up and it's right it's you're reflecting the people and how they talked and what they did right and you're showing people's flawed reactions to situations or flawed decisions making and that's where the comedy is like don't do that oh my God you know and that's you don't yeah today that stuff it's like what was the last good comedy movie that was released um it used to be you would be able to Something About Mary you know Kingpin you could just snap them off you knew where they were it's like wokeness killed the comedy movie in a lot of ways it did people they're not just not making them what was the last great comedy movie the last step brothers no there's been some other ones what was the one where it was the end of the world it was James Franco and Seth Rogan and the [ __ ] volcanoes and [ __ ] were happening and what's the one where the house party goes out of control this is the end this is the end this is the end what year was that3 2013 I wouldn't say great comedy well that's still 10 years ago mhm you know that might be yeah that might be the last the last of the m yeah it's weird what was the one where the house party goes out of control Project X Project X do woke people make comedy did is there are is there a woke comedy movie is there even an attempt is there even an attempt at a politically correct comedy movie did it just stop making comedy movies they just stopped making them but I mean you could be super funny you could make a great comedy for sure without being rapy and homophobic yes you know it's not just that it's like all abhorent Behavior right like you it's not an endorsement like if you have a movie like here's like here's an example of like American Psycho American Psycho you could do that movie today and it wouldn't be an endorsement of a person who's a serial killer right it would just be a film about a serial killer about a psycho but there's a weird thing that happens when you're making fun of something when you're making fun of something somehow or another it's like supposedly an endorsement whatever that activity is even if it's like completely
unacceptable yeah but it's kind of like yeah but it's the the real question is is that a moment is this a moment because I know like really young people who think that that whole thing went too far like they laugh at [ __ ] that's a little more irreverent that doesn't matter what matters is if you did make that movie The backlash would be absolutely real mhm people would go crazy right but that's what they're afraid of they're not afraid of whether or not they'd have a market they would definitely have a market but how many people would get canceled because of it how many people would get attacked because of it how how bad would the studio get protested right right well then it it it comes down toies it comes down to the math when was the last great comedy movie where people were roaring in the movie theater and then they went to see it and then they told everybody you got to go see it yeah it's weird that we can't it's weird that we're struggling I 100% struggling Jamie when was the last great comedy movie that you saw uh you said good boys I mean I just was throwing it out there I would think wasn't but like what what is another one well it's like the genre has been murdered I was trying to think let's think Kevin Hart let's think Willies like the Jumanji movies sort of like got yeah but those are family friendly family funny though funny great movies really funny I love Jumanji it was great it took my kids to see it fun had a lot of comedy in it the first de dead it was like but that's a superhero movie so not really yeah but it wasn't a comedy I know that's what I'm saying so I wouldn't consider that ear either yeah it was a funny superhero movie get hard Kevin Hart and Will Farrell I didn't see that you know like I'm just trying to think of the funny actors that have been making the stuff right but they make a lot of familyfriendly stuff now yeah which you can kind of do still um uh hangover okay right that was like the last and that's why it exploded because it was an R-rated same year though for Hangover 3 2013 so like trying I'm trying to find anything since then and there's like there's not a lot since 201 like 14 15 16 there's a few of those like amazing familyfriendly comedies that PO they murdered the
comedy movie yeah but wasn't that also one of the first ones to go rated R like that was that was a big deal cuz it was a rated to top rated rated R movie of all time it broke the was R but it wasn't as top rated as The Hangover was hangover exploded hangover was it that was a yeah spectacular success yeah yeah you could make hangover today could you though I think so what was in it that was that you couldn't do yeah I'd have to go back and watch it sometimes I forget like how crazy those movies are go back and watch them again yeah I think you can make hang over today you can make it but I think people are scared I think people are scared of making like the Studio's scared oh they would go over that script with a fine tooth comb oh yeah yeah yeah different parameter Mike Tyson showed back up remember like he was oh [ __ ] Mike Tyson yeah remember when Z blew it was Phil Collins I can coming in the air that was fun that was a great movie what else what was the other was the next movie like that that was that big Google the jackass movies looking I'm I'm deep in like the the highest gross in comedies the top like from the last 20 years 10 years trying figure even Google can't figure it out that's say like it's like uh for top grossing comedies of the last 10 years of the 2010s the top two that's a third count Jumanji the hangovers are in there Ted uh men and black 3 both [Music] Deadpools 22 Jump Street equal to 21 Jump Street so I like these are to compete and be like yeah you this is on my list oh what was the uh well Wolf of Wall Street that was a kind of a comedy right yeah kind of but that's and didn't scy make that who made that you know what I mean wasn't it a comedy though Adam McKay it's funny yeah yeah that's also 20133 wow end that was the end maybe the Mayes were right they December 21st 2012 yeah and now all we're watching is human sacrifices December 21st 20 wasn't that was what it was yeah 21st 21st 2012 yeah that's what they predicted the end of the Long Count yeah man yeah wild it's crazy yeah they'll come back back I don't know
about that I think they will I don't know about that because you need a lot of money to make a movie well that's the problem too it's also a film thing it's also I mean if you talk to people that are just into the business of making movies MH even dramas like the number of films that are made now that are financed by the studios is so small compared to what it was well you have to also think that Co must have put a giant dent in the movie business because you couldn't go to the movies anymore and it was vulnerable right before that and the DVD Market fell out and then and then Co this is like rough time to make like those just good middle of you know yeah $20 million movies it's all superhero giganto movies or the really small movies that people don't see where the streamers are starting to put them out you know like Adam McKay's um don't look up and you know what I mean I didn't see that it's good yeah yeah good well what's interesting now is like the best things that you can watch like in terms of like the depth of character and the script writing is television shows mhm television shows are amazing now like if you watch Ozark right Ozark is basically like a I mean how many episodes are they into now they're on season 4 yeah so it's like you know whatever the [ __ ] it is a a 50h hour yeah right you know it's a 50 hour movie right like it's crazy like you're watching these people grow up you're watching this family do you watch it long yeah the new Season's insane I haven't seen it it's insane oh my God and then the new uh second part of the new season they're ramping it up for this oh yeah which I think starts in April sometime I think starts in the end of April right it's going to be amazing well yeah that's where all the that's where that's where it gets made yeah last stranger things is going to come out yeah you can make comedies if you set them in in the80s right when people were shitty and funny to each other even then man then yeah good luck you'd have to the comedy has to be in a guy who's like you have to make fun of someone who's an absolute piece of [ __ ] right and and then there's there's funny in that because it's like there's a villain you can't have funny in like a a broken lead character right yeah he's got to be an [ __ ] a socially Outcast because
movies like they have statements now like that it's not as simple as just have a funny movie just to yeah yeah let's make one please that's the last thing you want to do could you imagine of [ __ ] time God and then if it bombs you gave up a year and a half of your life I just don't have a desire yeah you know stand up is fun enough I know it's the most fun I know it's pure yeah it's so fun and so many more laughs out of a standup act than a movie I actually just thought of one I'm looking through comedies coming up this seems like it would be a good comedy potentially this movie that Nicholas Cage is in about himself of oh yeah Nick Cage is Nick Cage or something the unbearable weight of massive talent I remember watching the trailer it's like the story is uh a really rich guy hires Nick Cage to come and be like at his birthday party and then he flies him he's like hey Nick you need a million dollars right he like agent calls him he's like yeah I'll take the million dollars what do I got to do go show up at a party and then the bunch of crazy [ __ ] happens oh okay gota love Nick Cage is in it yeah oh it can still be done potentially yeah so we'll see Tiffany hash with a bold move to shave her head isn't it yeah such a bold move good though yeah she does look good she can pull it off she looks really good uh Tom Papa tell everybody where you're doing your [ __ ] he Hees and Haas I'm touring all over the country the tours I've been on uh 16 flights in the last two weeks whoa really yeah I've been everywhere I'm cranking it out um go to toa.com you can look it up I've got a big show in Vegas on May 6th at the win oh nice I'm going to be at the borata look at all those little spots on the map look at you you [ __ ] traveling fool I'm all over I'm toring like crazy yeah you are dude Fargo North Dakota are you going anywhere you haven't done before um yeah this weekend I'm going to be in great barington mass and Reading Pennsylvania I haven't performed there barington Massachusetts yeah by the burkers [ __ ] is that by the burkers wow and then I've got is that Western Massachusetts is that what that is it's like near New York state right yeah exactly what's out there um some little theater they found you and they dragged you out there they
dragged me and that's where I'm going on Thursday bro and uh and then down to Reading Pennsylvania and then Connecticut you're doing Connecticut huh and then uh big mistake Nashville yeah the big one is Vegas I've got a big show in I I just started I did my first one at the wi at The Encore Theater I've heard that's an awesome spot I love it I I was there uh staying there a few months ago and I I saw the theater the theater gorgeous going back to Cleveland May 6 is the Encore Theater nice yeah yeah I'm cranking out nice a whole bunch of stuff in the fall just keep on going Paramount Huntington New York hilarities in Cleveland great Club breaking bread podcast it's all happening kids it's all happening motherfu we can still make comedies yes yes Tom Papa so good to see you Joe I love you buddy there's an olive loaf and a regular loaf thank you thank you my friend see you soon buddy you're the best goodbye ladies and gentlemen till next time [Music] [Applause] [Music]