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[Music] oh hello boys hey this is going to be one of those shows how's it sound with that on it sounds perfectly normal today how many times have you like heard i've heard videos on youtube where like this guy was reviewing watches and he was wearing a mask while he was reviewing the video so you could like hear the the muffle thing i'm like this is gonna be like we're gonna look back on these days with the the masks and all the the people that were like taking them off and then putting them back on to take photos like all the times the politicians have been busted doing that and we're going to say this is like especially stupid time so stupid especially stupid not saying that it's stupid to wear masks i'm not saying that i'm just saying the virtue signaling of it yeah the the theater of it all right yeah people put on the mask before like giving a speech and yeah yeah well they have it off and they're hanging out backstage and then there's a video of them putting it on and getting in front of everybody and then taking it off in front of everybody getting the speech like it's just theater like when rand paul was in front of fauci and he said you know you're vaccinating why are you wearing this mask it's theater he was right it is it's a theater it's to let everybody know you're a good person i'm a good person look at my mask yeah i talked to somebody on the phone that was used that had a mask on i was like where are you and they're like in my hotel room i'm like what the [ __ ] are you doing calling me with a mask on was it by the way were you talking to e-networks ian double masks backstage with us yeah we're hanging out backstage he's double masked i'm like hey bro we've all been tested like you you know we're all good he's just like more comfortable with this thing on i don't get it it's california you got those people scared yeah i would like to see like if there was a chart
of like how worried people are about the pandemic ver you know based on where they live there's like pockets of worry i think there's no doubt about that right like i mean like the people that i see in la on twitter and stuff and just when we visited there like it's a whole different world i saw more masks in a few hours than i saw in a month here in texas it's [ __ ] weird it's not it's not just the mask thing it's like the mask outside by yourself the mask in your car it's like what is i saw people in new york city bicycling wearing a mask that can't be good for you right that's like do you remember those things that people were wearing before they were wearing like the altitude it was like an altitude mask what the [ __ ] was it called it's like an oxygen trainer right yeah simulate what is it called they all there's multiple of them i don't know if there's just one but yeah there's people have gone over like whether or not it actually mimics uh altitude training and it doesn't but one thing that actually does work is those breath trainers there's like a thing it's like lifting weights with your lungs have you ever tried those do you know what it is no you blow into them and there's one of them that actually works i have it i haven't set up the app yet it works on an app and so like the app could read exactly like how much pressure you're blowing through that so you're actually like physically working out your lungs like a muscle just blowing into this thing [Music] and breathing through it and breathing out of it it's like it forces your lungs to work harder yeah i like cigarettes i just use a belt different notches when's the last time someone died jerking off like that it's been a while i think it happens people for a while yeah i think it happens more than we think because like imagine if you found someone like that you wouldn't like want to put that out there you'd be like okay we'll keep that
a secret we'll just say that they committed suicide right or you really don't like someone and so that's how you kill them oh that's the room that i heard about david carradine wow yeah he's the guy from kung fu yeah kill bill yeah yeah bill yeah him it was the nsx guy remember the singer the lead singer no i didn't watch this is you need to do remember that guy sort of kind of yeah dancer yeah you know um yeah he died that way really yeah i mean the fear of like it seems like it'd be fun it seems like everybody says good things about choking yourself while masturbating but the fear of being found that way or dying that way is enough to keep me from ever trying i would guesstimate that zero guys who do jiu jitsu have done that because you don't want to get choked ever so the idea of like being choked is like you immediately are not you probably lose your heart on first of all yeah cause like someone's choking me like you have to be someone has probably never been choked by a person before because if you're if you did you just like you felt that belt in your neck you immediately you would try to tuck your chin you'd try to get out of that you wouldn't be like yes this something about imagine if someone got into that and then they're good at jiu jitsu though and they're like the championship they start getting choked and they get hard as a rock all of a sudden in front of the audience right it bursts right out of their cup yep or it pushes the cup out so it looks preposterous what if he tapped out with his hard penis okay no you have to there's rules you can use your feet to tap out sometimes like if you have an like if you're trapped in a situation where you can't literally can't move your arms and that can happen um like sometimes guys will catch a mounted guillotine and in the mounted
guillotine if they're really good like like brian ortega type good they can get their arms or their legs rather around your arms and pin them to your side like this while they're getting you in the guillotine so you literally can't even defend if they catch it perfect and they see guys flopping and like tapping with their feet there's a couple positions like that where you literally can't move your arms and guys will tap with their feet and yell out tap they just try to yell out tap i once got knocked out in a high school wrestling match got guy got double chicken wings you know what i'm talking about and then he walked over walked around the head and then i bridged up when he when he was like north south and he got me in a head scissors and lock the legs in figure four position because that's the only like leg lock you're allowed to have in ohio high school wrestling at least back then so you can wait a minute you can lock legs around a guy's head yep yep as long as it locks behind your knee you can't have it like around your calf or your ankle you have to move it all the way up to yeah but if you do that then it becomes a triangle essentially it is so do they just not know they're not using it for the choke effect they're using it to get your shoulders against the mat though to eliminate your possibility of bridging on your neck well wouldn't the best way to get a guy to put his shoulders on the mat to put him to sleep yeah that works you can literally if you're allowed are you that that can't be right you can't be allowed to actually get a triangle on somebody yeah again they're not really using it for the choke so what that guy did was when i bridged up even after he had that he just straightened up like that and uh squeeze your neck yes but i ended up with a concussion from that actually how did you get a concussion because he pulled back hard like super strong to bust my bridge down and it clanked my head right off the mat like doof with all of his weight body weight on top of it oh yeah that's one of the scarier uh things
about when you see guys getting knocked down their head bounces off the mat you're like yikes yeah i woke up throwing up uh rice krispies treats cause i scarf those down after weigh-ins jesus high school wrestling is the worst system you just weigh in a few hours a couple hours before the match and then you scarf down a bunch of food because you haven't eaten for days yeah it's not good it's not good and uh it doesn't totally make sense either it's like wouldn't it be better if everybody just weighed what they weighed like the most important thing is like who's the better wrestler not who's the best at starving themselves and dieting yeah it's you know it's like the thing about weight classes that have always driven me crazy in the ufc and and in wrestling as well but with west wrestling you're not taking into account as much head trauma because the head trauma is more accidental or from throws and stuff like that but in mma you're dehydrating yourself like literally to the point of being incapacitated like some of these guys are shuffling because they can't lift their leg up to walk normal and then they go and fight travis luter who fought henderson silva for the title he didn't make weight um and he tried i was there he did not quit he was dying like i've never seen a guy closer to death than travis luter when he was about to weigh in for anderson silva he was shuffling that's where i'm getting the talk about shuffling his lips were all completely chapped and like you know like just sucked dry his whole face was sucked dry his cheeks were sucked dry like the dude was dying he was literally pulling all the water out of his body trying to make weight and he didn't quite make it and then 24 hours later he fights a prime time anderson silva when anderson was uh at his peak of his powers and he got he actually got caught in a triangle himself he got caught trying on elbowed by anderson and he had to tap out yikes but dude can you lose that much weight
your brain dries out like everything dries out they say it takes longer i don't know if this is true but i think it's longer to dehyd like to rehydrate your brain takes longer than it takes to just rehydrate your whole body i think like your brain it takes like an extra x amount of hours to completely rehydrate your brain which is super dangerous if you're getting hit in the head yeah how do you rehydrate your brain that's a good question you just put a shot in it or iv in your head i think it's like the the fluids they automatically rise what am i a doctor yeah i'm guessing this is all guesswork the fluids probably i always get my advice from doctors in spacesuits especially when they're this high fluids probably rise in proportion to the fluids in your whole body so if you're fully hydrated i would imagine your head is fully hydrated but when you're really dehydrated what they're saying is that it takes more time to rehydrate the brain i'm not sure if that's true though but it makes sense because you see guys who have been uh really dried out from weight cuts sometimes they get knocked out you you don't even understand why that punch knocked them out they're usually really durable maybe when you're dehydrated your like hydration level starts at the top of your head and goes down like a glass of water right like a gas tank yeah what if that's true though i mean it kind of might be because like just think about like how dumb you feel when you're dehydrated yeah could you imagine if you had to take like a math test and you were dehydrated oh my god when i'm dehydrated i'm so like i'm like working at like 40 capacity and if you like took the math test like like hanging upside down you would actually do better because the water would go from your feet to your head they should do some kind of a thing like that for for classes you know they have like you know how they have like in the olympics they have like decathlons and
[ __ ] and the biathlon you do a bunch of things you run you shoot a gun you go surfing you know they have a few of those they should do that with academics like they should have like like a 10k mountain race and then you have to solve a puzzle you know then you have to you know figure oh you're saying combined physical and mental stuff yeah yeah that's the main part of that favorite my favorite show me and annie letterman were talking about what's it called the challenge on mtv oh they do that the final event where they go for like a million dollars they have to run basically a marathon and halfway through they got to stop and answer puzzles and [ __ ] figure [ __ ] out and half the reason some people lose it's because they can't do puzzles when they're they're stressed out right oh that's oh there you go that's just that event it's just that you know one tv show but did we talk about that aspect of it no no no no not at all that's a great idea they nailed it i really think that should be like you know how like there's certain intelligence tests that we all respect right like the iq wouldn't it be great if you can go to who can keep their [ __ ] together under pressure test like squid games i've done episode two oh yeah i'm on episode three it's great it's very good yeah once you get over the dubbing yeah some people are like hardcore they don't want you to do the dubbing one they want you to do that like i did the career did you yeah well yeah you have to do the subtitles you do the dub the dub oh no dude that's unacceptable bro i got an 11 year old i'm watching it with her she doesn't want to read oh okay that makes sense that's a rough movie to watch i was like you sure you can handle this all of her friends were telling her about it so all these other 11 year olds are watching squid games i'm like jesus christ i played it in vr the other day that was a lot of fun so i have two did you really yeah they have like the woman the asian statue like and you're like running and stopping and running there's ten of you guys that thought
there's two schools of thought with that one all of our friends are doing it like if the argument well they're doing it i should be able to do it too that's not a good argument right but if they're all if they're all talking about these things at this age like what is the problem is it the problem that they're not ready for it like is it the problem that's too violent is it going to condition them well it doesn't condition me am i sure it's going to condition them i mean what it what what is it if all these kids are watching these things today are you saving your kid if they don't watch like violent anime like she likes watching this crazy anime like are you saving your cat if you say no you can't watch that because people get cut i don't know i used to watch a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] when i was 11. yeah when i was young i used to watch fist of the north star i used to read the comics and that was just heads blowing off bodies and i was like 13 12. yeah i was always into those uh like really well illustrated uh comic books like creepy and eerie a lot of them people would get torn apart and cut up with saws and [ __ ] yeah i mean pro wrestling they had the undertaker burying human beings like i learned about death from that thing and i can't believe you just brought that up what are you talking about well we had we had what's the pro wrestling that then was watched by everybody's like yeah that's not the same thing that's not that's fake oh right and this stuff's real i forgot but we had faces of death you know as a kid we all cared around that was real yeah that was uh now these but kids today have live league they're watching that kind of [ __ ] every day they're watching people bounce off cars like jumping from [ __ ] the top of apartment buildings and bouncing off cars they're watching car accidents and motorcycle crashes they're seeing so much more crazy [ __ ] and they get to cheat at school too like having an iphone's crazy i would have been straight a's if i had an iphone in my pocket if you're a lazy teacher and you just let it slide yeah
apple watch you just have everything in your notes just going through your apple watch looks like you're checking the time there's something that's going on now where they don't want parents to protest at uh these school board meetings have you seen this there's what i've seen about it is people complaining so i don't know the story but i believe the story is parents are complaining about a bunch of different things at the school board meetings and it's getting very intense and so there was talk of them not being able to do it and just how they were labeled like someone i don't know if they were using hyperbole but they were saying they're being labeled a terrorist if they go and protest the kind of education their kid is getting it's like real controversial one day when you kids shoot a live round into someone and make a person you'll understand why this is weird to people the increasingly wild world of school board meetings and one at one event riled up conservatives see that's a problem like as soon as you label them just say their parents got so you know because you're automatically classifying them in this way you know have you really sat down and talked to them about their politics maybe they just don't like a specific thing you guys are teaching right got so out of hand that the board chair battled the proceedings what they halted why why are you such [ __ ] up font yeah what's weird because we're the new yorker but look how halted looks like a bee tell me it doesn't look good it does uh while the police cleared the room so what does that mean the police cleared the room because they were yelling and screaming stop teaching racism no critical race theory yeah there's you know oh geez what parents well it's it's woke the woke school system it's uh sometimes it's woke parents sometimes what but this is complaining about the woke school system that they're indoctrinating these ideas and the kids whether it's critical race
theory or there's a a bunch of different theories like like today is uh columbus day it used to be now it's indigenous people's day and people were saying that the reason why it shouldn't be columbus day is because columbus was a monster he came here and he killed a bunch of people and it seems like if you pay attention to what there was a priest right that wrote a a thing about him a priest who was there who documented his experience with columbus's people and it was horrific like horrific murders killing babies and cutting people's arms off if they don't bring them enough gold like wild crazy [ __ ] like they were vicious evil people but the [ __ ] up thing is everyone was back then this is like the dirty little secret of the time if you go through the inquisition if you if you listen to any of the stories like empire of the summer moon where uh gwen talks about the the comanches that lived right here dude the things they did to their enemies were horrific that book will freak you out empire of the summer moon is an incredible book about here about texas the reason why they couldn't get through texas was the comanche they were so [ __ ] badass but they were vicious and when they captured people everyone fought to the death because if you were captured you were just tortured and killed so because of that they like they would never give up it wasn't like in england and you know in europe like the generals would meet the other generals in the battlefield and they would concede they would give them their sword like there was like proceed there's none of that with the comanches so they would just torture each other and one of the things they would do is they'd light a giant bonfire and then they would hack a guy's dick off stuff it in his mouth and hack his arms off and his legs off and then throw him on the fire while he's still alive wow probably not even the middle of the fire probably like the halfway point yeah probably probably bro i mean the [ __ ] that they did to their enemies was ruthless this is not denying that columbus was a [ __ ] and that you know for sure if that
priest and his journal are accurate it's [ __ ] horrific [ __ ] uh bartolome de las casas it was a 16th century spanish landover landowner a friar a priest and a bishop and he's the guy who went with columbus and wrote a journal about how horrific it was to be there and watch what his men did to the indigenous people so when you hear that you go why the [ __ ] do we have a columbus day that guy was a serial killer he's a a sociopath but then you find out oh my god everybody was yeah not everybody not everybody but it was like [ __ ] way more common to be a ruthless murderer the law was a little sketchy getting caught with things was a little more iffy people were just a little wilder you know it's a different world if you go back before people were writing books like holy [ __ ] dude it's not that long it took there's like this jump in information when you could find out what a bunch of other people had figured out not just the people near you but a bunch of other people had figured out and you could read their [ __ ] as soon as that happened then people started like less and less over time being so so barbaric but it took a long ass time but you go before the books before the books can you imagine what it would be like if you grew up just in america let's pretend the power's out for like a few few decades and you're in like the mountains of arkansas you're running across some real old school no electricity having hillbillies and it's just you and your four friends and there's no phones there's a limited supply of food yeah how comfortable you think you'd feel you'd feel terrified that was the normal state of people for like most of history the normal state of b for people for most of history is high alert high alert from murderous tribes that are neighboring they want to steal your resources that's what everybody did to
everybody that's what chimps do to themselves to the to the to other chimps they've observed it they go around they they have like borders and if you violate their borders they'll kill you they kill the other chimps and they'll sometimes even sneak across borders and kill chimps and then run back to their border like they know where their borders are that tribal [ __ ] up crazy behavior it's like ingrained in us it's ingrained in us it's it's a [ __ ] weird thing that we have hell yeah then we're seeing it with this covet [ __ ] too like people branch off into groups whether it makes sense or not they branch off into mask or no max vaccinated or not unvaccinated natural immunity or get the damn shot you know there's so much of this going on man it's wild to watch it's wild to watch people that don't handle anxiety and fear well getting thrust into an undeniable worldwide anxiety and fear conference group and they're all just like yelling at each other and the people that are scared think that the people that aren't scared are bad people because they're not like them exactly even if you've had the disease and recovered they're mad at you okay like i didn't make this right okay somebody made this and you're not even mad at that guy yeah this doesn't make any sense this is what's the because that guy's on the good team he's on the side of max and vax and if you can if you could say that mask and vax and you're a part of that group like you get you get protected because you are in the opposition of those crazy trumpers they're all going to catch covid this walk-off is nuts man the southwest pilots they try to lie it's bad weather we got bad weather they had to cancel like a thousand flights yeah the pilots are like we're not getting vaccinated yeah are drummers stuck in uh wherever chicago yeah right now i heard they were also saying something about the towers the uh flight towers yeah air traffic controllers yeah and then there's other people that are calling those people terrorists
for doing this which is like what i read you're missing the [ __ ] point the like you can we there's not there's other ways to do this at this point we're pretty far into this game okay we can test people you can test people you can test them all the time it doesn't cost that much money test like 20 bucks you know i mean if it's worth it for someone to to decide that you you can spend an extra 20 bucks a day and you could do whatever you want and we know that everybody's safe and maybe we should even test the people that are vaccinated since there's been so many cases of vaccinated people getting it they should be testing people they should make better tests and then have good treatments but you can't you can't tell someone that their job depends on taking a chance with this new medication that they might not need because they have already gotten covered and recovered and that's the case with a bunch of them they don't want to do it they don't want to do they want this blanket it doesn't make sense right it's one thing if like it was debatable whether or not the natural immunity works it probably doesn't work you probably can catch it over and over again but if you get the vaccine that won't be the case but it's not that it's kind of the other way right they're saying it's really long-lasting and they're still saying no you have to get vaccinated anyway but that doesn't make any sense because you can do a test like they can give you an antibodies test you did one today you did one today he's got them vax antibiotics yeah recently vax legit antibodies but like you they can do that to people you don't have to tell someone their job depends on you listening to me and taking something you're not comfortable with do they make people get a chickenpox vaccine if they've already had the chickenpox no they do not right that's one of the things that drives me crazy about this because i've had a couple of very smart people tell me to get vaccinated even though i've already gotten over coveted i go but there's a study out of israel's 2.5 million people that show between 6 and 13 times better protection from a natural
recovering infection yeah my maid got uh the vaccine and three months later she's still hurt in constant pain all her nerves are just [ __ ] up and she could barely move some days and it started with the vaccine a second is it on the same spot where the vaccine yeah or no it's like her whole body like her back and her whole head it's she's like i don't know what to do and she's been going to all these doctors and they don't know how to fix it and it's super super rare and you have to be clear about this because the thing is um if you're treating 300 million people right with anything you're going to get a lot of bad reactions no matter what it is like no matter what the medicine is it's just a thing about measuring at scale that's not the quest but the question is should we be forcing people to do it that's where it is it's not that it's so horrendously dangerous it's only sometimes dangerous and i don't think they totally know why and to who i think there's a lot of questions also they like they don't always administer it right do you know that like here's the thing on [ __ ] tv they don't administer right you're supposed to aspirate apparently and i'm just finding about this recently because of the biden thing when biden was getting a shot on tv i said that's probably fake yeah why did i say this fake well first of all i'm a [ __ ] comedian okay and uh he's 80 and he is on a fake movie set yeah maybe that maybe the fact that it's actually not really the white house but a fake white house set like you see it with all the people around it's a state it's in the white house though it's across the street oh is it yeah apparently it's in some place that works better yeah they do that for a lot of news conferences and [ __ ] but dude they're not even trying to make it look have you seen the photos of what it looks like yeah i don't think they were hiding it though no it's not that they were hiding but they didn't show it on tv right when they showed it on tv i mean look they let all the reporters
there so the reporter's gonna take pictures and that's how we know about it right what we saw on television though was biden at the white house right but and that's what a bunch of uh places reported a bunch of professional journalists joe biden getting his vaccine shot at the white house yeah i mean you can kind of call it the white house b or something like that i mean it is a part of the complex right so that's but isn't it the reporters the ones that showed it and may try to sell it as the white house it wasn't biden though is that the case yeah i mean it's like all the news it's not like biden has like a news channel and he's like hey see i'm at the white house here yeah but he knew what he was doing if he was if he if he wanted to keep it real he would have walked onto that set and been like this is weird what are we at the white house well what he should have what he should have done is insist on a different if you're gonna do something across the street just have a different setup have a american flag the presidential seal and a new place where you do it from and he can get his vaccine there and he can do whatever the [ __ ] else he wants to do there just have a different set don't lie to people but the whole point of it is it's like there's a little theater going on not even that they're lying but it's theater you know it's a [ __ ] show picture of it jamie because it's so ridiculous you've seen it right oh yeah i'm obsessed with this [ __ ] yeah this picture is weird because it's so there's no reason to have it like this unless you're pretending right right like there's no reason and then once you're pretending who's to say where the pretending ends well yeah i mean you could but here's the thing it's like why do you even have the desire to pretend you're in a different place filming this like that literally doesn't make any sense you got it i'm trying to find i wasn't i wasn't ready to have that dug up oh it's in my instagram you can find it on my instagram that i was gonna find that but like brian's saying i was looking into this that day there's lots of pictures of other conferences they've
done in that room they did dress it up to look different yeah but they use that room all the time it's kind of like well no i'm not denying that they fake [ __ ] all the time it's kind of like you know at the real white house if you're gonna have a bunch of people with cameras you'd want it to look better you don't want to be like have you ever been you've been to the playboy mansion how gross and old and outdated and nasty it looks you know you wouldn't want to have like a remember we went for that marijuana policy project thing we did the marijuana policy project at the playboy mansion wow and it was just so odd we were like doing stand up there i was a host of this thing i brought a bunch of musicians on i i was so high i don't even remember it so here look at this this is madness like this is just weird because this is what's weird about it not that there's a stage and he sits up there what's weird is that there's a stage where it's pretend outside so the windows it looks nice have of lcd i guess in them and it's a television so it works like a gigantic high resolution monitor and it makes some imagery of trees blowing the distance in the perfect summer day it might not even be that it might be like that backdrop like when you got your head shots you know or you know or at dennis office no i think it looks good i think it moves around right really can you get a video of it jamie uh that's i was trying to find other stuff didn't get that so when when someone said like why would you think that he didn't get the shot well first of all it's a set right second of all he's really old and it just is a wise move i'm not saying he didn't get the booster i'm sure he got boosted what i'm saying is why would you do it publicly why would you take that risk that seems like a crazy risk to take and thirdly you're supposed to aspirate so whenever you inject you have to pull out a little bit at the injection before you plunge the medicine into the arm because you want to make sure that you didn't hit a blood vessel so if you pull back on the needle
and blood comes into the little chamber then you realize you're on a blood vessel and they think that is the cause of a lot of these side effects from the vaccine ah getting directly into the bloodstream directly in the bloodstream instead of intramuscularly and so sanjay gupta and i were actually talking about that he was kind of explaining it to me and uh which is a very interesting conversation he's a super nice guy like a real genuine nice guy and we talked a lot about all this controversial [ __ ] but it's just it's so everyone's so high strong about it all and they want to tell you about all the millions of people that have died and you want to go yes terrible tragic and millions people are dying right now of other stuff like people are still dying of heart attacks and still dying of cancer still down a lot of stuff yeah like you can't just focus on that you know like how much of our lives over the past year and eight months have been overwhelmed by coven mcdonald's has killed more people they're wide open today right i mean nobody talks about it it's just society picks and chooses what it wants to really freak out about but see mcdonald's doesn't really kill you though it only kills you if you eat it every day yeah it's your your own bad choice yeah yeah kovid you catch this is why it's a bad it's like like i eat at mcdonald's once every four months or something like that i'll have some filet of fishes they're delicious i love it i love them yeah that weird piece of american cheese on there that's amazing there's something about fish and tartar sauce whoever figured that out yeah fried fish tartar sauce they [ __ ] nailed john tarter well i don't think that's true but uh um but they don't kill anybody they just provide food and if you eat that only that food you'll probably die but that's your fault that's like whiskey doesn't really kill you but isn't that yourself with whiskey isn't that what the coveted people are saying
like if you don't wear a mask and you're not vaccinated then that's your choice but that's not true right but that's why it doesn't work see what i'm saying is if you eat mcdonald's every day eventually you'll get sick and you'll probably get a bunch of health problems if you just eat nothing but fried food and fries and soda every day but the covet thing the reason why it doesn't make sense is you just catch it like out of nowhere it's not like through any bad fault of your own you just catch it and sometimes people catch it when they're being careful and they catch it with masks on they don't even know why they catch it they just catch it it's [ __ ] contagious it's really contagious that's why it's not the same argument because like you just might get this so if you get this then you have to figure out you know how to take care of your body and whether or not you're vaccinated or unvaccinated there's a lot of people that are catching it but if you are vaccinated it sure seems like you have a better go of it it sure seems like the people that get vaccinated have for sure their symptoms are less for sure it gives them some antibodies it helps them recover so there's a lot of other stuff that helps too on top of that like we really should be telling people you know like forget the vaccines tell people to get vaccinated i'll clap with you go ahead tell them to get to do whatever you want but also tell them to take vitamin d it's a giant percentage of the people who wind up in in the hospital for covid have vitamin d deficiencies it's huge it's so much so that you know medical journals are now recommending people take vitamin d to to help if they you know it doesn't necessarily prevent anything it's like what prevents you from getting sick your immune system that's strengthened by a combination of factors nutrients and sleep and stress and all kinds of other stuff but on the on that list vitamin d is definitely in there and people are realizing that too so it's like if you are vaccinated but you're also unhealthy and you have terrible life choices and bad habits
and you're depleted in vitamin d versus if you're cameron haynes you know who's running a marathon every day and eats nothing but healthy food like which which one do you think is safer well it's pretty obvious cameron's safer right right but we don't look at it that way we're looking at this one size fits all for the whole [ __ ] world and again regardless of whether or not you've already been sick like you and i have been sick red band dodged that [ __ ] like floyd mayweather i don't know how the [ __ ] he did it i'm addicted to liquid iv guys i have like five of them a day so that might be might be it it might be a factor no [ __ ] i mean i used to drink like cans of soda and gatorade like like all day long and now with this like it's i'm addicted i drink it like water i know that's our sponsor but i'm being serious i'm being serious too i don't go i don't work out without it i take it on hunting trips when i do sauna sessions i drink it when i usually i do sauna after i work out so while i'm working out i'm conscious to drink like you know 64 ounces of water yeah i drink like a [ __ ] load of water so i get nice and juicy dehy and hydrated up when i get into the sauna but i drink those liquid ivs man it's a game changer that stuff was huge when i a year ago when i had uh when i had the rona i mean it came through clutch for me yeah really one of the only things that i even used for it period i like raw dogged it i didn't have the kitchen sink yeah well you were you got sick at a time where nobody really had any treatments right there wasn't a vaccine yet and they had i don't even know if they had figured out like whether or not ivermectin works because a lot of people still say ivermectin doesn't work but i don't know if they were even treating people with it then when you were you know they announced today mercs trying to get their antiviral drug yeah they're trying to get a drug that they say that what they say about ivermectin it mimics that yeah that does the same thing ivermectin does i don't know if that's true though obviously i have to talk to somebody who really understands
the science behind uh what's better the merc one of the ivormectin one i don't know who's telling the truth but you know the people the promoters of the of this uh ivermectin stuff like the dr pierre quarries of the world they've actually treated people that's what's crazy to me it's like it's not clear who's telling the truth and who's lying this is part of the problem with it like there are definitely some shenanigans that are going on but are the shenanigans shenanigans going on because people are overzealous and want everyone to think that ivermectin is like super effective or are all these shenanigans going on because there's a there's another drug and they're trying to disparage any other different kinds of treatments and that they're about to launch something you know or you know who's telling the truth is are there i've erected people exaggerating maybe a little are the other people demonizing ivermectin because they have a competitive drug that's coming out i think maybe possibly too like there's it's not it's like most human things it's not real clear there's there's definitely some shenanigans all over the place are you talking about the fda i'm talking about just people accepting whether or not certain drugs work based on the profit margin they get out of them the thing that freaks me out about things like ivermectin is that it's it's generic so it's anyone can make it like it's so convenient that a drug that anyone can make that they're handing out all over the world in america they're like don't take that hold on we've got our own we've got our own version of it but i don't know who's right maybe they're right i don't i don't think dr pierre corey or those frontline critical care people are lying i thought they like it was like the fda just pretty much said they don't see a connection with working yeah there's all sorts of
problems with that though there's problems with the fda and you know one of the things that happens it's kind of it's kind of crazy that it's real but people work for the fda and then they leave and then they work for pfizer yeah that's weird dude could you imagine get your magic just a [ __ ] imagine you're a guy who's working for the fda and you know if you play your cards right you could be a [ __ ] ceo at pfizer dude you could be one of the big wigs dude you could have a yacht dude what about your own plane maybe get your own plane chester if you go over to pfizer like that is real you can be a part of the government's regulatory authority on drugs and then you can leave and go work for a drug company and it's not like there's any motivation to do things for these guys and they're like jester listen we've got a wonderful organization we do a lot of good for people so a few people die here and there you know trying to make some money beholding to our stakeholders and these guys they leave and they go from one organization to the other it's crazy and make insane amounts of profit so are we that's not a perfect system that's not a perfect system they're two different kinds of people the kind of people that want to make a lot of money off of drugs should be very different kinds of people than the kind of people that want to regulate drugs and make sure that everybody's safe they should be very different kinds of people it's very different jobs that's like the difference between a comedian and an executive at comedy central very different jobs yeah very different kinds of people right if you're a comic then also near executive comedy central i'm gonna go hey what are you doing over here right that's the diff that's how i feel about someone who works for the fda and then goes over and works for pfizer like hey yeah you shouldn't be allowed to do that but i see why they do i mean what else are they going to do they know so much about the the business already they're not going to like switch and be like going to attack or something you know
right the problem is they shouldn't be allowed how much influence did this company and the carrot that they were dangling have over them before they leave and go to pfizer or to go to merck or where any country any company rather any multi-multi-billion dollar company yeah they had a congressman i think it was john boehner remember him and he was a heavy smoker like they say that like you when you go to his office in congress there'll just be thick cigarettes smoke and stains on the ceilings and all this and he got out and he became a lobbyist for uh rj reynolds which is yeah the biggest you know maker of cigarettes just a ton of different brands so they're you know these are the this is the system of government to lobbyists where you make your money and then go back and it's crazy yeah it's insane heavy smoker john boehner joins tobacco companies board but hey look the [ __ ] guy is a smoker yeah who better cool look how cool he looks smoking that cigarette yup why does it look cool someone's gonna figure it out i don't know but it does because it is cool it does look cool way cooler than sucking on this little purple thing i got here you know the vapes yeah yeah it's not the same yeah the vapes are anybody want cigar sure sure yeah it's cigar time everybody i don't think we've all the things we've done together i don't think we've ever smoked a cigar together oh yeah that's true we've traveled the world these are jre cigars oh are you gonna sell these no why not there's so many cigars foundation car cigars made up for me here i'll cut them for you guys they should make a they should sell these though i think a lot of like i saw a lot of people talking about which they wanted to try them well i don't have to talk to foundation cigars they're the ones that put these together but they're a really good cigar like um i'm no by no means
a cigar expert i just know what i like you know it's like the same way i'm about wine i literally don't know jack [ __ ] about wine other than what i've learned from guys like maynard or my friend matt who tried to explain it to me you know like the people are really into wine what do you look for in a good cigar like i don't even know like it's not dry or super dry i guess or flaky these have been in a humidor okay so uh they gave us this humidor and you put um distilled water in it and you keep it at about i think it's about 65 like the humidity 65 percent yeah i never got into cigars because i like as a smoker you just want to inhale these so it's kind of like a dick tees there's another one of those oh it's over here um yeah the head rush of the cigarette is second to none this is like a slow trickle of taste sort of cigars can really bang you up man they can uh oh they can get you yeah they don't even as a heavy cigarette smoker that's used to a lot of nicotine like they can really yeah hit hard puked once yeah smoking well know this you can't inhale it how crazy is that yeah but you're you're it's still going through your mouth like the veins in your mouth so you're still getting like just huge shotguns of nicotine i know but how crazy is it there's a type of tobacco smoke that's so strong that you don't even inhale it yeah like universally kind of acknowledged like no one's out there hardcore yeah bro i inhale my cigars i inhale them i don't give a [ __ ] no one does that right yeah everybody just can't taste it yeah chewing tobacco same thing you just set a little little tiny pinch of it in your lip and it does its work you don't have to swallow that spit but if you swallow your spit you get even more nicotine i've definitely tried it yeah so gross i've definitely tried it i tried it when i was a kid when i was in the tom sawyer and huckleberry finn and i almost threw up because they they always chew tobacco in those books and then i tried it as an
adult when my friends had like we did a podcast with donald truoni and i swallowed dip oh wow i couldn't figure out how to keep it in my mind like i couldn't figure out how to pack it so it just kept getting into my mouth and eventually i just swallowed it and um that wasn't good but it wasn't that bad like people said i was going to throw up or something it really wasn't that bad my old roommate used to be a dipper and he would just sit there with his little beer can and just spit and spit and spit like all day long one time i was wasted and i grabbed it and chugged it that is that's wrong yeah no my friend phil gave me one of those little pouches it's like a little little uh diaper filled with uh tobacco that you stuff your mouth yeah i did not like that yeah i got nervous there's something like the rush of the see here's the thing these crazy hardcore nicotine guys i this is my thing i think the dippers are the most addicted yeah i think they're the most addicted i think they're getting the biggest rush i think the dippers are getting like crazy amounts of tobacco because first of all you kind of self-regulate because you could choose the amount of dip you see these guys walking around looking like squirrels like half their cheek is popped out because they got like a fat wadded dip those guys are trippin right they're on so much tobacco you know who's too much nicotine who's got the most going for him is uh is ron white because he smokes little versions of these that don't have a filter and he inhales yeah he inhales i remember he was telling me about uh how he didn't think that there was that much nicotine in one of these little cigarillo things that he was smoking he's like but someone i think someone once told me that there's not much nicotine in it but i was thinking to myself how come i always want one right when i get off the airplane and then he ended up looking it up and these things that he smokes throughout the day it turns out like each one is like a pack of cigarettes well that's the pure tobacco right that's why you're not supposed to inhale them yeah that's why he likes them so
much is because it's filled with everything to me once and i'm like do you inhale this i was like confused well i do i mean that's worse than like marble reds that's like yeah that's worse that's like it's like duct taping three camels together yeah he's like i thought these were good for me till i looked it up those dudes i remember the dudes in the pool hall that used to smoke camels i always had a different kind of respect for them [ __ ] a filter the no filter camel is a bold choice that's a bold choice for a smoker yeah hey man i was there dude that was basically like marijuana to other than marijuana it was like weed to us when we were in high school we would just get buzzed you'd smoke cigarettes to get like a little [ __ ] up here's the question what does that filter do it doesn't stain your teeth it also supposedly filters out some of the bad shade and it takes like the tar part this is a tar band yeah have you ever smoked weed with a filter i'm sure i have yeah yeah i'm sure not not a paper one just to stop the yeah i mean an actual filter right like a tobacco thing i have uh there's some company that just started selling it n95 filters i smoke my bong through and through after five to ten hits that you can't even get [ __ ] through it it's filled with tar and nasty [ __ ] well here's something gross if you're if you're a smoker everyone knows this trick you take like a big puff of your cigarette and you blow it through a paper towel and it's just a brown ring yeah you've definitely no don't you think that when you vaporize weed that you get a different high yeah for sure it's a different high right yeah it feels like uh maybe that's what you're feeling like it's more clean like it's almost like you're getting more you're getting more of the the actual drug and not a bunch of burnt fiber too because like if you have to think like plant fiber like when you're when you're you're smoking weed you're you've got a
lot of stuff in there right it's like plant stuff and you're burning it so there's like the the the smoke is so much different than vaporized thc because then you're only getting you're just heating up the drug you're just heating up the plant compound and it escapes escapes in the vapor and it doesn't hurt at all when it comes in just queen when we used to do that though at the podcast we had real problems with those episodes yeah dude like you'd bust out the volcano oh my god the volcano was so scary those things we would be in the middle of talking and i'd have no idea what we're talking about i have no idea what i said and then maybe i would try to justify what i just said and make it worse yeah like we would get so high like so stupid high the volcano we stopped doing the volcano after a while like we can't keep doing this yeah it's too scary it's like skiing down a hill you know like just going straight down hoping you don't hit a tree and then you had that glass bong that was bigger than brad williams it was like 12 feet tall or something yeah that do you mean the alien one yeah yeah do you have that right no you were supposed to give it to me but then you never did what yeah no yeah you were like where does it i don't know i was like oh he forgot i wanted that no dude i definitely gave it to you no you never did you told me you told me one day you're like hey yeah i'm going to bring it to the studio or something like that and then you never did and i didn't ask about it i didn't want to well where the [ __ ] is it then dude that doesn't make any sense i i am almost positive i gave that to my wife threw it away somebody's got it right now and they're listening to this like i got your dick thing you gave me a bunch of guys with dicks and yeah i bought the sculpture at a store uh it's uh like ebony wood and it's all these characters with giant dicks like all these it's the weirdest thing ever i saw it i was like who made this why would you make this so these these guys and all their dicks and like it was one of the things that when i got married and how to get rid of yeah
i love it i love have it right in my guest bathroom so when you're sitting on the [ __ ] or you're like because you don't really notice the dicks at first you're like what is this weird statue thing and then you're like holy [ __ ] there's dicks everywhere that's pretty cool yeah i got a lot of stuff back then when i first started making money like those uh sculptures that you see out there those big dog things were those things called something dogs uh gargoyles they look like gargoyles yeah but there's like a name like a type of dog it's like a dozer the carpathian what's from yeah no it's like a uh a thing from you know ancient mythology they're from bali like that kind of like dog guardian they're supposed to be like so i figured they'd be good here yeah and your gold buddha that's one of the first things you got when i first moved to california he had that huge dumbest thing i've ever bought i bought a bunch of like i was always like super attracted to ancient uh buddhist artwork like i have a bronze shiva like that kind of stuff like ancient hindu artwork like uh i have um um a 100 year old piece of uh an ancient um buddhist bible it's like this thai buddhist bible or whether the religious text whatever they call it but i have this like it's on like bamboo that they strapped down and turned into like these flat boards and they painted on it and in gold it's wild you got haunted [ __ ] man it is kind of because i look at that and i go like what what were the people that made this i don't know the language looks beautiful i have no idea what it's saying right but the writing is beautiful and you got to realize this is a hundred years ago people were writing this down right no television no movies you know 100 years ago they were writing this and this is more than 100 years because i've had it for 20 years and it's um just this sort of weird window into the way other people
live that there's there's a lot of those different ways of living all over the world that's what's crazy like if you travel and then you you hear the way people talk like in thailand you go oh this is just like you would talk like this too if you lived here like how'd this get started had they developed a very simple very talking like they have like a sing-songy way of they're all super friendly like wow it's crazy like there's a vibe there's a vibe and a cool sound that goes with their language but then you go over to germany different sound totally different way of talking totally different way of making noises then you go to israel even more different like you're like wow like people are strange man you hear people talking in like foreign languages that you don't understand if you watch the news or something like that or watching the youtube video it's crazy because people understand it you have no idea what the [ __ ] they're saying yeah we were just in boston same thing i mean it is and you go 40 minutes down the street here there's a whole nother dialect you know yeah it's crazy well that's a that's a sound right like who's the first boston guy to [ __ ] talk like that pacquiao gilbert now before him there's these guys that have been around in boston forever the comics have been around in boston forever they all had that accent they all had strong accents like no one had a neutral accent they all talked like they were from [ __ ] southie did you ever have like a mild version of it yeah i definitely did i saw myself on tv and it sounded like a [ __ ] oh that's really yeah yeah you know when i was 19. wow i'm like oh my god i'm so dumb i'm such a sheep i've taken another accent what were you on what were you doing when you were 19. i won the baystate games which is uh it was an olympic festival that they had in uh massachusetts and uh i won uh in my division for taekwondo wow yeah and you gave like an acceptance speech like that i want to thank everybody here well they
interviewed me because i i had a very fast knockout i knocked this guy out it was pretty brutal wow and um they interviewed me afterwards and i just sound like the biggest idiot [Laughter] we've been working really hard putting in a lot of hard work did you ever play stickball i'm sure i did why i we don't play stickball in ohio i don't think we're not on the street the thing about stickball was a good thing to do in the middle of the street like when i lived in jamaica plain we played stickball because you could you could throw the ball like to someone in the street and then you'd have to stop the car came by stop hold on car's going the car would go by but you know you would worry about stray ball smashing windows too though that always happened hit somebody's house but kids they get bored if you leave kids on streets they're going to come up with games to play everywhere right hell yeah dude we used to play the dumbest [ __ ] rough and tumble where you just hit whoever has the ball [Music] it's crazy well that's why uh soccer so famous right or so popular because all you need is that ball that's all you need and you can make a ball like you can make a soccer ball out of like tape if you've got enough time and you're so inclined you know you ever seen that one they do in myanmar where they play uh volleyball with their feet no dude sounds hot it's hot if you're in the feed that's that's your sport or as tarantino calls it his favorite olympics foot volleyball um they're getting sweaty these people have never seen another sport like they don't have tvs or something like that we had uh david leduc who's the champion of let's way and he lived in myanmar and he was telling us about this so he he actually brought us one of them balls so it's like a empty ball see see how it's like a wiffle ball but watch how they play this they play this with their
feet it's wild dude look at this i don't know why i thought they wouldn't have shoes on look at that well sometimes they don't have shoes this is this is like serious professional level though but a lot look at that serve dude look at that serve i mean that is crazy flexibility man pulled groins promise happen a lot yeah for sure and that what is it called pack tack raw see set back raw yeah these guys are i mean incredible athletes that's what's nuts about is like how difficult this must be to do like these kicks look at that like bro i mean look at that they're doing like a back flip and a kick at the same time it's like professional hacky sackers it's way more high level though look at that i mean that is crazy these guys are like gymnasts and karate experts look at that look at this kick that is crazy crazy that is crazy the guy literally was like head down feet up in the air and he spikes it over the top is that like a soft mat or is that a hard floor this seems like a lot of injuries like cigarette [ __ ] it doesn't look like a soft mat to me none of these guys are really built like cigars i know but it doesn't seem like you land wrong just away maybe it's like a wrestling mat type deal yeah it's gotta be oh i've got a jiu jitsu mat you know because they can they can make those kind of mats where it doesn't hurt as much because that can't be hard look at that look at that that's insane oh my god oh god there's your ankle son yeah yeah that's for thin people this is not a fat ass sport this is not a sport that's body positivity oh you can't touch it with your hand at all like it touches that [ __ ] is wild that's cool so they do this uh see if you can find videos of people doing it because uh dave had a one that he played on the podcast um but it's uh they do it barefoot and these guys are like swatting this thing over and they're like super skillful that's a good [ __ ] but it's like imagine
being able to move your legs like that like this and flip and and whack that ball i mean this is it like these oh this guy's got shoes too i try to find out it's a larger gentleman doing it oh my god he's pretty big damn he's fat as [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] i gotta play this game i mean for someone who can do this oh you could use your head okay look at this oh my goodness he landed oh my god he said he's a [ __ ] stud we need to give birth to try bert's ready to go imagine if this was burnt [ __ ] we just as soon as bert starts uh losing or gaining flexibility he realizes he's always had the explosiveness yeah they're going to get um a picture of each other's dick tattooed on the back of their arm i love it bert's going to get tom's dick tom's going to get bird stick they took pictures of their dicks and they're going to get them tattooed on each other yeah burt's dick got covered up on tonight's episode of kill tony yeah they put the old bucky logo on top of it i'm glad i thought about that but this could be an issue yeah we showed up at that uh kill tony ball lasted yeah yeah we came in five drinks in that's one funny thing every time you come and kill tony you're blasted like yeah it's a fun thing that can happen here it's like wild if you're feeling good on a monday you know that there's always like an open door it was that way at the comedy store there was a whole bunch of people that would just like walk through ron white would show up anytime he wanted and bobby lee could walk through any time you know what i mean like yeah it's very open for as crazy of a show as it is and as packed as as it is and how much uh purpose there is sometimes and how serious of a show it can be it's also like a wide open party well it's one i never feel like i should be sober like why would i be over here i'm not really performing just watching yeah you know just let's show up blasted yeah you can you can pull it off yeah it's hard for tony to do it because tony really like watching like early
episodes and watching how tony has involved like he's become this host now which he never had that that ever you know i don't think i think you totally learned it from kill tony but uh it's a pretty amazing like all the spinning plates that tony has to deal with you know we all have to yeah i can't i can't get [ __ ] up for that no no no everyone else can you really have hit an incredible level like will you you're so good at coordinating the show and knowing where it's at and knowing when to add something and when to start asking them questions when to move on to the next person you know and the [ __ ] rapport you guys have like with you and david lucas that is some of the funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen when you guys start hacking on each other and laughing at each other's stuff and it's one it's uniquely fun with the two of you because first of all when you get dave he laughs hard he laughs hard like he enjoys it if you get him with a good one and then this last one that he put up on his instagram was [ __ ] hilarious and he got you and you're like oh you got me you got me like it's fun oh yeah when we get the other one real good once every couple episodes like real good to we're even worse surprised we always give the other one credit there's been a lot of those a lot of those just in the moment going right off of what he's going off of because like that cuts out before you know band whispers into my ear on that one that's what's funny about that men's room one is red band who you know isn't the roaster on the show at all he whispers in my ear and i'm like what what'd you say and he goes something about urinal cake say her cake i'm like he was actually right so like when i'm like going you son of a [ __ ] i'm actually thinking of how to reword and properly execute play this you only like the men's room because there's urinal cakes in there it ends up being like the thing like the inside of a urinal oh god damn it [Laughter] how do you know what the inside of a urinal looks like i actually go to the
men's restroom it's quick and with the band yeah folks if you're in austin you have to see the show i think it's the best it's crazy it's unbelievable it's he got me i think that's it right for sure that's a good men's restroom joke but i'm still setting up i can tell just by listening to myself there like i'm setting up the next one yeah yeah it's the best [ __ ] live show in comedy it really is because it's such an unusual show and it's such an amazing show to show young comedians what's really important when you see the camaraderie that you guys have and that we all have on the show and then what comics come on the show and there are guests and the people that come and do one minute every week it's there's a fun it's it's like an escape it's a wild show it's a wild fun experience yeah and it's all just about being funny which is one of the things that's dangerously close to being exterminated in some circles in today's comedy all about just to concede like you're conceding you understand what they're doing they're just trying to be funny this is not their positions in the world and how people feel about things they're just trying to be funny and that is all you're getting at kill tony you're getting it from you guys you're getting it from the from the guests the people that come up they have one minute in that minute you're not going to [ __ ] fix social justice you are gonna get jokes you're gonna get laughs that's what it's for and that's what everybody does there and it's fun and there's a lot of like support and there's a lot of like energy in the local amateur community that does it every week yeah it's an amazing springboard if you can get your feet wet on kill tony and get a few laughs you don't have to kill just get a few laughs you'll start thinking hey i'm maybe i could [ __ ] do this maybe i can [ __ ] do this you know maybe you're working part-time as a waiter and you haven't really been going to open mics that much and you you do it you're like hey i think maybe i can [ __ ] do this you hang out with those people
instead of going out with your friends and smoking crack and listening to the techno or whatever you're doing you say well i'm gonna go to an open mic and from our perspective you know we've all the shows evolved and everything but we've gotten really good at uh you know recognizing what's what you know they used to say that mitzi would know within 30 seconds or whatever yeah if she like if you were good or not and like when i first started stand up i'm like that sounds crazy i doubt that that's true and here we are 15 years later and i'm like oh i can tell if a person's garbage in 16 seconds and uh on the vice versa you know it like han's camera might told me a couple days ago we're in the green room and he's like you know i was on kel tony like four or five years ago and you really liked my appearance i'm like what you worried he's like yeah when you guys are in the belly room and i looked it up on my phone right then and there and he does a set and i go dude you're hilarious man like you have a real fun future ahead of you or something like that like very foreshadowing it's crazy like and he murders every single week and he's funny in the green room he's funny off stage he's funny all the time he's he has a perpetual smile yeah he really does the dude is like always smiling he's always happy and he's always smart and fast yeah his contacts and [ __ ] he's a great guy to be around yeah he's a fun guy to watch develop and grow too but that's my thing about this show i think kill tony the show you guys do is the cornerstone of the comedy and i think william's the real freaking deal like i think he's what everybody you know back in the day like john belushi and all these chris farley all these goofball big guys like i think he's the real one you know he's such a silly goose he's the silliest and he's his head listen he's great but you don't have to disparage chris farley no i'm not john belushi no see what he did no i didn't i'm saying he's a modern day bro talking about dead legends have some respect jesus christ god damn it tony god damn
that's what i'm saying i'm saying they are i can't call them goofballs jesus yeah goofball isn't an insult i said the g word i don't like the way he said it seemed to me like it was disparaging yeah no saying the big silly guys yeah well i don't think there's any reason to compare he's he's great he's very funny there's no reason to spare his name deadpool i'm not i love john belushi and chris farley i'm just saying i think william's the modern day version of the silly i get what you're saying it just doesn't work i uh i met chris farley one day really really he was white like like wet cardboard like gray rather like wet cardboard like uh like he looked terrible wow we were uh backstage at newsradio and he came and he was hanging out with uh one of the cast members i think and i think he knew paul sims too and then um i just see him and he just this was before he died obviously but he was going hard i mean hard he looked gray i'll never forget that i remember like seeing him he's like really sweaty really heavy and like his skin looked gray like ash i was like whoa like sweaty gray like the poor guy he's probably in the grips of it right there you know like when you think about people that get addicted to heroin like really get addicted those people they seem like they're they've been caught like a demon caught them in a trap you know you got to get that needle in your home son got to get that needle in your arm and escape again whatever they do when they're smoking it or shooting it it's like that that drug in particular is associated with so many people just getting lost in it just like it hypnotizes you and draws you in some of the best musicians some of the best writers have you ever thought about doing it
once yeah sure you know what i told you i when i got my knee operation they gave me a morphine drip and it's supposed to be a similar feeling it's wonderful it was wonderful i kept hitting that button i was like oh i get it i mean i was in agony and i'm on the stupid machine that keeps bending my knee and straightening my knee and bending my knee and straightening my knee it's like a perpetual motion machine that you don't put you on right after surgery to keep your your knee like circulating wow while i'm banging this thing dang dang dang just hitting that button every time you hit that button you get a squirt of morphine did it like uh do you remember anything from it like what it was like where you were thinking about or whatever like i was just sinking into the bed like the bed was just filled with love it was just love clouds like you're just sinking in it wow yeah yeah just like your whole body was just getting kissed by god damn we should do a podcast on morphine sometimes let's do it get a trip it was only the one time i've done it but i think lenny bruce had some god reference when he was talking about his because lenny bruce was like a real hardcore heroine guy i think they i believe they found him on the floor of his bathroom overdosed on heroin i think that's how he died but he had a quote about god and heroin so he could find it but those so many like hendricks got arrested in toronto for heroin he was in the heroin chance joplin was into heroin i think morrison was in heroin right wasn't he i think so they were all into it kirk cobain all right here it is yeah what does it say i'll die young but it's like kissing god okay that's where i got it from i'll die young but it's like kissing god wow he was 40 years old the legendary quote about shooting drugs like heroin and morphine attributed to comedian lenny bruce so my apologies for stealing his lawn
accidental over morphine it was uh when i was doing it i remember thinking that i didn't even care that my knee was all [ __ ] up and then it was going through things i was just smiling yeah that i had this stuff pumping through me other than that though i don't think i've ever had any other experiences with opiates yeah i uh had a wisdom tooth out once and they gave me uh they told me to take they gave me a whole bottle of whatever whichever one of the things was i don't think it was i think it was a hydroxy or a high i hydrochlorine chloroform no do you have to like put on a napkin and hydroxychloroquine the stuff that donald trump really enjoys [Laughter] i can't remember yeah i hate bikini yeah it sucks i think i took one of those once when i had my knee surgery too uh when i got out they gave me a painkiller i can never remember it was percocets or vicodin but i remember i sold it to this guy named jeff that uh was at the pool hall that was always on pills and he always would sell pills and buy pills he was a pill guy he like had bandanas and long hair like he was like a florida guy who always had like shirtless t-shirts like legitimately unironically wearing shirtless t-shirts and a bandana with long hair shirtless t-shirts yeah like a t-shirt with like cut off sleeves oh like the cut off sleeves yeah he always had those on and he had like a bandana on like he was playing tennis and he had long like greasy littered skinny hair and he sold pills i sold them my pills because i only took it once i was like i can't do this like this is just too stupid yeah yeah i hate that feeling it makes you feel stupid yeah i just felt dumb like i'd rather be in pain and then my next knee operation i didn't take [ __ ] i didn't think anything when i got out i just dealt with it but it was way less painful too they when they did the second one they did it through a cadaver cadaver graphs are crazy like they take a piece of a dead guy's
body and screw it into yours where's your cadaver it's on my right knee oh wow too bad you don't get like adoption papers for it you know you know who the person is like a cabbage patch kid well they say that people that get like organ transplants have strange memories oh [ __ ] that they think the memories are actually uh somehow or another contained in part this is complete theoretical whatever that it's possible that memories are contained in different parts of the body like sometimes people will find they get cravings for certain things and it turns out the dead person's heart that they have inside of them is what's asking for butterscotch pudding oh my god you know so freaking real specific like all of a sudden you have a craving yeah like spicy pickles you're like what the [ __ ] that's weird why am i why am i selling the spicy pickles like norman was really into spicy pickles yeah that was norman's thing i wonder if a straight guy ever got like a gay guy's heart was like got into like trying to hook up with his buddies after that probably or the other way gay guy gets a straight guy's heart and he's like why am i sucking [ __ ] all day i hate it right do you know they use dead bodies for crash test dummies oh my god can you imagine just what that would look like them strapped into the car and then afterwards [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] that oh you know what i found out recently ready for this you know that bodies exhibit yeah but that we've all seen i've seen it in l.a i've seen it in vegas those are unclaimed chinese bodies and a lot of them have bullet holes in them oh i didn't know that a lot of them are executed prisoners wow a lot of them are just people that they found their body dead allegedly like when you are watching this when you watch those those shows like if you go to look at the exhibits at one of
those body shows if this was anywhere else other than a science museum you would think this was a [ __ ] serial killer they take people and they stretch them out they put them in weird poses they take their body and preserve it forever they give them a basketball and pretend they're playing basketball it's kind of twisted it really is they have dead babies there's a dead baby that's in a giant formaldehyde or whatever it is jug and it's just floating a fetus like where imagine if you went over a guy's house and you went into his basement and you're looking for the bathroom and you see a dead baby in a jar of formaldehyde you would get out of that [ __ ] house as quick as you can you'd say oh my god i left my phone i'll be right back and you [ __ ] go right to the police station you guys got a dead baby in a bucket in his basement holy [ __ ] but at this place because it's the sciences of oh that's what a dead baby looks like and so people are wandering around looking at these pictures and the other day we were trying to figure it out like where those [ __ ] bodies come from how do we get so many bodies this is where they get they get them all from china and they put them through this process called i think it's called plasticizing i think that's what it's called so they basically take all of your tissue and turn it into plastic like they impregnate it with plastic and some kind of resin or something so they can do these weird things so they take chunks of your arm and hack them off so they stretch your arm out in sections it's like 13 14 feet long so there could conceivably be some chinese bigwig who did not like this guy who maybe taught his wife tennis so he had a bullet put through this guy's brain and then had him converted into this tennis player that you could see at these bodies exhibits and what do you think about it that way when you look at that picture show me one of them tennis players yeah show me them tennis players because they
have these guys like with the racket imagine like the ultimate [ __ ] you to your wife you you kill her mistress and you turn it into uh yeah so weird look at the basketball player click on that one jamie look at that we should go here on mushrooms just imagine you would probably freak the [ __ ] out what's the middle one is that a ping pong player the middle one on the bottom right jamie that one yeah is that guy playing ping pong oh baseball he's catching he's catching and throwing look at that [ __ ] dude there's there's one of a guy flexing on the rings now this kind of [ __ ] this kind of is what i'm talking about right so we're looking at a guy split in half split down the middle his left side of his skull is on one side his right side of his skull is on the other side and then they split his chest cavity and pull his spinal cord up to the height of the head if you saw that in someone's house you'd be like this guy is a sick [ __ ] right but if you see it at the museum you're like oh interesting interesting if it didn't have the fake eyeballs i think it would be less creepy dude look at this one they took this guy and they stretched him out and cut him into sections into like stakes so like his whole body is sectioned out over like 15 20 feet long and that's at the luxor that's in in vegas it starts off with a little fillets goes right to the keep going back to those pictures please oh it says what does it say jim this was uh article 2006 and i'm npr okay so this is a different one uh it says the cadavers were traced to a russian medical examiner who was convicted last year of illegally selling the bodies of homeless people prisoners in indigent uh hospital patients that is uh one of those the one that i saw if you could google um bodies exhibit unclaimed chinese bodies that's that's been i did there's stories from that from this year but i just went back to as far back as i could find and this was from 15 years
ago oh well i'm sure they get them from a lot of shady places that's the point is that they're getting these bodies from shady places it's weird he figured out the homeless problem they should give him an award imagine if they're just all the homeless went away but these bodies exhibits are everywhere like everywhere under the bridges and there's also multiple kinds of bodies exhibits i guess too which may that might be part of the issue i don't know who's getting him from a good place but there's like is the fan on in here it seems like extra smoking it's on but the three cigars were just being smoked um yeah man it's just i didn't think about it until i saw i don't remember why i looked it up but i looked it up and i saw it and i was like what is that how do you do that like how do you get all those bodies and then when i read that they were like once i started reading about what they're doing with the uyghurs the uyghur muslims in china do you know what they're doing dude this is like an international tragedy that is rarely discussed in mainstream media they're rounding these people up and taking them to camps they i don't know if they're re-education camps if they're concentration camps if they're prisoner camps i don't know what they're doing but you know there's demand internationally for information to try to figure out what's happening over there see if you can find already looking there's one i just just looking just doing that just typing it in google image search like you see pictures here but like second row new york times article no such thing china denies i don't know squid games well but uyghur muslims if you just pull uighur people so china's denying it is that what they're saying oh yeah i would imagine more evidence of china's horrific abuses and how do you say that that's where it's supposed to be right see it's
i don't know right i don't know who's telling the truth see if you can find a good solid article like which whatever one makes sense to see just see if you can so we can know but the allegation that i keep hearing time and time again is that they're putting these people in camps but the thing is like one thing that we know for sure about china is they make people disappear if they're journalists if they say unfavorable things about the government they go after bloggers and imprison them and people post things on social media they imprison them and they also go after their billionaires like they've had billionaires just vanish vanish they talk [ __ ] and just [ __ ] go away okay data league reveals how china brainwashes uyghurs in prison camps so they take them to these prison camps and i guess they're trying to convert them chinese government has consistently claimed the camps in the far western xinjiang region i don't know if i'm saying that right sorry offer voluntary education and training lol but official documents seen by bbc panorama show how inmates are locked up indoctrinated and punished china's uk ambassador dismissed the documents as fake news of course of course the investigator found new evidence which undermines beijing's claim that the detention camps which have been built across xinjiang in the past three years are for voluntary re-education purposes to counter extremism about a million people a million mostly from the muslim uyghur community are thought to have been detained without trial dude wow how many of those guys make it into the luxor you know what i'm saying yeah i mean what where are those bodies coming from like we don't think i don't think that when i was there i was like ooh we should probably go to see that exhibit that's cool now i'm going oh my god it's like that with everything right like sea world same thing we went to the austin zoo
a couple months ago the hottest most dehydrated animals you've ever seen in your life i'm not kidding the first thing we saw like i'm not joking at all the first animal that we saw uh was a monkey who was up on the shelf like they're all hiding in the shade like there's a little shady part of each animal's cage and they're all just in the shade this monkey taught itself how to put a rag in its drinking water and put the wet rag on its head and it's just sitting up on a shelf in texas just a hot monkey like all the animals are just hot there's like a dehydrated bear a sleepy lion like it was the worst zoo experience ever but like also it's exciting at times so you see an animal that you like you're like oh a parrot and like you forget you forget that you're watching this like delusional bear walk around in circles for five minutes yeah you're in an animal prison yeah yeah to think that almost everything's like that well all zoos are zoos are super depressing i just have a bit about it that the only thing that isn't depressed at the zoo is the giraffes because it's just like another day with no lions and they're just strolling around like they don't give a [ __ ] they don't they're the only animal at the zoo that doesn't seem remotely tortured like they let babies feed them like the only the only animal that they're so safe that if you put out like leaves of lettuce a baby can hold out a leave of lettuce and everyone's completely sure that the giraffe won't hurt anybody there's no other animal like that in the zoo yeah it's really kind of extraordinary when you think about it that way like you can't feed anything else unless it's from a distance you know we went to uh we went to australia and we went to visit the koala bear exhibit and these things are adorable you know they life tells you that koalas are like the cutest thing in the world and they are until as long as you keep feeding them eucalyptus leaves the moment that the zookeeper like has to grab another batch or something the koala slowly starts to turn into a bear you know what i mean
like it literally its claws come out its grip gets tighter like the second if it takes five seconds you're basically dealing with a tiny bear so they bite and attack people they don't have the eucalyptus trees i don't know about bite but it felt like right how do we describe this i don't know i wasn't there isn't it really i was like [ __ ] koala bears it we just got off an airplane from the united states and they're like let's go see koalas i'm like i'm going to my hotel and sleeping and taking a shower that's a long flight we did that too by the way we all took naps and then we went to the zoo you didn't seem happy when you came back you're like those things smell like [ __ ] and i'm like yeah i'm glad i didn't go no we smelled eucalyptus on us for like a month after that because they that's what they smell like see if uh you can get some food what were you searching before the uyghurs we got that right we didn't find uh koala bears attacking people you say like we went straight from the airport it was like a half hour after we landed was it yeah and we had a show that night i was like yeah it was i would never speed off to some [ __ ] zoo you did sounds horrible how long do you think it lasted before you went to the zoo it was like three hours everyone knows you have a three hour gap any time you land at a new hotel you have to settle in and you have to like chill i don't ever rush off you don't believe it no because i remember that's why i didn't go i was like are you guys crazy and they're like it's koala bears yeah it's a bed and a shower maybe it seemed like a half hour but you were just jet lagged yeah i wanted to go and i'm not going away i don't care that i it was also an hour drive and i was like man i've been sitting in a plane so long last thing i wanna do is drive an hour i've been told you got to see kangaroos in real life to understand how big they are yeah yeah yeah that's what i've been told yeah they seem like just balls of muscle eddie f told me a story about uh first time he encountered a kangaroo was i think he was taking a leak in someone's
backyard or something and uh someone one of his friends yelled at hey get back here i'm [ __ ] up the story for sure but i remember him turning around and there was a kangaroo that was taller than him wow like they're like six feet tall yeah and built like a brick [ __ ] house i think they're cool they should have boxing matches that you could watch of kangaroos they don't want to box dude they want to run around and [ __ ] i drive grass and dude whatever the [ __ ] they do they don't want to box they only boxing because you make them well i mean [ __ ] jake paul versus a giant kangaroo who wouldn't buy that they'll try to kick your guts out that's what they try to do they try to literally try to kick your guts out i hope mike tyson fights him isn't that kangaroo jake paul yeah i support that i don't support anybody fighting kangaroos they used to do it though they used to have boxing kangaroos where people would go oh that's right to like yeah they would go to like a fair and they would box the kangaroo wow yeah there's a lot of video of it you watch people get [ __ ] up by kangaroos oh there's a koala bear attacking people oh yeah see these are koalas without eucalyptus yeah so these are these wild little first of all it's crazy how cute they are they are sick they're so adorable look at those little faces yeah to oh that bit the person oh wow oh so they don't have the actual attack they just have the wound so he's got a bite wound he probably got too close he's probably taking selfies people take selfies at yellowstone they get launched into the air by buffalos yeah people are so goofy when they get around nature man but which it's weird that like something so cute would be so dangerous like isn't that like usually cute it keeps you alive right like babies and puppies and kittens and little monkeys and little birdies and they're cute it keeps them alive like you don't want to eat little baby chicks oh can't do that right but when they're full grown chicken you chop their [ __ ] head off and start plucking it's weird you'll eat the full grown chicken
and you'll eat the egg but the little but it fits in the middle well the egg is nuggets oh baby chicken nuggets that's where they from the nuggets i don't think so it's all [ __ ] just chicken [ __ ] ground up but eggs are such a bonus it's like nature's bonus because it's full animal protein but nothing dies and they make them every day like if you have a bunch of chickens you could literally if you had 20 chickens you never have to buy food you could just eat eggs like if you were in a real strict sort of [ __ ] up apocalyptic type situation as long as you have enough chicken food and you have a bunch of chickens like you if you have like 20 chickens you're probably gonna get 10 eggs nine eggs eight eggs a day it's a lot of eggs you could actually eat off of those do you still have chickens no they all got killed by coyotes [Laughter] i want to get chickens yeah when the we had a um a fire that big fire that went through um california a couple years back it burned down our chicken coop oh cheese and so we had to gather up the chickens and we put them in uh another chicken coop and this chicken coop was not sturdy it was a store-bought chicken coop the other one was like built by i had a carpenter do it these [ __ ] coyotes they opened it up it was a it was a disaster they killed like nine chickens jesus yeah the ones and they're like pets aren't they they like you start kind of feeling like they're pets well they were real chill i mean you could go up to uh quite a few of them there was a they had different personalities like some of them you can't pick up and other ones you they would just they would just like drop down and you could pick them up then you could pet them like this bunch of videos of me on instagram walking with the chickens petting them but there was a few that didn't want to be petted they didn't want to be picked up it's on like how much you handle them when they're little babies but dude coyotes that's like a [ __ ]
it's like a fast food restaurant to them they just like hop on the roof i caught them on the roof of the thing like in the middle of the night i hear something like all the sound and i turn on the flashlight and i put on the roof of the chicken coop and there's two coyotes just staring at me trying to figure out how to get the chickens oh my god so weird man because they're wolves they're these little small wolves that live in suburban neighborhoods they're they're everywhere are they out here i haven't i know yeah my neighborhood's just tons of bobcats and bunny rabbits and hawks tons of hawks we have um one that's in our neighborhood uh we also would i'm sure more than one but one that we've seen because he's like pretty distinct he's pretty fat he's been eating good and then we have a fox that visits my yard all the time he barks that's cool they're beautiful foxes are beautiful little animals and they don't really attack human right no no they play with humans yeah foxes become your friend like no [ __ ] like you could take a grown fox and if you're around it enough and it doesn't think of you as a threat like they'll start treating you like a dog it's weird like there's a video look at these little fox it's todd i'm a hound dog oh my god he played me for a treat look how cute how cute he is like they'll play look at this come on man this is a wild animal that will play with you almost like a dog like look this thing's on its back this guy's petting it man i mean come on how crazy is that that you could pet a fox i love it wow i want a fox they're weird animals man oh god that was a donut so this might be someone's this might be someone's pet but if you uh that seems like finnegan the fox is someone's pet but if you go to um yeah that's someone's pet finney in the fox has like a youtube channel but if you go to um grizzly man whoa fox is jumping on trampolines oh yeah they play they're
super playful man if you go to uh grizzly man timothy what was his name treadwell uh yeah that was that his name i think so right was that his name timothy treadwell i'm timothy treadwell is that the grizzly man yeah yeah well he had a friend that was a fox that would visit him in camp completely wild fox and they would play together and the fox stole his hat and ran into the den like they're having fun together like the fox would like hang out on the roof of his tent yeah i've missed this guy it's an interesting documentary man if you haven't seen it folks see look the fox is hanging with him so if you go back a little bit you'll see how close he is to the fox because he's like right yeah there you go right there look at this dude i mean how crazy is this that is a wild fox who just comes up demons playing with them they're like little dogs man like look it's in his camp and they hang out and i guess they established a relationship because he was there for months and months at a time camping and he probably fed him a little bit but they became buds like a fox legitimately befriended him kind of wild yes well it is weird like with some animals like we have i have a bunny rabbit that's kind of like that he's gotten so comfortable with it he'll just jump up onto my patio and just like hang out with me oh like a wild wild bunny like we have tons of bunny rabbits and stuff like that and there's one i feed like i get a bunch of little carrots he's gotten to the point where he just comes up now to me when i used to live in north hollywood there was this dude who used to lie down and he would uh squirrels would come and and take food out of his hands he would have peanuts he but he would lie down so he was on his back and he'd just lay there and hold the peanut up and the squirrels would come up and grab his finger and take the peanut and run off like they he had done it so often that they'd become conditioned to this guy so when he would go there he would lie down so they know he wasn't a threat he wasn't standing lie down on his back and just hold up peanuts squirrels are crazy there's an
albino squirrel at the uh golf course that i play at yeah it's wild have you ever seen black squirrels they're rare yeah they're cool they're cool so they don't know what that is like if it's a regressive gene they don't know if it's like an adaptive gene like maybe like this i'm gonna fill this up some places where uh there's like a a lot of them like maybe they they survive better that way yeah you know like they don't know like why is the why does one squirrel dark is it because like they can hide at night time from hawks and [ __ ] like you ever watch that uh youtuber he's like a science guy or engineer and he built like that that squirrel thing in his backyard it's like a a whole thing that he built uh kind of like a track where they go have to go through tubes they have to climb they have to jump uh yeah just to get to the end of it uh i forget his name but he's it's it's an amazing video and he has two of them and just how smart these squirrels are like it's like an obstacle course for them uh look at how big this is uh his name is uh what's his name mark rober and it's so cool ninja warrior course this is wild and yeah and it's it's amazing watching him them get smarter every single day uh what they do 100 percent any of his end of it it's all to get food yeah so they figure it all out at the end of the day oh look at all those walnuts wow uh interesting mark also if you've never watched him he's one of the best guys on youtube he also made these uh fake packages that he puts on people's porches or i mean he puts on his porch and people steal it and when they go home to open it up it has like fart spray that pulls out and has all these cameras and gps and it throws glitter everywhere it's some of the greatest i've seen that yeah uh it's pretty interesting because he really uh shows how many or scams and uh glitter bomb trap catches phone scammer yeah that's interesting but i'm more interested in this squirrel stuff yeah that squirrel thing is pretty dope does is he have a background on squirrels or something no he's just in his backyard
he noticed that there were squirrels always eating his bird feet and so this is the second one he's made for nuts this one actually has like computers where they they have to like go in and do like mission impossible [ __ ] wow it's pretty awesome how sm smart the squirrels so squirrels have to solve these problems yeah to get to the end he doesn't even give him cracked walnuts how rude he makes them crack their own walnuts come on they're squirrels man it's easy for them is it yeah it's a lot of work cracking a walnut is it easy for them is it yeah squirrels have uh i have no idea what i'm talking about yeah i mean i don't think they have experience with walnuts where do walnuts come from walnut trees yeah yeah but is that what they like right squirrel's jaws are ten times stronger so look at this it's gonna be supposed to be through lasers like you know like mission impossible right someone has to figure out how to get through this look at it it's got to figure out how to get over the top look at him look at this [ __ ] this is wild man got it oh i can start all over so he's got to figure out what that thing is and then he's got to jump over it see got it figured it out come on okay this is this sucks if you're just listening there's a squirrel that's going down this tube he on he's on the top of this tube climbing it and then there's this uh large flexible piece of plastic that he has to jump over and he doesn't make it over the top anyway it's cool backyard squirrel maze 2.0 and the guy's channel again mark mark robert r-o-b-e-r r-o-b-r cause he's supposed to go inside that tube and he talks about the science of everything like how squirrels like you know they have like you know how they spin around and how kind of like you know cats always land on their feet type kind of [ __ ] do you know that if they give actually i need to find out this is true because i'm about to say it without knowing um there's a thing called morphic resonance it's like this
very controversial topic that like when you have a certain amount of knowledge it's in the species i'm probably butchering this but what they did to study this is they took rats through a maze on one part of the country and when the rats solved the maze in one part of the country they solved it quicker than the other part of the country it's like they think somehow the information is inside the the rat library like whatever information that rats have like that's collective like the dna of not even dna right because they're not related they're on they're on completely different size of the continent the idea is that somehow or another there's like an akashic record for rats there's like a a knowledge database and as the database grows for the species other members of the species have access to it that wouldn't have before that wouldn't wouldn't have been encounter in encounter wouldn't have encountered that other rat or been taught that maze they know how to do that maze quicker that might be [ __ ] though because i remember uh reading that and not looking into it at all just repeating it because it sounds cool but the idea is that when people are smarter when people learn things like as we as a species are learning things we're not just like as more people are learning things we're actually all getting smarter and we're actually all whether we realize it because we're reading books or where whether it's also because we're like gathering information and we're we have access to it because other members of our species have had access to it like i wonder if they could trace back to stone tools i wonder if they could figure out exactly when everybody figured out stone tools and was it at the same time like we did one monkey person from a million years ago like think about it and then go you know i think i can kill something with this and then the other ones on the other side had like a light bulb pop off their head and they're like maybe the stones
and they start chipping them to make them sharper i go i wonder how similar that timeline is if it's just coincidence or if it's something like this rat project i think it's rupert sheldrake was the guy who talked about it yeah yeah that's you're explaining everything i was just looking at is that accurate yeah i mean it's yeah it's a there's a article from 1983 called sheldrick the magician that's when he first started this stuff there's a lot of he was on the podcast back in the disney in the second studio or third studio whichever one it was on woodland hills but he um this idea if that's real it's pretty revolutionary because it's like well where's that information how does a is it if you can statistically prove that a rat learned something quicker on the other side of the continent because the rat in new york figured it out and then the information's out there in the rat mine the rat hive mind that's that's wild [ __ ] it'd probably be the west coast first then the east coast well i don't know who picked it up i think the east gets up for rats or east coast rats are up earlier they're probably what they're hustling more there's more yeah more sewers new york keeps their garbage on this street yeah it's a different thing yeah but i mean east coast i mean west coast had podcast first and the internet first and east coast were like still flip phones and west coast had podcasts because we couldn't get on the radio right yeah because it's like because of the way morning radio worked if you had a morning radio show you had to have it on the east coast because that's 6 a.m by the time you start at 6 a.m in the west coast it's already 9 a.m on the east coast people already at work you had to be able to catch them during the commute time so you had to be out of it that way but the two great shows number one of course howard stern morning show the number one spot was always the morning because that's when you're tired you get in there and you wanna and he's got some raffle to have a stripper [ __ ] in your face right you know like that was that
was what got people through in the morning you if you wanted to just have a show and have anybody pay attention to first of all good luck because when howard stern was running [ __ ] from 6am to 10am wherever it was there was no you were battling for second place and then if you got to second place he'd attack you he only had this one slot so like you couldn't you couldn't have a radio show and then opie and anthony were in the afternoons and that's how they got big they got big in the afternoon they got big in the drive time when you're coming home and then they got on the morning and but that's it like you couldn't no one else is listening to anything else especially when there's no internet stuff there's no one else listening anything so when everything started having happening out on the west coast the real first west coast guy that did podcast was corolla and corolla did his podcast because he got kicked off the radios because he took over for howard stern when howard stern went over to satellite radio so when he took over he started doing the adam kroll show which was a good radio show i did it he was really good at the radio and he kind of did his podcast like a radio show which i think was a little bit of a problem with some people because it was there were so many ads like there was there was ad breaks and he would read them in the middle of a conversation it was done just like a radio show which was normal for radio but everybody had this feeling like well why were you why would you do this if you could just do whatever you want like this isn't the way to do it this is just a way to do it that everybody always did it this way but when he started doing it then we all started realizing like oh we could just do this and then when i saw anthony had his live from the compound when he was doing that [ __ ] in his basement with a green screen doing karaoke holding a machine gun i was like oh we could just have like some janky ass set up tom green's studio tom green studio was another one that was probably one of the biggest ones way ahead of his time he was way ahead of his time he had a full-grown talk show from his living
room with servers and everything dude we would follow this like mound of wires that went snake through his living room into one of his spare bedrooms that they had converted into a server room like you go there like oh my god this is crazy like giant hard drives and [ __ ] yeah and now he does it all through his van actually he just moved to canada back to canada that where he's from yeah originally yeah he went back he thought there was too much freedom in america that's what he said he wants to be locked down he wants him to force mandates on him he wants to bow to the government well right before right oh jesus jesus christ no he just he loved he loves canada it's where he's from and he wanted to get a farm he was supposed to be the guest the monday that uh the comedy store closed i was looking forward to having him we'd never had him on before and i just did the weekend with him in san diego yeah and he was the first person to have like spray like lysol spray and wiping he would wipe down everything bring his own microphone and i was like he's kind of going a little well he's had cancer yeah he's had cancer yeah i think when you've had cancer you have a very different idea of uh your health you know sure and also i think he's probably still vulnerable i i know another gentleman who uh had cancer who uh just got coveted and it hit him pretty hard you know he uh his immune system is compromised it's um not good you know cancer is a scary thing you know to lose a ball yikes i think we've talked about this but would you get a replacement ball like i get a way bigger one yeah i would get one that's like a triangle or something i'd get one where everybody get nervous like if you see me in the shower yeah one one like a baseball oh just a giant nut that's what i would get do you have enough stack for that i mean are you stretch it out like a like an old stripper yeah yeah like you know when they get like triple e tits they don't start out with tripolis right you gotta
just keep getting bigger for your ball sack stretched out yeah i would definitely wouldn't want to empty i would want it to be like a fidget spinner or something they do that with dogs you know they give them fake balls i'm like the dog has no idea what you're doing after it gets neutered they do that yeah not all dogs most dogs they don't but they do have an option available if you would like to get some fake nuts they'll put fake nuts in your dog so he wakes up what happened any dog's probably hyper aware but dog could probably smell the silicone bags that are next to his dick what has this guy done to me he tells me i'm gonna be a good boy he gives me a treat next thing you know i'm unconscious my nuts smell like plastic yeah it's like having a toy attached inside your nuts yeah and he's like where did my boners go they make a squeaky noise when he bites it when other dogs bite it oh my god it's fun my dog just had to get all her teeth pulled out oh no yeah shitsuits have bad teeth really bad teeth you get all of them all of them except for they rot out yeah they just started i mean rotting and i guess it's like normal for shits is just we we got them cleaned all the time but every time we get them clean they're like you gotta get those three removed oh my god yeah it kind of sucks and did you give them like wet food now no because i guess dogs have such strong gums that they just use their gums like teeth like they just naturally so you give them hard food right now we're just cooking food for you know like soft like chicken and stuff like that rice and egg but uh yeah cookie-free dog people do that there's like dog cooks out there i went to a dentist recently and i haven't been in a few years and it's amazing the technology now in dentists like you know how they used to have to take photos and you put the thing in your mouth and like you had to bite down now it was literally like a thing that looked like a toothbrush and they just got like a
whole 3d scan of my mouth and you can immediately know where the you know cavities are and stuff and whoa it's pretty cool going to the like the technology in dentist now it's pretty amazing have you ever heard of mewing yeah there's this thought that the reason why people's jaws are shrinking as uh you know you look at people from the olden days versus today is that we don't chew hard enough food and that's the same reason why people's teeth are all smushed in together you're smooshed in together because the literal the bones of your jaw are actually getting smaller and this guy has this theory that if you work out those bones you can actually get them to expand and grow and he's got a method called mewing his name is i think his name is mike mew is that his name his name is mew he comes after himself yeah well it's what it is so it's like you press your tongue i think you press your tongue against the roof of your mouth john mew john mu yeah he lives in england i'm going to try to get him on here but apparently it works and if you do it over a long enough period of time it's just like building up anything else like we used to think that the structure of your face was determined by birth and it is it's definitely has a big factor in genetics you know like that's how what it looks like but you can strengthen that area over time and he thinks that you in some cases i think i don't want to put words in his mouth you could avoid braces because i think you can actually change the lower the jaw like change the way it's you know some people have like little tiny jaws weak chins yeah i think the evolutionary idea of this and i could [ __ ] this up is that those people there was too many generations where they didn't have to work hard to chew their food so like if you go back to like cave people i'm sure they had big ass jaws like i was looking at this neanderthal skull that uh they had on display i was uh neanderthal versus human and they were talking about evolution and you look at the the ender's going like jesus
christ because like they probably didn't cook very many things you know it was probably when they had fire they used i don't even know if they knew how to control fire i think they did but they're probably more primitive than homo sapiens and they probably killed a lot of [ __ ] the women hunted too there's another surprising thing they found about the female neanderthals they were pretty [ __ ] strong like almost as strong as the men and they think they did a lot of the hunting so because they found them with a lot of the same injuries like broken legs and broken arms and [ __ ] a lot of they think a lot of these injuries they got from you know getting kicked by game they're trying to kill it's probably just a bunch of domestic violence back then like the guy just beating the [ __ ] out of them for sure there's domestic violence in 1960s movies 1960s movies even good guys would smack their wife in the face yeah oh yeah to the moon yeah that meant something totally different to the moon alice he really was going to hit her what's that from the honeymooners jackie gleason to the moon he would threaten to hit his wife all the way to the moon watch movies where like the good guy in the movie would smack a woman in the face normal like the hustler in the hustler paul newman doesn't he smack piper laurie in the face i think he does there's so many movies though like even like you know like like back in the day like the christmas movies and like ah that guy where you're either smacking women like it's normal [ __ ] though it's kind of hilarious because back then james cagney yeah yeah oh james cagney used to smack the [ __ ] out of women in movies where you just smack them smack them in the head over and over and over again steve mcqueen and allie mcgraw there's a horrendous scene where steve mcgreen mcqueen is outside of a car with ally mcgraw and i think if i'm not mistaken i think they were dating or married at the time they're in a relationship
and there's a scene where he has to hit her and he [ __ ] really hits her like multiple times and apparently she didn't know he was going to do it yeah and if you watch the scene it's great joey diaz uh turned me on to it that's his face and i was like what he goes you got to see this he beats the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of her it's the craziest thing because you try to put it in the context of 2021 and watch it you can't imagine that this could ever actually happen in a film like if the rock and emma blunt in a movie the rock is beating the [ __ ] out of animal you were like what what is that a person emma blunt emily emily blunt yeah i'm confusing emma who's emma there's an emma too emily blunt is the lady from uh the lady with the big eyes right the what jungle cruise have you seen the many saints of newark yet no sure did you see it oh yeah how is it i don't want it well you know it it's it's nice i don't want to it's not a good way to respond right no no no it's you know what it is it's really good and it's great if you love sopranos but it seemed like it was a lot of build up and then it just it kind of like it seemed like like it should be a series or should be a second movie maybe that's what it is i think it is because it feels like it is you know like it's yeah it got to a point where you're just like uh i bet it's a pilot yeah why not right if it does well and then netflix picks it up joey's so great in it though joey's joey's an amazing person he's an amazing person i loved it it's filled with things if you as long as you're still fresh on your sopranos knowledge of like characters and stuff it's really really cool new jersey has a vibe all of its own it really does you know and that's one of the reasons why the sopranos are so unique because it was so new jersey it was like that show put new jersey and italians on the map yeah you know when we went to jersey how fun was that that was crazy we couldn't go to a pool hall in new york city because we're not vaccinated oh so we
had to go to new jersey to play pool so we went to new jersey to eat so we eat at the steak house was it steakhouse 85 yeah something like that it was amazing right there yeah across from the stress factory so this is what happens we have no idea we're talking to the chef very nice guy he's telling us are you here to see jim brewer i said no i think jim moved to florida he goes no he's across the street right now i go what he goes yeah he's playing the comedy club across the street i'm like i had no idea we were even across the street from the stress factory wow but we're across the street from it and brewer is performing there so we go over there and we run into brewer in the green room like in between shows that's awesome yeah it was amazing get to hang out with him for a little bit so we stayed over there for a half hour and yeah diaz said he was bummed he couldn't uh come hang out that night yeah he couldn't make it he had uh too much [ __ ] going on unfortunately yeah so we're gonna try to get him coincidentally we were in jersey opening night of saints of newark diaz is gonna come down here and so when he comes down here i'm going to have him come down here on a monday yeah drag him over to kill tony after we've got to brainwash him to move here take it slow we gotta wait for the club to open when the club's open it'll be easier gotta go to papados yeah i went to that papados we used to always go to the other day i think the move with joey is just to fly him out regularly i think that's the move i think he really enjoys living in new jersey every time i talk to him he said he loves it all his friends he grew up with he's like some of them are mad from [ __ ] i did 50 years ago get over it [ __ ] he's unbelievable in the movie i thought he was going to have like limited roles like in a typical italian movie like a throwback mafia movie you know there's usually way so many characters that you barely hear anything about maybe it's just a cameo or this and that he's really one of the main characters in the movie it's wild to see he had david chase on his podcast
uncle joey's choice listen to that yeah that guy you know when they first started doing the sopranos it was a comedy was it yeah the first episode's a comedy if you watched the first episode of the sopranos it's slapsticky the whole series i just re-watched it because my girlfriend had never seen it and i wanted her to see it before we watched uh saints so we watched all six and a half seasons of uh in like three weeks how do you have that much time uh well i just kind of like we just had it on the whole time and so i was just like oh yeah this episode this episode this episode but my girlfriend just 24 hours a day was watching it i have yet to see the wire either i've only watched one episode jamie just made a noise you can't say that on channel i'll rewatch it right now is that good it's so good you can dive in yeah you don't want to spoil [ __ ] for people because the ride is so fun i only watched the first episode but it was very good but i i don't remember why i didn't continue i was just i think it was one of them times where there's just too many shows i was following at the same time i haven't watched breaking bad yet i gave up on that after a while it was very good but i gave up on it afterwards oh wow yeah oh man it really stressed me out it's a good show but the thing is it's like you have too many things there's too many shows to watch like if you want to get things done you can't just be streaming and binging shows all the time because that's although recreation is important and it's valuable you don't you don't want it to rob you of your time and if you get too addicted to too many shows and you're watching three shows simultaneously that's like extra hours of every night that you could be doing something creative that you would be you could be doing something physical you know you could be exercising you could be writing new jokes you could be you know you can't you can't just binge too many shows like you should binge a few you should watch a few but
you got to know when it's like it's kind of like drinking you got to know when it's too much you know and i think with some of these shows if you're watching like four or five shows like i remember when i was into the walking dead and then the fear of the walking dead came out at the same time like no you [ __ ] and then i started getting into both of them so then you're looking forward to two shows every week they can get you successions coming back in a couple weeks that's a big one i don't even know what that is what is it so good it's the show about the super duper rich family that owns a cable news network and uh all the kids who are all unbelievable actors are trying to be the one that gets the dad's company and he's an unbelievable actor logan or no um i can't remember his name now but uh but it's just unreal i mean it's destroying at the emmys that's macaulay culkin's little brother right there he absolutely kills it that's the guy from ferris bueller's day off top right is that bottom guy is that his name was it albert finney what is his name was that guy's name yeah he is the most interesting man to watch act i mean he is what is his name killing it oh it's uh i feel like i've seen him in [ __ ] before yeah he's in a bunch i know things but this is his this is like his sopranos cast yeah that guy's been in the gang of things but this is his like main character he's so good at this and uh this better be good tony that's good yeah it's unbelievable don't lie it's not the wire but it's good did you it's not the wire but it's good all right should i go with the wire first before i i'll be honest with you now that the wire's been out off tv for 15 years it gets a little it's a little dated because the first two seasons they're using pager still and there's pay phones involved so if you can remember what that world was like then you can put yourself back there but it's still good i can remember yeah it's still really funny but if i watch it with my kids i'd be like what the [ __ ] is going you have
to explain to them why they're running to the corner to use a yeah you have to explain pagers you have to explain phone calls that come in through uh pay phones like that was a big thing guys would wait by pay phones for a call and they can't use this man i'm expecting a call that was a that was a deal it was a thing like you would like have to get an argument with a guy like i gotta make a phone call like i'm waiting on a call like you literally could because there was no call waiting on on pay phones like this is crazy star 67 that's um no star 69 is when you call someone back star 16 star 67 blocks your number yeah start wasn't her star 71 r70 would block call waiting from ruining your phone callers and you have to type that in when you didn't want your like america online to get disconnected from a phone call too oh right the old days you've got mail people never know what it's like to watch all this emerge that's one of the interesting things like we're the first generation that had no cell phones no internet grew up without it and then during our lifetime as we were growing up it evolved and it became a part of the world cell phones first i had a cell phone when i was 21 i had a car phone wow yeah with like an antenna and wires it's connected to the car yeah i had like a little wire that was on the roof of the car and you could get phone calls and you could call people and then they would drop all the time right oh yeah for sure but it was enough so that it was interesting and that's one of the ways that i got gigs bill blumenright um would know that if somebody canceled last minute he could call me on my cell phone if i wasn't home and he'd get a hold of me i remember getting like three or four solid gigs because that from blooming right he still laughs about it to this day my grandfather had the one that was like in a suitcase yeah yeah those were big those were cool there was a big old suitcase thing
yeah people would walk around with it it had a handle yeah it'd be on the phone you look like a pimp big old [ __ ] car battery and [ __ ] with a handle on it you're making phone calls with a squiggly little cord dude when i was a kid we had rotary phones you go i love those i'm gonna get one of those oh my god if you [ __ ] up you have to start from scratch it's the dumbest thing ever if you're in a rush you cannot do that yeah like if you're trying to call the police department real quick you're like like it's almost to wait for the nine to get all the way back i remember there were guys that had a thing that you could hold up to the phone and it made a sound that allowed you to get free long distance do you remember that yeah it was a hack like a hack but yeah they had like a little thing and they would place it near the phone i think it was freaking that's it phone freaking how did it work some old school hackers i think it recorded the the sound kind of what a touch tone did yeah it made some sound that tricked the server or whatever is receiving it into thinking that you you paid for long distance because that was always the thing are you going to pee yeah trying to sneak out grab me a water okay just uh water in this i remember that and i also remember people would sell phone cards do you remember phone cards yeah remember 1-800 collect yes isn't it funny that that's one thing that competition actually fixed because people don't realize that it used to be super [ __ ] expensive to call your friend who lived like in the other part of the state yeah like if you called your friend you had a 617 number and your friend had a 508 number or a 4-1-2 number or whatever the [ __ ] it is you had a you had to like pay you'd pay a lot of money yeah that's my cell phone's probably picked up more because everyone like i'm waiting until the night or weekend to call like mom across the country and then all
of a sudden just be like we'll just do it now instead of waiting because now nights and weekends are at 7 00 p.m it's at 9 00 p.m and nights and weekends was the thing with regular phones right cell phones cell phones because it was like regular charges you would only have 200 minutes to use per month right but then you would have 10 bucks a month you could pay for nights and weekends and it would kick in at nine o'clock it would be done at 7 00 am but it'd get unlimited use is that did every [ __ ] no it was like a sailing selling point of whatever like singular wireless at the time or you know i remember back in the day and now it's like what's the worst service now yeah what's the worst it's all pretty good but it's uh i'd probably say i have both uh verizon and t-mobile on one phone and so i can go back how do you do that they got a dual sim card they have e-sims now so like the new iphone has are you working for the government no no because of those winter storm uh my t-mobile was out but then i kept on seeing verizon pop up and i'm like if only i had verizon i could make a phone call so now i'm like have both or if i'm in a city and like let me ask you this how does that work you have two phone numbers on your phone yeah two phone numbers i could switch back and forth or what i use is that i use verizon's uh phone and t-mobile's data or vice versa depending on which is better for wherever i go t-mobile has been been killing it though they've been doing better than verizon yeah i think so i mean is it a texas thing or is it nationwide i think it's nationwide the only time t-mobile sucks is like those in-betweens like if you're going in between big cities and stuff you know but for the most part verizon's everywhere so that's why verizon's better like on road trips and [ __ ] so do you have to throttle back and forth between numbers depending upon whether or not you're using t-mobile verizon how do you do the throttling back and forth well i could either manually do it like if i only want to use verizon on phone and data i can switch it so it's like verizon only but right now i'm getting two phone calls like if i'll get both phone calls so you get a phone call from
the both numbers yeah and then you don't have to do anything about it no it tells me if it's primary or secondary awesome god i'm jealous you could do it right now the only goals i mean i have two phones and that's the second one i never read it yeah i'm very jealous of that well the only bad thing is like no one else had like not many people do this and so like verizon it took it took verizon two weeks to figure out how to do it like for me really yeah but i would think that would be an amazing thing because you know i have more than one phone number and some like one particularly for business i don't want to look at that one sometimes right exactly and if i have one that it's only for like eight members of my family and friends and you know people that i'm really close to like 10 10 people have that number right that's the move and then you have that 10 10 on when you just want to disconnect or if you're like you know you have two families one on the east coast one of the west coast oh yeah yeah you gotta keep them confused with technology i saw a thing where uh this guy had a burner phone that they had cut a hole in the the sole of his shoe and stuck this little tiny burner phone in his shoe for when he got arrested it was uh ed manifesto pull up ed manifesto's in instagram they um they open this guy's shoe up with a knife and they pull the sole apart and inside the sole is a burner phone wow it's [ __ ] genius everyone has cell phones in jail in prison now there's people on tickets look at this look at this look at this they're cutting this guy's shoe open pull it out bam phone oh my god look how adorable that phone those are adorable that's a tiny ass little phone yeah you remember when that was like the pimp thing to have the littlest phone razor yeah man i had one of those have you seen the new razer it's [ __ ] sexy the new razor is very sexy the old razer's battery was good for about 13 minutes yeah that's right battery was terrible
it never lasted the whole day actually i don't know about that now i'm saying that i might be lying because i don't think it requires that much energy to just make phone calls i think the real energy is in the screen right like now i'm thinking about it i think i'm full [ __ ] yeah there's still some of those nokia phones that still have battery life they've been charged in like 20 years oh remember like a snake on them somehow like it still works really yeah yeah but those uh motorolas had a tiny ass battery the razer that was so thin when brody passed when brody passed uh you know they were throwing all his [ __ ] away and his family was like hey you want any of this and i found this old nokia phone from like like a long time ago and i'm like man i wish i had the charger and i just like oh you know i'll just turn it on ebay i turned it on and it just worked and it was it had like one bar and like or of battery and i was going through and i downloaded all the photos that he had and like these are old photos from like nokia days and stuff uh it's pretty interesting yes yeah the um the new razer is pretty dope but the thing is you got to commit to that android operating system yeah motorola's version of the the razer is way better the the flip one the better than the samsung ones the samsung one's better than the razer one like they have a new flip that's uh yeah well the samsung becomes a regular size phone if not larger and then there's there's a two there's the flip and then the fold yeah i got the fold three which is awesome i love it the flip seems silly because like is it that hard to have like a regular like i have a galaxy it fits in my pocket find yeah you know just like a iphone does it's actually a little slimmer than an iphone it's not as wide what would you use that for hang up on people like this [ __ ] you [ __ ] it's satisfying to close it on people and go kirk out yeah and just just slam it shut but the fold like gordon ryan has that fold and uh i was looking at it i was like oh man watching movies on this one no it's
it's great because it's you know like especially like on an airplane or the size of that goddamn thing yeah like when you open it up like if you just wanted a multimedia device that worked off 5g internet how do you get better than that yeah because you can actually send text messages you can make phone calls video calls you can do everything you can with a phone but it's big like a little ipad yeah if you just want something you take with you to like watch movies or listening to you know podcasts and also scrolling the internet simultaneously because you can have like with those you could have window and win like two different separate windows one side of it could be your email the other side of it could be your notes have you seen what samsung's waiting on are making next it's a uh one where you pull apart you know what i'm talking about that one scroll now that's the future they're gonna pull out a scroll that's the future right there yeah it's gonna be like a cigar and you're just going to unravel it and there's no creases because of that yeah what is this one that's it galaxy's z-fold scrolling design yeah so just pull it apart yeah so it's one size and then it pulls apart the sec okay this is it yeah that's the [ __ ] right there that's the move look at that yeah that's crazy i love it that i can do that that's pretty [ __ ] incredible where's the missing screen hiding it's on the back no no i mean like so when it's small here uh-huh it rolls up to it rolls up until yes you see the back where the yeah so that's the space that back crease which is kind of cool because they made it like a funky design when is that coming out uh it's in it should be coming soon i would probably say in the uh spring of next watch oh [ __ ] whoa that's cool that's the move see apple have that five years later yeah that's what apple does they wait until all these android phones come out with the coolest ideas but there's still a lot of [ __ ] work then what's that it'll work then when it comes out what are you saying androids don't work
apple just likes to perfect it apple this will probably have like uh in three months you find out like the screen the pencil goes into it through the middle of it and they gotta put out a new version have you talked about i know i have a feeling i already know what you think about this but have you talked about amazon's new stuff that's coming out their security robots and their their their drone planes for your house have you seen these yet oh no no no i haven't i'm aware of it but it's not good yeah the demise of privacy is inevitable and it's mapping out your house yeah video and stuff like that i i i can't wait to get the robot though well you know they've already like used uh those amazon things those boxes in your house what are those things what are they called echoes echoes yeah alexa yeah they've already used those like for murders for for murder cases they've got a hold of the recordings because it's recording 24 7. for amazon's or because i know ness works with the police department no no no no not nest because they're all owned by the same thing now amazon bot nest who bought ness okay but we're not talking about the same thing we're not talking about a security system right we're talking about those little home things we say alexa turn the lights off well alexa's listening yeah and that if you kill your wife alexa knows yeah so apparently they uh they solved a murder amazon's alexa may have witnessed alleged florida murder authority say um adam richard crespo is charged with murder in connection to the july death of his girlfriend sylvia galva yeah imagine if they called alexa to the stand what year is this sorry you can't play the eight years ago 2019 november okay yeah this is the story i think yeah i think they needed to get the audio because there was like an argument that they could one of those things where people buy one of those they do not know that that thing's recording you all the time you can turn it according to you all the time i didn't think you might be able to turn off i think you'd turn it off but they've proven with pegasus that they
can have your iphone recording you when it's off like when it's off it can record you it listens to you it tracks your whereabouts like just because you think it's off doesn't mean it's off just your screen is off right so they hijack your phone they figure out how to get it so that your phone is recording everything you say and sending your location while you think it's off you're like yeah [ __ ] the government i'm gonna turn my phone off and have this [ __ ] conversation about bitcoin what you're doing is you're you're you're talking to the nsa i like the drone in the robot idea though like say like you for like hey did i forget to turn off the oven now you could have like this thing deploy into your house go up to the oven with like cameras and like see if you you know and stuff like that yeah it's going to be convenient that's what's going to allow them to get into your life yeah robots are going to be 24 7 monitoring us yeah i don't know if i'm comfortable with that you know i'm i'm i'm i'm balls deep in it i know well you are that thing's the best you're always my canary in a coal mine when it comes to adoption of new technology yeah i'm gonna get vaccines for my robots too robber yeah brian is always ahead of the curve with this [ __ ] yeah i pre-ordered these can't wait well when you're watching you know your own home from a distance that is a benefit yeah like you can see and record everything that's happening inside your house when you're not there yeah if someone breaks in you literally get an alarm but the thing is like try calling the cops now if you're living in l.a they're going to go well what do you want what do you want us to do well they just they don't even go they don't even go they're like you're not home oh yeah we're not going to do anything about that do you hear what just passed in texas the same thing where like if uh there's like a whole list of like 10 things where they're not going to send cops anymore like that's austin yeah austin in austin yeah yeah not good no no that's good it's it's interesting um i had a gentleman on the other day who
wrote a book called uh san francico um jamie mike schellenberger that's what i said michael shellenberger and uh he was bringing up a very important statistic that seems counterintuitive but the best way he said to increase police brutality is to lower the amount of police so the best way to to decrease police brutality is have more police because when you have uh under staffed police department they're over stressed and they're more threatened and they feel like they're more endangered they're more likely to act aggressively which is not back up on the way right not forgiving them it's not forgiving them this is just a scientific observation so he's then ben shapiro said the exact same thing it's like if you want to fix terrible neighborhoods what you should do is radically increase police presence well i just read that uh october 18th or something like that is a deadline for seattle police to get vaccinated and it's looking like they're going to lose 40 percent of their force holy [ __ ] austin should hire them all holy [ __ ] that's crazy ticking time bomb that is serious crazy seattle could fire 40 percent of police force over coven 19 vaccine mandate that's ridiculous it's less than 10 days away it's almost it really is almost like we are being attacked with like some sneaky way of justifying something that completely ruins airline travel hospital staff police staff i know there's a thing going on with firemen as well i know a friend of the family who is a fireman who is dealing with an issue like that in california it's crazy the heroes supposedly right well not only that a lot of those folks have survived covet they got the natural antibodies which are again six to 13 times stronger than what you get from the vaccine and this is not disputable it's not like this is not tin foil hat conspiracy this is hard science they know that it it's very robust and then it may last much longer they don't know how long it lasts because it's only been around for a year and a half right but they do know that it lasts
and then it's more it's superior and they're pretending it doesn't exist they're pretending it's like this is madness like they're just mandating that people do this one thing one size fits all and it's the only time ever we could imagine that that's happened like they would not do that if it was chicken pox if you already got chicken pox you don't need a vaccine if you've already had whatever disease as long as your body develops natural antibodies for it it's always been understood that you don't need to get vaccinated for that now they're pretending it doesn't and i don't you know i don't want to even speculate why but it's not rational and it's one of those because i said things because this is if there's no science behind it it becomes the why do i have to do that because i said so that's what it seems like it seems like because i said so it doesn't seem rational if this is like this clear line in the sand a lot of those nurses got covered and they they risked their life in the early days of the pandemic they're working with shitty equipment shitty ppe ppe or pvp ppe right which one's ppp's the loan yeah wait yeah protection equipment shitty masks some of them didn't have any masks like our lady our nurse that works with us she told us in the beginning they told them not to wear masks he didn't want to alarm people so all these people got covered including her hanging around with all these coveted patients with no masks on and then they tell them they have to get vaccinated or they're going to lose their job like these people literally risk their lives in a rare instance i mean taking care of people that are sick is always dangerous right there's always the chance that you could catch some disease if you are in an emergency room or you're working with infected patients there's always all kinds of flu everything all kinds of diseases but this is a rare one where it's super contagious it's spreading across the whole country everyone's paranoid about it and you're telling these nurses they don't even have to wear masks and don't wear masks it'll freak people out that
was the early days so they got through all of that and then after they developed natural immunity because they got infected they have antibodies you could show with a blood test they're still telling them they have to take a shot no matter what you want your job because i said so i went down a rabbit hole of uh it's called like people posting their l's or whatever you know how they've been saying that lately like that's a thing posting your eld means that like you're you accidentally uh put out on the internet something that contradicts something that you're into and i went and i there was a bunch the main theme of this one page of them that i found was people posting in like mid 2020 like i'll never take a vaccine uh administered by the that was built during the trump administration this president's crazy right and then like all the tweets that are their l's are like six to eight months later which is basically like anybody who isn't vaccinated is against human nature and i hope they die yeah yeah one was uh one somebody posted free health care is a right it should be for everyone and then eight months later anybody who's not vaccinated doesn't deserve to be able to visit a hospital it's crazy yeah it's crazy it's one of those things where people become the other it's we're going back to what we talked about earlier about we have these deeply ingrained tribal instincts and once we get on a tribe when they're saying that like the vaccinated shouldn't have access to health care what they're doing is they're signaling to their tribe who the people that also took the vex the good people they're signaling to their tribe that they they feel this way and we're gonna fight off those outsiders we're gonna like deny them health care [ __ ] them cast them out of society it's a natural instinct it's a terrible terrible instinct and it's literally how people have survived when they lived in tribes and they had to treat these people that were in these other tribes as a danger to their livelihood and to their family and to their their safety that's how we thought about other people so we have this ingrained
tribal instinct and people are applying it to vaccines so they're putting their face in farm their faith in pharmaceutical companies if you want to talk about the the most criticized and most disparaged aspect of our society when it comes to like the dangers uh that it poses to people's health a big one was pharmaceutical companies because they're the ones who are responsible for the opiate crisis yeah they're they're the ones who are responsible for these drugs that have horrific side effects and they hide the data forever we've been suspicious of those people forever people have pointed to them as being one of the real problems with capitalism that mixed with medicine when you mix the the the desire to earn unstoppable and constantly ever growing amounts of money every year like a universal growth corporation with medicine this is what you get you get cut corners or fudging data or letting things slide through and now all of a sudden people are like oh they're the best yeah they're the best so weird they're looking out for us the two biggest payouts ever right yeah pfizer and johnson johnson johnson john's put cancerous stuff in uh baby powder i don't think that's true i think baby powder inadvertently caused cancer i don't know what that i don't think there was stuff in the baby powder i just think it was the baby powder itself i might be wrong was it it wasn't contaminated but it was talc right then they find out how causes cancer that's what baby powder is baby powder is talcum powder i don't know there'll be a lot of coke that's what it was cancer oh they knew for decades that asbestos oh my god what okay so it's not just the baby powder they paid out 2 billion bucks thousands of lawsuits alleging that its tout caused cancer johnson johnson insists on the safety and purity of its iconic product but internal documents examined by reuters show the company company's powder was sometimes tainted okay so it was tainted with carcinogenic asbestos and the johnson johnson kept that information from regulators and the public oh my god it's a horrible article look
how it starts darlene coker knew she was dying she just wanted to know why she knew she had cancer how do you say that method mesothelioma mesothelioma arose in the delicate membrane surrounding her lungs and other organs she knew it was rare as it was deadly a signature of exposure to asbestos and she knew it afflicted mostly men who inhaled asbestos dust and mines and industries such as shipbuilding that used the carcinogen before its risks were understood wow wow is it safe now i don't know dude what do you use now i just bought a bunch of it yeah like i did i use it for pool yeah i use it to keep when i'm when i'm playing pool you put in your in between your fingers and you slide the shaft through it easier [ __ ] i wonder if goldbaum has the same stuff i wonder how much you have to use before you get cancer right right it's like they say that uh tammy faye baker got brain cancer from diet coke yeah i've heard that before yeah but i don't know where i heard it it might be [ __ ] it might be repeating it to millions of people because there was a thing that had to do with uh donald rums how do you say this rumsfeld rumsfeld donald rumsfeld that that creepy dude used to work for the bush administration that guy was a part of the the pushing of aspartame through even though there was some speculation that it could cause cancer but then i've read that from nutritionists like the amount of aspartame you would have to eat the amount of diet coke you'd have to drink to actually get cancer is pretty substantial but then again that's like in comparison to rats like they gave rats a lot maybe it's maybe people are more sensitive don't drink diet coke drink xevia coke syrup article about liquid diet coke don't even get started on a diet coke which she consumes in such volume that she now considers it a regenerative substance they say the body is made up this is in quotes they say the body is made up of a certain amount of water well mine is
made out of diet coke i am probably pickled in it and will live forever huh wow that didn't age well but it's like um every now and then a diet coke is goddamn delicious i'd like one right now one cigar diet coke with this coke sounds good right now diet coke is delicious i like it i like it better than regular coke when i drink regular coke i feel like i'm a naughty boy i could crack open a regular coke i can't believe it do you like coke zero it's okay they like it too they changed the formula last month and it doesn't bother me like uh i don't like it better or worse in diet coke but there's a thing that regular coke does to your body you feel you feel that sugar rush shouldn't have done that i love it that's all tony drinks i love it seeing tony's family they all came to watch the fight we watched the fury wilder fight and tony's dad and his family came they're all sitting there smoking they're all like [ __ ] old school ohio my father and his girlfriend at two separate times within the first minute didn't notice that the other one said it but i was but i had a cigarette and they both go separately they go oh we can smoke in here i can smell it and they just they already had the pack out they had their pack in there we can smoke they're like we can smoke we can smoke indoors yeah they were so excited to be able to smoke indoors because we were in this like big drink green room and we had the fight on a big ass tv they set it up did you see the fight no no oh my god dude it's one of the greatest heavyweight fights of all time one of the greatest boxing matches of all time have you seen it yet jamie we can't hear you yes yes i watched it live yeah yeah did you [ __ ] your pants uh no i was tired long day so i was just sort of watching it did you scream out at all no you don't scream out of things still do you i i will on occasion but i like have to be real riled up buckeye stuff right uh it depends really i'll be honest i'm trying to think the last time i did actually something happened i screamed on occasion when kanye and kim got divorced when kim showed up with that crazy mask on no dude that fight had us screaming we were scared
we had an awesome watching party yeah because so it was uh it was phil it was uh lara bytes and it was uh tony and i jimmy batulo and yeah and joe marsco all these friends of tony's and tony's family and it was [ __ ] amazing it was a it was a you know there's something about watching fights with a bunch of people it's very festive you know when everyone's screaming and cheering on it's like it's more exciting it's like you got a small crowd it's almost like you're watching it live when you are watching it live but you're almost like watching it in a small crowd yeah and it was cool because like we'd go to a lot of cities on a lot of different nights there's never a boxing match like that like we don't ever really do a viewing party like that but it was so fitting that we were to me that we were an hour away from youngstown which is like a real boxing city yeah you know boom boom and kelly pavlick and all those greats that came out of there well it's just be able to watch that fight live yeah and catch it live because it was so good it was so crazy it was so action filled i mean it was [ __ ] amazing from tyson fury knocking wilder down early to wilder looking like he was done with his right hand boom he had tyson fury on coheir street look at how that punch look at how that that's what they call it because you don't know what's going on it's odd it's a word for odd it's an old it's an old saying it's nothing to do with gay folks look at this boom look at this punch look at the fat watch his fat ripple oh wow look at that ripple crazy all the way all the way down bro that's how hard deonte wilder punches let me see that again because that is there's maybe one or two other humans that have ever lived that could punch as hard as this guy he's without a doubt one of the hardest punches of all time so he smashes tyson fiore while he's getting his ass kicked smashes him with his right hand the fourth round look at that fat rolled down crazy look at that fat look at it roll down i mean that's the shock waves that rippled through his head most human beings right there are going out most human beings and then he hits him again and clubs him
to the ground there he hit him behind the ear he he's a murderous puncher but the the level of skill was so evident the difference is tyson fury is a masterful boxer he's masterful the [ __ ] that he did was amazing and his strategy was amazing just stay glued to deontay wear on them hang on them make them work and just just just drag them deeper and deeper and deeper into these [ __ ] horrible waters filled with crocodiles that's what he did and almost got knocked out doing it that's how dangerous wilder is wilder is like the opposite of usyk like usyk is like this insane boxer who's like this insane footwork in motion and wilder kind of looks awkward at times but if he hits you once you're [ __ ] even if you're the one of the greatest boxers of all time like tyson fury one of the great he's without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight boxers ever six foot dine 277 pounds and lightning fast for a guy that big he moves so well he moves his jab's incredible i mean isn't it crazy destiny what are the odds that that guy who could be paul jenkins or mike smith just as easily his name is tyson fury a heavyweight god is named tyson fury what are the odds of that it's amazing like mike tyson one of the goats fury six nine yeah crazy greatest name of all time yeah that's like that's like a great comedian literally his parents named him like funny pants smith or something joe king yeah hey we know a joke well his whole family was into fighting like he was learning how to box with time he was a small small boy like he's always known how to box deontay wilder didn't even take up boxing until he was 19. and deante wilder won a bronze medal in the olympic games a year and a half after boxing wow he's a special talent just just insane power but the difference in the level of understanding of where to be and where not to be how to move how to how to
faint and how to draw reactions and set traps the differences out of this world but deonte hit so hard it almost didn't matter it almost didn't matter the tyson fury was so much more skillful and so much slicker with so much more experience tyson fury hit so [ __ ] hard that it almost didn't matter my dad's girlfriend had her head in her hands after that round where fieri got knocked down twice it was crazy because she just like was she felt bad for this guy that was getting beat up on and i touched her shoulder and i go that guy's gonna come back and win this fight and she goes really you might have been wrong i could have easily been wrong but yeah you're talking [ __ ] now i know what the hell's going on he didn't know jack [ __ ] no one knew jack [ __ ] in that fight when he got dropped we all thought it was over i was like oh my god he's [ __ ] because he got hit hard you could tell like when he got up he was not really there and then he got clubbed in the back of the head and fell down again or about behind the ear and fell down again i was like oh my god but then he came back he did come back the craziest comeback ever was him in the 12th round of the first fight that was the craziest that's nuts that didn't even make sense but there was some controversy about this fight and one of the controversies was the extremely long counts when tyson fury went down cormier believes purely benefited from crazy slow count that's right after being knocked down by wilder daniel cormier believes the referee made a bad call in the fourth round versus uh fury versus wilder three well he's correct this is what happened the count is supposed to the referee is supposed to go one two when the guy goes down but if for any reason he has to interrupt the count because like they're like another the fighter the the other the opponent needs to be told to go to the neutral corner you're supposed to pick up the count where the ringside counter has it so there's a guy who's counting ringside and he'll keep the count going so if you're at one two and then you're like go to a neutral corner that guy is supposed to be like three
four five yes i should but he didn't oh he went back to it three four but the guy had already been down for a couple seconds without a doubt it was a long count that's [ __ ] that's the problem with boxing though that's what people have a problem with that's like considered kind of like [ __ ] it's one of two things it's either a mistake and the guy made an error or maybe there's a i don't think i don't think those there's a different law in new in vegas i don't think the law i don't think there's a rule that allows them to do that i think it's an error or corruption right most likely an error most likely the guy's panicking he's in this huge fight i i don't know how many big high-profile fights i'm not that uh well schooled on uh boxing referees i know a few of them i used to know more of them back in the day but i know a few of them i didn't i haven't i don't know if i've seen that guy work before so i don't know if he's panicking but boxing's got a lot of there should be somebody overseeing him though that goes hey you can't do that exactly there should be a thing that's like loud as a guy goes down here's my take on it it shouldn't be up to the referee to count it shouldn't be he can go one two three or you can go one two it shouldn't be that this should be a count right it should be ten seconds and there should be like a lcd screen yeah and when a guy goes down it starts at 10 and when he you know when it gets to or starts at one or zero whatever i feel like japanese or chinese they do that right something like that i feel like i've seen that before in what in boxing i think i feel like it's a different thing it's like a loud over the one but it's like chinese words or whatever well i know they've done that on some boxing telecasts where you hear the ringside count i know that for a fact and i know guys have picked it up at certain picked it up at five six but in this case there was without a doubt like a gap where he was directing some stuff inside the ring and then he came back and picked up the count so it was definitely long the question is could fury have gotten
up maybe but could he have gotten up two seconds earlier three seconds earlier whatever the extra count was and could wilder have jumped on him and heard it again yeah that's possible too you don't know when a guy gets that hurt if you give him any extra time it's a bonus any three seconds four seconds that makes a big difference that's between the world spinning and also the world's not spinning anymore well i noticed that ref kept doing that put your gloves up now walk towards me with your gloves up and then he would wipe the gloves like he did it each free at least he kept it sort of consistent but that's standard yeah that's standard because you got to find out if a guy if a guy goes down and then you go put your gloves and walk towards me and he walks towards you and he's like start stumbling stop the fight right because you don't know it's just it's just guesswork and it's all subjective right one referee will stop a fight when a guy is getting [ __ ] up and another referee will let it go there's a lot of referees who had to stop this fight earlier there's quite a few referees where when tyson fury was battering deontay wilder they would stop the fight you know and this was uh wilder's argument about the first fight or the second fight when he did get stopped he felt like he could have kept going judging by this fight he probably is correct he probably could have kept going but he might have gotten knocked out there but he could have kept going like in this fight it looked like in that one round i think it was the second where tyson fury dropped deontay wilder and he barely survived and he made it to the to the end bell what if that was the beginning of the round you know what if what if you know who knows it's it's you never know so could he have gone on from the second fight when they stopped the fight probably you know maybe it was like for his health that his uh corner threw the towel and stopped the fight maybe they know him and they know how tough he is that's what you see in this fight you see how [ __ ] tough he is how much pain and how much punishment he endured and still was dangerous still hurt fury
and still hurt him again after that right he hurt him one other time later didn't drop him but hurt him so he hurt him on a few occasions but when he went out man he went out bad he went out but that's a bad knockout yeah that was a bad and tyson fury said it best he goes that's the kind of knockout that can end a career yeah i mean it might not but that was a bad knockout show the knockout he wings a left hook misses it and steps in with a right hand that just spins his head around it was crazy yeah hitting the mat like woke him up he was out on his way down yeah and when we were watching him we were like this is the greatest fight i've ever seen in my life yeah so fun the thing is it's like does he comes back from that like he's 35 i think his trainer said he doesn't want him to even think about it he just wants him to do nothing but rest don't even think about boxing just take a rest you earned it like let's just don't don't get all anxious and ramp up for the rematch because that's what he did for this this fight apparently when he got beaten in the second fight and he felt like there was all sorts of controversy attached to it and he got real ugly with the accusations like he accused all but accused his trainer of being involved in it it was his trainer who was mark breeland let's watch this again look at this watch the end the left here's the right boom i mean bro ow that is crazy that is a crazy knockout and in a fight look at it one more time see it again he hits him with the right hand he knows he's got him hurt lets him go left hand here's the left misses with the well boom he clipped him with the left too but the right was perfect [ __ ] what a fight and when it was over we were like holy [ __ ] what a rollercoaster ride yeah well one of the most exciting boxing matches of all time for sure hell yeah crazy that a guy's six nine going up against a guy six six like six seven true heavyweight yeah crazy true heavyweight fight the other thing was deante wilder was 238 for that fight
which is the heaviest of his career he was 209 for their first fight yeah and it's like you know is that good is it good to put all that extra weight on like maybe maybe it helped him fight him off maybe it hindered his movement if you could teach deontay wilder footwork like real foot how to bounce and move and slide and slide out and not be awkward at all to be slick god with that punch it's almost like the punches it's almost like it hinders a fighter in a certain way to have that kind of power because you know all you have to do is hit a guy so all you're thinking about doing is hitting him and it worked 49 41 times like he's knocked out 41 guys or 40. i think he's like 41 yeah he had one decision out of his 41 victories which is crazy that's the craziest record in the history of the sport there's not a single guy that's knocked out as many guys as deontay wilder has if you could teach that guy how to move like tyson fury does if you could teach that guy how to pretend he doesn't have any power like just really develop real boxing skills just move and just almost pretend you can't break an egg just be in the right position always and just touch people just touch because he hits so [ __ ] hard man but people that have that kind of power for whatever reason they always not always but a lot of times they rely on it because it's so extraordinary they just know that all they have to do is land that one shot the guys who are like the masterful boxers they never have that like the julio cesar chavez's of the world he's one of the most masterful boxers ever but he never was like a one punch guy he would break guys down he would very rarely stop someone with one punch in the first round most of the fights it was just him just beating the [ __ ] out of people like super technically and he would just move in and throw shots and every shot was coming your way was accurate and eventually he'd break fighters down and smash them but if you can get a guy like deante
wilder to pretend he doesn't have power and to learn how to box like a julio cesar chavez he's like one of the greatest fighters of all time hell yeah hell yeah yeah you and uh you see that conspiracy uh that's going on right now with the uh brian guy that murdered his supposedly murdered his girlfriend the flower bed was the conspiracy uh somebody said this guy took this drone over their house and out of nowhere they just got all these new flower beds in their backyard the parents of brian and there's this one video where he she's reaching down and it looks like from the corner of the flowerbeds a hand picks and grabs something like she gives them and it's at first i was like no way but look at this internet slush claim brian laundry is hiding under flowerbed yeah and if you zoom in the hand look she like hands something somebody grabs something out of the corner it looks like where are you seeing this uh so see where her hand is right now bottom left there's like a shadow oh aerial drone footage she could have been grabbing a weed or something no but it looks like she's putting something into it raising suspicions of some who are zooming in on the patch of dirt is there better footage than this yeah there's they didn't they kind of like skipped over oh here we go this is it i don't play this okay look at look at this like see it looks like there's like a little hand that grabs something she's like like a note or something and then she look they look up and see the drone let me see this hold on a second what is that yeah let me see that again can you back that up a little bit or not is it a tick-tock thing i can't control it what the [ __ ] is that but here's the thing the the video is so shitty right that you're getting all these artifacts like all this stuff is moving in the background anyway it could just be a video artifact there's some people that kind of cleaned it up and it looks like i see right there what is that man right there she's like giving like a note or something like and then the weird thing about it is
right after it happens they look up and see the drone and they immediately stop doing what they're doing and walk inside well everybody would walk inside if your kid is a murderer what would they be thrown over your house living underground or right like an underground bunker that they might have had bro it's a stephen king book it's in florida they don't really have a lot i mean they could have made one but right basements aren't a big thing there right because of the ground in the ocean or whatever jamie party pooper i'm just saying that's a fun time it's a fun conspiracy though it's just laying on the ground you see that someone's uh deer camera caught him yeah in the woods with a backpack on when really yeah someone has a uh a trail cam you know like spotting deer wandering through yard and [ __ ] and took a photo of the guy so they they so he's alive when was that well it looks like him it looks like i'm see the thing about these trail camps is they're not like high definition especially at night you know they don't look some of them don't look that good some of them are pretty good but there's also the appalachian trail like someone who's on that trail said they saw him for sure yeah and plus he that he has just like that basic look that so many people have like a shaved head and like right a beard or whatever says it's not him oh it was not him hiker caught on deer cam was not brian laundry the man seen hiking on a rural chair in florida panhandle was not after all okay so they found the dude who it is i'm really rooting for dog the bounty hunter on this one it would be wild dude it took a while yes i was breaking a break yeah he said he sprained his ankles so he's got a he's gotta smoke a cigarette walk it off [ __ ] yeah that's pretty funny bro his show would boom in the ratings if he found that guy oh yeah my goodness just something about his hair it's like i want him to win yeah just so you're committing to this look after all these years 100 percent suntan i mean weather beat how's he alive right baseball glove with a mullet look at him dog tired look at him his fa his i need to get him in here
yeah i have to get oh yeah right well he's alive oh hell yeah dude look at him thanks for having me look at that i got to get that guy in here look he's like tex cobb in that movie um cohen brothers movie nicholas cage raising arizona oh yeah he's text cop and raising arizona look at him look at his forehead he's so tan like you talk about a guy who doesn't give a [ __ ] about skin cancer right look at him look how old he is blonde hair i don't know what color his hair is for real probably not blonde it's like burt chrysler after a night of drinking that's burke chrysler in six months every morning every morning yeah yeah if he doesn't get off tour soon that's burke chrysler i mean how's that guy not how's he not like melanoma flooded yeah look at him and perfect teeth those aren't real yeah i know yeah that was on his gums either oh this slide i don't know i'm guessing [Laughter] they might be real teeth it might be like conor mcgregor connor got his teeth done really they're beautiful yeah well you know you figure your fighter you get a lot of them knock loose so you probably got some fake ones he's got beautiful teeth ever thought about doing that one day just showing up with a yeah no perfect smile i've thought about it but i don't like how it looks it looks too fake like every tooth is perfect you all of a sudden have neon white shining teeth that would be one of the greatest things they would be so blatant you know what you're thinking about doing just to try to be a little more interesting than i really am like one of my canines gold no yeah why come on buddy yeah like a pirate or something i'm into [ __ ] like that get a grill you should get another girl just one gold tooth one goal like tyson did in his prime right mike tyson in his prime had one gold tooth remember those days yeah nobody has gold teeth anymore do you still have mercury fillings like my whole mouth is mercury are you going to die one gold tooth you
know people definitely have gold teeth these days yeah but like remember how tyson had that one gold tooth in the front that's very rare that a person has like one gold tooth that was a thing back in the day people would have like they'd get a tooth rip fixed and they would just get one a gold tooth like miley cyrus does it or something like that yeah but they would like put a cap over it like these these folks were getting like an actual gold you know like a gold cap like you would take like an enamel one to get a fake new two like i have one that i had to get a root canal and they put a crown on it these folks would get like a gold one do you remember that sorta that was the thing i just thought that they would put it over their existing tooth well she that looks like they did surgery on her tooth and glued that [ __ ] in there i've never liked it because i always make it that guy in the front gold tooth 2015 bam that's what i'm talking about some dudes would get a full gold tooth that's not real yeah yes it is no that's real there it is that guy's got one that one's real that's what i'm talking about i'm getting one of those yeah why i think subconsciously it will make you look like you have bad teeth yeah that's what i'm going for going for that gritty look yeah see gold teeth were a thing man look at that come on that looks dope that dude's got his canines gold just get the full grill rainbow diamond let me enjoy my stupid idea why are you trying to correct me as if logical dinner is in there sometimes you get a nose ring just try with nose rings let me see uh can you show me what mike tyson's gold tooth looked like because mike's was like a little off like you tell he had it made when he didn't have any money yeah see go to mike tyson's gold tooth damn look at that thing hey well that's is that real but he's fixed it now now he has like regular teeth but back in the day oh there was two gold teeth i don't remember this oh yeah i didn't yeah i didn't know there was two i always thought there was just one yeah but that's him when he was young tony's going to get this i could see tony liking this it was part of like the appeal of tyson like his look he's a
ferocious look and gold teeth on top of that but like look at the one like in the middle up no above it right there that one i think that's legit because that's before his face tattoo that's what it looked like see so it was like he had a gold tooth and it didn't fit right you know there was like a gap but that was part of the look people used to get gold teeth back then i think madonna had a gold tooth at one point time tony you and me gold teeth okay let's do it i'll get to the right side you get the left oh okay perfect i just want one one gold k-9 and i'm going back i'm getting two earrings now get an earring in each ear big one hoops like a pirate if you put the two teeth together they look like a butterfly so every time you guys kiss tony you don't have any tattoos huh mm-hmm you think about getting one yeah i've come close a couple times yeah donna had a full grill at one point oh i don't think that's a good choice that looks like she looks like that's what i'm talking about okay that's a mistake that's a mistake but one miley's got a gold tooth go up to miley oh the bottom but if you go to the other picture on the left hand side up above that up above is that the bottom two the same thing uh so it's like a bottom brace or something like that yeah yeah i think beyonce got a couple that's a grill i'm talking about a real one i wake up in the morning i brush my gold tooth much little thing and i'm thinking of you yeah with an american eagle on your back yeah a giant one a huge one maybe on my chest maybe it says kill tony no i'm gonna scroll maybe the eagle hence is holding a scroll and in that scroll or maybe the eagle has one of those i'm saying something bubbles above its head and it just says kill tony that's instead of terrible that's [Laughter] yeah that's you that's your back but the scroll just says kill tony
in the eagle's claws instead of a salmon yes like that it just says kill tony wow are you going to get any more tattoos yeah are you going to go back to uh my hair i'm going to get like a wolf like jason ellis oh a wolf why not i'm getting old i'm i'm accepting the fact that i'm dying soon i'm trying to come up with new ideas [Laughter] maybe lightening bolts for hair absolutely yeah like travis parker he's got a dope head of hair yeah a head of tattoo that's what i'm gonna do no yeah yeah yeah what should i have blessed bless blessed ready i am blessed maybe i'll put that over my hair transplant scar yes i would say blessed i just get flowers all over the top my head you know make me look like uh more friendly maybe right you should do one of those creepy ones where it looks like you can see in your skull and see your brain you know where it's like 3d looking or something dude i saw one that's wild it's a guy who has a concave chest it looks like he had sort of an accident his chest is caved in so he had that optical illusion with the circles the the like the concentric circles getting smaller and smaller so it looks like there's like a black hole in the center of his chest have you seen this new style of tattoo where it looks like a patch like that patch has been sewn onto your skin somebody posted it the other day the rock or somebody tattoo artists today are on such an insane level they do photo realistic images they do optical illusions there's even a kind of ink that i think glows in the dark yeah yeah yeah like luminous it's like a loom ink or something like that like like you have loom on your watch so if you're like late at night when you're taking a piss you can look at your watch and that you see where the hands are i think they have that with some tattoos they might be making this up duvall is the one that posted that lil duval did yeah i love him he's so [ __ ] funny but he's worried about his instagram getting attacked so he went private he's got a backup page yeah wow little duval why would it have gotten attacked well the same way like freddie gibbs's
gets attacked they post too much wild [ __ ] yeah like he's always posting wild [ __ ] and the instagram has become more and more censored like sam tripoli is constantly getting hit he he got hit with one where it was a picture of hillary clinton and you could see from the first picture that she kind of has a little camel toe and then it zooms in to the camel toe and then the next image is a guy pouring hot sauce into his eyes yeah i love that you can't so you can't do that you're getting that taken down like what is it they hide i told you they've been hiding the kill tony account because it has the word kill in it yeah in a human's name right did you know that like you you have to like type out the name of the show all the way to be able to bring up our instagram page well i chose instagram page i i don't know if it's because that i have mine in my cache or something but it works for me because i do it every yeah no it is it's when someone's new they haven't they don't follow you guys it's hard to find you know what's weird is uh just going on like a different like you know i use google all the time for everything and the search results i get are so completely different if i don't log in at all on and search google you know or if i go to bing like if you go to bing and type in the same thing or with some like yahoo like it's so amazing you get completely different stuff i use duckduckgo does they don't filter the information they just give you the information like whatever is like whatever's out there like when i was trying to find like controversial stories about different weird things that have happened anytime it's like in the news it's like a taboo subject or it's weird duck duck goes the way cause there's no curation you know your your google feed like they'll hide [ __ ] from you there's certain things they don't want people to find it's very weird because like there's someone who's deciding that this thing that i'm interested in i'm not a bad person no i'm i'm a good person i pay my taxes i'm just trying to find out information is this real is it not real i can't find it you're hiding things from me
yeah that's weird man real interesting uh i noticed yesterday that cnn covered uh talked negatively on their front page their main story about uh instagram um causing depression in teenagers for the first time and it made me think like wow i haven't seen them cover anything about this before on the contrary it seems like facebook yeah yeah here's the controversy the worry is that what they're doing is that they're trying to promote the idea that either the government or someone else should step in and censor even more and that you should give this to some sort of regulatory committee so if someone is a air quotes whistleblower and there's a lot of people are skeptical about this because all of a sudden she starts her account in october she's immediately verified and then she's immediately speaking in front of congress right so it's like okay and what is she saying she's saying that they're allowing information to get on the internet that harms people and one thing she's talking about like if you're an anorexic they will send anorexia content your way but that's if you're a [ __ ] hot rod enthusiast they'll send hot rods your way you know it's the algorithm for sure exacerbates arguments and it cause like for sure it whatever people are interested in arguing about it'll find that for you and send it your way that's for sure because that's how they get you interested the way they can keep you paying attention to their platform is to give you something that pisses you off and you engage in it whether it's abortion rights or gun control or what are these hot topics that people get immigration people get excited they want to talk about that all the time but that's what you're interested in that's the problem the problem is really that it finds what you're actually interested in and people are interested in arguing they [ __ ] like it so no matter what it is if it's so if it's you're interested in you know anorexia it's going to find anorexic stuff for you and they say that harms people
and there's an argument that algorithms are not wise there's an argument that you should be searching your [ __ ] based on what your actual interest is in at that moment and not being suggest not having a bunch of stuff suggesting should suggest to you based on your interests like if you're interested in golf i know you play golf you could find golf stuff it's not hard so if you just google golf and then go looking for it specifically maybe that would be better because if you're talking about things that piss people off whether it's abortion or what i mean how much of our discourse is getting flavored by the fact that these algorithms are leading people to be more uh aggressive and more uh annoyed at each other and more you know separate more there's a real argument about it because these folks that run like that that did that documentary the social network or the social dilemma they don't paint a very rosy picture did you watch that have you seen it yeah what did you think about it i think it's crazy man you know i mean maybe they have an agenda now but at the same time it's just all i don't know it's like it's just the craziest time it's the craziest time and it seems like all these factors are all coming together to work against us all these things are i mean i'm not saying that this is a grand plan i don't think it is i think it's there's a lot of human nature involved there's a lot of coinciding processes that are independent but are happening simultaneously and you could look at it like it's one gigantic conspiracy to ruin the world but if you look at all these cops in seattle that are about to resign that is maybe the worst thing that can happen to seattle yeah seattle is so [ __ ] already with the way they deal with like antifa and you know protest that's the place where they allowed them to take over a whole chunk of downtown and convert it into their own autonomous zone remember that wasn't that portland no that was seattle okay and it was also
the lady who was running it who was running seattle said maybe it's going to be our summer of love remember that so they they took over where these buildings were businesses are they abandoned a precinct like this is crazy [ __ ] and that's in seattle so those people are now gonna have 40 percent less police that's nuts that's not if you wanted seattle to [ __ ] explode this is the best way it could this could be disastrous like that [ __ ] that we saw with the autonomous zone that might just be the beginning of what happens in seattle if these cops actually walk off the job portland had the mayor who was like trying to hang out with antifa and walk with them and then they try to burn his apartment building down like [ __ ] you resign like they they want to go all out you can't just say let's talk let's negotiate no they want him to resign get out of there they want no law enforcement defund the police they want chaos if they defund the police like all throughout the pacific northwest that might be like a whole different part like that might turn into like some crazy third world country this is we're experiencing some wild [ __ ] in real time yeah it's pretty crazy i mean i think they'll learn real quick but then there's this other thing about the federal government looking into any transactions that are more than 600 dollars oh yeah what is that yeah well they always kind of had that ten thousand was it ten thousand yes ten thousand no if you go to the bank with ten thousand dollars okay they have to go where the [ __ ] you get this but if you go to the bank with nine thousand dollars they go oh you made a lot of money yeah it kind of sucks because like i give my girlfriend you know money all the time and i'm just like oh yeah here here's some money now i'm like here's 599 dollars in like two days i'll give you another one what is the story with that what is the story with the 600 bucks is that real yeah it started october 15th i think so if you buy something for 700 on amazon they have to look into you no i
think it's when you give money to somebody when you like using like venmo apps or any of those kind of things oh and it uses the cumulative six hundred dollars that's what i don't know because i'm [ __ ] if it's a cumulative because that's how i pay people for like secret show and like comedy shows i'm like you know what's your venmo you know what's your vitamin that's that seems reasonable though right like they're independent contractors that's on them right once you do that once you give them the money that's on them but like uh if the government is like looking into 600 bucks like hey that seems a little odd yeah it's a lot yeah that's a lot of looking well especially it's like okay can we look into how you made money how do you have 100 million dollars like why don't we start looking into that looking into certain people that are members of congress in the senate that yeah you know like we were talking about the fda and pfizer there's a there's some weird shenanigans that go on with politicians where they're like 70 accurate in stock market predictions should be public knowledge that should be public well here's something that someone said that's really a really good idea all uh congressmen senators congresswomen female senators what's a senatorina what is it we're talking about comedians yeah like that stupid term that we don't really use anymore comedienne but if they all had body cameras on like cops right 24 7 access to 24 7. if you're doing business in that way well not 24 7 but you know like when you're on duty you have to have it if you're doing meetings you have to have it if you're you're in involved in any sort of bill writing anything that involves the i mean come on the kind of damage they can do they could do some serious [ __ ] if you found out that one of those giant bills you know those bills they try to pass it's like 2 000 pages
and it's like protect our children but inside is all a bunch of crazy [ __ ] they put in these bills like those bills are nuts they had one of those the other day that the republicans were looking at joe biden was trying to pass through and they were saying do you think joe biden's read that have you seen that video of that that yeah i know what you're talking about where you know what i'm talking about jamie did you see it online there's a republican politician and he holds up this bill and it's so it's so gigantic it's thousands of page it's like a good solid 12 inches thick it's biden's infrastructure bill the uh the build back better yeah yeah and so this guy is saying it is impossible that any of these people are telling you to pass this it's impossible they read it there's no way they read it and he's like talking about how many pages and how long it's like what is in here crazy but the the fact that they can do that kind of [ __ ] like that is like if you're gonna like pull some shenanigans what better than to bury it deep in a bill that no one's going to read and then everyone's going to sign off on and then when they sign off on it you realize oh now they can tap your phone oh now they can you know take 600 bucks and look at every transaction over 600 from now on now they can you know whatever find out your search engine history and that could affect your credit score which is a new thing yeah that one was charge your employer they penalized the employer for having unvaccinated employees which one in biden's infrastructure bill oh that's in there too hidden in the middle of it yeah really that's how they are planning on getting everybody vaccinated so they're going to fine employers right but what if they uh the people get tested because that was the other thing is that you have to get tested once a week you either have to be vaccinated if you have a hundred and that's something that people did leave out like you either have to get vaccinated or you get tested once a week which you can still get tested once a
week and still keep your job if there's a hundred people in your company like that sort of got missed that makes more sense it makes more sense yeah and i get that get tested what really makes sense is test everybody because we know now that vaccinated people get it vaccinated people spread it you know they they might have a better time of it some of them but some vaccinated people have caught it and been very sick and hospitalized and some have died that's real too it's funny that vaccinations are free but tests are like 100 bucks you know what i mean they're not that much but it is yeah it is weird yeah you could buy like a 10 pack of tests on amazon right now for like 50 bucks or something like that i don't know how accurate those are well they just pulled some right like a a popular brand just got recalled because they were their accuracy was [ __ ] that's the pcr test okay there's a pcr test that's going to be inactive i don't know which specific one in december they're going to stop using it because of its inaccuracy in determining whether or not someone has covet or the flu or a bunch of other things like they they went over the statistics about at 40 cycles how accurate it is and apparently it's not accurate at all when you go very high at very high cycles they think there's some extraordinary rate of false positives when they're at like 40 cycles so then they drop the cycles down to i think 35 i think below it's like between 30 and 35 and they're more accurate when you're at that level you can find out whether or not someone's sick but they didn't do anything about all those positives that they got when it was jacked up to 40. so they don't know how many of those people actually had covet but they think it's an extraordinarily high number of false positive i think it's like somewhere in the neighborhood of like high 80 percent which is crazy yeah but i'm sure a lot of those people that got tested had symptoms and that's why they got tested so they probably did have not necessarily my friend got tested because she had to go to a wedding wow and she found out she had it and then she took
three positive uh coveted tests wow and she had zero symptoms she never had any symptoms she's one of those rare people that for whatever reason never felt anything she didn't have a cough didn't have fever didn't have a headache didn't have trouble sleeping she couldn't believe she was positive she just kept testing positive but again i don't know like how much she had in her system she might have had like just a tiny tiny tiny tiny amount and it never really got sick sick but she did test positive three times on three pcr tests but those ones that they have at walmart you know there's one not walmart but you know any like drugstore the over-the-counter ones right i tested negative with one of those on thursday so when i got sick on sunday i was negative on one of those on thursday and then it was negative on the rapid antigen test that we use here in the studio on friday so i don't think it was accurate because in the rapid antigen one that i just tested on thursday i was positive so i was negative in the over the counter one and then positive and that's awesome i was like huh and the nurse was like you're probably really close to being negative so then i tested the next day now it's negative so i don't think they're as good they need a saliva one they were talking about having one of those a long time ago dana white was telling me they're real close to one that you lick it and like within like a minute they find out if you're positive yeah that'd be great that would be the thing yeah and use it for everybody man yeah since we know that that vaccinated people can still get it for their own health we should have a test for them you shouldn't just let them into everywhere it would be nice if everybody's going to get tested everybody test and then we find out what's going on and if they are vaccinated and they have it they can take it easy and maybe it'll keep them from getting sicker maybe they can get treatment right away getting the answers quickly is very important yeah a lot of these tests are like hey check keep checking in on this database after we give you this test for the next couple few days could be
tomorrow could be two days from now but if you wait two or three days people feel okay they take chances you know what i mean they'll go out to eat or they'll hang out with their friends or go to work or whatever especially go to work if they have to you can't say hey i can't come in today i might have covet but i don't know yet a lot of jobs like [ __ ] you come in yeah you know stop being a [ __ ] they don't believe you right apparently they do have the uh spit test oh they do yeah i just typed it in and there's a lot of reports which i can't get to it past the paywall but there's one from minnesota free kova test gets door dash to your home it even adds in that kids like to challenge themselves by doing a one spit i was readings that's interesting when did this come out oh it's in the last couple of days i've been seeing it how good is it yeah that's what i need to know uh arizona state administered free minnesota testing program doordash's covid spit test that's what i'm talking about door dash it bang spit positive negative you know right away door dash have stock that's a good move right that's a good move that's what they need to do you know have some like real definitive way of telling quickly or like something that attaches to your cell phone that you lick and they don't or you know or something blow into it yeah or blow into yeah like a little attachment to the body yeah they're they're gonna figure out things that are gonna be more accurate for testing because if i think what's going to happen is most likely they're going to have to do something along those lines if if we find out unless they're going to tell people unless there's going to be some new medication that comes along if the waning efficacy of these vaccines proves to be the case across the board a year from now how good are they going to be they're going to have to come up with
some sort of testing or they're going to have to get people to keep having injections the fda said no boosters they did they pulled their approval for the booster shots they did yeah when did they do that two people resigned oh yeah two top people resigned because they felt like they were being pressured to well i don't know why i don't want to put words in their mouth but they resigned over the boosters and then they pulled their acceptance of the boosters what was it like 16-2 16-2 was the the vote which is pretty overwhelming yeah but it's because of israel israel's uh booster thing is it's not it doesn't seem to be working that well like there's a lot of vaccinated people in israel that are getting coveted got him man i'm tired of talking about this no doubt right yeah that's wild hopefully it's over soon do you think so i think so i mean i don't know i'm one of these i like to be optimistic it's failed me for the last two years with this subject but you know i see these things they come they go up they come down the variants it seems to be there's a lot of really interesting stuff happening there's like seems that there's no rhyme or reason you know florida's cases are down like 89 the last three weeks with no new mandates no mask mandates no explanation for that's what's fascinating yeah in australia it goes through the roof with all the worst mandates ever exactly their case loads are through the roof yeah it's nuts it's like this the mass experiment on how to handle this yeah everybody people are doing a different way australia is doing it the worst the worst and they're treating people like they're in a police state florida is doing it the best yep florida like whether you agree or disagree like you know billy corbin was in here and he thought it was terrible but i'm like i don't think you should tell people what to do i don't think you should give the government that ability to tell people what to do and statistically speaking over time it doesn't seem to be making a difference in the total numbers numbers of people that get sick the
total numbers of death especially apparently if you uh factor in age like when they uh adjust for age you know because the floor is filled with a lot of [ __ ] old people so they talk about people dying it's like how long are they gonna you're in their 90s yeah how much time do you got left like a bad ham sandwich to take you out yeah right a pretzel and they get to live their lives you know like here in texas it's also like the quality of life i mean you're trying to be safe you're trying to not die but you're staying inside and you're wearing masks in these places with all these mandates and that's no kind of life at all well do you know how many people who get coveted actually why not being hospitalized how much it's a small percentage yeah it's between one and five percent it depends it depends on where you know it's it varies in the country depending on uh the amount of people you know where their body mass is like right whether they're overweight whether they're sedentary like what percentage of people are sedentary but the amount of people that apparently are in the hospital because uh that are vaccinated is very low in comparison to unvaccinated in this country the vaccinated or most of the most of the people that are in the hospital for covert are unvaccinated but that's a small percentage of people that get covet that's what people miss it's like the number of people that get code that want to be hospitalized is pretty small and the number of those people that make it to the hospital that are actually vaccinated is even smaller that's a small slice so it's a small number of people that are in the hospital for cove at a small percentage so even when they talk about the hospitals being overwhelmed the amount of people that actually get it and wind up being hospitalized is fairly small it's just hard because everybody's scared and no one has answers and everyone's freaking out you can't even talk about it if you bring it up on
social media you get banned yeah i mean it's wild if you pull if you post articles about things like um one of those guys that was uh that's the host of um trigonomic uh trigger what the [ __ ] is that show triggerometry i think it's called there's a um a really good show out of the uk that is a um the dude's name is uh constantine uh k-i-s-i-n i want to say his name wrong but he's uh trigger pod that's the name of the the podcast it's a really good podcast it's on youtube and he posted something that was just reposting the project veritas insider uh information videos that they're doing all these exposes have you seen all those they're trying to they're pulling them down from social media sites it's pretty wild but they they basically catfished these scientists to go on tinder dates i would assume like some hot girl who talks them into talking [ __ ] about the the vaccine and you know on camera like so they've got a hidden camera and they've got pfizer scientists saying they think they work for an evil company pfizer scientist saying that your natural immunity is better you probably have more of it than you do with the vaccine all these different things that are very controversial and there that the company runs on covid money and they say they have these undercover videos these guys saying these things and this guy got he got put in twitter jail for posting that just posting it just saying look here is this video that i found this is like proof that people who are scientists at pfizer are not happy with the way things are and they're worried about talking about it they're constantly looking over their shoulder and they get pulled off of twitter for that the kind of censorship we're experiencing today is so weird it's just crazy because like it used to be the conspiracy theorists were like the crazy ones right right what i mean and during even during this pandemic
specifically they've proven that ufos are a real thing which was like one of the craziest ones right that was a big one it was like what is the is there and like nasa and the government said that yes now we we can confirm the pentagon right and so that happened but nobody really cares because there's a global pandemic happening so it sort of goes under the radar where everybody's worried have been staying in i mean who cares about uh who cares about life on other planets because right here we're struggling right so like they it's like they waited and meanwhile the conspiracy theorists seemed to be right time and time again except for flat earth and a couple other you know whack-a-doodle things right yeah there's quite a few wacky ones that aren't real but the ones that have been proven are really big ones ufos are a big deal that's a big one there's a lot of people that still dispute that they don't think it's real they think it's some sort of a government program they're trying to cover up by saying that there's ufos which uh almost makes sense yeah you know we've we actually went over that with uh mike baker we were trying to figure it out because mike paper you know used to work for the cia we're like do you think that they would do that like wouldn't they just like i'm starting to get skeptical again i'm wondering like maybe some of these things are something that has come here from another world but maybe yeah maybe there's some insane drone that works on some new kind of propulsion system that we don't understand yet it's possible that they would be working on something like that and not tell the general public and then the way they would cover it up is by saying that these are off-world crafts because otherwise like i don't know what their motivation for saying that their off-world crafts are one of the best motivations would be to dismiss the idea that they have the kind of technology that can move the way those things do when they actually do have that
technology so the smoke screen yeah that makes sense 4d chess son yeah that means always be moving them chips around i would imagine that there's got to be some stuff that they have that'll blow your mind i gotta imagine so maybe that's one of them yeah but the other the other things about like like voting and when you find like whether or not you believe trump lost the election or won the election the idea that there's zero voter fraud is [ __ ] nuts right there's definitely voter fraud so like how much how much voter fraud how much is acceptable one of the things they found in arizona they found like thousands of duplicate ballots thousands and thousands well there's a lot of people in arizona but i mean what's going on like why are there so many how many duplicate ballots do they find in arizona so people are pretty strong electoral state too well i would imagine they're stealing both ways too i don't think it's just if it's like i don't think it's just the republicans that would do that or just the democrats i think everybody who could get away with it would do that they think their side has to win and that the the future of our nation is at stake and they start convincing themselves that it's very important that donald trump be defeated or it's very important that joe biden and the the deep state be stopped people do anything fighting's a hologram you think yeah that's what the that's what the they're saying now that biden's a hologram trump's still in office or something like that if they they would have a better hologram yeah and then i think they'd have a stuttering hologram he's not just stunned he's not just stuttering the the latest one have you seen the latest one the latest gaffe where he just talks mumbles for like 30 seconds nonsense calls a guy like the president of pittsburgh or something yeah yeah i think it's endearing joe yeah it was your grandpa if he was your grandpa you'd feel so sad if you took your family to go visit their grandpa
and he'd be like hey kids i just want you know grandpa's not going to be around much longer so you know have conversations with him because you're going to remember these for the rest of your life like try to sit down and talk to him when you when you see he's talking good talk to him talk to him tell him you love him just recognize you're going to miss your grandpa someday yeah that's what i would say if that that was like my kid it was that was my dad and i went to visit my dad and he was like that with my children i would be saying that to them i know this is going to be uncomfortable grandpa's gonna forget a lot of things but it's not gonna because he doesn't love you his grandpa's dying yeah but meanwhile he's the president yeah nuclear codes what were we asking you to look up the ballot thing no how many um duplicate ballots are in arizona the arizona that claim of the 17 000 number came from according to this article a guy named dr shiva oh that guy and then when they looked he said that there were 17 322 duplicate images presented in a data set not actually wait a minute that dr shiva guy's the guy who said he invented email hey man yeah right he's not even a doctor what do you mean he's probably one of those fake doctors like a phd yeah he's a it's a real doctor oh it's misleading so are there any duplicates or no duplicate images 17 000 duplicate image what does that mean though it's not it doesn't count as a vote right this so they're scanning ballots through a thing and then they can go back through and double check them and they did that and oh how complicated right so how do you know if someone's not running [ __ ] shenanigans with the numbers well they have a group of people to look at it yeah he was a late addition to that team of people who were auditing it so so if it's a duplicate image that means like if you were to vote it would use your social security number and then when they they found they would find it when they double checked like oh yeah this is the same person it's a duplicate thrown out
oh so someone no they're like a household exchange for instance uh happens when people in the same household inadvertently sign an envelope meant for another person in the household and vice versa when this happens the envelopes follow the same process as any other deemed questionable then they go through that process and they might have to even call it or they'll go ask the people who they voted for and look for records well if it's not shenanigans that makes sense 17 000 morons in arizona but yeah yeah for sure for sure 17 000 people that can't read when i look at mail that comes to my house my eyesight is so bad okay i have to see if it's mine my wife so i gotta go like this if i'm some [ __ ] old dude [ __ ] joe biden and i'm just filling out forms [ __ ] donald trump and i'm filling out i might easily fill up film out or husband and wife that disagree on who to vote for one you know yeah that's the guy yeah audit expert shiva uh i i uh durai didn't understand the electric procedures he made a number of false signature claims this guy's also claims he invented email i don't know if he did but it seems like he didn't i mean he looks like a pretty smart guy to me mit uh graduate professor or something like that look team trump over here look at him team magazine i mean i don't know do you think you'd ever wear a maga hat on stage i know you've been wearing that cowboy hat okay if you walked on stage with a maga hat like towards the election depends on who wins in 2024 no up up till 2024 when when trump announces if you start wearing a maga hat and you walk on stage with your cowboy outfit on and a maga hat you'd be the ultimate pro wrestling heel yeah i'm not saying it's fake i'm not saying what you're doing it's fake when you're dressing up like a cowboy right but i'm saying it's real by the way it's very rare have you seen his spurs yet as he heard about spurs but you it was his friend's idea by the way it was a bostonian do you think you would wear
do you think you would wear a maga hat no no never mean what if trump wins in 2024 do you think he'll take an instagram picture with you with a maga hat on why would i need to i have a cowboy hat on this is the danger the most dangerous of dangerous moves is the mag hat 100 hate guaranteed you get a lot of people that love you but boy the amount of hate you'd get with a mac hat yeah i know right it's dangerous who would have thought a hat that says make america great again would make people want to punch you crazy right that's i mean when they look back at this time that will be one of the most weird moments that'll make america great again has enough to make people want to assault you i mean that kid with it uh that kid won so much money from those lawsuits yeah we don't know how much money we want uh but apparently it was a sizeable amount but i don't know what that means but they uh they [ __ ] that kid they knew they said they had the full video they played a clip out of it made it look like look like that kid got in that native american guy's face and was smiling meanwhile that kid was just standing there while the guy walked right up to him and started banging the drums inches from his face but his face was kind of annoying you know both those things are true doesn't mean they're guilty of a crime that's true well the narrative they spelled out was completely incorrect all right we should wrap this up listen um you guys have the best [ __ ] comedy show on live in the best live comedy show on the internet you really do kill tony's amazing it's the best platform for young up-and-coming comedians it's definitely the cornerstone of the austin comedy scene it's so important and like i said it's so important to like let comics know like this is a thing you can you can get in on this like you can you can actually put your name in a hat you'll have an opportunity to go up and do one minute anything to say and you're on this week's episode oh the yeah this we did
this like a month ago the chrysler one it's a good one yeah we shut up guns blazing yep it's unbelievable you bert and damira yes we're very excited to be here in austin texas i can tell you're excited sound excited let's wrap this [ __ ] up bring it home uh redband on twitter and instagram tony hinchcliffe twitter instagram was there a kill tony account yep tony that's right the one that you kill tony show the one you can't find unless you specifically type it in type it all the way out type it all the way kill tony show on instagram all right that's it bye everybody [Music] [Applause] you