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the jogan experience I know you exercise a lot you used to be J I know you used to be giant 40 lbs bigger than I am oh my God literally what what made you get so jacked I got the flu and then I didn't know you got me jacked yeah um I just uh well I'll tell you what I did what I was when I got that permanent gig I had nothing to do all day in Vegas literally she just started getting so I start just go on the gym every day like I'd go 3 hours a day literally 3 hours of lifting yeah well this is again 15 years ago right and I was I I just was huge and one day I went to my warehouse to do something it was a picture a something and I was like what the [ __ ] like I'm like I was like 190 I'm like 140 wow this is my this is my original fighting weight right now 140 is my is my uh that's how you feel lean yeah this is where I I grew up born and raised I was 135 140 my whole life and then I went to like 185 people like what the [ __ ] did you have of joint pain all the time yeah everything I was always injured I always always hurt didn't look good on stage it was just it was weird it's like you know people are like what the [ __ ] happen to K time they they've always said that but that is a thing though when you get really jacked on stage it becomes a distraction it did yeah it did yeah Jean Simmons of all people came says uh just just being so muscular take away from the the uh that's the worst Simons ever all a said Jam Simmons became like an Englishman from the 80s excuse me it job is Jean pardon me so I got Jean really good one time said this is great so he comes back comes the show comes backstage and I he said he says to me um what do you do to make money besides this and I said what the [ __ ] you nothing he said you don't have any of the thing that gives you money I said I don't I don't know I do comedy six nights a week but you don't have another investment of some sort yes is it trying to offer you some prostitution work well no yeah weird and uh Jean listen I'm seeing somebody okay but um uh let me try on your platforms no so I so I uh just just me slipping him I want teeth on my shoes but he says to me and this is great because I'm being I'm being like really serious with him right so I said uh I
said no but I I I uh I did one thing a long time ago I I I wrote a jingle um he what a jingle and I said it's a by Menan and he says I'm not following you I said Remember the commercial by men and he goes that was you and I said yeah he says get the [ __ ] I said no I said my friend has a had a organ in in my garage he left there and we were out [ __ ] around and this that that b Menon thing had a a campaign that said come up with a jingle so we we came up with it just wasn't even funny just buy men and we sent it to the men and whatever the was it under whatever the [ __ ] Y and uh he says wait a second so that you did that's you're making this up I said said no he said how much did they pay you for that I said I'm still I still get money for it I said it was amazing but it just kind of a fluke I said we tried to come up with other things and he's looking at me like that is just un remarkable and I said yes of je is so bad and then he said I said uh and see that's great and I said anything else I said well I came up with with now with rson and he says what are you talking about I said with rson remember the thirs and he goes you're [ __ ] with me I said yes he goes but the men and thing I said no it's all [ __ ] he lost his he lost his [ __ ] he's like God damn it I sat there for 20 minutes believing you came up with B Menon and reton I said no I never but I got him good on his show because I did I did the when he had it at his house that that uh oh the reality show he had so family first met him I go Family Jewels and I go and I I'm he says my impression uh you want to see my uh my warehouse and I said sure So it takes me to this huge wing of his house I mean literally it's probably size Walmart it's full he says to me I've got I've got everything he asked I said well of course you have a kiss condom I mean he goes oh yeah yeah yeah you kiss coffins we we've kissed everything you know and I said uh I said uh we're on we're live or they're filming me with him and I said uh get towards the end I said uh he says well thank you for dropping by and I said I said I don't want to this is going to come across completely [ __ ] wrong I said don't don't take this the wrong way and he says what I said you're going to take this the wrong way I he says what I said I've never heard of this your band you must I said
you must have done well but I've never heard of kiss and he says it's like a really weird he goes you've never heard a kiss I said no I see I knew You' take it the wrong way I said I just I I mean look at all this holy [ __ ] I've never heard a kiss are you guys how long have you guys been a band and he looks at me like he's going to [ __ ] kill me and I said I said I know Hansen I know Hansen and hen this is when they were hitting it big you know I said I know Hansen right and he goes you [ __ ] with me I said no I don't I never heard of kiss that's F I said I'm [ __ ] with you come on and then I got him by men and he was serious he like he really believed you oh yeah no