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videos boom and we're live uh ladies and gentlemen charlemagne the god my man andrew schultz yeah being here thanks for setting this up thank you for having me thank you my pleasure i've been a fan of yours for a while you i think you're the last great radio host and you will be the last famous radio host because i think radio is a dying thing you're the last great one you're the you're the one who made it famous from radio who the [ __ ] else yeah in this era i mean yeah i think radio is like one of those uh one of those rare lanes where it's really not a lot of people who prosper in it yeah you know i mean like you think about especially in the black radio space i mean you've got the tom joyners the doug banks the wendy williams you know so it's rare in that lane but i think i think you've got people that have established good careers but that's a great question who is the last one he's the last one you're the last person to become famous from radio that's samurai 100 i got to get back i gotta give bobby bones bobby bones well that's nice i don't know who that is shots fired shots fired i know who you are sorry bobby no there's nobody i'm sure he's great he's a nationally syndicated radio hospital but he's on the country stage he just want america he want to dance with the stars oh okay yeah i'm out joe's like i don't give a [ __ ] i don't know i only know bobby b as you talk about him really yeah yeah he's got two national new york times best-selling book season that's one of those things though it's like comedians like you know you talk about a comic that everybody loves and people like i've never heard of them like amongst comics super respected yeah bobby host on idol now okay yeah and we're on the same age so i would have to give it i would have to put him in that fine well you and bobby you're a gracious man yeah in my opinion you're the last samurai i see guys like you i just want to snatch you up and bring you over to podcasts like get the [ __ ] out of there get out of that censored boss man world no it's interesting keep going keep going on this you guys i know you guys have a podcast together the brilliant it
is you know we do you know pie track right you know yeah sure like we just cracked pod track the breakfast club he was number 20 on podcast okay so you put that online as well yeah we put it out as a podcast because i feel like with radio that's what it is like people still listen to terrestrial radio but you have to go where the people are so you have to have the podcast you have to have the youtube following like you can't wait for people just to come to radio everything i wish you could swear though so that's the problem they do that's the thing he so they they release all the interviews they do on breakfast club and those things explode yeah on youtube and yeah they have all the curses and everything about it exactly i think that's where most people globally yeah would watch and listen i mean yeah right yeah that's what separates this radio this era of radio from other arrows of radio like howard stern didn't have youtube you know i'm saying if howard sterling had youtube there wouldn't be no question he'd still be the [ __ ] guy even though he is the guy right but he'd still be like super super the guy in this era right he's in that paywall which is very strange a serious paywall that's the strangest payload yeah yeah he took the check but then you get financial independence man well he was a big check let's be realistic he was already financially independent so why did he do it oh he just the numbers they're throwing at him yeah that was a difference 300 million right well i think that was just initially yeah i think he makes like 100 million every year or something crazy so 300 was flat and then another 100. and then he had so much stars i got the difference between like your kids being straight and like your great-great-great-grandkids being scraped right yeah but serious stocking serious is me is like blockbuster stock hang on to that what about the stock meant something at some point netflix came yeah yeah yeah i remember when netflix used to have those dvds that you would get like in front of the [ __ ] market yeah the red box you have to send them back he was like who's like i'm not sending this back no i was i was so funny i was home this
weekend i was i was in most corner south carolina and like there was a black panther dvd from the library in my mom's house i'm like what the [ __ ] black panther is in the original black panthers i was like yo she was true from back in the day okay that's an original black panther i'm like who got the black panther dvd that they checked out from the library and have not bought it back yet you didn't even bring it back to the library yet no you don't have to like what are they really going to do why are you the black panther from the library because you wanted it and it was there and you were at the library i'm still trying to understand why you call it library what is it library i don't [ __ ] know i didn't graduate it's like a library yeah that's one of those words you know don't bail him out blackberry like especially people in texas they say especially yeah but everyone even like george bush when he was president would say especially yeah that's exactly yeah yeah i think a lot of it has to do with region because i still say scrape street strong okay yeah that's how pronounced it's great screech chrome i get it scrumptious yeah i say specifically oh specifically specifically instead of specifically yeah yeah but if everybody knows then it's fun that's the point if you understand how the person is saying why correct them right it's been a dick well it's it's like um dialects like my grandparents were from sicily and they were talking dialects and even people that knew italian wouldn't know what the [ __ ] they were saying yeah like just like people that knew pure italian it's some weird like pig latin type [ __ ] yeah you know i mean my mom's scottish like if you listen to real scottish people talk you don't understand what the [ __ ] they're talking about that that accent so the way they roll their words together thick and then they get them drunk it's impossible where you from joe i was born in new jersey and uh i grew up mostly in boston
but most really all over the country because you got a lot of sovereign sensibilities like before we started the podcast you were talking about all the hunting and hunting that you do i didn't get into that until 2012. wow why because i was thinking about being a vegetarian i was like i i was watching these animal rights videos pita videos and i was like i don't want to participate in this factory farming [ __ ] it just it's [ __ ] up you watch these pigs slammed into these cages together and cows and chickens i was like this is inhumane it's right so you decided to go and start killing them yourself i decided one of two things either i was gonna i was gonna try hunting and either i was gonna become a vegetarian or i was gonna become a hunter and so i became a hunter i did it i killed a deer i ate it i was like this is perfect i love this oh i'm trying to fix this makes sense i'm trying to figure out the thought process today after videos where you saw that it was inhumane for these animals to be dying no no that made you want to kill them factory farming factory farming look every animal dies they don't live forever and become angels they live in the wild when you hunt you dip your feet into the wild you go out there and you you fair chase you'll find them you track them you stay downwind you get in a good position you kill them and then you eat them right and it's a different animal like when you're eating that like if i eat an elk steak i know i killed that it's delicious yeah i know that i was there can i see a picture of this i'm still trying to imagine what it is because i understand deer and i understand moose it's a giant deer it's that those antlers are frozen there's on like an 800 pound animal how tall is it it's huge they're big like six feet oh taller yeah yeah elkin mushroom moose is crazy i said the first time i saw a moose it was like that scene in jurassic park where jeff goldblum looks out the jeep and sees the dinosaurs like you can't believe how big a moose is yeah i don't think i've seen a moose in person double an elk to double the size of an elf yeah yeah we need to go hunting man do you want to go i'm being camping and hunting where it's one or the other well you could do both
okay or you would run dude well you could camp or you could hunt rather and then stay in a nice lodge that's the move yeah but also i kind of want to do like the full outdoor yeah cause sometimes i watch those shows on like nat geo or something like that and it's they're just living off the land and they gotta like make a hunt or make a yurt you know make it out of snow yeah don't do that don't do that no but what for what if like two days like a cool you want what you want is like a real tent with a real sleeping bag yeah you stay warm and you're healthy and you're not worried about [ __ ] freezing to death or anything weird like that yeah and make sure you have water filters so you could drink out of a stream if you really want to do that yeah yeah it's beautiful i want to try it you should try hunting in new york like nobody's ever done that like hunter rats i'm serious think about all the big ass rats in new york like nobody's ever done that i'm not gonna lie you'll probably get a lot of attention for that back in the day you could go to 125th street in like spanish harlem and you could buy pigeons people were like catching pigeons and they were selling them and trying to front like they were exotic pigeons [ __ ] i swear to god you know pigeons were brought over here for food that's what squab is what the [ __ ] is guava squab is like a like a bougie restaurant item and it's actually young pigeons yeah that's what that's what squab is yeah i didn't know that all pigeons all pigeons you see in the united states are all brought in from somewhere else for food and then they release to become feral they're like the wild hogs of the bird world what are young rats called that are used for food that's a good question who uses young rats for food i don't know yeah but there's a there's a couple of that rats documentary no this is well this is just the dogs that hunt rats in new york oh yes i don't believe that [ __ ] what do you mean you don't believe it that they're really guys sending their dogs out to go get rats oh they are they for what there's so many because they're [ __ ] yeah i guess i mean they're not gonna fix it there's no way to fix it but like jack russell terriers they [ __ ] rats up
they're designed to [ __ ] rats up but there's got to be people who live up north in new york who have the same desire to hunt they just don't go down south so why not go home they hunt deer new york has a lot of deer jersey yeah george jerry's got a lot of dead i live i live in jersey and that's one of the reasons i love jeremy because i i'm from south carolina so i'm used to seeing deers and possums and just yeah different types of wildlife running through the streets that's why i like living in jersey yeah jersey is an unusual place jersey has more black bears per capita than any state in the united states i don't know if that's a fact but i believe you because i've seen them myself yeah they're everywhere you've seen bears on your property not on my property but when i used to uh stay with my aunt in the poconos the bears used to come in her backyard because there was like a scream in the backyard and they would like come in and just grab fish out of the screen they killed a kid one bear killed a kid a couple years ago from one of the colleges what what college was it the one near new brunswick what was it records you never seen a video in jersey the walking bear the bed that would walk on two feet through people's backs yeah yeah it had a bad front paw hell yeah that [ __ ] happened there it is look at it look at the video the bear walking around oh yeah see that's uh see bigfoot yeah that's you know who believes in bigfoot yeah you have a believer in the studio right now who believes in bigfoot do you really yeah absolutely okay no no 100 believes but you know why i believe in bigfoot because of [ __ ] like mooses you know what i'm saying i'm serious if you see something if you see a [ __ ] uh species like a moose and you're like my god look at that [ __ ] yeah at some point in life somebody was trying to explain that to somebody else and he's like man get the [ __ ] out of here right now when he's trying to explain it to me look at the size of that guy yeah that's insane and elegant look at those legs work they'll [ __ ] you up too there's the those are
the rare deer species that will [ __ ] stop you to death yeah they're used to dealing with wolves if they think you're a threat they just run up on you and stomp you to death why don't you believe in bigfoot well i actually did a television show where i went hunting for them you were gonna do it on finding videos no no no i did a show called joe rogan questions everything we spent a whole week in the pacific northwest talking to bigfoot hunters yeah we camped out there me and duncan trussell went and interviewed duncan scientists and interviewed all these different archaeologists all these different people that didn't believe and did believe it was a real animal at one point in time yes i don't think it exists now i think it existed it's just a primate in the [ __ ] woods yeah oh okay you don't think it exists oh i thought you believed that it exists now i did up to a certain point but i was like in this era with all of the cameras and everything else somebody would have caught one okay good yeah i was a little worried no no no yeah i don't believe in it now you know i believe it existed at some point but i don't believe it existed let me tell you something charlemagne has this amazing power to manifest [ __ ] okay so i see how it could lend itself when you believe something so much it becomes real right right i can see how it manifests itself into things like bigfoot like you believe in things i mean sasquatch is it wasn't it's not a far-fetched idea it's literally just a primate in the woods i'm just saying when you were young and you believed that you were teen wolf yeah that was like he built no no no no no no no no no no no no no no john didn't third he grade that his ears actually changed shape no they did i was sitting in the lunch table i was sitting at the lunch table for real and i was telling everybody i was gonna turn into this werewolf at lunchtime and i was saying this for like a week straight and we was all sitting at the table and i was just sitting like it's gonna happen it's happening and my ears actually went
from round to pointy for like two seconds and when all the kids at the table saw it and jumped up and ran so they [ __ ] up my concentration so if i hadn't kept that concentration going i probably would have turned full-fledged werewolf in that moment maybe levitated possibly i've done that before really oh yeah i grew up jehovah witness so i used to leave the kingdom hall and i would walk outside of the kingdom hall and i would like jump in the air and be looking down at the kingdom hall and i'd stay up there for a while and then i would come down but here's the thing he's not he's not doing bits right he really believes this [ __ ] i'm just telling you what happened in my life i don't know if you believe it you believe it if you don't you don't memory is a strange thing ah you think it's one of those like you recreate the past well memory is a strange thing like you you can believe something and know something to be true when it didn't actually happen hmm you can absolutely do that i mean there's what what you have people have memories in their head that never happened you have memories that people have positioned in your head they've proven that you can talk someone into a memory you can change someone's memory that's why it's particularly dangerous for kids when you know there's a whole case where they were talking kids into saying that their teachers molested them and all these people like lost their careers lost their lives turned out was all 100 made up but those kids believed it they believed when they were telling them that they were molested they believed it yeah that's going into it what is that called when you give that information to the police what is it called when they like interrogate you they say the interrogation's gonna be because of course you yeah they coerce you yeah yeah yeah yeah well there's a whole article i was reading the other day about why people make false confessions why like they just get talked into believing that they actually did something you're scared to death if you're a kid especially a young kid from the hood and you like 15 16 years old and police like you going to jail for 20 years if you don't tell us what we need to know you don't [ __ ] know no better not only that they put you under duress
they they put you in a room they sit you across from a position of authority and this person questions you you start you start talking you start saying things that aren't true you seem beyond scared it's great they tell you you're gonna get 20 years and get [ __ ] for 15 of them so the first five 15. they like they let you kind of settle in for the first five yeah you know the butterfly let that butt get nice and tight drive your birthday i mean like some elk you might go listen you might go in under age you know these these criminals got morals inside of you they don't rape you but not till you're 18. come on man they're not monsters when i was young i used to have a red tractor trailer it was a red plastic trailer with a farmer on top of it like one of those hard plastic trailers that farmer used to get off that trailer and [ __ ] with me and i took it in the yard one day put kerosene on it and set it on fire and in my mind i remember hearing that farm farmer scream my mom will even tell you the story i used to always talk about how this [ __ ] farmer used to come off of this tractor and [ __ ] me and she was she saw me set it on fire and i thought i was crazy until years later i met uh tiffany haddish and she said she had experiences with her teddy bears used to come to life and [ __ ] with her so i'm just saying hmm i'm just saying [ __ ] happens is all this did it happened tonight i haven't heard this story did it happen at night when did it happen uh i don't remember i can't remember i don't remember like the details of when it was at night or during the day that's one of those things they're trying to figure out with ufo abductions okay you know almost all those ufo abductions happen while people are sleeping and they think what's happened is your brain is releasing endogenous psychedelic chemicals and it's forcing you to have these hallucinations and that you really do believe you're taking aboard these ufos and gone away but if someone is watching you with a camera nothing actually happens questions people swear by it have you ever had one of those dreams where it feels as if someone's holding you down to the dead that's the hag the
hag's riding you i mean that's a tournament they really call it a sleep paralysis but growing up in soccer line they would say the hag was riding you okay why do you have to take salt is that you would either put us he'd either put a scrub broom at your door or you would take salt and sprinkle salt at your door because when the hag enters your room you got to pick up every kernel of salt so by the time he picks up every kernel of thought is [ __ ] dating a hag was like these little old women that they say would come ride people in the middle of the night i think i've seen them before but it's really looks like just a shadowy figure and it's the same feeling you get that feeling like dude your body is frozen you can't but your eyes are open yes but you feel like you're talking but nobody here that's that's it they said that's the hag right what do they say that is like what is science yeah the blood's not flowing in your body it's like when you're sitting on the toilet too long and you're [ __ ] legal your legs go yeah yeah i think it's a psychological thing i think your brain is just not sending signals to your body but you want to move and you just don't dude i gotta move but i can't yeah no that [ __ ] is frightening i had that before and i've had that before and i had uh when i woke up it was just you seen the movie signs yeah yeah so it was this creature that looked like he was from the movie signs but it was purple and black and it was standing over me and i couldn't move and so i was making noises trying to get it to go away and as the sun came up it just faded away now that i don't know if it was a dream or an actual visit from uh extraterrestrial it could be the thing about extraterrestrials you believe in them well you know i believe in them this well you believe in everything the the reality believe in toys that can harass you as a child there's there's no evidence but the numbers of humans i mean the numbers of planets rather that could support humans they're they're pretty well just what we've documented so far is pretty
interesting just what they know about the thousands of planets to discover there's hundreds that could possibly support human life and then there's hundreds of billions of galaxies so the idea that we're the only one not only that neil degrasse tyson explained this to me because this is a mind [ __ ] half that the universe is so big that not only is there another you out there that has done everything exactly as you've done to every pause like that pause every pause down to the second yeah an infinite number yeah yeah you're talking about is it called the uh infinite in infinite universes there is this exact conversation happening yes people look exactly like that because infinity implies that there can be a million infinite variations there's there's one where you get up right now and you have to take a piss right out of the room charlemagne's there you're here i'm there there's one where you get up and you're mad that we don't believe you that you saw a bigfoot or something you know that kind of [ __ ] yeah this the idea that when you think of infinity right we think about it as being really big it's not it's impossible to put in your head yeah the infinite infinite universes like the size of the universe 14 billion light years apart infinite numbers of those not only that they think that inside every galaxy is a supermassive black hole and inside that black hole may be another universe with hundreds of billions of galaxies with hundreds of billions of black holes inside each one of those hundreds of billions of galaxies hundreds of billions of black holes that it's fractal and it's impossible for you to even conceive yeah i think it's very so you're saying just based on the numbers there has to be something else now the question is you've got to be to think that we're the only life in this world you think we're the only life in the universe i'm just saying like whether or not it's reached us well yeah i don't think it's reached us and if it has reached us it's like they have to find a way to bend time right because time is the biggest issue right now i'm gonna tell you what the problem
like where we're earthlings right yeah and if you look at how diverse the earth is like there's different species of [ __ ] in the woods different races [ __ ] in the water different species of [ __ ] in the jungle different species of [ __ ] in the sky why wouldn't the earth be i mean the universe be just as diverse yeah and where it is we're assuming sure it is we're assuming we're the smartest life-form in the universe no no no i'm not at all and sure it is all i'm saying is life has an end right what is the the oldest species on the earth right now would have turtles lived like 200 or some [ __ ] like that what who lives morgan freeman is the oldest on the goddamn so so let's say it's 200 300 years right let's say that's the max now we have 300 years to travel millions of light years away to get to another galaxy to see other planets to see if they have some [ __ ] and they have the same for us so let's say there is another species that somehow found a way to take your the consciousness that they have and put it in a robot that can then last for thousands of years then they would have the opportunity to come here but we're limited by time right you will die before you get somewhere like we can go to mars we can't come back i think we're busy i think we're basing that off our intelligence there might be a species in this universe that can fly to earth the way we fly to l.a but that's what i'm saying they would have to spend time not necessarily what they could do is fold time or fold it whatever you know what i mean create that wormhole effect where you're going where instead of it's not linear it's whatever the idea is in some movie time like it was in um event horizon they talked about how they did that remember that movie yeah and there was another one too with matthew mcconaughey oh yeah yeah interstellar yeah where they get into like space time space time is really interesting right it's like the faster you go the the less you age yeah right like so if somebody's in a plane comparison to someone here on the earth right so someone's flying around the earth in a plane versus us sitting on earth they will age fractionally less
right so if you just increase their speed and decrease hours uh will not or keep ours at the same they will let's say not age at all compared to us aging like 30 years even crazier brian cox i went to see his uh cosmos exhibit wait that's the the physicist oh he's a physicist okay uh from cern from the large hadron collider yeah he has a bunch of different podcasts and shows he said that if you were born and right next to you like your mother and you both put on a watch at the moment you were born and then you checked that watch 30 years later if you have a perfect watch it was never out of time your watch would have a different time than her watch because you have gone through time differently than she has fractured i don't understand yeah fractionally because the amount of sp how fast you travel it you you you experience time in a different way the path you take in life the the different terrain you travel over the earth all those factors play in to how much time has passed let's say you live on the top of a mountain and she lives at the bottom you're actually traveling at a faster rate right because it's no different than like uh let's say there's a ball on a tether right and you're just swinging it around in a circle right the ball at the end is actually going faster than your hand in the middle swinging around right so since you're going fast you're actually aging slower and we're talking about fractions of seconds yeah but over the course of time it proves that everyone experiences time at a slightly different rate which proves einstein's theory that if you travel very fast in a spaceship and then come back you would look at your brother who was your age and now he's 100 years old and you're only 30. so i think i figured it out how we can time travel or not time travel but i think i figured out all right so we're trying to create okay and again i don't know [ __ ] but this is just me like you know pontiff this is brilliant [ __ ] right here okay so what we have to do is go faster than the speed of light in order to time travel i don't know how to do that just yet but what i think we can do is we're trying to use like rockets to propel us at a certain mile per hour to get close to the speed of light [ __ ] the
[ __ ] the rockets why don't we use light as wind and create a sail that harness light and that sail will naturally take us the same speed or as close as we possibly could get to the speed of light they did that in a movie called sunshine i'm a [ __ ] genius you see this [ __ ] right now oh you saw him so much sunshine and didn't tell anybody where the [ __ ] is that sunshine how could you see that movie i don't even know what an elk is science fiction come on come on science fiction movie i'm talking to bob lazar tonight that was the guy i was telling you i wanted to bring you to dinner i'm going to as well if you want to gum he's the guy who worked at area 51. and uh i didn't even know if we could talk about podcasts tomorrow yeah i believe i wasn't going to bring it up oh area 51 is real but this guy literally worked on what he says are alien spacecrafts spacecraft that sail on sunshine could be the next big thing bro you should work for now jamie this is public school education can get you a job at trump's space force that's it and i don't want to do any of the math i just want to throw the ideas out there and i think i got it 10 mil this is a legit space for shirt from trump's was from trump tower tim dillon bought me this yo shout out to tim i love tim this is real this is with the real [ __ ] space force this is the logo it's hard dude i know what you got from talking or something this is the real space force this is [ __ ] goofy [ __ ] you said you had a friend who works on alien spacecraft oh i don't know that's what i told you about tonight he's on the podcast tomorrow he worked at area 51. is he allowed to talk about that [ __ ] without getting killed he is because he's been talking about it for decades really yeah and they've tried to discredit him there's a it's he's very controversial a lot of people think he's full of [ __ ] but the more there's a recent documentary by jeremy corbyn the more you look at the documentary he knows too many things he knows too many things that that prove that he absolutely worked at area 51 he
got arrested for bringing people to a lookout peak to look over where the area where they would launch these spaceships and he's got video of these things flying through the air doing all these maneuvers that no conventional spacecraft could do in 1980 whatever the [ __ ] it was where he got arrested they must have some type of like like like uh nda with extraterrestrials where they don't talk about yeah i feel like the u.s government or just governments in general throughout the world have some type of ndaa the nba is will kill you i don't know that's how it probably is the same one leonardo dicaprio uses on his girlfriend dude he's got the greatest nda in the history of the game for now holy [ __ ] mean [ __ ] anymore nobody gives a [ __ ] about nba yo so we have to pay people and they don't care they'll come out and talk about it later we had uh lisa ann on on the podcast right i knew this particular porn star uh yeah called flagrant two right and lisa ann came on and uh she was talking about ndas and how stupid women are for uh obeying them and i was like what are you talking about and she's like what do they have to lose they don't have any money exactly so she's like you have a bunch of [ __ ] heels in your apartment you think that leonardo dicaprio is going to take your heels you could break any [ __ ] nda but for whatever reason they get scared you pay a woman a half a million dollars tell her to keep her mouth closed she breaks the nda in the nda says she has to pay you back exactly you can be waiting on that money forever my favorite one is bill o'reilly he had to pay a lady 32 million dollars there's no [ __ ] worth that i need to see what she looks like can we look at this woman i need to see though bill is into some wild wild [ __ ] yeah can we there's no picture of this woman i don't know i need to see 32 million dollars on blast but i would love to i would love to see what she looks like 32 million he agreed to it he agreed to do it he must have did something he didn't want nobody to be even remotely he was getting pegged bell's getting pegged 100 percent it's not even about what actually happened it's about what the person said
they did to you that can ruin your reputation especially in 2009 she's got picks she's got pics she's got videos something's going on guaranteed dna yeah she's got his [ __ ] under her thumbnail i guarantee and then a guy like bill has to keep a certain like i guess you know standard about himself right you have to look at him a certain way in order to listen to what he's saying yes in order to take his his information you know correctly i guess seriously yeah seriously yeah yeah yes so he could lose all that equity in his audience if he's out there doing wild [ __ ] he actually didn't help him he's gone anyway yeah is it over for bill well he's not on fox news anymore he's podcasting he was the number one guy and they were like not worth it yeah man yeah that's why you got it oh they gotta y'all be talking about cancer culture bill really got cancelled game over in a big way yeah and i think he does do some type of broadcasting now but nobody cares well he let out a book and the book was number one new york times bestseller yeah yeah he does history books yes you know like i don't even think he writes them i think he just puts his name on it i wonder about a guy like bill though because think about it like you started your own platform you know what i'm saying and people really care about your voice do people ever really care about building what's the thing right white people did nah but check it right so it's like sometimes you become a mouthpiece for a network or for an ideology they believe in and this is the difference this is how you find out if people really [ __ ] with you the second you leave that network it's like when people leave espn and you never hear about them again it's like oh you thought you were bigger than espn right you thought you were bigger than the sports right here they just want you to say strike ball that's it yeah so i think we learned that bill really didn't have all that cachet that we
thought we had that yeah that's why like espn is a good analogy that's why you gotta give people like skip bayless props yes you gotta give jamel hill props they can go other places and people still care about what they have to say even if it's just in tweets right i don't even know what bill o'reilly's twitter handle is i imagine something around like bill o'reilly i'm sure it is but you know i see him he's never known for like oh bill o'reilly said this on social media when the last time you heard bill o'reilly say something he might not even be he made some news yeah he might not even be on he's tough bro yeah he's podcasting from his like apartment or something like that dude he's like there's no background nothing really yeah it's bad he's not even wearing like suits he's got like a nasty shirt bro we gotta look him up we gotta see the girl he [ __ ] at him and see how they're living right now guys like that they say we'll just lay low for a couple years and then someone will scoop you up again but there's only one fox and when fox lets you go yeah if you're one of those guys those neocon guys like you don't really have any place else to go and he's too old to really understand the landscape of like how to navigate this new internet space because you got plenty of conservative voices who don't have those big platforms right the candice owens tommy lawrence ben shapiro not only look at them wow no makeup look at the undershirt he's wearing a nurse's outfit underneath that pants on for sure dude what size is that button-up shirt did that chick take his wardrobe he's got a fat gut now he's been drinking no this is not good news watch the film full no spin news nobody bill o'reilly dot com look no we need to get some new shirts you got 581 000 views on whatever video that is what is this on twitter there are no charges you are presumed innocent in this country this is not what the left wants what is this about what is he ranting about that's april 19th but maybe we can report scroll down how many people are watching that how
many people have him on uh twitter how many how many followers three million followers he has and that video had 581 thousand views can you look at him right there in that video right now go down now scroll down do you think he's doing the orange thing to reflect trump 100 he's bringing him in what look at that that's 100 the orange thing absolutely he looks like turmeric yeah but he don't look anything like he looks in real life that's like an instagram hoe one of those weird filters like look at him look at him look at him look at him come on bro if you met him at a restaurant you'd be like wait a minute you gotta update your picture son that's why you had to pay that woman 32 million dollars she's [ __ ] disappointed it keeps getting more orange go down oh that's a little bit maybe maybe people are watching it he's got 500 000 views yeah they're definitely watching it but now he's in the vacuum but it's those crazy old white people that live in kansas yeah but they don't have people hey man a win is a win yeah i'm saying if you got 580 000 people that can watch when you put up a video and you can still get paid for it i'm cool with that that's true you know what i'm saying i think we put too much emphasis on like whatever main stream there's no there's no such thing as mainstream because there's not just one stream anymore right dude that's silver that's why and shout out to brandon shaw that's why we wanted you guys to connect because i feel like you guys represent the most i think you are both the most influential people in media right and you represent you put that kind of pressure on me well i i think with that evil on me ricky bobby i think it's important i think it's important no because i think you guys represent and i think the illusion was before i went on before i went on here for the first time the illusion was that these things operated in separate spheres right that there are these different vacuums like the charlemagne world right and then the rogan world and then i went on i found all these people that knew me from our podcast
that also listened to yours right so it turned out in that moment i was like oh [ __ ] it's not as fractured as people think no because everybody's aware yeah people always been hitting me for years like yo you got to go on joe rogan you got to go with joe rogan you got to go on joe rogan so it's just clearly that the world's collide it's all it's interconnected especially this internet wave that we're on right now the internet where people are craving this type of information they're craving the type of interviews you guys are doing and talking to the people you guys are talking to right and i don't know for me this is really cool just to see well they like people like the fact that everybody could do everybody's show it's not like like jimmy kimmel never does like the seth meyer show you what i'm saying but you know what i mean it's like yeah everything is not that world is very disconnected yeah whereas this world the internet world is like like for the comics and podcasts like there's no competition everybody helps everybody everybody supports them no you help everybody i mean that's one thing i've always noticed about your platform like you've always bought on up-and-coming comedians who just needed that extra push for people to know who the [ __ ] they are you know what i'm saying that's important i thought you had missed paddling yesterday genuinely funny nature and her story is insane like you can only take a story that sad and that tragic and turn it into a sitcom she was talking yesterday she was talking yesterday about her ex-husband who shot her in the tent shut her in the head shot her in the titty shot in the back of the head shot in the titty got her pregnant it was [ __ ] her when she was 12. got her pregnant when she was 14 with two kids by the time she was 16 she had an abortion when she was 16 with his third kid she called him up to try to get him to apologize to her he wouldn't apologize to her so she forgave him and she said it released like this huge weight off of her shoulder she was talking about it like you can't believe her story i'm not saying she's laughing about it of course not yeah i'm not i'm like yeah that's whole
forgiveness thing we talk about that all the time i'm not with that whole like i forgive you and it makes me feel better i'm fine not [ __ ] with you i'm fine saying [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] this person like i don't care like i don't have to forgive you when i saw uh you know the emmanuel movie just came up you know uh the shooting that happened in charlton south carolina and like all of the family members forgave dylan roof and i'm like there's one dude in there that's like [ __ ] him he killed my mama i'm not forgiving him i'm like yes yeah like that's pro that's a perfectly fine emotion you go talk to your therapist about it you allow yourself to feel like yes [ __ ] him why do we feel like we got to forgive you know in a way it comes off our shoulders i think for her it was like she was carrying around her whole life you know i think for her it just helped her and she knew he was a piece of [ __ ] when she was talking to him she said to him like you were [ __ ] me when i was 12 years old and he literally said this to her your mind your body wasn't 12. that's what he said to her and she was just like so she decided after that like i'm not going to invest my energy in this i'm going to let it go yeah let it go so she just doesn't [ __ ] with him doesn't talk with him yeah she doesn't she doesn't carry around the hate that was a it was poisoning her yeah i get it and i understand the power of forgiveness there's a reason why it exists right there's a reason why it's you know it's still here for thousands of years this idea of hey let's forgive so that we could feel better right i think i think i think usually things get weeded out if they don't work well it's hard to forgive someone who doesn't feel bad about what they did it's one thing if you're like man i [ __ ] up i'm sorry please forgive me yeah you're like i get it you're a person human beings make mistakes i forgive you yeah but someone is like you were you weren't you know you weren't 12 with your mind your body and he's talking about [ __ ] you when you were 12 years old i have an 11 year old daughter the idea of a grown man [ __ ] her no we got to go bow hunting violence yeah yeah yeah yeah you're not gonna forgive him no yeah i might you
might [ __ ] him up and then after you [ __ ] him up you'd be like you know what it's all good well you know what i'm saying actually put a [ __ ] arrow in his [ __ ] gun in his head that's it you know oh yeah it's all good so maybe forgiveness is like misconstrued maybe you're not actually forgiving the person and letting them off for what they did but you maybe you're just re removing them from your consciousness people forgive when they're not gonna do [ __ ] yeah people forgive when they have realized i'm not gonna slap the [ __ ] out it's like when someone huge punches you in the face you're like i forgive you bro you know what you got it i'm attaching myself to jesus right because i can't carry this no more my tyson spits in your face we don't know what we do sometimes we make mistakes we all make mistakes out here in the screen when somebody gets punched in the face and like yo all right you got it yeah i'm a christian i'm not gonna be out here fighting you mike you're not gonna attach me to the worst parts of my nature by the way that's probably when i would get to that point of forgiveness when you want to do something to somebody so bad but when you get the opportunity you don't yeah and you realize it's not not that important to you then at that moment i might be like you know what god bless him yeah i wish him when you guys have like surpassed people in your career that were pieces of [ __ ] to you as you were coming up did did the uh anger that you had towards them totally leave your body no absolutely not you hold on to that books about it jordan at the press conference forever i need you and by the way god bless you yeah but the facts are the facts yeah you did fire me you're right you know boogie d from uh from philly yeah yeah cause they told him that if he um if if he fired me and whatever he bought in didn't work they were gonna send him back to st louis because he had moved from st louis to do be the pd in philly and so he fired me what he bought in
didn't work right and they kept their word and they sent back in st louis garbage is probably the best thing for him though yeah but everything worked out for everybody he's living a great life in st louis i'm living a great life life have you seen that uh uh jordan uh what is it yeah you get into he wouldn't stop talking about journalists bro he remembered every single thing and that was his he's bernard hopkins remember remember bernard was a fighter he needed to be the villain he needed to be the heel y'all don't use that y'all don't have people that's [ __ ] on y'all and like you know when i surpass them it goes away not for me when i surpass him it goes away it's weird i'm bullying i'm not saying it goes away but i have to remind you i have to remind you that you told me i wasn't going to make it i'll tell you that when i was when i was starting out as a comic and i was you know it was rough in new york and [ __ ] were just [ __ ] i used to carry a a list of people who were pieces of [ __ ] in my wallet of all the people i was gonna say [ __ ] you two when i passed them and as i would start to pass them i felt zero i felt your anger i almost started to feel bad yeah i don't have anything i go oh [ __ ] you're still in the same place that's why you were dick to me because right i was all you had to be a dick too well that's the type of person that is a dick to someone who's coming up the person who's like they're f that's famine mentality yes you think that's not enough yes so you try to keep people away get away get away whereas the people that don't have famine mentality like come on come on come on let's do it plenty for everybody yeah this is probably for everybody i don't have anger like if you like i've been fired four times from radio you know what i'm saying so i'm not angry at the people that fired me but the people who told me things like like there was a guy named dj kaz and charlton cyclone who told me i would when my first time i got fired he told me i would never work in radio again because i was an [ __ ] yeah and
then you know boogie d told me this is why you'll never make it in radio so those two individuals just need to be reminded people need to know that they made those calls wouldn't you like to know the person that cut michael jordan from the basketball team in high school yes wouldn't you like to know the person that didn't hire oprah as a newscaster back in there wouldn't you like to know these people i want to know these people by the way i've had other executives in radio you know like suit my guy doc winners doc one has told me that one person in particular he would never hire because they fired me and couldn't give him a reason why when he asked him why he was like i just did i just i didn't didn't like what he was doing so he was like i never hired that person so that's why certain people need to be told and reminded about the dumbass decisions you know the difference is also that you get hired for these jobs and you can get fired by these [ __ ] yes and there's always that weird power play between producers and executives it happens with television shows and networks and it happens with radio it happens it's a power play yeah the thing about comedy is like you know you just work at a different club there's no real the only i mean there's a little weird struggle between you and the other comedians but there's no weird real struggle between you and the club owners you go in there you sell out you kill and you're friendly to everybody they don't give a [ __ ] a hundred percent thank you here's your money bro and it doesn't matter how much of a diva you are everybody knows this story in comedy eddie griffin you know eddie griffin's writer eddie griffin is the best writer in comics i don't know he has a writer how did he get a writer oh he's had it forever all right all right right no writer mean like the thing right yeah yeah yeah you talk about me pronouncing [ __ ] wrong i thought you were [ __ ] i thought you were talking about the [ __ ] ghost writer [ __ ] that he could go man eddie's and he's great so but apparently his his
rider which means like the [ __ ] that's in the green room yeah any means a brand new pair of air force ones for every show a lot of people do that what yeah yeah a lot of people have like sneaker riders wait a minute i'm [ __ ] up cause i haven't asked for anything but water you would think sneakers are the most important thing in stand-up right like you need a comfortable [ __ ] shoe right when you're on that stage hold on they're more than just eddie yeah some guys have it where they want a fresh pair size 11s whatever they wear right there so they they get to the plate they never want to wear them at all until right when they get on stage that's it yeah what's in your rider i just like jack daniels wine meat um water simple sugar-free red bull what kind of meat you're not specific with the meat no like like meat plates like roast beef and [ __ ] like that so i don't eat garbage right no stuff like that nothing nuts macadamia nuts and pistachios normal [ __ ] red m m's yeah only only green ones pick out the green ones i mean that is what you're saying about stand-up is the beauty of independence though right yeah just like that's why that's why everybody who gets me too runs to the stand-up stage afterwards because the comedy club still accept him sean they were saying did you see that tweet i thought maybe it was roy uh i mean i forgot roy wood or something like that he was like oj will be doing stand up in three months dude do you watch those videos no and why do you why do we entertain that [ __ ] you love it i love it too i'm telling you hello twitter world there's a lot of bs out there it pisses me off that he does videos on twitter you take that [ __ ] to instagram he doesn't know he doesn't he thinks twitter is that that's what he thinks he's holding his reading glasses in his hand i mean he's going blind he's 71 years old did you see the the dm he sent that dude amazing with all the all the knife emojis but y'all you understand that was
strategic right he sent that on monday monday was the 25th anniversary of the [ __ ] bronco chase so you think that he didn't just want to be in the news like that was that was i was a strategic move i don't think he's not smart i think what's going on is he reacting to someone [ __ ] with him and he he doesn't he doesn't know how to just let [ __ ] slide so somebody makes a parody video where he's doing his twitter you know hello twitter world and then someone's got help police in the background that's what they did so he gets mad and he dm's that person who made that video i'm going to cut you i don't think he said i'm going to cut you yeah yeah yeah i think that was strategic man i think he knew it was the 25th anniversary of the bronco chase and oj's only relevance is the fact that he got away with murder so he has to remind us of that fact all the time in order for us to give a [ __ ] did you ever see the videos he did when he was doing rap when he was dressing up like a king in miami yeah he dressed up like a rapper yeah oh you haven't seen he had music jamie yeah all right we can't we can't play it right we get pulled off of youtube real quick that stuff was fake that dm what's up that dance was fake yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] i i listened to jim and sam yesterday they actually like broke it down instantly uh he made in a fake account with like hit the it was the real oj he just made the l a capital i uh i gave him donkey today for no [ __ ] reason god damn look at your man i'm go and i'm back i'm glad though i'm glad he's not that stupid right donkey today is the second i do in the breakfast club i give somebody the credit they deserve for being stupid i'm like yeah you can't be that stupid they're that thirsty for attention oj so so it's kind of it's kind of a relief that he's not that thirsty this is o.j when he was doing rap music all right well no but we can't and now he is yeah we can't play the music but he had girls out there dancing around their underwear and o.j was rapping didn't he have like a crown on or something there is dressed up in like white face and all sorts of things there's naked girls in it oh god you
don't think oj been riding a wave of killing these two people for too long bro well crazy [ __ ] will still [ __ ] him bro insane i don't understand this this this part of women at all like the women that like meet people in jail and then they'll like get married to them in jail like what is this about it's thinking about that jail dick when they come home some of those guys never get to give them that jail dick they're in jail forever and they get no conjugal visits and they still want to marry them but they are attracted to killers so they want killers they want killers and specifically they want killers that kill women what yeah that's a thing with some women with really [ __ ] up women they they're attracted to men who kill women god damn what happened the girl just want to get choked why you got to go to that extreme what's wrong with this spanking that's awesome do you think do you think all the choking is spinning and like you know how like some girls have like rape fantasies and [ __ ] like that do you think that's all because men have just become such [ __ ] they want to see if they have the ability to even do it no i think some girls have this primal need to know that you can kill them but don't why but don't they know that this thing turns them on not kill them protect them right yeah protect them kill them yeah for sure but they want to know you could kill them not that you're going to kill them or kill someone else trying to get them that's that hand on your neck choking you they want to be like close to the door of you doing something violent to them while you're [ __ ] them so it feels good while you've got control over their life you really have like you're holding their necks you're gonna control right so why do you know all these dudes that like jerk off with like a belt on their neck and [ __ ] like that we call them weirdos it's just women yeah but that's different this that's autoerotic asphyxiation it is but i think the choking is you're doing it a man is doing it to you it's not just that you're running out of oxygen because someone's squeezing the blood out of your brain right but it's
also that someone's doing it to you while you're while they're [ __ ] do you guys go for the whole choke because what i do is i like put my hand there and then i kind of just tense my forearm but i don't really squeeze the fingers because i want you know because i really choked like that she won't let me do that she wants the whole choke no she doesn't like that oh she doesn't like that yeah because she knows you could do it well it's not just that it's like she sees you choke people out regularly she knows you're capable but the kind of girl that wants you to choke her like that i think you should leave that one alone dude my wife likes a little choking but i mean we've got as we've gotten over that all of that stuff is kind of like subsided but she's like a lot of choking you know we've been together 22 years though yeah you want to play it because she liked it it's not for us it's for you it's happening to you some girls love it but they do love it but i think it's really because they see men as pathetic now they see men as babies and the more pathetic and like cucked up a guy is they're like okay choke me slap me around show me that you have some testosterone show me you have some sort of strength gotta go give oj some [ __ ] though oh my god that's true that's true that's all right thanks for asking oj to choke him richard ramirez used to have girls visiting him manson that was married when he died manson had charm he must have had something no he must have had all right guys had fame fame has always been in the church he wasn't famous in the beginning when he was getting people to do all that wild [ __ ] he was pimping man manson right well he wasn't famous but he was a cult leader so right so he was the leader of a small group so he was infamous infamous amongst that group of people you gotta at least turn a couple people to turn it into a cult like eventually it becomes part of it but when you look at social media you realize that ain't really [ __ ] right it ain't really [ __ ] to have a following you know what i'm saying 500 followers on social media is pathetic right but 500 in real life yeah you jimmy you're the man jim jones he's like wow especially in 67 yeah yeah man you get 10 people you get 10 people to kill
yourself you're 67. man some people can't get 10 people to a comedy that's what i'm saying that's a difference that's a different kind of captive audience yeah you would imagine know like you gotta fax them like there's no organization everything has to happen in real life yeah yeah what was that speech like that's weird well he must what was the speech when he made everybody drink the kool-aid bro let me tell you something about some bars that must have been did they know they were drinking that it wasn't even kool-aid you know kool-aid took a bad rap it was some like cheap costco brand which kool-aid existed even back then i think kool-aid existed so they went with the generic to kill it's like they didn't have enough money for all kool-aid they just came hey whatever the [ __ ] they drink they're serving it in the dominican republic at results right now all right whatever yeah it's a cocktail in sandals what the [ __ ] is happening in the dominican river wait wait wait what happened all these people are dying well they should try to get that big poppy no no no no that that was an assassination attempt hold up people are dying at these resorts they're listening all these americans that are being poisoned one lady got beaten to death and raped she didn't get beaten to death but like beating half to that she survived but like her whole head was just big swollen mass of blood and injuries yeah everybody worked at the worked at this resort she saw him wearing at least he was wearing an outfit clubbed her over the head and did all kinds of crazy [ __ ] to her and left her for dead did i read a story today it was a group of high school kids who went to the dr of celebrating graduation or whatever all of them ended up in the hospital and nobody knows why this [ __ ] is happening nine people have died at these resorts and nobody knows why and a lot of them are dying from pulmonary edema and heart failure it's like some blood issue and they're drinking things from the mini bars yes what you didn't hear about that [ __ ] no oh yeah they're going to go to the wall
they're on dr in a minute what is the number of what's the number of people that have died over there now wait a minute seven nine nine nine jesus and it's happening in the resorts the safe spots yeah it's happening in the region yeah the odds off we gotta go to dr what do what we gotta hunt that's hunting right there wait let's get into it this is a this is let's get to the bottom of it do you really want to do some nature [ __ ] joe you want to go do some nature [ __ ] let's go hunt some rapists in the dr i wonder what's happening i don't think this is just rainbow that's not that's right it's people dying from drinking they said they're drinking at these mini bars and drinking these bars and like they've been testing the alcohol and it's like fake alcohol or some [ __ ] like that i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on i just know nine people have died yeah i'm not going nah yeah i'm not going yeah you can't take it that's all it takes all it takes is nine people going will [ __ ] up your whole tourist economy you would think yeah but we live in this area where people like oh [ __ ] let's go over there and see if we can survive the dr like it's become like a [ __ ] game almost yeah well yeah well this one anybody dies of a cocaine overdose everybody wants the [ __ ] right where you want the good [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] they did you ever do coke no never ever done it you ever do coke i fixed enough coke ones i smoked it in a blunt with some weed okay back in the day but i fake sniffed it like like it was like the lines are on the table and i just wanted to make the people out of the round feel comfortable almost like on some training day [ __ ] i want them to think i was like an undercover cop [ __ ] you just do like this yeah and you knock it off yeah and just make sure you get a little on your face and you just go whoa everybody's hot so it's not like they really [ __ ] notice wait do black dudes say woo after doing coke too i don't know i did i thought that's what you did after you [ __ ]
watch white paper movie every movie i saw they let out a goddamn rick flair whoa i've had that tea that mata de cocoa tea tea made out of cocoa leaves yeah yeah apparently the leaves if you just chew them are actually good for you they have phytonutrients it's like cup it's like a cup of coffee okay it's like but it's healthy it's actually good for you like those high those high altitude herders they put a big wad of that [ __ ] in their mouth they chew on it and then it releases into their bloodstream and it's actually healthy it's not bad for you it's when they process it and turn it into cocaine that it's bad that's when it gets what i've had is coca leaves in a tea form so you just take the leaves and it's like in a tea bag and you drink the tea it just makes you kind of like hyper and you talk too much i'm not gonna lie when i smoke that cocaine with that weed by accident that was the best high i've ever had in my [ __ ] really yes i used to always say i would do it again by accident if it was offered to me by accident on purpose but i think i'm too old for that [ __ ] now but back then my god i remember that high like it was yesterday why would it feel like like he said you just feel like very alive like you feel aware like everything just seems bright even when it's dark out and it's just like you feel like you're actually on top of something right it's just like you just feel mad hyper but when you crash you crash game over when you crash you guys ever tried molly yeah well i've tried mdma mdma yeah yeah same [ __ ] every once though you like it or no i love the feeling when i was on it i did not like the next day i couldn't read i was trying to read a magazine and i couldn't read really i was like i just can't i couldn't follow it yeah my brain was so dried out just shut down just it was just dead and then i went on stage that night and ate [ __ ] yeah because the synapses aren't firing nothing i was slow and sloppy my my delivery was off [ __ ] up because when you said [ __ ] i thought literally i was like i can't wait to hear this story i was like you started reaching in your [ __ ] pants and you're pulling out [ __ ] i lost my mind
dude so uh bombed i've been going to burning man the last few years right really and uh yeah last three years i've been gone gotta get that hippie [ __ ] bro dude it's not even really like for me at least i haven't even really been [ __ ] there no no dude you don't you're not showering you're all [ __ ] hopped up on drugs and [ __ ] like that i think like the [ __ ] communities exist but i don't want to sell it it's it's weird to like sell it but it's a really cool experience you would probably really love it but um and i tried molly and it was you know people say like when you try drugs it gives you um this heightened version of reality that you can't come to naturally right and then you have a new perspective because of it some people say about like acid or mushrooms and these types of things um it was weird because for the first time in my life i felt past emotionally phil full it was like excess does that make sense you know when you kill on stage and you walk off and you just want to like help people yeah because you filled up the void and then you have a little extra right yeah so molly put me there and i was like oh this is how people who feel no void operate like i was just calling my parents i was calling my best friends and tell them i love them and i'm gonna take care of your kids if anything happens like what the [ __ ] maybe it just gave you the courage to do things you want to do but for whatever reason you choose not to right because you know before i'm busy trying to fill the void right be it through laughs or through content whatever we're doing and here i had the access and it was an interesting experience to make me okay i can probably hit this maybe without the drug i can do things in my life exercise or gratitude gratitude 100 percent yeah that's the 100 percent when oh dr wayne w dyer said that you won't find your true purpose your true purpose in life is service to others right so i think most people that are public servants and like give their lives to other people like i think they that's the ultimate high but it's so crazy it's like you don't get to notice that until you're
there like it's so easy to sell tell people hey you should be grateful and then you'll feel better right but if they're not able to feel the sensation of gratitude you're explaining to them you're explaining chinese to someone who doesn't even know what the [ __ ] the language is yeah right like we're all in this like unique situation where we've probably experienced that we probably you know it tried to find ways to give back etc and then we felt really good because of it we're like i should keep doing this this is a really good feeling but imagine someone who's like barely surviving yeah but they still have something to give they just don't realize it like you you might have ten dollars in your bank account but guess what it's a homeless person on the street that has zero right you give him a dollar you might feel great and then he takes that dollar and he's so appreciative like thank you thank you like that'll make you immediately feel better yeah really just helping people without any you know you have no ulterior motive it's a great feeling word it's addictive i thought about that with karma right like we always look at karma and we think that calm is what you put out is what you're supposed to get back no karma is just an action and you're supposed to do those things just because it's the right thing to do yeah period like i think also karma involves you feeling the way you feel about yourself because when you do shitty things you feel you have a bad self-image you live in your karma that's what people don't get it's not like here's a dollar for a homeless guy five minutes later i should get ten dollars it's not an investment karma right i feel better when i'm acting right like it's simple as that you can't run from yourself you can't like you go to sleep every night you look in the mirror like and when you jack off you know what you're thinking about new jackson like you know you yeah and i think a lot of people don't understand that concept like once you like i can't do people dirty because i know i did somebody dirty i can't do something because i carry that because i know i did something foul right you know and even when somebody does something proud of me i
i got to go through my files in my mind did i do something [ __ ] up to this person did i do something to cause them to react this way no i didn't that's their problem and that's the competitive advantage of sociopaths is they don't carry the negative karma sure right they have the interaction we the three of us would walk around afterwards like man i shouldn't have [ __ ] done that what the [ __ ] was wrong with me i feel like a piece of [ __ ] they just go yeah all right that happened i don't believe it no that's why they're they're effective in business that's why they're effective in politics that's why you see these personality types succeed with the ability to just destroy thousands of lives i get what you're saying but i think eventually it catches up to all of them i don't think it does emotionally just suppressing [ __ ] so much but eventually i think that just i think that she just explodes in them and causing them to go crazy if they don't [ __ ] get killed there are people though that don't experience any emotions the way we we experience no empathy yeah there's they're broken there's something wrong with the synapses yeah i was like that for a long time yeah yeah yeah yeah when i started going to therapy is when i started like piecing things together but i i i made myself cold just because of how to protect yourself yeah and how i felt like the world and the business was treating me yeah at a certain point yeah i mean i was purposely making myself cold and i thought that was the way that i had to be you [ __ ] read books like the 48 laws of power when you're young and you know you study all of these people who got to a certain point they all had like this this just this coldness about them like this ruthlessness like i'll step on anybody to get the way i need to be but then you realize these [ __ ] are miserable that's the thing you know what i'm saying dude so you were on the island right lanai yeah right and were you hanging out with any of the island folks at all yeah so there's this uh comic named little duval he's he's i really think he's one of the people who understands life better than
anybody on this planet my guy and good boy he's a good buddy of ours he's he's [ __ ] brilliant and um he says he's the same dude for the smile [ __ ] song there you go okay what i'm telling you stop bender comes out to that song yo shouts to izzy man let's we were on this podcast last time we were talking about how izzy was going to do it man but um he's one of these guys i promise you his understanding of life is unparalleled unparalleled to anybody i've ever said and you see a song like smile [ __ ] and we see it maybe on surface value but everything he does has a purpose and he's aware of the purpose right he's aware the energy puts out the ecosystem and how it affects the ecosystem and he was telling me how he likes to go to the islands i visit him in the bahamas he likes to be in the moms and i was like why why do you like to be here he goes people understand uh what life is here i go what are you talking about he goes they don't get caught up in the [ __ ] that we call to get caught up in the states right and like in the states everybody here thinks they're gonna be a millionaire everybody does with a lottery a reality show some viral video and you go to the island and they understand that they are going to live and die there and then they start to realize hey i got to just maximize happiness in life try to get some chicken tenders on the island when we're in bahamas it takes 50 50 minutes an hour for [ __ ] five chicken tenders i'm like why the [ __ ] is it taking so long and he looks at me he goes why should they hurry his philosophy it's real buddhist like it's a lot of it is a lot he doesn't he doesn't know that but his philosophy is like he's a he's aware of buddhism he don't even know what you call right now who's buddhist he's like i ain't i didn't go comes from nothing and the way that he's found a way to understand humanity it's his competitive advantage in the industries and he just truly understands humanity we've complicated this [ __ ] dude we have like capitalism is complicated things you know the the the cultures that we
strive to be a part of have complicated things the truth to the matter is life is about treating people good being a public servant and dying so yo the crazy thing he goes he goes i love i love and this is what's hard to understand because i love hanging out with old people i'm like why he goes because they understand life like what do you mean he goes you eventually get to a certain point where you realize you're going to die and all these things that you want to accomplish that you thought you had to accomplish and all this [ __ ] that you thought you had to get done in order to value yourself is meaningless it was just distraction until we get there yeah that's that's the concept because it's hard to swallow dude because you have to let go of ego right you have to go you have to go okay i'm okay as i am and i'm okay having a good conversation with somebody or a good interaction today or just [ __ ] sitting on the beach and looking at the stars right these are cool things that's just as valuable as having a youtube clip hit a million or something like that these these things aren't any different in the grand school uh grand scope of things right yeah i believe in the law of attraction right your thoughts become things so that's why it's hard for me to grasp the concept of okay one day you're gonna die because in my mind i want to die when i'm 90 100 years old but you know you read certain things and they like no you have to embrace it you have to tell yourself every day you're going to die because then you'll live your life like every day is your last yeah i that's a hard concept do you know ct fletcher i've heard that name of the power lifter yeah he had a heart transplant last year and uh he came on the podcast a year after his heart transplant and you've never seen a guy more loving and open and friendly and thankful and tells everybody he loves him he's hugging everybody and just genuinely grateful because he was at death's door like legitimately at death doors heart was failing him his father's heart had failed him is his brothers his like he's got congenital heart disease in his family yeah and he knew that his heart was going he had had heart attacks he'd
had surgery and they transplanted his [ __ ] heart and they put a woman's heart inside of him too wow also [ __ ] with him that's why his life wow no but it's just like just that's one the one that fit yeah you know there's like this is matches you and we're ready to do it bam so now here here he is a year later but that guy has like this renewed lease on life and he just he glows like a like a like a religious figure because he got close yeah that's a great concept for a movie like somebody who was a male chauvinist all his life and [ __ ] on women and then had to get a woman's heart yeah this whole caring movie or something starts putting nail polish on he's jealous for no reason wow yeah interesting crazy but it is interesting it's like that's why now we're getting to the [ __ ] up thing right like this idea there is no good and bad things just are etcetera right but like but there's good and bad in how the the energy that you put out how it affects people if you do a bad thing and it hurts a bunch of people's lives yes as you're really you're changing how those people are gonna interact with all the people they experience as well and there's a ripple effect with the ecosystem right but like let's say you look at like you earlier we're talking about like bears right or maybe i was watching a clip of your show but you're talking i think it was you and duncan and you're like bears really just attract baby animals that's what they eat they eat the baby yeah they eat whatever they can but the mo they eat most most of the baby deer that died get eaten they just they're like animal pedophiles right they're just killing [ __ ] kids right that's what they do right that's what they [ __ ] do coca-cola coca-cola sponsor is an animal pedophile just eating baby seals right so that in our culture would be a piece of [ __ ] what if there was a group of people that just killed kids right right we would call them pieces of [ __ ] that would be a bad thing right right but that's just you've acknowledged within the you know the ecosystem of that of those animals
it's necessary yeah right the bears need to how do we know though how do we know there's not [ __ ] groups of animal rights activists animals in the woods saying these [ __ ] damn stop killing video we don't know we don't know what these animals are really talking about and really discussing you know the shark fin soup yo charlotte you know it's a shark fin soup no so they cut they just cut the fins off the shark and then they'd let the shark sink to the bottom of the ocean and die and die right it just sinks but it can't swim it just sinks to the bottom and and there's somebody tweeting about how horrible it is but i bet there's a bunch of fish that are pulling up on that shark like oh look what we got here yeah you know what i mean look are you gonna be okay yeah killed my whole family piece of [ __ ] right so you see you've been dead hunting yeah dudes don't just stand there when they see you no they get the [ __ ] on right here come them [ __ ] humans with them guns again like like i think animals are way smarter than we give them credit for well they have instincts i think they got a little more than instincts some some do some animals are smart you know what's interesting moose are some of the dumbest they're dumb as [ __ ] but dude because you know why it's so big because who's gonna take them out yeah they're so big all they have to do is stomp stomp wolves that's all they have to do wolves try to come after them and then they just came up if i was a moose i'd be dumb too though cuz i'll be looking at y'all like y'all dumb y'all really out here with us yeah and that just my [ __ ] god he don't have the nerve to try me and did you that's the thing you go shooting at the movie like [ __ ] he shot me it's like the mountain from game of thrones what that what's that guy's name yeah thorn i don't know his iq but i can't imagine it's incredible um you think yeah six nine three hundred pounds you don't gotta figure [ __ ] out you might not have to but some dudes choose to there's giant dudes that are smart as [ __ ] small [ __ ] that's what love people would like to think that's what i have to think you have to make yourself feel better six nine and have a
hammer i always say that about shaq someone's saying that about oh he's got a little dick compared to who well no i read i read i read compared to a bear he's so big i read corinne stefan's book karen stefan said she had sexual relationships superhead she said it's not little it's just regular so it's like his dick probably looked big on me but on shaq right just like that nine inches ain't really big for you shaq that means chris rock joke about the background he's like i don't have a big dick but i got a small background or something like that so it looks big he's so skinny that his dick looks big yeah that's awesome shaq needs to come through with the time warner remote expect 15 inches yeah that should be that that boring company what is that called joe the boring company i'm not a flamethrower that that's what shaq needs yeah anything else to disappoint a woman i guess what i'm saying is like like with ct fletcher right he needed to see death in order to like have this amazing revelation about life and maybe the [ __ ] up things that happen in the world right maybe if there is some sort of design to all this maybe the [ __ ] up things that happen in the world allow us to have a little bit of empathy and joy for being able to be here well you got to give a [ __ ] about life first of all cause i can think about all the near death experiences i had whether it was somebody pulling a gun on me whether it was you know me being drunk as [ __ ] and wrecking my mom's white loom in the caravan and literally the only reason i survived is because i didn't have a seat belt on it because i was so drunk that the impact didn't kill me i didn't think about stuff like that until decades later when it happened in the moment it was just like all right whatever i got into a wreck oh i got a gun pulled on me but when you're older and you you know i got three daughters and i look at my wife and i look at people that love and care about me and i really appreciate and value life now i start thinking back on that [ __ ] like
what the [ __ ] was i thinking like i think it was [ __ ] about life back then but i can get an anxiety attack thinking about those past moments because those past moments would have caused so much not to happen yeah if i'd have died yeah so you gotta care you gotta care and you have to have something to care for and that's one of the things that really changes when you have children oh absolutely just change chappelle said the best thing to me he said not only did it change how much i love he he goes it changed my capacity for love it teaches you how to love yeah you might not even know what real love is until you have children and you realize like man this is like my heart walking around outside my body yeah and you feel a different level of love a different level of empathy like like i remember my daughter had attracted me like two three years ago and she was learning the long jump and you know it was like the first time she ever did the long journey so it was literally it wasn't even a meet it was like practice right and so she goes and do the jump and i just i go oh my god that was horrible and she just burst out in the tears and i'm like what the [ __ ] did i just do what did i say my wife was like what's your problem and then other parents are coming like oh it'll be fine you did perfectly i said shut the [ __ ] up she didn't do good but i didn't understand that my word meant everything to her like everything so i just took all her confidence out of her in just that one snap of a finger like thanos and that [ __ ] even thinking about that [ __ ] now hurts my heart but i've never made that mistake again now i'm the father that that that overly tells her how great she is and i know how to explain to her if she does something that i necessarily don't think is great i know how to explain it to her in a way where she can do better and she's very receptive to that so yeah it changes it changes who you are you how many kids three okay so all daughters too oh you was a hoe in a past life like me i'm telling you this is parallel universes meeting right now i swear to god i'm doing girls journey i know a form of hoe when i see one i have a joke about about how much it
changed the way i feel about life is that when my daughter was little there was two bananas and uh one of them was brown and [ __ ] up and old and one of them was perfect and i looked at those two bananas and i know my daughter loves bananas so she'd probably want that nice banana so i ate that [ __ ] up banana yeah so while sitting there eating this mushy mashed potato textured banana i was thinking like there's not another person in this world i would do that for because i love my wife my wife is an amazing person yeah but it was just me and my wife i'd be like ooh i guess that [ __ ] is getting a shitty banana you would have to you would ask her three times are you sure you're sure babe you sure you're sure you would literally jump in front of a bus for her it's a different thing so like this people say i would die for you they don't mean it most of the time unless they're a soldier who's willing to dive in a [ __ ] grenade yes but if i could die and i knew that my kids would be happy and healthy but if i lived they would die i would die i flew out i flew out uh i flew out here i left i left new york 5 30 this morning simply because i was supposed to fly out last night but my daughter had a track dinner which i forgot about and it was literally like a track dinner it's in a [ __ ] gym and they're serving chicken tenders and lasagna and pizza and listening in the old town road 10 different times every every everybody gets a participant participation trophy tough place going to 11th place i'm like but i stayed just to be there i changed my flight to everything just to fly out this morning because i needed to be there for that track day yeah that's the you don't do that for people that you don't absolutely love and adore so here's the question you both have these kids and you need to balance loving them so much and telling them the most amazing people in the entire world and not making them horrible human beings well more than that not making them weak and not became weak you have to give them adversity or they'll never know what to do with it i think sports
is the the the key to that make them do nothing difficult well i know what you're saying about participation trophies but get them involved in something competitive where they have to struggle so they'll learn what it's like to lose they'll learn what what life is like in a kind of controlled environment and then you can still nurture them and love you yeah the difference between people who participate in sports and people don't is you learn what losing is and some people that never learn what losing is and they just are terrified of it but they're not teaching these kids how to lose no more true in some in school schools but i mean like competitive things like get your kids involved in martial arts get your kids involved in these things that are just it's very clear it's binary one or zero either you win or you lose those are important you learn you learn like what struggle is if you have a race right a track meets a perfect example someone [ __ ] won yeah someone did not win that's it you know like who oh you got to cross the line and i'm second [ __ ] i gotta be first how the [ __ ] can i be first i gotta figure out how to run fast that's it will you guys ever will you guys ever be openly disappointed in them will you show them that they let you down the only time i'm that way with my kids when they're mean to each other i i tell them i go this is unnecessary i know how why you're feeling this way i know why you're mad at each other but you can't be shitty to your sister you can't do that it's a bad thing you got to learn how to take a deep breath and think about the consequence of what you're saying and every time you do do something shitty learn from it yeah you know it's so it's a learning experience i think for me i'm just like that when i when i think that they're being ungrateful because i don't know my oldest daughter's ten my second oldest is three but so she doesn't really understand the concept my other daughter is nine months old but my 10 year old is has lived a very privileged life and sometimes you see that bougie [ __ ] come out like you know what i'm saying like it's
just like little things like like i love this island called anguilla you know what i mean and we vacation like two three times a year like these long 10-day vacations it's like ah aquila ken you know what i'm saying oh we was there we was on the island of uh we was on green was in grenada and her and my knees because my knees come to me all the time and they're just talking like the food is so much better in in anguilla than here i'm like yo you know what the [ __ ] i was doing when i was nine i'm taking you alone toys on fire in my backyard looking at me exactly on a dark road in moscow south carolina it into teen wolf in a single wide [ __ ] trail like that is the only thing that like pisses me off just the lack of gratitude but that's perspective issue though right they'll never they're they're wealthy they're never gonna understand what it's like to be so how do you instill that in that's impossible you know there's got to be ways problem is man all of my favorite people have [ __ ] up childhood yes but i don't want my kids to have a [ __ ] childhood they're not supposed to my mom my mom told me we're here to make our children's lives better like my mom actually showed me like my great great grandfather's taxes he had to pay one year and that she was like a quarter you know what i'm saying like it was just something light but back then that was a lot of money so she was just saying that to me ever just tell me that every generation is supposed to be better because i got this thing sometimes where i feel guilty about doing so well because i don't have no [ __ ] skill set like i didn't go to college you know what i'm saying like i'm not i don't feel special like why am i in the position that i'm in my mother was a school teacher for 30 plus years most she cfa was thirty thousand dollars a year in south carolina i get that for a [ __ ] appearance so it's like that [ __ ] will make you feel bad sometimes like you'll feel a sense of guilt so she was just showing me that to say hey every generation is supposed to be better than the next generation so our kids are supposed to be way better than us yeah but don't you want to
prepare them for that life like you look at any one of these movies or even stories about a king that took power and then the son that he has sonny has always some spoiled little [ __ ] who ruins the kingdom well that's the thing find me a great man is the son of a great man find me a man who's just son find me a great man who's the son of a great man because a great man always has these weak little sons and it's like how do you it's like maybe you do need to create adversity for your kid maybe you do need to be a dick a little bit and maybe it's selfish to be sweet to your kid all the time because you're not preparing them for the world when you're not there i think you prepared them for the world when you let them find their own way yes meaning like you got to cut the cord yeah i don't want my i don't want my daughter to get in the media you know if they choose too cool you know my daughter likes to write now so she wants to be an author fine i'm not i'm not really an author i wrote a couple books you know what i'm saying right with a ghost writer right [Applause] then that gives them that integrity and that purpose and everything else that they're looking for yeah i think when you hand them things yeah that's when the ego yes all that other [ __ ] that's the problem they have to work for what i see in the communities that i live in is i always like the rich kids that have nannies that take them everywhere and they don't see their parents very much because their parents work all the time and their parents vacation without the kids they like to go places without the kids all the time you see a lot of that those kids are getting [ __ ] up and you see them as they get older they're more and more vacant more and more weird more and more detached yes you know but the kids that around the family all the time and they do things with the family then they get a richer experience it's it's neglect and it's the parents that are like super driven and they're never home they're working 16 hours a day and that's why they live in this [ __ ] giant mansion and driving around in a bentley like those kids get [ __ ] up and they wind up getting on drugs and feeling empty and looking for something
to fill them up imagine your parents sent you to boarding school i have a buddy of mine my mind is brian callum his uh his parents sent him the [ __ ] boarding school in the united states and they didn't even live in the united states they sent him to another country jesus where where's brian from i love brian brian is from all over the world his dad was a banker an international banker air quotes and uh traveled everywhere and was involved in some weird [ __ ] weapon deals we could talk later but he was involved in ufos and weapons weird [ __ ] and then sent his [ __ ] 13 years old sent him to the united states to go to boarding school and brian to this day is still a little shell shocked because of it yeah dude imagine your parents send you away you feel like when you're 13. it's your [ __ ] orphan imagine if he was at boarding school and got [ __ ] molested or something crazy you would really hate life you hate your parents brian got molested oh i'm just saying what should we say i should say that listen somebody who's funny that hasn't been yeah you got to get that funny diddled in something [ __ ] up happened really yeah if you're [ __ ] up if you're funny something [ __ ] up you think so yes yeah yeah i mean some some pain some struggle it's a defense mechanism no it's you have to learn it you have to learn it why would you need funny it's like it's why it's so rare to see and people always say this about women but like even attractive dudes like have you ever seen like a male model that was funny right that's what i say about girls carrot toppings unless you're fat your stories suck real talk it's true dude unless you have to earn [ __ ] like lesbians are hilarious because they've got to earn [ __ ] right they've got a [ __ ] earner you're going to talk to tiffany haddish yes tragic is [ __ ] yeah story yes like she's not fat no no she's not no but she had yes [ __ ] that's why miss pat is hilarious because she's both oh [ __ ]
that's why mr you would never want your kid to become miss pat but you love miss pat you love me you love me only because like that's when you go through that kind of trauma when you come out on the other side you're really unstoppable yeah you know what i'm saying especially when you deal with what's going on in here which is the toughest part right i think that's what comedy does comedy is therapy for a lot of people oh it's just kidding it's therapy for a lot of people it gives you an escape well that's why she was able to accept what that guy did to her and forgive him because she just she's passed it yeah she's on the other side yeah she's gotten through on the other side and it forces you to deal with the reality of the world like i think comics better than most people deal with the reality of the world and often it's because we went through some kind of real [ __ ] right so we go oh yeah these things happen so i can let my mind even operate in it when you exist in like a really privileged life emotionally and even mentally when you exist in that space you don't want to imagine that there are people starving you don't want to imagine they're people hungry or that their parents are abused their kids you don't even want to go there because you don't have to when you grew up in it you're like yeah that's what the life is where's the [ __ ] right my dad can hit me for for [ __ ] my mom when you travel you can appreciate where you're going whereas your daughter is like again here we go again i went to south africa in december um it was like the 100th year of mandela it'd have been his 100th birthday or something like that and so i took my daughter my 10 year daughter so like a few months later she had a project in school where she had to do a project about nelson mandela in south africa and so she had printed this picture of the nelson mandela statue in from mandela square and had it as the cover and i'm like where's the picture of you next to the statue and she's like i don't want to use that like what the [ __ ] do you mean you don't want to use the picture of you standing next to the actual statue in nelson mandela square that's the point
of these experiences because you're able to do things like that i had to explain that to her you had to teach her how to flex i had to teach how to fly she don't know how to stunt bro your daughter can't stop bro come on now but think about how normal that moment seemed to her yeah and she was like i don't even need to use this as a cover for my book oh i think she's embarrassed you don't think she didn't want the other kids to be like these kids is rich you go to a private school in jersey all these kids are doing well well not the kids but the parents yeah yeah all the parents are doing well like yeah hey like what did i yo with you guys you guys got you guys got some money and you got kids would you guys pay to get your kid into a good school oh like that lady didn't no no [ __ ] chance definitely that you got to earn that [ __ ] yeah you got to earn that [ __ ] you can't do that because they're not going to enjoy it and they're not going to they're not going to work hard yeah some of those people paid half a million dollars right to get a million dollars to get a shitty shitty kid into some school that they didn't deserve yeah and the kid's not gonna have no passion for what they're doing you know what i'm saying they're just there like they gotta [ __ ] it's just like having a regular piece of paper like i want i want my kids to do things that they really want to do that's how you change the world you change the world when you're doing things that you truly want to do yeah but what's funny i thought is that those kids that went to the school like did fine at them so schools yeah so school is just a big [ __ ] hustle it's like if they didn't earn it based on grades they should fail right the [ __ ] out of the school it's becoming a hustle just because of the way the world is working yeah and jamie went to school for audio engineering he not a goddamn thing he learned in school he could use today really yeah yeah i mean for the most part i got to touch some stuff i could never have touched before but [ __ ] not audio engineering dick maybe not at that school yeah no but at that time it was like
2005 maybe youtube didn't exist and there wasn't the plethora of knowledge out there that 12 year olds are teaching you how to record audio right whereas i had to learn from the guy that was recording eminem and jay-z and all these guys dr dre right like they can't really do much with that job either besides teach it now either so that's why like to go back to joel's point when he said i'm the last in radio the reason i'm probably the last in radio is because i'm the guy that's staring people away from radio when kids come up to me and they're like y'all want to get in the radio i'm like for what you can start a [ __ ] podcast like you know i'm saying like it's all type of different ways to be heard you can go on youtube and if you want to be a vj on tv you can start doing your own video countdowns on youtube like why do you need tv or radio to do any of that [ __ ] middleman gone yeah we didn't have none of that growing up i had to be on the radio you had to be on radio you had to be on tv we didn't have that [ __ ] growing up you know i'm even experiencing that with commentary for the ufc because i love doing commentary for the ufc but you know what i love even better i do these fight companions yes when you get in here we get hammered we start smoking weed and talking [ __ ] and we watch the fights on the screen we have the best time it's way more fun than being there live do you think that's the future of all live events right so you could watch the nba finals and instead of listening to the guys you know marv albert or whoever do it you could choose your guys that you watch the commentary with oh so fight companion for basketball football dana white was doing that with snoop dogg he had he had uh the tuesday night contender series and snoop dogg and uriah faber were doing commentary and snoop would just have a constant blunt lit and he was drinking tangare and getting hammered and talking crazy [ __ ] and that was an option for the commentary it should be a snoop cast it should be right it should be every single one got tired of doing it though just stop doing it yo snoop is probably got time to beat around dana white ah it's i think he just got tired of you know having to be there every tuesday well that's a beautiful thing
excuse me the nba did this during the finals this year they tried an alternative stream using the espn app right so the thing about this is you're doing it with espn guys right yeah correct correct so it's like what would be great is do it with like the funniest commentary guys that you like in your life right hear them do just the reason why people tune in to your thing right i guarantee they probably mute the tv right the people who are watching they listen to both i think that's what people probably do so they never let the good commentators commentate anything that's what i'm saying charles brockley kenny smith shaq should be actually commentating during the nba and it would be incredible during the game it would be incredible them talking [ __ ] to each other matter of fact put them on a little screen in the bottom so we can actually look at them visually what they're doing i don't know i just they do that with the ufc they have the best guys doing it like daniel cormier does it he's great dominick cruz paul felder you know they have good fighters michael bisping that do commentary now cormier is the best though yeah he's great he's hilarious yeah didn't he use the fight [ __ ] yeah he's the heavyweight champion of the world yeah he commented he's the light heavyweight champion and then he vacated his title and now he's the heavyweight champion yeah he does commentary we do it all the time together wow you guys are good together because you guys get [ __ ] but we're good we're also good friends okay so we're always talking [ __ ] and we're laughing about things like whether it's a judge who's a nice lady but a terrible judge but just like when when rose nami eunice won the title he starts screaming out thug like it's not like you guys turn into fans yeah well we are i mean neither one of us are real professionals right but we do it for a living and it's weird you know that's my worst nightmare like to be out somewhere and [ __ ] get into a argument with an mma fighter you don't realize that mfa fighter show when he got folded up when keeping it real goes wrong with the guy folding him up and peed on him and then when the [ __ ] girl that's why i'm telling you
gotta check for forgive you bro what other than ears here's a good one but but the thing is you can wear ear guards i don't have any cauliflower here i have a little bit on this here but i wear ear guards it changes the way you hear things you don't want that cauliflower here it's calcification my ears stick out already too much oh they would stick out dude it would be nuts i look like a bat yeah you'd have big old knots in your yeah i can't so there's no other signs of what a guy could be an mma no not real what about hands what about knuckles no i mean you could tell and not tell you know it's not you don't know see that's why you just gotta be nice to people yeah be nice oh yeah are you gonna find yourself in one of those you got it bro how about [ __ ] andy ruiz the new heavyweight champion [Music] you look at his body you would think no [ __ ] way and you look at anthony joshua sculpted out of marble ben thought he was trash bro yeah been saying it been saying we've been saying anthony joshua was not that guy never never he never had it never he is literally ivan drago literally he's the uk ivan drago he looks the part ladies love him he never had that skill in the ring i told him that when he came on breakfast i don't think that's true he got dropped by klitschko and he came back to knock him out let's go with josie was an old ass man dude and he's ukrainian he's got chernobyl in him and [ __ ] yeah he was 73 that's nuclear poisoning and [ __ ] he was very old he was trying to win an election for like this you know crazy country he's got a lot of things going on in his life the real fighter deontay wilder tyson fury too how about this tyson fury closest thing we've we've had uh in the heavyweight division to ali i'm not gonna say i said after that i said a couple fights i think he is the head movement the foot movement at his size and weight ali was doing that 212 pounds his head this guy last fight was very alike amazing unreal but ali did that with george foreman you see there's a difference the guy that he
was fighting like that guy he did it with deontay and deontay he did it but he also got dropped and almost murdered i mean i thought he died every time i left the 12th round when deonte connected and then walked back and went like that game over and the fact that he just rose up and then out boxed him for the rest of the round but that was all that's all that's all those years of therapy that's all those years of therapy and meditation when i say hit him and knocked him out he was in that place of stillness he knows how to come up with that absolutely kos are weird man it's like sometimes the the a punch does not look like much and it drops you and puts you away and sometimes you get [ __ ] flatlined like right there and it looks like you're over watching i mean i i was amazed that the ref even gave him account i thought it was going to call him out yeah i thought i thought the ref was going to wave their hands yeah meanwhile this [ __ ] rises up and doesn't even look wobbly unbelievable by the way anthony joshua can't beat tyson fury he can't beat deante while no he can't beat louis ortiz well i don't louis and i get this from a reliable sources inside the fight community that anthony joshua got dropped in training camp right before the fight bad yeah by a guy from philly right i don't know who heard it but bad to the point where he was ko'd essentially and that's why his dad went after the promoter after the fight was you see his dad screaming at the provost in the ring apparently he was just not he's not prepared to fight and he had he was looking bad in the locker room like they were worried about so he had a panic attack yeah that's why i thought he had a panic attack before the fight and if you remember you know it took him a while to come to the ring like they even played music and everything and i was told that when if you noticed when he was walking out they was rubbing his back and they were rubbing his head i heard he had a panic attack if you've been ko like within a week you it takes months to get your [ __ ] back together again you the whole world is
like shaky to you your equilibrium's off so he was in there and then when he dropped him he's like jesus christ here we go no oh when joshua dropped yeah in the third or whatever he's like good we got let's get this [ __ ] out of here and then he went right at him and then boom he got clipped and then it was over there's a uh there was a the biggest what is it the biggest upside in heavyweight history is typically first right guess who got dropped in training camp tyson did did he yeah right i forget the guy's name who dropped him but his sparring partner dropped him in training camp there's a video of it this video of a human kao and he took a knee but still it's like you got dropped your body shut down for a second and it takes time to recover from that [ __ ] and not to mention the night before you was [ __ ] a bunch of japanese women with bobby brown in a hotel room and doing drugs by the fives if you read bobby's book bobby said mike told him i'll be right back bobby was like oh you got a fight tonight he was like yeah i'll be right back i'm going to knock this guy and i'll be right back and he still got up but he still dropped buster douglas that's even crazier did you ever watch the 30 for 30 no about buster douglas no they they had the 30 for 30. i mean i didn't realize how much he dominated mike tyson oh yeah like it was like round four round he was punishing mike tyson yeah i don't i don't remember that when i was younger buster douglas is like one of the most talented guys that just didn't have the kind of drive and discipline that you needed to be a champion but when his mom died mom or dad his mom it was mom yeah that's what gave him all the drugs and he was hooking off the jab on tyson yeah yeah like in a beautiful way his skill was incredible i wasn't afraid he was a world beater yeah he was a world beater in that fight no we needed the motivation when it meant something to beat mike i found out about it after the fact i didn't watch the fight live i had a gig that night and i saw it in real time and then i watched it later and i still was waiting for tyson to get up and beat him
i didn't believe he didn't believe it i remember i remember watching that fight in in my mind i guess i wasn't really paying attention i was just like this is longer than most tyson fights what is going on so long you can have a dinner reservation on a tyson like yeah i'm like and then when he finally got knocked i'm like oh [ __ ] mike just lost doesn't mean cause you got to think not only did we grow watching mike [ __ ] people up we grew up trying to beat him on mike tyson punch that [ __ ] was impossible yeah so it's just like that that was an unbelievable moment i didn't feel like that with ruiz and joshua though well there's certain times where people lose you can't believe they lost like for me it was roy jones when tarvin knocks him out dude i was just like what unfucking roy jones they stopped to this day man unreal if you watch in the second round it's a really interesting thing that happens they both they both throw hooks and tarvers just gets there yeah and well tarver's actually a south pole right so i think it's his it's kind of like a looping left but they exchange and tarva just hits first roy timed it and this what happens i think when fighters get a little bit older they lose a fraction of a second and that fraction of a second earlier in roy's career he's checking them and then he's moving out of the way well i think the real there it is here this one watch watch it like you see it no look at them exchange ready it's and yeah boom at one point changes everything everything well you know what tarver's coach said that tarver beat him in basketball yes and then when he saw that he beat him in boundaries yeah who was his coach mcgirt is it buddy buddy yeah yeah i think fine if that's true dude we had we had roy on uh on on the flare and two and uh i asked him i was like we ever worried about like getting knocked out and like you know losing something leaving something in the ring and he takes a second he goes i'll be honest with you man i didn't come in the ring with much sense to begin with so i wasn't really worried about losing it just straight up dude straight up roy still got a crazy competitive nature too
roy last was it last year last year roy was hitting me because he really wanted to fight michael b jordan did yeah jordan say that he thinks he could deal with somebody we were talking about in the podcast like no get out of there was like no i really want to fight him rob's like i got the sponsors that can put some money i think was like 30 million dollars i made the call for him you know and michael was like nah he was like nah we good on that like yo roy would [ __ ] michael b jordan though don't let creed fool you don't let [ __ ] kill mom again black panther yeah you still run up on one of them old boxes right now muscle memory will get you knocked out someone would even be close so that's horrific and isn't that what happens like some guys start they start bite fighting or they start doing mma they start doing a little brazilian jiu jitsu or something like that right yeah and they put a couple chokes in like a safe controlled environment and you get that like delusional yeah confidence and that's why sparring's so important do you remember the first time you guys sparred sure i mean not the first time i remember the last time well you were doing it since you're a kid right yeah okay i mean the first time i sparred before i went in the ring i was like oh i got this it's just combos whatever i was [ __ ] frightened dude frightened when the punches were coming back yeah it was just a shell i just stopped yeah i haven't spotted since the last time i spotted i spotted with sean porter really yeah yeah yeah yeah this was nuts and he was actually throwing punches yeah cause i was mad but this [ __ ] don't mean nothing he was dodging about people i'm surprised he didn't knock your ass out bro and this is one of the this guy's head movement is impeccable i mean people try to attack them on the street and they miss every single time joe joe joe it's unfucking real what do you got here here it is is this you guys oh yeah that is a spark look at
him going forward this is a pr move that's not a pr move outside i'm trying to get you i know you're sweating um now you know that [ __ ] is in brooklyn and you got to be focused cause there's people yelling in there yo show them ain't got no makeup can i get a drop from the audience you're left-handed no i'm right-handed i was just trying to throw him off a little bit really yeah he did it on purpose man he don't know what he's movement do you train in boxing or were you just doing this for a goof nah i just wanted to go in and i was like [ __ ] it that's sean porter i'm a boxing fan i'm like you know what's the worst can happen you get knocked the [ __ ] out the worst could happen is he's mean yeah you're right that could be terrible he's being i'm just in there yeah he's not we're not even really and we went three rounds wow and i was about to die at the end of three rounds did he touch you at a few times that's why i haven't spawned since it's like staying in my [ __ ] lane you know what i mean i hit the punching bag callan spars all the time does it bro what are you doing yeah brian no no no no brian dj oh no there's one person who's not doing any cardio it's dj khaled after ruiz won khalid getting out of a car with his gut hanging out it's like all the big guys the day after andy ruiz wins the title cali cali been working out on snapchat for a whole year and didn't lose a [ __ ] pound no this guy and got a weight watchers deal god bless america did he really yeah yeah weight watchers i mean we are just watching like wait there's plus size models right they're doing that now like nike and their nike store has like a big mannequin like a fat mannequin but they don't they don't have plus-sized models for men joe there is nothing that enrages me more than fat models there is nothing that enrages me more than fat okay let me just say something as a comic we want attention we don't feel like we deserve it so we make you laugh so there's an even
exchange i get my attention you get some joy okay an actor they want attention they're not willing to write the script but they'll memorize some lines they'll do a little bit of effort to get the attention a regular model at least she's willing to lose weight so that she can be looked at but these fat [ __ ] are just like look at me you deserve to be looked at stop using the word [ __ ] in 2019. look at that what the [ __ ] that's that's uh that's the plus-sized model mannequin this is the oh that doesn't enrage you guys the only thing i don't like about it doesn't enrage you that they're like just stare at me i'm gonna eat bread all day no but you should stare at me the only thing that bothers me about that is that's out of context because that's the oversized mannequin in workout clothes right where's she going to lose the weight yeah she's trying to lose weight herself okay so i needed some contact if this is workout gear for overweight women who want to go lose weight cool right other than that why are you wearing workout gear because she's trying to lose weight that's the only reason you'd be wearing it she she'd be even bigger if she didn't work out she like khalid imagine if cal didn't dj khaled needs to eat a salad [Laughter] you got to have a dj khaled level of annoyance to succeed in life though do you yes you do oh i do you do you do you do you do so much but you have to it's so much he is putting your [ __ ] shirt here there's no way you didn't know you could button your shirt he's the epitome of not being afraid to ask for things he looks like french toast jesus every time i look at him it's french toast and he has no he's look at this where's the butter and the maple syrup says he lost 15 kilograms what is that 34 pounds yeah yeah there you go lost 34 pounds listen congratulations you can see his dick now congratulations he looks a little slimmer on the right he does look a little slimmer oh okay maybe it's a little bit my my my only oh jesus christ i don't even know what that is i respect cali came from radio oh dude
caller came from radio college used to do 12 midnight to 2 a.m uh on weekends at w.e.d.r in miami if i'm not mistaken you used to do friday and saturday night and then that was like 15 years ago ray so radio is a lot like comedy in a way right and and that like there's like a sort of a fellowship of radio people you respect people who did it yeah it's so it's so few and far between that actually i guess make it so to speak that you know who those players are you know what i'm saying like so so yeah in a way yeah and there's so few like national ones like who's like nationally known radio guys elvis duran there's maybe a dozen um you elvis bobby tom joyner tom's retiring this year what about steve and steve national steve's national see ibc those and i respect steve and i respect ryan secrets but i don't really count those guys because they didn't start in-ring radio they didn't grasp secrets didn't start in radio wasn't he always a radio guy i have no clue he was a radio guy i did his radio show in the 90s okay so i didn't even know he did the radio does it in the morning and he does that secretary radio when he's like like hey dolores you're the one who won you know come on in do you think like that kind of [ __ ] by the way ryan is never off no like we work for the same company for i heard i've seen ryan walk out the bathroom like he's walking on stage to introduce the next guest on american idol like he's always on yo that was a perfect example where like your gay rumors trumped your me too rumors what happened remember when he caught the me too and like a girl said that he me toot or whatever and then girl he worked with her something like that and then everybody was like the gay guy okay sure he's he's not okay what is he no no what is he what do you call it that's about right ryan is one of those people he is a handsome those [ __ ] teeth but you don't think about sex with him so he what is he right with a letter is that what asexual sexual oh it's the oh he's a positive oh he's o positive he's o positive he's t-a-o he's oh he's like oh you don't [ __ ]
dudes or chicks okay i see what it is yeah but i think he's he's always on i've uh can you imagine him choking a girl no no absolutely not i can imagine she's beating him to death ryan is one of those people that when you hear something about him you'll be like nah not ryan you know what i'm saying like he has that kind of personality which actually works in a lot of people's favor yeah what's great for top 40 radio yeah it's great for secretaries that call in yes you're the seventh caller congratulations what'd you think about the finals of game of thrones did it disappoint you yeah is that kind of that kind of weird homogenized [ __ ] that some people thrive in that that frequency she is so good at being like authentic in the most inauthentic situations ah explain like like hosting a show is why like american got talent all that kind of stuff you gotta be like really excited about somebody like juggling dildos or some [ __ ] that's really inauthentic but he kind of comes across as believable like sincere yeah does it matter meaning like does his reactions in those moments matter i just have somebody wins i don't know and he's like hey does anybody care that no one cares man that's a pretty man listen he's america's host he is yeah he's america's host man he could host some dick in that song that's for sure sure but say what dick put him on clark doesn't he do the new year's countdown now too took a lot of jobs man listen they was propping they were propping dicks corpse up for like 10 years before they finally said ryan just do it yourself right when he had a stroke and he would still do it no i think dick been dead bro wait he had a stroke and he was doing out the side of his mouth like two faces he was struggling he was definitely struggling to talk that [ __ ] was so they kept him sad yeah like and it went from he would do it but then it was just like they would pop in on him in like some studio and he'd be like sitting there struggling and talking like why do they keep will and
dick clark out for new year's eve like you're actually depressing people before the ball drops yeah oh and then they had kathy griffin and anderson cooper that was a great combination she annoys me man no man cathy [ __ ] lot shut up i love kathy griffin no dude she enrages me just like the fat models no i like catholics cathy don't give a [ __ ] i like cathy for the same reason i like i used to like joan rivers i mean i say used to because she's dead but i mean but they don't they both didn't give a [ __ ] they were cut from the same cloth um i don't know if they're cut from the same class i think so man i think so i used to love anderson and kathy griffin together [Laughter] it's always like someone's mom that's your guilty pleasure is anderson cooper look at that chemistry we had cathy we had cathy on breakfast club mhm cut trump's [ __ ] head off that was that was a strange thing that was changed what was strange about it is the fact that she didn't think she was going to suffer any consequences from that i think people forget that donald trump even though he is the ex-executive producer of celebrity apprentice and he was a reality star he's the president of the united states of america yeah it's rules about threatening heads of state yeah like like you just can't do things like that like but it's hard it's almost like a [ __ ] flavor flavor became president right it would be hard for you to look at him as anything other than flavor flavor yeah but you better respect his position before those goddamn ministries come knock on your [ __ ] door if flavor becomes president well donald's the first guy who was famous like other than ronald reagan i guess ronald reagan was famous as an actor apparently was he famous famous i don't know i don't think he was famous famous he was in movies he was in big movies and i knew he was the governor of california you know this it's a weird one right i mean just having a famous person in a popularity contest is strange yes because you got a built-in advantage yes that's how all of them and it is a popularity contract
that's how all of them are going to be moving forward well someone could some people might say obama was the first celebrity president he became a celebrity though uh you don't think he was one before going into it no absolutely not i think there was something that's trump no not trump is on a different level yeah right dominoes commercials bro yeah trump had rap songs named after him he had an airline they were yeah he had an airline [ __ ] hotel name is on buildings all across the world giant giant trump letters he was a brand trouble he might not have been the first trump was the first brand yeah to run for president reagan might have been the first star trump was the first brand but he was definitely a bigger star than reagan i think easily i think reagan is before our time it's hard to understand what it was like when he was a movie star yeah i don't know let's call betty white and after how do we have do you like do you have these people's numbers joe no i don't have her number okay i haven't seen betty in a while it's not like you become famous you get on rolodex like here's the list of all these steven tyler's a weird one from aerosmith yeah yeah i text each other and i'm like all right that's the most surreal feeling ever it's wild it's weird i never get used to that no it's humbling though yeah and but that's why i always say i don't i i don't do [ __ ] i got no way i don't talk right that's it i know people that have real talent right i actually that's what people like about you is that you recognize that in yourself yeah you know that you're not you're not oblivious to that you're not delusional i mean i kind of wanted the room to be like you are talented you must have something yo you know what you are [ __ ] normal now that i think about it you're a regular guy i'll just double down on you like yeah you know it's good charlemagne the dude you are [ __ ] let's change your name up a little bit but humility like that in that regard that's important for people listening they want to know that you know you know
you you can't play a musical instrument sing or do something crazy well don't they want to feel like reflected like often often at times i think that uh your audience resonates to you like that it's like you are asking a lot of times the questions that they would love to ask these people yeah when i when i listen to you i hear somebody who's still a fan and that's how that's how i feel like i'm a curious man i'm curious yeah i have a curiosity about things and i'm not afraid i don't i don't know [ __ ] i don't have i'm not yeah i just got some experiences i'm not an expert at nothing everybody that i sit across from is way smarter than me yeah and i'm fine with that let's have a conversation i want to learn that's good that's it that's what that's probably why you're successful it's the weirdest thing world people be like oh i can't believe you would say dude you would ask elizabeth warren about her native american ancestors did you see that well you call it the original rachel dolezal bro and rachel's by now too but did you see the interview with him and and uh elizabeth warren yes where he calls her out on the native american [ __ ] but you know here's the weird thing about her it's like i don't necessarily think she told the truth in that interview and i don't know how she did get away with it when she said that the boston globe did an investigation they said that she didn't she didn't in any way profit off of that or have an advantage she got higher she got hired for apart from harvard and she wrote native american on her resume like they hired her based on her ethnicity yeah yeah she's a liar yeah that's a lie yeah which is fine listen i don't have no problem with my politicians lying they do it all the time but i want you to acknowledge your lie and hold yourself accountable like none of this [ __ ] is disqualified it's not the 80s anymore it's not the 90s where [ __ ] like that ruins you just be honest like look i'm american i've cheated before i've taken shortcuts i [ __ ] used to put the cheat code in mike tyson all the time just to get mike tyson to skip everybody else that's what we're based on yeah so if she did that at some point in her life was it a horrible thing to do
absolutely does it make it a terrible make her a terrible person forever no i buy what she was saying though that she was told that she was native american because many people were and then they find out when they get a dna test that's not didn't that happen to you didn't happen to you yeah well it hasn't been disproven yet but yeah what are you native american yeah i was like growing up around the time i was going to college my guy that worked with my dad found out that he he like filed the paperwork to to his college 10 years after the fact and got a bunch of money back and so my dad's like well we're native american that's what i we've been told our whole time so we're trying to prove it right birth certificates and whatnot and it's really hard to because they didn't keep a lot of information back then right so i put it on an application got into ohio state that way got em and it was real weird when i was in like the minority uh holding this like on the orientation day they was like they gave me a letter to say show up at this uh like you pulled up god damn elizabeth you took a position from a hard-working cherokee kid he did it in good faith i had no idea and it was the first time just like when i said in my application and it was like what's your race i was like i just found out i'm native american i guess so i'm gonna put that and no one checked no one asked that's hilarious that people don't choose yeah i i didn't know i was doing anything wrong that the wild thing about that is like that that conversation it's like people ask me why i said that i'm like i'm just too dumb to know that that wasn't a question i wasn't supposed to ask you were supposed to ask that i thought i was just having a conversation the idea that you're not is ridiculous that's a huge thing we need to find out how she reacts to the fact that she told a lie does the rest of her is her family did that [ __ ] up the whole lineage right did the whole family start tearing [ __ ] down off the wall like oh my god we're not nate of america dude how many dream catchers were in the garbage that weekend that's what i'm saying holy [ __ ] just feather sticking out of hefty bags
once she learns that then the whole family has to realize damn we're not native american that had to [ __ ] up some family reunions there had to [ __ ] up some tradition oh my lord there's a lot of people that were shaking their head after that one she actually got the dna test okay can we talk about how [ __ ] up ticketmaster is real quick yeah you wanted to talk about it i just figured i just put my mind together on this thing yeah there's a taxi sent me oh my god ticketmap fat models ticketmaster we're going to take them all down okay so ticketmaster you know the place where you buy tickets i had no clue about this ticketmaster thing i'm just starting to do some theaters and [ __ ] on the tour so i'm starting to look at like what they charge to do like the processing and servicing right you buy it's like a 30 or 40 dollar ticket i looked at yours 40 tickets 16 in servicing for a service charge yeah is it per ticket per [ __ ] ticket they got it they got it 40 percent they gotta pay for [ __ ] in the venue no they don't that's the venue cost that you also got to pay yeah it's just to process the ticket and if you want to pick up a will call another three dollars it's unfathomable right so i'm starting to think i'm going okay so for the first time in my life i'm like okay i'm selling some tickets and everything's good and i'm just getting piece of the door so i'm happy right and my boy who's like this genius [ __ ] kid oj nigerian all these nigerians are geniuses and he comes up to me he's like okay but what about the processing fee for ticketmaster how much are you getting off of that i go what he's like what percentage are you getting off that i go nothing he goes wait but you're bringing all the ticket sales why aren't you getting a piece that's 40 of your ticket price and i'm like well i don't know and he goes and what about the data from the tickets being sold are you getting that i go no he goes hold on so they're [ __ ] you and getting paid to [ __ ] you i go what do you mean he goes the game is data now any business that's successful right now is all about data
acquisition right any business and data is not how many followers we have on instagram because they could take your account away in a second how many subs did you get on youtube because they could throttle your search we could see that happen all the time it's direct connect to fan right and what ticketmaster has done is they're your ticketing site they get your email they get your data set they get all your fans they know exactly who your fans are and they email them and tell them when you're coming into town or when somebody else somebody that they might like that's like you exactly and then they're getting paid an absorbent amount of money they're [ __ ] over the fans on it so i'm like i'm talking to him and he's like yo we got to just create another one of these we got to create another system that gives all that data to the comic why is the middleman even there we could create a way cheaper ticketing service that gives every one of those emails to a comic and it's like comics used to do back in the days by putting the comment cards on the tables and you collect them afterwards you can have an email list for every time you go to idaho an email list for every time you go to new jersey an email list for all these different places that's what most authors do and kevin hart kevin hart that's why kevin hart came up kevin hart was going into all these comedy clubs and he was getting everybody's [ __ ] email people wonder why whenever kevin would launch on these social media sites he'd get all of these crazy followers immediately it's because of that road work he put in in those comedy clubs and everybody's eating before anybody i think louis ck did that as well and louie had this massive email and now you have direct connection with your fans yeah and that's what your fans want your fans don't want ticketmaster telling that led zeppelin's coming through they want to know when rogan's come through but you know pearl jam tried to fight them back in the day but they have they they have exclusive deals with certain venues they are top to bottom yeah they own so they own live nation and live nation owns the venue so they're completely vertically integrated so if you want to play at the garden or
wherever the [ __ ] it is right yeah so you go we're going to process your tickets the only way you do is perform here is you do it with our promotion company which is alive the nation and um you're gonna have to use our ticket processing's fee and and our venue they actually own the venues now but here's the thing there's a handful of you guys that get to play those venues now i think with podcasts now shows are 300 people there's going to be thousands of comics that have 300 fans and the venue where we perform is not imperative that it's this specific one it could be a comedy club it could be a hall it could be some conference center it could be anything it could be airbnb but aren't you only doing ticketmaster when you're doing these big ass venues well sometimes now that they're live nation they own some certain clubs well i do i work with live nation so now all my money is all your [ __ ] is that yeah yeah really yeah why not just do the podcast live every [ __ ] way different man it's not the same yeah i i like podcasts like this where it's just people talking when you you do it differently when you're playing for an audience you perform for them and it becomes just weird start dancing and [ __ ] it just is not um it's not the same it's not a real conversation like i think the intimacy of podcasts one of the things that people like about is they listen in their ear right they got a little ear plug it's like you're talking to them yeah like you're right there when you're doing it live it becomes a different thing there's not that it's a bad thing yeah but it's a different thing but stand up is way better way it's just way more fun all i'm saying is what are we doing with this right it's like like you should you should have a direct connect to all your fans i should have direct connect for all my fans right we should be able even the venues should have that as well why why do we why are we giving away all the data yeah to a company that's really not i know my agent's going to call me right after this he's going to be like why the [ __ ] we have deals with tickets shut the
[ __ ] up so you want their email you want your audience's emails basically and that's what the audience wants and i don't want my audience to get charged 16 bucks every time they buy a ticket where does that money go like it costs 16 dollars a ticket why not just give up 40 of the ticket price why not just create an email and when you're at these venues just put it up on the jumbotron and be like yo email me after email me after the show yeah i mean that's yeah that's one more step or we could just create the ticket processing that charges them way less excuse me and and already starts aggregating the emails and then if you want to get real crazy with it you have a boy of yours that like let's say my buddy akash right i do a podcast with it's like hey akash you're about to go on tour yo why don't you just use my data set man they're going to know you from doing the podcast with me maybe you could they'll want to see you it's like we get to empower each other through that [ __ ] am i making sense no it makes sense the thing is specifically about data about the the email list and about they get that if you show up in these different places they get the email address because that's how people get their tickets what you get done with that you get the option of saying like because they'll ask you they'll say can ticketmaster reply to you or can ticketmaster send you the latest updates and news and events you can click no yeah like i and i click no all the time sure that's ticketmaster but you would click yes if it was us and there was somebody who you are invested in going to see you just don't want ticketmaster promoting random offenses depends what you're sending me but even if you click no ticketmaster still gets your email address and might sell it absolutely yeah even if you just click no like you do you want updates from ticketmaster you're not saying is it okay if this company just starts selling my email address because that's what they do that's what they do yeah bro they own us anyway but they don't have to i'm saying now like everybody that's coming out to your shows is
coming out from this podcast they're not coming out because of ticketmaster and if you used a different email service or ticketing service they would come out with that one there was a sam harris podcast where he talked about this where they had on this expert they were discussing how data is it's like a commodity that no one knew was a commodity and we signed off on it before we realized it and these people that don't provide any service are getting that data and it's worth billions and billions of dollars which is essentially what facebook is it's facebook but it's also shaping the way we communicate with each other because the things that attract people are conflict right so the things that get you to engage are conflicts right so that's the stuff that shows up in your email feed yeah they for your facebook feed they find out what's going to annoy you yep and that's the [ __ ] that they show you more clickbait oj has 800 000 followers in two [ __ ] days overnight instantly on twitter which nobody grows on twitter anymore yo but at least twitter at least twitter at least at least facebook they're not charging right my issue with if ticketmaster was like hey here's a free service we just want to get your data i'd be like all right boom cool but facebook is charging you gonna charge me you're gonna [ __ ] me in my ass and make me pay you i think facebook is charging they're just not charging their ads yeah yeah but and also like think about it they're they've stolen a lot of that data from people in a lot of ways so that is a charge because you signed up for something but you didn't know you were signing up for that i didn't know i was giving you all of this right what's weird to me man is [ __ ] when you're talking about something and then those ads show up in your google feed right we were just talking about coolers bro and i looked at my google news feed and there's ads for coolers i'm like how does my phone know i was talking about cool that's why i said dateless you know what else is crazy when you get in your car and you look down at your phone and it says 32 minutes to wherever the [ __ ] you're going that [ __ ] happens to me all the time knows where you're gonna go without you
look get your phone it'll be like 32 minutes to to whatever gym i go to uh yeah now it used to tell me 40 minutes to work in the morning now it says 40 minutes to starbucks bro i'm like i drink starbucks every morning and there's a starbucks by my job in the building but that's where it tells me i'm going i'm going every morning i watch one video of robbie williams you know that like english singer it was a youtube video with him and tyson fury one i just clicked it was two minutes long every other ad on instagram is robbie williams live so it's not good the targeting isn't perfect yeah i'm not gonna buy those tickets but my point is it's scary one youtube video and then a completely different platform yeah and this is all within the last decade they figured out how to do this yeah even if we unplug we're still plugged in if we were all to delete everything that we have on social media right now they got us already bro that's why i don't like all that snapchat [ __ ] with the face filters and all that did you see what they did to him what'd they do to you what they're doing the [ __ ] would be the eye thing yeah this was nuts they made a a complete deep fake with they take they basically took all the recordings of me talking and made me say words that i've never said before and it was it talked about me sponsoring a hockey team made of entirely of chimpanzees and a bunch of other crazy [ __ ] that i might actually say but it said it i've never said those things okay so they use my voice with artificial intelligence they've all the sounds that my mouth makes and they use it with all the right inflections and they create these sentences jay pharaoh is out of a job they just passed the legislation about that about deep fake yeah the congresswoman from brooklyn i can't remember her name she just passed the legislation about defects they also did video of the mona lisa talking bro they got the mona lisa they took the painting of the mona lisa and started now she's like opening her mouth and saying things they can do with abraham lincoln and how can you believe anything you hear on social media anymore yeah it's gonna be
in a few years you're not you're gonna be able to now you don't know what's true and what's not true and nobody cares about the truth and the lies more entertainment maybe that's better maybe now we could say [ __ ] up [ __ ] and be like bro deep fake what are you talking about definitely deep fake well it's you you're already getting porn with actresses they're taking actresses face and putting them on porn stars and you can't tell oh wait yeah oh you could [ __ ] everyone yeah and now they're going to be able to do that with virtual reality so you're going to r porn yeah they have that yeah vr porn and they put something on your dick so it feels like yeah they could put a little one of them little things that jerks you off yeah no you're faithful now you're going to need this bro what's that the same it's not the same i'm old school you like your partner yo i just started [ __ ] listening to audible books because i'm old school i like flipping the for the book i just started listening to audible only because of of time purposes and it's like it's like listening to long-form podcasts i'm like you know what [ __ ] i'm still getting the information and i feel like at this age i retain information more by hearing it right so i'm not about to go start [ __ ] virtual reality [ __ ] here's the [ __ ] that's not porn but it could be interesting have you seen the one about the basketball games what okay so they put a few cameras so you can sit front row but in vr oh i don't think i would mind that that's the best you're looking around you're seeing all the people that are actually there and your front row at the game yo last month i went to um i went to disney i went to disney and i went to that [ __ ] that avatar avatar yeah oh yeah me too that [ __ ] was incredible and you know i i got anxiety right so i'm on it and i'm like holy [ __ ] until you just remember i'm not even moving right and then it's just like it settles everything for you and then you can just enjoy the actual experience and that helped me i mean i was telling my therapist about it because that helps me when i when i'm
dealing with anxiety because it's like you know breathing exercises things that get you back to center even though you're falling and you can feel the the dragon breathing on you it's just like when you realize you're really not moving it just brings you right back to center then you're okay then you're fine you can't do that on a roller coaster no because you're really but if they have a roller coaster with virtual reality like if you're wearing virtual reality goggles and they put you on a roller coaster yeah but i can enjoy it i can enjoy the what do you mean like they put these goggles on okay and then while you're on this roller coaster you're experiencing things that aren't really there but you're expecting like you're like going through wormholes and you're traveling you're seeing things happening i'd have a heart attack gotta have a panic attack that's not that's not something i want to experience i'm glad you talk about anxiety i'm glad you talk about the way you do because i think you've opened it up for a lot of people i think you've get you've made it a subject that's okay to talk about for someone like you who are like a cool guy who's a smart dude who is successful and talks openly about anxiety and about how it's affected you that's i think that's a you're doing a very big service for that i didn't even know what anxiety was until 2010 because growing up in the environment that i grew up in i just thought all those feelings were normal i thought all those feelings are paranoia or you know being anxious all the time like you know and i used to smoke weed so you know when you smoke weed and you have a panic attack you just blame it on the weed yeah you know i remember driving the burger king one time with two of my homeboys one of them is dead now names uh jarrell rest in peace and my man zeke and i was high as hell and my steering wheel needed like steering fluid so it was shaking so it was shaking my legs and i'm bugging out just driving the burger king a two mile ride i'm like yo one of y'all gotta drive we're all gonna die you better take the wheel right now take the wheel right now i'm gonna crash this [ __ ] car i'm tripping the [ __ ]
out and they're looking at me like you know don't let this [ __ ] smoke no more but it had nothing to do with the weed it was probably accentuated though no definitely did because when i after you know when i found out what anxiety was in 2010 and i didn't start going to get you know going to therapy until like two years ago because back in 2010 when i when i got diagnosed with my first panic attack that somebody the doctor was saying hey this is a panic attack i had just gotten fired from radio for the fourth [ __ ] time and i was back at home living with my mom at like 31 years old with a two-year-old daughter and you know collecting unemployment checks so when i'm having this panic attack and i go to the doctor and he's like yo your heart is fine you got a perfectly fine heart and you you're you're healthy you got an athlete's heart he was like yo are you stressed about anything i'm like [ __ ] yeah you know so in my mind all i gotta do is give me another job get back in position and everything will be okay yeah but when you get back in position and you know you've made more money than you've ever made in your life and you got books that are selling and tv shows and all of this other [ __ ] you still having those same panic attacks like what the [ __ ] is going on pressure that's it that's exactly what it is pressure you think you're gonna lose everything it's also you experience pressure that most people will never experience because you experience pressure at this this public scale it's not just pressure it's pressure with people's eyes on you and expectations and criticisms and all these different things that the average person is not going to experience that from millions of people and you do and it's just like it's always on if you're one of those crazy [ __ ] that reads comments good luck lord have mercy love that that was my problem at first i used to enjoy it because i was the guy who came up on youtube looking at all these worlds start hip-hop conspiracy theories about people and you'd be like oh my god this [ __ ] sacrifices hamsters and that's how he got successful you know what i'm saying you know you think all that [ __ ] is cool until
you get older and then you start seeing things about you and you you laugh at it at first right until you realize like all right now they're really starting to say some wild [ __ ] what was the craziest one that you heard about you i mean for me you know what it is like when they tried to me too the [ __ ] out of here tried to get him out of here you know that's that was that was the most that was the wildest one to me because i was always the person that said live your truth so nobody can use your truth against you right so it's not like they bought up anything that i hadn't spoken about numerous times before or written about in my books they just decided to attack oh my god targeted targeted planned attack oh man it can happen it can it so that for me that was like all right this is going too far but then it's like you really can't do anything about it that's the other thing like there's there's no way to fight it once the two faces out of the tube there's no way to put the toothpaste back in the tube yeah so the only thing you could do is just either let it consume you and and and probably ruin you just because you took it all in or you just keep it the [ __ ] moving like you you how you have to be confident enough to know what's the truth and what's not the truth yeah and so now you don't read any comments anymore i don't go on twitter at all twitter's too toxic that [ __ ] is like yeah we we're in verbally abusive relationships with our [ __ ] smartphone yeah i agree yeah it's not it's definitely not healthy you know we were talking about it yesterday me and duncan trussell we were saying that it's like your diet like your diet if you take in junk food all the time eat a bunch of shitty things that are unhealthy it's not good for your body well your mental diet is important too and if you're always taking in these toxic arguments yeah i mean half of twitter is just people screaming at each other and just yelling and insulting each other and trying to find ways in this person's being shitty or wrong or negative and it's like that's not real life no the real life that we experience that we're designed to experience is like this people interacting with each other
reasonably it's one of the reasons why i think people like podcasts so much especially good podcasts where people have real conversations is because you go oh okay this is this is this is this resonates with me yeah whereas twitter does not resonate with you right twitter just gets you anxious and gets you upset and yes conversations where people are actually being nice to each other in person look i don't do podcasts over skype i don't like it i don't i want to see you yes i want you to be in the room with you i want everyone to know we're going to be okay you know when you when you have these conversations and people listen to them like just one-on-one like this or two-on-one this this kind of like what we're doing now yeah this makes sense to people yeah that's one of the reasons why when i'm out and about and you know like if i'm at the airport and somebody comes up to me and talks to me i speak to them yeah because i feel like that interaction was supposed to happen right yes you know what i mean normal twitter instagram i ain't supposed to be talking to you on this [ __ ] yeah like what the [ __ ] you're not supposed to be human beings are not wired to be that wired no everybody should not have that kind of access to you no so it's just like we gotta we gotta take back some of that see the facade fall apart when you respond to one of their tweets like someone would be like [ __ ] you charlemagne you ain't [ __ ] and then you could be like why in the bag i'm just playing bro i'm a fan i didn't really know what to say there's always that they're just trying to get a reaction they just want to react yeah could i in my mind if people if if you like somebody right you see them you're going to go up to them and speak to them i just try to gauge things on how i would do it right for example i was going to play with steve nash this morning okay i saw steve nash i'm like wax is like oh she watched my boy he's like oh [ __ ] that's steve nash and i'm like oh [ __ ] that's steve i didn't speak to steve did you say hello no nothing no okay i didn't i didn't feel it even i respect him right right no he's a great player i feel john stockton that's a say what there's some people you have to say hi to rachel dolezal get the [ __ ]
out of here i said hi did you i saw her seattle absolutely where was she she was i saw her with uh i think she had at least one kid maybe another one she's just at the airport we're online she's regular no tsa pretext biceps bisexual natural she's bot yes she's bisexual biracial she's oh no she's not biracial trans racial she is black she's not both trans racial i know but what i'm saying is she's bi so she's straight and gay with the thing yeah but i said hello said what's up amazing forehead one of the best four heads you'll ever see in the game that's what i would have ignored her you rachel to get the selfie no i saw jesse i took a picture of him oh my goodness in lafayette bakery what do you think is going to happen with him nothing nothing absolutely nothing amazing nothing legally it's amazing oh i think chicago was coming after them no do you think so no yeah didn't they say that they were going to get them for the money for the money that they spent there's no such thing as cancer culture no more cancer culture is absolute [ __ ] oj simpson proved that ooh you know what i'm saying like when bill cosby comes home he'll be on the road doing a [ __ ] stand-up or kelly's still out here selling shows like charlie sheen is still out here flourishing like charlie sheen ducked wait a minute not all he did get that age he's got aids he got good aids today with medication exactly mayweather some say the greatest endorsement deal magic johnson ever signed i'm saying we're not going to act like his career didn't flourish right and it looks great take this age you go get some movie things i was in my car the day they announced on the radio that magic johnson had hiv and i was [ __ ] in my pants i was like oh my god this is like the beginning of a zombie movie we're all gonna get it if magic johnson with all his money and all his fame if he's got it i'm gonna get it we're all gonna get it i was terrified did you stop crawling i remember in my car driving yeah and then i hear it on
the radio i'm like holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is insane 30 years later he looks great he looks amazing he looks great he's on tv telling us why he left the [ __ ] lakers not once did somebody say yo you know magic got hiv oh i showed it this is how you made it that's all i was thinking about every time i see him oh because he looks incredible he does look incredible he does look incredible yeah he's not even positive in tests anymore wait what yeah i heard that yeah if you give him a test for hiv it comes up negative because apparently these protease inhibitors and all these different things that they take to the different medications you don't even test positive for hiv anymore by the way then listen it was just it was this older white dude and i forgot what tv show i was on the set of but he was explaining to me the whole situation with magic and he was like the reason that they chose magic was because they wanted to erase a lot of these stigmas people thought that hiv and aids was a gay disease and they needed like a a a alpha male i guess to to to have it to kind of erase that stigma and to let people know that you can live with it like hiv like they gave it to him well this is what he told that this is not by the way this is not a charlemagne all right i'm telling you what somebody told me what they said to me was magic hat got caught up in some type of scandal and uh underage right yeah and before and before the scandal was came out because the person that he was with was like some allegedly some bigwigs child or something like that and so this is they said this is what you're going to do so we don't ruin you i'm not now joe before you take this in he believes in sasquatch he believe sasquatch was real that just started right now on this podcast if i asked him yesterday he did a hundred percent there i would say i'm not saying i believe that magic theory i'm just repeating what i was told that is a common rumor that's out there i've heard that i've heard that rumors that he doesn't
actually have it but that it was either that or but we just got done saying how you read rumors about you that are ridiculous and you go what the [ __ ] and then you realize oh this is what happens people just make [ __ ] up and then people repeat the [ __ ] that people make up because we can't fathom that he beat aids bro aids was bodying people back in the day like katie mercury freddy gone yeah who else easy easy my downstairs neighbor yeah is your downstairs neighbor no no i had a downstream neighborhood i'm just saying listen [Applause] charlie sheen for 350 bucks book them where on cameo oh like what is happening here what is what is he doing yeah his strange thoughts somebody has just shown you what he's up to he aged very quickly it's like see he seemed to be fine when he was doing two and a half men when he stopped doing that show he gauged like a hundred years joe he has hiv we don't know how it's professional true true i forgot he is exactly i forgot everybody has everybody's not magic johnson here okay by the way that is why i say magic is like the greatest nba player of all time why because of that he played 13 seasons in the nba went to nine nba finals won five of them one in college came in won his rookie year and went one-on-one with hiv and [ __ ] one destroyed he destroyed the stigma of hiv he definitely did anybody that catches hiv right now the first thing you're going to say to yourself is give me a magic star i can live through anything if magic made it well yeah you know what i'm saying 30 years later he's okay without a death sentence anymore and by the way what's worse herpes all over your dick for life not that it comes back and forth but it's always there the open blisters forever forever or having hiv definitely herpes it's worse yeah because hiv they can they could basically cure it if you ever use the herpes on your dick forever meaning those blisters don't go away you can't even [ __ ] it'll hurt no the blisters go
away nobody's saying that you get it do they yeah yeah heartbreaks say well he's not saying this specific type of like real hardcore herpes they never go away they're just always they have one that doesn't go away hypothetically would you have another one cynical herpes did you ever see the damon wayans bit about magic when magic came back to the nba no no no nobody wanted to block him what's up dennis rodman dennis roberts like [ __ ] you i'll spit in your mouth and accelerate your symptoms bro don't give damon wayans enough credit damon's a goat man he's one of the greatest of all time don't give him enough credit yes we had that we had to actually delete a damon wayans joke from the breakfast club because he used to play like you know you know you have stuff that plays as a loop yeah he had to delete it once to me two times up eric can you say it i mean i'll say it yeah damon wayans damon wayans was on the breakfast club and he was talking about the bill cosby situation he just goes yo man have you seen the women that are accusing bill cosby they're all unrapeable damon wayans said that i was like you know what i'm swinging for the dennis rodman said i'll spit in your mouth and accelerate your symptoms bro think about when call them alone think about call malone everybody right now carl malone will get so much flack for this what'd he say but in the 90s what he said made sense oh because none of us really knew what hiv aids was do you remember what he said what did he say oh about yeah i was like i'm not playing basketball with him like what if i hit him and he starts bleeding and he gives me like but that was what a lot of people were thinking sure how could you be mad at him for not knowing for being ignorant about mosquitoes remember that yes i do what about mosquitoes i mean yeah that's reasonable though right i think it works with ebola and other [ __ ] no if they can give you or some [ __ ] or malaria why can't they give you some hiv bro we used to be we
used to be somebody said you can't get it in your mouth i thought this was propaganda like you can't get it in your mouth well if someone comes in your mouth yeah you can't get it magic tell you that [Music] what what free tickets to the movie theater for life what are you doing by the way what are you talking about that would be the line right if you got hiv it's like look you can't get it you can't get there's no way to get it though i'm just coming in your mouth it's coming your mouth don't worry that wouldn't be the line bro oh my god did you just put it up all the mosquitoes are carriers of yellow fever dengue fever japanese enzyme encephalitis encephalitis there's no evidence mosquitoes can transmit hiv studies with hiv have shown clearly the virus disappears in the mosquito after about one to two days yeah but what if that [ __ ] bites you and then bites you right bro look at that last line i've never heard it described like that the time required for the mosquito to digest the blood meal oh jesus christ you don't even talk about vampires like that the blood meal so that means if they get someone who's got hiv and then they get to you within one to two days doesn't that seem like it would get you bro that's all i'm saying it's it's a reasonable thing to ask these are reasonable things i don't have to worry about [ __ ] like that i'm married well the real fear is pandemic diseases i'm about to gain yeah yeah yeah we're talking about you're on the beach in anguilla some dude charlie sheen's next to you spitting in yeah spitting in your mouth yeah just some tiger blood remember people yeah that winning [ __ ] don't sound too i don't believe you right he's calling i mean yeah you're not winning bro yeah he was just a while dude you know what i don't imagine the difference between magic and charlie i don't think charlie was ever cool to anybody because of people yeah like we wanted we wanted to be magic at some point in our lives everybody wanted to be magic johnson's live show what are you showing up his stand up
in 2011 this is when he was on that big thing but that's the problem well you know what fixed that those russell peters fixed that what russell peters fixed it because he went with him so what what happened was charlie was trying to do it by himself and really didn't have anything to say and people get bored after a while they would boo him and like he was like oh [ __ ] you i have your money and he's like a bunch of dumb [ __ ] cuz he tried to do this live tour but he didn't plan it out right so then what he did is he brought russell peters with him so russell who's the best at work in the crowd he could just make something out of nothing right so russell just got him to talk and then russell would start talking [ __ ] and making fun and someone would say something russell would incorporate that and russell treated it like a comedy show and turned it into something that was actually good i didn't know it was good i see him live so it's going to be good because russell's there right russell's going to handle it and turn it into funny challenges just did a podcast yeah that's what he should have did yeah when he had all that podcast back then and nobody cared about podcasts have some stories though dude oh yeah all those crack stories and the [ __ ] are you willing to tell him though oh he's telling that he's already got aids what's worse well you remember when he was on television he was talking about just smoking rocks yeah just all this and the people like what yeah like what are you saying but did that excite people in 2019 like we've seen all the crackheads no back then it was the right window of time yeah it was like him coming through and just being unapologetic about doing drugs and and you don't pay hookers to [ __ ] you you pay him the lead kind of [ __ ] that he was saying everybody's like what it was unapologetic and that's why it resonated and that's also why no one could get him with like a me too thing it's like what are you gonna of course he'll tell you what he did first of all no woman is gonna say they slept with chinese for sure and those girls get quiet real quick holy [ __ ] that's genius we just found a way around the system oh my god it might be a joke what if that's
what leo says every time a girl leaves the house oh by the way positive oh my god [ __ ] maybe he's just really nice to them they like him they don't want to [ __ ] throw him under the bus some guys are like leo's like that drake no i don't know about drake derrick jeter oh dear jenny was giving out gift bags baby yeah you know what i'm saying can you imagine the remember when that came out he was getting signed baseballs think about how many guys have gotten assigned baseball from their girlfriend as a guest think about what was going through their heads when they read the post that moment and there's this sign derek jeter baseball on their [ __ ] mantle no other girls might have but he was just nice to me he's a gentleman well you got to earn that gift back no joe what joe's saying is very true that's why i always said like when i see dudes still treating women like [ __ ] in 2019 like [ __ ] them and kicking them out the room like i don't i'm not answering the phone for right after [ __ ] i'm like you're wilding yeah you should be treating her with the utmost respect and being extremely nice because you just never know uber uber she's your friend she's your friend yeah yeah she she should be yeah she should be your friend like i i don't understand why guys like i don't know i say this all the time why are y'all still calling women [ __ ] some of them are [ __ ] have to acknowledge that there's some [ __ ] i like it in a positive way like check this bad [ __ ] out yes that's okay but some of them are just old school [ __ ] but there's some [ __ ] where it's like you're saying in a derogatory way like you could say it in a positive way you're laughing about it or you could say it in a derogatory way yeah sometimes i'll say in a derogatory way as a man yeah because i mean it because in 2019 no what about [ __ ] i've never used that ever what about [ __ ] i've never used [ __ ] he got in trouble for using the word [ __ ] i didn't get in trouble yeah yeah you're in trouble you get but you got outraged he's [ __ ] they were on your right yeah
he's not getting money i want to ask you this first of all i think what you're doing with youtube is genius it's brilliant you're the first comic to really capitalize on using youtube you know netflix didn't want to give you a special like [ __ ] i don't need you let me do this it'll get more views and it has and it's been amazing it's been beautiful to watch but are you experienced because of the popularity increase are you experiencing some pushback on some of your material because you go hard bro the weirdest thing no it's like we've curated an expectation for it so the people that are going there are waiting for it it's not people who like got free tickets from the funny bones website they know what you do they they're there for it they're there to watch you talk about eating ass dude eat an ass yeah we were just talking about this on on a pod on uh the other day but like you're just talking about how privileged you have to be to eat that because think about all these third world countries where they can't even eat food but we're so full in dominican republic you can't have a [ __ ] cocktail without almost dying you think they're eating ass in america we're so full we got so many choices that we choose to eat ass when we want to dude for fun yeah but bro i'm telling you they're not it's been pretty amazing they're all leaning into it and i think that people have had enough with the pc [ __ ] so they really like to see the fact that this is out there and i mean we're posting you know i'll tell you one thing the joe rogan effect we used to do a million views a week on my youtube channel and i came on here two million now wow wow doubled that's crazy double see what happens now well i mean we'll see it was nuts get the charlemagne effect in there well we do a podcast i mean but the channel exists because of the charlemagne effect my channel exists because we're putting the brilliant idiots uh videos idiots videos out every week on the channel like without him that channel doesn't exist i mean like you two guys i swear to god have the biggest influence on the market and it's like he gave me this opportunity to have all these people
view and i was able to put the stuff out and luckily they liked it but the same thing happened here we just doubled up again i mean it's crazy that it's all dependent upon generosity and being a fan because that's what i do i mean when i'm talking to a scientist or talking to you yeah i'm a fan yeah i'm interested i'm curious and it's not like you're putting on some [ __ ] [ __ ] right you know what i'm saying like andrew's funny he's been funny for years so now everybody else is actually realizing what we all knew already yeah and the the limitations of like those platforms putting you on like netflix or hbo or something like that that doesn't exist anymore and it's not you you're not playing your whole game like you know that you go you go getting those systems and they teach you how just to shoot three pointers yep you know what i'm saying instead of like [ __ ] cultivating your your whole game that's why you know brilliant idiots i love brilliant i i try not to promote brilliant ideas i know this sounds crazy right no girl this is interesting and the reason i do is because i love our audience i love that group of people who come to listen to us every week they know that we just out here saying some wild [ __ ] not even on purpose just because we're we're trying to get ideas out and we're just talking through things it's when you bring those outsiders in who hear you don't know any context or nothing take that little piece out of context give it to the rest of the world now the rest of the world is outraged we didn't ask y'all to come over here any [ __ ] way you know what i'm saying we want to be wild we want a place let's talk about that because where do you think that's going like what is the outrage culture reached full outrage it's coming back we turned it around i agree i'm gonna turn it around you know what's made me think about that two situations in the past two weeks i can't remember the first one but the whoopi goldberg one from yesterday with bella thorne i didn't hear it bella thorne uh she took some nude pictures somebody was gonna expose them so she just shared them herself first i think somebody hacked her i don't know what someone hacked her cloud they're trying to say hey we're going to
put this out unless you give us money or some [ __ ] she's like [ __ ] i'm gonna put my own [ __ ] on twitter yeah so whoopi goldberg gets on the drink set of juggernauts i don't even see it lovely whoopi gets on the view and whoopi goes look it's 2019. when you take pictures they go up to the cloud hackers can hack you so don't take pictures yeah she was like it's just common sense like it's not it's not worth it just don't take the pictures everybody's like oh you're victim shaming but i thought that i thought that was what the outrage was going to be it wasn't it was like oh [ __ ] whoopi you're talking super common sense now bella came out and said she was being victim shane but the general public on social media was like so y'all are mad at what people are talking common sense and i was like oh [ __ ] you can't say it's victim shaming if she's correct because we are moving into an era where all information is going to be available to everybody i think that's a that's going to be a thing that we're going to have to overcome that privacy is going out the window done it's not going to exist anymore like what our expectations of privacy are so much different than people that lived in our parents age well our kids it's going to be even less and then their kids non-existent joe they didn't even know fdr was crippled that's right fdr was crippled yeah see they didn't know he would literally hold himself up at the podium i think he got polio or some [ __ ] as a kid right so he was uh paraplegic yeah right and but the press respected his role as president and they respected his privacy i mean he had side [ __ ] he had all this [ __ ] going on and he was just standing up at the podium holding himself up whenever you were talking everything else besides that they kind of roll them around but the people didn't know because there wasn't this access oh i want us to get back to lying to each other oh talk to me because i cuz think about it used to be a time when you didn't know what somebody's religion was you didn't know what somebody's political views were like you didn't like nobody knew like
you just went you presented and you went to [ __ ] home i think we need to get back to that well i think it's too much [ __ ] so everybody's called true get back in the closet not just with your gay [ __ ] just whatever just get back to bullshitting each other everybody should just get back to bullshitting each other because guess what remember they used to say you don't want the truth because you can't handle the truth that this era the world cannot handle truth that's why they won't tell us about ufos what what do you think is happening with ufos they won't tell us that ufos exist because if they told us that ufos exist [ __ ] would probably go crazy when the reality is we really probably need to know ufos exist because it would humble the [ __ ] out of everyone well that's the only time we get along right like in every movie right the only time russia and china and america get on a conference call is when bro the movies the aliens are coming [ __ ] the movies ronald reagan said that in a speech in the 80s ronald reagan told mikhail gorbachev why the [ __ ] are we beefing because one day we might be we might have an extraterrestrial threat and then we got to come together and everybody was like what the [ __ ] is ronald reagan talking about quickly we would put aside our differences yes we were faced with a threat from an alien world and everybody was like what does he know yeah oh i would respect we're gonna find out tonight so we gonna find out tonight by the way i would respect your prejudice if aliens came and you still had held on to whatever the [ __ ] you you still hated like you were still racist if you were still homophobic if you were still transphobic after the aliens came i'd be like [ __ ] no this is bigger than the alien life that's not a girl that's a [ __ ] dude in a dress men can't get pregnant hold on e.t men can't get pregnant oh my god i would respect the [ __ ] out of that i'd be like okay all right that's how you know it's true that's how you know it's real that's what's up as long as it's real i really don't have no choice but to respect it but i think you'll agree with it joe i think you're right i think we're getting to the end of outrage
culture i think i think it was almost over we had we put out a clip this last week of there was this kid in the front row in a wheelchair heckling i saw that son that was hilarious and we went back and forth and initially i put it out like oh [ __ ] what's going to happen am i going to have these like you know people rolling up to my shows and like [ __ ] police you handled it really well he was also a special kid yeah he had something you know people have it you're a river around people and they just have a [ __ ] yeah like they have a like you know who has it ari ari has ari shafir he has this [ __ ] i don't know there's something that i just when i'm around i just like him he i just kind of want him to tell me his opinions on [ __ ] you just ask how do you feel about her yeah but he's just like how do you feel about carpets and he'll just [ __ ] tell you like i'm done with him whatever so it's like he just had this thing he had such positive energy and i'm making fun of the guy from [ __ ] being in a wheelchair and he's making fun of me for having a shitty upper body and like literally i go to him i was like i said you know your upper body is pretty good and he goes what's your excuse like quick and we have this moment and no backlash there's a thing it was cool no backlash should matter except for the guy in the wheelchair right if everybody else is like oh why the [ __ ] are you picking on him if the guy in a wheelchair don't care and the guy in the wheelchair is going back and forth why the [ __ ] are you jumping in there never people that have it no there's always parents of people that have things like when there was this person had a seizure in in one of my videos everybody who had seizures was cool with it it was always a parent of a kid who had a seizure who was like my son suffers from how dare you put a clip up like that so it's always offense on behalf of because i really think that people who suffer for things they've went through way harder things than a joke yeah and they actually like that they're being spoken to as a regular person in the audience not babied like every other part of their life when can i get the door for you can i get yeah yeah it's like they alright for the first time i'm in it i don't i don't i
don't post i won't post or like make jokes or talk [ __ ] about something that i wouldn't want to happen to me or somebody i love though right you know what i'm saying like yeah there's got to be stuff i can handle right you know what i'm saying yeah like hiv aids i don't want it you can handle that i wouldn't trip if i got it i wouldn't trip too hard you know i mean it's not what we used to think it was so it's a different thing yeah yeah do you know what bug catchers are yeah what's a bucket go around [ __ ] people who have those they try to get it yeah there's a bunch of guys in the gay community we're trying to get hiv yeah that's like catching up yeah hold on self-loathing people that wanted to get hiv and this is back in the day where it was a death sentence there was a lot of guys that were doing that hold on their goal their goal yeah they would try they would put out ads like craigslist looking for hiv positive guys to give me the bug this is why cults happen because people need to be part of something they're it's like in them imagine some people are just broken exactly because i heard about that 20 years ago and i thought that was crazy but now that i'm thinking about it i'm like what was their life like yeah i need to know what their life was like if they had something to lose if they was actually successful would they be doing that yeah i didn't know what kind of people were out there trying to catch this book there's every every step in the spectrum of crazy you think about it and there's a whole [ __ ] category of people that are doing that so bug catching was one of them like it was a big thing where guys were like actively going out and trying and guys who had hiv were trying to go give it to people yeah that's why i i the thing with karma i don't even necessarily believe in comedy anymore because every day of our life we're trying to avoid crazy right yeah but you can't you know what i'm saying when a guy comes in with a gun and he shoots up a [ __ ] school yeah like what are we supposed to do we didn't do anything to cause that but he's got
something going on with his life right that caused him to snap and it affected us like if you're walking down the street and you know a guy's just angry about something he bumps into you and you're like oh excuse me he's like [ __ ] you mean excuse me and he's ready to fight that don't have nothing to do with you right that's got everything to do with him so you really can't avoid this crazy yeah that exists i had a conversation with someone they were talking about like everything in your life you have manifested and created i go okay explain babies who get shot in drive-bys shut the [ __ ] up yeah there's random things that happen yeah kids get leukemia what would they do something bad yeah come on i use them shit's bigger than you that's the thing that people hate to hear we are a very small part of this big [ __ ] ecosystem right we really think that everything in our life is that important that it could affect the world get the [ __ ] out of here sometimes random factors why because you know you think about the secret like the law of attraction your thoughts become things i think the thing that we forget about that is not only do our it's not just our thoughts it's our actions you know what i'm saying it's not like you're just sitting around you didn't think you didn't sit around and think about doing this you actually put in some [ __ ] work that's the difference between the secret and reality is that people think that you think things into existence but no when you're successful and people say what did you do well i thought this into existence show me how you did that well i got up every morning at 6 00 a.m and i [ __ ] hustled to the gym and then i wrote jokes all day long here you go listen [ __ ] did this you put in the work yeah yeah and put in the work it's like it's like literally if somebody says you hate one day you're going to win the lottery so you just sit at home right all day waiting to win the lottery get up and go to the [ __ ] store and buy a powerball ticket you know what i think chappelle had that joke he's like you don't think they're starving kids in africa thinking about food right they think it's true they've got a nice roast beef sandwich ain't coming exactly
now don't get me wrong there's plenty of things that i've thought about that i've manifested but like you said i took the steps to go put in the work like this there's a process discipline i got this theory called putting the weed in the bag you know what i'm saying and it came from the movie belly because knives and dmx was sitting at this table with these two young kids and they were bagging up the weed and all the kids was like you wanna go out there and get money with y'all i wanna go out there and get money and tmx is like put the weed in the back first then go out there and get money you have to go through the process yeah so it can start with a thought yeah but you still gotta execute put some [ __ ] work in yeah i remember i was talking to this girl she was a friend of a friend of mine and she was telling me how i'm i found the secret and my my life is gonna be amazing now and i'm gonna i'm gonna get married and i'm gonna meet the right man never just ever was like okay and then i ran into her like a year later she came to one of my comedy shows and i'm like how's everything going she's like i don't get it i've been using the secret but my life is a mess my father's in jail she was a sweetheart of a person but she really believed that her life was going to transform i'll never forget the juxtaposition of those two conversations that's why that's why the positions that we're in in media you have to be very responsible with these positions malcolm x said that malcolm x said the person who controls the media controls the minds of the masses so you have to be very very responsible well i remember when you used to get a lot of flack for putting on just different voices that people didn't agree with yeah like why are you giving these people a platform a platform i'm like yo everybody deserves to be heard yeah i guess not everybody but we just i want to know how people think too i want to even if i don't agree with especially people you don't agree with a conversation isn't a cosign and i think that's what we we often mistake well in this day and age too was especially on the left so many people are talking about deep platforming they want to de-platform people i don't like that you know i
thought i i i don't like that i don't like it either i saw people getting mad at levar ball this week you know what i'm saying because of the comments he made molly on espn which i didn't i didn't he just was like she was like hey let's shift gears like you can shift gears with me anytime but he didn't he said it just like that you could shoot anything he didn't say he didn't whisper you could shift gears holder right if she had said hey let's switch it up he would say hey you could switch it up with me anytime that's all but every people was like oh they need to stop putting them on espn i'm like wait a minute literally just last year y'all was saying he was the drunk uncle at the picnic and right you love him or you hate him he's good entertainment but that now because he said that you want to take them off and i'm like we got to stop doing that because guess what every single one of us is going to say something that is going to offend somebody at some point yeah that doesn't mean that we shouldn't have a platform i'm not calling for nobody to get killed it also makes things fun when people say stupid [ __ ] sometimes you know when stephen smith was going off about andrew ruiz winning the title yeah it looks like butterbean this is a disgrace there was man i'm like the guy is speaking the way he would speak if you were around him yeah do you gotta appreciate that unless you want everybody to be ryan seacrest you should [ __ ] appreciate not there's anything wrong with ryan seacrest but you should appreciate someone who's just giving you what they really think yes and we do that's why he's so popular yeah we pretend to hate it right but the reality is we're going to keep listening the second thing he gets there's also attention a lot of people are like oh all right that's america feeds off of that that's why donald trump is president that's why the kardashians are still viable oh the kardashians are the first family drama every year every year they find a new piece of drama once [ __ ] gets calm and cool the show ends so they need a new piece of drama oh you got cheated on this here who's gonna have a baby you're gonna you're gonna be
the baby but whatever it is every year hey you're gonna chop your dick off but you know what i respect her for with kim she is getting people out of jail she's going for legitimately i can i can go back before that i respect the kardashians because if we really really pay attention to the kardashians over the past 10 years first of all you got to put them up there with some of the greatest dynasties of all time this is lakers this is patriots this is [ __ ] they've made billions yes billions with a b so many so many social conversations have started because of the kardashians you're talking about interracial relationships you're talking about uh the transgender thing you're talking about drug abuse mental health with con jobs yeah plastic surgery yeah they did change the shape of american women they changed absolutely they changed they made that whole fat relocation thing popular they suck it out of your waist turn your waist in this little thing and turn your ass into this ridiculous platform well that'd be for real can kim learn that from black women though could people forget about but that's a bile when when you would look at someone who really has it yeah it's different absolutely you see a woman who has a big ass naturally it looks like it belongs on her yes it's a different thing yeah yeah yeah yeah they have thick legs right there they're they're [ __ ] genetically superior they're built like a turkey they built sexy yeah kim's inspiration you know people don't remember kim came up in the the black circuit right she did king magazine and smoove that's right that's right that's right she was on wendy williams radio show earlier that's when i better i better when i was doing a radio with women he knew her before she was ever on anything when she was who's who's assistant someone said she ruins paris no she's too organized she's organized closets for paris hilton i got an old picture of like me and kim from like 2000 she looks sick different wow but i will say she always had that vision she used to always say i'm going to do what paris is doing times 100 wow she [ __ ] did it the secret she
used the secret secret is black dick that's the secret smoke a black [ __ ] it's amazing that that kicked her off because it used to be the kiss of death if a girl did porn that was the end lisa anne yeah she was the one to break that down well was it to her jenna jameson i think jenna jameson was the first one to become actually popular outside of porn oh i thought you meant like the first person to break like the racial barrier oh yes she was on purpose she was the first to break the race report but i mean doing porn period oh yeah where you could be where you could be a celeb outside yeah you talk about radio uh it's not too many people that came up off celebrity sex tapes like it's only few and far between that really popped off yeah who made it off of sex do you remember when girls were showing an auction they were showing their [ __ ] on purpose you remember oh yeah get out of cars and the camera just happened to be down where their [ __ ] is yeah yeah how the [ __ ] did you not know that camera was down near your [ __ ] they set that up yeah that's a lot of confidence too they were climbing out of their cars showing their [ __ ] yeah not a lot of witch fingers joe what is happening yeah not a lot of witch fingers that's all that's all the more reason you got to respect kim k bro yes that girl that was hopping out of cars and you could see her vagina sex tapes is out here getting prisoners free she is doing that i don't give a [ __ ] yeah i don't give a [ __ ] she's best friends with donald trump i don't care that's my thing right if you care about prison reform you care about criminal justice reform yes you should be happy that these people are getting out yeah if you're worried about oh she's doing it in the white house with donald trump who gives a [ __ ] you think that you think the guy who just did 15 years right for nothing but nothing cares what president let him out and she doesn't have to do this right she could just be buying cars and getting her nails done she's choosing to spend her time to get these people that are unjustly accused and and convicted and get them released and that and trump like him or not he's
listening to her and he's helping her that but you know why because he's a celebrity he understands the people yeah so you keep sending all these politicians to talk to a celebrity that [ __ ] that [ __ ] goes over his hey you got to send another celebrity to get in his ear yeah because he understands that type of language he also understands their power he understands where their reach is he knows that kim k doing something is way more valuable than some random you know democratic congress person well you're seeing that so much now you look at capitol hill the past few weeks you see you know i was there me ti and david gross was there talking about opportunities on legislation i was there with taraji talking about bringing social emotional learning in schools and therapy you had uh uh taina he she coached and danny glover was there this week talking about hr 40. you had jon stewart there talking about the victims of 911 bro i didn't even by the way the 911 [ __ ] i didn't even know that was going on bro if jon stewart hadn't done that that would i would have never even known that was going on and that is [ __ ] up and it was a simple statement the people you said you would never forget you forgot whoa that's not going over nobody's head yeah anybody can get that you can be with no teeth sitting in [ __ ] south carolina in a trailer park you understand that you understand that like again john stewart doesn't have to do that doesn't do that because he needs to it's in him yeah it gives you a different sense of purpose yeah like that's what really means something when you talk to me about talking about anxiety and mental health like the past couple years i feel like i've been walking in my purpose you know because i truly feel like if we can get more people to deal with their mental health issues you'll reduce so much of the other [ __ ] we complaining about in in america the violence the gun shootings because when you got a bunch of people who have never dealt with their trauma never dealt with their pain and their hurt hurt people hurt people yeah and all we do is go around redistributing that pain to others you think murderers and rapists do that [ __ ] cause for the thrill of it no they're broken damaged people so they
go and break and damage other people yes so if you can get people to deal with their mental health issues man that's the foundation of it all to me that's the real secret getting to the root of that [ __ ] yeah there is a thing about about purpose that like what happens i think when when some people reach financial independence and i mean like [ __ ] you money meaning like you don't have to work anymore your family good everything is good you have some people go well i'm going to get even more money and i'm going to become a billionaire and a trillion or whatever and then some people go i'm going to live life instead of survive it if you're working every week so you can get a paycheck there's absolutely nothing wrong with that as a majority of people but you are surviving yes it that that that job is no different than being out there in the forest trying to find some foods you can eat we have some shelter you get financial independence you have the opportunity to truly do whatever you want every single day with your life yes and some people go you know what i want to do i want to go to [ __ ] dc and help out with these causes or i want to put on a whole comedy community you know what i mean and like you really put it on your back i want to help other people out i want to have these conversations and just talk [ __ ] about you know [ __ ] magic having hiv whatever it is we're actually choosing to do the things that we enjoy because you realize what's important like even when you're talking about something like opportunities on legislation i feel like that goes hand in hand with mental health because environment is so important so if you can you know get into these these these communities these poor and disenfranchised areas and you can start putting things in these communities that people actually need like in the hood you replace the liquor stores and the [ __ ] chicken spots and the check cashing places with you know juice bars and mental health spas and you know wellness centers things that people actually need now you're creating an environment where people can thrive in instead of just trying to [ __ ]
survive in yeah you know what i'm saying you can't properly deal with your mental health if you're trying to survive every [ __ ] day well i think what you're doing is very important is you're bringing up that conversation that conversation wasn't taking place before the mental health conversation about anxiety amongst cool successful people it just wasn't happening everybody was pretending everybody was there they're hiding from it you keep your secrets like you got you got the float tank in your [ __ ] compound yeah are you telling people about that oh yeah okay i'm one of the reasons why that thing became popular again i got one in 2002. wow yeah i just did it for the first time like two weeks ago yeah man if you go to some float places they'll ask you how you found out about it it's like did you find out from the internet yelp and then they'll say joe rogan that's why one of the because i talk about it so much as videos of me i gave one away i gave one i had bought a new one and i said i'm going to give one away and i just got random emails and i picked one of them had it sent to this guy's house had it set up i just because i wanted people to know about what these things are i've never felt stillness like i've felt inside a float yeah it's amazing and it's like you know at first you're like okay they want you to get butt naked you don't know if they recording you you know what the [ __ ] going on you know what i'm saying and then they're like nice you got a lot of confidence in your [ __ ] bro i wasn't even swinging that dude i'm a girl and not a shower my [ __ ] is like doesn't swing in that no i actually was trying to make it a little chubby just in case you can't trust these people i don't know [ __ ] might be recording me in this [ __ ] so the lights went off and it's like when you first get in it's allowing yourself to relax because at first you're fighting it a little bit you got your head up you're like i don't know if i'm a drown yeah but when you finally just relax you don't you don't even know where the [ __ ] hour went right yeah and i've never i've never experienced a level of stillness like then it was point it was periods where i thought i was actually
i'm like am i alive right now right because your eyes are open but it's totally dark it's totally ducks you don't know if you're really asleep and you don't feel the water you don't feel the water you don't know if you're in and out of consciousness it's it's it's wild everybody should do float there yeah i agree guys what is the uh hardest part about having influence that's a nice pregnant pause that was dope right yeah and then the clock was going like you did you heard that guy you heard that [ __ ] that was awesome well timed yeah i don't know what's the hardest i don't think about it that way i think it's you're very there's it's very there's very few people that you have the opportunity to have the kind of influence that you or i have yeah or you it's uh it's it's very very strange i think you got to realize what harm you can do you got to be careful when the the kind of things you say or the kind of things you promote you know the kind of things that you uh sign off on or agree to and i think there's also a responsibility to tell people about cool [ __ ] tell people things that have benefited you to help help people about how you've overcome your own personal mistakes i think all those things are very important yeah i never i never even thought about having influence until like the past three four years because you know right i'm just out here doing my thing just doing it yeah but then when you real when you realize you are having influence and a lot of that influence could be negative yeah that's when you realize like oh [ __ ] let me make sure i'm doing the right things with these platforms you know i mean let me make sure i'm bringing on the right voices that people can learn from let me make sure i'm telling people about the things in my life that are making me a better person so for me it's like the best compliment i get nowadays when people say man you've really grown like you've you've really evolved like like it's visible people can see it yeah that right there lets me know i'm putting out the right
energy into the ecosystem yeah and it also people become inspired to seek that same kind of path when someone in the public eye like yourself and they see you grow and expand and and change your views on things it also inspires other people to open up themselves and change their own perspective and enhance their own way of looking at the world yeah i can imagine when i'm wrong y'all said i've said a lot of [ __ ] up wild [ __ ] oh you're you're going live on the air you're not reading a script right now you're free balling it's going to happen every day and i think the worst thing that can happen too is like for me you know breakfast club has only been going on for nine years so i never had experienced this level of attention and you know you start reading things about yourself in the media like you read real articles be like oh the hip-hop howard stern and i'm like oh so i gotta be like how would so i gotta give him more of that [ __ ] so what howard though right because i'm giving him a little bit of 90s howard what howard do y'all [ __ ] with right you know so it's just like you can get caught up in that yeah you know you could get caught up in what people's expectations of you are you change you know a lot of people say that happens to uh certain comedians so they become their character dice dice yeah he's gonna bring them up his name is andrew silverstein yeah the dice man that he would do in his bit he would do he would do a routine where he would be john travolta he would do a sylvester stallone and then he would do this character called the dice man and that part was so funny and so good it took over his whole act yeah i went toe to toe with dice one time toe to toe yeah on wendy williams show back in the day when i was wendy's uh sidekick and you know wendy vh1 wendy had a show on vh1 and andrew dice clay had a show on vh1 so they bought him on to promote it and like we just ended up going i don't know why the [ __ ] we ended up going on each other yes and like vh1 edited it to make it look like he like kind of [ __ ] me up but they kept a couple of mine in he was really upset like i called him i said you like a fat fonzie and he [ __ ]
and he [ __ ] lost it he was like who the [ __ ] are you you [ __ ] carry with this basketball [ __ ] living and i'm like oh [ __ ] it's all i got it's on i was like i'm like you're supposed to be able to laugh at that i thought it was funny i wouldn't be able to laugh with that if i looked like a fat fonzy like oh [ __ ] damn you'd have to go damn i was i was honest i thought he was like a discontinued terminator model you remember the terminator but what you said is real because i never want to become a character child myself and i feel like it was a certain point in my life where i was becoming a caricature of myself and it's like that's not real like you can't claim claim to be a real person and be out here pretending to be real you're either real or you not yeah and what's real is yo being honest about going to a therapist what's real is being honest about your mental health issues what's really talking about being a father like like real [ __ ] like yeah you can't always be trying to be cool yeah that's not cool that's fake and that only existed when there was like some sort of a you're you're projecting something you're putting something out there and these small bits when you're doing what you do and you're talking for hours and hours on gotta be you've got to be you yeah at the end of the day it's going to come out whether you're like nothing else and the people with the longest careers i feel like are the people who evolve over time right yeah you could see the guys who have real growth like howard stern in the beginning when we really think about howard like chicks were queefing on speakers oh yeah that was a normal thing in the howard stern radio show is come in who has the loudest queef on the speaker they're lucky that tiffany haddish wasn't around back then oh cause yeah because it would be over she sticks that microphone [ __ ] she makes a cannon sound it doesn't even make sense she's like launching midgets into the
[ __ ] atmosphere really yeah she used to do that all the time she would we [ __ ] what she's shameless doesn't give a [ __ ] is that the equivalent of a guy stool [ __ ] like on comedy oh yeah well there's not a lot of time is kind of an elitist approach to kami it's quite interesting somewhat he likes he likes bars he says he likes jokes he doesn't like stool [ __ ] hmm still [ __ ] if it's the right bit can be funny really it has to be the it has to be a real comic with a real reason to [ __ ] that stool there has to be something to it i'm trying to think of eddie [ __ ] this tool i imagine nobody's [ __ ] no stool bro see i like eddie i like richard i like chris rock bless you i like chappelle you know what i'm saying i like i like those guys that actually don't say just say something yes like have something and have something to say louis ck has something to say yeah like i want i like people that have something to say all that stool [ __ ] is like i want to get him on stage i think he could do it oh you never did i would never i would never disrespect the craft like that well you wouldn't have to disrespect it you would just have to want to do it and then try it yeah i don't want to do it i think we do it for fun if you don't want to do it don't do it but you could do it i tried one weekend and my first joke was like you know what uh i'm going to sit down because i don't want anybody ever say charlemagne's up here trying to do stand up well maybe don't try it okay maybe don't try it listen it's not for everybody bro you know what hey my bad joe hey joe hey all the listeners my bad you know maybe i don't have an eye for talent we just did three hours let's bring it home uh hey andrew thank you for setting this up thank you man and brandon too brandon thank you show up too man shout out to brendan um i really do appreciate what you do for for comics though you know because like i've seen what you did with andrew and jesse may paluso and miss pat donald o'reilly these people i really [ __ ] with so thank you for that man my pleasure it's for me it's uh i'm i'm
honored that i have the platform to be able to help all right bye everybody peace peace dude so much [Music]