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Bronson, I can't even ice skate. How are we going to serious? I can't ice skate at all. What the [ __ ] I just need to get to that point where I need to get past that fluctuating point and just go down and start seeing all these [ __ ] abs that I have under there. You know what I'm saying? I have like 32 ab muscles that I, you know, you could possibly see. Anybody that's overweight wants to have a [ __ ] six-pack before they die. It's a fact. What' you have? A chip witch. What's a chip witch? It's a [ __ ] two toll house cookies with ice cream in between. That sounds awesome. It was good. And it was melted and I still ate it. Damn. That's [ __ ] disgusting. It's piglet [ __ ] That's great. Piglet [ __ ] And I had a squirrel in my house one time in the wall. And then eventually the [ __ ] ate through the wall. One day I was laying on the couch and I just suddenly open my eyes and look up and he's just [ __ ] looking at me. We make eye contact and it's like it's a [ __ ] it's a standoff. Did you see that movie Congo? Yeah. It's kind of silly. Was that Yeah, it was terrible. It was terrible. But the Who's that guy with the accent? You know, the one that's always in all those movies, the weirdo. Which guy is that? [ __ ] weird guy. [Laughter] He's giving it a a rat. Look how stupid it is, too. Yeah, right. It's an idiot. I like Russia. They was there last year. They They breed some hard [ __ ] people. Some [ __ ] jaws, man. Their jaws are [ __ ] defined. That's seven months. Excuse me. Seven months, not 70 days. That's a premature child. Well, Chris Christie didn't want to be president. No way. No [ __ ] way. Yeah, he's he's a [ __ ] scumbag. Is he? How dare you? Is he? I'm not really sure. This is what I hear. I don't really know politics. This is what I hear. Why is he shining? I don't understand. Is it the internet age? Is it the social media age that's making this guy into this figure almost like the Jordan face? The Jordan face. the meme. It's like an iconic thing. Do you know about the pull up the Jordan face?
Donald Trump is becoming the [ __ ] Jordan face, man. The crying Jordan. Beefy [ __ ] up, you get the crying Jordan face. Yeah, that's what he is. He's a sick [ __ ] He's sick. You think he's sick? Mhm. Like how so? 100%. He has one of the littlest dicks in the world. There's no doubt about that. I can't believe what I'm hearing. You could just tell how he's talking. But that's the thing. If he has one, he [ __ ] bought it. And it's one of those where you have to [ __ ] pump your nut. You know, you ch It's like a turkey baster. You [ __ ] pump your dick up.