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The Joe Rogan Experience. I put myself in situations that aren't that. I've had [ __ ] directors call me a panface [ __ ] What? Yeah. I had a director call me that once. Was he also? No, he was a white. What? Yeah. How long ago? In the '9s. Wow. I don't want to call the director. He's a big director. Holy [ __ ] man. And he called the other actress a [ __ ] Oh my god. He's like, "Get on your mark, you pan face goo." Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. This is back, you know, when it wasn't Whoa. Is he alive? Yeah. So, he's doing movies still. I I want to so badly tell you who it is, but what's his name rhyme with? I'm not playing this game. I know the internet. Tell me. Will you tell me later? Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's going to go through your IMDb and they're going to find some likely candidates. Maybe we should do that. Yeah. Let the internet do it. Maybe we could play warmer. Warmer. Yeah. Warmer. No. No. No. No. One time this director, the same I worked for this Italian. No, I'm not playing this game. [ __ ] you. Okay. One time I [ __ ] up on a line. M and he he made the whole uh everyone like the cameraman, everyone and the wardrobe form a circle. They put me in the middle of the circle and he goes, "Point your finger." And they all pointed their finger at me and he goes, "Repeat after me. You're the worst actor on planet Earth." Oh my god. And they all did that and tears welled up in my eyes and I remember a wardrobe lady looked at me. She goes, "I'm so sorry." Oh my god. Yeah. I mean, I had I've had I had Michael Bay do something to me. Well, what did Michael B do to you? He grabbed my face aggressively. Whoa. Why? What did you do to him? Did you grab his balls? Do you wake up in the morning sucking on his ball? I do. I don't do that. I do that for comics. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I don't do it when I'm like on a No, I did this. So, I booked this commercial with Eric Stone Street, right? You know, Eric Eric, he's on Modern Family. Okay. He plays the fat gay guy in it. Sure. Sure. So, we played Tower Boys with um Kim Catrell. So, it was a I forgot. It was a Pepsi commercial, I think. And she was in this bathtub. And I had never acted before, you know, Joe. Like, I'm a stand. I I come from the same place you come, which is open mics. And
yeah, I didn't learn how to act. I don't know the [ __ ] that. I don't know what a jib camera is or a mark or any of that [ __ ] right? So, I had this scene where I had to bring these Oh, [ __ ] I had to bring these towels into a [ __ ] you know, it was like stacked. That was a joke. And he would go, "Your face needs to be in the light." And I go, "Oh, I don't I don't know." So I try to tilt every tape, the light, the light. Right. And then like by the eighth one, he came from behind the thing and he grabbed my face like this. He goes, "Here, here." And I like tears. Well, no. Don't feel bad for me. I'm a survivor. You know, that's your Holocaust. That was your option being on a movie and Michael Bay tells you to put your face towards the light. Yeah, but in the 90s I experienced that [ __ ] right? Well, that seems like you really weren't putting your face towards the light and he was freaking out cuz they could only do that take so many times. I'm kind of on team Bay on that one. You are really Yeah, he just turned your face. Oh, you're right. You're making it sound like You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Beat your ass. You're right. You're But but also when you when you come when you come from a background like me Yes. with your dad [ __ ] acting crazy. When people scream, right, it [ __ ] it, you feel it. You got triggered. Yeah. Like ter What's a Robocop? What's his name? The original Robocop. Peter. Peter. We Yeah. He's a screamer. Screams. Yeah. So Yeah. So I was on scream at you. Yeah. I was on Magnum. He does it to everyone, right? Oh, yeah. Back in the day, we wouldn't have sides. You can't remember one line, he would like yell straight like that, right? Really? And every time he would do it, I would like tense up. I'm not a [ __ ] dude. I get it. I'm a warrior. Okay. Wow. Yeah. And then and then right, I just went to the showrunner. I go, I just next time I'm on the side, maybe not him. So they just did it, you know? But anyway, now I do [ __ ] that's like where I feel like I'm wanted, right? And I'll do it, right? So it's not like that crazy [ __ ] where I need back then I needed it, right? When someone would say something horrible to you, you just have you would absorb it.