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The Joe Rogan Experience that Chevron on the 405 in Santa Monica doc I almost got [ __ ] I almost got killed I was I never get gas like late because like you're a Sitting Duck at a gas station yeah you're a Sitting Duck yeah if someone's waiting for you right they're gonna get you and I never get gas later tonight it's [ __ ] dangerous especially the last couple years and this is about a year and a half ago or something and um I get in my car we're jamming like after class we always Jam like the whole front area the whole front of my school we closed during the scandemic we never opened it it's you have to come through the back it's hard to find my school right or a private gym I don't want anybody walking in so the whole front area I got a piano and and we just jammed we were jamming all night now it's [ __ ] like 12 30. time to go home I turn on my truck and you don't want to get gas in downtown in midnight so I'm like how far am I going to make it so I get on the pan and I'm going West on the 10 and I'm gonna go up the 405. I'm like am I gonna make it am I gonna make it and then I got North on the 405 the lights on I'm like [ __ ] it let me just get off on Santa Monica got off on Santa Monica and then you make a left and you go under the freeway and the Chevrons and I'm pulling up to it the guy the gas station close but but pull up and I and I drive in and I see two dudes with hoodies on holding like bags like 20 yards away from me as I pull in as I'm pulling in and you know you know when you get you know when you when you get a new car it takes you forever to figure out how to lock the door when you come in you're like turn the key and then boom it takes you a while like you had to rent a car but after you have a car for like five years you know what I mean you're getting right you know what I mean but at first it's like you're trying to learn that [ __ ] and how to lock it and all that so I always practice when I get in my car I always as soon as I shut the door lock as soon as I shut the door lock but when you have a new car you you have to it takes a couple seconds until it becomes muscle memory but
I had my truck dude I got that [ __ ] down so I get I drive up and I'm looking at these two guys facing away from me with a hoodie on and they go they're just standing they're walking in like the gas station that's closed and away from me I'm like but then I'm like I'm just sitting there and I park I'm like [ __ ] it okay let me put gas I open the door and as soon as I open the door and I walk out this dude pops up boom right in front of my car and starts walking he's got a mask on he comes up right in front of my truck dude I jumped in and we're pressing around drove away he goes I'm gonna wash your windows man and I'm like [ __ ] you and I drove away dog and dude if they would have just waited until I started building because I was kicking I was keeping my eyes on the two guys over there I was keeping miles and I was going to come out and pump and just and then this dude right in front of my truck pops up boom and he comes around dude I jumped in dude boom bam drove away and he had a mask on and he said it's gonna wash your windows I'm like where's your [ __ ] screechee dude and I drove away and I barely made it to another gas station up on like a Moraga or whatever like by Sunset yeah yeah dude they almost had me dog they almost [ __ ] had me Jesus if you should never ever drive at night you know what then I wonder I thought dude I didn't sleep that night I didn't sleep that night and I'm like and I swear to God I felt like okay I have a purpose in life because I should have been dead right there