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The Joe Rogan Experience the best thing is to get in the state we could just be Doug Stanhope and I go Doug Stan hope you're on and just push you on and to get me into that state I have to know incorrect what time I should not be shit-faced like that was last night no no this this don't take 50 milligrams come on take 175.50 milligrams and then have Joe Rogan go show starts now let's do mushrooms let's do mushrooms I'm scared me too that's the point come on how long has it been yesterday I did do uh I'm doing them all the time all right small amounts exactly uh I don't want to even say her name but yeah Carmen Morales what yeah she came out she was her name don't say her name she's a comic don't listen to me you don't want to say her name don't say her name let's call her she would want her name to be said no no she wasn't dealing she's giving you drugs yeah don't you've given me drugs yeah don't tell these [ __ ] people can you black out The Joe Rogan Experience and just say the experience when uh I the first time he and I uh did DMT I was worried I lost him I was really genuinely oh my goodness we're gone oh my goodness you had gone my goodness you had gone to this snoring thing where I was I was like do I lift him up so that he doesn't swallow his [ __ ] tongue I was like oh my God if I killed Doug if the mancho dies because I give Doug it was dying by the way that we knew we were writing the last monologues ever and that's what [ __ ] me up I'm sure we've told this story every time I'm sure on your podcast but we were at your house writing we know this is the last of the monologues and they're [ __ ] just Pap dredge [ __ ] awful uh what's up it wasn't that bad but by the end and we're beaten yeah well there was some last time you want to smoke DMT my first time like all right this sucks and we're just getting through this and then you you want to smoke DFT and then I go [ __ ] into alternate realities and then I come out of it 10 minutes later saying I remember I I came out of it just saying oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness because I've
just learned the [ __ ] you know what else he said he said you've already seen this you said that to me oh you've already seen this I swear the picture of [ __ ] Bill Hicks on your wall winked at me and when I said that to one with him and the the lighting the American flag with a cigarette yeah what you had a lighting the cigarette with the American flag I came out of it and I looked and I swear Bill Hicks [ __ ] winked at me when I said that to you you went uh [ __ ] looked at me like cliche I swear that happened no I'm not even that big of Bill Hicks fan you were just you were just insecure because you had like experienced death and you came back when we would when I would go outside to smoke cigarettes from The Writer's room on the lot after that for a week I couldn't make direct eye contact with the giant dumpster-sized electrical generator because I thought I could make it blow up with my mind the wiring in my head was so I've never done it since people try to drop that off at the merch Booth we should do it ever again we should do it tonight [ __ ] no yeah come on yeah what I'm about to okay when I'm gonna quit smoking cigarettes you're better now because of that day I don't know yeah you are you know why because you know that that's possible you didn't know that that was possible but it's hard to break up okay I'm gonna write a bit about this that now I know is dog [ __ ] and means nothing because I've been through that experience where you go this is all so [ __ ] life is so silly but you still have to make a living by Doug just Express that you don't have I've been doing that but I know you have but don't worry about that it doesn't have to be dog [ __ ] and silly it's you you don't think about that think about you think about if you were like some 24 year old guy working in a [ __ ] newspaper distributor office you had a [ __ ] job and you're allowed to listen to podcasts and you listen to you talk about your experience don't worry about like your own [ __ ] weirdness in in handling it worry about what it is what it is is like you died and came back like you really felt like you died and came back when you came back I didn't feel like I died you said to me
you said to me here's say your honor this is what you said you said life eats life he said life just eats life life eats life life eats life wow this is what you said when you were coming out you were like life just eats life life just he's like it just keeps going it keeps going life Heats life life eats life I'm just trying to hang on life eats life life eats life he's like you already been there you've already been here you've already been here ultimately no like you took you took me to this place you already been there I'll never forget that because I thought you were gonna die and I was like God damn it nobody's ever died from this [ __ ] like if Doug's the first guy to die I'm like he's like maybe I like overestimate the RPMs that his [ __ ] engine handle and redlined but you you got through it and that was the thing you kept saying life eats Life Life Is Life Life Is Life but but the the the dichotomy of having to go from that Supernatural experience in 10 minutes and then go back to oh wait now we really have to try it finishing up these dumb monologues yeah but that's okay too yeah that's okay too because that's a unique challenge that's like there's some weird thing we're doing like what are we doing