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good movie I'm sure someone must have Joey people steal everything this is Joey's on the far right that's insane we were so cute sexy seven yeah can you get it so just his whole body frozen I was 44 yeah like that look at that wow that's so crazy Wow look at you dude so how old you in this picture 14 goddamn Joey cute you're cute as a button turn around talking to the microphone hear this – that kid Joey stuff on this screen – that kid with the afro was a very interesting story that scary because we were we were a horrible basketball team at McKinley can you go fullscreen he moved in because our neighborhood does it he could jump he was five foot eight but this kid could [ __ ] jump like Julius Erving so he was Dominican his name was Louie Hernandez I'm from Jersey they just plain that they just cut it short and called him Louie's [ __ ] they said [ __ ] we don't care if he's Dominican we're not gonna even think about that we're just gonna this is David Ruiz he's a talking they called him that to his face – did he get pissed [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah he was a tough kid he got mad at you when you don't arms like you I think you'd bits left two or three people that's the best thing he did was we used to do acid and we first started smoking weed in the eighth grade we go behind the soccer field in North Bergen and he let us blow smoke into his afro and see the smoke come on this was the crew so I knew all these [ __ ] scroll down to the alright this kid he isn't no that kid there was David black we graduated together and I knew him after the fact the one that he came into John Matarese like look you got a call you got to give me a ride to give me a ride I'll give you a rock fight we gave him a ride he gets out of the car Western young about three minutes later he comes running back bleeding with his hair pulled I know what happened because I want to rob my sister I mean he was serious he had coke rocks everybody a chunk of his [ __ ] hair she caught him on the way out has he pulling out of the window and she just took he was robbed this is the one oh my god okay this is 83 dog at 3:00 in the morning you asked me for a ride I gotta
do what I gotta do you thinking how crazy that state is [ __ ] crazy Joey I wish you could do your own stand by me my [ __ ] god Joe who is this why is his head so small when I got this picture I know which one the Filipino kid now this guy on the left that kids like a monkey zillion and now his family owns a tow truck company in northern New Jersey New York City if say you get told his family is the one that owns it thank God I believe you this is [ __ ] crazy shitty I believe you and that's when I wasn't innocent I was smoking dope that I was no innocent and I was smoking dope I was finger banging people you can still be innocent and fingers just me and my mom at the house yeah yeah I was okay I was okay I wasn't crazy then why grew up in Jersey the PIL was too geared more towards boxing when I was in New York City it was a it was a place that they had like a box in they had a pool table they had you know solders and [ __ ] like that activities you made like ceramics and [ __ ] depending on your age and Jersey it was more mr. gammy Oh mr. gammy Oh was a Cuban dude and he ran the boxing program and I just noticed two sons Julio and Caesar they got me a job at putting in a few and they were like listen when you get the job you gotta Rob putting the fuel is right by Secaucus all four root three it's dirty truck people go in there I lasted about three weeks before they fired me but I left there and after three weeks to the guy at night was a half a mo mo his name was Freddy my mama song is so we robbed the one that we go listen we're just gonna be Freddy we're like sophomores in high school we'll put masks on me and DD Quintero and when he comes out because in Jersey you pay the gas guy you go into a store you know they pump your gas so if you rob the guy you basically robbed the joint do you follow me only or again in New Jersey is where people pump your gas everybody else you walk in with a card so we were kids were like let's rob [ __ ] up Freddy you know when I worked it I got to know Freddy Freddy's wife looked like honey Boo Boo's mother Freddy was a little guy but honey booty his wife was like 400 pounds and the only way she would let him [ __ ] her as if he brought blow home he was a skinny tiny guy like Eddie Bravo she was
like 390 and she would actually put the bikini on and they they were such white trash they lived in a studio apartment they would rent the jacuzzi and put in the living room and they have black Marlo she was the only black girl in the neighborhood black Marlo I don't know what black Marlo is today but she's the real Martin Luther King she was the only black girl in a white neighborhood in Jersey that girl took torture she got tortured I always loved black Marlo Marlo was tight with me my mother was white something happened houses [ __ ] up that building was [ __ ] up so I used to go with her selling blow and I'm in the Freddie opening up the door and they were like a robot and he has his fat wife and women with heels with a bikini on and he's like thank you for bringing it to me I'm nice like he really was like when you brought him the blow he was [ __ ] thankful that you [ __ ] like thank you man tonight like she would not give me my hand job if either had blow so finally finally one day me and Dee Dee Quintero we decide let's go down and rob this [ __ ] on a Saturday night let's wait till about midnight when he's got a grand on him because you don't drop do you get 2000 so every mm you make a drop in the floor safe and you can't get back in there so me and Dee Dee went behind the building by C Clark and it was right next to this hot dog place that bean appease the rumor was that's where the Ice Man killed somebody and put him in the tank by snapping a piece now this is a real [ __ ] area Jersey this is heaven across the street was one of the biggest strip clubs in the East Coast not when I was there robbing Freddie a couple years after that like the army base so you remember if you lived in New York they call this in the Air Force Base so bass is some [ __ ] but when we were kids we went there like at 12 when we took Freddie down dog we just tacked with him estar like kicking them like they kicked the whatever his name is in that De Niro movie in the bar we took his little personally ran away and he guessed it like it took him a week he's like you guys robbed me last night because we had mats climbing [ __ ] like Freddy it wasn't us he saying yes it was I heard your voices then he came back to us he's like
listen I let you rob me once a month but you got to split the money when we said goodbye an Eightball to [ __ ] my wife so once a month we go diving you've steady Freddie ups and we did it like eight times given black eyes bloody noses some of the stomach a couple times that we need them Leon belly I didn't know what it was no video back then either no no leave marks on him yeah you have like take them a few tried too much of a heart so I always hire like I had to bring like one of my crazy friends every kid in Miami today that every time I place South Florida he shows up with his girlfriend and he gets [ __ ] up he tells the story when I knocked on his door with a diagram on how we were gonna rob Freddie and he goes that's when I knew that you were [ __ ] for real he goes I was eating with my family you knocked on the door and had a sketch like the deal how you were gonna kick him and run into the weeds and go right to the coke dealer sounds like I had a plan we had done it so many times but I had to keep getting different partners because I couldn't hit Freddie all I could do was tackle him I was good at tackling and then we want to go down I have my friend kick him a few times it's [ __ ] horrible but when you're 16 jail what the [ __ ] you gotta have a good time you know bro we would rob them once every six weeks and finally it ended I didn't bring them the 8-ball what I just did as a boy people take the time knowledge that [ __ ] but we are in the ocean well it's you know but also know shut up right no people on both ends like you're choosing to get upset about some really ridiculous there's a reader tweeting you go that person's paid he go I get it person once I read somebody's tweet and I go to their main page I get to put I can add a bright in one minute I get it I get where he was coming from I understand why he said that he's a musician he's dad he's a politician he sells this he writes like to display somebody hit me and I ran he's a Paul Reiser fan I get it you're a [ __ ] Mook you don't saying I never met a Paul Reiser fan just of your Paul Reiser fan I'll shoot yourself in the [ __ ] mouth right now wondering what somebody's I guess if I go to somebody's page music and I know the music sucks that's where it ends
because if his choice of music sucks that's what if I don't see [ __ ] one of my three on there like I'm going to people's at this things I judge people don't judge people by money another people that music collection question you don't have Sabbath paranoid you don't have the staple Zeppelin to Zeppelin to why we why are you wasting my [ __ ] time I'm over here master Judy granite and that's the end number two when you open up somebody's refrigerator there's certain yeah it's true yo but that tells me everything if you're [ __ ] MOOC if you're much if I see like Lo and be a [ __ ] but I never come in but there are certain people that they have music laying around just because it's cool tons of them generation of people that want to say and I know this and I don't hate you cuz I'm kind of the same way that they don't want to like Floyd they prefer to listen to oh that's so commercialized yeah some more receipt you know they make me feel bad the worst being in the Tom Waits era those [ __ ] are ones I want to punch him right the [ __ ] face because they're the ones you having a good time listening to something your bobble and they want to like really impress like some [ __ ] dumb chick with freckles or something everybody's [ __ ] already know me I'm saying everybody [ __ ] all you need is tequila and a grandma blown she'll be sucking your dick well you want to be cool and the Tom Waits everyone's a time wait that's good singing you want that you're [ __ ] an idiot but the only reason that people would put that [ __ ] on is to try to overpower you with their [ __ ] Star Wars well you call it the [ __ ] thing with the mind or the mind Jedi mind trick that's it oh my god let me sit you down with a gun next yet you tell me obsessed truth that's good second that's good [ __ ] singing that's the Beatles y'all [ __ ] shoot you I'll [ __ ] put a gun to your [ __ ] head all right tellin me that's good music you're [ __ ] twenty years old knock it off like when somebody says I like the Dave Matthews Band I will pistol-whip you pistol whip you satellite on the way up here they were doing accidents to me they were doing Exodus by [ __ ] the Bob Marley I almost crashed the [ __ ] David is a white
dude with no shoes on a blank new planet it's [ __ ] it's too it's too made-up uncle Joey stop it I think he's got some good songs Dave Matthews got a few good songs you get me emotional [ __ ] this [ __ ] I was too quiet over you yeah I hate all that [ __ ] you don't move over I can't stand [ __ ] time and the people like Tom Waits look at them and go to that page and they'll tell you the whole thing like that there's something ain't right they're vegans something there you know stop the milk or pilgrims they care for something that you like really you know New Jersey they've been dumping [ __ ] since the seventies yeah since the sixties bro that that's never gonna be that's it what's what's a red what's that word I reckon bubble reconcilable no the other word when you can traverse he reckons you reckon you can never you can rather reverse those things that's oil that's that's that soil in New Jersey's you know I remember one that when they built the Meadowlands I remember how many animals all of a sudden I had in my living room because they tore all that down that wildlife unless you know I was seen I remember one night seeing a possum the size of a small pit bull [ __ ] tree jumped on a [ __ ] tree and he saw me look like a [ __ ] ate those things when you call the police in Jersey I got a possum here they shoot the [ __ ] thing they shoot the [ __ ] thing they go shoot snakes in the lobby they shoot the [ __ ] impossible because they play dead and then when the cops leave themselves off behavioral trait Dave [ __ ] plays awesome that's where playing possum oh I've seen a [ __ ] possum that looked at me one night at like 4:00 in the morning I looked at him I was like and I was like this is [ __ ] mind-boggling Joey oh it's ringing check this out you think it's gonna work yeah what I'm not sure if he's gonna answer your on the radio tell tell me you learn that you're live on the Cod cast love you too man yeah the you when he shows all the [ __ ] Michael Irvin those guys in front of clubs and he goes to Miami Dolphins used to ask to college guys to get him into the club yeah watch the trailer to you it was a bunch of black gangsters or a white coach that cold go
out and be black gangsters a white guy go the black to the better the better I want you to bring it back I want high fives I want [ __ ] change our I want everything I want you to talk [ __ ] not celebrate I want everything I want you to [ __ ] humiliate these [ __ ] and then the guy from 2 Live Crew came out with his hos he had a [ __ ] VIP look and they will come out to sweet home hit my dick them hard and those [ __ ] knew what time it was and that's all for the listen there's two things that drive black people to different levels that's when they hear 2 Live Crew and when they go to Red Lobster black people lose their mind at Red Lobster [ __ ] Popeyes on Thursday you take you go to Sacramento Red Lobster on Friday about 4:30 when they blow the whistle blow the whistle on I had he broke my ball white Babbitt was one let me just tell you the mug baby story my baby went to fry Soto hey I'm looking for free tracks so Freddie came up to me at The Comedy Store when he was a man mark Babbitt little feature I send them a tape I refuse to send the tape especially promised the mother [ __ ] commie store ok I'm not sending you no [ __ ] tape why is that I bet Missy Shores combi story you want a tape you take a ride up here you want I'll send you a copy of the 10:45 spot I get I mean sending you know obtain I just reviewed never so don't be a tape I refuse especially people from LA that would call me oh my god we're putting together a TV show we need to take 11:15 for County stuff no really yeah I don't [ __ ] send tapes mark Babbitt I sent him a blank tape ok I sent that jerk off finally because the manager ahead Ken Phillips kept calling me saying that guy could be used to keeps calling you he wants you to send him a blank tape I [ __ ] didn't send them a tape for a year finally one day I went to [ __ ] Ralph's bought a tape but an envelope and said but Joey do you stand there was nothing taped you know that [ __ ] called me a week later and sale of my tape behind me is a feature of a Bobby Slade so [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] that whole tape date is a Power Move
when you go to a comedy club and you go to his office to get paid he's got a TV he's got a thousand tapes on him with dust on them you don't watch those [ __ ] things that's his [ __ ] Power Move ok send me a tape I can't do you are you going someplace and they sign you up and you come back and I say listen you get as many minutes as people you bring your earning your keep that's one thing I'd rather know where I stand and get [ __ ] with that's the leg I'm talking about really you need a tape of me you just saw him at the store what the [ __ ] do you sure why do you want to take who the [ __ ] are you in your [ __ ] [ __ ] down to wanna take from me a [ __ ] comedy The Comedy Store you called me you want to tape go [ __ ] yourself I'm not sending you a [ __ ] date it's against my [ __ ] will it's like these people now with movies and TV Joey they'd they want you to do a co-star but they way this the real no don't send [ __ ] Joey but they know it's a co-star they could offer it to me and if they don't that fine I'll do my podcast now live another week that's the mine and eventually they'll go this [ __ ] isn't gonna we might as well give it to him I'm not doing it for that you want me to [ __ ] be a guest star reoccur you wanna give me a series regular I'll give you a [ __ ] tape and I'll [ __ ] from down and talk to you but for a co-star we've been doing this look at the IMDB what [ __ ] tape are you to decide let me see your [ __ ] tape let me see your [ __ ] tape he said you know [ __ ] tape even that I had my [ __ ] pride even then I wouldn't send the [ __ ] paper I refuse I finally send a blank tape he gave me that answer I never had respect for none of them again because I found it was a power play it was like you are my court you know you want to give me some respect respect will you do you're a pimp you take 20 percent of what people come to the [ __ ] door what the [ __ ] do you do what have you done you can't even play the [ __ ] ukulele the [ __ ] do you do ukulele what the [ __ ] have you done that's my that's where I'm coming from I didn't want one so club on as a Babbitt they did great jobs it was the [ __ ] they pulled that I didn't [ __ ] like I don't
like sexual stuff on television early you believe that you mean like as girls making out or no way I'm watching Diane Sawyer they have like a condom course I lose my mind a condom commercial bother you Oh it'll really destroy tampon commercial I want to choke myself and my wife is in the room or like your aunt's in the room with some older woman since I was a kid they've got a Kotex commercial I would sit down and look fully straight ahead dog I never get so embarrassed in my life I don't want them to ask me if I know and I don't want to [ __ ] know for the blood comes out you snatch away and what you pull up there that's gonna do it me I'm just a little stray that don't even bring it up you know there's some women that's cute yeah like they think it's cute like I got a tampon listen I don't know I love you bleed ruined everything from me yeah I don't want to know that Bob decided play I come no no no I think decided talking about that you [ __ ] [ __ ] bleeding around me that's what I [ __ ] hate well even when they have I don't want to [ __ ] see a tampon at all all right when I'm watching TV and a tampon commercial comes out even when I'm by myself I feel creepy that's so weird and can't calm commercials that newcomers with the chicks head popping out or the [ __ ] thing with that you put on your finger have you seen that [ __ ] commercial check with the creepy finger this is great to relieve stress to put that away that's broken that one's that is just that that one so this day anything vaginal sprays drives me up a [ __ ] I've never had a period problem never had my own period well I have my own period every now and then but I've never had like a period problem like a problem with a girl's period no doesn't bother me at all I told you the one I had to his day and I it was [ __ ] up because my mother had just died and it was the first time a chick called me like that was my first booty call ever I had dated this girl before she was a cheerleader at Franklin school I played hoops at McKinley and we had messed around a little bit not really sex I don't remember Joe I think I sucked the titties I knew her brother you know
saying like we were like in grammar school high school and I had sucked at Eddie's or something after like a dance or something and after my mother died like I was home for a week and this lady was taking care of me and I get this call one night and it's this chicken she goes you know you want to get together now I was feeling bad you know I didn't know she's gonna call me a little lottery [ __ ] like my little funeral [ __ ] and if I got for you little [ __ ] but it exists you know your own [ __ ] yeah like after some daizen your family since you're causing such a dick really yeah like maybe they're like somebody dies I'm serious but I knew her she probably just called me out of the kindness of my heart to make me feel well so I walked from 38th Street to 46 grab this [ __ ] and walk back to my house on 38th Street I'm all [ __ ] horned up we started a fan so I pop the panties off in the Kotex like a tongue in one of those [ __ ] haunted houses right and I just sat there frozen like I had never seen that before I had never smelled that before I had never been around anything like that my mother just died that was traumatic enough this woman's still alive today to this day I don't even look on Facebook because I might kill her she [ __ ] me up I told them put the pants on i member walking home the whole time I don't know how to control myself [Laughter] because she thought I don't know that's the first time I ever seen a woman with her period and the last I made a [ __ ] point that's so funny if I'm I don't care how old I am if I'm in a bar I got a bag of coke and somewhere along the light that chick says she got her period that's what a conversation and it ends there's no more talking ladies too bad this freak place to be this chick I used to mess around with Hollywood and I knew her cycle she would have a period from the 22 and 25th I wouldn't answer her calls those five nights done like six or seven nights just to make sure everything cleared Wow and she never figured out I'm gonna waste coconutty [ __ ] [ __ ] I stood by myself in jerk but it doesn't still feel good listen just the way it looks you don't like the way it looks on its harbor I like it there's blood is that bad enough for you
there's [ __ ] blood is that bad enough for you right there that your [ __ ] blood no matter what you're doing your [ __ ] blood I know you like it I know Redman what the stamp on the look gravy comes out I know you son of a [ __ ] we never heard about like mental illness when I was a completely crazy people that were locked in an asylum but the idea of like your aunt taking pills because she's bipolar like what are you talking about you talking because it was accepted and I was like oh yeah we used to take Valium and well I think it's the opposite I think you just got used to people being [ __ ] crazy you know you didn't feel like you had to medicate them you know I think people were way more crazy in the 60s and 70s I do Johnny first that's what people from the government on the first to the bartender and he torment the bartender to that check was done and they throw him up for the first and they were last though about the 18th or 19 when I was a kid he's a torment Johnny Reed he'd gone through Iran on the East Coast he's locked the bathroom from the outside when you leave a bar at night when they close up right they locked the bathroom then they put like a lock ball so if you break in they can't he would go in the bathroom Johnny really 11 o'clock in the morning 2:00 p.m. we lock him in there we leave him in there too late 6 o'clock at night we come back to have a drink we'd open the bathroom and he'd come out like nothing I swear to God like nothing happened he was hilarious put my dick on the chair see what happens he's like wow and he just got up so Johnny relived like maybe 12 years ago we should give him bumps and get a round up at the barley just leave [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'll fight all these Tilley just [ __ ] leave hilarious anyway did you uh did you ever have a girl you dated kill herself no hey should I put that [ __ ] helmet gratitude yourself the first time decimation I think when I needed the drugs is when my whole body was in pain and it's not pain that you feel it's just this pain and it's well it's also you did it for so long when your body became accustomed to using beginnings but in the beginning why is the main reason we get down why is the main reason a guy like you handles you have
pain in your life we all do what made you different than not doing it you know when you uh when you first get involved in that your body hurts man hmm I can't imagine when I was 17 I go home at the end of the night wait how was in school I don't go to school at 7:30 sophomore high school junior had to go to school and I'll come home and sit in the corner in the dark with earphones on with an eight-track Chris no drinking just do coke in the dark what possesses you to do that Joe Rogan Oh was it cuz that was a junkie no I was you know what I was in so much pain what in but pain covers this huge thing when you're doing drugs pain could be you know [ __ ] that confusion man shows up as confusion confusion shows up as pain is what I'm saying to you confused so I was 16 could be emotional pain computer doesn't have to be physical whole body's in pain yeah you know I talked to the I totally can I kidnapped you know I call him a lot now well I'm guilty I'm really [ __ ] guilty of that because I saw something when I kidnapped him that it's not Joe Diaz I saw him suffering I saw him at one moment on the floor handcuffed and I would never want that for me you know I'm saying like I always dread that that happens to a friend of mine for what I did and I always felt bad I had him call on the podcast and I apologize to him and I always call him up I call him the ID and we're talking he told me you know every time I talk to him he tells me more about his life bro you know what happened since I kidnapped him I bumped into him a 94 I kidnapped him in 87 I bumped into a 94 and I bought coke from him he was all [ __ ] up at Sarah I'm pearl Street down in Boulder and then he never remembered I think he blacked out that's how bad a shape he was and I asked him the last but not this time though at the time before I asked him to human me buy and blow from you he goes I remember seeing and I remember hating you the next day but Levi didn't knock you the [ __ ] out because I caught him off guard he was at a bar oh [ __ ] that was it the guy who kidnapped me the guy who kidnapped me but I call blow after after you kidnapped him before you apologize for kidnapping you later guys woman I saw him at a bar on Pearl Street did you even say I'm sorry I kidnapped you not
that night ask him if he knew where I get some blowing [ __ ] not that night we saw the bomb when I apologized that felt really bad night welcome here Danny he start telling me he's 50 his mother he had a heart attack you know I could tell when I talked to him and his pictures on Facebook that he had a stroke he's drinking you know sometimes I feel real guilty did I do this but then you know I'm the type of guy don't play that [ __ ] you know I don't play that [ __ ] at all he was [ __ ] up when I kidnapped me a couple weeks before you know how we got his whole thing started was because he got a DUI [ __ ] up some cars went to bold the hospital I'm the North Hospital Boulder general and while he was in there you know Boulder he was hurt they left him in the room by himself he stole a bottle liquid cocaine he jumped out the window okay on the other side of you steal a bottle of liquid cocaine from the hospital you already got probably oh my god kidnapping him you know we laugh when we giggle meet kidnapping them it makes me feel like maybe I contribute to that but I didn't he had his own doom why didn't I get [ __ ] up you know I mean I got [ __ ] up in different ways I paid in different ways because the guilt of me doing that to a man [ __ ] destroyed me you know I like to [ __ ] around you know I could do something bad if somebody harms me but even with jujitsu I just can't my form in somebody's face man I hate when I have to lay on somebody like I'll check on me go you okay bro you know I love you right now look at me no I know you know it's funny so for me seeing him in that corner I always had that guilt that I tied him up [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]