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the jurogan experience i'm loyal to the jokes my side is comedy right your side is comedy when we're doing stand-up yeah it's not like we're gonna change the world yeah it's what's the funniest thing to say sometimes it is that teacher [ __ ] the student is funny yeah that's the funny thing yeah the 16 year old boy gets a [ __ ] from his teacher that's funny that's funny objectively funny why'd you tell your mom high school football coach [ __ ] a 15 year old girl not funny make you angry that makes you pissed off yeah so it's like 35 year old man 15 year old girl you violent [ __ ] that guy we got to get him out of here right like we got to get a 35 year old woman hot big cans how is that 15 year old boy was it hard what are you saying i'm just saying here's the thing i actually think like this sounds crazy but like i actually think there's like a little bit of like heroism in those women that do that because like they know no 16 year old boy can satisfy them sexually like at 16 i was busting off yeah but once but you could bust off four or five times in a row once you get that second one in you know last time i'm a champion but here's here's where you'd get upset if you found out you're 15 year old you know so many women are like judging us on our first nuts listen back in the day you had to come quick because a leopard might eat you [Laughter] why why did i why did i learn this excuse at 38. babe there's leopards around built in that's true it's built into the human you get to come quick and you never know the time to be romancing bro it's not our fault did no nature built us this way and they didn't and it didn't build women needing to come to get pregnant right if it built women needing to come to get pregnant they'd come quick too yeah do you know they taught me that in high school that women have orgasms when men ejaculate inside of them so now you're just in the 1990s 80s that's great that's how dumb sex education was tonight that's crazy they
taught us that because i remember i'm i'm i know i'm not remembering this wrong because i remember being in high school and i think i was like 14 or 15 years old going i don't think that's right my limited understanding of orgasms never been around one i've never made a girl calm i'd never had sex but i kind of understood sex and i'd seen porn and i'd seen like magazines and stuff and i'm like i don't think that's sad i don't think that's right and i remember a buddy of mine was telling me yeah girl can't even come unless you come inside of her i was like man this just seems sus this seems very suspect like this is like that's how you have teenage pregnancy well it's just right like if you learn that in school right you're gonna nut in these girls yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like that's the worst thing you could tell a teenager who's feeling insecure and wants to satisfy a girl and now he's gonna take the ultimate sacrifice yeah and the first time like a girl came with me it was like me going down to my girlfriend when she was like 16 and i was 16. and i was like well obviously the [ __ ] i didn't come inside right this is [ __ ] yeah but i'm like you sure you came like you do you remember those days where you weren't like did you remember the first time a girl made me orgasm from a [ __ ] i nutted so hard my ears rang i've never had that since i've been chasing that monkey ever since i'll never forget this dude when i was younger this i'm really young i learned what jerking off was but i didn't come yet i'm no [ __ ] i would jerk my dick in the shower stop i would pee and then i would put my finger in front of the pee and then i'd taste my finger to see i was like well is this [ __ ] i swear to god i swear to god in my life i was tasting pee off my finger because i didn't know what an orgasm was i didn't know the feeling you don't know the feeling yet so there's no way to understand it and then i remember the
first time i actually did come and i was like i don't even need to taste that one of the first times that i had sex with my girlfriend in high school i pulled out and i shot a load of my face in your own in my own face because i was on top of her yeah and uh we were having sex and i pulled out and when i pulled out i just went it just shot right in my mug because back then you would shoot because i didn't really jerk off back then yep you had it packed in i was shocked like a broken fire heart puerto ricans playing stickball outside yeah i was just going yeah yeah yeah i hit my face once yeah i hit my face this side a girl was on top hopped off boom smack this side of my face right in the face yeah right in the nose the mouth it was just like and you know what you know what ladies it's not that bad it's not that bad what's that's true i don't want other guys but theirs i mean we're so like intimate with them like when we're going down on them there's no like the fluids are there have you seen that video there's a girl she's on a podcast and she's talking to this guy about uh she's a porn star she's talking to this guy about how uh her boyfriend was asleep and so she wanted to [ __ ] her ex so she ran down to the gas station cap have you seen it cap i don't believe it's real really it's in like toronto right like the girls uh i saw i think six buzz which is a toronto uh instagram account like it's like tmz for toronto yeah i don't know if it's in toronto or america but she was saying she her ex-boyfriend came inside of her and then she came home and then her uh current boyfriend ate her [ __ ] and was talking about how good her [ __ ] tasted he was eating her ex-boyfriend's come cloud please cloud chase interesting do you believe that honestly a girl would do that i'd like to believe it because it's disgusting or is it hot it's not hot to me you [ __ ] weirdo let me take you to a brothel in pompeii bro we'll figure this out some people want to eat cups they've been doing this for thousands of years well there's got to be a guy out there that does want to have a girl get cream pie and then eat the [ __ ] out of her those guys are real
and he shouldn't even know he likes it how's that meaning like how much how much other [ __ ] do you got to do before you're like i want to eat another guy's [ __ ] out of a [ __ ] like you know what i'm saying like how do you go through the whole gambit of things i've never had this conversation with a girl she was like pineapple makes a guy's [ __ ] taste better go how many dicks do you have to suck before you figure that out i was thinking asparagus nope roast beef don't like it pineapple hey what do you mention that i'm hawaiian whoa blueberries did imagine funny imagine what a [ __ ] connoisseur you got to be the guy you know what fruits or vegetables he's been needing to notice i taste coconut yeah oh [ __ ] crying bro