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The jogan Experience so so that's the scene I actually uh you know uh when I said where did you get this uh Johnny Depp actually had lived a funny line he goes my dentist but it was funny because he turns out he's a very funny guy but I did say this when I was filming that scene and it became in my standup I hate to be corny and do a story from my standup but is true uh I I I didn't really know those guys that well at all and uh I go is any anybody in this scene not on probation and Johnny's like what did you do I go I said The Tonight Show on fire he's like yeah why' you do that I go I don't know I thought it was funny and then I'm like you smashed up that hotel he goes yeah I go were you drunk and Johnny Depp is funny he goes in my defense the hotel room made the first move and this is a true story cuz then I look over at Paul Rubin and he's just trying to ignore the conversation it wasn't like hey yeah I rubbed one out is a weird rock and roll thing that trash the hotel room thing you know have accountants pay for it all but but I've always felt like during there was a period where I was trashing television shows you know and and it was just I had the same kind of frustration and rage and I thought well if I do it at a Holiday end you know big deal why don't I do it on a TV show that's kind of funny at least yeah I know that makes no sense to you you're looking at me like you look like the RCA Victor Dog just then staring at me I mean kind of see your point but I don't I mean I don't see the point of doing hotel rooms I've never understood it of just smashing [ __ ] and like what are you doing that's just out of boredom the roof oh but it's so stupid to me just so childish well for me I couldn't do that because I'd be afraid of waking up people next door I'm serious like I have no problems setting the tonight on fire or or yeah or smashing up the Areno Hall show but the idea of of I don't want to put somebody else out did you you smashed AR Hall shows too what did you do there yeah way crazier than the tonight's show I yeah yeah yeah cuz he got fired you know because of uh they put Chevy Chase on in 70 markets in front of them so Paramount kind of [ __ ] him over so uh I went out and I said uh are you really quitting it like the week or two before and he goes
yeah and I go well let's not make it easy on them you know so I I spray painted Paramount sucks on the backdrop big letters and then I uh I started throwing the couches into the audience and the crowd was going crazy oh and then I remember I took a television set Monitor and and just threw it and then put my uh put my work boots through the back of it Jesus Christ which is way more expensive than anything I did on Tonight Show but yeah so then they they like tell Areno like get him and so he wrestles me down and as he's got me on the ground he goes thank you man what well cuz it cuz it was such a colossal [ __ ] you and then like you know a week later Jay had booked me on The Tonight Show you know which be and he he came in the dressing room and he's like you know don't don't smash up too much stuff you know cuz cuz they were hoping that I'd do something [ __ ] up no I'm not blaming them I mean I was an [ __ ] you felt like that was a bit of the green light oh yeah I mean I knew that I was on there to do something screwy but but uh you know what what made it arson was that I actually had the uh this uh lighter uh a barbecue lighter taped to my wrist like I was like that's what made it arson yeah because it meant that it was uh predeter exactly yeah it was like uh in Taxi Driver you know the do you didn't worry about doing were you worried when you did that lighting things on fire no I mean cuz I knew it burn clean the lighter fluid and stuff and then I also had a buddy I said you know stand next to this fire extinguisher if it gets out of control but but you know uh I I don't mean to make this my hook because I've talked about it on another podcast but but I guess it's good to clean clear the air you know right but um I don't know people think like I was banned from The Tonight Show but they had me on immediately right after it was you know what's weird what was weird was see it is a lot bigger than I always try to make I it's just the little fire Jesus Christ well that's cuz I'm squirting lighter fluid right there why why why did you do that I love that I I've listened to the show to get ready and this is you're like speechless twice now he's just looking at me why why [Music]
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