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the jurogan experience i have a lot of friends that uh they send me the green text and every now and then one will show up blue they give up and they jump on the iphone train i'm like interesting i can't do it man no why what is it about it i um because it's one of those things where i'm so into my tech and [ __ ] yeah and if you if i go iphone then i gotta go apple everything why because because that's the that's the whole advantage of going apple is that it all just works together so well because they're on their own little ecosystem you know what's the advantage of not going apple uh customization oh okay but you you're not are you using the phone with other stuff does it integrate with other stuff the way an iphone does because i have a samsung phone samsung tablet samsung watch you know and if i go iphone then i gotta get an apple watch i gotta get a ipad you know what's better um have you [ __ ] with apple stuff oh yeah yeah yeah i used to i've had iphones yeah but i just oh so you went android after you on iphone i went i went android iphone android iphone android oh see back and forth huh yeah i went back and forth but at the end of the day it was just like i stuck with it because android is more you know on top of like some of the latest like apple won't do anything unless they can do it in a way where you where it goes oh that's apple you know what i mean like like the [ __ ] headphones right like that they would they would not come out with headphones until they could do something where you like when you see it you know that it's not something else right you know it's an apple device right same thing with the apple watch that's why it's shaped weird it's because yeah they want you to look at it and go that's a that's an apple that is true because the samsung one some dude had one the other day on it looked like a regular watch oh that's a dope watch what is it he's like it's galaxy watch and i thought it was a regular watch and he goes no you can change the screen and he's like [ __ ] within it but it was round yeah yeah right
but it just looks like a watch apple don't want that you know yeah um but it but it i love i do love the way all the apple [ __ ] works together but it's like they call it a walled garden yes everything's beautiful in the garden but you try to do some [ __ ] outside like hit like because and apple does all these little they do all these little shitty tactics to facilitate that right so so the whole green bubble blue bubble thing that originally came out like you remember back when you had to pay for texts no yeah they used to charge for text messages how much did they charge i don't know it was like you know five send a message or they would give you a bundle or some would come with your plan and and apple created imessage and the and green was supposed to represent a text that you paid for and blue was supposed to be one that was free because it was in the apple network and then right after they invented it it that kind of went away there was no all text messages are free but they noticed that there was a little bit of that there was this little snobbery did it like so they purposely they could fix it they could easily integrate imessages so that it doesn't come up different but they won't because it it it increases that fear of missing out that makes people want to go [ __ ] i'm just gonna get an iphone i'm tired of being left out of the group chats perfect example if you send me a video it'll come up blurry yeah right and that's that's an apple thing it is yes but if you send a samsung guy video will come out perfect oh yeah if i if i send you a video it'll come up perfect but if you send me one it'll come up blurry really yeah because they want me to feel left out and or praise the person here's another example you know how when you text somebody you you uh they can react to it so it'll be like a smiley face or whatever right so up until recently if
if i sent you a text and you and you hearted it right it would it would say to me joe hearted and then it would give me my whole text in quotes oh and what does it do now well now android's work has done like a little work around so if that if you get a text like that it'll just put a heart underneath it okay so i'm gonna send you one right now yeah and you'll get a little heart all right here we go oh my my shit's off no okay i forgot it yeah but but they so they do they apple does that on purpose because they want you to put the pressure on your friends to buy an iphone it's kind of smart it is it's genius i'm not mad at before they have no incentive to work together with everybody else but isn't it also that it's encrypted like imessages are encrypted whereas like text messages or not um yes that's true but that's that again but that's something that they they won't allow the encryption to be shared you know because here's the thing that's only a thing in the u.s everywhere else in the world people use whatsapp and right right all this other stuff whatsapp's giant overseas oh it's huge it's huge and and iphone is not the this is only well not just only here but there's only one or two countries where it's the number one phone really yeah that's interesting i wonder why whatsapp and all those other things i think it's because you could use them over wi-fi and so you could chat without using your minutes right right you use them over wi-fi it's encrypted it's all the things that come with imessage it's its own platform do you remember when um roaming would cost you a [ __ ] shitload of money yeah like if you used your phone in connecticut you'd be doomed i remember when you had minutes yeah you had talk minutes yes and it's like a lot of these kids don't get it man it's pretty recent yeah it's not that long i mean maybe no more than 15 years ago was it that long ago minutes yeah well yeah night and weekend minutes you know 7 p.m opera your hours are at nine ours are at seven well i
remember when i had because i used to have singular which is i think they're part of t-mobile now but they singular used to be like if if if i called another singular customer it didn't use my minutes or if you called somebody during certain hours it didn't use your minutes you know it was like peak hours and off hours yeah i remember that singular i remember too yeah and what's funny is it's the same [ __ ] network first they told us oh we have to charge for minutes otherwise we would swamp the network and now minutes are free and then they start charging for texts like it'll flood the network we've got to charge for texas now texas free and they're charging for data and data they actually need i don't know if they need to charge what they charge you know whenever [ __ ] goes down and everybody tries to use their phone you can't use your phone ever that's what's weird like try using your phone at a sporting event like if you're at like a super bowl or something like that yeah it's impossible everybody's using their phone well try calling somebody somewhere where just something happen an earthquake or something right yeah it's a wrap they won't work no and then that wild like if they have a million customers like save a self song just as an example just for a number they don't have to have a million lines available at all times no they should they should treat them like casinos like you have to have x amount of dollars for every person that's in the casino right in case they win yeah because could they accommodate everybody like there has to be 250 million phones in this country minimum minimum yeah probably more yeah probably as many as there are people right yeah but if everybody wanted to call at the same time like what's the number that it can hold [ __ ] i don't know is it local because it's like local breakers or local i mean how does that work do you know how it works really it's wild because there's different technologies on
different networks right it's 4g and there's 5g no no no i mean like cdma versus i forget what the other one is but like verizon gsm right yeah gsm right and so they so and i want to say i think we're the only country the only western country that where it's split that way like you know like if you go to korea it's all one technology i think they all use gsm yeah i think um what correct me if i'm wrong about this too i think cdma it works better deep inside of buildings i'm not sure i'm not sure i think that was the the positive aspect and that's only in this country verizon and sprint right but we yeah well sprint just got bought but just merged with t-mobile oh yeah so it's getting smaller and at the end of the day disney's gonna own everything they're gonna own every [ __ ] thing man damn you