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my brother good to see you as always always good to see you thanks for jumping in this uh short notice for the folks who don't know i was supposed to have kevin leon today but kevin and i we [ __ ] up it was partially my [ __ ] up partially his [ __ ] up but he'll be on on wednesday yeah algebra was in the neighborhood getting pumped my friend getting getting solid you've been lifting the weights how steady are you lifting now i try to get three days a week but [ __ ] gets crazy sometimes and i can only get two dude if i stop for just a couple weeks i start at 51 you start getting so weak even on trt everything just starts slipping your body's like no we don't need to be different i'm sure as [ __ ] i've been rolling with little people the last few months like what kind of little people uh hobbits i wish [ __ ] i should [ __ ] them up do you think so i think hobbits would be extraordinarily strong the hairy feet you probably have a lot of like some kind of no man i bet their feet are [ __ ] so strong you can never foot long have you seen the size of their heels they have giant heels but i bet their ligaments and [ __ ] are different i bet yeah this is weird about the hobbits right they're barefoot they got furry ass feet they have giant feet because you know obviously they had to wear those those feet over the shoes but even in the books didn't didn't it did they said they had big hairs look at those in the books yeah hold the [ __ ] out of that easy toe hold right there maybe maybe my thinking is if their feet are that hairy they go oh jesus christ what happened to that lady don't do this to me jamie this is a podcast is that a person that's a gown someone's got it it was like gout inflammation no man that's real did you think that was a hobbit picture yeah you did it oh that's so hilarious oh my god google image got you again
isn't that elephant algorithm that's the russians they're trying to [ __ ] with this show no that is is bunions first of all that's a painful thing that happens to your big toe some of it's genetic and some of it is putting your toes into pointed shoes for like long periods of time like people who have to go to work like ladies particular they wear like super uncomfortable shoes that smush their toes up like that your toes aren't supposed to be like that i've seen this thing on instagram where they could fix that yeah like rubber bands yes well do you think that's real well they they have yoga toes there's some [ __ ] that you use that you can you shove your feet in between these like styrofoam things and stretches them out apparently that's supposed to be good for them um vibram shoes is good let's still make those i didn't they getting sued or something they did get sued propaganda a bunch of [ __ ] really yeah a bunch of people you know i used to wear them too yeah look man they're they're harder to run in no [ __ ] they feel good though i like them i like them but once they you grip the ground oh that [ __ ] came out that uh they were like a fraud that's not what it is i think they had made improper claims if i'm not correct i mean if i'm not correct if i'm correct if my information is correct i think they made improper claims i think that was what the the word was the word was that they had said some [ __ ] and that people had gotten injured like they said it would keep you from getting injured it's all based on this idea that you're supposed to run barefoot yeah they said mexican barefoot yeah and then max was like [ __ ] you we got shoes but those guys up in the mountains that they're talking about in that book born to run i feel like they have some of them made their own shoes with like tires like they cut tires and made their own shoes and they're running like a hundred miles up there
something crazy like that like they have insane endurance and they live up in that mountain and they just run around oh speaking of mexicans one of the main reasons you're here i want to talk to you is because you're my favorite mexican and now we have a mexican-american heavyweight champion of the [ __ ] world that's crazy how crazy is that that's insane thank you mexico yeah jesus christ i didn't know mexico had a heavyweight boxer oh my god andy ruiz is the [ __ ] he is the [ __ ] he's what america needs right now with all this border wall crisis [ __ ] a heavyweight champion that's mexican yeah come on son and one that's [ __ ] good and one that has a big belly and he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite i mean no one has ever had a better body than anthony joshua you've only had a different body no one's had a better body he's like what is he like six seven or some [ __ ] can i see him i don't know god dude anthony joshua was the one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time and he's legit he was the champ and all that olympic gold medalist the champ knocked out vladimir klitschko i mean he's a [ __ ] monster from the uk from the uk okay yeah he was the champ and he was supposed to fight big baby miller and big baby miller tested positive for the mexican supplements ironically enough boom that's anthony joshua i mean come on son how tall is he because he's gigantic we've got a 12-pack because andy ruiz looked short in that fight 6-6 [ __ ] yeah but that's huge ruiz is like 6-2 he just looked tiny when he's standing next to joshua joshua's a giant of a man and just [ __ ] jacked what does it say is weight listed as 249. 249. i wonder if that was for the last fight because i'm sure with a giant dude like that it varies back and forth but um so i was out to dinner and i get a text from brendan chop
brendan trump hit me with the spoiler alert he said [ __ ] joshua got knocked out and i was like no and i go what happened and he goes he got [ __ ] up in the seventh round by a mexican and he goes i'm sick i go you're sick i go i'm happy as [ __ ] i lie i couldn't wait to come home and watch it i love when crazy [ __ ] happens this is my favorite thing in fights look at that guy look at reid no disrespect champ but he jokes about it himself i'm trying to get him in here too oh that would be correct look at his body i mean it looks like a regular dude what if he got shredded how much would he weigh why would he get shredded no but if he did [ __ ] out here he might be a middleweight i would feed him on the sneak tip i'd wake him up in the middle of the night with some great mexican food that dude needs to stay exactly how he is see look he's got muscles under there like look at his stomach he's just got some body fat on him but here's one thing if you do have great cardio one thing that body fat can do is it can protect you somewhat it's like wearing eight sweaters i've joked around about this before and people think i'm bullshitting and i kind of am a little bit because i know most of the impact gets in there but if you were gonna fight a guy and right before you fought him he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up and it sticks out like [ __ ] 10 extra inches you'd be like hey what is all this what are you doing you can't put that on and then if you hit him to the body and he barely reacts you'd be like [ __ ] i can't believe this guy's cheating with this fat vest think about that [ __ ] yeah you have good cardio and you got some fat around your gut that [ __ ] might protect you look at daniel cormier yep fedor look at fedor you're dealing with these giant dudes giant dudes who can [ __ ] you up with one shot there might actually be an advantage to having a gut and that's not [ __ ] at all it's not ideal in the lower weight
classes bringing back guts he brought back fatty packs i'm thinking of growing my own yeah how great being healthy barely hanging on tired of working dudes with guts that could be the new thing yeah dude that was amazing are you kidding me did you see that uh that gif on uh brendan shaw's page of uh dj khaled is that how you say his name who's a big fella himself uh climbing out of a golf cart with a shirt open let me show you this i don't want to read the caption see my problem with sharing this is i want to know who the [ __ ] made this because it's really funny i wish i knew the dude to give him credit you know oh it says it there the creator of the the gif can i see it yeah yeah put it up on there for him jamie hold on james tammy's gotta might be a problem copyright it from someone issue might have stole it from somebody else you got to talk in the microphone people yeah somebody else might have stolen someone uh i'll just put it up though okay look at this all the big men all the big men headed to brunch with their shirt open today after the andrew ruiz win he's bringing back guts dude that would be amazing and dude he's super friendly like really nice guy thanked his mom he told his mom after the fight you know we don't have to suffer anymore we just changed our lives you know it's beautiful it's pretty yeah the last i mean i was i was crazy into boxing before i saw ufc 2. once i saw ufc 2 i kind of just dropped boxing but i was way into boxing had stacks of ring magazine all over my house i wouldn't throw them away i was way into it and all we had as mexicans in the heavyweight division was alex garcia remember him yeah he was he he broke the top ten yeah he was up there for a little bit but he just you know that's that's the closest we ever got unless there's been someone else since then this was like
1990 i haven't followed boxing at all well that's why it was big for mexican americans when cain velasquez was the ufc heavyweight champ that was the first ever mexican heavyweight champ in combat sports yeah right am i correct yeah it's weird though in mma people aren't racist in mma really as much as boxing really raised like boxing i'm always going for the mexican i don't give a [ __ ] i don't give a [ __ ] you know yeah we talked about this but you go to the jujitsu guy i go i don't care what nationality you are in mma or i go for the i want well like like if someone's fighting melvin manhoef i don't necessarily want melvin manhoef to win but i definitely want to see melvin manhoef go melvin manhoof on somebody you know what i'm saying yeah yeah for sure oh yeah you know watching this guys yeah watching guys that that are known for their knockout power and i like watching those guys too even if they're fighting a jiu jitsu guy right i don't want them to win you know well that was why who was it was it uh no it wasn't was it akiyama no it was um who was uh was it yoshida who beat melvin manhoof and arm barnum i think it was yours was it akiyama i think it was akiyama i think akiyama i think sexyama fought him with a guy on hmm i don't remember who fought melvin manhoef in pride see if it was uh melvin manhoef versus akiyama i wonder aki yeah sexy yama you could say sexy amma who killed him sexy army was it shivelo michael chevelle did he i don't know who who named him sexyama oh no he wasn't doing he wasn't doing pride right he was in japan but i don't know if it was dream no no no yeah well he does one now and he was doing he was doing all the [ __ ] on access tv you know he was doing a lot of shows with pat melitich he's doing a lot of different things but he also does um a lot of muay thai too yoshihiro you gotta want to submit heroes heroes forgot about that one oh wow that was the k1 promotion right i think so
yeah wow it's crazy how much this sport has changed and just in the time you and i have been watching it yeah you know from when you and i met in the 90s when we were doing jiu jitsu and you were a purple belt yeah i didn't miss [ __ ] back then i i was on top of every goddamn mma fight now i'm just like i'm lost there's so many promotions though yeah it's impossible so many ufcs and it's it's hard to keep track and i don't have time to keep track everything's streaming i love it they're like what is it on espn app like how do i watch this once you get it on though once you figure it out once you get it it works and once you get it and it works so every stream is on the espn app yeah so you can get everything on your phone and i sound like a shill for the company now you work for him and i'm not but i'm saying like for me like when i watch fights it's pretty [ __ ] easy once you get it hooked up the problem is people that don't have their tv hooked up to the internet which is quite a few [ __ ] people then you got to watch it on a laptop that's not ideal or your phone that's not ideal i'll do it though but that's the good thing about it is i've done that like i've been out and i couldn't go to see a fight i couldn't watch it while i was at home but i have like an hour where i could sneak away and watch like one main event yeah and i get to watch it on my phone i'll take that all day i'll take that all day yeah what about like what's that function mirror is that what it is oh yeah where you shoot it up to the tv yeah from your phone that's dope you could do that oh yeah yeah if you have um apple tv if you have apple tv or if you have amazon what is that fire stick is that what it is jamie do you remember yeah chromecast also chromecast and uh there's probably a few other ones you could probably do that with too but they have like a usb slot i think and you just stick this thing in the usb slot
and it'll is that am i saying that yeah but you don't even need it depending on when you're bought your tv it's built into it now a lot of the chrome thing is which is interesting right it's like what if a new company comes along and they want to get built into that that system how do they you know because when you get your tv does your tv have like the option to get netflix mine does yeah it's like you don't need an apple tv it's like one of the options oh no no no no no no on my tv i have a set up yeah i have an old tv dude it's like i got it like in 2006 or something damn something you got to upgrade yeah yeah it's time to upgrade hey it's still a flat tv i don't know how like then you need it i'm going to go old school and i'm going to start riding a bike and getting around the tv when them [ __ ] up tv's with a dark in the corner big boxes big old box you put stuff on it put stuff on totally it's a shelf dude the first time i got a tv um i got like it was a big ass tv like my first tv that i bought when i first got on television it was like 30 inches or something like that it's like look at the size of this [ __ ] tv it was giant like from here to here i was like that big and i remember sitting this stupid inch right i remember sitting this stupid thing on the floor and i had it had to be so far away from the wall because there was all this extra [ __ ] behind it there was like tubes and stuff and bazookas there was like that you know those wires and everything in this big box and fans and stuff remember bulbs there was there would be bulbs in them they'd have to change the bulbs and make your tv brighter remember that uh yeah yeah i don't really know the mechanics behind the tv i just turn them on and then when they break down you kind of they're so cheap nowadays too these are crazy cheap crazy we were just talking about that out there how much like a tv that 10 years ago would cost and now it's like the same tv as like a couple
hundred bucks yeah ten years ago was like ten thousand fifteen thousand like i remember when i first moved out i had a little you know everyone starts with their little black and white little boxes you know what i mean you put a clothes hanger in for the antenna and the first tv i got was a 19 edge color tv she was like 300 bucks i saved forever for it but man that was my pride and joy yeah man no imagine living in the days before tv when they first invented it it was all radio it was radio in the movie theater the movie theater existed first right i'm not wrong in that right yeah how much after the movie theater did the television get invented like what year was the tv i think the 50s that's when it came in the tv came in the 50s yeah bro that's not that long ago think about how much dominates people's time yeah the first tv started appearing in homes in the late 20s early 30s oh [ __ ] wow yeah i think color is when i was like the 50s or so late 20s hold on how many tvs had homes in the 50s only 9 of american households had tvs in the 50s one out of ten rich folks wow imagine just being alive back then when those things started happening and being some some dude who thinks way way ahead and looks at this and goes whoa where is this gonna go people in 50 years are going to look back at this time and go [ __ ] remember when people used to actually open their eyes you know we're going to be like in some kind of matrix yeah for sure remember when people lived real life they went outside they lived in their life stupid [ __ ] dummies we're so lucky we could live anywhere you know when vr gets so good that you actually can just live any life you want you know it's inevitable yeah they mean they're they're getting closer and closer to it if you look at
what we uh would have seen if we were a person living in 1920 when they turned on that first tv i mean what was that like those people probably like in awe they probably thought oh now now they can't lie to us on the radio now we've got the truth in our living rooms now we got finally we got the truth we get to see what's really going on in the world please bro in the 1920s you know what they thought yeah they were just give me something to look at yeah wouldn't you love to go back and talk to someone from the 20s what do you guys think all day like what the [ __ ] do you guys do no how boring was life back though they were all into hopscotch and [ __ ] like that and jump rope yeah after a while that that just seems like so much fun yeah reading books and [ __ ] remembering horses remember when people read books i rarely read i get almost 90 of my reading i get done in with audiobooks 90 yeah that's it's way easier yeah it's great to do while running too like it does two things at the same time it gives me some [ __ ] to think about that kind of like propels me while i'm running don't think i do i would you worry about getting jacked what do you mean getting cat by a cat oh do you worry about that man yeah don't worry about that definitely i've been hiking uh more than ever lately and sometimes we're on some trails where i have a rock ready to go i carry a knife it's a good move i carry knife when i run it's a good move yeah it's not likely it's not likely people like oh my god you're paranoid two people were killed by mountain lions last year and the kid got bit by a mountain lion just a couple days ago jamie i'm getting over cold folks i'm if i sound snotty but uh if if two people got killed by werewolves would you go out when the moon is full you would like [ __ ] that if two people in seattle got killed by
werewolves when there's a full moon you're gonna lock your [ __ ] doors am i in seattle when i go out in seattle where am i in seattle well the guy who's the werewolf could have gone on a plane went to san francisco it's totally possible yeah right or just walk but if you knew there was a real werewolf that was on the full moon was possibly going to kill somebody sometimes he didn't sometimes the full moon comes and goes and nobody dies because everybody's smart they all stay indoors yeah yeah for sure you know you would stay but you know the odds would be astronomical just like uh like jaws like you know if you get dropped in the middle of the ocean you know the look of this guy it'll take this guy has a [ __ ] mountain lion and that's a what is that that's not a mountain lion that's like a that's a domestic cat is that a bobcat that looks like a cougar it looks like a no that's a domestic cat see those ears it's like a really wild domestic cat what is it called see scary [ __ ] see it's it hisses at him the guy might be a dick the guy doing that [ __ ] with that cat might be a dick he's trying to get it to hiss i guess they have a good relationship it looks like those what were those two they look like that's like him yelling at each other holy [ __ ] bro that is a for what kind of animal is that it's not links is it i don't know too stupid doesn't the video doesn't say what it is i saw um crazy i saw lynx in real life once it's crazy looking like a big these big giant fluffy feet i saw him up in uh alberta big weird crazy feet like almost like they're wearing shoes very strange looking cat like a big old furry cat in the woods in canada it's so strange man you look at it you're like what the [ __ ] are you you ever see it lynx that's not what it was i'm not too sure what the difference between a lynx and a cougar that's what i saw i saw one of those
[ __ ] i was like what is that fluffier bro they're super hairy because they're cats that lit that's what it's like that one of the long legs right there jamie that's like exactly what i saw and it was in the snow too or it was not in the snow rather it was uh it was in the the forest floor like green too and they um the feet are designed so that they can move quickly over snow they almost act as snowshoes like so do wolves like wolves have big-ass feet and they spread out that's what it looked like we were driving down the road and we saw that guy on the side of the road and we were like what is that what the [ __ ] it's so weird to see one in real life if you see it at the zoo you wouldn't even look at it he'd pass by that cage he'd feel like what the [ __ ] is the [ __ ] tiger's hat whack ass little cat and the crazy polar bears but if you see it in the woods man it's like the greatest thing you've ever seen in your life you're like wow look at it look at it like a porcupine if i see a porcupine i'm driving i'll stop my car like look at that whoa what are they still do they really shoot no no they don't shoot them no they don't shoot them no no no no no do porcupines no no they don't shoot them they don't shoot them that's a myth ah they just have barbs so if you bite them you get stuck up how crazy is that everyone thought that growing up like yeah in the 80s they shot you with thorns kids [ __ ] lie they probably tell their dad he shot him at me dad a cartoon or something yeah yeah that's possible too right like everybody thinks coyotes are stupid yeah like jaws you know um jaws pretty much scared percent of the population out of the ocean oh yeah out of the ocean well when the the guys just got jacked you heard about that guy that just got jacked about right right yeah you got well they don't know what kind of shot got him but got bitten maui i think maui that's a lot of tiger sharks right yeah yeah surfer a surfer um no i think it was a
guy staying at a resort just swimming died dead as [ __ ] they found his body they got him i mean they brought him back to the beach but he had horrific wounds and he died god did just happened yeah it just happened yeah man sharks are no joke it's a terrifying animal and again if there was a [ __ ] werewolf running around the woods exactly like and a werewolf just killed a guy last week would you go to the woods yeah it'd be just like jaws if they had it on the news no no one would go but the thing is that sharks are sharks 24 hours a day seven days a week they don't only on full moons become sharks but what about what about guys that say that that's totally blown out of they swim with sharks they get in the in the ocean with sharks they're right they're right i think the great white is the only one that the divers those crazy divers don't get in the water with right but i think there was a lady that swam with a great white yeah there's pictures of chick right we we were um looking at our instagram page once young jamie do you remember that lady yeah is it a trick like she knows she knows if it's pregnant you could go swim with it or something you know like those videos of of babies playing with king cobras and then you you find out that they defang them right so they're they can't hurt you at all they take away their venom sack too i think if that if they have a thing i might have made that up venom sack is that a real thing it's already like a nut sack but it sounds like i'm holding it up this is our shark tag brunswick the shark it's a eight foot nine inch white shark that's been just recently spotted yesterday or today i guess in oceans outside of ocean city maryland oh yeah yeah this is the way its twitter account works they're like it speaks in the first person what what if it kills somebody i'm sorry he was tasty i think he's still gonna keep up the
twitter account if we know that shark killed somebody look if it gets hungry enough all these [ __ ] are over fishing the oceans you over fish the [ __ ] out of those oceans eventually those sharks they're going to turn on each other you know that's what's happening with snakes in the everglades do you know about that two you don't know about the everglades nope anacondas and pythons and [ __ ] mostly pythons because dudes had them as pets and then they then let them go eddie they're finding them now they're 17 18 feet long anacondas are python pythons [ __ ] they're eating alligators they did a study they did there's a video of that oh yeah yeah they have photos of it and there's video there's video you can watch them in an alligator in florida in florida god damn they're giant and they're they're infested so they did like a biological survey of the everglades and they were down like 99 in some animals like deer 99 marsh hair like like 98 95 raccoons that kind of [ __ ] they don't see did they say anything are they killing people too oh for sure some [ __ ] rednecks have disappeared and they just don't guarantee a guarantee i guarantee that go if you wanted to get rid of somebody man take them to python country are they are they doing anything to control the population of these snakes there's not much you can do have you ever seen the everglades you need to set up traps dude are you kidding show j show and probably young geniuses with that kind of [ __ ] bro there's too many of them 150 000 of what snakes yeah there's over 100 000 pythons yeah yeah how did they count they they have rough estimates based on corn quadrants so like what they'll do is they'll take like and it's not it's not 100 accurate unless they tag all of them in which the case they're [ __ ] they should just kill them but if you because they're invasive species for people who don't know they're not from florida at all so
they're just devastating the ecosystem and they're turning on alligators they're eating alligators now because they've basically run out of everything else to eat it's it's a crazy [ __ ] animal so what they would do is they would take i would guess like a chunk of the everglades you know like 100 square yards or something like that and they'd measure the amount and then they would do another one they would they would do it like several places and then take an average and then calculate all the square footage and that's why they'll be pro or columns you would think like hundreds of people would have been killed already no because i don't think that many people first of all go in there and i don't think they want to eat people i think they probably don't know what the [ __ ] person is where they see a rabbit or some other [ __ ] that probably looks like food people are wearing clothes i'm just guessing i know they do jack people though overseas there's been uh horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giant snakes you never seen that yeah i've seen that that's crazy yeah some poor villager yeah a woman missing and then they find the snake and they go we found her like they know they feel this [ __ ] bounty hunter kills gargantuan burmese python gets 375 bucks and and earns our undying gratitude the whole size of the thing dude 17 and a half feet so this is part of florida what like uh like jacksonville everglades wherever the everglades north of miami the everglades is a giant ass on the gulf side middle like the both sides kind of depending it's like a big swamp land show eddie an overhead view of the everglades because the everglades are [ __ ] bananas one thing that they found that was interesting it's like all that yeah that [ __ ] yeah so that all that stuff is dense dense swamp that's just monster soup the tip of the dick of florida is monster soup that's what that is you got some leaves you got some basil these [ __ ] snakes you got some grass
you got some [ __ ] growing out of the ground and you got [ __ ] alligators and snakes in a aliens versus predator battle to the death how would joey describe the everglades listen [ __ ] these [ __ ] dirty white people with their stinky feet oh you want a [ __ ] snake oh what are you you're oh i'm a wicken get the [ __ ] out of here the guy kicks his [ __ ] kid out of the house the kid can't feed the snake next thing you know monster soup [ __ ] i mean it really is down to these two super predators battling it out to the death and right now i mean i don't see any pictures of the alligators eating the pythons do we have video of alligators eating pythons they're eating each other yeah okay so i guess it's just that's good at least everybody's eating everybody oh jesus christ man i think he's got a whole deer in its body is this florida yeah it's just the same article jesus christ man they can swallow a whole deer that is so nuts they're not even as wide as us imagine not being as wide as a person and you could swallow a whole deer it says it foul it had a 35 pound white-tailed fawn in it it was eating 111 or 11.1 percent no no 111 it was a 31 pound snake eating a 35 pound deer oh my god oh my god yeah they don't give a [ __ ] i didn't read that part oh my god that is so ridiculous yeah they can eat their whole body weight yeah would you ever see that you've seen that we've showed that video of the frog or it was a frog or a toad that ate the mouse sure the mouse is bigger than him bro he just [ __ ] eats it he just i didn't know that toads did that i had no idea this video is like the little white mouse is in this cage just like looking around with this frog and this frog just like slowly comes close to him slowly comes closer and then swap just half his body and you see this mouse trying to kick and get the [ __ ]
out of there and the frog just like slowly just chokes them down i don't know what i said insects that's what i thought too they figured it out see if if people believe in evolution right i believe in evolution if people believe in evolution why do we think it stops with us why don't we think these goddamn frogs gonna take over maybe like one of the first the first signs of it was this peppy the frog controversy on the internet maybe it's shots fired things to come these frogs are going to start eating meat the trump frog maybe these frogs are eating meat that's what's going on pepe the frog was was that around before what is this jamie oh i've seen this frog has a snake in its mouth and the snake's [ __ ] yeah attacking a cat whoa oh the cat comes over to swat the [ __ ] snake cats are ruthless bro cats are ruthless yeah it's just a compilation of frog eating [ __ ] well there's one that's like super specific that i found on see how you use his hands that's how you use his hand to stuff that worm look at this one here's one it's oh the they're only showing part of it it's just it's a bunch of [ __ ] like look how he he gets that whole mouse in his mouth damn this isn't even the same one so there must be multiple videos of i guess that's a toad is that a frog or a toad i honestly do not know the difference in that one but i think frogs are like green frogs live in water right and toads hang out on the the grass right i think they when i was in costa rica the first night i was i was in i went with a bunch of friends and they had this mansion dude right there in the jungle oh we talked about i remember yeah and and the first night i doused my whole i knew the bugs were going to come out so i was when we got there i'm like oh my god i'm going to get attacked by bugs so i doubt i went to the neighborhood
store and bought all their off and just use it like like moose all over my body and we sat we were sitting there as the sun set we were at the pool there was like 10 of us at the pool and as the sun was setting all these frogs just appeared out of nowhere it was scary and the guy that lived there said trust me don't be scared they're going to be your friends like what do you mean he goes trust me we're gonna need them and go for the bugs he goes yes so when the sun went down we're we're we're at a pool in this jay-z type mansion at a pool in the middle of the jungle and there's all these frogs everywhere and then the bugs started coming you never saw the same bug twice and it was like braveheart dude they were all these frogs you just see them attacking these bugs it was it was uh like a war it was crazy and the bugs lost dude the bugs like frogs jacked up dude like like like those white walkers do they [ __ ] them up dude wow that's an amazing it was very entertaining it was very entertaining we were just sitting there going holy [ __ ] get those bugs [ __ ] those bugs up why doesn't someone make a documentary about that it's crazy the war the daily war in the jungle when the bugs come out [ __ ] frogs oh bugs and frogs what what a weird place to choose to put a mansion when i get you want to be able to scream and not get one thing i learned one thing i learned about that trip is there's the people that like that [ __ ] are the the people that will like they'll see a tarantula and pick it up and go and try to scare you with it and then the [ __ ] eat it or whatever like you have to be one of those people like you know people like me who are scared of bugs uh i i'm not a jungle guy i'm a snow guy i want a guy i just went to lake tahoe we went to [ __ ] valley that's my [ __ ] snow too cold for any bugs the jungle if i never go to another
jungle ever i wouldn't give a [ __ ] i had a horrible time that the last time i was in a brian cowan had a similar story about when he was trying to be a bugged scientist what's that called [ __ ] what you're trying to be an entomologist an entomologist and he was hanging out in the in the jungle with these people and they had to put turpentine on the posts of the like the platform with the tent sat on for the ants yeah because the ants would be marching through the jungles did you hear them walking you could hear them yeah you could hear the ants there's so many of you can hear me [ __ ] a jungle dude [ __ ] the jungle that's why if you have a choose between cold or or unbearable heat i always choose cold yeah the thing about cold is it's like you can get warm you know when you're hot you can't really get cool it's hard you can get cool in your house but you could start a fire in your house and you just wear warm clothes outside and you just live smart yeah it's like the challenges of it's interesting when you look at like population in the world because in this country at least not the world but in this country all the places where it gets really cold population gets limited like it's only going to get so big but when things are like sweet real nice like especially like la like ooh people just pile in but i guess new york's the argument against that because new york's phoenix that's opposites like super hot they're melts everybody yeah but people like to party down there you like to party if you like to party you go to phoenix oh man is where i live i live in phoenix open carry state the [ __ ] sheriff arpaio makes everybody wear pink underwear and pink jumpsuits and shits crazy if you look at where people live i think generally speaking white people like cold and and darker people like the heat it seems that way because if you look at
the north pole if you look at the north pole looking down on it all the surrounding countries they're all white right but you know why right because they want to be next to the they want to be close to the north pole this is that why it would be santa's first stop hey there's there's a uh it's supposedly a magical place the north pole well it's because they don't get any vitamin d up there because it's hot as [ __ ] where they're from and sunny where they're from originally and then as people migrated and got these northern climates their skin became paler and paler like uh like a solar panel for vitamin d that's where you get it you get it from the sun so because they don't get much vitamin d because there's no [ __ ] sun out it's cold as [ __ ] it's cloudy in england and ireland and all these places people are really really white it's [ __ ] cloudy all the time man it's cold as [ __ ] so you're not getting that vitamin d plus your whole body's covered and [ __ ] minks and animal skins and [ __ ] that's why they're all white they're all from the same thing that's what's weird about it but there's also some some growing evidence that there was a whole gang of different kinds of people they're finding these new russian people called denisovans they found bones of them so they think there was like maybe a bunch of other versions of human beings that we just lost in time and then you're going to probably find it as people like get further and further into dna testing they'll find more and more different versions of people and people there's supposedly a lost empire in russia called tardia you ever heard about that no yeah it's supposedly erased from all history for different reasons um i don't really know that much about it but it keeps popping up on youtube if i was a juvenile i would make a joke about the the name of it
tardia yeah i would make a joke what would you say i'd say something terrible like what tardia i can't think of anything wonder why they didn't make it [Laughter] okay um that guy graham hancock who wrote that book did you ever listen to that podcast i did with him recently not the recent one dude he was talking about the amazon and that hidden civilizations were at one point in time in the amazon then european settlers or european explorers rather came there and gave them smallpox and it burned through the entire [ __ ] population just like it burned through the native americans same deal and just wiped out these huge cities people just abandoned these huge cities and he was saying that at one point in time they think as much as 20 million people are living in the amazon then they had these really big established cities so now they're using this stuff called lidar it's like light like laser that they shoot from a [ __ ] plane and they make maps of the jungle cities they're finding very cities dude it's crazy it's amazing to watch because the first european explorers when they went to the amazon according to grant hancock in his book which is called america before um the first european explorers when they came to the amazon they were like oh my god this is incredible these they have these massive cities and sophisticated culture and they wrote back about it then when people came back hundreds of years later everything was gone it was all just engulfed by the jungle because all the people died off after the [ __ ] european explorers came so the european explorers came they spread their diseases they came i don't know how many boats over how much time they wrote things about it and then everybody [ __ ] died they died like a just a like a haunted curse like they brought a curse to a place and
then the jungle overcame the city and grew through the pillars of the floor and just took over and now they're finding it through all this new sophisticated technology where they could scan through the trees and just get images of what the ground looks like and then they take this image of the ground you can see these grids see buildings it's amazing irrigation that they could survive in the jungle with all that fungus and bacteria and viruses bugs and all that [ __ ] but smallpox takes them out small jacked them they weren't ready for it they didn't have it was probably not a small part it was probably a gang of diseases that the i mean smallpox for sure killed a lot of people during that time period so they assume it was smallpox and smallpox most likely was one of the diseases but i bet they gave them a bunch of other diseases too these [ __ ] people had no immune system for any of the [ __ ] the europeans were running over there just and i bet the same thing would happen if someone from there went to europe i bet they have some weird parasites and weird [ __ ] that if they could somehow i mean i guess you'd imagine like people that live in the jungle must be exposed to certain parasites or certain certain diseases or germs that they don't get in europe either for sure transferring them back and forth like that probably wouldn't like if they went and visited like a giant ship full of amazonians went to visit europe they probably would have given them some strange diseases yeah like dude can you imagine i wonder if those guys brought anything back i wonder if they got anything from the amazon people and brought it back vaginal parasites how dare you i can't believe you went there man imagine the kind of sexual diseases they had in the amazon that they were immune to that europeans were like just dying oh the funk imagine what everybody smells like [ __ ] like coral growing on their dicks
there's no deodorant they probably didn't use soap and you probably got used to it you know they say people are used to smells you get that's why people that live in those towns where they have a factory and everything smells like chicken [ __ ] or something like that those people get used to it or when you drive when you're on the 405 and you pass by that budweiser plant it smells like it has that weird like almost fried yeah like what is weird fried food yeah yeah what is that and you drive into san pedro and it smells like the sewer you know when you're on the the 710 or the 110 there's there's certain places there's certain places where you you like in new jersey when i was a kid i remember there was areas he'd grow by that had factories and you could see the [ __ ] smoke coming out of the factory they were just spewing it and it would stink the whole [ __ ] city would stink and if you lived there that you just had to accept that you know if you lived there there's no fixing that that's just what the town smelled like that was your reality that's crazy what do you think of um 5g and all that scared do you think that's i'm terrified of all that [ __ ] it's scary yeah because there's how much long-term testing have they done zero or negative numbers they're putting people off they're putting them up do you is that what uh when when when i'm driving around with my family my wife is obsessed with recognizing plates she's always calling out florida or again she's her and my son they got a little game they play they're always looking at the plates i'm always looking at cell phone towers and satellite dishes i'm always yeah yeah all satellite dishes point to the southeast for some reason or other and that's what i always check them they don't point to the north in southern california that's just directv satellite that's because that's words
all satellites every side it's pointing to the south consumer consumer satellite every satellite dish that i've seen i i'm obsessed with them they're always point they never point to the north they're always pointing southeast all of them the great majority of satellite dishes that you see are probably like directv or no yeah for sure i've noticed all of them all of them but you go up it's it's crazy i don't know why i don't know why but also those uh cell phone towers i was on this website called um smart meters murder dot com smart meters murder i was trying to remember smart meters murder.com dude you want to get your [ __ ] head blown off go to that website and read the documents that they're pulling from different agencies dude scary what are you talking about scary all right that weed is kicking in so you know what you're gonna have to go check that [ __ ] out but it's like on 5g but back from back from their documents from government agencies right from 2001 july 2001 it's like this whole i don't know how big like 400 page plan for the world it's a plan for the world they're talking about who wrote this plan the way you're holding that yeah why you do it it is quite hilarious it's the perfect like if someone was talking about a conspiracy theory and they had a blunt and they're just like in the full bore conspiracy while they're holding the joints it's so scary dude that i don't even want to talk about it let's change the subject you know if you want to look into it go to smartmeters.com smart meters murder.com but it's scary dude i have really want to talk about it i have read things where people are questioning the the like whether or not 5g is going to be healthy but i haven't seen anything that verifies it is or it isn't i haven't seen anything this is i need to look into it but just in the what i'm worried all told
is that i really think that wi-fi signals all the various signals that surround us all the time i think they have an effect on us and i don't know what that effect is i don't know if it's negative or positive i don't know if it it it dulls the senses it's entirely possible that it does something to dull the senses because it occupies an area i mean if we have the capability of recognizing the fact that there that there's just signals around us all the time cellular signals signals radio signals satellite signals were surrounded constantly by signals are we absolutely sure that our body doesn't have the capacity to recognize those signals even though we don't have like a really clear method of taking those signals in and then translating them into visuals or into audio but because we can't like take that serious satellite signal and then and then have like a player in our head because of that we assume that we're not taking it in in some way that's what these that's what this uh uh report is about it's about this is why i say this this is why i say this because when i feel the the least foggy is when i'm in the woods when i'm in the mountains when there's no cell phone service there's no radio service there's no wi-fi there ain't [ __ ] it's weird how satellites don't work when someone's in the woods but no no satellites do work you could actually not in the woods you get a dish you put on the roof of your car you could watch t that's a new thing that steve vanilla does work on satellites no phones work on cell towers but the gps works on satellites okay so your phone still works as a gps unit when you're in the woods even if you don't have any signal so so you can find your way out with a map if your phone was on you know there's people that say the gsp the gps gsp the gps is also run by the towers too they don't need to go into space that you could triangulate your
position uh from towers alone but that's what you probably could try to triangulate your position from towers but you couldn't broadcast to such a gigantic area like you can with satellites you can see satellites the people that think that satellites aren't real they need to talk to someone who makes satellites they they're there you can see them with telescopes they're up there we we have the ability to tune in to the very specific spot in the sky with a direct tv and you'll pick up the signal that's how you get the signal you tune to the spot in the sky where the satellite is and you pick up the signal they're real people have a problem with [ __ ] everything that's ever existed everything everything's fake everything's fake people think that reality's fake most of it is how many people think that we're living in a simulation really really [ __ ] smart people think it that's okay that's okay that that isn't crazy that's the craziest thing about all conspiracy theories like people that um uh are not on that side there's a conspiracy theory to the side and then there's the people way on the other side those [ __ ] are totally into man we live in a computer that is hilarious that's not logical that's illogical well the the reason why they think that is because someday there's going to be a program there's no proof though hey it may be true it may be true maybe we do live in a computer right but dude there's no evidence no there's no evidence and these conspiracy theories of if you look into each one individually damn maybe it's true maybe it's not but there's actual evidence is it enough evidence to prove it one way or another who knows but don't talk [ __ ] on but it's not the same like government conspiracy it's dude i've never heard i've never heard anybody like it's easy to categorize people like that no the same people who believe this you know what i'm saying no no okay for sure i haven't done any surveys this is
all based on the people that i come in contact with dude i would say people you know 80 percent of my students they're they're not conspiracy theorists they don't even think about it they're just like regular people they don't they don't uh they don't concern themselves with it right you know what i mean they think it's amusing that i'm into it but they're not into it absolutely you know what i mean but those same people when you say dude you you know elon musk says that we might live in a computer and everyone's like it may be true but dude there's zero evidence of that did we live in that [ __ ] computer what was the evidence where's the evidence what did someone someone pose some sort of theory that proves that life is a hologram one wasn't a hologram that life is a simulation someone proved something i'd like to see that i tried reading this book the holographic universe but i didn't get into it maybe i should read it i'm not saying it's not true i'm just saying there's that's no i know what i'm saying is it might not be the same [ __ ] people that you're talking about that do or don't believe but people definitely get rigid it's cool to believe that you could talk to people like you know elon musk said it it's wrong it's like a cool thing like you know you could be way on the left you could be way and just like oh yeah we might live in a computer man it's interesting that's that's fascinating to me i think the reason why they say that is because one day we will and we all know it we all know it we all know that one day you could be in something that's as ridiculous as what you're experiencing right now and it could be a simulation yes yes but they believe that's what happened i'm not saying we don't i'm just saying dude there's no evidence of that right but the key words might so to just explore an idea like are we living in a simulation it doesn't mean you've been i see nothing wrong with that yeah that's what i'm talking about that's
like a conspiracy that should be one of the you should lump it's logical to lump that in with all those like 911 conspiracies like 911 for instance there's lots of evidence it was an inside job but that's a crazy conspiracy to most people but there if you look into it there's scientific their science supports it was an inside job but science but then science disputes that no but there's still still there's evidence no no for sure but there's evidence right i'm not saying but whether it's true or not i'm just saying yeah i don't want to go into a 911 inside job conversation i'm just saying i'm just using that i'm just using that as an example like as a that's a crazy conspiracy theory but there's a lot of evidence whether it's true or not who knows you know what i mean um i think it was an inside job but a lot of people don't and whatever but there's zero evidence of us living in a computer science but we're not talking about the same people they might not be the same people that believe one or the other they're different lumping them together no no no no i'm not there they're different people i mean i know but the people that don't want to believe that don't want to look at the evidence i'm saying aren't necessarily the same exact people as the people that believe winners you're right i haven't there's no poll on it i haven't taken a poll i know i'm just connecting it to 9-1-1 you just went you wanted to talk about it so you got us into it that's that's yeah we don't want to talk about 911 i was just using that as an example i know what you're saying you know people believe weird [ __ ] they definitely do like like the people that really want to believe in bigfoot or the people that really want to believe in ufos like ufos are coming back right now everybody's talking they're stronger than ever bigger than stronger than ever that i should tell you something dave foley's hooked dave foley from newsradio remember dave
fuller hooked we he we text each other almost exclusively about ufo evidence dude you know me dude what is that navy pilots report unidentified flying objects here's the thing though we don't know what kind of [ __ ] the chinese have figured out we don't know what kind of [ __ ] the russians have figured out we assumed that we know cause but we did we didn't let them know about the stealth bomber or any of the crazy [ __ ] that they were building in area 51 we didn't let them know do you know me i was balls deep into the community dude my tat the first tattoo i got is i got an alien on my left arm in an egyptian garb i was i was in the [ __ ] ancient egypt the conspiracy side of the ancient egypt there's the mainstream egyptology i was into the the oh look what graham hancock is saying and ufos balls that's the icon there's so much proof in my head there was so much proof that the government was trying to cover up look why are they covering it up why are they covering it up um look at all these guys from pilots from the air force are saying they saw ufos pilots from the navy are saying they sell ufos dudes from the pentagon it's got to be true that's a dude that's a dude that's a cia pilot he's saying it so when you're when your balls deep and you really want to believe it you look at it that way you're like look there's all these government officials saying they saw ufos and they got their own ufo story you know and then um you know you listen to bill cooper and he was former office of naval intelligence officer and you know and and when you hear what he says [ __ ] he wrote that book behold the pale white horse he but that guy said crazy [ __ ] he said there's a base on the moon not that guy that's your tuck behold a pale white horse he said there's a base on the map yes
yes no he at first didn't he at first now you're talking about no i think he's dead you're talking about no no no no no no no no bob that guy's crazy too right totally what does that guy say he says that um there's millions of people on each planet and they're all every planet has millions of people is he the guy that owns skinwalker ranch i don't know but he was a part of his dad own leader jet right right i forget what that first name is seems like a super rich troll totally when he says when he says the crazy [ __ ] he says i'm like this guy's having a good time [ __ ] with people yeah totally totally but bill cooper says that um because his job was to prepare notes top secret notes classified [ __ ] it for meetings with high-level people in the military and he was based on what he was reading he was like damn ufos are real look i have proof so at first he was like for sure ufos are real for sure they're hiding him that's what he was saying he was preaching that then he learned later they let him whistle blow he never got busted for whistleblown that they they want him they wanted him to leak that ufo that's what his conclusion was he started to realize wait a minute they want me to leak this and then he he he got to the point where he believes that all ufo abductions like all like the he believed that um everything was uh a product of the government all ufo sightings abductions they're taking you in it's he he believes it's like the cia doing that [ __ ] and he's that's what he was really about before he got killed he got murdered man they went up to his ranch and [ __ ] him up if they wanted to really [ __ ] with you this is what i think they would do they first of all they would put acid on your [ __ ] they put acid on your doorknob or something like that because there was
a dude who found something i forget what he found some old thing and as he was opening it up he he just by touching it it was like some old thing it was dipped in acid and he went on an acid trip for like six hours so this is what they do they dose you up they somehow or another dose you up whether touching a doorknob did you find the guy it's on really recent story it's a guy that was cleaning up a board like this a sound board that's what it was he touched that's what it was just like uh telling his girlfriend's thing i think i'm [ __ ] high yes and they did ended up testing it that's exactly the story that's exactly the story so they could do that to you and then sneak up on you with some special effects wear some [ __ ] crazy masks and [ __ ] flash you with lights and you're so crazy high you don't know what the [ __ ] going on they grab you and put you on a desk and tell you you've been abducted by aliens from another planet you don't think they [ __ ] with people and did something like that they do foreign have you seen the documentary abducted in plain sight no i have not which one is that dude well it's sort of sort of this guy he um was married had a couple kids he was tight with the family who had three daughters he was a predator so he targeted he targeted the 12 year old and what he did is he uh had like [ __ ] with the mom [ __ ] with the dad [ __ ] with the dad you know having sex with the dad sexual relations in some [ __ ] dad not for the guy jerked him off he got it he convinced the guy to jerk him off how weird so he wanted blackmail on the parents right so that once he took the daughter they couldn't say [ __ ] and that's the black male because he jerked them off and he [ __ ] with the mother too and it was it was a secret so of course that guy doesn't want none of that [ __ ] so he lets the guy take his kid he's gonna he he has to take the daughter uh horseback riding
so and they were like okay so he takes the daughter horseback riding and what he does is he starts telling her that there's all these alien abductions going on and we got to be careful for aliens she's 12 years old so he's setting her up so what he does he drugs her she wakes up she's strapped to a table he's got a speaker with alien voices coming out and the alien and she wakes up she doesn't know where she's at she's like oh my god and this this alien voice says that she is uh responsible for saving the earth she has to marry that dude she has to marry the dude in the alien voice you have to marry bob and you have to have this but you can't tell nobody and then drugs i don't know and then she passes out again and she wakes up and she's not strapped she's looking around the trailer and she sees the guy he's about he's pretending he's all [ __ ] up and she's like waking him up and he's like he has fake blood on him or whatever and then he wakes up and then she tells him we've been abducted by aliens and i need to have your child oh my god he tricked her so from the age of 12 to 16 he owned her dude the they end up catching him with the girl like a week later fbi gets involved and um the girl can't tell anybody or everyone dies so so she's obsessed now she's back with her family the guy's in jail for like a day because you know what he does he has his lawyers send uh letters to the mother and father saying uh to make him sign like that it was consensual what he threatened the blackmail so they signed it and let him out they signed and they let him out and then he goes to like the next state over but that chick she's like she's 12 13 14 and she's obsessed with him she has to save the world so that that's an example of and then it turns out it turns out that i think the guy was cia probably and he knew that he knew those techniques that's how they get people they fill him up say there's all these
alien abductions get them all scared and then boom when they do it they believe it jesus christ yeah so that's just mk ultra [ __ ] dude she got mk ultra i guarantee they did that to people who are like political enemies i guarantee you why wouldn't they do that it's easy huh it's easy it just seems like something they would do too just seems like it makes sense and then bill cooper um said that uh the mutilated uh cattle thing that people were saying oh ufos are taking them because they're you know they're uh the organs were taken out so surgically that we don't have the the but what bill cooper he was he got balls deep into that he started getting into breaking down what's really happening with ufos he's going oh [ __ ] we're being pl we're the government is pretending to cover it up there they want to push it they want people to believe in aliens so what do you think that the cattle mutilations were you think they were testing weapons on these cattle the bill cooper said it was really simple all the cattle were found by military bases and what they do is they when they're constantly check checking radiation levels around bases constantly so what they do is if there's cows they'll they'll routinely take a cow take out its rectum take out it like certain organs surgically and then they dump them just to scare people just let them it'll kill two birds with one stone they really needed to get some radiation um uh tests but it's always good it's always good to push ufos it's always good to scare people with aliens i wonder if those those uh cattle abductions if they coincided with areas where there was like some sort of toxic dump you know there was something like ammunition dump or something like that like anything where some corn do they have more of them around nevada where they did all those nuclear tests i'm not sure but the gist of what bill cooper said was
they were all found near military bases and he knew like once he looked into it he's like oh i know what they're doing they're checking radiation levels and they're scaring people at the same time that makes sense because it was surgically removed right like people can do that like why would that eliminate the possibility that people could do it of course people could do it but you know people like dude only aliens could do that and then they take it and then they move it to another place so that the blood is not in the spot where they find the animal yeah that's all it is dude i'm a crazy uh that's how they catch poachers you know do you know that how they catch poachers that way sometimes they find out where the gut pile is it's like say if you uh you didn't really have a tag to shoot a deer and then uh you shot a deer in another place where you're not supposed to be but you have a tag at a different place you you just you because there's some places where it's easier to get tags you just take the deer out of the forbidden place take a picture of it or something like that and then go back home well they busted people because they like park rangers recognize certain mountain peaks and they're like no no you weren't there i know exactly where you were when you when you killed this deer you're in a different place and then they go to that different place and they co they look at the picture and they try to coordinate and then they find the gut pile and then they convict people of poaching that's happened before they look at the photos yeah yeah so like so that's what bill cooper that makes sense that they would do that they would because when you if you think you took that animal and killed it and cut it and left this big bloody pot and then put it in a truck and then dragged it 10 miles away and dropped it off there people were like this is crazy there's no blood at the scene of the crime
all the blood's missing it's been surgically removed like no one can do this this is impossible there's literally no blood on the ground yeah because they put it there you [ __ ] you [ __ ] wit you think aliens came this far to [ __ ] with cows imagine if we went all the way up to like neptune to shoot gophers we're just gonna go up there and [ __ ] up your gophers kill your neptune just jack them cut their dicks off throw them back that's funny man that's exactly what they they thought aliens did that is hilarious cattle mutilations are [ __ ] hilarious in that regard yeah you know it's gross too though that they did it so many times that it became a thing that people looked for and then they let all these people who believe in aliens anyway they let all these people just stoops they're trying to scare us they're trying to scare us with aliens for sure maybe that's what bigfoot's about maybe bigfoot was about dude let's let's create this mythical monster and have people afraid they don't want people to move in the woods the thing about that's not good that's not good for the nwo right the new world they want people to go into cities so they create these bigfoots hey if they're not doing it they should do it create another bigfoot that's the most easy reason for believing in bigfoot i've ever heard that's so funny bigfoot's been around forever though dude they talked about it and the cia's been around forever man they were in the native american culture before did i bet the nazis did that i bet the nazis like have i bet if you go to germany they have these mythical creatures that they created to scare people out of the woods if they're not doing that if they're not doing that damn they got to give me credit if they start doing it because that's a good illuminati move right there right that's how crazy deep you have to be if you're a conspiracy theorist if you go so deep you think that the cia was in the native americans before
columbus landed you go bro you don't even understand it had a different name it was the same it was about american organization and they taught the european maybe the cia of the apache because you know they had to have some evil elites that lied to their people right maybe they wanted to keep their tribes together so they said there's they created these monsters you can't go out there we're going to protect you you got to stay here wouldn't that be a good move for you that's probably exactly what happened right and i got these crazy stories of these monsters yeah man you got to stay here they're protecting cia yeah maybe that's just building empires 101. you create you scare them with aliens we got a threat from up here so we need to protect you and then we got threats down here too jaws maybe jaws is a cia movie let's keep people out the ocean we got to keep them in the cities it's all cia bro everything cia is all powerful imagine they just work for good instead they do you know what infiltrate the native american community uh most i'm sure most of the people in cia are really legitimately trying to stop communism it's just like a few cowboys yes cowboys yeah yeah and anything cops right when you hear about corrupt cops that doesn't mean all cops are corrupt but did you you ever see that documentary on um new york uh the 7-5 mike dowd he's been a guest on joey's podcast my podcast he was a corrupt cop and [ __ ] deeply deeply deeply deeply corrupt that means he murdered people no no he got up to that according to him he's never going to tell you he murdered people he didn't get caught for it but he went to jail and i don't he says he didn't i believe him just to clarify but you know dealt with drug dealers and you know driving around a corvette and [ __ ] like living like a baller it's scary they were all selling drugs
and they caught him and you know they put him in jail for a long time and then they put out this [ __ ] amazing documentary it's called the seven five it's what does he talk about everything he tells the spills the beans about getting involved with all these drug dealers and you know rolling these people over taking their money and then going to business with them that's crazy it is a crazy documentary you like you get anxiety even though you know the guy's still alive while they're telling the stories like jesus christ they were just doing blow and going crazy and just and robbing people just straight robbing people showing up at people's houses putting guns in their heads robbing of their drug money you know like it was nuts man like there was hits out on them it was crazy it's crazy it's a crazy documentary but this is like um there's a guy who i should know who the the current guest is on sam harris's podcast i'll look at that up in a second but he was talking about it you know they're talking about like absolute power and absolute power does that old expression absolute power corrupts absolutely you know power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely and what they're talking about today and i was when i was walking the dog i was listening to this they were saying no what it does is it exposes you more than it corrupts you exposes corruption and like and they gave some examples about like richard nixon like that richard nixon when he was when he was young his professor told him not to be a lawyer because he has like really shitty ethics like it exposed him when he became president and that's when the power got to him and that that's an interesting that's an interesting subject like what does like why does someone become a out of control corrupt cop well it's exposes them it exposes something in them but in his case what he was saying was the whole
department was corrupt when he got in there they were corrupt people were corrupt the day he got on the job people were telling him what to talk about what not to talk about and they beat some guy up or something like that and it's like this never this never happened you know like they have these little what do they call it what is that expression they have for um for cops keeping their mouth shut what the [ __ ] is that what if there's an expression there's a this is like a code it's not just called the code it's it's like it almost has like snitches neat stitches something like this code of something i'm thinking of a chuck norris movie code of silence but when you got the power to just rob drug dealers and you're you know a young guy who's doing coke you gotta get crazy he's a really nice guy though michael literally returns uh police officer code of silence code of south so chuck norris movie there was a chuck norris movie right it's a good one dr chuck was doing those cop movies i loved that [ __ ] when i was a kid the wall of silence maybe i don't know code asylum all of that's coming up because i just kind of oh i think code of silence is the name of the chuck norris movie pretty sure but um yeah man just like this corrupt cops most cops aren't corrupt i think that's the case with agents with [ __ ] anybody you know and that's just how it goes man i have a bunch of cop friends they're all i just made a mad dash you know what's that that's what i would call a diarrhea dash yep running into that camp i know there's cops out there that you know are probably a couple of them out there [ __ ] people up and maybe for sure for sure but the cops i know the cops that i come in uh contact with they've always been cool to me yes they've always been cool to me well also too you know they're not pulling you over they're also in the martial arts you're a famous martial artist and a lot of times you're training or
learning from them or we're talking to them at ufc events they know lou salcida yeah you know they know big john mccarthy yep yep yeah it's like great guys i'm super pro cop but i know that there's bad people in every [ __ ] line of work it doesn't mean cops are bad doesn't cops it's a terrible [ __ ] job the problem is when when someone does do something bad man it changes everybody's opinion about what cops are like there's two videos i saw last week of cops pulling people over with guns drawn pointed in the car one was a mexican family a guy and his girl and one was a black family a guy and his girl there's the same thing the guy's driving and the guy then the cop has his gun out pointed at them and he's telling this uh black kid to shut off his car and he's like i'm not going to do that he's like i'm not moving my hands he goes that you give you give you an excuse to shoot me i'm not moving my hands so his girl's filming it and he's got his hands up it's crazy to watch man i don't know what happened before that i don't know what the context was i don't know i don't know i have no idea all i know is this guy's got a gun pointed at this guy and the guy's not threatening him he's not saying he's telling them to shut off the car and the guy's scared to shut off the car because there are there are videos of a cop telling a guy pull over the guy he goes let me see your license registration and he reaches back to get his wallet and the cop shoots him there's video of that you can see that but what about that's just people is my point but i got it clear you've got to know the whole story right because maybe maybe they ran his plates and they go oh [ __ ] we got a we got a hot one sometimes i'm sure that you never know sometimes i'm sure that's the case yeah but with this video that wasn't you know nobody provided that information in that
video you just seen a guy pointing a gun at a guy and i don't think he has his you know i mean he just has his hands up look it's all [ __ ] we've talked about this a hundred times it's a hard goddamn job you're pulling people over you never know who's gonna shoot you you wanna go home to your wife and family and every [ __ ] day you're pulling people over that are lying to you every day you're dealing with people that are breaking the law and they're not happy to see you every day and yeah i think that's where that absolute power corrupting comes in corrupt some [ __ ] people you know there's some dirty birds out there i think in the future though ma'am you're going to see less and less of it i think it was probably 100 of the way things ran like many many years ago and now it's way less because it's just way more transparency you know you know that cocaine cowboys documentary you seen that billy corbin stuff uh yes you know how the class of uh the graduating class the police academy in miami one year 100 of them either were murdered or went to jail for corruption yeah whole class yeah yeah that's crazy but that's that's what happens when places go sideways you know when things go so nutty yeah it's crazy like the scarface days yeah that's how crazy i am if someone if someone told me dude you know the cia produced to distract from their drug running i would just need a youtube link you know what i mean well the cia even if they didn't produce it if they really if some cowboys in the cia were selling drugs even if they didn't produce scarface they certainly benefited from it somewhat because it made it made drug smuggling for all the drug smugglers they were all cubans they were all mexican like but it made it that was a problem there was some guys what was that guy well didn't didn't barry seal bring in over 5 billion
tons or 500 billion or 5 billion dollars or something like that a big billion yeah of drug money and you see the tom cruise movie on him yeah wasn't that is that what it was about yeah it was it was about that right yeah yeah that's about it it's about barry c yeah yeah what is that movie called the tom cruise american made american made that's a [ __ ] excellent movie that's an excellent movie and for people who don't know how all that [ __ ] went down you watched that movie i don't know how historically accurate it was does it involve the cia yeah they talk about that yeah oh yeah oh yeah and they essentially talk about exactly how we just talked about it cowboys in the cia and how many people were making money on the sneak tip son bringing in that cocaine bringing in that yo-yo i don't know if it had in the murders of the two kids though because that's really how they got busted they got busted because they were dropping off coke out of these planes and two kids saw the drop off and they uh found the two kids near the coke and they [ __ ] murdered them and then they put them on train tracks and said they got high and fell asleep on train tracks and families uh did an autopsy and found knife wounds on the kid they knew something was up and then they they investigated and slowly but surely the the pieces started to fall apart and then when barry seal was murdered he had george bush's phone number in his pocket when he was murdered is that in the movie too i don't know i don't know i don't know if that was in the movie but that's that's what happened on his way to testify i mean they weren't even hiding it they just let this guy get shot up on the way to testify he for sure brought in uh what i would call a [ __ ] load of coke who berry seal for sure a fuckload who is his boss you think that's a good question it was in arkansas right somebody probably got a taste you know at many different
stages right was the coke coming in arkansas mina right mina is that was that real was that a movie tom cruise made a movie about meena arkansas bro it's good movie i don't know it's hard for me to watch any movies unless it's an animated movie for my kid like going to a regular movie can't do it i know it's hard can't do it i like them at home well google this was we probably have a lot that we just covered that needs to be googled the website about the accuracy of the movie oh good perfect that's what i was going to ask too who decides how what's accurate or not right what i mean right right and they let them go in certain certain times they caught him they let him go and people didn't want to let him go it was like crazy documentary or crazy uh movie uh what what do they call that uh what a docudrama what is what is it when someone makes a a movie about it's not really a docu-drama though it's not it's a [ __ ] movie it's like you know you never know how much is true but we were talking about that goddamn wrestling movie with steve carell with uh the mark hamill or uh mark uh schultz movie oh yeah the gary dave and mark schultz yeah yeah the gary goodrich thing where they replaced him with some russian dude in the movie that's a historical event when gary goodridge fought mark schultz that was a historical event mark schultz dominated one of the best guys in the sport easily just wrestled him to the ground with ease and we got a chance to see wow this is what happens when an olympic gold medalist wrestles a regular martial artist but in the movie they decided to just change that for no reason like they could do that with anything so who the [ __ ] well the bruce lee movie with jason scott lee yeah man that was filled with a bunch of [ __ ] he made [ __ ] up he had a famous fight where he learned wing chun doesn't really work on americans
it was it was in a ymca he was fighting for the right to teach foreigners kung fu because uh the elders that lived in san francisco or seattle i forget i think with san francisco uh they didn't want him to teach foreigners and and they said if you beat this if you beat our guy up then we'll let you teach foreigners so he had this fight it was in the ymca but in the actual movie it's in a [ __ ] dungeon dude it's like a it's a cave and the elders are sitting up like that lord of the rings it's like lord of the [ __ ] rings that's right it's the craziest thing they didn't have to go that far but i guess it was just the ymca did he win the fight yes and but he didn't uh he hurt his back doing squats or doing deadlifts it was really bad here it is so that's when he wrote his first book is when he was like in traction is that what they call it when they your back's in some kind of spinal or some kind of brace but so but in the movie the dude kicked him in the back and broke his back tricky yeah yeah and then he's there's a famous appearance of his at the long beach convention center back in the 60s uh it was like a karate tournament and he did some demonstrations he did there's a there's video famous video of him doing the one-inch punch it's in front of it's like at the like an ibj jjf tournament he's like doing a demonstration and in the movie it was a real fight and he fights the same dude from the dungeon it's a rematch oh no they made that up they added all that dude so like what the [ __ ] you guys thinking why would they do that they didn't need to his life was amazing you know in reality aren't they doing something on him right now though isn't something happening right now some new bruce lee thing did i read that or am i just hoping there's a movie coming out about a dude who's uh a famous actor in the late 60s and early 70s
and in the movie he's oh he's a stunt man yeah he's a famous rich stunt man dude and uh in the movie there's a bruce lee part where he's in a bruce lee movie and also it's a quentin tarantino movie called once upon a time in hollywood he shows that he's like oh bruce lee's in there yeah oh nice but it's not a is it cgi bruce lee no it's an actor it's an actor they should have went with the cgi bruce oh yeah how cool would that be make a new bruce lee movie all cgi they could do that [ __ ] imagine that the illuminati doesn't want you to know how good they are at that yet okay so if the illuminati created bruce lee what would be the reason well they would if they did it they would let you know hey [ __ ] we already can make movies out of anybody anytime we want we could have someone talk like bruce lee look at that wait a minute that looks like bruce lee dude that guy looks very good was that cg oh it doesn't look like i'm right there i mean it's close enough is that the new bruce lee this is just the from the trailer so this is the only piece we can get oh you know what that's cgi no no no no no it's not cgs no no for sure it's cgi that first guy right there that first clip there's no one right there no it's glasses eddie's wearing look at his face he's running it looks fake as [ __ ] it looks like a cgi video game like they did something to his jaw it literally it looks like a cgi face no he has another that looks real but that's because you're seeing him at a different angle watch back it up to where he's at the side what if they're doing like that to me hold on hold on to me that looks jesus christ he's getting very difficult i know you got to stop everything you got to stop it's exhausting um it could have though if they wanted to like they're getting the fast and furious with paul walker right they recreated his face a lot well they need to do a bruce lee movie they can't
have it [ __ ] up at all it has to be super smooth it has to be it has to be really bruce lee-esque totally and you know what you could do it like that movie man this was like 20 years ago the final fantasy movie where they did animation but they try to make it look real yeah old people they got that [ __ ] down they got old people down hard to make a young girl look real so that kind of had a still a cartoon effect but older people [ __ ] look like real people yeah they can do it with textured skins right yeah you do it with dragons and that was 20 years ago they could do movies that are full cgi that's really hard to tell but it's also because your brain doesn't have like a reference point for dragons that can make a dragon look real whereas like uh like do you see game of thrones so they have the wolves yeah the wolves are always just like uh the hair move they don't have the hair down they're like five years away from here yeah it moves to two seasons super slo-mo yeah that is him that popped up here on this video michael moe that's the dude yeah so when you see him with the glasses and see him from the side um he should uh that's interesting i i don't know if they could do the cgi yet for a whole movie and make him with bruce lee's face they could do it perfect wow that's crazy so they could have done that but then again if everybody else in the movie isn't like steve mcqueen and all the other famous folks in the movie like are they using different people for them or that that would be [ __ ] up imagine if in the future all they ever make is like charles bronson movies steve mcqueen movies bruce lee movies and they do it with regular actors and the regular actors get paid like scale these are giant [ __ ] and they do faking they do faking on them and they have new bruce lee movies and they have some dudes that would be a lot cheaper they're just doing the first how they added uh princess leia
back and she's not even alive anymore i didn't see the new one yeah there you go wait a minute maybe i did is that the ones with them yeah they're doing it now she's in the more recent one that just came out and the one before that too i guess i think i saw the most was the most recent i don't know there's so many of them there's a lot of them yeah i think i'm i think i'm one behind i think i missed i haven't seen the new avengers i've managed to avoid all spoilers how about when they start doing like uh like they'll take angel jolina lee's face and then and put it on like uh you know beyonce's body or something remember that song see that big old titty like angelina jolie remember that song yeah do you want that song that's a great song that was a big hit for like a couple of we forgot about that yeah angelina jolie got some big ass titties that was a song that was the whole it was like different people that had some big-ass titties that was the name of the song um she's in that new maleficent movie they did some crazy [ __ ] to her face man they turned her into something like dragon lady something some wizard lady or witch yeah there's a lot of satanism in movies man they go dark with do you do you trip out i know i know uh we have different opinions on like what is up there you know what the sky in space but d do you notice do you notice watching kids programming that they [ __ ] bombard kids with space right sure dude they get hammered with it in every movie there's space there's aliens there's space there's aliens well not everybody they get a lot of movies yeah uh it's crazy it's insane they blasted with it well there's a lot above us if you look up yeah see forever it's important for kids though totally it's important period man i want to see brian cox's demonstration that he did they did like they do a show they did it
in downtown l.a and i was thinking i would love to get eddie bravo high and have him watch this like a fight companion this is a cgi is this fake yeah why do you think it's fake how much do you think is fake that you see in space man um you know warner von braun was a nazi right yes okay he was brought in from operation paperclip right right we had annie jacobson on did you listen to that yeah yeah she talked yeah in depth about that i mean that's how everyone agrees on that everyone agrees that he directed all six moon missions yep everyone agrees everyone agrees that him and walt disney were best friends were they best friends yep they were best friends they worked on space together um they were like you know jump into a lot of conclusions today in this day and age you don't think anybody's like when spacex shoots rockets off into space or when you know amazon has a rocket company now these guys are going to be able to launch satellites and even have consumer flights i just need proof man what about hold on you know you're talking about that fox catcher movie you're like you've said it a couple times on your podcast where you're like once you've once you saw that they left gary goodrich out you were like i can't trust this movie right i can't the whole movie's i can't trust it it may be real it may not be real but i need some proof i got you that's exactly how i feel about uh no no not space the government you gotta make so coming from a government agency whatever it's a government agency i look at it like foxcatcher you've lied enough where i'm like i need some irrefutable evidence otherwise why do i have to believe it i just assume it ain't real you'll get it but spacex is in the government space space private community no they're subsidized by the government are they subsidized they do they got like four billion dollars so they tell them
the fake space no one's trusting nasa no more so they're handing it over hey let's let's get let's do this side thing and everyone's all into space now hmm that's that's the way to look at it i think it's when you saw the you saw that that tesla launch you saw that what are you talking about when you launched when it did you see that footage the actual tesla in space yes yes i saw that and you have a dude i've always known you as a dude had a strong vibra vibrant [ __ ] meter you've always been that guy you're going to watch that evidence and go oh okay you can't just buy that dude you can't just buy that it's ridiculous the very first thing that's going to find in his press conference the first thing he said is like well i i think it's impossible and ridiculous and and if um you can tell it's real because it looks so fake that's the opposite of logic that there's logic and reason and then there's the opposite of that no you can tell it's real because it looks so fake is the opposite of life or that's just something he says because he's a [ __ ] genius and he's taking a picture from the reason why he said it's flying through the air no the reason he said that was because all day when they did that all day all over the internet was like fake fake fake fake thing so i think she had to have a statement this is so ridiculous let me see it jamie come on let me see the video which one [ __ ] the tesla in space i know tesla video no no just get a short one just go to youtube i picked the wrong one that got edited so i'm trying to find the one that's from spacex we could just abandon the subject so free i just you know what i just it may be real spacex may be real exactly why why but then you've seen them shoot the rockets off i
mean literally anytime you see a rocket any time you see a rocket shoot you see it go up and then you see it go down into the ocean they launch rockets they're launching rockets that's what it looks like because what you're seeing it go over the curve of the earth eddie you're seeing it go over the ocean you've seen it go up and over and so as it gets further away that you can't see it anymore it looks like it's supposed to be going up parallel to the ground it's not going parallel okay okay okay okay okay so they're sure it's spinning yeah okay like i understand that that's what you believe but you gotta understand why i believe what i believe because because that's what you see but if you have someone explain it to you will you still believe it um do you have a scientist explain it no no no no no physics no no no no no explanation no no explanation i need evidence you need evidence and then when you see evidence when you see that tesla that they launched and you see how fake it looks it looks so phenomenal but just because something doesn't look real doesn't mean it's fake but it doesn't mean it's real i need evidence that you haven't seen with your own eyes might be fake maybe i don't trust it's a liar you don't trust that yeah everybody's like a simulation you know right i had a friend who lied about everything everything about his life where he was from all the things he did he was a wrestling champion he was he he had everything then i found out like two years into the relationship little by little that he lied about this and he lied about that then i find out that he lied about everything he's one of those guys that lies about everything and that's how you do the government yeah so exactly so he may be telling the truth and even total liars will tell the truth
throughout the day a lot just to get through the day that you have to tell the truth to get but then you know at the drop of a hat they're going to lie about their life in some crazy way or whatever i understand your logic eddie down here i understand your logic but you also have to assume that most of the people that are telling you the truth about this or that online that also don't have proof that also are talking about these things and they haven't shown you you haven't seen it you haven't been there just like you haven't been you know examining satellites these people they they you don't know if they're full of [ __ ] either they could be real they could be they could be but why would you have every picture why would you assume they were but the satellites are fake you see what i'm saying what do you mean the people that are making these youtube videos that they're correct but the people that are putting up sales i just go by science that's a scientific evidence like real science like water is always level right we know that water is always level at 100 miles in the conversation if you don't understand how gravity works over a giant [ __ ] sphere no no if if we live on a ball that's twenty five thousand dollars in circumference if we do then the water should be bending absolutely stop with this this is so crazy you don't know what that means i do know what that means if it's a ball the the ocean should be curving at a certain rate and they figured that out here's a perspective power it's perspective yeah but it's going around why is it going over the top and why is it shrinking everything you look at the end of the street as street lights do that yeah but it does street lights do that that's called they do that on the hill not on the ocean no no but you're looking at those uh electrical posts or whatever you call them
and they go down that's how street light you go right in the middle of the street the very next a street light is appears to be shorter than that one and then the next one appears to be short that's how you draw [ __ ] you but is it really that short no it's just your perspective you're actually looking at an optical illusion you're actually looking at it looks like they're getting shorter and descending it looks are they no they're not because if you went up but eddie they disappear they disappear over the horizon and then you could bring them back in but you can't that's not true no you can you know you can see more up to the edge of the horizon but at the edge of the horizon it goes over the edge so when you're talking about when with the naked eye you're looking at a bone go in the ocean and you see it right over there right it's a you're just getting small enough so you can't see it anymore but if you use a telescope you can still see it for a little while yeah and then it goes over the [ __ ] curve a more powerful telescope it brings it even closer but you know otherwise they've already had tests they've already done you could see england you could look out at you could see hawaii there's too much you can see hawaii then why can't you see hawaii if you can see the moon why can't you see there's a lot of atmospheric curves the [ __ ] okay no if it curves okay that's what the scientists say eddie the ones who make the gps the ones who make the maps the ones who chart the [ __ ] paths for airplanes and shipping routes all those people say it's round all the people that do satellites all the people that are involved in aerospace all the people that are involved in anything where you have to calculate the [ __ ] curve of the earth and the the to get things to places all those people think it they're all wrong that's crazy that they haven't seen that picture
they don't they don't see that picture if they saw that picture they would get it at 100 miles in the ocean 100 miles how much curvature should there be do you know i don't care it's about 6 000 feet it's about 6 000 feet of curvature so you should not be able to see where you can see no you wouldn't be able to see a hundred miles away from the ocean that's who eddie you didn't go to school for this stuff these people i understand to you did i research this all the time no but you're here you're hearing from what i'm saying it's not a lot i'm saying it's not at a hundred miles there should be six thousand feet of curvature do you don't even understand what that means i don't i understand what that means if we live on a ball that at every hundred miles there should be six thousand feet of curvature there's there's a formula for it and but when you look uh there's uh navy ships that can target other navy ships with lasers a hundred miles away it would be impossible if there was a six thousand foot curvature of water impossible they take pictures of their target pictures at 100 miles there's no curvature it's flat there should be six thousand feet of current pictures of what eddie this is something this is not your area of expertise this is one of the reasons why i get crazy about this kind of [ __ ] did i look into this just because you read something that someone said but i know that you can't just be whatever i just said you can't dispute what i just said i bet you can you can't even go to school for it so i don't know but i better do you understand do you stand if we live on a ball at 100 feet there should be six thousand feet of curvature does that make sense everyone's wrong eddie so all these [ __ ] people but does that make sense around australia they're doing it the wrong way all these people that go over the north pole all that's all that's knowing those
flights there's no flights over the north pole there's no flight maybe there's military planes to go over the north pole maybe okay let's please let's check it out i've flown all over the world i've never gone over the north pole i've flown everywhere i've been everywhere no one ever goes over the north pole so it doesn't matter they go over the north i don't know i don't know so obviously no no no if it's so painful let's change the subject i'm trying to change the subject we could talk about tony ferguson this saturday what about that that's great you got any questions you've been working with them [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah dude he's he's sharper stronger in in the best shape of his life it's the same tony that um you know you think like is it gonna be the same tony after you know that you know he had he had some you know family stuff go on is it is that going to change him you know um his opponents uh hope it changes him but he has he's the same tony when it comes to fighting we don't get into personal stuff we just stick to fighting and the strategy he's sharper than ever it's i'm not you know you can't guarantee any wins but i will guarantee that he's going to go win 100 tony it's a crazy matchup it's very good match that's like russian roulette right there dude they're going to be throwing bombs at each other it's real good particularly now with uh donald has been on a tear like the last four fights three four fights i mean he's just looked so good man the al iaquinta fight for people who know how good al is for donald to handle al like that and drop him and you know and really put it to him like the way al put it i mean al said he beat the [ __ ] out of me that's what al's exact quote was i was very uh complimentary and respectful after the fight yeah cowboy is no joke that guy he's on fire he's not he doesn't fight like khabib he doesn't fight like conor he
fights like tony so it's like similar it's like tony versus tony you know what i mean yeah and it's uh [ __ ] dude they're both good on the ground they're very good on the ground we respect cowboys [ __ ] ground game a lot and you know we um you know we did what we could to make sure you know nothing bad happens on the ground you know what i mean yeah but they both have everything they both have great striking they both have great submissions tony's coming for war like he always does it's going to be the same tone they're throwing down that's for sure dude now when ton let me ask you this because you know the answer to this when tony had his knee fixed did he spar during that camp because someone said that he didn't do any sparring that was like one of the rumors from someone who knew him um i i think he keeps a sparring uh you know talking about striking right yes i'm never there for the striking i'm never separate we don't i'm never i've never seen him um uh i'm never there for the striking show when there's grappling his the the amount of time that it took him and big you know what in big bear he didn't we didn't bring anybody to spar like hardcore it was just like lights touching yeah because of the knees letting the knee heal oh no that's a different fight i'm talking about the knee remember he had the the massive knee injury and then he had surgery and then what i'd heard no you're right during the fight oh yeah no sparring no sparring yeah that's crazy very light very light well i guess you know when you're already world class you could do that and he can't [ __ ] with that knee he didn't want to [ __ ] wanted to make sure nothing went wrong get to the get to the floor it was yeah it was the right choice for sure and when he showed up against pettus he looked like same old tony he did that it was stunning vicious you're talking about a catastrophic knee injury and then six months later he's fighting a world-class fighter and
he's getting his legs checked yeah you know he he got the that knee checked he we even worried at one point in time that he might be injured what makes tony so good in my opinion just based on working with him is it seems that uh you know at a at the highest level high pressure fight people are aren't as uh uh they're more cautious they don't want to try to do anything stupid they're not [ __ ] just letting it swing and letting it go tony isn't like that tony is people want to get to the point where they just unleash and they don't give a [ __ ] and there's a lot of fighters like that but tony when he's in there it's like like nick diaz they're not afraid to throw anything you know what i mean he goes in there he'll throw two spinning elbows in a row right and he's just having fun it's like he's alive and he's having fun in there and he's and on the ground he's not going to be hesitant to do something wild and crazy that's just the way he is man and he thrives in the cage and there's zero hold back he's he's he comes out guns ablaze in the whole time yeah they're both at the top of their game man that's for sure you know and tony didn't miss a step when he got that knee injury which is very impressive even in striking was on point when he fought perez yeah and he even got tested he got clipped i mean pettis hurt him you know he knows how to survive man he's a very unusual fighter man very difficult to prepare for because he's always steadily always studying always adding new weapons to his arsenal always adding something to his uh workout routine he's always adding [ __ ] he has the ability to focus more than anybody i i know his his ability to focus and you see that not only in you know the striking aspect of his game or the wrestling but you see it in the jiu jitsu and that's where i see
it is he has so much focus he doesn't i don't have to re-teach him [ __ ] i will show him a very complicated transition of moves like to you know in spider web doing the bollinger break there's like four moves you got to do papa you got to fire him it's got to be so smooth there can't be any fuck-ups and i show him this and after like four or five reps he's got it down and most people it takes takes six months to get it down to understand it and he just can he just um doesn't take him long to learn [ __ ] anything wrestling striking anything new he's down uh but he doesn't forget it that's the most important thing he remembers all this [ __ ] and um you know so who's working with him with striking a guy named rashad used to i think he was uh like um an olympic hopeful back in the day boxer yeah most guys do that right yeah it seems like there's not a lot of guys who just use one for all striking yeah he's got a bunch of people to train him he's got a couple different strength and conditioning coaches um he's got a whole crew man i think that's important and he's comfortable really into recovery like he spends a serious time recovering he's got all these contraptions you know those things that you could they're like leg sleeves and and they inflate and he's on that all the time he's like yeah he's when it comes to rehab for any injury he's like like a professional nfl player you know and um ice baths like you know massages he doesn't [ __ ] around man he's he's a hundred percent thinking about and doing something for the fight usually just non-stop he can go on for hours it's crazy yeah it's a [ __ ] crazy matchup but it's only the third fight i mean it's the third from the top you know there's two championship fights on top of that that's crazy that should be the headliner right there come on man that fight's going to be nuts people are
going to go crazy for that it's great but sahudo and marlon moraes have to fight for the bantamweight title that's a crazy fight too man so who don't miraize that's the main event and then uh valentina shevchenko and jessica i for the women's flyway title so those are two world title fights they have to have those and at the top but that just shows you how [ __ ] crazy the card is the card from top to bottom is just amazing yeah it's gonna be crazy [ __ ] jimmy uh jimmy rivera and pyotr yawn tied to avassi and balogne ivanov you were moving it while i was trying to read it don't do that bro that's rude [ __ ] up that dude's name tai tui vasa is an animal those are that's a great [ __ ] fight that guy's crazy that's that guy that drinks out of his shoe you ever see him do that he does shoeies he pours beer into shoes and other people's shoes he'll like tell someone to take their shoes off he pours beer into their shoes and drinks it oh my god it's so disgusting yeah it's so foul yeah i don't get it but i get it i don't get it but i get it he likes to party he's like that dude in talladega nights what the [ __ ] his name um the other guy john c reilly yeah john c rowe he's like i like to party he likes to drink out of shoes [ __ ] it he's an animal i guess like i mean if you want to really show you don't give a [ __ ] that's a good way to go about doing it just grab a man's shoe and pour a beer into it and drink it yes dirty sweaty feet have been funking around imagine if you died from that imagine if someone's foot fungus was so disgusting that even the alcohol didn't kill it and it germinated inside your gut where foot fungus is never going to be like if if there's venereal diseases right we all know there are because you dirty [ __ ] like what what what are you guys doing to each other you're both giving each other dirty [ __ ] things you dirty things
and like diseases are weird right people give each other disease there's venereal diseases which are extra weird it's like oh you dirty people you gave each other these dirty dirty diseases but nature says we don't like this nature just lets these sneaky little parasites and viruses and bacteria get in your body what if there was an even more powerful one for people who sucked on feet what if it got in your gut nature's like this guy is just too much of a freak we gotta call him call him for the hurt if like if there was foot sucking diseases you know before you make out with someone you gotta tell them hey i just want you know i got a foot sucking disease so uh if you don't maybe we shouldn't do this but jamie what are you making faces for says you can get staff from doing this of course you can science confirms shoeies are really freaking dangerous especially if you're rich why is it more dangerous that's clicky they try to get us with a clicky bait turns out you can get staff yeah you can get staff don't do it yeah duh i don't need a science study to figure that out yeah because because the staph auroras can cause toxins and these cox toxins are quite resistant to heat they are quite resistant to the acidic environment when they can survive uh protein breaking enzymes oh jesus christ if you drink from someone's shoe containing staff and its toxins yes it can give you an acute gastrointestinitis [ __ ] all that it says but alcohol is disinfectant right well yes but there's always still a risk of infection especially if you have lower abv alcohol by volume drinks as you'd expect higher abv drinks like vodka do a much better job of eradicating bacteria so yeah beer which is what they drink which is a low alcohol beer or low alcohol beverage what a [ __ ] up way to die yeah you got
to do shots in those things shots are fine oh my god people are crazy but no one's happy with like taking it and leaving it where it is everybody wants to take it to the next level you know like everyone constantly like you want to one-up somebody i'm gonna drink out of your underwear bro i'm gonna use your underwear as a [ __ ] filter no and dudes are gonna do undies they're just gonna be ripping each other's underwear off and using them over a filter put it over a glass and drink right through your underwear how did that cat coffee get found out good idea because some [ __ ] decided to pick catch [ __ ] and find beans in it it's a it's a cat cat-like animal right it's called a civet yeah yeah yeah i ever had that [ __ ] that copy luck coffee no it's very expensive tate and i got it once when we were at a gig in florida tate yeah it was like 100 cup of coffee or something stupid it was really ridiculous not that much maybe twenty-five kids like i don't remember when it was bodyguard yeah yeah back in the day yeah that's the animal look at that thing so that thing eats the coffee beans it shits them out and then people pull it out of the poop he looks like a little person like the things baby like the thing from fantastic four it looks like his baby yeah they pull those beans out of the poop and then they uh they dry them off and make coffee out of cat [ __ ] and uh it tastes delicious because what it is is the diet look at that that's gold that right there is gold coming out of that cat's [ __ ] look at that that is a ridiculous you just see that online um taking a large look if that was a person you'd be in jail right if you if you went and googled that person [ __ ] on a log like that you'd be like you sick [ __ ] as long as it's an animal it's fine to look at their [ __ ] and even mine it they mine their [ __ ] for beans the idea is that the the digestive enzymes
from the civet's body break down the uh the beans the coffee beans that's the idea and you liked it was okay why don't you it wasn't better it's not better have it here for the guests it's not it's not better the idea is that it's supposed to be smoother it's smoother this cat [ __ ] coffee smoother i don't know man i don't necessarily think it really is smoother it's just different some weird [ __ ] i wonder if you could just eat the cat [ __ ] just like that without cleaning it off if you were really nasty like the natives probably just used to eat the cat [ __ ] directly it probably did but i think you need to give them energy you probably need to boil it that's why uh when you're making coffee and that boiling water probably kills all the bad stuff you know they blow did indians boil [ __ ] no i don't know who invented that [ __ ] and how long it's been around that [ __ ] literally literally who who invented that coffee how long it's been around it's been i'm looking at it right now on wikipedia since like the 1800s they noticed that these particular animals were eating specific cherries or whatever that they were leaving around and that they were going undigested so at some point they decided to clean it off and see how it tasted i guess that makes sense i was listening to my friend uh ryan callahan's podcast today it's a cows week in review and he was talking about this animal that they um this bird rather that people eat and they drown this bird in brandy they they take this little tiny bird each one of them is like just a few ounces and they drown them in brandy and then when you eat them you eat them whole you eat everything the guts you eat the the tissue the skin that's that's that's where it is um what is the name of it what how do i how do i pronounce it bordolon bunting borderline and so when you eat it you put a napkin over your head traditionally
when they eat it and as they eat it bourdain was the first one to tell me about this [ __ ] that oh no it was duncan duncan trussell was the first person to tell me about this [ __ ] so they love they soak the bird in brandy they drown it okay they drown in brandy and then they cook it somehow or another but anyway go back to that picture where those guys are eating it where you can see the go back to the picture with the yeah see how they have those things over their head they put these napkins over their head to take in the aromas and to trap the aromas and they also do it to hide their face from god that was the idea yeah what kind of people are these i think it's most i think it's europeans i think it's uh something that in in france it's popular it's a popular dish and um it's it's endangered not endangered now but they're yeah it's okay could france's cruelest food be back on the menu as french chefs lobby for orderlon to be reintroduced onto menus we explain why cooking the rare and delicate song bird is so controversial so that's even grosser right it's a song bird like how they named it a songbird not it's not a little tiny dinosaur no no it's a song bird it just wants to sing for you yeah make the woods bright uh tweet tweet tweet nah man it's a weird little tiny animal it says why is it illegal to cook and kill an ordell on the rspb list their status as vulnerable and throughout the 1970s and 1980s numbers in france declined dramatically as poachers caught vast numbers to supply restaurants where the bird has long been considered a rare and expensive delicacy some restaurants would charge over 50 pounds for the dish what is that in um is that euros or pounds pounds pounds what do you think that costs what's 50 pounds is that like 100 bucks
not quite but it's a lot something like that france's league for the protection of birds claimed uh orderline numbers plunged 30 between 97 and 2007 as many as 1 500 poachers catching an estimated 30 000 live birds a year so they're just decimating these [ __ ] things um the method of capturing killing them is what's [ __ ] up about it so the hunters catch the birds using traps in the fields uh they're kept in cages uh encouraging them to gorge on grain in order to double their size and it said the roman emperors stabbed out their eyes in order to make the birds think it was night making them eat even more okay here it goes and then how are they killed this is where the squeamish look away what is the name of this website so we give people telegram telegraph autograph from a telegraph what is the name of the article well we'll tell we'll say it at the end uh how were they killed says this is where the squeamish need to look away traditionally in france the fattened little birds are drowned in a vat of armagnac i guess that's like a cognac or something what is that r mcnack yeah it's probably you're probably dead on with that okay managing to snuff out their lives and marinate them at the same time killing two birds with one glug as it were it says here in the article french chefs argue that it's not a bad way to die in quotes what the [ __ ] but i suppose it might be less cruel than throwing a live lobster into a pot of boiling water um anyway so that's how they they drown them and then they cook them and then you eat the whole [ __ ] thing bones and all and the bones puncture your mouth and [ __ ] and that's part of it like you taste your own blood as you're eating these [ __ ] things yeah people are weird man you leave them alone for long enough let them get drunk and buy things reminds me of that andrew schultz bit
that he put on youtube which one the eating ass he goes if you eat ass you should not complain about other people's food you know my friend my friend told me go hey you know in thailand they eat crickets he goes i eat ass because they're eating crickets because they have no food my refrigerator is full that's so true too he's so good dude he's a great show he's so good yeah very very funny that's my new favorite dude yeah he's awesome really really nice guy too dirty as hell yeah you meet him and when next time he's at the store you love him it's a real comic it's a real deal oh he's high level he's high level we drive to tony to train tony and we're listening to andrew schultz oh that's cool yeah i love that guy he's great and he also is one of the few that is uh doing the youtube thing now where he decided to uh release all of his [ __ ] on youtube yeah yeah thank god he's very smart giving me some you know entertainment well it's also very smart for him i mean he's getting millions and millions of views on youtube he's blowing up yeah oh for sure yeah he's killing it yeah and uh you know to have it available anytime they say that kids watch 50 of netflix on their phone 50 at least that was this i think that was the numbers they gave me um i think that was what they said about my special 50 across the board for what take your pick remove netflix youtube 50 twitch 50 website 50 but that's the the switcheroo though it's 50 watch it on their phone they could be watching on their computer but how many of them watched on their tv like with youtube it's probably pretty small percentage right it switches because they they're tracking this they splinter it between like an xbox or a ps4 or a smart tv i watch youtube on my tv i mirror that [ __ ] yeah i do that i do that sometimes i mirror that and i also there's a youtube is one of the other apps that's built into the tv i bought
so you can get netflix right from your tv you don't have to have an apple tv on youtube right from your tv it's um it's interesting how big it is now i mean it's so big youtube is gigantic they got a bunch of movies on there now i just i was watching it on my tv and just like scrolling through to see what i could what it was going to give me and it's just they were making their own ads yeah they were making their own movies but it's weird to like it seems like you don't know where to search like how would you do you just go into the search bar and just search just type things up i just go to my subscription i subscribe to certain people and i just go to the yeah yeah i know i do that too but i mean like if they make a movie like they were making movies like how do you find that movie they gotta pop up different yeah they'll pop up right in your face they own that [ __ ] but if it's a movie that they make like i wonder how i would like to know the numbers like have they how many times have they done that because they made youtube originals right like they made their they financed their own most of them are shows though like uh like the the one that i know has done the best is that cobra kayak it's like in the second or third season i think isn't that weird though that they get into the production side of it like they're already a place where people produce things and then put them on youtube and youtube's like yeah we're going to make our own [ __ ] yeah why bother them but then they become something different right because they're gonna they're gonna favor their own stuff above your stuff if you make a movie too yeah they haven't made like why bother i think they just wanna i mean i think that's what every company every company gets into this position where they have to constantly expand got to constantly be kicking ass you know i mean no no one wants to be stagnant they don't want the quarterly earnings to be the same every quarter that's that's a bad sign they want to be out there killing it right don't they think like that like
every company things like that the nba finals is currently sponsored by uh youtube tv that's awesome so like they're on normal tv they're broadcasting watch tv on youtube tv which is pretty counter-intuitive i have it yeah i have youtube tv every now and then you need to watch something on a regular channel i use it once every eight months barely pay like 50 bucks a month for it never use it well it's so much different though than a network because anybody can put their [ __ ] up that's where it gets so weird it's like this is all so new and yeah no youtube tv is our tv channels that you could watch through youtube yeah channel four channel oh that's not one okay what i'm talking about is youtube originals okay they're youtube's creating things yeah those are different things but um it's just what percentage of the views what percentage of the the eyeballs of america does youtube have all of them is it 100 i mean are you kidding me um what okay let's just go the lower giant what is the what the low number is how many people every day don't watch youtube i watch youtube several times a day but what's the percentage of people if you had a guess that don't use youtube at all 10 i would guess that maybe they probably have 90 of the people's eyeballs yeah it's like the number it technically it's the number two search engine on the internet as far as i've read dude that hurts my bigger than bing and all that like it's it hurts my brain when you stop and think about how many [ __ ] people must be watching youtube videos around the world it's it's just a company but it's like so then they're they're they're a network sort of but you're you're allowed they just have terms and conditions so you're allowed to upload and then they have to monitor your [ __ ]
make sure you're not putting anything horrible up no isis beheadings nothing crazy like and you're like what numbers are you talking about how are you even looking at all you know one of the funniest videos on your genre videos on youtube are japan they're supposed to be uh instructionals on japanese massage it's like supposed to be an instructional this is it's all about instructional but it's not what is it they take it as far as you can go for youtube oh you can't go it becomes a porn almost wow almost can't you japanese no educationally but no but they do okay you could find out to show titties and then they just laid out the nipples no there's youtube for naked chicks just just go to youtube go naked chicks boom like we've talked about this before here's my question imagine if they had porn if they got right to the part where the people bone like right to the part and then they just gave you like outlines like from then out all you see is like outlines bodies moving you don't see any real dick or any real vagina but you see outlines yeah butts and dicks and vagina feet up in the air and i bet that's all over youtube i wonder if they could do that you only gotta change a couple letters and you're on a real website that does that for real like like you jizz are you porn exactly yeah yeah yeah but i'm saying on youtube like what are the terms and conditions is there like could you get right to the point of people actually having sex and then just all of a sudden just becomes not even an animation just because outlines you see people kissing long as they don't outline decks as long as they don't have fake dicks and vaginas like tight shots tight shots of their chest back shoulder how far but in all all of it is just outlines just a black screen with like white outlines of bodies on a bed is the audio
is the audio illegal that's a good question yeah is the audio is that illegal is that okay what's the terms and conditions for you can do a lot of stuff but they i don't know what point a couple years ago they added a like age restriction right sort of thing so you could probably do that but it'll get marked 18 and older only or something well here's the reason why i ask twitter has porn straight up porn and i asked jack dorsey about it and he's like yeah we twitter allows porn they allow porn wow so you could be flipping through and someone's just got straight up hardcore porn on the biggest i mean it's got to be if not the biggest social media platform on the planet earth it's top two right if it's not number one i'm never right i'm never on twitter what is number one facebook facebook's number one are you still are you on twitter well i put things up there i read feeds occasionally read someone's feed if they got they post interesting stuff i think snapchat's even harder but i i avoid it for them i just don't have the time and yeah i only have time for instagram so snapchat is higher well either way it's closer either way it's giant it's giant i mean it's enormous and they allow porn which is kind of crazy because like i know they're not as big as youtube in terms of like total minutes watched of things and the thing is that most of what twitter is is text most of it you know so when they have porn it's not it's like a fraction of what the whole thing is whereas if youtube had porn it would very quickly become most of youtube like if youtube just had porn people would blow a [ __ ] gasket because kids are on youtube all the time did your son get on youtube and look at things no some videos i'll show him but he's not yeah he's like he's too young to get on the internet they look at little kid stuff there's a lot of little kid content and that was one of the ways that people
were getting kids to watch so they can make ad revenue you see those weird [ __ ] videos they would find so like kids would be watching like wiley coyote cartoons they watch some mickey mouse type cartoons and then all of a sudden it would be like these cartoon superheroes that were babies and they were getting drunk and they would fall and cut their head open it was like what the [ __ ] is this and there was like hundreds of them and they had made it like with a formula just so that they could catch kids in these algorithms that recommend the next video and play the next video so it would eventually get to their video because it would say you know like someone from frozen with spider-man like and have those names in the title elsa qui elsa from frozen and spider-man this like is a large chat something happened that we don't that we missed i've heard about this recently too that's why i was actually pulling it up this is a really large youtube channel and there's some sort of like inside joke going on 10 870 872 views what the [ __ ] that's so many views if listen if a television show on cbs got that they would be doing [ __ ] backflips they'd be like look at all the views we got this is amazing you know this is spiderman and elsa yeah i don't know there's just something else up but yeah it's so weird it's not illegal to do that to use that with their title isn't that a trademark spider putting spiderman find all of them they can't find all them they try they i think they take some of them down isn't it ai that does that i think so yeah they just they're spider-man spider-man but i think they're getting away with that because they were in a costume i think maybe you could get away with wearing a costume yeah i don't know where those laws change if it's how much parodies spiderman is like at this point public domain the name or something no way because then other people be banging out spider-man movies you
imagine that if someone didn't own spider-man if anybody could make their own spider-man movie if spider-man was just like an archetype hero but you know what maybe right um like there's some because you could put out a video like if you wanted to you know talk some [ __ ] on burt reynolds wherever you could put bert reynolds and they can't that's legal right just putting people's names in the title right but you but that's not what that is that's like they're making a video using copywritten characters that someone created like elsa from frozen and spiderman yeah for sure i feel like they probably got away with it because they were dressed up as them rather than like drawing them like if they had footage from the movie or animation they probably all have that [ __ ] copyrighted yeah but you could probably get away with if you have your own script and you make some stupid play with elsa and spider-man you probably get away with that i don't know though man it's it's weird they're all like trying to figure out what you can and can't do you know what what what can you not and so these companies that are making these weird [ __ ] and that that was a people one where there's people most of them that i saw before they they purged them were animated there are weird animations where it was always a baby and the baby would fall and cut their head it was [ __ ] up like the same image would happen over and over again there was these websites who were analyzing it and they were like what the [ __ ] is this like why is this baby falling cut his head and like all these different versions of this same sort of story with different characters it was just like a like a they had a pattern that they could stick it into so whatever the character was was mickey mouse or donald duck or they're always drinking and they fall and hit their [ __ ] head it's weird weird [ __ ] but they would get millions and millions and millions of views
so someone was raking in the dough from advertising revenue from that i had a friend who dated a girl that ended up coming from a family of satanists whoa yeah broke up with her it's a long story but it's it's a very interesting story that i wanted to have a direct line to satan no they broke up they were together for a couple years and [ __ ] came out she was like multi-personality satanist family father all that [ __ ] and then they br he broke up with her naturally and but they kind of kept in contact and the last he heard that she got a job programming children's tv at a large company you i don't want to say the company this is a pretty good friend of mine he's he's not bullshitting but that's scary bro did you see that preacher that got confronted by inside edition what is his name copeland kenneth copeland bro it's hilarious i don't know how much we can show this because this will absolutely get us pulled um this dude got confronted by inside edition they're doing these stories on these preachers that use the donations from their flock to buy private jets and live like a baller and so she asks them you know is it true that you said that you don't want to fly commercial because you don't want to be stuck in a tube with demons and he first of all he got caught off guard and he kind of was chilled at first but then he got mad at her when she asked that same question again he said no and i didn't and don't you bring it up and don't you say i did that's what he says and he points at her and this pull it ahead a little bit because uh this is the full version of this pull it there's a that right before that right before that right before that like she asks him what is he an evangelist yeah yeah can we hear a big no we can't because we'll get pulled off of youtube for sure but he gets really [ __ ] mad at her she said but didn't you say
didn't you say that you can't fly commercial because the tube is filled with demons do you think that people are demons like this lady has balls of steel because this guy's giving her the crazy eyes and he's saying all kinds of crazy [ __ ] there's some questions she also asked about like why did why did you buy it and he's like because he made it so cheap yeah it's like 980 million dollars he made it so cheap it's like i couldn't say no that's what he says plane was it it was ty was the best guy yeah made it so cheap that's it we're saying it right there i had to buy it yeah you can't can't play it unfortunately but play it right after that now this is where she asks him again he's getting frustrated with her this is where she asks him again about demons now watch him get mad here hold up but you can't play it because if you get if they [ __ ] hear it if they hear it they'll yank us don't talk do it don't you do it jamie they don't they like you doesn't matter man it's whoever owns this content don't play any of the audio so he gets mad at her and she she's about to say it she's gonna go but i'm sorry but didn't you say but didn't you say right before it yep right there so watch this she goes didn't you say that they were demons no look at this don't you say that i did look at that look at that bro that's intense and then he tries to charm her then he tries this charmer that to me is what i would imagine a demon would look like if you cornered it like be realistically tell me back up back up right there just a little bit before that but a little bit before but he's actually angry a little bit before that watch when he gets actually angry like if if you thought the demons were real what would you think that they would behave like well they would just pretend to be people and be all slippery what's happening here i just froze it there back up so we could see him do it though back up so we could see him do it
see right here she asked him and watch this watch this no and don't you say that i did and then watch this smile smile just let it play okay stop [ __ ] around watch this look at that face oh i'm your friend again i'm just a nice preacher his hand looks like that hobbit foot we were looking at her bro his nails are long as [ __ ] just like satan i would imagine satan does not have a manicure eddie any thoughts no no it's you gotta look evil again that dude caught a sweet loophole tax exempt status that's what's really interesting about churches tax exempt baby they're doing the government's work the government's like you doing such a good job keeping these people in line here you go free free no taxes bro you're good you're good like imagine the government looking at televangelists going well seems legit you definitely have the lord's words in mind and uh definitely not making a ton of money in the loophole so yeah yeah for sure keep that tax exempt status seems good seems super solid imagine imagine that like somewhere someone must have had that conversation whether or not they should have tax exempt status like at what point in time you know like how about the catholic church how many sex scandals how many pedophile scandals does it take before you lose tax exam status is it like a million how many cases how many cases do you need i get what point in time do you go hey maybe you guys should [ __ ] at least pay taxes you know maybe that's the deal they cut you don't go to jail for the kids but you got to start paying taxes well they're not prosecuting them because people aren't screaming for it what's really interesting is that if you look at some of the things that people are really rallying about today what you would call like social justice warriors people are rallying around so many different causes those
those people that are rallying around all these causes supporting antifa doing this you know protecting this and going after that what they're not doing is going after that church how come they're not shouting from their if you really want justice if you really want to do good in the world when you want to stop the pedophiles when you want to stop that if you you don't see that it's too scary for people so big they got their own country the vatican's basically a country they have their own passport it's dark it's dark when people look like they feel like they're doing progress and then you're not stopping that you're not you know like your concern is what what's your concern the sculpture of the resurrection have you seen that no oh evil well it's a vatican it's supposedly it's supposed to be jesus rising from the dead but it looks like zombie looks it looks like hell and that's that yeah the sculpture of the resurrection yeah there's some and then they got a serp they got a serpent uh cathedral where it looks like your serpent's head it's crazy stuff have you been no but i've seen it on youtube you've been an idiot italy yet no you should go dude it is insane it's so insane the vatican is so insane it's absolutely worth it you went into the vatican yeah it's amazing the artwork is off the charts you can't believe it saint peter's basilica that's it right there who [ __ ] made that that's supposed to be something about like bro that looks like it represents christianity gate in front of marilyn manson's house totally dude marilyn manson would be rocking dude this is their beautiful people make a great photo shoot that would be an amazing gate right if you're like the ultimate horror fiction writer like if stephen king bought a house in the hollywood hills yeah and that was his gate look up uh the the
direction serpent cathedral vatican that's that's crazy dude it's looks like a snake so there's uh there's a thing in there called saint peter's basilica man you know you've never seen anything yeah that's it live right there right look at that wow it looks like come on man that's crazy come on man that's crazy it has the eyes of a snake the head of a snake and the fangs that is very scary you can see that resurrection thing right there oh my god oh it's all the same thing dude come on come on come on that's amazing that's amazing dude if you were dating a girl and she was like that has nothing to do with jesus right there dude i don't see jesus anywhere if you were dating a girl and she's really into witchcraft you'd want to [ __ ] her right right in between the teeth baby i want to take you to the vatican i'm gonna sneak away i'm gonna bribe somebody i'm gonna [ __ ] you between the teeth yeah that's scary imagine if they just had a bed that you could borrow what if the pope is really the king of the world look at him out there it was crazy what if he is though i don't think so it's definitely not yes he might be he might be the most powerful man so let me ask you this what do you think about all this alien [ __ ] that's going on right now all this ufo [ __ ] what do you think that is you think that's a distraction the stuff that's going on right now a hundred percent the fact that flies that just got d-class they're trying to ah that's what it is uh the fi is the d-class are you kidding that's gonna bury a lot of people going to jail so you think that's why the ufo stuff is out there they've it's always been about ufos really since they do that like they have certain ufo cases that they say listen if anything gets weird we're just gonna let this [ __ ] lose whoo and we're gonna tell people listen we've seen the aliens we've got a hold of them we've gotta alert congress we've got to talk to people and then people start just forgetting about corruption
forgetting about the bp oil spill forget about whatever the [ __ ] is dude the aliens are coming trust me yes they've been talking to the government you know what my argument against it has always been why would they talk to the government if you're from another [ __ ] planet like we when we visit chimpanzees we don't say hey who's the number one chimp we want to bring you bananas and sign a peace treaty with you we don't give a [ __ ] who the leader is get out of here you don't get special deals yeah you don't get special deals take us to your lead oh the top chimp made a deal to let us kidnap some baby chimps so we could bring them to the zoo yeah the [ __ ] out of here if they're coming here from another planet they must be so much more sophisticated than we are they're not going to listen to us we're crazy they're doing it for several reasons in my opinion and and one like exactly like you said when there's for distractions and right now they're going heavy with it but you know warner von braun uh the last four years of his life he had cancer and he had an assistant and you could watch her on youtube talk her name is dr carol rosalin and she said that he kept telling her over and over because they're preparing like on his deathbed they're preparing for a fake alien invasion oh that's what they're doing they're trying to scare us into a new world order and she talked about this no no she she doesn't say why he goes he never told me why he just kept telling me they're all the stuff you hear about aliens and asteroids it's all fake first there's going to be a a an environmental threat that they're going to scare everybody with global warming is my opinion in my opinion then there's going to be asteroid threats and then the final one and she says this and he kept saying this because the final one the last one they're gonna do is the fake alien invasion that's gonna that's why there's movies
like independence day it gets everyone used to oh we're all gonna let's call china and russia and we all band together it's it's to get us prepared for a new a one world government that's what it's really all about the aliens and all that the nazis were doing that to their own people they made in the when i was balls deep in the ufo community we would you know they would they would show us that you know there's pictures of the german ufos and in the ufo community we looked at that as evidence that they must have found crashed ufos and then they're trying to reverse engineer them that's what everybody in the ufo community thinks but when you look into it dude they were trying to scare their own people to look for the government they're just scaring us so they go to the government science fiction had flying saucers before flying saucers were something that the government or the germans well you look at the germans tried to create so yeah i think they would try if they were trying to freak people out and make it seem like it was yes exactly so so world war ii is over would you have operation paper clips look operation paper clip 1945 1946 we bring in over all right the guys that ended up creating the cia and nasa were from operation paperclip so right away for sure nasa so when you look at this if the nazis were trying to scare their own people with fake ufos they must have came in and said dude you guys aren't on the ufo [ __ ] you got to scare your people so that's exactly when all the comic books were all these comments so the germans were scaring their people with ufos before the united states got scared with ufos really yes this is the 30s that is listen if you're going to be a master of propaganda like hitler was right yes manipulation and propaganda that would be the move man who wanted a new world order more than hitler who wanted to control the world more than that guy right that guy knew how to do it and it's an old idea it's an old idea the way
everybody the old the ancient roman emperors they all want they all direct for that one world government they couldn't pull it off there was no way they could pull it off because the only way to make a new world order actually happen is you got to get the people to embrace it you can't force them into it so you gotta mind [ __ ] them to embrace a new world order you gotta make them want it otherwise they're not gonna just stay in their own little tribe exactly yeah and all the little problems all the little rulers will go like dude we do one world government i'm out of a job [ __ ] you so it's impossible but they knew they theorized if there was some kind of alien threat don't you remember reagan talking about exactly when you're in the ufo community you take that reagan speech from the u.n and from the cfr and you look at that as proof that there's aliens but now i look at that when you look at him and like at the cfr he goes wouldn't all our jobs be a little bit easier if there was some sort of threat some extraterrestrial threat he's talking to the rule he's well it's not exactly the same no no no no no no no you're talking about the u.n one i'm talking about a different one he did many times two different he was doing it all no that was a bunch of them yeah he was on a mission to get everyone and but he makes it sound like but he's like making it sound like humanitarian like wouldn't would all our differences just seem to diminish if there was some sort of extraterrestrial threat that was getting everybody used to this [ __ ] we're gonna come the u.n is all about a one-world gun off they can't do it but now we're approaching the tech we have the technology now with holograms now we could do it it's always been for hundreds of years they knew that they knew that but they couldn't pull it off how are you going to pull it up how are you getting the dudes who know how to make that [ __ ] are making movies when you imagine what are you saying i i
told you about this last week you said you didn't see it we're just talking about the military industrial components oh yes yes yes oh let me hear that can i hear that yeah yeah yeah was that free use you're talking about space force the president right is he talking about space force no you can reassure people you're not looking for something this is fox news man you can't play this it's the news yet it's fox it's like a clip from the [ __ ] section the news it's the news though yeah but i don't think you get pulled for this if you want me to play it i won't play it but yeah the news you can always play the game okay let me hear him say it this is my friend steve hilton's show and don't kid yourself you do have a military industrial complex they do like war you know in syria with the caliphate so i wipe out a hundred percent of the caliphate that doesn't mean you're not going to have these crazy people going around blowing up stores and blowing up things these are seriously ill people i don't want to say oh they're wiped you know isis but i wiped out 100 of the caliphate i said i want to bring our troops back home the place went crazy they want to keep you have people here in washington they never want to leave i said you know what i'll do i'll leave a couple of hundred soldiers behind but if it was up to them they'd bring thousands of soldiers in someday people will explain it well this is it but you do have you whoa yeah that's [ __ ] heavy now stop right here now if that was from anyone and any normal person you would say that guy's out of his [ __ ] mind that's a conspiracy there's no one who wants war but you hear that from the actual sitting president of the united states there's no reason to say that like why why does he have a reason to say that it must be an excuse for why he didn't pull everyone out 100 and that's an that's a really overlooked
insight and that's part of the problem is that so many people hate trump that even when he says something like that that we should listen to because it's coming from the president of the united states while he's a sitting president and why he's talking about pulling people out of troop at a war and people still don't want to listen because it's on fox news and because it's the president because people so many people hate the president they don't want to hear about this that should be something that's talked about the d-class is about to happen [ __ ] they're you think so the well what is the d-class that's about to happen it's you know what does that mean you mean classification of fisa applications it declass everything involved in how the russian investigation started that's the problem they were tr there's evidence and this is coming with the fisa d class that trump wasn't supposed to win there's text messages going back between uh two fbi agents right saying well what if he wins and goes he ain't going to win he's got hillary's going to crush him like a zillion to one he says but what if he does win and these are text messages they've been released anybody can dude i want to keep going so bad folks we're back from a piss break we had to go i've been drinking a lot of water lately i'm trying to be super healthy me too man i thought pellegrino was good enough i thought there's no way those bubbles are good for you you know what i mean okay let's find out dentists saying that like okay what would happen what would happen to your body how if all you drank was was perrier and pellegrino and that's it no forget about the teeth the overall health of your body so much about the bite it's about your teeth that's what that is no but forget about the teeth it's just water but is it going to give you a chance but the carbonation's got to be doing
something to you your teeth that's all it's really doing i wonder if it's getting something to your organs too or something so is it getting something into your teeth because of the carbonation it's got to it's got to be it's just water and carbonation so what's the carbonation is it nitrogen in the water like what's what is the carbonation it's nitrogen right man i hope it's great for you i hope acid acid higher acidity oh my god it's bad for you can be good right and that's all i was drinking for a while but i was happy with myself because you know i feel like you're doing something good my vice was coca-cola right so it got me off coke i don't give a [ __ ] about coke i got off it i'll drink coke every now and then but i'm not i used to be like i want it like with the meal i went out to a restaurant had to have a [ __ ] coke but now pellegrino it totally satisfies me i'm good i'm good with it but then i just got away with i just kept drinking just that i think it's better than coke but it's not as good as water i'm gonna go with that yeah it's gotta be way better than coke right coke is the worst but why is it so delicious dude some some food you just want a cold diet coke with like if i have a [ __ ] cheeseburger i know i'm already not eating healthy a [ __ ] diet coke why are we playing games right you know that feeling is that a pelican is good enough for the for me is good enough with your burger it's it's satisfying but if you're going to have a burger and fries the best is cookie cutter for sure goddammit i don't like regular coke it's too syrupy it's just too hard for me it's just jamie's like oh i miss it it's because jamie's midwest midwest they give it to their babies they put in bottles and [ __ ] call it pop yep can bottle or uh no a breast bottle was a mexican coke than chipotle in a bottle yeah oh but you like the stair the styrofoam cups no no no
only if chipotle's got a weird flavor coke that i really like that got me back into drinking it chipotle has their own a lot of people say mcdonald's coke is the best i highly disagree it's not all the same no it's definitely not it's weird yeah they have different flavors they send like a strain differently it now says its original taste on the label at chipotle which is weird like which like you you make a deal with coke and you don't know which flavor you're getting let me ask you this do you think andy ruiz being the heavyweight champion to bring mexicans and the rest of america closer together i think so what if he starts [ __ ] everybody up what if he [ __ ] up everybody what if he becomes the man that would be amazing viva may go man interesting right like what joe lewis was or what muhammad ali was during the civil rights movement how about that what's his record has he ever lost i think he's 31-1 one loss but it was a split decision to joseph parker who's a legit world-class fighter um so one decision he's like 29. yeah he's young young guy and he's [ __ ] good man like he's good people get confused because the way he looks that [ __ ] throws hands and the way he punches is super fluid like everything's like like nasty combinations like way quicker than most heavyweights wait wait quicker really interesting man when you watch him fight like wow so the fights the fight is him versus that bronze bomber guy right well i would imagine the fight is the rematch in england and [ __ ] wembley arena or some [ __ ] in front of a million people that's probably going to be the rematch and if he [ __ ] him up again which uh man i don't know what happened in that fight um fight tyson fury too right oh yeah for sure yeah he could fight tyson fury um i mean andy can fight tyson fury and he can fight uh uh deontay wilder but the big money i
think is in the rematch that's probably where the big money is and then that's the problem with that is man all of a sudden that heavyweight division looks good it's great oh it's great right now this is as good as the heavyweight division has been in decades it's amazing right now but the most exciting is deontay because deontay flatlines people with one shot in this crazy way and he's just built like uh he's built like a giant tommy hearns almost like you know when he just he just got crazy power man his power makes me just put my hand on my head and go what the [ __ ] do you think francis and gonna get box i i know he could box with the top at the top level no i mean i think he could with training but he's a little older too you know francis is how's that how old is francis i want to say he's 34. he started fairly late in life learning how to fight in period but uh he's so big and so powerful man what is he 32 32's not that that's young that's pretty young he's he in my opinion is the most dangerous one punch guy i've ever seen if he if you make any mistake with that guy heavyweights just go flying across the room you think of francis ingano versus andy ruiz would be big andy ruiz is a way better boxer so he's a way way way better boxer it's a big difference hundred amateur fights people would see it just like people want to see floyd mayweather versus conor mcgregor yeah but it's kind of the same in the same way that you know you know conor mcgregor knocks people dead in the ufc and you know floyd mayweather is the greatest boxer of all time of all time i mean he's probably the most skillful defensive artists we've ever seen and you know floyd got hit a couple of times the thing about francis and gano is i think even with big gloves you can't let him hit you like that if he gets if like if floyd the way floyd got hit with that uppercut by
connor connor just kind of placed it there he popped him it was a good shot but floyd didn't get wobbled he didn't get dropped if francis hit somebody like that i don't give a [ __ ] who you are if he hits you with that alistar overeem left hook that he hit alistar with get the [ __ ] out of here no one's surviving that he just seems like the way he knocked out kane we clipped him with that little short uppercut and kane seemed like he didn't even know he got hit yeah i think he hits stupid hard like crazy ridiculous off the charts hard i think when he hits people they're just like what in the hell the only guy who's been able to survive that [ __ ] is stipend and of course derek lewis but they just didn't do much to each other in that fight everybody else he touches you with that [ __ ] and you just go flying he hits so goddamn hard that if he just went into boxing straight and said at ufc who the [ __ ] knows man he could be the [ __ ] heavyweight champion of the world like legitimately if you stop and think about how quickly deontay wilder went from boxing to earning a bronze medal in the olympics it was a year and a half i mean wilder is exceptionally talented exceptionally powerful unbelievable one punch knockout power but so is francis like if francis has chosen to go that path who [ __ ] knows man who knows if he learns how to wrestle like really learns how to wrestle and really learns how to submit people can you imagine like where everybody has to stand with them because you're scared of him on the ground yeah i mean he's at 265 pounds natural and shredded the way he is with unbelievable power that's just a super unusual case that guy could any any combat sport if he went into kickboxing same [ __ ] be [ __ ] everybody up just hit so god damn hard he hits people and you just go yikes
it's hard to learn jiu jitsu once you're already famous that's a tough one yeah it's tough because the only way to learn jiu jitsu correctly is with percent sparring and you don't do that with your wrestling right with wrestling but you you can't go 100 sparring with wrestling because there's no you don't do that when you're striking yeah you don't do that with your striking not that much yeah yeah but um it's possible once you become famous it's very hard to go 100 percent with just anybody you know what i mean it's there's um a lot on the line yeah it's possible but it would have to be well engineered by a really good manager right like someone like a dan lambert comes along and says this is how we're going to do this we're going to take this as a project and we're going to bring in wrestlers and these guys are going to specifically work with you on these very specific drills they're going to help you get up and help you stay up and and we're gonna we're gonna this is what our our job is our job is now this we're gonna turn you into the heavyweight champion the world but it would have to be like someone who had like a real specific group of guys that knew the goal and there was no egos involved so it wasn't you're not going to bring in some guys going to try to out wrestle them or hurt them or knock them out or do anything they they're there working for the goal but that's hard to do you know everybody has their own ideas you know that's one of the real problems that uh fighters have at a really high level is finding people that you could train with that are commensurate and skill level but they're not trying to take you out you know to aid each other like imagine imagine if mark kerr got balls deep into jiu jitsu and got it he would have been he would have had a longer career that's for sure and you know if he got good on the back and you see that with wrestlers every now and then like after six seven years you see it like oh my god they're taking the back now
they're choking people out you saw that with john fitch you know it took a while he he was just cool with ground and pound just you know getting the take down and then slowly he started he started seeing him pass and and take backs and then he took stacks anthony smith choking out gustavus yes how crazy is that yes he did it with a broken hand yeah yeah man that was that was pretty crazy a [ __ ] dude is the real deal yeah he's the real dude how did the jon jones fight go i don't remember john jones just outclassed him he was ahead of him he knew what he was going to do before the decision yeah five rounds five round decisions yeah okay dominant decision john just uh i mean he never got wobbled or knocked down no he got hit i mean he definitely got hit he got he took some shots but he was fine at the end of it um early in the fight though he showed he looked very smooth very fluid in the first round he looked very good very very composed considering world title fight against jon jones i mean everything he did when he was moving he wasn't exploding he wasn't blowing away any nervous energy fought very technically very good technical stand up and just look john is just john john's on another level there's everybody else then there's jon jones it's another level he knows when you're tired too he you see him when he senses like any any time where you're trying to catch a break he senses it and he starts ramping it up and moving towards you and kicking your legs so you see it smells blood he smells blood he's a [ __ ] straight up killer man he just knows there's a lot of aspects to his game that are very interesting but he just knows how to feel where a guy is he knows the distance in terms of like knowing how to feel where a guy is in terms of how far away the guy is from him because he's the best ever at utilizing his long reach but he also knows where the guy is psychologically he knows he knows when
guys are physically tired he knows who's he fighting next he's gonna fight thiago santos i don't know too much about him oh my god that guy beast he throws bricks more of a striker than jiu-jitsu oh yeah way more way more he's got a giant hammer tattooed on his chest she knocks people in another dimension he's a beast man a legit beast um that's uh isn't that august is that august in l.a i think that's uh the anaheim card i think am i making that up it's a great [ __ ] fight though great fight for as long as it lasts who knows you know that guy he can knock anybody out he swings wild but john should be a heavy favorite going into the fight john fights on the july card oh it is a july card oh my god that's right and dc that's right that's where i got confused anaheim stipe and dc jon jones versus taco santos no that was on steep n dc's is on yes yeah i didn't know and paul costa was also rebooked for that that's anaheim as well right yeah yo romero and paula costa best body ever fight that's they're fighting for the best body ever that's what they're doing like who's the king did he win some sort of lawsuit yes well uel might never fight again he won 27 million dollars i give up how because there was a supplement company that had tainted supplements legitimately they tested them independently and they found out this [ __ ] is it's tainted and makes people piss hot for steroid tests so he sued him the question is whether or not he's going to be able to correct collect rather because you know when you sue someone they can go bankrupt like if they're a corporation that's why someone forms an llc so if they've got some steroid tainted [ __ ] and an athlete sues them i wonder if they actually have to pay or if one that they could just disband the company because 27 million is a lot of money you know who knows the company might not
even be worth 27 million i don't know what the company is do you know what the company is i'm saying right now what's the name of it gold gold star performance that's a big name i've heard that name before have you heard that name before i think that's a big name in supplements you know what man if anything it'll blow him up it'll be worth it just pam we're gonna make a hundred million because uh people are going to jump on it you know what i mean like people that don't fight professionally like oh [ __ ] cool yeah that's true right give me the [ __ ] that hector lombard pissed off for yeah 100 i got that [ __ ] i got that [ __ ] son you're gonna get a thick old neck what's up jaime they got it they got what if this is the right company i just looked up when i tried to type in the revenue they're doing all right yeah how much they worth i don't know if this is the right company but the one i just found says they did i had a cash balance of 96.5 million as of december 31st give up 27 million to the cuban baby might not be the actual same company but it's got the same name at least i bet it's that company let's say it is that company come on give up that money i want to see yoel romero just covered in furs gold chains and [ __ ] just living like a pimp well i want to see yellow romero in like uh some sort of crazy gazelle skin coat with like full six-pack just no minx right minx would be better like some something crazy just 27 million in the bank not give it a [ __ ] 20 girls around yeah he'll start rapping and cuban i love you that's pretty good that [ __ ] guy he's the freakiest athlete i've ever seen he he moves so fast sometimes you're like like what like he you know when he fought chris weidman i remember when he landed that flying knee i was like oh my god that guy could do that out of nowhere out of nowhere you you can never sleep on him because he'll he like lulls you
into this false sense of everything being okay he moves slow you know he just moves slow he moves slow he move away when you kick him moves away almost like he's conserving energy and then boom he just jumps on you it's amazing to see a guy like him at 40 years of age be that [ __ ] explosive you know you're right at 40 with that lawsuit [ __ ] why fight he might go maybe he wants to [ __ ] up paula costa and that's a wrap maybe after that fight but if he actually gets the money that's the problem see it's all [ __ ] until the money's in your bank account yeah because if they appeal and then you know they drag it into appeals court which they probably will right i mean i'd imagine it could take years it could take years yeah yeah and then meanwhile if they have that money they could just invest that money and just make itself back and then give them what they invested with ah yeah here's your money didn't cost a [ __ ] they could do that too as long as it's long enough maybe they have like 500 million they're like ah 25 million that whole supplement world is a weird world it's very weird you know we had problems with on it with alpha brain early we our alpha brain had other [ __ ] in it with different vitamins and they weren't supposed to be in there i'm like what is this in there so we had to change suppliers it's tricky man when you're making stuff and you're not there for every step of the way and you hire companies to do it like well how are they doing it how are they mixing it what's the the vat look like did they clean that [ __ ] you know and then somewhere down the road like tim means he was another one remember tim means tim the dirty bird he's a bad [ __ ] he uh same thing pissed hot for some [ __ ] that was just some over-the-counter stuff they found it but they they gave him like six months i think they gave you a long time too though didn't they
they give him like six months or something like that i don't know i think they gave him a long time it was like six months which apparently is worth 27 million 27 is a nice number two men yeah you got a six month suspension yeah whatever if if he gets that 27 million he won't give a [ __ ] about that six month suspension have you had 27 million clean in the bank that you don't have to pay taxes on is that how it works no you got to pay taxes do you when you get a lawsuit that seems some of them are different i think i'm like why not it seems it seems ridiculous why would the government say you could keep that why would the government get a piece of you getting your career everything i know but isn't that nuts they get a p but that's funny like they've ruled that you got damaged so someone has to give you money to make up for all the money that you lost you lost 27 million dollars worth of revenue we're going to make it right uel so they give them that 27 million dollars and the government's like not so fast you might have lost 27 million but we didn't get our peace i bet you have to pay taxes if you didn't have to pay taxes on things imagine how few people would pay taxes you know what it would be like if the irs wasn't so [ __ ] ruthless chasing people down it would be like those uh things where you bought 99 records for a dollar remember that when nobody ever paid for it that yeah yeah they would send you the cassette penny yeah it was like a penny yeah and you get like you have to pick these you get to pick this oh reo speedwagon oh billy joel the stranger and you get to check off the list in the box no one ever pays no one paid i don't know a single person that paid they tried to chase me down maybe they didn't want the money they just wanted to spread the music maybe they did it was a scam maybe they had insured themselves against a certain amount of loss and certain amount of suckers paid
because they did harass you a little bit they'd send you letters like hey man sent you uh all those kiss cassettes you haven't you haven't gotten back to us yeah remember that did you do that jamie columbia house is what it's called yeah columbus right columbia record and then they'd send you [ __ ] like a box with [ __ ] you didn't want like i don't want hauling oats was it columbia house records or columbia records house it was a club they were always in tv guides there was always a little advertising insert dude that's the first time i found out about well it was actually late night tv about dianetics i didn't know dynamics was scientology i thought it was like uh you know you got to kick ass take on the world get away from your insecurities and your fears they drag you in a little bit first they drag you in with a volcano and smart they're showing the volcano and the commercial that's way better than than like those dudes you see at freeway overpasses that are screaming jesus says jesus saves like dude nobody from doing this you ain't bringing nobody to jesus man but it's smart you don't tell them you want to get someone into jesus you don't tell them it's about jesus you know what i mean it's self-help the real way to get someone into jesus is to lead by jesus's example and be a really good christian and someone says well why are you such a nice person say because i'm a christian and a real christian is a really nice person and the person be like damn i want to be a really nice person and they say well won't you come to church with me on sunday and next thing you know you go to church brilliant that's how you do that that's how you do it you can't be screaming jesus on the corner of hollywood boulevard and la brea but then when they corner you you don't say that don't you say i did you got pretty ass got pretty ass that's going to be cut up [Laughter] that guy seemed demonic to me man he creeped me the [ __ ] out
that creeped me out man that guy's used to telling people things like that he was yelling at people and pointing his finger out that long fingernail pointed at you don't you say i did you'd make a great demon not imagine what it must be like to be a fly on the wall one of those billion dollar preachers just they must be getting [ __ ] they must be oh there has to be right of course it has to be top shelf they'll be flying them in from czechoslovakia and [ __ ] just they got their crew of actors skiing in on a [ __ ] hill of cocaine it's crazy how yeah they got a bunch of actors and plants and all that [ __ ] but it's crazy how they get people to believe it and they they get put in trances and [ __ ] and you know some of them over acting but some of them are like you know there's a certain percentage of people that are hypnotizable yeah what is it what is it like you know 20 maybe it's the people that didn't get sucked into pro wrestling pro wrestling could have got them they would have believed that that was real they missed that and they got they got sucked into like the snake handlers what percentage do you think because when you go to uh you know those hypnotist shows the scam is before the show like this considered the scam part is before the show they go into the audience and they find people that are easily hypnotized right so then they bring a lot of things they do is they let you be aware that they might call upon you and so just to make sure that your story matches we would like to know what whatever happened to you is there something that's bothering you so that we know that when uh cindy the magnificent when she calls out to you that your story matches up with a piece of paper there's little weird tricks they do with yeah they ask them to fill out these forms yeah talk about their childhood that's the psychic [ __ ] that's psychic [ __ ] yeah for sure like uh how they go first listening to people talk but i'm talking about preachers do that
hypnotist shows yeah where they take like a couple maybe they take one person on stage and they hypnotize them then they wake them up and then they make them do weird [ __ ] that they don't remember oh yeah dude i saw that before yeah i've seen it so that's real oh it's real so there are people a certain percentage of the population who knows what it is maybe it's 10 maybe it's 60 who knows but there are people that can be put under a spell on under a spell in it they could be in a trance yes do something while they're awake they're awake and they do something under command with without any control and they don't remember it and then they get snapped out of it yes all that's real yes that's crazy so varying degrees but and it's real in live audiences which is particularly weird yeah frank santos the r-rated hypnotist was a staple in boston when i was coming up and i was an open mic frank actually even ran a comedy club at one point in time um and his his son is a hypnotist now frank santos he would do stitch's comedy club me and greg fitzsimmons and nick depaolo and all these guys we saw him do this and he would do it on a regular basis it happened every week he had one night a week and it wasn't just that club it was one night it would weak at stitches but it was like one night a week at nick's comedy stop and one night a wee week at giggles sorry um but he would get a bunch of people out of the audience and he would have a bunch of volunteers who want to volunteer and you get the people on the stage and everybody be like well i can't believe we're here and they would hypnotize and hypnotize them and hypnotize them and do this thing you're getting sleepy you're going to listen to me i'm going to count to five and when i count to five you are going to be doing push-ups and underneath you is going to be madonna and she's going to be naked and he would do that and it would work on some people look at people he goes you're not under come on
come with me and he would get rid of them but then some people would just be under and you would be like this isn't real is this real but then you would see your friend go up there you would see someone you knew go up there and you would see people see their friends go up there and what they couldn't believe it and the person was really doing it and you could tell they were really doing it and they'd be so embarrassed they'd be so embarrassed when they found out that they did this in front of these people they were like what yeah you came in your pants and like some guys would actually come in their pants they would come in their pants he would tell them well i'm gonna count to three and like number three you're gonna come in your pants one two three and you gotta be like oh no he'd see him get like super embarrassing these aren't good actors but you could see the embarrassment in their face they were bewildered they were so confused they're like what happened how did this happen but it wasn't everybody couldn't i wonder if there's a i would love to see a documentary on people getting hypnotized and like proving that it's real and doing different well i got hypnotized i got hypnotized that's real yeah yeah but i didn't get hypnotized to do anything i got hypnotized by vinnie shorman vinnie shorman the mental coach did he make you do things he didn't remember i hope not no i just laid there i and he gave he gave it to me no i laid there and uh he talked to me while i was laying there and when when he was talking to me i knew he was there and i knew i was there and i knew i was just chilling on this couch it wasn't like i i was in a trance and i was going somewhere and i was very aware that it was happening but it was like he was put me he was put me in a suggestive state and he was talking to me about various things that i wanted to work on mostly organization and discipline stuff like discipline
like getting things done and which is one something that i'm always concentrating on and uh then when it was over it was just over i was awake through all of it but it was weird it was like a weird state it was like as if like the regular world has like a crazy filter over it like were you stoned that's a yes hard to guess i would probably say yes and it sounds like me well you were like you weren't hypnotized like that kind of like those dudes that don't remember what they did and all that but he doesn't do that though and i think other people can do that and i think they do that to some people but that's not what he's trying to do anybody his i think and i'm speaking for vinnie um but i think that anybody can allow themselves to get into this suggestive state to get in this state of hypnosis but that's different than the kind of people that all think that they really are having sex with madonna on stage yeah people that really do come in their pants that's crazy about those people locked in there's something locked in about them but it was 100 real you think those people that can't are easily hypnotizable can uh be influenced but they could be hypnotized by something on a tv screen maybe is possible yeah mate maybe why not i don't know what the element what is what's causing you to go under you know what i'm saying like is it just the words the other person saying it is it them looking frank santos was an interesting guy he's a a very short fellow and this is coming from a short guy and he had glasses and he was kind of like a big guy and he was heavy you know was overweight and it just seemed real unassuming and sweet and kind and soft and just hello everybody how are you how are you you know and you're just just talking to you are you going to get sleepy you're going to get sleepy get to sleep you're sleepy and they would just nod off they'd be like whoa what the [ __ ] he just knew how to do it and he would do it so calmly and confidently and he would do it every week and every week we would watch
some people would work on some people wouldn't work on i wonder if anybody can do it anybody can put someone under a trance if they were taught the right way and they just maybe all you gotta do is learn something or is it some kind of special gift or something uh i bet it's a skill i bet it's a skill but i bet it's just like having a good personality like some people you want to hear them talk all the time dude what if there's dudes like that that go they date and they're just looking for girls yeah they're just looking for girls they get hypnotized dude so they go oh they got a live one they take them home make them do all sorts of crazy [ __ ] i knew a guy who was a comic who also worked as a hypnotist and uh he could hypnotize people and i remember walking by him while he's talking to this girl and she goes no i don't want to be hypnotized and i remember thinking what are you saying to her oh this is back in the disney too what if there was a hypnotist comedian that mastered hypnotizing people from the stage and he got him to laugh hysterically at everything and so he's just like killing and crushing every night well i think comedy is a form of mass hypnosis it's funny you say that because i think that's what's happening when you're locked in like when you're locked in and everyone's locked into what you're doing and you're killing there's these moments where it's like the audience syncs minds with you like hypnotism it's very similar because when you're killing there's this feeling that you get where you're like it's an energy feeling it's not just you saying something and they think you're so funny so you feel so good it's like you're riding this wave and as long as you practice the material so much that you know where the beats are and as long as you're so engaged in the material that you really are thinking about it as you're saying it you're not bullshitting them you're not
just saying the words because they know when you're just saying the words they want you to be fully engaged but there's these moments when you are fully engaged and they know you are and you you're riding this wave together because you know the material so much so that you can be fully engaged but not have to think about what comes next because you know what comes next but you're saying it as if you've never said it before and you're thinking of it as if you've never thought it before you're thinking of it as if you've never said it before and they're locked in and it's like hypnosis it's very very similar as far as i know i mean i've never hypnotized anybody but i feel like when you're killing it's a state of mind it's like you're you're achieving a group state of mind with all these people it's weird yeah that's why i say that like specials are like at the very best 80 percent of what it's like to be there at the very best it's probably not even close i'm probably being super generous with what a special actually is in comparison to being there live like there's sometimes i'll see a recording and i'm like i thought that was better i thought it was better when i saw it live because when i was live and i was watching the person i was in the room you know i'm soaking up the laughs in the room they're all the people in the room everybody took they took an uber to get there they got drinks they're they're excited they're pumped up the guy's killing you're locked in you're in the room with these people can you believe you just said that ah and you're all feeling it together at home you're getting a fraction of that yeah you know it's like hypnosis man there's an energy that's being shared you know i mean you've been doing a lot of stand up now don't you feel like that like when it clicks like there's an energy that's that's being bounced back and forth between two people between you and the audience yeah yeah um for sure i mean when it works you know i'm i'm a blue belt in comedy
you know what i mean you're like a coral belt red belt you know what i mean um you know i'm pulling it off and uh it feels good even when you just pull it off and everyone's laughing everybody's having a good time feels great yeah it feels those moments that's why i'm doing it because it's so much fun it's just like what i do after jiu jitsu you know hang out with my my students and we just talk about the craziest [ __ ] for about 10-15 minutes and then i go home it happens almost every night we're talking about crazy [ __ ] and it's the same thing we're making each other laugh uh and when it works on stage it's that times a thousand just you know when people are laughing and everything's working it's great obviously when it's not working and they smell blood and you're not feeling what you're saying and kind of just going through the motions and that that happens to me you know i'm still uh new in the game uh that sucks yeah that's horrible that's horrible but luckily uh the first year you know i was just trying to figure out what the [ __ ] was i was gonna do and trying to structure my sad i smoked i smoked weed before i went on stage i don't do that no more i go on stage just clear clear mind it and it's way better because it's easier to remember all all the material when you're not stoned you know uh eventually i can you know go back to smoking weed like you before i said because i've gotten the structure down so well that i could just go up there and it's like you know when you when i teach and i do a seminar i got that [ __ ] down unlocked well i really like doing sober october i really like not smoking before shows too yeah it's fun it's fun to do it's different have a cocktail you know what i mean i couldn't even do that it's over october everything oh [ __ ] completely sober i like you know having to drink and then uh you know maybe a
cup of coffee get my blood going boom like before i teach i have some coffee you know i move around that's one thing i do i stretch out move around shadow box yeah i get my body loose i just want to get the blood pumping i just want to feel looser physically it's hard to know like when though you know like what's when is it loose or is it losing right now just kind of just i just i have just a bunch of things that i do i just start throwing knees loosen up my arms you know stretch my back out stretch my legs out you know when it works though man when you're um just like connected with the audience where i felt that the most so far was in houston almost a year ago and uh just for some reason man that crowd saturday night saturday night yes i caught a wave they were all waiting to scream they could as soon as i walked on stage they were already laughing i didn't say anything they were just all ready to go yeah curtis was there with priscilla's his fiancee and it was it was that was the best night so far i mean as far as connection and um man you know you you're chasing that you always want that you know you always want that same high and then the next day in austin man it wasn't it was the opposite we talked about this the last time you were here yeah you had a rough set on sunday um i'm going nice though i'm good you know it's good for you can i throw a little houston plug not this weekend but next friday june 14th me and sam tripley are doing tinfoil hat comedy uh friday in plano texas which is uh just outside of dallas and then saturday june 15 we're back at the secret group in houston that's where i that was my my favorite night so far so hopefully we could do the same thing again i'm keeping my fingers crossed but beautiful man that i'm really looking forward to going back to houston yeah me too
i'm uh announcing a bunch of dates on wednesday and houston and dallas are both uh on that menu and then we're doing another date in colorado colorado's two two nights now 23 and the 24th at the bellco joe rogan.com for all that [ __ ] how about those houston gigs i used to do like back in 2004 2005 remember we'd go to houston austin those are some crazy those houston was always for some reason one comedy town dude they're ready to laugh yeah well that's where kensington started you know kennison started there hicks started there a lot of great comics came out of houston it was a good spot so they had like a a real appetite for comedy then you know they're they're smart people that are you know they're living in like a it's like a texas city so it's like texas but it's also city so houston's a great spot yeah it's one of the best all right let's wrap this [ __ ] up bring it home eddie bravo tell people uh eddie bravo um you on instagram it's uh eddie bravo 10 10p one zlp what is it on twitter do you use twitter anymore i'm never on twitter i mean it's at any bravo but i'm never on there that's it bye everybody thank you see ya fun time you