Video URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxcUCoI2gxA


hello freak [ __ ] that video game is pretty intense the the new UFC game on P like and I know it sounds like I'm plugging but it no it was cool we would yelling me and my me and my friend were like like it was that intense cuz it was you know it's Parts where you almost about to knock the guy out and then it's a good game it's a very good game I had I had fun so I I I can attest to it because uh I had to do the commentary for that game like the when you hear that EA Sports Game that's not commentary from actual fights right that's commentary just me doing pretend and Goldberg doing pretend and dude we did a fuckload of hours yeah I mean it was hours and hours and hours and hours and it was over a long and I'm not complaining I'm just saying you have to have to say so much stuff and there's me man scan me and they put me in the game Roan on the game yeah I'm in the game you have to um have a secret unlockable I got to have a code yeah like the Konami code uhoh I did this so I can get out of doing more commentary because there was so much to do damn I wish I looked that good there was so much to do oh that's a dope it was it was a constant um grind but I I put my e my full effort into it like I I really wanted it to be good I was thinking just if I was a kid and I was playing this game I would want it to sound like like a guy really got head kicked dud it's it's intense man like we I hear it is man it it was a fun like I I don't want to see me get beat the [ __ ] up just Jamie I'm Jamie showing a video of me about to get my ass kicked by Nick Diaz are you get destroyed really fast I would imagine if the game's realistic pull it up imagine I get [ __ ] up people want to see it wait but they might have you since you're a secret character they might have you uh I got some [ __ ] skills they might have you Juiced up I got it doesn't matter I got some SKS let me let's hear my cuz you know I'm super casual fans so my commentary oh Rogan with the leg kicks I've never heard this before oh is it oh Rogan with the leg kicks Rogan got kicked in the face oh oh Rogan with the kicks Diaz is backing up Rogan missed uhoh Rogan kicked in the chest Tat's accurate look at that holy [ __ ] uhoh

oh uhoh Rog is not caring about the height disadvantage uhoh uh-oh uh-oh Rogan's in Danger uhoh let's see what Rogan's ground game is like not good uh Diaz is about to punch in the face uhoh dog [ __ ] off my back Rogan be able to pull off a submission from this position uh-oh Rogan oh Rogan with the turn around it's called a sweep pull out pull him out I let him up wow Rogan back up up uh-oh oh this should be illegal oh D should be illegal to watch two people fake fight when you know one dude would beat the [ __ ] out of me know I said me so as to not leave any any confusion oh this is so stupid oh oh whe kicked him oh he's about to finish him oh oh [ __ ] stop it he's out oh [ __ ] e wait why they let punch him in the head when he was unconscious why don't they stop the fight quicker than that the fake me rather and the fake him how' that feel it weird it felt weird you know what bothered me the most the last two punches cuz it wasn't he was already unconscious the fake him that a good obvious oh do you know how hard Nick Diaz would [ __ ] me up like this is an embarrassment to humanity it is allowed to be a visual image of me beating Nick Diaz's ass I've dunked all the James before dude enjoy that [ __ ] man that's what that's what that's what it's an Escape [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]