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The Joe Rogan Experience I used to say that I think I could beat up a style Bender if we were drinking we'd drink the same amount of beers and then get in the cage we each had to drink 12 Beers and get in the cage and and it was a joke it was a joke I was [ __ ] around with Tommy I never thought I never thought I'd meet style Bender I never thought that [ __ ] rolls up to my show in New Zealand and and first of all he's way bigger than you think okay and he's and his hands are huge and they're soft and the first thing he does Joe is he grabs my arm to like that me up and he throws a knee and he gabs me by the back of the night he goes you still think you could [ __ ] me up and I'm like I'm so sorry I'm so much but you know what you know what that guy is the coolest [ __ ] like the coolest I mean he's one of my [ __ ] where I go he treated everyone as if he wasn't the middleweight champion of the world he treated him as if he was just some guy that was into comic books and and into into anime and he meant Jared Hess the director of uh Napoleon Dynamite was that my show and uh he geeked out he was like oh you didn't bully and dynamite and Jared Hess is going this is Israel I'm saying it like holy [ __ ] and then and then Joe and I Izzy I'm sorry if I tell you I talk too much sometimes I'm we end up at a bar at like three in the [ __ ] morning and he is I'm faded I don't know if he was drinking too much at all I don't even know if he's drinking it and but we get pretty we get pretty lit in a bar at three in the morning New Zealand and he stands up and I stand up with him back to back shirtless both of us and we challenge everyone in the bar to a fist oh you have it oh this is uh what are you challenging ever in the bar who won it what are you doing here challenging a bar to fight and this isn't another country Jesus Christ Bert we were [ __ ] dude
this [ __ ] is the coolest guy in the [ __ ] world he goes he literally is he stands up and he goes how who has that he's one of the coolest guys that's ever lived in his Twitter oh it's on his Twitter oh [ __ ] look at this he goes he stands on me goes and his first words out of his mouth I'll kill every [ __ ] in the room for this man right here so then you know my shirt comes off I go okay I thought we were doing a Steve Harvey bit you ever seen Steve Harvey talk about his wife oh that'll make you cry because I know how you unless you love your wife is his his wife's name is Marjorie is I thought style Bender was doing a Steve Harvey bit because Steve Harvey has this moment where he's doing award show and he hears a song and he goes oh I'm having me a moment and he goes That's our song and then and then it's and it's it's a cool moment he goes She's mine oh this is it this is it this will make you cry man I mean I get emotional watching this and that's me and my oh I met her 86 87 when the song came out then God gave her back to me in 2005. I put her name on the back man you you understand me that's mine right there yeah I own you and you own me I will kill everybody in here about your ass please understand that about the way I love you Marjorie Elaine you understand me I kill everybody in here I swear to God I thought he was doing I thought he was doing it because he goes ask the Lord about me I killed her [ __ ] idiot that's hilarious so you thought style Bender was doing that because Leanne sends me Steve Harvey clips and she just sent him and I thought he must have seen the clip it must be going viral oh he's mine and I'm him we started going I thought he was doing Steve Harvey and so oh my God and then we start going table to table Joe we go table to table challenging [ __ ] who wants it look these look at these big dudes behind them these big Samoan guys we're like who wants it who wants it and then I should have gone horribly wrong I was challenging the female tables exclusively what if there was rugby players there or something he's
the middleweight champion of the world I'm gonna stand my [ __ ] ground oh my God that's so dangerous we ended up we ended up buying the whole bar shots oh that's good three times whoa filled them up [ __ ] around them up in a drunk place it was and then he texted me the next morning like like boom he's out he's out he didn't I don't think he drinks as much as I do and that that dude I'll tell you I'm a ride or die for him he was the nicest we sat and talked we just talked about like you know something really important in life is celebrating like celebrating victories I love the way he does that I really do when he has a victory he goes on like a celebration tour and and I feel like the the universe universe then [ __ ] is set right