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yes and we're live brian we're live we are live we're live we are live i've been listening to radio lab on the way over here and um they have a new episode out about the asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs yeah holy [ __ ] man right apparently they tell me if i'm right about this before you tell me more because i want to see if i have a little knowledge there is an under like there's a very hard layer of rock that covers a large part of the earth right and that is proof that somehow there was an asteroid that hit and it got really really hot and the rock got that is a moron's version of the science that they clearly lay out and by the way it's the worst thing i'm also like there's rock that got melted and it was under the ground undeniable evidence of a rock of from the space there's a layer of the earth the crust of the earth is super hard because it got really hot after an asteroid hit everybody died and they found dinosaur bones in it yeah bro i don't believe in dinosaurs because i'm you know i i have something called the bible at home some people don't believe in dinosaurs do you know that right yeah this flat earth folks dinosaurs are fake why is it that most flat earthers from my experience are generally super good at like a discipline that has nothing to do with astrophysics like jiu jitsu like to spend a lot of time on a mat but then they have really strong political opinions about the central banks i think it's just a lack of real education and then yeah you get caught up in these youtube things that show you a secret and it's very attractive it's very attractive to like find out about some hidden stuff yeah like oh my god i can't believe they did this they hid from us the fact that the earth is flat jesus christ space is fake dude bro space is fake satellites aren't real they're low flying planes they're planes they're that's they're constantly beaming down these information from the sky satellites are not real yeah nuclear bombs they're not real yeah they're not
real they're just big bombs but then the problem is when you break your leg and you have to set your bone or you get staff and and you have to trust big pharma to cure it or you use your your iphone and it works and you're talking to somebody and that's a big one so but why is that technology something you trust all this stuff your [ __ ] iphone has a global positioning satellite chip in it stop it chorus it it links up with the [ __ ] one that's in the sky and it tells you where you are on the map that's why your google maps works jesus [ __ ] i think there are probably only five or six flat earthers no there's a lot yeah there's thousands of them well okay but that really means only five or six but it's in the ground i think the problem with all of them is that they just got married to the idea and then they're fighting it and if you fight it with someone who doesn't know what they're talking about not that i do know what i'm talking about but if you fight it with like a sean carroll or like a real a real scientist yeah they there's so much evidence that the earth is around and no evidence that the earth is flat it's one of those things where it's just like what are you guys doing you're chasing your tail yeah this is crazy i'm too busy i'm waiting for youtube i'm too busy for bigfoot yeah that's definitely and that might have been a real thing right it was a real animal there was a creature yeah there was a real creature called gigantopithecus it was a real animal it was like eight foot tall bipedal hominid it absolutely existed probably yeah like a giant knot a giant dude when gorilla didn't exist imagine seeing a gorilla right like jesus christ what the [ __ ] is that thing six foot six hundred pounds huge hairy black beast with a giant chest and enormous arms and pounds on his chest runs on all fours and like [ __ ] fangs yeah and when they fly through the air at each other and clash smash into each other and fight holy [ __ ] man if you didn't know that was real i know and you ran into a gorilla you'd be like what the [ __ ] and by the way they didn't know mountain gorillas were even a thing until the early 1900s
they were a legend yeah yeah yeah when was the discovery of mountain gorillas don't they think those giant chimps in the congo are our hybrid no they don't anymore because they have dna they they're they're the only chimpanzee species or subspecies like i should say that they found that has a crest on its skull like a gorilla 1902 bro damn yeah a german explorer captain robert von bering the mountain gorilla was named the gorilla gorilla berengi in honor of the captain wow yeah man [ __ ] look at me imagine that thing how about those that guy who is an anti-poaching agent he helps uh protect gorillas from poachers yeah and he got them to pose standing up in a selfie and even better there's video of him tickling the gorillas and the grills laughing laughing like a person yeah that's crazy so was there a a bigfoot [ __ ] yeah there was a bigfoot yeah it was a real thing that's why there's so many stories about it it probably died off a hundred thousand years ago or something right you know do gorillas ever eat meat or they're just they're just veggies not gorillas no yeah gorillas are we are closer to chimpanzees than chimpanzees are gorillas is that true yeah wow well i think it's interesting in goma where those groups of male chimps expand their territory they kill other males and then move their women and children into the area that they annex yeah isn't that crazy vicious they just as groups fall down fall on the smaller you know tribes of of chimps and and decimate them they have so many so many similarities to humans yeah so many yeah but these um bondo apes they call them this is the um the giant chimp there's these they nest on the ground too like gorillas are they as violent as they live in large communities like chimps the the locals have two names for chimps over there they have one they're called tree beaters those are the regular-sized chimps and the other ones they're called lion killers damn they're so big they've they've got videos of these things eating a leopard what yeah
they don't know if it yeah they're enormous chimps so they don't know if it killed the leopard or if the leopard died and then they're eating it they don't know but they do know one was eating a [ __ ] leopard so you gotta think yummy kitty cat when they're standing up they're taller than me i'm five eight they're six feet tall you're six feet tall yeah so they're your height yeah your height but a chimp and a jack jump god it's probably 250 300 pounds well they say they're 400 pounds the ones in the zoo they have some in i don't think kansas city zoo no i don't believe they do i think they do no they have two giant chimps if you look they're just big chimps those are just big chimps they're huge though yeah yeah they do they've they've had chimps that are over 200 pounds they've had some enormous chips but they've never had one of these they live in a very specific area of the congo but they've seen them yes they have video of them they have photographs of them you can see videos and you see camera trap photos they're a real animal it's a really big animal man it's a really big chimp that's amazing you imagine seeing a six foot chimp no dude no no they eat your face and your genitals no thanks just imagine standing there you turn a corner and there's a chimp as tall as you looking at you disaster yeah i have to go low have you ever seen yeah you're not going low that doesn't matter what was that they had a there was a traveling circus where they had a chimp and they would muzzle it and they'd have any man the biggest man that just to hold the chimp down for six seconds if you could there are three seconds and no man is ever able to do it they just horse there's just this is a 150 pound chimp yeah and you wouldn't even even if it was muzzled man it could still rip your arms off like what are you doing yeah you're made out of jello have you ever held a i've held a small one a baby it was playing with my puppy and it was i was it his back felt like wood wood yeah like wood that's a perfect way to describe it that's exactly how i like like dan henderson probably yeah exactly like dan henderson he's he's got to be part chimp yeah but i i had a two one two year old one once uh on uh fear not fear factor news radio
and when we're on the set the scene actually got cut out we never wind up using the scene but there was a guy who's like an animal trainer and he had a couple different animals with them and one was a baby chimp in diapers and this baby chimp got on my back and beat beat on my back a couple times and i was like what the [ __ ] yeah it was like you hitting me yeah i was like wow this [ __ ] little tiny thing just wailed on me jesus they're so strong dude yeah their little bodies are made just just hard like corded no neck take crazy punishment yeah but um that thing in the congo men's it's apparently in a very difficult spot to reach it's very dangerous to go through there you know when justin wren goes through there he has some hair-raising stories about being held up at gunpoint you know people thought they were gonna they were gonna kill somebody and yeah a lot of the people a lot of the apparently a lot of the sort of uh soldiers and people who committed atrocities from the the uh war in rwanda kind of in their bands kind of moved into the congo and lived in the in you know in the jungle who knows who justin is a lot of crime justin is a saint yeah he takes wells he's a legitimate saint yeah really is he's gotten malaria three times god visiting the congo and building wells unbelievable he's amazing yeah he tells us some amazing stories heartbreaking it's amazing the cash app um which is uh one of my sponsors also sponsors fight for the forgotten they give people money they get five dollars every time someone signs up and uses the code joe rogan and they've built a they're building wells right now because of that really yeah they what was the latest number i forget what the number was they sent me uh an updated like very early on they were they had built two wells and then they built a bunch more and provided water to a [ __ ] ton of people down there i don't know those exact statistics the guy who wrote moonwalking with einstein uh what the hell is he it's about a book about memory and stuff really smart guy he
lived with the pygmies in the congo for a long time oh that's what justin wren's doing so yeah and said that they smoke copious amounts of wheat at least the tribes that he lived with is that the book yeah joshua four four really interesting what a name yeah we are four yeah and i said what what is it you know these are people that truly have been almost untouched by western civilization and he's like well no i mean they die of stupid things like you know you get an infection yeah and you just you know you don't have antibiotics well there's a lot of bacteria and parasites and stuff to get stomach parasites from water skin diseases and weird things like that yeah the jungle's not even if you've evolved to live in it it's not a very i spent enough time in the indonesian rainforest i've never seen bugs like that in my life i've never seen anything like it it's so loud it sounds like it take the loudest street in manhattan and i'm not kidding that's how loud the insects and birds and everything are and then you have to carry bug spray does not work do i ever tell you this like bug spray you got to carry a sulfur coil yeah good luck with the mosquitoes bug spray they laugh at your [ __ ] at your bug spray you got to carry it you have to burn a sulfur coil and you just carry it hold it that's correct when you wake up they just they're all over the place what year was this that you were doing this oh god i was 21. did they did they have therma cells back then i don't think so yeah therma cells are the [ __ ] have you ever used a thermostat what is that oh my god they're the [ __ ] game changer really yeah yeah it's um it's a device that has like a heating coil in it and some fuel and you ignite it and the the heating coil it heats up and you put this little pad across the screen and this little pad has this stuff in it that mosquitoes hate it's probably terrible for you yeah some [ __ ] chemical but the chemical wafts up in the air and i'm telling you it creates like a 10-foot bubble around you where no mosquitoes that's great yeah and eat look even if it's a little bad for you maybe it's like smoking a pack
of cigarettes better than yeah i'm not using it every day i wouldn't recommend using it every day but if it's difference between like in joint like if you're in a place like uh alaska yeah exactly where weren't you what about edmonton up there yeah the same thing came back with like oh they just like the pox they'll [ __ ] you up those mosquitoes man yeah they they're so aggressive because they're only alive for like three months you know it's so cold up there yeah nature could give a [ __ ] about you nature i love people who are into nature and they and like listen man they don't even know what nature is like go try to go exactly go try to raise crops in uh south africa when animals when elephants were everywhere yeah and lions and leopards or now yeah even now these poor villagers that they they're poor and they build these crops and they they have this farm and they they have all this food for their village and then elephants roam in 20 elephants go hey man that's a wrap yeah you're not gonna go you can get the [ __ ] out of here they're like a stomp on you they i mean and then people get mad when people shoot the elephants it's like okay i get it but i don't know what you want here they have a lot of stories about elephants have this mystique in south africa there was this guy was a farmer and he had a donkey and it was tied up and um the elephants came into his property and he shot guns and got him the hell away from there and then uh the next day the elephants came back and stomped his [ __ ] donkey into mush whoa just stomped the donkey was on a you know rope and they were like really gang gang then of course the other the neighboring farm when the elephants came she she laid out a bunch of food for them and they and and they spared her her crops there all these elephants have this mystique which is all by the way maybe the biggest a-holes in the world elephants they hate everybody but they were so nice i was in thailand i was yeah there's a thai elephant sir they're different african elephants you're not you're not taming an african elephant good luck most of the elephants you see
what is this jamie okay jamie's watching like this little buffalo gets up oh my god yeah elephant came over and rolled it over yeah they don't give a [ __ ] about you it's actually he's trying to stab him he is oh he does he's killing so he's killing a baby that's a that's probably a full-grown buffalo that's just a giant elephant well she's [ __ ] up this buffalo they're so dangerous yeah elephant stabs and kills buffalo look at jesus christ well that's why they have tusks yeah i mean that there it is you know it's really crazy when lions take a chance wow that was the other video i didn't pull there's three elephants killing a lion that elephant just killed crazy as [ __ ] they just killed crazy what's crazy is lions will take a chance on elephants i know which is just so nuts they will take a chance to try to kill an elephant they'll jump on their back they'll try to jack them well when you go to a game reserve in south africa you can't you it has to be big enough to sustain lions because it's super expensive because they're just a proud alliance will eat everything so you got to keep replenishing the animals right because they just they're just too effective but you know after that dentist shot cecil the lion and became this international outrage they um banned the lion hunting and because of that people didn't want to go back and they weren't getting the money from it so they wound up euthanizing like 200 lions i know because their ungulate population was getting devastated but what made me think when i heard that i was like how many lions are they killing like how many people are going over there to hunt lions it brings in good money how many weird is that a huge part of south africa's you know that like part of the conservation efforts are that you know big game you can f you can hunt the big five or whatever they call it yes that's exactly the cost but it's but it's a lot of money it is a lot of money and it brings them a lot of money it brings them a lot of money for conservation and all that stuff but what a weird activity is there an
activity that's more human in that like we're so conflicted and so weird that the only way we have animals that stay alive in this part of the world like where they're in record populations is to set it up so you can kill them yeah so like like they we figured out some weird loophole like we don't want the rhino to die hey we don't want the rider to die either so let's go at a bunch of them and we kill like one a week yeah come on yeah yeah and if they could get enough rhinos where they could make a case for that they would be doing that i mean they're doing it with lions they're doing it with everything right the gazelles i mean all the different animals that you would think of plains animals in africa there are record numbers there right neil guy they bring them back to texas they're all over texas yeah there's so many animals there and a lot of those animals were on the verge of extinction but they're there because people kill them like what a [ __ ] yeah that's weird it's weird really the bigger issue is is um unbroken uh migratory range yeah and habitat the maasai mara is one of the few places where they can roam for thousands of miles but most of africa now is broken up into i think there's an area in cameroon or whatever but most of africa is broken up into i mean in south africa it's all basically with the exception of kruger park it's all abandoned um you know cattle lots and then they just there's money in it so you buy that lot and you just stock up with animals and then you drive around they it's a sustainable ecosystem but it's yeah it's weird you gotta yeah you gotta you still you do have to call the you know elephant population and lyon population well when we think about africa right when we say oh elephants are going extinct in africa like africa is so big it's crazy it's so big you've seen the map where they stuff all the countries inside of africa that was so shocking to me i know i couldn't believe that so there could be
an abundance of them in one area and none in another area it's like saying like they have a black bear problem in new jersey which they do okay do that yeah they do but that doesn't affect us here yeah in california yeah like if people just started shooting black bears like hey man there's not that many of those why are you shooting them you know but is the same thing with mountain lion yeah well you know one just died a famous one just died where i got a text from manila out here um he uh ate some rat poison oh [ __ ] yeah that's a real problem with rat poison man rat poison doesn't just affect rats yeah you know there's like there's secondary and my dog almost died that way yeah and what it does is the wrap poison i think stops you from producing vitamin k in your body which is a which is how you clot blood so they just bleed internally so my dog ate a [ __ ] load of it and they pumped his stomach gave him charcoal and then he had to take vitamin k supplements for a long time wow yeah yeah the uh people they poison their rats then things eat the rats you know yeah this uh mountain lion is a famous mountain lion collared you know one right tracking yeah out here the number yeah ranella texted me about it and then i i looked into it oh you got it there which number does it say here 47. p47 is that the one that they spotted at the not no this one was only three years hey we were gonna get a photo of that right yes yeah let's do that oh yeah we tracked it down yeah remember what what happened it's expensive yeah let's let's do that though all right let me know after the show yeah i was just like which one you wanted the artist proof whatever we got yeah that detail of it or whatever yeah because that one photo that they caught of it have you seen that photo of the lion with the hollywood sign behind it no it's amazing it's one of the best it's an again it's so [ __ ] human because this line has a collar on it like it's got bling on stand in front of the hollywood sign and it's as big as [ __ ] i love that it's like 150 pound mountain oh that's amazing look at that photo that looks staged it looks staged by the
way look at the look at the muscles look at its forearms yeah that's a ridiculous animal that's one thing that people don't i don't think you've realized like that's not a svelte thing like a house that's a lion sir they have enormous forearms yeah it's a lion bring down an elk i bet that's 130 pounds yeah maybe 150. think about how big that is that doesn't seem big but you see a rottweiler a police dog like that's a german shepherd 90 pounds good luck yeah good luck and that's an ad add another 60 pounds 40 pounds of that's a big animal man yeah such a big animal and they're just wandering around our neighborhoods effective killers i'm having a guy come on who's a um mountain lion biologist at a tapani canyon oh really yeah and i might actually go and uh trap one with him how many how many do they think there are oh there's a there's quite a few this one weighed 150. wow damn the one that died wow 150 that is a big cat jesus christ he's only three years old jesus christ three years old he was 150 pounds just living on deer yeah go look around for deer in california good luck yeah there ain't no deer out here there's so few deer if you're a deer hunter in california you're sad face all year round you're not looking forward to it and yeah i see a lot of deer in topanga yeah you see a few they're drawn to me oh i feed them are you um it's my alpha energy they feel safe with me but is do you have a connection with them do you think to be honest with you i run with them have you always been like this they flanked me they would never go past me they flanked me when i did my kung fu in an open field they surround me and they bow until i release them and i go and they run that's my favorite people that think that they have some sort of special kind of [ __ ] dog my friend's girlfriend we're all sitting around my friend's girlfriend's so hot so hot it's one of those girls like we're sitting there and she goes and i was i was meditating and i saw a deer and it looked at me and the deer gave me love and we're all like i'm just looking at
her tits yeah i was a young dude she's so hot she's so she's such an estrogen you know and uh my buddy of course you know you have those runs and can't let it go just let it go dude let her have her thing my buddy goes what gave you love explain that [ __ ] to me explain when i get all biological well you know what you're close-minded and you're not intuitive i'm really intuitive and it became that intuitive it's my favorite thing yeah i love that [ __ ] but those people that claim they have some special connection with animals like animals just recognize who i am they know my nature you know who kind of schooled me megan fox i was doing a movie with her and and i assumed she started talking about signs and i was making fun of like psychics and signs and megan goes well um maybe you ever think that maybe you're a little close-minded and i go no i'm not scientific-minded and no i'm not and i think all psychics are liars and i think astrology is [ __ ] but then like megan literally went into her knowledge of science and geology and everything else and i was like oh you're a [ __ ] oh oh wait you're a really hot intellectual and you know a shitload and i made a judgment on you it was very it was actually embarrassing isn't that interesting like you would automatically make a judgment on someone who's hot like oh your life's been easy as [ __ ] right and she's not like that like a judgment that you would make on the son of a rich man like if someone correct grew up and is in the family business and his father was a very successful man but he's taking over the family business you would assume this guy's a [ __ ] yep right yep most of the time most of the time you're wrong so often yes it's such a bad debt yeah cause like if a great if a great man has a son yeah most likely he's gonna teach that son some cool [ __ ] and the son's gonna have to like live up to a certain standard right well that was the thing with megan i would notice after i had that interaction with her i've known her a little bit because i know her husband really well and then uh
and then i noticed that every time we wouldn't be shooting she'd be reading a book of substance like that's what she does when she's not on set so i was like what are you doing you're you're laying an iphone next to your head what am i doing another iphone next to the other side of your head and you're having these weird conversations video that's my favorite thing you do i got to start doing that again dude those are so funny man i do that or i talk to the stuntmen and ask them like how much they can bench [Laughter] well no way you're a navy seal so when you shoot the problem with that is it invariably ends up someone pulling out mats and then you start you start rolling i had paulie and malinaji he was at my gym and uh then he kind of knew he goes wait a minute i just figured out who the [ __ ] you are you're the guy from the hangover he's freaking out so so i take that opportunity to ask him like i'm just asking him like some boxing questions next thing i know he's giving me a boxing lesson how [ __ ] cool is that that is cool yes it was three days ago is he really going to do that bare knuckle boxing sure is sure he is yeah and he's taking it personally yeah but man you don't want to break your hands you don't want to get your face cut up like is he done fighting like boxing he's like all i know is he looked like he was in shape he was like and he was giving people pointers he's very he looks he seems i listen to him a lot on you know showtime stuff he's cerebral as hell i mean he knows the game he's very smart guys wow he doesn't get hit a lot no yeah i mean when you think about a boxer that can talk as well as he can as articulate as he is and yeah understand i mean if you watch the way he fights like watch his fights with adrian broner like he he knew how to figure out the puzzle yeah that's broner's hand speed and power punching and he punches in volume he's always in great he was showing me patterns like just basic things that i was like damn i really wanted to see the actual sparring match between him and conor because all the ufc released is kind of cracking him i know it's a long one it had to be
there had to be some fun moments in there yeah i will also i think apparently paulie got off a plane and then he hadn't it wasn't even really in he wasn't even working out that much they thought he was going to train with him yeah and they go we're going six rounds or something what they film it yeah that's it then they use it as a promo right look people are ruthless bro the idea that they weren't going to use that is more ridiculous come on who are you you don't understand how this business works but they're promoting they're promoting a he's a brooklyn kid he's a smart guy listen they're promoting a fight that is going to generate hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue you think that they're going to spare your sensibilities they're going to spare your feelings and not show edited versions of you getting popped but my problem is so i have a problem with that all across the board because because i feel like um when common decency fair play you know a contract and sort of a contract you and you enter i'm coming out to help you out yes and then what you're going to do is use me go [ __ ] yourself like it's not believing i understand i understand it's a business i believe they paid them i'm sure they did i believe he signed paperwork over i'm sure they did but that's a sneaky move it's [ __ ] yeah and i and i i have a problem with it [ __ ] yes in general i i just don't like justifying anything because it's going to be good promotion i i'm always uneasy you know how people say uh hey man bad press but you're talking about him yeah but [ __ ] off i completely agree with you however to play devil's advocate yeah if i'm mr businessman mr moneybags that [ __ ] just went in one ear and out the other i don't know what you're talking about that's a video of some [ __ ] that actually happened you hate the truth because if you if you hate the truth i can understand why you would want to show in that video right but conor did drop him he didn't hit it with the left hand and it's gonna be a great fight conor mcgregor versus floyd mayweather and ironically it might have been good
for paulie in terms of it creating this fight with art i mean it creates you're talking about him yeah although i think i think paulie malinowski stands on his own not only but as an announcer yeah i mean he's he's got a real name and he's he's an excellent boxer it's he's probably one of the better commentators in the game if not the best oh yeah very very good 100 yeah him and andre ward andre ward's probably my favorite and roy jones jr roy jones jr is out standing at it too yeah he is yeah andre ward though just like brilliant brilliant guy brilliant guy just watching him like figure out kovalev too and right especially in the second fight unbelievable yeah and the fact that you know he dropped kovalev with a body shot and you know kovo said they they didn't give him a chance that they just stopped the fight but it didn't look like he wanted to keep going i felt like that way with amir khan like and people were like listen kamir khan has nothing to prove he has an amazing record he's fighting a genius in crawford and probably and there's no shame in this he was supposed to fight um kell brooks and he kind of went you know what this guy is he's time is on his side and he's gonna he's kind of figured this out he's bigger and he's gonna connect he's gonna hit me and and maybe hurt me here i i don't feel like doing this anymore if that was the case i forgive him for everything it's like i thought it was a smart decision to find him maybe he was really hurt he's a warrior i'm not saying he's not but the kell brook fight would have actually got amir khan more money it was uh he wanted to test himself and he decided to take the fight against crawford he's a real fighter if crawford's not the best pound-for-pound fighter on earth he's number two he's one or two i want to see him or else pants well him earl spence is fantastic too but i think the the argument of pound for pound is lomachenko and him that's the argument those two guys are number one yeah who do you think is number one i mean i think you're talking about
crawford crawford i don't know if they thought i don't know i don't think crawford's fought enough competition like when he fights earl spence and the i i think that lomanchenko has probably had more fights and you can really get into this conversation because he hasn't he beats everybody but he said he had he had less fun he won the world title with like four fights yeah or was it how many fights it was like something ridiculous like that i mean he fought a world-class fighter his first time out when i saw him fight uh jorge um who was an uh amazing mexican fighter uh or somewhere like that who is the guy he saw his record here he's 13 and one and crawford's 35-0 yeah wow big difference but but boxing's tricky that way right so what's what's the level of competition as they bring you up slow well the difference is lomachenko had an extensive amateur yeah internationally but so did crawford crawford had a great amateur background too look crawford the the difference is crawford's way bigger that's the difference if they were the same size it would be really interesting to see what would happen but crawford's a lot bigger than him he would yeah i mean it's not a good fight no it's just but to watch him take riganda and all these amazing fighters regandio rigandio i thought it was riggendale i don't think so i think the way you pronounce it in french but yeah he he dismantles people his footwork is unparalleled but terence crawford meant first of all he's probably the best switch hitter ever next to marvin hagler he might be better yeah i mean it's hard to say i mean he could he can find a game plan for that so good orthodox then so good southpaw but to watch linares and that's jorge lanares i think is a sick fighter and to watch him he knocked lomanco down but then again like this guy figures you out he just he goes i know what you're doing now yeah and then you're done well so does crawford yeah i mean the the best i mean that was anderson silva in his prime too he would just figure out your timing yeah figure out what you do how you enter where the gaps are where the holes are okay i see the key to the
castle let's rock and then somewhere around the end of the first round anderson would start switching stances on you and [ __ ] doing some bruce lee moves and the next thing you know he's got his foot in your face yeah that's right this figures you out that's exactly right these guys are just the the really elite of the elite fighters they're just the best at solving the little riddle that is what your skills are now how do you solve the riddle that is khabib nurgum that's a different riddle yeah because that motherfucker's not on the outside boxing you and he's conor connor for a while connor for a while you know he's going to take you down but what it looked like conor for a while was isolating he had two hands on that wrist he was stopping him for a long time from closing his his hands and and that seemed kind of effective for a while i mean good luck it's a long road that's like saying um you're running a marathon hey you know he beat me in the marathon but for the first hundred yards i was way ahead i know that's what it's like it doesn't matter because it doesn't matter it doesn't matter this is a five round fight like okay you're keeping me from grabbing my hands for now are you your hands tired yet yeah how are you foreign i'm taking you down he's just gonna he's gonna take you down that guy's so relentless and the skill level and the endurance level he has to pursue that pace for five rounds like i don't think i even appreciate it i mean i can intellectualize it and i could describe it but i think when you're in there with him like when when he fought edson barboza and he had edson barboza up against cage come on buddy it's mine give up edson has this no that was against michael johnson has this thousand-yard stare where where he's getting mauled it's just like he's like breathing he's like oh [ __ ] like this is this is a different kind of human being those russians are that's a different kind of human being so they grow up fighting from his time he's a baby yes he's a savage well that
culture they they were they suffered a great deal that's the look he's like jesus christ what the [ __ ] did i sign up for just getting mauled and i love i love cubby looks like his legs body looks like you know a guy you see at the pool kind of works out maybe a little it just doesn't it looks pretty fit i don't know what they look like i don't know no that guy looks fit barboza is really much babe's jacked man he's really he's just show up photo of khabib like making like a most muscular pose or something so he's [ __ ] pretty jacked he's just not though he's just a freak no not compared to a lot of dudes yeah go down there look at that you know because he's dude what are you talking about he's jack but not you know he looks like a really strong grappler he's not he's we know he is but really like look at him like shut your mouth it looks pretty good there shut your your dirty lie spilling he's got he's pretty good what about that one right there how about that one cut the [ __ ] out of the shadows you're muscular you look like that when you when you're on twitter trt yeah but when you were younger it's basically the same if i was in there it would you would call it steroids you were always like that yeah i was always like that yeah when i was a bit more muscular actually when i first met you yeah i didn't even take vitamins no you were just jacked i remember the first time i heard on mad tv you were jacked out of your mind yeah and it was just because you lifted weights well that was when i was just getting into jiu jitsu so i really started lifting weights heavy because i was tired of getting mauled yeah so i really got into lifting well i am weak i'm like yeah because i'm used to striking striking is so different than gravity in terms of the demands on your muscles and your fatigue yeah it's so but and it works the other way too because i remember i hadn't done any striking at all in like a year like i did not zero just jiu jitsu and then uh my friend jamie and i started doing um jamie um is a um a trainer and we were doing this uh training session and he had me hit
mitts too and like just hitting mitts for like a couple of minutes i was gassed out i was like how is this possible it's like i roll all the time i'm in good shape right now sparring's that way when you get we get guys who are triathlon leads or whatever they come in and uh wayne mcculloch shout out to the great wayne mcculloch my trainer who i love um i love that guy he's the best i [ __ ] that's one of my favorite people in the world like whenever i see him all is right in the world he's just a humble man silver medalist in the olympics world champion and nobody asked some questions in the gym it's like he you have this gold mine this guy here who's who beat morales who fought prince naseem to the distance and nobody knows it and he never tells anybody and i'll see these guys hidden and i'm like wayne why don't you tell them and he goes they don't ask me i don't i don't bother them he's just the most humble dude in the world it drives me [ __ ] nuts but long but anyway we'll get like triathletes people are in really good shape but if you if you're sparring and you're afraid to get hit you stop breathing and so in three minutes in two minutes i don't care how good a shape you're in the minute you get punched once you're like yeah it took me literally it probably took me three years to get over that in a way because i have no confidence as a boxer and i shouldn't why it's getting punched in the head what is going on with you i'm not getting punched hard how hard i mean sometimes there's a my buddy chris from boston is a giant and he'll by accident sometimes you know you get connected and stuff but now you know you learn how to kind of keep your hands up but you're getting older are you worried about that i'm insecure bro but you worried about your brain i sure am rattled i was a little cloudy i stopped for a little while really yeah so you're getting cloudy from getting hit i don't know i said to brendan i said you know he has no time for this [ __ ] he gets so mad at me he just goes you're older what are you doing oh you're getting a little yeah that's right that's what happens so keep that [ __ ] up man
he storms off yeah well he he came to the realization you know he ducked he ducked yeah he was oh i don't know he was sparring with [ __ ] shane carlin mark horton all those guys and and throwing up after after his training sessions and he played football forever yeah i'll be all right yeah well right he quit though at the right time yes he really did yes he did i mean he's fine yes he he made it out at the right time yeah i'm so invested in him like like he's my my brother so whenever he talks about crt i'm i'm like ct i'm like no you're okay don't worry about it because you're a doctor i go you're fine i promise it's not going to happen i don't like to think about it well i mean he's he's honest if he wasn't doing good he'd tell you you know if he wasn't feeling good that's very true i think everybody needs someone who they trust implicitly that they that can pull the court on them and to tell them hey man yeah you got to stop getting hit yes and for young fighters man it is such a hard decision to make i've talked to several guys about to tell their fighter several trainers that have to tell their fighters to retire and it's never easy it's never easy and sometimes identity the fighter will leave and go with a different trainer and be successful and and the the you know and this one case the trainer was like i wish him well i mean i'm sure he can still beat guys that's not the problem the problem is he's showing some obvious signs of deterioration mentally neurologically the way he moves yeah the way he talks and a good a person who cares about you is going to go okay we had a lot of fun it was a great run you're fine right now like you can talk and we can treat whatever problems come up apparently cbd is fantastic for that for a lot of people with brain issues and a lot of you know inflammation issues because of trauma there's a lot of stuff they do i don't know the magnetic stuff that cat zingano did right doing down in san diego and soldiers where they put the electricity guys doing that right now a sealed guy
yeah but i i am i don't think i've ever met a fighter who is retired who doesn't still feel like they could fight for the belt oh yeah they all wanted even even chuck liddell when he did fighter and kid was like i'd like to throw my hat in there against jon jones i'm a pretty good wrestler like he was already 48. yeah but you never lose that part of what makes you a great fighter and a killer is that that sort of yeah love of the game if you ask paulie molonaji right now i guarantee i guarantee if you're like could you fight for a title right now because i put my hat in there fighters are like that of course that's why they're i mean that's why they become successful in the first place if you think about how you are when you first start out even if you're like real athletic you're [ __ ] terrible you know you're hitting the bag your feet are off even if you hit it hard like you're doing something wrong you're clumsy or wide open afterwards there's something that someone who's really good will expose and then eventually you learn skills and as you learn skills you see those holes you tighten all those holes up and then you become far better than you were but the only reason why you you can do that is because you think you're a bad [ __ ] from the jump right like you hit that bad heart and you're like yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] everybody up and you start believing that yeah and then as you get skills you're like jesus i'm glad i didn't get into a real fight with a real fighter early on because that is one of the most insidious things that trainers do they'll throw their fighter to the wolves like they'll set their fighter up with some young up-and-coming phenom who's just smashing people and it's hard to get them fights and they'll get this guy to fight him you know because there's a few guys that'll just fight anybody oh my god and they've only been doing it for like a year yeah but you're going to take that fight against these guys 16-0 oh look at that i'm sure that diaz brothers when they went into the into andre awards camp in oakland um they they were banging yeah and i'm sure from day one yeah because i was talking
to nate diaz i was like but you guys go light he goes no we bang bang yeah i talked to joe schilling about that the first time he ever met nick and he's like uh he's talking to nick's friend like nick's like okay you got a cop you got your mouth and and joe said the next friend goes are we fighting he goes yeah it was all right we're just fighting she just knew like this is going to be fighting this is not it's like are we sparring are we fighting yeah and they they wind up fighting you can really i think as you get better and better at it it probably becomes addictive and it's just for sure because every time i go in there and i go i'm not gonna spar but then there's somebody and then you say we'll just move around yeah but then well they also they're also testing each other too right yeah like nick is a world-class fighter joe schilling's a world champion boxer his striking's evil chilling is evil striking yeah he [ __ ] people just to be standing next to him too he's also just big long and athletic he's just like oh god he's doing very well in mma now is he really that nasty [ __ ] ground and pounding his last fight man really when you got a guy that that good at slashing people with elbows and and punching people and you get him on top of you yeah their ground and pound is on another level you know because they can generate serious power and short distances like a lot of grapplers have a hard time with like do you remember when crow cop got on top of gonzaga and and opened his face up with an elbow it was horrific but it was inside the guard yeah like you're a real good striker a short amount of distance boom brendan said that's the strongest guy he's ever felt yeah it's a strong [ __ ] those ridiculous legs those those legs that belong on a [ __ ] elephant elefante you know oh so going back to this asteroid impact i'm sorry there's a layer somewhere around 66 million years ago that indicates that the earth got hit by an asteroid that's what i mean didn't i say that yeah i think it's the layer is high in iridium i think and iridium has uh
it's very rare on earth but very common in space and uh there's a bunch of other indications that that's the time that it hit but what they're saying the radiolab one is that the current state of understanding is that the dinosaurs and basically most things died within the first couple hours like all the dinosaurs they were all and apparently their their bones or their fossils are in that iridium layer a lot of times right i don't know maybe yeah they found a lot of they find them before too right they don't just don't find it any after that's great and they think yeah they think that their blood boiled in their body they think it got so hot that during the few hours it got to like 700 1000 degrees 1200 degrees it just got insanely hot dude we're trying to get better at stand up and stay in shape now i got to worry about [ __ ] that's a full-time job raise my kids that's what we really should be thinking about not just how bad we're [ __ ] the earth out but how bad something could [ __ ] the earth up from the sky yeah that's what we really should be paying attention to instead of paying attention to so many nonsensical things that people concentrate on there's a real chance that we could get hit in our lifetime with something that ends civilization like that yeah 100 can happen yep yeah i had graham hancock on last week and we were going over his new book this book um where is it isn't it right here jamie it's right there it's [ __ ] up it's excellent and graham was talking about it's called america before it's the evidence of um civilizations in in the americas in north america particularly in the amazon that they think that there was millions of people living in the amazon but when the european explorers came over here they gave them smallpox and wiped out everyone yeah and they came back hundreds of years later and there was nothing yep like the the entire civilization i think i feel like in 1492 there was a i think when the spanish came up through the mississippi delta the same thing yeah same thing yeah they wiped out 90 like a lot of people think that the genocide of the native americans was
just european soldiers and and people and settlers killing native americans which did happen yeah but it was also influenza 90 of them were killed by disease 90 like the entire population well they even had they even had certain government policies where they're like you missionaries are going out there and trying to convert them to christianity you're giving them your diseases they knew that back then they knew that they were like you're you're they're they're getting sick and they're dying of you know they were all of a sudden they were like we're getting these colds and people are dying they didn't have any resistance to that crazy yeah those dirty europeans with their [ __ ] water shoots outside their house and all the [ __ ] vermin running around that was war of the worlds remember where the worlds the movies how'd they die they weren't ready for pathogens that's my whole philosophy on we all try to be tough one of the things about all of us as men or anybody is we hate to be vulnerable so you know i train and i i stay in shape i eat well and i want to live forever i don't think there's any such thing as i don't think that you can be really ready for a situation you know in a bar i guess and then you get bit by a tick or you get a flesh-eating disease yeah and you die sure so i don't know if there's any way to get protect yourself well i mean you can protect yourself but you are ultimately very vulnerable but then what this radio lab was freaking me out about was that there's so many of those things floating around the sky i mean this is what graham talked about in not just this book but in previous books that they think that something slammed into the earth somewhere in the past that ended the ice age probably wiped out a giant chunk of the large megafauna on north america it led to the almost instantaneous extinction of so many different animals and so it goes yeah and so it goes and it can happen again there could be a super volcano there's all kinds of things like that all these [ __ ] things really makes you what if an asteroid was going to hit denver nasa was practicing that this week damn
they've done this before they've had like a practice run using a bunch of the different uh here's the practice run get in the boat go to australia exactly i have to go pee please just hold my throat you got to go to australia talk about me being i'll talk about you in miami yeah may 9th 10th and 11th at the end of the there yeah and then orlando talk about complicated okay promote me okay brian cowan's going to be in miami at the improv talk about orlando and in orlando if you go to briancown.com it'll have all that stuff i just ran across this too on the screen on twitter what happened to that dude's head yeah man oh my god have an affair with a woman and her husband came home early tried to escape through the window but ended up falling on a metal beam oh my god it went through his head how did they get the beam off they had to saw the beam off probably yeah holy [ __ ] bro i just saw the pictures like what the [ __ ] is that holy [ __ ] he's trying to find it oh my god he's alive yeah and then there's just pictures of this happening in the past too jesus christ that guy had one eye because of it oh my god it went through his head yeah it's weird what would people how people survive from injuries basically a lobotomy yeah like yeah when they stop doing those we haven't really talked about too much but i remember looking it up they just would dig a hole right through your eye and scramble your brain with a metal piece of metal and they did that because you were just too annoying yeah i don't know why like people were crazy they would just do it they were doing them up until like 19 in the 1900s i know i don't know if it stopped like the 50s or 40s the exact time but what do you think they're doing now besides circumcision that people are going to look back on like that and go what the [ __ ] were they thinking what do you think they're doing now um i don't know it's just we keep learning different strategies to fix stuff yeah that's true but this the but the lobotomy is not even a strategy to fix stuff it's like chaos it works though in
some cases it must have had to have but maybe it stopped them from being super violent or something that controlling people would probably be i mean i don't know why do they give someone a lobotomy like what is the what's the chief reason for giving someone a lobotomy what would you guess psychosis crazy stuff yeah they didn't have an answer probably for pharmaceuticals back then so they just said [ __ ] scramble the brain somehow it's [ __ ] up to me that it still your brain would still work it's a neurological treatment of a mental disorder that involves severing the connections between the brain's prefrontal cortex you made it too big lobotomy yeah yeah sorry urine over here um most of the connections to and from the prefrontal cortex and the anterior part of the frontal lobes of the brain are severed what did they do that for brian um because when you had a personality that was when you were crazy they would take out the part of your brain i guess that was um reactive and that gave you essentially a personality so when you were lobotomized you were really kind of a normal person have you ever seen the movie francis they gave her a lobotomy because she went crazy lobotomized a little kid yeah that's a lot of people they did it to a little kid yeah horrifying why'd they do it to that little kid scramble your brain terrible oh my god remember if i remember right there was one guy he was doing up to like 70 a day or something like that that's like three an hour yeah that's right all day long i think lobotomy would help you you know i'm reading uh uh that this guy david epstein oh holy [ __ ] but there were people who you know they had electric shock therapy and they were they were crazy and they would try all these things catatonic schizophrenia she says she has yeah she's look at her smile on 16 months later they would try these things so before and after like 16 so it worked
the lobotomy works she's just smiling everywhere yeah but she would smile if she saw a baby get run over by a car she would smile she saw a house catch on fire yeah jesus i'm reading this book on the brain sort of like um that guy david epstein wrote he wrote the sports gene where he found the fastest people in the world tiny part of africa the people that run the farthest which is the highlands of kenya really fascinating book he's a sports illustrated writer and then he there's a new book coming out called range and it's about how when you teach a kid or when you when you learn a lot of different disciplines so if you're some of the best violinists some of the best athletes whatever they didn't specialize it's very it's it's probably a bad idea to specialize from a very early age the exception is like tiger woods he compares tiger woods and roger federer tiger woods was raised to be a golfer from the age of two his dad was already having him he was watching having him watch how he swings and everything and roger federer greatest tennis player ever was playing into music playing soccer playing anything with a ball and didn't really get into tennis didn't really find his love of tennis until he was in his teens and a lot of musicians great musicians who are innovative so whether it's duke ellington or whatever the great ones who make original music a lot of them are self-taught and a lot of them played a lot of instruments until they started to focus on that one instrument that spoke to them and he uses all these different examples of how how generalizing and doing a lot of different things informs it essentially informs your ability to become really good at one thing when you finally decide to do that that's a really kind of cool because a lot of parents are specializing a lot of parents like you can play baseball that's we're going to play camp and everything else we're just going to practice that bad idea bad idea
according to this with the exception of very few skills like golf but everything else is you want to really expose your kid to a wide variety of things because for whatever it does with those that you know all the neurons and stuff you you are you're able to get better at something when you're practicing another thing well that makes sense to me it also makes sense to me that you'd want to get your kid exposed to a lot of things to find out what they actually enjoy because sometimes you enjoy something and you go oh but i don't enjoy as much as this you find some new things that's even better i'm sure you went through things like i did but a lot of parents like a lot of uh he was talking about tiger moms they'll they'll say you have a choice but you're playing the violin and you're playing a piano and you're not playing any other instrument we're gonna get better at that crazy yeah well the problem is it doesn't it stifles innovation it you become really pedantic and good at following instructions but you're not going to be very innovative you'll be really technically good but you also want to be naughty and you want to get weird [ __ ] like yo yo ma he would try to he tried a bunch of different instruments until he finally said i'm going to play this yeah you want to be a naughty you want to fight it yeah you want to fight mommy you want and you probably have some weird mommy porn in your bookmarks there's amazing amounts of stepmom porn really it's all stepmoms well partners like mom your father's gonna be so mad at you well mom mom or a derivative of mom is i think the second most typed in word in pornhub what's number one sister tits something something to do with young but but mom is another thing granny porn is huge in kenya and the uk do you know why they think because you're raised by an older lady or an older man your headmaster they're in a position of authority and as you're coming to well as you're coming to and you're formulating your
point of view of the world and making sense of the world you tend to uh sexualize whatever's in front of you i guess that makes sense you imprint so so guilts and you know that's kind of hot yeah grandmas i'd like to [ __ ] what kind of world we live in my friend's wife he catches her watching grandma porn cray gray old men banging gals she's into this she's into old dudes she's in the old guys like like real old like why would they like that i don't it's who the [ __ ] knows that is a weird thing though that you hear that some women like like really old guys you don't hear that from women or from men rather yeah what does it say the world's newest photos of emily and this is yeah she's i bet she was hot as [ __ ] back in the 80s 100 yeah what are you gonna do listen man old hoes they're just hoes that got old look at that one i had a friend from uruguay who was super macho my friend you didn't show that on the screen did you let me see that quick you son of a [ __ ] who was that some no don't don't poor lady his grandma with ridiculous fake boobs my friend uh my friend he was he was from uruguay super macho and he was like he didn't have a lot of money and he had like he would he was kind of a gigolo he was having sex with this woman because she's old she's very old i said i go what's she look like when she's naked it's a disaster this is like hey i can't look to her when she go to the bathroom i have to look you know over here because yes it has to be no light because it's a disaster why is he doing that but he goes he goes by you know why she looks at me no way she's you know she sees me i come like this you know i'm young the eyes her eyes did make me hard i'll never forget this i was like well some people are really into people being really into them yes he just wants to be admired i've known some women like that who are into dating trolls i mean trolls because they've never had a woman
like that and they're like the [ __ ] and they're just my sister had a friend like that her friend was only into guys that she knew she could do better oh it's fantastic she wanted she wanted them to worship her well there's a there's a apparently there's a psychology where a lot of men will over feed their wives and get them super fat so that they don't step out on them oh jeez there's a lot of those there are a lot of subconscious behaviors that go on god why are people so goddamn crazy i don't know trauma you know that carl jung is it the carl young uh [ __ ] uh line that says that which we don't work out in our subconscious we will act out as fate in our lives how about that because you will relive patterns you'll relive trauma you will relive these patterns yeah and you'll do it on your own terms and you'll wonder why you keep fa why do you keep dating the same person why do you keep falling into the same problem why after two years does this go bad what what is that well there's a way to actually creatively at least sit with that and observe it and be aware of it that's what therapy does yeah i guess you made the unconscious conscience that will attract your life and you will call it fate what a great quote wow until you make the unconscious conscious yeah i mean there's a lot of [ __ ] strings pulling on you it will direct your life and you will call it fate knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darkness of other people well that's what nietzsche that's what i like nietzsche nietzsche's idea was like look man you can have these false models of life which is a lot of times life is a [ __ ] right and you're not going to you're not going to be able to compete or you don't want it so what you'll do is you'll go it's okay meek will inherit the earth that's all right you have money but is he happy is he happy you know there's a lot we make all of us do this we make excuses not live our best life and he was like nah live dangerously and uh try to be the best
you can be just work your ass off and if you have to die if you have to take risks and die leave a good looking corpse is the idea of turn your life into a [ __ ] circus do you think the meek will and inherit the earth you think if that was a prophecy that they would be talking about technologists they would be talking about like the people that run twitter and google and facebook and the internet tech people which is if you think about like the amount of money that facebook has the amount of money that youtube has so like these these enormously influential tech companies even amazon right yeah like who who are they who are they these are nerds they're nerds but they're very aggressive nerds and they're very thoughtful nurses they're very competitive nerds so i don't consider them the meek i think i think who's the meek so i think the meek the the philosophy behind that and and i and i and i think the united states also works on this premise in a sense is the the american dream so what keeps the masses from rising up and taking the money from people who the have-nots from taking money from the haves and especially when the halves you know are are rather slim in number in comparison to the large portion of the population that say that's 500 in the bank well what's great about the united states what's always worked about the united states the reason we don't have these the french revolution in this country is because the american dream is about potential there is a potential i may not have money now but i may and i will because i know i will because i'm an optimist i will be in the one percent eventually i got an idea bro i'm telling you it's a great idea and people need that hope you take that hope away you take the ability you take the idea that there's no way i can ever esteem out of my condition you better be careful that's what that's the so potential the potential to be better the potential to be wealthier that think about how all of us a lot of us as we're as we get older do you think
that's what the meek will inherit the earth man i think it's in that area that people that aren't creating war was probably the people that were left over each other no i think it's i think it's a way of getting people to at least live with the fact that i'm a serf i'm a peasant i have no way to esteem out of my condition but at least i have the afterlife at least i know that if i live and i suffer well and i suffer quietly and i suffer with dignity there will be a reward after this what is the conventional definition or the conventional meaning to that statement the meek will inherit the earth like what are how do scholars interpret that well religious right right but i mean how do they how do they interpret that like what what is i think it's in the same veins it's harder for a camel to pass through the an eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven right so so you know that the famous story where where christ said if you want to follow me to the rich guy he said give up all your money and the rich guy turned and hung his head and walked away and he said poor guy it's so hard for the for the rich to get to give up their life of privilege it's very difficult do you think jesus was a real person historically i think there was probably a rabbi named jesus of nazareth that that's what that's what that seems to be the conclusion among a lot of historians and he was a radical rabb he was a radical man because he simplified judaism it's really what he was he was simplifying judaism to say look you know you could follow the book of leviticus and all the rituals it takes to become a good jew which is there's a certain way to quarter a calf and there's a certain way certain things you can't eat and you have to bathe and you have to do all these rituals and he said way too complicated we're never going to spread the word this way he said just make it simple do what rabbi hillel said in the old testament do unto others as you'd have them do unto you and hold only one god as your god you know the father so that we're all of what the idea of a of a monolithic god is that there's a there's one father we're all brothers and sisters that way
we're all of the same moral worth that way i can't judge you that way i don't know what you're worth only god does i don't know i don't know where you have i don't know what your value is you're a human being i can't quantify that i think i think that's a beautiful thing i think we all benefit from that religious and that judeo-christian idea whether we know it or not and if you want to replace that my only issue with atheists is if you want to try to replace that irrational idea that irrational idea that we're all the same moral worth because you can't prove it but if you mathematically or biologically but what are you going to replace that with rationality you want to try you want you want to run a society on rationality they can't do that well if that's the most dangerous idea in the world that's it's still the most dangerous idea in the world because ethics have to be predicated there's got to be bedrock the most that you can more interest idea in the world well because let me give you an example it's very rational mathematically to suggest that anybody who is mentally handicapped is draining resources from our gifted children and i'm telling you now in a lot of societies about history what if we live in abundance plenty of people to take care of the people that are handicapped because abundance doesn't always last and you can't predict abundance and a lot of times there is it's here right now not really not for a lot of people right here it'd be it'd be very easy to justify if you were just prayed to the god of irrationality it'd be very easy to justify it and people have done this in history which is what i worry about sure hey let's get rid of all the people that are draining our resources because they're not they're hopeless anyway people on breathing machines people who are severely [ __ ] whatever they are severely handicapped um their training resource i know you love them but listen we need this money for over here you're in a hospital you're taking money the very old the very information so you think we need religion to keep you from taking people off life support well i i
will say that i think religion and specifically the jail christian ethic and i include islam in that um and by the way i mean buddhism talks about the sacredness of the sentient being these these religions are there because and i think we benefit from it i think that all of us we do too i mean where does our justice system is predicated it's predicated on the idea that all men are created equal we benefit from it but there's also real problems with it of course throughout problems with any idea but be careful in what you you but you take it away understand is why you think you can't be replaced with logic and reason because logic and reason has pitfalls but you're there's nothing logical hold on you're assuming that logic and region doesn't also have compassion so like you you wouldn't have compassion for the people that are mentally handicapped oh it does it does it's too fickle what i'm trying to say is this there's something very irrational and and very religious about the idea that all men are created equal that we hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal right yeah and yuval harare talks about this brilliantly in this book which is that you cannot prove mathematically or biologically that that the idea that all men are created equal does that say indians are the newbies yes sapiens is israel right so so because we're not again lebron james if he's standing next to me isn't we're not equal he's my chocolate avatar right so but we inherently know that our humanness our uh humanistic you're not equal physically he's a super athlete but i'm funny or i have my own gifts too did that suck well yeah if he went on stage and murdered but there are he was like eddie murphy 2.0 there are people that are better but that sucked though yes if he was lebron james and he was funnier than you well he's not a bad actor i'll tell you that imagine if he was really funny well like if you couldn't follow him that's when i give him my girl can you imagine that though i would present him with my girl what six foot what eleven he's six nine
okay six nine six foot 265. built like a god faster than everybody and stronger than amazing and murders on stage at the store and when you eat the mic you have to go like this to get the mic that's right bring it down to you because you have to go on after him and that's when i say to him he's got it in the mic stand it's [ __ ] seven feet in the air yeah and i go mr mr james i i'd like to be your traveling concubine i'm probably not yours he doesn't want that i'm not your type no you're useless i'll take culinary i'll take conor mcgregor let me cook for you now he's got people that shut the [ __ ] up that carry the bags polish your shoes you're too annoying man what are you gonna do you're gonna stare at his dick ask him questions about what a man he is yeah this is weird what do you squat leave him alone okay i'll just be in the middle just write better jokes just sir i'd like to be a [ __ ] that would be so embarrassing like if a guy was that good at basketball but then it was like a natural comedy like or like a fighter like what if terence crawford turned out to be the funniest [ __ ] dude in the world american imagine you know and he not just [ __ ] people up in the ring but then terence crawford starts doing sets at the comedy store and murdering and then he's got a netflix special and he's murdering and you're like no how can we go so good at these things i don't know man yeah but listen there are people that are better at everything sometimes i mean there are well there's def look but but elon musk is a good example that how many [ __ ] things can that guy do at once but at the same time what i'm saying is that you can't quantify a human being because you don't know what their potential is and you don't know where they're strong like it's like it's like if lebron james murders on stage he's better than you he's everything he's better than you and everything following you you gotta follow him he's gonna murder and then the the king has left the building ladies he's going to drop the mic and walk away yeah it'd be a problem
and then you got to go on that but you can't be that good at two things right i mean wow who says well i mean to be really good sides or how much do you put in you can listen to me what if he puts the kind of effort that he puts into getting good at basketball and he couldn't go to stand up different muscle diff yeah one muscle's lazy one muscle doesn't really right and work and like for the amount of hours that we work on our craft versus the amount a basketball player has to practice it's different listen oh he's murderous this isn't this is blake griffin he's been trying to do stand-up in the off-season last couple years more when he was living in l.a he got traded to detroit now so it's a little bit harder for him probably but no they're getting comfortable been doing good he's good yeah i mean from what i've heard from my people that have seen it that's hilarious videos of it there you go [ __ ] yep so you can look at 6 10. doesn't matter stand up doesn't care it's a long road yeah in 10 years it can work though someone if he does it like what i'm saying is like you take a guy who has the kind of discipline and work ethic that an athlete does at the highest level of the game yeah and apply that stand-up comment i bet they'll get further than a lot of us he's only 30. only 30. maybe what are you gonna do blake griffin's gonna murder in front of you man it's a weird muscle stand-up's a weird muscle joey diaz isn't exactly like joey diaz is high by by noon but he's funny as [ __ ] and he's way before noon yeah comedy's a weird thing comedy is a very there are some [ __ ] joey diaz might get high all the time that [ __ ] [ __ ] works on his act joey works it's a mindset you're always writing you're always he's a joey diaz is a pro like people see joey and they see that you know he smokes a lot of weed and he's crazy and they assume that he just gets up there and just rants and rapes no no that guy always has new material always always working always working on something yeah yeah he's i think that's what it takes too i think that um this kid was younger and he told me he hadn't written a joke in two years and i went well you're talking like a loser you know you you can't i think stand-up
is relentless especially if you develop a follow-up if that's where he's at he's probably depressed there's something probably wrong with that well we talked about that too yeah but but i'm saying that you know again you know a depression is a very real thing but i always say to kind of younger people who seem like they're in a rut that's why i'm a huge believer in just just take the steps of getting better at one type of language start it doesn't matter if it's the guitar it doesn't matter just just get better at one little thing just start practicing it'll motivate you to do other things i'm not saying depression clinical depression is a very real thing i don't know enough about it well the thing is it's it is real but it's different with every person yeah it's like it's one of the rarest of diseases in that like you really can't put it on a scale yeah like you it's a spectrum you feel like [ __ ] or you don't feel like [ __ ] you're depressed you're not depressed but what what level depressed are you are you suicidal are you just like kind of shitty could you fix it with like running or or do you need like real chemical intervention and do you know do you know the difference like what's your community like what are your friendships like yeah right what is your family like huge questions huge questions and by the way how are you eating how are you exercising what is your community like these are things whether in people who live the longest in those societies what is it spain i heard i don't know if i'm right has the longest per capita lived people right now and yet huge alcohol and tobacco consumption but they are connected to community they're they're and they do a lot of that they're getting it in yeah taking cs just long lunches yes banging it out yes and drinking red wine yeah why not enjoying their life and dancing salsa dancing salsa i dance about that too what is this spain to lead japan and global life expectancy there you go u.s continues to slide yeah because we're eating shitty food and we're getting fat we're also isolated yeah well you know there's a price you
pay for as a capitalist as a capitalist as somebody believes in the free market there's a price you pay for the praying to the god of consumption and progress there is and it's it as we as we are we're ruthlessly competitive americans americans are [ __ ] ruthlessly competitive and insanely aggressive football is a game of war it's simulated war you're you're it's a you're capturing territory and everything else we are so aggressive that way and look it makes us a great country we also pay a price for it no question about it like i get i do get sort of the notion that we need we there is this idea that where the left a lot of the left says look man this this capitalism stuff that seems to be creating isolation and depression like how is it going is there is there a conversation to be had about how we figure out how we structure our lives where our community takes more of a precedence where job security takes more of a precedence all these things well the minute i start hearing socialism i start to freak out but i just say i know what you're saying yeah but here's the thing about socialism socialism in general sounds like a terrible idea because a lot of people are lazy and because it de-incentivizes people from action and there's a certain thing that people should have motivation to succeed they should have some drive and they get some satisfaction out of achieving goals and those are all things that i would not want to deny any young person from i think those those are really important things for happiness and and one of the things that they've they've studied when they've studied happiness in people people that are goal oriented in that set they set goals and achieve those goals it's one of the best markers for happiness and it doesn't necessarily mean money you know the problem is we like to think of it as money as it's a money thing but in athletics and art when peop without finance attached to it at all when people set out to do something and then do it they achieve a sense of self-worth and happiness yes and understand understanding of yourself
who you are this is what's missing from a lot of people and and again i'm not a clinical psychologist i don't really understand depression i don't i don't suffer from it but i i've known enough people that have to know that there's a lot of different kinds of it it's all different and i think some people just have they have a broken brain there's something wrong in there and it would be nice if there was a chemical that could fit into that slot and fix it and sometimes there is for those people and sometimes it changes their lives and then i've known people that were on the wrong medic like ari was on propecia and it was [ __ ] with him it gave him depression you know and sometimes people they'll change their diet and you know one of the things that uh rhonda patrick was she posted something i think it was on her twitter account how inflammation led to impulsive decision-making led to cheating on your diet and led to poor decisions in terms of like overall lifestyle just from having higher levels of inflammation so eating shitty food not getting enough sleep drinking all those things lead to inflammation makes sense all those things cause you to make more impulsive food choices shitty food choices bad dietary choices bad luck lifestyle and rest choices like they're all it almost like inflammation wants more of it here it is study finds an inflammation even at subclinical levels in healthy participants may provoke impulsive behavior and an inability to delay gratification isn't that amazing yeah it i start i pull back with all this stuff and i always think to myself like i think i think what you and i are after like when the reason i'm happy and the reason i feel so fulfilled is i'm able to express myself real fully like fully like i told you the other day like i certain developments in my life like i was like i i want radical honesty in the sense that i don't have to lie about anything i don't want to lie about anything i want to be very honest you and i have been always been so honest with each other right and well that's why we know each other so yes dude wow yes and the minute we start
[ __ ] bullshitting you're like oh what what what but that that's where you have your friends that hold you accountable because they know exactly who you are and it's very important exactly but that so so what that allows you to do is to express yourself fully and completely the original self-expression is my whole my credo my idea but but so if eating well if eating well see i don't want my body to get in the way i don't want it to get in the way so i investigate how to feel optimal so that i can just not have it get in the way and i can do the things i love yeah that is a form of of expressing myself fully i always wanted a box i'm so it was such a mystery to me and i'll be i'm nervous today because i got to go spar some [ __ ] you've been doing it now how many years almost five years now but but but i don't care about you know i'm not going to enter you know i'm not going to wayne wants me to fight he wants you to fight yeah but i'm not going to do it i want to i want to uh i don't want to be an actor who takes a fight it's hilarious to me he's doing that to you because he's a fighter and he's a maniac man you've got to get in there lace up the gloves at least one time you could fight you can fight come on throw the old left right left yeah and then then i put on headgear and he just puts in a mouthpiece and yeah it's he gives me a pop in you yeah he puts his gloves wherever he wants which is annoying but my point is that i i feel like i'm expressing myself in that vein i always wanted to do it on your shoulders they're like ripe pomegranates really you're okay i have a beautiful body it doesn't bother you at all boxing doesn't injure you it's jujitsu and crossfit that shit'll if you're not careful yeah yeah i'm old now i've warm up boxing can definitely still injure you do you um do you warm up with like bands what do you do you know i just you know what i really honestly what i do i i have my my whole dynamic stretching routine i do in the morning when i walk in the gym i i lace them up and i just start moving very slowly i warm my body up i start hitting the mitts really lightly and as i go i hit more and more i'm a meathead i see those mitts and i
want to smash that's what happens that's what happens then your back is all people have to tell me you have to tell me don't just start slow start slow let's warm up warm up jesus you okay yeah all that cocaine are you doing coke now yeah but just a little bro oh just a little just because i heard it if you do a little if you take the edge off nobody did and nobody ever did a bunch of cocaine and [ __ ] got better well i wonder if people chewed a bunch of coca leaves and sugar micro dose and coke i haven't heard anybody trying that right no i don't think so the problem is it you crash you do blow and you want to start a business with your friend all these [ __ ] people you microdose psilocybin because there's no real crap i mean there's a weird feeling after a mushroom trip but there's no like devastating crash that i hear people report after uh cocaine cocaine apparently when you on the come down you just wrecked yeah that's one of the the roller coaster ride like a lot of people they do the cocaine and then they have the crash the dopamine levels smash and then they only feel good if they're doing cocaine again because their body's so [ __ ] up yeah that was why you lose your house like in three years a buddy of mine had that and uh our other friend uh worked in a rehab center and was trying to explain it to us what was wrong yeah it's no joke it was sad sad [ __ ] i had somebody described he emailed me and he described what we were talking about my friend mike mcdonald's best friend committed suicide and he was on the podcast talking about it and he got emotional as heavy [ __ ] and um somebody i know who comes to my shows emailed me and i guess he suffers from serious depression and you know he described the like when so we go i say well how do they how could they commit suicide they had children i mean how what what happened like it makes no sense he said for me it's like being in a sauna and you know how you get too hot you get so hot you have to get the [ __ ] out because you're too out and he said only there's nowhere to go you don't have an exit you know i was in the sauna yesterday and i've been in the
sauna lately at higher temperatures because uh gabriella reece she was on the podcast and she was seeing her husband you know laird hamilton that badass surfer he he cranks his son up to 225 degrees and when when people like he's like who's been [ __ ] with my sauna like it's like it's lower than 225. i'm like jesus christ she's telling me this i'm like 225. [ __ ] i put the sign up to 200 yesterday and uh i was thinking now while i'm lying there i'm like what if this was the world forever like it was 200 degrees from now on forever the world's 200 degrees like how happy would you be with your children could you still laugh i was thinking like how i could i can withstand that for overstand it for 20 minutes that's what i do right but what what would i do if that was like that feeling of hot if it didn't kill you that feeling of 200 degrees out would you be willing to live through that like how much would it sadden your life yeah how much would it weigh on you yeah a lot yeah of course what i'm trying to say is move out of phoenix arizona folks that's so oppressively hot it's not worth it oh my god get yourself a colorado mountain home in the width in the summer i was just up in boulder boulder needs to be a little more aggressive like i was just in boulder and it just me like i i see a grown man in the middle of the day with a beard balancing on a handrail i'm like you're an able-bodied man and it's friday at [ __ ] two go to work right now before i you know there's another dude just sitting cross-legged with a small little flute you know the flute you played in elementary school dude just so unaggressive this is paradise though oh whatever i want to prepare this they had a sale on clogs so there's a few hippies bro like what it just makes me aggressive what percentage of those people are there if there's a hundred thousand people is there ten i'm judging the whole place okay is there ten people that are playing the flute they put caffeine they put they but there's something about white really wealthy white people that put caffeine and and comfortable footwear at the top
of their essentials yeah comfortable footwear what's wrong with you i don't know man i want your feet to hurt yeah put a [ __ ] put a leather sole on your [ __ ] foot and go to work and have your toes pinched a hard wooden heel yeah there you go i want yeah i like that and have your toes pinched a little bit and wear some wool what's that called when you get bunions get one of them things whatever go go manufacture [ __ ] drink your black coffee but don't you think it's nice to have a community like that well they're just all about yoga and satnav sure i guess it's comfortable until the zombie apocalypse hits and then i'm not [ __ ] relying on them to live you don't want to live through the zombie apocalypse why like you don't bother me is impossibly relaxing that's what i when i watch the walking dead which i don't anymore yeah but when i used to watch it all the time before they just annoyed me to the point where i couldn't take anymore after a while it i was always like i don't want to do this why would you want to do this survival i mean people commit suicide now guys like that are doing well their life is great yeah and they have loved ones and they commit suicide you're telling me that people are just gonna live through this nonsense jamie bring up dresden before and after the war [Music] take a look at that they say the middle of dresden was as hot as the sun jesus speaking of 200 degrees because of the when the allies bombed it but just take a look at the what it looked like before and after oh we're so lucky we don't have to tolerate that kind of [ __ ] right now i remember who was the guy who wrote um oh god where the where the where the monsters are where the uh i i wrote a children's book was it called where the monsters are i don't know and he was he was in the war he said do you believe in god he said and he just casually said no no the war took care of that for me i never forgot it i was like [ __ ]
he just died in five years ago i had eddie israel on yesterday and we were talking about wars of aggression that most likely we've seen the end of wars of aggression like trying to conquer new territory like that world war ii was probably the last one of those look at that man so that was dresden dressing looked like the surface of the moon jesus when they were really done with it oh my god yeah oh my god that lady got barbecued yeah it's it's that's horrific those are all bodies man yeah that was their stress and there you go that that blood stop scrolling look at that what the [ __ ] man yeah that's what war did that's what world war ii is the true destruction of old europe imagine what it would look like to to watch those bombs hit and just level everything like that well it was carpet bombing so civilians that you know the the objective was actually to kill the the german worker to really bring that country to its knees it was it was back when total devastation of the enemy was essentially a tactic um it was a horrible horrible thing wow yeah it's just these images are so stunning okay this is that yeah human beings rebuild yet they prevail yeah and you know yeah two decades later that's okay um but we were talking about yesterday was uh that would most likely have seen the end of these wars of conquest where people are trying to take over new territories right because territory is no longer a commodity now it's services it's ideas it's technologies it's the uh land in that sense yeah but i mean the concept was that we're moving in a better direction and that things are becoming less and less at least overtly aggressive more people are able to see what's really going on and more people can communicate i mean this is really the only generation ever like these last two or three generations where you're able to easily translate anything that anyone's saying in any
other country like how often do you go like i'll read like khabib nurmagomedov's um uh instagram page and it's in russian you know and i'll translate it and so i could read what he's saying and i do that with a lot of his other fighters too i just hit the translate button yeah like how dope is that brings you closer to them yeah well dude you get to know them you know you know and you you see that they they're pretty [ __ ] similar even though they're different you know they're into family very worship and their food and their community they laugh they laugh yeah i mean it's humorous insults with each other if you live there you'd be in that style of living too and it's a hard place to live so you got to be a tough [ __ ] that's right yeah that's right but there's a predict there's there's something predictable too about how to live there's certain norms and practices and you know there's like that with russia being run by putin that seems to me to be the last big country that might invade somebody like russia being run by putin you could almost see him pulling a crimea somewhere else in the world you could almost see him i think russia and i think the history of russia i i have not been there i was there when i was very young but i've not been there since i and i have people have gone there and they they actually really enjoy it and it's you know just great people like great people the russian people who suffered maybe more than anybody in the 20th century but great people and industrious and everything else but i do think that they're run by a gangster well but it's not just that they're run by a gangster yes but i i think that sometimes the way um a populist thinks about certain things can inform their destiny right so so think about this if you were always invaded and you had a flat topography and tanks could roll in german tanks or whatever it is and you paid such a price price for that again i told you when i went there in 1985 you didn't see any old men yeah
they were all killed but aggression male aggression was what kept those nazis at bay in when they were when they surrounded leningrad now saint petersburg and stuff like that a lot of stories in it and i think that when you've been traumatized to the extent that russia has been traumatized certain strengths you know the ability to stand up against aggression and to be brave and powerful those become that that becomes the commodity that's where that's the guy that gets all the money all the women all the you know whatever and i think that's a product of their history so putin is an admired man putin get i bet you if putin had very fair elections he would get elected in to power he's respected are you trying to say he doesn't have fair elections yeah well that this is what you're saying my large report record i'm not saying that i'm not saying that sir i don't know anything about russian elections but i will say this i i don't know why you're putting words in my mouth why are these guys what the hell's going on we would get elected anyway i think so people love them so my favorite allowed open criticism of them well there is open criticism believe it or not sure the guys who get shot well they are openly criticized there's actually there's actually there is a press that actually is critical right right right but it's not you know they've killed journalists yes it's not a threat to his power well how many how many journalists have been murdered i don't know but enough poisoned and all kinds of weird [ __ ] google journalists critical of putin murdered also his supporters will beat the [ __ ] out of you yeah so for sure so so so what i'm saying is that i think russia's what are you saying i think russia needs to embrace a diff the a softer strength are you a foreign policy advisor yes i am this is no this is a philosophy i have this is my philosophy ready okay so my philosophy is this this country is a great country and our culture is an interesting culture why why because not only are we representative
of heart strengths the military the nfl the [ __ ] ufc all that [ __ ] the what eagles and eagles [ __ ] boys bro you're right that's a classic canada's [ __ ] national anthem is the beaver russia is a bear okay but so americans again are very aggressive but you know what america's secret is we've also provided safe corner to our gentler spirits what is this violent deaths of journalists started in the yeltsin era okay so they've just been doing that yeah forever yes so this is just like presidents just do that in russia always have murder crossfire terrorist act in 2008 there were six of those dude murder only there was another six listen two of them were brought to trial look at me right now putin is gandhi putin is gandhi compared to khrushchev gandhi compared to stalin gandhi compared to lenin ghani compared to any anybody who was in power before him those guys used to kill wholesale i mean that's a fact up to their elbows and blood who's that guy that got murdered recently that was running it was a political opponent they shot that dude down so when his death was not related to the journalists work the conviction rate exceeds 90 percent what they put them in jail too if they don't just kill them when the debt what does that quote though when the death was not related to the journalists work the convict so you're talking about rates of conviction oh okay that was a weird quote yeah oh rates of conviction are very high yeah of course so the guy with the biggest gun in that society they do that's all though espionage those kind of trials yeah you're going straight to the pokey son do not pass go good luck with your trial that's true the judge is like yeah i listened to you 20 years right [ __ ] off but aggression aggressive aggressive part of the world the united states like russia however we're smarter no we're better we can no we protect our we protect our funnier why are we funnier because we're better that's not too generous at the comments sir you're being too general sir you're being too general
this is a quiz why we're better free because we pre we have protections for our the people on the fringes our creatives our weirdos our fashionistas all the people that make our culture interesting stephen jobs was he wasn't good at crossfit no he was good at yelling at employees yeah either was mohandas k gandhi and martin luther king but they but we provide the at least there was duke recourse at least we know that there are softer strengths that have to be protected it makes you more interesting and it makes you more creative and stronger you got to be innovative your innovators are weirdos yes like leonardo vinci apparently was gay what uh-huh i said it outrageous yeah wait a minute guess what what there are a lot of very smart in russia if you're gay it's not that safe for you right you get tossed off of buildings yeah so what you do is when you do that with people who are creative and you you marginalize a group of bill because they're different in the name of purity or whatever didn't they your [ __ ] like really weird public statement about homosexuality like the law in russia like is homosexuality illegal in russia well a lot of times they're equated with pedophiles the lgbt community has real trouble there and it's hard to get apartments it's more of subtle it's hard it's hard to just live and make a living so what happens is all those creative people who could be contributing and coming up with beautiful ideas they're they're marginalized as perverts deviants and that's the dumbest yeah don't get to inherit the earth the meek a lot of times are the people that provide your [ __ ] goodies russian gay propaganda law for the purpose of protecting children from information advocating for a denial of traditional family values the gay propaganda law and the anti-gay law the bill that was unanimously approved by the state duma on 11th of june 2013. holy [ __ ] man so you want to protect children from exposure to you know home activity yeah and it was signed into law by president vladimir putin on the 30th of
june 2013. how long is he going to be president so let me let me ask you a better question so with those kind of laws those kind of laws that marginalize anybody that's not that's not normal quote-unquote that's not right traditional prototypical male female right awesome when was the last time you bought and i'll wait when was the last time you bought one russian product please besides the fact that they're essentially a one-crop economy which is oil and i guess some other commodities what happens is you kill all your creativity what happens is you are not a strong country your weaponry isn't even good that's the irony of all this [ __ ] when you have that mindset and you have one idea of what strength is you're going to be [ __ ] weak and you're not going to be creative is it collision cough a good rifle it's a very good rifle it makes some good [ __ ] designed in 1957 i believe oh what did i say 2012 previously holding the position from 2000 2008 so he's been right now he's on seven years in office he is our sir he's been longer that learning that yeah but i mean seven now currently and then he did it eight years before yeah but he didn't even take four years off when he took four years off he was like running [ __ ] from behind he's got to look like i'll kill you like he's like i will kill you yeah it's a black belt right definitely kill you yeah legit black belt in judo yeah like he can actually throw people around probably smart as [ __ ] and in his mind you know putin is running a country that requires a strong man yeah it's it's who they respect right so he's caught in that too even if he if you're the king of the world let's say you're the king of the world how do you fix russia you you you come back come at them with up you present an idea the idea i just presented which is the idea that you might want to protect the people that you consider to be queers deviants and weirdos nerds or whatever they are because those people a lot of times are your creatives i don't know why but they are so do you think they lived in too much of a
wartime culture for like for too long and that they developed this hardness to them that that's why they're lacking in the creativity and the innovation and i don't think they can afford that and i don't and i think that a lot of times when you've been traumatized that you're you're dealing still with the residue and the trauma of world war one and world war ii and that's very real and you know and also by the way communism and having nothing and and you know they have strong communities i mean my friend went to russia and said everybody was nice to him [ __ ] they're good people and they're innovative people and they're creative look at how good they are at boxing anything the russians put their mind to that they that they hold value for like strengths like mma like like boxing look at how good they are so they're they're incredibly industrious disciplined smart people is it hard over there i'm sorry how do you get weed over there i don't know i bet you don't i bet if you have money you get everything you want right if you've got money yeah if you're connected to the oligarchy but but do you think peyton's ever tried dmt oh i think he's too measured for that well i think he would want to know you know maybe i bet he's done a lot of [ __ ] he does whatever he wants yeah bizarre how many how many chicks do you think he's got a stable well i i i will tell you this i truly believe this i think that he does he can just sit there and he has women flocked to him oh for sure they love him for sure the best looking in the world he doesn't have to do anything right that's kind of power my my wife was like he's he's hot whoa i go but he's he's a gangster she goes who doesn't like a gangster ooh so i was like oh geez i had to walk away i was like oh it's uncomfortable steal your girl yeah take your girl yeah steal your your football ring hear about that no the story about [ __ ] sturgeon told me about this he uh who was the football player where putin stole his ring google that it's uh the owner of the patriots was it him it wasn't a player was just the owner of the patriots is that the guy like the craft that guy
okay so he had this uh super bowl ring on he meets putin putin says can i hold the ring you know and then like takes the ring off puts it on it's like he said something like you could smash someone's face with this ring and laughed and then just walked off of the ring and they were like hey uh where's the ring he's like no he just stole the ring there it is you know harvey keitel really he just took his ring what my ring no that's awesome this ring a dick so he just decided he wanted it and took it off the guy's hand and was laughing and walked off with it as the story goes kraft handed the diamond-studded ring to putin as a bit of show-and-tell i could kill someone this ring putin reportedly said as he fitted to his finger then when craft held his hand to get it back putin surrounded by kgb agents wordlessly slipped the ring into his pocket wow news circulated quickly the ring was not meant as a gift which prompted kraft to issue the statement at the time at the end of a very productive three-hour business meeting with president putin i showed the president my most recent super bowl ring kraft said upon seeing the ring president putin a great and knowledgeable sports fan was clearly taken by its uniqueness at that point i decided to give him the ring as a symbol of the respect and admiration that i have for the russian people and the leadership of president putin aka i wanna live i wanna live i love it i take this this is my ring no i do i do have an admiration i just think do you think he's ever killed anybody with a ring oh yes probably he wasn't the kgb guy to death george w bush administration had pressured him at the time to let go of the ring to avoid an international incident it's hilarious wow in 2013 kraft reneged and offered some backstory about the incident a legging alleging that the bush administration had pressured him at the time to let go of the ring wow it would really be in the best interest of u.s soviet relations if you meant to give the ring as a present crafter calls the white house saying i really didn't want to i had an emotional tie to the
ring it has my name on it kraft said i didn't want to see it on ebay but maybe putin mistook you know there's a language barrier so he probably misunderstood listen to what he's saying no he didn't shut the [ __ ] up there were you a russian propaganda agent there was a pause at the other end of the line and the white house voice repeated it would really be in the best interest if you meant to give the ring as opposed to you call him putin a thief bro no i'm saying shut down your podcast he took that ring he he punked that dude and took his ring that's not a thief he's a gangster yeah he's out there punking harvey keitel to drive 124 diamonds the great harvey keitel yes told me a story i think it was him and he said you know remember uh nikita uh what no um what's that what's that [ __ ] uh left nikita remember the actress and the tv show yes i met her once she was she went to russia candy alexander so tell us okay so she went to russia with her boyfriend putin liked her he used to watch the show all the time i heard this from i think it was harvey keitel he kept that dude out into another room and had her out on the balcony talking to her the whole time and basically he the guy couldn't get back in and it was very clear that putin was making a play for la femme nikita and it's like you're in my town now you you go over there you take a seat i know you came here to take a seat i'm gonna take what's mine and apparently she was gone i don't think she did anything obviously but you know let's pretend she did right there it is there it is and he dug her was jack nichols boyfriend ain't around bro boyfriend's not a real friend he's not different bro he's not allowed to be at the table yes you have legs for days he was apparently locked out he was like trying to get in the room and they're sorry we didn't know well it's kind of interesting when you see a guy running a country like that in 2019 that he's could run the country in that gangster fast it's more interesting that he got
people to what's up sean penn yeah it's more interesting to me that he's gotten himself in a position where people would actually vote for him so it technically has been democratically elected yeah i i bet at a certain point in time they don't know who the [ __ ] should be running things over there yeah brian kelley i got to end this you gotta end it early today my friend always great always come see me in miami may 9 10 11 orlando did you did you did you talk about my dates yes you're in the miami improv may 7th 8th and 9th correct no no 11 12 10 and 11. god damn 9 10 11. yeah now you ruined everything no no they they're listening still and then uh may 9 orlando orlando may 17 18. oh i got some days too that i just started selling um they just went on sale i am going to be in where the [ __ ] am i august 10th um in uh san francisco i'm in mountain view nice yes mountain view at the shoreline amphitheater on august 10th august 9th i'm in portland oregon woo portland and then uh on the 23rd i'm in denver colorado for two shows at the belko theater son at the bellco all right kids that place joe rogan.com for almost keep your arms heavy and your belly tight what does that mean i don't know it just sounds like an awesome thing it's just heavy i want my own billy joel song really yeah i can't remember what the song is the piano man no is it uptown girl no brian you're a silly goose and i love you i'll see you later hello briancallan.com b-r-y t-fatkay for tickets or briancallen.com bye everybody [Music]